Cash, gold, bitcoin, dirty man safes keep your assets hidden underground at a secret location ready for any crisis.
Don't wait for disaster to strike.
Get your Dirty Man safe today.
Use promo code DIRTY10 for 10% off your order.
When uncertainty strikes, peace of mind is priceless.
Dirty Man underground safes protects what matters most.
Discreetly designed, these safes are where innovation meets reliability, keeping your valuables close yet secure.
Be ready for anything.
Use code DIRTY10 for 10% off today.
And take the first step towards safeguarding your future.
Dirty Man Safe.
Because protecting your family starts with protecting what you treasure.
Disaster can strike when least expected.
Wildfires, hurricanes, tornadoes, earthquakes.
They can instantly turn your world upside down.
Dirty Man Underground Safes is a safeguard against chaos.
Hidden below, your valuables remain protected no matter what.
Prepare for the unexpected.
Use code DIRTY10 for 10% off and secure peace of mind for you and your family.
Dirty man safe.
When disaster hits, security isn't optional.
Good day, my friend.
Good day and welcome.
Let us begin today's meeting of the conspiratorium, the clerisy.
Let us all hold hands and pursue what we are doing.
Very frankly, I think different than other people.
Please enjoy this today.
Let me just say, as is often the case, and I have resisted this as much as possible, but I think there's a certain degree of facility to it.
We live by your algorithms, by your likes.
We are under attack And have been forever.
Well, since Trump?
I don't even know what.
As you know, we've been demonetized.
The growth is just stagnant.
There's no way I'm losing 300 subscribers.
I mean, it just doesn't make any sense.
And that's just the way it is.
But what you can do is to make The struggle, a little bit more beneficial, by liking the video, subscribing, and believe it or not, tell your friends about this.
Because what I am telling you, the only thing I can promise you, promise you, is that I'm going to give you something that nobody else has.
This is true.
Now you might say, well, I don't like it.
Could be.
Or I love it.
Most probably.
But what I am doing is completely different than anybody else.
I don't merely want to rehash the headlines.
I don't let the headlines pull me into it.
I'll give you an example of something.
I have to just...
I'm walking by, I'm going through, I'm looking at different things.
For cable news and the like, The bottom line is simply this.
Foreign, alternative, citizen, and civilian news is the best.
Because it gives me something that I'm not hearing that at least makes me say, I never thought about this.
There's this no shite obviousness that I hate.
Loathe it.
It's when somebody talks about something.
For example, I'm not going to keep mentioning, but there's a very famous and well-known, very popular conservative news station, and they're saying, and can you believe this?
They're actually offering $250 for people to out Supreme Court justices who are eating.
Now, I don't know about you, but this is just wrong.
Thank you very much.
Do you need me to take...
First of all, did you not know that?
Yes, you knew that.
You knew that, right?
Yes, you knew that.
I hope you knew that.
It's like when Larry Storch died.
There's this weird thing that happens.
People say, Larry Storch died.
Oh, I posted that.
Excuse me, you didn't investigate.
No, but I did it.
People love to keep telling you things that are...
When Dr. Chiringa says something about SARS-CoV-2, I sent you an article.
What is that about?
Stop chasing the headlines.
The headlines mean nothing.
That's not what I'm interested in.
I mean, it's okay, but they're old, and if it's in the news, it's five years old.
That's not it.
I don't even know where to start with this, but I first got to tell you something, what it is that I'm doing, and what it is that we do.
This is not conservatism.
This is not liberalism.
There's no name to what I am.
I'm not one of these people.
I don't believe in the devil.
I don't believe in Satan.
I don't believe in this.
I don't believe that Roe is about even killing babies.
It's a perversion of substantive due process.
That happened to end up in that.
You never talked about privacy in terms of contraceptive abuse.
You see, they missed the point.
That's headline talk.
I don't talk like that.
This is not about...
And then they stick scissors in a baby's head.
Yes.
But that's not what Roe is.
It's not Roe.
It's Casey.
Casey's the case they overturned.
Not Roe.
He didn't even know that.
So I'm dealing with people who are into headlines.
I sat the other day with somebody who's kind of like some hippie wannabe.
Have you ever met the mom?
You never see this in the dad.
But the mom.
Well, my kids.
I homeschool because my kids.
Okay, fine.
But it's about them.
It's not about the kids.
It's about, look at me.
How cool I am.
I'm.
We homeschool because I'm a Christian god.
Okay.
It's not about the kids.
It's about them.
It's virtue signaling.
Look how great I am.
And the other day I couldn't stand it.
He says, you know, I kind of pulled the kids out of this because this Marxist says, excuse me, let me ask you a question.
Why is it Marxist?
Well, they're treating this, teaching them this garbage about gender.
No, no.
That's Marxism?
Marxism?
Planned economies?
Marxian?
I'm sorry.
You said Marxist, right, Karl Marx?
Why is that Marxist?
Is there a class struggle in there?
Is there...
Well, you know what I mean.
No, no.
You said Marxist.
You pulled your kid out of school because you said at PS 142 they're teaching your kid Marxism?
Marxism.
Karl Marx Class Class?
What?
It's this satanic, excuse me, Satanism?
Are you saying Satanism involved with it?
You say there's Satanism.
Satan, satanic?
What is that?
Well, you know, and I use the word demonic sometimes as a, sometimes I'll throw these words out just because people, oh yeah.
It's like the word light, natural on labels.
This is not Marxism.
We don't have Marxism in this country.
This isn't even socialism.
It's not even remotely socialism.
It's a welfare economy.
It's a welfare state.
The government is giving you things.
It's not controlling anything.
It's just like this.
Oh, there's some nationalism here.
Sort of.
It's a destruction of private industry.
I mean, there's some things that are sort of maybe similar, but we don't know what we're talking about.
So I don't fit in with this.
I don't fit in.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Don't say something.
Don't confuse bacteria with a virus.
Don't confuse a semi-automatic with an automatic, with a machine gun.
Don't confuse.
Don't use these words.
Don't say things.
I know people all the time on our side who say Soros.
It's George Soros.
Why is it George?
George Soros is everything.
Now it's Klaus Schwab.
Klaus Schwab is everything.
Everything.
Klaus Schwab.
World Economic Forum.
Great Reset.
You're going to live with less and learn to like it.
You'll have less and learn to like it.
You're going to eat bugs.
Where are you going to eat these bugs from?
I'd rather Klaus Schwab.
But that's what we say.
Why are you talking about Klaus Schwab all the time?
Same way this one's talking about Marxism.
You don't understand it, do you?
No, not really.
But I know the phrase.
So I don't know where I fit in.
I'm just going to be honest with you.
I don't know.
Somewhere, somewhere.
Today I listened to one of the most excellent shows Is Palki Sharma Upadhyay on Wiyan.
World is one.
She's talking about the Arab NATO.
I don't even think she's 30 years old.
It's brilliant.
Brilliant!
And they have Indian accents and speak better English.
I'm not going to point to a lot of people.
It's brilliant.
It's international.
None of this hurt.
You'll hear none of this on those other famous conservative stations.
Let me ask you something.
What have you heard about Sri Lanka?
What have you heard about the president?
What is this about?
What is happening there?
What is that about?
What about the Dutch farmers in the Netherlands?
What's going on here?
Do you see what's happening?
Do you see what's happening?
No.
Are you watching the usual, the famous conservative talk show?
No.
They're not even there yet.
Because that's, they have all this B-roll for I don't know what.
I'm not even sure what.
Listen, I will never, ever, ever blame A network for delivering the best possible income to its subscribers.
I understand that completely.
Believe me, I get that.
But do you know what's happening right now?
And if you don't see what's happening in the rest of the world, if you don't watch what's happening, let me see if I can say this.
When Europe, when Asia, when the Indo-Pacific, when they sneeze, we get a cold.
Let me see if I can do this for you, because I know nobody's doing this.
This is the globe.
Please buy one of these.
There we go.
And always make sure you look at it.
The axis is one thing.
This is our side.
Not a lot here.
The UN, and we got to Canada.
Alaska's up there.
I'm in Brazil.
That's good.
South America.
That's it.
It's basically it.
Now, over here, this is where everything is happening.
This is where it's happening.
Not here.
Here.
With the exception of Brazil.
Speaking of Brazil, Tucker Carlson did a wonderful piece explaining Bolsonaro.
Nobody understood it in the least.
BRICS.
Brazil.
Russia, India, China, South Africa.
This is one new entity.
We on the Arab NATO, all of them joining forces against Iran.
It's huge!
But let me tell you what they've got.
Let me tell you what's happening.
Listen to me.
They're telling farmers.
They're telling farmers, yet again, To lower your either nitrogen output, your whatever it is.
And they are fighting.
They are going crazy.
There is going to be.
Let me say this again.
This is not a maybe.
It's happening.
They are setting the world up for complete and total disaster.
And food.
What did I tell you the other day?
Food, water, energy.
That's it!
Water we'll get to some of the time.
Hydro-imperialism, since I can remember, friends of mine say, oh God, don't talk about the water.
I've been talking about water because it's right there.
And what happens is, I see what's going on, and I see, well let's see if the Favorite conservative challenge.
Oh, no, they're still talking about abortion.
Okay.
Not a clue.
You have got to listen to what I'm saying.
I know this sounds like, oh my God.
It's true.
Food emergency.
My Patriot Supply.
When these folks came along, and others, people used to say, are you a prepper?
They gave you a name.
Prepper, deather, truther.
Remember, you're a birther, a truther.
Okay, you're a prepper.
You sure as hell better be a prepper.
And I'm telling you, speaking of prep, preparewithlionel.com.
I want everybody, and by the way, this is a great MyPatriotSupply.
These are the best.
They are simply the best.
But if you don't use preparewithlionel.com, we don't get the credit.
We're not supported.
We're not funded.
We don't get around all of this systematic big tech.
So prepare with Lionel right now.
You get $150 off of a three-month emergency food supply.
Breakfast, lunch, dinner, drinks, snacks.
90 days.
Boom!
Do you have 90 days per person?
How many in your family?
This is 90 days.
Think about this.
Preparewithlionel.com.
You can save $150 off a three-month emergency food.
Go to preparewithlionel.com.
This is not...
You know, sometimes I...
Hey, maybe...
This isn't like meteor insurance.
This is going to happen.
But you have to go to preparewithlionel.com.
That's it.
Now, this coming Saturday...
This is something which I swear to God.
I'm going to be in the cutting room.
Cutting room this coming Saturday.
I'm going to play the guitar.
I'm going to write some songs.
I got one yesterday.
We were, oh my God, I was just throwing out lyrics.
How do we say this?
Everything's ready to go.
New York is ready to go.
And the other day I heard somebody say, I'm afraid.
You're what?
Afraid?
What do you think is happening here?
And I realized, look what they're doing.
See what's happening?
They're scaring people.
They're scaring people.
They make people think, oh my God, this poor man in the bodega.
There's crime.
There's always been crime.
There's crime in your town.
Big time.
Did you ever see that Citizen app thing go off every five minutes?
Oh my God.
But it's not happening there.
So I'm just telling you, do me a favor, and I want you to learn something.
It's not just here, but around the world.
I want you to do me a favor, and I wish some of these other TV shows would say this, I want you to grow a backbone, grow a pear, butch up, and shut up.
And stop being such a scaredy cat.
People love to be afraid.
We are creating...
Agree?
We are creating scaredy cats.
I've got a double...
Crime...
I don't know what to tell you, but...
Do you know what I'm telling you?
Whenever we...
Mrs...
We...
This is the summer.
Coming up in the summer.
I think we're in the summer.
And we go, this is vegetable season.
And we get the real green stuff.
We pick, I got some lettuce the other day that was, you know, you're used to this iceberg stuff.
Green, green, green.
You know what I mean?
So we're driving, we're in different parts.
And when I see a young woman running by herself, you are out of your mind.
Yeah, but it's safe here.
No, it's not.
This is an abduction ready to happen.
This is the nice part.
Anyway.
You have no idea the scaredy cats we have.
I have completely lost any semblance of respect and tolerance for people that I know.
Because everybody is slammed.
No wonder these kids are so screwed up.
With my anxiety.
I need my CBD.
I need my...
I need my...
Service ferret.
I'm so scared.
I've got anxiety.
Oh, shut up.
What's the matter with you?
I've got anxiety.
You think you had anxiety during the Depression?
What's your anxiety?
I don't know.
I'm just slammed.
You're not slammed.
Stop saying you're slammed.
I don't know what to do.
Everybody's walking around with this.
I don't know what to do.
People don't answer email.
They don't show up.
Do you know how many people?
Who just don't show up to work?
Where did these people go?
Do you know what we're seeing here?
And I don't see this on any of these TV shows.
There's something happening to our collective psyche here.
Left, right, all over the place.
And by the way, just so that you don't get too full of yourself, you know who the worst is?
The right.
They sit on their ass all day and do nothing.
But they watch TV, and they'll read a book, and they'll tweet.
And CPAC is coming.
Well, that's going to change everything.
Name one thing they've done.
Name one thing they've done.
Nothing.
What is this?
What's going on here?
I don't understand it.
I don't get any of this.
That's why I don't fit in.
Let me give you an example of something.
I'm putting together my show.
And it doesn't...
Oh, look at this.
Elon Musk's Twitter deal.
That was a work.
From the get-go.
And Trump was absolutely correct.
How much publicity did he get for that?
He loves it.
He's a publicity whore.
He's owned by all these...
Anyway, you knew that.
Let me give you right now about 36 different things that are bothering me.
36 areas.
And I did this literally, literally seconds before I joined you.
Literally.
Literally.
First, international versus global.
What does that mean?
That's something you're not going to see on TV.
International versus global.
International is like this.
This is international.
This is here.
This is here.
But global is a different story.
This is a global governance.
A new unipolar version.
In which the rest of us are.
And by the way, the United States is not a part of it.
They might have been a part of it with Bush or something.
Not anymore.
George Bush is done.
The neocons, done.
They're not involved in this.
They don't understand this.
Victoria Nolan's got to understand.
She's not a part of anything global.
She's not.
No.
Number two, domestic governance.
And that's kind of an overarching thing, but this is what, who is running the show here?
Number three, crime.
Crime is one of the easiest things in the world for you to deal with.
And what it means is busting culiur, smashing them.
It's heavy-handed.
There's a system of brutality and things calmed down.
Rudy Giuliani, as much as they make fun of him, and Rudy's acting a little goofy from time to time, was the greatest mayor New York's ever seen.
And he knew what to do.
Next, justice and the law.
What does that mean exactly?
Justice and the law.
Well, the two have nothing to do with each other.
Law is one thing.
What is justice?
I know, Robert...
Richard Pryor says, you know, it's just us.
Yes, I understand that.
But the idea of equity, equality, liberty, you know, from the legal point of view, it's gone.
I don't even know where this is.
I don't even get it.
I don't understand.
I don't even know who's in charge.
Next, the notion of race.
Race...
Was there one particular point, a particular unnecessary taxonomy that we would refer to people as, you know, via race?
Race.
Now it's the Trump card.
It's the...
It stops all rational thought.
I'm going to throw this together.
Sex and gender.
Race, sex, gender.
Are they the same?
Why does that matter?
Oh, it's huge.
Imagine going back and talking to your grandparents.
Oh yeah, race is big.
Oh yeah, race is big.
Oh no, no, no.
You don't understand.
Oh no, no, no, no.
Well, do you have lynching?
Oh no, no, no.
No.
You might think of this.
Who is it?
In the year 2020 and culture calls it in the year of our Floyd.
I love that one.
Gender?
What's with gender?
Oh, Grandpa, you're not going to believe it.
We're arguing as to what gender is.
You're arguing as to what gender is?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
We have arguments.
We had a Supreme Court nominee not be able to answer what a woman is, and she's a woman.
And she's a mother.
You're kidding me.
I kid you not.
Kids.
This is, by the way, number eight on the list.
I don't even know where to start.
There is a targeted focus on the complete and total destruction of our children.
Everything.
Their innocence, their worldview, their reading ability, their socialization, their intelligence, their development.
It's all for naught.
It is under attack by every conceivable area you can imagine.
Because when you destroy children, they move on.
People who act like children stay children.
No, they don't.
That's the idea.
So you screw them up real good, and they get to be real screwed up adults.
The adults that I'm talking about, these miserable people that I, I'll say it, I hate.
I hate them.
I mean, I can't, I don't want to wish them any harm, I just can't stand them.
They were people from privilege, people who, I don't know what it is.
They're always complaining.
They don't do anything.
They don't know anything.
They're all messed up.
They're going to shrinks and thinking drugs.
And they had good families.
Good, decent life.
Imagine these kids today.
Number nine.
Schoolroom and curriculum insanity.
And the invasion of the schoolroom.
I've talked to teachers before.
I will say it again.
With the implementation of social media instruments and the like, kids have not been able to learn how to grab a pencil.
Remember the Palmer Method?
Remember this?
Do you ever see people write today?
You ever see this?
Same way they, hey, I'm going to cut my steak!
What is this, Friar Tuck?
What are you doing?
What is this?
What are you going to play the...
What is this?
This is a fork.
They can't even hold a fork.
What is this?
I'm Yasha Heifus.
Look at me.
But they can't hold a pen.
Because they don't play with a ball.
They don't...
A ball.
Shape.
Distance here.
I'm going to throw it.
Why?
Because you're going to gauge distance.
And you're going to put your hand out.
You ever see a kid?
You ever play kid with a ball?
Go like this.
Oh, I see.
Okay, I got it.
And you may think this is kind of silly, but the amount of calculations and brain integration that's going on cannot be emphasized enough.
And then, because kids don't read, and because they look at screens, they don't learn how to track.
They can't track anything.
So they can't read.
Oh, this is by design.
Absolutely.
Next, something we never talk about.
Surveillance and privacy.
Surveillance and privacy.
I used to...
We don't even...
We don't even care about that anymore.
We don't even talk about it anymore.
We don't...
Let me ask you this question.
And I want you again to answer me and answer me good.
Have you ever had something?
The other day we have a friend in the family, good guy.
And I said something to him and he looked at me like I was out of my mind.
I said, have you ever thought something?
And the next thing you know, thought it.
Not said it.
Thought it.
Next thing you know, it's in your...
You know how when you do a...
You go to a website and all of the ads are...
What you were just talking about.
Hey!
Anybody know a good enema?
Enema!
Look at this!
It heard me!
Yep.
But how many times have you had that same thing happen?
Where you've thought it.
By yourself.
There's nobody around you.
And he looked at me like, you are out of your mind.
Next time I saw him, he said, come here.
It happened to me.
It happened.
You have no idea.
And you know what's funny?
We just lost all kinds of, I don't know, interest in this.
Okay?
11. Food security.
I'm not going to belabor the point.
Twelve years ago?
I don't know.
I started talking about GMOs.
There was a young lady named Rachel Parent.
By the way, notice how Tucker will do the British.
There was a lady called...
There's a woman called...
We say named.
Brits say called.
Okay, fine.
I dig it.
Okay, cool.
Anyway.
Her name is Rachel Parent.
Young woman.
Brilliant.
From Canada.
Talking about GMOs.
And I tried my best.
I said, you realize that there are kids today, babies who will never have had a real anything.
When we go to these farms, and we see, I sound like, when you see tomatoes and corn and things that are made right there, and you ask, is this GMO corn?
Oh, no, no, no.
Sometimes it is, sometimes it isn't.
There is a particular type of corn called BT corn, which expresses a natural insecticide that keeps bugs away, but of course does not hurt human beings.
Do you understand this?
There are kids who, by virtue of what they will have, kids will have, I think it's canola, I'm sorry, oil, canola is...
Canadian oil, that's kind of like a...
That's the rapes.
Anyway, canola corn, beets, wheat, soy.
There's a...
Like the big...
Most of them are all genetically modified, genetically manufactured, genetically not real.
So that your system says, I don't know what this is.
What is this?
What is this thing I'm eating?
Well, it's corn.
Well, it doesn't look like corn.
Not only that, glyphosate, everything else.
Anyway, we just don't even talk about it anymore.
We just don't talk about it.
I remember years ago, there was somebody who one day said, hey, there's a pizza joint not too far from us, and it said, gluten-free pizza.
This is when the celiac thing.
Remember celiac?
Anybody talk about celiac anymore?
Nope.
Anybody talk about gluten-free?
Nope.
What, did that go away?
Nope.
Somebody just said, listen, you know, go along on non-gluten.
Why?
Just trust me.
And people are all of a sudden, you know, but you never hear about it anymore.
It's just gone.
And there was a study one time in India when they noticed that these water buffalo were just dying.
And when they did autopsies and necropsies, they would find basically undigested, unsynthesized wheat or grass that were GMOs, which they say might be connected to people who have mono, that kind of a weird, that celiac is where, they're basically, you know, they just...
They're feeling like dead.
Because they're not able to assimilate any of the nutrients.
Because there are no nutrients.
Okay.
Long story short.
That's one thing about food.
What are you eating?
What are you even eating?
And is it going to be there?
See, when it comes to food, we are just stupid.
I mean, stupid.
And the level of obesity, I swear to you, the level of obesity is connected to that.
Not, when we were kids, people said, well, you know, we rode our bikes a lot.
Would you lay off this riding your bike?
What do you think, what we were, like, Greg LeMond, while we were pedaling in the, what, the Tour de France?
No, we just, it wasn't the exercise.
I mean, that was a part of it.
But it was the food.
We had actual food.
Stuff that wasn't, anyway.
Number twelve, water and hydro imperialism.
Good luck.
Thirteen, media and information negligence and corruption.
The crap that you're seeing, it's like garbage.
It's GMO news.
It's stupid.
It is brought down to the stupidest, simplest, all kinds of graphics.
Well, today, there's more pump, you know, the gas is six dollars.
Pitch of a gas.
At the pump.
Pitch of a pump.
Today, in the stock market, there's always a picture of that trader who looks like, oh my god, no.
Why?
Because you're just, because you're an idiot!
And you're being told by idiots, and the news directors are idiots, and these are fools.
These have been people who were hanging on for their dear life.
In a medium that is dead.
And there are people in the world of alternative citizen and civilian journalism who are doing so much better.
Anyway.
Big tech censorship via proxy.
Can't even say this enough.
Can't even say this enough.
How does it work?
The government owns...
The government.
Shadow government owns everything.
Google!
Twitter, whatever it is.
Just all the clouds and all the systems.
And they appointed people.
Okay, good news.
Alright, line up.
You, by the way, have you noticed how Bezos looks like Cyril Wecht?
The famous, other famous forensic pathologist.
Anyway, line everybody up.
Okay, here's a story.
We need a cover.
Okay, Bill Gates.
Here's your story.
Your Harvard dropout.
We love that Harvard dropout.
You and Paul Allen work together in your parents' garage and you put together this thing.
And that's nice.
But when we kick in is that we're going to make sure that you put this in every home there is.
Every home, every business, and you need us.
So you're going to be the titular head.
And by the way, we own you.
We will own you.
For the rest of your life.
You will do whatever we say, but you will be the richest man theoretically on the planet.
Okay?
Here's what we're going to do.
You do this, but make sure that in all of your devices, in these big gaping holes, so viruses can come in.
Us.
So we can always get to them.
And then the McAfee and the antivirus.
By the way, whatever happened to McAfee?
What happened to Anthony Bourdain?
What happened to Bob Saget?
What happened to Shinzo Abe?
We don't know.
He died, didn't he?
Three-day rule.
After that, we're done.
So anyway, and then Facebook.
Okay, Zuckerberg, you're going to have this story.
Another Harvard dropout.
Here's your story.
Good.
We're backing you.
We own you.
Twitter.
Remember that guy?
Jack Dorsey?
What was that about?
Wow.
They said, this guy, I don't know where you got him, but even we're not buying this.
And it goes on and on and on.
Okay.
Elon Musk and others.
Now here's the deal.
You got this?
Because you are now, you have replaced the telephone.
Oh, the telephone, we got them to take care of.
But we're going to make sure that when we tell you that you're going to block something, whether it's virus therapeutics, whether it's claims about gender, whether it's...
Misinformation, disinformation.
You're going to follow our lead in the shadow government and shut people down.
We'll be able to say plausible deniability.
It's not us.
We're not doing this.
That's a private company doing that.
They're doing that.
They're doing that.
Not us.
Oh, I see.
This is media censorship by proxy.
And it's exactly the government.
There's no doubt about that.
Whatsoever.
Okay.
Number 16. Shadow government cryptocracy.
Oh my God.
Ah.
Nobody's talking about crypto anymore.
Notice that cryptocurrency?
Eh.
What, did it stop plummeting?
I don't know.
We just get tired.
See, that's the way we do.
We have the attention span of a gnat.
Sometimes it's big, sometimes it's bad.
Whatever happened to the farmers?
Remember that?
Oh, no.
The trucker.
Oh, yeah.
That's right.
I don't know.
What happened to ransomware?
Remember ransomware?
Everybody, well, we got a big, we got backups at the pumps.
Ransomware.
Ransomware.
Do they do that anymore?
I don't know.
It just goes away.
How about the yellow vest in Paris?
Oh, yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Okay.
Number 17. Vote and franchise integrity.
I'm going to try this one more time.
If I was, whoever she is, Romney, whatever her name is, GOP, I'd be on every show.
Every place I go, I'd say, let me tell you something.
This time around, we know every trick you can pull.
We have legions.
Wait till you see them.
It'll look like men in black.
They're just going to show up.
And we know the battleground states, swing states, we know the critical, and we are not going to have this again.
I would be saying this every five minutes.
They say nothing about that.
Number 18, very, very important.
Discrimination systematized.
There is, listen to me, there is a systemic, organized, Discrimination by the shadow government and others against white people and Asians.
Asians are getting double barrel, both barrel.
I have never.
It is cool to take these Ivy League, and by the way, that diploma, one day is going to be, they're going to laugh at it.
You're going to see people say, Hi, where are you from?
What's your name?
Morgan?
Did you go to Yale?
Yeah.
Oh.
Um.
Oh, doggone it.
This position's been full.
Can we get back with you?
Yeah.
That will be the red...
The glowing, you know, the alarm.
Some lunatic from Harvard?
Somebody walking in with a lot of peers.
Huh?
Where'd you go?
Harvard?
Oh.
Oh, they're killing themselves.
But Asians!
Watch the Supreme Court with that one.
Asians getting clobbered in the street.
Hey, BLM!
What?
Do you not like Asians?
They're too smart.
In New York City, we have two schools.
Bronx School of Science and Stuyvesant High School.
There's another one, too.
But anyway, they're known, they're famous for their science curriculum.
You've got to...
What's the word?
What's the word?
Take tests to get in.
Anyway, you get a place.
Well, guess who was doing the best?
Asians?
Chinese, Asian, and Indian.
Indian Asian.
Well, that can't be.
No, no, no, no.
So Bill de Blasio says, oh, no, no, we want equity.
Excuse me.
Pardon me.
This is about a race.
You know, I'm getting a little tired of Usain Bolt.
And the Jamaicans, they keep winning all this stuff.
Excuse me, I don't see any Cambodians in there.
I don't see any Italian runners.
Usain, do me a favor.
You're going to step back for a little bit.
We need to see some other winners.
But it's not a race anymore.
Precisely.
Okay.
You got that one?
Next, affirmative action as a cancer.
Affirmative action is still one of the most Ridiculous Things sounds great.
I mean, it just sounds terrific.
But that thing is so lost, it's not even funny.
Number 20, New World Order and Reset.
Good luck with this one.
Remember, same thing with prepping.
Remember that years ago?
George Herbert Walker Bush said, and the New World Order.
Oh, would you stop this New World Order business?
It's happening.
It's recent.
21, World Economic Forum, Klaus Schwab, George Soros, World Health Organization.
Let's just stop right there.
If you're at a place, hi, how are you?
You're at a cocktail party, hi, how are you?
Great.
What's your name?
Your name is Dave?
Hi, Dave.
Dave, do you know who Klaus Schwab is?
No.
Thank you very much.
Go over here.
If you don't know that name, if you have never heard the name, forget people who overuse it.
But if you've never heard Klaus Schwab, If you don't know about the Great Reset, if you don't know, I mean, if you don't know about NGOs, about World Economic Forum, forget it.
And George Soros, if you haven't even heard that before, there's no use for you.
Next 22, agendas 21 and 2030 and the UN.
Now, I don't expect many people to know that one, but Codex Alimentarius, the UN, I think you know this, is going to be eventually.
We're going to cede, just like Joe Biden, the White House occupant, basically signed over everything in that one, was it Davos?
Nobody talked about it.
Certainly not the favorite conservative show, because they're into graphics, but they didn't talk about this, where basically Biden ceded our jurisdiction to some outboard Globalist organization.
Number 23. Second Amendment protections.
You may not, I think you know this, but a lot of people do not know this, and if they don't know this, I don't know what to tell them.
There is, there has always been a rule to remove, to abrogate, to dilute, to destroy the Second Amendment.
We all know this.
I mean, we all know this.
It goes without saying.
And it has to be maintained.
And you're going to hear this stupid argument.
Well, I don't know about you, but the Second Amendment never said anything about, you know, automatic weapons.
I think it was muskets.
What?
The Second Amendment's about muskets.
You think...
Wait a minute.
You think what?
You think the Second Amendment only deals with muskets?
Yes.
Did you think of that on your own?
No.
Did somebody tell you to say that?
Yes.
Do you think that's clever?
Yes.
It's not.
It just doesn't apply.
They never said that.
So, anyway, they're losing, and that's good.
Next, the right...
To life.
I'm going to say something to you.
And you're not going to like this.
But I'm warning you.
There is no right to life.
It doesn't exist.
In the Constitution.
There is no right To life.
And you say, wait a minute.
No.
It's not enumerated anywhere.
It's not life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
You know, these preambles are nice, but there is no such thing.
And you can say whatever you want, but in our world we have capital punishment, we have war, We have self-defense.
We have so many iterations of death.
There is no right to life.
It doesn't exist.
Now, does that mean I can kill people?
No!
Oh, oh.
We as the people have codified a system of behaviors where we have prohibited Murder, enumerated as the unlawful killing of another, with malice of war, thought, and premeditation, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And variations.
Not because there's a right to life, but the fact that we have the ability, or I guess the right, to prohibit certain things.
There is no right to life.
I don't know where this comes from.
You can't do that.
I have a right to...
No!
To show you how much...
We have a provision in the 5th and 14th Amendment that says you cannot deprive somebody of life, liberty, or property without due process.
Meaning, it says, not only do you not have a right to life, I can take your life away from you and your liberty and your freedom and your property.
You don't have any of those rights.
The only right you have is a procedural right.
It's called due process to make sure that we have some kind of a hearing or some kind of a procedure where I can make sure I'm not basically just taking your stuff for no particular reason.
There is no right to life.
It just doesn't exist.
There's also no such thing as substantive due process.
And the Supreme Court cannot say, And by the way, you have a right to an abortion.
Excuse me, what?
We call it a right to choose.
There is no right to choose.
There's no right to life.
There's no right to choose.
It doesn't exist.
So, people get all upset because they think that somehow I've demeaned something.
Read the 14th Amendment and the 5th.
Life, liberty, property.
Boom.
I can take them.
If there was a right to life, I can't take them.
Let me say this again.
If we have a right to life, you can't be deprived of it.
You can't.
Yes, you can.
But there's a right.
No, there's not.
So let's just stop this.
Number 25. Constitutional putrescence.
I love this.
Putrescence and substantive due process.
I think I just said that one.
Number 6. Military decline.
Now, let me explain something to you.
And I think we all know this.
We need a military.
The founders did not care for a standing military.
We were big on Navy, things like that.
The Treaty of Tripoli, by the way, which says that we are not a Christian-based country.
John Adams made it very clear.
Article 11 or whatever it was.
But, we were very, very concerned about pirates.
Pirates were big.
So, Navy?
Okay.
No problem with Navy.
No problem with Navy.
But a standing army?
Eh.
But we need something.
In case somebody attacks us or whatever it is.
And our military is not going to do well if we have General Milley having woke little coloring books.
I want killers.
I want demented programmed killers.
I want Paris Island.
I want Fort Benning.
I don't give a damn whom they are named after.
I want people who go in and come out instruments of destruction.
That's what the military is.
Now, granted, there are some times.
Somebody has to do the motor pool, or if they even have those anymore, food services.
You know, the Air Force, I dig that.
But for the military that we're talking about, no.
And whatever affects, whatever affects military cohesion, the front line and infantry or whatever it is, you've got to get rid of it.
That's simple.
Next, 27, NATO expansion.
For some reason, that I will never know, somebody along the way.
Came up with this idea.
That NATO are the good guys.
NATO is a very necessary function in a post-Soviet Union world.
And Kennan and others realized that after the Soviet Union dissolved, we should maybe dissolve NATO.
We don't need it.
We don't need it.
And when Vladimir Putin said, can I join NATO?
You cannot.
What are you, nuts?
No, you can't join NATO.
Well, can we join the EU?
No!
And Putin said correctly, but there's no more Soviet Union.
We're Russia.
We're not, the Soviet Union doesn't matter.
It's like the United States and Georgia and Alabama.
They're kind of state.
So we knew what that was about.
Okay?
Finally, BRICS and Arab NATO.
I mentioned this before.
Wion, W-I-O-N, Palky Sharma, just saw something this morning.
It was fantastic.
On Arab NATO.
And talk about weird bad...
You've got Jordan and Israel and countries that don't even recognize Israel.
They're working together against Iran.
Oh my God!
Meanwhile, Joe is walking around.
He doesn't know what's going on.
But we all knew this.
Next, the obsolescence of the UN and international cabals.
This is the work.
Extra jurisdictional, extra governmental, extra sovereign organizations and the like will be the end of us.
Number 29, 30, drug abuse, legal and prescribed.
We have a bunch of zombies walking around here.
I'm into hallucinogenics, I'm into sativa, and I'm into...
You're screwing up your brain.
Now, I believe that hallucinogenics and MDMA and others can be used therapeutically if they're used.
If they're administered correctly.
But these homegrown cats who sit around and go, I went to the Amazon and there's this frog and I licked it and I went, that's over with.
Listen, Moondog, that's enough.
Seriously.
There's a place for this, but you're not the one to determine the limitations of this.
Trust me, I'm just looking at you and I can tell.
Transhumanism, forget it.
Don't even bother.
Who am I kidding with that one?
Transhumanism.
What?
Forget it.
That's 31. 32, kind of close second.
Robots and AI.
Dear God.
We have no clue.
Let me go through it very quickly.
33, the lunacy of the two-party system.
This joke, this has got to end.
Number 34, I call it incuriosity in the role of I'm going to call this certain conservative news platform.
Nobody's curious anymore.
You sit back in front of your...
Do you ever go to somebody's house?
And they have on certain conservative...
I love this show!
Really?
Okay, good.
It's like, here, baby.
Remember when you were a kid?
Remember how babies love that?
They love that.
Did you ever do the old airplane thing?
Here we go!
Here we go.
And they love it.
That's what these shows do.
They simplify it, they dumb it down, and they put it in your mouth like an airplane.
Number 35, The Evaporation of the GOP goes without saying.
And finally, I threw this one in CPAC because I have absolutely no time for them as an illusion.
So there you have it.
That's basically, and that's 36 so far.
I'm going to come up with a lot more.
Now, I want to say something very quickly.
In light of what before, you know our good friend, our good friend and his sponsor, you know him, we love him.
Let's face it, Mike Lindell is sponsoring everybody.
God bless him and we love him.
And there's a lot of great people out there and great, our brothers and sisters and news information and the like, but very simply put, if you don't use promo code Lionel when you go to MyPillow.com, it doesn't mean anything to us.
So you've got to go to mypillow.com and look at all of the information, all of the incredible stuff.
Slippers.
The slippers.
Who'd we give to?
Was it geezer sheets?
People went crazy.
And what?
Bunch of pillows.
We give them out like...
They're incredible.
Because of sleep.
I don't have to sell you on sleep.
I don't have to sell you on Mike Lindell.
He's...
I still think it's funny.
Bed, Bath& Beyond said, oh, they're going to get rid of you.
Okay.
Karma's a bitch.
In any event, MyPillow, please, MyPillow.com slash Lionel, use promo code Lionel, or else it's a waste of time.
I'm being as honest with you as I possibly can.
Or you can call, for those of you who are still interested in those things, but numbers, 800-645- While we're on this subject, may I ask you something?
I have a newsletter that you must sign up for.
Very, very, very, very simple.
Let me give you this right now.
This newsletter is very critical.
This is the Lionel Nation newsletter.
I think we had one that went out just today.
So, it's just free.
No big deal.
No.
There it is.
And, more importantly, Mrs. L's newsletter.
Right here.
And it is a beaut.
And if you have kids, if you know kids, if you want to protect kids, this is it.
This is the Linz Warriors.
Tell me you're right there.
Another thing which is important, which is very, very important.
I can't say this enough to you.
Twitter is doing a number on her that is so obvious it's not even remotely funny.
It's like somebody...
People think, are you sure?
I'm absolutely sure what they are doing to her for reasons I have no idea.
Maybe because she wants to protect kids?
But do me a favor, all of you great people.
This is her Twitter.
Twitter's still great.
It's the least narcissistic of any of the social media.
This is hers.
Please sign up for...
This is Elle's Twitter.
And let me also take this opportunity to thank you and say how great you are.
No, I'm serious.
I'm dead serious.
I appreciate that.
I appreciate it immensely.
I have to be very careful what I say here because I'm far more brutal on my paid site.
Because you just can't...
I'm sorry, you just can't do it.
You can't talk about...
If you want to make bread, that's great.
If you want to talk about how bad Trump is, that's great.
If you want to talk about how great Biden is, that's great.
If you want to do sports, and there's a lot of great stuff on YouTube.
I mean, I just...
The lectures and...
These, oh, these stupid food blocks have just disintegrated into this mealy-mouthed, syrupy, saccharine, annoying.
I'm so excited!
I haven't, I don't know!
We're going to have a panini!
Are you kidding me?
You're sober.
What is with this smile?
Have you seen these people?
Have you ever seen these people on...
I mean, God bless them.
Mark Wiens, Food Ranger.
I mean, they have a great show, but it's always like, this is wonderful.
What are you so excited about?
You're squatting in some village, and I don't know where you are, eating, you know, rodent entrails, and I'm supposed to be...
Why do you have to smile?
Or the weird, the syrupy couple that annoys me?
We're going to go try gelato and we're so excited.
What are you excited about?
It's ice cream, for God's sake.
What's the matter with you people?
Must use.
Has anybody said, today we're going to try something?
What is this, ribs?
They're ribs.
This is pizza.
I don't know when people try to gauge pizza.
You're judging pizza?
It's got cheese?
That's got cheese, too.
Yeah, but this is different.
It is?
I guess it is.
Stop judging pizza.
Pizza.
Have you ever really had bad pizza?
So bad where you say, I can't, ah, ah, no.
No.
You've had better pizza before.
I mean, might be, but bad?
No.
I don't know what's going on with people.
Okay, my friends.
I want to thank you.
You have a great and a glorious day.
We'll be back tomorrow at 9 a.m. Eastern Time.
9 a.m. Eastern Time.
Thank you so much.
Follow us.
And we're going to let you, we're going to trail out and let you all talk about each other.
Tell everybody where you're from.
But until tomorrow, we give you a hearty hello, a hearty goodbye.