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All right, friend. | |
Everybody stand. | |
Let us all stand and bow before truth and recognize that this is still The best morning assemblage of people anywhere on the internet. | |
Period. | |
There is nothing like you. | |
There is nothing like our group. | |
There is nothing like the conspiratorium. | |
This is exactly what it was made to be. | |
Okay? | |
Make it very, very simple. | |
First of all, I want to advise you and ask you, especially if you are new, I must do this obligatory thing. | |
I didn't want to do it at first, but I feel like it has to be done. | |
Because, frankly, it's just one of those things. | |
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I have to say that. | |
And I hate a lot of these sites that do this. | |
Or, hey guys! | |
Hey guys! | |
I was listening to a YouTube, just an instructional on something. | |
I don't know, how do you do this or format that? | |
I don't know what it was. | |
And there was a voice. | |
The guy was speaking Indian, but it sounded like English that I was used to. | |
And I'm listening. | |
I'm saying, I don't know what the hell this guy is saying. | |
And I realize it's Indian. | |
But I thought it was English. | |
I had no idea at the time. | |
Alright, how's everybody doing today? | |
Let me give you a hearty hello and a high old silver. | |
To say first of all to the usual folks who are here, Topo Chico is here, Donnie Newell, Bernays Sauce. | |
Everybody, Lizzie Solak. | |
Ramsey Zoo, Billy Pierce, everybody. | |
Kayfabe, everybody. | |
Bill Pierce took some bumps the hard way. | |
Remember, he was a great professional wrestler known for the thyroid clutch, which a lot of people don't realize it. | |
To Who You Borrowing Grill, everybody's here. | |
Welcome, welcome, welcome. | |
A couple of things. | |
Let's start off with this question. | |
You know, I try to. | |
Tell people this, but I know I'm wasting my time, but I do it nonetheless. | |
I try to tell people, you know, do you want to win the election in 2024 in midterms? | |
Yeah. | |
Well, what are you doing? | |
Republicans, what are you doing? | |
Well, we're talking about those things which mean a lot to us as Republicans. | |
And we basically want to just talk about stuff that we like. | |
And we don't care whether anybody in the country agrees with us or not. | |
We just want to talk about stuff, you know. | |
How we hate CNN and, you know, we're into guns and God and we're against abortion. | |
We want to ban abortion. | |
Yeah, that's it. | |
That'll get us elected. | |
Do you think that people agree with you? | |
Well, I don't really care whether people agree with us or not. | |
It's what we think and that's all that matters. | |
We're right and screw them. | |
I see. | |
So you don't care? | |
Nope, don't care about that. | |
Nope. | |
So let me ask you this. | |
I'm not asking you what you feel. | |
But I'm thinking about the potential. | |
Remember what I always tell you. | |
The most important thing that we're looking at is the folks who are the, and let me say this, folks who are the undecided or independent voters. | |
My question to you is this. | |
Do you think they care about guns? | |
Do you think anybody cares? | |
We say, and Cornyn and Mitch McConnell siding with the left to give away our gun rights. | |
I know that Republicans feel like that, and I'm a very strong feeling. | |
But from a national point of view, do you think, do you honestly think, do you believe that people... | |
Are really that worried about guns? | |
That most people have guns for this country where everybody's got all these guns? | |
Do you think so? | |
The answer is no, they don't. | |
No. | |
It's a very careful, it's a very, very weird kind of thing. | |
And you've got to be very careful to stay away from it, if at all possible. | |
And another thing too, red flags. | |
Red flags. | |
You want to go against red flags? | |
Well, we're against red flags because, well, frankly, that's the slippery slope. | |
And you see, what they're trying to do is take your guns away. | |
You're against red flags? | |
You want to go out on this? | |
You want to do that? | |
You think that's a good one? | |
Well, of course, it's because I'm a Republican and I'm a constitutional, and frankly, everybody thinks the way I do regarding guns. | |
I mean, right? | |
I mean, come on. | |
What are you talking about? | |
Everybody feels this way about guns. | |
No, they don't. | |
Well, they should. | |
So you mean to tell me that if there is a family member who says, listen, I got this kid in our family, he has legal guns. | |
He purchased them, he didn't steal them, and he's on social media, and he's saying some stuff that's pretty crazy about what he wants to do to schools and this and that. | |
What are we supposed to do? | |
Well, you should talk him out of it. | |
But by God, don't take any affirmative action to take his guns away. | |
Do you know how stupid that is, politically? | |
Do you mean... | |
Do you understand that? | |
Do you... | |
You're dead. | |
I would love to go against this. | |
Even... | |
I mean, if I'm running against somebody for office and they are against... | |
Red flag laws? | |
I'll eat your lunch. | |
This is the greatest thing that ever happened. | |
I will eat your lunch. | |
This person, you want another Uvalde? | |
You mean it? | |
No, that's not what I'm saying. | |
I'm just saying that we've got to be careful not to give too many of these rights away. | |
What? | |
What about the right to live? | |
I mean, can't you see where it's happening? | |
See, this is where the Republicans just have no clue. | |
Absolutely no clue. | |
What do you do? | |
Well, you do two things. | |
First, you kind of lie, but not really. | |
You say, you better believe there should be something. | |
Absolutely. | |
Anybody who suggests for one minute that you should not be able to do something, If you have a family member that you know is a raging alcoholic, and this person is about to go to their car and drive away, or this person is about... | |
Of course! | |
But we've got to be careful that in the meantime, we don't give away our right to drive. | |
That makes sense to you. | |
That makes sense to you. | |
That's all we care about. | |
So you say it, and you seem rational. | |
But that's not what Republicans do. | |
No, no, no. | |
And I don't know what the... | |
If you said, right now, if I said... | |
I always have this thing, this... | |
It's kind of a thought experiment. | |
Where I have family members who come back from the dead. | |
It's sad. | |
Say, temporarily? | |
Do they go back? | |
I don't know. | |
Just work with me. | |
And you say, well, here's what I want you to look at. | |
This is what's going on. | |
I want you to watch TV and I'll give you an idea of what's happening. | |
Really? | |
Yes. | |
Okay. | |
Well, you can watch CNN and watch Fox. | |
What would you learn about this country? | |
What would you learn? | |
If you watch, because I think CNN is the go-to. | |
It's the New York Times of leftist TV. | |
I don't think MSDNC even matters anymore. | |
It's a Joy Reid, Sharp. | |
No. | |
Maddo's done. | |
She's lost her thing. | |
She just doesn't really... | |
It's not really there. | |
I think what you would do as well... | |
Apparently, I guess there's a real problem here. | |
What is it? | |
Well, it's... | |
They sure hate Stephen Colbert. | |
Oh, God. | |
Not that again. | |
Yeah, they've got this fixation on him. | |
They must really hate him. | |
Well, they must view him as somebody that either they're jealous of or they think he's some kind of a... | |
Of a threat to their rating? | |
I don't know. | |
But nobody knows about this until the number one cable news show brings it up. | |
I don't understand that. | |
We're going to be talking about that. | |
Guns, red flags, doctors without... | |
Heard of doctors without borders? | |
How about doctors without cojones? | |
Or as my good friend... | |
What's that? | |
Archimedia? | |
What is my good friend... | |
My good friend... | |
The Honeyman. | |
Christos sent me. | |
In any event, we're talking about the rad left and military pronouns, young people and anxiety, masks, and J6. | |
Okay? | |
Okay. | |
By the way, James, Jimmy Doe, by the way, here would be my issue. | |
Nobody mentions, we don't mention any other network on our show. | |
Do you hear that? | |
We're the number one. | |
We don't mention anybody else. | |
We don't. | |
We just don't. | |
We don't do that. | |
Period. | |
End of discussion. | |
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Alright. | |
So as I said, the gun thing, nobody's buying this. | |
Nobody's. | |
The Republicans are so bad. | |
The Republicans, by the way, still... | |
See, the Republicans, Republican voters want Donald Trump. | |
The Republican Party wants Ron DeSantis. | |
Now, Ron DeSantis is absolutely great. | |
Can he handle? | |
Can he negotiate? | |
Washington? | |
You know that they are telling him. | |
Ron? | |
Listen, my friend. | |
We are going to eat your lunch. | |
You think that maybe this is some kind of a... | |
I don't know what the word is. | |
You think that this is... | |
Tallahassee or something. | |
You don't understand how this thing works. | |
We will drive you crazy. | |
Think about it. | |
Watch what we do to Trump. | |
It's that simple. | |
Now speaking of which, I've got to tell you the next point to make. | |
And I want you and everybody that you know to make a big deal out of this and to remind folks, if you think that Donald Trump Let me explain something to you. | |
I don't believe for a moment that Donald Trump, Donald John Trump, intended to subvert this country, to revolt, to commit sedition, conspiratorial or otherwise. | |
Or overthrow or any of that. | |
Do you understand that? | |
Any of that. | |
None of that. | |
I can't make it any clearer. | |
Believe me. | |
Now is he stupid? | |
Yep. | |
Stupid is a hard word. | |
Stupid because he had nobody to help him. | |
Who does he have? | |
What? | |
Kimberly Guilfoyle? | |
Remember that one? | |
Did you ever see her dancing to Gloria? | |
When all this was going on, it was the worst optics there were. | |
But do you think she or Donald Trump or Don Jr. or Eric or anybody intended for there to be the overthrow of the country? | |
No. | |
This is the United States. | |
Did you ever see Pinochet and Allende? | |
Did you ever see that one? | |
Now that's an overthrow. | |
Look how many people they had for that one. | |
You mean a guy with a Valkyrie helmet and a Sonny Bono woolen vest? | |
This guy and others are going to take what? | |
No. | |
Now you know and I know that there were people there that were FBI agents or confidential informants or federal agents provocateurs, agents provocateurs. | |
You know it. | |
I know it. | |
Everybody knows it. | |
You know it. | |
Because Trump had no idea. | |
If I could have gone into him and said, now listen, you know what they're going to do right now? | |
As you speak, if you say, come on, to you, come on means speak your mind. | |
Exhibit, exert, display. | |
Your First Amendment right to free speech. | |
That's what it means to you. | |
But to these people over there, this is an example, an indicium of your conspiring to overthrow and to destroy this country. | |
What? | |
I know it's nuts. | |
Mr. President, you've got to understand this. | |
And would you tell Kimberly to stop dancing? | |
Would you stop that for a minute? | |
What is with her? | |
What is going on? | |
Just calm down. | |
You're acting like this is a party. | |
Now, that's not against the law, but these people are going to use it the wrong way. | |
You cannot be a part of this. | |
You can't say anything. | |
You can't say anything. | |
You can't say, come on, Mike, do the right thing. | |
You can't say that. | |
Is that guilty? | |
Of course not. | |
Will that get you convicted with a D.C. jury? | |
You better believe it. | |
Could they charge you with that? | |
Damn right they can charge you with that. | |
Is it fair? | |
Nope. | |
What does fairness have to do with it? | |
You don't understand something. | |
This is D.C. Imagine being on the jury with you. | |
Do you know what a Donald Trump mugshot would go for? | |
Oh dear God! | |
Let me be unequivocally clear, I hope. | |
I'm telling you right now, the President did absolutely nothing wrong. | |
But the way to protect yourself in D.C. with this Department of Justice is to be nowhere near it! | |
Nowhere near it! | |
Did he know? | |
Did anybody say to him, do you know what sedition is? | |
The obstruction? | |
The interruption? | |
The discontinuation, the interference with a governmental process? | |
What are you doing? | |
What are you doing? | |
Mike Pence is going to say, there was a noose. | |
I think they were going to come and hang me. | |
And you're going to say, ah, come on, Mike. | |
You can't say that. | |
You can't say that. | |
AOC said she wasn't even near it. | |
She's hearing all this stuff and pretending. | |
They don't want to hear the truth. | |
They want you. | |
That's why you can't be anywhere near this. | |
Not because you did it. | |
Because you could say, sorry, I wasn't there. | |
Mr. President, did you? | |
I was in Mar-a-Lago that day. | |
Oh, really? | |
Yeah. | |
Well, did you say, no, I didn't say anything. | |
I didn't say anything. | |
Oh. | |
Well, did you mention anything to those individuals who had amassed? | |
Nope. | |
Were you there? | |
No. | |
Were you dancing to Gloria? | |
No, I wasn't. | |
Nobody knew. | |
See, that's what you want. | |
That's it. | |
That would have been the end of it. | |
But no. | |
You give these people just a little bit... | |
You don't see this? | |
See, nobody wants to discuss this. | |
Even old Jonathan Turley. | |
Doesn't Jonathan Turley always look like he's about to cry? | |
I feel... | |
I feel... | |
John, you okay? | |
I'm okay. | |
What's the matter? | |
You look like you're going to cry. | |
What? | |
Anyway. | |
This is something to think about here. | |
This is... | |
I mean, you can think whatever you want. | |
Oh, come on. | |
Oh, come on. | |
Let's go to Fox News and watch this host make fun of it. | |
Go ahead. | |
That doesn't mean anything. | |
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. | |
As the judge will instruct you, sedition means this. | |
And here it is on the board. | |
Let me read this to you. | |
Let me just read this to you one more time. | |
Always, always go to the statute. | |
Always go. | |
Sedition, conspiracy. | |
Listen to what this is. | |
Come on. | |
Mike. | |
God, this is slow. | |
Here we go. | |
18 U.S. Code, USC, 2384. | |
Everybody want to read along with me? | |
Would you like to read along with me? | |
I'd love you to. | |
If two or more persons in any state or territory or in any place subject to the jurisdiction of the United States, that pretty much covers everything. | |
If two or more persons conspire to overthrow, no. | |
Put down, put down? | |
You mean like put down a horse? | |
You put down like abuse to insult? | |
I don't know what put down means. | |
Or to destroy by force the government of the United States? | |
That's not, no, come on. | |
So far so good. | |
Or to levy war against them? | |
No, no, no, no. | |
Or to oppose by force the authority thereof. | |
Or, here we go, by force to prevent, hinder, or delay the execution of any law of the United States. | |
To prevent, hinder, or delay The execution of any law of the United States. | |
Now, you mean to tell me you can't see some jury with some assisted U.S. attorney or somebody from the Department of Justice saying, ladies and gentlemen, what you saw that day was the process by which the finalization, the certification, whatever it is, the finality of the vote was being tendered or proffered. | |
And this, okay, what do I think? | |
Caca del Torro. | |
But you mean to tell me you can't see a federal jury doing that? | |
With Donald Trump? | |
Are you kidding? | |
They'd be yelling guilty before they even put it in the air, before they even hear the charge. | |
This is where we are today. | |
We live in a different world. | |
They're not going after Hunter Biden. | |
They're not going after none of these people. | |
They don't even go after the people. | |
They never even went after Epstein. | |
How about this? | |
Let me stop for just a second. | |
Imagine this. | |
Hello, Mrs. So-and-so. | |
Yes, my name is Special Agent Lionel with the Federal Bureau of Investigation. | |
I'm going to show you some pictures. | |
And if these pictures... | |
Look like anyone that at any time had sex with you when you were a minor, or coerced you in having sex, or violently, or, okay? | |
And anyway, I'm going to show you. | |
Look through this. | |
Kind of like a photo pack, okay? | |
Hey, that guy. | |
Oh! | |
This person here? | |
Yes. | |
This person here? | |
Okay. | |
Terrific. | |
Let me just put a mark right here. | |
Thank you. | |
These are all of the, how many victims? | |
Hundreds? | |
Hundreds? | |
Okay, that's number one. | |
More pictures. | |
Oh, this guy too. | |
I remember him. | |
Yes. | |
Oh, absolutely. | |
Yes. | |
Okay, put an X there. | |
And then you take all of the X's and all of the people and you say, this was the chairman of the board of whatever. | |
This was the governor of this state. | |
This was the president and CEO of this record company or whatever. | |
These are these people. | |
This was the ex-governor. | |
This was an assistant State Department. | |
Whatever. | |
And then you get done. | |
And then you say, would you be willing to do it? | |
Yes. | |
And provided there's no statute of limitations problems, then you take all those people that were mentioned, And you indict them. | |
You'd have 100, 200 people. | |
And a rogues gallery. | |
And let me tell you something. | |
I think you know the names. | |
But the names I'm hearing would blow your mind. | |
And I don't mean somebody who flew on Epstein's jet. | |
That doesn't mean anything. | |
Do you know how many people are available who said, I never saw Epstein do anything. | |
He was a gentleman. | |
I like him. | |
You would freak out at the number of people who say, I never saw that. | |
I was there the whole time. | |
If there was something going on there at the mansion in New York, but there's other people like the women. | |
Some of them took payoffs, which is fine. | |
Some of them didn't. | |
Who say, excuse me, I don't care what the groundskeeper says, and I don't care what this one says, but this guy, when I was X amount, raped me or whatever. | |
That's what could be done. | |
But you see, they're not interested in that. | |
The Department of Justice has no interest in this whatsoever. | |
Or Hunter Biden. | |
Hunter, you're selling finger paintings? | |
This is influence peddling. | |
You're selling this? | |
To people to buy for their art gallery? | |
Come on. | |
They're not after that. | |
By the way, interesting side note. | |
Anybody here old enough to remember Payola? | |
Not Crayola. | |
Payola. | |
Not Play-Doh. | |
Payola was, in the old days, like the days of Alan Freed and Murray the K, you would go to a disc jockey when the disc jockeys really, really mattered. | |
And they could make a song. | |
And they would go and they would pay these people with drugs or sex or money to play, you know, She Loves You by the Beatles or maybe that example. | |
So they passed all kinds of laws and they got rid of Alan Freed. | |
So what they would do is they would say, okay, here's what we do. | |
I'm a disc jockey. | |
Now I, this is very famous, people know this, I, my wife, Has a gift shop, an art store, a museum, something. | |
And she sells these high-end pieces of art, OJ Dart. | |
Would you... | |
I'm not telling you, Mr. Record Producer, but if you were to go to my wife's place and buy a vase for $50,000, I can't keep you. | |
You know what I mean? | |
You're not paying me. | |
You're paying for the art. | |
Well, that's what they would do. | |
Well, Hunter, what are you doing? | |
He does the finger paint. | |
Here you go. | |
Please, stop it. | |
Stop it. | |
They're not after that. | |
No, they want Trump. | |
Fentanyl? | |
Not interested. | |
The people flying in? | |
How about the ghost flights? | |
They care about ghost guns, but not ghost flights. | |
All over the place. | |
Everybody knows this. | |
Not interested. | |
This thing is so corrupt, it's not even funny. | |
They're going to... | |
There is a federal statute that prevents you from going and basically harassing Supreme Court justices, which is what they're doing. | |
They're not interested. | |
They're blowing up and burning down health clinics and things and churches. | |
Even Nancy Pelosi said, the level of corruption is so rancid. | |
You ever open up the refrigerator and you think, God, what is this? | |
And you've got to find it. | |
And you've got to find it. | |
Where in the hell is this thing? | |
And sometimes it's rotting, but the smell's not there as I kind of collect. | |
And you, ah, I found it. | |
There it is. | |
It's this thing. | |
It's whatever. | |
Well, that's our government. | |
Except you don't have to go look for it. | |
It's right there. | |
Everything's rotting. | |
You can look at Nancy Pelosi. | |
It's rotting. | |
It's rotting in front of you. | |
The level of corruption is through the roof. | |
Now, let me just tell you something. | |
Let me just leave it at this. | |
It just reminds you of something very, very, very, very, very simple. | |
Very simple. | |
President Trump, please make sure you have the best legal counsel because I'm telling you these people are not going to be at all. | |
Satisfied with anything else. | |
Now, I always wondered though, I always thought there was this rule that says presidents don't get indicted. | |
Just like leaders of state don't, you don't execute them. | |
That's why people said, I don't think Saddam Hussein, I don't think they got him. | |
What do you mean you don't think they got him? | |
They executed him. | |
You sure about that? | |
Of course. | |
Did you ever see a picture of him? | |
Or a video? | |
Well, there was that cell phone thing. | |
Uh-huh. | |
I don't know about that. | |
But I thought it was interesting. | |
I thought it was very interesting. | |
Next question. | |
I'm going to say something to you, and I have absolutely no evidence of this whatsoever. | |
But it was brought up to me, and I think it sounds pretty interesting. | |
And it goes something like this. | |
You give us Ghislaine in the UK and we'll give you Assange. | |
Is that plausible? | |
I don't know who these people are. | |
But somebody says, okay, it really would help us. | |
Ghislaine, we don't think we can do another Epstein. | |
Nor do we want to. | |
But she's getting tired of this and I don't blame her. | |
I'll tell you what. | |
You extradite her. | |
Give us Send her back to the UK and we'll give you Assange. | |
How plausible do you think that is? | |
How plausible? | |
Tell me. | |
Think that makes sense? | |
Think that's possible? | |
A lot of talk going around about that. | |
Kind of makes sense. | |
I don't know who would be doing it, necessarily. | |
But I think it makes a lot of sense. | |
Julian Assange is so hosed, it's not even funny. | |
And I don't like him. | |
I don't care for him. | |
I think he's creepy and all that stuff. | |
But he is a journalist. | |
An actual journalist. | |
And when he gets here, I hope the first thing they do, the very first thing, is to file a motion to dismiss based upon the authority of Bart Nicky. | |
Bart Nicky? | |
Versus Vopper. | |
I think it's 2001. | |
And you can look that up yourself and think about that one. | |
I think it's fascinating. | |
Now, second... | |
By the way, this morning I happened to be listening to... | |
I like various apps. | |
I can listen to apps all over the country. | |
I like morning drive radio in various places. | |
I heard one this morning that was pretty good. | |
It was... | |
Out of New Jersey. | |
Very, very popular. | |
And the traffic, what you hear in Jersey, is like nothing else. | |
You can say, well, KGO in San Francisco. | |
Well, we've got a fender bender on Exit 242. | |
We have a stalled vehicle. | |
We have a fender bender on this. | |
We have a little bit of a backup on these laws. | |
Fine. | |
New Jersey is like this. | |
We have a car that's exploded. | |
You know, we have, for some reason, I don't know why, but when you're driving anywhere on any kind of, either the Turnpike or the Garden State Parkway or whatever it is, anywhere near Jersey, tires come off of cars. | |
They just shred. | |
I don't know what this is. | |
You see tires rolling down the street? | |
It's like, what? | |
It's like a moonscape. | |
Okay? | |
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It's pretty good. | |
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I like to listen to books and lectures. | |
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Saw something very sad the other day. | |
A friend of ours, a very nice person, showed me a picture of their child. | |
Looking at the picture of a child. | |
Child was in, oh, it's a little pageant or something, some kind of an event at a school. | |
Look. | |
And she's the only one wearing a mask. | |
All the other kids, teachers, nobody has a mask but her daughter. | |
I said, why is she wearing a mask? | |
Well, because, you know, some of the kids aren't vaccinated. | |
But your daughter is vaccinated. | |
Oh, yes. | |
What difference does it make? | |
This is the same argument. | |
If other people are not vaccinated, that's why she is vaccinated. | |
Because she is going to be dealing with people who aren't vaccinated. | |
Yes, but I... | |
But these new... | |
Why does your daughter wear a mask? | |
Your daughter cannot breathe. | |
What do you think this paper mask... | |
Have you seen people wear it under their nose? | |
What is this fetish? | |
This talisman? | |
This... | |
What? | |
This lucky rabbit's foot. | |
What is this? | |
What is the purpose? | |
This face diaper? | |
This obeisance? | |
That's what I say. | |
What is this? | |
Remember, if you can smell a... | |
Pejo. | |
That virus is coming right through. | |
Just saying. | |
Just saying. | |
Call it the pejo test. | |
If you can smell that, it's true. | |
I'm sorry. | |
I don't want to be like this. | |
See this story in the New York Post? | |
While you sleep, they have nipple mites, have sex on your face. | |
This is New York Post. | |
By the way, another thing too is I find this to be disgusting. | |
I know you don't care about the New York Post, but that's Murdoch and Fox. | |
Why do they keep promoting these things about all these women supposedly making all this money on OnlyFans? | |
Do you believe that? | |
Do you believe that? | |
Do you believe? | |
Oh, I made $100,000. | |
You're kidding me. | |
I mean, think about this. | |
Why not? | |
So, you are so captivating. | |
With the proliferation of porn being what it is, you can, you can, it's everywhere. | |
And somebody, because you are so, the pulchritude and the hotness that you exhibit is such that they keep pushing these stories. | |
A retired police chief, whatever, makes $200,000 a month on OnlyFans. | |
OnlyFans. | |
Only. | |
Debauch. | |
Let me ask you something. | |
Is there anything called, you're going to think I'm old-fashioned, modesty anymore? | |
Could you tell me, is there anything more attractive and more sexy than an elegant woman? | |
Tell me. | |
Elegance. | |
Modesty. | |
Class. | |
Is there anything? | |
Anything? | |
Does it exist anymore? | |
I say no. | |
Does modesty mean anything? | |
No. | |
I don't understand this. | |
Would you please explain to me what happened when all of a sudden, all of a sudden, somebody said, you know, there was a joke years ago. | |
And the joke went something like this. | |
A wife says to her husband, do I look fat in this? | |
And do I, you know, people would, sometimes women who were worried about whether they were calopygian or steatopygian, sometimes they would hide, perhaps maybe if they thought, That maybe they were overweight and they would put these sweaters around. | |
It's like, you know, come on. | |
You're fine. | |
I don't know. | |
People were so like, I don't know. | |
Maybe I put on a few pounds. | |
I don't know. | |
What are you doing? | |
You're wrapping it around. | |
I know. | |
I'm afraid. | |
I don't want my... | |
What? | |
Your rear... | |
Yes! | |
I don't... | |
I don't... | |
There used to be this thing where people said, oh my god, does this make my... | |
Butt look big? | |
No. | |
Sure, no. | |
Maybe this color. | |
This is what people used to care about. | |
I think it was ridiculous. | |
Remember that? | |
Remember that one? | |
People honestly did. | |
You know, having... | |
And then all of a sudden... | |
And by the way, the word... | |
And this is very, very important. | |
Please join with me right now. | |
Let's go to our dictionaries and look up steatopygia. | |
And this is... | |
S-T-E-A-T-O Steatopygia accumulation of large amounts of fat on the buttocks especially as a normal condition in the Koikoi and other peoples of arid parts of southern Africa. | |
This is steatopygia. | |
Substantial levels of tissue, adipose tissues, on the buttocks and thighs. | |
The build is not confined to the gluteal regions, but extends to the outside and front of the thighs and tapers to the knee, producing a curvilinear figure. | |
Did you know that? | |
Steatopygia, or pygia. | |
Then there's calipygia. | |
That's C. Hang on a minute. | |
That is C. Oh, for the love of God. | |
Hang on. | |
That is... | |
Hang on a minute. | |
I'm always constantly looking this up. | |
Calipygia from Venus Calipage. | |
The Venus Calipage, also known as the Aphrodite Calipigos. | |
This is for our friend Christos Davros. | |
Calipigos, or the Calipygian Venus, all literally meaning Venus of the beautiful buttocks. | |
This is true. | |
Calipygus, or Calipygus, means shapely. | |
Okay? | |
This is what people used to consider. | |
Well then, a while back, something happened. | |
I don't know when it was exactly. | |
I don't really have any opinion one way or the other, but it started with, I think, with the Kardashians, and then there are people, and by the way, I don't know about you, but the other day I was someplace, and I was absolutely mesmerized as somebody who was involved in evolution and wondering, | |
there was a woman, and I know you're thinking I'm exaggerating, But if her back was like this, imagine her back. | |
They're extended. | |
So help me. | |
Very rarely, but this is the adepidium. | |
A protrusion. | |
You could have put a tray or books or something. | |
I've never seen. | |
And as she walked, so help me, I was mesmerized. | |
It wasn't attractive. | |
I've just never seen morphology like that. | |
It looked like two kids fighting under a blanket. | |
I mean, it was wild. | |
Moving. | |
I was like, look at this thing. | |
It's alive, like undulating. | |
And every time she took a step, you could see it was incredible. | |
Here's what was the most interesting. | |
What, and by the way, bless her heart, what do you think she was wearing? | |
Something to cover this up? | |
Tight, elastic, whatever it is. | |
So that it accentuated this event. | |
Look at, for example, the Kardashians and look at what's going on, which is fine, I don't really care. | |
Something happened. | |
Something happened where, and again, you should never be ashamed or whatever it is, But in the old days, people would say, there's a modesty aspect. | |
I'm not going to go out of my way to whatever. | |
Here in this area, there are these signs everywhere. | |
On every billboard. | |
Maybe you see breast reduction. | |
And you see these women laughing. | |
And I'm thinking, is this before or after? | |
I can't tell. | |
And you're driving like this. | |
Okay. | |
Fine. | |
But I can't tell if it's before or after. | |
Is this before or after? | |
I can't tell. | |
And by the way, nowhere in any of these signs does it say, lose weight. | |
It just says, have surgery. | |
Something happened to our sense of this thing called modesty. | |
There was a time when people would say, I am not going to go and sell myself online. | |
I am not going to sell Pictures of me online. | |
I'm not going to send nude pictures. | |
I'm not interested. | |
I'm not going to dance at a club. | |
I'm not going to do this. | |
It's great that you think I'm hot. | |
It's great that you think I'm whatever it is. | |
I'm not going to do it. | |
I'm a mother. | |
I'm 30 years old. | |
I'm respectable. | |
I'm not going to do this. | |
Thank you for thinking me sexy. | |
Thank you for that. | |
I appreciate that. | |
But I'm not going to do that. | |
Well, those days are gone. | |
Those days are gone. | |
And what the New York Post and others are doing is normalizing the sense of, hey, listen. | |
If you can't beat them, join them. | |
And what do you think? | |
What do you think is happening right now? | |
Who are they getting new? | |
Kids. | |
Your kids. | |
Your kids probably are talking your daughter to maybe one of her friends. | |
And one of her friends might be doing this. | |
You think what I'm saying is? | |
It's crazy. | |
Mrs. L talks about this all the time. | |
Then all of a sudden, your daughter sends a... | |
And by the way, it starts off sometimes innocently. | |
Sexting. | |
Everybody's doing it. | |
I have relatives in the school system. | |
If there are any teachers now, sexting is like nothing. | |
Nothing. | |
It's all the time. | |
And not only that, nobody can tell you, could you yourself be violating, you know, your transmitting pictures of minors? | |
Yes, but I'm the minor. | |
It doesn't matter. | |
You mean I can be arrested? | |
Yes. | |
And then these kids, once this picture goes out, it's all over the school, and they can't go back to school anymore. | |
They have to move. | |
Or maybe their sense of shame has been so eroded over the past whatever period of time. | |
And then what happens is that they will have this. | |
They'll be somewhere. | |
They'll be playing your kid in front of you on their phone. | |
And you'll say, it's right there in my house. | |
Right there. | |
My kid's not out in some mall or a bus stop. | |
He's right there. | |
Going like this. | |
Gets up, goes to the bathroom, comes back. | |
Your son, daughter talking to somebody, playing games, playing something innocent, thinks he's talking. | |
Oh, there are people who know your children like you can't believe. | |
And all of a sudden, that picture is, hey, show me this. | |
And kids have no judgment center. | |
Show me. | |
Show me. | |
Lift up your shirt. | |
Do this. | |
Do that. | |
Whatever it is. | |
They have no judgment centers. | |
They have no executive function. | |
No nothing. | |
And they've heard about it. | |
It's not that... | |
Okay. | |
Whatever. | |
They can't think ahead. | |
They're almost like psychopaths. | |
They have no ability to recognize consequence. | |
So they do it. | |
And next thing you know, you better pay me or else I'm going to send this to everybody. | |
Where's your kid going to go? | |
What happens then? | |
Either more pictures or... | |
Who knows? | |
Happens all the time. | |
And what does the New York Post do? | |
It promotes this idea. | |
But not just to... | |
But it's the normalization, the habituation, the... | |
The being accustomed to it. | |
It's happening all over the place. | |
And if you've got kids, and you buy your kid that phone, you go to lenswarriors.org, find out what you can do, by the way, to protect it with routers and apps, because that's your phone. | |
Don't give me this crap about it. | |
Anyway, but to make a long story short, what is happening? | |
Have you seen, how many of you, Oh yeah, they're worried about nicotine. | |
Oh yeah, nicotine they're worried about. | |
Let me ask you a question. | |
How many of you, just give me a one, have you ever seen one of these pictures of girls walking down the street, not nude, but in clothing, form-fitting, or whatever you want to call it. | |
Five years ago, it would have been embarrassing. | |
How many of you have seen this where you think, what are they thinking? | |
What are they thinking? | |
How many are now seeing, what are those things called, I hate them, with the socks, skips, slips, skips, those slides. | |
Everywhere people look like they just got out of bed. | |
In front of buildings, in front of apartment buildings, there are people in PJs and bathrobes because they've been inside. | |
Andy's seen it. | |
Dick Bork has seen it. | |
Think about this. | |
Christian Parker, you've seen it. | |
These women, you would say, what are you doing? | |
Gary Baxter. | |
At first I thought, hey, it's wonderful. | |
You know, they have this sense of their confidence. | |
No! | |
Splitkin. | |
Look at this. | |
Everybody has. | |
What happened? | |
Now your kid sees that. | |
This is normal. | |
Remember something. | |
Remember something. | |
This happens and I'm going to say something again to you and you're going to say he's doing it again. | |
The greatest experiment was how overnight people were covered in tattoos like that. | |
This is permanent Ugly disfigurement that you cannot reverse. | |
And if you do, it'll cost a fortune. | |
And don't think that... | |
Overnight. | |
So you look. | |
Tattoos. | |
These... | |
Whatever these clothes are. | |
Masks. | |
Lunacy. | |
Karens. | |
Anything. | |
Anything that you... | |
Because people have lost their sense of independence. | |
They have lost their sense of individuality. | |
They've been inside. | |
They don't know. | |
Their whole world is this stupid device that they carry around all the time. | |
They've lost everything. | |
And then you get this one. | |
You're going to love this. | |
Anybody here deal with... | |
What do I say? | |
What do you call this? | |
I guess a workforce where people just, you're going to love this, people just don't show up. | |
Anybody here have a business, have a service industry, fast food, hotel, hospitality, bar, anything where people just don't show up. | |
They don't call. | |
They don't write. | |
They don't care. | |
And they show up like nothing. | |
I don't know what you're talking about. | |
I don't know what you're talking about. | |
The other day I was talking to a friend and he has a business. | |
The owner of the business had a friend. | |
Friend says, can you put my daughter to work? | |
Okay. | |
Believe me, I don't want to go too much into detail because you... | |
People listening who know me will know what I'm talking about. | |
It was a very easy job. | |
Doing nothing. | |
And by the way, she looked, when she looked at her, she goes, looks like somebody could work like in a law firm or something. | |
She looked very well dressed and very, but didn't make a lot of eye contact. | |
Kind of strange. | |
A little strange. | |
Okay, fine. | |
Alright, fine. | |
Not exactly the rarest of things, but a little strange. | |
And then all of a sudden, She comes in and says, now listen, did they tell you about my condition? | |
And he's, what are you talking about? | |
I need to take a little time off here, because I'm going through a lot of anxiety. | |
Anxiety? | |
Yes. | |
Did they tell you? | |
No, they didn't. | |
Well, what do you want, like a, take an, you want to get off, take the afternoon off? | |
No. | |
Six weeks. | |
It was six weeks, right? | |
Or months. | |
Six months. | |
It was the most... | |
He said, what? | |
You're going to take off six... | |
I'll say six weeks. | |
It could be six months. | |
I don't... | |
Why? | |
Because I'm having a hard time. | |
With what? | |
You know, just stuff. | |
No. | |
I'll tell you what. | |
You take all the time. | |
You don't have a job here. | |
And she looked at him like, wait a minute, what do you mean I don't have a job? | |
I have anxiety. | |
I have anxiety. | |
Okay. | |
Oh, you have anxiety at home. | |
But the attitude was, I've got a friend of ours in the service industry. | |
Hospitality. | |
Hotel, bar, that kind of thing. | |
Meets people. | |
Okay. | |
This one's great. | |
Terrific. | |
Start Monday. | |
One day, two days. | |
And then gone. | |
And then they call up and say, did you quit? | |
No, I just had a hard time. | |
Were you going to call? | |
No, I didn't call. | |
This is at every level. | |
At every interstitial corner. | |
At every crevice. | |
At every point. | |
At every juncture. | |
In our humanity. | |
We are suffering from new and exaggerated forms of mental illness. | |
And it's not just enough to say you've got people basically prostituting themselves online. | |
You have people wearing clothing that it should be embarrassing. | |
Other people who are just weird. | |
Others not showing up to work. | |
And then people who after COVID just never got back to work. | |
And nobody knows if they're making any money. | |
They're not getting unemployment. | |
they're just not working. | |
They're just not working. | |
*Mario* | |
I don't know what it is. | |
So, listen to me and listen carefully. | |
Are you listening? | |
Good. | |
My dear friends, at every aspect, I'm saying this again, familial, family, education, political, Sexual, gender, sports, recreational, fraternal, interpersonal, intellectual, mental health. | |
Name the area. | |
We are doomed. | |
I have never seen anything like this. | |
And I don't know why. | |
And I'm reading. | |
And I've always been fascinated by the oral histories of people during World War II, 15 years old, trying to get into the Marines to go to Guadalcanal and die for their country. | |
It was only 70 years ago. | |
Kids, 15. Today, what are we doing? | |
We have a new, did you see the Navy, it was a video, on pronouns. | |
Dear God! | |
Dear God! | |
My friends, it is over. | |
Everything that we thought, everything that we imagined, everything, and it's not, we're not even done yet. | |
We're not done. | |
But your president is worried about menthol cigarettes. | |
That's what he's concerned with. | |
Not fentanyl. | |
We are doomed. | |
Let us stop right there, my friends, before we lose our minds. | |
Please, I ask you. | |
Please. | |
Please. | |
Look at this. | |
Here's one other thing. | |
Liam says, and by the way, Liam, Liam says, I am a Gen Xer. | |
If I had a choice, I would always work with boomers. | |
They show up on time, do the work, and don't bitch. | |
What a big hand for my buddy Liam. | |
Huh? | |
Is that great or what? | |
There's a lot of good young folks out there. | |
Don't kid yourself. | |
Don't kid yourself. | |
And when you meet them, you're so thrilled. | |
You just can't believe what you're seeing. | |
There's more conservative and more fundamentally sound people than you can imagine. | |
By the way, let's... | |
Let's stop right now. | |
And please, on a lighter note, tell me where you are. | |
Let's do a roll call. | |
Let's do a roll call, shall we? | |
Let's do some little idea of getting your geographical heterogeneity, shall I? | |
Shall we call it, please? | |
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Look where everybody's from. | |
Nadia Martinez from Tampa, Florida. | |
Gary Bertram, Boston, Sarasota. | |
And Liverpool. | |
Look at this. | |
Liverpool, England. | |
Flemington. | |
Keystone, Colorado. | |
Alabama, Queens. | |
Pine Bush. | |
Sounds painful, New York. | |
Hagerstown, Maryland. | |
Look at this. | |
Hope, Rhode Island. | |
Union, New Jersey. | |
There's Vinnie. | |
Union, by the way. | |
Great, great, great Cuban food there. | |
Bel Air, Maryland. | |
Norwalk, Connecticut. | |
El Paso, Texas. | |
Wisconsin, Pioneer, Vermont. | |
Southern Nevada. | |
Tennessee, Jacksonville, Stoneville, Reno, Nevada, Harwinton, Connecticut, Detroit, Inlimbo, Granby, Colorado, Aberdeen, Buford, South Carolina, Old Seminole Heights, bless your heart. | |
Old Seminole Heights, that used to be kind of my stomping grounds there. | |
Right around there, we're on Sly and Florida Avenue. | |
They have that Seminole Heights Recreation, Bose. | |
Do they still have Bose, the ice cream joint there, VFW? | |
Let me tell you something. | |
Miguel, Chavez, Manhattan, Ulster. | |
This is beautiful. | |
So thank you, my friends. | |
You have a great and a glorious time, and I mean that sincerely. | |
Thank you for spending time. | |
Thank you for being a part of this. | |
Thank you for... | |
Remember the great Martin Muller line? | |
Thank you for coming, or however you reacted. | |
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