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June 21, 2022 - Lionel Nation
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SCOTUS and Roe: A Layperson Tutorial
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All right, my dear friend, my fellow patriot, my concerned citizen, you who have evinced A total and complete and absolute concern over the degradation and declination of our society.
I say to you a hearty hello and a hi-ho silver and a welcome.
We're going to be doing something today.
We're going to be more interactive today.
We're going to try something very interesting.
A lot of our interactions have been, for the most part, for those who are watching the live feed, scattered, erratic, disjointed.
Stream of consciousness, just the way I like it.
Not really persuasive or any particular line of thinking, but just a veritable pastiche, a mosaic of your thoughts and comments, anent and regarding a variety of subjects.
We're going to be talking about subjects today, because today, today may very well be, I don't know, the end of row...
The, as you say it, Wade.
Could very well be that.
Could very well be the end of this Supreme Court case, which I respectfully submit to you.
Most people do not even remotely care about.
But they do because the enemy cares about it.
I don't know.
Don't get upset with me.
Please.
Please.
We'll talk about that.
We'll talk about also how the further example of the collective...
How do I say this?
What's the word?
What's the word?
Johannesburg.
No.
The word is the people who represent the stylized, prototypical right, cable news factions.
Who have this hatred towards their fellow media people.
Stelter and Colbert.
Nobody cares about that.
America does not care about that.
Again, this is inside snarky, bitchy, just this kind of intramural stuff that really doesn't apply to us.
We'll be talking about that.
But first I'm going to say a couple of things I want to remind you.
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Have you ever seen this?
When was the last time you went to any engagement where somebody says, where you become a part of it, you are a part of the show?
Normally you go of somebody to stand up, which is not stand up, or comedy, which is not comedy.
This is a hybrid.
You normally sit there and you're like, okay.
This is you are a part of it.
It is a...
I don't know what the word is.
So the tickets are available.
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Because once we hit the limit, you know, fire codes and all that stuff.
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I can't explain that enough.
And yesterday, I'm going to talk to you about something else that we ran into.
Again, more.
I look at this every single day.
I am amazed, amazed at the number of examples of new problems in supply chains.
Supply chains in terms of food and what's going on.
Because we have a president, as you know, and an administration that has absolutely no interest whatsoever in fixing anything.
And when it comes to your sustenance, Food.
Stores.
The ability to go and pick what you want as you need it.
Not necessarily have everything stored.
Just the way it's always been.
We can't ensure that that's going to happen.
It's that simple.
We don't know.
Because you are at the position right now, think about this, where anything that they throw at you, everything and anything, it becomes a matter of...
You're just not.
There's a shortage in sriracha, tampons, peanut butter.
Go through the list.
Meat.
And then you're going to see, by virtue of energy prices, that trickles down.
And then one day, one day, you know it's going to happen.
You know it.
I'm not even being Pythonic.
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Really?
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Okay.
Today may be the end of row.
Could be.
Could be the end.
If not now, sometime soon.
What would you do today?
Answer my question.
If Roe vs.
Wade was overturned, reversed, upended, what would you do?
What would you do?
What would you do?
Tell me what you would do.
Right now, let's assume the Supreme Court comes out and it is not a federally guaranteed right anymore.
What would happen?
What would happen?
What would it mean to you?
Let me tell you what most people would say.
People would say, good.
Good.
Good.
What do you mean good?
Well, good.
I'm glad it was overturned.
Why?
And most people will say, and I'm sorry to say this, and you're not going to like what I'm saying, most people would say, because those people that I hate, the woke left, the radical left, these people that I detest, that I abhor, that I loathe, they will suffer.
They will go crazy, and anything they want, I'm against.
Does it mean anything to me, really, one way or the other?
I'm not really sure what it's like.
Most people could not care less about Rome.
It's not important.
It doesn't mean anything.
They live in a state where they can, you know...
It's going to be legal one way or another.
You live in a blue state.
So?
Stage rights?
Okay, so?
So?
So?
At another stage, it will be reversed.
The federal protection will be removed, thus going state by state.
And it will mean nothing.
People will claim they're happy.
People will claim, you know, hallelujah, in excelsis day, blah, blah, blah.
It doesn't mean anything because it doesn't prohibit abortion.
It doesn't reverse it.
It doesn't make it illegal.
It doesn't remove it.
It doesn't change anything.
It just means that there will be There will be at least there will be the state's price options.
So what do you think?
Carroll says rejoice.
It should be up to the states.
Why should it be up to the states?
Let me ask you a question.
Should Brown against Board of Education.
Desegregation.
Should that be up to the states?
Should states be allowed to decide whether schools should be integrated?
Should a state be able to say, we're going to do that?
Should a state be able to determine whether the Fourth Amendment is what's permissible in terms of police searches?
Should the state be able to determine what can and can't be said?
Like the First Amendment.
I mean, the First Amendment, there's obviously a provision.
There is no law, per se, that deals directly with abortion.
There is nothing.
There is no law.
First Amendment, obviously, speech and press and assembly and religion and all this stuff.
Second Amendment, believe it or not, is...
Firearms and the like.
Third Amendment is you cannot force people to take...
You can't force soldiers to be courted against their will at your home.
Remember that one?
Why is it that people say states' rights?
How do you think states' rights should be applied?
Yes, if it's not reserved in the Constitution, you could always make an amendment.
Well...
But let's assume right now there was an amendment, a constitutional amendment guaranteeing the right to an abortion.
So that it is in no uncertain terms clear.
Why don't they do that?
Is your elation, because you hate these people, Is there anybody here who would actually say, listen, if my daughter gets pregnant, she's going to have that kid.
I don't care what she says.
I don't care if it screws up her life, her college, her future.
And let's leave rape and the life of a mother.
There isn't one person Who honestly can look me in the eye and say, oh yeah, no, no, no, she's going to have that baby.
I don't care what anybody says.
No way.
She should have kept her legs closed, and that's the way it is, and that's it, and it, it, it.
Your kid?
Your daughter?
That's right.
I don't care.
Oh, she had plans.
Uh-uh.
15 years old?
Doesn't matter.
You know what?
In fact, their pregnancy will be even better because she's younger and that's kind of the way nature intended it.
You've got to be kidding.
Nobody thinks that.
You say it in person.
You say it in public.
You say it in front of other people.
Really?
You really want women to go to prison?
Who?
Have an abortion?
You damn right.
Absolutely.
You're damn right I do.
It's a human life.
And that's it.
What about states' rights?
Well, what's the difference?
What if the state of New York, California says, all right, fine.
Well, I'm going to move then.
I'm going to move.
Do you really think about abortion every single day?
Every day I think about it.
It's the most important issue in the world to me.
Really?
You better believe it.
Okay.
Nonsense.
Abortion is one of the most unimportant issues to most people.
There is.
The only people who really want it more than anything else are nobody you're going to see protesting.
Nobody you're going to want to see protesting.
Oh yeah, they're in the front line.
Yes, there are people who say, okay, here's an abortion pill.
You know, after all, an IUD is a...
Is it abortion theoretically?
Okay, fine.
That's not it.
The people who are responsible, the people who want abortion more than anything else, are people you will never meet, from organizations you will never hear of, political parties and factions that have absolutely nothing to do with anything that's on the ballot.
It is a part of a, always has been, a shadow government.
Behind the scenes, Margaret Sanger, eugenics group of people who absolutely, positively want more than anything depopulation.
You're never going to hear them.
Nobody comes out and says this.
But they absolutely, and they will do everything in their power to make people think That it is something that is part and parcel of their kit, so to speak.
Their kit.
And when they kit, it's almost like, you know, when you have a, you know, well, it's a swag bag.
Do you want to be a lefty?
Sure, well, here's what your thing is.
This is your instructions on climate change.
Climate change.
Oh, you have to be 100% A nut about climate change.
I see.
Climate change?
Climate change.
This is your beginning and everything is climate change.
Everything.
Everything.
Everything?
Everything.
What else?
Transgender rights?
Really?
Oh yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's important.
Since when?
Since now.
Okay.
Alright.
Trans athletes.
Trans athletes.
Yep.
That's a part of it.
You're a lefty, right?
Well, yeah.
That's a part of it.
Hmm.
Okay.
What else?
Vaccines?
Don't even ask.
Don't even ask.
It's a given.
Okay.
Masks?
Please.
It's the uniform.
Okay.
But abortion?
Yes.
You're supposed to abort.
And brag about it and laugh about it and stand in front and do TikTok videos and brag.
Oh my God.
And by the way, regarding transgender, everybody in Hollywood is going to have one of their kids, at least one, who's changing, who's changed their pronouns.
Really?
Oh yeah!
It's happening.
Why now?
It's just the way it is.
By the way, somebody told me their pronoun is thou.
I love that.
This is a part of the left.
This is a part of the left.
What about an environment?
Clean water?
No, no.
Climate change?
Yeah, but what about clean water and clean air?
Environmentalness?
You know, save the forest and pick up trash?
Nah.
Nah.
Climate change?
I got the climate change, but I'm kind of a lefty, and I want to be a...
I just, you know, I have my...
Remember the green...
The green peace sign?
That...
It was the peace sign, but it didn't have that...
It was a line.
It looked like a Mercedes-Benz logo.
Remember that one?
Do you know the Earth?
Bobby Kennedy, Pete Seeger, the Hudson River, save the water, pick up trash.
Remember Iron Eyes Cody, who was a Sicilian?
Remember him with the tear?
We don't talk about that.
Lady Bird Johnson, beautify the highways, pick up trash.
We don't talk about that.
Okay, well, what about anti-war?
No, no, no, no.
What?
Oh, we love war.
Wait a minute, you're a lefty?
Yeah!
You love war?
Love it.
Ukraine?
Say no more.
Syria?
This is the Democratic Party?
Yeah.
It's almost like Woody Allen's sleeper.
Do you understand what's happening here?
Do you understand what's happening here?
You see, none of this.
And you are going to be...
Wait till you see.
Hollywood is like...
I can see somebody going over there.
Who are the big agents?
Used to be WME or ICM.
You can say, listen, Dave.
Huh?
Yeah, William Morris, Endeavor.
Sit down, Dave.
Yeah, listen, I've been your agent for a long time.
And I've got to talk to you about something.
We need to pep up your career.
Yeah, do you have any kids, Dave?
You have any kids?
Yeah.
How old are they?
Well, Five through ten.
Great!
How about, can they change their name?
Their pronouns?
What?
Surgery?
No, no need for the surgery.
No, no, no.
But can you mind?
That would really pick up.
That would really pick up.
You want me to do what?
I want your kids, one or all of them, to change their gender to the other one.
And it's always, I don't know what's Popular.
More boy to girl or girl to boy.
Either way.
Doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter.
And we want to put...
We've got...
Talked to...
Sally in PR is going to be doing a press release.
How she's changing her pronouns and everything.
What does this have to do with my acting talent?
Absolutely nothing.
But, Eddie, apparently you've...
I'm calling you Eddie now.
Apparently you've not noticed this.
But there is no more Hollywood.
It's done.
It's finished.
It's through.
It's over.
It's done.
You see this Buzz Lightyear that woke up?
Gone.
It's going to be CGI.
China's going to run it.
You could forget it.
Everybody's going crazy.
Yeah, same-sex kiss and Buzz Lightyear.
Parents said, we're not going to do it.
And, by the way, to show you how bad Hollywood is, people like Tom Hanks, you see Tom Hanks when all of a sudden he was there supposedly standing up for his wife?
Yeah.
After the tremor shot, remember that one?
He was standing there with supposedly his hand, you know, like they pulled a Putin on him, who all of a sudden has this tremor.
Well, guess what happens?
All of a sudden, he's a tough guy, and there happens to be a paparazzi, a pap, as we call him, right there.
He's desperate.
So Hollywood is just done.
It's finished.
So, what we're doing is, we're advising all of our clients to have their kids, because they can't do it.
Their kids convert, or whatever you want to call it.
And if you don't have any kids, adopt and have them convert.
It's the thing, it's the most important thing.
Why does this matter?
I don't know why it matters.
I don't know who's responsible for it.
Listen, do you or do you not want to be a part of this vanishing Hollywood?
This is it.
This is it.
There is no more.
There's no more theaters.
There's no more movies.
There's no more premieres.
The award shows are gone.
Nobody cares about it.
Award show for what?
Award show for something nobody watches?
Get with the program.
Get with the program.
That's exactly what's happening right now.
And that's exactly what they're doing.
It's the most amazing thing in the world.
So, in that, oh, and also abortion, eh, we'll do that for a while.
Some abortions do.
Remember the...
Pardon my French.
Remember the pussy hats?
Remember that one?
Remember Madonna?
She wanted to blow up the White House.
Then there was Ashley Judd.
Remember that one about her menses and not exactly pretty.
Then there was...
I don't know what that was.
I have one of those hats.
I will never wear it in public.
But it's one for the...
That's going to be...
That's where somebody said, hey, put this hat on.
What is that?
That's a poussoir hat.
A chapeau.
That doesn't look like a poussoir.
It doesn't matter.
It looks like a Toreador sideways as pink.
What is this thing?
Remember that?
They tried that.
That didn't really go anywhere.
That's where we are right now.
Nobody cares about Roe.
Nobody.
It's going to be big for a while.
It's a theoretical thing.
You know what else people don't care about?
Let me tell you.
They don't care about Stephen Colbert and his staff committing an insurrection at the Capitol.
Nobody cares about that.
Let me explain something to you.
In the TV world, cable TV, they have nothing to do with the real world.
Nothing.
They are intramural.
They hate each other.
CNN hates Fox.
Fox hates CNN.
MSNC doesn't even matter.
Doesn't even matter.
They're just gone.
It's CNN and Fox.
And they hate each other.
They make fun of each other.
And the top dog is Tucker on Fox.
and the other one whatever so they're making this big joke now about they're trying to tell you Breitbart did it and others that Tucker I mean that excuse me What are you talking about?
Talking about it.
This is cable news bitchiness.
This is sniping.
These are cool kids hating each other.
These are people, hey, let's make fun of Brian Stelter.
The way he looks.
Okay.
And the way he sounds.
And the way he does this.
And the way he does that.
That's good political.
Who cares about that?
That's your thing.
That's your problem.
Because these people want to be cool.
Let me ask you a question.
Let me ask you a question.
And I want you to be serious.
Please don't take this the wrong way.
If I went to any, any, any, any, and I'm going to divide them into female and male, while we still can use those terms.
And I went to any female on TV now and said, listen, I'm a genie.
This is my magic wand.
I will grant you a wish of one of two things.
Number one, You're going to be considered hot and sexy and attractive.
Not exactly the smartest, but attractive.
Absolutely attractive.
Or, you're going to be the Madame Curie.
You're going to be the most respected.
You will get more.
Your college, if anybody shows up to see you, you're going to be considered a genius, an academic.
You're going to be like Christopher Hitchens meets Bertrand Russell meets Noam Chomsky, whatever.
You're going to be an intellectual.
Oh, and by the way, I forgot to tell you, you're going to have a big butt.
I forgot to tell you that.
So what will it be?
Genius, revered, I mean, move over Idhira Gandhi, Maggie Thatcher, Benazir Bhutto, down the list, Golda Baer, Madame Curie, whatever.
But you're going to have a big butt.
Or, you can be, eh, kind of a de starura.
Do I have to answer that?
Do I have to answer that?
Because this is a big beauty pageant.
Men, too.
It's a waste of time.
And they have gone so over the edge because they don't even talk about anything.
And this is across the board.
This is a bunch of really rich people who just snipe at each other and they are so cool and they think that you, honest to God, Admire them.
Adore them.
You love them.
You need them.
It's about them.
It's not the message.
No, no, no, no.
It's about them.
And they don't have much longer with this either.
And ratings may be fine, but in terms of who's really important, no.
No.
Let me tell you what we did last night.
Mrs. Ellen and I, I'm not going to mention where, happened to go to a local...
GOP club.
I've told you this before.
I'm not a Republican.
I'm not a Democrat.
Independent.
Racist or stupid.
But the only antidote to this poison, called whatever this is, is the GOP.
Not Libertarians.
Not third parties.
Republicans.
Vote Republican for everything.
Everything you can imagine.
Hold your nose.
Vote.
Even Sarah Palin.
Vote.
I think Sarah Palin is as dumb as rocks.
Vote Republican.
You need it.
Vote.
I don't want to hear anything about it.
Just vote.
Vote Republican.
Liz Cheney doesn't count.
So I'm listening.
It was very interesting.
We went to a little recreation center.
And now we walk into our thing.
I was just watching.
Mrs. L was talking about digital safety, grassroots.
And I'm watching.
And they had the checker.
Kind of a tablecloth in the Mr. Coffee.
Somebody brought cookies and cannolis and they're sitting around just watching this.
And they're talking about what are the issues, the most important issues.
What do they, local races, what's going on.
And the number one issue, what do you think it is?
What's the number one issue?
That everybody...
And I venture to say to you, my dear friend, not Republicans, but everybody, what do you think the number one issue is that will get people out to vote that they want to talk about?
I'll tell you what it's not.
It's not Ukraine.
It's not Stephen Colbert.
It's not January 6th.
It's not even abortion.
No.
Because abortion is the biggest...
Lost leader.
It's a bait and switch.
It's not what you think.
What do you think is the number one issue?
Crime.
Very good, Jose Torres.
Not, no.
Crime is up there.
You're right.
Kids.
Stop right there.
Kids.
Now I want to talk about something.
I want you to think about something for a minute.
Do you know what coolrophobia is?
It's the fear of swallowing hair.
Just kidding.
It's an old joke.
It's the fear of clowns.
Why do you think clowns scare people?
Look up the Uncanny Valley.
Read the Uncanny Valley.
And coolrophobia is this...
When the kid sees a clown, and adults too, how anybody said, this is happy, I have no idea.
They paint their face white.
They got red hair.
They got a big nose.
And something happens when people put on costumes.
Something happens.
You ever see somebody all of a sudden who becomes a serial killer or a zombie?
You have an office party.
All of a sudden...
You ever see somebody who dresses like a...
like some dominatrix or something and turns into a slut?
Now, mousy...
A woman in payroll all of a sudden puts this costume on and is like, what is this?
Barbarella or something.
Something happens to people.
Now kids don't understand clowns.
It scares them.
A guy with a white face like this, big mouth.
Are you crying?
Why are you sad?
Why is this sad?
How is this sad face?
White with red hair and big shoes.
Why is this...
Funny to me.
He's frowning.
Well, he's not frowning.
Oh no, he's frowning.
So what do we do?
What do we do right now?
What do we do with...
What's a drag show?
What's a drag...
What do you call them?
Drag show?
What do you call them?
Cross-dressing?
Drag shows?
Drag...
Honey, what's the word for these things?
Huh?
Drag show?
Okay.
Here's this kid who says, what's this?
Drag shows.
Now, a child doesn't say, oh, I see.
This is a representation of apparently what appears to be a man who is dressed as a woman.
Either because he is involved in some type of transitional aspect of his change, or is...
No.
No, no.
Kid says, What's this?
It's scary.
Here's a six foot tall, wearing big platforms, pointy, you know, broad, this wild hair and face and looking almost ghoulish.
Scary!
Kids don't understand clowns.
This is a clown, in essence.
And nobody ever thinks about what kids do.
See, nobody thinks what kids do.
I remember one time, I'll never forget.
I went to see Home Alone.
When Home Alone came out.
I don't know what the hell I was doing there, but there was a kid next to me.
And the kid turns to his mother and says, the parents are coming home, right?
They left him?
They don't know he's not there?
What's a kid's biggest fear?
Abandonment.
Abandonment.
So the people who came up with Home Alone never realized it scares kids.
Remember when you were a kid, you remember Bambi?
Dumbo?
Remember Dumbo?
Mother's in the cage with the trunk and trying to hold the...
Oh my God.
Bambi?
Old Yeller?
Old Yeller.
Remember, I swear to you, unless I'm just fantasizing, I remember being in the Britton Plaza...
Theater?
And turning to my father and saying, they're not going to shoot this dog, are they?
Why don't they go to a vet?
Well, you can't go to a vet.
What do you mean you can't go to a vet?
Shh!
What do you mean you can't go to a vet?
The dog's sick.
And they shot it.
I'm thinking, what the?
What's sick?
I was a kid.
I don't understand that.
I don't understand Bambi.
The bear?
Have you ever seen the bear?
I was an adult.
I was almost 40 years old when I first saw that.
I almost broke down.
The mother's dead and the baby bear is like, what is this?
Why do we think kids understand this?
Why do we do this?
There's a sign.
I know you've heard me say this.
Stay amazing.
It's on the West Side Highway.
And now they're alternating.
I don't know what it means.
It's from various hospitals.
And there's a picture of a man.
You know, it's funny.
Let me show you something.
Look at when some men, I don't know what the story is, but when some men dress up or put makeup on, some men actually look not that unattractive.
Others are horrible.
I'll give you an example.
What was that movie with John Leguizamo, Patrick Swayze, and who was the The African American actor.
Anyway, Patrick Swayze actually could pass it on.
John Leguizamo, no.
You never know until you just...
This sign is a man and it's scary.
He's baring his teeth like this.
And if I was a kid, I'd say, oh my God, not because I'm homophobic, not because I'm transphobic, but it's a scary guy.
He's baring his teeth.
I'm sorry, I know you can't say unattractive.
Huh?
Too Wong Fu?
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Remember how they looked?
They just, whoa.
When Tony Curtis put a...
Tony Curtis looked better than Jack Lemmon.
It's weird.
You don't know what's going to happen.
Anyway.
Anyway.
Kids don't understand this.
It's scary to them.
What is the purpose?
If you're going to try to recruit, for lack of better words, don't scare kids.
And then the mothers are going to see.
So what do they do?
These...
Performers come out and basically smother the kid and say, what the hell is this?
I'm a kid.
I don't know who this is.
What is this?
Men, women, even if women came out and did this.
Okay.
That is the issue that everybody cares about.
Democrats, Republicans, and the Democrats have decided Ostensibly to do this and nobody's picking up on it.
Nobody.
Do you think Joe Biden is really for this?
No.
Do you think Carmelita Harris honest to God said I'm telling you right now the first thing I'm going to do if ever I get to the White House I'm going to make drag shows in public schools and public libraries.
That's my thing.
No.
No.
This was part of the Of the routine, part of the agenda is like, this?
Yeah.
Okay.
Nobody's for this.
But Hollywood, the dutiful lapdog of shadow government ideology.
These people will do anything.
Oh, and by the way, I want you to tattoo your kids' face.
What?
We want you, I'm being hypothetical, to tattoo your kids.
But he's five years old.
Do you want a job?
Okay, okay, okay.
Next thing you know, kids will be tattooed, removing digits, whatever these people have to do.
They have always been, since days of Fatty Arbuckle, Clara Bow.
I've heard stuff about Carol Lombard and Clark Gable.
make your head spin.
Now, it's not January 6th.
Do me a favor.
January 6th is a loser story.
Let other people talk about it.
There's no legs to it.
It doesn't inspire passion.
For some reason or another, I don't know why, For some reason or another, we don't want to hear this.
Now, by the way, speaking of which, a little time out here.
Mike Lindell is the guy who decides, I'm going to go and I'm going to challenge this.
I'm going to put my money up.
I'm going to put my private money up and they are coming down on this guy like a ton of bricks because he dares speak his own mind.
My pillow was terrific.
Mike, all you had to do was keep your mouth shut and you'd be fine.
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There it is, Mike Lindell.
Look at that putum with his pillow.
Oh, Mike.
Oh, you think you're going to...
Oh, you think you have the right to speak your mind?
Oh, no, you don't.
What?
Oh, no, you don't.
We're going to show you.
We're going to...
Any place you've enjoyed success, any store, shut you down.
That's why...
Not that this is all about being symbolic and representing and supporting him.
But these are the greatest products ever.
The slippers, the toppers.
Just go through this.
You don't need me to put...
Look at them.
Look at bed linens.
Every conceivable thing, if it has to do with sleeping and dormiendo, this is it.
My slippers.
Look at this.
Six-piece towel sets.
Bed sheets.
Giza elegance.
Roll and go anywhere, my pillows.
Complete mattress sleep systems, mattress toppers, sleepwear, men's sleepwear, body pillows.
Goes on and on.
Look at this.
Quilts, down comforters, duvets, weighted blankets.
Those are very good.
Very interesting.
Kinesthetic, swaddling, warmth, return to the womb.
Very.
Very, very Freudian.
Very interesting.
This notion of comfort.
I'm serious.
We take this notion of sleep.
You know how many people can't sleep?
Not only that, the quality of sleep.
I mean, they sleep.
Here's something for you.
Do you know what happens?
Do you know what happens if I wake you?
Let's say you're asleep in a sleep lab.
And as soon as you hit delta wave or dream REM sleep, I wake you up.
And it puts you back on your sleep.
And you sleep.
And then right around delta wave, I wake you up again.
And you never dream.
You never go through that.
You'll be exhausted the next day.
But you'll be in bed 10-12 hours.
Sleep is critical.
I remember one time very quickly, last story.
A friend of mine was in the Rangers.
And he...
Told me he said there was this one class he had to do and it was about interrogation.
How do you kind of, you know, mess with prisoners?
And he thought, oh, this is going to be like black ops stuff.
You know what it was?
Keep them awake.
People will tell you if you don't sleep.
It's a fascinating subject.
Why do some animals sleep five minutes, some 12 hours?
I don't know.
But we do.
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I mean, think about this.
Think about this.
Oh, you think you can speak?
What?
Oh, oh, oh, you think you can...
No.
No, you can't say that.
Anyway.
So my friend, we also had a very interesting discussion.
I'm not going to say where this was, but it was very interesting.
And the subject is, who's going to run?
Who's going to be the Republican nominee?
Now you've got to get the nomination.
Is it Trump or is it Ron DeSantis?
Let me ask you.
Very simple question.
Who's it going to be?
DeSantis or Trump?
Now, don't put what you want.
I'm not asking you what you want.
Because this is the hardest question for me to ask.
Do you really want Trump again?
Or is Trump required?
See, to me, Trump is like chemotherapy.
He's radiation.
You don't want this for normal people, but when you have a very serious situation, which is what this is, what would you...
Who will be the nominee?
Ron DeSantis?
Does Ron DeSantis have it?
He's a great administrator.
He's great.
He's done more than anything.
Turned Florida blue by, what, he won by 8,000?
We've got Trump here.
We've got Duck, Faye Page.
We've got Bradley Oppen.
Order of Light.
Sean Martin's there.
We've got Trump.
Both.
What kind of answer is that?
Both.
Both are going to be the nominee?
DeSantis is not going to be VP.
No way.
Neither?
Johnny Ryan says neither.
Why?
That makes no sense.
So who's it going to be, Johnny?
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
DeSantis.
DeSantis.
Let me see.
DeSantis.
Trump.
Trump 2024.
DeSantis.
Hello.
Bishop says, hello.
Hello, Bishop.
How are you?
Have a seat.
Have some crumb cake.
Trump is getting younger.
You know what's funny you say that?
I think he looks better now than he did before.
I swear to God.
And I know he does his hair and all this stuff, but he does not look like...
It's not just a matter of hair.
Trump's diet and age are a real issue.
His diet?
I'm kind of with you on that one.
Yeah, compared to Biden, who's walking around...
Who fell off of a bike at a standstill.
Fell off.
You see, you gotta move.
Maybe that's the point.
Here's the story.
Jason says, Lionel for president, not on your chance.
Rand Paul.
Rand Paul.
No way.
Rand Paul's a one-trick pony.
Rand Paul's good to be there.
Rand Paul is this...
One time in New York, they have street fairs.
And there's one on 8th Avenue.
The street fair.
And I bought it.
It was a thing of garlic powder.
I think it turned to rock eventually.
I had it for, I don't know, years.
That's Rand Paul.
Rand Paul was always there.
He's like, just go to him when you need him.
Rand?
Yeah.
We got Fauci here.
Would you?
Okay, yeah.
Hey, Rand, would you do that Federal Reserve stuff?
Yeah, okay, okay.
You want Rand Paul?
No.
I've come to the conclusion as follows.
If this were any other time, Ron DeSantis would be perfect.
If this were any other time, but the patient has very serious Stage 3. A very aggressive stage 3 cancer.
And we've got to get to it.
And you can't operate on it.
That's part of it.
We're going to have to load this poor person up with chemo and radiation and it's going to be horrible.
That's Trump.
Trump is going to...
It's going to be...
You're going to...
The...
The married storm is going to hit like you can't believe.
Go back to the Thanksgivings without, if he wins now, or even if he runs, go back to the Christmas problems.
Go back to this.
It will, it will, it will, on a personal level, because right now, as bad, how do we say this?
As bad as things are, we can kind of sort of deal with it a little bit, sort of, kind of, you know what I mean?
I mean, it's bad, and it's terrible, but I mean, we're not killing each other.
You know, but once Trump gets in, forget it.
People will, the Karens will multiply like bedbugs.
It will be an absolute, you know what I say?
So be it.
That's what you need.
What do you do?
Let me ask you something.
Remember those wishbone?
Remember that decanter you would buy for the salad dressing?
They had that thing.
You buy it.
Wishbone, wasn't it?
Had the green top.
And you pour in the powder or whatever it was.
The dry mix.
And you pour in some olive oil.
Pour in some vinegar.
What do you do?
What do you do?
You look at it.
There's a perfect suspension.
What do you do to make your salad dressing?
What do you have to do or else nothing changes?
What is it?
What do you call that?
What do you call that?
Seven C's, yes.
What do you do?
What type of agitation action?
What do you call?
You call it shaking it up.
You shake it up.
Lisa's still got the bottle.
By the way, I heard a great comedian years ago.
And he said something.
I never forget.
It reminds me of the garlic powder.
He says, how do they make money?
How does a Morton Salt company make money?
Did you ever buy one of those Morton Salt things?
How long do they last?
He says, the only thing is a company that makes this little spout.
How long do you have?
How long do you have?
Do you have stuff in your cupboard, in your larder?
You say, what am I doing?
I bought some Vietnamese, you still up there, see that?
Vietnamese cinnamon.
I said, the label, I don't even know what it is.
I mean, it looks like, it multiplies.
I swear to God.
I have my oatmeal every morning with my flaxseed.
Put some Vietnamese, and there you go.
And it keeps growing.
It's like, I'm wearing that.
And it's like, yeah, I don't want to.
Did we get like this imitation salt?
You know, okay.
We'll save that.
I don't really use it, but I'll use it.
But I don't want to throw it away.
Don't throw it away.
You might need it.
I'm not a hoarder, but I don't want to.
Anyway.
Sorry for that veering off just for a second.
As much as I know this, if Trump is crazy enough to do it, they will probably tell him.
They will probably say, now listen to me.
You.
Trump.
This is what he's talking about.
We're going to go after you, Jared, your daughter.
Barron.
Anybody see Barron?
He must be 12 feet tall by now.
He's growing.
I mean, seriously.
Growing.
By the way, listen to this.
A little time out here.
Speaking of big kids.
I had a conversation the other day with kind of a remote No, but not really.
We're talking about drugs.
Drugs people buy.
And the drugs people buy now.
Every day and every day now.
Joe South.
And he says, you're not going to believe what people buy.
And the biggest thing that he saw that is just he said, you will not believe.
You don't really hear about it, but one of the biggest things ever are growth hormones for kids.
People, they are, it's just incredible.
People who go to doctors and say, I want my kid to be big.
Okay.
He said, you cannot believe it.
And the problem with hormones and growth is that if there is some dormant cancer laying around, just sitting there like, okay, I'm just a dormant cancer.
I'm not really ever going to turn into anything lethal.
And then all of a sudden, you're going to blast it with some hormone.
Well, and you get this aggressive neoplasm that pops out of nowhere.
It's like these stupid friends of mine who are...
Taking human growth hormone and steroids because they want to get big.
They want to go to the gym.
And they want to say, what are you, nuts?
You're almost 60 years old.
You're going to get...
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Your testicles are going to shrink.
Which, when you get old...
I'm not going to go into that, please.
It's a family show.
But I could...
You know that?
For the LionelMedia.com, I'll go into detail about that.
Let me tell you something.
Gravity is something.
Wouldn't it be great if we could do a show one time?
We could say, hey, here's what happens.
You ready for this?
You know when you're a kid and you say, hey, this is great.
Look at me.
Look at Johnny.
He grew 12 inches.
Wow, look at that.
And then you got to do things like zits.
Who had zits when they were a kid?
Anybody break out into zits?
All of a sudden, I had them like one, like two weeks.
Went to this doctor and they're gone.
All of a sudden you go, whoa!
What's this?
And you see these acne vulgaris versus acne rosacea.
Oh my god.
Mom, help me!
Or all of a sudden you see girls, they develop.
Girls develop.
Boys, what happens to us?
What do we do?
No, no, no.
It's like when I was a kid.
How come my sister can't move along?
She's developing.
What about me?
I'm pushing this thing.
I'm going to get three testicles.
Push the straining.
Anyway.
And then everything's cool for a while, right?
And nothing really happens.
And then you get older.
And you start to notice things.
Do you ever notice this?
Do you ever look in the mirror and say, where the hell have I had that?
What is it?
I don't really care.
I mean, what are you going to do?
Kill yourself?
Cut off your head?
But it's amazing all of a sudden to say, what's this?
What's this thing?
Where'd this come from?
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Look at my hands!
They were okay yesterday.
It's just one of those things.
Or your feet, or whatever.
Dear God!
Then I want to know this.
When do women...
Get that, what do you call that look where you sort, you wear like those old lady clothes and the curly, you get the, you get, you know, like, you know your mother aunt would have that little curly like a home perm, like a Tony, that weird red kind of thing, and then you wear these kind of like loose-fitting clothes and Velcro shoes.
It's like, what happened to you?
What happened?
No butt, big gut.
There you go.
It's an, it's incredible.
You look and say, what happened?
And you get this thing under here.
It's like, what is this thing?
All of a sudden, your skin says, we can't hold out anymore.
We can't hold out.
Okay, well, whatever.
There you're going to go.
And then all of a sudden, I just look.
Whenever we go, whenever I go to a I shouldn't say this, but whenever I go to like a TJ Maxx or something, I like to sit there and I tell Mrs. Dell, you go wherever you want.
I'm going to go to the Furniture section.
I sit in a nice chair and I just watch.
Look at this.
I almost cut my hair yesterday.
David Crosby.
Bring on the moo-moo.
There you go.
And then all of a sudden, oh, ears and nose continue to grow.
That's it.
And also, when you're a male, sometimes, your ears, there was one, I knew one guy who's, I said, oh my God, Spanish moss?
Dear God.
Anyway, so I just, I just, I just, I just watch.
And I look at what happens to the shape.
And everything must be from an evolutionary point of view.
Steatopygia, legs, and then that, you know, you get the waddle.
Did you ever get that?
You get the waddle.
If I ever do that, somebody just shoot me.
Take me out and just do this.
You know, your legs don't bend this way anymore.
And they just...
And then you get the old man that has the real skinny waist with the gut hanging over it and suspenders.
It's like, dear God.
Bedazzled sweatshirts.
Tweety bird sweatshirts.
You are so funny about that.
More hair on the nose instead of your head.
No, I'm reading.
I'm reading this.
Exercise helps.
Oh, I know.
What I used to do all night, now it takes me all night.
I like what they say.
You know, and then they have these things for incontinence.
You're going to believe this.
You're not going to believe this.
A friend of mine one time, she's not with us anymore.
She's dead.
I like that.
They always say, well, she passed.
She passed?
She went by.
One day we're going to pick her up.
I said, is there anything you need?
And she said, yeah.
Well, I said, no, what is it?
Well, can you pick me up some Depends?
Absolutely.
So I go to a CVS.
I walk in.
We're picking the thing up.
And the person behind the counter says, hey, are you, was it, oh, was it, no, this isn't, this isn't for me.
See, this is women's, women's, like it matters.
Anyway.
Okay.
Cut to the chase.
Another friend of mine.
Same thing, different person.
Can I ask you something?
Yeah.
Can you pick me up?
Depends.
I said, of course.
Guess who's at the store?
Second time.
Now these are for men.
Like it matters.
What are you going to do?
You know, do you ever think about this?
If I had to have a...
The thing about Depends, it has to work every damn time, right?
That would be the name for this.
Works every damn time.
Put these things on.
Go to a Giants game.
Just sit there.
Don't worry about going to the Giants.
Just sit there.
Let her rip.
Don't worry.
Works every damn time.
Self-contained.
You have nothing to worry about.
Comfort absorbs like you can't believe.
Works every damn time.
Available in 12 sizes.
Works every damn time.
But what do they call it?
It depends.
Never understood that.
Alright, that's enough.
You have been a tremendous audience.
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you.
And don't forget your waiters and waitresses and your bartenders because they do so much because they work hard for their money.
I think Donna Summer said it best.
Don't forget July 16. July 16 at the Cutting Room.
Please.
We're going to party.
We're all going to know each other.
We'll sit.
We'll talk.
We'll laugh.
Please.
Please.
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