Politics Seriously Reconstitutes
Dems Seriously Freak As Midterms Spell Disaster (Newsom's On Deck)
Dems Seriously Freak As Midterms Spell Disaster (Newsom's On Deck)
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*Balloon* | |
Alright my friends. | |
Welcome. | |
Welcome to today's disquisition. | |
Today's foray. | |
Today's chat. | |
Today's daily briefing. | |
As all of us, and I think all of us, I think it's fair to say, all of us celebrate in the warmth, in the pageantry, in the celebration of Juneteenth. | |
Now I know what you're going to say. | |
You're going to say, wait a minute. | |
Wait a minute. | |
Not enough is being said, and you're right about that. | |
Juneteenth. | |
True story. | |
A friend of mine is in a business. | |
Big New York business. | |
My friend comments, Hey, I'm noticing on the various public transportation that it's rather light today. | |
Interesting. | |
I noticed that there's very few people. | |
I responded, today's Juneteenth. | |
He responded, what? | |
Juneteenth. | |
This is a true story. | |
Federal holiday. | |
Juneteenth. | |
He's in like, not HR, but big. | |
This is a big, big Manhattan group. | |
He had no idea what I was talking about. | |
It's Juneteenth. | |
Juneteenth. | |
Today, federal holiday. | |
Not a clue. | |
How many people do you know? | |
How many people have not the slightest clue as to what Juneteenth is? | |
How many? | |
It's like Kwanzaa. | |
Now let me be fair. | |
Not because it's a black thing or whatever, but when Kwanzaa came, I remember in the 60s, maybe the 70s, it came out of, I mean, out of nowhere, it was around, but people said, Kwanzaa? | |
What's... | |
Now, here's the best part. | |
I read to my friend the following, and this is important to know. | |
This is... | |
Juneteenth. | |
This is what it is. | |
17th. | |
I think Bill Nye even got this wrong. | |
Let me tell you what this is. | |
Juneteenth is a federal holiday in the United States. | |
And when you go to Google, you see Celebrate Freedom. | |
It's very nice. | |
Commemorating the Emancipation of Enslaved African Americans. | |
Listen to this. | |
Juneteenth. | |
marks the anniversary of the announcement of General Order No. 3 by Union Army General Gordon Granger on June 19, 1865, proclaiming freedom for enslaved people in Texas. | |
A little specific? | |
A little specific? | |
Do I care? | |
No. | |
Do you care? | |
No. | |
Is it good to celebrate emancipation? | |
Yes. | |
I prefer manumission. | |
By the way, let's make sure we always do this. | |
Always go to my dictionary app. | |
I do this all the time. | |
Throw this one out today. | |
Manumission. | |
This is my favorite. | |
This is better. | |
Manumission. | |
I always like the exact... | |
Here we go. | |
Manumission. | |
The act of manumitting. | |
Thank you so much. | |
To release from slavery or servitude. | |
By the way, Manumission was an organization, or excuse me, the Manumission organization was started in New York and virtually never, I think, attended by Alexander Hamilton. | |
Hamilton, you know the guy that Lin-Manuel Miranda is loving? | |
He had a slave. | |
Or a couple. | |
I mean, our sense of history. | |
So today's Juneteenth? | |
Fine. | |
I've got no problem with that. | |
What I find, as you would say, hilarious, is that nobody knows anything about it. | |
So we're going to be talking about that. | |
We're going to be talking about that. | |
Capital Punishment, the Capitol movie, and all these wonderful documentaries that are completely ignored by virtually everybody. | |
Trump support. | |
Gavin Newsom, I predict, and others will replace Joe Biden at some particular point. | |
Talk about Russia, where that's going, and the like. | |
But first I want to talk about something which is important. | |
I was reading again, as do you, the veritable endless stream of problems. | |
Rolling blackouts are coming. | |
Gas prices through the roof. | |
Shortages. | |
Peanut butter. | |
Tampons. | |
Skyrocketing barbecue costs. | |
That thing just popped up. | |
Everywhere. | |
Everything. | |
Get ready. | |
Blackout. | |
And then there's food. | |
Now, I'm going to try this not to scare people, but I'm telling every one of my friends, every one of my family, We're going to be having supply chain breakdowns. | |
You have no idea what's going on because remember, people seem to thrive best when everything is in collapse. | |
And experts, you could just, don't take my word for it, food crisis will be worse than any year since World War II. | |
And here's what I want you to do. | |
Go to preparewithlionel.com. | |
Look at this. | |
Get your long-term Emergency food storage. | |
Just the idea. | |
Emergency food? | |
Food is an emergency. | |
We've never seen this. | |
We don't know what that is. | |
We're used to turning on the water, the electricity, the lights. | |
What are you talking about? | |
Emergency food? | |
There's always food. | |
You can go, look, there's this and that. | |
Okay. | |
And it's so funny because when I hear people, I say, have you ever, let me just explain something to you. | |
Remember in the old days when you would see somebody at Christmas time go to like a Best Buy or something and they would want to kill each other to get a TV when they had the money? | |
Imagine. | |
Imagine what it would be like. | |
What will this be like? | |
You want to go to a Costco or wherever, with a bunch of crazed people freaking out? | |
Remember toilet paper? | |
Toilet paper? | |
For some reason during COVID, I guess people thought there'd be some kind of a GI distress or something that would be attendant to this. | |
Remember when the one guy was hoarding sanitizer? | |
Where do we get sanitizer? | |
People were freaking out. | |
I mean, this is 70%. | |
Hold on, where is this? | |
Where's the N95? | |
We just freak out. | |
Imagine a world at a store with a bunch of Karens, with a bunch of lunatic Karens who are out there. | |
Who think nothing of just running you right over. | |
Let me tell you something. | |
You need to listen to me and you can do whatever you want. | |
We are all in some kind of weird island mentality. | |
We've gotten tribal and savage and we're just... | |
Everything that we do. | |
Crime imagined. | |
Just use your head in the event of a food emergency. | |
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PrepareWithLionel.com This is talking about getting your family's emergency food while there's still time. | |
Nobody's going to beg you. | |
Nobody's going to order you to do this. | |
There's no governmental mandate. | |
In fact, they would prefer you not do this. | |
The more chaos, the better. | |
The Hegelian dialectic works best when you are freaking out. | |
Think about this. | |
Look what's in your garage right now. | |
Look what you're storing. | |
Look what you keep. | |
Look what you're hoarding. | |
This is emergency food. | |
Go to preparewithlionel.com. | |
Get rid of this. | |
Make room. | |
It doesn't take... | |
This isn't brain surgery. | |
Preparewithlionel.com. | |
Go to preparewithlionel.com. | |
Look for yourself. | |
Look at the genius of this. | |
You know I'm not exaggerating. | |
I can't exaggerate. | |
Just look around you. | |
The country you grew up in ain't the same anymore. | |
Get over it. | |
Get used to it. | |
Prepare with Lionel.com Now, I want to go back to this Juneteenth. | |
As I said before, I don't care. | |
I'm not going to pretend that I care about it. | |
Oh my God, I want to go work there. | |
No, nobody cares about this. | |
People take offense and go, who in the hell are these people? | |
seriously seriously We had, let's face it, I'm not losing sleep over this, but we were a country, by the way, that had the Fugitive Slave Clause in our Constitution. | |
That's in a lot of other countries. | |
And it was complicity. | |
With a lot of other African countries to allow this to happen. | |
You just don't go and pick up people by the horn without there being collusion. | |
You know and I know. | |
Human slavery, human trafficking is still going on today. | |
It's money. | |
So I have no problem with that. | |
But I love the way people don't know anything about it. | |
How many people do you know, seriously? | |
Did not know today was Juneteenth. | |
And still won't look it up. | |
This is another thing I don't understand. | |
They won't look it up. | |
How is it that they do this? | |
They won't look it up. | |
They don't investigate. | |
You've got a phone in your pocket. | |
I don't understand it. | |
I do not understand it for the life of me. | |
It's the strangest thing I've ever seen. | |
There's this... | |
There's this anti-intellectual, there's this incuriosity. | |
I want to know when this happened, how did it happen. | |
Okay. | |
Now my friends, I'm going to also tell you something, just to remind you in case some of you might be new and you don't know who I am. | |
I am not a Republican. | |
I am not a Democrat. | |
I do not understand. | |
The parties that we have. | |
I understand the party system. | |
I understand how it works. | |
I don't understand. | |
They've done nothing for me. | |
The Republican Party are the worst. | |
Let me tell you about the Democrats. | |
They get stuff done. | |
They are so brutal. | |
They are so brutal, it's not even funny. | |
They are so good. | |
They get stuff done. | |
Speaking of Juneteenth, when they get... | |
When the Democrats are into something, man, they're into it. | |
Remember when everybody was writing Black Lives Matter on streets? | |
Remember that, honey? | |
Remember in Washington, next to the, where is it, the Hay, what's that great hotel? | |
The Hay, Hay Adams. | |
Right there, right in front of the White House. | |
Very nice. | |
Big, big yellow letters, Black Lives Matter. | |
Man, overnight! | |
Then there was in front of the Trump building on 5th Avenue and 57th, right there. | |
Black Lives Matter! | |
Yeah! | |
They were so... | |
I mean, they, the Republicans, the woke, the left, whoever. | |
I mean, they may not tell you. | |
Oh, man! | |
When there was that George Floyd, what a con that was! | |
They are ready to go. | |
The Democrats, and it's not even the Democrats, it's, how do we say this? | |
Imagine that this is the Democratic Party. | |
This is an organism. | |
And out there is this thing called the shadow government, the ruling class, the new world order, whatever works for you. | |
Whatever works for you. | |
And they need something. | |
Do we go to the Republicans? | |
No. | |
Democrats will work. | |
And they infect it like zombies, like parasites, into the host. | |
And they use the party as a means to promote this. | |
And all of a sudden, and they are waiting in line, they know that there will be a police shooting, There will be this shooting. | |
We know it's coming. | |
We know it's coming. | |
Okay. | |
They have their routine ready to go. | |
It's the most choreographed. | |
By the way, it's not the Democratic Party. | |
It's the people that brought you the color revolutions. | |
Atpour. | |
International. | |
Professional. | |
Revolutionary. | |
The same people that brought you Maidan in 2014, the Victoria Nuland, the coup of Ukraine that got everything going, ready to go. | |
They know exactly. | |
They know about how to bring in troops and people. | |
They know about slogans, chants, music. | |
They know movement. | |
January 6th. | |
This film Capital Punishment, C-A-P-I-T-O-L, explains it very, very, very well. | |
Using movements. | |
How do you work a crowd? | |
How do you create a riot? | |
How do you make a protest go live? | |
For example, everybody knows, and I'm sure you know too, be very careful whenever there is a drill. | |
Whenever there's a drill, look out. | |
People forget this. | |
Did you know the 46 drills of 9-11? | |
on 9/11 there were 46 drills 46 46. I can give you the names. | |
They're very... | |
No, that's not it. | |
46 drills. | |
I give you... | |
Guardian Freedom. | |
They all sound like... | |
I'm sorry to say this. | |
It sounds terrible. | |
They all sound like feminine products. | |
You know, feminine... | |
Hygiene, you know, advancing glory, freedom, freedom glory, freedom, you know, freedom, guardian warrior freedom. | |
46 drills that just happen to be, and what do you think they were? | |
Are you ready for this? | |
Hijacks. | |
Now, why would you want a drill? | |
Well, let me put it this way. | |
Let's assume That we're going to rob a bank. | |
And we get wind of the fact that they're going to be doing a bank robbery drill also. | |
The police in our town are going to be doing a bank robbery drill where they're going to be online pretending they're responding to a bank robbery. | |
That's when we do our bank robbery. | |
So they're on the phone. | |
All units say... | |
Four, five. | |
Now, remember that? | |
One, Adam, twelve. | |
Four, five. | |
Bank robbery. | |
No. | |
Jerry. | |
Jerry. | |
No, no. | |
Jerry, we're doing... | |
No, this is a drill. | |
No, no. | |
This is a real bank robbery. | |
Wait a minute. | |
Is this the... | |
Are you saying that because of the drill? | |
Forget the drill. | |
This is a bank robbery. | |
It's going on now. | |
First National Bank. | |
Are you saying this because this is a... | |
Well, we're already there. | |
No, no. | |
This is the drill. | |
See what I mean? | |
Whenever there's a drill... | |
Whenever there's an exercise, whenever there's a war game, oh Jesus, I was freaking out when I was hearing about, oh, NATO's going to be doing war games, war games on the border, right there when Ukraine, oh no, here we go! | |
46 drills on 9-11! | |
I didn't know that. | |
You don't know. | |
Anything. | |
Just like with January 6th. | |
You don't know anything. | |
Nothing. | |
If somebody said, okay, I'm going to tell you. | |
Your jaw will drop. | |
You will say, bravo. | |
Bravo. | |
How did you do that? | |
It's not the Democrats. | |
Don't think Joe Biden's sitting in there... | |
Remember that great SNL skit with Phil Hartman? | |
And he played Reagan? | |
And Reagan was like, alright boys, here's what we're going to do. | |
I want you to get by a SAC team. | |
And then he goes, eh, Mr. President? | |
Yes, what is it? | |
I've got this first grade class from East McKeesport. | |
Oh God, hang on a minute. | |
All right, boys, get over there. | |
All right, bring them in. | |
Oh, hello. | |
How are you? | |
Well, I... | |
Do you like jelly beans? | |
Here you go. | |
Okay. | |
Bye-bye. | |
Are they gone? | |
Yeah. | |
All right, get back. | |
Here we go. | |
You think Biden is up at the board coordinating this? | |
All right, here's what we're going to do. | |
Make sure you get the Proud Boys. | |
We've got to have the Asian provocateurs, the FBI, in the Proud Boys. | |
All right, get Merrick Garland on the phone. | |
Merrick, do me a favor. | |
Got this one. | |
Okay, we got that. | |
Nobody. | |
They don't know what's going on. | |
Mike Pence didn't know what was going on. | |
Trump sure as hell didn't know what was going on. | |
Nobody knew what was going on. | |
But here's the thing. | |
Whenever you have a group of people, let me come in. | |
All of a sudden, bring in the boys, and all of a sudden, people are going, wait a minute. | |
This isn't the MAGA or MAGA group. | |
Who's seeing this? | |
Who are these people? | |
Alright, let's go! | |
Wait a minute, hold it! | |
Well, he's got a hat, right? | |
You know what it would have been like if the Republicans, pardon me, strike that, if somebody else said, oh, you have a George Floyd? | |
We're going to counter. | |
We're going to show BLM and Antifa how we do it. | |
Watch this. | |
Antifa, helmets, uniform, good. | |
All of a sudden, I bring in my group. | |
They look just like you. | |
We know all about it. | |
We have the same rule books. | |
And all of a sudden, this group of Antifa goes hog wild nuts. | |
I mean, dangerous nuts. | |
Serious nuts. | |
And Antifa says, wait a minute. | |
That's not us. | |
This is agents provocateurs. | |
Agents provocateurs. | |
Wait a minute. | |
Hold it. | |
Not a false flag. | |
People look like a false flag. | |
No, no, no, no, no. | |
Oh, BLM? | |
Watch this. | |
I'll do this. | |
You want to have people go into stores? | |
You want to have people go into stores? | |
Okay. | |
You want to have them go into like a Sephora or a CVS with big garbage bags and clear things up? | |
Yeah, I'll take care of that. | |
I'm bringing in a new group. | |
These guys are going to torch the place or whatever. | |
That'll put an end to that. | |
And you can say, wait a minute, hold it. | |
That's not us. | |
Prove it. | |
This is as old as day one. | |
This is so... | |
But the Republicans were like this. | |
They didn't know. | |
And man, they set up Trump. | |
Ooh, wow. | |
He didn't know anything. | |
If all of a sudden you said, Mr. President, yeah, come here. | |
I want you to talk to somebody. | |
Don't ask him who he is. | |
Don't ask him where he's from. | |
But I want you to hear this. | |
Mr. President, we know as a matter of fact what they've got planned. | |
We know this. | |
We have inside. | |
We have intel. | |
We know this. | |
You can't do anything in this town. | |
Believe me, we know this. | |
Mr. President, they called off this. | |
You notice how there's nobody out there yet? | |
Can you see what's happening, Mr. President? | |
Come on. | |
Please. | |
They're setting you up. | |
You get out of town. | |
Leave. | |
Get on your plane and go to Camp David for the first time. | |
And go to Barolago. | |
Get out of town. | |
Get out of town. | |
Just like John Gotti did. | |
When John Favara was missing, he went to Florida. | |
Why? | |
I'm in Florida. | |
What? | |
You can't order something? | |
Get out of town. | |
They're setting you up. | |
They're setting you up. | |
Look around you. | |
And you know who's setting you up? | |
The people around you. | |
Your friends. | |
DOJ, FBI. | |
All of your buddies. | |
Oh, you're going to walk into this and you're going to take the heat. | |
Watch one. | |
You have no idea. | |
That's who we're dealing with. | |
The best. | |
No, no, no. | |
Hats off to these folks. | |
Color revolutions. | |
Otpor. | |
O-T-P-O-R. | |
Remember the Occupy Wall Street? | |
Look what they did. | |
Look at Oliver North. | |
Look at the thing about the Ukraine on fire, whatever it is. | |
I mean, you can see it's old news. | |
None of this is new. | |
But if you say this, oh, what are you? | |
Some conspiracy theorist? | |
What's the matter with you? | |
What, are you an expert in this? | |
Uh-huh. | |
Yeah. | |
Uh-huh. | |
Because anything compared to you is an expert. | |
It's just as old as you can get. | |
And meanwhile, nobody knows what's going on. | |
So as we speak, they're doing it again. | |
Republicans, excuse me, Democrats are doing it again. | |
And they're going to move him up. | |
I don't know what's going to happen. | |
He fell down. | |
He hit his head. | |
He had an aneurysm. | |
The story goes like this. | |
And by the way, I don't like to see anybody, no matter how much you hate Joe Biden, I don't want to see him hurt. | |
I don't want to see any of that stuff. | |
But let me tell you what they're going to do. | |
They're going to give you a line that says something like this. | |
When he had the aneurysm, and he had that surgery years ago, it was a far more brutal version of addressing the problem than you see today. | |
Today you see, well, Today you see a finer, cleaner form of surgery and wear and tear, age, COVID. | |
He's going to sit this one out. | |
Who do they bring in? | |
Gavin Newsom. | |
Come on in. | |
Young. | |
Knows the BS better than... | |
Anybody. | |
And here's what Gavin Newsom will say. | |
Raise your right hand. | |
Do you solemnly swear to do anything we tell you to do? | |
Sign anything we put in front of you? | |
Go anywhere we tell you. | |
You will be handsomely. | |
Because he's part of that D 'Alessandro, Newsom, Brown mafia in California. | |
Oh, they're hardcore. | |
I didn't mean LCN mafia. | |
They are pure power money. | |
Money. | |
That's it. | |
That's all they care about. | |
Gavin, you will be set. | |
You'll be Zelensky rich. | |
Believe me. | |
This is a chance of a left turn. | |
Because remember, it's not being president people want. | |
It's what comes afterwards. | |
Look at Obama. | |
Look at Obama. | |
Edgartown. | |
This guy was a nothing. | |
Community organizer, we plucked him out of obscurity. | |
He did everything right. | |
He did everything we told him. | |
State senator, state senator, boom, boom, boom, boom. | |
That's it. | |
Do we have your word? | |
Yes, sir. | |
Anything we say, anything. | |
I mean anything. | |
You're going to sign anything we say, anything, we're just going to do it. | |
And you're not going to know where it's coming from. | |
Don't ask. | |
Just don't ask any questions. | |
Could be from what we're going to do to kids. | |
You think this is something now? | |
You think this is a big deal now, right? | |
What you're seeing in school? | |
Is that what you think? | |
What? | |
A drag dance? | |
Queen? | |
You think some surgeries? | |
You think, Leah Thomas, you think this swimming gender stuff is good? | |
You ain't seen nothing. | |
I can't even tell you. | |
You're not going to believe what we're going to do. | |
You have no idea. | |
You have no idea. | |
You just got to have your word. | |
You don't question us. | |
And you'll be just fine. | |
Absolutely. | |
I'm in. | |
Good. | |
Good. | |
Joe, have a nice day. | |
Jill, terrific. | |
Doctor. | |
Now get the hell out of here. | |
Batman, move in. | |
Let's go. | |
What about your vice president? | |
I'll work it out. | |
And we're going to give a copy of the home game to Carmelita. | |
I think it's Stacey Abrams. | |
Got to have a woman. | |
Woman of color. | |
Pete, booty, giggity, giggity. | |
He's a gay man, but two men cancel out. | |
Just like on TV. | |
You don't see two anchors who are men. | |
We don't do that anymore. | |
Okay? | |
Come on in, Kevin. | |
Come on. | |
Do that. | |
Sit down. | |
That's exactly what's happening. | |
You wait. | |
Just get ready. | |
And you can talk and you can watch Fox News all you want. | |
You can watch CNN all you want. | |
Whenever you want. | |
And that's just over here. | |
Keep watching that. | |
What they've got planned... | |
Who knows? | |
Who knows? | |
It's going to blow your mind. | |
Oh my God. | |
I mean, they're bringing in the pros now. | |
Because they're getting scared. | |
Because midterms are coming up. | |
2024 is coming up. | |
And they don't know what to do. | |
They don't know what to do. | |
Okay? | |
And you can sit around and watch. | |
I mean, God bless Fox News. | |
You know who's another one they always talk about? | |
Miranda Devine. | |
Oh, she's so great. | |
She's so terrific. | |
Oh, my God. | |
Did you read what she wrote? | |
No. | |
What was it? | |
Oh, God. | |
She nailed it. | |
Really? | |
What did she say? | |
Oh, she said. | |
Now, wait. | |
That it's unfair to have men basically transition and swim against women? | |
Yeah. | |
Yeah, you've heard of it? | |
Yeah. | |
That's called no shite obviousness. | |
When it comes to no shite, she's the best. | |
And Hunter Biden There are people making a fortune on this Hunter Biden laptop. | |
And they keep throwing up. | |
Hey, and this is what they're doing. | |
Shadow government, whatever you want to call it, whoever's running the show. | |
Hey, did you hear the new one? | |
No, what? | |
Biden showered with his daughter. | |
That'll keep him going for a while. | |
And Biden is saying, why are you? | |
Yeah, see what happens is his daughter wrote in a diary and it was stolen or something and we're going to send the FBI in. | |
Yeah, go talk about that for a while. | |
Oh, that'll get him going. | |
And you'll be talking about his daughter and we should arrest Joe Biden. | |
Meanwhile, the world is collapsing. | |
China is just running roughshod. | |
You ain't seen nothing yet regarding that. | |
But you're Talking, not you, but they, we, are talking about Joe Biden, another sicko. | |
Boy, this Joe Biden family, they're so sick! | |
Did you know that? | |
Yeah. | |
You know, Biden has a laptop, I know. | |
Didn't Miranda Devine write about that? | |
She sure did. | |
Boy, she nailed it. | |
She did. | |
Go ahead, talk about that. | |
And we run and talk about it. | |
Oh, it's so good. | |
Did you see that? | |
This is sick! | |
And Tucker nailed it. | |
Good. | |
Keep talking about that. | |
That's what I want to do. | |
And if they get tired of that, give them another one. | |
Talk about how you met Jill when she was a babysitter. | |
Anything. | |
Just keep them going. | |
Just keep talking about that stuff. | |
And if that doesn't work, make some stuff up. | |
Hey, did you hear that Hunter's a serial killer? | |
He is not. | |
I know, but just say something. | |
He's the Green River Killer. | |
What? | |
No, just go. | |
The distraction. | |
It's beautiful. | |
And... | |
Meanwhile, everybody's trying their best to say, can we have a word about January 6th? | |
Shut up! | |
Can we talk about the election? | |
No! | |
Don't talk about it! | |
How dare you! | |
They're buying this, aren't they? | |
Yeah, they're afraid to talk about... | |
They're afraid to talk up questioning an election. | |
They question LBJ's election. | |
They question JFK's election. | |
They question everything. | |
It's what we do. | |
Voter fraud. | |
My God, Hillary Clinton. | |
Her whole thing was the Russians stole it. | |
But the Republicans are so scared and we control so much of everything, we've got them afraid to question, which everybody questions. | |
I mean, these people are so good. | |
God, they're great. | |
Sorry. | |
Now, anyway, I want to say something very quickly. | |
Speaking of which, MyPillow. | |
MyPillow.com This is like, if you think this is about pillows, well, it is. | |
But it's a little bit more complicated than that. | |
MyPillow. | |
You go to MyPillow.com slash Lionel or use the promo code Lionel and you'll get, you ready for this, a free gift. | |
800-645-4965 if you're one of these people that has to call the number. | |
800-645-4965. | |
It's in the description. | |
Mike Lindell, you can't stop this guy. | |
You can't stop him. | |
And his name, I don't know what it is. | |
People just... | |
He won't give up. | |
And I'd say, good! | |
Slipper sales. | |
Listen to what he's doing. | |
Slipper blowout sale. | |
We've got the sheets. | |
Oh! | |
Sheets, the toppers. | |
Oh, we're on my pillow house. | |
The toppers, but the slippers? | |
Sheets? | |
The body pillow? | |
It's just like with Prepare with Lionel. | |
How they think of every conceivable aspect of this. | |
And they're doing everything, everything right now. | |
Last minute, everybody's saying, oh, we don't want him in our store. | |
Why do you think that is? | |
I've got my theories. | |
Listen. | |
How do you tell somebody this? | |
How do you say, you know what? | |
The products are great. | |
They're wonderful. | |
It's got to be good. | |
They were selling. | |
Everybody loved it. | |
My pillow. | |
It's so simple. | |
Made here. | |
Use the promo code Lionel. | |
But what they did was they said, we've got to do something about him. | |
Why? | |
He's a Trump supporter. | |
He's daring to contest the election. | |
What? | |
You can't do that? | |
What do you mean I can't do that? | |
You can't do that. | |
Yes, I can. | |
No, you can't. | |
Yes, I can. | |
Well, Mike, we're going to support you. | |
And if you want to support him, and also get the greatest stuff, I'm not asking you to buy some, well, it's okay, but it's a good cost. | |
No, no, no, no. | |
Did you ever have some times when your kid, like your kid's on a baseball team, remember those chocolates? | |
Did you ever have those chocolates, those white chocolates with your school name on it? | |
And you're like, what is this? | |
It's for a good cause. | |
Okay, and you got these things, you throw them in the fridge or you get rid of them. | |
That's not like this. | |
This is great stuff. | |
MyPillow is as low as 1988. | |
The slippers, just go through this. | |
MyPillow.com slash Lionel. | |
Promo code Lionel. | |
And a great product and a great guy. | |
800-645-4965. | |
Okay? | |
I love when there's duality. | |
I like when there's something you say, and it's American, and it's, okay. | |
Now, let's talk about something. | |
Have you noticed? | |
Nobody's talking about Russia anymore. | |
Wah, wah, wah. | |
Nothing. | |
It's just, nothing happened. | |
Nothing happened. | |
Don't know where it is. | |
There's a latest thing I heard about. | |
There is this, did you hear about Zeluzhny? | |
He's the commander of the Ukrainian Armed Forces. | |
He's the Iron General. | |
Some people have been talking about a variety of sources that there may be not a coup, but dissension. | |
Because you don't know what's going on. | |
You literally, you are in radio silence. | |
You know nothing at all about Russia and Ukraine. | |
Nothing. | |
Nothing. | |
You see Putin the other day? | |
He's talking. | |
And he quotes Mark Twain. | |
He says, rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated. | |
I mean, they made the guy out to be this and that. | |
The sanctions have done Nothing. | |
Nothing. | |
I mean, nobody to this day, nobody to this day knows the first thing about that. | |
Nobody. | |
Nobody's talking about it. | |
So where is it going? | |
What's happened now is people have said to Putin, okay, we're going to destroy you. | |
Now here's the thing. | |
It was never a war. | |
What is it, 40 million people? | |
And he had how many? | |
He didn't have enough people? | |
It's obvious to anybody. | |
See, you don't know this. | |
What am I trying to say? | |
You don't know this. | |
You have two, by the way, here's the most interesting thing. | |
This might be a little wonky, but then again, when in Rome, whatever the expression is. | |
There were two people who were the most interesting. | |
Stephen Kotkin, who had the most... | |
This guy... | |
If you want to talk about he was a brilliant scholar on Stalin. | |
He came out and he was absolutely the depiction of Putin. | |
He was the guy. | |
I mean, he... | |
When it first happened, Anderson, whatever, from Uncommon Knowledge, what's his name, Peter Robinson, oh my God, it's like this Putin is just demented. | |
He's crazy. | |
Oh my God, and the Chinese. | |
Then, slam on the brakes, here comes Mearsheimer from University of Chicago, and he says, no, that's not exactly the way it is. | |
And I'm listening. | |
Mearsheimer's here. | |
He's there. | |
He's all over. | |
He's giving lectures, interviews, everywhere. | |
Kotkin's nowhere to be found. | |
I don't understand where that is. | |
I mean, he's there, but he's not... | |
And the thing which is the most important, the thing which is the most critical, the aspect which I find interesting is, let's talk about war, okay? | |
As an expert in war, I will tell you exactly what it is. | |
First, alright, let's go to war. | |
You want to go to war? | |
Okay, good. | |
Is it here or is it there? | |
It's over there. | |
Someplace else? | |
Yeah. | |
Okay. | |
That's good, isn't it? | |
Well, yeah. | |
You don't want to have a war on your own. | |
That means you're invaded. | |
But when somebody wants to invade your country, unless they just level it. | |
Not good. | |
What do you mean? | |
Because everybody, the home team has the advantage. | |
They know where everything is. | |
What kind of war is this? | |
Is it urban? | |
Is it jungle? | |
Is it desert? | |
Is it sea? | |
What is it? | |
What is it? | |
Where is it? | |
In the mountains? | |
Where is it? | |
It's in the city. | |
In the city? | |
Cities? | |
Oh no. | |
That's a meat grinder. | |
Oh no. | |
When are we going? | |
What time of year is it? | |
What's the weather like? | |
Does it rain? | |
How are the streets? | |
How do we get in? | |
How do we bring stuff in? | |
Where is it? | |
Where is it located? | |
We haven't even figured out the cause yet. | |
We're talking about where is it? | |
How many people? | |
How did the people feel? | |
Well, here's one for you. | |
Let's compare. | |
Let's look at Vietnam. | |
Vietnam was interesting because with Vietnam, Everybody there hated us. | |
They said, look, we don't know who you are. | |
South, North, but we're Vietnamese. | |
Now, we've got a big beef between the North and the South. | |
No doubt about this. | |
Diem and this one and all that. | |
But you, not only that, you stick out like a sore thumb. | |
You do. | |
That's not good. | |
Not good. | |
Second, How do they fight? | |
If ever you want to read the greatest book ever on Vietnam, it's Dispatches by Michael Herr. | |
I'm going through this again. | |
Oh my God. | |
And the audio book is even more devastating. | |
More devastating. | |
Nobody knew what hit us. | |
So we're talking now about Ukraine. | |
Who are these people? | |
Well, they kind of, you see, they sort of maybe, this is from the Kiev Rus, you know, from the 9th century. | |
It was Volodymyr or Vladimir, depending upon how you're talking. | |
And it really was a notion of Ukrainian. | |
It was... | |
Well, see, they really, they're Russian and they share... | |
And this is the language, and it's, oh God, right off the bat. | |
Not good, not good. | |
Okay, so what do you want us to do? | |
Well, you want us to invade? | |
No, we can't invade. | |
What do you mean you can't invade? | |
Well, because no. | |
No, no, no, no, no. | |
We don't want to get into a war with Russia. | |
Wait a minute. | |
I'm the United States military. | |
What do you want? | |
I'm not really sure. | |
You're not sure? | |
Well, we're going to send them missiles. | |
Here's the one. | |
What was this new one? | |
This new missile system? | |
Not the javelin that's called. | |
These names. | |
The javelin. | |
The caterpillar. | |
Whatever it is. | |
I forget the name of it. | |
We're going to send them. | |
Okay. | |
Do that. | |
Well, we've got to train them. | |
We've got to train them. | |
Yes. | |
Wait a minute. | |
There's 40 billion. | |
Yeah, it's part of the 40 billion. | |
How long does it take to train them? | |
About a year. | |
A year? | |
Wait a minute. | |
We're giving a... | |
Is this another... | |
And this is up to people. | |
Well, it's best... | |
It's best... | |
It's not really a land... | |
It should be released by a ship. | |
But it's not handheld. | |
Wait a minute. | |
What are you talking about? | |
Well, it's not the best. | |
It's not the best. | |
Plus, they don't know how to use it and you've got to train them. | |
Who's going to train them? | |
Well, they can go to Poland. | |
We're not going to go to Ukraine and teach them. | |
Somebody, an American gets killed, what happens then? | |
So what do we do with this? | |
Well, we're just, you know, this is what's going on now. | |
This is what's going on. | |
This. | |
This kind of talk. | |
You're not hearing this. | |
Zelensky doesn't know what's going on. | |
He's, what about this? | |
You're going to help me out? | |
It's just, and they're just waiting. | |
They're just waiting for something. | |
And you have been cut off from everything. | |
I have been cut off. | |
I've got to go looking. | |
And I'm listening, and I'm thinking to myself, I hope this is accurate. | |
I don't know. | |
But it's something, because right now, we're not talking about it anymore. | |
The subject has been ghosted. | |
When we're not interested in something, we'll forget it overnight, like it never happened. | |
We will forget it. | |
Like it never happened. | |
We will ignore it. | |
Completely. | |
And one day you'll say, what? | |
What happened with it? | |
Was it Ukrainian? | |
Whatever happened with it? | |
I don't know. | |
That's exactly what we do. | |
Because we have amnesia. | |
Like Gorbachev said, the United States of amnesia. | |
Now meanwhile, if you really want to bore people, Say, you want to hear about China? | |
Nah. | |
No, no, that's the good part. | |
No. | |
Don't want to hear about that. | |
No. | |
Because somebody told Biden to sit there and say, let me tell you people something. | |
You lay one hair, you touch one hair on Taiwan. | |
Did you hear what the various Chinese generals say? | |
And they speak in this ominous... | |
What are you talking about? | |
It's just over here. | |
Is Biden going to see Mohammed bin Salman MBS? | |
Is he? | |
Do we know anything about that? | |
Is he? | |
I don't know. | |
This is a guy that they... | |
We're going to ask him for oil? | |
Oh, remember that? | |
Biden said, I'm not going to talk about oil and I'm not going to talk about Russia. | |
Really? | |
What are you going to talk about? | |
Well, we're just going to go... | |
Oh, no, no. | |
This is... | |
Now, changing the subject a little bit. | |
I don't know who is talking to the president, President Trump, but he has these rallies and I think he's doing the same thing he always does. | |
He confuses the rallies with something that matters. | |
They don't matter. | |
They really... | |
I mean, they're good. | |
They're good. | |
But they don't matter. | |
They just... | |
Not really. | |
Not anything. | |
Here's what the president has to say. | |
This thing and this thing only. | |
Okay? | |
This thing and this thing only. | |
This is the most important story. | |
There is. | |
And here it is. | |
Where... | |
Ah! | |
No, here we go. | |
Oh, Leah Thomas to an extent. | |
But here's the story. | |
Where is it? | |
Where is it? | |
Nobody talked about Justin Bieber either. | |
You know what I'm saying? | |
Gone. | |
No, no. | |
Gone. | |
Here we go. | |
China's defense minister, General Wei. | |
F-E-N-G-H-E has accused the U.S. of trying to hijack the Indo-Pacific region. | |
Look at him. | |
Look at his face. | |
Just look at him. | |
Look at Wei. | |
See how he thinks. | |
Here we go. | |
This is a story. | |
New York Post. | |
This is called Detransitioned Teens. | |
Quote, I literally lost organs. | |
Why detransition teens regret changing genders. | |
Mr. President, President Trump, if you are listening to me, and I have been saying this since, oh, I don't know how long I've been saying this, but I've been saying it for quite a long time. | |
The story that is the most important to people, that makes the most sense, that is the easiest to sell, that takes absolutely no effort whatsoever, is for you to do this. | |
If you are for wholesale genital mutilation of children allowed pursuant to their consent along with complicit parents, And doctors? | |
What are these doctors doing? | |
I know they're wonderful. | |
And doctors, like the FBI, the main FBI agents, the guys and gals on the street do a tremendous job. | |
Bank robberies, things like that. | |
They do a good job. | |
Higher obstinate restoring. | |
You've got this Medical profession, whatever the CDC says, whatever Pfizer says, they're in. | |
They're in. | |
Whatever it is. | |
No questions asked. | |
And now, you've got doctors who would be involved in doing hysterectomies, mastectomies, orchiectomies, translation castrations, mutilation of a child, Who's going through some kind of a... | |
And then later saying, you know what? | |
It wasn't the organs that caused me a problem. | |
It was other stuff. | |
The subliminal pressure to have this. | |
I cannot believe what we're saying. | |
Mr. President, that should be your issue. | |
What is happening? | |
What is happening? | |
Who's doing this? | |
Now let me tell you something. | |
If you think AOC's behind this, no. | |
Nancy Pelosi, no. | |
Biden, nope. | |
Democrats, nope. | |
Nope. | |
They're just saying, okay, I guess, why all of a sudden, I swear to you, you're seeing these Kids being exposed. | |
It looks like a John Waters film or something. | |
This isn't... | |
I don't know what's the purpose of this. | |
Are you supposed... | |
I don't understand. | |
Mr. President, that is the issue. | |
And I also want to tell you something else, which is the most important part, which is what I mentioned before. | |
You see, the Republicans are just so bad. | |
They don't have any black bag operatives. | |
They don't have any... | |
They're just lousy. | |
They should have had somebody who says simply this. | |
The Republicans should say, we're going to put together a clandestine group of people. | |
We're going to have money and we want to bolster, we want to attack Nancy Pelosi and help AOC. | |
You heard me. | |
And I've been telling you from the beginning of time. | |
AOC is your friend. | |
AOC is the secret. | |
AOC is perfect. | |
I want AOC to, I want her popularity to go through the roof. | |
You hear what I'm saying? | |
I want AOC to be the justice... | |
Oh my God! | |
Why is that? | |
Why would I want that? | |
Let me try this again. | |
Let's say this is the Democratic Party. | |
This. | |
This group of people. | |
And right now, it is being run by the... | |
the Heritage Group. | |
Not the Heritage Foundation, but the institutional Democrats. | |
Nancy Pelosi, Steny Hoyer, You know, these folks. | |
The ones who are just basically... | |
They're not even liberals. | |
They're just... | |
Like lowercase r Republicans. | |
They're dinos. | |
They're just... | |
Big money, taxes, the usual stuff. | |
But socially? | |
You think... | |
Seriously. | |
You think Nancy Pelosi is into all this stuff? | |
No! | |
Kids and surgery? | |
No! | |
No, no, no, no. | |
Do you think she really is for BLM and Antifa? | |
Absolutely not. | |
She's not saying anything. | |
Lori Lightfoot's a different story. | |
Bowser in DC is another story. | |
These DAs, Alvin Bragg and Gascon and whatever. | |
But no, they're not. | |
But anyway, there's this party. | |
So what I want to do is, I want to be a parasite. | |
And I want to infect this the way the deep state took the Democratic Party. | |
I want to do it. | |
Same group. | |
But I have a new pathogen, a new virus, a new parasite. | |
And this is called AOC. | |
And I want her and all of her friends, I want to say as follows. | |
Are you going to sit back and take this? | |
My advice My message is to all the brave progressives like you, who through the years, through the years, you never let me down. | |
Through the years, you maintained the progressive Bernie Sanders side. | |
That's who you are. | |
That's the person that has been abandoned. | |
They got rid of Bernie Sanders. | |
I was there. | |
We saw all of you brave young people in Brooklyn crying. | |
Bernie crying reduced to tears. | |
They threatened his wife with some kind of criminal whatever it is. | |
He backed off and he got a lake house. | |
But they told you no and they crammed Hillary down your throat. | |
They don't care about you. | |
They're sellouts. | |
But AOC? | |
Oh no. | |
That's your answer. | |
And you know why I know she's good for you? | |
Because Nancy Pelosi can't stand her. | |
So that's why you've got to go out and you've got to support AOC. | |
And you've got to demand that the Democratic Party, that's right, these guys, you've got to demand that they listen to you and pay homage to you and to that great American AOC, a proud woman of color, progressive, young, The future! | |
Not these has-beens. | |
She's the one who's fought for you. | |
She and the squad. | |
Oh, and Ayanna Pressley and Ilhan Omar. | |
Even better! | |
Come on, ladies! | |
Rashida Tlaib, come on in! | |
They called him the squad. | |
Well, let's hear it for the squad. | |
And what happens is this starts to fracture. | |
This starts to become Filled with... | |
There's a medical condition called plethora where you have too much blood. | |
Where you... | |
Wait, hold it, hold it, hold it. | |
Discombobulation. | |
All of a sudden, here comes AOC. | |
Get out of the way. | |
Get out of the way, Nancy. | |
I want to be speaker. | |
Oh, please. | |
Then, when Nancy, who has a degree of sensibility compared to AOC, no. | |
And you want... | |
You want Sandy Cortez to absolutely become... | |
Filled with the spirit of progressiveness and the Bernie going. | |
And then the Republicans say, well, there it is. | |
Because let me tell you something. | |
If you think America is for this nonsense, if you think America likes what's going on with kids, with rioting, with this crime, if you think, if you think, The average American somehow is signing on to this, you're out of your mind. | |
And because they kind of get lazy, and because they sort of sit back and say, well, nothing I can do. | |
You've got to make the options even greater in terms of the startling difference between it. | |
And you've got, you've got to... | |
Encourage and promote AOC. | |
I'm telling you. | |
And this takes a very, this takes skullduggery, this takes a very conspiratorial side to the Republicans, and they don't want it. | |
Because let me tell you something, the Republicans do not want Trump anywhere near here. | |
The Republicans are happy just the way it is. | |
They are doing just fine. | |
Ted Cruz! | |
Lindsey Graham. | |
Come on, you know, Marsha Blackburn, John Kennedy, Josh Hawley. | |
Go down the list. | |
The only one who does a good job is Rand Paul, but only against Fauci. | |
That's it. | |
Fauci, that is terrific, but other than that. | |
Oh, they don't want to take a sit back and say, well, you've got to get me and we've got to fight these people. | |
No, no, Ted, I want to see what you do on your own. | |
Oh, no, no, I can't. | |
No, I don't do anything on my own. | |
No, no, I want to see what you do on your own. | |
So that's it. | |
Let that just sink in. | |
Now, as usual, as we celebrate Juneteenth, let me ask you first of all to tell us, where are you? | |
Uh-oh, Pope Francis' decision to cancel Africa trip fuels rumors over resignation. | |
We'll talk about that later. | |
Where's everybody from? | |
Where's everybody from? | |
What are you doing today to celebrate Juneteenth? | |
Are you taking the day off? | |
Are you going to the... | |
Uh-oh, did I hit my thing here? | |
I've got to make sure. | |
Nope, it's still there. | |
Thank God. | |
You just touched this thing. | |
What's everybody doing? | |
Yesterday on Father's Day, Mrs. Ellen and I were tooling about, we'd like to go into the areas of... | |
I like kind of rural parts. | |
The Trump flags, U.S. American flag. | |
Every word. | |
God bless him. | |
South Plainfield, New Jersey. | |
Nottingham, UK. | |
Eugene. | |
Whitestone. | |
Christo Stavroux. | |
Always gives us his age. | |
I think it's his age. | |
Jenima City, Wisconsin. | |
Sewell, New Jersey. | |
Kay Faye. | |
Billy Pierce, everybody. | |
Billy Pierce. | |
Great professional wrestler of the 50s. | |
His move was, of course, the thyroid clutch, one of the few. | |
July 16th, I'm going to be at the cutting room. | |
Everything is free. | |
New York is open. | |
Come and meet your fellow conspirators. | |
Meet, sit, enjoy. | |
This is unlike anything you've seen. | |
This is not something to come on and say a couple of jokes. | |
This is no, no, no, no. | |
Think of it as almost a... | |
Ted Talks meets Lenny Bruce meets something, I don't know, some magnanimous version. | |
Look at that Jacqueline Frigu from France. | |
Washington Heights, you got Pauly Rodriguez, Chad Lynch. | |
I love this. | |
Tusanelda, Wolf and Pickle. | |
Is that beautiful? | |
God bless you. | |
We got Sean, Linda P., Carol DeJong. | |
Where is Junebug? | |
We were around Pitchtown the other day. | |
Where is Junebug? | |
Is Thaddeus our buddy there or friends who have been with us since day one? | |
All right. | |
Henry says, Trump stunk, but he smells like roses compared to Biden. | |
Ah, you're right about that. | |
You have a way to go. | |
There's Laura. | |
Tipper's dad. | |
Faye Page. | |
Renegade one. | |
We love yous. | |
You know that? | |
We love yous. | |
And there we go. | |
That's not good. | |
No. | |
Pardon me. | |
There we go. | |
Always keep it adult. | |
Highbrow. | |
Alright, my friends. | |
Have a great and glorious day. | |
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You have a great day and a wonderful time. | |
See you tomorrow, same bat time, same bat station, 9 a.m. | |
And as my good friend, my good friend Vinny reminded me, I'm going to end with a valedictory that I used to do for years. | |
I will do it again. | |
And it brings back memories. | |
And I will leave you with the monkey's dead. | |
The show's over. | |
Sue you. |