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June 14, 2022 - Lionel Nation
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Rejection As the Reality Collapses

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All right, my friends.
A very, very fact-packed, an issue-packed show today.
This is, this is, there's just so much to discuss in no particular order.
Let me say first of all a hearty hello and a hi-yo silver and a welcome, welcome patriots and friends all over the world from sea to shining sea.
And let's just give you an idea, an adumbration, so to speak, a look, a review of what's coming up in no particular order.
We're going to be talking, that's the wrong one.
There we go.
This one.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Today is Flag Day.
The significance, the lack of significance, and how many people in the social media world just ignore it altogether.
J6, the latest.
Monkeypox.
The complete disaster known as Corinne Jean-Pierre.
The latest on Russia, which is, it's just going away.
Red Flag Laws.
What people don't understand and why that is a losing proposition.
Drag queens in schools juxtaposed with coolrophobia.
We're talking about where's Cooper?
I'll tell you what that one means.
Biden is out.
SCOTUS protection.
And that's about it.
So we're going to go through that to give you kind of a review ahead of time.
Remember, I'm not trying to do...
The usual stuff.
The usual...
How do we say this?
The usual business.
I want to explain what this means and what it doesn't mean and what you need to know when you go out into the world.
When you talk to your friends and family members and co-workers.
When you say to yourself, wait a minute, what's happening?
How do I negotiate all that is going on?
That's what we're going to say.
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Now, today is Flag Day.
You know what that means to the left, to the prototypical left?
Nothing.
They hate the flag.
They hate anything that's America.
They despise it.
They want to change it.
They'll make some kind of a connection between the flag and slavery or not manumission, the opposite of that.
In fact, have you ever been in a neighborhood and you see there's a flag or somebody's on?
You know they're Republicans.
You know.
You can always drive through.
I can tell you.
You'll see BLM, Trust the Science, LGBTQ, This House Doesn't Hate, which is fine.
No American flag.
None.
This, this town, this house doesn't hate.
Thank you.
But you hate the flag.
Well, that's different.
How about these?
Have you ever seen these towns?
What was it when we have?
A town of, a city of tolerance.
You know, you're driving around and you get off an exit and it says, welcome to, I don't know, you know, Clinton manners, whatever it is, where tolerance is, they'll tolerate you there.
I don't want anybody tolerating me.
It's like, what is this?
It's the syrupy, saccharine, anodyne nonsense about tolerance.
Tolerance.
Now, A couple of things which is very interesting to note.
I found this.
I have really come around when it comes to the flag.
Big time.
Big time.
I'll tell you why in a moment.
I always thought the vexillology, which is a study of flags, of course, was a little bit out.
Out to lunch.
There were too many people with too many flags.
Flags became almost like a substitute for knowledge or history or voting or caring.
It's like, that's nice, but that's...
Well, now I've changed completely.
Now I can't get enough flags.
Whenever...
By the way, if ever you want to see flags, go to Staten Island.
That's...
That's...
That's America.
I mean, it is everywhere.
In 1949, President Truman signed an act that officially recognized June 14th each year as Flag Day.
Here's what's interesting to note, and maybe you have seen this.
You know when you go to Twitter, I know we don't care about that, but when you go to Twitter, they have a special pre- Constructed hashtag for virtually everything.
The Tonys, Maverick.
Remember Top Gun, Maverick.
There's a little plane.
They're ready for you.
BLM, Me Too.
There's a little Me Too.
They got a little thing there.
Already planning.
LGBT.
Oh, absolutely got that.
But nothing for the flag.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Carmelita Harris said on Memorial Day, Enjoy the long weekend.
So anyway, that's that.
Next, I want to say this.
And I don't care if you like it or not.
Sometimes people would say, can I axe you a question?
And I would say, that is not the right word.
No, no, that's a pronunciation.
No, it's not.
Axe is a hatchet or some type of an implement used to cut.
It's an axe, hatchet.
You know, Lizzie Borden took an axe and gave her mother $40.
Axe not!
So anyway, people would have thought sometimes this is kind of like a crypto-racist thing.
I've got news for you.
Here in this part of the country, everybody, white, black, every color uses axe.
It's like they say sandwich.
They'll add some sandwich?
I don't know what that one is.
A sandwich.
There is, I'm not going to mention the name, but there are sometimes people who love to go on television and they say, you know, groceries.
Groceries.
G-R-O-S-H.
I've hated that my entire life.
Groceries.
S-H is not C. Groceries.
Grocery.
Rice.
Not reish.
Washington.
Wash the car.
And now I'm going to get into Missouri.
That's a whole other story.
I don't know what that's about.
I have no idea.
Okay?
But just groceries.
It makes my skin crawl.
Now, here's one for you.
Oh, I love this.
Do you have friends of yours who are real Well, they kind of sort of play, they think they're kind of lefty-like, but they're sort of maybe not really.
They are leftists when it's easy to do, when it's simple.
You know what I mean?
Like the, oh, carbon, carbon, oh, that's nice.
Equity, oh, equity.
They just say things.
On two separate occasions, I know of a fact.
In two rather posh areas, I won't mention in particular, there is these notices of a sudden low-income housing.
Now, low-income housing is interesting.
Low-income housing is a code word.
They don't mean low-income.
They don't mean, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Everybody knows exactly what low-income housing means.
It's not, we have a nice little admixture from people all over the world.
We have people who are elderly.
We have handicapped people.
We have veterans.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
That's not what is meant, and that's not what is interpreted.
And they decide to put it right in the middle of a posh town.
When gated communities, where people drive around in Range Rovers, and they maybe go away for the summer.
They go away.
I've never been away for the summer in my life.
I don't know what that means.
Are you going away to your home?
My home?
What are you talking about?
No, what?
I'm sorry.
It'd be nice, but there are people who say, well, yes.
I won't be able to call you.
We're going away.
Oh, are you really?
How sweet.
Well, by the way, when you're away, I want to tell you something.
There is a hearing because they're going to put some low-income housing right there in your town.
What?
It's good news for you, huh?
You're a Biden supporter, aren't you?
Yeah, great.
You will have diversity, equity, a veritable heterogeneity.
Oh, and a halfway house, too?
People who are out of prison.
You don't mind that, do you, right?
You're a big Biden supporter.
These people who didn't have bond.
Why shouldn't they go right smack dab in the middle of your nice community?
I mean, you like it.
You wouldn't have any objection to their race, would you?
Or their income?
Or their criminal records?
Or anything like that?
You sure now, right?
You don't have any problem with this.
Oh, and by the way, what's going to be next?
You're going to have people coming along and they're going to be saying something to the effect of, you know, we don't know why you need all this land.
This is Agenda 21. This is Agenda 2030.
This is the Great Reset.
I'm telling you it's coming.
We're going to rezone this.
We don't think you need all this.
We'll have a taking.
We can take it.
Fifth Amendment.
Life, liberty, or property.
As long as there's due process.
Eminent domain.
We're going to change this.
We're going to declare an emergency.
President Biden, on his way out, will declare some kind of an emergency.
So it's coming.
Isn't that right, honey?
How about our friends?
Oh, they don't like that.
And they have hearings.
They don't want to go to hearings.
Hearings?
What do you want to go to a hearing for?
We want to stop that.
Why do you want to stop that?
What's the matter with you?
You don't have any problem with who these people are, do you?
I think you do.
I think...
Wait a minute.
If I didn't know correctly, I think you might, and this might be, I think you might not like any kind of a racial, demographic, or otherwise cultural mix-up.
Am I reading this about right?
I'm surprised at you, because you're a progressive, diverse, woke.
So anyway, so that's coming.
Be on the lookout for that.
It's coming.
Oh, in fact, it's here.
It's absolutely here.
Okay, next.
J6.
Now let me see if I can bring this and put this into some level of perspective for you, my dear friends.
My official White House Oval Office pencil.
Number one.
It is a complete and a total joke.
Complete.
You know it.
I know it.
We all know it.
Everybody knows it.
It's a joke.
It's a joke.
The whole thing is a joke.
It's a bad joke.
You know it.
I know it.
Please like this.
Please subscribe to this.
Please, I ask you.
I beg, I beseech, I importune, I axe you.
I axe to put groceries on the...
whatever.
It's a joke.
Okay?
It is an absolute joke.
Now, here's the thing.
Oh, yes!
M.A. Green.
Muriel Bowser put up a flag with 51 stars.
I think that's racist!
Why?
I just said so.
I think he's racist.
If you took a star away, too.
Because she wants D.C. Because remember, what the woke Democrats want in particular is they want to remove completely the filibuster.
They want to make D.C. and Puerto Rico states.
And they will have a permanent democratic majority.
Remember, you can call this replacement theory, you can call this whatever you want.
This is the goal.
And it's the goal.
And you can say, well, you know, they're doing this because they're trying to replace white, black.
That may be part of it.
But it's to have a permanent democratic majority.
Don't kid yourself.
But now we're learning that Rudy Giuliani was drunk.
Rudy Giuliani was drunk.
And what that has to do with anything, I still don't know.
What they are doing is they are trying, above all, to put together something that either pressures a prosecutor or working in concert with a prosecutor who is ready to drop charges as soon as this is over with.
We don't know.
But what I'm telling you is this.
And I want you to look at me and I want you to pay attention.
Do not think.
Do not think just because you feel this is stupid.
Do not believe.
And I mean this sincerely.
Do not believe that this is just idle chatter.
Do not believe.
Do not believe.
Do not believe for one moment that President Trump could not be in serious, serious problem.
I know you don't like that.
I know it bothers you.
I know it's, uh, you don't want to hear that.
You don't want to hear that.
You don't want to hear anybody suggest it.
And you don't want to hear anybody tell you because that would mean, and I'm not suggesting he really did anything wrong.
Don't get me wrong.
But this is serious stuff.
I mean, they're portraying this.
Now, again, who's listening?
I don't even know.
America's not watching this.
But Rudy Giuliani was drunk?
Do you understand this?
This is something which is very, very, very, very serious.
And I know people don't like to hear this.
They don't want to hear this.
People want to hear They want to hear that which they like.
They want to hear a reality that echoes what they like.
They don't want to hear this.
They do not like this.
So when I tell people, they go, oh, come on.
I say, do you know how easy this was?
How this could be?
If you could show seditious conspiracy.
Now, I wouldn't do this if I was a prosecutor.
But please, do not ever think that these people are not subject to that.
And most Americans don't care about it.
Most Americans are not watching this.
They could not care less about this.
But that doesn't mean anything.
Don't be surprised.
If after all is said and done, some prosecutor somewhere, somebody says, and by the way, in any other situation, I would say, you know...
You're going to be risking your career on this.
Not now.
Look at this Boudin, this Chesa, whatever the Boudin, Boudin, the San Francisco DA.
He was recalled.
They love him.
He didn't fail.
He did exactly what he was supposed to.
Okay?
Just think about that one.
Now, next, monkeypox.
Who believes...
Monkeypox is a problem.
Who believes monkeypox is a problem?
Who?
Tell me.
Who thinks monkeypox is something you better be paying attention to?
They're going to pull this out of their bagel tricks in the event things get bad, in the event we need to shut things down and shut people up.
In the event we need to say, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute, hold it, hold it.
Anybody here think that this is no...
Let me tell you something.
Believe me when I tell you this.
Believe me.
Monkeypox is just sitting there waiting.
It's like their insurance policy.
And the name of it scares you.
The name of it frightens you.
You don't even know what monkeypox is.
It's like that thing that Justin Bieber has.
Whatever that is.
Do not, do not, do not, do not, in any way, misunderstand, as George Bush would say, that.
And by the way, you notice too how we have these, we have these people, Who are immediately saying that Justin Bieber's face is because of a vaccine.
How do they know this?
I don't know.
They just do.
They just do.
They do more harm than you can imagine.
They all of a sudden are self-styled, and I'm not ruling anything out, but they are self-styled experts, self-styled overnight experts.
And what they do is they sit on their YouTube channel and they'll put up a story and the story, the story, they all of a sudden, all of a sudden can sift through the teleology, the etiology, the specifics of viruses.
See, this is a part, I'm not going to mention any names, but I swear to God, just like certain Certain conspiracy theorists and certain folks and certain religious zealots and certain conservatives and certain liberals.
They're always these people.
And they're immediately just jumping on this Justin Bieber because they don't know anything.
They don't know anything.
But it doesn't matter because they provide you with an alternative reality that fits your It's called narrowcasting.
People love this.
That's all.
All right.
Enough with that.
Next.
It's hard to say who has been the most...
the most incredibly...
oh, I don't know...
the most incompetent.
It's hard to say.
The most incredibly incompetent people.
I mean, really, really, really people who aren't just a little, a little, uh, but who will get better.
Let's take White House correspondents.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders, at first she was a little stiff, but later on she was, I mean, she was, I think she was the best ever, I still think, at her prime.
Kaylee Meganen, at first she had her book with her tabulated thing, but then she was really good at it.
For obfuscation and diversion, Jen Psaki was absolutely superb.
Unflappable, unreasonable, but unmovable, immovable.
She was incredible.
And now we have Corinne Jean-Pierre, who was there because she's black, because she's gay.
And the reason why I say this is because that's all that they said when she, the first woman of color, who is a LGBT, and they called her LGBT.
I was like, no, she's T?
No, I think it means she's gay.
That was it.
They did the same thing to Ketanji.
Brown, you know, the first black woman.
They love this demographic.
They love it!
Jen Psaki was just, she could not wait to get out of there, this sinking ship.
She's going to be a flop, by the way, on MSDNC, but she couldn't wait.
And did we tell you that she's black and she's gay?
Did you know that?
Yes, we knew that.
Well, there you go.
And you better not say anything about her.
Why?
Well, because she's black and gay.
No.
I think that's wonderful.
And I got news for you.
But there are other people who are saying, excuse me, you may not know this, but she is not the first black and gay person in government.
Believe me.
We don't say it.
But I think you know.
And nobody cares.
Let me say this again.
Nobody cares.
Nobody.
Now lately, everybody's saying, well, did you see the Matt Walsh?
Did you see the documentary where he asks people, what's a woman?
Did you see that?
Yes, I saw that.
Well, I'll tell you what.
Did you see that?
Yes.
Well, that tells you everything.
What does it tell you?
Well, it tells you that...
What does it tell you?
Well, it...
Are we going to hear this again?
Are we going to talk about that?
Well, no, she talks.
Ask women.
They can't answer the question.
And you think somebody would say, okay, listen, folks, we're going to have an answer.
Here's what you're going to say regarding what is a woman.
Okay, this doesn't, this is like, this doesn't, it's as much a diversion.
And don't think for a moment that the shadow government types don't find new ways to get you off topic by talking about this.
Did you see that the other day?
Marsha Blackburn asked the woman during the confirmation.
By the way, I guess all those people we saw were confirmed.
We don't know.
We just never hear from them again.
They just never.
But she is the worst.
Corinne Jean-Pierre is absolutely...
She was on with Don Lemon.
This is what I saw on the YouTube.
I didn't see it.
I don't watch that.
And he was asking the...
Because they're even saying, okay, Don, we're switching now.
We're going after Biden.
What?
We're going after Biden.
Okay.
You got any problems with that?
Hell no.
Does the name Andrew Cuomo come to mind?
No, no, no, no.
I'm fine.
I'm not going to get this job again.
Whatever you say.
Now, you're going to ask Corinne about Biden and whether he's too old or too...
Oh, absolutely.
You know it.
And what did she say?
Don, come on.
He's the president.
I couldn't believe this.
Oh my God.
And even Don, do you see his face?
Don, do you see his face?
This is, she is, I mean.
No.
No.
Headline just now.
Biden going to Saudi Arabia will not discuss oil?
Oh my God.
I thought he wasn't going to talk about Russia.
Oil.
He wants to see bin Salman?
By the way, one more thing about the ginger effect, as I call it.
Same thing happened with Jen Psaki.
Out of the context of what made her interesting, she is so dull, it's not even remotely funny.
Dull.
Dull.
Drab.
Monumentally drab.
Drab.
Drab.
Flat affect.
Ugh!
But as Cerberus, the Hellhound of Hades.
You know, she's pretty good.
So in any event, this is most interesting, she's going to go to MSDNC.
I think she's going to be streaming eventually.
She's going to fall.
She'll make a couple mil.
Huh?
I don't think she'll make it on.
Oh.
Mrs. L says she won't even make it.
Because that's done.
Make it on.
Make it on TV.
Make it on TV.
Okay, now, same thing happened by the way with Harry.
Prince Harry?
The other ginger?
Just when he left, he's saying, no, Harry, the reason why you were of interest was you were the prince.
Yeah, but I'm married to Meghan.
We don't care about Meghan Markle.
It means, no, no, you're not the prince anymore.
You're stripped of everything.
What do you know, the Viscount of Tidewater and Bath?
Are you some title nobody understands?
What is this?
The Exchequer of the...
Same thing with Andy.
Same thing happened to the Duke of Windsor when Wallace Simpson said, you did what?
Yes, I abdicated my throne.
You dumbass!
What do you...
No!
But don't you love me?
No!
Okay.
In no particular area...
Oh, good, good, good.
Let's talk about Russia.
Let me ask you a question.
What's happening with Russia?
Russia and...
Ukraine.
I know you're into that.
I know you cannot get enough of that.
What's happening?
What's happening?
Tell me.
What's happening?
Give you a hint.
Nothing.
Nothing.
You don't know.
I'm in a...
Weird position because I'm agreeing with Noam Chomsky.
Noam Chomsky says, you've got to let me know what the Russians are saying.
I can't figure out.
Shut up.
No, no, no.
I'm not saying I like.
No, you're not letting me.
Shut up.
No, no, wait.
Wait.
I want to find out what's going on with Russia.
Just see what they have to say.
No, shut up.
That's it.
He's losing.
They're losing.
Putin is dead.
He's got cancer.
He's got Bell's palsy.
He's got that Justin Bieber thing.
He's autistic.
He's not autistic.
He has Les Schneehan syndrome.
Huntington's Korea.
He has Turner syndrome.
He has pseudobulbar affect.
He has Van Ricklenhausen's neurofibromatosis.
You name it, he's got it.
He's dead.
He doesn't exist.
The Russian soldiers aren't, they're quitting, they're all drunk, they don't have any equipment, they're driving old cars, they should have been in Kiev by now, everything's done.
Then you've got Zelensky, they're just, Zelensky's saying, can I go back now?
No.
Look, this guy's a billionaire.
I mean, nobody knows how much, I mean, believe me.
This guy, he's got, this is, he comes out, I gotta wear the green shirt?
Yeah, it's kind of gamey.
Wear it.
Okay.
Remember we were Zelensky?
Everywhere we went.
I didn't see anybody putting on the flag, taking a kneel, taking a knee.
Remember that?
Like the Kente cloth for George Floyd?
It's done.
It's finished.
Nobody knows anything about it.
I mean, it is done.
It is through.
No, but you don't see anything about it.
You don't see...
I don't know if Jack...
Jack...
What's his name, Jack?
Oh, God.
General Keene.
Keene.
What is that thing called again?
There's an organization called AM...
No, I'm sorry.
It's called...
I think it's called...
Oh, yes.
AM General.
Military and Commercial Automotive Manufacturer.
This is Keene.
I think he's in there.
I think it's Keene.
I think they make Humvees.
Ah, there we go.
A.M. General announced this in 2016.
He may not be there.
Anyway, Jack Keene, General Holdings.
He also is for the Institute for the Study of War.
Now, I don't know about you, but...
I don't think Jack's going to be saying anything to Jack's not going to be saying, forget it.
This war is ridiculous.
your piece of chance.
I just love this military fetishism.
Today we're talking to Jack Keane.
He's a good guy.
Jack Keane's a four-star general.
Tell us about it.
Tell us.
Notice how you don't get Petraeus.
You don't get...
Odiorno.
Remember Rick Sanchez?
Not Rick Sanchez.
Rick Governor.
No, Rick.
What was his name?
General Rick.
All these other people.
They're just gone.
It's done.
And they're going to do everything he wanted.
And Putin's going to...
We want it done.
We're going to make a long story short.
Now, red flag laws.
Oh my God.
How many here today are upset with 848 current?
I want to see a thousand viewers.
The likes, I can't even think about.
I want to see a thousand plus.
848.
How many are freaked out over the notion of red flag laws?
Who is it?
How many people?
I know Tucker I saw on YouTube.
Tucker went bananas over this.
Huh?
Huh?
How many?
Come on.
How many people going absolutely crazy with their red flag laws?
What the hell is a red flag?
I don't know.
It's about guns.
Forget it.
Forget it.
Anybody can just call you up and say, hey, my brother-in-law is crazy.
Take his guns.
Okay.
Is that what that's about?
Is that what that's about?
Come on.
Do you understand how horrible that is?
To try to explain to people red flag laws?
Forget it!
Forget it!
Ain't gonna happen.
Not that one.
Not that one.
Come on.
848?
Where are you people?
Where are you people?
This is your big issue.
Come on.
Red flag laws?
I would love to argue for red flag laws.
Oh my God, I would love it.
It's so easy.
It's like the death penalty.
He killed an entire family.
He dismembered them, cannibalized them, and made...
I mean, that's tough.
And I think he deserves the death penalty.
Yeah!
That was easy.
Try arguing against that.
That's the tarpa.
But red flag laws?
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'd like to go on with old Tucker one day and say, Tucker, I'll be those guys.
You be you, okay?
This is me being a lawyer.
Let me tell you what I was saying.
Well, it seems like the right wing doesn't appear to remember what it is it's been saying.
See, because the right wing always says it's about mental illness.
It's about mental illness.
These kids who shoot up schools, it's not about the guns, it's about mental illness.
And nobody does anything about the mentally ill.
Now what are we doing about the mentally ill?
What are we doing about the mentally ill?
We don't do anything without them out of prison.
We don't institutionalize because it's a mental illness problem.
Right?
That's what you say.
Well here's a way to handle the mentally ill.
You got a problem with letting the mentally ill have guns?
Is that what you're saying?
Is that what you want?
You want the mentally ill to have guns?
You mean if a family member says, Hello?
Yes.
Listen, I don't want them to hear me.
My Uncle Dave?
He's in the bathroom.
He's screaming.
And he's got a gun.
And he's going to kill them.
He's just talking crazy.
I can't...
You don't think so?
Red flags?
Hey!
What if somebody had responded to that family?
And heard that this kid...
Alright, you got where it's going?
You got it?
And if somebody says very correctly, it's very interesting.
You say, oh, it's about school security.
Not necessarily.
Look, in this country, when somebody's a drunk driver, we say you can't drive a car.
And if we have to, we'll impound stuff.
I mean, that's the way we do things.
Are you mean to tell me you people are so crazy with your guns that you would allow this?
That's the argument.
That's the argument.
And it's easy.
So what do you say in response?
What do you say in response?
I know people.
I know judges in Florida who have said, this red flag stuff is...
Thank God we can do this.
They actually gave guns back.
You don't hear about that.
But it is a problem.
It is a problem.
So what do you do?
What do you do?
How does...
Tucker or anybody else address this.
What do you say?
Well, the first rule is, you concede the obvious.
You can say, do I think somebody who's hearing voices should have a gun?
No.
Do you?
Nobody ever said, you know, this Second Amendment Heller case, that everybody has a gun?
Children don't have a gun?
Convicted felons don't have the right to possess a firearm?
That's been upheld forever.
Forever.
I don't know why.
They vote.
So the first rule is you always concede.
You say, I'll give you that one.
I'll give you that one.
I'll stipulate.
Absolutely.
What do you do?
You always take away the good stuff.
You don't argue the obvious.
You don't argue why somebody who's hearing voices should have a gun.
Do you think so?
Do you think so?
I'm as staunch a Second Amendment advocate as you can imagine.
Do you think somebody has a right to a howitzer in the front lawn?
No.
Do you think there's anything reasonable?
Shoulder fired?
Rocket propelled?
Yes.
Did we have limitations on guns in the common law?
Of course we did.
There was a frightening.
It was a common law.
It was when you carried a head axe.
They had these...
What a great, talk about a great, talk about a survival tool, preparewithlionel.com.
They have this, it was basically this big, clobbering piece of wood with this big head, and you just, remember, was it last?
No, last of the Mohicans, maybe, or something, and you saw that.
And it was one of the most effective things I've ever seen.
Well, anyway, headaches.
They said, no, you can't walk around with a headaches.
And this was even then.
So that's the argument.
So the first thing is you always concede.
You take away the obvious.
Most people don't know how to do this.
They don't know how to argue.
But you argue this one.
And you say, well, let me ask you this.
Let's say somebody were to call up and say, my Uncle Dave, My Uncle Dave was in Vietnam.
He fought for his country, and he suffered from PTSD.
He goes to the Veterans Hospital.
He's under medication right now.
He's been depressed.
He's been under psychiatric care for, well, ever since he got back from Vietnam.
Was it 50 years ago, whatever it was?
And he has a gun.
Is he threatening anybody?
Well, he's not threatening anybody, but he's kind of concerned.
Sometimes I hear him crying.
Is he threatening anybody?
Well, he's not threatening anybody, but do you have to threaten somebody?
Yes!
So then we say, well, what do you mean?
Well, I think he hears voices.
Well, you want to have a hearing?
Let's have a hearing.
Okay, let's have a hearing.
Call your first witness.
The person who called the police.
State your name for the record.
Roberta Slocum.
Miss Slocum, what is your relationship to that fellow there?
That's my Uncle Dave.
Did you call the police?
Yes, I did.
Why?
Well, I'm worried about him.
What are you worried about?
Well, he's crying a lot.
Uh-huh.
And the cross-examination.
And this is the best one.
Let me ask you a question.
Ms. Slocum, yes.
Where did you do your residency?
What?
Where did you do your residency in psychiatry or psychology?
Where did you get your PhD?
I don't have a PhD.
Where did you get your master's in psychology?
I don't have a master's in psychology.
Where did you do your clinical work?
I didn't do clinical work.
How many patients have you seen?
I don't have any patients.
So you have no experience whatsoever.
In mental health, you just know your Uncle Dave.
My Uncle Chick had diabetes, but that doesn't qualify me to be an endocrinologist or to be a diabetes expert just because I know someone.
So you're coming here, aren't you?
And you're telling the court that based upon your observations of...
Does he hear voices?
Do you know?
No.
See, that's what we're talking about.
That's what we're talking about.
We're talking about somebody who maybe is a subject of spite.
What about, oh my God, during a divorce?
Oh, during divorce?
During custody?
That's when the allegations of sexual abuse come.
He's a drunkard.
He's a this.
He's a that.
He's got a gun.
It's unsafe.
The potential for risk?
Oh my God.
Oh my God, are you kidding?
But if you picked up, you called the cops and said, hey listen, there's somebody trying to pick up my eight-year-old daughter on her cell phone.
I don't care about that.
What are you talking about?
But red flag laws?
Good luck with that one.
And it's brilliant.
It's brilliant.
Because that's how they get in.
That's how they get in.
And when you see this, the final iteration, the final draft of this will be so open-ended.
So, I mean, you'll be able to just go...
That's all I'm saying.
Be very, very careful with that.
Okay, next.
I want to talk about something.
Okay, work with me on this.
Are you having fun, by the way?
Good.
Do you know what coolrophobia is?
Cool, C-O-U-L-R-O-P-H-O-B-I-A.
Coolrophobia.
It's a fear of clowns.
Why do people, why aren't clowns so scary?
Let me ask you that.
Anybody know?
Have you ever seen a clown that made you happy?
I never have.
Emmett Kelly?
Nope.
I don't know what they are.
I don't like them.
But the mom's...
Red Skelton.
May God bless.
What is it?
What is it that makes a clown scary?
Have you ever heard about the Uncanny Valley?
This is not Rudy Valley, but the Uncanny Valley.
Who's Rudy Valley?
Ask your parents.
Uncanny Valley.
Let me give you the definition.
This is one of my favorites.
The Uncanny Valley is a common unsettling feeling people experience when androids, for example, humanoid robots, and audiovisual simulations closely resemble humans in many respects but are not quite convincingly realistic.
It's this hypothetical relation between an Object's degree of resemblance to a human being and the emotional response.
It's this weird thing and we don't know exactly how to explain it.
Work with me on this one.
Like you'll see, for example, do you ever see...
How about a robot?
You see a robot?
It doesn't look like a human.
It looks like, you know, R2-D2 or Danger Will Robinson.
You know that kind of robot?
It's kind of cute.
Oh, it's okay.
Then they'll have a face.
Alright.
And then the face has the batting eyes.
And you think, this is getting creepy.
The machine was okay, but the one that looks kind of human, I don't know.
And you don't know why.
I don't like that one.
I don't like to look at that.
And then sometimes there are robots and you're going to see them that are so realistic, so lifelike, you're going to be just shocked.
When they bat their eyes, you're going to be shocked.
Okay.
Clowns are different.
Did you ever notice also, that's step number one.
Clowns, coulrophobia, in fact, coulrophobia, get an actual, Good definition.
I don't know if that's coolrophobia.
I'm always looking up words.
Coolrophobia, extreme or irrational fear of clowns.
What triggers coolrophobia?
What are the coolrophobia triggers?
Any event with a clown may trigger coolrophobia, such as birthday parties, Halloween parties, trick-or-treating, circuses, fairs, festivals.
Fast food restaurants that use mascots.
Mascots are worth it.
Very, very odd.
They walk up like this.
Now, working along with this.
Halloween.
Have you ever been at an office where you have a Halloween party in your office?
And somebody, kind of like the, I don't want to say mousy, but the quiet, the rather quiescent Secretary or file clerk when we had those.
She's kind of quiet.
But all of a sudden she shows up.
And she's dressed as, or maybe it's an office party, but she's dressed up in this Halloween kind of like a seductress thing.
And you don't even know who she is.
Like, what is this?
Something happens.
When somebody dresses like a killer, they act like it.
When somebody puts on a mascot's outfit, they act like it.
They act weird.
Okay.
Now when you take a little kid and you bring in somebody who is a drag queen or a drag artist or whatever the particular word is and you bring them in they act over the top.
Over the top.
They act over the top.
They sometimes are Their hair is bigger.
Their platform shoes are bigger.
Their eyes are bigger.
And they're...
Wow!
So throw in coulrophobia, clowns, uncanny valley, that weird...
And the Halloween effect.
The weird thing of how people go out of their way.
And you put kids in front of that.
And you ask yourself, how does this happen?
How are we not scaring kids?
Forget the sexual bit.
Forget transvestism or whatever you want to call it.
No, no, no, no.
Just in terms of scaring these kids, how do we do that?
How do we do this?
This is going on every single day.
And I do not understand it.
And I do not understand how many people...
On my Twitter feed, there's a young child in LA watching this and the mother's making him watch and he's scared.
It's scary.
They don't understand this.
Okay, next.
Honey, remember Cooper?
Remember Cooper?
Cooper was this guy, I think his name was Benito Skinner.
He was the Instagram star with the long white fingernails.
Block them out of your mind.
Anyway, on the phone, remember this?
Remember?
It was this, it was, oh my God, it was this wonderful thing where you, it was this, look at us, and we've got these folks who they show up and they do this stuff and they're at the White House and he's over the top and Where's Cooper now?
Are they coming back?
What happened with that?
What happened?
He's not in the coolrophobia, but to an extent.
Why does so much of this activism involve behaviors?
Not private behaviors, but outside.
Think about that one.
That's a bit deeper.
Next.
Ladies and gentlemen, Biden is done.
They're done.
He's done.
He's over with.
They know it.
They're saying all they want about, well, he's going to be there until...
No, he's not.
You know it.
I know it.
They know it.
We all know it.
It's not going to happen.
He's not going to be.
Anywhere near the office by 2024, there's no way.
He can't do it.
He can't do it mentally, physically.
But not only that, they don't care.
You're going to be seeing something interesting.
You're going to be seeing people moving around him.
It doesn't matter what he says.
It doesn't matter what he says.
He goes to see bin Salman.
They're on the phone, believe me.
Whatever deal is made with Mohammed bin Salman has been made irrespective of him.
They could send Cooper.
It would mean more, maybe, perhaps.
This doesn't make any sense.
Absolutely.
And the reason, remember what happened.
Bin Salman and the allegations regarding Khashoggi, whether he did it or not, it seems that he did.
Everybody, you know.
Trump was smart enough then to say, this is not our beef.
He has more, you know, Aramco is the biggest company in the world now.
We need him.
What are we going to do?
But oh, no, no.
See, when they went in there, they told Biden, and Biden just read whatever they told him, we're going to treat him like the pariah that he is.
We're going to, they unleashed, they revealed intel.
Information that only we had on the putative and seemingly likely murder and dismemberment of Khashoggi.
And he, Ben Salman, is furious.
He said, you're lecturing us?
Now there's something which is another thing too, which is very, very...
When you're talking Middle East, and you're talking, folks, when Saladin is the...
It's the gold standard.
You're talking about disrespect.
Especially somebody who's younger.
Remember, Bin Salman locked his entire family up in that hotel.
And you're doing this.
You're, in essence, humiliating him.
This is unforgivable.
And they knew exactly what they were doing.
Remember George Herbert Walker Bush.
Remember the thing about, it's true, about feet.
Crossing your feet and showing the bottom of your foot and all that kind of stuff.
Remember when George Herbert Walker kept talking about Saddam, Saddam, not Saddam, Saddam.
He's Saddam, Saddam.
And somebody said, what's Saddam?
I said, that means shoeshine boy.
Shoeshine boy?
Shoes, feet, wow.
And he even said one time, I'm going to put my foot to you.
I said, what is that?
Kick your butt, but I'm going to put my foot...
And he was doing these on purpose.
Well, that's what happened.
That's what Biden...
His words were phrased in such a way to deliberately humiliate and infuriate bin Salman.
That's exactly what he did.
So now he's going there, and he's not going to talk about oil, and he's not going to talk...
And bin Salman's going to say, don't even talk about Russia.
Russia...
Russia is now...
Russia is now India's number two oil exporter or importer.
Would they import 2%?
So 1.5 billion people.
Do you know that the sanctions have done nothing?
They did nothing.
You hear anybody talk about that?
Of course not, because that confounds the narrative.
And this is something which unfortunately, I'm sorry, Just hit...
Anyway.
Don't worry about that.
I still have a handheld...
Do you know that?
I have a thing there because...
I don't know about you, but my phone lately, I can't hear anybody.
Anyway, anyway, anyway.
As I was saying.
So, Biden is going there and they don't know why.
They don't know what he's doing.
They're going to go.
And believe me, they've already made the deal with that.
Now, finally, the most important thing in the world.
The most important, the most critical issue that is so criminal, so horrible, so beyond anything I've ever seen.
When you have the democratically held House debating regarding extending protection to a sitting SCOTUS that is a mortal sin.
The fact that we're debating this.
And by the way, the other federal judges are saying, excuse me, what about us?
This tells people, don't worry.
Nancy Pelosi said, don't worry.
There's no problem.
There's no problem.
You've got a guy who shows up and calls again.
Another person picks up the phone and says, listen, I'm here.
I've got a Glock.
I'm here to kill Kavanaugh.
Told people this.
And Nancy Pelosi, she knows better.
No, no, it doesn't matter.
Do you have any idea?
Can you put into words how horrible, how monumentally horrible that is?
What a crime that is.
I don't care whether you like Kavanaugh or not, or Sotomayor, or whoever it is, or Breyer, it doesn't matter.
You what?
You who enjoy a level of security nobody can ever see?
If ever there's a thing called a mortal sin, that is that.
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