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Aug. 12, 2025 - Liberty Hangout - Kaitlin Bennett
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Ridiculous Reflection 00:03:25
Caitlin is a doctor!
It's calling you to do it again!
Nobody wants to talk to a grown adult who's moving on their process.
I have to point out, you have a sticker that says I poop on fascists.
And you're talking about it smelling like poop?
That's a sticker.
Yeah, I poop on fascists.
That's fascist.
You want to poop on me?
I will poop on you if you continue being a fascist.
Have a little bit of self-reflection there.
You look ridiculous right now.
And when this clip goes out, this is going to go viral, and you guys are going to get made fun of, because this looks so bad for you.
It might be your baby's diaper.
I smell s.
You're shaking.
Yes.
Are you a little nervous?
No, because I'm about to move you.
You're about to move, babe.
It might be her baby's diaper that she's holding right there.
Do you have a f pants?
Is it you that has poopy pants?
Don't answer her question.
Have you ever had a poopy pants?
No.
She's just like their clothes.
Oh, good.
There's Dean project 2025 being implemented What?
Where have you seen Project 2025 being implemented today?
Everything Donald Trump is doing is Project 2025.
He's usurped the power of Congress with the legislatures.
And it's not allowed to carve and cut the Constitution.
If you listen to Dr. Looney said this morning, well actually it was a month ago, that there are 27 complaints that the American colonists had against George III.
Ironically, I played Elsa for a birthday party once.
My hands are ready.
My hands can open.
And I'm off to shoot.
Caitlin fired.
Caitlin is the doctor.
It's calling you to do it again.
That has got to be the most beautiful ballad someone has ever written for me.
Also, have a humiliation, King.
That's why she subject yourself to this.
Immigrants Welcome? 00:09:40
Everybody round everybody.
Caitlin Bennett!
Come with it!
2028!
All right, everybody.
It was good practice.
Now I want the real thing.
Do it again.
I want the real thing.
That was good.
How many takes did that take for you to do that well?
How many what?
How many takes did you rehearse?
How many takes did it take for you to f ⁇ ing sh fans in college?
Just one.
Just one.
I'm good like that.
How many rehearsals did you take?
Come on.
All back home.
Can you play following in reverse?
No, no, you can go back in here.
Can you play following in reverse?
That's a good picture of me.
I like that picture.
I was like, hey!
Oh, wait, hold up.
You're so tough.
Do you actually want to have a conversation or you don't have a fancy confidence?
I have a conversation with a fascist.
You guys don't respond to intelligence.
So get your ugly ass out of my face.
If you're so much smarter than me, then why don't you engage?
If you hit me with that, you're going to have a bad day.
Did you just gender him?
You don't know if he's a man.
You think you actually care?
If you actually cared, you would have to do it.
If you were as smart as you are, you would be able to debate a woman who's up in college.
Looks a wanna.
You're acting like you're fing yourself right now.
Are you in your pants right now because you're here with me?
You're still in college, you grown-ass woman.
You grown-ass woman.
So, if you're so smart, shouldn't you be able to defend your ideas against someone like that?
It's funny as how small this motherfucker does.
She's embarrassed.
It's a cool.
She f herself.
I'm embarrassed, but they have masks on so that they can't be identified because they actually don't believe in anything that they say.
Actually, let me correct myself.
I don't think they know what they believe in, and they're just parroting things that they're told to say at these workshops for these protests like this.
I'm not embarrassed of anything I believe in.
I'll stand up for everything that I believe in and hold true to myself and my heart, and I know it's true and right.
These people don't want their identity out there.
That's very ironic.
No hate!
No fear!
Immigrants are welcome!
Is this yours?
No fear!
Immigrants are welcome here!
She's like, God has no fear!
Are she today?
No fear!
Because I'm respectful, have their arm around him like he's a buddy, you know?
Like, this is my good friend, the Nazi, right now.
No fear!
No hate!
No fear!
Immigrant sir, welcome here!
Except Adam.
Immigrants are welcome here.
It's hard, dude.
You gotta stay insane.
You can do better than that.
Immigrants are welcome here.
No hate!
You can do better than that.
Brack up that energy.
No, hey!
No fear!
Immigrants are welcome here!
No hate!
No fear!
Immigrants are welcome here!
No hate!
No fear!
Immigrants are welcome here!
What is the most important message for you guys to get out today?
That concentration camps put you on the wrong side of history.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Where do you see concentration camps happening today?
There's one in Alligator Alcatraz, or you could call it Alligator Auschwitz.
You know, it's the same thing.
Where do you see similarities between Auschwitz and Alcatraz?
Alligator Alcatraz?
People are being kept in cages against their will.
People are being tortured.
There's been reports that their drinking water comes from their toilet water.
There's been reports that there's worms in their food.
People are being brutalized.
A lot of them are American citizens, right?
Or some of them are here legally and going through the legal process of trying to become citizens.
So it's illegal to have them in a.
It's the same thing that we did to the Japanese during World War II.
Okay.
If you can call it an internment camp, or you can call it a concentration camp because it's a concentration of people.
Yeah.
Was a concentration camp like Auschwitz?
Was that temporary or was that permanent?
Was it temporary or permanent?
I mean, for the people who died, it was permanent.
For the people that got out, it was temporary.
What are you out here protesting today?
Basically, DeSantis is having lunch or dinner in here, so she's out here to exercise our First Amendment rights.
Yeah, yeah.
What are they going to be talking about today, do you think?
You ever talked to go in and ask them?
Oh, I wasn't invited in.
Not many people were.
Well, if you paid enough, you could go in there.
Okay, how much was a ticket?
I don't know.
I didn't.
You're not interested in having lunch or dinner with them.
All right.
What is the, what's your signs say?
From what that one?
Resist.
Okay.
Yeah, we need to stand up for America's values are at stake right now, so we need to stand up.
America needs to stand up, make sure that we are upholding the values that our country was founded upon.
Absolutely.
What's your other signs say?
And those are some of the values that are at stake right now.
Families being torn apart.
Okay, okay.
And so when you say ripping families apart, are you talking about his immigration type of thing?
All right, maybe that's the.
Almost all families.
Medicare, Medicaid.
Puppy pants here, puppy pants here, puppy pants here, puppy pants here.
So are you concerned at all about the ICE agents that have their face covered and we're not identified?
I think it's ironic that a lot of people were worried about covering their face during COVID.
And then a lot of people choose to cover their face to hide the fact that they're snatching people off the street.
So it's a little ironic.
Yeah.
What would you like to know about their identity?
Like, do you think we should know who these people are?
Background checks.
Yeah.
I mean, like, are they a part of certain, you know, white pride groups or anything like that?
Do they have a record?
You know, why are they covering their face?
Yeah.
Do you share that same sentiment about the identity of people who are coming across the border that are unvetted and have, we have no clue who they are?
Are you talking about masks?
I'm talking about people.
So you want the identity of ICE agents who are masks?
Yeah, they should be vetted.
I'm not like anybody can cross the border.
Like, of course, there should be comprehensive immigration reform, right?
But I just don't think we should be torturing people and putting them in a camp.
What kind of torture is going on in Alligator Alcatraz?
I don't know specifically in Alligator Alcatraz besides the fact that there's too many people per cage.
And because it's not a permanent building, it is a tent.
So there's mosquitoes, there's heat, there's heat here today.
Imagine how much hotter it is down south.
So it's inhumane conditions.
So people sweating, maybe 30 people to a cell, which is what I've heard.
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It is so funny.
Because that's what they do.
All the vested people follow me around.
Why is it?
I know exactly what they're going to do, but you don't really believe we can compare that to a death camp, right?
I think people have died.
Hasn't there already been a report of a Haitian immigrant dying in Alligator Alcatraz?
Tell me about it.
I'm asking you if you're aware of it.
This is all I know.
Oh.
Yeah.
So you're asking me if I know the information that you're telling me?
Yes.
Yeah.
How am I asking you to tell me about it?
Have you heard about the immigrant that died from Haiti?
No, I'm asking you to give me details.
I don't know any detail besides the fact that they're from Haiti and that they perished.
I know that there's some people who have medical conditions that go there.
Just like a prison or whatever, they have medical conditions.
They might die in while they're being detained or they were being taken care of.
Well, there's a medical team there.
But don't you think people shouldn't be dying if there's a medical team there?
Well, I don't know their medical condition.
It could have been something like a heart attack or a stroke or something that was unpreventable that no one really could have saved them from.
But I don't know if it's fair to compare a detainment or a temporary detainment center to a death camp.
I never said death camp.
I did say concentration camp.
You said Auschwitz.
Yeah, which was a concentration camp.
It was a death camp.
Yeah, that's true.
Unless you want to downplay what happened.
If a Haitian immigrant died there, then wouldn't that be a camp where somebody died?
If someone died in a hospital because they weren't able to save him, would that be a death camp?
It's a hospital.
Do you think it's related?
I think they get free health care.
So yeah, there is a hospital there.
They do, yeah.
There's a medical team there.
I'm done.
I think I actually recognize you.
I know your channel.
I think you've come to UCF before.
Do you go there?
I'm a professor.
You're a professor at UCF.
What do you teach?
She's herself.
Look at her.
She's shit.
What does she teach?
You're a professor, and you're calling an illegal immigrant detainment center a death camp and comparing it to a horrendous site called Auschwitz.
What do you teach at UCF?
Isn't this who you support?
You guys brought that, not me.
You guys brought the Nazi armband, not me.
I mean, he supports Nazis.
Personally, I don't have Nazi symbolism in my house.
You guys brought that.
Why It Smells Like Shit 00:05:46
I don't support Nazis.
Well, you guys brought that.
That's weird.
Yeah, that's weird.
It's really weird that he's a Nazi.
Absolutely weird.
You guys are the only ones here that come with Nazi signs, though.
That's what's weird.
I didn't come with this.
You guys have poster boards of people dressed in Nazi armbands.
I don't have that in my house.
I got poopy pants.
I feel like I'm angry.
That's why it smells like shit over here.
Nobody wants to talk to a grown adult.
Nobody wants to talk to you.
You better back the f up.
Did your grandma do your hair today?
Yeah, actually, she did.
It looks great.
All over.
She might even hurt lenses that just as a master.
Hair looks great.
I'm so glad.
Actually, poop her pants because it smells like shit right now.
Am I f***ing anything?
Like, it actually looks like shit every time she's on.
I don't think it's you.
I think it's you.
Until she got here.
Literally, it didn't smell like s until she got over here.
She told me she s pants yesterday.
What's crazy you're talking about?
Today, today.
It's crazy to call a grown adult.
Just what?
You don't have to.
Oh, okay, cool.
Maybe go fucking do that.
Go sh your pants.
Get the f out of here.
Go get out of here.
Go shit somewhere else.
You're being taken away by the man.
Listen to the man.
I have to point out, you have a sticker that says, I poop on fascists.
And you're talking about it smelling like poop.
That's my sticker.
You're a sticker, little bitch, that you poop on other f.
Yeah, I poop on fish.
You want to poop on me?
You probably do like it because you have a humiliation cake.
You see how you giggle every time that happens?
It's because you know that it's true.
So you guys want to poop on me.
Get the f out of my face.
Get the fing out of me.
You are so embarrassed right now talking about poop.
And your sticker says, I poop on fascists, guys.
Have a little bit of self-reflection there.
You look ridiculous right now.
And when this clip goes out, this is going to go viral.
And you guys are going to get made fun of because this looks so bad for you.
I'm working on it.
You know, I just want to point out to everybody, her sticker says, her sticker says, I poop on fascists.
You guys want to poop on me.
That's embarrassing.
I know.
You guys like to poop on people, huh?
So I just want to point out to the camera, because she has a sticker that literally, look how like distraught she is.
She's apologizing to her right now because that's her sticker.
So actually she's the one who likes to do the pooping on people.
And so she's- Well it's my sticker today.
Yeah, so you like to poop on people.
I don't look like it's a mess.
She's dumb.
That is so funny.
They always want to chant Caitlin Bennett pooped her pants, but they're the ones who walk around with stickers about pooping in public on people.
That's hilarious.
And now they're having a little group session right now about it.
They don't know what to do.
They've been completely disarmed.
They have no idea what to do because they publicly stated they're the ones who like to poop in public on people.
That is insane.
That is the funniest thing that I have ever seen out of the seven years I've been doing this.
That's the funniest thing I've ever seen.
So we're gonna let them have their little huddle session to figure out what to do and PR control about this.
And we're just gonna wait for DeSantis to come out.
If you could say one thing to DeSantis, what would you say to him?
Excuse me, please don't talk to him.
I wouldn't talk to him.
You wouldn't talk to him?
No.
What if he sat down and was like, I want to hear what you have to say?
I'm all yours.
Get that thing out of my face.
Don't touch the camera.
Don't touch it.
You can't touch it, baby.
Are the old people here so out of control that you have to follow them?
I would love to be inside.
I thought you didn't get invited.
No, it's for congresspeople.
So I'm not a congressperson.
Yeah.
Why are the old people at your events so touchy?
And why do young little women have to control the older men here at these things?
Why aren't you in there?
Because it's for congress people, and I'm not a congressperson.
But maybe one day I will be.
Maybe one day I will be.
I wanted to spend time with you, Athena.
Yeah, but she's not a member of the press.
Here, get me in front of the sign here.
Don't touch our stuff, Caitlin.
Hi, everybody.
I'm in front of this sign because I organize this event right now.
Pablo's over there from Lakeland.
You can see.
I'm not good enough to be inside right now.
You're a dumb bus.
How is the turnout today?
You happy with the turnout?
Do I look stupid?
I know who you are.
Get away from me.
Who am I?
Bye.
I'm one of the organizers.
I have a yellow vest.
Personally, I feel disappointed that this few people showed up.
I was expecting at least a thousand.
You know, I'm going to tell you something.
Yeah.
I forgot more yesterday than you know, so you don't want to talk to me.
Now, I've asked you nicely, get away from me.
I would love to talk to you.
Get away from me.
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