Guardians of the Galaxy is canceled because the lead actor Chris Pratt wore a really insensitive shirt.
Now I have to warn you before I show it to you that viewer discretion is advised.
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Okay, that was scary.
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So last week, Guardians of the Galaxy star Chris Pratt was walking around town with his wife, being normal human beings when a crazed paparazzi decided to take a photo of the two of them.
And somehow, for some reason I can't comprehend, this photo of him holding a water bottle in one hand and his wife in the other turned into one of the biggest stories of the week on the internet.
Why?
Well, let's look closer.
Look at that shirt.
That's right.
It was his shirt of all things that caused a huge controversy online and sent left us into a panic.
A t-shirt of an American flag with the words don't tread on me, which by the way, you can get right now at InfoWarsStore.com for only 1776.
This t-shirt made liberals all over Twitter call him the forbidden R word.
It even led to Yahoo News publishing a full-blown hit piece on Pratt and accused him of wearing a white super sauce shirt.
We have to say super sauce so the YouTube gods don't come after us.
Just look at this headline.
Chris Pratt criticized for White Super Sauce t-shirt.
This article was so bad that they had to change the headline to Chris Pratt criticized for t-shirt choice.
In fact, they even included an update at the top of the article that says this article was updated on 17 July with the initial headline, Chris Pratt criticized for White Super Sauce T-shirt, being amended to Chris Pratt criticized for t-shirt choice.
References to White Super Sauce in this article have been removed.
But that didn't stop Yahoo from publishing another article that same day.
Chris Pratt is in hot water for this controversial t-shirt, and the internet has thoughts.
This article, by the way, has plenty of references to white super sauce.
The article reads, The coiled rattlesnake with the don't treadle me message is the iconography associated with the Gatson flag, created by Continental Army Brigadier General Christopher Gadston.
While the flag's original purpose wasn't rooted in white supersauce, it has been adopted by some white super sauces in the far right groups in recent years.
In some of these instances, swaffles.
Yeah, we'll go with that, have been added to the design.
Who adds a save to a so when Pratt was spotted wearing a shirt with the Gadsden design, some people quickly drew a parallel between Pratt's wardrobe choice and the less positive associations of the flag.
So what were the associations Chris Pratt was going for with his wardrobe choice?
According to The Blaze, Pratt's t-shirt benefits the Pro-American nonprofit Brain Treatment Foundation, an organization dedicated to providing support for brain health initiatives relating to treatment, rehabilitation, research, and public education for those suffering from the effects of traumatic brain injuries, including veterans and the elderly.
But of course, that important piece of information is nowhere to be found in either of the Yahoo news articles.
Great journalism, guys.
After all, this is the same outlet that said a picture of me in New York City was actually taken in New Jersey.
I kid you not.
Look at this.
Caitlin Bennett, pictured in New Jersey with Manhattan in the background, caused controversy when she posed with an AR-10 in her Kent State graduation photos.
It's too bad that Yahoo never corrected their piece about me like they did for Chris Pratt.
Even after I corrected their lies and posted more of my pictures in New York City after they wrote the article about me last year, Yahoo never bothered to update it and instead said that I was standing in what appears to be Hoboken, New Jersey.
And perhaps in that very sentence lies the problem with modern journalism.
Journalists today write about how things appear to them instead of writing simply about what's true and factual.
They are taught to write with their feelings instead of facts.
That's exactly what happened to Chris Pratt and exactly what happened with the Betsy Ross flag a few weeks ago.
Nike took the word of a failed NFL quarterback that the Betsy Ross flag was the forbidden R word And didn't bother to do any historical research to find out that the Betsy Ross flag was the very first flag in US history.
And she was commissioned by none other than George Washington himself to come up with a design for our nation's first flag.
The feelings of a total loser were more important to Nike than the truth.
The Betsy Ross flag is a symbol of independence, as is the Gatson flag that Chris Pratt wore on his t-shirt.
But I have a strong feeling that this is precisely why the left is coming after the American flag now.
The real agenda is to take away our freedom, which is why they feel the need to take away all of its symbolism.
But we won't let them take away our freedom, and we won't let them take away our flag.
That's why you need to go to InfoWarsStore.com right now and get yourself a limited edition Betsy Ross flag t shirt, which is on sale right now for $1776.
You can also get the same Don't Tredle Me t shirt that Chris Pratt himself was wearing.
By purchasing these t shirts, you're not only supporting your country and your president, but you're supporting me and helping make sure I can keep making these videos that you love.
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