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	Who are the men that pick for scraps amongst the ruins at the end of history?
	You should know because you encounter them every day.
	Between the towering buildings of a fallen empire, we find the Felahin, the historyless men, who know nothing of the turning of the cosmic wheel and find themselves outside of civilization itself.
	Cut loose from the great chain of being, they represent the loan into which our dying culture will return.
	That is, unless we choose to take up the burden once again.
	This Felahin condition is the subject we explore in issue four of Islander magazine.
	On sale while stocks last and available worldwide at shop.loadseaters.com.
	Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
	Welcome to the podcast of The Load Seaters for Friday, the 15th of August, 2024.
	No, 2025.
	I'm joined by Harry and Nick.
	We're closer to 2026 than 2024 at this point.
	Listen, man, it's still 1999 in my today.
	We're going to be talking about how London is actually safe and vibrant, and you're just a racist.
	How Hassan Pika is totally cooked and is probably about to troot out.
	That's your niche theory, not mine.
	I think I can substantiate it.
	And how Sydney Sweeney is, in fact, an Aryan goddess, according to very resentful black women who write for the New Yorker.
	So it should be fun and light-hearted.
	Let's start.
	Did you want to plug Island or was that plugging Islander?
	Yeah, go by.
	Thank you to all of our editors and backstage guys for being able to find the most photogenic angles of me for all of these promo videos that we do now.
	It's incredible.
	Hard work.
	All right.
	That's not right.
	You got the wrong one up, Samson.
	Have I gone the wrong way?
	So, there we go.
	So, basically, we're going to talk about London and why it's safe and vibrant, you racist.
	So, if you don't think London is the safest, most vibrant city ever, you're basically a big racist.
	And this has been blowing up online.
	And I'm not quite sure who put the memo out.
	It seemed to start with Fraser Nelson's article saying why Britain is totally safe and has no crime, and sort of go on from there.
	And it's led to a series of people posting, and it's become the new thing.
	You've got to post that London is safe and vibrant.
	I was only mugged three times.
	I was only mugged three times.
	Really, it's getting better, guys.
	It's normal to have your phone stolen.
	Seth Rogan getting his car broken into an LA.
	That's just city life, bro.
	And we've imported that over here.
	All of the Britnibs are kind of virtue singling.
	London's so wonderful.
	I just used to watch muggings on my street every week.
	Yeah.
	What's more vibrant than phone insurance, after all?
	I got my phone stolen on my high street.
	Yeah, yeah, same to me.
	And now I never get out.
	If I do, I'm like hunched in a corner.
	Yeah, it's ridiculous.
	It's so ridiculous.
	But Lewis Goodall is here to tell you why, in fact, this is all great and normal.
	And it's only Richard Nixon telling you that it's not.
	Really?
	That's a throwback.
	Let's see if we've got a diPress or something.
	This role that the city has come to have.
	And as I say, to some extent, it has been part of sort of right-wing politics for a long time, going all the way back to Richard Nixon, you know, running against the city Republicans in the right-wing setting up cities as being these kind of kind of infernos of chaos, destruction, there's drugs, crime, race tension, race rights, and all of these sorts of things.
	And sometimes there is a kernel of truth to any or to any or all of those things, but they become grossly exaggerated.
	That's been a feature of American politics for a long time.
	We see it more and more in British politics as well.
	We talked about it on the show a little bit before, particularly online and in the online right.
	London increasingly being set up as this kind of hellhole, this kind of dystopian nightmare where crime is completely out of control.
	You can barely walk out of your house without getting beaten up or your possessions stolen from you or taken from you, where fare evasion is completely rampant on the tube where the tube is looking like kind of Gotham City or something like that from a Batman from a sort of 1990s Batman film.
	You know, on and on it, on it goes.
	They're being used usually often in a completely exaggerated way by people who know that they're not really like that for their own political ends.
	I think you can see a day or a direct line, a direct line between that sort of American politics, a politics that Trump has intensified and augmented and a lever that he pulls on whenever he's in a little bit of trouble, which is you say, John, he is at the moment related to the Epstein stuff.
	And you're seeing that being replicated in British politics as well.
	There you go.
	So it comes from Nixon and Trump, not from walking around London with eyes going, oh, this is bad.
	This is dystopian.
	And there's massively declined.
	No, no, we're being manipulated by the ghost of Richard Nixon.
	When an urban youth sticks a knife in your face and says, hands over your wallet, you're like, God damn it, yeah.
	Nixon, why'd you come off the gold standard?
	This was inevitable.
	Yeah, so complete accuracy would always lead to this.
	Insanity.
	So this is where the gaslighting starts.
	It's a very simple debate.
	It's really, we're saying decline is happening.
	We can see it.
	They're saying, no, it's not.
	How dare you bleep your eyes?
	And we'll get into why I think that is later.
	Did he make his single argument?
	Well, he did.
	What he argued.
	Other than just saying, oh, it's just the right-wing scaremongering, which isn't actually, he's not substantiated with anything.
	He's just contradicting it and hoping that with the weight of the mainstream media behind him that people will just shrug their shoulders and go, eh, all right.
	But he's really giving the game away here, right?
	So he accepts there is a kernel of truth to the fact that London is a scary place to go these days.
	And then he exaggerates massively what we're saying about London.
	I'm not saying that every single person is being stabbed all the time in London.
	It's just there is a generally higher rate of crime and it creates a kind of atmosphere of intimidation.
	And this is a direct consequence of the diversification and the liberalization of London.
	But notice the thing that he says there.
	It's like, particularly, the online right are promoting this narrative.
	It's like, well, one, it's true.
	I know because we went there the other day, we covered it earlier in the week on the podcast, that there was literally some angry Afghan immigrant who was attacking people at the conference we were at on Saturday.
	I was literally meters away in the building and outside, the police are tasering some Afghan, right?
	So it's like, okay, well, look, I'm seeing a lot of this.
	But two, what he's saying there is the online right are being very influential.
	We're saying these things and suddenly everyone is believing what we're saying because we're presenting evidence to substantiate what we're saying.
	And so now he, in his sweatiness, is like, the online right keeps saying this thing and everyone's believing them for some reason.
	No, it's not true.
	It's not true.
	It's like, well, sorry, Lewis.
	You sound like you're dancing to our tune here.
	Yeah, you just sound like you're coping.
	And you say he's sweaty.
	He isn't, to be fair, in Las Vegas, Nevada, which is where you generally comment on London from.
	And by the way, Carl, tasering someone, that's actually a win when they actually get the taser out.
	Mostly they just let people run round.
	Yeah, I know, I know.
	Well, he attacked the police vehicle.
	He smashed off the wingmirl of the police vehicle because they wouldn't have done it.
	I was just hoping it was normal policy.
	Oh, God, no, no.
	Sorry, video on that.
	So, Lewis carries on and says, so many sad little bots on here triggered by actual facts about a city they certainly don't live in and probably haven't visited for years, if ever, pathetic.
	Bots can't get triggered.
	I know.
	So you're conceding that it's actually people that you're dehumanizing and demeaning by calling them bots and calling them bots.
	He at best means, yeah, trolls.
	But the funny thing is, I replied to this one with a tweet saying, I've lived here 17 years, the decline is real.
	I mean, I moved in, I lived in London 2007, 2007, left for a bit, came back since 2009.
	I've seen it since then.
	And other people have all weighed in saying, yeah, I've been here my whole life.
	It's got so much worse.
	So this claim of we just don't live here is, of course, a straw man, as is the one he mentioned in the video, which is, oh, all these right-wingers have suddenly been mugged in the last two days.
	I haven't seen anyone say that.
	I haven't seen anyone come out and say, I got mugged yesterday.
	We haven't done that.
	I watched a load of violence happening to other people, though.
	Right, Christ.
	It's a general perception, and it's things that have happened to us.
	You know, I got my phone stolen, but it's not right-wingers have all been mugged yesterday.
	We're not as transparently, even if we were going for some sort of psyop, we wouldn't be as dumb as that.
	That's what these guys did.
	But notice how they have to radically caricature what we're on.
	Oh, yeah, of course, of course.
	And Vicki Sprat, who I had to check was a real person.
	I clicked on a bio and I still wasn't sure she wasn't parody.
	And I googled it, and I still wasn't totally.
	Can we hover the mouse over a bio?
	She's a kind of Orwell Prize finalist.
	Well, that's appropriate.
	Oh, right, yeah.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, okay.
	Yeah, yeah.
	She writes to the eye paper, right?
	Yeah, so it's about the truth of your eyes and ears.
	Well, the final commandment, that one.
	Yeah, the final mandate of the party is to believe them above reality around you.
	But what I found really interesting about this is that Lewis is basically rallying the Brit Libs, sort of like the upper-middle-class libs who live in the white Areas of London in their gated communities.
	Yes.
	Do you mean in their vibrant communities, Carl?
	I do.
	Because the word vibrant is the key word here.
	It comes up again and again.
	Lewis is right.
	Last night I wandered around North London.
	A warm evening, more outside dining than ever before.
	Friends and families out eating and drinking.
	Takeaway pizza in the park.
	In many ways, London feels more vibrant and welcoming than when I was growing up here.
	I'm sure it does in her background.
	I'm part of London.
	Someone had a pizza in the parks, thus you didn't get stabbed.
	I'm sorry.
	Her book that she's got, author of Tenants, and I look it up.
	It's from 2022.
	It's a book about the people on the front line of Britain's housing emergency.
	You could write an entire 350-page book about why there's a housing emergency, and you're still more vibrant than ever.
	Vibrant multicultural London.
	Okay.
	Housing emergencies are part of vibrancy.
	They're very vibrant.
	Listen, it's all just crony capitalists.
	Which part of it?
	Oh, nothing else.
	Nothing else.
	It's the rich, the bankers and the bonuses.
	The bonuses.
	The bankers are bonuses.
	That's what creates vibrance.
	Rebecca Reid, I feel a little bad because she said to me, oh, we've had nice exchanges at GB News.
	We actually haven't.
	I think she's mistaken me for another straight white man, which happens a lot.
	But I took down another one where she was doubting the veracity of it.
	But this one, she says, I live in the same area of London where I grew up.
	In the 90s, noughties, it feels equally as safe as it ever did.
	There's absolutely some crime, but fundamentally pretty safe.
	The only major change is that I cannot afford anywhere near as much house as my parents could.
	But then luckily, PJW is there to say, that's not what you said two months ago.
	Before, everyone got the London is safe and vibrant gaslighting memo.
	So before this, she'd said, I live down the road.
	I threw it in.
	She said, from where I grew up in southwest London, as a child, there were muggings every week, and I regularly watched a woman.
	Can I say that word, Carl?
	Something in the street in daylight.
	15 years on meaningfully changed that I can afford a house half the size of my parents once.
	She regularly watched it.
	She just stood there with a notepad.
	Interesting, fascinating.
	But the thing is, what I like about this is she can plausibly claim that, look, I'm not contradicting myself.
	I said that it feels as equally safe as it ever did.
	Well, it just didn't feel safe.
	It's always been terrible.
	Yeah, it's always been terrible.
	Yeah, but it's true.
	They all got this memo.
	It is very weird.
	Whether Fraser Nelson started, whether it's organic or whether it's not organic, the weird part is why are they so desperate to say it's safe and vibrant?
	And we'll get more into that.
	I can tell you at the end if you want.
	I've got my own ideas as well.
	Stadlin.
	Stadlin.
	It's hard for me to link to Stadlin because he's blocked me, but I've picked up via PJW.
	Stadlin says, crime.
	So he originally said, just a quick reminder that despite having some issues, phone theft being one, London is an incredible city, and I'm very, very proud to be a Londoner.
	And then, of course, PJW, you've changed your tune.
	Earlier, Stadlin had said, crime in London seems to be out of control.
	I've lived here all my life and never known it like this.
	The Prime Minister of Mayor of London needs to get a handle on it.
	Shoplifting, dangerous driving, drugs, phone theft, sort it out.
	This was only the end of last year as well as eight months.
	December.
	And the thing is, what happened to him?
	He was standing on the street with this phone out, and some urban youth drove by and stole it.
	And he was just like, oh, and then he posted it online, foolishly enough.
	And then just the next tweet, and I was like, there's so much racism in these replies.
	I didn't see the skin colour of the guy.
	Yes.
	But yeah, no, I wonder if I can divine it.
	And before that, he'd put almost the sort of, almost just ridiculous, tempting fate of saying, I've never been mugged in London and never will be.
	And you've got to wonder, like, is it just pure engagement farming?
	Is it humiliation, fetish?
	It's just like, why would you post?
	I've never been mugged, never will be.
	It's like, countdown to totally getting mugged.
	But I think there's a divine order of the universe.
	Right, right, right.
	I got it.
	He's feeling left out.
	He's not been enriched yet.
	So he thought that he would tempt fate.
	He'd sound the alarm.
	Oh, I've not been mugged yet.
	Oh, I've got some nice valuables on me.
	Look at this phone.
	I've got a great, and he's got a, you know, he's got an inherited money than the big house.
	Don't sue me if that's not true, Matthew.
	Great guy.
	Zoe Garner's one of my favourites.
	I bleeping love London.
	It's brilliant.
	Best city on earth.
	I walk around the centre, the south, the east, the north, on my own, dressed as I like, after dark.
	I am safe.
	What?
	My name has come from every background on earth, usually mixed up in every house on the street.
	It's great.
	You sad racist F's are just jealous.
	Sunglasses emoji.
	That was the most ridiculous.
	So jealous.
	Haven't been groped by a migrant yet.
	Losers.
	She's like boasting that, like, look at me.
	I'm sick.
	It's like really weird.
	Sexual assault in London is up four times what it was 10 years ago.
	There you go.
	And the tone of it, given that, is absolutely insane.
	The only time I ever felt scared to walk after dark in my area of London was after Sarah Everard disappeared.
	A white cop killed her.
	We remember white balls, the problem.
	Obviously a horrible case, but why the hatred of white people, Zoe?
	Look in the mirror, you weirdo.
	It's an S-test, man.
	What she wants is for us to just basically ignore her.
	Yeah.
	She's the person that makes these infuriating TikTok videos about minimizing migrant crimes by saying it's a tiny percentage as if any amount of sexual assaults on children is fine.
	And I love this one at the end.
	I hope to live here till I'm old.
	I hope to be a street smart old granny knowing all the best local places to eat that haven't changed in decades.
	I hope to never become scared of what's new or what a man in a suit tries to tell me.
	And for that, I hope to always live in London.
	She loves men in suits.
	Who is this man in a suit telling her London is bad?
	G-Man?
	Must be you.
	Yeah, I guess it's me.
	The smoking man with X-Files.
	Zoe, when we win, I'm going to deport you from London.
	Back to the Cotswolds or wherever you're from.
	There was an old Leon Herring sketch.
	Or is it the businessman in his suit and tie?
	It's like, it sounds like that.
	It's so ridiculous.
	Real problem.
	That's Zoe.
	Who is one of the worst people, in my opinion, in the country?
	Super Tansky.
	Do you think with these people?
	Do you think every single time they're called up on whatever group chat they may or may not be part of to defend?
	Oh, God, another migrant's raped someone.
	Oh, God, another migrant's murdered somebody.
	Do you think there's just like a little bit in the back of their head that goes, why is this the only thing I'm ever called to cover for?
	Right, right.
	I wonder, like, why am I never asked to cover up like a white police officer having like murdered someone?
	Like, do they ever.
	Do you think there's just a smidge of self-awareness there?
	No, but I don't think they're in group chats either.
	I think this is a natural response from them when they see this.
	Oh, no.
	Multiculturalism is endangered.
	But I do also believe that.
	You know, maybe it doesn't.
	It doesn't need to be.
	Maybe they're all just so well programmed.
	Yeah, no, I genuinely believe they're so well programmed.
	It doesn't need to be called.
	That's a good question.
	But Super Tanski, three young lads dressed all in black that the Utes would probably call roadmen stopped me as I was walking today.
	Why?
	So one of them could sincerely compliment me on my pink, sparkly, jelly shoes.
	Such a lovely bunch of lads.
	Don't believe the BS.
	Oh, come on.
	This is shoe-loving roadmen who are just so nice.
	This is what a middle-aged woman from Bristol thinks the minority you can.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah, seconds before death.
	Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
	Being beaten with a sparkly shoe.
	I don't even know the accent.
	I can't think of their accent.
	I was like, oh, look, nice, sparkly shoes.
	Nice sparkly shoes.
	Phone's gone.
	The watch has gone.
	Come on.
	No, no, no.
	She's actually missed out part of the story.
	She wanted to keep it humble because it was so that no one would believe that immediately after a five-year-old came up and said, This is what look at the cultural London is all about.
	Then everybody clapped.
	Yeah, they lifted her onto her shoulders, declared her queen of the UK, and marched off into the sunset.
	If you saw these, you would do the same.
	She's included the shoes.
	No one believes this.
	Let's have a look.
	Ash Sarka's on board.
	Good old Ash.
	Who am I to say whether it's true or not?
	But it's remarkable how many right-wing influences have reported getting mugged in London in the last few days alone.
	Literally zero.
	I've lived here my entire life.
	I've had guys on e-bikes try to nick my phone twice in that whole time.
	I've lived in London my whole life and I've only been mugged twice.
	Well then you're much luckier than most, I suppose.
	Yeah, exactly.
	I retweet this: look, it's just not normal to get mugged in England.
	Most English people have never been mugged.
	Yeah, when I walk around my hometown, I never worry about the threat of being mugged.
	Right, right, right.
	Maybe if I was Nick's size, I would.
	But I don't worry about it.
	He's going to do this.
	He found out before the podcast I can bench quite a lot.
	And he was.
	Oh, now he's jealous.
	So he started to try and he's coping and seething.
	Where you said I didn't look the type.
	It's cope.
	A lot of coping is seething over here.
	You can't let people know that we actually get on.
	You saw my dips.
	You saw my dips.
	I don't even do dips.
	You're half red.
	Getting back to the point.
	Getting back to the point.
	In most towns and cities across the country, you're not worried about being mugged.
	No, not a lot of this in Ambleside, I've got to say.
	But so my question here is: Are we doing graphs?
	Are we doing anecdotes?
	There's an awful lot of anecdotes there.
	Fraser Nelson started us off with the graphs.
	And I ignore your anecdote.
	Look at my big graph.
	And what Danny Fungston said, he quotes, does this work?
	He quotes Fraser Nelson's article, which is about crime in Britain generally.
	And he says, the quality of responses to this have been stunning.
	A load of people who think either insults about WEF is a convincing argument, or that it's enough to just assert that it's delusional, or who seriously think the best way of measuring crime over time is to wander around until you encounter a criminal.
	And yet we've just seen all those people doing exactly that.
	And I just put it next to one from Damien Lowe.
	He says, just had a very uneventful day in London.
	Work, cycle, play football.
	It's always calm and pleasant.
	Much more boring than many puts a random and many would have you believe.
	But don't let the doom, gloom, and big helping of lies get you down.
	Right.
	So I wasn't mugged today.
	Right.
	Therefore, there are no problems in London.
	So sorry to quote myself, but I say, remember, your anecdotal experience of London means nothing.
	It's all about the graphs.
	But also, someone's positive anecdotal experience can be used against you at any time.
	So, that's the paradox of the graph.
	So, they want to use.
	I made someone delete his account by just posting the graph of sexual assaults in London.
	I just kept posting this graph.
	He was like, that's got nothing to do with us.
	No, no, it's the graph of sexual assaults.
	And eventually, you just deleted his account.
	Yeah.
	It's just like that.
	I know, I'm not even.
	It'd be a very difficult argument to make as well, given that London has been clearing out of English people.
	That as their population has reduced, they've just all decided to go feral and go on a rape spree.
	We're the minority now, guys.
	I've got to do it.
	Yeah, and you guys have made the case so much.
	I'm not even bothering making the case for the decline.
	This is more like the moronic response.
	And so, to me, I ask what brings all these people together.
	I'm sorry, I've quoted myself again.
	I say that London is vibrant.
	The London is vibrant and safer than ever crowd of a strange alliance, ranging from fake conservative establishment types like Fraser Nelson to leftists like Ash Sarka.
	All that unites them is the implied claim that the erasure of native Brits is a good thing.
	Because I can't see anything else, because what links those people?
	Well, Ash Sarka has her in-group reference famously where winning lads, only half joking, says that.
	And also, leftists want to dismantle the West.
	And what does Fraser Nelson have?
	Well, he's a possible person who sees himself as part of the establishment and sort of running cover for it and maintaining it.
	But what are they both trying to do?
	They're both saying multiculturalism is amazing.
	You want to point out the decline and the changing demographics and what that's led to.
	But we instinctively want to defend that.
	Because what else brings Ash Sarka and Faze Nelson together?
	Just regime good.
	And why?
	It's commitment to the multicultural liberal order.
	Thank you.
	Did you read through her book yet?
	I haven't read it yet.
	I'm excited for when you do.
	So I'll need to give it a read because I want to hear how she's going to try and cover, or if she'll even address her we're winning lads when her whole book seems to be trying to be like, oh, identity politics is so 2016.
	We're past that now.
	No, I haven't read it yet.
	But yeah, no, that's the thing, right?
	Fraser Nelson views himself as like the cosmopolitan overlord of the liberal project.
	And Ash Sarkar is the product of the Liberal Project.
	And the problem that they have, and this is implicit in all of their statements, is the.
	So six months ago, they were all like, oh, God, yeah, there's loads of crime around London because there is loads of crime around London.
	And this was a building problem they could feel.
	And what the right has successfully done, and Lewis said it at the beginning, the online right has successfully cast this as a necessary consequence of liberalism itself.
	Yes.
	And they have to go now, oh no, actually, there's no crime because they can't say that it's not a necessary consequence of liberalism itself because Lee Wang Q or whatever it is from Singapore is always glowering over their shoulder going, you need a hellish tyrannical dystopian state if you want this to work.
	And so they know it is absolutely a consequence of multiculturalism.
	Yeah, that is fascinating.
	So they've just tried to do a vault fast, even though we've just seen them say crime's terrible mere months ago.
	Incredible.
	And Lewis kind of sums it up in this video, really.
	Just before we start this one, this one is the one in which he gives the whole game away.
	Gives the whole game away.
	I said that to you yesterday.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Yeah, he gives the whole game away.
	It's so clear.
	Let's just play from this point.
	I think, John, half of the people that have been coming for us over the course of the last week and who constantly invoke this particular politic, most of them probably have never been to London.
	Or they haven't been to London recently.
	They certainly don't live there.
	I have been...
	Astonishing how many of these far-right accounts seem to have been mugged in the last 24 hours alone.
	Seems to have had remarkable that.
	Nonsense.
	It's remarkable that in the last 24 hours, they've been walking around the streets of London and have been subject to personal muggery or whatever it happens to be.
	And the truth is, is that most of it is complete bollocks.
	Most of it is just nonsense.
	Most of it is a lie.
	Most of it is made up.
	Why do they do it is the interesting thing.
	And I think they do it because London, and not just London, but the big cities as well, it embodies the politics that they abhor.
	Their entire shtick, their bullshit, is predicated on the idea that multiculturalism, people from different backgrounds, contemporary liberalism, if you like, all the things that have made up liberalism over the last 10, 20, 30 years, that if you have these things, that it will inevitably lead to a sort of civil war.
	It will lead to social breakdown.
	That you have these people living side by side.
	It cannot happen.
	And in particular, they focus on Muslims.
	If you've got a lot of Muslims somewhere, it will just inevitably, inexorably, reflexively lead to a kind of civil breakdown.
	It doesn't.
	It doesn't.
	I mean, has this guy ever heard of Muslim countries?
	He says it doesn't.
	But we have civil unrest.
	Everyone's predicting further civil unrest.
	We've had Manchester Arena, Grooming Gang, South Point, daily migrant sexual assaults.
	What more do we need?
	Literally every single day, a new day.
	Migrant rapists.
	But look, look how desperate he seems, right?
	Think about who he's proselytizing to, right?
	Yeah, I'm sure he's still in Nevada or whatever.
	But either way, I mean, it's not that they don't have AC everywhere.
	Go inside.
	So you're not like a weird, sweaty ranter about how they're just lying.
	They're just lying, bros.
	But who's he proselytizing to?
	He's not proselytizing to you or me because the regular person.
	Because the regular person's like, no, I'm genuinely scared to live in London, right?
	He's proselytizing to the Brit Lib.
	He's saying, no, keep the faith.
	This is all part of the plan because, as he just said, this is the product of contemporary liberalism.
	I replied to him going, thanks for saying that this is liberalism, Lewis.
	You saved me a lot of time having to prove it because if you're just going to claim it, This is a locker room pep talk for the libs.
	Exactly.
	Keep pushing the lies, guys.
	They're saying that this world we can see outside is tied in some way to political decisions our leaders have made.
	So don't let that get around.
	Exactly.
	And so he's like, yeah, this is the opposite of the world that they want.
	It's like, that's true.
	I don't want a crime-ridden, dystopian hellhole that's like the bazaar of Baghdad that I have to walk around feeling like an alien.
	I don't want that.
	He sees himself in his head as Al Pacino giving the speech to his football team, like, we're going to do it, boys.
	And then they actually push through and they win the date.
	The liberal lies we need are all around us.
	Yeah, yeah.
	But the fact that he is prepared to go, yeah, no, this is all liberalism.
	This is the plan, right?
	Yeah.
	To have this multicultural hellhole in which it's rampant crime.
	And there are other bits in this where he's like, yeah, I accept that sex assaults are way through the roof.
	I accept that robberies are through the roof.
	This isn't great.
	This is all things we have to work on.
	But this is the plan.
	Trust the plan.
	Stay on the rails.
	We can get there.
	And the question, why?
	Like, if he does all the bad stuff, why?
	The worst part is there are some assumptions underpinning it, I think, mainly motivated by propaganda brainwashing and white guilt.
	That on some level, the bad things happening to people, well, they deserve it.
	It's normal.
	They are white, aren't they?
	They are English.
	They're the benefactors of imperialism around the globe.
	This is just their own consequences coming back to get them.
	So I'm going to be more generous towards Lewis.
	I don't think that he is a self-hating white person in that way.
	What I think it is, is Lewis views himself as a kind of savior, right?
	Remember, other countries, evil, terrible.
	That's why we get them all over here.
	That's why we can't deport people.
	Deporting people is deporting them into hell, basically.
	I thought we were also evil.
	Well, we are, but we're not evil when we're sufficiently liberal, right?
	Now, yeah, granted, there are lots of problems that come with this, but the more we maintain this sort of metaphysical liberalism over the country, the more morally correct we are.
	And that's what the Brit Lib is appealing to.
	It's like, no, no, no, I'm morally correct.
	It's like, okay, but you're getting loads of girls raped.
	You're getting loads of kids stabbed.
	You're getting all of these, you know, properties burgled, all these phones stolen.
	It's like, yeah, I know.
	It's not perfect.
	The ends are worth the means.
	But we're moral people.
	The ends are just what being moral and self-satisfied, smug moralism from the lib is the issue.
	If we have a bit of any time, I thought we'd show you some of the reality.
	I mean, there's just a quick one.
	London tube at 9 a.m.
	And that's just typical.
	I mean, I was getting the tube three times a week doing that GB news show at 12 a.m.
	And the things I saw, you wouldn't believe the things I've seen.
	It's like the end of Blade Runner.
	The things I've seen, shoes off is normal.
	Drugs.
	I got used to the same few crack addicts at the same place.
	I was like, oh, it's them again.
	And like, no shoes, one sheep bones.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Just chaos.
	And I would just, it became this kind of like taxi driver diary.
	I just text it to my group, like the others from headlines, and it would just be like, I wish I had some examples like this, which is every night of chaos and every night, the Robert Travis Bickle gone.
	But we can thank Lewis for literally characterizing that state of affairs as contemporary liberalism, a politics we're opposed to.
	No, he's right.
	This is what contemporary liberalism.
	Yeah, no, but this is this, yeah, and you're opposed to the politics of these cities that bring this into being.
	It's like, yes, I damn well am, because I am a responsible human being who cares for the future of my country.
	Yeah, and this was a good post.
	Quite long.
	Carr actually sent me this one.
	And this sort of sums it up, really.
	From AJ, or however it's pronounced.
	Rant, London, my London.
	The decline and decay of London is really happening.
	And honestly, it's depressing to see.
	I'm a born and raised Londoner.
	I've lived all over the city, worked in even more places, and spent time in pretty much every corner of it.
	I know this place like the back of my hand: the good, the bad, the weird, and the wonderful.
	It's my city.
	I love this place.
	Sometimes I hate it, but it's a relationship you have with your hometown, right?
	You're allowed in it.
	But right now, it's not just a love-hate thing.
	It's grief.
	I feel probably gutted watching it go downhill like this.
	And it's happening fast.
	You blink and everything's shifted.
	On the surface, London might still look the same, the skyline, the landmarks, the rush.
	But underneath it all, something's cracked.
	The edges are frayed.
	The soul's gone a bit cold.
	Take a proper look, step out of zone one, or even just walk home instead of getting the tube and tell me you don't feel it too.
	Or get the tube.
	Homelessness is everywhere now.
	Central London at night looks like a rough sleeper's encampment.
	People in sleeping bags lining the shop fronts, tents on the bridges.
	There are actual communities of men living in parks, tucked away in bushes, under flyovers, even on Bloody Park Lane.
	You know how mad that is.
	Park Lane used to mean monopoly money in five-star hotels.
	Now it's tents and people defecating in bushes.
	Crime's gone up, and no one's even shocked anymore.
	It's like we've all just got used to it.
	You see someone blatantly shoplifting and no one bats an eyelid.
	No one does a thing.
	Even security guards just watch, maybe film it, and that's about it.
	Because what's the point?
	Nothing happens.
	Fair dodging, that's just standard now.
	If you pay full price for your travel, you're the mug.
	That's how it feels.
	People on public transport are aggressive.
	And London's got a whole new soundtrack these days.
	Click, click, click, the electric word of stolen or unpaid for e-bikes flying past you at 30 miles per hour.
	Peter Hitchens there.
	No helmets, no lights, no fear, just balaclavas and delivery bags weaving through traffic like it's a video game.
	Absolutely.
	Phone snatching is so bad they've actually put warning signs on the pavement.
	That absurd thing we saw from Curry's was it?
	A rape is reported every single hour in this city.
	That's not just crime.
	That's a full-blown crisis.
	Graffiti's everywhere now, even on the bloody tube, littering, fly-tipping, mattresses dumped on pavements, bin bags split and splitting into the road.
	It's like no one gives a toss anymore because why would they?
	But it's not just the stats or the mess, it's the feel of the place.
	London's never been soft and fluffy.
	We know that.
	We're not known for our warmth and random chats at the bus stop.
	It's not our culture, but there used to be, I don't know, a buzz, a pride, a bit of mutual respect, even in the chaos.
	Now it's like everyone's angry.
	Everyone's done.
	Everyone's ready to snap.
	Don't know how much I want to do, but it's a whole long poem.
	We experienced all of this when we went down to London for the conference.
	Yeah.
	And it's too long of us, but there's a good bit about people begging.
	What's with the begging at traffic lights?
	That's back now.
	This is the thing.
	See, if I got the tube back from at 12 a.m., it was utter dystopian Gotham chaos.
	But if I got the taxi, sometimes I was like, I can't face that, or whatever reason, I've missed the tube.
	There'd be beggars coming up to the taxi, which I'd only ever seen in LA before this.
	And one time, one night, just a naked guy just wandering around the middle of the road.
	Just a naked guy.
	You're like, is the window shut?
	It's like, I've never seen that before, but this is recently in London.
	This is.
	The only deal is you give him money, he puts some pants on.
	What about the guy?
	I'm sure you covered you there on the tube.
	No trousers, screaming F off.
	This is normalizes every day.
	And she goes on.
	And this is liberalism.
	This is the point of liberalism.
	This is what they want to bring about.
	And you being opposed to it is just you being political and being an agent against them.
	Yeah, she cites, queuing is gone.
	It's just a melee.
	You've got weekly Palestine aggressive marches, delivery riders, hundreds of them like a fleet.
	On and on and on.
	Completely Oxford Streets, dodgy.
	And it's not just how cities evolve.
	It's decline.
	She clearly says this is decline.
	And it's her home.
	And she's seen it all happen.
	And she shares a few pictures of graffiti on tube, the homeless sleepers lined up, the tents.
	And you've got it all.
	I mean, and I see this everywhere as well.
	Finsby Park Tunnel, loads of places, just disgusting.
	Tents, that was the, and there were the ridiculous signs.
	Mind the grab, completely absurd.
	So that's where we are.
	Feral urban youths, mind yourself.
	So I shared my experience.
	I just said, look, I walk around London every night at 2 a.m. holding out my brand new iPhone, shouting, take it, I'm vulnerable.
	And not once has anyone stopped me except to tell me how to make perfect jerk chicken.
	London is the safest and most vibrant city ever.
	And if you disagree, you are actual scum.
	And the amount of people I got, you can even see one there.
	Women can't do the same.
	The amount of people I got taking that seriously made me want to kill myself.
	I'm like, I can't make my satire much more broad than this guy.
	I really can't.
	And you might have people attacking me with reform.
	Well-known shit, lib.
	Well, on the house.
	I know.
	Check any of my other tweets.
	Or just look at that tweet with your brain switched on.
	The amount of people.
	And people saying, Well, what were the recipes?
	Two of them.
	How do I make that j?
	Two of them have reform in their bio.
	I'm not even making this up.
	It's like your brain on reform.
	I mean, I said, once again, no matter how broad the parody of the 50 IQs will always arrive, take it seriously.
	But anyway, that's my experience.
	But here's my little bit of advice.
	Sorry to put my own tweets in, but here's a little bit of advice: next time you see a deranged man from an incompatible culture with no trousers on, screaming F off repeatedly, simply keep calm and return to your Fraser Nelson article.
	And then somebody's like, Fraser Nelson's a reason.
	You don't already know this.
	I know, and I've put, but instances of that are down on the hole, despite what poppers travel houses they tell you.
	So that is excellent.
	That is that.
	Lee says, I see the London shitlib's got the latest patch.
	Honestly, I don't think it is.
	I think this is all just core in their programming, frankly.
	Oh, it's the shitlib podcast Teal Deer about this.
	They say they didn't say anything that proved it or said that we were wrong.
	Well, that's because we're not wrong.
	Good news, lads.
	Ricky Jones has been found not guilty, feel for the fire.
	And will we talk about it?
	Yeah, it happened a bit too soon this afternoon for us to cover it.
	But we will, of course, cover it.
	Yes.
	All right.
	So the left's been looking for a solution to the masculinity crisis for a while now because the left has had a lot of trouble attracting disenfranchised young men onto their side.
	And it's not difficult to see why when it's incredibly well, it's incredibly feminine-coded way of thinking about the world and way of complaining about the world.
	They're also like, we hate you because you're a man.
	They also hate you, and all of the people that they put forward is Twinks.
	So they've had this big trouble trying to put forward their own Joe Rogan.
	Because Joe Rogan, he's a manly man who appeals to men.
	I'm not a fan of everything he does or says, but I can see the appeal that a lot of people have for him.
	He's funny.
	He's interesting.
	He does like kickboxing and stuff like that.
	He's in good shape.
	Whatever.
	That's attractive to a lot of young men.
	Left, who do they have?
	Twinks.
	Hassan Bike.
	Twinks, trans and women.
	The left is an explicit anti-straight white male coalition.
	That's exactly the point of the left.
	And they literally write articles against testosterone and against going to the gym.
	They literally say that's right.
	I can't remember who I said to you.
	Maybe it was one of you, maybe it was here.
	The fact they look at Joe Rogan, a completely organic phenomenon, and they say, we need our own one of those.
	Throw some money at it.
	It's like, not really how it works.
	He's just a person.
	He was a comedian.
	Then he had some interest.
	Then he said some things and he did some TV a few times.
	He said the N-word a bunch of his now multi-million dollar podcast.
	Yeah, well he built the Pogasini from very early on over years and years from his own endeavors through talent and creativity and hard work.
	And left are going, how do we replicate this?
	It's like, be good at stuff.
	A focus group, I don't know.
	They have their solution now.
	They have the man with the progressive brain in the MAGA body.
	Yes.
	That being Hassan Pika.
	And I'll take a look at the big campaign that's been going on to push him recently because this is definitely a push.
	Like all of the major news outlets have, for the past few months, been doing big puff pieces on him.
	Problem is, the latest one he did with GQ has backfired just a little bit and kind of goes to show why it is that this is not attracting young, rowdy, manly men.
	Because young, rowdy, manly men typically don't want to be gay bears.
	Really?
	Except for maybe the gay ones.
	And even they're getting right-wing now.
	But first, buy Islander.
	It's still available on the website, along with exercising to promote your physical health.
	You should read this to promote your intellectual health because there are wonderful articles in here and fantastic aesthetic design as ever from Rory.
	So please buy your copy from the website for $14.99 today while stocks still last.
	Anyway, so just the thing as well, every day I get people saying, Can I get Islander 1 or 2 or 3?
	And I'm like, no.
	No.
	They're printed once and they're gone forever.
	Carl has hoarded them all.
	No, no, it's not even that.
	I'm being a total fascist about it.
	Right?
	Where it's like, look, these are a moment in time that speaks to the current like zeitgeist.
	We're not just going to reprint them.
	They're not just like a commercial thing.
	They're kind of like a symbolic thing in that way.
	So I'm being a total Nazi.
	Kind of like the blockchain is kind of like, that's it.
	Kind of, yeah, yeah.
	I've got the first one.
	You can get mine on eBay soon, but that's where I'm signed by Nick Dixon.
	Honestly, who didn't write it?
	I looked at a bunch of the Islander ones and twos are going for like $200 or $300 because we don't reprint them.
	So anyway.
	Should we be asking for our cut of that?
	Hello.
	Hello.
	I don't want to destroy the secondary market.
	What actually happens is that Carl's got them all stuffed in his mattress where they can accrue even more value.
	Anyway, so the latest push has been from GQ magazine.
	And here we see the big promotion tweet that they put out using his biggest quote from it: Medicare for all, TRT for all, Ozempic for all, HRT for all.
	That's my argument.
	So even when they're like, this is what men want, it's drugs to deal with replacement therapy with the fact that you have poor hormones, no testosterone, and are fat.
	So I can't help but notice that there's something weird about this photo.
	I can't quite put my finger on it, but he kind of looks trans.
	He looks like he's just offered me a fucking fantastic deal on a rug.
	He looks kind of trans.
	Like, I don't know what it is, man.
	There's some like.
	I don't know if I'd say he looks trans.
	I don't know why.
	And I can't put my finger on it, but he looks kind of trans.
	I think there's something in the.
	He's always had the jokes about him, right?
	That he's got small head.
	Yeah.
	Broad shoulder, tiny head for small peanut brain.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Yeah, yeah, that's fine.
	And this photograph does not do the head any favours.
	It's kind of from a low angle shot to really emphasize how small the head is.
	Yeah, but he looks like he's lost muscle density and he's gaining sort of like you know hormone therapy fat around the gut.
	Well there might there might be a reason for that.
	Oh, okay.
	There might be a reason for that.
	And I will just preface all of this by saying, like, honestly, I don't actually hate Hassan.
	He seems like if I were a favourite joker.
	And I did find out when I googled him that he actually shares the same birthday as me.
	So in another life, you know, our parents could have organized joint birthday parties, go to the bowling alley, have some pizza together.
	It would have been a wonderful time, Hassan.
	But sadly, that doesn't seem to be what fate had in store for us.
	And, you know, he, you know, I don't hate him.
	He feels like if I didn't talk to him about politics and just sat down and had a beer with him, I could get along.
	You getting sucked into the alt-left pipeline?
	He's a bro.
	How long has he been?
	He's like the leftist bro.
	Some would argue I already have.
	But it's when it's stuff like this, it really doesn't look great.
	And we'll get to the article, but first, some of the reactions to this alone, you had people saying, like, that's not an argument.
	Yeah, that's not an argument.
	That's not how arguments work.
	That's just a list of demands.
	And you sound like a spoiled toddler.
	Oh, wait.
	Oh, wait.
	And then other people saying, give me orange, give me eat orange, me, eat orange.
	Give me eat orange.
	Give me you.
	Do you know what I mean?
	Quote Hassan Paika.
	You know what?
	That's a parody of.
	Is that the Anna Kasparian saying, give me money?
	Because that's a classic clip.
	So what that's a parody of is that that is the longest sentence a gorilla has ever typed.
	It was Coco the Gorilla, I think it was, where like this was like 16-word sentence or something, and it's just this: give me orange, give me eat orange, give me orange, you give me orange, basically.
	And that it really does fit.
	It does.
	And in the replies to this, people kind of pointing out the kind of thing that you were saying as well, Carl.
	People are starting to go, yeah, like this guy's weird.
	He kind of started to look weird.
	And Hassan Paika was known for a long time as like the really handsome leftist bro Chad.
	Yeah.
	Right?
	But I've always thought, like, in recent years, he started to look really like greasy and kind of schlubby.
	And I don't think the beard does him any favors because it kind of looks dirty.
	He's lost a lot of muscle definition, right?
	Well, he doesn't look strong.
	Yeah, I mean, well, there's more in the article about that as well, which kind of surprised me.
	Nick, you're in particular going to be very pleased by some of the stuff that the article says.
	But there's people saying this dude's physiognomy looks weird.
	I don't understand his body.
	You look at it and you realize there's stuff wrong with it, like some kind of uncanny valley where he's trying to be muscular, he should be muscular.
	But he likes to be.
	The article's hilarious.
	I don't do physical appearance attacks because I hate it when people do it to me.
	I'm just used to it.
	I'm a principal person.
	I know, but I always think it's the meanest thing, so I'm just so principled.
	Well, when it gets into the things he says, I'm happy to.
	No, that's absolutely fine, but part of the reason the articles backfired is the photographs that were included in it, which are going to be really appealing to a particular male demographic, not the one that they were initially aiming for, right?
	Straight white men not persuaded.
	No, not straight white men.
	You, of course.
	But like, here's Hassan from a few years ago, looking much neater, much more made up, looking good.
	Here's him from last year as cat boy Hassan.
	Yeah, I know.
	Or was it earlier this year?
	And I mean, he's still, he's still ducking Sam.
	He's still ducking Sam.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, well, obviously, yeah.
	Because of course he would, as a real man, would do.
	Yeah.
	As a real man.
	But yeah, like I say, this is all part of this weird coordinated push to try and make Hassan Pika the guy to win over the bros onto the kind of not even liberal democratic, even though, I mean, ultimately, what does he end up advocating for Democrats?
	Well, yeah, but that's the best that he can offer, despite LARPing as a revolutionary.
	He's trying to win white, working-class bro guys over to the left and into properly radical leftist politics, or at least LARPing as such.
	So here's one from March: The Battle for the Bros.
	And here you can see the greasy, green-eyed Turk versus the blue-eyed Aryan sweaty, Chad.
	And of course, this article was about Hassan Pika.
	That's for the New Yorker.
	Back in, I think this was March as well.
	Or was it April?
	It was April.
	The progressive mind in a body made for the Manosphere.
	This one, again.
	I remember that says his Manosphere peers.
	I'm like, is Hassan many in the Manosphere?
	I've never seen it.
	He exists to counter, counter-signal the Manosphere.
	So it's weird that they put him in there.
	Joe Rogan, Hassan Pika, and the art of the hang, which sounds, again, the recurring theme, kind of homoerotic.
	Yeah, it's also leftists kind of figure out how to be normal.
	The art of the hang guys, apparently, you just, you just, apparently, as I understand it, you sit there and just say things to each other.
	It's like your middle-aged dad coming in with a backwards cap and a skateboard.
	Hello, fellow bros.
	Instead, this is a middle-aged purple-head lesbian.
	More recent ones, Hassan Pika, the Himbo Gateway drug to the left.
	Again, though, like, that's not going to attract straight men.
	No.
	That's not going to attract.
	Straight man has ever used the word himbo without slightly retching.
	Yeah, I just did it then just.
	But also, this correlates with the decline in Hassan's own audience, right?
	Because like, you know, a year or two ago, he'd have a lot of things.
	He'd have been overtaken by Asman.
	Yeah, he'd have like 40,000 live viewers on Twitch.
	And now he's down to about 18,000 or something.
	So it's like, that's quite a steep drop.
	And yet they're sort of like, oh, no, we've got to give Hassan the push.
	And I think it's because, frankly, people are sick of him.
	I'm amazed at the numbers he's doing.
	I did a four-hour 38-minute scene.
	I thought, well, that's quite long.
	He does like 10 hours a day, apparently.
	12 hours.
	Rookie numbers.
	Yeah, yeah.
	It's the art of a husband.
	He has like eight hours of it as an empty chair with somebody else's video playing.
	But still, that's work, damn it.
	Nap time is included as work time.
	And then another one, like literally just last week, the next generation of progressive pundits is here with Hassan Pika looking disheveled and greasy.
	And then we get the GQ one.
	And you can immediately tell where this is going.
	I mean...
	Yeah, it does, yeah.
	If some photographer and journalist came into my home for a puff piece and asked Harry, can you pose like this for us?
	No.
	No.
	The one that sees the calendar.
	I'd probably spit at them.
	That's a bit moderate for my type.
	But the photos don't get any better.
	Here's him just getting out of the pool.
	Where is it?
	I'll just get it out of the way.
	Here's him sat in the pool.
	And then, where's the worst one?
	Let's get it straight out of the way.
	Come on.
	Here's him in the bath.
	Proof that he's had a bath.
	Well, true, more than most Turks can say.
	With his little rubber ducky.
	Are there any more photos or is that it?
	Or anymore?
	And then there's the photo from the gender photo.
	So we're all noticing that, like, as a straight man, these aren't the kind of activities that I want to see.
	Like, oh, he's so cool.
	Yeah.
	He's so, he's speaking to me.
	He's literally me.
	He's going to be my Ryan Gosling.
	You're saying bros don't have bubble baths.
	You're saying Rogan wouldn't put that.
	He has ice baths.
	It's a big difference.
	He probably does, yeah.
	He probably, yeah.
	No, he does have ice baths.
	He's posted videos of it before where he's like looking like he's about to die in the ice bath.
	But then you start to read the article.
	And it feels like the article should be read in a particular tone of voice.
	So let me see if I can dial that in right.
	Here's how Hassan Pika starts each day working out, shooting the shit.
	It's Monday at 8:30 a.m.
	And we're in the backyard of a house in West Hollywood where there's a makeshift private gym with benches, pull-down machines, and dumbbells galore.
	This is where the 34-year-old political influencer keeps his thirsted afterbody fit, joined by a few other neighborhood characters, including a guy who works on Pod Save America.
	His Bernie's beef game, Kaya, tussles with a few other golden brown dogs as Pika burns through his 70-minute workout, exhausting himself in the process.
	He strips his shirt off.
	An army of girls and gays.
	Not to mention admiring looks, Maxes.
	Would kill to be where I am right now, next to Pika.
	As he pants in a pair of neon shorts.
	I'm definitely tuning into Hassan Pika.
	Who is this app?
	Appealing this.
	Do you know what?
	This is four.
	Despite your that strain, that voice you did, it reminded me more of like a Brett Easton Ellis novel.
	You read the whole thing, it's just like American-size.
	Yes, Mexico acts like a narcissistic monster who's like hanging out by the pool making weird references.
	It's not won me.
	It's not won me over.
	No.
	Bit gay.
	Very gay.
	It is weird.
	It gets weirder when he gets into him quoting and just small.
	Pika's trainers fib to me.
	And this is where you'll be pleased.
	Pika's trainers fib to me about how much he's been bench pressing.
	300 pounds before the real number comes out.
	175.
	His personal best is 285, which is quite impressive.
	But honestly, he's about the same size as me, and he's probably about 20 pounds heavier.
	175 is nowhere near as impressive as I was expecting.
	A benchmark.
	I was at least going to try and be kind and say, well, he probably outlifts me on the big three lifts, right?
	But when I see that, I'm shocked.
	I'm shocked.
	Not so impressed, Hassan.
	Gotta be honest.
	Hassan, that's 79 kilograms.
	Yeah.
	That's lower than me.
	I told you the other day I could do three at 85, and I don't think that's not even.
	I mean, he doesn't give his rep ranges, so maybe he's doing three for 10.
	But still, that's nowhere near as good as I was expecting to hear about.
	Especially on all these drugs, he's apparently on.
	Yeah.
	The conversation among the seven men and women grows increasingly unhinged.
	Jokes about semen retention exercises?
	Morphing into a discussion about which Hollywood plastic surgeon is least likely to kill you.
	The Neumeta is ballerina Pikeham uses at one point.
	They start joking that Nick Fuentes is gay, which should make you a big fan of his, where they joke about cat boy porn.
	So he's like catching up to Twitter memes about Fuentes from two years ago at this point.
	Do you know the weirdest thing to me is like everything about this guy, and it kind of is what was said, but the only thing that's leftist about him is he sometimes says leftist things.
	But everything else about him is just a guy out in wherever he is by the pool.
	Is he in Hollywood or whatever that kind of thing?
	He's in LA.
	LA.
	So he's in LA by the pool.
	He's doing all this like, which plastic surgeon do you use?
	Which HRT are you on?
	So he's just the same as any actor or anyone else like that.
	But he goes, oh, Palestine, and he's on Twitch.
	But he's not really in anything.
	He's giving me stuff for free.
	Yeah, but he's not out there like working on the infrastructure and like how are we gonna you know he's not it's not like starlin stuff it's like it's just a gym it's just an actor basically yeah instead in the interest of time can we get to the conclusion on this one oh yeah yeah all right sure okay all right mine went too long i'm so sorry london was just so vibrant that's all right uh basically the rest of the article just goes on to say about how um he's a leftist He's a massive leftist.
	He's got into trouble with things.
	It goes over his fitness supplement sack, which includes an espresso shot, four creatine pills.
	You don't need to take that much creatine.
	As someone who doesn't know anything about creatine, how many should you take?
	I mean, if it's a five-milligram pill, just one.
	You should just only have to take one.
	And he takes minoxidil and finesteride, where he says, I'm technically on HRT and has PHT blockers for hair loss that he's been taking for years now at this point.
	So that's kind of unclear if he's also on like actual testosterone replacement therapy.
	He's a cocktail of drugs that are hormone replacement.
	Yeah, it might just be a joke about being on FNASFAD.
	That's why I can't tell.
	Yeah, it's kind of unclear, but also he's had like PED allegations in the past.
	So I mean, first things first, Hassan, just let it go naturally, man.
	If your hair goes, your hair goes, it's all right.
	You can mr. like blooming lucky good hair over there.
	But yeah, but you just go to Turkey.
	I'm sure you've got the money.
	Get it.
	Oh, yeah, he could definitely do that.
	Right, he's got, he's doubtless got an uncle or something who does it.
	Yeah, right.
	Like, is this why he looks so sort of bandy?
	It might be.
	If he's taking stuff that's going to mess with his hormones, especially testosterone, if his testosterone's going down because of some stuff that he's taking, he's having to bring it back up with TRT.
	If he's on it, which he might be, given that he advocates for, like, oh, give me TRT for free in this, then, yeah, that can messing with your hormones can do weird things to you.
	Essentially, it might just be that he's just a bit chubbier than he used to be as well.
	He's on birth control because he's gaining weight.
	One of the interesting things in here is that apparently it says further down, it goes into his recent stuff with Ethan Klein and whatnot.
	Ethan Klein destroyed him on it.
	It was great.
	Yeah, with all the other stuff that he's been going on.
	It says that he's been helping.
	Here we go.
	It says, Pika has genuine convictions.
	Remember the web back in 2010s when YouTube was just Ben Shapiro and wrecking bluehead SJWs back in the golden days, Carl.
	Better times.
	Yeah, now there's a cluster of progressive influencers who Pika proudly calls Hassan Abbey heads.
	He co-signs Sean de Black, Chris Kunzler, Jam, and Overzealot.
	He's also trying to mentor new establishment Dem influencers like Dean Withers and Harry Sisson, who it says.
	They need to take HRT to he speaks to personally.
	So Hassan Pika, who's the one who's going to be the draw for young men into being able to join the left and be proud I can still be a man, manly and be on the left, is also now mentoring the Dem Twinks who are part of that one Marine Navy SEAL guy's personal concubine.
	Yep, yep.
	Which is pretty impressive.
	He at least attacks the Democrats.
	See, there I'm with him.
	He says Democrats are look, no one likes him.
	They're fake and lame.
	And he obviously criticizes Israel and I don't agree with this worship of Israel on parts of the right.
	So I'm like, yeah, he's got some points.
	Sure.
	Once again, I don't hate the guy.
	I don't even necessarily disagree with everything he says all of the time.
	I don't hate him.
	I don't really understand a good picture of him.
	And then one of the last paragraphs is basically questioning his mental health.
	Where he's like, saying to him.
	I wonder if starting the stream and doing 12 hours a day every day on Twitch and just shouting at people is good for my brain.
	I wonder what this is doing to my brain.
	I'm sure the hormones are doing just fine.
	Yeah, and then he criticizes Make America Healthy again as effing charlatans, which is where he then drops the Medicaid TRT Ozempic HRT.
	Don't try and be actually healthy, guys.
	Just inject a load of drugs and you will be fine.
	He's a science truster.
	Yes.
	Azempic, there was a thing that came out the other day that Azempic's been making people blind, right?
	And they're viable.
	They're open to a lawsuit on this now.
	And so he's just like, yeah, Zempic for all, trust the science.
	I would never take because people who take it look weird, they lose too much too quickly.
	They lose muscle and they just look weird.
	And I can tell you that's a good thing.
	It's straight away.
	Yeah, I don't like it.
	I would never do it.
	See, I'm too much of a conspiracy theorist.
	I think it's going to kill me.
	Yeah, same.
	Yeah, so not a great sell for him.
	And he has been arguing with his chat over whether it was a good sell or not.
	And is slowly coming over to the, listen, I thought it'd be good at the time, but yeah, I did look pretty gay in it.
	So as far as I can tell, the left still massively struggling to attract young men over to their side because they still hate you and this is the best they've got.
	Bad luck, left-wingers.
	That's Radam.
	I agree with Hassan's take on reparations as a Bulgarian.
	Where are my reparations?
	Good point.
	79 kilograms.
	That's beginner's weight.
	For the time, we're going to have to skip a couple, I'm afraid.
	Once you have 10 Islanders, you can release a hardcover edition with all 10 added memoirs of the Advancement and Growth exclusive.
	Maybe, but I don't know if I want to.
	Hassan loves Houthi and Hezbollahs.
	And Hamas, he is the most fervent terrorist supporter on Twitch.
	Yeah, I mean, he keeps interviewing them.
	And his head is far too small for his body salon.
	That's why he looks like he's got a tiny weird head.
	No, he's always had a tiny weird head.
	I looked at small photos of him, like from like five years ago, and he actually looks strong.
	Like his muscles look quite well defined.
	Now he looks really ropey, like he did.
	He does look like he had bad gyno in some of those pictures, though.
	So he might have actually been on steroids.
	Yeah.
	And yeah, people mentioning, well, they can't get their own Joe Rogan of the left because he was the Joe Rogan of the left.
	Yes, that's right.
	Yes, that is.
	Yeah, I mean, right, let's carry on.
	So you have doubtless watched the Sidney Sweeney Aryan princess.
	Like, I guess we'll call them adverts.
	I think they're adverts.
	Genes.
	I think they're selling something.
	But yeah, the adverts where Sidney Sweeney is there and they're like, Sidney Sweeney has great genes.
	And everyone freaked out because of the double entendre of an obvious pun.
	Yeah, of the obvious pun.
	And there were certain demographics who took this way worse than others.
	Really, really badly, actually.
	Again, like, okay, yeah, haha, very funny.
	But the play here is, of course, Sidney Sweeney is hot.
	She inherits her hotness from her parents.
	Therefore, she has great genes.
	There's a double entendre on the fact that she is wearing and selling jeans.
	Actually, it wasn't something that was advertising Nazism.
	No, Trump would agree.
	He's always on a bad jean.
	Great jeans.
	Tontage of Trump talking about genes.
	Point with this is right.
	Don't admit that you're that jealous.
	Like, it's like that Kate Smith where he keeps posting no one's at her Edinburgh show and saying it's Oasis.
	Like, Kate, stop telling everyone that no one's come to your show.
	It's like, if I was jealous of Sidney Sweeney as a girl, I just don't think I'd like to post me doing a double finger at her.
	I bring across like a resentful name.
	It's so impotent.
	It's like you've just lost.
	You're like, I am not as attractive as you.
	Shakespeare's sky.
	But don't tell everyone.
	Like, thing is, there's quite a lot of pictures of black women, well, fat black women, intentionally and unintentionally just being furious at Sidney Sweeney.
	There's that candid one of Sidney Sweeney just taking an interview with a woman in the background.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, angry.
	But this is something that Sidney Sweeney, it's a cross she has to bear.
	But for being attractive in public and making money out of her attractiveness, now she is the poster woman for Nazism.
	Anyway, a lot of black women have taken this very poorly, as you can imagine.
	What I do have is a problem talking about the best genes and what they are and the wordplay.
	That's where the line has been crossed.
	And say, yeah, it's about her being hot.
	You brought the her being white thing to the conversation because, and you can see this in literally all of their tweets.
	You guys hate what white people and were well aware of this.
	And so the New Yorker was like, Sidney Sweeney has an adoring legion.
	The most extreme of whom wants to recruit her as an Aryan princess.
	And she loves it.
	Yeah, no, she clearly is playing into it.
	Maybe, but like, I found some rogue Telegram groups in which, you know, Hitler Groper 1488 was calling her an Aryan princess.
	I need to mainstream that.
	I need to make that the face of Sidney Sweeney's advertising campaign because that will make everyone go, oh, yes, that's right.
	I don't find Sidney Sweeney sexy.
	That's what they'll do.
	They won't go, oh, okay, well, if that's what it is, then that's fine.
	So this article, remarkable, right?
	Now, this was written by Doreen St. Felix.
	Now, do we want to go through Doreen's tweets before or after the article?
	I can guess.
	You can Google what she's talking about.
	Oh, what a shock.
	Yep.
	She is exactly what you think.
	You can't look at her Twitter account, though, because she's locked it.
	But we have some tweets.
	So before or after, guys, do we want to do them first or not?
	I'll leave it to our guest.
	I don't know.
	I mean, we already know what they're going to be.
	I say after then.
	Okay.
	Right.
	So in this, it's not very substantive.
	But she.
	What a shock.
	Yeah, if you can believe it.
	She goes on about, well, Beyoncé had a jeans advert and nobody cared.
	But then she goes, all of Sidney Sweeney's clips depict her as supplicant, including the one that you've likely seen.
	Sidney's whole body lying supine as a kind of landscape.
	The camera panning over her as she zips up her jeans, cooing, genes are passed down from parents to offspring, often determining traits like hair colour, personality, and eye colour.
	My genes are blue.
	And then it says, Sidney Sweeney has great jeans.
	It's like, yep, that's what Hitler would have designed.
	Yeah, it's just an advertising.
	They thought in an advertising room, this is clever.
	And then Sidney Sweeney says it as an actor, and that's it, really, isn't it?
	Yeah.
	I do think part of it was probably thinking this might also generate anger, which will get more attention.
	Yeah, well, one thing I did say before we honor it, the thing about Sidney Sweeney, she just owns it.
	She's like, hey, I'm hot, guys.
	Here's some soap.
	And where this thing actually, this was all adverts before about 2010.
	Exactly, but now what you have to have, even with the girl Emily Ratichowski thingy, she was in this blurred line, incredibly kind of non-feminist video, but she still will put a post and have to say something about empowerment.
	I'm so empowered, guys, picture of my body.
	Whereas Sidney doesn't bother with that hypocrisy.
	She just goes, I'm hot, guys.
	There it is.
	I might buff.
	See you later.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Oh, no.
	But the thing is, like, at no point is this about race, right?
	At no point, this is about an attractive woman saying, hey, guys, I'm hot.
	Buy my stuff.
	I get paid for this.
	You know, I get paid for this.
	You like sexy women.
	Let's all, you know, work together on this.
	We'll all agree.
	This is a joint.
	No, but that's what it is.
	And especially after having 10 years of, well, fat black women being the main stars of adverts, you know, it's like, okay, it's a return to normalcy.
	And this has been taken as an explicitly racial act.
	The illusion is incoherent, of course, unless we root around for other meanings.
	We don't have to search long.
	Jeans referring to Sweeney's famously large breasts.
	Jeans referring to her whiteness.
	And they're not that big.
	I mean, yeah, they're not that big, but I mean, she's doing fine.
	But then it gets, no, no, no.
	But the thing is, that's the top level.
	We're going to go down level, remember, right?
	Interestingly, breasts and the desire for them are stereotyped as objects of white desire.
	As opposed to, say, the black man's hunger for ass.
	That's a direct quote.
	Hunger, is it?
	That's so weird.
	She wrote it down.
	She wrote it down and went, yeah, that's the artist.
	She was thinking from.
	And then someone proofread it.
	Was like, yeah.
	She's thinking from personal experience.
	It's just nonsense, though, isn't it?
	Are black men famously known for not liking breasts?
	I don't believe that.
	It is.
	It is a bit of a study.
	It's like a famous third.
	I know they've liked the second one, but I didn't know they're known for not liking the first.
	Well, there we go.
	And the fact that Sidney Sweeney is known for her breasts and not her buttocks.
	See, clearly white supremacy.
	There we go.
	She feels like she needs to show more of her ass.
	Yes.
	Yes, exactly.
	That's the solution.
	She's got it now.
	But you can see unpacking it, there's the Nazism underneath it.
	And so, yeah, she says Sweeney is on the precipice of totalizing fame, has an adoring legion.
	The most extreme of all want to recruit her as a kind of Aryan princess.
	To them, she signals, as my colleague Lauren Michelle Jackson wrote, rejoicing in a perceived return to a bygone beauty standard in the wake of all that overzealous feminism they blame on the left.
	Hello, base department.
	Yes, it's not very bygone when everyone still openly prefers it.
	Well, yeah, it's just any study shows this.
	I hate to get all Aryan, but people like hot blonde chicks, don't they?
	You're not thinking.
	It's not Eurocentric of you.
	You're not going to say that's bygone.
	It's not terribly controversial to suggest that actually beautiful women sell things better than very fat women.
	There you go.
	I mean, they did try putting ugly people on advertisements for a long time.
	Then, Jake, you were bombed.
	Yep.
	And she goes on, Stephen Colbert was like, listen, guys, I know I'm a crazy leftist, but I think that maybe you're going a little bit far with this.
	Even I am not persuaded that this is actually Nazi propaganda.
	She says, Colbert, who hosts the late show, not for long, with a persecuted swagger, chastise the outraged who see the ad as master race propaganda, claiming that they were overreacting.
	No, no, guys, this is the jeans company is like, yeah, now's the time for master race propaganda, and we're going to do it via Sidney Sweeney.
	Can't you handle the stupid pun, in other words?
	To be clear, many of us, the Negroes, the queers, the hairy feminists, etc., do not react out of a feeling of personal injury As if the blondness's beauty standard has terrorized us.
	Whom does that terrorize more than the cis white women, honestly?
	To which I say, BS.
	You are acting like this is a personal attack on you.
	It's so weird that you act like this is a bloody personal attack.
	She is a strange figure of hate for the left.
	I was, I told you, the first to do a Lotus Caters segment on Sydney years ago.
	I remember Callum's amusement.
	And it was, I'd put it in there because her family were being attacked for being Trump supporters.
	And now it's come out recently, she's a registered Republican.
	So she's a kind of natural figure of hate for them on multiple levels.
	Wait, Sidney Sweeney is a registered Republican.
	That came out.
	Oh, I didn't know that.
	Yeah.
	Of course, her whole family are Trump supporters, and she would be.
	Well, I mean, go on about it, but she's probably not a very political person.
	I mean, but she, yeah, if her family are like, yeah, cool.
	Yeah.
	I mean, there are other interviews in which Sidney Sweeney says, well, look, I'm just doing this for money because acting doesn't pay the bills anymore.
	But anyway, so yeah, Doreen here has a Twitter account and it was open until very recently where you get some, well, absolute bangers.
	In 2014, she tweeted, quote, I hate white men.
	You're all the worst.
	Go nurse your Oedipal complexes and leave the earth to the Browns and the women.
	And that was on Christmas Eve and all.
	That was.
	Merry Christmas.
	Merry Christmas.
	Thank you.
	Thank you, Doreen.
	That's very nice.
	I'm starting to think that it's not us that have the kind of racial supremacy complex.
	There are loads, absolutely loads.
	These are even worse than I predicted.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Whiteness fills me with a lot of hate.
	Can't really be a prude about that anymore.
	I'm often angry and hateful about it.
	Just sat there on my own, Christmas Eve, seething about white people.
	Never have I felt more that whiteness is the uncanny valley.
	Presumably we don't look human.
	A capital letters at the start of a sentence is an instance of whiteness or something because I can't seem to use a never.
	Well, she's a bit here and there.
	White supremacy is satanic and white people, it's done in your name.
	It upholds every inch of your lifestyle and it threatens every inch of mine.
	Okay, Miss Farrakhan.
	It's going to really suck when we have a white president again back in 2015.
	End of Obama.
	I guess she's not been happy since, to be honest.
	Write like no white is watching.
	So as you can see, I don't think I need to label the point.
	Sadly.
	They were.
	And they were collecting data.
	We literally started a plague apparently in one of these as well.
	Yeah.
	White people don't bathe?
	What?
	It's in their blood, the lack of hygiene literally starts?
	Sounds a little bit jeansy.
	It's in their genes, is it?
	Well, I mean, literally, it's in their blood, she says.
	This is way more eugenics-y or Sydney went.
	Of all of the stereotypes, this weird one that white people don't wash themselves.
	I've never heard that.
	Have you heard of the thing where they're like some like ghetto black types tend to be really, really obsessive over washing your ass?
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	I have indeed watched What's His Face's?
	I know the guy.
	Yeah, I know the one, the book breaking guy.
	Yeah, Tariq Nasheed.
	That's it.
	Taritan Sheed desperately wants you to have a clean ass.
	And for some reason, they just think that white people don't do stuff like that and therefore are just walking around with unwiped asses.
	I mean, as it's really struck that I've heard that white people are the opposite, if anything, like kind of too, you know, nerdy about stuff.
	They're constantly saying, oh, you don't have to wash your hair every day.
	It's like, if I don't, it's greasy, so I wash my hair every day.
	Like, what's the problem?
	Like, it's women that don't wash their hair.
	I've seen that come out.
	There's like a load of tweets about they wash it way less than you think.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Because they can't, because it's a big thing for them.
	They can't apologize.
	But this thing about it's in their blood and we cause syphilis and all.
	I mean, she's talking about like diseases of the past.
	Yes, the past was less hygienic in general.
	But the black plague came from the east anyway.
	It probably came from China.
	So she's not right about that.
	It wasn't to do with washing escape.
	There are still tribes in Kenya that live in like mud and cow dung huts.
	Sure.
	Which is just like.
	Look at these ones.
	Then you get to the real sort of salt.
	Been in love with a lot of men, white, since, but none of them ever called me their girlfriend.
	Team movie stuff I know, but painful.
	Sidney Sweeney comes out and she's just a babe.
	She's the main, the main chick.
	This was a side B. I would be heartbroken if I had kids with a white guy and they didn't look phenotypically black to be honest, whiteness fills me with a lot of hate.
	Can't really be a prude about that anymore.
	Often angry and hateful about it.
	I mean, that is mental.
	That makes so much sense.
	Hell hath no fury than Brown.
	She's admitting that she wasn't the main girlfriend and didn't get the committee relationships.
	Like, could your personality have factored into that?
	And now I'm going to write a hate article about the Aryan princess, Sidney Sweeney.
	Anyway, obviously, she nuked her account, which is a fitting end to someone who really needs to just get a job, just do something else.
	Like, you know, writing's not your thing.
	Anyway, yeah, exactly.
	Just get over it, for Christ's sake.
	But yeah.
	So every time I see that photo, I can hear the pink Spandex screaming for mercy.
	Yeah, I know, right?
	It's just, Jesus Christ, man.
	Like, invented by a white guy, I'm sure, but like, why?
	Why have you done this to us?
	Anyway, let's go to the video comments.
	Assume we have video comments.
	Anne says, I find it interesting that as soon as Trump said that he was going to crack down on crime, the Orwellian gaslighting on crime started not only in the US, but across the pond on the UK as well.
	Well, Naja Farage copied Donald Trump immediately, being like, Britain is lawless.
	We need to reform and fix Britain, blah, blah, blah.
	Because, of course, everything Trump does, Naja Faraz.
	He copied Giuliani specifically on the broken windows thing, which he admitted.
	Yeah, and that got them going, oh no, actually, the crime is a good and necessary part of liberalism.
	So it's not that unexpected, really.
	Let's go to a video from Ben Nevis.
	Excellent views.
	Doesn't look safe or vibrant enough for me, but yeah, this is the side of it that I climbed up when I climbed up it.
	See, I told you, there's a long ridge that goes around.
	Reminds me of being back in the lakes.
	Yeah, it's gorgeous.
	Islander, sweet.
	Good advice.
	I love that you get this glorious view and you're just there, like, don't like it.
	It's not for me, it's not vibrant.
	It reminds me of being back in the lakes, which is my home.
	And the other thing was a joke about London.
	Ah, Harry.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm sorry.
	I was enjoying the views.
	That was all.
	Let's get to the next one.
	And plus, you are a miserable guy sometimes.
	So it was in character.
	Let's go to the next one.
	Let's go to the next one.
	As Harry says, buy the mag, unless you're a fag.
	Fuck.
	That should be the official advert.
	Islander.
	Okay, well, nothing to disagree with there.
	Next one.
	Fully endorsed.
	I'm doing it, guys.
	I'm making conservative art.
	The Kooberling asked me to illustrate his children's plug, and since I only drawn for like 10 months, I said, of course.
	And I don't know how to draw poses freehand yet, so this was my way to get around it.
	Amen.
	Amen.
	So yeah, in a year's time, buy our children's book, please.
	Hey, there you go.
	That's great.
	And as far as I'm aware, a lot of artists do start off with photo references.
	So yeah, that's fantastic.
	Maureen says, the decline is happening everywhere.
	I used to stroll at night through my small towns, listening to music and minding my own business, feeling perfectly safe.
	Two or three weeks ago, a guy got stabbed about 15 minutes away from where I was.
	Exactly one week ago, some drugged up guy tried to grab my dog, started filming me, and tried to block my path when I tried to get away.
	He followed me halfway home.
	I called the cops not because I think they'll help, but because I want to do anything I can.
	The cop I talked to would pass on a note.
	It's still almost every surface outside is at least one protect people, no border sticker on it.
	Yeah, this is like I used to, like in the early 2000s, me and my mates would always go drinking in Swindon.
	And because we lived, you know, a little bit out of town, we'd just have to walk like two miles out, right?
	So he's walking, you know, just staggering home.
	Nothing ever happened.
	I did the same when I was living in Newquay.
	Like, just go out drinking with my mates, walk two or three miles home.
	Nothing ever happened.
	Now, I'm worried about walking around during the day, sober.
	You know, it's just like it's everyone can feel the decline, man.
	Bradley says, my colleague at work is an Indian from the Boris Wave.
	He's a good chap, but I did love it how he said he doesn't like London because it makes him feel like he's back in India.
	Amazing.
	My fiancé is a Bulgarian Turk, and she actually echoes the similar feelings about the UK.
	Yeah.
	Ewan says, that sounds like a play on You Must Think I Was Born Yesterday, but it's not.
	But not, it's, you must think I was mugged yesterday.
	Yeah.
	Hector says, breaking news, Trump will be sending the National Guard to London after seeing its effectiveness in DC.
	Yeah, we need to talk about that at some point, really, don't we?
	Like, Trump sending the troops into DC because of all the crime.
	And they're like, no, no, the crime's down.
	But they've been massaging the statistics, obviously.
	So if you actually, they've got like all sorts of, you know, crimes.
	But if you actually look at the murder rate, it's been pretty level since about 1985, as in quite high, like 200 or something a year.
	It's quite a lot.
	Nick says, watching how many of these blue checks are funded by political parties or whoever.
	I'm not saying that.
	Come on.
	Along with the bots created by the same, it's hard to look at X without being enraged within 30 seconds.
	Yeah, well, it's one of those things.
	Rob says, who nicked the news agent's air conditioning unit?
	I don't know why he couldn't just record his videos inside.
	I'm sure he's got a reason, but like him being sweaty and ranting about like, you know, no, this is how liberalism was meant to be.
	It's like, okay, but I don't want that, man.
	London is becoming city 17 from Half-Life 2.
	Yeah, that's exactly what it is, man.
	That is exactly what it is.
	Mason says, in my more sympathetic moments, I actually feel sorry for Hassan Pika.
	Six to eight hours of streaming with a curated audience.
	How do you not get completely audience captured?
	Trapped in an ideological prison of your own making.
	That probably does help.
	But he also reads out a lot of comments and has them constantly running, and he takes suggestions for them on links.
	So yeah, he is completely sort of the feedback loop audience dependent.
	But also, I do kind of feel sorry for Hassan because you can tell he hates what he does.
	He hates his job.
	He hates the people around him.
	He's contemptuous of them.
	Like, iDubbs and stuff was on there a while ago.
	You can see just his interaction with iDubbs.
	He's like, he fucking hates iDubbs.
	He's probably just thinking, like, man, I should still just be organizing parties at college or something.
	That's what he was built to do.
	He was built to be a greasy club owner in Miami.
	Yeah.
	And that's what he should be doing.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Instead, he hates his life.
	And it's like, well, bad luck, mate.
	Bad luck.
	I mean, he talks in that article about he's basically addicted to streaming.
	He's like, oh, I've got a really addictive personality.
	I couldn't stop if I wanted to.
	I'm like, that's not healthy.
	But you also hate it.
	It's making me miserable.
	Like, you see him just on the streams, and he just looks miserable.
	It's like, okay, well, glad I don't do your job.
	Jimbo says, my favorite Hassan moment was when Ethan asked him what would happen to dissenters under a socialist regime.
	And he unironically replied, they would be sent to re-education camps.
	Well, again, in the same way that Lewis is like, yeah, you getting raped or mugged on the street is part of liberalism.
	Getting sent to re-education camps is part of communism.
	I mean, every regime has re-education camps of some form or another.
	In our regimes, we call them schools.
	Yeah, universities.
	Yeah, and universities as well, yeah.
	Kevin says, the left, Joe Rogan bad, misogynist, muscle-bound, testosteroneful man.
	Where do we find our own version of him?
	Well, that's precisely the problem they have, isn't it?
	Bay State says, the reason Hasan gives trans vibes is because he tries so hard to be stereotypically masculine.
	Like, so, so hard, but really nobody is buying it.
	He swoons over the uber masculine jihad bros like a teenage schoolgirl feeling tingles for the first time.
	There is that.
	He also dresses up as a cat boy.
	Yeah.
	And he also has a really funny walk.
	Do you remember the guy who was trolling him being like Landlord Rights?
	Oh, I remember that.
	And then Hasan walks off, but he walks off with this weird shuffle where he's shuffling like this.
	It's just like, what are you doing?
	Can't just walk normally.
	It was really, really funny.
	And yeah, and obviously, have you seen the videos of him doing kicks and punches as well?
	I saw that back in the day.
	Camp, man.
	Absolute camp.
	Got nothing on Jared Taylor's workout videos.
	No, exactly.
	Henry says, calling Hasan a Sacha Baron Cohen character is a bit harsh on Sacha.
	He's actually gotten jacked at it lately.
	Piker looks like he's had a BBL on his biceps.
	What's a BBL?
	It's a thing that girls do to make their arses look big.
	Oh, is it?
	Right.
	A Brazilian butt lift.
	Oh, okay.
	I have no idea.
	i'm gonna look into getting one of those myself uh for yourself yeah um gonna need to widen the doors to the office hector says harry there's no way hasan outsquats or deadlifts you.
	I've seen him video of him kicking the bag.
	Yeah, it's really embarrassing, but he's got this kind of a feetness to him.
	I'm sure he's quite a tall guy.
	He's like the same height as me.
	But he's quite a feet.
	He looks kind of like girly in a way.
	I don't know how to describe it.
	Kevin says, gotta love Lizzo trying to do a Sidney Sweeney jeans advert.
	Really, was that?
	Samson keeps it.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Can you pull that up?
	Can you not?
	Can you not say that?
	I watched my feet.
	I was like, no.
	And now Carl's going to force you to watch it again.
	Thank you.
	See if we can find it.
	Oh, God.
	There's actually a video as well, which is.
	Oh, I did see this out.
	I'll give it some space.
	It's way too hot a thing.
	I'm sweating out of my lace.
	Don't need no bottle surface.
	We pull it up with our drinks.
	Truck full of their ace, truck full of their.
	If we ain't got no offer house, we pulling up to the dennies.
	I'ma give him a grand slam.
	He's pulling off of the panties.
	The way he hips in the back, I might give him one of my grannies.
	Did this for the culture?
	What crashes?
	That left right and that winded over.
	Gosh isn't in Dolta.
	I ate that.
	Now let's do it over.
	Bitch, what did I told you?
	I'm going into October.
	Niggas acting like the fun is over.
	Niggas acting like summer's over.
	Could scrap only be about one thing.
	Wasn't quite as surprised as I thought.
	I saw the start of it and kicked away.
	It was like fairly sort of light-hearted.
	I don't mind.
	There is a distinct lack of class in it, though, as well.
	It's not the classiest thing I've ever seen.
	If you listen to the lyrics.
	I don't think it's great music.
	Well, that's actually an ad, is it?
	Or is it a mick take?
	Yeah, so that's that's gross.
	Thank you for that, Kevin.
	What I love about this as well is there's something really sort of chad about this as well.
	Like Sidney Sweeney's just like, hey, I'm hot little blonde girl.
	You know, buy these jeans.
	And everyone's like, okay, we've got to do her own.
	We've got to react.
	You know, so she's just mogging them.
	Like, constantly, it's just like by being what she is.
	There's this, there's this big sort of feeling of being mogged from the fat black community.
	Yeah, just owning them by existing.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Chadquala.
	It's not literally owning.
	Go on.
	Jack Wallace.
	Presumably.
	Jack Wallace says, The way that woke have been screeching over Miss Sweeney, you think she was pictured wearing nothing but a leather bikini and a starnhelm while caressing the barrel of a panzer faust and licking the warhead.
	That would be the follow-up ad verb.
	Which will be slightly less subtle.
	Probably require fewer essays in New York to explain.
	And this, Texas guy, I agree with this so completely.
	I can't tell you a single movie Sweeney is in, yet she's everywhere you look.
	Proof that Bedramize and a terrific set of naturals can take you anywhere.
	Yeah, I didn't know she was an actress.
	That's hilarious.
	I honestly didn't know.
	And then people were like, oh, yeah, she's been in these things.
	I was like, I just know her from the soap.
	I thought that was what she did.
	Like, selling a model or something.
	The soap salesman.
	She's good in the white lotus.
	I've never heard of it.
	Okay.
	Isn't that the one where all the clips of Goggins like going like when his friend was telling him about how he trooned out came from?
	I saw that clip, and that was a good clip.
	It is very well written.
	You know, it's in the normie realm, but it is pretty well written.
	And they, you know, it tries to balance a little bit of the woke stuff.
	And he's like, Sweeney's mum in it is like a Democrat, but she's like an idiot.
	Democrat likes Hillary, but that's kind of looked at as kind of lame.
	So it kind of tries to do a bit of that.
	Yeah, it was good in that.
	I also couldn't name any of the movies.
	What else has she actually been?
	I think my miss is watching.
	She's in a romantic comedy called something.
	It has a title, and it's got a bloke and her in it.
	I can tell you that.
	Oh, that really narrows it down.
	Thanks.
	It's called Bring It.
	I know my missus watched something with her in it that might have been a horror.
	She seems like the kind of girl who should be like a scream queen in a horror movie.
	I only know her as the figurehead of the burdening.
	Anyone but you is the romantic comedy.
	Right, okay.
	So I'm looking at IMDB and what's she been in?
	Euphoria?
	White Lotus?
	Everything sucks.
	Handmaid's Tale.
	She's in the Handmaid's Tale.
	I watched some of that.
	I don't remember her being in it.
	I didn't really know her.
	I didn't watch that in Maid's Tale.
	Oh, I was...
	Oh, it's great.
	I wish she was booked at A-level, but no.
	Yeah, no, it was great.
	I can guess who you were rooting for.
	Yeah, the oppressed.
	Good guy.
	Yes.
	As always.
	Like, they've got like, yeah, it's a horrific dystopia.
	Yeah, from your position.
	The baddies never fail with Hollywood.
	They do seem to love breaking off handmade on the show outfits a moment's notice.
	Yeah, no, they should.
	They should wear them all the time.
	Yeah, I've never heard of any of these things, actually.
	Okay, I mean, fair enough.
	Wrong demographic.
	Actually, exactly the right demographic, but a bit too old.
	No, no, I. I'm a bit too old.
	I'm probably not the right demographic.
	But like you say, it's like she was supposed to be in Scream movies or something, right?
	And they don't know.
	Wear the demographic adverts, but not her movies.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I definitely need to get some genes.
	But anyway, yeah.
	So yeah, I couldn't tell you what.
	But, you know, good for her, though.
	You know, this is the thing.
	I'm just like, just leverage it, man.
	Make some money.
	Make them scream as well.
	It's hilarious.
	I love the meme as well that she's destroying, single-handedly destroying woke with her mommy milkers.
	That's hilarious.
	And probably true.
	Baron Von Moorhawk says, you just know that every single one of Sidney Sweeney's supporters who are actually trying to turn her into an Aryan princess are men from India and Mexico.
	True.
	Yeah, this is a perennial problem.
	She was in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.
	Oh, yeah, she was one of Charles Manton's gang.
	Was she?
	Yeah.
	I only watched that once in the cinema.
	I need to give it another go.
	See, I'm slightly against anonymity these days just because of the number of Indians getting into Anglo Twitter.
	Yeah, we need to know who they are.
	Yeah.
	See, when I told Charlie Kirk the other day, he was posting like an Indian slopper chat because he was saying that Britain has been conquered by Islam.
	I'm like, I tell you what, maybe don't say that, bro.
	I hate that stuff.
	Americans coming over and saying, you're conquered.
	I'm not saying it's great for us, but it's 6%.
	We haven't been conquered.
	You see, some people agreeing, even Dan said 30% conquered, but it's just like, yeah, but you're an American coming over here telling us we're conquered.
	And we're not.
	It's factually not true.
	So maybe stop the demoralization, Mr. Indian slot, bro.
	The problem that we have is not foreign conquest.
	It's our own government stabbing us in the back.
	It's constantly non-stop labor or conservative governments, just another knife, another knife, another knife.
	And then giving privileges to minority communities that they're brought here.
	But demographically, we're in a way better position than most other countries.
	Right.
	And then America.
	Six Charlie's Kurt's coming over.
	You're always like, no, you're cooked as much as we are, depending on, you know, but can we just not?
	Have this conversation in English and not Spanish, please.
	Like, it's an insult that any English-speaking person knows anything.
	Well, that's the point, right?
	Like, Americans know loads of Spanish.
	It's like, Brits don't, and loads of Brits go and live in Spain, mate.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Like, for an Anglo to have any Spanish friends.
	No, but that's the point.
	Neither does defeating them at Trafalgar or wherever else we've defeated them.
	You know, that's the point.
	Anyway, Bassennape says, none of the Sydney Sweeney ads mention anything about the genes being better or superior to anyone else's, just that she has good genes.
	And the left, like, yeah, we feel attacked by that.
	Yeah, the left retaliated with an ad saying, Beyonce's genes are better, which does claim that a particular racial genes are superior to others.
	As always, it's the left projector with no self-worthiness.
	Yeah, I mean, the fact that they felt so personally attacked makes...
	Can we get...
	Sam.
	I just looked up and remembered it's there.
	Can we get it off the screen, please?
	Can we make it full screen, please?
	No.
	Thank you.
	And people point it out on Beyond saying, well, then why is she desperately trying to make herself look as white as possible over time?
	You look at her over time.
	It's like, oh, she's completely pale and blanched.
	Yeah.
	Very weird.
	But yeah, that's the point, isn't it?
	You know, the feeling of inferiority is there.
	Alarisdone Desert Rat says, genes are an American invention.
	Hit the word abandon them.
	Possibly.
	Hector says, black men should love Sidney Sweeney.
	She's selling them soap to wash their ass with.
	Tariq Nasheed's just bought up all the stocks.
	The engaged few says, look, mummy, a denim eclipse.
	Oh, God.
	Just this.
	Gross.
	Yeah, Hector says, I picture Carl sleeping on a stack of islanders like a dragon.
	I don't need to.
	You'd just like to.
	Yeah, I'd just like to.
	Feels good.
	Yeah.
	Habsification says, the worst form of female envy, jealousy, and insecurity is the desire that men have of women that are Phenotypically different than they are.
	I mean, I feel like I've just been suplexed by that sentence.
	Yeah, I don't, I can't really comprehend that very well.
	The worst form of female envy, jealousy and insecurity, comma, is the desire that men have of women that are phenotypically in-group preference.
	But not just that, but more attractive women.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, well, yeah, I mean, absolutely.
	But this comes from this position that a lot of women kind of wish they were the center of the universe, right?
	And it's like, I understand, you know, I'm not judging, but like, you know, a lot of women want to be the center of the man's universe in the relationship.
	It's like, okay, but I've got to do stuff.
	I've got to make money.
	I've said many times, most women stop existing when you're not paying attention.
	You're just thinking of the meme, though.
	No, I've not seen a meme that says that it's true.
	Have you not seen it?
	It's true.
	If it's not actually true, then they damn well act like it.
	Okay, so there is an amazing exchange.
	I think it's from Facebook where some guy says that when men aren't paying attention, women stop existing.
	And some woman replies, oh, yeah, according to who?
	Oh, yeah, no, I have seen that.
	And he goes, there's Twitter, Kofe, and On.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	You're outsourcing your own opinion to the high level.
	So you can't even figure out an answer for yourself, can you?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Pretty rough.
	Anyway, right.
	We will call it a day this.
	Thank you so much for joining us, folks.
	We will be back in half an hour for Lad's Hour, which Dan has spent all day preparing and parts of last week as well.
	Because what he has done is worked out, he's got ChatGPT to program him some Colosseum software that is going to input a lot of statistics about various types of things, like the height and weight of a bear compared to the height and weight of an Indian or something.
	And he's going to calculate just how dangerous certain things are, I think.
	I think that's what's going on.
	He's put a lot of work into it.
	He was so offended that you didn't think it would be a good topic that he literally learned to code.
	Well, he got ChatGPT to code.
	But anyway, it looks like it's going to be a lot of fun.

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