Hello and welcome to the podcast of the Lotus Eaters and today I'm joined by Carl.
Hello.
And Calvin.
Good morning.
And today we're going to be talking about Irish Patriots defeating Antifa and then finding Feds.
Shock shock.
Also, Kiwi land is for the Kiwis apparently and Mr. Kimmel goes to Japan.
Sounds like a weird bunch of short stories, to be honest.
It's a very immigration-heavy podcast today.
Mr. Kimmel goes to Japan.
I'm sure my niece has that book.
Yeah.
Discovers, oh God, civilization.
Weird.
Anyway, we'll find out, I suppose.
So let's begin.
So over the weekend, there was a battle between good old Irish patriots and perverse communist scumbags Antifa.
I say a battle, more a small skirmish.
This is a neutral podcast.
Everything I said there was objectively correct.
A computer would have come to the same conclusion.
But anyway, there was a small skirmish and Antifa lost, as you can imagine, and something very interesting was discovered as loot after the battle.
Looting the bodies.
Yes.
Kind of, yes.
There weren't any fatalities.
The Antifa guys are kind of like NPCs in video games.
You punch them and loot comes out.
And I'm not advocating punching anyone, obviously.
Did you find gold coins?
What did you find?
It's definitely gold.
We'll get to it.
Before we do, though, let's just turn back the clock about a couple of weeks, because people have been protesting in Coolock, which is just north of Dublin, somewhere in the Dublin metro area.
And thousands of people have been coming out, as you can see, to protest the housing of 500 asylum seekers in the area.
Mixed use accommodation is going to be quote, for families.
Oh yeah.
Couples.
Yeah.
Single adult males.
That's more like it.
Yeah.
And single adult females.
Oh yeah.
Many of them.
I've seen any of those.
No, no.
There are very few of those actually.
I wonder what the ratio is.
Yeah.
The ratio is going to be like 90% single adult males.
And then technically those other things.
Uh, and the Irish department of integration said that full engagement will take place with public and community leaders.
Seems to have gone well, doesn't it?
Get thousands of people out.
I don't say which community leaders, though, to prefer.
Good point.
And so the Irish came out and started protesting.
And weirdly, they had the same concerns as people have everywhere.
One resident, Eileen Farrelly, presumably a Nazi, said, We have an area that's already high in crime and deprived of resources.
We don't want men roaming the streets with nothing to do.
This community is full of kids.
We have a lot of children here.
As a concerned parent and grandmother, I don't want my kids around this area.
Why is it always concerned for kids?
It's really weird, isn't it?
When, like, you know, we took Ukrainian immigrants, no one was like, well, I'm really worried about my kids.
You know, because they were like, oh, it's women and children from Ukraine.
No one was in any way concerned about my kids.
But as soon as you get a load of Middle Eastern and African men, single men being dumped there, it was like, hmm, I'm a bit worried about my kids.
Just weird, isn't it?
Didn't have this problem when the Belgians came over either.
Yeah.
First World War.
Yeah.
It's almost something, like, cultural or something.
I don't know.
Yeah, it's really weird.
I can't put my finger on it.
But, um, I used to kind of think, yeah, if it was like 500 English refugees get settled in Dublin, then I'd be like, well, I'm really worried about what they're going to do to the children.
Of course, you're not going to be worried about that.
Um, but, uh, but anyway, they're going to be, uh, doing this.
And what I liked about this was the aesthetics of it.
You had, uh, young lads on horseback, uh, leading the protest.
That's quite sound, isn't it?
Which, yeah, it's very awesome.
I like that a lot.
Um, What a great image to have.
Very peaky blinders.
Very old world.
I just like it.
But as they point out in this article, the Republic of Ireland appears to be in a period of transition.
There's over a third of the electorate now expressing a wish to vote for an anti-immigration party.
And the ruling party, which I'm reliably told isn't pronounced Fine Gael, but if you spell it that way, that's how I'm going to pronounce it, also appears to be entering crisis mode.
They've had a third of the parliamentary top brass have resigned recently.
It's very interesting.
Do you know anything more about this?
I don't understand Ireland because the politics out there has gone crazy.
The parties that I used to think were like, like hardcore nationalistic.
What, like Sinn Fein?
Right.
I've gone all anti-Catholic, anti-Ireland, pro-LGBT, pro-immigration.
I don't understand.
That's weird.
Ireland is for everyone, say Sinn Fein.
Except for the Irish.
Or the British, I guess.
It's so strange.
Is Sinn Fein still racist against the British?
Probably.
Yeah, everyone is.
Well, they can't be racist.
They're not allowed to be racist.
But the SMP are.
It's gonna be the Rainbow Island.
They probably are.
No, the SMP are just racist against the English.
That's acceptable though, you know that.
Yeah, exactly.
But anyway, so there was another protest this weekend.
And another horse, this time in a carriage.
The Kulak Cavalry is out today, which is fantastic.
But again, good turnout on the protest.
They actually come out on the streets and protest.
This is the way to do it, man.
Yeah.
I mean, just to be fair, the English did do this.
Then they got beaten up and told they were evil Nazis.
Then we stand up again.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Um, and this time Antifa were there.
They weren't there the first time.
Oh no.
Oh, this is sensitive content.
Let's see if we can see it.
Uh, because there we go.
Just some boys.
Uh, they don't, there's nothing too much going on.
Just push them over, rough them up a little bit.
You'll probably have to censor this for YouTube.
But, um, So who's roughing up who?
The, the, the local lads are roughing up, uh, some communists.
Uh, and one of them, what really is interesting, dropped an unlocked phone.
Oh, hello.
Who's, who's this chap?
Who's this chap?
Should we listen to this?
Now there's a lot of talking that's going on from the lads, but if you try and listen to the, the chap on the video speaking and see what he has to say.
Can't hear it at all.
Take a picture of him boy.
That guy is giving instruction.
One particular thing he says is, quote, you need to be present, but be invisible to the people there.
OK, that's interesting.
Who is this guy?
What's his name?
Well, it turns out he's a Newstalk journalist called Paul Connolly from Newstalk FM.
Here's another video of him preparing the flags.
They've written whatever on these flags.
But here's him in a hotel room with the protesters, who appear to be the protesters, sorting out their flags.
And he's there in videos giving them instruction on how things are.
So is this because he's supporting this or is this a false flag?
Is he setting up a fake protest?
Well, I don't know.
It seems that he's instructing the Antifa guys on what they're supposed to do when they're at the protest.
Mental.
Yeah.
News Talk, for anyone who doesn't know, is an Irish commercial radio station.
The only one in Ireland that takes on exclusively news and current affairs based format.
They've got about 500,000 people a week listening.
They're creating the news.
Apparently so.
Uh, what's interesting as well is that the, the guy, like this was the background.
This, the guy's background is of an Irish television presenter and radio host.
Are they weaponizing their gay fanboys?
I mean, I would.
This is weird.
This is strange.
Very, very weird, isn't it?
So it's just very peculiar.
I mean, like, how incompetent do you have to be to drop a bloody unlocked phone for this?
But what a great thing to find.
And this is RTE.
Again, what a bizarre, bizarre thing.
What do you think the endgame is, though?
Well, I think the endgame is obviously to portray the normal Irish people who don't want their children molested as being Nazis.
Oh, look the far right.
Oh, look how violent the far right are.
Oh, look at this.
Look at that.
Look at the other.
Uh, as you say, create the news, turn them into, uh, figures of hate.
So, so send a bunch of gay commies out to get beat up and then cover the news as look at the far right beating up.
Right.
Yeah.
Um, again, there's a, there's more.
Just again, it's that guy.
He's actively helping them do all of this.
And so you've got people pointing out, hang on a second.
What's going on here?
Why are you?
Operating to, like, literally undertaking some kind of operation to support the government policy in the face of what the public actually want in this.
You know, there seems to be a strange sort of hidden hand operating behind it, and it's not so hidden now because these morons dropped an unlocked phone, but this is like the actual hidden hand of an operation going on.
So you've got this chap from the Irish Freedom Party who did an interview with Paul Connolly, but now he says, I see he appears to knownly cooperate with anti-far agitators seeking to disrupt anti-mass immigration protests in Kulon.
I've written to him inquiring why, but he hasn't had anything back yet.
And again, it seems like they're actively coordinating.
And this is not the only time as well.
Apparently Virgin Media News was seen offering lifts back to Dublin for asylum seekers, which is just weird.
Why is the media in Ireland getting so directly involved in all of this?
And so the Burkean did a bit of an investigation into this.
One phone, which seems to belong to one of the mainstream journalists, would appear to show a concerning level of cooperation between various media sources, NGO workers and prominent anti-fire activists in both Ireland and the UK.
So we've got the British hand puppeteering over it, but I'm sure if you kept investigating you'd find the American hand above that.
But they spoke to some sources, who they didn't disclose, and they say, our sources explain, and this appears to be corroborated by messages on the phone, that the Antifa group had planned to oppose the protest in the city centre but ultimately went to Kulak because they thought there would only be women and children there.
Easy targets.
Yeah.
Yeah.
If you're gonna, if you're gonna make anyone feel afraid, but I mean, I guess they didn't expect the, the, the Kulak cavalry to turn out.
Um, but the videos of the phone's content, uh, are now circulating widely on social media and appear to hold a vast quality of insider information.
That's probably not gonna be that much in insider information because of course, these are just the grunts on the bottom of the hierarchy.
They're the only ones that's going to be told what they need to be told.
But, um, but they publish a followup to this as well.
And so, as I say, further connections seem to be made by media organisations in Ireland and the UK, including state broadcasters such as RT and the BBC, hardcore anti-far right activists, left-wing politicians, NGOs and Islamic clerics and left-wing politicians.
The information posted online appears to indicate that attending leftists and media were accompanied by Muslim and or Asian security from the UK, It's stranger and stranger.
Yeah, it's also allegedly discovered was the fact that the journalists have been closely colluding with Antifa buying materials, the flags and disguises.
So the journalists bought them the things that they had while they were there.
And there was footage of one high-profile Irish media personality apparently helping to make banners, which is Paul Connolly.
The leak also appears to show how journalists and antifars help strategize on how to confront the protesters, which is the first video for The Sound Is Off.
Antifar appear to have been daring anti-immigration activists to show up to confront them.
This is a very strange occurrence.
What do you make of all this, Callum?
Okay, so this is kind of just proving what we've all guessed being the case in all of the Anglosphere.
You've got the ground level.
Let's take a drug analogy, right?
You've got dealers, buyers.
That's the very ground level, people doing the basics.
And in this operation, you've got people who live in the local area who have set up their own protest.
And at the very ground level, on the Antifa side, you've got your gay fanboys, the radicalized-into-being-communist types.
But of course, for the right-wing side, that's sort of where it ends.
There's no further apparatus orchestrating that.
It's completely grassroots.
But obviously, for the gay fanboys, that's the lower level, like a drug cartel.
And then above them, you've got the people who are spying to make sure they've got everything they need.
Ideologically motivated journos.
All of the Anglosphere has this problem.
And they've got lots of money because it's, well, a cabal at this point.
The entire media is completely captured.
And then on top of them, you've got some more people who have got wider interests.
British Muslims.
In Ireland, orchestrating is happening.
Well, I don't know.
Just to be clear, I don't know they're orchestrating, but assisting is correct.
Yeah.
But why would they have an interest?
Why do they have an interest in the UK?
Why do they have an interest in France?
Who's paying?
I mean, let's assume they don't have an interest and they're just paid.
Who's paying them?
Well, there's a huge problem in pretty much every part of the Middle East, but now increasingly in Europe, sure, of organizations that want to massively increase Muslim influence in the world.
And, well, they've got plenty of oil money to do it, so why not?
Yep.
Things like the Muslim Brotherhood, for example.
I mean, there's a mosque in Gibraltar that cost five million US dollars.
I don't know if we went to see it.
We saw it, yeah.
We didn't go in it, but we saw that it was basically deserted.
Nobody goes there, so why was it built?
Purely saw the expansion of Muslim influence and power.
Right.
But okay, that's a form of soft power.
So those guys, I mean I'm not saying they're definitely there from the Muslim Brotherhood or something like this, but if they did have some kind of backers that are helping them orchestrate this, that's the structure.
Why do you set up so your gay fanboys get beaten up by local lads?
Because then you don't have to accept that the reality is the vast majority of the Irish public hates you and what you're doing to the country.
You have to make it seem like there's some kind of opposition that's grassroots that defends the state's position, because there isn't one.
So you've got to make it.
But this is the state position.
That's the problem.
In times gone by, the intelligence services would have clamped down on this foreign interference, but the foreign interference is aiding the state position, and that's why they're not doing anything about it.
The people at the top of that power group.
Friendships are all in bed with each other.
I used to go to protests in Lewisham against drag queen story time.
There were just a few of us turning point guys, a few Christians, busloads of counter protests used to turn up with professional signs, you know, to a drag queen event with anti-racism signs and anti for this and that and the other.
Like there's a coordination there, all professionally printed and boarded.
And you're thinking, where are these?
First of all, where are they from?
They're not Lewisham residents.
But secondly, who's funding all of this, all these resources?
There's a system behind it.
I don't know what it is, but I'm just saying it's very similar to what we're seeing here.
No, you're quite correct on this.
I mean, the stand up to racism signs, they're all exactly the same signs in every single protest.
And suddenly they just turn up with stacks of these signs.
Who paid for all of that?
The same human beings are the ones turning up as well.
Yeah.
Remember when Voice of Wales came in and there's this place in Welsh, it's like Llythani or something like this, and they decided they would come out and block the entrance to the hotel and it all became a bit of a, well, morale boosting episode because what happened is that they literally couldn't get the migrants in, so the whole thing disintegrated.
But a group of people from Stamford to race them turned up.
And when they showed me them, I recognized them.
They're the same human beings that go to events in London.
They're the same human beings who go to every Tommy Robinson event in, like, Telford.
This is their job.
The same humans, the same 50 human beings, turn up to all of these wherever in the country, whenever they're activating them.
I don't do that.
No.
Very, very few people would have even the time to do that.
Because they've got jobs.
You'd have to be paid.
That would be your job.
Like Steve Ray, and it's his job to be annoying outside of Parliament.
But the thing is, how do we not know who's doing this?
And secondly, why are we not doing this?
Well, because we don't have mysterious funders.
That's why.
You need money and power to set up that kind of structure.
So the conservatives used to do it.
They got in trouble with Battle Bus.
I don't know if you remember that, where they had a national bus.
I was one of the campaigners.
We used to get on the bus.
We'd go somewhere like South Thanet to campaign.
We'd all get off the bus and campaign.
They got in trouble because it was centralized funds that were orchestrating it rather than locally directed campaigns.
But it's possible for the right to do this.
So who did they get in trouble with?
The Electoral Commission.
Oh, right.
Alright.
Yeah, it would be nice if we had funding to do that because we could definitely find the activists to do it.
Do we have a right-wing George Soros?
No.
Trust me, we don't.
It would be nice if we did.
And if there was some right-wing billionaire who was like, yeah, I would kind of like to do something.
I'm sure that there are lots of people out there who could do a lot of things.
But for what purpose?
Because as I mentioned, you need power and money.
So that several layers of control is needed for this to even be worth your time.
Because of course you need the media to be completely captured and working with their gay fanboys to set this up.
Because the whole point of even doing any of this is to spin a story so there's strong opposition to the far right who are rising up and we need to clamp down on them.
Obvious inverse of reality, what's happening is the locals just don't want to be displaced.
But you need that counter thing so then you can report on that counter thing that you've just set up.
But it's all optics, and we can do this ourselves.
So, at those Lewisham protests, there'd be a small group of us saying, we don't want grown men dressed scantily clad as women reading to children.
And then there'd be a mass of the counter-protesters saying, trans lives matter!
Stop genociding trans people!
So, the optics are, well, we're the biggest, and they are on the right side, whereas we know that people all across the country don't want drag queens reading to children.
So, if we had bigger numbers, and we had those busloads of people, we put it out on Lotus Eaters, we put it out on social media, people see that it's all about the optics, isn't it?
We don't need Channel 4 or BBC.
We just don't have the funding to create the infrastructure to make this sort of thing happen, whereas they do.
Are you rich?
Would you like to win this country back?
John, did you get the audio working?
Because I would like to have played this.
John, you're fired.
Okay, well, since we can't listen to the audio, I guess we'll just move on.
All right.
Well, I suppose we're going to go enjoy some, uh, some discussions about India.
I don't really know how else to put this one because it's going to be a bit strange.
Um, right.
Kiwis don't usually talk about you because you're in the middle of nowhere.
So if there's any of you up currently watching, I mean, salute.
And, uh, occasionally we check on the analytics and we see that there's Australians and New Zealanders watching and it's like, oh, damn.
I love the Anglosphere.
Solidarity.
Nothing else.
But as you can see on screen here, we have an average New Zealand male and an average New Zealand female.
They're a bit miffed because, well, they had that horse in charge, which, you know, wasn't the same as them.
And they've decided to get rid of that and they've put a mobster in charge, along with the Conservative Party, the National Party and the other guys.
And what they've decided to do is they need to make the best possible habitats for this boy and girl to grow up in.
And so I was caught by a story because usually I don't pay attention to New Zealand because, you know, very far away and all the rest of it.
It was this.
Russia Today India, of all places.
Now, Russia Today is banned in the UK because of the war, so this is strange that that shows up, but the story here is they put it.
No new Indians.
New Zealand changes visa rules immediately.
With a record 173,000 non-New Zealanders arriving in 2023 alone, with a reported 35% being from India alone, the government has shut the door.
Just to stop on that, New Zealand's got like 4.6 million people in it, so proportionally 170,000 is huge.
alone, with a reported 35% being from India alone, the government has shut the door.
Just to stop on that, New Zealand's got like 4.6 million people in it.
So, proportionally, 170,000 is huge.
I mean, we've got 1.4 million, but we've got 70 million people.
Immigration Minister Erica Stanford said, changes to the accredited employer worker visa scheme ensures that locals are put at the front of the job race, with only highly skilled migrants needed.
especially secondary school teachers She says as of April 7th, minimum English language requirements have now been increased, so two Is it though?
Is it a massive crackdown?
I can't imagine all of those were work visas, right?
be filled by locals first, and visas are cut from five to three years.
173,000.
Basically, a massive crackdown on who can come here, how long they can stay, but also no Indians.
Is it, though?
Is it a massive crackdown?
I can't imagine all of those were work visas, right?
173,000.
That's a lot of jobs.
Well, yeah, undoubtedly, but at least this is a step in the right direction.
Mm-hmm.
I'm not familiar, of course, with New Zealand's details of visas, but I imagine it's somewhat similar to ours where, let's say, oh, I don't know, the man of the house has the work visa there.
He's then able to bring his dependents and snowball grows.
Keep in mind, 35% of that number is 60K.
So 60K in that year were just Indian.
I have to do a little bit of math on this because I looked up Indian New Zealanders.
So as you can see here, they're a little bit different to the average male and female I showed you before.
They're scuttling around in the undergrowth, as Kiwis do.
Whereas the Indians here were living in the 60s.
So there are 239,000 Indians in New Zealand.
So that 60k increase is 25% bump in a single year.
Massive growth.
139,000 Indians in New Zealand.
So that 60K increase is 25% bump in a single year.
Massive growth, massive, massive growth.
So, and that 173,000 people, that's 3% of New Zealand's population in a single year.
Whoa.
What's spurring that?
Well, mass immigration.
I mean, but why India in particular?
I think the reason that there are Indians everywhere but India these days is because Indians hate India.
It seems to be the one place on earth they don't want to live in.
Also English language heritage, right?
No, no.
I think it's forgivable to believe this because we live in the Anglosphere.
So we see it in New Zealand, Canada, the United States and the United Kingdom.
But if you check a global map, I was trying to load it up.
The map is animated and now doesn't work for some reason.
I think Java.
If you click on India, you can show what all the Indians go all over the world.
And a lot of the big places are not English language places.
Saudi Arabia, for example.
It's just wherever you can get out seems to be the case.
Someone's got the stats on that.
Go and find it.
There we are.
It's a worldwide problem, the number of Indians, because there's billions of them.
1.5 billion now.
And that's growing.
It's not like China, where it's hit its peak and it's now going down.
There's just loads of them.
And that's lovely for the Indians, but there's very few Anglos.
Like, I think, what, 1% of the Earth is Anglos?
Wow.
For now, anyway.
So, I mean, as you saw earlier, that species, as you can see.
I think it's like 100 million.
But as you can see, these are endangered.
We must take care of them.
Let's make sure they have a natural habitat.
And it seems that the government of New Zealand agrees.
Right.
Just to mention here, you think we might need more Indians for food.
Local Indian in New Zealand says no.
Which I thought was funny.
So I thought I'd just bring this up.
We have an Indian restaurant, thank you.
We don't need a second.
It's always great.
First generation immigrants are always the first to say, we don't need any more immigration.
This is Miss Patel here.
Different one.
She says, we don't need another Indian restaurant.
My Indian restaurant is enough!
It's not even hers.
I was just checking.
Her complaint is actually quite funny, but weirdly true.
I just never thought about it.
She says, I love Indian restaurants in India.
It's exactly my position.
No, that's the last place I'd go to an Indian restaurant, to be honest with you.
Well, that's also true, but... So she says, here in New Zealand, I hardly ever eat Indian food outside of my own home, because no matter how many different Indian restaurants I go to, it feels like I'm eating the same food every single time.
The menu never changes, and everything almost tastes the same.
The menus have been photocopied, more than 20 similar dishes, But they're all the same ones.
Butter chicken, mango chicken, madras chicken, lamb shagwalla.
Bit of Joe Frazee.
Yeah.
I didn't even consider this, but that's so true, isn't it?
Like, you go to a Chinese in Russia and they'll have the same dishes they have in the UK.
Yeah, but you go to China and they don't eat that food at all.
Well, they eat everything in China, so... Well, except for an English Chinese, which is what they don't eat for some reason.
Okay?
It's so true.
I remember I had a Chinese lady living opposite in uni, and we took her to an English Chinese for the first time.
She was like, this is weird.
It's all sugar.
Yes.
MSG.
Here's some chicken's feet.
I'm sure you'll love that.
No seed oils in these.
To be fair, I had a chicken soup in Jamaica once.
I thought, oh, this is going to be great.
They put it down in front of me.
The feet rose to the top.
What do you do in this circumstance?
I can eat a lot of things, but I don't want to eat them.
Leave the toenails, that's... Anyway, so her complaint is actually that one, which is that she's like, well, you know, I like Indian food, but India has the food.
If we open, you know, if we invite another 100,000 Indians, they open 100,000 new Indian restaurants each, it'll be the same dishes.
Once you've got a set amount of dishes, this doesn't work.
So it's kind of funny that in New Zealand, it seems to be an Indian position that you don't need more.
But anyway, there's one fella who agrees, because I don't know about New Zealand politics, Look who is out and about ruling the business ground!
And so someone posted this set of clips, which is this chap.
This is Shane Jones, and he has some things to say about India.
Look who is out and about.
Well, apparently the audience can hear it.
The government's become conceited.
It's got an unhinged immigration policy.
International education is now synonymous with butter chicken.
Rancid.
But I say to you, what sort of country do you want?
We were originally settled through the Treaty of Waitangi, the indigenous people coming with their Pacific roots, the Māori people, then the Anglos came, and in my case the Croatians came.
If you want another million, two million, three million people, then we should debate it and there should be a mandate.
Rather than opening up I'm in.
options unfettered and everyone comes here from New Delhi.
I don't like that idea at all.
You don't like the people coming from New Delhi?
Oh, no, I think that the number of students that have come from India have ruined many of those institutions.
I think it's a backdoor to citizenship.
You have no legitimate expectations, in my view, to bring your whole village to New Zealand.
And if you don't like it and you're threatening to go home, catch the next flight home.
Look who...
I'm in.
Okay.
He's a minister.
Good for him.
He's a member of the government.
Who's the new Ardern?
I don't know.
The guy in charge of the National Party, but he's not that interesting to me.
I prefer this guy and his party.
Is that the New Zealand First Party?
I see.
What's the woman in Australia?
Paula something.
Who just sounds like Tommy Robinson.
Oh, Paula Hanson.
That's it.
Yeah, I love that one.
Because that's the thing, like proper populace in Australia and New Zealand seem to be far more fun than the rest of the atmosphere because they just, they don't take any shit.
They just say what they think.
And this guy, I love that.
Yeah.
Oh, do we need more butter chicken?
Rancid.
Kanye West.
I can't say the name of the chicken, but it was an Indian chicken.
So that end part where he's on radio and he says, well, if you can't, you're not going to be able to bring your whole village and if you try, you should go home.
He responded to a bunch of complaints about him saying that by saying that the response was a Bollywood reaction.
Double down!
And the best part is, these fellas, they want the election!
So you've got the National Party, who replaced Ardern, but it's a coalition, so you've got these Liberals, and then you've got the New Zealand First guys, which is him, and his leader, who are jolly good fun, if nothing else.
Chief Indian disrespecter of New Zealand.
And you might wonder, why has this guy got such a beef with Indian food by the sound of it?
Well, New Zealand's demographics, you know, let's do a little bit of research because I didn't know, so I want to check that out.
So here you go.
This is the ethnic data on Wikipedia.
And they don't have our problem of like, you know, lots of Pakistanis or Arabs or, you know, the French.
Instead, they have a unique circumstance where they've got Europeans that they list.
And then that group has fallen from 80% to 70% in 20 years.
So who's taken up the slack?
And it's the Chinese and the Indians.
That's basically it.
They're the two groups that massively have grown.
And then the Maori have done pretty well, haven't they?
Yeah, they have.
20 years, an extra 250,000 population.
What's neat is you can also see the New Zealander and European group massively grows.
They don't have the problem of the UK where the English are stagnant in terms of population.
The English are exporting themselves to get out of England.
Yeah, New Zealand could continue to grow on its own population.
It doesn't actually need more people.
It's a desire to have it or not.
But, of course, the Indian and the Chinese groups growing massively.
It is kind of funny that they're just like, well, the Indians or the Chinese?
Hmm, which one?
And they went with no Indians.
That's an age-old debate, though, isn't it?
If you know Chinese.
Yeah, it is, actually.
At least for us.
Good Friday night debate, though.
But this is three years out of date, this ethnic data.
Oh, no, it's even more than that.
It's actually, what?
Five years, yeah.
Almost six years, actually.
Six years, yeah.
So there's something to keep in mind, which is that one year, 2023, isn't included in this.
And that's 60,000 extra Indians in that year alone.
So that's the reason they seem to have done this.
And you can go and check out their net migration graphs, which aren't as bad as ours.
Of course they're not.
How could you make them as bad as ours?
You could try.
The worst migration graphs in the world.
Well, we're not as bad as ours.
Oh, brilliant.
You can see here, like, net migration, you know, for the 2000s, it's pretty low.
And then, you know, it goes up a bit here to 60,000 a year.
And then there's some more stuff going on there.
But I do like the news, because it is seemingly the case that their government is serious.
They've decided that they've looked at the European nightmare and gone, not that, not going down that path.
So, good, good.
I mean, not only did they kick out the horse, they managed to do some good so far.
And I'm excited.
I don't know where this is going, but the New Zealand First Party I told you about.
Here's the polling, and as you can see here, when the election happened in 2023, they got 2.6% of the vote, and now they're on 6.5%.
So, you can see a little bit of that.
Have they got proportional representation?
I'm not sure.
I'm guessing that they do, because it's a progressive country, isn't it?
Most likely.
I mean, you never really get that variety of parties otherwise.
Yeah, how else would at 6% they be getting people in the government?
Yeah, they got seats.
And at which point they were needed to form a coalition government if they were going to do it.
And so they're in, which... See, this is why we're literally going to be stuck with the Blairite government forever.
First past the bloody post.
I'm just... Could you imagine Richard Tice coming out and being like, butter chicken?
Rancid?
It's just not going to happen.
Oh, but poor Gordon would.
Let's go check him out, shall we?
For good fun.
I don't even need to play it, do I?
No, no, really.
No, just look at it.
Here's the leader.
We've given him lightning eyes.
The point being a lot of edits are being made.
aid let's have a listen i guess bring in half the refugees who are carrying hiv and all sorts of third world diseases we can't help a new zealander but we can help every tom dick and harry much well this guy's getting kicked out of the conservative party isn't he Yeah.
Deselected by reform.
They're not bringing in foreigners, they've got HIV!
Yeah.
Yeah, he probably wouldn't want to bring in HIV foreigners, that sounds like a bad idea.
So yeah, he had to form his own party and, um...
I'm interested, if nothing else.
I went and checked out his tweets.
There's nothing that exciting, but there is all the right stuff.
There you are, Winston Peters.
As I mentioned, I think he sort of looks a bit like a mob boss in a bunch of his photos.
I don't think it's a bad thing either.
That's not an insult.
I think that's kind of based.
Here you go.
This is someone who decided to drive all over the crosswalk, the LGBT crosswalk.
He's just like, well, that should be legal.
Good, good, good, good.
He's also mad here at segregation, so they've set up Maori and Pacific Islander only areas in universities, and he's just like, no, that's the whole point in our treaty, is that we're meant to be working together, but there we are.
But that's New Zealand, which We're going to ban Indian immigration.
What are you?
The thing is, I can't help but feel this goes back to the proportional representation debate because I remember in 2011, everyone thought, oh no, that feels kind of gay and European.
You know, it's not the way we do things.
And it's like, okay, yeah, but look at what's happening.
Like even New Zealand's going right wing now because of proportional representation.
You can see that in the European Parliament, they're just like, ah, that was a bad idea.
Proportional representation seemed like such a good idea, but it turned out that actually the countries are full of Nazis.
So it's like, what now?
How do we get that referendum back?
I suppose we'd need another coalition, wouldn't we?
It's not going to happen.
I mean, it's possible we could have another coalition.
Yeah, but I don't think proportional representation is on anyone's minds.
I don't think it's going to come onto the table.
You two were old enough for that referendum, actually.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
And yeah, the debate was it's gay and European.
What was the general consensus?
Was that it's just not the way we do things?
It's not very British, is it?
Yeah, no.
And it's like, okay, yeah, that's fair.
But look at the results they're getting.
Yeah.
Well, it's also just, while proportional representation is asking the public who should be in government, Nobody.
But then you get an answer from the public, which every time it's been tried so far.
I mean, as we just mentioned, there's no grassroots antifa.
That has to be a gay fanboy.
But the grassroots, I don't want 500 random men starting up in my town.
That is grassroots.
Gets you interesting fellas such as these.
Turns out the average member of the public is really far right.
So proportional representation is a great idea.
But I'll end this off with getting back to the Motherland, because of course we also have our... Yes sir, I have your based right wing for you.
Do you want to have a look?
Where?
Where is it?
Nowhere.
It doesn't exist.
Oh dear.
I'll quickly mention, the purge has continued, of course, at Reform.
So, hope not hate, have written another strongly worded tweet, and before anyone could respond, Richard Tice has gone, noooo, and leapt on it.
Yeah.
Right.
He won't stop.
Just to be clear, there was one last week that took three hours and two minutes for a form to come out and be like, yeah, we've got rid of that guy.
And you know what?
We're going to get rid of guys faster than Labour or the Tories will.
Aren't we the puppets of hope, not hate?
It's like, well, yeah, I guess you are.
So as you can see here, Voice of Wales put out this, and it was a message from an old friend of mine, Ian.
Now Ian, you may remember in fact, we've met many a time at UKIP conferences.
He's an old comrade from back in the UKIP days, been with us for a long time doing his thing.
And when Bo was deselected, he wrote a letter to head office being like, well I agree with Bo, I'm also your candidate.
This is also your political party's platform that you're advertising to the public.
Yeah.
So, as for that, what happened is, for some reason, just magically at the same time, Hope Norhate did a hit piece on him.
Really?
As you can see, it's here.
And the hit piece is that he is a human being with a sense of humor.
Oh, I remember that, yeah.
As you can see there, his heinous crime includes wearing a colander on his head for his driving license, because, you know... Master Florian.
Sorry, did he get deselected for being funny?
Seemingly so!
It's just like Bro getting desolated for making a joke about the Scots.
Yeah.
What is the investigation here?
So back in the day, there was a big ruckus about how women were going to wear niqabs for their driving license, but obviously you can't see their face.
That doesn't make sense.
So the atheists of the world became pastafarians and were like, this colander is my religious headgear.
This has to be allowed.
But as you can see, that's one of the things they're whining about.
Mock the system.
Absolutely.
Is that he's daring to mock inconsistencies in the law.
Well, humor is right wing, isn't it?
So it can't be allowed.
Correct, but why did Richard Tice respond to this?
I don't know!
I genuinely don't know!
Can we just go back to his... We will not tolerate inappropriate behavior.
They will be removed, fast and simple.
Can we click on Stan's tweet?
Maybe there's some inappropriate behavior in there.
So, it's a statement from Ian.
Right.
Well, he's just talking about the fact that this is bollocks.
But what was he deselected over?
So if you go to I Hope Not Hate's website, I'm sure they have some more whining.
I suppose we'll go to the mirror and they'll have the whining in detail.
Okay.
Again, they use the picture of the colander.
Right.
That's his crime.
Yeah.
He liked Tommy Robinson and Nick Griffin tweets.
Right.
Okay.
What were the tweets?
Yeah.
Well, the tweets, um, I can't remember off the top of my head, I'm sure they're in here somewhere, is them just pointing out that, well, if you, if you get loads of Muslims into the country, um, they're all pro-Gaza, turns out.
Big shock.
I mean, this is actually the worry of most Jews in London at this point, because they were like, oh, I love immigration.
And then, oh, what's going on?
Specifically speaking of Bella Wallersteiner.
I don't know if you're familiar with her.
Unfortunately, I am, yes.
Yeah.
She works for, I believe, the Conservative Party?
Yep.
Massive, massive liberal.
And then was walking down to the Israeli embassy for some reason and was like, what a minute, all these people don't like me.
It's almost as if it's written in the book.
Who knows?
Yeah.
Anyway, so that's your base right wing media.
Sorry, base right wing.
Party in England?
Alternative, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ty's put out a tweet saying something about they don't meet our standards.
Sorry, Ty.
Do you have an objective list of your standards?
Is there any way we can browse them?
Should we go to the... Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's the thing, isn't it?
There's no, like, actual... We're not tolerating inappropriate behavior.
Liking tweets is now inappropriate behavior.
They will be removed fast and simple.
Who are you afraid of, Richard?
What you're afraid of is the Guardian and the Independent going, oh, reform, far-right party.
It's like, why do you think you're going up in the polls?
Please take me seriously.
Please take me seriously.
Could you imagine if the New Zealand First Party kicked out that guy for saying you can't bring your whole village?
It just wouldn't be the same party.
It wouldn't be worthwhile.
I just love the fact that under all of these tweets, it's me ratioing them.
Sorry, what?
Disgusting.
Well, let's end this off with something else, which is just to take a look at how pathetic this is, of course, because the communist organization is floating here.
They put up this, which is just a massive bloat about how they control the party at this point.
In fact, can we watch this video?
Because this video is just like, the fact that they can make a video like this about reform goes to show you that reform is just not fit for purpose.
It's been a tough couple of weeks for Richard Tice's Reform UK.
Gloating.
Hope Not Hate have exposed three of his parliamentary candidates for extreme racism and far-right beliefs.
Corral is low.
Exposed?
Exposed?
What did you do?
Well, we found things they put out on social media.
That we didn't like.
That's not exposing.
They put those things out on social media.
They wanted them to be seen.
His party members squabble over Axe candidates.
And Tice even told candidates that they have to pay for their own election leaflets.
But that's the least of Tice's worries.
It turns out that despite his claim that Reform UK would contest 632 parliamentary seats, the party has almost 200 vacancies, including in target areas like Barnsley North and Doncaster North.
That's because I imagine HopeNotHere have put out 200 tweets or pieces about their bloody candidates!
Well, there's also the cascading effect.
So, I mean, Ian sent me a message about the whole thing.
He was like, well, I agree, so what should I do?
I said, well, I don't know, it's up to you, man.
So he wrote a letter to the HQ and they said, well, as a result of him sending that letter to them and having a collider on his head, he's been kicked out.
So then, when Bo was kicked from South Swindon, our North Swindon candidate was also kicked, you may remember.
So now Swindon's just off the table.
I got a message from the lady organizing it, and again, if she's watching, I absolutely love you and everyone else who's on the ground level, which is the leadership that's causing the problems.
And she was like, do you know anyone who has a squeaky clean social media who can run?
Because that's now the requirement.
And it's like, no?
Nobody?
Have you seen the state of the country?
Most people can't keep their mouth shut about how bad the country's gone.
And the idea that because someone dares to say something, the leadership team decide to kick everyone.
This is not how you get the New Zealand First Party being in power, and they're just going, no more Indians.
We've got too many.
That can't happen here if this is the modus operandi.
Isn't that amazing?
Hope Not Hate have managed to slice off a third of Reform's candidates by just posting about their Twitter accounts.
Well, I don't think it's that many directly, of course.
Sure, but no, no, no.
Obviously, directly, they only get, like, you know, 10 or 20 or whatever.
But the cascading effect, as you say, you know, that just ends up slowing off a bunch of people that reform needed.
And so, OK, Richard, you're destroying your own party now because, I mean, you're just not going to have the candidates for the election because Hope Not Hate wrote mean articles about you.
Yeah, and it won't end here.
No, of course it won't end.
They're thrilled about this.
This is what this whole thing is.
There's a big gloat.
Ha ha ha!
We literally control reform and we can destroy it at will and Richard Tice has no spine and so will let us do this.
Well, I'd like to see one of the other parties like UK Poor Britain First just recruit the people that have been kicked out of reform.
Yeah, I tell you what.
Just get all the sound people together.
Just honestly, again, I've said this before, but Gerard Batten never deselected people, did he?
He stepped through the fire and everything was going great.
He also had the same manly energy that the guy in charge of... Yeah, exactly!
Anyway, that's that.
Good habitats are being created for the Kiwis.
I'm sure they won't go extinct in the next few years, so that's good news.
Yeah, sorry, just a quick thing here.
Hope not hate will be there to vet them.
Richard, they literally think they control who gets to run in your party.
Because they do!
Because they actually do, yeah!
It's just, it's so embarrassing.
It's so embarrassing.
Batten would never have allowed this to happen.
You know, Batten was quite happy.
Step through the fire and then we'll just keep going.
It's the only way.
It's the only goddamn way.
Gotta get myself a bracelet.
What would Gerald Batten do?
Yeah.
Give it to Richard Tice.
Get him a t-shirt.
Well, let's move on.
Let's go to the last segment.
Yeah.
So you guys know who Jimmy Kimmel is, right?
He's that unfunny man.
He's one of the suite of unfunny late-night comedians who live in California and support everything the left does, no matter what happens.
And then occasionally, they'll come out of their bubble and they'll go to another country that maybe isn't quite as left-wing as California, if you can imagine such a thing.
And they'll come back and go, hang on a second, we don't have to live with human feces all over the pavements, actually.
We don't have to live with drug addicts just shooting up in the middle of the street.
We don't have to live in a decaying civilization run by leftism.
Well, they don't frame it that way, exactly, because they, I guess, are just too stupid or too captured to be able to identify the source of the problem.
But Jimmy Kimmel went to Japan and was like, oh my God, what the hell's happened here?
You know, there's literally no one tried to mug me.
I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
No one stole my car.
Seth Rogen was like, what, really?
Aren't you happy to give your car away?
It just never came up.
Let's watch.
Traveling to Japan, I realized that this place, this USA we're always chanting about, is a filthy and disgusting place.
We were in Japan for seven days.
Not only did I not encounter a single dirty bathroom, the bathrooms in Tokyo and Kyoto are cleaner than our operating rooms here.
Everywhere you go, the bathrooms are clean, they don't smell bad, they have those toilets that wash you from the inside out.
And not just in a hotel.
Restaurants, bars, truck stops.
I went to two truck stops.
I swear to God, the bathroom's cleaner than Jennifer Garner's teeth.
The cleanest.
Beautiful.
And it's not just the bathroom.
There's no litter.
They clean up after themselves!
They bring the garbage to their houses!
Take up the laugh track, it's just a right-winged rant.
Yeah, it's just a video of some guy who votes for the very far-right parties.
But isn't that just amazing?
Now, I mean, Jimmy Kimmel doesn't bring up that Japan is 96% indigenous, according to Wikipedia.
It doesn't bring up that it's homogeneity that is the case here.
I mean, I just love this so much.
I just can't believe I went to a country and it was nice.
It was absolutely...
Actually, most countries were nice.
I mean, if you go back 50, 60 years in America, it was nice.
Things were nice, and somehow things have become more diverse and left-wing, and things are now not nice, and you're living in the ruins of the civilization that you quite happily gave away.
These people and their politics are the problem.
So how do we hold up the mirrors and let them know?
I don't know.
I mean, they're holding up the mirror themselves.
I just don't know what to do.
If Jimmy Kimmel would come out and go, yeah, America's an asshole.
I don't know what we've done to it, but Japan's lovely.
And they always give the example of Norway or Finland or something.
It's like, man, I've got some bad news for you on that.
These are not diverse countries.
All you can do is point to countries that are simply not diverse and go, well, I want that.
It's like, oh, do you?
They're never moving to Mexico when there's a new president, are they?
No, no, they are.
If Donald Trump becomes president, I'm fleeing to Canada.
How are you?
I mean, that's not exactly an undiverse country now, but it's not getting any better.
But I thought this was an interesting way of talking about Japan, because Japan has looked at the rest of the world And said, you know what, New Zealand is wrong.
Japan needs Indian restaurants.
Japan needs diversification.
So Jimmy Kimmel visiting Japan is at the beginning of a process that is now starting there.
This is from 2020, Foreign Policy Magazine.
They say in the bustling Ueno neighborhood of central Tokyo, the street smell of cumin lamb skewers, shish kebab and kofte.
While it's been relatively multicultural compared to the rest of Tokyo since the 1980s, the entire capital is becoming increasingly diverse.
In the coming decades, similar neighborhoods will mushroom across Japan as the nation pushes ahead with radical immigration reforms.
But even as immigration grows in this traditionally homogeneous country, Japan appears to be avoiding the organized far-right backlash that has coursed through the West in recent years.
Good news on the horizon, isn't it?
Goodbye, Japan.
Fantastic news.
I'm skeptical because I've seen the numbers for Japan.
I reckon the reason they probably don't have a far-right backbash in the same way they describe in the West is because they haven't done what we've done.
I mean like replacing 25% of your population with borrowers is not something Japan's done.
Yet.
Because I mean in 1997 there was no far-right backlash.
Like, you know, in the early 2000s, there was no far-right backlash.
It took to the late sort of 2000s, early 2010s for someone like Tommy Robinson to become a thing when he was like, hang on a second, 20 years down the line nearly.
Uh, something's gone wrong here.
And actually there were gangs doing terrible things.
Did you know about this?
And they're like, no, there aren't, you racist.
So I'm like, okay.
Uh, and so.
Four years?
Yeah, no, I'm sure there isn't a massive far-right backlash in Japan.
Because, I mean, they say in 2020 there were nearly 3 million immigrants in Japan, but Japan has a population of 126 million.
So, and they're all going to be concentrated in Tokyo.
So, this is one of those things where it's like, well, and Tokyo is absolutely gargantuan.
So, you would probably not notice it if you're living outside.
But this is, of course, triple the figure than there was in 1990.
And they say, Japan ranks moderately high on global indices of acceptance and tolerance of immigrants.
Well, that's good.
The Japanese are just really accepting and tolerant of immigrants.
They're going to learn the hard way, aren't they?
I didn't realize that they were.
I thought they called us Gaijin.
Yeah, I'm very skeptical that that's true in the slightest from what I've seen of people who make content in Japan.
It's the exact opposite.
No, they're very progressive, very diverse.
They love black people, especially.
They literally ban foreigners, all foreigners from certain streets to keep them culturally pure.
Yeah, that's progressive.
Nationalistic and xenophobic far-right voices protesting the new law have failed to gain momentum.
In fact, most Japanese society supports changing immigration policy.
In a recent survey by Nikkei in 2020, 70% of Japanese said it is good to see more foreigners in the country.
Wow, I mean, it's just a survey.
Japanese are like, you know, I'm sick of this clean, productive, healthy, safe society.
We need more foreigners.
There's one thing we could do with it, it's more crime.
Is this Western media?
Is it like, Hollywood?
I imagine this is, I don't.
But the nationalist and anti-immigrant groups only made up 1-2% of voters, apparently.
It's not like Europe!
It's like, phony.
But fast forward to 2024, and 2 million more have come since then.
And so the Japanese Labor Ministry figures have released this, so the inflow is set to continue at a fast pace as Japan seeks more assembly line staff, construction workers, vegetable pickers and caregivers for the elderly.
Heard this story before, have you?
We can't have machines pick vegetables.
We need humans doing it.
Why?
Because I like the slave days.
I don't like the Industrial Revolution.
Just annoying to listen to.
listen to.
Japan is entering an era of mass foreign immigration, said the president of a Hiroshima-based agency that sources and supervises foreign workers.
Incremental adjustments will not suffice.
We're going to do it fast, we're going to do it hard.
Have we not been a bad enough example yet?
Clearly not.
I mean, I really mean this.
Have we not been a bad enough example for the Japanese to look at and go, uh, how many machete fights do we need on the streets of Japan?
To be fair, depends where they're getting the migrants from.
Ah, well, you're going to find out exactly where they're getting the migrants from in a minute.
Um, on any given weekday, it isn't immediately obvious that about a fifth of one area's, uh, roughly 40,000 residents are foreign born because most of them work.
Haha.
That's not going to continue forever.
But this is, of course, because of Japan's, quote, rapidly aging society.
And this is the problem everywhere, because instead of revisiting the commitments that were made in the middle of the 20th century about pensions, we decided what we'll do is give away our civilizations entirely, actually.
Can't have the boomers going without their pensions.
And I tell you what, there is a part of me that really does think that all of the problems of the West do stem from the boomers' selfishness.
So yep, we're going to keep our property right until the end and give it away or sell it so we can enjoy a nice retirement and pay for some foreigner to look after us in our retirement home.
So we are essentially completely liberated from our own families.
It's a fair assessment.
Thanks, Boomers.
Anyway, the chronic labor crisis has been the source of the problem.
Prime Minister Fumio Kishida warned the country now finds itself on the brink of being unable to maintain social functions because of the slow birth rate.
Then it shouldn't have those social functions, should it?
That's what they get.
They're like, oh, I'm not gonna, I mean, I'm sure you're all familiar with Herbivore Men and the Liberated Women of Japan, where it's like, okay, they're not having children.
Okay, then you don't get a pension.
You don't get people looking after you.
This is what happens when you decide, actually, my personal comfort is more important than my civilization is.
Retirement age goes up four years.
Or just doesn't happen.
There is no retirement.
You're going to work until you're dead because you didn't do what was necessary to make it possible for you to retire later on in life.
You don't contribute.
So why should you take back?
Exactly.
It's just that simple.
But no, uh, for some reason, this is just something that's completely off the table.
So, uh, this beautiful place needs people from, I don't know, Burkina Faso.
Think they'll improve at Callum?
What about India?
Are we going to improve it?
I mean, this went viral the other day because there was just someone walking around going, wow, suddenly our streets are dirty.
How did this happen?
Yeah.
Well, get used to it because it's going to be happening more often.
You know what you really need?
You know, it's just one bit and then he turns and it's a clean street again.
Yeah.
Ah, Japan.
But you know what Japan doesn't have enough of?
It's subcontinental ethnic strife.
I mean, we love that over here.
There's nothing better than a massive mob of Indians and a massive mob of Pakistanis chanting about something utterly irrelevant.
Or perhaps, you know, people about Israel and Gaza in London.
The Hindus and the Muslims.
It's just enrichment, diversity.
I mean, I don't know what Britain would be like if we didn't have foreign ethnic conflict here.
And Japan obviously has no idea what Japan's like.
And so obviously they get Indian and Pakistani migrants now fighting each other in Tokyo.
I have no sympathy at all.
None at all!
Like, as if we weren't a good enough example for you.
That's fine.
You can enjoy the ethnic conflict that you have imported to your otherwise tranquil country.
I mean, Japan developed loads of really elaborate rituals as a way of kind of social status signaling.
I'm still having a tough time believing this is actually the path they're going down.
Because from the people I watch on Twitter and YouTube, like, whenever this issue comes up, they're just like, yeah, no, we're not taking the European path.
Oh, well, that's wrong.
Like, in Japanese government and society, everyone's understanding of this.
Yeah, no, that's wrong.
Like, that one Muslim guy who, um, discredited, um, went to that Shinto shrine and destroyed it.
They were just like, out.
Yep, it's gone.
It's true.
Yeah.
Dealing with it.
But their, their government is, uh, this year going to be bringing in 800,000 new foreigners.
That's the plan for this year.
And this is what we're going to get.
It's out of the gate.
Bad idea.
What are you going to do?
They're already getting the scum of the earth turning up, obviously.
Here's a Sri Lanka migrant who apparently raped two women and has applied to be a refugee so he doesn't get deported.
What?
Of course, sending him back to Sri Lanka is just cruelty.
Living in Sri Lanka equals bad.
You know, again, maybe I'm being too trusting, but this just seems like something they would reject.
Because I remember when they did have, I think it was like, 100 guys from Sudan or something came and then within a year they deported literally all of them.
Yeah, maybe they did.
But that's not going to be the way things go going forward.
Because the government needs foreigners to do the work that the aged Japanese themselves apparently can't do.
Japan is automated.
Like, they are the most advanced country in terms of industry.
They don't need pickers and pluckers.
Apparently they do, according to foreign policy, Japan Times.
This is bigger than that.
This is globalism.
This is like WTF level.
It's undoubtedly globalism.
The problem is there are a series of commitments made by the state that the people running the state have no other answer in order to maintain.
And instead of saying, look, it's going to be unpopular that you guys just haven't had enough children for us to maintain these commitments, they've been like, well, it's going to have to be Burkina Faso men stabbing people in the streets during robbery.
Because the reason they're industrialized in that way is because of this shortage.
Like, this is not new.
This has been going on for what, like 20 years?
Yeah.
Technically since the 90s.
And their solution to that has been, we're not going to do what the Europeans are doing.
We're just going to automate everything we can.
And that's doubtless why they're one of the last holdouts against mass immigration.
Right.
I mean, we've done, we did this 25 years ago and even then, before then, we still had significant amounts of immigration all through the 90s and in the late 80s.
So, I'm sure that the Japanese have been like, yeah, we're not going to do this.
But it's come to a point now where the balance books just aren't balancing.
And they're like, nope, we just need those men.
We just need foreign men to do things in this country.
Otherwise, we're not going to pay for pensions, blah, blah, blah.
And it's like, okay, that's great, but you're not doing anything to vet these people, I guess.
Or you're just...
I mean, I, I didn't have to be guys from Burkina Faso.
Well, I'd be interested to know an average Japanese chap's perspective of the West.
Cause obviously we live it.
So we, we know what's really going on in the ground, but we see on the BBC just says man arrested.
You know, we see the gaps that are missing.
Do they not see the gaps that are missing?
Do they watch Netflix and think, Oh, all the faces are brown now and everyone's happier.
Like, you know, you know, it's interesting.
There was a video game called power world that was developed by a Japanese developer and.
The characters in it are all ugly.
And when asked, the Japanese developer was just like, well, we just assume Western people like ugly people because all of their games and movies have ugly people in them now.
It's like, right.
So they don't, I mean, you know, they don't understand.
We don't like, it's not that we want ugly people.
But it's what's portrayed.
It's because we've got a woke class of social justice activists who are deforming everything we produce.
And I guess they just didn't know.
But yeah, and so like when a random girl on the street is just asked, well, Uh, the British are now a minority in their own capital.
Would you be all right with that in Tokyo?
Um, I guess she would.
No, it's just, you know, it's just.
No way does she say yes.
No way.
Just, it's just a random woman on the streets of Tokyo.
But still.
Yeah.
That's insanity.
But again, think of it from Epstein, the country is still like 96% Japanese.
But then why would you want to, I could see that not being, Seen as a thing that could happen, like we'll never reach that level.
I can see that perspective, but yes, I'd be okay with that happening.
That's insane.
I have no idea.
I have absolutely no idea.
Leave them to it.
Yeah.
And so just, I mean, that's just really where to end that because just, I don't, have we not been a bad enough example?
That's the only thing I can keep coming back to.
Let's try harder.
Yeah.
I mean, New Zealand has been like, no, no, no, we tried it.
It doesn't work.
God only knows what the New Zealand solution is going to be to the crisis of the aging demographic for the native peoples there, but what are you going to do?
Anyway, any thoughts?
Well, they don't have one in New Zealand.
That was the point.
What thoughts?
Hell yeah, no, they actually had a growing population.
I'm skeptical this is true, to be honest.
I really find it...
Hard to believe.
Hard to believe, maybe, but again, these are not like, you know, kooky, this is, you know, Japan Times, foreign policy magazine, you know, these are not kooky, right-wing conspiracy outlets.
Colonel Otaku Gatekeeper I really don't trust as well, because there's a guy I follow who tweets about this a lot, because he lives in Japan, and he's American, so he keeps up to date with the politics.
Like the 800,000 figure, I don't know if you saw that article, that's like 800,000 Nigerians are coming to Japan.
I don't think it's going to be Nigerians specifically.
Yeah.
The whole article was just fake news.
Yeah.
Like it wasn't Nigerians.
It wasn't in one year.
It was over five and it was skilled visas were being offered.
Sure.
So they're going to join the millions that are already there and whether they like it or not, I think they're committed to this path rather than revisiting the concept of the social programs.
I think like we are, it's just going to continue.
So I don't know how fast it's going to be, obviously, but I'm convinced that it's happening and that it's a good thing.
Well, let's go to the video comments.
South Australian Indigenous voice to Parliament at their very first election.
So there's about 42,000 self-proclaimed Indigenous people living in South Australia.
You could argue 24,000 of them are about voting age.
Not even 10 bloody percent of the voting age came out to vote for these people.
And that doesn't even scratch the surface of how they were elected.
Some people got elected with zero votes.
Because I need to make a gender equilibrium habit, because I have three females, three males, and one of any gender.
I don't understand a word of that.
Couldn't make any of that out because of the noise in the background, but I think it was, the problem is if you send us video clips that are longer than 30 seconds, the editors try and speed them up just to get them in, but in that case couldn't understand what was being said.
Regarding Tranny Day, Karl made the excellent observation of comparing the Rousseau's social man.
But, if we take the materialist position that religion is just the anthropomorphization of the nature of reality, there's a particular political prescience in privileging Tranny Day over Easter.
Transgenderism, of course, is the final Rousseauian victory of the sovereign self over the oppression of nature.
Thus, the White House's preference of it over religion reveals that this whole thing is not just a minor quibbling over social tastes, but a fundamental divide over ontology itself.
Not that we don't know that, of course, but this is probably the best example in history I've seen of it.
That's so totally true as well.
It's very incisive and exactly the point.
This is the best thing they could ask for.
I mean, God only knows what happens next, like trans-speciesism or something like that.
But yeah, there is a reason that the regime loves transgenderism.
They absolutely love it.
They think it's the best thing that's ever happened.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
I feel like I'm going to put my back out just watching that.
Well done.
Hi everyone.
I wanted to show you guys this video of this fat grey squirrel stuffing itself.
It comes everyday like clockwork and steals all the bird food.
But I'm okay with it because it's really cute.
It's used to an audience by now.
Just thought this would be something that would make you guys smile so decided to take a video of it.
Other than that, hope you guys have a great day.
Nearly ran over a stoat yesterday.
Didn't try hard enough.
No, I wasn't trying at all.
But we're driving along this country road and this stoat just like really long bodied stoat bounces across the road.
I was like, Christ, nearly ran over.
But yeah, small animals are adorable.
I like them.
Although not the American squirrels because they killed all our squirrels off.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's a good point.
Bloody Americans.
I have to deal with small animals all the time because I've got five cats and they love torturing them.
I bring them in.
Yeah.
And so the other day I had to like rescue a mouse and it's like, okay, but what do I do with it?
So I put it outside.
The cats are watching.
They're literally watching as I go to put this outside.
I'm like, okay.
Just let them kill it.
I don't think I'm going to do that actually.
I think I'm, I think I'm going to try and let it go.
But, um, yeah, no, it's harsh, man.
of the cats.
Just let them kill it.
I don't think I'm going to do that, actually.
I think I'm going to try and let it go.
But, yeah, no, it's harsh, man.
Cats are evil.
That's all wicked.
Totally, totally wicked.
I saw a video of a guy who pretended to be drowning in his pool, and his dog's like, oh no, I have to go save him, and jumps in and saves him.
Cat would never do that.
No, a cat would just be like... A cat would just be like... Do you guys have written comments?
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm going to read them, because you usually do.
HR Slave says, would you guys have ties on the podcast to debate one of you on his reasoning for turning the party into a cucked commie puppet show?
Of course, but why would he do it?
Obviously we would.
Hello, Cuckhold.
I'm joined by Cuckhold today.
Obviously we'd love to have Bob, but he's never going to do it.
And I tell you what, man, it really is destroying reform as well.
There's no good reason.
Well, just to avoid hit pieces in the press.
That's what it is.
No good reason.
Yeah, exactly.
No good reason at all.
You've just got to step through the fire.
The China band sends a $20 super chat saying there's no real leadership among the nativist protesters.
The elites can mobilize a small number of Antifa and make their side look much larger.
Yeah, that's exactly the problem, but there's no real leadership because there's no one being paid by shadowy billionaires like George Soros to be the leadership.
If there was, we could have some leadership, but for some reason, right-wing billionaires just think No, I'm actually going to be the Scrooge McDuck stereotype that every left-winger calls me, and I'm going to do nothing that might socially improve the world around me or politically advance my cause, where George Soros will literally just throw money at every single goddamn thing going.
It's really insufferable, frankly.
Then when you do get one, where does the money go?
It's like, okay, it goes to, you know, people who haven't used it effectively.
You're right, there must be something in that psychologically.
What is it about right-wing people that don't invest back in the community?
Or even in their own political wing.
That's the thing.
Like, you know, who donates to the Conservative Party at this point?
Apart from land and house building investors.
Well, I suppose Lawrence has got Jeremy Hosking.
He's investing in Lawrence to disrupt the environment.
And obviously Richard Tice went to Lawrence's backer to try and steal him and say, fund me instead.
He just said, well, no.
Why fund Lawrence?
I don't love Lawrence, obviously.
But like, what's he doing?
You know?
I suppose keeping the conversation going and disrupting the mainstream.
I guess.
You've got to pick and choose your priorities, right?
Yeah, but it would have been good to have spent that money on like an activist base, putting leaflets through doors and just, you know, getting the word out.
So I really think that if you're going to campaign, you've got to do it just off of social media.
Peter says, it's got to the point where I think Reform UK are a ghost party.
They're only there to draw attention and we'll get magically rid of all of their candidates before the next general election.
I mean, they've got rid of a third of them already.
Well, they did it last time, didn't they?
What did the Brexit Party do?
They stood all their candidates down, so they have form.
Yeah, that's true.
There's a precedent on this.
Matt says the socialist Irish Republicans call anti-immigration Irish nationalists West Brits.
Well, bringing in the backwash of the British DEI officers to lecture us on how Ireland isn't diverse enough.
I imagine the British establishment are very concerned about Ireland setting the example for the English.
Moreover, demographic change in Belfast has happened rapidly since COVID.
I'd imagine Britain is worried about conflict there.
One thing that must be said of the British establishment, hitherto they've been far more competent in containing dissidents.
The Irish elite and establishment are total morons.
By the way, only 15% of IPAS residents are single women.
There we go.
It's higher than I thought.
Yeah, that is higher than I thought, actually.
I mean, can't be entirely safe, can it?
That demographic change in Belfast Common.
Yeah.
I was there fairly recently and saw it firsthand and it's just like, nah man, that's a way of destroying the possibility of it leaving.
Because the guy who invited me, he We're all through the troubles with doing stuff, right?
And so, I was asking about politics, what's going on, and he's like, yeah, no, there's still violence all the time, it just isn't covered on the mainlines, no one gives a shit.
Like, whilst I was there, a police station was just bombed.
I was just like, really?
No one cares.
No one cares.
Just doesn't transfer.
But the point being that we were talking about, so what's the future of Northern Ireland?
Because you've got this demographic problem with the Catholics, like they're getting more, the Protestants disappearing, and Brexit, you said, was a huge issue.
But then he brought up, well, you know, there's also all the boat people are turning up now, which is sort of destroying all politics whatsoever.
Because now there's no Catholic-Protestant divide if you were able to import the third world and make that the issue.
Yeah.
Which isn't a solution to anything, of course.
Well, it could be, couldn't it?
A common enemy.
I suppose so, but it's sort of, wow, we've released the dragons, why?
To stop France and Germany fighting.
It's like, this is worse now, thank you!
Looking at each other, do we really hate each other that much?
Charlie says, I for one am certain that the worst thing to happen to my country wasn't colonization by Britain or even the 1801 Act of Union, it was the Celtic Tiger.
The massive period of economic growth between the 90s and 2018.
Suddenly we had a huge amount of money injected into the country and we lost the ability to run it ourselves.
And as such, we felt we needed to keep up with the neighbors in Europe.
Unfortunately, this also led to where we are today.
Quite possibly.
Passing says, so you're saying that Sinn Féin is hiring Muslim mercenaries?
What the hell is this timeline?
No, I'm not saying that Sinn Féin is hiring Muslim mercenaries.
But you're not saying they're not doing that?
Yeah, I'm not saying they're not.
I'm saying that the island is a diverse, rainbow, multicultural society.
It's no longer just green and orange.
It needs to be yellow, pink, brown, and every other color under the sun.
Mercenaries came to them.
That's the thing.
Yeah.
Well, they always do.
Got money, have you?
The worst thing that ever happened to the world was the Muslims finding the oil, I'll be honest.
They just never found the oil, things would be a lot more peaceful.
You're not wrong.
Screwtape Laser says, The greatest living American social commentator, Gavin McInnes, has done an excellent job of documenting the tears of the leftist apparatus.
Politicians and bureaucrats at the top, the lawyers and journalists bridge the gap to the mentally ill, gay, addicted, anti-far foot soldiers.
Keep pulling that thread, Ireland.
Yeah, that's true.
I think he's leaving out the, um, dysgenic middle-class left-wing women who have a fetish for foreign men as well.
This is around the Kev Callow people.
Am I wrong?
No.
You've seen this image.
This is an American woman of all people.
Really fat.
Big and blonde.
Really ugly.
As we're in this sign, this pussy welcomes refugees.
The grossest thing I've ever seen.
Did you not see the one literally getting banged in the street by one?
Yeah, that was Kev O'Callaghan getting banged.
Literally in the middle of the street, this woman's just bending over with a refugee binder.
And literally the lanyard, Kev O'Callaghan!
Just unbelievable.
It's a fetish.
It is absolutely a fetish for a certain class of woman.
Galacta says, so when now that five Muslim teacher in the UK said to UK students, Muslims will replace you, they weren't kidding.
I guess not.
Threadknot sends a $20 soup chat saying, Father Robinson, tell us who did this to you, and we'll sort out the bastard who took away your throne.
It was Richard Tice!
I'm still thinking about this oil, because why were we so rubbish at taking it off them?
I mean, we tried, but... But why were we so rubbish at it?
Well, we lost in Iran because they took over.
Like, we had what was the Anglo-Iranian Oil Company and then the Islamic Revolution happened.
Literally, the barbarians beat Western civilization and the greatest armies in the world.
We should have just invaded with the Soviets.
Split between us.
Even giving it to the Soviets would have been much easier.
Because you think about it, it's really just Saudi and Iran.
And then you've got Qatar and whatnot doing the real deal stuff, like funding terrorism and ISIS and whatnot.
Yeah, can you just take the oil off of those two?
Yeah.
Oh, the Simpsons meme again.
All the lawyers happily holding hands.
I mean, we're going to get called colonialists anyway.
We should have just actually colonized these places and built infrastructure around the oil and the West would have been saved.
You know, that's the thing.
If the Americans actually did colonization instead of decolonizing us and being like, oh, everyone's free.
It's like, no, no, no, no.
No, they're not.
A proper empire, my friends.
Well, this is what I keep saying about Afghanistan.
The whole thing is a mess because we didn't colonize it properly, or America didn't.
Just say, no, this is part of our empire.
We're going to make it better.
Can you imagine, like, the West Bank-style colonization just in Kabul?
There's just American families turning up.
There are green lawns, perfectly green, all year round.
White picket fences.
Yeah.
How beautiful that world would be.
American lawns aren't amazing, to be honest.
Yeah, but it's better than Afghanistan.
Probably.
Omar says... Snooty and British about it.
I am going to be snooty and British about it.
American lawns are just good.
That's Richard Cole's bio.
They're often patchy.
I'm sorry.
I've been to America many times.
Abnor's got a much better lawn.
No, no.
Often they'll just replace the lawn with fake green grass.
We do have better grass.
Yeah, and it's just like, sorry, you know, if you're going to do a lawn, do it properly.
Every field in Hedgerow.
Yeah, exactly.
Omar says, now there's a thought, if the ethnic foods aren't representative of what you find in other countries, then aren't they culturally appropriating our recipes?
And in fact, doesn't the whole thing of, oh, we need the restaurants.
So yeah, but they don't have these restaurants in India or China.
So what are you talking about?
Like, this is not But even then, it turns out you don't need to be black to make jerk chicken.
Sure, but that's the second part of his message, in fact.
Polish people can make Thai food.
Sure, sure.
But if they don't eat that Thai food in Thailand, then this whole thing about Thai restaurants or Indian restaurants is total bollocks.
You've been lying to us this whole time.
The entire thread of, oh, well, think of the restaurants.
What do you mean?
Think of the restaurants.
Where did it come from?
Did we invent this?
Where did the Chinese restaurant originate?
That is a good, uh, inversion.
Not from China, apparently!
You know when you go and look for a nice Chinese restaurant or Asian or Japanese one, you look for the number of Asians in there, really.
Oh yeah, you do, yeah.
Everyone plays this game.
To get a sense of... I don't care in there, it must be good!
But if you want...
Cancerously sweet, sweet and sour, and you know, really cheap, wholesome, I'm-buying-it-for-the-family food, then sort of you just want the crappy Chinese.
Yeah, you want the one that does a mixed grill and chips.
I want to see a bunch of Lithuanians in the kitchen, and a bunch of, I don't know, average Anglos in front of the house.
Omar's pointing out that, look, my chicken tikka masala, which is a dish that was invented in England, needs to come from authentic British cooks.
It wasn't invented in India.
No, no.
Manchester.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
I love it.
But this isn't, this isn't, immigration was never about the restaurants.
I want to see Manx making curries.
That's all I want.
Yeah.
Alistair says, Thijs is in full delusion mode.
He's obsessed with gaining power at any cost, rather than on the basis of his principles.
Watching him writhe in supine submission to every lefty midwit who wanders past is total cringe.
I have reached the point where I won't vote for him.
This is a shame, as it's at the time the only option we have to try and disturb the status quo.
I fear civil unrest is coming.
Wow, everyone keeps promising civil unrest, but it never turns up, does it?
Um, the thing is like Tice, the reform is still doing quite well in the polls.
So it's not like none of this seems to actually matter.
I don't believe the polls.
There's only one poll that counts and that's election day.
The others are nonsense.
I agree with you, obviously.
But like, I don't think that like the internet drama that is caused by hate is having an impact on the regular person who's just like, well, I don't want to vote for the conservatives.
someone's going to vote for reform when asked when they're being polled.
I don't think the internet drama is having any impact on that at all.
So why pay any attention to any of it, Tice?
It's true.
Because it's your activist base and your candidate base.
You could literally do nothing about it.
This is an eternal problem every leader has with every party, which is that you've got to placate the demands of the general public versus the ideological needs of people who are going to be doing the work.
Because of course, sometimes they don't mesh.
Sometimes it's the case that the right thing to do, even for just like ideological reasons, may also be the right thing to do, the public don't want.
So it's a hard decision, as they usually call it.
And politics is dealing with that, and their model is instead of not having a party, just having a list of friends or whatever the hell they call them these days.
Yeah, supporters.
But on the right, I don't think that's a problem.
I think on the right, the people doing the groundwork are the general public.
I think that the mesh is there.
Exactly.
But then at the leadership level, if you want to throw them under the bus, It may not have an impact directly on the general public as quick as that, but now, no one in Swindon can vote for you.
It doesn't exist.
There are no candidates.
That's gone.
Not only that, quite a large number of people who were going to go out and campaign for their candidate now won't go and do the leafleting.
They're not giving up their time for that.
Nobody's going to vote for them anyway.
Even the people that get polled and say, yeah, I'll vote for them because I don't want to vote for the Tories, they'll get in that booth, they'll either vote Conservative or Labour or they won't vote.
That's a depressing future.
That's our future.
But the point I was making is just, if Richard Tice had just done nothing and ignored Hope Not Hate, I don't think they would have been in a different position in the polls.
Yes.
This is also true.
And that's what I think he's afraid of.
And you would have kept your activist and candidate base happy.
Exactly.
Everyone would have been happy and hope not hate would have just seethed.
And they probably would have just stopped.
They'd be like, okay, no, he's not responding.
No, Richard Tice would have taken a stick from the BBC and Channel 4 and he wants to be part of that establishment.
He wants them to like him.
So it would have made a difference.
Yeah.
That successful leadership versus whatever the hell this is.
There's another thing that really irritates me about this, because I keep up to date with Hope Not Hate because of the long history they've had interfering in British politics by the back door.
And ever since Tommy got banned off social media, that was their peak.
If you check their finances, that was definitely their peak during the EU election.
And they've been on a tailspin ever since.
TICE is giving them a new lease of life.
Financially, power-wise, impacts, reference, influence, whatever you want to call it.
Nobody gave a crap about them, even in their own circles.
This has been a massive boost for them, which it didn't have to be, and they very well might have just gone bankrupt the next few years and disappeared forever.
Well, you should write this up into a report.
They should be like, TICE, you're a fucking idiot!
You've ruined everything!
Northblood says, as one of the 10 people that know about Kiwi politics, they do have proportional representation and no upper house.
The problem with New Zealand First, however, is that he was the original kingmaker that let the old horse face into power originally.
Oh, really?
I didn't know that.
Interesting.
And the Nationals are in a coalition with New Zealand First and the ACT Party.
Very interesting.
But yeah, proportional representation, no upper house.
And boom, New Zealand First ends up in Parliament.
No upper house?
How does that work?
Immediately, I imagine.
There's an immediacy to this.
It feels a lot more like Athenian democracy, doesn't it?
I don't want more buttered chicken.
Rancid.
Just, I'm going to use that line.
Just whenever you're talking about a country, just name its food and go, gross.
I do like buttered chicken.
It's so clearly a personal dislike as well.
Unfortunately, because there's no oversight from an upper house outlawed.
I'm having relations with the French and you're just like, look, I just hate snails.
Gross.
Yep.
Frogs are banned.
Angel Brain says, watch out for piggyback laws.
The French government have passed legislation that will criminalize criticism of the government if it comes up from certain areas of the population.
I've done that here too.
I love my country of Scotland, but I've been trying to warn people for 15 damn years now that England should view Scotland as the beginning of a new North Korea.
Oh, we do.
We're just attached.
Take our fate as a lesson and learn it well.
Yes, as is our message to Japan.
Nathan says, Reformers are an absolute joke.
Well, a lot of people are angry about reform.
Reformers are an absolute joke.
Yet again, the managers and regime stooges descend on any credible opposition like vultures picking up a decomposing corpse, further eroding the illusion of democracy and making conditions for the purge all the more possible.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, Brandon says it's not about the NGOs.
No, it is about the NGOs, not the George Soros types.
We need right-wing NGOs, blah, blah, blah.
But the problem is the George Soros types are funding the NGOs, so these things are all connected.
Bleach Demon says Jacinda just wants the Indian street food.
Well, she's not in charge.
It's not Jacinda.
You can't get the Indian street food.
It's not what they serve in the Indian restaurants in New Zealand.
You've got to go to India.
Because in New Zealand they have hygiene laws.
If you want some guy pouring it through his armpit or whatever, you've got to go to India for the authentic taste.
I'm totally radicalised by those videos.
I know, it's grim.
You see them making them, it's like, just wear some gloves.
The feet are in it.
Gloves won't help.
Oh, God.
Bits of toenails in there. - I just can't.
I always check the Facebook comments as well, and there's videos that have like 500 million views, and then you get to the comments and people are just like, ugh.
And a few people are like, don't be racist.
Yeah, yeah.
Eat the toenails, bigot.
Alexander says the only immigration Japan needs are Christian missionaries to bring the nation to Christ.
Sound.
Of course you'd say that.
It might kill them for that, though.
Old habits.
Would!
They've had them for a while.
It's true.
Shadowban says they don't need workers.
They need people buying things.
They need economic activity.
They will give free money to the migrants and the migrants will buy cell phones and clothes and food and products.
Maybe.
Maybe.
I do suspect they are being honest when they say, look, we need people to take care of elderly people.
It's like, yep.
Well, we saw there, they're getting Filipinos in that image, which, um, not as many problems, putting it lightly.
Yep.
Good Christian nation.
Lots of healthcare workers.
Yeah.
But still have children, a lot of families.
Also going to have difficulty learning Japanese, that's for sure.
Oh, saw this.
Alexander makes a good point about the Jimmy Kimmel, uh, skit.
Why is the audience laughing?
They're not.
It's a laugh track, man.
No, no, no.
He has an audience.
He has a live audience.
I know he has an audience, but they put that stuff in.
But they are NPCs.
Did you ever see Jim Carrey expose him as Illuminati?
That was a good video.
Really?
Yeah.
I mean, that explains why Jimmy Kimmel is on TV, because I mean, he's not there for his own merits, is he?
But why is the audience laughing?
It isn't funny.
What a pathetic shithole much of America has become.
When it's not a laugh track, you've got someone at their side holding up things saying, laugh now or clap now, and everyone joins in.
But isn't that amazing?
It's like, look, Jimmy's going to tell you about how terrible your country is.
Time to laugh.
Aren't we rubbish?
All that poo on the streets.
Look at the fentanyl addicts bending over and puking.
I think there probably is a it's a very small section of American society that does like that the democratic zone.
I'm just thinking of the I'm sure you've seen they run San Francisco yeah a crappy joke about um Tom Cruise with spider pig and then Tom Cruise is laughing at spider ping like why are you laughing it's traditional American comedy it's funny it's just like spider pig's just not that funny man I haven't seen that.
Sophie says, Japan has sort of glorified foreign cultures a lot in their fictional works, and therefore has become very trendy among young people to embrace non-Asian cultures, because of Attack on Titan being inspired by Germany, Pluto making Arabic countries look peaceful and nice, and so forth.
One cool thing about manga is they have an absolute fetish for Victorian England, way more than anybody in actual England does.
Professor Layton, Black Butler, Moriarty, Files, etc.
That's based on Victorian England.
These manga artists have a lot of fetishes.
Yeah, but Victorian England was cool.
Yeah, it was.
I'm sure we don't do things that way anymore.
Colin says, let me get this right.
Jimmy Kimmel complains about the United States and the state of the United States.
His audience finds it funny.
What exactly are they laughing at?
Yeah, and it's just like there's not a second of self-infliction out of any one of them.
Arizona Desert Rat says, how about Americans quit making a mess?
Well, good luck with that.
Our country's bathrooms used to be that clean, but people quit cleaning up after themselves.
Yes.
Just a total lack of pride in standards.
That is the problem.
And when you make a country diverse, the standards are the first things to go.
Alex Bradbury says 800,000 is what the Japanese people, the Japanese government is telling the people as a plan.
If it's anything like the European government, it'll be five times that.
Yeah, that's another thing as well.
So the Japanese government, we're just going to bring in 800,000 people and say, yeah, Yeah, and then the floodgates were open.
I don't know, is there a Japanese Conservative Party?
Crank it open.
Did you want five times that?
Yeah, well, sweet game.
If there's one country you should be worrying about things mushrooming, it's Japan.
Oh, too soon.
Bit rough.
And someone online says, poor Japan.
I suppose one upside of their guilty-until-proven-innocent style of justice system is that hopefully the criminal migrants will go to prison after incidents.
Does Japan still have the death penalty?
I believe it does actually still have the death penalty, and that is an interesting point.
We are congenitally liberal countries.
We can't not be liberals.
We don't know how to think outside of the liberal frame.
We haven't got a single person in power who's not a liberal.
There could be an extreme version of a liberal, like David Cameron, whose sole achievement appears to have been gay marriage.
Or it could be a more... He's the one posting it on Twitter!
I just imagine going to the G7 or something, meeting all these other world leaders and being like, yes, yes, I'm a conservative in my country, I love gay sex!
That's literally the conservative party.
Every day.
But unironically, David Cameron put out like three different tweets on three different days talking about how one of his proudest achievements was gay marriage.
It's like, the gays don't care, they don't get married.
No one cares.
Well, it's not marriage anyway, but why is that your proudest achievement as a Conservative?
But it doesn't happen.
You know, it's such a small percentage.
The Labour Party are never going to give you an applause.
Oh, well done, David.
Actually, you're the good one.
You know, they're never going to be like, oh yeah, actually, David Cameron is the good Conservative.
A lot of it is that though, isn't it?
It's people wanting to be seen as the nasty party.
That really upset them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it's really cringe because like Margaret Thatcher would be like, yeah, and?
Yeah.
We're going to be nursing for the Argees now.
What now?
Which would have been great.
But this is the thing.
Japan, presumably, is not a congenitally liberal country.
So maybe you are right, Callum, and they'll actually punish people for doing something like that.
They do have a 100% conviction rate.
Well, just generally.
Yeah.
Every person accused of a crime is convicted.
Yeah.
You joking?
No, look it up.
It's fricking hilarious.
What?
That can't be true.
It's sincere.
I'll find out.
That can't be true.
So they must have really good police, right?
99.9% conviction rate.
Whoa.
What?
Yeah.
So you don't want to be accused of anything in Japan?
There's, uh, there's reasons for it, but if you're going to court, you better give up.
It's a long story and you'd have to research.
Sounds like social cohesion, right?
Yeah, it's um... I mean just... Just don't commit a crime!
Yeah.
It's not hard!
Because you know if you're getting arrested... Don't get accused of a crime!
And then no false accusations!
I imagine they won't all get caught though, will they?
No.
Right.
So the ones that get caught, you know you're going to jail.
Yeah, you're done for.
Yeah.
I was going to say, did you see that scandal about the Tory who was giving out state secrets because they had his bum pics?
Yep.
Oh.
There's this, uh, was it Tory MP or a Tory?
No, it was a Tory MP.
Yeah.
Was it William Ragg?
He went on Grindr and, um, spoke to some Chinese spy.
Why did he always do this?
Many such cases in the cassette.
I know!
He was like, hello, Chinese spy, please have my clock and bum pics.
And then the Chinese spy wanted names and telephone numbers and blah, blah, blah, got out of him.
So I... Bring back capital punishment for treason.
But just, I don't even know if this is treason, because treason implies a kind of will.
Well, give me out a state secret.
Kind of mens re about that.
Like, yeah, I mean, they were, but like, this is just some gay, horny, conservative politician.
Oh, they are gay, horny, conservative politicians giving away state secrets to China.
What is going on here?
In fact, most of the people in the party now are Chinese spies.
It's ridiculous.
But it's really embarrassing that, like, the Conservative Party is just a gay, diverse party.
Yeah.
But if you look at the Labour Party, the Labour Party is actually quite socially conservative.
Like, the members are married, straight, white, heteros.
The ones that aren't gay are sex pests.
Yeah, Angela Rayner's latest scandal is £1,500 or something in tax.
So I brought this up to solve your riddle.
Why did David Cameron give a crap about gay marriage?
He's not going to get a clap in the back.
Because it's for his own party.
Yeah, it's a weird party of gay sex pests.
Oh my gosh.
Gay sex is our number one concern.
Vote Conservative.
Are you a married heterosexual person?
You belong in the Labour Party.
So the Conservatives.
The Labour Party are like, don't you know, he's white.
No, no, the late part said, yes you do, but you have to pretend that you're not a married heterosexual conservative.
You've got to pretend that you care about LGBT.
I'm in the closet!
It's a secret we have to keep from our wives.
I mean, how many years has Keir Starmer, can you look up how long Keir Starmer's been married?
Then we'll look at, compare it to Boris Johnson, shall we?
You know, one day when I'm done, totally done, and I'll leave the country, I'm going to expose all these politicians.
The ones that have beards, the ones that are sleeping with each other and the wives and kids don't know, the ones who are dropping roofies into people's drinks, the ones who are having all these dodgy... I'm going to expose them all!
I don't think that's happening in the Labour Party.
I think it's happening across the board.
I bet there are a lot more, I bet it's proportionally a lot more like uptight, you know, like atheist Protestants in the Labour Party.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
To be fair, it's also, what, 14 years of being in power?
The longer you're in power, the more gay sex you seem to be having.
That's a direct correlation.
I'm telling you.
Do we reckon that like Tony Blair's Labour Party is having a lot of gay sex?
Yes.
Yeah?
Yeah.
I mean, look at the main people around you.
Sorry?
Look at the main people around him, like Alistair Campbell and people like that.
Oh yeah, okay, maybe Alistair Campbell and definitely, um, what was it?
Prince of Darkness.
Lord Mendelssohn.
Yeah.
I want someone to do that research now, I don't know who I have to pay.
But how long has Keir Starmer been married?
17 years.
The whole place is a cesspit and the swamp does need draining.
I just find it really insufferable that it's the Labour Party that actually makes present the average Englishman.
Keir Starmer is just a boring, button-down guy.
who's been married to 17 years.
He's never done anything exciting in his entire fucking life.
He's just this really boring guy who does, he's not very smart.
And then, okay, well let's turn to the council estate slag that is Angela Rayner opening her legs and growling getting pollinators.
Oh my God, this is actually the real England that is represented in the Labour Party.
- Wait, is she the one who you got in trouble about? - No, no, no, no. - Oh.
- Yeah, but I mean, okay, let's go for another.
Jess Phillips, yeah, she's a really, really standard example of your average, you know, middle-aged fish wife.
You know, she's a really good representation of this.
Like, the actual countries actually represented in the Labour Party, and they're terrible.
I think this is where you O.D.
on your book about representation.
It's not even that I'm O.D.ing.
They are not.
They're not good.
Because then you get a late night conference and you listen and you listen and then you go.
Yeah, of course, of course.
But if you actually look at what is.
Gay sex is everywhere else.
But if you actually look at what is being presented there, it's actually a really normal party full of like people doing normal things.
I don't know about that.
Maddest thing I've ever heard you say.
Mate, where's Keir Starmer's sex scandal?
I don't know, but... No, with them it's all money scandals.
They're all fraudulent.
This is what we just saw about Angel Arena.
The left is all fraudulent, the right is all sex pest.
I agree!
I'd rather Angel Arena's like... Not because he's been having gay sex.
I know, I appreciate that.
He will say all of these things, but in reality, he's living a conservative life.