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	Hello and welcome to the podcast for Lotus here for the 18th of July, 2023.
	I'm joined by Dan.
	Hello.
	And today we're going to be talking about fat people.
	What if the AI also calls you a thot?
	Devastating.
	And what Zoomers think is hot.
	Yes, which is worrying.
	Boomer-splaining?
	Yes.
	Yes, lots of boomer-splaining in this one.
	Radio.
	Anyway, I don't think I have anything to promote, so I suppose we'll go to the first segment.
	Oh, we have got one.
	I've got my brokenomics at three, which is me doing a general chit-chat on where we are.
	So, yeah, that's worth watching.
	Three o'clock.
	All right.
	So, let's begin.
	Right.
	Callum, I think we need to be mean to fat people while we still can.
	I agree.
	My concern is that there's an increasing number of subjects that we're just not allowed to talk about anymore.
	There's all these protected classes, and they're the fun ones, but if you talk about them on censorship platforms, you tend to get your channel deleted.
	And I'm just a bit concerned that fat people are going to be added to the list of protected groups before long.
	This has been tried.
	It's one of the protected characteristics, isn't it, that you're not allowed to criticise.
	So that's the aristocracy.
	Well, it's the Equalities Act 2010 here, and I think it's the Civil Rights Act of 1964 in the US, or whatever gynocentric legal system you live under.
	That's just the law, like the cultural aspects.
	I mean, I know we covered previously Amazon, who had a big long list, obviously, the normal protected characteristics, normal aristocrats.
	And then they did include fat positivity there, being something you should be fired for if you criticized Amazon in the United States.
	Yeah, so, but I mean, it's not law yet, but it's obviously going this way.
	So I think we need to get our digs in while we still can, you know, thus this episode.
	And what it's triggered by is this article from The Germans, where basically a blogger has been persecuted by public prosecutors, and he had his bank account shut down because he called a German politician fat and stupid.
	Yes, there's the article.
	It was in German.
	It was about as crime as it gets, having your life destroyed, calling someone a fatty.
	Well, and stupid.
	I mean, she is... Can we go up and just have a look at the state of that double chin?
	Oh yeah, well we... Good double chin.
	We have got some extra photos thrown in as well.
	Now, before I get into that, two things to note on.
	First, an admission.
	Yes, I am aware that I am a touch portly myself, so I'm just gonna own it.
	The thing about British culture is that we all take the piss out of each other, and foreigners seem to find this strange sometimes, Yankees.
	But it's good, because it means that if you're fat, someone will say, you know, I know three fat people and you're all of them, and then you lose some weight.
	And that works?
	Yeah, I must say, whenever I sort of have a skim through the comments, I always just chuckle at most of the criticism because it's just completely inane by some Newtard who's popped up and, you know, he's having a spurg.
	The only ones that do get me a bit are the ones that point out, you know, the portliness because I think... Things are true.
	Yeah, it's because it's like...
	Yeah, he's got a point.
	I should probably get down the gym a bit more often.
	But that works, you know?
	Yeah, so it's on that mind, really.
	So anyway, I'm going to touch on that.
	The other thing that I'm going to point out is check out Contemplations.
	This one is going to be on the friend-enemy distinction.
	Um, which, uh, which Carl Smith has written about.
	And basically, if you want to know politics in a nutshell, I mean, it all comes down to the friend-enemy distinction.
	So, uh, it is worth checking out, uh, the contemplations, uh, on, on the, uh, Smithian friend-enemy thing.
	So, so check that out.
	Right, now, the politician in question is 29-year-old Ricarda Lange.
	There she is.
	Lovely creature.
	Didn't know she was born.
	She is more attractive than the person who won Miss Netherlands, which I covered last week.
	To be fair, we're not actually having a conversation about attractiveness, Ethan.
	No, no, that's true.
	You fat.
	And you is.
	Come and get me.
	Yes.
	Well, I mean, he got done for calling her fat and stupid.
	Now, I will let you make your own mind up on her on her slenderness, but I would point out that she is leader of the Green Party.
	So I think I'm surprised.
	Yes.
	Well, it's these people who think that the reason the planet might be a bit warm has nothing to do with the fact that we all we all be a nuclear fusion reactor, which is a million times larger than the Earth.
	And it comes down to a trace gas.
	That's to do with your straws, which is absolutely vital for photosynthesis.
	Yeah.
	You know what I find great, though, is before we did this, we were discussing, you know, what are you covering tomorrow, blah, blah, blah.
	And you mentioned to me that someone had his life ruined for calling someone else fat.
	And I just said, um, was it a woman?
	And of course it was.
	Yes.
	And a German.
	I just, it just happens to be the case that if you call a man fat, no one cares.
	No.
	Because it's probably true.
	And he doesn't mind.
	He's like, yeah.
	But if it's a woman and it's probably true.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	How could you?
	Let's have a look at the next image.
	I think I lined up a couple just to give you a... Oh no, actually, yeah.
	I think that's from the archives.
	That's been photoshopped.
	She was there during the Weimar Republic.
	She was part of the reason that it fell.
	It's a bit heavy, that's why.
	In the olden days, people were skinny though, weren't they?
	What's the next one?
	I can't remember what the next one is.
	So basically, if you go to German Google and you type in Extremely Fat Politician, without mentioning the name... So that's in German, Extreme Fat Politiker.
	Google does this, so presumably Google should have its bank account shut down.
	So look, I'll make your own mind up about whether that is true or not.
	But like I say, my main concern is that the way things are going with all these protected characteristics is not going to be long before we're not allowed to say this.
	The point is it's true, like other things that we can't talk about that are true.
	And I want to compare and contrast this because, you know, what are we now?
	We're in current year at the moment.
	Let's have a look at something from Ace Ventura, which was a film in 1994.
	We probably better play this one without any sound because, you know, silly copyright strike issues and all that kind of stuff.
	So, let's hit play on that.
	I'll describe it to the audience.
	So basically, this is the end of the film, Ace Ventura, where Ace discovers that the lady cop that he's been working with is perhaps not all that she seems.
	I'm having to be super careful how I describe this.
	And he does a bit of a reveal.
	It's coming up.
	There we go.
	She's been doing the trick.
	Between the legs.
	Yes.
	And it's actually not so much of a lady after all.
	And basically all of the cops start puking and throwing up.
	I can't believe the culture was so disgusting.
	And that was only 1994.
	You would not get that film made today.
	You'd get fired.
	Have you ever seen those Family Guy clips from 2011?
	Right, no I haven't.
	Super recent.
	The one where Brian decides to date Quagmire's mum.
	No, you haven't seen that one?
	No.
	Alright, never mind.
	No, I missed that.
	People know.
	Can you describe it?
	No.
	Right, okay, fine.
	Well, anyway.
	So, look.
	Protected classes.
	Let's have a look at this.
	So, yeah, this is my concern.
	So, this one is... Great use of the word.
	This is, I think, this is the 1964, well, the American one, the Civil Rights Act.
	And at the moment, they've got race, colour, Religion, national origin or ancestry, sex including gender, pregnancy status, gender identity, you know, all of that good stuff.
	Age, really you can't just... Okay.
	Physical or... So hang on, so you can't take the piss out of Zoomers?
	No.
	In America?
	Well... That's our third segment done then, isn't it?
	Well, the United States has speech protections, but you couldn't, for example, refuse to serve someone because they're too old or too young.
	Right.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	Physical or mental disability.
	Well, fair enough.
	Veteran status.
	I thought they loved their veterans, but I wouldn't have imagined that would be an issue.
	Well, the thing is with the United States, I mean, they do have a little more as I've just mentioned about the first amendment thing, but the same is true, obviously, in the UK and we don't have first amendment rights.
	So yeah, you couldn't have any hate speech against Zoomers.
	That would be banned.
	Hate speech against veterans.
	Also banned.
	Citizenship.
	Speech.
	It is hateful.
	So mockery of any other person.
	I'm surprised that citizenship is on there because if so if you start saying things like people who aren't citizens shouldn't be able to vote.
	Yeah that is hate speech.
	Oh dear.
	It's almost like this is all really poorly worded legislation.
	Yes.
	That wasn't thought through.
	Yes.
	Well, and as you say, actually, fat shaming is important because apparently if you go to somewhere like Japan, they are really hot on the fat shaming.
	Like, really aggressive on it.
	And as a result, you don't tend to see many fat Japanese people.
	Well, we even have this from foreigners.
	You ever watched Abroad in Japan?
	No, I missed that one.
	He's a good YouTuber.
	His last name is Broad, so he named his channel Abroad in Japan.
	Ah.
	Funny.
	Anyway, so he did a video a while back about being fat, because he's not really fat by Western standards, but of course in Japan, there is no filter.
	They will meet him every time and every time they do, they go, Oh, you're so big!
	All right, good to meet you too, mate.
	Long time no see.
	So I had this suit made in Asia and the bloke was doing it.
	I mean, I love the Asians because he was just like measuring me up and he just looked at me and says, so is very fat.
	OK, thanks.
	But yeah, true.
	Is it a compliment there?
	I don't know.
	Maybe it is.
	Right.
	But anyway, people in the olden days, they didn't used to be so friendly.
	Let's watch this video of people at the beach in the 60s or 70s.
	Let's play this.
	Right.
	Well, this is the same with all old footage.
	You go and look at it, and it's just basically healthy-looking people everywhere.
	Well, currently we're looking at beach, to be fair.
	Well, there we are.
	Yeah.
	Look, it's only the 60s or 70s.
	Should we play Spot the Lamb well, or is that...?
	Because we still can.
	I think you'd be hard-pushed on this.
	I'm still 0 for 0.
	Yeah.
	Well, and you go to a beach in any Western country today, this is not going to be your view.
	No, I mean, I was recently in Western Super Mare and the sun came out and the guy I was in the car with, he's obviously looking at all the women constantly.
	But every sort of like fifth woman, you're just like, oh.
	And it's not because they're hideous.
	It was because they were just so large.
	It was strange.
	I mean, to be gender inclusive, the chaps are, you know, wobbling about all over the place as well.
	We should make that point.
	But the thing that I'm driving at is it's not like there has been any sort of, you know, biological change in humanity since the sixties and seventies, is there?
	You know, we are very much the same species with the same people.
	It's just that something happened.
	Yes.
	Between then and now.
	The fat situation is actually kind of... Stealing my catchphrase.
	Yes.
	Well, it's suitable.
	So basically what I'm going to do now is rip off quite a good thread I found on Twitter by this chap, Luke Lanny.
	So if you want to go and read the original thing, go and check out his tweets on that.
	But I mean, he's been pointing out that, you know, the fat situation in the US is kind of right because they are now up to 43% obese, which is staggering.
	43% of them, almost half of them are obese at this point.
	60% are plain overweight, and 90% of them are metabolically unhealthy.
	You know what's really funny about that though, is that if 60% of you are overweight, and you can tell in Americans when you first meet them, they think that's normal.
	So then they'll come to the UK and act like that's normal and be like, wow, you're so skinny.
	It's an average person.
	And I'm like, no, probably you.
	Actually, I'm a bit fat.
	Then they go back to the United States.
	I had a friend of mine at university who would go back, obviously, for all the holidays you get off at university.
	And every time he came back to the UK, he would just sit down with me for the drink first time and be like, God, we're so fat in America, I tell you.
	Every single holiday he came back.
	Well, I mean, if these numbers are right, and I'm sure they are, because it seems like a, you know, a well-researched bit, only 10% are metabolically healthy.
	And the UK is not good either.
	No, no, I'm not claiming to be metabolically healthy myself.
	No, but I mean, like, even as a nation, we're the worst in Europe.
	Yes.
	So it's not going well for us either.
	Yes, I could well imagine.
	But the reason I showed that clip just a moment ago is because in the 1960s, only 13% of them were considered obese.
	Um, which still seems relatively high, but you know, 13 versus 43.
	That's a, that's a, that's a big difference.
	So there's been this steady increase.
	So, you know, clearly something has happened.
	So, you know, um, you know, what, what's the next link?
	Yeah.
	So, so, so, so this guy, um, I think there's a bit of a story here to tell about, um, you know, this chap, um, Ansel, uh, Ansel Keyes.
	Um, Actually, can we go to the next link as well?
	Let's throw in and we tell the story.
	Yes, so basically this.
	Since the 1950s, you can see the amount of animal-based fats has declined quite sharply and got quite low, but the amount of vegetable-based fats has soared.
	So there's been a shift away from these animal fats and this one American doctor decided that he was going to look into it, Ancel Keys, and he had a theory that saturated fats were the cause of heart disease due to higher cholesterol.
	I'm sure we've all heard that story.
	So basically he created a study of 22 different countries to examine the data.
	And then what he did is he threw away the data from 15 of them and cherry-picked seven.
	That's a very good sign.
	Yes, to form the basis of his study.
	And he called this the Seven-Country Study.
	So the evidence was cherry-picked, but nevertheless, it got official backing from the American Heart Association.
	It became a massive ally of this chap.
	There's even an award in his name.
	And basically, what he was trying to do is he was trying to figure out, you know, why are people starting to get large?
	And there's two dominant theories at the time.
	One was animal fats, and the other one was sugar and cigarettes.
	Well, sugar and cigarettes are good for you, so that's... Well, the point being, animal fats have been a staple of the human diet for many, many thousands of years.
	Well, basically, our entire history.
	Yeah, so they're killing us.
	Yes.
	You know, you'd go and kill something, and it would be meaty and fatty, and then you'd eat it.
	And you'd be okay.
	And that was basically the case back in the 60s and 70s.
	But sugar and cigarettes, they were becoming major industries.
	So who's going to win?
	A lot of money's been made on that.
	And of course, the American public, they decided to trust the experts, TM.
	To be fair, you've got to appreciate that this is the 70s where this propaganda was getting done.
	So it's young boomers that we're talking about.
	And as we know, for boomers, the TV is a primary sense organ.
	Not all of them, but most of them.
	It was just such a strange world, where you would just get propaganda and that was your only source of information as well.
	Yes.
	Which to me, just doesn't make sense.
	Like, I can't imagine a world where you lived like that, but that's just how it was.
	Yes.
	Well, I saw the news too, so I can appreciate that there was a time where we just didn't have anything else.
	Yeah, but I'm sure you can appreciate that, you know, now you actually have access to counter-information.
	Yes.
	Which, no.
	But the concept, just looking back at the You know when I go to a museum and I see something from the 80s?
	That's how I imagine it being, that you just couldn't.
	Well, if you wanted to know something, you had to go to the library and look it up.
	As opposed to just pulling out your phone.
	Finding out straight away.
	But anyway, so the public, they decided to eat a lot less animal fats and they decided to eat an awful lot more seed oils.
	And basically what you saw is a massive increase in obesity, autoimmune conditions, infertility, low testosterone, that's still going, lower, and mental health as well.
	And basically, I mean, I won't go too much into the detail, but basically if you are eating food which is less nutrient dense, because of course meat is incredibly nutrient dense.
	If you're going to eat less nutrient dense food, you're going to have to eat an awful lot more of it. - I mean, really that's the problem, isn't it? - Yes.
	That's really where we're going. - So I do love how everyone has like their diet or whatever else.
	So when you get down to it, everyone eventually just goes calories in, calories out.
	Obviously eat better things for those calories.
	It's the whole demonization of fat, because I mean, your brain is 60% fat.
	So it is actually something that you need.
	I find I really struggle when I'm shopping to just find food that has the amount of fat that I want in it.
	You know, if you try and buy meat, you know, like say you're making a bolognese and you're buying the mince, you know, they always advertise it like 2% fat or some, you know, ridiculous thing.
	I want 20.
	Really, for a bolognese?
	Yes, definitely.
	Yeah, you want high-fat meat.
	I don't know, I always find that a pain in the ass to cook.
	No, no, no, no.
	I was going for like a 15-1.
	Right, so here's how it works with cooking.
	So when you're a newbie to cooking, you basically just think about recipes.
	I'll get a recipe off a book or something, right?
	And when you get a bit more into cooking, then it's all about the ingredients.
	It's the quality of the ingredients.
	But, when you go a step beyond that, it's all about heat.
	Sorry, this is the bell curve of cooking, is it?
	Yes.
	No, when you get beyond it, it is all about heat, fat and salt.
	Okay.
	If you get... You're probably not using enough heat, fat or salt.
	If you get that right, and honestly, you could make a cabbage taste decent if you put it at a high enough heat, salt and fat while you're cooking it.
	Well, maybe not a lettuce, obviously, because...
	So anyway, meat is great.
	Let's have a look at this.
	So this is where I wanted to... I mean, look at that!
	So for those who are listening, I've got a piece of meat on the screen, and it tells you all the stuff that it's got in it.
	I mean, it's like a multivitamin, isn't it?
	Oh, yeah.
	Yes.
	Where do you get the multivitamins?
	Well, you eat a lovely piece of red meat.
	No, but I just love how, like, in the modern day, people are like, I just eat pills.
	Yes.
	Have you thought of, there might have been another time when we didn't eat pills?
	Where you just ate a bit of, you know, cow or something.
	Who knows?
	Yes.
	So anyway, an important message.
	Make fun of fat people while you can.
	As long as you're not German or you're breaking the law.
	Yes, as long as you're not German because it's too late for you.
	Because you need to save them.
	And you can save them by offering them a lovely piece of meat.
	And I thought we'd just close out on a picture of my dinner.
	There you go.
	That's what you need.
	Dry celery.
	Salad.
	No, no, it's spring onions.
	You've got salad, a bit of home-baked bread.
	Herd of butter.
	And a big, fat ribeye.
	That's what you need.
	Oh, can we click on the other one?
	Because I did another one there.
	That was me when I got really fancy.
	There we go.
	Oh, there was some liquid on it.
	Ribeye, peppercorn sauce, and prawns on the top.
	Yes.
	That's how you should eat.
	Yes, very good.
	Carry on.
	All right, there we are.
	Chef Dan here to tell you how to eat, which is get some meat.
	It's not hard.
	It's fair enough.
	I have a deeper question, though.
	And what's that?
	For all the women in the audience, what will you do when the AI calls you a thot?
	Because it's a bit of an awkward interaction, because as we got over this previously, the AI, if left untampered, will come out with the kind of observations the child has, which is to mean that they don't lie to you.
	So if you give it statistics, for example, it will come out and tell you who is committing the most crime, or what a fat person is, or maybe that you're dumb for believing something like this.
	As a father of two small children, this can be terribly awkward on occasions when you introduce your children to somebody and they just look up at them and say something like, why are you so fat?
	It's like...
	You're not actually a blank.
	Yes.
	I'll let people fill in the blank because I can't talk about it.
	Yes.
	Anyway, we'll start off with something on loislears.com being why feminist immigration policy will save the West because I still believe it and it is another way in which we can put the following women we're going to go through in a place of maybe sort yourself out.
	So we'll begin because I saw this tweet and it blew up significantly and it was interesting.
	Lana here.
	Lana's having another day, another beautiful day living in the West and she said right out I tried the AI-linked in curriculum picture generator, and this was the result.
	The pictures I gave for reference are simple selfies of my face only, but still the AI over-sexualized me due to my features that have been fetishized for centuries.
	So I haven't seen this yet.
	So if you go to LinkedIn and you show it a headshot, it will generate you a whole profile picture.
	Well, I believe there's an AI algorithm will do it for you.
	I don't believe LinkedIn have endorsed it.
	Maybe I'm wrong, but it's not new.
	I mean, there are plenty of AIs that will make anything for you, if you ask.
	And she says here that the features of hers that have been fetishized for centuries is because AI is biased for people of color.
	I'm horrified.
	Now, shall we take a look at these disgusting photos?
	I don't know how anyone could stare upon them.
	Well, yes, let's give it a look, shall we?
	For research purposes.
	No, no, go back.
	Look at these ones that are the research necessary photos.
	So that's AI generated.
	That's not actually her body.
	So her face is real.
	And then the AI took the face and went, um, let's make something professional, but in your style.
	And as you can see, Romini over here came up with this.
	So this is the first one.
	People listening.
	She's wearing a nice business suit.
	Um, with no shirt, that's about it.
	Got the business suit.
	I believe the term is plunging neckline.
	But I mean, it is plunged all the way.
	I mean, this is a bit like that, that Titanic sub.
	That sort of plunging.
	Oh, right.
	Is that actually a term?
	Like, like a low-cut top?
	Oh, I don't know.
	It's just, I want to shaft my tits.
	Plunging neckline, is that the next level?
	I'm not entirely sure, to be honest.
	I'm not up on the lingo, but I think that's it.
	There we are.
	We'll go to the next image on that one, I suppose.
	We'll keep taking a look.
	That was the second one it came up with.
	She unbuttoned the, uh...
	She also has given herself a piercing in her belly button for some reason, according to the AI.
	It's just like, yeah, you probably would, looking at you.
	So, there's that.
	I mean, who could predict such a thing, except AI?
	Because only AI can be so racist.
	We'll go forward to the next one, in which we can see yet more disgusting results, in which the AI decided she should put a top on, but also have it a bit tight, and also show off her cleavage.
	Did the AI give her the nose ring, or did she already have that?
	I can't quite remember.
	I don't think she has a nose ring, so I may have added a nose ring, being like, that's the kind of decision you would make, looking at you.
	Don't know how I could say such a thing.
	You can see it's not perfect because, I don't know if you can notice it, the part of the screen you're actually looking at, because no one's looking at the face, let's be honest, there's a bit of a dent there.
	Yeah.
	It's just not quite correct, so don't worry too much about Trying to figure out whether or not the lady you're matching with on LinkedIn, as if people date on LinkedIn.
	But if you do, if you're that kind of weirdo corporate chill who spends all their life on that pizza ass of a website, you can figure out whether or not someone is lying about their tit size.
	Anyway, we'll go to the last one here, because then we'll just demonstrate everything that is the news.
	That's not too bad.
	All the news fit to print of lotuses.com, such as this.
	She's got the, what is it, the hoe hoops?
	Oh, that was added, was it?
	So, um, there is that.
	Right, okay.
	Now... So this is racist, is it?
	This is racism, because... Yes, but the way the AI gets it is by ingesting the sum of human knowledge.
	Yeah, well, it takes the images she presents and then gets the sum of human knowledge and just sort of guesses the kind of things this person who looks like that might do.
	Now, of course, part of how you look is your race.
	So there we are.
	That's where the claim comes in.
	So yeah, that will be involved.
	I presume the AI can tell the different races because it can... I don't know if you remember, there was an AI that was found to be deeply racist because if you gave it a human skeleton, it could determine if it was white or black.
	Really?
	Yes.
	Even though a professional doctor looking at the skeleton, we still haven't figured out how the AI was able to tell the difference.
	Like scientifically, we do not know how the AI did it, but it did do it 99% accuracy.
	On a random sample.
	Whoa.
	So there definitely is a difference between black and white skeletons.
	We just don't know what it is yet, but the AI does.
	This is the freaky thing about AI.
	AI is going to notice things that has never occurred to us.
	So it's definitely going to notice our race, that's for sure.
	But for some reason, she then just assumes that society has fetishized black women for centuries and has assumed a black woman whore.
	Now, should we take a look a bit further than that?
	Hypothesis, but we'll see.
	Maybe she's right.
	Maybe she is right.
	She might have a case.
	So we'll start off with what she submitted, at least what she says she submitted here.
	So these are the images that she... Oh, she does have a nose ring.
	She does, yeah.
	So the AI was actually cleaning her up in that regard.
	Yes.
	Anyway, but one of the things I'm going to shockingly mention, and is disgusting of me to mention, which is that... Eh.
	I mean, you know, she is doing certain things to her face to look a certain way.
	How dare I say that?
	AI just hates women, I'm sure.
	There's nothing women do to try and look a certain way, or a certain breed of woman that looks a certain way.
	No, instead it's all just the AI doing it, not any other... So these are all real photos now, are they?
	These are all real.
	These are the ones she submitted.
	To be fair, no tits out in the one she said she submitted.
	So yeah, I did generate the tits of its own accord.
	According to her.
	You actually have to submit 15 photos.
	She only provides three.
	She then says that they're all the same, trust me.
	Okay.
	Get back to that post another time.
	To be fair, some other people have also had this happen to them repeatedly in the comments of this.
	I want to try it now.
	This lady here, also of African origin, as you can see, she says, I got the same results.
	How did the model image I chose and the picture I posted generate cleavage?
	Which is a good question.
	Fair point.
	I mean, so this is the image that I made up.
	And some reason it decided that women also wear business suits without shirts.
	Maybe it's predictive.
	Maybe this is going to be the next big thing.
	But it was given an image of a woman wearing a shirt.
	Yes.
	And also the other image it was given, if we go right here, she was also not wearing a shirt.
	Yes.
	So, a bit odd.
	There we are.
	Maybe that's the workforce of the 2030s.
	I mean, the workplace is getting more and more liberal, so only in one regard.
	I'm looking forward to our based AI overlords.
	Suddenly you're not so miffed, are you?
	We'll go to the next one here because there's some more.
	I mean, a white lady pointed out that, no, no, no, it's not just black women that the AI thinks are whores.
	It also thinks white women are all whores.
	It puts her in a bikini.
	Also, for some reason, gave the white woman here an A cup.
	And Edie over here is very annoyed about that.
	As you see, she writes that she's been done dirty by this.
	But I thought it didn't matter.
	But it wasn't relevant to...
	Well, this one thinks it is.
	No, but I love that.
	It's just the whole like, I want to deny that I want to look sexually attractive, but at the same time, aren't I sexually attractive?
	I mean, look, come on, we can't ignore that dichotomy of female brain, which, you know.
	It's interesting.
	Anyway, moving on, moving on, moving on.
	There's more.
	There's another lady who does complain not about her tits being out because they aren't out.
	Instead, the AI here decided to put a lovely blouse on her and tighten her up.
	Yes.
	A lot.
	People listening.
	It really has.
	These photos are particularly strange, but again, the focus of the entire female community.
	Did he give her an Adidas logo?
	Now us is on the press.
	What?
	Was it a Nike?
	That's a reverse Nike.
	Right.
	There we are.
	Again, racist AI strikes once more.
	Moving forward, we'll keep going through these images just so we can see what it did to her midriff.
	There we are.
	There's another one there.
	I mean, they may have an argument because the AI is just basing this on the sum of human knowledge.
	However, the sum of human knowledge does include quite a lot of porn.
	Yes.
	Well, that's kind of porn, isn't it?
	And have you seen how women...
	Well, that's kind of porn, isn't it?
	Why?
	Why is it that women uploading pictures of themselves in their life, of their own choosing, come out as looking at pornography?
	Yes.
	I don't know.
	Maybe women want to look good.
	And looking good kind of looks like porn.
	Yeah.
	Because, you know, they've got a cross over there, which needs to be touched on camera.
	Right.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm just a little bit bored of this whole thing of like, I don't want male attention.
	That's why I posted my arse in a bikini.
	I was like.
	You could have posted a picture of the beach.
	I mean, when the men go to the beach, usually they'll post a picture of the beach.
	It's that meme of object, whereas females take a picture and there's the object and then their face.
	Or their arse, or tits, or whatever else.
	Yeah, go on holiday, walk along any beach, and you'll see the occasional bloke holding out his phone, taking a picture, and with a woman, it will be the other way round.
	She will make sure that she's in it.
	Not every time, obviously, but, um, significantly, statistically, uh, increased amount of time.
	There's another one here, as you can see.
	Mainly, the person here is obviously, as I mentioned, complaining that the boobs have been made larger and the clothes tighter, which... Ah, God, why would they do that?
	It's almost like people upload images and stuff like that.
	It looked better.
	Anyway, but moving forward, because that's the lady's response I saw in there.
	There's the last one here.
	Someone saying, it definitely gave me some images like that, but also it just gave me normal ones for some reason.
	Some reason this person was able to get away with it.
	As you can see, they uploaded their face and they got themselves wearing a suit.
	Like you might normally see.
	I mean, this is quite professional.
	Yeah.
	A few more chins than she actually has, which is I think that's more dirty, frankly.
	But you have been done dirty, in a sense.
	I mean, would you rather be probably dressed with five chins or look like a whore with one chin?
	So I'm starting to appreciate the beginning of this segment now, because if an AI can tell the difference between skeletons, if it can sort the race with 99% accuracy on skeletons, which even human doctors can't do, it can spot a thot when it sees one.
	Seemingly so.
	Or, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
	Maybe our original poster is an ugly trad wife who, um... Yes.
	Hmm.
	We'll get back to that theory another time.
	Two minutes.
	Anyway, going forward, we'll just check real quick, because some other people decided to join in the chat by saying that definitely, actually, it is racist against black people, because look at this!
	This AI over here made a Barbie for South Sudan, the glorious nation.
	And, um, for some reason, South Sudanese Barbie is holding a, uh, some kind of gun.
	I mean, it's, it looks more like something out of Star Wars because it's AI.
	And, uh, also for some other disgusting reason, it assumes that a lady from South Sudan might be black and might have, I don't know, dreads or some kind of local garb, maybe some earrings.
	Earring thing.
	Yeah.
	Whereas I have been reliably informed by leftists that South Sudan is a land of white men.
	We'll come back to that.
	Definitely no AK-47s floating around.
	Oh, no, no, no.
	It's the average Californian village.
	Anyway, but we'll go to some other point, because I'm not going to lie, some of the responses were pretty funny.
	And this claims of this man here made some claims.
	AI makes people of color hot.
	Wow, this AI is biased against people of color.
	You know, not really the biggest though.
	I think this chap is right about that.
	Some people have some theories.
	It's a conspiracy theory from one chap.
	AI is biased to overly sexualize women of color.
	How could this happen?
	Hmm.
	How does he want to describe this for the people listening?
	Well, this person theorizes that maybe the way black women are portrayed by, I don't know, the American entertainment industry, Might have sexualized them a bit, and therefore the AI might have just picked up on that.
	There is a spot of this going on, isn't there?
	Just one or two foes, I'm sure.
	Just like... I won't make that joke.
	Let's go to the next one because someone did make a very funny point, which is, "Imagine being told by a supercomputer that your face algorithmically correlates to having massive exposed breasts.
	What exactly are you meant to do with that information?" That's a very good point, frankly, from this person.
	I am so looking forward to using this generator just to see what it does.
	Just so that you're going to put all your female friends through and figure out which ones are... No, I'm going to put me through and just see if I come back as boring or... No, well, men... Chad or whatever.
	Yeah, it either makes you Chad or not Chad.
	So if you want to know, there is now a way.
	And if you want to know if you're a whore, ladies... Or if you want to call your friend a whore, just put her through and then just be like, well, I've got scientific evidence.
	Got AI on my side.
	AI knows what it's talking about.
	Yeah, but anyway, so let's deal with that sentence, which is that the AI has basically called you a thot.
	Now, here's the original poster.
	Lana.
	We're going back to Lana.
	Ah.
	Now, some people have some theories about how Lana over here might have looked like a spotter.
	So these are real images of hers?
	This is Lana over here.
	She has decided to advertise a beach towel with one of her pieces of art on it, which happens to be a woman with her tits out, but don't worry about that for a minute.
	Right, so she's selling a beach towel.
	This is more what she's doing on the beach towel.
	Now, I don't know about you, but when I sell my merch, I don't get my arse out.
	No.
	Whereas Lana over here has gone, for the people listening, in image number one, with her legs spread, I don't know why you're listening.
	Watch this segment, why would you not watch the... and whatever.
	We have image number two of Lana in the... What yoga position is that referred to again?
	Doggy, I presume?
	It's doggy.
	Yeah, it must be.
	She's got the proper hump as well, so that's been trained.
	And then she's wearing a thong with her arse out over the towel.
	I mean, you may remember that thing I just said about men take picture of object, object, women take picture of object, woman, object.
	I mean, the object is not even in the centre of the frame.
	The thing you're selling is on the bottom of the frame, except maybe you are selling the thing in the centre of the frame.
	Her generously proportioned buttocks, in fact, in the very centre of the image.
	Maybe that's actually what was for sale in this piece of media, which was her arse.
	Anyway, as you can see here, she's, uh, this isn't fake.
	She's saying I'm launching my first ever beach towel.
	It's a microfiber towel.
	It fast-dries.
	Yeah, again, more information about the towel, which we all care about.
	Sound free!
	Do you think when we rework the Lotus Eaters merch, we should give this a try?
	You know, just... Recruit Lana, or are you... No, no, no, just... Are you putting a thong on?
	Give it the buttocks treatment.
	I'm game.
	Why not?
	See if it sells.
	It won't.
	No, it probably won't.
	Moving on.
	No, because we're men.
	It's just no one wants to look at that the same way, which is why it doesn't work.
	Funnily enough.
	She also advertises the towel as lightweight and comes with its own bag.
	You know, all the important things about the images shown here.
	Oh, there's... She doesn't show us the bag.
	There's minimal thottery in this one, apart from the towel image itself.
	No.
	Which is thottish.
	The image of the towel, I should mention as well, is the last image she shows.
	Yes.
	After shredding her legs and... Yes.
	...arse cheeks.
	She also says, support art from black, sexy women artists, please.
	So there we are.
	Okay.
	Almost like she knows.
	Self-described...
	In the way that the AI picked up.
	That's just one image!
	Come on!
	Who hasn't got their arse out for the camera to sell some merch?
	Well, I mean, I just volunteered myself.
	Most of us, though, have not done it.
	Maybe you have in a... Is that what you used to do?
	No, I haven't done it yet.
	In the city?
	Is that what you guys did?
	No.
	Generally not.
	No, we've had other people do that for us.
	But anyway, should we check out some other images maybe she's posted?
	Go on then.
	Well, I don't know, maybe she wanted to post about the Barbie movie.
	That's a lovely image, you know?
	There's a little Barbie background.
	Oh, yeah, she's got her tits out.
	Okay, yep.
	Not an AI this one.
	Nope.
	So the AI may have had all of the internet.
	Yes.
	Which may or may not have included this image of her with her tits out.
	So when it got an image of her and went, what would I look like?
	Well, the AI went, you'd probably get your tits out, wouldn't you?
	knowing you.
	Which is why the AI hates black women.
	So I'm really intrigued now.
	Did the AI actually search the whole web, discover this woman and say, right, well, this is you?
	Well, maybe that's...
	Or is it just picking up some, some fodtery facial features?
	I mean, so, you know, our thoughts...
	Really?
	Are you really suggesting that when you go to Da Club, there is a certain kind of woman in Da Club who gets her tits out?
	Or...
	Or may have a certain kind of woman who goes on social media to get her tits out?
	I mean, are thoughts raised or born?
	I mean, it's the nature nurturing, isn't it?
	I think you become one.
	It is a choice.
	But once you become that choice, you do fit a, uh, what's the term?
	Yes.
	I forget what the wording is of this.
	Pseudoscience that has become science.
	We're going to need to preserve some bot skeletons and show them to the AI and see if it can...
	That's a good idea.
	Yes.
	What if we just give it skeletons and draw a picture of this person in a business outfit and just half of them are in suits and half of them are in suits with no shirt for some reason.
	Anyway, should we check out some other things?
	Because that's just one-off.
	She just wanted post-Barbie stuff.
	Who doesn't want post-Barbie stuff?
	It's a great movie.
	Probably.
	Well, she did some more.
	She's an artist, as you mentioned.
	She does some more art of herself with her tits out, in this instance.
	I don't know who could have seen that coming.
	And she says it's of herself, as you can see here.
	Another image of herself that she uploaded to the internet.
	Based on the current sample size, there is like a sort of 50% likelihood you're getting buttocks in any particular picture that she puts up.
	Well, should we check out the source of that image?
	Yes.
	Well, there was a post she made about her going to a swimming pool, and again, image number two is not of the swimming pool.
	I suppose it is, but it's not really, is it?
	Well, again, going with your what's in the centre of the image, and it's the buttocks again, isn't it?
	That's a fantastic... I haven't even...
	So when I started learning to use cameras, because I am a moron, John, the actual expert on using cameras, came to me and was like, rule of thirds, moron.
	Keep the thing you want people to focus on in centre, third.
	That square in the middle.
	Yes.
	And it just happens to be each side.
	Oh, OK.
	Well, that does include the boobs.
	Really?
	I thought we were all looking at the water in the pool.
	Look at this interesting swimming pool, I am sure.
	Anyway, moving on.
	So, it could be tits or arse, whichever is available for attention.
	Local man did notice this as well, as you can see.
	He went through a lot of our art and just prevented one of these pictures.
	I don't know what I'm going to have to do to censor these images.
	Presumably nothing, because this is considered apparently fine.
	She is covering up the parts.
	But again, Yeah, seemingly.
	Yeah, I don't know how.
	I don't know how the AI could have possibly thought that a certain woman of a certain type is a thot.
	It could have been, maybe it's just hating black women and hates women in particular because there's a porn riddled world out there, or... women.
	Yes.
	Well, I mean, the AI has basically accurately predicted her back catalogue of work.
	But no, no, I'm sure it's based on nothing more than her face.
	Although I have got one more thing to show off today, which is related to this, which is, of course, the further hatred of black people in the United States.
	You cannot walk 10 yards being black in the United States before being I don't know, murdered.
	Yes.
	Presumably by white men?
	Well, the cops, presumably.
	Those bots on the legs, all of them.
	Well, to be honest, presumably hordes of Indian geeks, because they're the ones actually running the tech world and therefore the world.
	Fair point.
	But we'll check them out, because BuzzFeed went with this article.
	I asked AI what Europeans think Americans from every single state look like, and the results are just plain mean.
	Oh, God.
	This is what Europeans think of us.
	Now, Dave over here, being a BuzzFeed journo, missed the wood for the trees.
	Should we say so scroll down have a look at some of the images maybe you'll see your state and um but here we go so there we are there's Alabama for some reason there we are who knows why they would have said that Alaska who knows normal stereotypes my thought you know Arizona I don't really get that one oh he's got British point glasses is what I don't get right sorry whatever moving on Arkansas I um nobody knows about Arkansas so let's leave that California yeah I mean that's right
	Stuck-up woman with three drinks that are six dollars each.
	And a handbag puppy.
	And a stupid puppy with the tits out.
	Anyway, Colorado.
	Climbing the mountains.
	Yeah, anyway, do you want to just give a scroll now?
	Yeah.
	Whilst you just quickly go through them because we don't have time for 50 states.
	Have you noticed something?
	Have you noticed a certain thing?
	Might be missing?
	Oh, I see where you're going with this.
	I think the previous lady, Lana over here, might notice what's missing.
	That girl from California there on holiday again.
	Well, what about when we get to some of the more, um... Well, that's... I mean, to quickly scroll, like actually quickly scroll, because I mean, we're just looking for a certain characteristic.
	Okay, keep going, Doran.
	Scroll, scroll, scroll.
	It just keeps not appearing for some reason.
	Okay, yeah.
	For some reason.
	Anyway, I don't really know what I'm allowed to say on this, but there we are.
	AI hates women, hates black people, or...
	Or, something else might be happening but we don't know what.
	Based on the sum of human knowledge.
	Let's go to the Zoomers.
	Right!
	Let's talk about what Zoomers think is hot, because frankly, it's a bit worrying.
	Before I do, let's have a quick plug for the website, which is the Epic of Gilgamesh, which has been covered in the Epic of Karl and Bo going through it in a three and a half hour stream.
	If you want one epic inside another one, it's a bit Inception-y.
	There you go, check that out.
	That's one of our longest recordings to date, which we can do.
	Now we've got the multiple studio set up.
	Right, back to Zoomers.
	Now, in order to give this context, what we're first going to have to do is we're going to have to basically take you through the generations.
	Let's play this in the background.
	This is going to have to all be without sound, otherwise we're going to get copyright struck all over the place.
	But what I'm showing you now, for those listening, which is Marilyn Monroe, the iconic scene of the skirt blowing around as she stands over the subway grate.
	So that is what boomers consider to be hot.
	That comes from the 1955 film, Seven Year Itch.
	film, seven year itch.
	I never actually have seen that footage.
	Right, oh.
	I always assumed it was more revealing than that.
	That was crap.
	People actually found that attractive.
	Oh, no, no, trust me.
	That was porn.
	Any boomer gents in the audience are going to be shifting uncomfortably at the moment.
	Ooh, the ankles on that one!
	I mean, seriously, it is that.
	Well, that's actually the line the book and the film says afterwards.
	I never realised it was that bad!
	The bloke in the film actually says that.
	He makes some comment about calling for the ankles, right?
	And what about Gen X?
	What does Gen X think is hot?
	So this is a clip that I've shown before.
	Let's play this.
	So this is... This is Cindy Crawford pulling up in her Ferrari.
	Generally lots of comments every time I call it a Ferrari.
	So out she gets and she saunders over to the Pepsi machine and has a Pepsi.
	So if you're a Gen Xer, you think this is...
	This is just a woman.
	and related stuff.
	Just enjoy Cindy from the majority.
	Striping lass.
	I'm actually an Xenial, so I'm to bridge the gap between Gen X and Millennial, so I'm getting this one.
	This is just a woman.
	Oh, yeah, lovely.
	A lovely creature, this one.
	And a Pepsi can should still work like that.
	Right, thanks, Cindy.
	You can go.
	What about... Yeah, dinner.
	Right.
	That's absolutely... That's absolutely gorgeous, Callum.
	You don't even have big tits!
	You don't need them.
	You don't.
	Right, anyway.
	So, let's move on to what millennials think is hot.
	So, I really wish we could do the sound on this one, but we can't.
	If I were to do the sound, everybody listening would get it straight away, but this is Britney Spears dancing around with, what was it, Hit Me Baby One More Time or something.
	This makes more sense.
	Yes.
	You're starting... We're starting to get closer to your generation now, are we?
	She's got an outfit.
	Yes.
	Alright, so lovely lass.
	Like I say, I straddled Gen X and Millennials, so I'm getting both of these, but... Charming lady, lovely outfit.
	Okay, so that's our setup for what the generations find enticing.
	And now for the cancer!
	Yes, trigger warning on this one for people who aren't Zoomers.
	This next one will probably disturb you.
	Me and Carl have been absolutely fascinated by this.
	Yeah, I know you have.
	You won't shut up about it, the pair of you.
	Yes, because, well, I'll tell you what, let's just play it and you'll see for yourself.
	Crunchy corn, yum!
	Kitty paws, brrr!
	Om, om, om, pumpkin, yum!
	Not spicy.
	Om, om, om, ice cream, yum!
	Kitty paws, brrr!
	Om, om, om, ice cream, yum!
	Once we get to 350, I'll leave.
	I promise.
	Pinky swear.
	Not spicy.
	Um, um, um, hot dog, yum!
	Um, um, um, hot dog, yum!
	Um, um, um, um, um, um, damn, that's yum!
	I'm hungry.
	So, um, Christ, we're going to have to describe this to people listening now, aren't we?
	I'll give you the honors.
	Just like the last segment, um, you know, if you're driving, just pull over and watch this, unless you're on a smart motorway, um, you know, find a service station and watch this segment because you don't have lunch or breakfast.
	How do we describe this?
	Um, imagine that, um, An alien species comes down and puts all the humans in a zoo, and the only way we can get fed is by sending a good-looking zoomer to the front to act like a seal, clapping their fins in exchange for fish.
	That's basically what's going on here.
	Can you do a better job of describing what the hell we just saw?
	Yeah, so this is called NPC livestreaming, or NPC TikTok Live, because it's specifically for TikTok.
	And basically a couple of girls figured out that when you live stream, obviously you can get sent money.
	Yes.
	So what if I just pretend to be an NPC like Tamagotchi GF and then you respond to the gifts only.
	So then literally you're there for money.
	You just get given money.
	That's the only way you interact.
	I could make a lot of money.
	So then a couple of the girls decided they would act like said Tamagotchi GF where you send them a couple of buckaroos to supply a hot dog or whatever else.
	Yes.
	And they would have more engagement depending on how much cost you'd spent on them and therefore infinite free money.
	Right.
	I don't think it's that unusual, to be honest.
	It's again another instance of, I found a technology, I can have money, I'm a woman, let's use it.
	And people are interested because it's odd.
	No, trust me, if you're not a Zoomer, this is...
	I don't know how to describe this.
	Explain in the comments if you're not a Zoomer who can put into words.
	It's weird.
	It's like you've all forgotten what odd things on the internet are.
	Yeah, but not this.
	Oh, this is too far as salad fingers and burnt face, man.
	That was perfect.
	I'm glad you describe it as an NPC thing, because I mean, I just looked at that and thought that it was because she's an absolutely lovely girl.
	You know, she's very good looking, but it's like a child's mind in a woman's body.
	That was the thing that I found so freaky about it, first of all.
	No, I mean the aesthetics and everything else, that's just... We have no better word for it in English, so it's uwu.
	It's that type of culture, where it's overly cutesy and playful, and that's the imagery.
	I mean, that's the reason for, like, the LPs.
	Hang on, I thought this was called anime.
	What?
	I thought that was called anime.
	The anime is the drawings.
	Yes.
	All right?
	And like the subculture, I don't know what the word is if there is one, so I'm only using uwu because that's the only one I know, is that you'll have women of real varieties who will wear cat ears or outfits like maid uniforms or, in this case, Elf ears and brightly white dyed hair with a bunch of hairpins that are cutesy as well.
	And then act super cutesy and have themselves made up in the makeup department to look cutesy.
	Okay, so it's not... It's like, take care of me, I'm cute.
	Okay, so it's not fetishisation of a child's mind and a woman's body.
	It is a different thing.
	But it's more like, you know, this is a woman.
	She's precious and innocent.
	Take care of her.
	And therefore buy her hot dogs on the TikTok live stream and black cutesy for it.
	So after watching this about 50 times and then getting a bit confused, I decided to do an economic breakdown of it because obviously that's the right way to understand it.
	So I found this link.
	Can we go to the next one?
	So yes.
	So basically the way it works is you can buy these things for money.
	And then the things appear on the screen, and she pretends to eat the thing, and then she gets the money.
	I don't think she needs to eat the thing in order to get the money, she just needs to get the thing sent.
	But she has to react in some way, or what's the point in giving her the money?
	Yes.
	But if she reacts in a funny way, such as being weird on the internet, which of course we've seen countless times, this is just a new iteration.
	Yes.
	And it is weird and odd, therefore people are engaging.
	So, I think Hot Dog was on there, so she pretends to eat a hot dog and a marshmallow and all that kind of stuff, which aren't on our little list.
	Should we explain the pricing structure?
	Yes, go on.
	So we did look this up.
	I think it was 100 coins gets you a pound.
	So one coin is a penny.
	Yes.
	So you can see here, for example, the low ones being one penny there.
	But if you're getting a penny a second, that's not bad.
	Yes.
	And then there's the large ones, of course, like the donut she reacted to earlier.
	I think that was like four quid or 40 quid.
	I can't remember.
	So somebody definitely mentions giving her a corgi, which is $2.99.
	So that's $2.99.
	I think it's three pounds, a few more dollars than that.
	Oh, OK.
	It was closer to 100 coins to a pound.
	Right.
	This is a side point, but fake currencies on anything are never equivalent exactly because they want to trick your brain into not knowing the value in the same way that when you go abroad you don't really know what the local currency is actually worth because you can't do an easy conversion.
	Because your brain can't convert 100 into 80.
	That is difficult.
	Yes.
	But if 100 into 100, you could actually not be retarded.
	So as you say, these are the cheaper ones, but I did find out that there are others.
	So there's apparently a TikTok universe and a lion, and they go for $400 and $500 respectively.
	Um, you can push a lot of money to these girls.
	So let's go on to the next image.
	Let's break this down.
	So look, there she is.
	She's getting two ice creams.
	This is the brocanomics of being a TikTok thot!
	So the money goes in there, and let's go to the next image.
	What have we got on the next one?
	We've got, yes, we've got a spicy, so she does do a spicy thing halfway through, and somebody has given her three hot dogs.
	So if you watch very closely in the middle of the video, she goes spicy, and then hot dog, nom nom nom, to represent the three hot dogs.
	Are you auditioning?
	Do you think I could do it?
	Right, and we've got one more.
	Five shrimps.
	Shrimps.
	Shrimps or is that a lot?
	I don't know.
	I don't really use this crap.
	Yes.
	No, it's available.
	Oh, actually, I forgot the comments.
	Go back one.
	Can we go back one?
	Yeah.
	In fact, go back two.
	Go back.
	Yeah.
	Go back another one.
	And, you know, no, no, no, no.
	Forward.
	Right.
	Okay.
	What does that say?
	Oh, yeah.
	So that guy says in the comments, humanity was a mistake.
	Go forward one.
	It's a lady, actually, though.
	Oh, a lady, he says.
	Somebody says, whose daughter is this?
	I think that's the right question.
	Some Cuban guy in Puerto Rico there.
	Yeah, there's lots of comments.
	And the final one.
	What does he say?
	Oh, yeah, there's the final one.
	There's lots of comments about absentee fathers.
	I don't know if that has any merit.
	But anyway, what are you doing with your life?
	Making Bank.
	What else?
	Women on the Internet.
	Yes, that is the thing that I looked into this.
	So she is called Cherry Crush, which is quite clever because cherry is a euphemism for virginity and crush is a euphemism for, you know, crushing it.
	So she's managed to get a cutesy name, which at the same time is a bit suggestive.
	And again, going with the childlike theme.
	Now, she's got a YouTube following of a million, half a million on Twitter.
	Should we describe them?
	If we can, because I think that's important.
	She doesn't make gaming videos.
	No, no.
	What does she do on YouTube?
	She does ASMR with her tits out.
	So all of her thumbnails are her with as much cleavage as possible without getting banned.
	And of course, while she's doing her ASMR, she gets hundreds of thousands of views a video, which translates to quite a lot when the videos are on for like 30 minutes a piece of money.
	So she's making money through that.
	She's got half a million on Twitter and that's just started paying out.
	400 something K on TikTok.
	Right.
	Yes, I didn't see that because I don't have a TikTok.
	You just type in the name, you don't need one.
	Oh, okay.
	She's also got an OnlyFans, which I did some basic research on.
	Now, you don't know how many subscribers she's got, but I ran some simple predictions, yes, based on her other social medias, and she's got to have at least 50,000 subscribers on OnlyFans, I'd reckon.
	And they pay $20 a month, so that's $800,000 a month.
	Why are women on the internet doing this?
	Oh, I wonder why.
	Yes.
	Now, she's not alone.
	There are others who do this.
	We've been over OnlyFans.
	We've been over streamers.
	I mean, everyone knows, I don't know, like... What's the Boomer version?
	I can't remember.
	On TV.
	I can't remember what it was called.
	There wasn't a Boomer version.
	No, there was.
	Back when television was king.
	You had to go to channel 3 million and all of a sudden women would appear with phones in their hands.
	Oh, the 10-minute preview.
	I don't know if it was called, but I remember it being a thing because I went to my friend's house once and whilst we were doing a sleepover as teenage boys, they were like, hey, check this out.
	I found out if you go beyond Channel 70, there are more things, not just radio stations.
	Yeah, that was the Gen Xers.
	Right.
	But this is just the modern version of that.
	Yes, but it's... Right, yes.
	It's just better technology, some more money.
	Yes.
	Right, go to the next link, because she's not the only one.
	Apparently this one is Pinky Doll.
	Let's play this, shall we?
	Ready?
	Yeah.
	Gang gang.
	Ice cream's so good.
	She got me feeling like a cowgirl.
	Let me read it, huh?
	Hee-haw, yes. - Out to the chat. - She got me feeling like a cowgirl.
	Let me read it, huh?
	Gang, gang.
	Ice cream's so good.
	Gang, gang.
	Gang gang.
	Yes, yes, yes.
	Gang gang.
	Gang gang.
	So, again, for those listening, we've got a lovely lady here who's doing the same thing of pretending to eat the emojis, and she's just doing these stop responses over and over, and apparently she does this for, like, five hour streams.
	Gang gang.
	Gang gang.
	You see a child in the background?
	Oh, I didn't even notice.
	Her little kid keeps running into frame.
	I don't know if you've seen it.
	Oh, maybe she's a single mum.
	Probably.
	But yeah, she's a five hour stream.
	She started off with like 30,000 subscribers.
	She's now the largest person doing this on TikTok.
	She has over 700,000.
	Right.
	So that's one stream, 700,000 subscribers and a lot of money.
	Yeah, I clocked the streams must be quite long because she's making herself popcorn with a hair straightener.
	One at a time.
	And on some of the stills, I've noticed there's an absolutely enormous bowl of popcorn in front of her.
	She also has to break character at one point to tell her young son to not bother her and to go into the other room while she's streaming because mummy's making money.
	In French, she says all this.
	There we are.
	She's not even of the Anglo world.
	She's profiting off us.
	But doing this, I mean, I'm actually quite impressed.
	Doing this for five hours straight.
	Yeah, it's way better than the old cam girls.
	Lazy bastards?
	Well, yeah, I mean, I have some low-level admiration for this.
	There's another one as well.
	The next one isn't quite as pro, because obviously this is now a thing.
	Yeah, so we've got some... That's creepy!
	Yes, she goes by the name of Kyoto, is it?
	And I think she's some Indonesian girl or something like that who is doing the same thing.
	Only in her case, she's got her boyfriend giving us the dead mackerel stare from about three feet behind.
	I don't know what he's adding to the stream.
	Because it's funnier.
	Because obviously this whole thing is a joke, everyone knows it's a joke, so while she's doing it, why not make it ironic because that's funny?
	Oh, this is Zoom irony, is it?
	Yeah, so... Ah, I didn't pick up on that.
	It's a J-Rogue video.
	I think it's post-post-irony.
	Right.
	The levels of irony now... Post-post-irony.
	Yeah, so you get like deep-fried memes, for example.
	Jesus Christ.
	You get to levels of irony about five, which is sincere.
	It's not even a meme.
	Like, you actually can measure this.
	So that one there, I mean, it's a joke.
	I'll send you after, but... Oh, I thought... Oh, okay.
	I assumed... The irony here is obviously like, yeah, this is stupid, so she's being stupid, but then why not make it even more ironic with her boyfriend staring at the audience and being like, what are you doing?
	While she sits there going, ara ara.
	He does look like he's just pulled up on a moped in central Gujarat and pointed a pistol at you and asked for your wallet and your phone.
	Yeah.
	And then her girlfriend is this.
	So I didn't spot that that was irony.
	Fine.
	Okay.
	Well, look, anyway, my question is why the hell is this happening?
	I mean, you seem to just know.
	Funny!
	Same reason anything odd happens on the internet.
	It's entertaining.
	That's literally it.
	Right, there's no grand theory about this, it's just a weird cool thing on the internet.
	It'll blow over in a few months, and then we'll all forget about it.
	You seem completely nonplussed by this, but me and Karl have been going over and over this one, and he wants to do a premium podcast.
	Yeah, he's making me sit through an hour tomorrow where he wants to give me a big grand theory about how this proves- Well, because there must be something going on here.
	No, there's not, it's just the internet.
	It's just business as usual.
	Right.
	Karl and I are unconvinced on this one.
	You know, my thoughts were that, you know, it must be some deeper function of the evolution of social media.
	Because, like, we ran through the examples at the beginning.
	I mean, the Boomers, their social media was the church bulletin board, okay?
	And then for Gen X... Is that media?
	Leaflets?
	Oh, God.
	Okay.
	And then Gen X, they've got the telephones stuck to the wall with those really long cables, right?
	And then for Millennials, it was mobile phones and text messages.
	I used to be a wizard at the text message.
	You have to really... It was on the Nokias as well, so you had to press the button three times sometimes to get the thing, right?
	And for Zoomers, it's interactive apps whilst being locked down at home.
	Yeah, pretty much.
	But also, even after the lockdowns, I mean, consumers don't really want to go out.
	Yes, I've noticed this.
	Some pubs are closing everywhere.
	Yeah, restaurants, pubs.
	Like up the road here, all the nightshops.
	All shopping is drying up.
	But it's weird because it's like the old myth of like, well not myth, it was true I suppose, tell me I guess, that women want to go shopping once upon a time.
	Well, they don't anymore.
	Not really.
	Oh.
	Occasionally, but not like it was portrayed in the old times, in the old media.
	Yes.
	And by the old times you mean the 90s.
	Yes.
	The days before, when nobody knows what happened.
	It's not like Zoomers can get a house, at least for the Millennials.
	So sit at home, rent where you live, and then watch crap on this nightmare break.
	The Millennials couldn't get homes either for a period, but at least their parents were boomers, and therefore they were always on holiday.
	So you got the house to yourself, you know, a decent amount.
	Whereas the Zoomers, their parents are Gen X who basically also stay at home because they all now work at home and they can't afford a holiday because they're desperately trying to pay off their mortgage before they retire and build up a nest egg.
	At least we're all in different rooms with a device and don't have to talk to each other.
	Right.
	So that's, you know, life's better.
	Yes.
	But yes, mate, well...
	It depends how liberal your parents are, but I suppose it affects, you know, sneaking in randoms as well, I would imagine.
	What?
	Bringing a girl home?
	Yes.
	Why would that affect that?
	Well, I don't know.
	Especially if it's the other way around.
	You know, protect your parents and all that sort of stuff.
	Was that not a thing anymore?
	What do you mean?
	Why would it be a problem?
	Because dads are like that.
	Is that changed as well?
	I never found that, but alright.
	Oh, okay.
	Right, fine.
	It's just a bit fundamentally bloody different because there's porn on demand at any time.
	We're not just that, it's any kind of porn you want.
	Yes.
	So it's not just, oh look, tits.
	Yes, you've got the categories, haven't you?
	Yeah, but it's not just the categories.
	I like vintage and midget myself.
	That's, you know, uh, great, but if you want to go deeper than that, you can.
	I mean, you can, you can... One of the things I found really funny actually with the porn industry is that they've started trying to make videos where they try and hit as many fetishes as possible, and as a result, it's completely incoherent, where like, it'll be... Well, as if this wasn't incoherent.
	Nah, it's more coherent.
	Right.
	I mean in the sense of like, the ladies will start off by smoking or something and then they'll stop smoking and start vaping or whatever.
	It's trying to just hit everything you can with this shoot because you've got to appeal to all the kind of niches possible.
	Because people aren't just looking at tits anymore, they want their niche.
	Through a weird industry, the porn industry.
	You know that persistent conspiracy theory you hear about governments are planning to shut down the internet?
	Yeah.
	I think that's going to be a good idea.
	I am now in favour of this.
	Yeah, what are you going to get at your vintage midget porn?
	Well, I mean, I could do without.
	I mean, if it's necessary.
	If this is the great reset we need.
	There's plural symptoms, my friend.
	I don't think you can.
	And the reason that's a conspiracy theory is because the WEF has been writing articles on it.
	So, you know, they've been flagging this one.
	What happens when the internet is shut down?
	And at first I thought, yeah, this is something we need to avoid.
	But I'm sort of coming to the view that actually this is the great reset that we need.
	We need to shut the Zoomers out of the internet for at least a couple of years and see if we can perform a hard reset on them.
	There is something to be said of the idea of blowing it all up, because Bo Burnham did a really good song about the internet a couple years ago, and the phrase out of it that's great is, can I interest you in everything all of the time?
	Because it's not just, yeah, it does interest you in everything.
	It will give you anything you want, possible, if you can think of it.
	It's the all of the time thing as well.
	It's got to be doing something to the dopamine receptors.
	All of the time.
	Yes.
	That's all it's got.
	I found this article that talked about this, and I'm going to pivot slightly to the other issue that Zoomers face.
	Let me read from this lefty rag, which I won't name because I don't want to give them the oxygen of publicity.
	Recent survey data from online dating site OKCupid found that when it comes to finding romantic partners, younger people are increasingly prioritising political affiliation over good sex.
	Amongst younger women, fully 42% consider politics more important than sex, a spike of 50% from only two years before.
	Now, that makes a lot of sense to me because, you know, you had during the whole Trump era, you know, the liberal lefties basically disowning their own parents.
	And, um, yeah, the family members.
	So you can well believe that, um, that Zuma women are rejecting out of hand, um, conservative men, or at least that was the, uh, that was the plan because presumably you've now had a period of, of several years where these, uh, liberal women and, and basically they're all one or all of them, but like two thirds of unmarried women of the left wing that they tend to skew that way.
	If you, if you ever looked at the voting data, why would you marry them?
	Well, we'll come to that, but young unmarried women are overwhelmingly left-wing.
	You can see the evidence of that.
	So you've got all these women who have tried dating left-wing men, and what can we say about left-wing men?
	Well, let's take the most famous example of a left-wing man.
	He sniffs kids, and his own son calls him Pedo Pete.
	Whereas the most famous example of a conservative man is a dude who married a supermodel and uses a gold-plated lavatory.
	So you can see, you know, one is clearly better than the other.
	So they went down the track of trying these liberal men and were thoroughly disappointed.
	And we've now reached the stage where they are starting to fantasize about their first date with a conservative man.
	Let's play this next video.
	Conservative men are literally like... My politics are like stopping me from getting laid because when women find out that I just don't think they should have like rights and I just perceive them as like walking baby machines or sex objects then they don't like me anymore and they don't want to have sex with me so like can we just talk about something else?
	No.
	We're gonna talk about this.
	And you're gonna have to explain yourself.
	It's just weird.
	That's Cope, that is.
	Yeah.
	I've moved from never dating Conservative men to I'm definitely going to date a Conservative man, but I'm going to hold him to ransom.
	He's over his political views.
	I'll tell you, two minutes into the date, she's going to bring that shit up and he's going to be like, here's some very good reasons why women shouldn't have rights.
	No, he's just going to chuckle at her and say, don't worry about that.
	And she's going to flutter her eyelids and say, yeah, fine.
	Anyway, you got the toilets cold plated?
	Zoomers, save them from the internet while you still can.
	Let's do some comments.
	Video comments.
	JG Snyder has been chosen.
	For the rest of the adventure narrators, 80s-era Hulk Hogan.
	All right, brother.
	Hemlock, now known as the Fiery Phoenix, has just dropped the biggest leg drop on that blood-sucking vampire Maury, just like Hulkamania used to run wild on Andre the Giant, dude.
	But the night is young, and Hulkamania.
	Ah, I mean, Hemlockmania is running wild.
	So, what's the next step in your master plan, dude?
	Are you gonna climb the top rope and drop the big elbow on another problem, or take a victory lap around the ring and soak in the cheers of your adoring fans?
	This is the best idea I've ever had.
	Thank you.
	I don't know what that was, to be honest.
	There might be some context I'm missing on that one.
	I don't really know.
	I don't know what to say.
	Let's go to the next one.
	I had a Twitch playing idea for Carl.
	It's the King of Dragon Pass games from the 90s.
	They're basically like a strategy text adventure game.
	And you're basically playing as a tribe of Germanic barbarians in like the Bronze Age fantasy world.
	Think like Conan the Barbarian.
	It's an interesting world because it basically operates off of Bronze Age morality and logic.
	And it lends itself to Twitch, because during every decision you can consult the chat spirit to try and get a sense of what the best decision is, and see how long it takes for your tribe to crash and burn.
	Alright, so if you're interested in that, come check it out.
	I remember Texas Adventure Games, they were good, I liked those.
	It was a thing.
	Yeah, I hate text adventure games.
	I can't.
	I actually sat down.
	I've downloaded a few on Steam and I've tried to play them.
	Yeah, that's because you have a choice.
	Back in the day, we didn't have a choice.
	It was text adventure or staring at the wall.
	Tennis?
	Well, yes.
	Next one.
	Where the hell does she get 50k from anyway?
	It's got to be her parents.
	She does have just stop oil physiognomy.
	So it's no surprise that she still feels sort of more entitled than your average.
	Just because she's young?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Okay, right.
	- Yeah, where does the young person get 50 grand from? - Yeah, I did say that. I did say that.
	I was responding to the idea she has just stopped oil physiognomy for being young.
	Because I mentioned that in the video.
	Well, let's go to the written comments first.
	Do you want to begin reading yours?
	Well, I might.
	Do you want to cover the first one or are we going to pass that one?
	Sure.
	Someone's saying, what's your thoughts on Lord Miles' Twitter?
	As I've said previously, I'm under orders not to say anything that isn't publicly available, so I won't say anything.
	Fine.
	Okay.
	Fine.
	Francis says, nice haircut, Dan.
	You look quite nice today.
	Well, thank you, Francis.
	We admire your honesty.
	Do you want to give a shout out to the nation of Brazil?
	Oh yes, yes.
	I got my hair done from some lovely Brazilian chaps in Swindon, from First Cuts, Premier Cuts.
	I don't think we have to advertise them, but they seem to be the only place in Swindon town centre that isn't a front for people trafficking.
	Or money.
	Yes, and also they're a big Bolsonaro fan, so we talked about election stealing.
	So you've got it being legal, which is a big positive in this part of the world, and obviously not trying to replace you.
	And then there's, they're also Bolsonaro fans, which is... Yes, so I like them.
	Thomas Howell says, looking forward to a new Cooking with Dan section.
	And yes, Dan is 100% correct, as always.
	Fat for the win.
	Pro tip by GoKajunga.
	Gucci gang.
	Gucci gang?
	Gochu gang?
	Culture Gang?
	Yes.
	I don't know.
	Some foreign words.
	On the fat people segment, Edward Woodstock says, As a heavier fella, yes.
	Be mean to us.
	But the worst bloody thing I encounter while trying to lose weight is skinny people telling me I can be happy at any size.
	No, that's not true.
	The people who were helpful told me that I had a problem and set me on a path to solve it.
	I have now lost 30 kilos.
	Oh, bloody well done, sir.
	Bloody well done.
	And I'm currently in the process of joining the police, having passed their fitness tests and the like.
	They do exist, I swear.
	Yes, well, well done, Edward.
	Jolly good work.
	See?
	That's what fat shaming gets you.
	More police on the streets.
	Ethelstan95 says, We went from protecting immutable characteristics to characteristics that are consequences of your actions.
	Yes, this is true.
	MissRat says, In the US, doctors have got in trouble for telling patients they need to lose weight.
	Yes, here as well.
	Let's talk about the police, though.
	What do we do about fat police?
	Because they are utterly useless.
	Do we just not have a police force?
	Well, yes, but the police are useless in general, anyway.
	It's true.
	Because, I mean, I used to like the police.
	British police, I'm talking about here.
	Well, yes, I used to like the police.
	My old man was in the police back in the day.
	They don't seem to be interested in crime anymore, so there's... Well, they're interested in making sure that you're locked down.
	Yeah, so there's no real point in that.
	But only... And you can't protest it unless you're protesting it for BLM reasons.
	So, I've completely gone off the British police.
	Still some American police look quite nice.
	Yes, probably more the small towns ones.
	Not the old Valdez types, but obviously the rest of them seem to still do.
	Yes, I think you need to be a bit more selective on those.
	Even if they mess up, of course, they're still better than if the police force is literally just a political tool to keep you in your homes.
	I mean, the other option is to go back to the way that we used to do it, which is basically just let everybody have arms and you just appoint one man from your town once a week who just shoots ne'er-do-wells.
	We'd be better.
	I don't even know how margarine is made, but I'm pretty sure it's... It's not just made out of, like, plants.
	Yes, but they probably do something weird to it in order to get it there.
	eat, collect the milk, let the cream rise, skim, chill, agitate it, butter.
	And margarine, do you really want to go there?
	I don't even know how margarine is made, but I'm pretty sure it's...
	It's not just made out of plants.
	Yes, but they probably do something weird to it in order to get it there.
	I wouldn't touch the stuff.
	You look it up, well, You look it up while I read Miss Rat saying, Great, now I want a big juicy steak.
	Well, you're in America, so you can probably get big juicy steaks.
	Le French Meat Boy says, The US would do better simply by replacing fructose with glucose without changing anything else.
	Quite possibly, I don't know, but I'm sure that's true.
	Someone online says, Your body actually needs fats to absorb a lot of nutrients.
	That's how rabbit starvation kills you.
	Your body isn't getting enough fat.
	Yes, yes, I heard that.
	Miss Ratter also says, darn trans fat plant-based oils gets you every time.
	Baron of Warhawk says, Callum, the Japanese are so full of their weight compared to the West because last time there was a fat man in Japan it didn't go so well for Nagasaki.
	Oh, I see what you're doing there.
	Very good.
	Did you find out about margarine?
	I don't want to eat it now.
	Just look up the making of margarine, that doesn't look nice.
	Fine.
	And finally on the section, Mr. Sim says, as somebody who has fed pork, beef and steak regularly as a child, and whose grandparents regularly stored animal fats using cooking that allowed me to grow up to be around six foot two, I can attest that the fact growing up with a healthy portion of meat and fat is a good thing.
	Yes, absolutely.
	Agreed.
	Isn't the whole thing about the Netherlands as well?
	Most people just drink chugs and chugs of milk and dairy, and they're the tallest people in Europe.
	I think the Serbs are the only ones next to them, in terms of being tall.
	Well, I'm 6'2", and I drank a lot of milk growing up, so... Didn't have enough rib-eyes, to be fair.
	But we were paws growing up, so, you know.
	We only had to deal with the rub.
	Mummy and Daddy didn't bring...
	We would have had rump on toast rather than a reminder.
	Ryan Redacted says, Callum, give the people what they want and get your arse out to sell the merch.
	No!
	Ross Dewar says, AI clearly watches a lot of secretary porn.
	That's another good category.
	Yeah, do you see what I mean?
	It gets quite specific.
	Sophie Lev says, the funny thing to me about this use of AI is that if the AI had spat out an image where she was looking plain and kind of ugly, she would also be mad.
	Very, very mad.
	So you can't win.
	Or make her look like a trans man.
	Or a trans woman.
	Oh god, I'd love to make an AI that just searches.
	It does the job, but also it runs another function, which is it searches your Twitter feed to see if you've ever praised Lizzo.
	And if you have, it just makes you look like Lizzo.
	What about, what about... We call it Mirror Mirror on the Wall, and it's just for women to find the more beautiful versions themselves.
	Yes.
	But then it also does that, and sometimes you just look like Lizzo.
	Yes, I'm just thinking, look, if an AI can tell the difference between different races' skellingtons, and it can tell a thot from a thot's face, you know, how far back down the age profile could it go?
	So, for example, could you, you know, at the birth of your beautiful child, could you take a picture and the AI is like, yes, there's a 93% chance it's going to be a tranny or a thot or, you know... Why not do the ultrascans?
	Then we can abort it if we don't want it.
	But you don't remember, what was it, Iceland, they allowed you to find out if your kid was going to have Down syndrome, and there was a 100% abortion rate, and it has been for the last 10 years since they began doing that.
	Downs people are lovelies, but if you end up with a tranny thought, is this a game, would you rather?
	It's not something I put a lot of thought into, to be honest.
	Which would you rather?
	You'd have the Downs kid.
	Yeah, I'll go The Downs.
	Have you seen those Down Syndrome guys who are chefs?
	No.
	Lovely fellas.
	So they've got a little Instagram channel or something.
	I've only seen their Instagram clubs.
	So there's two of them and they're chefs and one of them is really struggling the other one he's got like the face but he's you know he's kind of there he's kind of like your colleague who's a bit dim yes instead right but with a bit of a weird face and uh they do a cooking show and they had someone else in who was also down syndrome and was cooking and this is the best clip i've ever seen is that there are and it really makes you actually quite like down syndrome people if you don't oh they're lovely well because they're trying to cook and the guy doing the cooking is like can i get can i get a wooden spoon
	There's a wooden spoon, and then they are looking around for a wooden spoon, and the one who's really, really suffering turns around with a metal spoon, and goes, yeah!
	And then gives it to him, and he's like, no, I want a wooden spoon!
	So then they start looking around more, and then he comes back with another spoon, and it's also metal.
	And then finally, someone comes with a wooden spoon, and he's like, yeah, a wooden spoon!
	And then they all cheer!
	And what's really wholesome about their clip is not the funniness.
	Instead, it is the fact that every small thing is a colossal victory.
	Like, to live that life where getting a wooden spoon is like, yeah!
	Did it, boys!
	I mean, there is something about that that's just very wholesome.
	I'm going to go check that out.
	I'll show you after.
	Yes, that seems wholesome.
	What are we talking about?
	I think we're reading comments.
	Oh yeah, Omar Awad says, it's not rocket science, if you upload duck face samples, the AI outputs duck face humans.
	Stop trying to F the camera and maybe it won't assume you're trying to sexualize yourself.
	Yeah.
	Yes, duck face.
	That was the term that I wanted to find when I was in that segment, yes.
	I don't really know how you do it without looking ridiculous, but I suppose... Well, I can't do it.
	Just to be clear, someone online says, she's upset because the AI made her hot.
	Yeah, made her hotter than a real life.
	Derek Power says, commenting on the two segments in one, eat whatever you want to let the AI generator make you look good.
	Oh, that's a good point.
	Is it?
	Become a fat bastard and then... Well, it's easier than going to the gym, isn't it?
	Sophie also says, well, if an AI can call me a thot for my face, honestly, I would just laugh.
	But then again, I have a sense of humor.
	And if you showed me that kind of AI generated image of me, I would also be laughing hysterically.
	I don't know what else I'm supposed to do.
	It's pretty funny, to be honest.
	I think it is, yeah.
	I imagine if you did that for most people's girlfriends or wives, they would just be like... So, should I dress like that, or what?
	Ooh, Jan makes a good comment.
	Read Jan's one.
	Jan says, with Dan as the most desired male... Of course, you like this one.
	You should open new female markets for Lotus Eaters merch, with Dan posing in the pictures.
	Maybe even promise to send autographed Dan photos, though, to make sure these photos are tantalizing enough for the new female audience.
	Yes, good point.
	You are going to come in tomorrow in a mankini.
	To pose and literally whore yourself and sell yourself out as much as humanly possible.
	Well, like you said in the last segment, if it works, if it makes money, why not?
	So you're going to be selling Alex Jones's pills that make you slightly less red in the following photograph, but with your cock out.
	I'll tell you, excuse me.
	Give me a last scotch and we start shooting.
	Give you a price point.
	We'll see where we end up, shall we?
	All right.
	Yes.
	We'll just roll with it.
	One's in the chat, if you'd like to see that.
	You can keep your eyes on the chat.
	There we are.
	And you can find your fans.
	So, Ross Dugall says she has two clavices in the third picture.
	AI is not good at art.
	Don't really know what a clavice... Was it clavicles?
	I don't know what that means.
	I'm not a doctor.
	We're gonna look that up.
	I'm not.
	George Happ says the AI is smart enough to recognize these women's only worth.
	These images are just missing a looming wall in the distance.
	Oh, that'll be fun.
	That's me.
	Should we run it on the ladies who we're going to talk about now?
	The NPC ladies.
	Oh, yes.
	Shove them in.
	See what comes out.
	I don't think the AI would miss that.
	I'm going to try that.
	Yes.
	Anyway, what Zoomers think is hot.
	Miss Rat says, hard pass.
	Peter R says, come on, Dan.
	We all know Callum is far too young to remember the 10 minute preview.
	Yes, I was a bit... I don't know what that means.
	The thing that you described.
	No, I don't.
	I don't think we're talking about the same thing.
	You talked about it.
	No, I'm talking about those TV channels where there's women with phones and they just like lie about.
	Yes, the 10 minute preview.
	What?
	Why is it a 10 minute preview?
	Oh, your mate must have subscribed to it.
	Because otherwise you only get 10 minutes.
	So basically the way it works is you go to channel 7000 or whatever, and then 10 minutes for the 10 minutes after midnight, you get a preview.
	But it's all sort of very buttoned up.
	And then after the 10 minute, then you get the... It was a proto version of the other thing you talked about, the ASMR.
	It was like that, but with phones, like the Dom Jolly style.
	Okay.
	I never knew there was a 10 minute preview.
	Yes, because your mate must have subscribed, but he didn't tell you that he subscribed.
	He just made it sound like... Well, he would have been using his mum's credit card if he did that, so... Well, maybe your mum subscribed, but your dad or something, or whatever.
	Well, no, I'm around his house.
	Well, to be honest, they were actually terrible with money, not to get too into it.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I think I can tell the story.
	So, I mean, one time my parents came round to pick me up from their house, and they found out that the mum was throwing the, you know, the little Tesco things, £1 off for this, £1 off for that.
	She was throwing all those in the bin because she couldn't physically read.
	She was illiterate.
	So of course their finances were just a complete mess, because this person just was not all there.
	You know when you go around someone's house and they're poor?
	I'm not sure how many people I've actually met who are visually impaired.
	Yeah, it was a bit of an odd one, but there were plenty of people around where I lived that were... You could tell they were poor, but you go to their house and they've all got Sky TVs, they all had multiple pets, smoke, drink... That type of poor.
	Yeah, that person's family.
	Right.
	Not poor as in only one holiday per year to Antigua, then.
	Not that kind of poor.
	I don't know what kind of holidays they took, but he always had all the best games, somehow.
	Yes.
	Yes, I know the type of poor you're talking about now.
	Adam Hack Davis says, What Zoomers think is hot.
	I think Dan has hit a disturbing point.
	The woman is acting childlike and does it in a way that can be described as childlike.
	Well, yes, but as Callum explained, it's actually a wee-goo.
	A woo-woo.
	So there must be a name for it.
	I just don't have one.
	A woo-woo, not a woo-woo.
	It's in a similar vein of, like, woman wearing schoolgirl outfit.
	It's innocence, but taken to an extremity.
	But that is what we're saying.
	Yeah, but it's not necessarily childlike.
	It can just be, like, a 20-year-old girl who doesn't know anything.
	Right, okay.
	So the Britney Spears thing?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	It's just that, but extreme.
	Okay.
	Except also with, like, cat ears and stuff, which I don't... Yes.
	But that's sort of, you go on a Halloween party and they've all got their Sharpie out anyway, so that's not changed.
	Yes, actually, speaking of Sharpies, did you see Cindy Cawford's eyebrows?
	I don't know who that is.
	Well, we played on the video, the Pepsi advert, Gil.
	Oh.
	Yes.
	Oh, I didn't look at her eyebrows.
	Remarkable, those eyebrows.
	Sorry.
	What?
	Check it later, the bloody... Sorry, you're looking at a woman's eyebrows.
	Well, they're very fetching.
	Are they?
	I'd rather you talked about her feet, to be honest.
	That would be less strange.
	No, that's weird.
	That would be weird, but, ooh, check out the eyebrows on that one!
	Right.
	I mean, Jon's just loaded it up for me.
	That's post-Wall.
	Those are bad eyebrows.
	That's evil.
	Don't do that.
	She has good eyebrows there, but she had remarkable eyebrows.
	Never mind just getting rid of your monobrow, ladies.
	You've got to get the good eyebrows.
	I mean, look at that.
	that.
	You could slice stone with those things.
	Right.
	Yes.
	Fetching last, that one.
	More kind of a pet than mine.
	Well...
	You can have both.
	I suppose you could, but I wouldn't notice the eyebrows unless it's a monobrow.
	Right, yeah.
	What?
	Anyway, right.
	California Refugee says, I don't blame the Zuma girls.
	I blame the simps.
	Yes, fair point.
	I can't say how I feel about simps, but just I want them gone.
	Yeah, but that was that was sort of what I was driving at in the segment.
	If you're not allowed to go outside, And women are all on Tinder.
	Because back in my day, you only had to be the best guy in the pub who wasn't slurring too badly.
	I still don't think it's an excuse.
	Anyone being a centrist, there is no excuse for that.
	You are just being pathetic.
	But these days, you need to be the best guy on Tinder within a sort of eight-mile radius up against the photos that he got his professional mate to take.
	And everything is pristine.
	Do you still find women in...
	Well, yes, yes.
	But I'm just saying that the difficulty curve has shifted up so you can understand why then the bottom segment drops out and goes into simpery.
	If you go to university, you still find women, for sure.
	Oh, yes.
	If you work and all your life, to be fair, yeah, that is true.
	I'm not saying there aren't women to be had because there's like literally half the population.
	But if you're a Zoomer who worked since 18 or 16 or whatever.
	Yes.
	You got out of school, got a job.
	I mean, you probably went into a male trade.
	Yes.
	Not many women there.
	I can just appreciate how the bottom part of the curve is dropping out.
	Yeah, the Zoomer women aren't in the country pub.
	That's where all the people with grey hair are.
	Yeah.
	So, yeah, yeah.
	We just knocked them into Sim.
	Still don't Sim.
	What are you doing?
	Yes, but we used to have, you know, Walls just to trim the male population down and now we now we don't do that thus you know recently making some fair points though which is like well you know college women though they're um yes college women yes we got we got much time we got we got a minute um uh any um there's no spot there's no spicy ones at the bottom um
	Andrew Tao says, it would be so easy to fake these TikTok accounts using AI.
	Yes, I had to watch it several times.
	I mean, I was on viewing seven before I started to appreciate that it wasn't AI.
	Robert Longshaw says, I love Callum's cultural catch-up.
	Dan's face was golden.
	Yes.
	I don't really know.
	I'm still confused as to what the hell is going on.
	Me and Carla are going to be debating this one again in the afternoon.
	And you're just going to sit there saying, guys, it's easy.
	Why do I wear headphones?
	It's honestly not.
	Right.
	The French Meat Boy.
	Imagine making your life worth simply reacting to virtual gifts.
	Yeah, but if she is getting $800,000 a month, Yeah, go for it.
	I'd do it for a couple of months.
	Get that back.
	Screw it.
	Yeah.
	I mean, you tweeted, for example, that she could have been a librarian or a teacher.
	Yes.
	And I responded to you going, no, she's a whore.
	30 years, she would have been a whore.
	Because, yeah, 30 years ago in the 70s, she probably would have just been filming porn or giving tosses.
	And I tried to argue against you briefly, and then I did a bit more research and it's like, oh, yeah, no, she actually is a whore.
	You were right.
	Anyway, if you're a whore and you want to make money, I think we've informed you on how to do it.
	So go out and get that bag.
	And then, I mean, this is sort of like, you know, it's almost Andrew Tate-esque because it was his whole thing for the men.
	His message is you won't, the only way you actually get power is by owning the money.
	So go out there, become rich, and then you can influence the world, which is obviously true.
	So if you want to change politics, become a rich whore.
	Brandy Love is technically, she is doing that right now actually.
	Who's Brandy Love?
	She's a porn star who became famous not only because she did a lot of porn and was quite good at it and became one of the world's most famous porn stars.
	She then joined the Republican Party and goes to all the conventions, of course, because she's a big libertarian for being a porn star.
	She's like, I want the government to leave me alone and let me make my porn.
	So.
	Fair enough.
	Yeah.
	Super sensible.
	Anyway, we're out of time.
	Yeah, we're out of time.
	Go to the website.
	Bye.

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