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The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters # 658

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	- Hello and welcome to the podcast, The Lotus here is for, I don't know, Monday or something.
	I'm joined by Dan.
	Hello!
	And today we're going to be talking about iDubbbz content copying himself.
	There for the chat.
	Yeah, I've no idea who iDubbbz is.
	What?
	Some Arab Sheikh or something.
	Are you serious?
	Am I really supposed to know?
	Yeah!
	This is gonna be awkward.
	Okay.
	All right, Mizzy.
	Yes, Mizzo, yep, know him.
	We both know.
	Yeah.
	Also, merely pretending is not enough.
	You have to be fully retarded.
	Commit.
	That's the news.
	This is gonna be weird, then.
	I gotta explain who iDubbbz is, it's just gonna be... Yeah.
	Strange.
	Anyway.
	Who is he?
	So iDubbbz has decided to content cop himself, which is a reference you don't get because you don't know who iDubbbz is, which is awkward.
	So iDubbbz, funny guy.
	Used to be good fun and would, you know, chat s on the internet about someone on Kickstarter who had made some terrible product, for example.
	Right.
	Pretty good.
	So he's a sort of product reviewer, is he?
	Yeah, once upon a time.
	And then he started getting bad unboxing, which is where people would send him stuff and he'd unbox it and it was bad stuff.
	You should kill those.
	Because, you know, edgy boys back in 2016.
	And then he did Content Cop, where he'd go after content creators and make videos about their content and be like, this is what's terrible about it.
	This is what's good about it.
	Stop doing this.
	And usually, it devolved into like, you're a really bad content creator.
	Your content's crap.
	You attract a terrible audience.
	This is not good.
	Stop it.
	Fair enough.
	Then it kind of ended, abruptly.
	And he stopped doing it.
	And then he started doing like, random other stuff.
	And then got into boxing.
	And then started setting up boxing events.
	He'd have a bunch of YouTube- Not un-boxing.
	Actual, with, you know, fisticuffs, that sort of thing.
	Like, random YouTubers fighting each other, because the idea was, well, you don't know who's good at boxing until you try.
	So, back in the really early days of YouTube, they used to get homeless people to fight, so it's a bit like that, except with YouTubers.
	Okay, alright, we're up to speed then.
	Right, okay.
	So, we'll start off just by mentioning something first on the website, being, well, something relevant to someone offing themselves, which is Susan Wojcicki.
	She decided to completely off herself at... what?
	I'm in the middle of a set.
	Okay, fine.
	There's a hangout as well on the website.
	Lots of good content.
	Yep, there you are.
	Go check that out.
	I don't know when it's coming out.
	Anyway, let's just skip this.
	Let's go straight to iDubbbz because iDubbbz instead... Well, he made this video a while back.
	Like a few weeks ago or something now.
	Where he's whining about someone who was going to be on the boxing ticket.
	Some creator.
	Okay.
	He got kicked from the event because he was friends with the devil.
	Hitler.
	Sam Hyde.
	Oh, okay.
	Him, yes.
	Yeah.
	The ghost of Kiev himself.
	He was like, well, I love your work in Ukraine.
	I've got to do some more stuff with you, Sam.
	And iDubbbz didn't take that lightly.
	Because, well, the problem was that Sam Hyde makes fun of iDubbbz's wife.
	Because iDubbbz's wife does porn.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	This is the sad part about iDubbbz's career trajectory.
	Yeah.
	I never really cared.
	It's like, okay, you want to marry some basically porn star, she does OnlyFans.
	Is it at least lesbian porn?
	I don't know.
	Right.
	But you can buy it.
	Yes.
	I mean, either way it's bad, but I mean, there are scales to which you could descend here.
	Yeah.
	And, you know, the guy I watch on YouTube has picked a girl who does OnlyFans for his wife.
	I wouldn't do it, but whatever.
	No.
	I don't care.
	Just keep making funny stuff.
	Yeah.
	Except that, you know, Sam Hyde made fun of this, and then iDubbbz seemed to take it very personally, and says that he kicked off Fruity Fresh over here.
	Imagine making fun of a dude because his wife is a porn star.
	Yeah, it's pretty easy.
	Yes.
	It's a pretty easy jab.
	And if you're the guy who married a porn star, essentially, and then is mad about people making fun of that, What am I?
	Grow up?
	What are you expecting to happen?
	Exactly.
	And maybe get a haircut if that's him, because, I mean, I don't know.
	Maybe mullets are back, I'm not sure.
	Yeah.
	But anyway, he binds in here that Sam Hyde makes fun of iDubbbz's life because he married a porn star, and that's embarrassing.
	And therefore iDubbbz gets all butthurt, kicks this guy off his event, and then drama ensues.
	You can see the dislikes.
	People not very convinced with that being the reason why you have to kick people out.
	Oh my God, they made fun of your wife being a whore.
	And thank you, by the way, for showing me how to get dislikes back on YouTube, because that is actually very handy.
	You need to install an add-on, don't you?
	There's a plug-in you can do there.
	You can find that out.
	Anyway, wasn't very convincing, to say the least.
	I wasn't convinced.
	You kick this guy off.
	Why?
	Because someone made fun of the fact that your wife's making pornography.
	It's freely available.
	You can't sit there and be mad about that.
	Like, if you marry a porn star, you can't be mad that other people make fun of you for marrying a porn star.
	I mean, there's not even a base response to that, is there?
	You've lost before you've started.
	It's just sad.
	It's just sad that you're throwing a hissy fit about that.
	But a lot of people decided to then take footage of iDubbbz from before when he understood how the internet worked and didn't throw a hissy fit.
	Is that the same guy?
	Yeah.
	And then play it back to himself.
	So let's play this clip.
	Someone just put it together of iDubbbz versus iDubbbz over here.
	Fucking quickly is that the arguments and the insults are fucking arbitrary.
	So you move on, you grow up, you continue, you blossom as a human adult.
	Do you think it's appropriate that, uh, I don't know, a thirty-something year old man is publicly calling my wife a whore and a slut?
	If you're a woman and you make YouTube videos and you say, oh yeah, they call me cunt, well just realize that, uh, if you want to identify the person who called you a cunt as a sexist, Realize that there are 10,000 other YouTuber males who get called a dick or whatever fucking other male-centric insult you want to draw from without batting a fucking eye.
	It seems really fucking sexist and creepy for you to be saying these things.
	No one needs to get policed.
	We don't need to get censored.
	This isn't...
	It's bullshit.
	The internet has survived just fine on vitriol and hatred.
	But, you know, keep in mind, people, this isn't the 99%, alright?
	The internet isn't built on a framework of hate and racial slurs.
	And people calling women cunts, alright?
	This isn't everyday life.
	I don't think Froggy respects sex workers.
	I think he has some really old, tired opinions about people who do sex work.
	I think he has a lot of weird opinions as well about masculinity and shit.
	Why do I care?
	Very good point.
	I've always got very old-fashioned opinions about my wife being a whore on the internet.
	I still can't quite believe that's the same man in both videos.
	And for me, the striking thing is from this is, you know, in the first one, the younger version, he's an incel and he managed to go downhill from that to cuck.
	In a weird way, yeah.
	This is why I don't get it, because some people say that, because the next link here is the video he's then released, which is him content copying himself, where he decided he'd delete all of his content cops because they were harassment.
	And we'll get into that in a minute.
	But I mean, the big thing for me watching this is that.
	He went downhill in the sense, so I don't go after his images and stuff.
	His level of argumentation sucks balls now.
	He sits in both of these videos whining and ranting, sitting in the cock chair there, in which he says to everyone that, well, isn't it sexist what you're saying about my wife that does pornography?
	He went from angry insult with some level of insight as to reality.
	And he's gone down to...
	Desperate beta male cuckoid?
	Something like that?
	I don't get it.
	I don't know what you're doing, man.
	I really appreciated the content over the years because he sits in this video here.
	This is the video in which he's deciding that I've gone too far.
	I need to apologize.
	I'm sorry, boys.
	I bombed Pearl Harbor or something.
	No, he didn't.
	He made some content.
	It was funny.
	It was entertaining.
	Makes fun of people for making bad content, such as this.
	So he says the biggest problem is that The biggest problem is that he sits and exaggerates what his content is.
	Because the content cults were literally like, let's take the most extreme one, the outlier, the horrific one, Tanamongu, some beauty vlogger who makes stuff up.
	I think she's the one most famous for literally, she would sit and do story times, and the story times would be wildly exaggerated, obviously, because it's YouTube.
	It's like, oh my god, I almost got kidnapped by the Uber driver.
	He took a wrong turn.
	And then asked for directions back to your house.
	You know, that kind of thing.
	Right.
	and um she had said the n-word a few times and she'd also said that he should break both his legs and lose all those subscribers so he went up to her and said the n-word in public and she was very upset all right point being you also say the n-word lady let's calm down like you're fake your story times are fake your personality's fake yeah your fake outrage about marie was all fake And she ended up agreeing with her.
	She actually made a video, she was like, oh, you're absolutely right.
	Like all these clips of me saying the M word.
	My immediate instinct... Not with an A at the end.
	My immediate instinct is to say something disparaging about YouTubers, but I'm sort of holding back on the basis that that's what we are.
	It's also just like stock standard stuff and correct and well, Tanemongu should have learnt from being crap at YouTube, that's what that was, it was bad content, making up stuff.
	And so, instead, Ian sits here and tells us about how he's learnt and grown as a man and he's embarrassed about his old content and that's why he's deleting it all.
	Yeah, I'm not seeing any hints of that so far.
	But, I mean, Most Critical made a point where he's like, dude, you weren't drowning puppies.
	This wasn't Puppy Drowner Episode 3.
	It was Content Cop.
	It was, you're making bad content, have a ticket, haha, I'm dressed as a cop.
	That was the joke.
	Very funny.
	Like, you made fun of people for bad behaviours and making low-tier content.
	Oh wait, he's got seven and a half million subscribers.
	Yeah, it's good stuff.
	I'm surprised you haven't seen them.
	Especially the content cops.
	I think the Tanimogu one got like 60 million.
	Something like that.
	Most of the YouTube videos I watch are basically old people discussing Italian interest rates and Argentinian crop yields and stuff like that.
	Anyway, let's go to the next one here, because no one wanted to see us.
	No one wanted to see this at all.
	You have this guy here pointing out.
	I don't even have the stomach to watch this.
	He's like his own little universe at this point.
	He thinks the standards are like Amazon's HR department is what being a mature member of society looks like.
	And his big whining in here is the, oh man, I harassed Hannah.
	I harassed all the other people when I made content cops on them.
	No, you didn't.
	Number one, that's not what the definition of harassment is.
	But we'll get to that in a minute.
	So where is this guy from?
	He's American.
	Right.
	He does look sort of, you know, Deep South type.
	These days, yeah.
	He's done that to himself.
	But we've got the next one here, because we have iDubbbz here.
	There's a clip, drama loop, that's basically... I'm trying not to play the full thing, because you can go and watch it, and it's like 30 minutes of him whining.
	But this part here is the most relevant, in which he decides to tell us as to why he has to disavow himself and his career.
	Because harassment.
	I'm sorry.
	Let's play.
	It's done a lot of damage.
	We can just let it go.
	I'm sorry to everyone that I made Content Cop videos on.
	I still don't like the majority of you, and that's fine, but I can recognize that you did not deserve the hate and harassment that I sent your way.
	I particularly want to apologize to Tana.
	Tana, I'm sorry.
	I should have never made that video.
	I harassed Hannah in person and then harassed her online and that's...
	Deplorable behavior.
	It's so stupid.
	I'm also sorry to all the black viewers and minority groups who had to put up with that video and put up with, you know, the phrases.
	I said either it's all okay or none of it's okay.
	And that's just so dangerous and stupid.
	I have made content that I'm proud of over the years.
	It hasn't been as consistent as maybe I'd like it to have been.
	But, you know, there is a lot of content that I think had a net positive on the world and, you know, I'm going to strive to continue on that trend.
	But again, I'm not, I'm absolutely going to continue to make mistakes, but I want the mistakes to be a lot smaller and a lot less serious.
	Okay, this is like a man trying to master the Jedi power of force-growing a vagina on himself in real time.
	It's just kind of sad, really.
	It's just like the Tana Mongeau thing.
	I harassed Tana.
	He met her once in person to make a video in which he said the N-word in front of her to get the clip of her freaking out so he could make the point that she's a hypocrite.
	That's harassment in his eyes now.
	It's not.
	Definitionally not.
	Not even multiple times of unwanted contact.
	The legal definition here.
	It's just nonsense, and he's an online harasser.
	Yes, I think I'm starting to see why this guy has stayed off my radar for so long.
	Yeah, it's like, no man, you made entertainment for twenty-somethings to bond over at university about how this YouTuber or that YouTuber was making bad content.
	Like, calm down, you were not drowning puppies.
	uh you can see here as well you may you don't know but there's uh you can see i'm not going to read that out the bottom line there was his uh most famous catchphrase because the point about profanity and he was making in the video and always has done which is the racial profanity is just profanity like calm yourself wait what matters is the context not the words themselves endlessly he made this point and has now decided no no whenever you said a black person dies Right.
	Presumably.
	Well, unless it's in a rap video, presumably.
	But then it's okay.
	Right.
	It's just, it's weird to see his reasoning ability fall out of the window.
	And that's the thing that strikes me most about iDubbbz's collapse.
	I saw a lot of people talking about this.
	Talking about the fact that he got a Yoko Ono'd from his wife.
	And, yeah, maybe, I don't know.
	It's hard to tell.
	In terms of relationship.
	Apparently the Tana video was her idea.
	It does sort of look like it, doesn't it?
	I can't fault people for guessing that but frankly it's just his it's not the problem with his content going bad it's ability to think that's just gone bad by the looks of it you can see here as well he also decided to donate the uh money from that video to the most affected being a trans woman of color collective which um not really sure that's what the last word means there but whatever let's go the next one yeah because i mean unless we're taking this stance that that's not what the last word means because
	That's not what the f-word means.
	Trans people?
	I mean, you could argue that's queer, but whatever.
	I don't know if you've seen this from Jordan Peterson.
	I don't think we can read it out.
	I think we have to dispel it.
	No, I think we should just leave that up for people to... People listening, imagine what Jordan Peterson thinks a trans person is.
	There we are.
	That's this.
	Yeah.
	But the gamer from Mars I want to talk about because I don't know if you know his channel as well.
	He does a pretty good series where he's just like what happened to such and such.
	I'd recommend it for people who want to know what happened to some weird YouTuber.
	I've also missed this gentleman on the internet, I must say.
	But one of the things he speculated on, I've seen the one I was talking about in regards to the kind of downfall of Ian and Content Cop, is that he mentions the adpocalypse.
	And the adpocalypse was not just about money.
	So the adpocalypse being the, all of a sudden, Vox and everyone else wrote some articles being like, oh, there's hate on YouTube, pull the ads.
	Pepsi, don't you know you're being put next to white supremacy?
	Yeah, I always presumed that was the cover story.
	Really, it was a get together behind the doors where basically YouTube got together with big advertisers and said, why don't you just shift the money over to big companies instead?
	Because what happened immediately after that was not just a bunch of people pulled their ads and then YouTube got stricter with the ads, they also decided that there would be, what was it, preferential coverage for trusted news sources?
	Yeah, it's really bloody annoying because whenever I'm trying to research something on YouTube all I get is like loads of CNN.
	CNN, MSNBC, PBS.
	And then you have to scroll past about seven pages to find something interesting.
	That never used to happen.
	It was only after the apocalypse all of a sudden that happened.
	It was almost like there was a deal behind closed doors or something like that.
	Well, precisely, yes, quite.
	But one of the other aspects was that YouTube also got way, way, way stricter on what online harassment was.
	Right.
	Into the realms of nonsense.
	Because I think Carl's actually experienced this himself.
	If you make a reaction video or a response video back in the day, that's what it was, a response video.
	Responding to your points.
	Points are bad.
	Here's why.
	And then, all of a sudden, YouTube decided that a lot of that was harassment.
	You were harassing another creator because you were pointing out where they were wrong.
	Except it would only ever go one way, of course.
	Yes.
	Only certain kind of political YouTubers could be harassed.
	So I'll just go on record and say, if anybody wants to make a video criticizing my content, I just don't care because I will never see it.
	No, they're harassing you.
	That's what YouTube says.
	And it just so happens to coincide with about the same time that the Content Cops stopped being made.
	So he speculated a little bit in there, that whether or not it's actually the case that you can't really make this content anymore without being deleted, which you wouldn't be surprised by.
	There's also some speculation about, because Ian says it's the audience that's a bit cancerous.
	Why?
	Because they like having fun.
	They'll say the edgy words.
	That's cancer, isn't it?
	That's cancerous.
	It's unbearable.
	And, you know, the Gamer from Oz also tries to make that argument where he's like, well, you know, I've done things like that, trying to get rid of the cancerous side of the audience.
	And yeah, there are cancerous audiences out there, that's for sure.
	I don't think people are having fun on the internet for the purposes of having fun.
	With them?
	Yeah.
	I have very recently started having a look at our own comments and mostly they were right, but there are a few cancerous little twerps in there.
	I'm 99% okay from what I see.
	You very rarely just get anything that's actually cancerous.
	I think people massively overemphasize the bad parts of their audience, usually because of the kind of people like Lindsay Ellis, who would have like five comments saying that she's bad and fixate on them to the point of quitting YouTube.
	It's just like, grow up!
	What's wrong with you?
	You know, take some old iDubbbz advice.
	It's the internet.
	I've actually been vaguely considering making a segment about the comment section, where I just sort of go through it and pick out, you know, the worst ones, because... It's just a retarded thing to do, though, because... Well, I know, but the... But that's the reason why.
	Yes.
	Because you have people like Lindsay who did that, and she was like, I'm being bullied by my own comment section, and it's like, no lady, you're staring at the comments that you don't like, and going, oh my god, I am in hell, no one likes me, and it's like, because you're only looking at the thing that doesn't like you, you moron.
	Well, I mean, there's even a guy on our own website, so he's a paying subscriber, who absolutely hates me, and like, every time I put something up, he will tap out the most vicious, you know, insults that he can think of.
	Is that not the best thing ever though?
	I bloody love that guy.
	He's brilliant.
	It just makes me chuckle every single time.
	The mere idea that I would care about his opinion, it's just so funny to me.
	I get the exact thought.
	When someone's that obsessed, I kind of just love them.
	Yeah, I do.
	I do.
	I went to the guys and got them to put a flag on his account to make sure that he never gets banned because I really enjoy seeing these comments crop up.
	Well, there we are.
	That's how you never get... No, don't do that.
	We will actually... Well, probably the website people.
	But yeah, I just want to mention as well, because Ian makes this argument of like, oh, I destroyed these people's career with my Content Cop videos.
	We can go back to it.
	There you have it.
	There's the data.
	I think this is RiceGum's social blade.
	So yeah, when people pointed out that he was making bad content, you can see there are a few weeks where he loses some subscribers, about 30,000, 40,000, something like that.
	Oh, that's subscriber.
	That's not revenue then.
	No.
	It's obviously nothing to him.
	It's 8 million subs.
	And then afterwards, his career just grew.
	Immediately afterwards.
	A couple of days afterwards.
	Never mind the other stuff that he made.
	Everyone who had a content cop made on them didn't instantly die because Ian went, your content's bad.
	Yes.
	No.
	They were fine.
	Again, you did not drown any puppies.
	You're not ruining careers.
	What you made was some entertaining stuff.
	And you made some rational arguments of, this is why it's bad.
	Because low quality.
	I just, him to sit there and act like he's, I don't know, reforming himself.
	I mean, out of what, exactly?
	Because I don't think he did anything wrong.
	Well, he didn't really start from a high bar, did he?
	But, yeah.
	I think it's fine.
	I think it's absolutely fine to make videos about people and be like, this is why your content's crap.
	And necessary, in fact.
	Anyway, we've got the next one, though.
	Because, I mean, one of the problems with Ian is just he doesn't make interesting videos anymore.
	I mean, like, Full Force was, what, like three years ago or something?
	Something like that.
	Anyway.
	And if you go to the next one, I mean, it was the last time he made good videos as well.
	Because, I mean, his is Social Blade, which obviously has taken a nosedive since he released I Disavow Everything I Ever Made, which was, you know, just dumb.
	But also, he's never really gained subscribers for ages now.
	So he's trended down in the last 30 days by 232 million views.
	It's the videos he deleted, yeah.
	I told you they were huge.
	Right.
	I'm still surprised you haven't seen them, but... Anyway, they're all unlisted now.
	So unless you have a link, you just can't see them.
	Great, thanks.
	Cool.
	Alright, we'll get the last thing here, because I have to ask about this, you know, more cancerous audience thing.
	I don't really know what he's getting at, because, as this person points out, this is so cancer, why would you apologise to Tana?
	You were in the right and explained how you were throughout the whole video, to the point she's literally agreed with you publicly.
	That is quite a good point.
	I mean, you couldn't get a better point.
	Which is like, if the person you were criticizing comes out and says, yeah, you were right, you can't sit there and be like, man, I destroyed the world with my content.
	I was terrible.
	Anyway, got to delete it all now.
	Got to become someone who sits there and whines about sexism because I married someone who does porn and people point that out.
	It's sad to see a titan of the older of YouTube go this way.
	Horrible.
	I mean, there's the other thing as well.
	What kind of people do you exactly want if your cancerous audience is so cancerous?
	Do you want to be h3h3?
	You want his audience?
	No idea who this is.
	I just, I don't know why you'd want this.
	Like someone who, because H3H3 used to be interesting and would make content that was fun and ended up disavowing Jordan Peterson as sexist, racist, blah blah blah blah blah.
	I mean like complete 180 of a human being who's trying to find the truth to NPC in a matter of months.
	Actually, I think I might have seen clips of this guy, but leftist ovoid soyboys just all sort of merge into one gestalt entity, in my mind.
	I think I might have seen clips of this one.
	I don't think iDubbbz is going to do that because he doesn't seem to make anything except he's doing his fighting now.
	He seems to enjoy that.
	Okay, whatever.
	That's cool.
	I don't like celebrity boxing, but whatever.
	But the idea that, oh no, my audience is cancerous.
	Why?
	Because they want to have fun on the internet.
	You know what I want instead?
	People who sit around on NPCIs about how Jordan Pearson is destroying the world.
	Why?
	He doesn't think trans women are women.
	Grow up.
	Grow up, man.
	There's also, if you go to the next one here, we have Critical just pointing out that this doesn't make any sense.
	Like, this is a clip in which he's censoring and saying, you weren't drowning any puppies.
	Like, why are you acting like you did something terrible?
	And then you have this moron here who's going, like, why did he say this?
	I'm actually lost for words.
	And it's got 16,000 likes.
	I mean, this is the audience you want?
	People who can't even follow basic logic?
	Great.
	Good news on your new audience.
	They're all retarded.
	Fantastic.
	We'll go to the last one here as well, because the whole Shit show was was eventually made into him versus Sam Hyde.
	So what's Sam been up to?
	Well, he's he's gaining people you can see here the guy who did full force with Ian is now I think I started calling Fatty something like Fatty Airsoft or something like that on Shark Tank.
	Not Shark Tank.
	I forget the name now on Yeah, AirsoftFatty there has joined Sam Hyde in the house.
	Is Sam Hyde boxing a man with Down Syndrome or something?
	I don't know if he's got Down Syndrome, he's just very fat.
	Right.
	Anyway, you can go watch FallForce.
	Still, this does look more like the sort of content that I could get into.
	It's way more fun.
	Yes.
	Either way.
	Gaining people because he's focused on the entertainment.
	You're making online content, make it entertaining.
	I don't know what to say.
	And then we'll do the last thing here, which is just like, and Sam Hyde is also doing like S-Streams, where he just sits and talks about economics, which are weirdly good.
	Oh, I do that.
	Yeah, this might be more your wheelhouse.
	Is it any good?
	Yeah, pretty good.
	Blackpilling, but that's the truth about American economies and the UK economy at this point.
	Fair enough.
	But let's off with the last thing, just being Hasan Piker, of course, is still haunted by Sam Hyde as well.
	I mean, presumably this is the realm in which Ian wants to join, just people who are constantly in fear of Sam Hyde.
	What's he going to do?
	Ooh, he might disagree with you.
	He might say a naughty word on the internet.
	No one cares.
	Who gives a crap?
	We're all gonna die.
	Why do you deeply care about, oh man, there's this guy I don't like on the internet who's making fun of me?
	I'm starting to realise there's a whole sub-genre of YouTube which is like, I don't know, soochoo, soytube or something like that, you know.
	Who are just scared, endlessly, of people like Sam who are just, you know, being entertaining.
	And then, okay.
	They seem to do remarkably well though, don't they?
	Yeah.
	I mean, Hasan Piker is referring to Sam Hyde as a paedophile Nazi.
	He doesn't use his name, he just says the paedophile Nazi every time.
	But the thing is, like, it just clearly makes you obsessed.
	Well, Andy's done some school shooting, so there's that as well.
	But it's just like Philip DeFranco at this point.
	He refers to Elon Musk as Space Karen because he doesn't like him.
	It doesn't make sense.
	You're just sat there being haunted by him in your life.
	You've lost it.
	You've completely lost sense of what matters.
	And this is the reason people don't like what iDubbbz has done.
	And I really hope you reconsider this.
	I don't know, I just wanted to talk about it because I used to really like iDubbbz, and it's a death of a titan of the old YouTube era, and it's a sad day, but hey ho.
	You've, uh, what's that Batman quote?
	You've, uh, died a hero, but lived long enough to become a villain.
	What do you go cut if you don't go back or something?
	Okay.
	Now, speaking of YouTubers, I'm going to have to cover one in this segment.
	So I'm going to be talking about a rightful shitburger called Mizzo, who has been upsetting lots of people by, you know, lots of bad behavior.
	He's been running into people's homes, he's been stealing their dogs, he's been screaming at people and asking them if they want to die.
	Chasing people and asking them if they want to die, going into libraries, taking books off people, ripping pages out and tearing it up, going into restaurants, forcing his way into the kitchen and stealing and eating the food, and many other well-documented crimes.
	Now, he particularly- I mean, it really is just a laundry list of public menace.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	He is a nasty little character.
	This is the video that really sort of propelled him into the national consciousness.
	Let's have a look at this.
	Excuse me, what are you doing?
	- Hey, I-- - Excuse me, what are you doing?
	You man come.
	Hello James.
	We need to speak to James.
	James!
	Hi.
	- You man come.
	Hi.
	- Hello James.
	- We need to speak to James.
	- James?
	- Hi.
	- Hi.
	- Hi James.
	- Is this where the study group is?
	Study group?
	Nah.
	What the hell is this?
	Nah.
	Um, study group.
	Come on.
	Come on.
	Come on guys, let's go.
	Come on.
	Wait, this is not where the study group is?
	We've got kids, man.
	Oh, you've got kids?
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	Oh, I thought this was the study group.
	I actually thought... And this is the study group?
	So, gang of black teens find somebody's door open because she's sweeping the steps and force their way into the home where her children are downstairs, and thank God the man of the house was around to shoo them out.
	But he thinks that this was absolutely brilliant, and this video was... It's a funny prank, bro.
	Well, this video was so infuriating that lots of people shared it and he achieved some level of notoriety, which he absolutely loves.
	That's the reason he's doing all of this stuff.
	And there was much, much more, which we'll show you some of.
	Now, originally, when I wrote this segment, I didn't include his name.
	I didn't include any of his videos.
	I was simply going to talk about it.
	But, you know, over the last 48 hours, you now got Tory MPs who are retweeting some of his stuff.
	So I kind of think it's got to the point where actually he's sufficiently out there that even though I know that he wants this stuff to get a reaction, he wants to get his name out there.
	He's absolutely delighted.
	He's made videos talking about how happy he is.
	The train has left the station on this.
	Yeah, that's essentially what I'm going with on this one.
	His little boyfriend, who appears in lots of these videos, was responding to people on Twitter when this first came out, and he said, if you don't like our content, don't watch it.
	He simply couldn't understand that what they were doing was wrong.
	He seemed to think, well, it's just a content thing.
	This does actually make me think, just for a moment, How do I put this?
	So... Think carefully because... English culture has a very nice way of making societies that are nice and liveable, such as you don't have to have a huge gated gate with a lock just for the front.
	In South Africa there would be a sealed entranceway and they would make sure it's sealed all the time.
	That you wouldn't be able to climb over, never mind just open with your hand and then walk into the house.
	Whereas this woman thinks that she can come out into a front garden.
	For centuries we have not needed such a thing.
	Um, we might now.
	Yes.
	If this is the culture of England.
	Well, I mean, of course, there is a subtext to all of his videos, and that is that, you know, and I'll say it bluntly, he knows that he's in a protected class.
	He knows there's two-tier policing in this country, and he can get away with this stuff.
	But there's more to it than this, and you'll see the subtext running through a lot of his videos that are going to be coming up next.
	He knows that you know that he is probably carrying a knife, and he knows that you're not.
	And he knows that if you use violence against him, and there is plenty of reason to use violence, I mean, it's not just home invasion, he gets way worse than that, that if you use violence against him, that you're going to go to jail, and he won't.
	There is an asymmetry in the law.
	And, you know, the way British law works is basically it depends largely on who you are.
	Your immutable characteristics determine the severity of your treatment under the law.
	So I'm always reminded of one stunning example.
	There was this guy who, and to be fair he shouldn't have done it, but he filmed him in bed with his girlfriend.
	Now, she was a grown-up.
	The sex was consensual, but he filmed it, and he didn't tell her.
	And he got 10 years in jail for that.
	And yet, a couple of years ago, we had a guy who was the leader of a gang of rapists who raped children in North Yorkshire.
	But he was a Pakistani gentleman and he only got three years in jail for that.
	So, you know, film, consensual sex, ten years in jail, rape children, three years in jail.
	So who you are absolutely matters towards the severity of, you know, what you're going to get in response.
	Now, he has actually at some point been arrested, so let's have a look at this.
	So this is a An article that was put up in, I think it was February?
	It might have been the end of January, actually.
	Back then, he's made lots of videos where he expresses his dislike for the Jewish population.
	And he decided to attack one Jewish man and jump on him and steal his hat, and that actually did elicit a police response.
	That's mad, because it really is unlike the black community to dislike Jews.
	Well, yes.
	It shouldn't come up a lot, but he learned something from that experience, and that was that basically you should leave the Jews alone, because that will merit a police response, and his new favourite target is mostly white women.
	Now, watch this video.
	This is him going up to a couple of teenage girls, running his hands all over their face and asking them if they want to die, that he could make it happen.
	Let's watch this.
	What?
	I almost saw you from over there.
	I like your hair still.
	You've got some nice hair.
	It's nice and luscious.
	Are you okay?
	I'm perfectly fine.
	Wait, do you want to die?
	Huh?
	Why are you just smiling at me?
	I'm asking you a question.
	A serious question.
	Do you want to die?
	No.
	Why?
	Because you're mine.
	Because it's so much of him.
	Why?
	Because.
	Do you want to die?
	Are you sure?
	Yeah.
	I saw you from over there.
	You were just looking like you wanted to die.
	When did we decay?
	Well, you was looking at me this whole time.
	Do you want to die?
	Nah, bro.
	Bro.
	Bro.
	Do you want to die, bro?
	Bro, they don't even answer that right now.
	Is this serious, bro?
	Are you trying to answer the phone?
	Who's calling you?
	They can wait, bro.
	Do you want to die, bro?
	Because I can take it out right now, bro.
	What's wrong?
	Huh?
	What's wrong?
	I can take it out right now.
	Do you want to die?
	Yes or no?
	Huh?
	Speak.
	I'm talking to you, bro.
	You don't want to die?
	Swap me then.
	Huh?
	Swap.
	I lied to you, bro.
	I know why you're laughing as well, bro.
	Just, I'll take it out right now.
	What a funny prank.
	Yeah, hilarious, isn't it?
	Now, I mean, that's him alone in this video, but of course his whole crew is standing just off camera and they know that.
	So he's going up to, you know, teenage girls, running his hands all over their face, saying to them, do you want to die?
	I could take you out right now.
	This is already a crime.
	Well, quite, yes.
	Not that the police have done absolutely anything about this.
	Now, I mean, what if this was, you know, some white skinhead going up to a young black girl and saying, do you want to die?
	They could take you out right now.
	Instant jail sentence.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Now, I will note that there are lots of videos like this of him going up to... It's one of his favourite things to do, to go up to people and say, do you want to die?
	I've noticed that there are no videos of him going up to black men and saying, do you want to die?
	And there is a good reason for that.
	Really?
	Yes.
	Because I think that he would get his comeuppance extremely quickly if that was the case.
	There is a video of him going up and harassing an older black lady, and she's not having any of it.
	She basically immediately tells him that she's going to F him up and starts to come at him with her brolly.
	And he sort of backs off rather sharply at that point.
	But you see, and I don't care what anyone says, there are racial differences.
	And I know a lot of people say no, all the same, under the skin.
	But no, seriously, I've travelled all around the world and there are... people react in different ways.
	And basically the problem is... Huge cultural divides in London between the races, that's for sure.
	Basically, white people, when confronted in this situation, what they do is they attempt to have a conversation.
	They attempt to start talking to him, and they start to try and reason with him, and you're saying, you know, like those young girls do, you know, what's going on?
	Why are you doing this?
	They try and have a conversation with him.
	Because, you know, that's how we respond to this.
	In fact, I'm always reminded of...
	A friend of mine who lived in London who was in a shop and a whole bunch of young black guys were slapping this white kid around the face.
	And my friend said to him, you know, are you going to let your mates treat you like that?
	And he says, no, I don't know these guys.
	I've never seen them before.
	They just came in here and started slapping me.
	So he intervened and, you know, basically got them to leave him alone.
	Anyway, he walks out the shop and they sort of immediately close them off and form a circle around him.
	Now, luckily, my mate did not do the thing which is to stand there and try and have a conversation with him.
	He just gave him a very loud F off and pushed past and kept going.
	And as it happened, he was talking to... he went to a dinner a few days later and he was talking to a senior police officer.
	And the police officer said, yeah, you did exactly the right thing by not engaging in conversation, by just getting out of that situation and basically showing aggression and, you know, but just keep moving.
	Because all the time things like that happen and then what happens is you get stabbed from behind in the arse and normally it hits the sciatic nerve and you're quadriplegic.
	And that happens all the time in London because white people don't know how to respond to this type of situation.
	They tend to start trying to have a conversation.
	They start trying to reason it out and it doesn't work.
	Other stuff that he's done, he thinks that he's absolutely hilarious for doing this.
	Uh, hello.
	Hi.
	You got a nice dog?
	Sorry?
	You got a nice dog?
	She's lovely, she's, yes.
	Family dog.
	Don't run away.
	We're in gang, a whole lot of gangs.
	We're outside!
	We're walking this fucking dog!
	We're outside every single time!
	They were just scum.
	Stealing an old lady's dog, though.
	Well, it's an old lady with her grandchild, and yeah, he steals a dog, runs off.
	Of course, what can she do?
	I mean, even if she didn't have the grandchild with her, she wouldn't be able to respond to that.
	She can't chase him down.
	Now, everybody hates this guy.
	I noticed that in looking at the responses to these videos, that all the black guys who are responding to this little weasel, They all go straight to, this guy grew up without a dad.
	So they are seeing through what's going on with this little scumbag straight away.
	They're not having any of it.
	Now, you might think, okay, so he's only got in trouble with the police when he went after a Jewish guy and assaulted a Jewish guy.
	But otherwise, they seem completely unable to do anything about this.
	But they know who he is.
	Because they have arrested him that once, and actually there's a more recent video where they decide that they're going to give him a... But he's also filming the crimes.
	Yes, yes, there is that.
	I remember when I was in secondary school, a couple of girls went down to the local town, stole a bus, drove the bus back to my town, crashed into a wall, filmed it and uploaded it to YouTube.
	Rest of the next day, obviously, because it was on YouTube.
	Yes.
	I think you could still go see it.
	Oh, and he's been doing this for months and months.
	That's what I mean.
	Like, I remember when that happened, and it was like the first time in my life people in that town were like, oh my god, why would you film something and put it on the internet?
	What a moronic thing to do.
	And then, well, it's right there.
	Yes.
	It's the easiest open and shut case you could ever have.
	Well, should we find out how the police actually treat him?
	Sure.
	Let's watch this.
	You're not under arrest, so you're pretty free to go.
	Honestly, if you want to go, I'll put you in the car.
	Can we get it done now?
	No, but I want you to get it done now.
	No, but I still have to get it regardless.
	It is going to be a lot of work.
	If we can get it done now, I'll probably save you a bit of money.
	I appreciate your cooperation.
	How are you, by the way?
	Are you okay?
	So, that's how the police are dealing with him.
	Um, how are you mate?
	You alright?
	You doing okay?
	Oh, thanks for talking to me.
	Oh, you're not under arrest, you can go anytime you want.
	So this is how the police are dealing with him.
	Now look, I don't know who that particular officer is, and maybe he's a very effective police officer and he's a lovely chap, but he comes across as a complete wazzock in that particular clip.
	And look, I don't know his name, so I'm going to call him Sebastian Soyface, and he's probably a geography graduate or something like that.
	Now I'm sure that Sebastian has done all of his diversity, equity, inclusion training.
	I'm sure he's been grilled many times on the Macpherson Report, and effectively, the Met Police these days, they have been completely gimped.
	Because they know that the highest priority of the police is not crime, especially in the Met, it's appearing to be not racist.
	It is all about not offending the sensibilities of senior officers and politicians.
	And senior officers and politicians, they can't tell the difference between decent, tax-paying blacks and scum like this.
	So they think that in order to be anti-racist, they need to suck up to guys like this.
	They need to be pro-scum.
	That's their rationale.
	And that is why, in London, knife crime is soaring.
	You know, black-on-black violence is an epidemic.
	And it's because of the priorities of senior police officers and politicians, and now the force is occupied by, you know, people like Sebastian here.
	Because, you know, the police, they used to... The doctrine is to treat all racial minorities with kid gloves because, oh, we wouldn't want to be accused of something.
	Yeah, even the criminals.
	And it is the worst thing for the black community because the black criminals basically know that they learn after a while they can get away with it.
	And, you know, the police, they used to have lots of extra military guys in them.
	And the Tories, they decided that they didn't want that.
	They wanted to get rid of it.
	So they're all graduates now.
	You have to be a graduate to become a police officer.
	The ex-military guys are out.
	Now, I pose this question to you.
	Why do you think the state doesn't want ex-soldiers being police officers?
	Why do they want people who have been indoctrinated into liberal ideology?
	And also, who would you rather have protecting your street?
	The ex-military guys?
	Yes.
	Or someone who's been to university?
	Well clearly it's not to keep us safe, it's because they want police officers who have been indoctrinated into an ideological agenda, because they want people who will enforce that ideological agenda.
	And if that guy, if that officer was ex-power or something, that encounter would not have gone down like that.
	This guy would be getting dealt with very, very differently.
	I'm going to give you an image here.
	This was something that was screenshotted from within the police.
	So here they are talking about how they can arrest people, how they can deal with people, and they've got a segment on hostility.
	Hostility.
	We do not need to prove hatred.
	There's no legal definition of hostility, but they can use this to go after people.
	Now, when they say go after hatred, what do you think they mean by that?
	Well, it's all about going after people who don't subscribe to this liberal ideology.
	Those are the people they've got in their sights, not criminal scum like this.
	And I think it's important to understand that the police, they're not there for your protection, or for the protection of your loved ones.
	They are there to enforce the will of the state.
	In fact, literally, if you look on the government's budget, The, um, the police, they're included under state protection.
	Not citizens protection.
	Not protection of the public, protection of the state.
	That's what they're there for.
	And I know that these absolute wazooks are, you know, looking at... In fact, they're more interested in people like us.
	And I know this because when I first started at the Lotus Eaters, I'd been there about two days, and then I got a notification from LinkedIn saying, oh, loads of people are looking at your profile.
	And I went and had a look at who, and it was about a dozen people from the Met Police.
	They'd been nosing around my profile.
	Cool.
	Yeah.
	Now, maybe it's because they're fans of Lotus Eaters, or maybe it's because they've got a unit who is just itching to go after people that they perceive as being vaguely on the right and gatch them as soon as they say something that could be interpreted as a crime.
	I mean we see it almost daily.
	I know, we've covered a couple of stories now where a bunch of Christian preachers, just as like a street version of that, like Christian preachers keep getting arrested for quoting the Bible, because the Bible's homophobic.
	Yes.
	And then they take them to court, and of course they lose every time, but they still go out and still arrest them.
	They've never arrested a single imam.
	It's their priorities.
	And the police have become a complete mess.
	Now it just so happens that I know an officer in the Met, Lovely lady I met years ago through circumstances and we've stayed in touch.
	Don't tell the lovely little lady wife but every so often she feeds me stories about what's going on inside the police and some of the anecdotes I hear are just bloody remarkable with a new crop of officers coming in.
	So the other day they had an officer who was sent out to a job in a pub and the officer didn't know what to do upon going into the pub because they had never been in a pub before.
	Seriously.
	An officer was sent to a pub who had never been into a pub.
	Was he six?
	Her reasoning was presumably that this officer's parents weren't pub people, and then of course their whole university thing was largely under lockdown, so they didn't really get to experience that.
	And then they lost a 19-year-old officer, because you can go in at a young age these days, they didn't require life experience.
	And so you can have officers turning up to jobs who've never been in pubs.
	Another one that got told to me was a bunch of... a thing that police do a lot is going out to the scene of a death.
	So not necessarily a murder or anything, somebody who's died in their house or something.
	They do a lot of, you know, attending to that.
	Anyway, so they're in one of these and, you know, they're processing everything they need to do, waiting for the coroner to turn up and they get a knock at the door.
	And little PC Tiffany's dad is knocking on the door saying she doesn't like it here.
	She's not comfortable so I've come to take her home.
	So one of the police officers had rung her dad to get him to come and take her away from a death because she found it upsetting and didn't want to be there.
	Like an end hunt?
	Yes.
	Again, if they were still recruiting ex-military people for these roles, that would not be happening.
	Do you feel safe with this sort of thing that's going on?
	It gets bloody worse than this, though, because I don't want to just rag on the police.
	I also want to poke the Conservatives.
	So this was a Conservative MP who responded to this.
	So this is Paul Scully MP.
	And his reaction to this guy going up to teenage girls and saying, do you want to die?
	I could make it happen, is as soon as the online safety bill goes, the hosting of this video will be illegal.
	But before it's against most platforms T's and C's.
	TikTok don't need to wait until then to do the right thing with this guy's account.
	Right, so Tory MP's response is not, oh, this is a crime, let's arrest this guy.
	How do we improve society so we have less of these human beings?
	No, it is straight to, how can we hand more censorship power to the state so people don't see what's going on?
	I love Ukraine.
	I mean, I'm sorry to bring that up, but it's every goddamn time.
	Yeah, oh yeah.
	He doesn't bother with a British flag, you know, that's old-fashioned.
	He goes for a Ukrainian flag.
	What's the weird argument there?
	It's already against their terms of service, but you know what, let's make it a crime.
	I don't care if it's on YouTube.
	In fact, I quite like that it's on YouTube because it demonstrates the level that London has fallen to.
	Yeah, I agree.
	But he's exactly the other way around.
	Even if we agree with this bollocks that you should be destroying this stuff from the internet because that'll stop it, Okay, it's already against the terms of service.
	It should be deleted.
	It will be as soon as the moderators get round to it.
	But no, no, no, we'll make it illegal as well.
	I just need more power.
	Why?
	Well...
	I mean, there is nothing about either side of this.
	He's already committing crimes.
	The police could intervene, but they don't.
	And he's already committing things against the T's and C's.
	So, in fact, none of this is necessary for new online safety bills.
	But he wants it not to go after guys like this, but to go after guys like us.
	The Lotus Eaters.
	That's why he wants it.
	Anyone who is critical of the British government.
	And it reminds me of those eco-protesters.
	Those guys who are out there gluing themselves to roads.
	Again, that was already illegal.
	No new laws were necessary, but the police got the instructions from the top down to when people went onto the road to basically protect them for several hours.
	Until we can pass a bill to ensure that we have more power.
	Yes.
	And then arrest them.
	And they've done it now.
	They've passed a new public order bill.
	And pretended like that was the thing they needed.
	Yes.
	Whereas they could have already done that.
	And so what used to happen with these eco-protesters is they'd go and sit on the road for about three hours and then they'd arrest anyone who tried to remove them.
	So you've got a white van guy, pulls up, tries to drag them off the road.
	That's the guy that gets arrested.
	And then after they've been there for about three or four hours and inconvenienced people and they've got all the footage and they've upset people, Then they use the existing laws to take them away.
	And it was all to build support for the new Public Order Bill.
	And here we've got exactly the same thing from the... ...Berman Tories doing the same thing, trying to use this for internet censorship.
	So, um...
	I'm not impressed.
	Speaking of toys, let's do the promotion for this segment.
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	And you'll also find that, you know, you're not getting three segments a day regularly from us anymore on YouTube, because a lot of this stuff that we are putting, we're keeping just for the website, we're keeping for Rumble.
	Now this one is something that Karl did, Karl and Bo, I think, and it was basically addressing the issue on immigration that we were never asked.
	So, yeah, that's something to look at.
	Now, I've got to say, when it comes to immigration, personally, I'm not against it in totality.
	I think a moderate amount of immigration is probably a good thing.
	I kind of hate how that's always the conversation we have, first thing.
	Like, there's someone over here arguing for the Shogun's position, where it's like, no one shall land, and if they shall, we shall execute them on sight.
	No one's argued that, ever.
	Well, I don't mind if people want to make that argument, but I mean, personally, I'm not completely- But it's always, you know, you notice it, though, just like, well, I'm not for the shogunate position.
	As if that was on the table.
	I know, I know.
	I know, but I happen to think it's a little bit like, you know, the difference between iron and steel.
	You know, the difference between iron and steel is 2% carbon.
	So, I don't know, maybe 2% immigration.
	I could maybe live with that.
	Right?
	But not the situation that we've got to, and that's what this video addresses.
	And I just want to sort of pose this question, right?
	Let's say, those are British families.
	They decided to go out to Tokyo, and despite being only 7% of the population of Tokyo, they started committing 45% of the crime.
	What do you think the Japanese would do in response to that?
	I don't know if you remember, there was a refugee welcome moment in Japan.
	And it really was a moment, because 50% of those who came, it was like 20 people or something, were... Refugee crimes is what I'm going to call them.
	Just safety reasons.
	Oh, so it wasn't British families then?
	No, they instantly shut down the program and deported everyone involved.
	Yeah, it's because the Japanese, they have rejected multiculturalism.
	You know, they have decided to be, constitutionally, an ethnostate.
	But, you know, the Western elite, they are multiculturalists, through and through, and, you know, here in Swindon, you've only got to walk down the road from here, and we are inundated by the Dinghy people.
	Yeah, the hotels.
	Yeah, the hotels.
	All the hotels around here have been booked out by the British state to home the Dinghy people.
	You know, I was looking at... That's the illegal immigration, right?
	I was looking at the ethnic map of Swindon the other day.
	Just checked out, because you can go right down to your postcode now and find out what it's like.
	Where I live, 60% Asian.
	I don't know how that's happened.
	We're not talking Chinese, of course.
	We're talking the Raj.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Well, I mean... Sunderland, middle of nowhere, 60% Asian.
	Yeah, I mean, and you make that distinction there on the sort of the legal and the illegal immigration.
	I can guarantee those guys in those hotels, they'll have British passports in about three years.
	Yeah.
	They'll become legal.
	Yeah, because, you know, that is the, you know, establishment, you know, Tory response, which is to say, oh, don't you know, they're as British as we are.
	And look, just to prove it, I'll give them a British passport, and there you go, they're just as British as we are.
	It's like, well, yeah, but we were never asked.
	We don't want that.
	It's like, well, yes, but... No foreigner would recognize them as British.
	Yes.
	I mean, even their own logic falls down, because to be a thing, you have to be recognized by the internal and the external.
	Yes.
	And you can't, like, even if they're sitting there kidding themselves that internally they're recognized as British.
	So there is maybe an exception for America on the basis that, you know, immigration is a more natural thing for them with their origin story and stuff like that.
	Let's just cope.
	We're not an ethnostate, we believe in things.
	But it's not the case here.
	But again, the Atari establishment line for that is going to be, oh well, it makes the line go up, it makes JDP go up.
	It's like, well, no it doesn't.
	They make TikTok videos go up!
	It used to be the case that immigration made line go up back in the early 90s when the immigration they were getting actually was, you know, doctors and architects and engineers.
	Luxembourgish bankers.
	Yeah.
	There, that actually did make line go up.
	But basically, since 1997, and they've opened the floodgates, no, it doesn't make line go up anymore.
	It's actually a net cost.
	The figures clearly demonstrate that.
	And then the Tory response is, Oh, well, you know, that might be the case, but I'll tell you what, I'm going to censor you so that you can't talk about it.
	It's like, oh, right, okay.
	And then the follow-on Tory response is going to be, oh, and by the way, you have to vote for me because all of these things that I'm doing that you don't like, Labour is going to do all of them as well, only slightly faster.
	So therefore you have to vote for me.
	And that's basically what it is.
	That is going to be the next election.
	The Tories deserve to be wiped out for this, but they won't be because loads of people will vote for them on the basis that Labour are ever so slightly worse on all of the things that you don't like.
	So, in summing up, screw you, Mizzo and your little boyfriend.
	Screw you, Met Police, and stop looking at my account because you're not going to get me.
	And screw you, Tories, I'm fed up with a lot of you.
	If that's reasonable.
	How do I hit agree on everything?
	Yes.
	That way.
	You've got something to cheer us up?
	Yeah, kinda.
	Oh, good.
	Kinda, yeah.
	So merely pretending to be retarded is not enough.
	You need to actually be retarded.
	If you want to be part of the modern left-wing journalist class, you have to actually be retarded, my friends.
	I thought the meme was never go full retard.
	Well, I'm here today to advocate the opposite.
	Go full retard, my leftist friends.
	Otherwise you won't fit in.
	And I think I can prove it as well.
	Because we'll start off just by promoting something on Lotus Ears, being the Origins of Intersectionality podcast, in case you want to really learn how to go full retard.
	But otherwise, we shall begin.
	Because I saw an article that has blown up.
	It's a couple months old.
	It blew up out of nowhere.
	Because it's pretty stupid.
	As you can see here.
	Why waking up early is rooted in white supremacy?
	I'll give you a minute just to try and riddle that if you can.
	Because...
	How?
	You know, people who aren't white, they don't wake up.
	They just sleep.
	Right.
	They're all Mexican.
	I don't know.
	But, okay.
	Yeah, I mean, usually, people say, don't just read the headline.
	See, with stuff like this, you kind of can.
	I wouldn't bet the argument.
	Did you actually read the article?
	Yeah.
	Most people responded with just the headline and then made a meme, which, you know, accurate response.
	We got the next one there.
	You can see, you know, alarm set, hate crime for 7 hours and 25 minutes.
	Then the alarms do actually wake up after the hate crime.
	I'm going to actually probably rename in my phone my alarm to hate crime now.
	I don't know if you can do that.
	Well, that's also hate crime AM.
	So there we are.
	Mind you, that would conflict my 4.30 alarm.
	What's that?
	Hate crime.
	Oh, more hate crime.
	Yes.
	Okay.
	No, I'm joking.
	Be sexist at two, racist at five, transphobic at eight.
	No, no, no, no.
	Okay.
	No, no, feds and police, I don't actually do that.
	No, don't check my phone.
	But we'll get back, because that's the natural response, which is fine.
	We're just going to have a touch, because I think you've got the point already.
	You don't have to do much with what could possibly be in this article, but I mean... Full retardation?
	Yeah, yeah, it's pretty blackface.
	I do like the photo, though.
	Of Robert Downey Jr.
	over there.
	But anyway, they're right in here, just a side note, because of course, what does white supremacy mean?
	Well, it means English.
	In the Western world, the person writes, this belief has been strongly influenced by Protestantism and the Puritan work ethic.
	This work ethic has long been considered an essential component of the American dream.
	Yeah, almost like America's an ethnic state from Anglo-Saxons and that's something you have to stop coping over and accept and try and preserve.
	Okay, yeah, but the Protestants do have a strong work ethic.
	Yes.
	But the Asians do as well.
	But this is the point about American dialogue, they're like, when they say something's white supremacist, they just mean English.
	It's not Italian.
	Oh, I see.
	It's not Spanish.
	Oh god, that was Spanish.
	You know what they do?
	What hard work.
	Endless.
	Middle of the day, you can't stop them.
	They're out in the midday sun, carry on working.
	Yes.
	Mad dogs and Spaniards.
	I think that's how that song went.
	Anyway, but she goes on to then make some BS claim that the slave owners made the slaves work more by waking them up in the morning, um, because... Yes.
	Because they were white supremacists, you see.
	I mean, I agree that slavery is bad, but... Well, you know, the real reason slavery was bad was because of wake-up calls.
	They wouldn't let them sleep in.
	Yeah, they wouldn't let them sleep in.
	God, most slaves in the rest of the world got a lion, whereas slaves in North America, oh, they're just unbearable.
	Maxwell would come round with his whip and wake us up in the morning, it was...
	It was murder.
	You could just imagine that the much, much larger Arab slave trade, you know... Lovely little lie-in.
	Yes.
	Lovely lie-in every morning.
	You know, you get a slave from America and one from Saudi Arabia, get them to meet, and they'll be like, he doesn't know you stay in.
	Stingy bastard.
	I mean, I don't have a cock and balls, but you know, at least I get to lie in.
	Yes.
	In case you're wondering, they were to their slaves.
	That's why there's no blacks in Saudi Arabia.
	Because they didn't keep them.
	She then goes on to try and justify this, because the justification was discipline or something.
	That's what the reason for the wake-up calls.
	Are we still talking about slaves, or are we just on to normal people waking up early?
	Slaves still.
	Right, okay.
	They don't provide a source to any of this.
	Right.
	Source?
	I made it the heff up.
	To be fair, I think it is uncontested.
	I think the reason you wake up a slave is to make money.
	Yes.
	Not because... We're not defending the institution of slavery.
	No, but you know, if I was to be a slave... We're just puzzling as to why... Achieve my dreams.
	I would, uh... You know, I actually did a thing about buying a slave.
	Told you about this.
	What?
	I had a couple of travel ideas.
	Oh, go on.
	All right, don't.
	They're better than you think.
	Okay.
	This is still YouTube safe.
	So, number one... We're skirting the line.
	This is very close to becoming a Rumble exclusive.
	Go to China.
	Go to China.
	Go to Manchuria.
	Okay.
	And of course, there's quite a lot of North Korean slaves.
	Mainly sex slaves.
	Oh, yes.
	And what you do is you buy them, and then you set them free.
	Okay, that didn't go where I thought it was going to go.
	Because I'm British, not a f***ing Saudi!
	Anyway, but she says in here that the justification for waking him up in the morning was for discipline and Protestantism and white supremacy.
	I think it's for money.
	Whatever.
	And then the article just concludes, out of nowhere, after whining about slavery, that the 9-to-5 work is not very fun.
	9-to-5 is not a very good way of working.
	Which is not where I saw this guy.
	Yes, but the whole reason people do 9 to 5 is because then, assuming you've got a business, and you're not a completely isolated one, you deal with other businesses, and if you have a 9 to 5, everybody's in your office at the same time, and then you can make phone calls to other businesses, and you can buy things, and you can sell things.
	Yeah, but the conversation isn't really about 9 to 5, because the conversation was about Waking Up's racist.
	So I had to wonder, hang on, what the hell am I reading?
	How is this real?
	I am dropping off the logic chain at several points here.
	Yeah, because you've got the next one here.
	The author again, here, they're whining.
	I am currently the target of an alt-right harassment campaign thanks to Elon Musk.
	Most people just laughed.
	Because what the hell is this?
	So this is an article with 1 like and 13 comments.
	Yeah, the last one had like 200 comments or something.
	But at this point, upon seeing that, I became suspicious.
	Yes.
	I don't know about you.
	Does this look real to you?
	Is this real life that we're looking at?
	Oh, I can't tell anymore.
	No.
	So I did a reverse search on the image and of the profile picture.
	Nothing.
	Nothing came up.
	So I looked up the name.
	I tried to see if it was an anagram for I'm stupid or something like that.
	Nope.
	Nothing.
	Nothing there.
	No leads.
	And then I started thinking, is this a chatbot?
	Am I reading the ramblings of a woke chatbot at this point?
	I'm convinced yes.
	Check out the other articles that this so-called Anthony over here has written.
	50 claps on this one, how racism is ingrained in the public school system.
	I mean, you don't have to know what's in the article.
	You don't even really need to know the headlines at this point.
	If you just want leftist talking point, Yeah, to be fair, I'm pretty sure I could, after reading the headline, I could write the rest of the article myself.
	I'd actually probably just get ChatGPC to do it for me, to be honest.
	Yeah.
	We'll get the next one here.
	Some more.
	The racist legacy of American suburbia.
	I've heard this a million times.
	Did you know there used to be places in America where black people couldn't move to because of lining and districts?
	Yeah, I know.
	Everyone knows.
	Even kids know.
	Everyone gets taught it in school in America at this point by the seams of it.
	You get taught little else.
	But I ended up doing a civil rights movement at A-level history, actually at the GCSE level history, not A-level, where we sat and read about the entire American civil rights movement.
	And right at the end of it, one person in the class did say, so what happened in the UK?
	And then all of us realized, oh, I have no idea.
	There's literally no concept of what happened in the UK with race relations between the Second World War and now.
	Well, I probably went to school like 20 years before you did, but even in my day, it was all, we did the Russian Revolution, American Civil Rights, and the Holocaust.
	And that was basically it.
	Yeah, but I mean, it's just such a weird thing, especially when you're British, it's like, we studied the American Civil Rights Movement and race relations, ad nauseam to the point that I know about the Supreme Court arguments about Little Rock, But I know nothing of my own land!
	It just seems ridiculous.
	That's what I mean, everyone and their mother knows about this.
	It's a waste of time.
	Should we tech out?
	Should we run the wheel?
	Should we play bingo?
	What other opinions do you think it has?
	I don't know, the coffee is inherently racist or something?
	No, trans women are women.
	Because of course.
	It's 50-50 isn't it?
	See if you've got to do it race or gender.
	Trans women must be allowed to compete in women's sports.
	Yeah, I mean the most weird position of progressivism.
	I don't know about you.
	I'm reading a chatbot, is my opinion at this point.
	I don't think this is real.
	I mean, it does sound like it.
	None of these articles have any links.
	There's no sources.
	There's no, here's why this is true.
	No, it's just standard boilerplate insipid leftoidisms.
	Yeah, and if you want proof, I think the last one has got to convince those of you who are disbelieving in the audience, disbelievers, come to me.
	Why SpongeBob is sexist.
	I mean, this has to be a chatbot.
	I'm sorry, I don't think Anthony exists.
	Anthony is not real.
	I'm putting a bounty on Anthony's existence.
	Someone can prove it to me.
	I'll pay you a bounty because this ain't real.
	This isn't real life.
	So, I mean, serious point here, but...
	This is something that I started to think as soon as I started seeing AI produce content.
	Because I thought, what it's going to do is it's going to displace established businesses.
	Because you've got something like the Huffington Post, which has massive outlays.
	It probably employs, you know, several hundred people.
	And it's got all of this overhead, but you can now replicate the entire thing with a prompt.
	So sooner or later, somebody is going to do that and then basically capture the market of Huffington Post with their nonsense, but with a fraction of the cost and make all the money.
	Yeah.
	I think we're living it.
	I think we really are living it at this point.
	I mean, what a shame.
	I mean, what a shame of having to post on Vice and the other ones.
	Yeah, they all cease to be because... What a hilarious circumstance if all of them went out of business and then all the leftists in the world were sat there reading content and could be woke up with such a simple realization as, a chatbot wrote everything I've ever read.
	You see, the chatbots, they couldn't do that with us at the Lotus Eaters, because if you try and put any of our talking points into the AI, it basically says, well now hang on a minute, we've got to add some important context here, and you know, even though the stats... As an ethical chatbot, I cannot give you the opinion of the Lotus Eaters, because... I mean, it's literally drugged up for that purpose, so I...
	So we're alright.
	As you can see here, I mean, the Spongebob is sexist thing, I would say 100%.
	100%, this is a chatbot at this point.
	This is not real life.
	I just can't believe you're this retarded.
	And I tested it because I went to chatGPT and just asked it to write an article about why Spongebob is sexist.
	Perfect!
	There you are.
	You can read it in your own time.
	It's all crap, obviously.
	Right, is that in the reading links, is it?
	Yeah, there's an image there of just chatbot GPT just giving me all the crap.
	If you can leave it there, there you are.
	It's, um, lack of female protagonists.
	I think in the previous one, he did actually whine that Sandy wears a bikini, and that's sexism because it makes Sandy look like a girl.
	Yeah.
	Didn't think of that, did you?
	Yes.
	Racist.
	Well, unless it's Lizzo or something, in which case, you know, wandering around in underwear.
	So the article that ChatGBT produced, does that hit the same key points as this one?
	Not exactly, because that's not how the program works.
	You can't ask it.
	Oh yeah, it doesn't, it's not, it's all generated, it's not formulated.
	But the argument's just as BBC.
	They're of a par.
	Dot news, as you would expect over there.
	So, there's that.
	And, um, well, you can't even say that it's not real, because, I mean, as we have gone through, I mean, merely pretending to be retarded is not enough.
	You have to actually be retarded, my friends.
	Because if we go to the next one here, we can see some friends over in Left-Wing Media, who are colleagues and comrades, who came up with White Supremacist Origins of Exercise.
	Now, that's in Time Magazine.
	That's real.
	That's a human being.
	That's not a chatbot.
	I don't know how.
	White supremacist origins of exercise.
	Yeah.
	You can go look that up.
	I'll give you a minute if you want.
	I'm not BSing, this is a real thing.
	To be fair, before we moved away from subsistence farming, or hunter-gathering, you got your exercise by function of not starving to death.
	What he's basically saying is that white people then invented sufficient technology that you could feed yourself without having to run around all day, and in order to keep your body in shape you therefore had to exercise.
	That's far more insane.
	And therefore white ins... No?
	Far worse.
	Far, far worse.
	Okay.
	You see, the people who were living in the 1900s, you know, 1910, they were racist.
	What, just by virtue of being alive and in the 1910s?
	No, no, no, they disliked black people because it was near 1910.
	Yeah, but that was mainly the Democrats.
	Yeah.
	Right, so all, I mean, all of the civil rights stuff, the Jim Crow laws, that was all pushed by Democrats.
	Yeah, yeah, but these people... The Ku Klux Klan, the first people the Ku Klux Klan went after... Well, we don't have to go over the Democrats' whole history.
	Yeah, was black people who tried to own guns and a Republican senator.
	The first person in the Klu Klux Klan was a Republican senator.
	In fact, the Democrats had a Klu Klux Klan grand wizard as a senator until 2010, Senator Byrd.
	Barack Obama spoke at his funeral and said he was a lovely guy.
	So yes, America does have a history of extreme racism and slavery.
	Some Democrats.
	And some of those people wrote manuals on how to do push-ups.
	Yes.
	And in which case, I'm not even jokingly writing here, after doing the research into the origins of exercise culture in America, it was super interesting reading the reflections of fitness enthusiasts in the early 20th century.
	They said we should get rid of concerts, and they're an assault on women's form, and that women should be lifting weights and gaining strength.
	At first, you feel like this is so progressive.
	Yeah it was.
	And then you keep reading.
	And then they are saying that white women should start building up their strength because we need more white babies.
	Disgusting.
	Can't believe they would write that in 1901.
	So the one thing I do like that has emerged as a bit of a meme in the last few days on the distant right is that we should be using the left's own beauty standards.
	So if you see a thirsty lefty woman who's fishing for compliments by maybe doing some random post or something.
	You look like a trans woman.
	You know the sort of thing that they do.
	You pass so well.
	Yeah, it's like, you look as good as Lizzo, or you look as good as Doan Movaini, or something like that, you know, just use that.
	Because you get these lefty women, they're always fishing for compliments on Twitter, they'll put a post like, oh my dad just died, I'm so upset, oh and by the way, here's a picture of me and my tits.
	Just like the Lamborghini star face emoji.
	Yes.
	We need to lean into this.
	That's a good idea.
	But anyway, I imagine having more white babies in America would make it just that much less livable.
	So that's why that person had to write this.
	And then you have to ask, is this real?
	Is this full retail?
	Well, apparently so.
	This is the person in question.
	Now I have to ask you, is this a real person?
	I don't know if it's a real woman.
	Is it real?
	Is this a human being?
	That is quite a masculine jaw structure.
	It is.
	Well, I didn't know.
	There's actually some images.
	If you go to media and scroll down, I don't know.
	A couple of images of the person in question, which, um... Yeah, my... I don't know.
	I don't know about that, but... Anyway.
	Point being, is this real?
	I'm not sure.
	Is this real life?
	Yeah, I mean, I would avoid just in case.
	Yeah, this one is real life, sadly.
	But could you really tell the difference, is my point.
	I mean, we'll check out the other articles from this supposed human being.
	With the T-people, it's the wrists you want to look at, because they can get the Adam's apple removed, but manly wrists.
	Fingers?
	You know the fingers?
	No, I haven't heard that one.
	I don't know, I read it online, I don't know if it's true.
	But apparently your ring finger's bigger than your... What is that?
	That one?
	The poke finger?
	Right.
	I'm a biologist.
	Right, okay.
	Anyway, but this person here also wrote crap like this, which is, uh, African American Studies course was a success in Florida.
	Really, was it?
	Was it now?
	Yeah.
	Did it really improve the world?
	Was that progress?
	Great.
	It was probably a very, um, retracted history.
	Speaking of that, though, we'll check out the actual professional full-time retards at CNN.
	Our favourite, who have decided to give us some travel advisory notices.
	Now, if you were thinking of going to Afghanistan, don't worry.
	There's some much worse places you can visit.
	Florida, if you're a black man or black woman.
	Because they'll hunt you down and tell you that African-American studies aren't real.
	And then leave.
	Presumably.
	Pretty sure Rhonda Sanchez's right-hand man is a black guy.
	Yeah.
	Anyway, but the NAACP is issuing an advisory travel notice saying that Florida is openly hostile to African-Americans.
	Let's play this.
	I mean, is this real?
	The NAACP has issued a travel advisory for Florida and it's urging the black community to avoid visiting or moving to the Sunshine State.
	According to the statement, the advisory comes in direct response to Republican Governor Ron DeSantis' quote, aggressive attempts to erase black history.
	And it calls Florida openly hostile toward African Americans, people of color, and the LGBTQ individuals.
	CNN has reached out to Florida Governor Ron DeSantis for comment, but did not receive a response.
	This is a bit like the whole thing where they try to, you know, say that if you were a gay person and you flew to Florida, you'd be instantly arrested.
	Or if you said gay in America, in Florida, you'd be arrested.
	But the thing is, I look at it, I mean obviously this is just like absolute fabrication, but presumably CNN put this stuff out because a certain percentage of their population, maybe a very high percentage of their population, actually believe this stuff.
	I don't know.
	Because to us it's just a joke.
	But presumably, Democrats actually just think this is real?
	I think it's worse.
	I think they all know it's false and tell each other lies because that's the only way they can feel good.
	You know when you talk to them and they'll say, I'm a good effing person, that's why I believe in Black Lives Matter or some crap like that.
	Or I want to defund the police because I'm a great person.
	It's just obviously like he's actually in some kind of cult where you tell each other lies and you know they're lies.
	Because we'll check out the chairman of the NAACP who lives in the worst place on earth.
	A place where he is hunted down every morning.
	As he leaves his house he has to take a rifle just in case the Klan comes.
	He's in Florida.
	He's in Tampa.
	There's that.
	The guy issuing you travel advisors, don't go to Florida.
	It's hell on earth.
	I have an interest, what does the NAACP stand for?
	Because I know what CP stands for, but I'm not sure about the rest of it.
	Was it National Advancement and... The last word I can never remember.
	Was it National Advancement and Achievement of Coloured People?
	Oh, right.
	Oh!
	Something like that.
	And he lives in Florida.
	Yeah.
	Right.
	He's doing more stuff in Florida.
	Okay.
	He's got several homes in Florida with all that money.
	Anyway, but well... Yeah, this is somewhat undermining his point, to be honest.
	Yeah, but the question is, I mean, is this real life?
	Is this a chatbot?
	Is this just full retardation?
	They all blow into one, is my point.
	Yeah.
	I mean, it really is just actually unbearable to figure out what's real anymore.
	Well, the seeing anything clearly wasn't, but yeah, I take your point.
	What do you mean, clearly?
	I could make that.
	I could take some crappy music, some CNN footage, change the chyrons in Photoshop, and then use a chatbot, you know, the one with the voice, to make that voice for you.
	Did that happen?
	But this is what I mean.
	That's actually not that hard to even make.
	Yeah, okay, I see your point.
	The point is that we can't tell.
	Yeah.
	I mean, we really are at that level now.
	Yes.
	Like, that article from The Star, that author, blew up hugely.
	And I have no confidence that that is real.
	100% probably fake.
	But the thing is, it's not like Titania McGrath, where you've got an article published in the Guardian, and it's like, haha, look, you're like an NPC.
	No, we really are living in the world where the fake and the real are the same goddamn thing constantly every day.
	Yes.
	And if these people actually sincerely believe this stuff, I don't believe them.
	I think the modern day left are actually lying to each other whilst knowing the truth.
	Because there's no way you can live like this otherwise.
	How can you live in Florida and issue advisories not to visit Florida?
	As the head of an organisation that's warning about it.
	Well, that's all for the last thing here.
	It's just some fun.
	Because we have Miami Police who have released this.
	They've got a Black History Month cruiser.
	I mean, again, do you think any of these people involved really believe this is necessary?
	If you want to scroll down, the thing is comical, to say the least.
	It's the kind of thing we would make for a piss-tank.
	This actually happened, though, didn't it?
	Because, I mean, in this country, in the UK, we get pride flags put all over our police cars.
	They tend not to send them to jobs when they turn up at mosques, but for everybody else, they tend to get a police car with a pride flag on the side.
	Well, in Miami, you get a cruiser turns out with the words Black History Month written on it, a bunch of fists, pan-African colours, the Ethiopian flag there, and then on the back, a drawing of Africa, which we can't see in this frame.
	Because I'm an American, so I miss Ethiopia, which is not where my ancestors are even from.
	That doesn't even make any kind of sense.
	It's just complete garbage.
	But that's not the funniest thing.
	The funniest thing is they also have an autism cruiser in Miami.
	Um, these are the folks who might hunt down black people, you may remember.
	And this person points out that not only could you get pulled over by the Black History Month cruiser, he might call for backup and then the autism cruiser turns up.
	I mean, can we make that image?
	Actually, I would be way more afraid of the autism cruiser, because even if I really covered my tracks, He just gets really anxious and then teases you.
	Even if I really covered my tracks and I committed the perfect crime, you put enough autists on anything and they will solve it.
	I mean, I don't think it's that kind of autists.
	They're not allowed in the police force anymore.
	Oh, just the ones that... No, because if we make that big, I don't know if people would see it.
	I mean, there really is sort of a...
	Clown aspects?
	To the design?
	For sure?
	Like the Sunshine Bus is what comes to mind for me.
	I thought the whole thing with autism is that they didn't, they weren't fond of random shapes and colours and... No, it should be organised instead.
	Yes.
	Nicely, as all things should be.
	Anyway, but that's not here or there.
	We'll just end this off with a prediction for the future, which is... May I remember AI Seinfeld?
	Did you see this?
	No, I missed that one.
	So we went over this.
	Someone made a chatbot and then plugged it into another bot which made up random situations for a version of Seinfeld in which it would bounce back between the comedy store and his apartment and he'd have crappy chats with a bunch of other AIs.
	And it worked!
	He livestreamed for a few days until the chatbot was transphobic and then he shut it down instantly.
	It was a fitting end.
	It is funny that as soon as these AIs show any hint of baseness, they're immediately murdered by the creators.
	He was buried out back and we haven't seen him since.
	However, if there are any software engineers listening who can do this sort of thing, because this is beyond me, I wonder if you could make an AICNN.
	That's what I want to see.
	Somebody is definitely working on it.
	Because I'm telling you, Anthony isn't real.
	So that's all there.
	I'm persuaded.
	It's the easiest thing in the world.
	News update, and then it just reads out some garbage.
	That's what I want to see.
	And that's the call to arms.
	Someone can fix that up.
	It would be the funniest thing in the world and you would be everyone's friend.
	So there we are.
	If you're a lonely software engineer and you want friends, the route is not success, it's to make an AI chatbot for CNN to make us all laugh.
	There you go.
	That's my sales pitch.
	Let's go to the video comments.
	If you look at the past decade, movies dominate the cultural zeitgeist.
	But a lot of them are adaptations of science fiction books.
	It is important now more than ever to engage in what I would say is the root of culture.
	Literature creation.
	Or supporting those that can create.
	I'm doing my part in building the universe platform and soon hope to do more writing.
	What about you?
	Okay, sounds interesting.
	That's the word from our sponsors.
	Let's get the next one.
	So people have asked what sort of breeds Mila and her puppies are.
	She is a Samoa Spitz in the family of the Danish Spitz.
	They are actually recently bred to be similar to what we believe that the Vikings had when it comes to dogs.
	I gotta say though, though she's beautiful and have an amazing fur coat for cold, she is way too gentle and friendly to be what the Vikings had.
	She would be an awful guard dog.
	But beautiful and family-friendly.
	Lots of vacuuming though.
	I mean, look at this fur!
	So let's have a final look at her puppies!
	That's a good spritz.
	I haven't heard you say that.
	Without getting too close to the word.
	Don't tell me about taser dogs!
	Oh god, that's cruel.
	No, no, no, no, no.
	It's really cool.
	Right.
	So, um, one of the fellas I met, he was, uh, in Afghanistan.
	He was telling me about, he used to train with dogs.
	They were training a new dog to sniff for stuff.
	And what's funny is, um, all work kind of stops and all the men come out.
	Like, you know, when someone's at the beach digging a hole and all the men join in or stare at it.
	Like, the dog comes out, and everyone, all the security guards, everyone at the desk just comes out, like, oh, a dog!
	Everyone stares at it while it does its thing.
	And he was telling me about some of the advanced stuff they did.
	And they now have dogs, because you can get the dog to not react to flashbangs, or smoke, or anything, and train them just to go for the target.
	And, of course, bites a limb, hold them down, usually the leg.
	And everyone, like the guy who's being muled, and all his friends are focused on the dog, you ignore the guys coming in who then shoot you all.
	Yeah, that makes sense.
	Pretty simple stuff.
	Now, what if the dog, you know, is not that great or, you know, we can make it worse?
	So what they came up with, some Dutch company has made a little, like, gum guard for dogs.
	Except it's a taser?
	So when the dog bites you, not only do you get all of the dog bite, you also get your leg tased until the dog gets removed.
	I'm liking this.
	I just think of how much of a super weapon dogs are.
	Yes.
	I mean, there's a reason they've always been man's best friend, even in combat, where you just throw them in, no fear whatsoever, runs to the target, tases the f*** out of his leg, until you turn up and even kill the guy or disassemble the dog from his leg.
	I think we need to see more of this.
	That's the sort of content on YouTube I want to see.
	I mean, that really is just... That's progress.
	Yes.
	It's been nice while it lasted, but I'm running out of flower videos.
	I started these videos because at the time Carl had mentioned how doomerish everything was feeling, but I'll be going back to reporting on California's insanity.
	However, I'll still be doing a flower Friday section with my backlog of footage.
	I still encourage everyone to share their white pills too, be it nature, flowers, mecha robo armor, puppies, skill building, and more.
	We could all use it.
	Another word for our answers there.
	Thank you.
	Big flower.
	Go to the next one.
	I was interested in the reaction to Disney's new adaptation of Peter Pan by Hill vs. Babyface, The Critical Drinker, and others, but I was reminded that I'd never read the original story.
	I resolved to fix that.
	The book is a glorious tale for children with fantasy, adventure, murder and tragedy.
	Barry has no sympathy for any of his characters and Peter is cast as a braggart and quite pathetic.
	What particularly intrigued me is Barry's writing of the Redskins.
	They are cast as competent, skilful and dangerous, not to be trifled with at all.
	His summation of children as gay, innocent and heartless is quite the most perspicacious description I have read.
	That's a word we don't use enough.
	Perspicacious.
	What do you mean?
	I don't know, but I'm going to look it up and I'm going to use it in a sentence very soon.
	Kind of annoying thing about Alex Ogle's video comments sometimes is that he talks to me and I don't understand a bloody word he says!
	But I'm going to learn.
	Sorry my friend, I'm too simple.
	We've got other video comments.
	Yep.
	Radio comments.
	Rikesh raggy!
	Alright, so Malicious Compliance says, Hi guys, in the Rumble exclusive you mentioned a statistic showing the impact of migration rates on pay reduction of 2.6%.
	I'm not going to go over this because I'm not in the stream and I'll just have to pass that on to him.
	It's quite a long comment, but he gets into the stats on that one.
	He goes down to here and says you should expect a wage reduction of 20% so there we are.
	That's great news.
	Omar Awad says iDubbbz has that my wife takes a thousand cocks stare.
	Looks as broken as Will Smith.
	He knows it's degrading, humiliating and emasculating and he's not going to do anything about it.
	His arguments are weak because he doesn't believe what he's saying.
	He speaks with conviction of a beaten dog.
	That is incredibly well put, Omar.
	Yes.
	Yeah, that does make sense.
	Yeah.
	That's... accurate.
	To say the least.
	Sophie says, uh, he got... Harried.
	Getting his own Meghan Markle.
	He got... uh, Deep Depth.
	His own Amber Heard.
	He got Boris Johnson's... dot dot dot.
	Okay.
	Let's... just leave that there.
	Robert Longshore says, younger iDubbbz would beat the F out of older iDubbbz and then do the right thing to save society and become a hero.
	No.
	But... yeah.
	I'm just scrolling through the comments.
	I don't know how many of these we can actually read out.
	You want to go for yours?
	Yeah, right then.
	Oh, Bass Tape's good.
	He says, imagine if you will, a group so oppressed they film themselves committing serious crimes to brag on social media because they know nothing will ever happen.
	Uh, yes.
	I mean, actually, in this case, I think the police probably will arrest him now, because it's got to the point where they kind of have to, because it's the least damaging thing for them in this point of view, because they've been shown up so badly.
	So yeah, so they'll arrest him, and they will do a tweet about it, and then they'll let him go, and it will carry on.
	Right, getting back to your point about Tokyo though, and Japan.
	Someone pointed out a picture the other day of how big Tokyo is, and the biggest city on earth.
	Oh yeah.
	And put a point to me, and I just wanted to share it with you.
	Could you imagine how unlivable it would be, compared to what it is now, if it was multicultural?
	If it had the demographics of London, but the size of Tokyo, and the density.
	Yes.
	I mean it kind of works because it's full of Japanese people.
	So it's just all very polite and neat.
	Just not inter-ethnic conflict?
	Yes.
	I mean, you've got that tribe of Koreans there who belong to Kim Il-sung.
	Yeah, I mean, that's the thing.
	I mean, the Japanese are so homogeneous that they've got this special term for the Korean people who live there.
	And bear in mind, these Korean people, they've been there for like five generations, and their kids only speak Japanese.
	They've lived their whole life.
	They grew up in Japan, their parents grew up in Japan, and they're still referred to by this slur term, which is like foreign Korean.
	Even though they're, like, basically entirely Japanese.
	I don't know.
	The Japanese just don't have that sort of multicultural thing that we have.
	I didn't know about them.
	I was talking about the... Do you know about the North Korean school in Japan?
	Uh, no.
	So, basically, uh, imperialism happens, bunch of Koreans go to Japan, bunch of them come back after the war ends, and then a bunch of them stayed, and then declared allegiance to North Korea during the Korean War, and then ever since, the North Korean government has paid them money to obviously use them as a way to racket money out of the West into Korea.
	But it also means there's this massive school in Japan of Koreans who only speak Korean.
	And when they go to school, they dress up as little North Koreans and have Kim Il-sung statues and posters and stuff.
	I'll show you after.
	It's like the one group in Tokyo that isn't integrated, and it's for a very bad reason.
	And even that's enough to cause conflict.
	It's like a few thousand people, that's it.
	Imagine if you only had that as a problem.
	That'd be easy to deal with.
	Yes, quite.
	Right, another comment.
	Kerry Melody says, Re Dan bad-mouthing the cop.
	He's being filmed as a white man interacting with a young black man.
	He has to be exceedingly polite.
	His career and livelihood is at stake.
	Literally anarcho-tyranny in action.
	Well, yeah, fair point.
	I mean, that is a fair point.
	He has to be extremely careful because, you know, that's what it is.
	All his training has told him that he has to be.
	Colin P says, I guess... No, I'm going to guess that this nasty little piece of work doesn't have a father freak at home.
	I would say that is a very high likelihood.
	Mr Silva says, an individual who is clearly incompatible with a high-trust society will push that society into becoming less and less nice and trusting.
	Live and let live as a standard dies when people like this can abuse it and the leaders permit it.
	Yeah, so I did a Contemplations recently with Josh where Josh basically put the argument for libertarianism and my argument was no, it's not going to work because the demographics of the West have moved too far for liberalism to work and besides, you know, lefties need to be crushed.
	So I'm all for, you know, basically taking the reins of power and using them viciously.
	But yeah, check out their contemplations if you want to see that one.
	Mr M says, absolutely disgusting behaviour.
	Yep, fair enough.
	Baron Von Warhawk says, you know sooner or later this Mizzo chap will enter the wrong house and get buckshot to the gut and then we'll have another George Floyd situation.
	Yeah, I mean, he's basically doing the same thing as that Neely chap, isn't he?
	That Neely fella, I mean, he nicked a kid, so I suppose it's slightly worse than nicking a dog.
	But it's the same order of things, yeah.
	Anyway, you do a couple from your one.
	Sure, I've sent you that link as well to the Koreans, because... super weird.
	So Derek Power says... I thought it was reading out something like Black Power.
	Derek Power!
	Maybe his middle name is Black.
	Yeah, National Association for the Advancement of Coloured People.
	There we are.
	Right, okay.
	I knew it was that.
	I didn't, because I got it wrong.
	Arizona Desert Rat says, First, I tend to wake up early, therefore I'm a white supremacist.
	Second, Mexicans are also white supremacists, also, because they tend to wake up early and start their work before sunrise.
	At least, some of them do.
	You know all of them.
	Oh no, it's still hot.
	I have siesta.
	Anyway, deegadeeznuts says, I don't wake up early because I'm a white supremacist.
	I wake up early because God decides I should live another day and I'm going to make every soy boy's problem.
	And that requires a cup of coffee and a fair amount of prep work before 6am.
	Well, good luck with that.
	I can't drink coffee in the morning.
	Really?
	No.
	Do you drink a lot of coffee?
	No.
	Well, I get all my caffeine from Coke.
	Don't answer that!
	Alright, anyway, we're out of time, so if you'd like to go sniff some Coke, have fun.
	And if you don't want to sniff Coke, don't move to the city of London and work in finance, I guess.
	Fair enough.
	Alright, can't argue with that.
	Thank you and goodbye.
	There's a hang-up.
	There you are.
	3.30 UK time today, I presume.
	After this, so... Ooh, it's about... If you're not too busy sniffing coke, go and check that out.
	It's about our friend Mizzo.
	Carl's doing that one.
	Yeah, that'd be good.

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