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May 8, 2023 - The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters
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The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters #648
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*Music* Hello, welcome to a podcast.
It's a Monday.
Anyway, I'm joined by Harry and today- Oh, hello!
I want to see how- I have sellotape.
Do you?
No.
Oh, alright.
Anyway, we're going to see how bad we can make it and, uh, if people still listen to- Can you see this anywhere?
No, I was just- we were joking beforehand and it tripped me up.
Guess I'm going classic then.
Anyway, today, what are you- Oh, it's for the ear thing.
I thought you were literally going to sellotape your mouth there for some reason.
I'm being silenced!
The lotus eaters are hypocrites!
Not my king!
Anyway, yeah, today talking about the one-day right of state, Twitter community notes are destroying the left, and some people never learn.
Such as Mr. Tape over here.
I'm not Mr. Tape, that's ma'am!
Ma'am tape.
Ma'am tape, that's right.
Ma'am tape.
To be honest, that does sound like a brand of pink sellotape that you could release.
Ma'am tape.
Especially for women.
It's extra simple for them.
You know what's annoying?
Is that probably would work as well.
Make it pink, frilly on the edges.
Yeah, super profitable.
Like a bit of a doily.
But if you do it in the west, shut down.
Do it in the east, no problems whatsoever.
Millions in profit, record sales.
Did I tell you about the water I saw in Hungary?
Like, specifically for women, water?
Yeah, they have pink water and blue water.
Bottles of water.
Well, I don't want to drink the gay water, do I?
Yeah, what are you, a woman?
Anyway.
Alex Jones warned me about this.
So the one day rightist state is what happened over the weekend for the UK because you may remember when Her Majesty died this whole country became right-wing for all of like a week and it was pretty good.
Nothing went wrong for a week.
Yeah?
All these retards who were like I have a political opinion so I'm going to shut down the motorway.
You know those guys.
My political enemies were punished yes this is a good thing.
But it's not even just political enemies it's It's inane children of a political enemy.
Like, I'm okay with someone who's like, I'm gonna protest because blah blah blah, maybe they shut down a road or something.
Yeah, whatever.
They just stop oil people after continually shutting down motorways.
I mean, just... And then it turns out that they're funded by the children of...
Oil moguls.
Yeah, I've just got no sympathy though.
It's just like, okay, your platform is ridiculous.
You act like children.
You're disrupting everyone's normal lives, shutting down motorways.
You're just pricks.
You guys are just pricks as well.
So I just, I feel like, um, I don't know.
It's definitely the public opinion that the civil rights end once we just find you annoying.
You're not even interesting.
You're not even bringing up any interesting points.
You're just- you're just the boil.
Your rights end where my inconvenience begins.
Not inconvenience.
Boredom.
With the fact that, okay, this is definitely unelectable.
No, no, no, if they're annoying, if they're annoying, it slides over into convenience rather- inconvenience rather than boredom.
Therefore, if you start to annoy me, sorry, you're in the Tower of London.
I'm half-joking, of course, but the reality is that these protests in the UK have been illegal.
The police have had the power to remove them for, I don't know, months.
And then all of a sudden, when the Queen died, and then for the coronation, they disappeared.
They started doing it.
Yeah, the rest of the year.
Pretty impressive.
The rest of the year, the police don't enforce that law against them, they enforce it against us whenever we go to a bad man rally, or a Brexit rally, or, I don't know, there's a football game, and they just arrest everyone.
Or go outside.
So yeah, public order only seems to matter when they don't like you.
But for one day a year, when there's something on with the royals, the entire British establishment becomes right-wing, which is something to behold.
And I think we're going to enjoy it by taking a look at the day's events of the coronation.
So we'll start off just by mentioning something on loisiers.com, that being the politics of the crown.
What else am I going to shill for royalty?
So go and check that out, it's free!
Anyway, moving on.
We'll go to the optics, real quick.
Because, good.
Good optics.
Very nice.
Excellent optics.
Round of applause.
Good job.
Establishment.
You can still do the thing, which is look nice once a year.
Let's click through.
It reminds you of the culture that people try and tell us that we don't have.
It almost makes it all worth fighting for, lads.
I saw a lot of people tweeting.
You have Britannia herself, embodied by the royals.
Everybody loves Kate.
Kate, I saw so many simping over her.
But I also love the kid behind her, the little tiara.
I mean, it really is about the tiaras.
It's just beautiful.
All right, moving forward to the next one.
There you are.
Penny Mordant, looking good.
Even Penny Mordant managed to make herself look acceptable.
I still don't get the Penny Mordant simping, but I know that plenty do.
Soulless, disgusting, Blairite politician who pretends they're Conservative any other day of the week.
But... Give her a sword and this, and she looks presentable.
Yeah, it's amazing what optics can do to someone.
Let's go to the next one here, as well.
We have, you know, just... Swag.
Pretty great.
The last one here, as well.
It's just the carriage.
Everything looking great.
Good day.
Pretty pictures.
Anyway, there's also some other nice stuff to remind ourselves about why it's all worth fighting for, such as King Charles here swearing on a Bible.
He declares to defend the Protestant faith and also uphold the Protestant lineage of the crown.
Which, of course, is in direct contradiction to Prince Charles' statements that he wanted to be the defender of all faiths and upholding diversity and inclusion.
I guess when a push came to shove, he just decided that, yes, I am a racist.
Yeah, it's almost like there's, you know, quite a lot of, you know, civil war and fighting that we did for the whole Protestant thing.
And it wasn't so that Muslims could come in and have their way with our daughters.
Or even worse, Catholics.
So let's go to the last thing here, which is the crowning, which, you know, very cool.
And I'm not going to rehash the whole coronation.
You can go watch it.
It's in HD, but it doesn't have me talking over it.
So there you are, if you want to watch that.
Although some of the coverage does have far worse people talking over it, which I'm sure we'll get to.
Yeah, it does.
But we're going to be here instead for a moment, which I imagine was going through King Charles's head as he pondered for his orb.
Sat there orb pondering, as a good man should.
I thought he was considering the... He is pondering his orb, yes.
I saw some others considering that this might have been his holy hand grenade.
I love the Worms game.
I'll miss it.
Do you ever have it on one of those old 90 PCs?
I've still got it on my PS4.
Really?
Yeah, you can get all sorts of different versions of it.
The ones I was introduced to were the 3D ones on the PlayStation 2.
It was very strange to go and play a 3D Worms game.
But regardless of that, there's also the Grim Reaper who made an attendance, which was quite nice.
Oh yeah, I saw that!
A lot of Americans were shocked to be like, ooh, the Grim Reaper's appeared.
Silly Americans, don't you know it's a tradition going back to 1247 that the Grim Reaper appears at every coronation?
The new king.
No, I don't know what's going on either.
Creepy man in the background there.
Some Freemasonry going on, just casually.
I don't know if it's the Black Rod or something, but whatever.
The last thing to mention is there was some good fantasy posting about what might happen as soon as he becomes king.
Oh, yes.
Declares war on Brutalist architecture.
Oh, good man.
Planes begin bombing homes.
Oh, no!
My Dino new build, no!
Death to new builds.
Download World of Tanks and you can get a new build destruction machine, as well as 2,000 bloons.
Barret's is going under, boys!
Yeah, but nothing beats leftist fantasy poting, which was on another level.
You know, the kind of people that look at this and think there's nothing wrong.
Oh yeah.
This is real life.
There's nothing to be said.
No, there's nothing to be said.
For people listening, we're looking at a photo, a photo, a painting of Richard III and then a photo of the movie or TV series Who Gives a Crap of Richard III.
It's PBS.
Is that even a black guy?
Is that a black woman?
I think that is a black woman.
Playing Richard III.
There we are.
Great.
Thanks, thanks, thanks, America.
And, uh, for the, for the, once again, for those not, not watching and instead listening, Richard III, according to this painting, was somewhat of a very pasty man.
He's, he's, um... Very pale.
More Arab than black, I would, I would have a guess.
Yeah, he was spending too much time indoors playing World of Warcraft to get any of that sunlight.
Yeah.
But we'll go to the Labour Party, because, um... Crusader Kings is probably his thing.
I think we're going to get worse and worse as time goes on with the responses.
Because the Labour Party decided to put on the mask.
I'm a Royalist now.
And put this out.
Of course, God Save the King.
Some crappy image with some graphics on it.
Nothing too interesting.
What was interesting is the response from their own followers.
And the immediate one I can see there from Anti-Capitalist.
Yeah.
What did you think Twitter Leftist's opinion on this post was?
Should we give it a scroll?
You don't need to consider what Twitter leftist opinion is.
They don't think of their own opinions.
No, they don't.
You have Anti-Capitalist there going, Embarrassing!
You are witnessing to what is being done in the name of the ruling class!
Against the working- Oh, shut up.
I don't know, Joe here's got the right idea, just calling them out on their obvious BS.
If only you meant it, your leader wants to abolish the monarchy.
Yeah, wasn't he literally an arco-communist in his youth?
Yeah, Starmer.
Starmer?
Yeah.
I wouldn't be shocked.
There's a video of him talking about it where he used to be like, yeah, we'll just get rid of the whole state and then... I mean, weren't they all some variation of communist or Marxist?
Actual retards.
Anti-capitalist is still going on.
We'll keep scrolling just because I want to demonstrate that they didn't go down well with their own followers, of course, because they're unbearable, all of them.
And fake.
In the sense of, oh yes, we are for monarchy now.
Just because you know it's actually popular.
Stay with your unpopular Twitter leftists, that is where you belong.
Even their own voter base can see through it easily, any day.
We'll get the next one because of course there were some other people who had to stand up and be like, oh my god, is that Ukraine?
Is it Ukraine in the floor there?
I saw Ukraine there, is that?
Stop, no, it's not.
Turns out there are other countries in the world than Ukraine.
I know it's been a shock, obviously.
I know we go over this a lot, but it's nothing against Ukraine, but it's Westerners who won't shut up about Ukraine, to the point where, you know, I was watching the late party conference, if you go watch the video I made about that.
They mentioned it at least a billion times.
In speeches that weren't even about the country.
Oh, I remember.
You put me through that.
Yeah.
And you have here, of course, there's, for people who didn't know, go and check out my video about the policies of the Crown.
I think I mentioned it in there.
I'm not sure if I did.
There's carpet rules in the UK.
Very strict carpet rules.
Did I tell you about the carpet rules?
I don't remember you telling me about the carpet rules.
It'll enlighten me.
So if you go to Parliament and you're an interesting fellow, you might spend the entire time staring at the carpet like I did.
Which is actually more useful than you think, because in the House of Commons, there's green carpet for the plebs.
And it's not just nice carpet, nice colour.
The king or queen cannot come there, if there is green carpet.
Oh really?
Yeah, you're not allowed to run there.
Which is why when you go to the House of Lords, they have red carpet, which is for the lords, and same rule.
And when the king or queen goes to open parliament, or give a speech, or whatever the hell else, you may have noticed the carpet changes colour in the House of Lords, where they sit, to blue.
Which is to symbolise like, yes, you're allowed in.
Oh, alright.
So is this where the whole idea of the rolling out the carpet comes from?
It's the royal carpet for the English monarchy.
And then you have the gold there, of course, for the place of the coronation because it is literally magic, according to our law.
Which it is.
I know, I do get the sudden urge to send a lot of money overseas looking at this image.
Nah, it's not that, but anyway.
It's not Ukraine now.
No, funnily enough.
But we also have the local communist who is very upset that people are being arrested.
That's not real communism, said Ash Sarkar, because I can't even bring myself to even pretend to be interested.
No, real communism is when the police are doing what we want them to do.
Yeah, this was the news.
Bunch of Republicans.
Death Republicans.
Side note, just my opinion.
That's a joke, YouTube.
I swear.
Anyway, Ash Sarkar here is upset because they turned up with a truck full of placards for... who?
I mean, I kind of hate just any political movement that has trucks full of placards.
Like, the Stand Up To Racism guys are the only other guys I can think of in this country that do that.
You've got any right-wing protest, there's no truck full of placards being handed out to folks.
People bring their own placards, if they want placards.
That's because on the right wing we don't have big, big, big money on our side to professionally print all of these placards.
And they've even got them wrapped in plastic.
Just to make sure they're all safe.
So they're all nice and clean.
I'm shocked that there's no Socialist Worker Party logos on any of them.
So these people were obviously detained for organising an organised protest on the coronation.
Again, one day right of state, in which they go, none of that, and clank down on it.
And you guys literally get your way every other day of the year, and then they're shocked.
They're shocked on the one day of the year they're not allowed to, that they get told off for it.
There was another plot as well, in which a bunch of people were going to bring rape alarms and then, like, annoy the horses.
That's a bad idea.
Cause the horses to go wild by playing rape alarms next to horses.
And then stampede and kill people, presumably.
It was a good plan.
If you want to kill a lot of people.
If you're a lunatic.
So of course the police were like, yeah, no, you're not doing that.
That's public nuisance.
And yeah, actually correct implementation of the law there.
Because, you know, threat to life.
In case you got away with that.
There's a nice reminder that comes with this, that if people actually just had the will to do so, that this country could just run itself quite nicely still.
Yeah, there's nothing stopping it.
If you go to the next one here, Trulia Hartleborough pointing this out, which is of course the, you know, pro-democracy and blah blah blah, but it doesn't exist in England.
It exists for one group of people, some of the time, and then the one day a year, the government just steps in and goes, no, no.
You can't do that now, because, you know, we're doing a royal event.
Grow up.
Stop being five years old and gluing yourself to the pavement, and then sniffing glue, presumably, you goddamn sub-IQ moron.
I hate these people so much.
I cannot stand them.
Just stop oil people.
Not to mention, you can see there as well, the George Floyd protests, where the police knelt down in front of them, joining the protesters.
I mean, just... illegal, for one, from the police.
But who cares?
Anyway, one day a year, you get this instead, where they just arrest troublemakers.
Anyway, moving on.
Because now we have the stupids.
The stupids came out.
African over here.
Verify checkmark.
No idea who he is.
Literally who cares.
Comes out with Africa's stolen wealth on display.
Hashtag gold mafia.
Hashtag coronation.
And a nice community note which will be relevant in the next one.
Yeah.
In the next segment.
We'll just quickly read the fact that apparently the carriage was built by Jim Frecklington.
Frecklington.
I've ruined that.
Who was a Royal Household employee in Australia.
In 2010.
See you later.
So this has nothing to do with Africa, it wasn't built there, it wasn't funded for it, and it has nothing- it was- is over- is in the next century following decolonization.
Also had nothing, you just stop, stop being a Pan-African, it's cringe and wrong on every level.
You're very bad at it.
We'll get the next one here as well, because of course some people had to sniff more glue than others.
Dr. Charlotte Proudman.
Now I'm not entirely unconvinced that this isn't a Titania McGrath account at this point.
Have we checked if the picture is AI generated?
It seems to be real, but who can tell these days?
So, I mean I've never met her.
Are women real?
I don't know.
Neither do I. Yet to be proved.
I'll ask my fiancé later.
Are you real?
Glorious, isn't it?
fiance later.
Are you real?
What a beautiful photograph of white male privilege and entitlement.
Sums up who rules our country.
Glorious, isn't it?
I just...
Stop it.
Get some help.
There isn't much to say about these.
These people...
Everyone else was watching the Coronation in case you were wondering what the culture was like.
Actually, well, Actually, what's that I just spotted from John down there if we scroll down a little bit?
So it's white boy summer then.
It's gonna be a hell of a summer, boys.
But it's the case that the culture of the day, when it's going on, in case you're foreigner and you think this dominates the headlines or something, literally all these people sit on Twitter when no one else is because everyone else is watching the coronation, so they all just circle jerk about how they hate the monarchy.
And then everyone else will log back on and just like, oh that was beautiful, love that lads!
And then they just get completely drowned out.
But it's amazing to see that these people continue to do this publicly when it is so unpopular and obviously wrong.
It's funny they always try and do it from the perspective of, I'm speaking from the working class, and then the working class come and they're like, love me king, love me crown, love me ceremony.
Doesn't she look beautiful?
Yeah we'll get the next one here because she did retard posting all day as you can see here the only person of color in the royal family isn't present because blah blah blah blah kill yourself what's wrong with you like you know you could also generate these tweets i swear i'm joking there youtube but the purpose is a comedy of like what are you actually doing with your life you're sitting there whining about the race of the royal family being white as if i don't know They shouldn't be.
Like, all of a sudden they should have grown up after George Floyd and put some blackface on before they went out on the balcony here.
That'd be pretty based.
I'd love to see that, Charles, and now we apply the ceremonial shoe polish.
You know what's actually quite sad is the art of blackface, and I'll get to what I quite mean in a minute.
Alright, okay.
No, I think the statement stands alone, okay?
So if you watch, like, Lawrence of Arabia, the movie, and the king of the Arabs, he's obviously a white guy and basically blackface, well, Arabface.
And it's really well done.
Like, so well done.
It's what is it?
Robbie Downey Jr.
in Tropic Thunder.
Yeah.
I didn't even realize it was him.
Till the end of the movie.
Till the end when he rips his face off and it's Robert Downey Jr.
Yeah, I was like, oh, I thought it was a black actor.
I didn't notice.
Yeah, it's really well done.
That art has been completely lost with the demonization of makeup in the wrong way.
So, can't even do it well.
If you wanted to, Charlotte.
So, there you are.
Moving forward, we'll go to her next retard post, which was, spot the difference.
Isn't this just like North Korea?
I should just stop.
Again, community noted.
But do you really need to be community noted?
No, I feel like most people can tell the difference.
You think so?
How many like-a-roonies did this one get?
Because I noticed she actually got... I mean, she retard-posted all day.
There we go, 2,000.
Almost 3,000 people to be barred from voting.
You'd think you would have learned, though.
Like, this is the middle of her retard-day post-fesh.
And she's still retard-posting now, I think.
Well, what do we expect her to do?
She's a retard and someone gave her a phone and a Twitter account.
Obviously, that's what she's going to do.
Yeah, you make a fair point, my friend.
Anyway, we'll get forward.
Her Royal Highness, Dr. Sherler, came out with more crap about race.
I'm not even going to read it.
I'm not even going to dignify it.
Because, I mean, the previous example, Let's assume she's real, because I'm not entirely convinced she's not Titania McGrath's new account.
The retard posting there at least felt sincere.
Dr. Shola, I think, is just out of a job at this point.
Whenever anything happens to do with the Royal, she makes 50 posts about it.
On Saturday, she wasn't getting paid by the hour, so she had to do something to fill her time.
Just looking for attention, so I'm going to ignore, because...
She's so upset about our royal family, doesn't she come from a royal family?
Yeah, indeed.
Her royal highness over here.
Complaining about our royal family.
Okay, go back to your own.
The Nigerian royal family, unbearably black.
Go stand on a balcony at your palace.
You would never say that.
You'd sit here and whine about, oh no, it's white.
Fringe.
Leaving on.
Go to the next one.
Let's enjoy some other retards.
I just thought...
This is what passes for on-screen talent in mainstream TV in the UK.
People like this.
Talent?
Yeah, I mean, talent's a bit of a storm.
I know what you mean, though.
You know, I'm a paid retard.
I'm getting a lot of mileage out of this term, because I don't know what else to call these people.
I mean, it just genuinely is.
I mean, you have her here.
I'm sorry, how can anyone watch this and not think it's over the top?
It's beyond me.
Because it's glorious, it's beautiful, it's traditional, it's ceremonial.
It's almost like you live in a fucking kingdom!
King is the highest office!
She's just as British as you and I, my friend.
I mean, I do find it amazing when everyone's like, yeah, the United Kingdom, I'm from the UK, I'm from the UK, but what is... Hang on, what?
K stands for kingdom?
I'm just as British as you are, now let me denigrate all of your time-honoured traditions and culture.
Sad!
Exclamation point.
But it's not the only one, we also had some writer, I can't remember, I think I used to watch some of the stuff he made, but these days...
What's he doing?
Instead pointing out white privilege because the royal family is white.
I know, basically everyone who's white in England is royal family members, aren't they?
I mean, didn't you get your letter in the post?
I've started pointing up my nose and blinking my eyes as I talk to people so I can feel snootier because I'm also now a member of the royal family.
No, it's just sad.
Just sad.
He deleted this one because people started pointing out his last name.
Decisive Anglo victory.
Always good to see.
In a very derogatory manner.
Well, we're going to the next one here because the thing that took the cake was... Here you are.
I think this is the BBC.
Yeah, here's the BBC.
They have local Ray Spader on.
Just sit there.
Is this ITV?
Oh, there we are.
Just to have someone on to talk about the terribly white balcony.
She's an actress in Bridgerton, I think, as well.
She played Martha Jones's mum in Doctor Who.
Oh bloody hell she did, you're right!
And I actually quite like Martha Jones and her family in that series that they showed up in.
Really?
I think Martha Jones' mum was kind of an asshole in the whole series.
I'm kind of lumping the whole family together with Martha, who I liked as a companion.
But you are probably right, it's been a while since I've gone back and really watched that series.
Do you not remember the end?
Like Martha Jones' mum basically tries to get Martha and the Doctor arrested?
Oh yes, I remember.
She sells them out to the master, doesn't she?
Anyway, go and watch Doctor Who.
Don't watch anything past about 2010.
Yeah, give up on that.
David Tennant leaves, you should leave.
Anyway, but she decided to do that.
I want to just look at the faces as well.
As you can see, the people next to her are just like, what's wrong with you?
It's only her.
I've seen the clip.
Other people nervously laughed along but she could not hold her disgust.
That's a repugnance in that face right there.
It's like she just let one off.
Actually something wrong with you that you would sit there on national television in the one day when it becomes a rightist state and sit there and be like it's white.
Leave then.
Don't have to be here.
Says it with the smuggest look on her face as well.
We have the last one here from someone talking about this.
They say, today on BBC Hard Talk, is it time to stop white people from standing on balconies?
Should we inject melanin into the royal youngsters?
And how exactly, how terrible is it for the white family to get together in a place at any given moment in time?
Hard questions for BBC Hard Talk.
I know whenever I get together with my family we pay a little in reparations.
It's like a little tax.
A single tear when I'm at the dinner table rolls down my eye just so everybody knows that I feel bad about it.
Get the Royal Marine camouflage painting out.
Anyway, we'll get the last one here because she did actually have to apologize for this because, you know, we live for one day in a right estate.
Oh my lord.
Couldn't get away with that.
She's on some BBC, I think it's radio interview, where she says, well, a lot of people actually got upset with us, so I'm sorry about that.
And then the interviewer interrupts to go, nobody was upset about it.
And she goes, oh, thank you very much.
No, they were.
Media class protecting its own.
Yeah, it's another day in the left.
We'll end this off with the fact that tribesmen, new to tribesmen, are actually way better people than modern leftists.
And that's the reason I showed you all that.
Well, they understand better than modern leftists why you would want to look at some things like that and go, wow, that's special.
By tradition, important.
You know there's a guy, what is it, Cosmic Skeptic?
Is that the right channel?
For who?
There was a guy, I'll have to find the clip and show you at some other time, but he sits there, I've been watching a lot of his shorts, and he's been through the university system for so long now, whenever he argues it's like, I did a study of theology, I read Thomas Aquinas and blah blah blah, and yet I am yet to find anything magical about religion.
And I just watch it, even as an atheist, cringing, thinking, ah god, go to a war zone.
I didn't read it in a book somewhere.
actually go and experience it and create it and you're not gonna do that sitting there reading your book anyway.
We'll end this off with someone who is actually as popular as Kim Jong-un, getting back to that North Korean reference from earlier because I just have to mention this and I know where to get lost in the weeds.
There's election maps UK reporting that a local independent running in flag bear got 94.6% of the vote after Up 10%, so previously you got 80% of the vote.
For our American viewers, this is how great some of the place names in England are, which is within the area of Great Yarmouth is Flegberg.
Flegberg.
I love it.
It's wonderful.
Should we check out this local hero?
Literally, village hero, as he is recorded by the locals.
His almost 95% share of the vote was up 10% from last time as well, so he's actually increased.
He must have done an excellent job recently.
So just to end this off, I mean, King Charles, not the most popular royal in recent times, that's for sure.
So we'll end it off with someone far more popular, which is the new Supreme Leader of Flegberg and his story.
It's a council meeting.
I mean, it's just me.
It's just me.
- He's so well known and wild, so it wasn't a surprise.
- Thank you.
- Now I'm so proud.
- Well, I hope so.
- That was a shame. - I've seen my back, I was with you for 10 years.
My dad has a child who's counseled me.
- Of course we are, right?
Anyway, that was the coronation and the people who need to just stop.
That's a polite way of putting it.
Alright, it's time to look at community notes on Twitter.
They have been implemented and they are working.
They are doing a brilliant job and they are currently making the left wet themselves in fury.
We got a little taster of that in the previous segment when we saw a few insufferable leftists posting on Twitter about how monarchy bad, fancy clothes bad, people having fun bad, and being community fact-checked with the community notes saying fun good actually, monarchy good actually.
Have you tried enjoying life?
Yes.
So this is good news, but there is bad news that comes along with this.
And have you realised what this bad news might be, Callum?
No.
We might be out of a job.
Oh good, finally.
Oh okay, well that's good news for you then, alright.
I suppose I'm going to have to retrain in something.
I'm going to have to pick the guitar back up, start busking.
Alright.
Busk my way back home, all the way back up north.
Is the world perfect?
We no longer have to talk about it?
No, it's not that the world's perfect, it's just that our job as being people who, you know, point at leftist lies and go, dis a lie though, is now being done much more efficiently by community notes.
I'm glad.
Yeah, I'm glad.
Well, to be fair, I say we might be out of a job, but it actually makes our job far easier.
We can enjoy their tears in real time.
Immediately after they post, though, they then spark tearing up.
That we can.
And on the subject of people having fun, you should check out some of the recent videos that we put out on the website, including this premium one of the Epochs, which is the capstone to the series that Karl and Bo had been doing on the Assyrians, where they actually went to the British Museum and they looked at artefacts from the Assyrian Empire.
Very cool.
Kyle was telling me about this.
Apparently they're the original S-posters, where they would just carve themselves as Chads and then carve their enemies as Wojangs.
Oh, are these the ones where I see all of the memes of you've literally been making fun of us for thousands of years?
Yes.
Excellent!
And if you want to check that out, you can do so on the website, and if you want to access the premium content, it's £5 a month starting out.
So, why not?
You're not poor, are you?
If you're not poor, then you have no excuse not to pay us five for a month.
So, there you go.
If you're not- Sounds like blackmail, but okay!
If you're not poor, you have to prove it by paying us.
So, there's your incentive, lads.
All right, that's the weirdest sell I've ever heard.
It's true, though.
Anyway, so the community notes were set up quite recently, and they've started to really come into effect.
And for those who don't know what they are, we pointed some of them out in the previous segment.
But if you post a tweet that's obvious nonsense, People who have signed up to the Community Notes feature are able to point out that it's obvious nonsense, at which point they can also add a bunch of links to prove that it's obvious nonsense.
And other people who are nonsense recognizers can also add a thumbs up, and if you, as somebody who's not signed up to this program, decides that this was a very good debunking of obvious nonsense, you can click on it and you can say this was a good post.
And this is where I think The right wing has like a vanguard of weaponized autists online that have been underutilized.
They've been kind of hidden away in 4chan for years and years and years at this point.
And now they're back.
And now they finally have found their place in society.
That's right.
We're sending the charge, boys!
The Pepes have returned.
They might as well add a little Pepe, where it says, readers added context.
Instead of the little blue fake non-people there, we just need a little Pepe.
We just need a little happy Pepe with his glass of wine, just saluting.
Just, readers added some context.
Like that.
So this is one that was featured in the previous segment, which was the spot the difference.
And for anybody who Has no idea what the difference might be for somebody who looks at this and goes, but there's just a load of people.
If they just look at it and go, well, one's a big crowd of people.
One's my hand, one's my other hand.
No difference.
I know, no difference at all.
And then if you scroll down, they added the context is that the people in the UK weren't forced to be there.
They weren't literally forced to be there with a nice, convenient link.
And from the same person again, retard watch continues.
The one that we pointed out, and then the context here was just pointing out for the last 134 years, the head of the state of the United Kingdom has been a woman.
So, not particularly male privilege, although the left will still be furious about it, I'm sure.
We also deleted the male privilege line from the line of succession.
So it used to be that it was the first male heir would get the line of succession, and then I think it was when William got her pregnant, and then they were worried if it was a girl or a boy.
They decided to abolish that it would be the first male heir, and now it's just the firstborn.
Well, it turns out we still can continue to function in some form of useful way, despite community notes, because we're adding even more context to this.
There you are.
There we are.
Earning our paychecks.
Thank you very much.
Remember, if you're not poor, give us money.
Carry on.
Again, this just sounds like a Mafia shakedown.
No, it doesn't sound like a Mafia shakedown.
It's a simple equation.
The equation is you have money in your bank account, Give to me.
Okay.
There you go.
Simple as.
Maths.
Quick maths.
Maths.
That's right.
North FC maths going on right here.
We had this one from the last segment as well.
Africa's stolen wealth on display, which we already talked about how it was corrected.
This set somebody off though, this particular correction.
And it's hilarious because people have started to recognize... Hold up.
All of this fact-checking is being done from right-wingers, in a right-wing direction, as we saw that the country became right-wing for a single day.
All of a sudden, all of the fact-checking is right-wing as well.
The truth is right-wing.
Yes, but that's the problem, isn't it?
That's the kind of the point that's being brought up here, which is, well, everything the left says, it turns out, is a complete lie.
And so it is kind of up to the right wing to point out that it's a complete lie.
And then when it's pointed out that it's a complete lie, the left stomp their feet, have a little wee in their pants, and then they go, Nazi!
Nazi!
This is an amazing one from Makai, whoever this person is.
Community notes, it's some BS akin to Nazi propaganda of burning books and selling... Oh.
Silencing.
Silencio!
Silencio!
Critics, I suppose.
This is obviously a very multicultural man right here.
Or dyslexic as me.
This person is here talking about stolen wealth, and there it goes, talking about some Aussie who designed the carriage.
Off tangent.
No, the point was, he said, this is Africa's stolen wealth.
The point was, no, it was built in Australia in 2010.
Nothing to do with Africa.
But no, dis-Nazi.
Dis-Nazi, though.
I mean, this isn't even to say that there aren't right-wingers who occasionally say some stupid stuff.
Obviously there are.
Or, you know, a lie.
But what's funny is that everything the left says, as you point out, has to be community-noted at this point.
Because everything they say and everything they believe is a lie.
I don't know, they went down this path willingly, to the point where they're sitting there being like, yeah, you know who the most innocent people in the world are?
Criminals.
You know what a woman is?
A man.
It's just like thing after thing after thing.
Community note, a man is not a woman.
You know, cannons can't hurt you.
But you know, thing after thing after thing, any ideological point that they've stuck their feet in over the last ten years has just been factually wrong, but they've got away with it because they've controlled the systems of information.
They've controlled the media, they've controlled everything, Twitter was theirs for a long while.
But then, you know, Centrist buys it and allows people to fact check you with reality now, not because I paid people at USA Today for it.
And not like a Facebook way where they outsource it to some other captured institution.
No, once again, if you just let right wing autists do their thing, they will literally solve all of the problems in the world.
We will find Shia LaBeouf, we will steal his flag.
We will just do it.
And there's nothing you can do to stop us.
There have been some issues though, although the reason why this particular one happened is up in the air right now, because it could just be due to different people who are part of the Community Notes in-group arguing over it, because of course we say, I joke and say that it's all right-wingers.
There will be leftists trying to implement this as well, the problem being that when leftists try and fact-check they just lie more.
So if you're doing this for the sake of truth and people who care about truth are involved in this project, which is what it is, it's a project.
Realistically speaking, you sign up and you become part of the project to try and bring reality back into order and try and bring sanity back into the world.
So this one might be just a case of different people on different ends of the political spectrum arguing about this one, but this is...
Related to a segment I did last week where I was talking about the death of St.
Floyd's progeny, the sainted angel Jordan Neely, who was choked out on the New York subway because he was just trying to do a moonwalk or something.
Nothing to do with him.
attempting to assault people or anything like that but they uh this was a tweet where they said he was 30 years old black men deserve to grow old and then people pointing out in the community notes this is a 2012 video of him it's over 10 years old he was restrained by three individuals in response to aggressive threatening behavior etc etc so this one seems to be up in the air right now is what's going yep here is the truth once again here is my lie here is the truth that's generally what you can trust on the community notes for being at the moment Because there are just so many goddamn leftist buys.
When we speak about paid-off fact-checkers who are already institutionally captured, I asked a long time ago on one of the segments, who fact-checks the fact-checkers?
Well, turns out the community notes do.
Right-wing autists to the rescue again.
PolitiFacts, yes, are getting fact-checked.
It's wonderful.
Because this one was about AFT president, Teachers Union president Randy Weingarten advocated for reopening schools with pandemic safety measures So people are saying, oh she didn't want the schools to open ever again, etc, etc.
And they go, well actually she said it's fine with pandemic safety measures.
Scroll down, community notes are actually... Here's a million links of her saying keep it closed.
Yes and... All closed boys.
If you click on it as well I think No, no, no.
Not click on the thing.
Just click on the community note so it opens more.
It seems this has been updated since I originally put it on.
Because actually, maybe the tweets have been taken down because the community notes just had five or six tweets of hers where she said we need to keep the schools closed.
Which is...
Absolutely brilliant.
And if we get to the next one, I don't know if you've heard about these people.
This is Harry Sisson.
He is a Biden stooge who is paid off by the DNC, essentially.
Obviously, not directly.
They're not directly giving him the money, but they're giving money to all the management companies and other such things that employ him.
And then they give him the money.
Yeah, totally different.
Etc.
He's the sort of person who was able to do a TikTok with Barack Obama, which I'm sure that anybody, just any old TikToker is able to do.
And he did a video talking about how I'm definitely not paid off, guys.
MAGA trolls have claimed that I'm paid by the DNC and the White House.
That's not true.
And there's a video of him going...
Like that, because that's what they do.
They do all of the hand movements.
Yeah, I really don't like the TikTok etiquette of how to get attention.
Well, it's the etiquette.
It's the etiquette mannerisms, isn't it?
But it's also just the things they're learning to try and get attention.
There's also a TikTok accent, I don't know if you notice.
I've not noticed that.
Very Californian.
Like you make yourself sound dumber for some reason.
I think it might just be that all of these kids are Californian.
Maybe that too.
But if you want some really good information on this person, other people like him, and like the whole grift of all of these TikTok influencers who are all supposed to be grassroots and come up from nowhere and then suddenly have millions of followers, get millions of views, all shilling for the DNC.
I would recommend you watch Nuancebro's most recent video, I don't know if you saw that over the weekend.
Sorry, he's been haggling with this.
Yeah, he's been haggling with this person on Twitter Spaces, they've been in struggle sessions, and Nuancebro did an excellent job breaking down all of the ways in which the money is flowing to these people, from the DNC all the way through to these influencers.
Obviously, like I say, Lots of breaks in between so it's not directly traceable because if you do have direct money either TikTok will ban you from being able to do them or they will delist your videos or they will shadow ban and basically do everything it can to demote them so they make sure that they don't have to put it that this is a political advert and also people will just be less likely to click on them if they're a political advert.
But if you go back to it they just pointed out So in late 2022, Biden's campaign team connected with young social media influencers, including this person, and then Sisson recently signed with Pallet Management.
Pallet received more than $200,000 from the DNC in the last eight months, so brilliant use of the community notes there.
And no one is safe.
No one is safe, because we had black replacement to Jen Psaki, whose name I can never remember because it is French.
Diversity hire.
Diversity hire, yes.
If you go to the next one, please, John.
Jean-Pierre saying, when it comes to illegal migration... That's actually her name.
I assume so, I assume that's her surname.
It's French, you know what the French names are like.
I know, I'm sorry, I didn't want to have to subject you to French, but this was necessary.
No, I'm sorry.
She was saying that...
It's come down by... Don't buy me lunch next week!
Illegal migration has come down by more than 90%.
Community Notes says no.
In fact, it says it's at record highs.
March 2023 saw a 25% increase in border crossings.
Beautiful.
I mean, this one's a unique one because the press secretary is a professional liar.
That's your job.
You have to go out there and defend the president no matter what he's done, no matter what he said, no matter how wrong he said it either.
and okay that's a thing but you've got to be really really good at it to be even slightly effective these days because she's really really crap at it she comes out with statements like that oh it's gone down 90% it just hasn't Demonstrably.
This isn't a debatable topic of, like, what is the case.
Even if you didn't have the community notes, that's an obvious lie.
Yeah, but it's also a statistical thing we can look at because you measure it in your department.
It's not like a philosophical point in which there are two sides to the story and we could, you know, create some ambiguity and, oh no, the president really meant this.
It's like, no, you just gave us a statistical fact.
Really wrong.
Like, really, really wrong.
We don't even need to be the ones to look into this, because Community Notes will do it for us.
Up 25%.
So, thank you very much for that, Community Notes.
4chan user Pepe, if you're out there, thank you very much for that one.
Biden himself got fact-checked with this incredible post.
This is what happens when you invest in America!
Jobs created by President.
Average per month.
I can't believe Trump would do that to America.
I know, I can't believe that Trump literally fired hundreds of millions of people.
Oh wait, no, it's COVID-19.
COVID-19 shut down the economy, shut down the country, and then they reopened it, and then all of these new jobs come from that.
Thank you, community notes, you're doing the Lord's work.
And then, most importantly, it gets Clintons as well.
We've not got Hillary yet, I would love to see a...
Hillary Clinton fact-checked by the community notes, that would be incredible.
But no, this one was from Chelsea Clinton.
Rest in peace Jeffrey Epstein, he did not rest in peace.
Chelsea Clinton saying over 50% of the attempted book, you know the lines, all book bans, gay people, oppression, transgenocide, bloody bloody blah.
Community notes, if you could just do my job for me please, if we scroll down.
The book has explicit pictures in it.
It's porn!
It's porn in the schools!
They're putting porn in the schools to turn your kids gay!
I mean, I know that line there, right?
It's always been a meme of the right wingers screaming.
But it's true!
Yeah, but it just happens!
It's true, and now we have community notes to prove it.
I was watching Comptown, the podcast, You were watching what?
It's one of the biggest podcasts in the world.
Did you say content?
Yeah, that's the name.
Anyway, there's three guys.
One of them was joking about he's going to write a sketch in which Homer Simpson gets red-pilled and Marge just has to deal with him coming up with increasingly right-wing nonsense to mess with her.
And one of the examples he gives of the right-wing nonsense Homer comes up with, which is the, did you know that they're putting porn in the schools to turn Bart gay?
That's true, though!
You meme reality, but then reality just gets worse and overtakes you.
It's impossible to keep up.
Then, the last one I'll point out is this man, Mehdi Hassan, who just started whining.
He got fact-checked, and then he started whining, it's all just right-wing people, it's just evil right-wing people, because he put out, white people kill other white people, Almost the same rate.
People get the per capita meme.
Please, just somebody find the per capita meme.
They just don't want to acknowledge it.
Gets fact-checked.
And then this person again, Meddy, goes, if you had any doubt that Community Notes has become another weapon of the right, blahdy blahdy blah, all the Community Notes does is point to the actual Community Notes guide page on Google, which you can find very, very easily.
And then he just finished off his little whining session with this one.
In the next link, please, John, where he just goes, "...reminder that community notes and context on Twitter is largely right-wing." Why, yes.
Yes, they are.
And what does that say about the left?
Your entire worldview is a lie.
Everything you say is a lie.
You try to contort reality to your lies, but it doesn't, because it's reality.
So instead, right-wing autists that have come from top 4chan have to correct you every single time.
So please, if you do not want to continue being embarrassed by community notes, I have a community note of my own for you.
Just stop.
I do actually love the one under the cannons.
It was like, cannons can't hurt people.
It just puts cannons are lethal.
You don't need to link to anything.
There was a Wikipedia link to it.
It was literally just, you know, www.wikipedia.com.
Some people apparently never learn.
Well, there's a lot of them.
I thought we'd have some fun and look at some people who don't learn.
Ever.
Literally ever.
We'll start off with something where you could learn.
Do some book learning with Robert Conquest's Reflections on a Ravid Century.
I mean, the people in it never learn.
It's like, what if we try socialism this time?
Yay!
Wait, it didn't work?
What if we do it more this time?
I mean, they keep trying to kill everyone.
They almost got it.
In Cambodia.
We almost killed everyone this time.
We killed a third of them, but there were still two thirds left.
There are two places on earth which almost reach socialism, which is Cambodia and Croatia under the fascists.
I honestly think the end goal, or at least the natural end in which we can all be equal, is when we're all dead.
Moving on though, because new Harry Potter series just dropped in April.
I don't know if you saw this.
Oh, who started defecating all of themselves in this?
Who could it be?
Which possible group could have learnt nothing from Pokemon's legacy?
Which Pokemon is it?
Who's that Pokemon?
It's the... Oh, I'm just going to say Bleep instead.
So the official logo for the live-action Harry Potter series has been released.
A deco-long adaptation will feature an all-new cast.
As a Harry Potter fan, love the original series, I couldn't give a crap.
I am not expecting this to turn out well.
Ever since the last movie.
Are we ready for Blackie Potter?
Yeah, that's probably going to happen.
They're probably going to make half the cast American or something.
But it definitely, I don't know, the Cursed Child stuff, all of that.
I want to be rude to JK Rowling.
I don't know if it's her or... She wrote Cursed Child, didn't she?
I haven't given a crap about anything subsequent to the last proper movie.
You know they did like a series... Yeah, people can criticise me and everybody else for enjoying the original books and films all they want, but they were part of my childhood.
I'll never stop loving them.
No, they were awesome.
I can't help it.
Absolutely fantastic cinema.
I think they're great.
And I don't know why people crap on them.
And I do like the implicit stuck-up Britishness of the whole thing.
Yes.
Very, very good.
But the people in question didn't learn anything.
We can see that.
Read the next one here.
Just all the retweets are this.
J.K.
Rowling is an executive producer.
She will benefit directly.
J.K.
Rowling is a... You support... If you support trans people's right to exist, because as we know, if a movie is produced, all trans people disappear, like Thanos snaps.
You shouldn't touch this.
Period.
Hashtag Transrated Human Rights.
Just fade out of existence.
If J.K.
Rowling makes a gazillion dollars, that's what will happen.
It's actually built and hard-coded to the game of real life, which is that if her bank account reaches a certain number... That's the doomsday clock that we're all trying to prevent.
Guys, we need to stop buying her stuff.
If she reaches 52 billion... To be fair, I think she is a billionaire.
What's her net worth?
I don't know how many billions.
How close to the end are we?
Magic number.
420 billion or something, I don't know.
But this got a lot of like-a-roonies, and this audience learned absolutely nothing.
And I'm not going to waste your time with the rest of it because, uh... You know exactly where this is going.
It's a reboot of the Revelation series we did for Hogwarts Legacy, and you can't fix stupid.
But, I thought we'd enjoy a lot of other people, who's also stupid jackass.
Okay, so she's got a net worth of about 1 billion dollars.
So, we're about, how many did you put?
42?
We're still about 41 billion dollars from her ending the world.
Yeah, uh, damn.
Ah, oh well.
Well, we'll go to someone else instead.
I was just about to welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I just wanted to go through some other clips I saw recently of people who just, I just, don't learn, or have some kind of weird fetish I can't explain.
This lady here, for example, talking about Mr. Neely.
Incident.
I've seen this clip.
This is my favorite clip.
Her position on the subject is that she'd love to be stomped to death on the subway.
Isn't that what life's worth living for?
Just to prove that she is a friend of the working man.
Yeah, let's play this.
I was hit at one point sitting on the subway by a man who was having a mental health episode.
He sat next to me and he was elbowing and kind of flailing around and hit me in the face and in my body and it was jarring, right?
The idea that I would want him to be hurt in any way, I just didn't want to be near him in that moment because I understood something was going on here.
Every one of us who's taken public transit has had this kind of situation, something similar happens, seeing someone struggling.
That doesn't mean that our fear, in that instance, and I was a little scared because I was hit.
It's a problem.
It's people that need help.
But my fear is not the primary object of what we should be focusing on right now.
It's the fact that this person is in pain.
No, no.
And so the politics of dehumanization privileges The bourgeois kind of concern of people's immediate discomfort in this narrow, narrow instance, as opposed to larger humanity and life.
It's really frickin' twisted.
I love how you can see her eyes searching as she's thinking to herself, oh god.
How do I make up some crap here?
I'm talking some absolute rubbish here, aren't I?
I mean, you sort of have to think.
Are you serious?
I love how she identifies.
Okay, your fear is not the main thing here.
No, it's the violent lunatic and the violence he might cause.
You know, physical wounds or death.
You say that, but I don't want to be racist, do I?
No, the real problem is the bourgeois instinct to not want to be killed.
Whereas, uh, I just have final words.
At least I'm not bourgeois as she gets stomped to death on the subway.
So if I go into, say, like, a council estate, a housing estate in England, where obviously non-bourgeois people are, their entire survival instinct won't exist.
Is this really the new slur from the left?
Like, we've had Yucca McAmoor, it's now the bourgeois, the non-bourgeois people.
The bourgeois has always been a slur for the left.
It's amazing.
Free tickets to Northern Pakistan if you take me up on the offer, lady.
Actually, yeah, that's a good point.
This is probably one of those women who would backpack across, well, judging by her words, probably not her actions, there's revealed versus stated preferences to take into account, but judging by her words, she'd have no problem solo backpacking across the Middle East then.
I'm sure she'd be fine.
To prove how safe it is.
Well, at least I'm not bourgeois.
Yeah.
Anyway, mad person.
She says in Isis Cave.
Genuinely normal mad person as well, but then I suppose when you sit in an office in the United States, being a leftist, you have that privilege of being able to believe in mad things.
Instinctively, I hate all three of these people.
What, just on physiognomy?
Yes.
Okay.
Not just on physiognomy, but on pure style choices alone.
What is that man's hair on the right?
I mean, what is he doing?
Sorry.
But her point here, as you can see, they're arguing about, well, if a man rapes a woman, But then, once to be in a woman's prison, do we have a right to stop him?
Yes.
Indeed we do.
Unless he says, I am also a woman.
No.
Then we don't have a right to stop him.
No, we still have a right to stop him.
No.
His right to rape trumps any woman's right not to be raped.
Can we get a community note on this please?
And it is just actual madness, but as I said, and we went over, it's not my fault that the left side depict mad things as their central ideology.
It was a pretty deliberate action of themselves and a pretty silly one.
They just keep doing it.
Yeah.
Speaking of mad people.
We keep telling them.
We keep leaving community notes and they keep doing it.
Local Madman, and I mean that in the sense of Snake, went on Tim Paul's podcast.
I thought we'd also enjoy someone else's.
I had some popular posts on Twitter over the weekend questioning Lance's IQ.
I've completely blocked Lance, not on a Twitter sense, but a mental sense.
Because he's so obviously a snake, like, he's not considerate for what is true and trying to find it out.
This was my point that I was making, is that I think, I honestly think, I understand it's very cathartic to get somebody like Lance and bring him out into the sunlight so everybody can see how he withers in the light of truth.
But I think it is just really a time-wasting exercise to even engage with somebody like this.
I disagree, but you'll see, people can make up their own minds in the clip, I guess, as to how much gold do you think this is?
Let's play.
However, when they are inside of the mother, literally anything you do to them is acceptable because they're inside of the mother.
Oh no, I don't think anything is acceptable, but I think the mother should still have the choice, ultimate authority over what happens to her body.
But there's a child inside of her body and not her.
What about meth?
Like, should she be allowed to do meth?
Yeah.
I think if someone is doing meth while they're pregnant, that it is completely acceptable for something like I don't know what the name of the service is in the United States.
Child services?
It's her body though.
Yeah, it's her body.
If she wants to do meth, what's the big deal?
The big deal is that she's intentionally trying to kill a child.
Hold on there a minute.
I see where we're going.
No, Cookman strikes again!
Neil Cookman had it once more.
That's remarkable.
My favourite part of that is just Tim Pool's face as he says, hold on there a minute.
Yeah.
Ah, Memology.
So good.
There, go and check him out.
I think his old channel got nuked or something.
Or Memology 102 now.
Because 101 got taken.
Something.
I don't know.
Forgot about that.
But it's just, I mean, it's so obviously just a snake.
I've seen the debates he's had with previous people, where it's just a complete waste of time, and I don't know what the point in living that life is.
Did you see my tweet summing up one of the other arguments they had on it when they were on the topic of abortion?
No.
Basically, they got onto the top of the abortion.
They bring... Tim Pool, I forget who brings it up, but one of them brings up the idea of, well, what about really late-term abortions?
The fact that they're legal.
Lance throws out, well, that's so rare that it doesn't even happen.
Tim Pool points out, well, it's this small percentage, yes, but if you actually look at the figures, that means it's happening 13,000 children are being aborted when they are more than viable, when they're, you know, definitely going to survive outside of the womb if they're removed.
And also, if the woman doesn't want to go through with the whole pregnancy and you just want to remove the baby, there is this amazing thing that you can do where you can just give her surgery to remove the baby and put it up for adoption somewhere else if she doesn't want to have to go through the pregnancy.
And he says, well, that's forced birth.
That's wrong.
And he goes, OK, but if you abort the child, you're basically doing the exact same procedure, but you're just killing it in the same time.
He's like, yeah, that's abortion.
But what if it didn't have to die, though?
That's forced birth.
But you can see here, I mean this person, excuse my language, is just an ideological cocksucker.
Like, he's just sitting there, sucking cock.
That's all he's doing, just being like, oh, please give me more nonsense to believe.
Like, not thinking about the subject, not debating it in your head and figuring out what is right.
It's just, how do I prove my side right, no matter how wrong it is?
You are right, because on the ideological cock-sucking, there was, because it was, it got quite a lot of attention from people who decided to come up and go, how can you say this?
Tim Pool was just being so inconsistent the whole way through.
Lance was very consistent with his positions.
If by consistent with his position, you mean repeating retarded leftist cocksucking slogans over and over again without any semblance of rational thought, then I suppose he was consistent.
Congratulations!
I mean, I don't know who those people are, those fans that were saying, man, he sucks a cock real good.
I was like, yeah, but you don't need to do that!
He didn't use teeth at all.
Swirled it around just how I like it.
But just doing that for any ideology, I mean he's doing it for less isn't there, but for any ideology, just being a completely unlikable bigot.
Like, you're cringe, stop.
Like, actually live your life as a human being instead of, I don't know, a receptacle for cum.
Let's not honour him with as good a term as bigot, come on.
Let's not sully the term bigot.
I mean it in the actual sense, not the, oh no he disagrees with me, but instead the person who doesn't actually have any information just has, this is my opinion, well I don't know.
I'm just going with it.
So, there you have it.
Speaking of which, let's move on to this retard, who is an oldie but a goldie, Anna Soubry.
For the old boys, the older comrades of 2019, that forgotten time.
You don't remember?
It was certainly forgotten to me, no.
No, that was actually four years ago, Jesus Christ.
I know, it's strange how time moves linearly.
I don't know what the hell I've been doing this for.
Anyway, but it's just engaging in this crap.
Dude, I thought Anasubi's event was closer than that, whatever.
Anasubi came out and started screeching about the Met Police were arresting people because they had a, you know, they turned up to the coronation.
Oh no.
With, uh, trying to disrupt it.
The law was enforced against us for once.
Of all the people you could have this debate with, Anna is not the one to have the debate with.
If you don't remember, let me jog your memory about who Anna Soubry is.
She was a politician in the prime of her career.
I was going to say, not life.
Don Lennon would have some words about that.
No, but I mean, even her career wasn't very prime.
Oh, alright.
I'm an MP, and now I'm in the wrong, so I'm going to join the Cuck Party.
Real name, not a joke.
Wait, really?
You don't remember that?
No, I don't remember the cook party.
Change UK.
So it was C-UK?
So it was the cuck party?
And their entire manifesto was that Britain shouldn't be run by London, but instead by Brussels?
So, you should be, this is your wife, the country.
You need to have even more foreign power.
Let these EU people have sex with your wife while you have no power over your wife.
Don't you love your wife's boyfriend?
Doesn't sound like a great deal to me, but to a cuck, to a member of the cuck party.
Vote cuck this election.
Yeah, they got zero seats.
What a big surprise.
So anyway, she decided while she was running for the Cuck Party, that not only should you vote Cuck, but if anyone decided to call her a Nazi, they should be arrested and given a prison sentence.
Which a guy was, if you may remember.
This is Goddard over here, who called her a Nazi.
And she insisted the police arrest her.
They did, and then arrested him, sent him to court, and gave him an eight-week jail sentence.
Thankfully it was suspended.
All that means is if he gets caught committing another crime, they will put him in jail for 8 extra weeks.
Another crime like, you know, tweeting out a spicy meme on the internet.
For calling Adesubi a Nazi.
No other human being has such protections.
But Anna insisted, don't you know I'm a member of the Cuck Party?
A very serious organisation.
I'm still thinking back at this, I can't actually believe that Goddard was given an eight-week jail sentence, but he was, for saying Nazi at her.
It's just amazing, but she's never gonna learn.
Moving on to the average UK party man, who decided to, in these local elections, learn nothing.
Because why learn something?
That would hurt my head.
So you can see here I'm on Sky News, being asked the question, Why do you suck?
Why does nobody like you?
And his answer is, Putin.
I didn't realise he was a party member.
What?
Or the leader of the party.
But Putin did this.
How does Putin have anything to do with your terrible... The Tories were very unpopular before Putin.
But then Putin came along and really made them unpopular.
But then Putin came along and those speeches he gave in the Houses of Parliament, they went down like a...
I mean, I think it was a mistake to invite him to party conference to give a speech about why Ukrainians aren't real.
But, you know, it's just average UK Conservative Party doctrine to have a speech about why it's just Novorossiya, I'm sure.
Anyway, it's embarrassing.
I thought we'd just check out the real reasons as to why maybe it wasn't Putin who did the votes this election.
So we'll check out the most leave place in the entire UK.
Well, what did they do?
What did they vote?
What do you think?
Worst right-wing area in the country?
If you're gonna scroll, scroll down.
I know exactly where this is going, because I know where those places were.
They went independent.
Oh, really?
I was expecting Labour.
Oh, fair play.
Well, there was no one else on the ballot.
You could vote Conservative, Independent, Labour, or Lib Dem, and they all just went Independent.
Independent, I don't know who this person is.
He might be a local hero.
Fingers crossed we get a local hero.
Do you want to vote Conservative?
No.
I hate literally the other parties because they're all the same so much.
I will vote for a cat.
To be my leader, instead.
Because he can't be worse.
Anyway.
So I thought I'd ask the question, where did the Conservatives win in that previous election?
Because this is a minor story.
They got left in the fuzz of, haha, Conservatives lose for being crap.
Which, rightly so.
But, let's check out where they won.
They won in Leicester.
The one place that bucks the trend, whatever the Conservatives were preaching, really resonates with your average Leicester resident.
Leicester looked around and went, we want some of that.
You know what I miss?
I miss the... Why would they do that?
Well... Why would you do this, Leicester?
Momentum, the Labour Party, they have a theory about why they lost all these seats.
And they're thinking it's maybe because we hate black people so much at the Labour Party.
I mean, some people have pointed out that if you want a white leader, if you want an English leader, Labour is your choice.
Old chance, coming back.
Well, this is what Momentum decided to believe.
They didn't specifically say black people here, they said BAME because of course they've not gone on to Yucca McMurr yet.
But the position is that the Labour Party were purging Yucca McMurrs and the Leicester residents stand with their Yucca McMurr community against such things.
Look, Leicester comes out as anti-racist votes Conservative.
I happen to think Momentum are crayon munchers, as much as a lot of other people here.
I think the real reason might have been the local politics, which strangely enough for Leicester cricket fans... Local politics don't have anything to do with local politics, Callum.
Well, the local politics in Leicester amongst the cricket fans was Hindu nationalism.
Yeah, I'm shocked.
Who could have seen this coming?
Who could have seen the rise of Hindu nationalism in the Conservative Party to such an unbelievable level of influence that this is the party propaganda now?
For people listening... Look at all of these friendly English faces.
We're looking at an attack ad!
So this is an attack ad by the Conservatives against Labour in Leicester.
What do they decide to attack them on?
Labour Party removes all Hindu councillors.
The Labour Party has removed all Hindu councillors from standing in Leicester local.
And replaced them with Sikhs!
My god.
You will not replace us with Sikhs, screams Leicester Conservatives.
English people standing at the side, confused, crying.
Just like, did we used to live here, ever?
No.
No, instead, Indian Hinduism.
What the Indian media is saying.
Talking about Leicester.
I almost thought you were making that up.
No, that is there.
Don't forget that Labour is an anti-Indian... Anti-Indian forces targeting Hindu councillors in the UK?
I want to smash things.
I'm just asking questions.
I want to smash things.
Says the Indian media.
May I smash things?
There's some cartoons of Jeremy Corbyn, of all people, talking about how he hates the Indians.
Specifically because he does not support Modi, which is basically you don't support Hindu nationalism, therefore you're anti-Indian.
You can see a little graph on the left there.
Stop throwing your dinner out the pram.
This is such a joke.
I'm sorry.
Conservative local propaganda is vote us to get more Hindus.
You haven't even mentioned the graph.
The graph's the best thing.
Key Leicester facts.
Quick facts about Leicester.
Leicester's religious breakdown.
Number 1, Muslims at 86,000.
Number 2, Hindus at 65,000 and Sikhs at 16,000.
Any others?
Don't worry.
Any Christians?
No.
Zero.
Current Labour councillor breakdown by religion, Muslims 4, Sikhs 5, Hindus nil, Leicester 3.
Leeds 5.
Join us later for more football!
All the football that's fit to say football!
God damn it!
Alright, this is real.
And this person posting this is not posting this like, Jesus Christ, get a sense of our country.
Instead, this person here, Dishy Diva, is posting, this is absolutely disgusting, UK Labour, Leicester having the largest Hindu population, and you play this stunt removing all Hindu councillors, blah blah blah, they're Hindu-phobic.
Um, okay, okay, look, Hindu bros, I love you- I love you at all Kingdom Come because you're the funniest people in the world.
Labour be the racist party.
That's what this is.
Because they're Hinduphobic.
Now, we've gone over this previously.
I love this.
I won't hide.
This is hilarious.
But on the sly...
You may have noticed that none of these people are English and the English nationalism is not present anywhere in this island for some reason.
And I'm salty about that.
I have nothing personally against Hindus or Sikhs or any of the people involved in this but when I see this bile does rise down the back of my throat.
How has this island's politics become will you vote for Hindu nationalism or socialists?
I don't like the options.
I want a third choice.
What's happening here is obviously this is Hindus versus Sikhs, but soon enough it will be Hindus versus Muslims, I would imagine.
So Leicester we can see is a petri dish for the inevitable English-Scottish war that will go on.
English families will be fighting each other over whether they side with the Muslims or the Hindus.
No, no, no.
They'll be fighting with the Scottish.
Against the Scottish.
No, no.
I really think that's what English politics is going to be becoming.
Because we all know that Islam... Sorry, Labour is the party of Islam.
We've gone over that previously.
In which case, the default lines of the two major parties is now, do you support India or Pakistan?
Once again, just like Scotland and England.
I don't think they're debating whether they support Scotland or England in the Raj.
I think we're debating which side of the Raj we support in England.
Do we support Rishi or Hunza?
Yeah, well let us off just by mentioning, of course, well, you may remember this is the local cricket fan land.
No more to be said.
And the last thing here being someone making a prediction, which is, do you think in the next general election there'll be attempts to paint Labour as the anti-Hindu party?
Yeah, I think he's right.
I think he's absolutely right.
I think that's what will become the dividing line between blue-red politics of the UK.
We need a new colour.
I am dying.
I am thirsty.
I am very thirsty for something that is not this.
Jesus Christ.
But we'll end this off with someone else who didn't learn their lesson, which is you can't beat Trump at being humorous and charming.
And some losers.
Now, I don't speak German.
I know you don't speak any German or anything foreign.
I'm getting the vibe.
I'm getting the gist of what this might mean.
Could you translate one or two words perhaps for us?
I'll read out the title first for those listening, which is we have here from Politik.
This is built in Germany, a German newspaper.
Ist Donald Trump ein Sexmonster?
As a descendant of the Germanic peoples.
You have more of an insight than me here.
Yes, there is something within my, resonating within my DNA here that allows me some insight and I believe it's asking if Donald Trump shags.
Um, almost.
Might be a bit more nuanced than that, I may be, they're just shagging, but let's check it out, because, uh, well, there was a defense, sorry, prosecution, who were trying to question Trump about him being a sex monster, and um, he decided to just start negging the lawyers.
I've seen this!
Yeah, go on, go on, play it.
Let's play.
When you said in that video that Ms.
Leeds would not be your first choice, you were referring to her physical looks, correct?
Just the overall.
I look at her, I see her, I hear what she says, whatever.
You wouldn't be a choice of mine either, to be honest with you.
I hope you're not insulted.
I would not, under any circumstances, have any interest in you.
I'm honest when I say it.
She, I would not have any interest in.
Simple as.
Yeah, don't worry.
He seems so apologetic, but... Dangerously close to I wouldn't even as well, which is... But we'll end this off with the last thing here, which is just the funniest part of that interview I saw, which is he's just like, yes, I am the pussy grabber.
Let's play.
And you say, and again, this has become very famous in this video, I just start kissing them.
It's like a magnet.
Just kiss.
I don't even wait.
And when you're a star, they let you do it.
You can do anything.
Grab them by the pussy.
You can do anything.
That's what you said, correct?
Well, historically, that's true with stars.
It's true with stars that they can grab women by the pussy?
Well, that's what... If you look over the last million years, I guess that's been largely true.
Not always, but largely true.
Unfortunately or fortunately.
Can you consider yourself to be a star?
I think you can say that, yeah.
I guess you could.
Anyway, some people are never going to learn, and well, their loss is our gain.
Let's enjoy it.
Go to video comments.
I've always been a bit skeptical of the idea that migrants pay more into the system than they take out, because I imagine it's not taking into account any of the NGO benefits they get.
Because, you know, the NGOs are basically all paid for by, you know, Western corporations and governments.
And I imagine that the migrants probably are getting three or five times the amount of benefits than is actually recorded.
That's not even considering the costs of the crime and drugs that tend to follow these migrations, which would be communally attributed if they were done by white people.
Yeah, I try not to even think about it because it's just a money pit.
I think, is it in Strange Death of Europe that one of the first things that he does is Douglas Murray just completely debunks that by pointing out that all of the research that's gone into saying they put more into the system specifically only looks at like the top 1% of immigrants.
It's like, you know these guys from Luxembourg who have come to do banking in the City of London?
They put in more than they take out in taxes.
That's true.
It's true, can't deny it.
It's almost like most of the people in the world aren't Luxembourgian bankers.
I don't know what you could mean by that.
Someone commented just a million year pussy grabbing right and it tickled me.
That's why I was laughing.
Because that's funny.
That's great, that's wonderful, thank you.
Hey Callum.
So, crisp sandwiches are not that unique of a concept to Americans.
I was putting Lay's potato chips on my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches over a quarter of a century ago.
We knew about it.
Glad to know, but what's with the peanut butter and jelly thing?
It's not jelly, is it?
It's jam.
It's jam.
Yeah.
Yeah, I know, but... You know what I found out?
Americans don't know what jelly is.
What, as in just... You know, jelly.
Actual jelly.
They call it jello, don't they?
Yeah.
I had to explain to... Topsy-turvy upside-down world over there.
This is what freedom got you, America.
Well, Americans don't call it the funny money bus.
Instead, they call it the school bus.
This is what freedom got you, America.
You'd be so much better under the heel of my boot.
My face when the Americans call it law enforcement and not funny clown men.
Big hat man.
Dangerously close to grunt posting there.
Go to the next one.
Cursing Guardians of the Galaxy 3.
This movie seems to have an unintentional anti-trans message of don't artificially mess with bodies to obtain an unobtainable ideal.
And the only people who are evil enough to do that are people who don't believe there's a God so they have to step in and be God.
I would love Connor and Harry's opinion of this.
This is him!
Wow, I did not see that coming.
Excuse me.
Don't make me watch Guardians of the Galaxy.
I don't want to watch anything Marvel related.
Connor came back and has been telling me all... Sophie, you're watching this right now and thank you for doing so.
Connor already came into the office, told me you watched Guardians of the Galaxy 3 over the weekend and was surprised at how good it was.
I don't want to give Marvel my money.
I hate them.
I don't care if it's a good film.
I don't want to care about this anymore.
Stop making me.
Have you watched any of them?
Guardians?
I've watched the first two.
What do you think of it?
I thought the first one was a fun sci-fi action romp.
Thought the second one, when I saw it in the cinema, was very disappointed with it.
When I saw it again afterwards, my opinion became much more positive on it.
Why?
I'm not intrigued by it at all.
Fair play.
Have you watched them, or have you just avoided them?
I watched the first.
It didn't talk to me in the slightest.
The second one has a much more emotional narrative at the center of it, surrounding Quinn, the main character, and his father, who he had never met before, so there's a bit of a father-son relationship going on.
There's a bit more of an emotional core that I prefer to the first one, but if you didn't enjoy the first one, the second one is probably goofier and spends more time focusing on smaller jokes as well as having that emotional core, so it may or may not work for you.
I did, for those who watched a very good funny film over the weekend that was really, really English, called Sightseers, which I had not watched before.
Have you ever watched it?
No.
Brummy couple goes on caravan holiday, ends up murdering people.
At first, maybe by accident, maybe one of them might be a serial killer, but turns into what I would like to describe as a cautionary tale of why you should never trust caravanning Guardian readers.
It's actually pretty funny.
Sounds like good advice.
Yeah, it's good, it's well done and yeah, I'd recommend it.
I also then immediately after that watched In the Mouth of Madness by John Carpenter, which is a great film.
That's a good one.
In the light of the coronation, it's been fascinating listening to the people that I know around here having a dig at the monarchy in the UK.
Top tips.
1.
If you're not under the monarchy, then you have precious little that is worth saying.
The American creation myth is fascinating, but don't kid yourselves why you're independent.
2.
If you object, then at least make it clear you have grounds on a legal or factual basis.
Arguments about how much it costs show you for the materialist you are.
Really, I wouldn't mind the objections if they weren't so bloody clumsy.
Yeah.
I mean, none of them even slightly interest you, I find.
I think, I like hearing Alex go both barrels on them.
Just stay out of it.
Keep your noses out of it, America.
A little bit chanting in the background.
But it's not even that.
It's more...
He's right.
The people who don't even live under it, your opinion's immediately disregarded, so don't bother.
It's just weird.
I'd also say- In the same way that, like, you go to the Muslim world and be like, well, isn't Islam wacky?
They're like, of course they're just gonna look at you and get the f*** out.
Someone might correct me on this, but I am also pretty sure that even the foundational myth of America...
is obviously quite a lot of it is bs because they were fighting really against parliament they didn't really they wanted the rights of englishmen they didn't really want to be away from the king initially initially certainly but they uh they were mainly just fighting against parliament and i do actually detest i have I don't like talking bad about America, but it's just, when you have someone from the United States, like a historian, and they will sit there, because they're meant to be a professional, right?
And even the most professional American historian, when they retell the American Revolutionary War, butchers it.
Because they'll sit there and be like, we were fighting the superpower, the greatest power the world had ever known, with the largest navy, and it's just like...
Bro, it's 1700s.
This is not where Britain ruled the world.
And then they also mention like the British never recovered ever again from it.
It's like, what are you talking about?
We're not even our height at that point.
We still were yet to own most of the world.
It's like we haven't peaked, and they will say they'll never recover from this.
It's like, what do you mean?
We took over most of the planet, and then we never recovered from the Second World War.
But no, 1776 is when everything went for Britain.
There was no empire after that.
And it's just, they do it every time.
And I just sit there thinking, stop.
You're a professional historian.
You know this isn't true.
Why are you saying that?
It's narrative.
So, on the comments, Reece Sims says, As much as I would have preferred to see Princess Anne become queen instead of Charles becoming king, I must say that the coronation was an enchanting day.
Having a day where England is allowed to be English is so rare these days.
Also, seeing Just Stop Oil protesters are actually getting arrested, was icing on the cake.
Just a shame that it didn't last long, though.
Yeah, the following week is going to be them being twats again, and the law just not being implemented because of the right kind of twats.
Once again, I will take a positive from it, though, which is that it demonstrates definitively that we can administer the law against them if only the people in charge of the law decide to.
It's literally just political will that stops us from being great.
Geordie says, even if you were a supporter of the monarchy, how can you agree with this kind of anti-democratic crackdown?
Because I'm literally a monarchist, Ash!
Good meme there, though.
Omar says, there was so much gold in the procession, I'm surprised Gordon Brown didn't burst out of the crowd and try to sell it all for a fraction of the market value.
Nice old political joke.
Christian Watkins says, the BBC?
But look at all dem whites!
Look at all those chickens!
Actually, uh, I got- Don't wanna be racist?
Just get shot, bro.
I think you actually gotta put clown makeup on.
Like the Peter Griffin skit from Harry and the Family Guy.
Oh yeah.
saying it was blackface.
Apparently camouflage is illegal.
Actually, I got...
Don't want to be racist?
Just get shot, bro.
I think you've actually got to put clown makeup on.
Like the Peter Griffin skat from Family Guy.
Oh, yeah.
Joe DeBark says, nice of you to join us.
I love how people who benefit from living in the UK get away with resenting people for the crime of not having enough melanin.
They act like skin colour is a choice.
Well, it is.
You can always put on the makeup.
Richard says, Dr. Schoeller has a pathological class of white envy.
Haha.
Yeah, she does.
General Mark also says, Communists surprised to find out that rules still exist.
Well, surprised they apply to them.
And an American isolationist says, Oh, the glorious context that the left always used to use as a shield is now being used as a guillotine against their public stupidity.
Now, if only we could translate to reality somehow in Minecraft, of course.
Screw tape lasers says the left will eventually figure out how to game community notes just like they did with Wikipedia.
The anti-work crowd had to do something with all of their time.
Normally, under normal circumstances, I would agree with you.
But, unlike Wikipedia, Twitter is run by somebody who isn't explicitly a leftist.
Obviously Wikipedia had that one person who wasn't, but it had the other person who was.
So with Elon looking after it, and I'm not somebody who's supportive of literally everything that Elon does or anything, he definitely is.
He definitely has his flaws, but yes, he is allowing people to kind of have their run with the Twitter community notes and have it apply as a fair system for people.
And it turns out when you have a fair system, the marketplace of ideas, so to speak, unhampered, it turns out right-wing ideas are the right ones almost every time.
No, every time.
Who would have seen that one coming?
Big shock.
So I don't think they will.
And if they do, I think the power of 4chan autism will eventually swing back around and get them and bite them in the arse.
Because once again, you say the anti-work crowd has something to do with their time.
The right-wing autists have to do something with their time as well.
And this is what they've found.
Bleached Demon says, amazing how on a day was filled with traditions of a nation, the left still re-whereas a yank, I refrained from Mike waving tea for a day. Thank you.
Thank you.
Do you hear that, Callum?
Does that please us?
It pleases me.
Sorry, I was looking at a chocolate menu.
What were you looking at a chocolate menu for?
Someone sent me a menu for some place that's called Death by Chocolate.
Let me see.
Not really.
It's just a menu.
It has images and it just looks like generic chocolate.
Sure is nice.
Derek Power, Harry and Callum, just do a comedy act post-community notes.
You are more entertaining than Steven Crowder.
Yeah, I said it.
Yeah, I know.
Cheers.
Thanks for that.
Although I might scream at Callum.
I don't love you, Callum.
We had this conversation in the office, of course, and he said he's going to release all the stuff, and my position is he looks like an ass, obviously.
I think everybody looks terrible.
You've got to get more context there.
But, I mean, I do think every time I look at it, I just think, you're a heavily pregnant wife, really?
Yeah, that's the thing.
Everybody looks terrible with the situation, but in that particular clip, yeah, he looks...
Bloody awful.
I would have just to say, because I've had this conversation with multiple women now, where I'm just like, so when do you become useless when you're pregnant?
Because I mean at some point you just, yeah, I assume pregnant women are just like, you're not going to go to the grocery store for me.
Their body is kind of, it's kind of fixed on doing one particular thing at that point, so I wouldn't expect them to have to, or be able to do anything else.
They are literally carrying a person.
Also with like all the hormones, I just imagine pregnant women are essentially Not to be too mean, but someone you need to take care of.
Oh yeah, they're a dependent, certainly.
Anyway, I guess we'll see what comes out of all his footage releasing.
Yes.
I was talking to a friend actually, he said he's a bit of a wargamer in that sense, and he said this isn't the right move and he should sit down and think.
Probably the right move, even if he looks like an asshole in the footage and he's pissed off and he's own up to it.
Let's say he released something else and he's actually completely in the right, she was being unreasonable, I don't know, the pills aren't toxic, That clip is still going to be floating around out there.
No, no, no.
It was more the professional and Chad move to do is to turn around and go, look, it's out of context.
Everyone has fights in the relationships, but I'm not going to make my relationships in public spectacle.
Yes.
Goodbye.
And that's the problem in the first place, really, isn't it?
Making it a public spectacle, airing the dirty laundry.
It seems like a bad move.
In my opinion, I've probably said this before, but everyone online, no matter what kind of YouTuber, the right move is to make your private life completely unavailable.
Because what's that got to do with the public?
I mean, unless you're... I mean, for instance, if people knew what you go up to in your spare time... Yeah, I mean, unless you're a royal sunbathing with your tits out in France, there's not really, you know, paparazzi jumping over the fence to take a picture of it.
No, speak for yourself.
Because you don't want to have that happening.
No, I do remember that happening, yeah.
They published it in France and then it was banned from being published in the UK.
You couldn't find it?
I was like, huh, alright.
Anyway, let's move on.
So, Kevin Fox, on the Neely issue, they have now published the rest of the video and it shows the three men putting him into the recovery position.
At the 51 second point, no one is touching him and he shrugs his shoulders.
It shows he was alive after the Marine had stood up and stepped away.
Once again, I don't know if there's been any kind of toxicology report done of an autopsy yet, so it might have something to do with that.
I know that the autopsy that was done specified that he had died through homicide due to compression of the neck, so we can assume that that's what it was.
But yeah, even before releasing the video, there were already photographs of them having put him into the recovery position to make sure that he was okay after he had stopped struggling.
You alright?
Are you laughing at the death of an innocent Michael Jackson impersonator who didn't do nothing?
I was laughing at the idea that if I was a mortician I'd just start writing on the cause of death idiocy.
I'd just F around, found out.
How long would it be until you have a superior who reads that and goes, hang on, what?
That would just be every death in New York, surely.
Or at least most of them.
Most New York subway does.
All right, okay, all right.
So during COVID, I met a guy, so during COVID, whenever it was locked down, I was hanging out on Discord, and one of the guys on the Discord call was, I won't mention names so you don't get doxxed, he was a guy who works in morgues.
I'll just say his name, it rhymes with Vladimir Putin.
No, no, he works in the morgue in New York City and it was when the COVID virus was ravaging the Orthodox community at that time.
So he was, because they couldn't let him out because they were scared about transmission, he was locked in the morgue underground for like a couple of months.
Great pay, fantastic pay, so that's why he did it.
But you're just living with a bunch of dead Jews.
Cutting them up and then burning them, because it was people who'd opted for cremation.
He was speaking to me at this call, he was like, yeah, so my job right now is, um, this.
I just thought... Some say that in the dark of night, you could still hear the faint sound of palms rubbing together.
He was just describing it, he was like, I don't know if I'm a monster, but I'm getting well paid, so... He's not doing anything wrong, but...
Did I make the joke?
We were just joking about the idea he's going to have some kids or, you know, he's raising his kids.
But Daddy, what did you do during COVID?
I don't want to talk about it.
I was going to... I'll make the joke.
You know, it may be a horrible thing to do, but he is getting paid, so it's what they would want.
For God's sakes.
I'm sorry I had to.
Tune in next time for more anti-Semitic jokes.
That's all it is, come on.
Remember when dissenter was a thing and anyone could comment on any page of the internet?
Imagine some kind of community notes plugin or app that allowed community fact-checking on anything, even live events in real life.
That would turn into somewhat of a cluster F, so I'm happy with just how it's working out on Twitter at the moment.
Kevin Fox, did you see Corinne?
Oh, this must be her full name.
Corinne Jean-Pierre.
Attempt to cover her tracks when Doocy questioned her on the 90% thing.
Apparently she was talking about 90% reduction in the number of people leaving their home country to go to the U.S.
Nothing to do with it being winter, of course.
Of course they're always just going to find some manipulation of the figures to come out there.
Thankfully, now we can just community note it.
So, done.
The letter M is for its mam says, surely the Commonwealth countries state medias, ABC, BBC and CBC or whatever the Canadian Public Broadcasting Corporation is, all have wonderful and insightful things to say about the coronation.
Doubt.
Doubt.
Henry Ashman.
If the community notes take over and replace Harry, he should consider a job in HMRC.
You have money is mine now, is basically their motto these days.
I've also been told snake oil salesman, used car salesman, many different sleazy jobs that I'd probably be excellent at.
Let's go on to some more of your comments.
Andrew Narok says, did that twit really use the word bourgeois in an actual conversation?
Good lord.
Way too many.
Cloistoid in the ivory tower of academia.
Cloisted.
Can't read that.
I'm not a bourgeois unlike you.
You said it like a Brummie.
Cloistored.
Cloisted.
Cloisted.
I'd imagine that frantic hand movements are probably coached to them by these management companies.
How to best engage your viewers!
on the bad habits TikTok is giving the youth, including things like frantic hand movement, lack of personality in lieu of just imitating the media that already exists.
I'd imagine that frantic hand movements are probably coached to them by these management companies.
How to best engage your viewers.
Those kinds of courses that they'll do.
What?
What?
Islamic TikTok.
Just waving his subs around.
Should have been stealing.
Omar Awad says everything leftists advocate for is entirely performative if you champion the abnormal and mentally ill at the expense of normal people.
You do not have empathy if victimhood status is contingent on its ability to improve your public perception.
You're a sociopath.
Very true.
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Arizona Deseret says, woot woot, you just got schooled by Tim Paul, he's our pro choicer.
Derek Power says, bloody hell, Marxist-infused language is insufferable.
And Henry Ashman says, one thing JK Rowling absolutely nailed in the films was the no-Americans rule.
Yeah, we've been over this before.
She just said no.
That's gotta be British, which was good news.
And the Wigan Survivalist I mean, good luck surviving there, my friend.
Harry, I remember playing Worms 4 Mayhem on the PS2.
A call to a better time, when games were about fun and banana bombs.
And holy hand grenades.
Before the grandma.
Before the grandma was best.
Oh yeah, that was... It's been so long since I've played any of those, but there were loads of wacky weapons that you could use.
My main... Do you play Worms at all recently?
Have you played it at all recently?
I feel this is a bit like asking, do you play Tetris?
Well, it's a fun game.
It is.
It's a fun game to get together with.
I enjoy Tetris too, but... Friends, why would I... I'm just asking, what's your tactic?
I... Bomb the enemy.
I... No, but there's a specific... My tactic is always aim for Concrete Donkey as soon as possible.
Or Armageddon.
To be honest, Kamikaze was always my thing.
In fact, I tend to play on custom game modes if I do play it with friends, where I just... You can have as much all-out mayhem as possible as early as possible, so... It just descends into chaos very quickly.
It'll be a good map.
Have you seen OniPlay's map?
In 2020?
It's just a load of... Is that the one covered in landmines?
No...
No, I'll find it and show you afterwards.
I was thinking you have blue team and red team.
Blue team gets one worm, and he starts inside, covered in land, but the land is shaped like an aircraft carrier.
And then the red team gets ten worms, but they've all got kamikaze.
And then the blue team's got, I don't know, a gun.
See who wins.
Anyway, we're out of time.
If you'd like more of that, go and play Worms 2 on the PS2.
It's a great game.
It is!
And if you don't, play Tetris.
See you again some other time.
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