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Hello and welcome to the podcast The Logitechers for the 20th of March I'm joined by Carl.
Hello.
And today we're going to be talking about, this is just like Nazi Germany.
Again, I think every day it's Nazi Germany.
When leftism doesn't pay and the Dutch farmers strike back.
I am rather tired of living in Nazi Germany to be honest.
I didn't realise I was.
I thought it was worse, reading about it.
What's worse than Nazi Germany?
Apparently, at least according to them, but apparently living it is If this is what it was.
It's amazing how liberal people are on Twitter, considering we live in Nazi Germany.
Yeah.
But anyway, I suppose we shall begin talking about Nazi Germany.
Yeah, well, we all live in Nazi Germany, apparently, which, again, it's just remarkable.
I thought the war ended like 80 years ago.
I'm wondering how many decades this can possibly go on for.
Because at this point, it's not even just boomers.
Now the millennials are like, well, everything's Nazis.
So are the grandchildren of the millennials going to be like, well, I mean, it's just like Nazi Germany, isn't it?
In 500 years time, will we still be going on about Nazi Germany?
I think yes.
The reason being that... I think yes.
No, no, I'm not even joking.
I know, I know.
So when you talk to these people, the reason they'll have the historical narrative, right, that the average normie will have in the modern age in our time, It's like slavery, then civil rights.
Sorry, no.
Slavery, then the war, civil rights.
That's about it.
Well, they're not about the Holocaust, civil rights, and that's it.
And I think it's the same in any other time period, like if you're a kid learning after Napoleon, like the founding fiction of your current world order is about Napoleon.
And ever since World War II, I mean, that is the founding fixture of our entire world order.
It's how we think about everything.
You can't go five minutes talking foreign policy before someone's like, yeah, well, that guy, Hitler.
You're just like, shut up.
So in 500 years, yeah, there will be generations being like, oof.
Well, I just hope there's been some sort of massive catastrophe so we can reset the clock and we can have a different form of villain.
Like, someone else can be Hitler this time.
Your New Year's wish is something worse than World War II.
In about 100 years, I'm just hoping for a much worse catastrophe.
That's all.
That's all I'm saying.
Okay.
Could a man ask for too much?
Yeah, no, exactly.
Am I wrong to just want to have a different villain for once?
Like, this was the disappointment about 9-11, really.
A real sad thing about 9-11 was- No, no, no, you've got to understand, right?
In the beginning of the early 2000s, you would have thought that 9-11 would have reset the clock on the latest villain, but nobody's like, oh yeah, he's basically like Bin Laden.
Bin Laden's still overshadowed by Hitler, right?
Yeah, that was really his biggest fault.
I'm not saying that was his biggest fault.
What I'm saying is, you can see how we're still trapped in this post-war mindset, and I'm just really tired of it.
There's no Bin Laden of the week, but there is a Hitler of the week.
Yeah, exactly.
Anyway, before we go on, if you want to have a more sensible discussion than the one we're having currently, go to Lowceys.com, sign up and enjoy the latest debate that Josh had about the concept of euthanasia, whether we should be for or against it.
I'm not going to tell you how I land on that.
No, I mean, my opinion strictly changed after doing this podcast.
Yeah, I'm starting to become pro.
Anyway, in fact, after this segment, I'm probably going to become pro-euthanasia.
The entire Conservative Party in Minecraft.
Anyway, jokes aside, we have been struggling in the UK with illegal immigration.
Because apparently, literally being an island surrounded by sea isn't sufficient protection from people invading the country.
And they've been doing this for the past, like, three years.
And there's been increasing in number.
And the Conservatives, as we've covered many, many times, have done literally nothing about it.
And so, we've returned to the Rwanda plan.
I know you still can't take it seriously.
Well, why should I?
Why should I take it seriously?
Like, Sweller Braveman, the latest person on the chopping block to fail at just, like, deporting a migrant.
I thought you were still hung up on the whole It's Rwanda thing.
Oh, I am, but we'll get to that in a second, actually, when Suella explains to us why Rwanda's such a great place.
But it's just, there's a distinct kind of Groundhog Day effect to this.
It's like, ah, we're back to the Rwanda plan.
Again.
And nothing's going to happen.
Again.
And then next year they'll be like, right, so we're actually going to deport some illegal immigrants to Rwanda.
And then the next year, and I'm just so tired of it.
Because I mean, LBC are like, look, look, you know, Sweller Braverman has been constructively talking to the European courts, saying, hang on, didn't we give them the middle finger collectively?
Why aren't we, say, coming out of the European human rights legislation and just getting rid of these people who shouldn't be in this country?
Why is that not happening?
Because Brexit didn't mean Brexit, apparently.
Apparently so.
Because the Conservatives don't have a 350 or 380 majority.
No, I think they're in a coalition with Bin Laden.
No, it turns out they're in a coalition with Hitler.
Okay, right.
You should have guessed.
Anyway, let's watch Braveman's video explaining how this is finally going to happen.
I'm delighted to be here in Kigali meeting with the Rwandan government to discuss our joint migration and economic development partnership.
This partnership will see people who make dangerous and illegal journeys to the UK, such as by small boat, resettled in Rwanda, where they will be protected and supported to build a new life.
Rwanda is one of the world's fastest growing economies, one of the world's safest countries, and has a proud track record of hosting and integrating refugees.
It's one of the world's safest countries.
There was a small blip in the 90s.
That's all true though.
I'm sure it's true.
But as she's speaking, you know that green text that's just like, I found out my dad's a Rwanda genocide denier.
He just starts whispering about Tootsie Lies.
I was just imagining she was like, oh, I met the leader of Rwanda.
He told me all about the Tootsie Lies.
The Hutus didn't do nothing.
Rwanda's just a safe and prospering upcoming African country.
I don't know what you're talking about.
They're actually one of the most progressive countries on earth.
They probably are, yeah.
We went through the parliament.
They have, I think it's like 50% of their seats are ordained for women.
Not because they are in a party and are a woman.
No, just for women.
But they probably define women as adult human females, don't they?
Oh, they do.
Yeah, there we go.
Turf country.
Anyway, so just like the Nazis as well, the Conservatives censored all the media outlets.
And when I say censored, right, when I say censored, I mean didn't invite them on the plane to travel to Rwanda with the Conservative Party.
Yeah, I mean, in effect they censored, I think, just about all of the population bar about five people.
Yeah, that's true.
Because I didn't get my plane ticket.
Did you get a plane ticket?
Lowstates.com didn't get a single invitation from the Conservative Nazi Party.
More state oppression.
Yeah, I mean, literally, right?
Martin Bright, Index on Censorship's editor-at-large says, we are concerned to hear that journalists from organizations judged to be critical of the government's immigration policy have not been invited to accompany the Home Secretary on her trip to Rwanda.
Why would you think they would be?
I thought we'd get a free plane trip and free food and free hotels.
We spend all day every day telling you that you're Nazi scum and you're not even going to invite us on the plane to come and call you Nazi scum in Rwanda.
That's remarkable.
I know, but nothing was stopping them from buying a plane ticket and a hotel to report on her journey.
She just wouldn't be in the room with us.
And when we call this censorship, none of them have of course been prevented on reporting on this.
They just wanted the government to pay them to do it.
Anyway, Brave Women went to Rwanda to have a look at the facilities, and to be honest with you, right, they look pretty good, actually.
Like, there's lots of Rwandans who seem to think this is a good idea, and it's like, yeah, okay, great.
That's brilliant.
Obviously, I mean, it's been 11 months since this deal has been brokered with Rwanda.
If you want to just play that video, John, and with the sound off so people can see like, uh, facilities.
Yeah.
Cause I mean, honestly, it kind of looks like a, and it's like, look, I would have to pay thousands of pounds to go and spend a couple of weeks in a hotel.
Well, not in Rwanda, it's a bit cheaper, but yeah, hundreds of pounds for sure.
No, no, it's literally the plane ticket over there is going to cost you a grand, if not more.
And then, you know, £700 or whatever it is for the week.
I checked because Adel Ray was whining about how he didn't get a free plane ticket either.
Oh, didn't he?
So I just responded with the Kiwi link.
You could buy the plane next day, return after two days at £580.
There's not even like some horrendously expensive trip to the middle of nowhere.
I will literally pay to deport Adel Ray.
But I'll pay for him just to go for a weekend, so I don't have to listen to him.
Can we get him integrated?
But you look at it, right?
It looks actually really nice, and it looks like a modern hotel.
It's like, okay, well, that's fine.
But yeah, it's been 11 months since we agreed this deal, so we've been paying Rwanda promisingly the whole time.
No one's been sent, like literally no one's been sent, because the European Court of Human Rights has decided that Britain doesn't get to control its own borders.
borders.
But no, within three to six months, the Rurundan government will ensure that migrants are housed and integrated into local communities, Ms. Braveman said with unrelenting optimism.
No, that's not going to happen, obviously.
It could.
There's nothing physically stopping us.
Yes, I know there's nothing physically stopping us.
Just remind people.
Of course there's nothing physically stopping us!
Some international atom which has no authority over us other than what we allow it to is the thing stopping us.
I mean, it could have been on day one.
The Conservatives just ended it.
But that's the thing for these international bodies.
I mean, the Conservative Party could turn around and be like, well, look, um, Adel Ray's Twitter account has blocked us from doing this.
It would have just as much authority as the European Court of Human Rights.
They're completely sovereign.
They're just agreeing to this outside thing for no reason.
Gary Lineker put up a protest on Twitter and said, well, we can't do it.
We're legally obliged, I've heard.
You make the law.
Go to your tweet here, John.
This was like, just look at this.
It's got a swimming pool.
It's got a bloody swimming pool.
I would have to pay.
To go to a place like that.
Yep.
Still cheaper than the hotels we've put them in here as well.
Undoubtedly it is.
But of course, sending them to a place with a heated pool is of course evil, right?
It's just evil.
Because Soheila Braveman arrived at what I'm just going to describe as the concentration camp.
Maybe I should just call it the extermination camp to be more accurate, right?
And she laughed, right?
Now, she was clearly here laughing at the idea of exterminating illegal immigrants.
No one's ever taken a photo without a contact, so... No, no, no.
That's all Sweller Braveman laughs about, in fact.
Yeah, but it's lunch with her.
It's amazing.
She's quiet the whole way, and then she just starts cackling, like, what's so funny?
It's like, oh, I'm going to get rid of those illegals.
Well, how are you going to do it?
Well, machete season's coming up in Rwanda, lads.
Like, what?
So she's having a laugh.
At the extermination camp in Rwanda.
This is actually what they think she believes, though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I still want to point out, I don't care about Sweller-Braveman at all.
I despise the Conservative Party.
I think all the Conservatives are traitors, frankly.
But, um, never mind evil, how thick do you have to be to not get how this looks?
What do you mean?
This looks awful, does it?
I mean, I suppose.
Lady laughing.
But the thing is, like, if we go to the next one, you've got Princess Shola.
This is not a doctored photo of Scylla Braveman.
Yes it is.
Doctored is an interesting word, right?
Doctored is an interesting word.
It's not a doctored photo.
It's like, yeah, but it's a photo of her standing there having a laugh.
Like she's not like on a pile of skulls like your grandfather was.
I don't know, has the Nigerian royalty ever done anything wrong?
Never.
It fully captures her joy with the facility.
She plans to deport trafficked victims of modern slavery, refugees and asylum seekers to Rwanda.
This image will epitomize her forever.
The picture of a failed human being.
She's the Home Secretary.
You can call her whatever you want, but that's not failure.
No, but that doesn't even make sense.
It's like, okay, if we take people who are currently being enslaved, trafficked as slaves, we get them as the government, and then we hand them over to the Rwandan government for processing in these hotels.
They're no longer slaves?
They're outside of the slaver's reach?
Well, you would have thought that, but Swallowbraveman's laughing here.
I suppose they'll just carry on being slaves.
Exactly.
And, I mean, you remember StopBrexitMan, don't you?
Which one?
Stop Brexit!
Yeah, Steve Bray was like, yeah, why don't I just Photoshop her in front of Auschwitz?
I mean, he doesn't have any taste, so I don't know why I'm shocked.
There's literally no moral difference to sending them to a hotel in Rwanda and Auschwitz.
Steve Bray's going to turn into one of those Holocaust deniers.
You know those propaganda films that are like, they've got a swimming pool, there's a hopscotch area.
Steve Bray's going to be like, it's just the same thing.
Okay, just to be clear, we don't actually think that Steve Bray thinks that there was a swimming pool at Auschwitz.
Not yet.
I mean, I just, I'm predicting future tweets.
Well, I think he might tweet if he actually believes this is like the 1930s.
But of course, once this train got rolling... Oh, God.
Right?
Oh, did people actually run with that?
Yes, they did.
Like, if you scroll down here, right, Steve Bray begins this.
And if you keep going down, you see, oh, suddenly, I mean, this lad is a Jewish lad.
His grandfather survived Auschwitz.
He made a scale model of it.
And so if you go to the previous image, they decide to shop in Sweller Braveman overseeing it.
Because they seem to think that the Rwandan hotel is literally a death camp.
Labour MPs chimed in.
What have we become, Callum?
What have we become?
If we go to the next one, it keeps going.
I mean, it keeps going.
Is this part of the Labour strategy to not be looked at as anti-Semites anymore?
To be like, the Holocaust wasn't that big thing, it was everything, really.
It was the only thing that ever happened.
But yeah, so, you know, what have we become?
It's like, well, we've become people who care about our borders.
We'd rush Rwanda again?
Do you not?
Why so?
Anna Soubry, the most relevant person in the world, chimed in.
We're using the same resolution.
Yeah, it's all the same photo, isn't it?
It's interesting.
This particular photo of Sweller Braveman reveling in the genocide of the refugee race went around.
International race of refugees.
- Comes in all colors of Crete. - No dignity, happy to trash our international reputation, thick as mince ideologues, with no compassion or understanding of the plight of the people fleeing war, persecution, and oppression.
Average Albanian man.
We are so much better than this rotten Conservative government.
Well, cuck party aren't they?
I love how this globalist here is just like, you know the ideologues, they're to blame.
Yeah.
Literally all you do every day is be like, rejoin European Union.
Yeah.
Nazir Afzal.
He had a nice take.
This is where we put all your modern slavery victims.
In which case they would- In a death camp, yeah.
But again, like, Mercier's not a stupid guy, so this is what makes me weirded out by this.
Isn't he?
He's a leftist, but he's not completely retarded.
And so him being like, you know, we send them here and he must know that at that point they're outside of the reach of the slavers, so this doesn't even make sense.
Whatever.
I don't know why I'm trying to reason with this.
You want to hear a footballer's interpretation of this?
No.
Not Gary Lineker, this time.
Sure.
The real spokesman of the world.
Gary Neville.
Gary Neville, football pundit and football-returned left-wing activist.
I will be hilarious though, see so many Albanians end up in Rwanda.
Just like barely any of them seem to know English.
So they're not going to know we're even having this conversation.
Just one day.
All of their criminals they were sending through the illegal routes.
So just hang on a minute.
I mean, it's literally like a third of the migrants that come across are Albanian.
So just relocate Kosovo to Rwanda and international friction falls.
I'm going through this list in order of people I find important in their reactions, so the next one below Gary Neville is Jeremy Corbyn.
Oh, rightly so.
But I love Corbyn's thing.
The asylum seekers of today are our doctors, carers, teachers, neighbours and friends of tomorrow.
Just end it!
Who among them isn't a rocket scientist?
I don't know.
Possibly the guy who stabbed that chap in the back because he wanted to get deported back to Iraq.
Well, he was a blacksmith.
Fleeing knife crime.
The knife is there and I'm going this way!
Just every time though!
The same goddamn stupid rhetoric!
I just love the idea that every doctor working for the NHS is just an asylum seeker.
It's like, yeah, well I was looking for safety but they conscripted me into the NHS and now I can't leave!
Mandatory service?
Yeah, exactly!
I love the idea.
It's actually not him saying that they're all doctors.
No, no, they will be doctors, whether they like it or not.
Just throw the Albanians to the brain surgery ward.
Yeah, anyway, let's go to James O'Brien, who had a brilliant take.
Oh, did he?
You know, of course he did!
The asylum... I know, that was wrong.
Exactly 200 years after William Wilberforce...
William Wilberforce?
What's this got to do with people breaking into the country?
Well, he founded the Anti-Slavery Society and here's Sweller Braveman at a facility to which he hopes to deport trafficked victims of modern slavery.
Does James know what William did with the freed slaves?
No, of course he doesn't.
But he also seems to think that literally every single person who's invaded this country illegally is a slave.
He doesn't understand that they are paying thousands of euros to get on those boats, to get here.
He hasn't seen the TikToks of the Albanians saying 4000 euros and we can get you into Britain.
I think we calculated the profit, it was like 300 grand per boat profit.
Yeah, he hasn't seen any of that because James O'Brien doesn't know anything about anything, right?
And John is right, yes, it also implies that he wants to keep the slaves in this country.
These are my slaves, damn you!
Well no, he's thinking about the economic growth, Catelyn.
You know what's tragic?
They will actually make that argument in a vacuum.
These people raise the GDP, they pay taxes.
James, aren't they all slaves?
It's like, well, yeah.
But also just the idea, I mean, William Wilberforce would free the slaves and then take them to the nearest safe port and deport them, for lack of a better word, from their slavers.
So you drop them back off in Africa.
I mean, you might think that's what they want, right?
I was captured.
I was taken from my home.
I'd like to be returned there if possible.
So that's my point, is if we're actually capturing slaves in the channel and we send them to that hotel, we're taking them away from the hands of the slavers.
We're actually doing what William Wilberforce did.
But James disagrees, because he'd like to keep the slaves.
Because our GDP would go up.
Yeah, this is not The Only Things It Is.
So this photo, again as John was posting on Twitter, this is the real photo.
Oh really?
Yes, oh really.
It might have been that Her Royal Highness was lying about it being Doctor.
It might be.
All those two Rwandan people next to her are also like, yeah, isn't it funny how you're deporting a bunch of slaves?
Who too in a Tootsie being like, no my brother was.
Got Albanians to deal with.
Obviously one of them just told a joke, Svella's laughing at the joke.
They're all laughing at the joke.
They're like, yeah, this is good for everyone involved.
I wonder what the Rwandans make of these, uh, conversations.
People are like, you're building a death camp.
They probably think we're mad.
Yeah.
They probably think we're legitimately insane, but we're going to give them hundreds of millions of pounds to take these randos and stick them in a hotel that we probably paid for.
So it's like, okay, we'll take your money.
We don't care.
We literally don't care.
That is actually insane now that you think about it.
That is mental!
If you had no idea what was going on in the West and some Westerners turned up and were like, hey, we're going to pay you to... Some Indian lady turns up and goes, hi, I'm here from Britain.
Would you like to take some Albanians and we'll pay you hundreds of millions of pounds?
They're like, OK.
Well, I mean, we're really thinking about how to make money, but this will do.
This just drops in our lap.
So anyway, obviously, when they say this isn't a doctored photo, I mean, technically it's not doctored, it's cropped.
Right?
So, anyway.
The point being, though, this is of course nothing like the Nazis, and all discussions about this subject turned into this cartoon.
They're detaining illegal immigrants exactly like the Holocaust, and of course, the Nazis chasing them out of the death camps.
Next time, brother.
It's just so stupid.
It's so, so stupid.
This got memed on by people on the right, obviously, because, I mean, like, obviously.
Sweller Braveman.
Average member of the British Union of Fascists.
Britain continues its slide into fascism in the hands of white supremacist Indian politicians no less.
For the historians among you, this is beat for beat exactly what happened in the little-known historical period in 1930s Germany.
Google Adolf Hitler.
I love the idea that you would actually have to tell these people, Google Adolf Hitler, because they don't know.
I mean, to make these comparisons, I mean, you either have to be so dishonest or actually ignorant.
I think a lot of them are genuinely just completely ignorant of the world.
I think that Jeremy Corbyn, James O'Brien, people like that, have no idea the composition of the people coming across the channel.
I bet they don't know that they're 90% adult males between 18 and 35.
I bet they don't know that.
They don't know any of these things.
If you can get to the next one, he's got another good joke here.
I have found the real image, it was cropped, if you can scroll down a bit.
Let me find out.
There we go.
There we are.
There's the real undoctored image.
Didn't go to Argentina.
He went to Rwanda.
Sweller was like, maybe including Hitler and Goebbels, I think it is, in the actual image of the Rwandan death camp.
The civil servant who took the photo was like, maybe I should just give that back.
Yeah, I'll airbrush that guy out.
You know, he's got a bad reputation.
I just Googled him.
Don't think we want him in there.
But just to end on this, remember the EU are in favor of deporting their illegal immigrants, as we talked about yesterday.
They are literally encouraging European countries to deport these illegal immigrants.
So it's like... I mean... I dunno.
And there is one thing on which Steve Bray and I actually agree.
As sure as night follows day, this time next year the amount of illegals sent to Rwanda will be zero.
Nada.
Zilch.
Yeah, I mean this is the funny thing.
The right and the left of the country are able to accurately assess that the Conservative Party failed consistently, but now we can accurately say they're going to fail again on this.
They've set themselves up to not get rid of the European Court of Human Rights and therefore will not do this.
Yes.
Steve Bray, outflanking the Conservatives from the right here, complains that none of them will be deported and it will cost millions that were sent to France.
But what's funny is the right of the country rightly identifies that and goes, well it's basically a big nothing burger then.
But the left are pretending to have S in their pants over this.
Yes.
But they know it's not true.
Yes.
I mean there's double levels of dishonesty.
Not only is the application, oh it's the 30s again, ridiculous.
But they all know it's not even going to happen.
Yes.
This preposterous, everything about this is just sort of political kabuki theatre.
Nothing's going to happen.
Everyone's an idiot.
And it's just a way of the left really covering themselves in glory.
I mean, look at that spitting image puppet.
This is lovely.
I really dislike the new season.
I never liked the original splitting image to be honest.
I don't know why people talk about it like it was good.
I was too young to remember it really.
I think honestly people who think about our splitting image used to be great.
Spitting image?
This is the thing I don't even care.
I think honestly it's just it was always a crap show there just wasn't enough on back then.
Probably.
Whole other conversation.
But anyway so yeah nothing's gonna happen and we live in Nazi Germany.
moving on It's genuine dementia, isn't it?
I don't know, who made that cartoon?
The one about the next time brother?
I don't know, unfortunately.
They haven't missed either.
Yeah, no, it's just totally true.
So let's talk about when leftism doesn't pay.
Occasionally, I've found out it doesn't.
I mean, it does a lot.
Yeah, I was going to say, when?
Quite a lot of times.
I mean, one time was, you know, Mao.
Paid for Mao.
I mean, there are much more recent examples of billion-dollar grifts from the left.
Yeah, we will.
This is just the intro, so I've got to talk about something elosis.com.
This is a great, great book.
My segue being that, of course, at the end of this book, I don't know if we did this together, I think we did.
The end of it, what was quite funny about Miles' Great Famine is the lower level cadres all got their comeuppance, and the locals started eating them at one point, which was quite funny.
Because they don't have to eat each other at this point, so...
I tell you, the thing about this that really drove me nuts was the fact they had the boom harvest at the beginning of the plan, where they were going to double it up and stuff like that.
So they did get the boom harvest and then they just poured away tons and tons and tons of rice.
Just pouring rice into the toilet to the point that the sewers of Beijing were blocked.
And it's just like, hang on, hang on.
Is there one kind of dry food that stores for years?
Oh wait, is it rice?
No.
Oh.
You know what, look, we've got all this rice.
Okay, we'll get rid of it before it goes off.
What are you... Sorry, it's a great book club now.
Dakota did a great job on it.
But there's some more modern examples of shilling that works.
Of course, being a corporate shill for a corporate media will always work.
This is much my favourite screenshot of become a Guardian member, £5 a month.
Rather awkward, their advertising, but...
Hell, I had to use an image for something.
What's really funny about that is you will remember what the Guardian used to say about Charlie Hebdo.
I mean, like, Nesrine Malik went on The Guardian.
They kind of deserved it.
Yeah, I mean, that was Nesrine Malik's response.
She went on, I think it was Channel 4 afterwards.
Krishna's podcast.
She just spoke about, well, what were they expecting?
It was like, what?
What kind of response is that?
But do you remember at the time?
It was in, like, 2014 or something.
The real victims were the Muslim community, not the dead people.
I stand with Charlie Hebdo.
I was training everywhere and suddenly I don't stand with Charlie Hebdo.
I can't remember what the French was.
It was just all the most insufferable leftists.
This was the first real spike that I saw in a lot of normal people.
How could you say that?
Was actually wrong with you?
Yeah, exactly.
And that moment was a fantastic thing, because you're absolutely right.
But being a corporate shill in that regard, I mean, they're still going somehow.
The people who were like, I don't stand with Charlie Hebdo.
Yeah.
In two ways there, I think, on that image.
But both of those groups are still about doing their thing.
Such a great image though.
Average Guardian meter.
Being a corporate journo is just an amazing job in terms of the cash they get.
I mean we've been over just like the CNN's bottom line which is mad.
Speaking of CNN, things aren't paying so well for them recently though.
You may have noticed here, got robbed again.
This is CNN going to San Francisco to report on something and this is the second time whilst they're reporting on this they got robbed.
Have they asked Seth Rogen what his opinion on it?
He's got some good advice.
I think they probably have the same opinion.
She writes in here that they had security watching their rental car as well and the thieves still smashed the window.
They just weren't able to get the bags quickly enough.
Maybe you should have security protecting it next time instead.
But they've got some guy stood there outside and thieves are still just... I'm just being paid to watch me.
But it's the level of crime that even when you see a security guard... People have been reliably informed that this is what social justice is.
You are, we can have a look at these bread-hungry San Franciscans, who are just begging for money.
This was their getaway car, which is pretty typical of a child stealing bread, to have a getaway car.
Aren't they ready?
Looks like quite a nice car.
Yeah, funnily enough.
I don't know anything about cars, but it looks swish.
I mean, they have a car, they're not bread-stricken, is my point, either way.
Yeah, but if they turn up a little Morris Minor, I might be like, okay, fair enough.
No, but he's doing pretty alright for himself.
Not a very good beggar.
But, like, this is a fancy new looking car.
Yeah.
Well, there you have it.
Bread-hungry San Franciscans at it again with their cars.
And they're stealing.
Imagine being able to afford this and being like, yeah, I think I need to break into someone's car.
But there's the fact that it didn't pay for CNN there.
Very sad.
F's in the chats, boys, for our heroes in journalism.
Journalism's so hard.
We've got the next link.
We can see more of this.
There was this lady that went viral recently.
She was back when she was a... I think she was a politician or an activist.
She was talking about, we need to defund the police.
I'm going to vote to defund the police.
Three years later, she's giving speeches at her local authority being like, why would I call the police?
Is there never an officer on duty anymore?
Something happened in the 2020s.
Just that tweet.
I want to make it clear that I believe strongly in defunding the police and reducing the number of officers on our force.
And then literally three years later, well, no one's coming.
She's whining consistently.
She kept calling the police at night and nobody was on shift.
They kept telling her, we literally have nobody to send to you.
There is not a human being around.
Don't have the budget, love.
Amazing how that comes to you.
Didn't pay for her in the end.
I'm sure the police are hard at work trying to get back her stuff.
Could you imagine getting a call from a politician who defunded you?
Yeah, we'll get round that.
Ham, in Britain, isn't it something like 5% of burglaries are even investigated?
It's a really low number.
Like 1% are ever solved.
Yeah, it's so unbelievably low.
We've got the next one here.
We've got the ACLU, who are also not having it pay for them.
This one is my favourite.
I'm going to spend a little bit of time on this.
So I saw ACLU of Indiana.
You may know that they have all their little chapter accounts, who are completely cancerous.
They're more extreme than the host organisation, even given how intersectional they've got.
But they decided to put this out.
We are on red alert for LGBTQ rights in Indiana.
What's happened?
Banned gay marriage?
That's why we took a full page ad out of the local paper to make our message loud and clear to lawmakers.
We won't let your hateful bills go unchecked.
What's happening?
Well, they say Indiana lawmakers launched an unprecedented attack on LGBTQ youth.
God, it's Nazi Germany all over again.
Yeah, they've actually formed storm battalions.
They've got guns.
They're holding them hostage in a local McDonald's and they're going to... No.
What?
I just kind of hate this rhetoric in English where we talk about politics especially like they're under attack!
Well, they're at home playing Xbox, so whatever.
They're going to force teachers to out students.
Yeah, they're talking about the fact that the teachers were like, I can be your care bear.
How do the teachers know?
Do you not remember those photos, those pieces of paper that teachers were putting up?
With like the trans polar bear taking care of the cubs?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's about that.
That's what they're talking about.
Stay away from your parents.
It's like, yeah, OK, this isn't getting weird.
Censor in-school discussions about LGBTQ people.
Which discussions?
Because I don't feel like they're probably banning.
Saying that gay people exist?
As you try and smear it?
This is going to be them complaining about them banning the kids book that involved anal sex or something.
I can't believe they would do this.
And the last one here.
Ban access to life-saving medical care.
For trans youth... Can't transition kids yet.
We can't transition kids.
Medical care off the table.
There is no medicine anymore.
It's all gone.
So you can't groom the kids in the classroom.
You can't...
Like, pervert them with pornography and you can't transition them.
Can't give them chemical trans... well, castration drugs.
Yeah.
Well, the ACLU has a case for this.
They try and make the case on Twitter.
They have some people come up here and talk about their trans child.
They're saying here that these loving parents who raise their trans child know firsthand how gender-affirming care can save the lives of these vulnerable youth.
Can't have a nurse.
It's a middle-class white woman.
Every time.
But, we'll take them at their word, and the parents sit there and express to us how their teenager had years of anxiety, depression and self-harm, and then told them that they were trans, in this amazing, how this seems to have spiked in the current era, but whatever.
And, well, we have to believe the child, because, I mean, as we know, confused, depressed teenagers are wildly uncommon.
And they're certainly not unsure about what it is they want or are.
No.
The thing we know about teenagers is absolutely rock solid, I know exactly what I want to do with my life, which is why when I had the... They certainly aren't susceptible to fads.
No, it's... I love it because I remember sitting down to make my decisions of what I was going to do at college and at university for just subjects.
And that's just mind-numbingly, I have no idea what I want to do with my life.
Why are you demanding me?
I remember being in school and they're like, what do you want to do with your life?
I'm like, I don't know.
I don't know, I'm 16, I don't know anything!
But I do know I want to be a man.
Really.
Well, I mean, I did, you know.
No, no, I'm talking about the young girl in this case, obviously.
But just, I have no idea what I want to do for an occupation, but I certainly know which sex I want to be, which is the opposite of the one I am now.
100%, trust me.
Yeah, okay, whatever.
Good luck to kids in schools these days, man.
It is accompanied with the, I think now stock standard autistic posting from the ACLU, once being hit with pushback from the comments.
Most of the comments underneath these posts are just like, you're mad, go to hell.
So the ACLU did respond to all these hateful speeches with the next tweet, which is, there we are, I'm convinced.
And the non-binary youth belong.
All caps.
Belong where?
16,000 views, 400 likes.
Yeah, they didn't go down that well.
Again, most of the comments are just people like, what's wrong with you?
It's the occasional person in there who's like, oh, this is equality.
Okay, whatever.
Let's just go into the deets real quick, because this is actually a nationwide phenomenon in which the left are not having their payments pay out anymore, especially for all the money that comes out transitioning.
So this is the Indiana capital over here, which is Not on the side of the Republicans, let's put it that way, but they're right.
Under the legislation, doctors can no longer provide any, quote, gender transition procedures, which include surgeries, quote, which testimony showed isn't happening in Indiana.
I was gonna say, I was literally about to say, that's okay, it's not happening, you don't have to worry about it.
Yeah.
I've been reliably informed over and over, it's not happening, but it is a good thing you shouldn't ban it.
So we're going to ban the thing that's not happening, but they're all mad about that for some reason, even though it's not happening.
Okay, sure.
Well, it's a caveat, of course, not happening in Indiana.
Yes.
So yet.
But that also means it is happening.
And then they write, as well as puberty blockers and hormonal treatments.
They don't know that's not happening.
They know that the chemical castration drugs are being used for this purpose.
Ah, but they're reversible.
It's just a temporary pause, Callum.
Which is why we chemically castrate rapists.
Totally reversible, because we want them to be able to come back to being raped.
What?
The puberty blockers as well.
There's no side effects or adverse events that happen.
Nothing.
No.
The bill's author, Senator Tyler Johnson, introduced to the proposal a medical, moral and legal obligation to protect our children.
Good idea.
It's nice that there are some politicians who think they have moral obligations.
I'm gonna have to go on a limb and presume that he ended that speech with Heil Hitler.
Or something like that.
Because all the versions of him online are some kind of far-right menace, but... I don't know, he seems to be pretty sensible to me when he's like, I just don't think we should be giving drugs to kids.
So this guy's today's Hitler.
Do we get daily Hitler now?
I guess it is.
It used to be Hitler of the month, but that's just too many Hitlers.
Not working.
So they also add some notes for suicide in here, to try and make the case that we should be chemically castrating kids, because it's better than suicide, which is a... There must be a third option.
Yeah, I mean, are you a communist or a fascist?
Can we not pick something else?
You either castrate the children or they kill themselves.
Really, I don't think that's how it works.
That's how America's always worked, dammit!
We always chose suicide until now.
Oh, we've got the enlightened brain.
So if you go down to the- I think there's some graph where they just have some of the data.
They note in there that trans boys are far more mentally unstable than the rest of the population, including trans girls.
So, young teenage girls are the most mentally unstable according to the LGBTQ association that did this survey.
I think I'm allowed to say that they said that.
Well, no, they called them trans boys.
Well, yeah, they did.
The trans boys are the most mentally unstable.
There we go.
That's the evidence.
We'll go forward to BasedApe, who happened to make a... Why have men suddenly started...
Dave State decided to tweet this out the other day, which is a terrifying statistic that 20% of women in the United States are currently being treated for mental health conditions.
It's a lot bigger.
And when you break that down politically, that's about 45% of liberal women.
Yeah, it gets even more extreme.
And then when you get to liberal women who are told about gender ideology, it gets even higher.
We'll leave that there.
We'll go to the fact that most states are actually doing this.
This is some great news.
Very sensible.
You can see the states are in red for evil.
Or the swastika flag, maybe, I don't know.
The evil states, I mean, it's hell, which is why they chose red.
They're the ones who have, um, they've banned chemically castrated kids or chopping off parts of their body.
I assume that the green ones just made it mandatory, right?
Well, they've made no bans and they've even in some cases, right, protections for such things.
Surprisingly, Hawaii is Team Satan and Alaska is Team Heaven.
Well, team maybe satan is the orange there.
Well, the reason they're in team maybe satan is because it's been proposed at the state level that they should put a ban on this.
So if it is just Democrat control at state level, then it probably won't go through.
The Republican ones already has, as you can see.
I think the reason they mention that there are some protections for doing such things to children is because in California, for example, I believe it's Medicare actually covers you for the procedure, so the government has to pay.
So the taxpayer of California not only has to permit this going on around them, which is crazy, they have to pay for it.
Yeah, but we do as well.
We basically live in California.
Well, to be fair, we did shut down Tavistock.
I don't know if that's still going on.
Yeah, but that was only to, like, essentially spread the cancer around the rest of the country, wasn't it?
I don't know.
They're opening mini-Tatastop.
Oh, great.
Yeah, I forgot about that.
But at least eight states in the United States have gone, hang on a minute, castrating children.
Yes or no?
Yeah.
Vote no.
I can't believe they did this.
Florida is actually quite proud of them.
There's some gross imagery in the following tweet, which is them just giving you photos of, well, what happened to children who went through these surgeries.
And what I find really interesting about this is that whenever you deal with a political issue, whoever shows you images of what they're talking about, I usually find trying to tell you the truth.
Because whoever doesn't want to show you the images at all of the circumstance is usually really suspect.
In this case, I mean, they're showing a lot here of the skin grafts.
We're probably going to have to censor this on YouTube as well.
Maybe, maybe.
Because this is just awful.
I thought this was beautiful, Carl.
Sorry, that's what I meant to say.
Which is why we have to censor it.
It's actually stunning and brave.
But that's the funny thing, isn't it?
Like, we're going to put this up and the censors at YouTube who think this all is stunning and brave are making... Well, I'm going to have to sit down, as you rightly say, and do a bit of blur.
Do I have to blur out Biden's face as well?
Possibly not.
Yeah, there you are.
But just as a general rule, there's a sporting map as well here, just of states that have banned men from competing in women's sport in school.
Good.
There we are.
Sensible places.
Weirdly enough, The two states that have the biggest levels of immigration to them are on the right side of both of these debates.
Texas redeeming itself as a purple state there.
Yeah, the two states that are like, you know what?
Cut up the kids and also let the men compete with the women.
Mass emigration from them for god knows what reason.
But some other things where the left has not been getting its payment.
Jusce Smoulier, his attackers came out and told us what they did.
This is beautiful.
Okay.
We're going to enjoy as much as we can.
These local chaps... Local MAGA supporters.
Yep.
Decided to explain to us what they did that fateful day.
Let's play.
They took our beautiful bench.
This is where we waited for Jussie to come before we attacked them.
So we got here with 10 minutes to spare, and we had to plan our escape route to survey the land.
His building is actually right here, right above the stairs that we're going to attack him at.
We made sure we got there at 2 a.m.
sharp.
On the dot.
On the dot.
We had no phones because he did not want us to bring any phones.
He said, so we don't lose them.
I don't know if that's really the reason, but you can deduce your own reason.
So, 2 a.m.
He was nowhere to be found.
He was not there.
So we were like, damn, what do we do?
But we didn't have no way of contacting him.
He had no way of contacting us.
So we waited here for about, what, four minutes?
It was about four minutes, but it felt like forever.
Because it was cold as balls.
So I saw him out the corner of my eye, and I was like, OK, that's him.
Let's go.
We gotta go get this Empire fat n***a. Yeah, that's him.
That's him.
Is that him?
That's that n***a. That's that n***a. Get that n***a. Oh, he's moving fast.
Come on, let's get him.
Get that n***a. Let's get him.
What am I watching?!
And they're the two guys who did it?
Yeah.
They're the two guys who did actually beat her up.
Jesse Smollett must have been like, oh... It was the perfect crime, and this is the only way it was foiled.
It doesn't even work as, like, a eyewitness situation.
Because if you look over, they're trying to put, like, some Southern lyncher accent.
Like, hang on, you're some black guys in Chicago.
That doesn't even make sense.
Disappointed they weren't wearing the MAGA hats, to be honest.
No, but that last bit there did get memed a lot.
I don't know if you've seen it.
No kidding!
Me and the boys on the way to... Yeah, memed a lot by the black community, weirdly.
Let's end this off, let's play the last of that with me and the boys.
As we crossed the street, we said hey to get his attention.
Hey Nick!
Hey!
He turned around, looked at us, and that's when we started yelling the famous slurs he wanted us to yell.
- I didn't want to do this. - Empire's fat n***h.
It's MAGA country.
And then he said, "What did you say to me?" And then that's when I threw the first punch at him.
I held the blow, 'cause I didn't want to hurt him, of course.
So I made it look real, but I held it.
Then we started tussling, moving around, and then I threw him to the ground.
He wanted it to look like he fought back.
That was very important for him, because he said, hey, don't just beat my ass.
Make it look like I'm fighting back and whatnot.
So we did that.
And then I threw him to the ground.
And while, after I threw him to the ground, he had no bruise.
I wanted it to look more real.
So, then I threw him to the ground.
After I threw him to the ground, I used my knuckle and gave him a noogie.
So I went like this.
Why did I do that?
To give him a scar.
To give him a mark.
To make it look real, like he really did get his ass beat.
That's amazing.
This is just absolute gold.
That's incredible.
I mean, not only is it not paid for the left in terms, you remember all those Kamala Harris tweets and everything, with justice for Spillier.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fucking Hillary Clinton being like, racism happened here.
The fact that the two guys are prepared to just come out and be like, yeah, so this is what we did and it was kind of fun.
I did see people say, I mean, is this a GTA 6 advert?
I mean, frankly, this does sound like something from GTA 6.
You're just walking along and that plays out in front of you and then you have to...
I don't know, take part or intervene.
There's a quest, but I'm not taking it.
Frankly, there is an acting role for those two chaps in the next GTA game, if Rockstar want to make their lives better, because they didn't do anything wrong.
What I like about those two guys is there's a kind of innocence about them as well.
They don't seem like they're especially political.
It's like, well, this is what he was telling us to do, and so, you know, that's what we did.
You can sense there's a bit of, like, he had some weird requests, but, you know, I'm getting paid.
Exactly, I don't know, you know.
You want us to call you what?
Don't bring your phones, okay.
Maybe show it's mega country, I don't know.
What?
They don't seem like terrible guys.
Go along with it.
There's also another day in leftist infighting, because there always is.
We can see Taylor Lorenz and Owen Jones.
I saw this.
They're having it out about who's the biggest Nazi today.
Daily Nazis back on patrol.
Who's today's Hitler?
Taylor Lorenz is like, it's Owen Jones!
Owen Jones, 38.
Taylor Lorenz, 53.
Why?
Because he was against mask mandates.
Yes, that makes you Hitler incarnate.
But we'll end this off with the last thing, which is Greta Thunberg is not paying for, because she made a prediction that has not yet come untrue.
So she predicts a top climate scientist is warning that climate change will wipe out all of humanity unless we stop fossil fuels over the next five years.
Well, we haven't stopped using fossil fuels.
So we have till June and then we're all dead, turns out.
Well, say goodbye to your loved ones.
So you may have noticed a lot of people were commenting in March being like, is this the afterlife?
Thought it'd be better than this.
And she's deleted that.
But thankfully.
Unsurprisingly, you've got to have the archive here.
There is an archive for us to watch.
Remember and do tweet it out.
But in regards to the left taking some non-payments.
This is one of those problems that the climate crisis people have, is the dramatic over-promising of consequences.
Wipe out all of humanity, not even a couple of stragglers left.
No, no.
But I mean, that really is the problem with the climate.
It's a climate denier.
And on that note, that's the things that don't pay.
On something that's more sensible now.
So actually, I have some good news for everyone.
It's always nice to have good news and a bit of a white pill, something positive to tell people.
And the Dutch farmers, excuse me, have organized and struck back against the unremitting tyranny of the Dutch parliament.
Now you might be like, well hang on a second.
Netherlands.
Tyranny in the Netherlands.
But yeah, Margret does appear to, he became Prime Minister in 2010.
He appears to have become a WEF stooge.
He's one of those penetrators of cabinets that Klaus Schwab has told us so much about.
You may remember him receiving Klaus Schwab's latest book and writing back to him saying, thank you for this wonderful book.
I love everything in it.
And then being like, but I've never read it.
Yeah, but I've never read it.
Yeah.
Who is Klaus Schwab?
Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about.
But we are going to do exactly what the WEF wants, which is to kill all the farming in the Netherlands, which is a good idea.
Need the bugs to change the weather.
Yes, that's precisely Mark Rutt's position.
I believe he formulated it exactly that way as well.
So before we begin, if you want supporters, go over and watch our Epoch series.
This is in no way related to the subject.
It was just one I really enjoyed doing because I didn't know anything about the Alamo.
Do you know anything about the Alamo?
I know about the phrase.
I watched a couple of videos on it once, but I forgot everything.
Exactly.
Because to anyone outside of Texas, this is a very, very small deal, but it's a very interesting event in Texan history.
And also we cover how Texas became a part of America rather than Mexico.
Spoiler alert, it was mass immigration.
Yeah.
Loads of Americans moving into Mexican soil.
Yeah, because it was unpopulated.
Mexicans were like, well, why don't we invite those English settlers over?
Because they're really productive.
So what if loads of Mexicans turned up in America?
I'm sure that would have no possible side effects.
Looking forward to California flipping, to be honest.
California is literally going to double the Mexican GDP.
They'll improve the place.
Yeah.
Well, will it?
Yeah.
No, you'll have to deal with Californians.
I don't know, I feel like Mexican cartels are more bearable.
Exactly, that's my point.
Anyway, going back to the Netherlands.
So, just to frame this.
The Netherlands is the second largest agriculture exporter.
That's massive.
That's absolutely massive.
This accounts for 100 billion euros.
in the Dutch economy.
The swamps be paying, huh?
Yeah, exactly.
They literally, the swamp Germans, are making bank.
It just comes out of the soil, Callum.
Get some chickens, it comes out of their arse!
No one's gonna get that joke.
But it's just... And the reason that Dutch farming is so good is because of innovation.
They spend a lot of money.
In fact, 2% of their GDP is spent on agricultural innovation to continue making this very tiny plot of swamp land You mean they didn't think, hang on a minute, who's going to pick the crops?
That's important loads of foreigners?
They were like, what if we build a machine that picks crops?
Well, they have important loads of foreigners.
They haven't done it for the machine.
Not for agricultural reasons.
I was going to say, I don't remember seeing those images.
But they have important loads of foreigners, but they haven't done it for agricultural reasons.
But this is a key aspect of why Dutch farming has become a bigger part of their economy while spending less resources on it.
Very, very, very clever stuff.
It's not that clever.
What if we invest in our future?
No, no, no.
I could have gone into it more.
They've got loads of different advanced techniques for farming.
I don't need them.
Yeah, yeah, but I mean, this is the difference.
The thing I find really annoying with other Western countries.
Yeah, go on.
I mean, I went over this once.
We've got Jeremy Clarkson, the Dutch have science, OK?
No, but the point being that you remember there were a lot of farmers during the Brexit debate who were arguing that we need immigrants to come here and pick our crops.
It's like, why can't you just build a machine that does that for cents on the dollar?
Good question, yeah.
No, no, can't do that.
Why can't we do what the Dutch did?
Innovation, not here.
It's a real, real problem in the UK.
It is.
And that's why I like it.
But anyway, the problem with this, though, is that the Dutch have, I think it was something like two and a half times the number of livestock in the Netherlands than we have in Britain.
And so one of the problems is waste runoff, which contains nitrogen.
And as we're told, what's all the fuss about nitrogen?
The nitrogen pollution allows for nitrogen-tolerant plants to survive and outcompete the more sensitive plants and fungi.
And so this affects, quote, biodiversity.
Remember, we went through this with the WEF a while ago, going, well, we need increased biodiversity.
And after watching Clarkson's Farm, I very much have the opinion that the farmers can probably manage it.
Yeah.
But the point is, you don't get enough algal blooms.
Sorry, no, too many algal blooms.
I get plenty of meat.
It's kind of important.
We get to live in comfort and prosperity, but not enough different kinds of fish in the lakes.
So that's a problem.
And apparently it's also a greenhouse gas, but I mean... So they put the focus very heavily on Biodiversity.
And so the Dutch government was like, yeah, so what we're going to do is kill all the farmers, their business anyway, and we're going to reduce the amount of livestock they're just allowed to have.
He's not allowed to be a farmer.
Not on.
Trust us, the government knows best.
They decided to try and buy out the farmers to reduce the levels of nitrogen.
And it's like, yeah, okay, so we're just going to start attacking the food supply of the country.
Where have we seen that come from?
Don't worry.
We live in an on-demand world, as Theresa May said.
If we ever need to buy something, we'll just buy it from abroad.
They started doing this because the Dutch government found in 2019 that the government was, sorry, the highest Dutch administrative court found that the government was breaking an EU law by not doing enough to reduce excess nitrogen in vulnerable natural areas because of the biodiversity, right?
So the EU have got a law saying... You're making too much food.
Yeah.
It's reduced the number of different kinds of fish in this swamp and you should be taking care of the biodiversity of your swamps rather than feeding people.
And so the Dutch were like, good point, we've signed up to that because we're a part of the EU and we have to do what you say.
So the Dutch government's like, right, so we have to start essentially dispossessing the farmers.
They have this 13-year plan Which includes paying some Dutch livestock farmers to relocate or just exit the industry or to change methods of farming.
As the Guardian report, it will start as a voluntary program, with compensation offered to livestock farmers asked to leave.
In the end, it might be necessary to stop negotiating as a last resort.
But the basis is voluntary, said one government official.
Moving forward to this year, The Dutch government, apparently, sorry, at the end of last year, sorry, they have this 20 billion to buy the people out, more than 100% of the value, right?
So it's actually not a bad deal, but the nitrogen minister, Christiaan van der Waal, they have a nitrogen minister, right?
It's his entire job, measuring the nitrogen in the swamps, right?
He warned, there's no better offer coming.
Presumably in a gravelly voice.
Yeah.
I mean, they all do seem to have that.
But just staring them in the eyes.
Take this.
This sounds like a mafia.
Eat the bugs to change the weather.
Exactly.
And if the farmers ignore the offer, the Dutch government will begin a programme of forced buyouts next year.
No better offer coming?
And so Reason pointed out that this entirely seemed to be by design, which it is, obviously.
The Dutch government is doing what the European Union wants, which is what the WEF wants, which is to make sure that we are all completely dependent on foreign imports.
I won't go through this just because we're running out of time.
And so the Dutch farmers were up in arms about this.
Practically a full revolt since about 2019.
We've covered this before, so I won't go into too much depth.
You can go read the Wikipedia page, it's actually fairly accurate as to what's happened.
How many people did we see at the protest?
I mean it was huge numbers, wasn't it?
Huge numbers.
Couldn't even remember how many.
Hundreds of thousands, probably.
Massive protests.
And you saw lots of people on the bridges over the motorways, supporting the farmers and stuff like this.
And it was very, very wholesome.
And it's good to see that it's getting results.
Because there was a protest recently that was getting water-cannoned by the Dutch police.
You can see that the tensions are rising.
Things are getting bad.
If you can go to the next one, you can see the Associated Press.
There was a demonstration outside The Hague and they got water-cannoned.
Because why not?
Do you remember they had cows dumping manure there and stuff like this?
Yeah.
Yeah, it was all good stuff.
So yeah, this is the Dutch government, you know, being like, hello fellow citizens.
Suck it.
But then it turned out that there are elections In the Netherlands, still.
Wait, people still get elected?
Apparently so.
Crap.
We recently had the Dutch provincial elections, and this was on the 15th of March, 2023, and you can see that Mark Rutte there, the current Prime Minister of the People and Democracy Party or something like that, has been ousted or knocked down to second place at nearly two to one margin.
Who's that new party?
Yeah, that is the question.
Who are the BBB?
Yeah.
Who is Caroline van der Plas?
What does BBB stand for?
Well, when translated... It's not Build Back Better, is it?
No.
No.
We'll start speaking English.
When translated into human language... I can't even pronounce it.
Out of swamp German.
Yeah, out of swamp German.
BBB stands for the Farmer Citizen Movement, which won nearly 20% of the entire vote.
Now, I'm not an expert on Dutch politics, so feel free to...
Correct me in the comments and fill in any gaps.
But that's amazing.
Well, that's amazing for just generally.
I mean, that would be incredible in British politics.
We're basically a two-party state.
But as you can see, in the Netherlands, they have 49 parties, right?
The Dutch politics is incredibly fractured because they have proportional representation.
And so you end up getting coalitions of governments.
And winning nearly 20% outright is effing incredible.
That is an insurrection.
by the farmers, which is great to see.
So we were big supporters of the Dutch farmers, obviously, and so watching them win a victory like this is just fantastic.
So the Farmer Citizen Movement was founded in October 2019 by an agricultural marketing agency and journalist, agricultural journalist, Caroline van der Plas, in response to the widespread protests.
They only won one seat in the 2021 general election, But these are provincial elections, so that's a hell of a movement, right?
But this apparently means, and like I said, I don't understand the Dutch system very well at all, but according to Dutch people on Twitter, this is good news.
So, the final vote's been counted.
The BBB, the Farmer Citizens Movement, gained a staggering 17 seats, and the ruling parties have suffered severe losses and won't reach a majority, not even with the help of the Green Party and Labour.
So that's a complete upending of the Dutch sort of political landscape, which is great.
Apparently, if you go to the next one, it was the highest turnout in years, highest turnout in 30 years, which means the Dutch voters are just like, yeah, no, we've had enough of this.
It's great.
On voting day, apparently 61% of Dutch people turned out.
Still 40% of Dutch eligible voters were like, yeah, I'm okay with WEF tyranny.
I've got better things to do.
You know, wade in the swamps.
Whatever Dutch people do.
Eat cheese.
Try and touch the ceiling.
Try not to bang their head on the door.
Whatever Dutch people do.
Tallest people in the world.
Why?
Do you think it's the milk?
I think it's the milk and the beef.
I eat a lot of cheese.
I mean, I eat a lot of cheese, but I'm not very tall, so... But when you're growing up as well, there's ridiculous amounts of milk.
I used to drink milk every day as a kid.
I didn't turn out tall.
Yeah, well, look what would have happened if you'd turned out drunk milk.
If only I'd lived in a swamp.
Anyway.
I wonder what the national animal of the Netherlands is.
Is it a Shrek?
I'll look it up!
Sorry for our Dutch friends just teasing.
But anyway, as you can see, they surge, and this was a big surprise to everyone.
Under Dutch electoral procedure, the results of the regional elections will determine the allocation of Senate seats in May.
The result will give the BBB power to block the controversial nitrogen emission legislation in the Dutch Senate and provide the party with control over regional councils to enact state policy.
So this is fantastic.
Like I said, I don't understand Dutch politics, and I'm not saying that I'm in any way informed, but being able to block legislation about these nitrogen emissions, I mean, the biodiversity will just have to suffer.
It will have to be nitrogen tolerant plants that grow in the swamps, rather than nitrogen intolerant plants in the swamps, as far as I'm concerned.
If only there was another part of the world that existed.
Yes, well no, we went over the WEF's plan for the biodiversity and essentially they wanted to turn about a third of Europe into biodiverse protected areas.
It's like, who agreed to this?
Not the average Dutch farmer, that's bloody I just love the idea that it's like, oh wow, the Netherlands.
It makes all this food, but there's no biodiversity.
It's almost... Imagine if there was a other part of the world than the Netherlands that existed.
Then we might be able to have the biodiversity there instead of where we make all the food.
You would think so.
You'd think that would be a good idea, but no.
Because the Netherlands feeds about a quarter of Europe or something like that.
It was ridiculous.
There's a huge amount of food that's produced in the Netherlands.
It goes to France, Germany, Belgium and Britain.
Massive.
Yeah, but you couldn't pick the worst place to go.
No.
I mean, you'd rather turn all of Poland into a nature reserve.
Yeah, exactly.
We've got a country that's incredibly heavily densely populated and has like a layered tradition of advanced agriculture.
I mean, Eastern Europe is mostly underpopulated, so you could have used that, but instead we're going for the very central heart of agriculture production.
Anyway, so why did this happen?
And it turns out that essentially this happened because the Dutch voter, the average Dutch voter, is actually not terribly different to the average British voter.
Probably the average French voter as well.
They're disenfranchised with their politics because they can see that frankly things are going ahead without their consent and they don't approve.
If only the British voter would pay attention to what the Dutch have done here.
Pick a new party and just vote them into power, and then do the opposite of what the WEF control parties want.
If only they would do this, right?
But the British voter is of course not going to do that.
But a recent poll by one research bureau, that I can't pronounce in the Netherlands, found that half of people disagreed with the statement, in general I feel my voice is heard.
So basically half the Dutch voters are like, they're not listening to us.
It's true, they're not.
They're literally not.
And the other half are stupid.
Don't realise they're not being listened to.
The majority believe they had no say in what the government did.
The sentiment was strongest in the provinces furthest from The Hague, and when asked to choose a word from a list that best described their feelings about politics, the dominant sentiment was, quote, distrust.
Hope scored no higher than 12%.
12% of the Dutch at most were like, yeah, I'm hopeful for the future.
51% are like, I don't trust what's going on.
And probably that's only because their own government has declared war on the farmers.
That's how you know you're doing a good job as a prime minister.
Only 12% of the country believe in you.
Yes, indeed.
But anyway, so like I said, I'm afraid I don't have a terribly deep understanding of Dutch politics.
But it is nice for us to have a win.
It's nice for us to be able to say, here's some good news, the Dutch are actually doing something about the WEF in their country.
Godspeed.
You know what's great about Clarkson's Farmers?
I never really had an opinion on, like, the farming regulations or whatever, right?
And now I'm really bothered by them, yeah.
Yeah, just anything the government opposes, it's just that whatever that is.
Not even government.
Local councils.
Screw the local councils.
Sure, but it's just the fact that the best bit was when Clarkson was explaining, like, you see that beautiful countryside?
Yeah, who do you think keeps it that way?
I'd never thought about that question before.
I'm like, oh yeah, obviously.
Dumbass.
Yeah.
It's not Defra.
Ancient settled land.
It's not wilderness.
Go to the video comments.
So something has recently concerned me here in Australia.
A couple of months back was Australia Day, which is a day in which we celebrate, we have parades and even fireworks.
Except for this time in which it was followed by protests instead and anti-Australian sentiment, if I can dare say that.
The protests were mostly about changing the date of Australia Day, which falls on the 26th of January, which I don't mind.
However, I was a bit concerned with the fact that many pubs were closed simply for a cause of political correctness.
This is the woke agenda in Australia.
Well, that's embarrassing.
Was that actually embarrassing?
Like your national day closed down.
Have you seen the Straya Day video?
No.
John, can you just search on Google for Straya Day?
Straya.
S-T-R-A-Y-A.
Straya Day.
It's so good.
Is it going to be like, um... It's going to be one of two things.
It's going to be like a real man's matter.
It's going to be someone being racist and Australian.
I think those are the two things that come out of Australia.
Find it, John?
Yeah, that top one.
Yeah, that one.
Okay, it's a man's man.
Actually, it could be both.
A patriotic message for Australians.
Hey, poofters, listen up.
Straight A. It's fuckin' nationalism, ya prick.
Have it in ya.
Know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get some mates, get some VB, get me holdin' with me mates and me BB.
Gonna get some fuckin' plastic flags, crazy clarks, gonna stick them out the windows of me holdin'.
Gonna leave them there till fuckin' October.
Straight A. Fuckin' oaths.
Look at this poof.
He's Australian.
He's fucking, I don't know, Australia Day.
Get out of your country.
Don't beat up this poof.
Eat lamb.
I don't know why.
It's fucking nationalism.
Don't ask questions.
Just roll out the barbie.
Fry those cunts until they turn black.
Get some flags.
Put them on ya.
Dress up like a fuckin' koala.
Australia Day.
Greatest country in the fuckin' world, ya prick.
Get outta me country.
Get outta me country.
Gonna fuckin' glass some cunts.
Gonna get a glass.
Gonna smash it on some poof.
I don't give a shit.
Australia Day.
Don't fuckin' overtake me.
Double centre line.
Scratch me hold and I'll fuckin' cut ya.
Crack open me VB.
Fire at the Barbie.
Watch some fuckin' telly.
Footies on.
What's the score?
10-0, fuck off.
Oi, get out of me country!
It's full.
Still got me Crisco hamper.
Still half full.
Shit, oughta go to Bali.
Straight A, fucko.
Spend straight A in Bali, just as long as I don't come here.
Oi, get out of me country, poof.
Fuckin' glass ya.
Got me winnie blues.
Got me chisel.
Not going to work tomorrow.
Fuck that.
Gonna get smashed.
Beat some fucking lebs.
Get fucked up.
Nationalism.
Hey!
Don't be un-Australian.
Crank up triple J. Top 100.
Pick up chicks.
Put em in a hole.
None a give a fuck.
Go out in town.
Wear me fucking good shirt.
Pop a collar.
Straight A. Fucking celebrate ya poof.
Sounds like a good time.
Yeah, I was meant to be an ironic video, but I kind of endorse all of it.
There is something beautiful, not just about the Australian accent, but I want to say like the Australian vocabulary.
Yes.
Especially the slurs, not slurs, what's it called?
Slang they use.
Yeah.
It just perfectly works for that kind of Yeah, they don't seem to understand that, like, the C word is not something that the other English-speaking countries really say.
I mean, we do, in English.
But Australian English is on another level.
But, you know, if you're going to say that in English, like, in England, you have to be really annoyed.
No, because you'd be like, you know, what you can't stop doing.
No one says that!
You don't.
But also just like Big Les and all the shows like that, just with the Australian accent somehow just weirdly works for being kind of hostile, but that's okay.
Get out my country.
Yeah.
Poof.
I love the country's full.
That's not as massive we're talking about.
It's the size of the continental United States.
It's got 20 million people in it.
You've seen those stickers you can get for your car that just say, fuck off, we're full?
With the Australian, like, outline on the back?
Yeah.
Guy driving through the outback.
You're not.
I'm not saying you should take immigrants, I'm saying... He's kind of true though, innit?
You wouldn't have an outback if it was full, so... Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, we're full.
We've still got the outback.
Before we lose it.
Occupied by rabbits.
They're an invasive species.
The other Henry A says, while I detest the Tories as much as Carl does, taking a random still, cropping it out of context is just cheap.
Well yeah, that's why we covered it really, and because it was funny.
Is some weird revenge for Ed Miliband looks weird eating a bacon butty from 2014?
No, no, that would require a level of intellectual consistency and continuity that the left is simply not capable of.
This is whatever they can say is bad about the Tories this day, and they never take the right thing, which is they're not doing what they're supposed to do.
They pretend that they're doing way more than they promised they would do, to the point of being Hitler.
Omar says, don't we, don't something like 75% of asylum abusing adventurers on vacation back to their home countries?
It was 79% in Sweden.
We haven't done a study of that in Britain, apparently.
In Sweden, 79% were like, yeah, I'm going home.
I'm back.
Because you still give me money.
Because I'm a refugee.
You're an idiot.
That's why.
I still can't get over how we get any Somalis in Northern Europe as refugees.
I mean, I'm sorry, I just look at you.
How?
Exactly.
I broke a bunch of laws.
What are we keeping you here exactly?
It's not just broke a bunch of laws.
You broke a bunch of laws in a lot of countries to get to this point.
I mean, I know it's the same as like, you know, Afghanis or something.
But just like Somalis, I mean, you've got to go on a really weird route to get to the UK.
I can't understand the Albanians either.
It's like, look, yeah, hello fellow black people.
I'm a refugee from where?
Albania.
That's about organised crime though.
Of course it is.
But we've still got 15,000 Albanians in these hotels.
It's like, how's a single Albanian doing it?
Yeah, but that one at least, I can function with that, because it is so obvious you're being fleeced.
There's no pretense.
It's not individual guys just... Yeah, it's so obvious we're being fleeced, exactly!
But like, with Afghanistan and Somalia, it's individual guys who overall are doing the thing, right?
Whereas with the Albanians, because it's organised, I'm just sort of like... But it's in some way like, okay, some guy from Somalia turns up.
He's like, okay, he's clearly from Africa.
He's, you know, thin, because they generally are quite thin.
Maybe he's fleeing some sort of civil war or persecution or something like that.
Maybe there is an argument there, right?
But if some fat Albanian turns up, Well, you know, my uncle's in the Albanians.
He's like, are you in some money here?
There's just no plausible narrative.
No, that's my point.
The Albanian drug gang in London that his brother is a member of and he's telling him about is like, look, come on over.
Worst they'll do is deport you back to Albania.
I mean, that's a great sale.
I know, but why... But it just... From the perspective of the British, right?
From the perspective of the do-gooding, like, you know... Why don't we just enforce that maybe criminals should be illegal?
Obvious European turns up and is like, hello, fellow refugees.
I'm here to claim refuge in Britain.
Where are you from?
Albania.
Hasn't been a war.
I'm here to... wash cars.
Yeah, exactly.
It's just that you don't have a narrative.
You're not a refugee from Albania.
You're a criminal.
You should be deported.
Obviously.
Anyway, Kevin says, uh, your machete joke, Karl, is the real reason that all the lefties are against the Rwanda deal.
Which one?
Rwandans would deal with the rapist migrants by dragging the machetes out from the box under the floorboards and end the problem.
Rwanda being a staunchly Christian country.
Um, well, I don't know how Christian they were in 1992.
Oh, very Christian.
You gotta live by the sword, man.
Doesn't say what kind.
Actually, I ordered a book about the Random Genocide.
I told you, didn't I?
You weren't very interested.
Yeah, because you're still disbelieving that it happened.
No, no, no, I'm in favour of it.
You're in favour of it?
No, I'm in favour of believing it happened.
I'm not.
But this book is about the stories of the people who did it.
Because, of course, it was only 30 years ago.
Like, these people are still alive.
And I really want to hear what they were thinking about those goddamn Tootsies.
And so... What were the Tootsie lies?
Yeah, yeah, well, I mean, but like, the whole thing where it's just... I mean, is it really a struggle to believe that on Rwandan radio in like five years' time, there'll be like these bloody migrants harassing schoolgirls?
You know what we've got to do, lads.
Insane.
Well, you know, you and Didn't Care Last Time won't care this time.
Yeah, exactly, what are they going to do?
Brandon says, uh, wouldn't shipping modern day slaves to Africa be liberating them?
I mean, Africa never had anything to do with slavery, right?
Well, I mean, it still would be liberating them.
Because I mean, not everyone in Africa was a slave.
We're not sending them to Saudi Arabia, where they are going to just be slaves again.
We're sending them to a country that is actually having anti-slavery policy.
And we will actually pay for them to live there.
It's insufferable.
I just hear, it's like, yeah, well we can't just tell them not to come.
So what we're gonna do is we'll pay some other foreign country a hundred million miles away to house them forever.
It's like, why are we paying a penny?
Spill wool in Northern Ireland, throw them out.
Yeah.
Go back to the EU.
Yeah, exactly.
You're France's problem now.
Which is literally what it is.
You know how Putin has ordered that all Russian maps built in Russia must recognise the territories?
Same thing, except we just organised that all new British maps have Ireland written as France.
Yeah.
Just recognise it as French territory from now on?
Yeah.
Or Germany.
German territory.
How would they feel about that?
The whole EU just drawn as Germany.
Now what?
I don't know and I would like to see that actually.
Except Vichy France and stuff.
Supreme Duck says, how is living paycheck to paycheck different from slavery?
Migrating a bunch of people into the country will hurt minimum wage.
Isn't that also promoting slavery then?
So pro-migration is pro-slavery.
Well, the very obvious distinction is in the terminology we use.
You call it chattel slavery or wage slavery.
I mean, he is right that either way, it's basically you're stuck in this place forever that you have to work for pittance.
You don't even get molasses.
Making the plantation argument?
Kind of weird.
I'm not, I'm saying it's worse than.
You know what's funny about, um, so you know about, I told you about the Victoria games, like Victoria 2, Victoria 3.
Victoria 3 is out, and one of the things you can do is if you're playing as the Americans, you can actually have the standard of living of even your slave class higher than the average French president.
So, there was a YouTuber who was playing it and managed to get his slaves to a higher level of standard of living than the middle class French, And then people were like, why won't you abolish slavery?
And he's like defending it, being like, well, you know, they live pretty good lives.
They're living better than the average French nobleman.
What do you want?
And everyone's like, we need to embargo the United States.
They're defending slavery.
What, become like you?
Our slaves have the finest of everything.
Thank you very much.
But he was able to do it in the game.
Yeah, but campaign promise, not one slave will eat frog's legs.
This isn't France, don't worry.
100% of the slave vote is in.
Can you give slaves the vote?
X, Y, and Z says, somehow these arsehats believe... Why can't you give slaves the vote?
There's no reason you can't give slaves the vote!
Functioning system!
Technically... Did the Roman slaves have votes?
No.
Well, very few people have.
Yeah, I mean in the Republic.
Yeah, very few people.
Okay.
You have to be a landowning man of 25 or something.
Look how slaves even have to vote.
Yeah, that's the movie.
Your slaves can't even vote.
I don't take moral lessons from you!
Get dunked on, losers!
The Americans defending slavery.
I did go through the slave narratives and the amount of food that the slaves had was actually remarkable.
It was more than the average Englishman.
Because America is a really prosperous country.
Not saying it's good, I'm saying they ate well from their own description.
They were doing alright, were they?
I'd say they were doing better than your ancestors were.
Yeah, that's true.
They're also doing better than their ancestors were.
Yeah, but everyone in the old world was eaten worse than those bloody slaves, I tell you.
Yeah, but there's also the point of like, would you rather be born in Detroit now?
I'd rather be free, obviously, but like...
I ain't being born in Detroit.
No, I don't want to be born in Detroit, Jesus.
You ever seen those memes of like a baby?
And it's like, please not France, please not France.
Angel Brain says, the way things are going in Scotland with regards to employment and housing, I'm about six months away from trying to get myself deported to Rwanda.
I mean, that hotel did look great.
Yeah, I'd say that.
General High Ping says... Actually, I wonder if we can book it.
No, because it's not done yet, right?
So they must be still doing bookings.
Do you reckon we can...
That's a good question.
I'm going to look if I can fly down for a weekend.
Yeah, get a weekend in.
Oh god, literally the holocaust.
Just set a sunbathing.
That is a genuinely funny idea.
General Highping says, It's been a lot of fun ruffling the feathers of pro-EU slash anti-Brexit pages, posting links to their articles about how the EU is looking to tear up the migrant explorers that are flooding their countries.
Pointing out they're going to have to make the same choice about which part of 1930s Germany they want to live in because apparently it's everywhere baby.
Nazis as far as the eye can see.
Yeah, well, I mean, that's the problem, isn't it?
When, like, the standard for being a Nazi is defending the borders of your country, then we have a lot of Nazis.
X, Y, and Z says, gee, if only the party that's in power had been handed a supermajority by the electorate, then maybe, just maybe, they'd be able to repeal the swathe of those Blairian cancerous growths that pass for laws.
Yes, if only.
I just... I don't understand how every day the Conservative Party gets up and like, yeah, so what won't we do today?
And the answer is almost everything.
But they won't do a damn thing.
George says, the only thing the Tories and Nazis have in common is being leftists.
Which the communists consider right-wing.
Ron says, I watched a Mark Rober video over the weekend about drone technology that's being used in Rwanda.
It genuinely looks like a decent place these days.
Fairly sure the leftist logic for screeching about sending migrants there is steeped in their racist belief that Afric equals bad.
Someone online says, it is exhausting living with race socialists.
That's true.
Kevin says, if your trans daughter wants to be a boy, at 14, a doctor will do a mastectomy.
If your daughter is self-conscious about her small breasts, they'll send her away until she's 18 before giving her breast implants.
Isn't that remarkable?
Sorry, are you busy booking the hotel?
Yeah, I am.
Is it actually available for bookings?
I don't know.
I found the flight.
That's a hundred quid.
Now I've got to find the hotel.
Because I think they did find out which hotel it was.
I remember last time we booked the Prospect.
I can't type in Hotel Rwanda because that'll be a movie.
Rwanda Migrant Camp?
Ooh, this is interesting.
Someone online says, I know you guys aren't cringe enough to keep up with art trends, but I've seen a huge uptick in pictures of characters with double mastectomy scars.
Young girls are absolutely glorifying this.
Is that an art trend?
I don't know.
Reminds me how a few years ago there started to be tons of characters with cutting scars.
It's really sad.
Yeah, it's awful.
I think I found it.
What's the name of the hotel?
Desire Hotel.
Might be it.
Yeah, looks like that.
Alright, two nights, two guests.
No rooms?
Aw.
We know that there aren't any bloody refugees there!
We haven't sent any!
No, sorry, we're fully booked.
No, you're not, you liar!
They're fully booked for the next three months, four months, five months.
Bastards!
No, they're not.
They're just holding empty rooms.
At our expense.
Is there a phone number?
Three stars?
Ugh.
Really is the Holocaust.
Anyway... Sorry, but I can't get over how they're just like, oh yeah, this is basically a death camp.
It's insufferable.
Oh, God.
Okay, I'll have to harass them afterwards.
S.H.
Silver says, the skin grafts only further cement the idea that this practice, we've seen them the same way as we see lobotomy, and it would be a deep shame that we allow children to grow into it.
Yeah, in 20 years' time, people are going to literally look back at this like it's lobotomy.
Matthew says, can we make an exception at the Low Seaters and hire these two MAGA country Cnidarians as remote correspondents in the US, covering Chicago politics?
Someone's like, call them up.
Rwandans, just go.
We're full, get out of our country.
To be honest with you, the amount that Jussie Smollett paid them, I don't think we can afford them.
We paid them thousands of dollars.
Well, those two guys.
Yeah.
Just beat them up.
That was like, you know, 20 minutes work.
I think that's hush-hush money, which... So they'll probably work for less.
I mean, you know, I guess that he's not going to sue them for breach of contract or anything, is he?
Yeah.
You broke the contract.
Why?
You told everyone you were going to beat up an empire.
Yeah, he's not going to do that.
Jan says, when the Greta tweet came, I got a new flash on my phone about the world's top climate scientists issue survival guide for humanity and call for major course correction.
Humanity still has a change close to the last one.
At this point, I don't care.
Yeah, I'm just in favor of it, frankly.
I mean, we're not on YouTube now, so I can say it.
I just want the ice caps to just fully melt.
I want all the coastal cities to just be subsumed.
It's not gonna happen.
Just think how, well, yeah, it's probably not.
Have you seen the picture of like the Statue of Liberty from like 1889?
Literally 2019.
I keep getting those ones where people will show like the local docks or like Plymouth Rock or something, be a fact check.
I'm like, no, it's been moved a few times.
But then the Statue of Liberty hasn't been moved.
Like the island is exactly the same.
Yes.
The water level is exactly the same.
I remember watching Top Gear and they were talking, it must've been like, I don't know, 2001 or something, right?
And now it's been later than that.
But I remember them talking about the fact that the ice caps are going to melt and London would be underwater by 2012.
Why do you keep teasing me with these utopian futures?
I'm just checking out the reviews.
The letter M says, we need to stop letting them refer to these hormone blockers as a pause, maybe as puberty derailment.
Yes, that's a good point.
Nothing wrong with a hotel, but there were Americans staying there.
One star!
They were loud and obnoxious!
Well, there won't be any more, so... Good point, good point.
I mean, I would think so.
Yeah, I bet they've heard it right too.
I mean, I would think so.
Radchik was right, referring to the Nigerian MAGA supporters.
Are we sure Jussie Maletman wasn't trying to hire some guys for some oddly specific kinky stuff?
They just kind of ooze charisma and lifting energy the TDS media always talks about the right wing having.
Yeah, I bet they've heard it right, too.
Ross Diggle says, thick Nigerian accent.
Hello, this is...
I can't do Nigerian accent.
This is the Prince of MAGA country.
You have won a lynching.
Give me your bank details and we'll start your lynching forthwith.
Brandon Thomas says, African on time, African... Africans on African-American hate.
Omar says, for God's sake guys, we don't need farmers.
We can just buy it from the supermarket.
That's where the food comes from, right?
Which is... I mean, did you see the video of some consumer being like, farming is contributing to global warming?
Yeah, we need to stop farming now.
I was wondering as we were watching that, like what if the farmers just all went on strike?
Then we'd go hungry.
No, but like one country, let's say like the British farmers, I think they provide some like... 50% of our food.
Yeah, because we import a huge amount here.
Like if they just all went on strike tomorrow, just get the food for themselves.
They're not Aryan, they don't trade amongst each other.
And just have the country actually go through some problems as a result.
Just to remind everyone who has the real power.
Like do you remember when the truckers... The farming tyranny!
Yeah, but it's like when the truckers did their thing, and everyone realised, oh crap.
Yeah, we do need them to do stuff.
You can really push the country to the brink just by yourselves, and in which case... Well, imagine if, yeah, just literally the farmers were like, we're not sending you food, now what?
Like, we spoke about the coal miners in the Soviet Union, they were like the last group that had any political power, because of course no one had political power but the dear leader, but if there was no coal, country end.
So, couldn't be too mean to them.
I mean, if I were the Dutch farmers, I'd be... Well, I mean, they're taking over the country, thank God, so there's that.
I'm pretty annoyed.
Do you reckon... Because if the hotels blow, I could just... Just walk in.
Put on a lanyard.
Well, I mean, I am paying for this.
No, but a white man with a lanyard, they're not going to stop you.
I mean, literally, I'll show them my British passport.
Yeah, I paid for this.
Like, literally, I paid for this.
I'll show them how much tax I paid last year.
Literally, I paid for this.
Yeah, here's my tax returns, there you are.
British citizen... I own half the staff.
Charlie says, the Dutch Farmers Party destroying all others isn't a surprise.
In Ireland, the farmers are easily the most powerful election group.
They have and do elect to take down governments.
It's great to see the Dutch farmers taking a stand.
I see this as another example of the out-of-touch urbanites trying to dictate and destroy the lives of the rural population.
If it spills with you, that's all literally the entire Enlightenment has been.
Is the urban centers being like, yeah, but if we're, we're the ones in charge, why don't we just tyrannize the countryside?
That's all it is.
And the countryside needs to be like, no, shut up or you go hungry.
I mean it like seriously, like stop the food supply to London.
A couple of days.
It was like with the truckers as well.
Yeah.
It was like, what if no one trucks in your food?
Yeah.
Oh no.
why does the city smell of piss?
That was the best thing!
It was clearly driving the left wing residents of Ontario, I think it was, demented with It was great as well.
Nothing you can do about it.
You could see the gritted teeth, the horns.
They could probably still hear them in their You ever had neighbours who are that loud, you literally can't sleep?
I personally haven't, no.
I can imagine.
At university there were some guys next door who decided to host a house party all night, no warning, and blaring this music so loud, right next to me, we ended up having to go to my girlfriend's house because you just could not sleep.
And I think back to that, and if you have that experience, it is actually unbearable, you go mad.
I bet it is.
So... I'm just saying, there is no better punishment.
It literally is a form of torture.
Baron Von Walk says, it tells the quality of the Dutch government when they care more about the swamp algae than the lives and health of their subjects.
Imagine Mary Antoinette telling starving Dutch farmers let them eat algae.
What a joke of a country.
Well, it's the government that's the problem.
Obviously.
Sorry, I got that wrong.
It's not that there's not enough algae.
The algae is preventing a diversity of butterflies.
There's not enough butterflies in the swamps, guys, so you're gonna have to stop farming.
It's like, sorry, this is like 10th generation farm.
I'm not giving up on that and we're gonna make you give up your farm because we need more butterflies in the swamps.
I mean, get effed.
I'm not having it, you know.
And that's what the Dutch do.
Don't you know that butterflies can only live here?
There's not any other part of the world they can live in.
Brandon says, where is the evidence that a warmer planet is actually a bad thing?
I'm not of the expert class, but I imagine biodiversity, cuddly creatures, and primitive man were all better as glaciers retreated than in the middle of the ice ages.
If this is true, could it be a conservative version of it isn't happening but it's a good thing?
Yeah, I mean, that's actually kind of where I am.
I don't think it's happening, but it would be a good thing.
I kind of hate all the predictions for the UK as well, whenever you talk about the climate stuff.
It's either it's going to freeze to death or boil.
Either one.
I'm pro-boiling.
I mean, I'm pro-freezing, but like boiling isn't that bad either.
No.
You can get air conditioning.
Imported from America.
I think freezing's better, just not a log.
It's easier to heat up than cool down.
Yeah, but it's really annoying to ride to work on.
That's your problem.
Yeah, I know.
I mean, I generally prefer the cold as well, but like, I was thinking about this the other day.
It's gotta be... I'd rather ride my bike in Florida weather.
Just perpetual ice sheets.
If we paid for the gridders, you could actually never have to deal with that again.
So you get up in the morning in Russia, everything's gridded already.
Every road, every sidewalk in Moscow is done.
It's just like, okay.
Don't just pay for it.
Yep.
Ross says, affecting the local growth of flora.
Piss off, it's the Netherlands.
It's literally land reclaimed from the sea.
That's a good point.
That's a very good point.
You've taken this land from the trees.
What?
I took it from the fishes.
I took it from the coral.
The fish are all like, why are we getting...
Lord Crumpet says, this is just like Nazi Germany, now hits me as the same level as literally 1984.
We're trying to take foreigners to a holiday resort, just like Nazi Germany.
I can't place mines around my house to keep burgers out, literally 1984.
I say we chisel no boat people into the cliffs of Dover.
Yeah, but they're still ignoring it.
I mean, Jesus.
Not a bad idea, though.
Because you know they like to occasionally, I was led by donkeys, monkeys people put a hologram of some video up there i mean if we did like one day just something into it what would be the response i mean everyone would panic they can't fill it in surely i mean it would be a massive pain the ass to do projecting something onto it would be way easier i reckon the guys who could do it i definitely not left this sorry i'm just i'm just passing this comment before i read it Okay.
Man Carl saying, sorry, I just find Six Million Wanting giving me another 9-11.
It wasn't the way I was figuring it out.
That's not what I was saying, but it kind of came out right.
I want a new fiction to live under, so let's have something worse than World War II.
I'm just tired of Hitler and World War II.
I was tired of it in school.
I'm imagining some kid in 1913 is just like, I'm so sick of Napoleon.
Oh, he's going to take over all of Europe.
Was he?
Really?
Was he?
Nothing like that will happen.
I mean, on the plus side, at least Napoleon had taken over all of Europe.
Yeah, I mean, he had it.
Did he have it longer than Hitler?
Hm?
Longer?
Yeah, it probably was longer, yeah.
I mean, Hitler's reign was really short.
It was actually kind of pathetic that we talk about that.
12 years in total, but like five years of war, right?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure Napoleon lasted longer than Hitler.
Oh, I mean, you know, I'll check.
I've never thought to come back.
They're both fighting in hell.
Napoleon's just like, loser.
I mean, he would be able to do that, yeah.
But I mean, he's a loser too.
Yeah.
I mean, Cthulhu's not going to be down there and be like, hello.
Michael says, build a machine to collect the cow poop and turn it into nitrogen-rich organic fertilizer or grow the funny mushrooms.
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That was a joke!
If you want the new villain for the 21st century, what are you waiting for?
Raise your son right!
We need a new Saddam.
That's my real problem with the modern age.
Kind of talking about Hitler.
I would love the idea of the League of Villains from the Batman series.
League of Doom.
That, except it is a think tank in the United States.
It's like, how do we move on?
What worse atrocities can we commit?
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