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The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters #562
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Hello and welcome to the podcast of the Lotus Eaters for the 6th of January 2023.
I'm joined by Connor.
Hello there.
And today we're going to be talking about the wokest incomprehensible gibberish, what is the point of view exactly, and late-stage progressivism, which is going to be good fun.
Otherwise, we shall begin with one announcement, which is that we have a book club going live.
That is at 3.30 today, is that correct?
So if you want to go and tune in, you can come and listen.
I suppose I'll let you sell the book itself.
Yeah, Josh and I are discussing Gad Saad's parasitic mind, friend of the show, Professor Saad, and the book compares woke mind viruses to the likes of zombie ant fungus, and male feminists to sneaky effers like cuttlefish, so we're going through the psychological literature associated with that, and building on the book, not just telling you what it says.
Anyway, otherwise we shall begin with incomprehensible gibberish, which, you know, none of the best segue, but...
So, wokest, incomprehensible gibberish.
What the hell am I talking about?
Well, I don't know, and neither do they.
And that's the point.
Which is the point that, at some point, it's just every word has to be rewritten, apparently.
Everything, ever, into some kind of new, incoherent language.
Or we'll just make up new words to describe things that don't really exist.
And that's what I have to talk about.
I'll start off just by plugging something, being the Ghost Ship of Theseus podcast me and Carl did a while back.
I believe it's in this podcast.
It might have been the one before.
But we were talking about there was this movement.
I think they're like positivists or some crap.
Logic positivists.
Yeah, who are like, you know what we should do?
Make a language that is devoid of all inherent assumptions.
And it's like, okay, that's mad.
Why would you do that?
What advantage would they have?
Oh, it's purely scientific language.
Non-scientific.
This is nonsense.
They tried and they failed.
And, well, you see a lot of that in today's renaming of every word ever.
And I thought we'd get checking into some of them.
So we'll start off just with the wokest language.
I mean, I've seen some articles just listing stuff like this now.
Do you speak woke?
And it's usually some boomer conservative who's like, look at all these silly words.
And yeah, they are silly words.
He's right, as well.
I mean, just someone here.
I mean, why do we know them?
BAME? Why do I have to learn that?
CIS? That means nothing.
Cultural appropriation?
That doesn't mean anything.
Gender binary?
That doesn't mean anything.
Internalized misogyny?
Doesn't mean anything.
Mansplaining?
Doesn't mean anything.
It's clearly made up bollocks.
Did you know there's a binary agenda?
Yeah.
Because there's two.
Gender binary is a complete waste of time.
Conscious capitalism.
What, are they accusing you of buying things in your sleep?
Yes.
Anyway, but the most precedent one of madness has to be Womixen, which I'm sure everyone knows and loves, internally and externally.
We have Utah pride here to define what Womixen means, of course, compared to women.
We'll just read their definition real quick.
"Identity can play a large role in our mental health, and the words we use to identify ourselves matter.
As language changes and evolves, and words gain subtext, we all get to explore the way we present ourselves with words.
Yes indeed, words have meaning." that's a long way of writing that definition Wemixen a woman used specifically in intersectional feminism as an alternative spelling to avoid the suggestion of sexism perceived to in sequences of man and men and to be inclusive with trans and non-binary women which is really funny of course because if you're saying Wemixen instead of woman so you can differentiate between women and trans women It's the tacit admission that non-binary people and trans women are not women, which of course YouTube would never suggest.
It's not a woman, it's a we're mixing.
Amazing!
Utah Pride can bring us such amazing facts such as this.
Well, I'm really glad as well that they admitted their identity issue is a mental health issue at the start.
There's that position as well, which is just like, yeah, we have problems with our words, and we need to fix the problems with our words, and so there are no problems with the words.
There's a problem in your mind.
You're just upset by reality.
Okay, well then...
I'm sorry.
Don't know what to say about that.
Anyway, Wormixen became a thing, as people may remember.
The Women's March even did it.
Do you remember this?
I mean, that's just all kinds of comedy.
Like, the Women's March doesn't use the word woman anymore.
They use Wormixen.
For people listening, it's a hashtag trust Wormixen on some, I don't know, theater billboard there whilst all the whamming underneath...
Do you remember when they got rid of the pink pussy hats because they said it doesn't represent black and brown women?
That's why they ditched it.
They said it was racist.
Because...
You know, they're not...
The same...
I've been reliably told.
Anyway.
Yeah, women don't know that, apparently.
Anyway.
What are they...
Oh, God.
I was retarded.
I was retarded on so many levels.
But that was a thing.
And then, being intersectional insanity, of course, we have to expand this into Latinos.
Of course, Latinx became a thing.
Remember this political article, Democrats fall flat with Latinx.
Yeah, funny that.
Quote, why are we using a word that is preferred by only 2% but offends as much as 40% of the voters we want to win over, said one pollster.
Yeah, I mean, it's horrific how people use Wormixin like this.
Oh, no, sorry, Latinx.
That's a totally different circumstance.
Well, I don't understand why they would use the Latin prefix anyway, because they're truly trying to be woke.
They'd remove Latin because that is the language that was imported over to the indigenous South Americans who were sacrificing children's hearts to the storm god.
You'd probably say like Espanax or something instead.
Not even that, because the Spanish association would be the colonial, so the...
Oh crap, I've read a whole ladder of problems.
Anyway, they say...
It's turtles all the way down.
30% said they would be less likely to support any politician or organisation that uses the term Latinx back when this was done.
I think this was 2021 when this polling was done.
It was like, yeah, who could have told you that except, like, everyone ever.
Do you like the term Latinx?
Shut up, gringo.
I also love the idea that the same thing doesn't apply to Ward-Mixen.
Because only 30% of women probably aren't going to support any group that says Ward-Mixen because the hell's wrong with you.
I mean, the same with men.
Just, like, what the hell's wrong with you?
Well, it brings a whole new ex, too.
If you can't respect my sex, then you don't get my ex, as in in the ballot box.
So...
Well, literally.
Instead, you get the warm mix in.
So we'll go to the update on that, which is that pressure group started dropping the term, because that was retarded.
What were we doing?
I don't know what crack we were smoking, but let's stop doing it.
Quote, Let's stop using Latinx in all communications, said Garcia, the leader of...
I can't remember the organization now.
League of United Latin American Citizens.
Apparently the biggest pressure group for such things.
He said it was very unliked by almost all Latinos, and he included in the email he sent to everyone in the organization a Miami Herald editorial saying the Latinx community doesn't like being called Latinx.
Just stop it, progressives.
Gold.
So, of course, Joe Biden had to pick it up and ran with it once upon a time.
I don't know if he's still doing it.
I know the Supreme Court is still doing it.
Do you remember when his wife compared Latinos to breakfast tacos?
Yeah.
Very progressive.
Very based.
Anyway.
Do you remember when she gave her a speech?
I can't remember the damn name now, but the guy who has a flag and it just looks like the Nazi flag?
Because it was inspired by the Nazi flag.
It's something like Mexican-American trade union, right?
It's literally just a red background, white circle, and then a black eagle in the middle.
Just imagine that.
Average Albanian.
It's like Joe Biden getting up and condemning, I think it was on the anniversary of Charlottesville, the white supremacists marching down with tiki torches and Nazi word for cigarettes when he meant to say the word flags.
So, not the average Nick Fuentes fan, Joe Biden.
Rightio.
In a speech highlighting the importance of getting vaccinated, for some reason, Biden said it's awfully hard as well to get the Latinx vaccinated.
They run away so quickly.
Yeah.
Why?
They're worried they'll get vaccinated and deported.
You quite have called it there.
So yeah, anyone with South American ancestry, you're an illegal.
What?
This is actually like, for a while, when it was still the Trump administration, Netflix were doing sequel series to a lot of their shows, like 13 Reasons Why or Orange is the New Black, and they suddenly made all the Latino characters illegal immigrants.
That was the only storyline they could give them, even though they were already established.
What else are they?
I don't know.
I'm a Democrat, I don't...
It's like when Joe Biden said black people can't use the internet, that's why they don't know where the vaccination centres are.
Yeah, they can.
Story viewers!
But that's the thing, if you met a Democrat, they actually think like that, apparently.
At least their leaders do, consistently.
Vaccination now, vaccination tomorrow, and vaccination forever!
They're literally only there to be deported.
All those people are for.
Right, okay.
The basic response to that at the time was amazingly funny.
This one being my favourite.
It's just people from Latin America.
I really like the American Pie remake.
Yeah, there's that.
If you go to the next one as well, there's also just Greg being like, fire the white intern that keeps using the term Latinx to whoever keeps using it.
Just doesn't matter the organisation, but just stop.
The framework actually though of the deportations is kind of subversively clever.
Because if he's leveraging...
If you're an illegal, you're a Latinx.
Yeah, but then if you create a constituency of people that are perpetually afraid of being deported, even if they're legal or not, then that means they're contingent on the government.
They have to vote for the people that are most likely to keep them in the country.
So then you flip constitutional rights and legal citizenship to civil rights and citizenship based on what group we like.
And so that just makes the Democrats in forever with a specific demographic.
It does.
But I'm also just a very big fan of actually taking on all of these terms.
I'm not actually against Womixen.
I'm happy to use that for those women.
And same with the illegals.
They can all be Latinx, and they can be the little boy there with his lips out, and everyone else can be Latino.
Anyway, going to the French, who utterly rejected all of this, just in every possible concept, not just about Latinx and Womixen and everything else.
This was gender-neutral pronouns started to be introduced to the French language by French Zoomers who had been watching too much American TV. And I just made it incomprehensible, because it's impossible to introduce gender-neutral pronouns for an inherently gendered language.
Yeah, the French mistress.
I don't want to call her the first lady, because it's a bit weird.
I completely forgot she's 69 years old.
Macron's missus.
Macron's like 40-somethings.
She has the complexion of beef jerky.
Anyway, French politics aside.
She came out and said, yeah, no.
Because she's also got a very big interest in the French language, and also the French Academy, who decide what is French and what is not.
Where, this is Anglo-Saxon.
This is not ours.
Also, if she abolishes gender, she can't get her toy boys anymore.
No, but now the Welsh Valleys are at it as well.
And this is the weirdest thing for me.
The reason I have to write this is because...
It gives us a nice opportunity to be the foreigners in this sense.
Because, of course, when in the English language some stupid aggressive is like, what if I put the X in the middle of a sentence or whatever, a word, and it's dumb and stupid, and we get it.
But then, when you see this being done to the Welsh, it's kind of imperialistic.
And I think you'll agree with me by the end.
Anyway, Welsh language, non-binary speakers want gender-neutral help.
As in, they want to rewrite the Welsh language.
I do like how there's a pitchfork behind them, because I do just think these people look like demons.
Um, okay.
I think it's meant to be wheat as well.
I'm sure it is, but...
Like many European languages, Welsh nouns are gendered, which changes their mutations and professions, and also tend to be gendered as well.
One tutor working for the government-funded Welsh learning programme, Dyskiu Kriig...
Cymraig?
Cymraig.
Welsh has altered his teaching.
So, first and foremost, that's a government-funded program.
And this dude is like, well, I do teach Welsh.
What if I teach gibberish and Welsh?
And the government are just going to continue finding that, apparently, even if he's teaching the students actual gibberish.
But cool.
Is Wales itself a fatphobic name?
They're going to have to change that.
We're going to go to that later.
You're kidding me!
Thomas Hopkins said he was led to be more inclusive towards non-binary students, but he had first language Welsh speakers who were less likely to encounter gender neutral Welsh, which is a new language he's made up.
Right.
So the people who actually speak Welsh, first language, as in like their native tongue is Welsh, very small proportion of people like that, but they are there.
None of them understand what the hell you're talking about.
But this dude, who learned Welsh as a second language and is now making up words, for some reason isn't understood by the Welsh speakers.
We should just say, okay, coloniser.
No, but also just like, if you want to make up a language.
Yeah, sure.
You shouldn't expect people to talk to you.
But also, you have, as a second language, learned their language and then are culturally appropriating and wanting to change the indigenous language of the Welsh or a colonizer.
What if I shove this Anglo-Saxon trash into the Welsh language?
That's a really bad hand motion to use for these people, Cal.
Oh, the Welsh.
Anyway, many non-binary people use the plural...
What?
I don't...
Alright, Welsh is hard enough.
And this is why I love this topic, because coming from English speakers who don't speak Welsh, imagine trying to learn Welsh, for one.
Is it meant to be pronounced New?
N-H-W might be New.
Yeah, it's N-H-W, that's the pronoun.
Which is a gender-neutral singular pronoun.
I don't know what the other ones are going to be by the end of this.
But...
What?
Like, think of this for a minute when you have someone, basically all over the world, let's be frank, who are learning English for whatever reason, for business, usually, interacting with tourists, foreigners, maybe they want to come to someone where people speak English.
And you turn up and start telling them about Wemixen.
Do you feel the confusion?
Just from, like, someone giving you nuhu, whatever the hell that means, and whatever the hell you're meant to use that.
Most people are just going to be like, screw it, I'll learn Mandarin.
Yeah, okay.
Embrace my overlords.
Anything to shut you up.
Like, if I'm an African migrant and I'm like, okay, the West is lost, I'm going to China.
Have you seen that guy, the black guy, I don't know where he's from, actually, who went to China, learned perfect Mandarin, and just learned, like, all the Chinese Communist songs?
No.
He became famous because he just makes videos being, like, the perfect Communist.
Like, he sung this song, um, what is it?
Without the Communist Party, there would be no modern China.
But he sings it perfectly, and it's just really funny how he's there, and he's in this uniform, and he's just this massive black guy, and it's really weird.
Well, at least I can't accuse him of being a white leftist, at least.
Yeah, but because he's a black guy who can speak Mandarin quite well, he was put on TV to sing these songs!
Just because, like, ah, look!
Yeah.
See?
It's busted.
Not racist, look.
Anyway, getting back to the gibberish.
So, however, many professions are gendered, such as the word athru for the male teacher, and athru is, I don't know, Welsh people, sue me, for female.
A lack of knowledge of LGBTQ plus terms in Welsh means that when people use n'hu...
Sometimes they're unable to be understood, says Rowan.
Just imagine ten years in the future, it's just going to be like, Nhu is a Jukmikamur.
Nhu is a Jukmikamur.
So Rowan over here, who is probably a Jukmikamur, telling us about Nhu, Nhu is not understood by the Welsh when he says Nhu is Jukmikamur.
Because it's not Welsh.
I'm the only new here in the village.
He's a 20-year-old, 22-year-old teacher in the valley of Glamorgan, which is...
Yeah.
The reason you're not understood, mate, is because you're not speaking Welsh.
Or English.
Or anything.
You're just speaking wokest gibberish.
And it's incomprehensible.
See?
The title.
Anyway, roll credits.
Anyway, working with the Welsh-speaking schools, Rowan, who uses the non-binary...
Nick...
Prefix...
He also uses the they-them pronouns, not Welsh they-them, whatever that would be, because they don't exist.
It's almost because it's nonsense, so...
He had to come out to colleagues in English because they did not feel they could be understood in Welsh, and they also didn't have the vocabulary to do so, which is freaking hilarious.
He's like, I want to come out as non-binary to all my colleagues.
But none of that exists in the Welsh language!
Because it's an ancient language that, you know, roots itself in reality, not in modern scientific...
Scientism.
Just blank stares from the entire staff room.
And then he's just like, Oh, I'm gay.
Oh, we all knew that!
Bonadar!
I'm they, them!
Eh?
They should be able to speak about their identity and other people in the first language they said.
This is Rowan.
They're using they in the BBC because, you know, mech over here.
You're going to call them a mech from now on.
Why not?
It's like a little part of you is dying when you have to say it in English.
But it's not your first language.
It's your third language because you invented it!
But also, like...
little part of you is dying when you have to say it in English it's called the cuckoo part of you you are actually insane if you're trying to make up a third language for people who you are trying to penetrate frankly, linguistically here, with your nonsense and then you're like, why can I not be understood?
it's almost because it's gibberish, mate That's probably why.
Maybe I'm at fault.
No, it is the children who are wrong.
No, it is the Welsh.
Okay, I agree with that.
No, it's the Welsh for not being fluent in gibberish.
Which I don't agree with.
It just makes you feel like...
I can almost see him crying.
He says this.
You're some strange thing that doesn't belong or have any value within society.
It's like I'm the only Yukmogamur in the village.
It's actually true.
Yeah, you're not mixed sex, bro.
Stop it.
Get some help.
Mr.
Mick over here, like...
There's actually a Superman villain whose name is Mr.
Mitzius Pitlick and it is just spelled with the X's, Z's, P's and L's.
That's brilliant.
Love that.
My pronouns are Mitzius Pitlick.
But that's the thing about all of this.
These individuals who are perverting the language for no good damn reason.
You are something else.
Well, dictionaries.
No, this is the...
Okay.
So, dictionaries.
Right.
They're...
non-binary phobic?
Queerphobic, I think the term I've got.
I hate the alphabet.
Dictionaries.
I hate the alphabet, but I'm going to take half of it for myself.
The dictionaries love alphabets, but hate alphabet people by the sounds of it, because they lack many words which would describe LGBT plus identities.
Stonewall Welsh has an inclusive Welsh glossary, however, to fill in the gaps, because of course they did.
No corner of the fucking earth is safe from Stonewall, apparently.
They're like, no, no, no, we've invented a whole new language for you to learn, Mr.
Welshman.
Yes, stick it up your arse.
I'm not learning that nonsense.
Mr.
Hopkins said the way to increase knowledge of correct pronouns, such as the ones he's made up, is to increase representation in the media.
Right, so it gives job.
That, but also I do love the admission there.
No one believes or understands the hell I'm saying, because it's all gibberish and no one can believe it ever.
You know the best way to get people to believe gibberish is?
Telly.
Mass propaganda.
Yeah.
Manufacturing consent.
Yeah.
But frankly, having seen images of this man who looks like the soy jack, you are not nearly as interesting enough for me to need a Rosetta Stone to communicate with you.
You're just not that interesting.
No, well anyway, I think like him and maybe five other people.
It's like Esperanto almost.
Queer Esperanto over here.
You've got your little club, have your meeting where you all speak Esperanto to each other and someone's raised their kid to speak queer Welsh.
That's all impressive to all the members, but no one else.
Did you know, so I think it's only on coins because it's not on the flag, but they had to remove the penis from the Welsh dragon and there was a campaign to try and get it reinstated.
I didn't know I had a penis.
So technically, the Welsh dragon might be non-binary.
Welsh dragon...
You might want to put a safe search on for that.
Yeah, no, hang on.
Welsh...
Flag...
Uncensored?
Does it have a...
It's not on the flag, but I think it was on coins.
Oh.
And they took it off the coins.
But there was...
Talk amongst yourselves.
You alright there, John?
I don't see the...
Anyway, whatever.
We can be fact-checked in the comments, if not.
Oh, God.
Anyway.
Back to Wales.
Saving for later.
To help other non-binary Welsh speakers, Ellie Peel, the founder of Heart of Wales LGBTQ +, set up...
C-C-C-Moods... C-C-C-Moodids... C-C-Gay Wales, a fortnightly Welsh-speaking group in East... C-C-Camuff...
East Wales.
Quote, the purpose of the language is to understand each other and to communicate.
So if you're...
Then why are you trying to teach people gibberish, lady?
So if you're saying words and people don't understand you, that's when language breaks down, Miss Peel said.
So stop, get some help.
The class practices using Yid...
Antisemitic?
For gender-neutral endings...
This is already in use for some professions, such as commissioner, which is commissied.
Or banking?
Or lawyering?
Oh no!
Average Kanye fans!
Am I saying that right?
Is this Kanye West, like, trolling the BBC? Anyway, in Wales, the other house has no gender.
I don't know if they've done commissar yet.
Anyway, back to Mick Rickson over here.
I thought he was Rowan earlier.
It sounds like Nick Dixon's evil brother.
No, but I thought his name was Rowan.
No, he's put an X in there.
It's Mick Rickson.
Mick Rickson over here.
Bless you.
Added, representation is so important.
You can only be what you see and talk about.
Then how did you make any of this crap up?
We can't even talk about you!
We don't know what you are!
We can't see any of this crap.
No one could.
You made it up in your own goddamn head and they're like, why are the Welsh native speakers not understand the gibberish nonsense I've made up in my own head?
I don't know, mate.
I don't know.
Go back to the drawing board and find out, I suppose.
All right, that's, uh...
Callum, how am I meant to present my segment?
I've got tears in my eyes.
Complete incomprehensible gibberish, I promised it.
I've accidentally hit the number key a bunch of times in my script.
Yid.
Right, okay.
Why did that have to be yid?
Call it with the anti-Semitic remarks.
It could have been the other one, that would have been worse.
All the endings to Welsh words are now...
Yeah, okay, never mind.
Let's get back on track.
Moving on.
So I titled this segment, What is the Point of You?
Because the church ceases to serve its purpose when it becomes so broad a church to include people who would like to subvert its main mission and openly use up what should be the word of God that the entire institution exists to promulgate in order to flatter their own identities.
shockingly, with the French Revolution germinating the term left because of the side of the aisle that wanted to get rid of the church, if you adopt leftism as a church, it doesn't really go all that well for you.
And much like trans identity, those that call themselves Christians but act as socialists or these like Gnostic mystics that think nature is a revolutionary enemy and it was created by an evil god and I just need to free my true feminine soul from my male body.
That's not really that question, is it?
Is Gaia in the room with us right now?
Well...
Speaking of Guy, hopefully not in the room with us right now, let's look at this from an exclusive from the Liverpool Echo.
The Church of England priest on how God guided them on their journey to becoming queer.
If you'd scroll down please, John.
I would love to take moral advice.
obvious woman.
Bingo Allison, and bingo was they, them's name-o, lives in Norris Green, is a genderqueer, is genderqueer, sorry, that wasn't meant to be a disparaging slur, and to their knowledge is the first openly non-brinary priest to be ordained in the Church of England.
The 36-year-old attends schools and assemblies and are visible across West Derby Deanery, where they work, in the hope they can inspire others who find themselves in similar situations that they were once in.
It was while writing an essay on how God created the Earth, that bingo had an epiphany.
They said, They added...
I was sitting there in the middle of the night when I realized I might need to run my life upside down.
It was deepening spiritual experience.
I felt properly that God was guiding me to this new truth about myself.
One of the things that has kept me with the ministry ever since is that transition and coming out can and should be a spiritual experience as well as an emotional and social and sometimes physical one.
There is something beautiful, thank you for scrolling to that exact image as I said that John, about growing into who we were created to be and growing into our authentic selves.
There's quite a few theological qualms with this.
I think that's more than just theological qualms.
Yeah, well, I would attest that if you're hearing the voice of God saying you to chop your nads off, it might not be God, unless you're Abraham, of course.
But I don't think you're that important, and it might require some more medicinal help than it does prayer.
But the obvious issue with this is that if a priest is asserting this, they're saying, God got it wrong, and I know my true identity.
And the part of the Bible they're referencing is Genesis 1.27.
I can't attest to their translation, and I'm not inclined to believe them, but it does say, God created male and female, male and female, he created them.
So, how are you non-binary?
Yeah, it doesn't exist.
No.
It's the same in the Quran, actually.
Right, okay.
There's no non-binary, funnily enough.
Well, they have found a solution to that problem, which I, of course, have to disavow.
The younger generation of the LGBTQ plus community is something Bingo is both envious of and in awe of because of how open-minded and exposed they are to the LGBT plus community.
Young people are exposed to the LGBTQ plus community.
Thank you, the Liverpool Echo.
They said, I tried to get involved in, not just my religious work, but outside it, with the local secular LGBT youth groups.
One of the biggest things is just being a visual representation in my community and going into schools, doing assemblies, and making a huge difference in normalising it for children.
When I'm wearing my collar, not the one you're thinking, if you've been looking at the pride parades, it lets children know that it is okay and that there is a place in the church and the outside world for people like me.
Why is it always about the children?
Well...
Acceptance.
Still, man.
Acceptance.
To save their souls?
I don't think Christianity is really what's on the mind here, I'll be honest.
No, that's what baptism's for.
I hope he's using holy water and not...
Anyway, moving on to the next thing.
I decided to pick this one as well just because, one, the images are...
Terrifying.
But speaking to BBC Radio Merseyside, Bingo described coming out as a gradual process for me and my family.
They said, I'm married and I've got three children.
Right, thank you for traumatising your children.
Obvious woman.
And it was really important to come out to them, give them some time letting them understand about me before I emerged on the world.
That sounds like you're invading.
It sounds like you're the Leviathan coming out of the sea in Revelation.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, this is also kind of true of England, like, emerged.
I don't...
I'm not quite sure.
It's more like that and more like a...
I can't say anything.
I'm going to get...
I'm going to get this video...
Well, obviously...
To steal, man.
Okay?
Perhaps emerging on the world is like the second coming of Christ.
This is the second coming of...
Bingo.
Yep.
Okay.
Okay.
Our lord, lady, something, saviour.
Bingo continued.
It was difficult for my wife to begin with.
Obviously, you marry what you think is a straight guy, and suddenly things are more complicated than that.
But I'd like to believe you marry the person someone becomes just as much as you marry the person they are.
Moving on.
Bingo is now vocal about gender issues and uses social media to spread their message, including posting selfies with captions saying, Jesus loves sparkly eyeshadow.
In a speech to a panel on making churches more inclusive, Bingo said, Christianity had historically been guilty of prioritising the views of rich, white, straight, cisgender, able-bodied, neurotypical men.
I'm not a Christian.
What the hell?
How on earth could you say such a thing?
But we are autistic, and I don't feel particularly excluded, but I don't feel any kinship with this person.
You know the early Christians?
Utterly privileged.
Utterly privileged individuals.
Oh, yeah.
Really just ran the empire from the get-go.
Oh, yeah.
Nothing else.
Yeah, obviously as well.
The Catholic Church, which predated the Church of England.
Well, Italians, obvious.
White men.
The other thing that they said is a bit weird.
Explaining they're all so autistic and dyspraxic, Bingo wrote the history of biblical...
I could tell the dyspraxia by the inability to do the eye shadow properly.
The history of biblical interpretation is littered with the opinions of rich, white, straight, cisgender, able-bodied, neurotypical men, assuming that everyone in the passages they read thought like them and perceived the world like them.
Well, there's this bloke called Jesus.
Oh, no, Jesus is autistic.
They actually say, to discover a Jesus who is misunderstood like me, stims like me, so Jesus on the cross just going...
Because he's the son of God, so is God autistic as well?
This is a religion I can get behind.
Autist faith.
The devil is eye contact, gets overloaded like me, makes eccentric connections like me, who is different like me, and to count none of this as a weakness has revolutionised my spiritual, ministerial and personal life.
Is this person calling himself Jesus?
I think they're saying that Jesus only turned over the tables in the temple because he spazzed out.
And that's just like me?
I'm literally him.
Okay.
This is the drive of Christianity.
Isn't this actually a condition, like Jerusalem syndrome or something?
People go to Jerusalem...
Messiah complex.
Yeah, and they believe they're Jesus.
They lose their minds, and they honestly try and convince everyone that they are the second coming of Christ.
I've seen some outlandish depictions of Jesus.
I don't think this one's particularly historically accurate.
I don't know, I think this is it.
I could be wrong.
I don't think sparkly eyeshadow was all that prevalent in BC Middle East.
Anyway, so to reconnect with some true Christianity, you can pay five pounds, go to our website, watch the Epoch series where Beau had a chat with my good friend, the Reverend Calvin Robinson, who is good for an Anglican.
You know, some, I assume, are good people, and he's reforming it from the inside.
I disparage the Anglicans, not just because they're Henry VIII's personal divorce court, like winding you all up, but I can't really defend the Catholics all that much.
So, for those who don't really know, Pope Benedict died last week now, I believe.
His funeral was attended by thousands of mourners from around the world to see him laid in state.
But before the corpse was cold, the Economist put this out.
The death of Pope Benedict removes a problem for liberal Catholics.
So, Pope Francis, for those who don't know, is an open Marxist.
We can go and watch a prior segment I did on that, about communism in the Vatican.
Benedict wasn't in his youth, was on the other side of that debate.
Just a tad.
Putting it boldly.
Just a tad.
On the 11th of January 2021, Pope Francis allowed bishops to institute women to the ministries of acolyte and lector, and then the obvious inevitable push will be women becoming priests, which is not within church tradition.
No matter how progressive you want to be, I think St.
Paul's letters to the Corinthians said one or two things about that.
The Economist also celebrated his death...
for reducing opposition to Pope Francis' proposal to remove the celibacy requirement for priests.
This may be contentious on my part.
I'm not necessarily against that, actually, because emulating the example of Christ doesn't mean never having kids.
If anything, if you're following the text of Genesis, he does say be fruitful, multiply, and I don't really think the church can, at least at this point, afford to not have kids from its most faithful followers if you want it to continue, because attendance is up among our generation, but kind of waning.
So there's a case to be made, but The Economist makes a really weird case for why this should happen.
If we go to the next one, please, John.
The Catholic Church should scrap the requirement for priestly celibacy because it would help recruit clerics who don't abuse children.
Right.
Weird angle.
Now, bear in mind that public schools have a higher rate of abuse and that Pope Benedict actually did a fair bit to root that out.
Legacy indeterminate, but he did try and crack down on it during his time.
To be fair, the criticism of the Catholic Church and the nonce thing is not because, oh, it's about the same as average society.
It's like, well, you do claim to be better than everyone else.
I agree.
If you're a priest, you should be better than everyone else.
Definitely.
And Carl made the point that is alluded to in this article that the repressive nature of banning marriage may attract, just like it attracts lots of gay men who believe that being gay physically is sinful, but if that's your nature, that's something you constrain against.
There's lots of gay priests who repress it because they believe there's a prohibition against it, right?
There are some which may be attracted because they have an attraction to children, which is evil.
Go back, please, John.
And they may want a prohibition on that.
The problem is they're always around kids.
But this article also reads, basically, like, if we marry off the priests, they might be happy with the women they're getting rather than going for kids.
Which is kind of a disturbing argument.
Do you run not so you're not?
Yeah, you won't like women, you'll like kids.
But it also reads a little bit like, you know how they scream all the time about the Handmaid's Tale marrying off women in an evil Christian society?
Anyway, let's put women in the hands of paedophiles so they don't diddle kids.
And this is unfortunately where the Catholic Church is going.
Pope Francis seems a bit swayed by this argument.
So I can mock the Anglicans for all we like, but the alternatives aren't great.
I'm sure the Orthodoxers are having fun.
There's also Pope Francis isn't cracking down on many sex scandals.
If we go to the next one, there was a priest who was accused of inviting nuns to join him in a Holy Trinity threesome.
It's literally called the Devil's Triangle.
I thought it was kind of funny.
It's funny.
It's also reprehensible for, as you said, the moral requirements of the role you're meant to be fulfilling.
A Jesuit priest, and there we have it.
For those who don't know, I'm going to oversimplify it, but the Jesuits were the post-Reformation group pushing back on the Protestants, and they focused on the global abolition of poverty, and And they're like a splinter group within the church that work between each other to make sure you can rise up in the church.
So you can see how the Marxists, with the global ambition of eradicating poverty, would get there.
Pope Francis is also a Jesuit.
A Jesuit priest at the centre of a sex scandal in the Vatican tried to arrange a menage a trois with two nuns, likening the tryst to the Holy Trinity, one of the nuns said.
The allegation against Marco Ivan Rupnik adds to revelations of sexual antics dating back decades, all of which could be an embarrassment for the Pope, who is said to be close to the priest.
Rupnik, 68, has produced mosaics that feature biblical scenes for a papal chapel in the Vatican.
When claims that he abused nuns in his native Slovenia in the 1990s surfaced this month, his order later admitted the Vatican had investigated Rupnik, but ruled that the Statue of Limitations applied.
Wait, did he abuse them?
Yeah.
Oh, sorry, I've misread.
I thought he was just, like, having a threesome.
No, he was coercing nuns and holding their personal church over their head and things like that.
That went way over my head.
No, no, no.
The actual attempt to coerce the nuns into the threesome did not go through, and that was not the abuse part.
He did some other stuff that was very dodgy.
But it's also the fact that the Statue of Limitations applied, but when Pope Benedict lifted the Statue of Limitations when he was investigating the child abuse stuff, so is Pope Francis just unilaterally applying that now?
Because it's not meant to be.
There's meant to be no Statue of Limitations.
So he's just covering up for his Jesuit mate, even though it's a sex scandal.
But something that can get you dismissed from the Church...
So this is Father Frank Pavone.
If we go to the next one, please, John.
He was an ally of President Trump.
He posed for him.
He actually fundamentally endorsed him.
And I was told by a priest that that is a fair reason to excommunicate someone from the church, because you're not meant to be endorsing political candidates as a priest.
you're meant to be somewhat impartial and just spreading the gospel.
But I wouldn't mind if they applied it equally, because you can be a sex pest in the church and still remain and have the Pope himself cover up for you, but then if you say the wrong thing, like we shouldn't kill babies, like Frank Pavone did, then you get booted out.
One of the main things he did, he was originally co-chair of Trump's 2020 Pro-Life Coalition, as well as an advisory board member for Catholics for Trump.
And in 2016, he filmed a video at the Priests for Life headquarters urging support for Trump with a body of an aborted baby staged on a mock altar.
And people were saying, oh, that's going too far.
But in all fairness...
Lots of anti-abortion campaigners use similar imagery from other Christian sects because people should see, even if you're pro-abortion, you should have some informed consent of what the procedure entails.
And so if you don't like what you see, perhaps it's a moral signpost that what you're doing isn't great.
And he got kicked out of the church for abiding by the church's position on abortion.
And we see the liberalizing of Catholicism with the folks like Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi claiming to be Catholics while supporting abortion up until birth.
Again, what is the point of you?
You're going in totally the wrong direction.
It's pathetic.
You are negating your duty to provide some sort of metaphysical guidance in a world that is very difficult to navigate, particularly materially, and it's like what Carl said before.
I don't know how you feel about this, but...
A lot of Zoomers feel like something was taken for them culturally before they could ever inhabit it.
And so it's difficult to reconnect with metaphysical things like just an instinct of love, for example.
That's why a lot of people have transactional views on relationships.
That's why you see a lot of the MGTOW guys or the Red Pill guys create a rational framework of how men should interact with women.
Because we feel like we've been distanced from what was an instinct to the boomers, and now quite a few guys need to wear it as a skin suit until they can make it a habit.
And so the church should play a role in trying to reconnect people to that, if that's the avenue they go down.
Not propagandising them with the spirit of the age so they can be widowed in the next.
Not trying to make kids non-binary vicars who read out eulogies on Trans Day of Remembrance, which was an actual video that exists.
It's just annoying.
For me as well, even if you're secular, it's like when Gamergate was trying to gatekeep out the feminists from their hobby to pollute it.
Why are you allowing people to conduct entryism at this scale?
I actually remember when they tried to make a female imam.
That died immediately.
I wasn't even going to have a conversation about it.
It just died immediately.
The suggestion was Islamophobic.
Whereas Christianity looks like this.
The Muslim religion is wrong.
I'll put it that way.
I disagree with it.
That's about all I can say in Britain, pretty much.
But I will respect their ability to gatekeep and to at least maintain the integrity of some of their sects.
I don't understand why we can't do the same thing.
Thankfully, to finish off, Father Frank Pavone isn't going quietly.
He's saying to the pro-abortion advocates, to think a piece of paper from the Vatican can stop me from defending the unborn.
It's like thinking a piece of paper from the Supreme Court can take away their dignity.
Very succinct, very solid logic.
But he is having people put roadblocks up at all turns.
And so I say this as someone who goes to church every Sunday and takes me now.
It's very wholesome.
I know plenty of priests fighting for the actual word of the gospel and for conservative values and who watch our show even.
There's a group chat of priests who actually share our segments, I have been reliably told.
So, hello, gentlemen, if you're watching.
But broadly speaking, what is the point of the modern church?
It needs to be remoralized and recaptured, I think, until you can justify your existence.
You're going to make me laugh at this one.
Uh, maybe?
Okay, we'll give it a sense.
I'm getting closer to the Al-Hawakbar train every time I see stuff like that.
Well, I knew you were going to Afghanistan for a reason.
Oh, that's sensible centrist.
Anyway, late-stage progressivism, which is something I'm going to term.
I think I've actually been termed before.
I might be stealing this here.
I'm not sure.
Because you know the term late-stage capitalism?
Yes, of course I do, yeah.
The idea of being like, oh my god, at the end of capitalism, everything gets horrible.
It's going to come down soon, guys, I promise.
Nooooooo.
Well, the WEF are doing their best.
Not sure that's capitalism.
Anyway, but progressivism is certainly here to make a pretty buck while it can.
And we'll start off with someone who certainly did, which is Kimberly Crenshaw.
And this is the podcast we did ages ago on The Origins of Intersectionality.
She made quite a pretty buck.
And we're going to start briefly just going over some people who are making a hell of a lot of our money.
This is like the tax money from us, which I'm not happy about.
Never going to shut up about.
And I know it's a bit boring.
But after that, we'll get to something far, far more exciting.
So we'll start off just with NHS waiting times being what they are, just to keep your mind about how wonderful this country is and how we love the NHS and glory to the NHS and blah blah blah blah blah blah, except when it doesn't work.
Badly.
Scroll down on this, I think there's a graph called More Patients Waiting Than Ever for Treatment.
There you are.
So it used to be about 3 million people on the waiting list.
It's now over 7 million and still growing.
So it's like two waiting lists now.
Those are rookie numbers.
We've got to get those numbers up.
It's great.
Great job, guys.
If you go through this, there's an arrow at the top left there.
I don't know if you can see it, John.
But if you click through those, there's some more data.
Two million people are waiting over 52 weeks.
This is one of four.
Don't worry about it if you can't.
It's not that important.
There's 2 million people waiting over 52 weeks.
That used to be 700,000, so it's not over 2 million, so that's great.
2 million people just waiting forever for any kind of care.
As in, like, actually getting someone to come and have a word with them.
Consultation waiting, I guess.
So 16% of people used to wait 18 weeks plus.
It's now 41%.
So if you need a consultant, there's basically one in two chance.
Right.
You're going to be waiting forever.
This just reminds me of the Patrice O'Neill bit about how men delay going to the doctors, and that's how we're different from women.
And he said that, I'm not going to get a prostate check.
I'd rather my prostate fall out my backside first.
I won't call the doctor.
I'll call my friend.
Just duct tape it in.
Yeah, I'll duct tape it in.
I'll be fine.
Well, that may actually be the solution at this point.
If you scroll down, there's another graph just talking about cancer.
May 2020 was the last time the cancer target was ever hit for, like, can we actually get someone seen?
And then ever since, no, not been hit.
Ever.
There you are.
Sorry, it was that.
Last Christmas, 4,000 people were waiting about 12 hours in A&E over a given month.
It's pretty bad.
4,000 people having to wait 12 hours in accident emergency.
It's now about 40,000 per month.
This is going great.
And the thing is, is the funding.
Remember, you've got to fund your whole NHS. That's the reason this is happening, folks.
Except it's not, obviously.
I've been up with this a million times for people who don't know.
Next link, please.
We can see just the funding.
If you scroll down.
Never gone down.
This is in real terms.
So inflation is taken out of the equation here.
Only ever gone up.
As you can see for 2020 and 2021, massively went up additional funding for COVID. So fourth is going to be continually, increasingly funded.
Made no difference.
Isn't making any yard down difference.
Funny that, because at the same time, if you look at the wages of the people working there, they're all down in line with inflation.
So this is a chart of what's happened to people's pay since 2010, working in healthcare in the UK. And literally everyone is down.
I think almost everyone is down.
I think, what is it, nurse starting salary?
Is that the only one?
No, that's still down.
No, private sector.
That's still down.
Sorry, private sector is the only one that's even slightly up.
But those are contractors who make money from selling their tech and drugs to the NHS, which means that if inflation's going up, the costs go up.
I don't know how it's defined here for private sector.
I think it's more if the individual nurse or doctor works in the private sector.
Right, okay.
And it's aggregated.
So there's that, but if you work in the NHS, you're literally getting paid less every year, at least since 2010, even with all the more money that's being put in.
Something to keep in mind.
If you go to the next one here, there's only like two groups who are making more money in just wages.
One of them is ambulance staff, which is nice.
That's nice.
Not wrong with that.
Everyone else is losing.
Doctors, nurses, everyone.
It's just a crap, I guess.
And there's also, what is it?
NHS infrastructure support and support for clinical staff are slightly up.
No, I'll be honest, I'm not entirely convinced that the infrastructure support chaps are just those running the IT department.
I think it might be the guys who are taking the piss, who we've listed many a time, but are still taking the piss.
What, lived experience coordinators aren't key to the infrastructure operation of the NHS, Callum.
No, they are.
They're very key, which is why we have to keep funding them.
Next one here, just 800 diversity officers.
They managed to suck up £40 million.
God.
800 people sucked up 40 million pounds.
Okay, that's impressive.
Through the next Daily Mail article, they managed to find, on top of those jobs, another 1 million being spent on rando jobs.
So this is not jobs that are, like, diversity and inclusion coordinator, blah, blah, blah.
Instead, this is some of the, like, most ridiculous crap you've ever heard.
It's all in the vein of Di, of course, but...
I'll just read it.
One Trust is recruiting for a mindfulness lead to help staff meditate.
They're getting 40 grand a year.
That's what that's advertised at, if you can get the job.
Right.
If you know how to say um...
I think you're in for a job, mate.
Another is looking for someone to act as a change agent.
So if you own a bomb, I don't know.
It's a joke.
What does that mean?
Uncle Ted's got a long career ahead of him.
You're going to come in and, I don't know, steal all the copper wiring?
I mean, that's change.
Anyway, that person's getting paid 54 grand.
Sorry, 54 grand that.
For change.
Don't know what the change is.
Should we do that, Pete?
Yeah, it might be alright.
That's some change.
You know what's change?
Taking money out of the system.
So I think he's done his job.
Well, a third health board offers its lived experience training lead free yoga and Pilates sessions as part of its employment package.
There you are.
You know when you look for jobs and you look at the salaries and you think, well, that's not that important to me.
Do they offer free yoga?
Yeah.
And if they don't, I just don't sign up.
They need to be able to stretch Callum so they can get into all sorts of creative poses while they're effing us in the backside.
Of the 20 equality, diversity, and inclusion-related adverts analyzed by the Mail, two-thirds paid higher than average salaries of the average nurse.
That's 33 grand for the nurse there, and then paying a lot more for all of those positions, as estimated by the Royal College of Nursing.
The most lucrative advertisement for an associate director of equality, diversity, and inclusion paid 97 grand.
That's neat.
That's the associate director, the director himself.
We don't know yet.
Right.
I'm sure it's, I don't know, 10,000?
Maybe he does it for free.
Maybe he just loves diversity that much.
He does it for free.
He's like the Jannies.
No, no, I don't think he is.
Frankly, the Jannies need to get bad jobs.
Need to get these jobs.
Because the Telegraph also found a whole bunch more.
There's another 8 mil on top of all the mils we've already spoken about in the next article here.
They look at job adverts for 16 trusts.
In one month alone, the NHS decided to post 16 more jobs, coming to 700 grand.
That was people they wanted to hire to be die rolls.
Three trusts, sorry, the three trusts spending on die roles accounted 16% of the total of the 1.3 million.
How much are those three individual trusts spending on priests?
King's College Hospital has also had the highest paid individual employee with a diversity role, with one member of staff earning £128,600.
Oh, we can't forget the Christmas bonus.
Yeah, if we don't give him the extra 600, he's going home.
And then where would we be?
We would just be screwed.
I mean, the hospital would be run amok.
How will he buy bread?
Yeah.
It comes after Steve Barkley, the health secretary, last month ordered a crackdown on diversity jobs in the NHS. Oh, where have I heard that before?
Every bloody health secretary.
They're shaking in their boots.
Yeah.
Oh my god, he might do something.
Oh, what's he going to do?
He's going to say, that's bad.
Didn't Sadford Javid once say, I'm going to crack down on waste and wokery in the NHS. To quote a great man, so what?
God, what a useless egg he was.
Yeah, thank you, Uncle Fester.
Yeah, so this is after the government approved for giving the NHS, I think, six billion or something.
They're like, okay, we're going to give you more money because, yeah, you need to get rid of that NHS backlog.
Now, spend it well.
Don't do anything wrong.
And they went, we won't.
Anyway, I'm hiring 16 new jobs for diversity.
Who's in?
It's another 700 grand down the tubes.
I would love to see their annual report of what they spent their budget on.
And it's just like the opening credits from Phineas and Ferb.
Discovering something that doesn't exist.
Actually, I can't say that next time.
Anyway, we'll go to the next mail article because what's they done?
Well, he's done something.
He's scared them enough to say that they will no longer have goals of boosting BAME disparity ratios.
The reason being because they reached that goal decades ago.
Well, that also reads the BAME disparity ratio.
What?
So, less BAMES. Widen the disparity.
So, they've got house BAMES. Oh, God!
I'm sorry, but what are these terms?
What are these terms?
It's so dehumanising.
Like, what are you doing with your life when you're talking like this, like a human being?
Like, oh, you want to talk about some humans?
Yeah, let me get Yookma Gamera out of my vocabulary.
Anyway, so the vocabulary of this, I'm just going to put aside for a minute, but the thing is, there was a lack of people with brown skin, not because that, like, is some kind of, I don't know, lucky charm or something, but instead, they just needed it.
Trust me.
And they reached that long ago, and now they don't need to.
So the Conservatives decided to come in and say, ah, we're going to get rid of that goal.
Look at me, cracking down on Wokery, eh?
Yeah, but have you considered we need some new Welsh news?
Yeah, we do.
We certainly do.
Also, I love after 12 years, what have you done?
I got rid of one goal.
Good job.
12 years.
That's right.
I'm a conservative.
Anyway, also the civil servants.
I was spending 12 million on being brainwashed.
Next one here.
Cool.
And today we found out there's another 11 million being spent in the prisons on exactly the same thing.
So I think we're up to about 100 and something million now?
Diversity in the prisons?
Yes.
So, presumably...
Don't, don't, don't.
No.
Don't, don't look up the ONS figures for who's in the prisons.
The number of diversity staff, however, employed in the prisons we can talk about, which is now 103 public sector prisons in England and Wales, and they've increased their numbers by 7% since 2020, up to 145 staff.
Right.
What do these staff do?
Well, their responsibilities include ensuring prisons are run in line with the 2010 Equality Act, overseeing equality-related training for prisoners, setting equality plans, promoting the awareness of diversity and inclusion among prison staff, and including all prisoners take part in equality training.
This just reminds me of when they baptised Geoffrey Dahmer.
I'm sure it worked.
This is just the new religion to make sure that you can appease the parole board for early release.
Look, I know you murdered babies and ate some of them, but have you considered talking about equality?
Oh, now he's reformed.
Now the Lord's work has been done, my friends.
Yeah, nah.
The annual wage bill for this rose 17% between 2020 and 2021, from 5 mil to 6 mil.
Thing is, that's more than inflation, because officially inflation between that period was 2.6%, and the thing rose by 17%.
So while the NHS staff do not get pay rises in line with inflation, in fact they get pay cuts consistently, over 10 years consistently, these people get pay rises every year.
I think I may have figured out all the money was going, lads.
Anyway, the investigation did not include die rolls.
They're owned by 14 private prisons.
They're probably not wasting the money, to be honest.
Trying to make money.
Senior managers are earning up to 57 grand in London prisons for the highest paid in the diversity inclusion rolls.
Well, there's a real need for diversity inclusion in London prisons.
Yes.
There's not enough diversity.
Can I say that?
Well, no.
Is that a crime?
No, I don't think so, because we have been told before that if it's 100% Yikmukamur, it's 100% diverse.
So...
So, what they want to do is they want to increase...
I can't say that the prison should be 100%.
But they're saying it.
There's no way I can say it!
They're saying it.
I, too, am an intersectional.
For God's sakes, it's a joke.
Anyway, so the prison said it spent $11 million on all this, which they justified by saying it's only 0.3% of the wage bill.
Okay.
And that 0.3% is still a waste.
So I also take 0.3% of the company earnings home when I steal the lamps.
Yeah.
So it's 0.3%.
Yeah.
I'm only spending 0.3% on crack.
No, no, no, no, no, no names.
Anyway, a report by the Conservative Wave Foundation group of 40 MPs last month found that there are 8,000 public sectors working on DAI initiatives.
The NHS has 800 staff who exclusively work on equality, diversity, and inclusion, as we mentioned earlier.
There's another 794 in all local councils combined, and then another 724 in all universities combined across the country, all funded by the taxpayer.
Yeah, to tell us that wearing second-hand clothes is white privilege, as our older nun I did.
The biggest employer of such big brains is, of course, the University of Oxford.
Right, with their nearly 100% Chinese attendance, they need diversity and inclusion coordinators to lessen the Asians?
Well, they've got 40 full-time equality and diversity officers.
Right.
Whatever they do, I don't know, just going around, I don't know, asking where your papers are.
You black?
Good.
I don't know what they do.
Anyway, police are spending more than £10 million a year on 250 staff who solely focus on promoting equality and diversity within their workforce, and a report by Conservative Ways said that this all added up to eventually £427 million being spent on themselves as positions.
Now, we've been over some of this before, I'll admit.
May not all be news to most of you.
But that's why I said there'd be something sweet at the end of this, is because it is indeed late-stage progressivism.
We've gone through all this crap, and there are many a response to this.
Response from the writers is, of course, stop being corrupt.
Weird response, I know.
Corruption bad.
But if you're left-wing...
There is a bank to be made, my friends.
And that is why everyone here is in our left wing.
You at home are in our left wing, because we're all going to make some goddamn money.
Like Wolf of Wall Street over here.
Is this another royal race grifter?
No, this is an individual who decided to become the wolf of, well, diversity.
Well, it says the royal household.
We have another one on our hands.
This is a lovely lady.
Actually, I'm not even mad at this lady.
Hats off to someone who can make this kind of money.
Apparently, legally.
I don't know why any of this is legal, but whatever.
It started very simple, they write.
Davis launched her recruitment agency, then called BAME Recruitment, Again, the inhuman names, but whatever.
She did this from her kitchen table, starting with £3,000 in savings.
Humble, humble beginnings.
She then had help from, um...
Bercow?
John Bercow, former treacherous Speaker of the House.
So this lady, who was from humble beginnings, happened to just be buddy-buddies with John Bercow, and, you know, how all of us are.
And the most working class of men know John Bercow.
A small loan of a million dollars.
Indeed.
Anyway, so Bercow helped appoint the first woman of colour to the Speaker's Council.
In history, to this post.
Right.
There we are, she got paid for that.
That helped the company get noticed, she writes.
Other early clients include the Mayor of London, who we all know.
Wait, so she's saying that I was friends with John Bercow, and then John Bercow appointed one of my clients, who was a black woman, so John Bercow gave my friend a job.
And then I met Sadiq Khan, and Sadiq Khan said, sorry, he was committed to making sure that people responsible for creative advertising around London, billboards, etc., represented multicultural London.
That's right, because it's not just the person on the billboard that has to have a certain skin tone for you to read it, because otherwise, I don't know, it's just grey.
They're not white.
I can't read billboards.
I'm that illiterate, apparently, according to Sadiq Khan.
And the person behind the billboard...
So if a black man organised the billboard, and the billboard is a white man on the billboard, I still can't read it.
I am completely illiterate, according to Steve Kahn.
That's how this works.
So we have to have the people behind the billboard and on the billboard be the same colour as the person reading the billboard, or it just doesn't work.
So London is not a good city until we are all wearing the They Live glasses which turn us black, and every billboard on the Bakerloo line is about interracial bumming.
Or, this is just obvious corruption...
Sorry, who knows John Bercow and then knows Sidi Khan and gets these kinds of jobs off the ground from their kitchen table?
Humble beginnings.
Okay.
Then came Comic Relief.
Again, everyone knows the guys who run Comic Relief.
I agree.
It is kind of funny.
Diversifying recruitment got five trustees to its boards.
Clients now include Amazon Prime, TikTok, eBay, Virgin Atlantic, BAFTA, the BBC, the National Theatre, Lloyd's Banking Group, and the Royal Household, which who does not have some kind of contact with?
I mean, I know someone from all of those companies.
Who doesn't?
Why wouldn't you?
Again, humble beginnings.
I can't even get BT on the phone if the internet goes out, but you can say who works for them.
Anyway, the Royal Household decided to advertise the Princess of Wales personal assistant job on diversifying.io, the diversity-focused online jobs board.
Wait.
Which is really racist.
Yeah, hold on.
I don't know about you, but that...
So, the Princess's house staff must be a black.
Yep.
Right.
I'm just going to let that hang in the air.
Um...
I don't know where they advertise the cleaning jobs.
Uh...
But...
How is this normal?
Okay.
Turnover.
This is just...
What?
I'm sorry.
I'm almost losing it.
Because you know that meme where the Democratic women all met for dinner during COVID? Yeah.
And they were all in these white uniforms.
So there's all these white women in white uniforms having dinner when they shouldn't be because it's COVID. But then all of the help were black people?
Yeah, and they all had masks on, yeah.
Yeah, and they all had to wear the masks.
I mean, it really is like the southern plantation mindset is just open and legalized, but it's underground in that way.
Anyway, sorry.
Turnover hit 1.5 million last year for this lady and is expected to hit 2.5 million this financial year.
So there we go.
I mean, that's a good bank.
Again, not even really mad.
A good job, I guess.
Someone's got to make money off all of this.
Might as well be you.
The murder of George Floyd had a very big impact on the world and my bank account.
And my phone didn't stop ringing for many months because the dealer was like, I sold him the wrong thing, bro.
No, the phone was ringing for many months because CEOs woke up to the tragic inequalities that existed within their companies and were working to bring about change to her bank account.
Recession, amongst other squeezed corporate budgets, are a worry, she says.
Sadly, diversity and inclusion policies are among the first to be dropped off the agenda.
Why don't people buy my luxury goods?
The long-term effects of this could be catastrophic to my bank account.
No, I've got to stop doing that.
Reversing workplace equality efforts and disproportionately affecting the most vulnerable people in society, such as me and my back...
And my £2.5 million turnover every year.
Where will I sleep?
Multi-millionaire is most affected.
Why?
Because she's a black woman.
Okay.
Okay.
Right.
Right.
No, she says the underprivileged, such as women of colour, like herself.
They really do talk about it like an inextricable disability, don't they?
It doesn't matter how rich you are, you're still black.
Everything about these...
This is why I like doing these topics, why I keep doing them.
It's just because every time I still can't believe just how they sound.
It's like, yeah, we're hiring the help, so we went to diversity.org.
It actually reads like a digital slave auction.
It's just not right, man.
Come on.
Okay.
That's, um...
Yeah.
Her company's stats are also just mad.
Let's go to her company, because I love this.
So this is her company, Diverse Time Group.
She renamed it from BAME Recruiting, because, I don't know, it just sounded too racist.
She says 53% of her recruitment staff are racially diverse, as in the people she sends off, the people she almost...
I'm not going to say traffic, but that's the wording that comes out of this.
39% are alphabet, 55% are female, and 32% have disabilities.
I don't know how she got such a high percentage.
No, no jokes.
And also, we're going to end off just on...
Okay, you might think...
Oh, come on.
Like, she's taking the piss.
Okay, yeah, she's taking the piss.
She's making money out of the system, which is utterly corrupt.
And this whole...
Like, the West is corrupt here, is what I'm saying.
Like, this whole ideological milieu, which we all live in, is utterly corrupt.
And she's taking advantage of how destroyed our country is at that level.
And, yeah, sure, go for it.
It's illegal, so do we want...
But she does publish such nuggets of gold.
Gives back to the community to make sure that, well, maybe we're advancing as a society.
Such as this.
Why being fat is good.
Diet culture.
The only thing we need to lose is fatphobia.
She writes, or at least her staff write, to educate the world.
The entire concept of diet culture is based on the notion that our bodies aren't good enough as they are and need changing, or in more crude terms, shrinking.
And it's not up to us, sorry, and it is up to us to put in the work.
That's the lie that's being told to you, that you need to put in the work to not be fat.
It's someone else who needs to put in the work.
I don't know who.
Grandma?
Who's feeding you?
I don't know.
So why does diet culture exist, she writes?
It's all underpinned by fatphobia.
Yeah, yeah, that's why.
And anti-fat bias.
I suppose so.
Most people don't want to be fatties.
Reality has an anti-fat bias.
And discrimination against people with larger bodies, which is inherently rooted in anti-blackness racism.
I didn't...
I... Red flag?
I mean, I need, like, a bell.
Just a ring every time this happens.
Yeah, because, of course, black American slaves were famously overweight.
No, she's saying that if you think being fat is bad, you're anti-black.
Yeah.
Because all black people are fat, according to her.
Yeah.
Which doesn't make sense.
Ethiopian famine.
Famously cause of obesity.
For example, fat people are less likely to be employed than someone of regular size and health.
Someone not having a heart attack is more likely to be alive, yeah.
Concerns are often dismissed with patients being told to lose weight instead of being given adequate treatment options.
Well, yeah, because you keep going to a doctor and not a vet.
Lady, you have a high risk of heart disease.
Have you lost weight?
Well, that's not the right treatment.
I'm sorry, he's only a doctor at all.
Anyway.
Other examples include clothing stores not stocking diverse sizes.
That's how she writes that.
Yeah, because they can't turn a parachute into a t-shirt.
Where's my bell?
These are diverse sizes.
For people like you, this miss lady who's not white.
Jesus.
So they need to increase the fat quota in prisons as well.
Is that how we get 100% diversity?
Public spaces and furniture are also not catering to larger bodies.
Yeah, that bench is for two people, not three.
So you may be thinking, well, what about health and wellness?
Aren't diets supposed to make us healthier?
It's actually a myth that our weight determines our health.
No evidence is presented.
There are no links.
Trust me, bro.
There are ways we can all start to dismantle diet culture and fat phobia in our own lives, such as diversifying our social media feeds to recalibrate our ideas around what is healthy, normal, and beautiful.
So, follow all the fatties.
But beautiful there, I love.
I love that.
Well, I hope they all use panoramic cameras.
Yeah, but it's just that we're going to recalibrate what's beautiful, because we're just going to make people believe being fat is beautiful.
Good luck!
This is something I'm working on about consent-based morality.
Unfortunately, there's a perverse incentive when you abide by the, it doesn't harm you, or it's just me doing what I want, I'm not hurting anyone idea.
It means that people won't abandon the things that are bad for them, but they still feel ashamed of it.
So either they carry themselves around in the world feeling bad about themselves all the time, and that people look down on them and they're not as confident.
It means that they have to change.
Or instead, they change you, bully you for judging them, and then everyone normalizes their own vices.
And that's how we get to biologically denialist nonsense like this that encourages people that having heart attacks is empowering, or men in leather dog costumes at pride parades being encouraged as inclusive education to children.
To be honest, most of this just reads like, that coped to me.
Yeah.
She writes here, say goodbye to societal beauty standards set for us.
Yeah, but it's cope to manufacture consent for you not judging her, so she doesn't have to do better, she can just be a gelatinous fat mess.
And we will create our own beauty standards, more diverse spaces where everyone is included.
Is that the new Soviet woman?
Yeah.
Yeah, the new Soviet woman is, um, I don't know, 20 stone?
A land well.
With any type of discrimination, it is important to learn from people who have direct...
Sorry, direct lived experience...
Of being fat.
So do listen to fat activists who have been talking about this issue for years!
Who are just going to scream at you, I'm beautiful, and I don't know what you're meant to do about that.
Between bites.
Yeah.
We must challenge fatphobia where we see it.
It can be uncomfortable in practice, but it is so important to normalise calling out statements which uphold diet culture.
I know.
Okay, yeah.
This lady has made £2.5 million last year.
I mean, she probably spends all of that on...
Yeah, yeah, okay.
Well, the last thing to mention here is some people have even started whining about this from the left, which I find really funny.
This person is whining about how equality, diversity, and inclusion policies have become a tool for capitalism.
Capitalismos!
What?
The problem is that in our capitalist economy, I don't know where she'd jump, equity and inclusion have been sidelined.
Instead, diversity involving characteristics including gender and sexual orientation and race has yet become another tool to accumulate resources and social status.
So, she's saying that women and minorities are the unimpeachable Ubermensch and appointing them to boards gets companies so much money that it's actually unfair.
Oh, no, no, no.
She's complaining that people like our previous friend here are using capitalism to distort the true meaning, the real diversity and inclusion, and instead just making loads of money off of being like, do you want a black?
Yeah.
Which is what she's doing.
Yeah.
Capitalism is when taxed to pay for fat people.
Yeah, but the thing you're wrong is that diversity and inclusion was ever a good idea.
All of this is terrible.
All of this was just cancelled from the get-go.
And I'm glad that we're going broke at least, and this is on the chopping block for most companies, and hopefully the government eventually, when presumably someone else gets in charge who isn't the Tories or Labour.
Otherwise, that's that.
Go to the video comments.
Jack Panksepp, who discovered the play circuit in Mammal, also discovered that if a juvenile doesn't engage in rough-and-tumble play, they end up with underdeveloped prefrontal cortexes, and that results in poor socialization skills and even problems finding a mate.
Sounds kind of familiar, don't it?
But I guess Heinlein was wrong.
The Terran Federation didn't start with vigilante veterans in Scotland, but with a little girl in a Waffle House.
Service guarantees waffleship.
That reminds me of, you know, when someone put the fake spider legs on the back of their golden retriever and sent it running around the house to terrify someone and think it's a giant spider.
Good God.
I don't know if the waffle lady is going to overthrow the revolt of the scientist, but...
I don't think she's going to return Harry's calls.
Go to the next one.
California is experiencing some insane weather.
I'm going to be hiding inside.
Floods, record rainfall, gale winds, and it will continue for weeks.
Despite this, I expect the state to still say we're in a drought come spring and summer.
And why?
A false narrative.
California is in the habit of dumping the overwhelming majority of its fresh water.
Last year, we dumped into the ocean about 75% of our fresh water from the Bay Area Delta.
Just watch me be right.
So it's finally becoming Blade Runner.
But why would you be dumping all your fresh water into the...
It's probably not economical.
People worry about this a lot.
Why don't we just turn all the seas into fresh water or something?
It's very difficult to...
Well, it's just money.
Yeah.
There's a reason which Israel actually takes care of its water, and it's because it's expensive.
That's it.
Yeah, but then every other country pays so Israel can take care of its water.
No, I think on the Israeli salination front.
Like, the drop feeding, for example.
That was a technology they developed, which was really cool.
Like, you feed drops to the roots instead of just so you can grow the desert.
It's amazing.
They can have plenty of money to spend on that kind of thing because of the amount of money that's given to them in subsidies by pretty much every other country.
I don't know if that's true in regards to this subsection.
In military, absolutely.
Don't get me wrong.
I mean, like, the Iron Dome wasn't funded by Israeli tax dollars.
No.
That's for sure, but anyway.
It's cool, though.
Yeah next one.
*Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* Did you just...
take your- *Gunshot* *Gunshot* Alright.
I'm not sure I'm getting- I don't wanna fight you!
There you stand, the good man, doing nothing.
And while evil triumphs, the only victory afforded to you is that you stuck true to your guns.
You're a coward.
To your last whimper.
So please, stop holding back.
D- Alright.
I guess the messaging is there.
I never grew up on Dragon Ball.
I've never seen it.
It was before my time, I think.
Love my world.
The other video comments.
Sorry, written comments.
So, Lord Nerevos says, Connor, genuine question from a non-religious historian.
Would you say that the current corruption of the various churches of Europe may be foreshadowing some sort of Reformation-style upheaval?
If I recall correctly, one of Martin Luther's principal frustrations against the Catholic Church was that it was far too decadent and corrupt by vices, etc.
That seems to be the case once again, but with both the establishment Catholic Church and also various Protestant churches like Church of England, could something else possible be on its way to take their place?
Orthodoxy.
I don't think you'd necessarily need a splinter group with orthodoxy.
I think what Calvin and some non-profits are doing where they're still Anglicans but they're not formally associated with the actual Anglican church that's associated with the government, that's kind of happening already.
And then the Catholics are in a weird spot where you've got the Japsovic types who are very critical of the Pope and tweet, wake up, pray up every day.
And they're very conservative, you know, Frank Pavone.
And then you've got the Germans, because the Germans are at it again, where they're whining and saying they're going to break away from the Vatican.
But not for the reasons you think.
It's because the Vatican aren't woke enough.
They don't support abortion up until birth.
Germans are going to germ, aren't they?
Yeah, so what you're going to end up doing is you're going to get a trifocation into the Catholics, the conservative Catholics, that are sort of waiting out for Francis to go, and we're in our own little thing over here doing Catholic shit.
And then the Germans, who are going to German, and then the actual institutional Catholicism, which has all of the money and the decadence, but no real spiritual content.
I ain't a Catholic, but I think if there's one way to solve it, it's to get some Pope back in charge who's happy to just excommunicate people en masse.
There's a based African man, Cardinal Robert Serra, who tweeted out that Africa does not want the UN's global homo agenda.
Put the based African man in charge.
Yeah, but he needs to actually be like, no, you're actually communicated.
Like, just anyone who's like, yeah, I'm born until birth.
No.
You're not a Catholic.
If there's one way to make the church actually a thing again, instead of this kind of weird, I don't even know.
Nebulous Acceptance Club.
Just gatekeep.
Jonathan Crowe says, very happy to see about a book club for Parasigmite.
It's a great read.
We're going to expand pretty heavily on it, because Professor Sad's a friend of the show.
I feel like he could have gone into some depth with some more topics.
But he didn't mention the Parasite Stress Hub offices at all.
We're going to, so that should be good.
Edward of Woodstock says, well, there's one major issue with replacing A or E with X. It's that X is a consonant and not a noun.
Ergo, it buggers up the entire word through the sheer fact that it makes the whole thing fucking ridiculous.
I can't read any of this.
Why wouldn't you just put Y? Because Y is both a consonant and a noun.
So if you wanted to be non-binary Y-E, then you could have done that.
They could have, but none of these people are...
Inventive?
Can't end that sentence.
Colin P says: "How often..." Sorry.
"Given how often the word deliberately changed words, it amazes me how little they know about language actually working." "Nixtration... huk..." I can't read these comments.
"Not every word with the letter 'group of man' or 'men' has a root indicating gender.
White and black.
Do not refer to skin colours.
Also colours." Oh, and also F-word is a type of meatball and a bundle of sticks.
Yeah, I remember I actually had a history teacher once who unironically sat there and told us.
Sometimes I think that the history is a bit biased because it's his story, not her story.
And I just sort of looked at him and I was like 10 or something.
Even I knew that was retarded.
I was like, no, it obviously comes from some other word.
Like, it's not the word his.
Yeah.
You actual dunce.
Also, people prefix...
Not prefixable.
People use the word history when they capitalise the H, they mean as in the story after Christ.
So, his, capital his, would be...
So, like, yeah, but it doesn't refer to all men, you morons.
Someone online says normal Welsh stuff includes...
Actually, how do you pronounce that?
Local Welsh man.
Kevin Fox says, so I heard that we're mixing, but did anyone else hear mix?
Because trans people go both ways, literally in most cases.
Or do trans men become patriarchs and therefore no longer trans allies?
I mean, kind of.
That's a good point.
We're going to induct Elliot Page into the patriarchy club as soon as he plays Superman.
You never see trans men, really.
Like these LGBT hate groups.
You usually see trans men as men dressed as women.
You never see women dressed as men go to those things.
Can you tell them apart from the lesbians?
Yeah.
How?
Well...
Can you tell them apart from the lesbians?
Jonathan Crowe says, the biggest issue with the Welsh is that for a long time it was completely dead language.
It's only had a modern resurgence because of national pride, and even then, it does not have many words necessary in modern languages.
So often you hear random English words used by the Welsh speakers.
Yeah, like poptyping, or do you know ambulance in Welsh?
No.
Amber wance.
Just sounds like a child.
It's just like, you do not have done something with that to make it less stupid.
Like krankenwagen, at least, you know.
Don't give the Germans more ideas.
I'm giving John a link to throw up on screen.
SmallLibertarian says, I love the old call me Latinx again and you'll learn about the crime statistics of our community.
X1Z says, Allow me to submit two words to the lexicon that serve to clarify terms and fill this ever-increasing gap in the definition.
Fox mail and a wichich man.
See, people have got to see the letters or it doesn't really work as the jokes as well.
I mean, this is my own fault for making a segment about gibberish.
I was right.
Welsh campaigners say dragons should have a penis on national flag just like it does on royal mint coins.
Well, come on.
That's the flag.
Where's the coin?
See?
Cock.
Is that cock?
It is.
I suppose.
It's not a scale, is it?
Wait, wait, wait.
You're leaving.
Zoom in.
Try to make some judgements here.
I don't know.
It would be a bit silly to have that on the national flag.
Yeah.
Just a tad.
But then again, I'm not opposed to making fun of the Welsh.
Alright, I'm for it.
As an English nationalist, I'm from the Welsh flag.
Anatomically being correct.
Anyway, let's go to what's the point of you.
Yep.
Where is that?
There we go.
Lord Naravar, best not get me started in the NHS, but here I go again.
Oh, that's in the wrong place.
I'll let that slide.
Every winter they face the same crisis, but every year they get record funding despite being underfunded.
Proportional to the size of our respective economies, we spend about five times as much on the NHS as the US does in the military.
Where does the money go?
Diversity, SARS and middle managers on about three to four times the salaries of average wage nurses...
And I'm about par with the average doctor.
It's a system that cannot be saved.
It needs to be stripped bare, entirely, and completely restructured so that it functions as a healthcare service, not a ministry of truth.
I have...
Okay.
The nurse strikes, I understand they should be paid better, but it is very telling that they don't campaign on issues which should actually reduce cost or the burden in the system.
Like, why aren't the nurses complaining about the diversity of ours?
Because they're ideologically captured.
Why aren't the nurses complaining about the arbitrary amount of burden put on?
Hordes of normies.
Sure, okay, but then you aren't particularly entitled to be the voice for your issue if you don't know it comprehensively.
That's true.
Ross Diggle, I think all these comments are in the wrong place.
I've got all of yours.
I can see yours.
Oh, no.
Captain Charlie the Beagle, I love how Bingo wants to make the Church of England more inclusive, except for people like Calvin Robinson.
Well, yeah.
In this case, he's a black man.
He can't be in the church.
Do you remember?
Yeah, it was the woman that said he's racist conservative views, so he can't be entered.
Okay.
Thomas Verino, also speaking of the death of the Pope, some random Finn in Rome saw the queue, joined it, and got to see the dead.
But I don't know what that says after that.
I've got some weird comments today.
Yeah, I do think people of our generation are kind of just retreating to what seems fortifiable against degeneracy.
Look, I have noticed a fair few young people are just showing up to mine periodically.
There's even a lesbian couple, actually, at one point.
I think the...
This is where you can't tell whether they're transitioning or not.
The one that looked more blokish looked like it might be a trans man.
And they were there.
And my thing is, and I have a rather right-wing church.
So my thing is, I'm hoping that it's like, oh, we want to do something wholesome.
We want to work through our issues if it's identity-based or whatever.
I would prefer that than they end up on TikTok.
So it's just the church isn't leading from the front on that regard, which is not ideal.
I want to admit, when I was walking around Russia, I didn't notice any of this stuff.
Like, it's almost kind of blissful.
Because, like, no one's dressed weird, either.
It just doesn't exist.
That's different.
It'd be nice living in a peaceful society.
Not that there really is at the moment, either.
Bald Eagle, 1787.
The ending of celibacy for priests will do nothing to stop paedophile priests from abusing children.
Yeah, of course.
Protestants have still allowed their priests to be married and have families for hundreds of years, yet there are still priests who abuse children.
Kind of looks like paedophiles will be paedophiles, regardless of the options available.
Yeah, it kind of looks like paedophiles can be paedophiles, whether or not Lolly exists.
Keep crying about it, I still hate you.
Colin P. As I understand, and I'm happy to be corrected by someone who knows better, one of the reasons for celibacy non- What is going on with my computer is just chitting the bed.
Yeah, I can't even read this, it keeps scrolling up.
You're going to have to take over for your segment, I think.
Alright.
Bleach Demon, still my favourite name, says, sign up for Diversity Online and get 10% off the first shipload of auction this season.
Ask about our Black History Month free shipping and...
Oh no!
Oh god!
Oh no!
I only realised halfway through!
Whole new meaning to Brack Florida's sale.
This is hell of a terminal progressive sound.
Yeah, yeah it is.
Yeah it is, Bleach Demon.
That's pretty damn good.
That is a very good way of putting it.
I'm looking for help.
I'll go to the first talk.
That's actually what someone did at the Royal Household.
Yeah.
But the thing is, that's what all they're doing.
Yeah.
Like, friggin' Asda or whoever else, whoever's on that list.
I don't know, Harrods.
Which is like, we need new cleaners for the store.
Go to diversity.org!
Yeah, I did notice as well when Josh and I were covering the animal rebellion types throwing milk all over the floors of Fortnum and Mason.
It's always like black security guards and then middle-class white students just throwing stuff everywhere.
By their own ideology, they are repressing the proletariat.
Yes.
I mean, I don't care.
I want them to be oppressed.
Omar Avad says: "This thing was designed and built in an era when the world's fattest man attraction at a circus was half my weight.
Clearly this is directly targeting me because it's based in white supremacy.
These people wouldn't look at reality even if they needed a crane lift and an episode of Jerry Springer to leave the house." Yeah, I think some of Have you seen the World's Fattest Man Attraction?
Which one?
I don't know if it's in America or Austria-Hungary.
I always get them mixed up.
Well, that's not right.
What?
No, I always think it's one or the other.
That's what I meant to say.
Okay.
He's mixing up those two.
Average American.
But there's this drawing of this world's fattest man, or it's a picture, and you just look at him and think, Oh, I have seen that.
The black and white woman's in a little stool.
He's not eating that much.
Yeah, compared to most modern women.
Colin...
Oh, no.
It's better than that.
Colin P. says, how much of that wage spending goes to actual healthcare and how much of it is spent on inclusion, diversity, and equity jobs?
Well, hopefully I answered some of that question.
Andrew Narok says, don't forget, a cracked-out white homeless man has as much privilege as every...
has much more privilege than every black celebrity according to the left.
No, it's according to Munro Bergdorf, specifically.
Like, that bloke said that on GMB on the morning breakfast show.
What's he doing these days?
Well, there's a 42% chance that...
Sorry.
Oh, you.
At least it's Munro, not Montro.
M-U-N-R-O-E. M-U-N-R-O-E. Am I dumb?
There we are.
Do you want me to answer that question?
Yes, but...
I really should be doing this.
I'll read a comment while you're going.
Colin P. Black woman millionaire, but I thought the system was racist and patriarchal, keeping women and minorities poor and oppressed.
Yeah, well, when we looked at the Ngozi Falani or Mylene Headey or whatever other of a superhero pseudonym she'd like to use, she earned a pretty penny from extorting it out of the local government, so nice work if you can get it.
She's still about.
She's written a new book called Transitional.
Because, of course.
What do you mean, she?
Oh, he.
There's a lot of...
Yeah, she's made friends with the SNP, by the looks of it.
Right.
The only people who will take her seriously.
Yeah, so he's not got any more truck with the Labour Party, so now he's jumping ship to the Scottish National Party, which is, again, hemorrhaging support.
He's in the Parliament.
He must have been there for the vote.
You know, the vote recently.
Oh, God.
Average Scotsman.
And he's at the UN. Of course he is.
In New York.
Well, he is timeless, formless in the world.
Yeah, there we are.
Become an international racist, and you'll get invitations to the UN and the SNP. We're just national racists, so we've got to up our game.
That's a joke.
It's a joke.
But how does that person...
I mean, this is the thing.
That lady there, who's made 2.5 million, this person who's just travelling the world, and he's so easy to get invited to the UN, and you really do look at it and think...
There is a level of unfairness that's unfathomable.
Oh yeah, but they only pop these people up to manufacture consent because it's like how the Conservative Party and every other government agrees in 2030 in the climate agenda, right?
And that's why they do nothing but insulate Britain.
But to actually come out and say white people are literally evil and it just gets promoted.
Yeah, but they get promoted because they already believe that.
It's not like they're going, oh, actually, you're talking sense.
It's like, right, okay, and here's...
One of us, goobble gobble, one of us.
Jonathan Crowe says, wait a goddamn minute, are you saying my cleaning company will get paid more if it was black?
Grumbles in white privilege.
Yes, indeed.
Sucks to be you.
Freewill2112 says, no diet culture is based on the idea that if you're overweight and your arteries might be clogged with fatty deposits, your heart might go pop.
Yeah, that's usually what it's about.
Sophie says, No, really?
New Year's Eve?
I felt under the weather.
Two days after feeling like crap, I took the damn test.
I'm laying here in bed with my laptop and a huge box of tissues, by the way.
Cheers, guys.
Well, get well soon, because that's not fun.
Yeah, I hope you feel better.
But on the bright side, the more bed-bound you are, the less you have to go to your sister's LGBTQ book club cafe.
I think it closed.
Or maybe out of date, but I seem to remember it closing at some point.
There are bright sides to a recession, I suppose.
Binary surfaces die.
People are, in my experience, an absolute waste of space.
They produce nothing and task everyone else with giving them data.
And binary could not have more experience than that, so it's totally true.
To be fair, there is good evidence surrounding mindfulness and its ability to reduce stress-based work absences, illnesses, most places just using the app or have it as an add-on to someone's role.
However, I've never heard of the role that purely does mindfulness, and I work in senior level of HR. Isn't it just, like, calm that's free?
I don't know, but if your main job is running meditation sessions, I don't think you have a job.
Just breathe.
Like, you could save a lot of money by telling people just count to ten.
I think you're Californian.
You know, it's actually a Mr.
Menbug.
What?
You know Mr.
Jelly.
So you know Mr.
Jelly, anything would set him off.
The story of Mr.
Jelly is literally he meets an old tramp and the tramp tells him to count to ten, and then Mr.
Jelly is fine after that.
So we could just hand out Mr.
Men books and save a lot of money.
There's a video series of it that's on YouTube for free as well.
But then how will that solve racial equity, Callum?
Well, Mr.
Jelly is from an oppressed minority.
Yeah, yeah, it's fatphobic to not include Mr.
Jelly.
Is he fat?
Well, he's gelatinous.
Mr.
Greedy's fat.
But then Greedy's fatphobic.
No, Greedy's fatpositive.
Yeah, but then if you're stigmatizing them as greedy...
You know the story of Mr.
Greedy?
Do you remember that one?
I've been watching a lot of Mr.
Men recently.
Why have you been watching it recently?
Just because it's funny.
Because it's so old, it's like 70s, and it's all sincere, and it's weird, and the animation's strange.
Anyway...
Politics of Mr.
Men.
Yeah, literally.
Great.
If you've got kids, go show them Mr.
Men.
Mr.
Greedy wakes up, eats loads of food, and then finds a beanstalk or some crap, I can't remember.
Goes and meets a giant.
And the giant finds him eating his breakfast, because his giant's breakfast is huge and he's eating some of it.
And the giant is like the dad who finds his son smoking and goes, yeah, we'll eat it all.
And makes him eat all of the food.
And then Mr.
Greedy isn't greedy anymore and becomes skinny.
Yeah, I remember he's bright pink and laying on his belly exhausted.
No, laying on his back with his belly in the air exhausted.
But I just imagine, what if he did that to a kid?
Is that child abuse?
You like chocolate, do you?
You eat all the chocolate in the world!
You're describing Bruce Bogtrotter from Matilda, where he's exalted as a hero because he eats the whole cake.
Does that work?
I mean, I don't think you can try it.
I think it is illegal to try it, but...
The tips on how to abuse your children.
Listen to the podcast of Lotus Caesars.
I'm just wondering, like, your story is with Mr.
Men.
I count to ten.
That's fair.
Maybe force-feeding your child chocolate cake isn't a great idea.
So skip that one.
Yeah.
What are the good Mr.
Men episodes, aren't they?
Mr.
Nosy.
That's all this podcast is now.
This is a Mr.
Men podcast.
Welcome to the podcast of Mr.
Men.
Anyway, I'll get back to it.
Colin P says, black women, millionaire.
But I thought the system was racist and patriarchal, keeping women and minorities and poor and oppressed.
Well, she's still only a millionaire.
She's not even a billionaire.
She hasn't reached the Bernie Sanders level of condemnation yet.
If you want to help black women, please send our dear friend all of your money.
I want to make some crappy ads one day that do that.
XYZ says, remember when they used to laugh at these woke degrees?
Damn.
I actually have all the money now.
I remember when the Conservatives, like Shapiro, used to go, well, when you get a...
You're getting lesbian basketball degrees, wait till you get out into the real world.
And it's like, yeah.
Now they run it.
Yeah, they get paid a hundred grand.
Idiot.
Anyway, I'm out of time.
So, if you'd like more from us, loseliers.com.
If you've got kids and you don't know what to do for the evening, Mr.
Men.
Or chocolate cake.
We'll be back tomorrow.
No, no.
We'll be back.
At a later date.
Come back on Monday, I guess.
Oh, tune in at half three if you're watching live.
Yeah, there we are.
Saved it.
No, that's not tomorrow either.
Come back at half three to come watch the book club.
Otherwise, we're back Monday, one o'clock.
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