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The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters #358

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	Hello and welcome to the podcast of the Lotus Eaters for the 28th of March 2022.
	I'm joined by Carl.
	Hello!
	And today we're going to be talking about Biden's being denounced again by his own administration.
	That's not representative of it, funny enough.
	Will Smith is having a hard time.
	We are sensitive to Will Smith on this point.
	Thoughts and prayers with Will Smith.
	Literally, yes.
	And how to hide a promiscuous past.
	So, without further ado, we'll mention the new stuff on the website.
	So the new stuff being up here.
	The contemplations first here being prepping.
	So how to become a prepper.
	Prep for disasters.
	Yeah, I was talking to Josh before he did this.
	This is kind of a specialist subject.
	In the same way that I find Bigfoot aimlessly fascinating, he finds prepping aimlessly fascinating.
	So this will be a good one.
	I haven't had time to watch it because I was busy this weekend.
	Whenever he gets a holiday, he always goes camping as well.
	Yeah, he does, yeah.
	So if we go to the next one, we also have an article from you here on the census data proves Britain is not a nation of immigrants.
	Yeah, I was going to make this premium because I'd spent so much time on it, but the thing is it struck me as being important that anyone would be able to see this.
	Because basically I spent like two and a half days just literally going through all of the census data that we have from 1961 onwards, tabulating it, put it into graphs, and then just extrapolating.
	If you want to scroll down on this, John, as you can see, you can just see the graphs.
	And then just this one.
	Well, there we go.
	This is the foreign population versus the native population.
	If you go down a little bit more, so you can see that has percentages.
	Back in 1961, it was 3.1%.
	If that counts as nation of immigrants, then just bull, basically.
	Obviously not a nation of immigrants.
	Obviously this is a late 20th century phenomenon, as you can see by the numbers.
	So basically I think that we can put that argument to rest.
	But I watched a Doctor Who episode and everyone in London was black in the episode.
	Like, yes.
	The episode was made in 2013.
	A bunch of weird progressives.
	Yeah.
	God.
	There's literally a line from the Doctor at one point where he says, ah, history's been whitewashed.
	And she's like...
	No, by you!
	Yeah!
	You're the guns!
	But yeah, the data just does not represent that, so I just thought I'd go through it.
	Yeah, so do go and read that, read it, and also give it a share, because people need to know, especially if you're arguing with someone who thinks we are a nation of immigrants.
	If you go to the next one, we also have a video here, How Does Russia Justify Aggression by John Wheatley, and Thomas going through basically just what are...
	Russia's perspective on this.
	How do they actually try and justify it in their own terms?
	And their perspective, of course, just being to look at it rather than to endorse it as well.
	We go to the next one, of course, we also have the Epoch series.
	So this is you and Beau.
	Vive la impro.
	Like Napoleon.
	We decided to do a really long series about Napoleon because obviously there's a lot to talk about with Napoleon.
	And Beau's a huge fan of this sort of period of time as well.
	And I'm really enjoying it because...
	You don't tend to get to understand the actual emotional drive and the radicalness of Napoleon's position and the ballsiness of it in a lot of ways.
	A lot of the time it's kind of dry, but we're going interesting on it.
	I'll stop rambling, it's well worth it.
	Go check that out as well.
	Otherwise, without further ado, we shall start with Biden being denounced by the Biden admin.
	So, Biden decided to give some speech or another, this time in Poland, because, I don't know, he was bored of being at home and being unpopular, so he decided to go to Eastern Europe and be unpopular as well.
	So, as you can see here, this is the link, and him saying the line, talking of Vladimir Putin, of course.
	And this was taken as a threat of regime change, naturally.
	I mean, it does sound like one.
	Yeah, so if we go to the next one, we can see immediately the White House decided to walk back this comment in the form of U.S. Secretary of State Anthony Blinken, saying that the U.S. was not seeking regime change in Russia or anywhere else, and that Biden's comment should not be considered representative of the Biden administration.
	Good to know.
	This is the second time this has happened.
	I was going to say, that's not the first time, is it?
	No.
	I can't remember the exact circumstances.
	I believe it was something to do with the border, in which Biden said something about there being a crisis or not a crisis.
	And then the White House had to say, President Biden does not represent the position of the White House.
	And it's like, if the President doesn't represent the White House...
	Then who does?
	And can we have a word with them instead?
	Yes.
	Why are we having to listen to this old man if he means nothing?
	I mean, it's so naked that Biden is obviously a puppet of someone else, when repeatedly they come out and disavow his statements as being inaccurate to his position.
	Again and again.
	Yes.
	Also, the aspect of this I mentioned about him being unpopular in Poland.
	I wasn't joking.
	If we go to the video clip, we can actually see some lady decide to turn up and just film what was happening.
	And it's a little bit foreign, but we'll speak over it in a minute.
	And we can see how popular he was at this speech that was given away for free.
	Let's play.
	So for people listening, it's not a tremendously large square in which he's giving a speech and there's a hold of people around the centre at the front and then a big media circus and that's it.
	They were giving away tickets for free to random passers-by, she says.
	They were just going around being like, would you please come and listen to an old man for an hour?
	Because no one else is.
	We're told that this guy is the President of the United States, and that that's important.
	Some people say it's important.
	Not this one.
	The polls are just like, yeah, well, I've got things to do.
	I'd rather go and get some more donuts.
	So if we continue on this, because I just can't get over how ridiculous, but then we have the response from our NATO allies in response to the puppet of the Biden regime.
	I presume that's how he's being referred to internally at this point.
	Like, he's our puppet because he doesn't represent us.
	So this is the French response, which you have Macron here saying that this wasn't very constructive to try and call for a regime change in the middle of all this when they're trying to find a negotiation avenue out of it instead.
	I mean, it is the most radical thing that you could have said at this point.
	I do also love the French response to everything, which is, how do we negotiate the surrender?
	Very macro.
	Sorry, no.
	Slightly less radical than just openly calling for Putin's assassination, I suppose.
	Yes.
	So he could have gone one step further.
	Of course.
	There's also the UK response, if we go to the next link, in which some secretary from the UK decides to say that it's for the Russian people to decide how they are governed.
	Yeah, that's up to them.
	We're not going to engage in regime change, or regime change wars, or assassinations.
	This is a new perspective from the West, isn't it?
	Yeah, but also it just puts Biden increasingly out of touch with everyone else in the alliance.
	He's like, what?
	That's because, like, this is upping the ante to a ridiculous degree, and everyone being like, look, we're just not going to...
	We're not going to do that.
	Yeah.
	What you're saying is war with Russia, and invading Russia, and toppling Putin, and that's not going to happen.
	So, I don't know if this has also to do with him being in Poland, and there are a lot of voices in Poland naturally calling for more involvement.
	Very anti-Russia.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, naturally.
	But the thing is, we're already sending weapons, we're already giving moral support, diplomatic support, blah blah blah blah blah.
	We're not going to get a war.
	That's just a hard reality.
	The western part of the western world certainly does not want to engage in a Direct war with the Russian Federation.
	If we go to the next one, we can also see he decided to hang out with some troops.
	Apparently the troops found him weird, or at least there's footage of them finding him weird, in which just the guys behind there just keep staring at him throughout his entire dinner, in which he had one slice of pepper.
	God, look at that contempt!
	People being like, what the hell is he doing here?
	I've seen the pictures of you sniffing children.
	Yeah, we're here to stop that kind of thing.
	Go to the next link as well, we can see the approval ratings or disapproval ratings, as in the case of Joe Biden.
	I don't know if you can click on four years there, John, in the middle, so we can see just a big long line graph, as you can see going forward to 2024, but just a huge ramp up very quickly over the last year of just disapproval versus approval.
	And what's very interesting about this is that Biden gets, again, positive media coverage, endless sympathetic media coverage, Trump got endless antipathetical media coverage, and they're both on exactly the same approve and disapprove at this point, basically.
	Yeah, I mean, I forgot, I didn't add it, but there was a journalist who was being ruthlessly mocked because she responded to that speech, that one where basically no one turned up, and saying it was even better than Ronald Reagan outside the Berlin Gate saying, tear down this wall.
	Oh, it's iconic.
	But that's the level of, like, just sycophancy you get, you know, the endless praise of a man who is so beige, so not interesting.
	And whose regime is actively ruining the country.
	Yeah, but if you scroll down as well, you can see, I don't know if it's on here, but there should be a bunch of graphs that show the approval and disapproval ratings of each president over their time.
	So, yeah, there we are.
	And Biden is doing worse than literally every president on the list, with the exception of Donald Trump by like 2% at the given time, because, well, the obvious difference in the media there, which is just endless negative coverage, orange man bad, as the meme is.
	Except, yeah, apparently Biden, even with none of that, is doing as bad.
	Biden's North Korean style dear leader press can't even get him into a positive.
	He's doing worse than George Bush, worse than Obama, worse than Clinton, blah blah blah forever as well.
	And this also comes about with more Biden family news, specifically Hunter.
	Oh, really?
	Exclusive.
	Hunter Biden did help secure millions in funding for US contractor in Ukraine specialising in deadly pathogen research.
	Laptop emails reveal raising more questions about the disgraced son of the then vice president.
	I think I can see why Ukraine is now our closest ally and most dear country in all of the world.
	We must do everything to protect Ukraine.
	Defend Ukraine beyond all costs.
	Why?
	Because Hunter Biden's got interest there.
	So this story was initially released by the Russians, and obviously dismissed as Russian propaganda, as you naturally do.
	And they say in here at the Daily Mail, The Russian government held a press conference Thursday claiming that Hunter Biden helped finance a US military bioweapons research program in Ukraine.
	However, allegations were branded brazen propaganda ploy.
	Naturally.
	But emails and correspondence obtained by thedailymail.com from Hunter's abandoned laptop show that the claims may well be true.
	Imagine entrusting something so important to a crackhead because he's the only person you can trust to be loyal to you personally.
	That's your best.
	That's your best right-hand man.
	Crackhead son.
	For anyone who doesn't know, Hunter Biden left this laptop in a repair shop in Delaware.
	And then was called by the repair shop to, like, come pick it up.
	And he didn't.
	Because he's a crackhead.
	It's only a laptop with all my horrible dealings on.
	The emails show Hunter helped secure millions of dollars in funding for MetaBiota, a Department of Defense contractor specializing in research on pandemic-causing diseases.
	So the narrative, there are no biolabs, there are no bioweapons labs, and now, well, that's a good thing.
	Here's why bioweapons labs and defense contractors getting money from Ukraine is a good thing.
	That's how the narrative is going to be.
	Not from the Ukrainians, from the Americans.
	Oh yeah, from the American media, I mean, that's the narrative.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	But the money is coming from the Department of Defense, apparently.
	Yeah.
	So he also introduced MatterBiotr to an allegedly corrupt Ukrainian grass firm, Burisma, for a science project involving a high biosecurity level labs in Ukraine, because of course he did.
	Of course Burisma is more corrupt than even we ever knew.
	And Burisma is the board on which he sat and had the interview.
	Why are you there if you weren't Joe Biden's son?
	He was just like, well, I probably wouldn't be.
	No, he also got paid $50,000 a month to do nothing.
	Yeah.
	To exist.
	And to give 10% to the big man.
	Yeah.
	The president's son and his colleagues invested $500,000 in MetaBioter through their firm Rosemont Sexina Seneca Technology Partners.
	Some stupid front for more of their money.
	Money laundering.
	Small money laundering.
	Just more information.
	In case you didn't know, how bad do you reckon it can be?
	How much do you reckon they laundered from the Department of Defense for this biolab?
	Well, actually, it's got to be like $5 million or something.
	Five million?
	Yeah, try 18.
	Government spending records show the Department of Defense awarded an $18.4 million contract to Metabioter between February 2014 and November 2016, with 300,000 earmarked for Ukrainian research projects.
	Presumably the science project that was mentioned.
	That was in quotes.
	So, that's part of the emails.
	I laugh, but it's only because what else are you going to do?
	Yeah, the mail have released all the emails, as you can see.
	So unfathomably corrupt.
	Just proving all this, there's the 18.4 million publicly available information that they gave to them after Hunter Biden's family decided to invest in it.
	And if we go to the next one, this is also a funny thing here, because the allegations came from the Russians, as I said, and were dismissed as propaganda.
	But I do love that they list, just on here, you can see at the top left there, just Hunter Biden, Soros, and the Democrats, and then all these lines to different organizations that they have all their money hidden in.
	It's like, eh, okay, well, we'll take it for what it is and then assess the truth.
	But anyway, that's the situation with Biden being denounced by his own administration as not being representative of the Biden administration.
	I wouldn't want this to be attached to me if I were the Biden administration.
	No.
	Disavow.
	But I thought we'd compare this with Donald Trump, because he's been having fun.
	And I thought we'd enjoy some of the fun.
	So if we go to the next link, we can see this is a speech he gave.
	And let's play this clip, because it's gold.
	And yet you have people like John Kerry worrying about the climate!
	The climate!
	The climate!
	Oh, I heard that the other day.
	here we are guys threatening us he's worried about the ocean will rise one hundredth of one percent over the next three hundred years and he's not wrong Although, speaking of climate change, I wanted to mention the bugs.
	Oh!
	Because the bugs are back up, and I didn't know where to put this, so it's out in here.
	Well, there's a quick thing.
	I saw a thing going around that apparently Bill Gates had bought a $42 million beachfront mansion.
	He says we'll be underwater.
	Yeah, I thought that climate change was going to raise sea levels and kill California.
	Don't worry.
	If we all eat the bugs, we'll save California.
	Right, so he's banking on this.
	Presumably.
	You eat the bugs, or else my beachfront mansion is underwater.
	Anyway, so this is a story here, in which a Burger King restaurant in London decided to go entirely meat-free.
	So they're releasing just vegetarian-vegan options.
	And I'm sure you've seen the advertising on this, and I found this weird.
	No one really talks about it.
	You remember how all vegetarian-vegan stuff was the vegetarian-vegan option?
	As in, here's for the vegetarians, we've got something for you.
	And now all the advertising, you see it, like, I can't go at a bus stop around here without seeing one of them.
	Just plants or, no, no, what was it called?
	Eat the vegetarian stuff.
	Eat the Beyond Meat.
	Yeah, Beyond Meat, that's it.
	Eat the plant-based product.
	Yeah.
	And I'm just like, no.
	No, don't want to.
	Again, just go to hell.
	There's also one thing in here in which they mention that they're only doing it for a month.
	However, they also have all the signage up that's redone to look more vegan-friendly, and then just in, like, green lettering, there's a, have it your way, and it's like...
	This isn't my way.
	No, I want meat.
	If we go to the next one as well, we can see Ikea.
	We're also making a big thing about the Bugaburgers.
	If you scroll down, eventually there is actually an image they have of them grinding up mealworms into a grinder that then turns into a burger.
	The Bugaburger.
	As you can see.
	Mealworms.
	And if you scroll down some more, you can see the Bugaburger being made.
	Well...
	Gross.
	It is what it is.
	But this is, you know, kind of a thing that's going on in the background and not really a story.
	Except that Burger King Brazil decided to change its name today on social media.
	Here's the next one.
	You can see their Instagram renamed Bug King.
	Don't know why they did this, just out of the blue.
	In the middle of advertising, by the way, try our plant-based products.
	No meat in this one, we trust, even though it wouldn't be true for bugs, because it would have meat in it, presumably.
	And if we go to the next one, their Facebook page also decided to put this up, which I can't help but just insert here, because what the hell is this?
	What am I looking at?
	Bug Burger King, and then some really messed up imagery of a burger and some person.
	Yeah, but look at the person's face.
	It's just inhuman.
	Okay.
	It looks like a bug in a video game where, you know, the face hasn't rendered and you've just got the eyes and the mouth.
	Yeah.
	I don't know.
	Maybe this is the plan for global warming here.
	We'll eat the bugs in the burgers and therefore we'll save those beachfront properties.
	Just seeing the Stone Toss comic, it's like, well, how's this going to help us sell burgers?
	Sell burgers.
	Anyway, so let's go back to his trampane.
	That was a sideshow, but let's go back because it's also increasingly more fun.
	And this is a clip of him pointing out that if you don't know what a woman is, maybe you shouldn't be in politics.
	Let's play.
	And a party that's unwilling to admit that men and women are biologically different, in defiance of all scientific and human history, is a party that should not be anywhere near the levers of power in the United States of America.
	100% true.
	Obviously.
	Calling out the diversity hire for being what she is.
	Keir Starmer sweating furiously.
	Through him as well.
	And then we'll play this next clip, which is just, again, him just having fun.
	And I want to get across, like, the reason I'm playing these is not just because, you know, haha, Trump funny man, but, like, just the energy of the man and the candor in which he's engaging himself in politics compared to Joe Biden's, I don't know, ghost of a human?
	He's like a mummy.
	Let's play this one.
	By the way, do you mind if I put on a hat?
	It's windy as hell up here.
	They said, you know, they said to me, sir, it's windy as hell.
	You better put on a hat.
	You get blown to pieces.
	I said, I can't handle it.
	And then the wind just doubled.
	I said, I've had it.
	I'm putting on a hat.
	But again, you can see happy, human, not corporate, engagement with politics there.
	Has some positive energy.
	Not demanding World War III. No, that as well.
	But he gave all the usual speech points that you'd expect as well.
	You know, we need to rebuild the border wall because Biden's screwed that up and all the rest of it.
	And we kind of know his policy points.
	If anyone doesn't know what Donald Trump's about at this point, I wasn't going to go through it because who doesn't know?
	But I thought I'd end this off with one funny moment.
	He made an N-word joke.
	I'm not even kidding.
	He decided to bring out the N-word.
	As you can see, the bad man here saying, Trump just dropped the N-word.
	He certainly did.
	Let's play the joke.
	We have the president of Russia mentioning the N-word.
	You know what the N-word is, right?
	You know what the N-word is?
	The nuclear word.
	Oh, I got a lot of...
	Then we go, what did he just say?
	Oh no, he's in trouble!
	He's in trouble!
	He said the N-word, no, no, no.
	Just absolute S-poster, just enjoying himself.
	I just thought it was hilarious that the other day Vladimir Putin came out and defended J.K. Rowling.
	Yeah.
	Of all things, what timeline are we in?
	Like, everything's getting a bit weird, obviously.
	The West is terrible and oppressive in this cancel culture.
	Look at J.K. Rowling.
	He's like, dude, you're the dictator of Russia.
	What are you doing?
	You did see J.K. Rowling denounce him as well.
	Of course you did!
	That's like PewDiePie being called out by the Christchurch.
	Oh, no!
	No, why?
	Uh, Donald Trump just cracking N-word jokes in his campaign rallies.
	Just the worst he can do to someone.
	I love how he's got the media there and he's basically just sitting there threatening them.
	I just say the N-word.
	Do you know about the N-word?
	Just everyone, like, sweating.
	The nuclear word?
	What do you think I was talking about?
	There was actually a black guy behind him as well.
	I was like...
	In that clip.
	At least Trump saved it.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	But the tenure of the whole thing.
	Because, I mean, you've got Joe Biden over there just, again, like a ghost.
	Dying on his feet.
	Like a ghost.
	I mean, not even able to get people to a speech in Poland.
	He's giving away tickets for free and can get, what was that, a couple hundred people?
	Including the media?
	And even the polls there making fun of him by recording it.
	And then his own administration being like, yeah, he doesn't represent us.
	Don't worry about it.
	He's just an old man who's lost.
	Doesn't know where he is.
	I just don't understand how your own administration can be like, yeah, disavow.
	I don't work here.
	Well, no, he doesn't work for us.
	His name's just on the sign.
	It's like when you go to McDonald's or something, you want to speak to McDonald's himself.
	He's not there.
	You know that meme of...
	What's the...
	Ben, not Stiller, the other...
	Ben Affleck.
	The meme of him having the cigarette was...
	Just that with the Team Biden shirt on.
	And that's every day in the Biden administration.
	I want to see that photo shot.
	It's so good.
	Well, no, I saw it going around.
	I should have got it for this.
	Oh, I didn't know.
	Anyway, that is the situation with the Biden admin.
	I just wanted to have a little round-up comparison to what Trump's been up to, which is starting his campaign up again, as you can see, going into the midterms.
	Let's go!
	Let's go, Trump!
	Let's reappropriate it.
	Someone who can move under their own power.
	Let's go, Brandon.
	So Will Smith is, as you're probably aware, having a bit of a hard time recently, and I just thought it was worth talking about because I actually feel really bad for the guy, and everyone is dunking on him, and fairly, justly, and hilariously, which we'll go through.
	It could be a crime.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, but also, he's definitely having a moment, and it's quite bad.
	But anyway, let's begin this by talking about the Oscars, right?
	No one cares about the Oscars.
	I didn't watch the Oscars.
	Did you watch the Oscars?
	There was no Rick Gervais.
	He doesn't do the Oscars.
	He does the Golden Globes.
	Well, that's the thing.
	I wouldn't watch any awards show if it wasn't him.
	Well, there we go.
	But the thing is, I think it's worth just pointing out just how detached and how up its own rectum Hollywood has become compared to where they used to be only a year ago.
	In 2021, the Oscars had 23.6 million viewers.
	This year, 10.4 million.
	56% of your audience sliced off in a year.
	I mean, this is just the general decline of award shows.
	All award shows are just dying at this point.
	Good to see.
	Yeah, yeah, it's fantastic.
	What was that, 2012 and everything just starts dying completely?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, yeah, it is.
	But I mean, look at it from 2015 onwards, and you can see the precipitous decline.
	So the Emmys have lost 14%, which is the lowest cut, basically, but then they've always had the lowest figure.
	The Grammys had a 51% drop from 18.69 million to 9.23 million.
	Like, Hollywood is losing its popularity.
	No one cares.
	Well, yeah, but I mean, like, getting, you know, 20 million people to watch a award show, that's pretty impressive, you know?
	And to then have that literally halved in a year, it's awful.
	Like, if I were those guys, I'd be like, okay, what are we doing wrong?
	And you, I mean, it's probably because of policies like this, right?
	I mean, like, this is the Oscars.
	Well, like, if you can go to the next one, we're not going to host films or consider films that don't feature enough black, gay, or disabled actors in the cast and crew.
	There are movies that involve, like, three people.
	Just add some extras.
	Yeah.
	Just add a load of black guys in the background.
	Just add some extras.
	I mean, like, a remake of The Thing.
	Like, you'd have, like, six people in the cast.
	Like, well, okay, well, there aren't many ramps for diversity, like, for disability access in the Arctic.
	What are we supposed to do?
	Are you going to have to have them in there?
	Are you not getting your Oscar?
	Sorry!
	But this is the ideological...
	I'm thinking of ways around this.
	You're just having this movie where you're traveling through the Arctic and you just have a flashback to when I used to work at the YMCA with just a very diverse cast for a minute.
	What if you're remaking Watership Down?
	There aren't any people in it.
	It's a film about rabbits.
	Sorry, you're not getting an Oscar.
	I know it's moving, heartbreaking, dramatic, it's tragic, but there's no Oscar for you because there aren't any gay, disabled, black actors.
	Where are the gay disabled black actors in Schindler's List?
	Not worthy of the Oscar.
	But anyway, so go follow our dispatches.
	Uh, feeds on various social media platforms, by the way, where Rory's doing a great job finding all this stuff.
	But anyway, so let's, let's get to actually, you know, the Oscars, which happened this weekend.
	So Chris Rock was hosting and Chris Rock is a very funny man.
	He's been very funny for a long time and he makes lots of edgy jokes and he was in the middle of making an edgy joke about Will Smith's wife.
	Do you know who she is?
	No.
	Jada Pinkett Smith.
	Okay.
	He said that he was presenting the Oscar for Best Documentary Feature and was excited to watch Pinkett Smith in G.I. Jane 2.
	Bit of a niche joke.
	I don't get it.
	I know you don't.
	Because it's not something from the Soviet Union.
	But the point is, G.I. Jane was like Demi Moore or something where she had to shave her head.
	Okay.
	And Jada Pinkett Smith in 2018 revealed that she was diagnosed with alopecia, a condition which causes hair loss and therefore she shaves her head as well.
	Okay.
	So he's making a joke about her hair loss, which don't get me wrong, alopecia, pretty rough, you know, on an emotional level, you know, a bit confidence-destroying.
	Understandable.
	But it's the sort of joke that you'd expect at a ceremony like this, where they all know each other, and they kind of roast each other friendly, like...
	Normally.
	Also, what are you going to do?
	Hide it?
	Like, your hair's not there.
	Yeah, exactly.
	You've kind of just got to own it and be like, yep, this is something that's happened to me.
	It sucks, but I'm going to soldier on, and then, you know, Chris Rock slaps you with a bit of a joke, and you go, ha, ha, ha, ha.
	But no, no, and I shouldn't use the word slap, because, well, that's what's happening.
	It was a bit presaging there.
	Let's just watch the clip, shall we?
	This is how Will Smith responded.
	Jada, I love you.
	G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it.
	All right?
	It's jealousy!
	That was a nice one.
	Okay.
	I'm out here.
	Uh-oh.
	Richard?
	Oh, wow.
	Wow.
	Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me.
	Keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth.
	Wow, dude.
	It was a G.I. Jane joke.
	Keep my wife's name out your mouth!
	I'm going to, okay?
	Oh, okay.
	That was the greatest night in the history of television.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	That was awkward.
	Yeah.
	For lots and lots and lots of reasons, right?
	So there are a lot of people like, oh, this is staged or whatever.
	It's like, eh, maybe.
	But it didn't look very staged.
	Like, Chris Rock looked kind of shocked that this had happened.
	He didn't look like he thought he was about to get slapped either.
	So he was kind of leaning in because they know each other.
	They're buddies.
	Like, what's going on?
	And the hit sounded like it was an actual hit.
	So, you know, good for Chris Rock for taking it like a champ, by the way.
	So, you know, he carried on.
	He was pretty good about it.
	But look at this from moments before.
	Look at her face.
	You can see this Will Smith.
	Oh, yeah, this is a friendly roast.
	We're having a joke.
	And she's not happy.
	So I slowed down that clip so we can watch her eye roll.
	And you can see where all of this has come from.
	Let's play this next bit.
	Look, watch her face.
	He's having a good time.
	Someone is in trouble now, Will.
	You can see where this has gone.
	And so his demeanor, laughing, friendly.
	Engaging in the comedy.
	Seconds later, slap.
	Who's made him do this?
	It's obviously her.
	But anyway, so what I find really interesting about this is the afterwards where he was like, keep my wife's name out of your mouth.
	He wasn't, this is clearly not what he was thinking as he was telling the joke.
	This was clearly something that had just come up because she had obviously twisted a screw on him.
	And that's really weird because like, If there's one thing you would have thought, it's, well, you put your relationship out in the public.
	Their relationship is very public, and everyone kind of knows the ins and outs of it, and everyone's kind of like, the ins and outs of their marriage is kind of gross.
	And so, him being like, defending the sanctity of his wife's honor in public, it's like, uh, okay.
	Anyway, we'll get into that in a minute.
	So he won the Best Actor award, right?
	So you're allowed to go up and slap Chris Rock.
	Is this before or after?
	This is after.
	That must have been even more awkward.
	It got even more awkward.
	I'm not going to play the full award acceptance.
	I'm just going to quote slightly from it.
	But he won the Best Actor Oscar for this award.
	I think it's the first Oscar he's won.
	So...
	That does give some credence to the idea it's fake, though.
	These two actors, and then he's the best actor.
	I mean, I don't believe it, but I can see the idea.
	I can see why people would think so.
	But the thing is, you can feel the tension just by watching all of this.
	Everyone's like, oh, okay, this is definitely off script at this point.
	And you've got Denzel Washington consoling him afterwards.
	We'll get to it, but anyway...
	So anyway, he gets the best actor order, and then he goes up and accepts it, right?
	So if we go to the next one, you can see him delivering this.
	Now, I've watched a lot of Will Smith's films for many decades now.
	I know he's not this good an actor, right?
	He is just not this good an actor.
	I mean, he's literally bawling with tears at points, right, over this.
	And he's saying what sounds like weird and disjointed stuff, like, I was overwhelmed by what God is calling upon me to do and be in this world.
	I'm being called on in my life to love people and protect people and be a river to my people.
	And I know to do what we've got to do to be able to take abuse and have people talk crazy.
	And he was saying that before he accepted this award, but after he'd slapped Chris Rock, Denzel Washington had said to him, at your highest moments, that's when the devil comes for you.
	And he's like, look, I want to be a vessel for love.
	And it's like, yeah, okay.
	This is a man, he's trapped in a bad place.
	With people around him that are not respecting him.
	And this is obvious.
	And it's been obvious for many, many years.
	He apologises to everyone apart from Chris Rock.
	I'm sorry to the Academy.
	I'm sorry to all of you people.
	It's like, what about Chris Rock?
	Did you smack them in the face in public?
	Does he not deserve the policy?
	No, not that guy.
	But the whole thing is very unwholesome.
	And that's the problem.
	It's like watching a man having a public breakdown.
	Yeah, it's almost kind of cruel to give him an award and make him stand up there.
	Yeah, I was genuinely feeling for him.
	And afterwards, there was footage of him during this commercial break.
	If we can go to the next one, where he is being pulled aside and comforted by Denzel Washington and Tyler Perry, who are trying to get him to brush it off.
	And then he goes a six-pack down with Jada.
	So I don't think this was fake.
	You know, the executive editor of Vanity Fair, who's tweeting live from the ceremony, said that someone who works for the Oscars told him that Chris Rock was not interrupted by Smith at rehearsals yesterday.
	He didn't think it was supposed to happen.
	This appeared to be real.
	Yes, it did appear to be real.
	But I don't blame people for thinking it was staged.
	So the question is, what am I talking about?
	Because this appears to be the act, the last act of a humiliated man to try and retain some of his dignity.
	And that's really, really sad that the entire world has to watch him crying about this.
	Because Jada Smith basically cucked Will Smith in 2020.
	It's really gross.
	She was like, oh, I had an affair with this guy called August Alcina during their marriage.
	And this was really gross because Rory sent me the footage, so I hadn't actually seen this.
	So they did like this podcast called Red Table Talk where they sat around a red table and she sat him down and basically made him agree That only she gets to control who she sleeps with in the marriage, as if he, her husband, has no input on who she has sex with.
	So are you effing insane?
	What's the point of you being my woman if you don't have any say in this?
	We'll get to that in a minute.
	But anyway, she...
	I think I've seen that clip, because that's the one where the meme comes from as well, where he's just sat there in tears.
	Yes, and the whole thing is awful to watch.
	But he's still with her?
	Yes.
	I assumed he left her and then got a new wife.
	You would assume that.
	I mean, it's not like Will Smith couldn't get a new woman.
	I mean, he's Will Smith.
	Yeah.
	Like, of all people on Earth, to be chained to this absolute snake.
	I thought he got a new wife and that was like the new wife.
	Oh, no.
	No, no, that would be...
	Yeah.
	I mean, that would be fine.
	I mean, the new wife hadn't, you know, told the world, by the way, I've been cheating on my husband.
	And he was like, yeah, that's fine, because I've got no say in who she has sex with.
	Like, the absolute worst of it, right?
	But basically, they decided, apparently, to go on a separate period for a time and figure out how to make yourselves happy.
	And then she was like, yeah, I got into an entanglement with August.
	And he was like, well, it was more than an entanglement, wasn't it?
	And she was like, well, yeah, it's an entanglement.
	It's like, you had a relationship.
	It's like, yeah, it was a relationship.
	It's like, yeah, you were shagging this other guy while being married to Will Smith because you were on a break.
	Very Ross and Rachel from Friends, but worse, but awful, actually.
	And during an interview with The Breakfast Club, Elinza confirmed that he and Plinkett Smith dated during the marriage and with the full knowledge and, quote, blessing of Will Smith.
	What?
	Yeah, I know, I know.
	But he agreed to it.
	Allegedly.
	But, like, it seems...
	And if you watch the Red Table podcast, it seems very much that she has...
	She's browbeaten him into it.
	She's got a particular narrative that hinges on a bunch of things that force Will Smith to essentially cede all kind of personal sovereignty and say, well, no, everything you want is perfect.
	Everything I want is selfish.
	And it's really gross to watch.
	I watched it before the podcast.
	It was gross.
	But she's like, the only person who can give permission in that particular circumstance is myself.
	It's like, okay, ho.
	Anyway.
	Just to really round off just how emasculated Will Smith is at this point.
	Jada Smith, his son, Jaden Smith, sorry, is a genderqueer and LGBT fashion icon.
	He wears skirts.
	He's created a non-binary fashion line.
	He's a genderqueer fashion icon.
	He wore a dress to the prom.
	He represents the LGBTQ community on screen and he announced he had a boyfriend on stage.
	Not the pinnacle of masculinity.
	Will Smith, coming from a previous generation...
	Sorry, does he say he's gay?
	Yeah, yeah.
	But does he say he's queer?
	Good question.
	But he's definitely an LGBT icon.
	So, Will Smith...
	And one of the things that you should note from Will Smith is he's always portrayed a very wholesome, masculine, and family-focused career.
	Just look at his films.
	There's nothing weird and unusual about it.
	So it's like, right, if you are trying to promote that in your films and you look at his real life, well, his real life is shambles.
	Absolute shambles.
	And so after this, hashtag cuck was trending on Twitter.
	I kind of get it.
	Because if he did agree to it, then yeah.
	That would be definitionally.
	It's just all people talking about how he has been repeatedly publicly humiliated by Jada Smith.
	If you can go to the next one...
	I mean, it's...
	People listening, you can F my wife, but keep her name out your mouth.
	With a picture of him slapping Chris Rock.
	Hashtag cuck.
	It's awful.
	And just, again, like, to go through, like, their marriage, right?
	Basically, in 2013, if you go to the next one, Jada denies open marriage rumors, saying, Will and I can do whatever we want because we have a grown relationship.
	It's like...
	Which is why he's crying.
	So you're a cheating hoe, right?
	Got it.
	No, but just we can do what we want, which is why my husband is crying.
	Yeah.
	No.
	Like, he's crying because he's upset, and you just don't care.
	Yeah, the whole thing, and again, when you watch this Red Table thing, you can see that she is talking expressly about herself at the complete expense of any concerns or feelings that he might have on the issue.
	His opinion on this does not matter at all, right?
	And so in 2015, people were rumoring they were going to get divorced, and in 2018, Will Smith is like, well, we don't refer to ourselves as married, So when you were like, why are you divorcing?
	Surely.
	He says, we refer to ourselves as like partners.
	We get into that space when you realize you are literally with someone for the rest of your life.
	There's no deal breakers.
	There's nothing she could do ever.
	Nothing that would break our relationship.
	She has my support till death and it feels so good to get in that space.
	Why do you look like it's crushing you?
	Why would you give her a free check?
	She can do literally anything.
	What can you do, I wonder?
	Literally nothing.
	You can go slap Chris Rock.
	This is why I think people are like, you know, he's having this public breakdown.
	Everyone's like, okay, this is a problem with him.
	The people around him who, frankly, seem deeply toxic and gaslighting towards Will Smith.
	And she also denies that what she did was infidelity, but of course, he doesn't satisfy her in the bedroom.
	She said that in 2021.
	Thanks, darling.
	Don't tell the world that I, Will Smith, can't satisfy you in the bedroom.
	Literally, she's cheating on him, saying that he's not good enough in bed, and also I can do what I want in public to everyone, and he can do nothing.
	Yeah.
	This is an absolutely broken man.
	I don't get why he's still with her.
	Yeah.
	I mean, if you can go to the next one, this is the round table thing.
	Just look at the face.
	Yeah, that's the meme.
	Yeah, but that is a man who's just holding in rage and hatred and disappointment and hurt.
	There's no evidence that he's cheated on her.
	I mean, he could probably have seas of young women.
	Yeah, and who the hell is she?
	Exactly.
	She's 48 years old and she looks like a serpent.
	Why her?
	Because when they were 22, whatever, on, like, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, I think it was, they met and they fell in love, and he's just committed.
	Well, that's long since gone.
	Yeah, exactly, exactly, right?
	The thing is, it gets worse, right?
	In 2021, like, he's carrying this torch for her for some reason.
	But in 2021, she shared a poem that Tupac Shakur had written for her because they had, like...
	Kind of dated before she'd got together with Will Smith.
	And so, like, 30 years ago, she's now like, yeah, so here's one of my old boyfriends.
	He wrote a poem for me.
	Isn't this beautiful?
	And Will Smith is just sat there, just crying.
	Like, what is going on?
	This is awful, right?
	So the Daily Mail posted this.
	Jada Pinkett Smith shared a never-before-seen poem from a former friend, quote-unquote Tupac, the 49-year-old actress.
	Sorry, she's 50 now.
	Just get a 30-year-old look, Nate, honestly.
	Posted the video in an early commemoration of what had been the late rapper's 50th birthday, while also expanding on her relationship with the performer.
	Fans have always speculated whether the beauty and the late rapper ever dated, and she had spoken at length about their chemistry together several times in the past.
	So she keeps going on about the guy who died 30 years ago, how much she loved him, and Will Smith just got to sit there and take it.
	But anyway...
	Any normal person would be just smashing the divorce button.
	Yeah, he should have done it in 2013.
	Abort, abort.
	Yeah.
	This is not your wife anymore.
	Yeah.
	Anyway, so the Academy doesn't condone violence, which is good to know.
	I mean, honestly, it could have been worse than just a slap, I think.
	You condone cuckoldry?
	Yeah.
	I want to know that next.
	Well, I mean, let's hear a big list of things they can do.
	But you can do everything she's doing.
	Yeah.
	Emotional abuse.
	Yeah.
	I mean, he's clearly not consented to this.
	I mean, I know there are cuckolds out there that exist, right?
	Yeah, but he's not one of them.
	Yeah, he's clearly being abused.
	This isn't a fetish of his.
	No, he's the one being fucking, sorry, manipulated over here and just being absolutely abused by his wife.
	It's awful, isn't it?
	It's really, really grim.
	Oh, this is horrible.
	And that's the thing, right?
	When I was 13 years old, I remember I used to go to boarding school between I was like 11 and 13.
	I remember every day we'd go and sit down and watch Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
	What would Uncle Phil say?
	Uncle Phil would be slapping people too, right?
	I used to love it.
	I used to absolutely love it.
	I've really enjoyed Will Smith films.
	I can think of literally like half a dozen Will Smith films that I could just sit down and watch, start to finish, you know, over and over and over because they're just classic.
	You know, Men in Black, Independence Day, loads of stuff.
	I Am Legend.
	How many times have you watched that?
	Countless.
	Like, loads and loads of great films that he's done and it's just awful to watch.
	And the thing is, he's always portrayed himself as a wholesome guy, a wholesome sort of family man.
	The roles he plays aren't like weird degenerate roles or anything like that.
	No, they're always kind of role models, even.
	It's a good guy, if it's the right thing.
	And given the circumstances, does everything to protect his family.
	Except, apparently, in real life, he takes that far too far.
	Well, in real life, it's poisoned, right?
	That's the thing.
	Because I think that he probably is in some way like that.
	He seems like a nice guy.
	It looks like he's being taken advantage of, totally.
	But anyway, Chris Rock isn't going to file a police report, which is nice, I suppose.
	But why?
	He's going to call him over and have some beers and be like, mate.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Well, he probably did, you know.
	Here's some of my female friends.
	He probably did, and it's just awful.
	But then you get, like, you know, the internet's commentariat that have thoughts about these.
	People tweeting basically that Chris Rock deserved it because you don't joke about a black woman's hair.
	It's like, really, is that what this is about, Jamal?
	Or what about Ayanna Pressley?
	Who wants political solidarity with alopecia nations?
	Alopecia nations, stand up.
	Thank you, Will Smith.
	Shout out to all the husbands who defend their wives living with alopecia.
	Isn't that what this is about?
	This is, again, just my thing is off limits.
	It's like the Muslims and Muhammad.
	It's just like, our thing is the thing you can't joke about.
	Yeah.
	Like, well, Hollywood accepts that for Muhammad.
	Yeah.
	So everyone else wants a piece of it.
	We actually had some more memes, but honestly, I'm feeling bad about them now.
	Like...
	Let's have a look at them.
	Go on, then.
	Why not?
	Some of them are, like, you know, quite funny.
	That's not bad.
	When it takes a minute for the joke to land.
	I know.
	But again, like, I don't think Chris Rock did anything wrong, obviously.
	No.
	And I don't think this is...
	Like, look at Will Smith's face.
	He's obviously just...
	This is a joke to him.
	Until she gets involved.
	But anyway, the next one was a bit rough.
	Oh, no, this was good, actually.
	It's the one after this.
	It's a classic.
	Get in one little fight and my mom got scared.
	This is one that's a bit rough.
	It is accurate, though.
	With the Jack Murphy beard.
	But honestly, after watching all that and learning the details, I think she comes out of all of this looking the worst.
	She looks positively evil.
	Yeah, like I'm utterly sympathizing with Will Smith's position.
	He shouldn't have slapped Chris, but he's clearly being manipulated.
	Yes.
	And he needs to realize that, and that's his problem.
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	He should have left her a long time ago.
	Anyway.
	Move on.
	It's awful, isn't it?
	That's horrible.
	It's awful.
	Actually horrible.
	And she has no respect for his personal integrity as a man.
	That's the thing.
	That's the thing as well.
	Like, when he gets on his deathbed and he looks back, or she dies, or whatever.
	You really want to be happy about how you spent the last 20-30 years of your life?
	But he's upholding a commitment to her for some reason.
	Anyway, let's talk about how to hide a promiscuous past, because why wouldn't we?
	Now, this is a website called lolz.com.
	You might think, well, that's a parody website, but it's not.
	It's a bottom of the barrel website.
	This website is sincere in what they're saying.
	They are just Really gross.
	In every way, shape, and form.
	If you were to go through the various categories, I spent a lot of time looking at this and thinking, this can't be real.
	This can't be real.
	And it is.
	Because if you go to the business one, it's like how to improve your typing, how to do this, how to do that, in the beauty section, how to do your makeup.
	All these things are otherwise sensible categories.
	What's this one under?
	How to be a whore?
	This one's under relationships.
	Quote, unquote.
	And if you scroll down a bit, you can just see the title.
	It's how to hide a promiscuous past.
	And it literally is how to get away with being a hoe.
	Sometimes the sex is so slamming you can't risk scaring them off.
	Here's what you've got to do.
	Why would you be scared off?
	I don't get it.
	Well, let's begin.
	First of all, let's make one thing perfectly clear.
	There is absolutely nothing wrong with being a slut.
	Yeah, there is.
	If there's nothing wrong with being a slut why are you going to be scaring him off by being a slut?
	Why are you thinking of hiding it?
	Yeah.
	If it's neutral or positive, you have it out in the open.
	Yep.
	Doesn't matter to you.
	The very premise of this article rejects that statement.
	So living with the double think, they carry on and say, the fact is you've got to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince.
	And in this year of 2022, people are free to experience sex no matter what, their colour and creed.
	Black people weren't allowed to have sex before now.
	After the proclamation of Lincoln.
	The emancipation proclamation.
	Black people, you are no longer incels.
	I don't know why they think that's the case.
	But of course, this is the very end point of modern progressivism.
	The brave new world.
	Of course, it's totally fine to be a slut.
	Why couldn't it be?
	Anyway, also, your current partner is the only person that could possibly concern.
	And that means that a wild ride is by definition the past.
	Until the next one, the next one, and the next one.
	I mean, like, who's going to break the habit of a lifetime?
	Why shouldn't he look at your past record and consider that to be the most accurate predictor of future events?
	There are loads of reasons why this is bad.
	But anyway, in an ideal world, men wouldn't care about our number whatsoever.
	why would that be ideal if there's nothing wrong with it whatsoever again double think but seeing as this is still a white supremacist patriarchy sure this isn't satire Then again, what am I saying?
	We have this crap every day from genuine people in academia.
	We're going to go ahead and assert that men will absolutely find issue with a woman having scored numbers on the higher end of the slut spectrum.
	So if a black man is like, look, I actually don't want a woman who's got, like, triple digits.
	I mean, we call it the body count.
	Is he a white supremacist?
	John's like, yes!
	He's a black white supremacist.
	Yeah, so it's literally only white supremacist patriarchy that makes men not want to date a slut.
	That's it.
	You hearing that, Will Smith?
	Hang on, but then why do all the white men who don't want to slut happily mix race?
	Race mixing.
	Opholding white supremacy by race mixing with prudent ladies of colour.
	I don't know.
	Okay.
	Anyway, number one.
	This is how you do it.
	Try to find out the number of people he slept with.
	Is that going to work, Callum?
	What?
	Yeah, you can't call me a whore because you're a whore!
	No.
	Why not?
	I don't think it's the same.
	Exactly, it's not the same at all.
	And they'll be like, oh, it's a double standard.
	It's like, yeah, it's a double standard.
	Men and women are different.
	Yes.
	They can't be the same.
	Women gatekeep access to sex.
	Men gatekeep access to relationships, which is what they're complaining about now.
	If he finds out that you've had double digits or triple digits, he's going to be like, well, hang on a second, I'm not getting in a relationship with you.
	I'm going to gatekeep the relationship.
	Exactly.
	Whereas if he has managed to sleep with 100 women, well, that means that he's a very persuasive man because he's not gatekeeping that option.
	So it's a conquest for men, put simply, and that's not going to...
	That's just going to make him look like a chad.
	Also make you look like a whore.
	Number two.
	Lie.
	It's that simple.
	Amazing advice.
	Just lie.
	Just lie.
	And then following...
	It's like you're reading Satan himself has written an article.
	Yes, it is.
	Where it's like, if you tried lying, what about committing murder and adultery?
	If you're covered in your neighbour's hawks...
	Well, there are deadly sins, and okay, well look, if you're going to lie, just lie more, but if you can't just directly lie, but just lie by omission, which is number three.
	What?
	Tell all if you must, but with a twist.
	Like promoting a couple of bonks to an old boyfriend status.
	That way you can get down to telling tales of about two or three men in total.
	So yeah, just lie.
	Just lie more.
	Lie even more.
	This is going to be a great relationship.
	Wonderful relationship advice.
	Tell lies to your partner until you die.
	Begin by lying how much of a whore you are.
	So the next one, number four, is tell the truth.
	Maybe.
	I don't know.
	We could do.
	Some men are actually not bothered by a woman's lively past.
	But those men are rare.
	And not really worth much.
	But before you tell all, be sure that you're dating one as such.
	How do you find out?
	Well, is he hot?
	I don't know.
	But anyway, number five.
	Pretend past lovers were terrible.
	Look, I might be a whore, but they were all terrible and bad, darling.
	Why'd you keep doing it?
	That's a really good question.
	Surely after the fifth, you're like, well, this is boring.
	Even if you have decided to reveal everything, remember that when you did, you didn't enjoy it very much either.
	It's not that it didn't mean anything, it's just that with him it means so much more.
	So tamper your truth or dare with a bit of baby you're the best, always go down well.
	There's more lying, basically.
	Just continue lying.
	This is advice for people who are never going to succeed in relationship ladies.
	But also that's never going to keep her happy.
	She's now with a man who doesn't satisfy her.
	Well no, apparently the premise of this is the new guy is good.
	But I thought they premised it on the guy being hot and that was it.
	But also good in bed.
	But not good enough.
	Well, no, no, it's not that he's not good enough.
	It's that he's great and bad.
	Oh, I really like this guy.
	I want to stay with this guy.
	Because that's literally the only consideration.
	And it's just like, okay, but what happens when he finds out you're a hoe?
	He's going to leave.
	Oh, God, I better think of some lies.
	Quick.
	Oh, okay.
	So, you lie, say he's the best, all the others are terrible, and then you say they abused you.
	More lies.
	I may have had sex with 30 men in the past, but trust me, they were all rapists.
	I mean, don't let your man think too critically when you're being creative with the truth.
	Toy with his emotions by hinting or even saying outright that a lot of these old boyfriends abused you.
	This isn't a parody, this is just evil.
	What did you think of that?
	Deeply, deeply wrong?
	I don't know what else to say.
	I mean, like I said, it was like Satan has written this.
	Yes.
	Like, here's your relationship advice.
	Just tell lies, be a hoe, and then, I don't know, say that you were raped 30 times instead of you had 30 men.
	Yep.
	And then you want to start gaslighting it next, of course, right?
	So do your cyber opsec and do it right.
	You already knew to prune any evidence from your social media, but I bet you didn't know that you should also create a plausible cover story for missing information or blocks of time.
	I'm sure that the boyfriend's just doing exactly what you're doing on his timeline.
	Blaming it on an ex hacking and vandalizing your accounts after a bad breakup is good old trusting.
	I mean, you may as well.
	My rapist ex hacked my accounts and vandalized them.
	That's how it worked, darling.
	Trust.
	The more elaborate and pre-planned the story, the harder it will be to crack your new dude's prodding questions.
	Have an answer to every question, and most importantly, have fun.
	It's the advice of a psychopath.
	Have fun lying and misleading your partner.
	Yeah.
	As if it's a game.
	It's awful.
	As if it's actually a game you're meant to be playing for fun as well.
	Yeah, yeah.
	And number eight, of course, always bring trusted friends in on the conspiracy.
	Why not?
	One more thing, make sure your friends are briefed.
	You don't want to be in a social situation where one of them suddenly blurts out.
	Do you remember when you were in Ibiza and you did it with three men in one night in front of your man?
	I remember when you were gang raped in Ibiza.
	That's the story, right?
	Like...
	I mean, it's just this web of awful lies.
	But imagine if you were a girl and another girl came to you and said, just lie and say I was raped in the past.
	Not only is she obviously a psychopath, but you'd surely also want to cut ties immediately.
	Yeah.
	Or you get entangled in this giant web of lies that just seems like way more hassle.
	It's like, look, Samantha, could you just not be a ho?
	Or just admit.
	Or just come to peace with it.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Just come to peace with it, right?
	But what I love about this, if you scroll down just a little bit more, John, the end of this article.
	P.S. Did you know you can order a quick test for 10 STDs that includes early detection of HIV RNA? The tests are performed by a CLIA certified lab and the press is confidential.
	Look out for your health as well as your partner's health.
	Get 10% off with our code.
	That's their shill.
	STD checks.
	I mean, look, if this is satire, that's brilliant satire, but it's also utterly believable.
	I can imagine someone being used code POSO or whatever.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Well, I suppose the code would be Vice or Vox.
	Yeah, well, the comments don't seem to be taking this as satire.
	They seem to be taking this as statements of advice.
	First of all, let's make one thing perfectly clear in quotes.
	There's absolutely nothing wrong being a slut.
	Preach!
	Yas, queen!
	Yeah, slay.
	You're hiding it again.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	This one parent woman, this one in fact, I've bagged over 650 well-endowed manlets in my search for HMV and I get so triggered when white supremacists call me a slut for just having fun.
	Why is she denigrating her own past conquests as manlets if she's proud of it?
	I don't know.
	Yeah, I have terrible taste in men.
	I went through 600 people who were unsatisfactory.
	Maybe, but Richard replies, I'm very impressed.
	You're not the 500, you're like...
	Absolutely nothing wrong with a woman that builds up as much experience as possible, especially one that likes to wear Queen of Space tattoo.
	I'd love to talk to you.
	But there are lots of people.
	Literally an account called Slay Queen.
	Yes.
	Lots of people taking this seriously, so I was like, right, okay, maybe people are taking this seriously.
	But like this one, the only ones that are going to care about body count are Insecure Dudes.
	You an Insecure Dude, Callum?
	No, I saw a comment in the chat just as you said that as well.
	Someone saying, men love sluts, we just don't marry them.
	The root of not wanting to be a slut is being threatened because you aren't her best lover.
	That's it.
	That's literally it.
	Literally it.
	There's no other plausible reason that you could think of that you wouldn't want a woman who everyone in your town has already had sex with.
	What are you, a white supremacist?
	Imagine going to the local bar and just all the guys kept saying hi to your wife.
	Yeah, I just can't imagine anything worse.
	There's nothing sacred about any of this.
	No.
	You feel like Will Smith.
	God.
	I don't give an F how many dicks you've sucked as long as you can get sloppy with it.
	I have no need to be the best you've ever had.
	Just as long as I can have my way with your body, I'm good.
	That's the level of Redditor that is engaging with this.
	But it also goes back to the men loving sluts not marrying them.
	It's like, yeah, we're good because we're just having fun.
	And that's it.
	The only men who would support anything like this are very low-value men who hold nothing sacred about themselves and therefore can hold nothing sacred about anyone else.
	And so all they're thinking is, well, I might get to have sex with this woman and therefore everything she has done is nothing that I'm going to judge her for.
	Well, it won't matter in 24 hours.
	Who cares?
	Exactly.
	Because that's as far as it's going to go for these people.
	But anyway, yeah, so we'll leave that one there.
	A hot pile of trash.
	Absolutely disgusting.
	What's this one?
	Common sense.
	Yeah, this article is disgusting.
	Women like this are why men...
	Preach.
	Exactly.
	Yes, King.
	Your filth lurking in the shadows trying to pounce on a man and abduct him with lies since you know he wouldn't bat an eye at you if he saw you in the light.
	Hope your eggs shrivel up in your meaningless life with all that sex you're having, since that's all you'll ever be good for.
	While your friends, who are relationship-oriented, post on their Instagram how happy they are with their children on vacation, you'll be alone in your apartment wishing you never had that abortion, you sluts.
	Well, I mean...
	That's definitely a woman that's written that.
	Yeah.
	It might be.
	It might be.
	But it's just like, wow.
	Like you said, written by Satan.
	It's hard to imagine.
	Yeah, and the whole article is just an ad for STD tests at the end.
	Well, I mean, you're going to attract the right audience, I guess.
	Oh, God.
	Do you think the STD clinic played for this article?
	Maybe.
	Maybe they did.
	This is why it's fine to be a whore, so come and check out our STD clinic.
	That's smart marketing, if so.
	That is, but it's also just, it's unbelievably gross.
	And I think it's probably the worst thing I've ever read, as well.
	Just literally just lie.
	Just say they abused you.
	What are you talking about?
	Just keep lying.
	Get all your friends to lie.
	Just the idea that you could lie about I've been an abuse victim of 30 men.
	Remember it's got to be a high body count.
	That's the assumption.
	So presumably you've been raped or abused by like tens and tens of men and then you found Mr.
	Right and that's how that story went and that's believable.
	Yeah.
	I mean you could and here's a radical idea.
	Not be a total whore, and then when you find Mr.
	Right, you don't have to construct a vast labyrinthine network of lies in order to try and make sure that he doesn't leave you because you're disgusting.
	Also, you won't need to order very many STD tests.
	No, you won't have to worry about the temp sent off.
	Also, the annons.
	This is so mean, but of course...
	Yes, but like...
	Can hardly blame them.
	Go to the video comments.
	In most anime or movies like Star Wars, characters will get into the bind and they'll just stand there pressing their swords against each other, but they don't try to maneuver around each other and bypass each other's guard.
	There's a ton of things that they can do, but they just don't.
	And the movies would be so much cooler if they were to just look up a couple of techniques for how to deal with the bind and incorporate them into the movie.
	Good fun.
	But you're right.
	I agree.
	Yeah.
	Let's go to the next one.
	Sorry for anyone who missed it, but just to add, because, well, I was the last person in the gold tickle, just to add to the Dojo Wars story, the guy who practiced in Ma and somehow ass-backwards managed to actually successfully kill someone in the Dojo Wars.
	Do you want to know how he advertised his dojo?
	Because this is the best part.
	He advertised it in stuff like DC and Marvel comics.
	Because, hey, don't you want to be able to be a ninja person like Batman?
	God, the fucking 80s were weird for martial arts, I'm telling you.
	Especially in America.
	Definitely seems true.
	For people who don't know, apparently there was some autistic spat between different dojos trying to prove that their martial art was the best one, and they ended up ripping in the boxing guys, and it just expanded and expanded to the point that people started bringing swords and just started stabbing each other to prove that their martial art was better, which doesn't make any kind of sense.
	Because, you know, you could bring a gun, and that would prove that your martial art is better.
	Escalates slightly.
	It's just like, did you know that Fong Gong is best because I have AK? It's no sense.
	The next one.
	An Athenian stele proclaiming a law from 337 or 336 BC. If anyone rise up against the demos for tyranny, or join in establishing the tyranny, or overthrow the demos of the Athenians or the democracy in Athens, whoever kills him who does any of these things shall be blameless.
	It shall not be permitted for any one of the councillors to sit in the council or deliberate about anything.
	if anyone sits in the council or deliberates about anything both he and his progeny shall be deprived of civil rights and his substance shall be confiscated and a tenth given to the goddess base very much you the ancient Greeks yeah next one how's it going guys Really liking my sort of detachment for the moment.
	I've been looking at houses that I'm going to buy in the second half of this year, provided the Easter show goes well, and I've also been looking at battery banks for it and solar panels and stuff, looking at EVs, and I feel so much better.
	And one of the things that I think you need to start doing in this crazy, crazy world if you want to feel better is start planning for the future.
	Yeah, that's certainly true.
	It's also summer, which is always helping as well.
	Like, I was thinking about this the other day, because the sign's finally coming out in our blessed isle, and we can finally see again in the daytime.
	But it's making me feel better, of course, as it does for everyone every year.
	But then I'm also wondering about, like, people who live in Greece and Australia.
	Like, how do you ever get depressed with beautiful weather like that?
	Yeah, I was thinking about, like, you know, solar panels.
	I was like, yeah, imagine living in a country where a solar panel would work.
	Yeah, and actually make money instead of having to be subsidized endlessly.
	I'm very jealous.
	Also, I wonder how much a house is like that in Australia.
	Also, notice how it's a single story.
	Australia is such a big and empty country.
	It's like, well, we've just got all this land.
	We've always built it.
	It did look like it has the American Syndrome as well.
	We've built it out of wood.
	It won't last 100 years, but don't worry about it.
	I don't know why, but anyway.
	Let's go to the next one.
	So for those of you who are mechanically inclined, this should be pretty simple on how to take apart an engine and rebuild it.
	So this is essentially just a chain that times all three sprockets together.
	That's the water pump sprocket, and that's the crankshaft sprocket.
	The pistons basically transfer movement into the crankshaft, and that turns this chain.
	It turns another chain that will connect to the camshafts, which open the valves, and it's basically all a mechanically contained unit, unlike an EV, which is probably a pain in the ass to fix.
	But you just have to get it replaced, don't you?
	There's also...
	I saw LaserPig make this point, because the US military is one of the biggest contributors to global emissions, and so there's a lot of whining about this.
	And then they just point out, well, look, if you have fuel in a jerrycan and you shoot it, it doesn't actually blow up, contrary to video game logic.
	Whereas if you have electric cars and you shoot the...
	Yeah, it blows up.
	It catches fire.
	It's like...
	Elon Musk just making video game logic real.
	What's your problem?
	So, yeah, they won't transfer to electric vehicles in the US military for the obvious reason that it's not worth it.
	I mean, we don't, yeah.
	Small arms fire blowing up tanks.
	Yeah, but also you need to fix the engine or whatever.
	Yeah, it can be done.
	Like, the guys know how to do it, whereas the EVs just replace it.
	I find myself absolutely fascinated.
	I was never interested in, like, you know, engines or cars when I was younger, but I find it fascinating now.
	I don't know why.
	Are you getting dad syndrome?
	Maybe.
	How old are you now?
	42.
	I wonder if you're getting into that period with just all the little things you want to know.
	I just like seeing mechanical things do stuff.
	It's just fun.
	Fair enough.
	I don't know why.
	Yeah, next one.
	Hey guys, just wanted to say that I quite enjoyed the Zoom meeting on Friday, despite the fact that I didn't get the chance to talk to you guys about Australian politics and my involvement with the Liberal Democrats.
	Unfortunately, this is the last time I'll be joining these Zoom calls due to time differences.
	I suppose if anybody has any questions about Australia and Australian politics, they can always respond to me in the video comment.
	I will be posting for the next couple of days.
	Cool.
	Sorry that you didn't get time to speak.
	We, like, didn't think so many people would join them, Frank.
	Well, it's always going to get worse as well, is the thing.
	So we're never actually going to be able to get through everyone.
	That's a reality of time.
	We are sorry about that.
	We could be stricter on time.
	Yeah, we should be stricter on time.
	But I'm interested in hearing about Australian Union politics, though.
	So I'm looking forward to your video comments, because I'm curious.
	Also, you just get me thinking about all this Command& Conqueror footage.
	Did you play Command& Conqueror Generals in Zero Hour?
	No, I only played the older ones.
	The Red Alert ones.
	Fair enough, but they tried to redo them with The Return of Cain and whatnot, but Generals and Zero Hour were unbelievable successes, also very politically incorrect.
	You could play as suicide bombers and stuff, who were like, I make a sacrifice.
	You could do in the previous ones.
	I definitely played one where you could play a Libyan suicide bomber.
	If you released it now, though, like, if you go back and play it, you know what the response would be.
	Like, this is stereotyping the Arabs as all terrorists, and it's just like, Chad, yes.
	I mean, it is, yeah.
	That's why they call it the Global Liberation Army.
	But they've never released a third installment of that in all the years, and I'm just like, easiest thing in the world.
	Hmm.
	Didn't they have Iraqi terror troopers?
	No, I can't remember which one it was.
	The last one I played, I remember you could get the Libyan suicide bomb truck and then the Iraqi desolators or something that would literally scour the earth around them.
	And it was just like, okay...
	We're like, here comes the mail, and it's a guy in a bomb truck, and he just blows up the Americans.
	Yeah, yeah, and it's like, right, so just cartoonishly evil people come from Iraq and Libya.
	But it's also true, though, because that's the thing, you could disguise your bomb truck as an American Humvee, or like a civilian vehicle, and the enemies couldn't blow it up, so you could just drive it into their base and just blow up and kill all the Americans.
	And this is all taking place while all that is going on in Iraq and Afghanistan constantly.
	Video games used to be a much more fun place in which people just had the liberty to make these things.
	The past is a foreign country and it was fun there.
	Oh, but I'll bring it back.
	I want to visit the foreign land.
	Yeah, but you're going to get cancelled.
	It will never get made.
	Worth it.
	The money will rake in like nothing.
	Not when you're taking off Stripe or taking off PayPal or taking off Steam.
	I'll sell it on that Polish CD Keys website.
	I don't care.
	I'll still make money.
	Let's go to the next one.
	Sit.
	You're such a good kitty.
	Look at what I got!
	Okay, Coco.
	Sit.
	Hey, come on.
	Focus.
	Sit.
	Come on.
	Sit.
	Good girl.
	Come here.
	Sit.
	Bam.
	That's training you can't buy.
	Okay, you know.
	Coco!
	Sit.
	See?
	See?
	This is proof that cats could be trained all along.
	They just chose not to be.
	Yeah, I've never seen anyone train a cat, ever.
	I actually, a few years ago, saw a video of this guy who trained his cats to actually go to the toilet, in the toilet.
	Like, perch on it.
	Yeah.
	It's like, God, that's brilliant.
	I don't know how the hell you train a cat to do it, but like...
	That's the thing, that's why I always kind of dislike cats, because by comparison to dogs, like, dogs are always better, because at least, you know, you can interact with them properly.
	Cats just seem like a-holes.
	Yes.
	Just do what they want.
	Yes.
	But I didn't know you could train them.
	Well, only when it's in their interest.
	You watch a Meet the Parents, the film.
	No, no, no.
	There was a video on YouTube.
	I can imagine it's real.
	Basically, the guy had started by putting a cover over the toilet, putting the litz tray on the thing, and then, like, by increment, changing it so it was just the cat going on to the edge of the ledge.
	So no, it genuinely is a real thing, John.
	Didn't you have a cat?
	I've got five cats.
	Do you got an outhouse you can give them?
	No.
	You should set one up.
	Yeah, I know, I know.
	Anyway.
	Don't be a problem.
	Go to the next one.
	I hope I got enough metal.
	You know, when you see the puddin' heads the Biden administration props up, you gotta take their predictions with a grain of salt.
	I mean, just look at them, huh?
	Yeah.
	I mean, I was speaking to Mark the other day, and he was telling me about just friends who are running businesses all over the country.
	Just the materials costs are getting more and more insane with the inflation.
	Materials that cost £500 pre-lockdowns are now costing like £1,200.
	And it's not like everyone was making bangers of loads of money beforehand as well.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Fuel costs, man.
	It's everything.
	You know, the inflation, all of it.
	But everyone's, and the lies, the continual lies.
	Like, what was it that Pelosi said the other day?
	That was this one where she said, the inflation was caused not by government spending.
	Yeah, and government spending is the solution to the inflation or something like that.
	And it's just, look, at this point, I know you know you're lying to me.
	So the question is, why are you lying to me?
	That's the question.
	It's not like, oh, is she right or wrong?
	She's obviously wrong.
	Do you think we're stupid enough?
	Do you get a kick out of it?
	Yeah.
	Do you...
	Do you think we're just going to go along with this?
	Are we supposed to just go along with this?
	When the money printer goes burr, the inflation goes down.
	I mean, are you actually meant to believe that?
	Presumably not.
	I mean, maybe...
	You remember Kamala Harris, big country Russia, small country Ukraine.
	Maybe they really do think we're that stupid.
	I don't know.
	Maybe they think their constituents are that stupid, and maybe their constituents are.
	Well, that's actually a good point, because you compare how Republican politicians of all stripes explain things on podcasts or their constituents as a human.
	I was listening to Rand Paul explain on Fox News the other day, like a reasonable adult, why Fauci should be in trouble and blah blah blah.
	And I was like, yeah, okay, that's mature.
	I can respect that he's talking to me as an adult.
	But then Kamala Biden or Pelosi ever explaining anything to their constituents...
	It's either just obviously incorrect, or big country, small country, big country, small country, that bad.
	Just believe the lie.
	It's weird.
	Just believe the lie, bro.
	It's like, why?
	I print money, inflation go down.
	Yeah.
	It's mad.
	I asked P. Seagull, okay, first and foremost, have I committed a crime?
	And P. Seagull said, oh no, no question, you have not committed a crime.
	I said, so why are you ringing me then?
	And he said, I need to check your thinking.
	It's refreshing to know that Mr.
	Miller won his case because the Waterloo Regional Police Service seemed to be lining themselves up for similar action, as I pointed out in replies of this Instagram post.
	Yeah.
	I do think malicious compliance is a good way out of this as well.
	Because the thing is, the guy who reported, or gal, who reported Harry for liking a limerick, presumably that was genuine.
	Like, there are some weird SJW who reported it, right?
	But the more and more of the ridiculous cases...
	The more likely the law is to finally get changed.
	I mean, you remember the...
	Was it Section 5?
	The Mr.
	Bean campaigned against?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I mean, the funniest story was when a teenager called a police horse gay and so was arrested because it was offensive language.
	The horse turned out not to be offended.
	Yeah, but then it was also like, who have you offended exactly?
	Because it was meant to be the subject, so you had actually insulted the horse by calling it gay, but then you're saying calling something gay is also an insult.
	Which is a whole other kind of words.
	And the horse is bothered?
	I mean, yeah.
	Yeah, so the more and more of these ridiculous cases, I mean, quite frankly, if the right-wingers, the people who are opposed to such things, wish to actually get these law repealed, then they're going to have to start all reporting each other for nonsense and just bring the system to a grind that way.
	That may be the only rectification, because it's not like our politicians are doing a good enough job.
	I mean, we still have the law in the UK. Yeah.
	Under what, 10 years of Conservative government?
	Section 127 needs to go.
	Yeah, go to the next one.
	Hey guys, Tony D and Little Joan.
	Callum asked about the bunker.
	Battery 223 in Cape May was built in the 1940s.
	It was part of the U.S. Seacoast Defense.
	They built a lot of these facilities or took existing ones and upgraded them with the guns.
	But by 1950, they were basically obsolete.
	They were disarmed or incorporated into existing military bases.
	The Coastal Artillery Corps, which ran them, was abolished and absorbed into other branches of the military.
	They look cool, though.
	Yeah, they do, but they make sense in, like, Albania or France or whatnot.
	Like, you can see the reasons for why they were built, but my point was, and I imagine he's come to the same conclusion here, essentially, which is, why the hell would you bother in New Jersey with coastal defences against the Nazis?
	It has a coast.
	But, like, the Nazis haven't even taken Britain, can't take Britain, and yet you're worried about them doing a D-Day in New Jersey?
	And they're going to New Jersey?
	Well...
	It's not going to happen.
	I mean, presumably, as you see, that's why they ended up being abolished.
	Well, I mean, we won the war.
	No, no, but like that unit of the US Army.
	Oh, yeah.
	We're going to have coastal defense.
	It's got to abolish because it was just obsolete to the US interest.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I just find it funny.
	It's just what a waste of money.
	Do you know about the Albanian bunkers?
	No.
	So, during the Sino-Soviet split, when they fell out, the Albanians, being on the other side of the earth, decided to side with the Chinese.
	Why?
	Big brain.
	Okay.
	So, he decided that China was right, and then, of course, the Yugoslavians weren't really on the Soviet side, but it was still there, and you got Bulgaria and whatnot.
	So he was deadly afraid that the Soviets were just going to hungry him and invade with tanks.
	So he spent ridiculous amounts of money on bunkers all over the country.
	And they're all still there.
	And it's kind of a tourist thing now.
	Like, how many bunkers can you spot while you're going through Albania?
	So they are good tourist attractions.
	Yeah, I remember when I was in Germany.
	There were a bunch of them out there.
	I can't remember why.
	It must have been us occupying them and building them.
	I don't know.
	But I just remember that, you know, when you were a kid, they were really fun to play in.
	There's some flak towers in Vienna that people should go and visit because there's an aquarium on them now.
	And it's kind of weird because it's almost like there's not much mention of the fact of why a flak tower is here.
	It's just straight, yeah, it's an aquarium.
	It's in the sky.
	Of course it is.
	Moving along.
	Nothing to see here.
	But it's also, you can go and sit up there and actually see what it was like to be a flak tower commander, which can't have been fun.
	Go to the next one.
	Respectable jobs aren't the only things that disappeared at the tail end of the 20th century.
	The in-work training and the value afforded to the learning of skills vanished too.
	The academically gifted were encouraged to move away to university, while those without qualifications, they could do little more than stay put and take whatever was on offer locally.
	If you want good employment, you've got to become a commuter.
	You've got to commute out of this town to find the real jobs, whatever the real jobs are.
	Interesting point.
	I always wondered this, especially with regard to physics.
	I always just wondered why the engineering companies and whatnot don't just run apprenticeship schemes to become a full-fledged electrical engineer, as in designer, not just fixing stuff, right?
	And the argument always seems to be that every company seemed to agree that it was cheaper on their part to make the state educate them through the degree system, and then bring them in and then have to retrain them because it's not good enough?
	Which just seems all kinds of backwards.
	Like, I don't know why we do this at all.
	No, I do.
	Just mad.
	See you next time.
	Well, last night we learned that Will Smith can't take a joke, Chris Rock can't take a punch, and that the Oscars are willing to do just about anything to get people to watch even a clip of their awful self-masturbatory show.
	Like I said, I didn't think it was staged.
	It didn't actually come across as staged to me.
	There's too many real tears involved for it to look staged, in my opinion.
	But yeah, that meme is great.
	Oh, he's coming to high-five me, I'm sure.
	But you are right.
	Chris Rock could take a punch.
	Yeah.
	Everyone is impressed with just like, you know, a good comedian could just move on from something like that.
	Yeah, yeah.
	There's also too much evidence of just like everything going wrong in Will Smith's life for this not to actually be his genuine response.
	And the thing is, afterwards, you can see Chris Rock was rattled.
	He was rattled.
	He was like, okay, what do I do now?
	I should carry on.
	You know, it's like, good man.
	Well, there are women here.
	You might want to talk to them.
	Yeah, it's amazing, isn't it?
	You know, Trump went to India and filled stadiums.
	Biden goes to Poland and can't fill a bathtub.
	Yeah, I know.
	Yeah, it's not like there's no reason.
	Oh, Polish people, come out and show our support to America.
	Who's going to protect us from the Russians?
	I would.
	But it's late, and I've got things to do, and he's really boring.
	All of us.
	Student of History says the President doesn't represent the White House, the King doesn't represent the court.
	Someone in the White House is talking about regime change, although given their constant talk of old man wrong, I don't think they're talking about Putin.
	That's a good point.
	Free Will says, the Dems didn't need climate change to kill California and managed to do that very successfully themselves.
	Yeah, I know.
	It's genuinely embarrassing, isn't it?
	California.
	When I was growing up, California was a prestigious place.
	I see it in old movies.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Where your generation will talk about it in the movies and being like, ooh, California fancy, everyone's moving there.
	And I'm just like, weird idea.
	That sounds terrible.
	Why would they have done that?
	Because my concept is the modern one.
	Because it used to be Republican run.
	But, like, genuinely?
	Or rhinos?
	Well, no, like, even rhinos are not going to be like, okay, so what we need is needles for smack addicts.
	What we're going to have is human turd on the street.
	Like, even the rhinos are like, okay, maybe that's wrong.
	You know, yeah, sanctuary cities, you know.
	Lee says, do you remember Trump's crowd when he got in Poland?
	It'd be great to see a comparison.
	No, what was...
	I don't know.
	Yeah, I can't remember offhand.
	Trump, Poland...
	S.H. Silver says, with how much Biden's administration has to course correct for his own actions, it makes me wonder if he'll end up doing more damage to the neoliberal order than Trump could ever do.
	Just instead of being controlled demolition, it will be like an atom bomb and we'll have to deal with a fallout.
	What was it that I saw?
	It was like the CEO of BlackRock or something, who was like, look, if this carries on, then the globalist world order will be over.
	I was like, oh.
	Terrible.
	Can you find it?
	I think I have.
	I don't know if this is the right one.
	I can send it to John.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Kevin says, if the Americans really wanted No Man Puppet to run their country, they should have voted for Jeff Dunham's Walter.
	At least he is more coherent, not bad for a ventriloquist dummy, intelligent funny, and knows when he has someone's arm up his ass controlling him, unlike Joe.
	I mean, I do wonder what Joe Biden thinks of his own administration.
	Think about it at all.
	Good question.
	Right, so...
	I mean, he must know his legacy's dead at this point, no matter what he does.
	Yeah.
	I mean, Afghanistan is it.
	Well, the economy.
	Sure, sure, but a lot of this can be forgotten.
	Like, the economic crash of 2008 will eventually be forgotten in the sense of, like, it was a period in history.
	But no one's ever going to forget Afghanistan.
	Like, a hundred years from now, no one will be able to tell you when the economic crisis were of certain years.
	We still talk about the Great Depression.
	Sure, if it's that bad.
	Things are getting that bad.
	Things are getting worse and worse and worse.
	They're not getting better.
	But is this Trump in Poland?
	Yeah, apparently this is in Danzig, in which he gave some speech, which you can see there.
	I see thousands of Polish people.
	Not 200 people who were given free tickets.
	And not just the press call.
	Yeah.
	To give the dear leader unvarnished praise.
	Baron Von Warhawk says, it's no surprise that they simp for Biden considering all the money, time, resources, favors, and energy they spent to get him into the White House.
	They have no choice but circle the wagons to defend him no matter what he or his son does.
	The problem is Biden is not a hill to die on, he's a valley to die in.
	If you want to know what kind of man Biden is, he called Hunter the crackhead kuma the smartest man he knows.
	Yeah, it's gross, isn't it?
	I'll go on to the next bit.
	Will Smith.
	Isn't that the issue with being cucked, where a man has lost his self-respect?
	If it were reversed, it would be called domestic abuse.
	Well, it's hard not to see what's happening to Will Smith as a form of abuse, frankly.
	It's weird how she's got this kind of rhetorical lock on him where he has to accept that everything is her choice and he doesn't get any choice in anything.
	I'm thinking if a man did this to a woman...
	Well, it'd be called gaslighting or coercion.
	No, but I mean, like, he would...
	I'm pretty sure even Hollywood would be like, this is unacceptable.
	Cannot have this kind of...
	Yeah, I should hope so.
	Immorality.
	Oh, yeah, you say even Hollywood.
	Yeah, I mean, that's why I say even Hollywood.
	Yeah.
	What standard was I was using?
	Rick says, people claiming the slap was fake, Chris is not a good enough actor to pull off that subtle covering up his nervousness that he did right afterwards.
	Yeah, that was the thing.
	Like...
	Will Smith is not a good enough actor to cry and blub and stuff during his speech.
	I watched the speech and it's like, yeah, this guy isn't acting.
	This guy's having a meltdown.
	And Chris Rock looked genuinely shaken.
	So, yeah, I don't think it was an act.
	Lee says, if you want a genuinely haunting experience, watch the interview with Will and Jada where she drops that she's been sleeping around.
	Never seen a man's soul leave his body before and die on camera.
	Genuinely haunting.
	I'm pretty sure that's the Red Table one.
	That's where the meme comes in.
	Yeah, and honestly, it's really sad.
	It's really goddamn sad.
	In front of millions of people in the entire world, like Will Smith.
	Again, I'm not going to say childhood hero or anything, but one of my favorite Hollywood celebrities when I was young is just getting so publicly eviscerated.
	It's just awful.
	Awful to watch.
	Yeah.
	Emon Ping says, Dude, it'd be worth it.
	Sorry, I'm just finding good Will Smith memes.
	I feel bad for him!
	Old ones, but they're relevant.
	Yeah, when he wasn't being destroyed in public by his life partner.
	But yeah, honestly, I would just take it.
	Just screw this.
	Take the money.
	I don't count on Will Smith.
	I'll get more money in the future.
	How old is he?
	50?
	52?
	He's got 30 years less of his life.
	What does he want to do with those 30 years?
	And frankly, being abused for another 30 years doesn't sound fun.
	God!
	I mean, you don't want to look back and be like, well, that was time well spent.
	Yeah.
	It won't be.
	Edward of Numenor was like, yeah, from the sounds of it, Will Smith should have gotten up onto the stage, high-fived Chris Rock, laughed at his wife, and served her with divorce papers.
	Yes.
	That would be exactly the right thing to do.
	If they were going to plan something, that would be the thing to plan.
	Yeah.
	And then have, like, five girls come up from each side, stage left and right, just grabs hold of it.
	How is it that, you know, like, Will Smith could surely have lots and lots of the women in Hollywood.
	Yeah, absolutely.
	You know, he's Will Smith.
	And we were having an argument in the office about whether who'd win a fight, Will Smith or Ricky Gervais.
	I don't know why people think Will Smith would get beaten up by Ricky Gervais.
	Ricky Gervais is like 5'7", fat.
	Ricky would...
	I love Ricky Gervais, but he's not going to...
	He would make him laugh and then hit him with the right hook.
	Yeah, no, Will Smith's going to paste him.
	Will Smith's like six foot three or something.
	Yeah, he's going to paste him.
	Love Ricky Gervais, but it's not going to happen.
	But anyway, Spartan Okoga says, Will Smith is a traditional guy who believes in...
	What?
	Men in Cuck 3 coming to theatre soon.
	That's horrible.
	Oh, man.
	Paul Smith's a traditional guy who believes in, through good times and bad, death to his part.
	So to him, leaving is an option.
	She's the love of his life.
	She's the wife and mother of his children.
	So he believes the only choice to try and stay and endure through it and hope there's something good on the other side.
	And trying just to stay strong and tank through it is destroying him.
	Yeah, it's really sad that he's married to a serpent.
	Someone who will literally take full advantage of this.
	Student of history.
	I have very little respect for him.
	He allowed himself to be cucked.
	He allowed his wife to browbeat him into accepting being cucked.
	He would have my respect if he took all of the shit and threw it on the road and hit the gym afterwards.
	Yeah, well, I agree with you, but it's still sad to watch, you know, a successful man being destroyed like this.
	Sorry, the chat is just filled with all of his movies being renamed with Cuck Cuck West.
	Fresh Cuck of Bel-Air.
	Wild Wild Cuck.
	13 years ago.
	I'm not saying it's not funny.
	I'm saying it sucks for him.
	Alex says, does living in Hollywood or LA count as being disabled?
	Maybe.
	Qui-Gon Kenny says, the only good thing about the Oscars I ever had was celebs roasting other celebs.
	No wonder no one watches Hollywood award shows anymore.
	Yeah.
	Serves the divorce papers, cuck-dependence day.
	Oh, the one with the Jack Murphy beard.
	I was just like, aww.
	Oh, how can you do them like this?
	Internet.
	Justice for my boy.
	The fact that Will Smith was laughing at the...
	Sorry, they're all so bad.
	They're not even very funny.
	Riss says, the fact that Will Smith was laughing at the offensive joke beforehand and had a massive smug grin after slapping Chris, before slapping Chris, you mean, just goes to show he doesn't really care about it.
	He just wants to look virtuous defending the wife that betrayed him, a wife who instead of admitting and asking for forgiveness, cheating on him, instead got him to defend her adulterous behavior, how the Fresh Prince has fallen.
	Yeah, I think there's a genuine tragedy in Will Smith's life.
	Go on.
	Eye cuck.
	Where the robot cucks him.
	Oh yeah.
	Oh man, I loved Eye Robot as well.
	Yeah, it's a great movie.
	It really was.
	Lee says, one of my housemates works in TV production and diversity quotas are the bane of her existence.
	But there isn't anywhere that you can get a show on TV without quotas.
	To get around this, writers will simply make a bunch of the characters bisexual to meet the LGBT quota and then make little to no mention of it in the story.
	Race quotas are a lot harder to bluff though.
	Terrible.
	Chango says, if someone used the medical condition to humiliate my wife on international television, I wouldn't be a chivalrous English chap if I didn't defend her honor.
	That being said, public cuck Will Smith doesn't get that excuse.
	I don't know.
	There's also different aspects to these things, because he's made a hair joke.
	Yeah.
	That's it.
	It's just a bit of a roast.
	It's fine.
	You're meant to be able to take it.
	Like everyone else in the room is getting their bit of the roast as well.
	Yeah.
	That's what these award ceremonies are famous for.
	You're all millionaires.
	We're friends with Jeffrey Epstein.
	We can all have fun at you.
	Yeah, you're all super famous.
	You're all super rich.
	You know, you're all beautiful.
	You live in mansions.
	It's always sunny in California.
	There's literally one season and it's the height of summer.
	Stop whining.
	It's even though a forest fire.
	Brandon says, the Oscars are loving that this happened.
	If it wasn't for the slap heard around the world, we would be talking about how the Oscars for the second year in a row had horrible ratings and couldn't use COVID as the excuse this year.
	Yes, that is true.
	That is undoubtedly true.
	Next year, no one's going to watch it.
	Unless Will Smith gets back up.
	Will Smith is at the other end.
	Okay, maybe something else.
	He shits the comedian.
	Alec Baldwin gets the...
	No, seriously.
	At what point is Will Smith going to snap?
	I don't know.
	And he ought to just snap on his wife and serve the papers.
	We all know that.
	Give it another five years and he's just like, I think there's only one way out.
	I think he'll kill himself before he does divorce papers if this is how he's living his life.
	I mean, what can he do?
	Horrible situation.
	The Wuhan wet market says toxic masculinity of defending your wife's honour as if Jada had any.
	Is there any okay if you're black?
	Establishment 2022.
	I'm going to go home and watch the Pursuit of Happiness after this.
	Pursuit of Happiness?
	You remember where he plays a guy who's just trying to get a job, he ends up homeless, gets evicted.
	Wife's horrible to him.
	I don't think I've seen that one.
	But it's all about just him trying to be happy for once in his life.
	That's horrible, isn't it?
	Just Will Smith watching this film over and over again in a darkened room.
	He's got the image at the end where he finally is happy.
	That's his screensaver.
	This is so sad.
	This is a genuine modern tragedy, I'm telling you.
	Cocktails, pursuit of cockiness.
	Grant says, You don't need to honor your marriage vows once your partner has wiped their feet on them like a doormat.
	We'll need to get out.
	That's absolutely true.
	Absolutely true.
	George says, If nothing else, this situation shows that men are in fact more romantic than women these days.
	We expect monogamy because we don't want to cheat when we ask someone to marry us.
	Yeah.
	Well, that's the point.
	That is the point.
	If someone's your man or your woman, they're yours.
	Yeah, but they don't call each other husband and wife anymore.
	Yeah, well...
	Because she's gross.
	But it's just the point in marriage, I don't...
	Yeah.
	You know, we had a cuckold prime minister.
	The guy before Anthony Eden.
	I can't remember what his name was.
	Harold something.
	But he just got really old.
	And he was just like, yeah, do what you want.
	It's like, you're the prime minister?
	Hmm.
	Like...
	Again.
	Single Apple now a pair says, well, that's going to make the after-show party a little awkward, and they thought Ricky Gervais was controversial.
	Yeah, Ricky's basically got a breath of fresh air now.
	John's just keeping adding up memes.
	I feel mean.
	I get what you mean now.
	You see what I mean?
	This is a man at the very lowest ebb of his life.
	No.
	After such colossal highs as well.
	Like, just to be so far down.
	I don't know.
	And everyone's just taking a dumbass.
	There's that guy from The Mummy.
	Brendan Fraser.
	Brendan Fraser.
	Hey, he got his divorce.
	Oh, he did?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Oh.
	Like, the fat, like, you know, thin hair sort of picture of him walking out with a big, like, fat smile.
	It's like, yeah, you go, man.
	Good luck.
	I've seen interviews he's been doing for, like, new crappy movies.
	Clearly he's better for.
	And he's just out there trying to promote it with just, like, you can see, like, red in his eyes.
	Brendan says, Will, that's a funny joke.
	Jaden, no, it wasn't.
	Will, where's my white armour?
	Yeah, I know.
	It's terrible.
	Brendan Fraser's got fat.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I didn't know that.
	Yeah.
	But he got his divorce to give him.
	Fair enough.
	Yeah, but I think we're out of time.
	We are out of time.
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