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	Hello and welcome to the podcast of the Lotus Eaters for the 30th of November 2021.
	I'm joined by Leo.
	Hello!
	And today we're going to be talking about Twitter's black power levels, and they are off the chart.
	Also, your hate watchers.
	I didn't know what else to call it.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	People, well, I guess hate watcher is a good term.
	It's people who come to see me to hate me.
	At the show.
	Yeah, as long as they buy tickets, I don't mind.
	But yeah, the problem is I do free entry shows sometimes.
	So people, you know, because I want comedy to be accessible, even to poor people.
	Because I've been poor, I've been unable to afford to go out.
	So I do free entry and then people can pay what they want at the end.
	So somebody, at my October show, somebody gave me like 50 quid.
	But the problem with that is people can come for free to hate.
	Which is the point of the show.
	Do you want to build the mic a little bit closer?
	Yeah.
	So, otherwise, the last thing we're going to cover is BLM and them helping Barbados abandon the Commonwealth, which, very sad to see, abandoning Her Majesty herself, which, cringe, very cringe.
	Anyway, some things to mention first on the website.
	So, first thing to mention is the counter-conference with Getzer.
	We got an email saying that apparently this has been postponed until further notice because of the hysteria around Omicron, so I assume this is the venue freaking out or whatever, because Britain is a sane country full of sane people who, as soon as there's a new sniffle, decide to drop everything.
	It's milder, apparently.
	And also it responds, despite reports that it's got viral immunity, it responds to viruses, according to reports from doctors in South Africa.
	I guess it's anecdotal, but it's not based on nothing.
	They're only doctors, who cares?
	Doctors seem to be the last people anybody listens to, next to the JCVI. But yeah, sorry about that.
	We're not in charge of it, so we just wanted to make people aware that that's what's happened there, which is a shame, because I was really looking forward to it.
	So whenever they get around to setting up again, the new date will definitely be there.
	So let's go to the next one, which is, of course, to mention Getter as well.
	So Getter, follow us on Getter.
	So LotusEaters, what is it, underscore com for the at.
	I saw John's update the name there for.com, because, of course, LotusEaters.com being the website.
	Are you on Getter or not?
	I am not on Getter.
	I just feel there's too many social media things.
	But some of them are just dying.
	I feel like Facebook is totally dead.
	I never get any new followers on Facebook.
	I don't get much.
	I just get the same people responding.
	YouTube seems to be great.
	Twitter's great.
	Instagram's pretty good.
	But yeah, maybe I should go on Getter.
	You should definitely, especially if they end up deleting you from Twitter, you don't want that being your only place for that kind of thing.
	Right, yeah.
	I'm very careful now about what I say on Twitter.
	It sucks.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	But then it's great because if anybody slags me off, I've got this technique.
	Anybody watching at home, you can use this as well.
	You go into advanced search.
	I've got a string of different words.
	You see if any of these words come up in a tweet, and obviously it's all the pejoratives, all the racial pejoratives.
	It's really fun writing it out.
	It's a good game.
	But yes, you just have that string of all the bad things and you can search particular accounts and see if they've mentioned tranny or whatever.
	And then a lot of these words are an automatic ban.
	Do you remember the white lives don't matter professor from Cambridge?
	She said white lives don't matter as white lives and they got a promotion because that's how Cambridge works.
	Oh yeah, that's how society works in 2021.
	That's part of the reason I'm still on Twitter is to use it as a research tool because when someone says something like that and it blows up, you just look up NI and yeah, she had a lot of tweets in which were horrific.
	Right, right.
	Well, funnily enough, the new Twitter CEO, whose name I can't remember.
	I don't want to pronounce it.
	Oh, you're going to get it.
	All right, cool.
	Anyway, if we get back to the notifications events, I don't know what to call it.
	Anyway, also, the next thing here is this is John's account, so go follow John on Gitter as well, as you can see.
	Post memes.
	And if we go to the next one, we have some stuff on the website to mention.
	So the first thing being the They Know That We Know video.
	This is a direct video carded about the media and the things that are definitely wrong with them.
	And if we move on, we have some more articles on the website.
	So this one being by Brian Jury, the no-glass-spot chap, who's fantastic.
	And sorry for butchering your name every time.
	But no vax, no crack, totalitarianism tiptoes across the Irish border.
	Because the Irish have done this nonsense and now we're doing it.
	Fantastic.
	God, I love being a Celt.
	And then the last thing here being, can corporate press coverage actually be useful?
	From Joshua, this is an exploration into that.
	So go and check that out.
	But anyway, without further ado, let's get into...
	Blacknationalism.com, also known as twitter.com, which unironically is the case.
	So anyway, so the first thing here being that Jack Dorsey has decided to step down because, I don't know, bored.
	I mean, to be fair.
	He wants to have some fun with his money.
	Yeah, can't blame him, to be honest.
	I have no idea what the internal apologists are.
	No one ever will.
	But, you know, he's leaving.
	Bye.
	And then we have the new guy.
	So who's the new guy?
	So some new guy called...
	I mean, you pronounce it.
	Parag Agrawal.
	There we are.
	That's totally how it's done.
	We'll replace Jack Dorsey as CEO. And, well, you were mentioning the advanced search function.
	Yeah.
	So people did.
	Yeah.
	Give it a use.
	And they went with white.
	And this is the tweet that's blown up from him.
	Quote...
	Literally blown up.
	Fuck.
	If they are not gonna make distinction between Muslims and extremists, then why should I distinguish between white people and racists?
	Twitter.com CEO. Fantastic.
	That's how he sees white people, as racists.
	As if racism is just an extension of being white.
	I mean, that is the mainstream left opinion.
	If you're very white, basically, if you're racist, then you're a white fundamentalist.
	Yes.
	White Sharia.
	White clerics and all that.
	Anyway, so this happened, and this, of course, is a demonstrable situation.
	You became the CEO of Twitter.
	Of course, people are going to look up your 10-year-old tweets.
	So again, as you can see, this is 2010, and people are being like, oh, it's 2010, who cares?
	This is Twitter.
	Why did that ever matter?
	People are like, oh, but it's ten years ago.
	And it's like, yeah, it wasn't 1972.
	But also, yeah, sure.
	But also, you never cared when it was any of the comedians.
	You never cared when it was any of the politicians.
	You don't give a toss.
	And also, I'm less concerned about the content of this tweet, which apparently is a quote from a TV comedy or something, although it doesn't put that context in the tweet, so I don't know if you can get that.
	Also looks like an endorsement.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I mean, like, you know, Twitter is very...
	Tweets are very decontextualized.
	Obviously, that's the nature of the platform.
	So if you're going to do a quote, you need to make it clear that it's a quote and where it's from and, you know, what the subtext is.
	You need to be perfect and never offend anyone, otherwise get banned.
	Yeah, otherwise that's the Twitter rules.
	Dems the rules.
	Sorry.
	The issue with this that I've got, he's going to be Twitter CEO and he doesn't even realise, you know, the thing about going back 10 years and everybody's a racist.
	Like, you'd think the first thing, the first, like, lesson number one on Twitter is, like, delete your old racist stuff.
	First thing to do, delete your account.
	There we go.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	So this happened, and I wanted to combine this with a phenomenon I found blowing up yesterday, which is really funny, which is a hashtag mayo monkeys gotta go started trending.
	Do you have any idea what that means?
	Oh my god, I'm scared to ask.
	You know what a mayo monkey is?
	No.
	You and me, brother.
	A mayo monkey?
	We're mayo monkeys.
	Because we're white.
	Oh!
	Anyway, so there's...
	I remember I was sharing a flat with these Australians in Finsbury Park and one of them said all this racist stuff and I didn't know what he was saying because he was literally talking about monkeys and seeing monkeys.
	I was like, you saw monkeys down at the tube station?
	You know what I mean?
	But he's being racist.
	I was so naive and like woke myself.
	And also...
	What's a mayo monkey?
	I'd love to see that.
	Like my girlfriend was there and she was like, she's like Egyptian, like half Egyptian.
	So she's obviously, obviously ethnic.
	You know what I mean?
	And I don't know if he just thought she had a suntan or something, but yeah, it was just, man, it was, I just wasn't like living in London.
	You're just not used to like overt racism.
	Yeah.
	You see more of the very subtle racism.
	I mean, I've never really seen it either, so I imagine I might have the same response.
	But anyway...
	If you want to try going for a job at Coots Bank when you're Scottish, then you'll see all the racism.
	Anyway, so this is the story.
	So Nuance Bro being a good source for this.
	So Nuance Bro tweets out a space.
	So this is a thing on Twitter where...
	I host a space, and I can invite speakers like you, and we call it something, and then everyone can join in and listen, and that's how that works, right?
	Right.
	Interesting.
	So a bunch of black nationalists got together and started making their own, because of course, and this one is called, YT people deserve nothing, share the space, chill, hashtag mayo monkeys gotta go.
	So, and there's, as you can see, a rather large amount of African-Americans.
	I don't know what to call it.
	And some white teenage girls.
	Who'd have thought the white teenage girls would be getting in on the anti-white stuff?
	And then Nuance Bro, who's like, tell me what?
	I'm going to stand there in the corner, just like, I'm listening in.
	And yeah, so this, if it was white nationalism, is immediately dead.
	And I think the nature of the fact that it's a space, so it only exists so long as you're hosting it, and then when you exit, it's all gone.
	Oh, right.
	And there's no records, or at least...
	Oh, really?
	Maybe there is for the FBI. So it seems custom designed for racist organizations such as this.
	Yeah, so I mean, if you want to do that, if you're Trin over there, or Jolly, for example, the other co-host, yes, and that's what they did do with it.
	So I thought I'd also mention some of the other stuff around this, but I thought it was funny.
	So if we go to the next one, I think this is the other male monkeys gotta go hashtag thing I found, and this is a list of insults.
	So insults for white people.
	People of no colour.
	They're really funny.
	Melanin deficient, mayo monkeys, snow roaches, snow rats.
	I love this.
	Melanin deficient as if it's like...
	You know what that means?
	You don't have protection against the sun.
	You're weak.
	No, we don't have protection against the sun.
	They got us there.
	We're in the UK, so it's not much of a problem.
	Also, I can harvest enough vitamin D from the sun to stay alive, whereas some of my people of colour friends, my melanin undeficient friends, have to take pills so they stay alive because they don't get enough vitamin D. Now who's weak?
	Yeah!
	Some of the other ones, paper, crackers, colonizers, bleach demons...
	No purpose flour, cornstarch crusaders, salt shakers, expired cheese...
	Expired cheese?
	What the fuck?
	That's not even white!
	You know what this reminds me of?
	You know in Brass Eye when he's doing all the words for nonce, he's like...
	You're a small bean regatta.
	It's just another form of racism.
	Anyway...
	Marshmallow Minions, Unwhipped Cream, Garlic Goblins, Milk Crickets, Lice Attractors?
	Lice Attractors!
	Elmer's Glue, I don't get that one.
	Yeast Yetis?
	I don't get that one either.
	Child of the Chalk.
	I mean, it's kind of Tolkien, so cool.
	These all sound like they're made up by white people.
	Yeah, like, for a meme, but, I mean, some of them actually are made up by black people, and they were used in some of the other contexts.
	Flashback Mary.
	Such as Mayo Monkey.
	Vanilla Discharge Boiled Chicken.
	I mean, that's a good dunk.
	Flashback Mary, Ranch Raccoons, Marshmallow Monkeys, Dandruff Clumps.
	Nice.
	I mean, that's the funny thing, though, is I can read all of them.
	I just don't care.
	It's so weak.
	It's, like, not even an insult.
	It's funny.
	I respect the inventiveness.
	Yeah, so back to mayo monkeys, because this is the hashtag that was trending.
	And again, trending.
	It's just there.
	This is the new Twitter, alright?
	So, you know, it's always been a hellhole, but it still is.
	And as you can see here, this is someone pointing out, Twitter trending, hashtag mayo monkeys gotta go, teaching us what acceptable racism looks like to woke weirdos.
	And then you have Jolly here, so this chap, with an image of some monkeys with, like, white fur, checking each other for, I don't know what they eat, lice or whatever.
	And then, like, a mother checking her child for lice, and they're both white.
	And then he's tweeted out, hashtag male monkeys gotta go, same energy.
	This is allowed.
	This is not a violation of Twitter's terms of service.
	I don't understand what the lice thing is.
	I don't really know either, but whatever.
	So, um, it gets worse, of course, because Nuance Bro was in those spaces and could just listen and then record.
	So if we go to the next one here, this is Libs of TikTok who got a hold of the recording as well, and have put it out.
	And let's play and see what they have to say.
	First of all, let me tell you something.
	If you're in here, or y'all go right back and tell them, y'all ain't gotta tell them that nobody else said but me.
	I'm going to say, listen, you ain't gotta chop shit up.
	I am for the white genocide.
	I am for the total erasure of the white race.
	You don't have to chop this up.
	Yes, I am for all of you white bitches dying like flies.
	I am for it.
	I am for it.
	I support it.
	I am for putting all you white possums in a gas chamber and letting that motherfucker ring.
	I am for it.
	So you don't have to chop it up.
	I'm for it and I'm gonna stand ten toes down behind it.
	Simple as that.
	So you gotta chop it up.
	You ain't gotta screw it.
	I said it and I stand on it.
	Simple.
	I'm sure he's a lovely chop.
	Anyway, so that's the space.
	That's what you're dealing with.
	I mean, we are dealing with backlash.
	And that's fine.
	Twitter's just fine with that.
	That's, you know, not a violation.
	Because it's an ephemeral thing that disappears.
	I mean, unless somebody screen grabs it like they have here.
	Yeah, but also the, sorry, I was laughing because he just said white possum and it's just, again, with the stupid insults.
	But I mean, black nationalists are black nationalists.
	I mean, big shock.
	You know, they want white genocide in the same way the white nationalists want black genocide.
	I mean, enabling this sort of community isn't going to reduce their racism.
	I mean, this is like if you allowed a madrasa or allowed, you know, a neo-Nazi rally to take place.
	Yeah.
	That's the difference.
	All the white nationalists are banned, whereas all the black nationalists can hang around because black people can't be racist because they're oppressed minorities and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and therefore it's okay.
	So there's loads of these as well, like loads of these spaces that all popped up yesterday that Nuance Pro was looking at, and again, I mean...
	I'm laughing because it is absurdist, and I kind of feel like this is how we should treat the white nationalists as well, because they're so stupid and absurdist.
	But, I mean, it is a real thing, and of course black nationalists do carry out terrorist attacks, such as in Dallas, the Black Lives Matter supporter who went out and shot the cops, or the most recent one, which seems to be a black anti-white hate attack.
	Who drove in Wisconsin, drove the car into the...
	Yeah, the attack in which he drove the car into the pedestrians.
	Which seems to have completely disappeared from the media.
	And no mention of any...
	Whereas if it was done in the name of neo-Nazism, we'd all have to take the entire week off work to be educated about how bad neo-Nazis are.
	Yeah, Charlottesville.
	I mean, you know, the same thing, essentially, except that's more political, whereas this one had no political bent.
	He was just attacking random civilians.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Kids.
	I mean, running over kids.
	Yeah, and grannies.
	Like, the most vulnerable in society.
	Anyway, so let's move on.
	So let's go to the next one here, which is just that these people involved have started deleting their accounts because...
	But it doesn't seem they were deleted by Twitter.
	It seems they're just trying to get out themselves.
	Right.
	Yeah, I wonder why.
	And then there's some other rooms.
	So if we go to the next one, we have Why Do White People Exist?
	Which is a hell of a thing, and we can't play the audio because it's too bad, which, you know, I can play the last one, but not this one, in which they're just screeching about how crackers need to be kicked out and crackers aren't welcome here and stuff like this, and it's like, yeah, that's Black Nationalism for you, and you can see New York's bro documenting it.
	There's also one review, which was strange.
	So let's go to the next one.
	This is someone reviewing the space, saying, Joining the Why Do White People Exist Twitter space only ended up proving that all women of every race and colour can't have a discussion without yelling.
	Ooh, yikes.
	Anyway, so let's move on.
	So let's go to the next space.
	What was this one?
	Why Haven't Black Built a Successful Society?
	So this is the white nationalists who have just, well, remade their accounts and then realized, well, the black nationalists can do this, so why can't we?
	Right.
	So they're doing the same thing.
	And one of the weird things is, if you can scroll down on that image, just to show the people there, Tariq Nasheed is a guest speaker.
	Do you know who Tariq Nasheed is?
	No.
	Tariq Nashida is a black nationalist, American.
	Right.
	He decided to join this chat to have a discussion with the white nationalists.
	Right.
	Well, they actually have a weird amount in common.
	I mean, I try to remember, I think he had a discussion with, what was that guy?
	It was like American Renaissance or whatever, the white nationalist chap.
	And they actually just end up agreeing on everything.
	Right.
	Because of course they do.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Big shock.
	Yeah.
	But anyway, there's the funny thing with Tariq Nasheed, which is bug-breaking, but we'll get to that in a minute.
	So we go to the next one, we have the other chats.
	So this is one called, Yes, It's Wrong for a Black Person to Date Interrationally.
	And then all of the hosts and speakers are black women and men being upset that race mixing is going on.
	Right.
	Again, this is all just not a violation of Twitter's terms of service.
	This is how it is.
	It's like, right, okay.
	I mean, I'm all for these people to have their discussions and laugh at them.
	But if Twitter's going to have these rules, why does it apply to one and not the other?
	Yeah.
	That's the point.
	Anyway, so if we go to the next one, we also have another discussion in which it's a bunch of black people discussing, are you willing to date outside of your race or not?
	Oh, God.
	I mean, can you imagine this discussion?
	It's just like, yeah, no.
	Race mixing bad.
	We're going back to the 1950s, are we?
	Yeah.
	I mean, remember Meghan Markle's big complaint about the royals was that one of them queried what colour was the baby going to be.
	And that was just a query about what colour the baby was going to be.
	It wasn't querying whether it was acceptable or correct or anything.
	So, I mean, if that's racist, then this is definitely racist.
	If it was unacceptable, you would have thought they would have opposed the marriage.
	Yeah.
	If they were racist, they would have done it at that point.
	Yeah.
	I mean, coming from some...
	My family's half Indian, and people do...
	They comment on the colour of the mixed-race children, because you do.
	Like being ginger.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	It's kind of interesting.
	It's like if you'd married a seven-foot guy.
	It's like, how tall is the kid going to be?
	But that's not the discussion.
	The discussion stands on the destruction of the black race or whatever.
	So the funny thing is, with Tariq Nasheed, though, he joins the white nationalist spaces to go in there and basically kind of mock them.
	I don't know.
	So, again, if we go to the next one, I can't play the audio because, again, he's just using the M-word too much.
	But he says in here that he joined and then was just like, basically, what are you going to do about black people?
	You're a bunch of white nationalists.
	I'm a black man.
	What now?
	You know, kind of mocking them.
	And the white nationalists kicked him for racism because he was using the M-word too much.
	Just like, oh, God...
	You can also hear them talking about Buck Breaking.
	So I want to mock Tariq Nasheed because black nationalism is cringe.
	And also, I've always wanted to talk about this at some point, and I haven't had a chance to, so let's do it.
	Do you know what Buck Breaking is?
	Yeah, I do know what Buck Breaking is.
	Do you know about the meme?
	No, I don't know about the meme.
	So if you can click on the third image there in the photos, please, John.
	This is the poster for Buck Breaking.
	This is a movie by Tariq Nasheed, and it's a black man with his back being whipped, and then he's in LGBT chains.
	Is this real?
	This is real.
	I watched the full thing.
	It's an amazing movie.
	He tries to argue that essentially black people were enslaved so that the white masters could rape them, and also the white masters were all LGBTs, and they were trying to hide it by raping black men, therefore they weren't gay.
	It's just like, Tariq, what have you been smoking?
	Like, what the fuck are you talking about, man?
	So if we go to the next one, he commissioned a bunch of, like, drawings of this, and it just came off to a lot of people, like, he had some kind of fetish for BDSM or something, like racial dominance, and...
	So Tariq Nasheed commissioned this drawing?
	Yes, this is part of the documentary.
	For his documentary?
	There's, like, six of these, which all just look like...
	I don't know, some kind of weird pornography for someone who wants racial domination.
	And as you can see, this person taking it that way.
	Anyone got the at of the master on the left, saw this in Tariq and the Sheet or whatever his name is, buck-breaking, and the master looking kind of fine.
	That's just...
	Anyway, so yeah, it just came off as, like, rape fantasy or something.
	So if we go to the next one, there's also the memes that came around, which is loads of guys who got the movie and then, like, displaying the movie.
	They just look like rape victims or something as well.
	So, you know, Big L. Like, he tried to move on from it because the memes were too strong.
	And I just wanted to mention the last meme because it's just too funny.
	And it's this post of Tariq Nasheed.
	So be me, Tariq Nasheed.
	Don't know how to come out.
	Create white race play domination fetish where bucks like me are effed out of our white masters in order to garner sympathy from Whitey.
	Backfires.
	Now bucks like me are a laughingstock.
	BBC posters on Suicide Watch.
	Turns out that buck breaking isn't even real.
	No sympathy from Whitey.
	Yeah, it's not a real practice.
	Was it real?
	Did it happen?
	No.
	How'd you know?
	Because the historian's response to the movie is just, no, why would the masters be having gay sex with their slaves?
	Because that tends to happen in parastructures.
	But this didn't happen.
	There's no recorded instance.
	I reckon it must have happened at least once.
	There's one gay guy.
	Somebody got drunk.
	And Tariq's thinking about it.
	Anyway, but the historical consensus is that no, Tariq.
	But there was a lot of the slave masters having sex with female slaves.
	Yes.
	And a lot of horrific stuff, man.
	I mean, I don't know if everybody's seen that picture of the...
	This is in the Belgian Congo.
	So not, you know, British...
	I mean, I know these things are horrific anyway, but I think British people in general treat the slaves slightly less bad.
	We did better than any other European.
	Man, this guy didn't meet his...
	Quota for rubber collection.
	And yeah, so they cut the hand and the foot off his daughter and so killed his daughter and killed his wife.
	I don't know if you know about what happened with that.
	So you had to give the rubber or they cut off your hands.
	Right.
	So what ended up happening is local tribes would just raid other tribes, cut off all their hands, and then go back to the Belgians and be like, yeah, we didn't collect the rubber, but here's the hands.
	No way.
	So they just killed a bunch of other people and killed their hands.
	Jesus.
	They've hit the hand hacks.
	Jesus, man.
	Yeah, and then you look at the British, and you're like, yeah, I'd rather live in those colonies, quite frankly.
	Yeah.
	Anyway, so this is Tariq Nasheed's response to that.
	But then there's some other chats in here that I just, you know, there's something about this I just find really funny, but at the same time, of course, it is not a violation of Twitter's terms of service, which is interesting.
	So Nuance Bro saying, bro, 4,000 listeners in this chat, and we got Tariq Nasheed in here.
	Are there too many black women in public?
	What even is that discussion?
	What do you mean?
	Like, just in public in general, Tariq?
	Or what?
	I don't know.
	And I'm guessing that's, uh, so that's, uh, that's gotta be a white supremacist space, is it?
	But then Tariq's a speaker.
	Yeah, everybody looks, uh, I can't see that many white people in it.
	No!
	I mean, that's the funny thing.
	It's probably just black men just being mad.
	Anyway, so we have the next one as well, which is that there's the Are There Too Many White Men in Public Spaces?
	Which apparently only had a thousand watches and a bit more boring.
	A lot more check marks in there, which is interesting, but anyway.
	And then we go on to the next one, which is the space Can Black People Be Racist?
	Which Tariq made.
	Couldn't see how many people were in there because it had ended.
	Again, this is the nature of it.
	Like, it's just gone after that.
	Yeah.
	And there's some other ones which are just, again, weird.
	We'll fly through.
	When did white people learn how to wash their asses?
	A bunch of black people.
	I don't know what is the stereotypes in America, black communities, for white people, but what the f- I don't get these.
	Let's go to the last one.
	We know how to season food.
	We don't just eat mayonnaise.
	What was the other thing?
	Lice.
	Lice.
	I've never had lice.
	No.
	And I'm white.
	And also, we know how to wash our asses.
	I washed my ass this morning.
	Well done.
	And it was a normal part of my daily routine.
	Oh, God.
	And then there's the, if we go to the last one here, so this is the last one, which is, why are black females obnoxious?
	Hosted by a bunch of black men, which was really funny.
	Anyway, so this is a trend that has taken off and is the situation on Twitter.com, especially with the new CEO, because racism is now back on the menu, boys, by the sounds of it.
	Yeah, yeah.
	According to his own tweets.
	It is.
	I mean, surely the fashion's got to change and, like, stuff that's objectively racist is going to be seen as bad.
	I mean, that's kind of what I'm hoping.
	So, you know, this overt racism against white people, which isn't good for anybody, it just encourages and gives more ammunition to, you know, neo-Nazis or whoever, to white racists.
	If you want to stand against racism with me, Leo, we can together by joining the last link here, which is Nuance Bros chat, which he made, which was, uh, racism is bad and an S... And it was just him and a bunch of other people being like, yeah, maybe we should just say racism is bad because, quite frankly, it isn't being said enough.
	Anyway, that's the end of that.
	Let's move on.
	Tell me about your handwatches.
	Okay, well, this is...
	So, basically, last...
	Was it last Wednesday or Tuesday?
	I did a work-in-progress show at a comedy club in London.
	I did this show and it's a work in progress show.
	It's not the finished article.
	So we say at the start there's going to be some material that goes over the lines.
	We're still working it out because it takes a long time.
	People don't realise when they go and see comedy, it takes a long time to hone this stuff down.
	You've got the idea, you add on tags and all the rest of it, you restructure it.
	And make it funny or drop bits that don't work, add in bits that do work, and eventually you come up with bits that work in a club.
	And eventually you come up with a full hour show that's structured and has a narrative and all the rest of it.
	That's the one you filmed.
	So this is new material.
	Very clearly billed as new material.
	very clearly billed is my new material not like a mixed bill show where you just go along you know to the comedy store whatever on a saturday night you see like you know a bunch of acts this is this is just me uh well also i split the hour with uh my mate danny so he did he did some new material as well and a lot of the stuff i was doing for the first time ever and i hadn't had much time to prepare so i mean it wasn't it wasn't great but like Some of it was great, but some of it was...
	I could tell some of the stuff went a bit over the line.
	But somebody...
	The good stuff.
	Somebody, yeah.
	And then I had people coming up to me saying how much they loved the stuff.
	Because that's the stuff that people want to see.
	Not everybody, but not everybody likes the same stuff.
	Some people like sushi, some people like pasta.
	You don't force the...
	Past it?
	It'd be like sushi.
	You know, that'd be ridiculous.
	But anyway, the club received this complaint email.
	Really malicious email.
	So if you scroll down a little bit, you can see the full email or just click on it.
	So it says, So why did you come back?
	Why did you come back and see my show again?
	It's like, did you go to McDonald's, order a cheeseburger despite the fact that you're a vegan and you hate cheese and you hate lettuce and you hate McDonald's and then complain that you hated it and ask them to cancel all their burgers?
	It's ridiculous.
	So he kept making jokes that were transphobic, homophobic and incredibly misogynistic.
	So luckily, the club filmed everything, so they reviewed the footage of my set.
	They had to sit through it.
	And they saw that I didn't even mention transgender people, so there's no way I could have possibly been transphobic.
	I was just making jokes about the Holocaust.
	Come on!
	I didn't mention gay people, so there's no way I could have been homophobic.
	I was incredibly misogynistic, but as we all know, misogyny is hilarious and a good thing that should be encouraged.
	But again, as if you can't ever make jokes that have these themes.
	As if you shouldn't be able to.
	And to be honest, if you did say stuff that was transphobic, this is a central London club.
	And they've got quite a young clientele.
	The people that are coming to see me, they don't come because they're like, yeah, come on, hate on people.
	They're coming for a laugh.
	If you said anything that was genuinely transphobic or homophobic or misogynistic, people wouldn't laugh because that's horrible.
	I feel like the joke, how about we kill all the gays, won't go down too well.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Because people would be like, what the hell's wrong with you?
	Yeah, people would just be like, you know, this is why I don't understand why people feel the need to police comedy and set up, you know, like there's a live comedy association, this sort of statutory body to police comedy because, you know, if there's one thing that's going to make it funnier, it's, you know, a statutory body policing it.
	You know, the Arts Council are now involved in live comedy and we've got all these self-appointed milk monitors, like this woman who wrote this email into the club.
	Yeah.
	You know, comedy doesn't need to be policed because we're performing in front of a jury of our peers.
	So, you know, the people who come to see comedy are drawn from, you know, right across society.
	So if you say anything horrible, they're not going to laugh.
	It's self-policing.
	We automatically self-censor because we want people to enjoy the show.
	And, you know, part of that is...
	But that's kind of the point.
	Like, you're trying to find the funniest thing, right?
	Yeah.
	And that's a good reinforcement.
	Yeah.
	Get funnier and funnier.
	Yeah, and the essence of comedy is an awkward truth.
	So, you know, a truth that nobody's allowed to say.
	So, you know, so, for example, talking about, you know, transgender women sometimes not being as convincing, even though not being, you know, like the transgender woman who got her penis out and got arrested for getting her penis out in the toilet, public toilets...
	You know, the Guardian and the Woke Brigade would have us all be like, that's a real woman.
	That's a real woman.
	I've all got to be like, yes, it is a real woman.
	Or Karen White, you know, the rapist, who's like, I'm trans, so I should go in the women's prison and then sexually assault the inmates.
	Yeah, exactly.
	I mean, there's an obvious, bizarre dichotomy there.
	And, you know, that can be the basis of humour.
	You know, if you say something that you're not allowed to say, that's automatically funny.
	Like with climate change, you know, digging back the climate change.
	Why have we changed tab?
	They can't see it.
	Alright, we'll go back to that tab.
	Cool.
	So yeah, they also said he was making jokes about the Me Too movement, essentially saying that women deserve to be raped.
	I wasn't!
	I was making jokes about the Me Too movement, but I was basically saying that, you know, all these women saying, like, oh, she's so brave, she's spoken out against Me Too and all this sort of stuff.
	Nah, I'm braver than all them, because I continued shagging all the way through the Me Too movement, which meant, like, I knew every...
	Every girl I shagged, there's probably a 1 in 6 chance she's going to decide afterwards, I want some attention, I'm going to make a false...
	You need to text me afterwards.
	Honestly, I've got female comedian friends who are like, I can't catch any dick.
	And I'm like, yeah, you made it illegal.
	You made it illegal for us to fuck you.
	Sorry, I'm not allowed to swear.
	You made it illegal for us to have sex with you.
	And the same people will totally stand by.
	I'm engaged to a barrister, and I show her all the stuff.
	All the comedians are getting cancelled for all the sex stuff, and she's just like, This isn't rape.
	This is ridiculous.
	It's like people treating women badly with a lack of etiquette or being socially maladjusted.
	But a lot of it isn't as horrific as Harvey Weinstein or some of the higher level people.
	Yeah, there are true accusations that are legitimate, and then there are the false ones.
	Not so much false ones, just like people are getting cancelled for things that aren't illegal.
	So one of my mates, Simon Cain, he used to hate me.
	He was the wokest of the woke, and he was always trying to get people cancelled.
	And this is why they turned on him.
	So he got cancelled.
	He got wrapped up in the Me Too thing.
	After doing the same thing, he was a driving force behind cancelling other comedians.
	But his crimes amounted to standing too close to a woman when he was talking to her.
	When he was talking to a female comedian over Messenger, he asked if she had a boyfriend and how serious it was with a boyfriend.
	And a girl who went on a date with him missed her train back because she stayed at his...
	But she felt that he'd engineered it to miss her train or something.
	It was all...
	He never did anything, even approaching anything malicious or anything.
	But he got cancelled all the same.
	They came after him because he'd been so pious and so woke.
	He was doing that to other people.
	But it really affected him.
	He was...
	It's suicidal.
	So me and my mate Darius actually reached out to him and said, just chill out about this.
	It's all going to pass.
	Don't worry.
	If you don't get booked in comedy anymore, it's not the end of the world.
	In fact, for most people, that's a step up to a better world.
	You know what I mean?
	And yeah, now I'm friends with them.
	But it was pretty horrible to see the impact that all this stuff has on people.
	And obviously there's horrible guys out there like Harvey Weinstein.
	And they exist in comedy as well.
	But nobody goes after the real bad ones because people tend to be making a lot of money off them.
	So they go after people that they can cancel.
	Anyway, Mammy 2 stuff.
	It wasn't...
	Darius had this great line I was just trying out.
	He said, people say men need to do better because we're friends with these guys who treat women horrifically.
	Surely women need to do better?
	I'm just friends with them.
	You're sucking his dick.
	Do some due diligence.
	Don't be a whore.
	It's not a whore for girls.
	I fully celebrate women who go out and sleep with loads of guys or whatever.
	I think it's a great thing to do.
	No, I genuinely do.
	Man, you wouldn't get any pussy if it wasn't for girls like that.
	I only want a girlfriend, I don't want a whore.
	Oh, you want a Victorian wife?
	Yeah.
	You want sex like five times in your entire life to procreate?
	No, just the wife.
	Man, how are you going to get a blowjob?
	You want to be teaching a girl how to give you a blowjob?
	Man, nobody's got time for that.
	Okay.
	That's ridiculous.
	Right.
	No, you've got to let go of the teenage male ego and accept the girls.
	Man, I'm telling you.
	I'm telling you.
	It's fine for you.
	It's not enjoyable.
	I'm telling you.
	Whatever girl you...
	I'm telling you.
	Whoever you marry, she's going to have sucked a lot of dick.
	You can't tell from looking at a girl.
	She might pretend she hasn't sucked a lot of dick.
	I guarantee you.
	Okay.
	I guarantee you.
	Man, I'd...
	I'm not prudish about that.
	It's just I don't like one-night stands.
	It's not appealing.
	No, I don't really like one-night stands either.
	This is the thing.
	I think it's easier for women because they can have sex without intimacy whereas for men you need intimacy which is weird because a lot of people think it's the other way around.
	A lot of people argue that.
	But anyway, I just want to make the point.
	I totally celebrate.
	Anyway, where were we?
	Sluts.
	Getting off topic.
	So I'm a lover of the...
	I've removed the name of the comedy club.
	And I've been many times.
	However, I found Leo's content incredibly inappropriate and, in short, not funny.
	Like, she can decide what's funny or not.
	Objectively.
	I'm a lover of comedy.
	Also, comedy that is on the edge.
	However, this was hands down the worst I've ever seen.
	His first set in July made me incredibly uncomfortable.
	But this one was entirely unacceptable.
	Why did you come back?
	My first set made you incredibly uncomfortable.
	Why did you?
	I mean, is this like a roller coaster for these people?
	They want to go, like, watching a scary movie?
	It might be that they were offended and were like, I can't really cancel them over this.
	So let's go to the next one.
	So the fun for them is getting people cancelled.
	Maybe.
	So at this point, the group of us are debating coming back to this comedy club, which we love, because of this man's horrific comedy.
	I'd be very disappointed if I see him play again and would not like him to continue being funny whilst being incredibly offensive to the majority of people.
	Please amend this.
	A majority of people being her out of a crowd of like 100.
	You know what I mean?
	But yeah, if we move on to the next tab...
	The next one, so Jeff Norcott retweeted this, and he makes a good point.
	I love this new trope of sensitive types claiming, I'm actually a fan of edgy comedy.
	Reminds me of fusty 90s conservatives claiming, no, I like a good laugh as much as the next man, but this is entirely unacceptable.
	It's totally true.
	Man, he's like the wokest.
	This 22-year-old woke lass who's like, you know, emailed in about, because I do know who it is and where she works, funnily enough, but I would never, you know, email somebody's work to try and get them fired like she does with me.
	But you know it's the kind of person.
	Yeah, so she's just like...
	In the 80s and 90s, the religious right had all these people trying to get stuff cancelled, trying to ban.
	They got the stickers on all the records and stuff.
	And in most cases, actually, it was a marketing tool.
	If you had some esoteric French film about cousins boning or whatever, which is 98% of French films, by the way...
	But if you had some sort of, you know, sex scene film, like, it would go to some arts theatre and nobody would watch it, you know what I mean?
	Until all these, like, Catholics turned up outside being like, ban this sick filth!
	This contains incredibly attractive young people boning all the way through!
	He jizzes all over our face!
	It's disgusting!
	And everybody's like, whoa, this sounds good, you know what I mean?
	So it's kind of the same with that, but the difference is that...
	Comedy clubs are running scared of being associated with any sort of accusation of racism, homophobia, misogyny, any kind of ism, just has them running scared.
	It's like the witch hunts.
	And this is affecting people's jobs.
	Absolutely it's affecting people's jobs.
	Comedians like Alistair Williams, Nick Dixon, they've been pushed out of a lot of the circus.
	Alistair's always the funniest one.
	He made a joke about Brexit.
	That was the thing that got people annoyed at him.
	It was like, really?
	Brexit.
	That's the thing you're going to earn your high horse about.
	And the thing about that joke was it could be enjoyed, it was quite a sort of, it was about the process and how the Tory party had handled it.
	It wasn't saying Brexit's good.
	I've got material that's saying Brexit's good.
	I mean, I think it was shit really, but like, you know, just to wind people up or pretend it was good.
	But like, his was quite, you know, quite non-partisan.
	I think the issue was that he performed on stage with Nigel Farage and he wore a grey suit and had his hair slicked back and he did look like a bit American Psycho.
	But he's great.
	I had him on my podcast last week.
	Great guy.
	great comedian and it's a real shame that you know he's been he's been pushed out i think you know voices like his should be encouraged and nurtured not slammed out because it's affecting the diversity of comedy that people are allowed to see so we've moved on to the next tab we've got some more responses from comedians so mike gunn hilarious comedian uh done a lot of tv says i've seen leo hundreds of times and always find it horrifying as a ringing endorsement yeah yeah Mike Gunn's great.
	If you get a chance to see him, have a look at him.
	And Jeff Norcott.
	Next tab.
	George Zak.
	To be fair to her, I've seen you many times and never did I enjoy it either.
	So, thanks, George.
	I said, yeah, well, imagine how I feel watching you.
	And he said, delight, exhilaration, humility.
	Which is not true.
	But yeah, George is a very funny guy.
	Not funny enough to win British Comedian of the Year.
	I dropped out of that competition because I would have felt bad taking that 10 grand from a comedian who needed it.
	But yeah, George didn't win.
	So, ha, George.
	Wasted a bus fare there.
	Next tab.
	This is great.
	Mary Bork is a very sharp comedian.
	And she just said, and such small portions.
	Because it reads like some angry TripAdvisor view trying to get half the money back on a pizza.
	Next tab.
	Raoul Colley, another great comedian.
	Wow, this comedian's 20-minute set has made me feel so uncomfortable.
	Let's go see his hour special.
	I mean, that was the logic.
	It's so true.
	I don't think they were even at the show because nobody said anything after the show and they got some pretty key details.
	So I didn't mention gay people, didn't mention transgender people.
	They just assumed that I would be.
	Next tab is...
	Oh yeah, so this is where we're getting into...
	Some people come out and support cancel culture.
	So this guy, white dudes complaining about cancel culture is played out, man.
	Get some new material.
	So it just shows that...
	I'm not...
	This isn't...
	This isn't a joke.
	People say, why are you complaining about cancel culture?
	Because I'm getting cancelled.
	You know what I mean?
	It's affecting my livelihood.
	My favourite comedy club, the comedy club that gives me the most work, is getting emails saying I'm racist, misogynist, all the rest of it.
	It's horrific.
	That's why I'm moving away from live comedy.
	It's pushing me off the live circuit.
	Next tab.
	So this is from Pido Sanchez.
	Well, he's left wing, so he's definitely a Pido.
	A minor attracted person.
	I believe it's pronounced Pedro, but...
	Yeah, Pidro.
	Oh, what was the joke?
	Oh, yeah, my girlfriend was telling me about the sexy underwear.
	They brought out sexy underwear for, like, five-year-olds and stuff.
	Man, this is mad.
	Like, the society, like, there's a lot of blurring the lines and sort of normalization of paedophilic behavior and stuff, especially from the left.
	Like, you saw it with the Netflix shows Cuties.
	It's a French company.
	The girls twerking.
	No, this is...
	Cuties is French.
	Yeah, cuties is French.
	But then there's a British Netflix production called Sex Unzipped, which was talking about all the different genders and sex and very, you know, very sort of filthy about it.
	But I did it with Muppets.
	So then all these, you know, kids, mothers were tweeting saying, you know, what on earth, Netflix?
	Like, my daughter's added this to her watch list.
	She's seven years old.
	Because you've got Muppets on it.
	So she thinks it's a kids' show.
	And then, you know, it's all about, hey, I'm pangender.
	And, oh, look at me stick a coconut up my ass or whatever.
	You know what I mean?
	It's horrific.
	They're blurring the lines.
	Horrific show, that sex unzipped.
	Atrocious.
	It's got a one-star review in The Guardian.
	It's woke and it got a one-star review in The Guardian.
	That's how terrible it is.
	Jesus.
	I'm just thinking of this anime.
	I mean, this is off topic again.
	There's the joke, which is like, oh no, this anime character who's clearly 12.
	No, no, no.
	She's actually 5,000 years old.
	She's a demon trapped in a 12-year-old's body.
	It's like, yeah, whatever, get in the van.
	Yeah, come on.
	I don't think we can go with their demon age.
	We've got to go with their physical age.
	And yeah, I can't remember what clothing company it was, brought out sexy clothes for kids.
	There was like a thong for five-year-olds.
	I was like, why do you even bother?
	Pedophiles are going to be attracted to your child anyway.
	You know what I mean?
	You don't need to dress them up sexy.
	Anyway, let's get back to counseling.
	So, Pido Sanchez says, Sorry for all this cancel culture nonsense.
	Can someone find someone who's actually been cancelled?
	Yeah, me!
	I've been cancelled!
	Not this specific example, because luckily the club are, you know, I've been cancelled from other clubs.
	I haven't done the Comedy Store since, like, you know, two years.
	I used to do loads for them.
	You should collect it as, like, badges.
	You know, like, there's North Korean generals who have, like, a million badges by the end of the year.
	Yeah, yeah, but I'd rather perform at the Comedy Store.
	And I got cancelled from a venue at the Perth Fringe in Australia, which, you know, people are like, oh, but, you know, cancel culture doesn't exist.
	Well, you can pay the three and a half grand I had to pay to get a new venue then.
	You know what I mean?
	It's ridiculous.
	If we go to the next tab, better watch, keep an eye on the time.
	Your argument would be a lot more persuasive if you release the footage of the show in question.
	It's a work in progress.
	I don't want people to see it.
	Like, nobody...
	Nobody gets that comedians have to like work up the thing.
	It's like you build prototypes with cars and stuff.
	You don't just start with like, you know, just walk down to the garage and walk out the next day with a Ferrari.
	You got to, you know, next tab.
	Oh, so this is Chris Donaldson.
	I used to work with him.
	He's a retired policeman.
	I thought he was, man, if he stayed in the force, he'd be like the borough commander or the head of the whole thing right now.
	But great police officer.
	And he says, why do people like this go to comedy clubs?
	I would honestly like to know.
	If you're not crying with laughter, wincing, holding your hands over your face, elbowing the person next to you, what is the point?
	And that is the thing with comedy.
	It's not something we all just sit there and go, oh, yes.
	Oh, Hannah Gadsby.
	Oh, I agree with you.
	I agree with you so much.
	You know what I mean?
	Have you seen the new South Park special?
	The post-COVID? Well, there's Jimmy, who's a character who's meant to be like a child comedian, and it's like 30 years later, he's literally like Jimmy Carr, right?
	Levels of fame.
	And all of his jokes are just like, so a trans woman walks into a bar, and it was very stunning and brave.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	That's all of the jokes.
	They're all structured like that.
	That's the future.
	That's what comedy is like now on the BBC. Have you watched Live at the Apollo, MASH Report, anything like that?
	It's all Nish Kumar.
	It's people clapping in agreement.
	And clapping isn't an honest response.
	Laughter is an honest response.
	It's involuntary.
	You can't force yourself to laugh.
	Whereas you can decide to clap.
	It's pointless.
	Whereas, yeah, comedy for me, yeah, it's like some...
	Outrageous!
	I can't believe he said that!
	But also, it's like got an...
	It follows its own personal truth.
	Like when Chris Rock...
	Chris Rock's bits, you know, you can see...
	Even if, you know, you'd never agree or say that stuff out loud yourself, you can see it's coming from his personal truth.
	You can see the point he's trying to make.
	And also, like his bit about black people being more racist than white people.
	I mean, it's shocking.
	Definitely couldn't be said now.
	But it's actually socially progressive because it showed...
	You know, that was in the, what, the early 90s?
	And that was showing to people, look, there's, you know, stop...
	Homogenising all black people into one block.
	We've got different strata.
	We did prove it with the last segment.
	Huh?
	We did prove it with the last segment as well.
	Exactly!
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Let's move on.
	Next one.
	So yeah, basically this person's saying like...
	The old Stephen Fry quote.
	If they hated it, why did they come back?
	And the next one...
	Oh yeah, hey!
	Mentions for the Lotus Eaters from some people.
	Keep up the good work and join the Lotus Eaters contributions.
	Next one.
	Yeah, cancel culture lives in this complainant, all right.
	It's so frightening that they feel they can lie their way through this.
	There are lots of us who are on your side to keep doing what you do.
	I would ask to see their ticket stubs, as they probably never even went.
	Totally agree.
	I saw you live at the Fringe and have never laughed so much in years, although the road behind me was very wary of my, quote, pulmonary obstructive pulmonary disease cough in the middle of a plandemic.
	Next one.
	So you've got to put absolutely horrific on your publicity posters.
	That's if people still make posters showing my age there.
	And it's true!
	I mean, this has got me loads of publicity and people are booking a lot of tickets to my next show, which is at Top Secret Comedy in Covent Garden in London on the 6th of December at 6.30pm in the big room downstairs because that's the sort of venue.
	Very smooth.
	But ironically, if they have someone in charge of graphics or something, they should make that.
	That's a great thing to finish on.
	Yeah, well, I might put it on.
	Leo Kersk.
	Absolutely horrific.
	So I run a show called Hate and Live, which is basically improvised hatred.
	The audience writes down what they hate, it goes into a bucket, and then we pull it out and the comedian's have to say why they hate it.
	And a few years ago, we were doing it at the Fringe, and man, the show just packs out.
	People love it.
	And we're doing it at the Fringe, and somebody wrote a review in the National Student, which is like a student newspaper, and they weren't at the show, but their friend told them about the show, so they reviewed a show they weren't even at, gave us one star, and they said, you know, the show was dangerous and all the rest of it.
	So that goes in all our posters now, you know what I mean?
	Dangerous.
	Absolutely horrific.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I mean, just good quotes.
	Yeah.
	I mean, ironically, you really should make a poster.
	Yeah, it goes in all our posters now.
	You can't beat that sort of quote.
	One star, the Guardian.
	Anyway, we should move on to Barbados.
	We should move to Barbados.
	That's a great idea.
	I don't know if it is or not, to be honest, looking at what's taking place, so...
	Barbados has decided that they no longer want to be under Her Majesty and have declared themselves a republic, inviting Prince Charles to go down and witness them taking down the colours and all the rest of it.
	And this is intertwined with BLM, of all things, because of course it is, because we live in that world now.
	Anyway, but the interesting part of the ceremony, because it's like three hours long, I watch some of it, it's very boring as all these things are, except that Prince Charles gave a speech, and in that speech he tried to make us seem bad, because slavery 200 years ago.
	Let's play the first clip.
	In the darkest days of our past and the appalling atrocity of slavery, which forever stains our history, the people of this island forged their path with extraordinary fortitude.
	So anyway, that's the main quote.
	The rest of it is just platycisms, or whatever you call it.
	And so that's the thing that blew up.
	And you can only make such a statement if you know nothing about Britain's role in the slave trade.
	Like ending it.
	Yes.
	So, I mean, this is the quote from Carl, and I'm mentioning Carl's video here.
	Quote from him, Britain's involvement in the slave trade is one of the most proud accomplishments of British history.
	I don't know what you're thinking.
	Slavery bad!
	Which is why the British ended it for good, for everyone as well.
	I mean, you can see here, this is the screenshot of the blockade of Africa, in which we literally spent loads of money on the Navy to go down and blockade African slavers to keep them from selling slaves in the New World, to end the slave trade.
	Yeah, so we didn't just stop it ourselves, we stopped other people doing it.
	Lost men at sea doing it.
	Lost men, lost lots of treasure, didn't have to do it.
	There's no argument other than the moral one for us, which is this is morally wrong, we will bully everyone else into accepting that.
	Although there is also the economist argument, the raw economist argument.
	Inefficient to have slaves.
	But I don't think that was the main issue.
	The only issue was, of course, the moral one.
	So if we go to the next one here, this is where you get reaction videos to Carl's video as well, which is really funny.
	So I think this is a black American.
	She sees an American who reacts to a British crusade against slavery.
	And they're all like, wow, I never knew this.
	It's like, yeah, because you are being lied to, quite frankly.
	Again, with Prince Charles.
	I mean, there was no way he could have made that statement if he knew anything about the slave trade and the history of Britain there.
	And the next one, the next one's particularly cute.
	I really enjoyed this one, which is some lady reacting to it.
	And there's a reason I paused it on this timestamp.
	It's because what's being talked about is the Arab slave trade.
	Do you know why there are no black people in Arabia?
	No.
	There's a lot of slaves who are black.
	Did they cut off their scrotums and penises?
	They castrated them.
	Right.
	Cock and balls.
	The whole thing.
	So that's why there are no black populations in Arabia or the Muslim world because that's what they did and we didn't.
	So again, you're living in a time when everyone engages in slavery, especially the fact that we're also buying these slaves from African kings.
	So it's not the stupid narrative that we get fed that white people turn up to Africa with nets or something.
	Yeah, yeah.
	This is not what happened.
	And anyone who has not watched that video really should.
	And this is why I find much of this stuff from Barbados and the narrative around it absurd.
	Because it just factually is.
	And also there's more slaves in the world now than at the peak of the transatlantic slave trade.
	I didn't know that.
	Yeah, yeah.
	In front of Tez Ilias, he's a comedian.
	He worked for the Home Office on slavery stuff, so he was telling me about it.
	Most recently, it returned to Libya, didn't it?
	Yeah, yeah.
	You could go and buy a slave in Libya.
	Oh, yeah, absolutely.
	Open slave markets in Libya and other parts of Africa.
	There's slavery in the Middle East and also in China.
	Obviously, you've got the Uyghur Muslims.
	There's a North Korean aspect.
	Yeah, yeah.
	So the horrific, one of the most horrific things about the Uyghur Muslims is, so they're slaves, and also they do horrible things to them.
	There's rape, there's sterilization, all the rest of it.
	But they're slaves, and they work on Western brands.
	So the Chinese government is contracted to do work for Nike or whatever, and yeah, it's horrific.
	And then, obviously, Nike have the adverts with Colin Kaepernick being all Black Lives Matter.
	He's like, well, why does slavery matter 400 years ago, but it doesn't matter now?
	Look, Black Lives Matter, Muslims' lives don't matter.
	That's Colin Kaepernick for you.
	Anyway, so this is the example.
	And the thing I want to get back on this is because, of course, that's the truth of the history of slavery.
	And you go watch the full video with the full details, of course.
	And this is one of the responses I saw from the Guardian to Barbados declaring its independence from the crown and instead becoming a republic.
	They just called up some guy, like just some guy.
	I think he's involved in the BLM movement there, but I'd have to double check it.
	And you can see the headline here, the English turned Barbados into a slave society now after 396 years were free.
	Only now.
	Not when the slaves are freed or any of that.
	No, no, no.
	Right now.
	Okay, not when you got independence from the state, got your own parliament.
	No, okay, whatever.
	So they just called up this guy.
	And they're just like, yeah, just a tag, Britain, would you?
	And he does, and it's crap.
	I googled the guy's name because, you know, I'm not a regular writer, and what comes up with his name and Barbados is this LinkedIn account.
	As you can see there, he works for director at Barbados Halal Experience.
	If you want to check out Barbados Halal Experience, we go to the next one.
	We have Muslim-ordered holidays you can get, which include in the products.
	Private pool for Muslim sisters.
	Babysitting for qualified Muslim nannies.
	Massages by trained Muslim masseuses.
	Personal Muslim chef.
	Access to Muslim lawyers and doctors on the island.
	And of course, Quran tutoring.
	And the reason I'm mentioning this is because I will not take anything from a Muslim man trying to lecture the British on historical slavery.
	Especially when you add in the aspect of...
	What was the Muslim slave trade doing with their slaves?
	What happened to the black populations of Arabia?
	Gone.
	Because their genitals were gone.
	Not in Barbados.
	Even though it's horrific, there are comparisons to be made that are adequate.
	Anyway, so moving on, we have someone screeching about this, which I found weird.
	So this is an article, again, from The Guardian because, of course, it's left-wing media.
	And they are talking in here about how Barbados is about to abandon the crown, and then they're reeing about racism being the reason they need to do this, and it's ridiculous.
	So in here they say, A late night on Monday nights, local time, Barbados will declare itself a republic, becoming the first nation to remove Queen Elizabeth II as its head of state in nearly three decades.
	The transition, flagged last year, in the thick of activism, inspired by the Black Lives Matter movement, is being executed admiringly.
	Sorry, butchered that.
	Anyway, so in the presence of Prince Charles and, circumspectly, more than 20 years since it was recommended by the government commission.
	So the argument being here from the local activists that Black Lives Matter did actually have a role in getting this from out.
	And I think they did, just from the video evidence I've seen.
	I mean, I'm not in Bardellos.
	I'm sure there might be a chapel too from Barbados, and please correct us all out.
	I don't know what the hell's going on, but we're going to play some clips a bit of the on-the-ground situation.
	So they say in here, though, in the middle of the year, Black Lives Matter protests were spreading across the world.
	Which made no sense, because it was about George Floyd, but whatever.
	Including Barbados, because, you know, George Floyd was of Barbados descent or something.
	And Dows sensed that his careful society, something was shifting.
	After consulting with friends, he posted a petition calling for the statue of Nelson to come down.
	So this is a statue of Admiral Nelson that they have in Barbados, because they were hugely affected by the Napoleonic Wars.
	There was a West Indian campaign and we went out and captured the French islands, so that's the link there.
	But that statue of Nelson, that's a symbol of white supremacy, white oppression, that's a symbol of colonialism.
	It's literally a piece of stone, but okay.
	He says in here, I said to myself in Barbados, What are we doing?
	We have a colonial past.
	We have steeped in racism.
	The statue is just brick and mortar.
	If we can start with this, then we can get the ball rolling on addressing some bigger issues.
	The bigger issues being the Crown.
	It caught fire, attracting more than 10,000 signatures and culminated in meetings with government officials.
	And months later, the confirmation that Nelson would be removed in November 2020 and reallocated to a museum.
	And I don't have the money to do this, but we were thinking about it in the office, which is just that if anyone has a contact or could do this, wouldn't it be great to take that and bring it to Britain, quite frankly?
	Like the Elgin Marbles returning.
	Yeah, to keep it safe, quite frankly, as well.
	Which ironically was why the Elgin Marbles were removed from Greece, to keep them safe.
	Yeah, but also I don't trust that the local race activists aren't going to end up destroying this thing, like the Taliban.
	So if we could, I'd actually quite like to keep it safe.
	And it shows the cultural revolution side of removing statues does then feed on to constitutional and political changes.
	If the Queen's removed his head of state, what's going to happen if we remove statues here?
	Well, it all rests on the same thing.
	So they mention in here, though, they accept that maybe they're a bit lunatic, and he says some objected, including among the more than 90% of the population with African heritage, urging him not to meddle with the past.
	Dao says they were saying, why do you want to move this thing that has been there before you were even born?
	Have some respect for your history.
	And his response was, I'm like, 10 years from now, what I do today is going to be history as well.
	As if that's an argument.
	I mean, this is literally like Mao talking.
	He's like, yeah, well, cultural revolution destroyed the ancient history because what we're doing is history.
	Yeah, yeah, I mean, like...
	Pathetic.
	Anyway, but also the point...
	History doesn't make it a good thing.
	Well, it's just that the Amnon history was quite bad.
	I mean, it's ridiculous.
	But I also get the point there where he mentions that 90% of the population have African heritage.
	So he's saying 90% of the population are black.
	Yeah, so if we go to the demographics, I mean, this is just demographics of Barbados, and it says in here, for example, that the population of Barbados is predominantly black, 91% are mixed, 4% being mixed, and 3.5% of the population is recorded as white.
	So, who's doing the racial oppression?
	Is the question I've got in my mind.
	When 91% of the population are black...
	Big think.
	Also, if we go to the politics, so if we go to the last election that I could see for the Parliament, for example, if you scroll down, we can see the number of seats which went to Labour.
	So if you scroll down, John, so we have the fact that, yeah, 100%.
	100% of the seats went to Labour.
	In two different parties, though, yeah?
	Yeah.
	But they just lost.
	I don't know what went on with the politics there, but the thing is in my mind, this is like when you get a BLM riot in an American town, where it's like, the local councillors are all Democrats, the mayor's a Democrat, the police chief's a Democrat, the judges are Democrats, the senators are Democrats.
	Literally, you have a population that is 90-something percent black, and every single seat in power is owned by a left-winger.
	Right, yeah, yeah.
	Right.
	So how did this go?
	So if we go to the next one, we have, of course, the media staring at Rihanna because Rihanna was there for the ceremony.
	But this is, I presume, the political reasons as to why they were able to get this done.
	And if they go to the next one, we just have a point that this isn't staying in Barbados Caesar.
	Jamaica is also considering whether to abandon the monarch, a step supported by successive prime ministers.
	St.
	Lucia and St.
	Vincent and the Grenadines have both flirted with the idea as well, mentioned in this New York Times piece.
	So now I want to look at the clips.
	So BLM, on the ground in Barbados.
	There is actually some footage.
	And it's on this YouTube channel.
	And it's amazing.
	Remember, 91% black population, 100% of the seats controlled by the Labour Party.
	So what do you think they're chanting for?
	What do you think they're protesting for?
	You tell me.
	Let's play the clip.
	Black Lives Matter!
	End white supremacy! End white supremacy! End white supremacy! 91% black.
	No justice!
	No peace!
	No justice!
	No peace!
	I can't breathe!
	I can't breathe!
	Amazing, right?
	So, when white supremacy in a place with...
	91% black population, 100% of the seats are Labour.
	Not only that, I couldn't find a single member of Parliament who was white.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	So actually the whites are underrepresented.
	Maybe they're talking about the Queen being at the top of the tree.
	Even though she's basically just a figurehead.
	The Parliament has the real power.
	The Queen just appears on the money and opens supermarkets.
	But still, white supremacist system.
	There are no white people in positions of power.
	Still white supremacy?
	I mean, it's great to see that these people will never be happy.
	It's kind of racial identitarian politics.
	Yeah, yeah.
	They could be living in, you know, Zimbabwe's Wakanda, and they would still be like, yeah, so the white people did this.
	Yeah.
	It's like, right, okay.
	Anyway, let's go to the next one here, and let's play.
	American brothers and sisters who are struggling against a system that have created the conditions for the killing of George Floyd.
	We are here today also to express our position against racism.
	Against the exploitation of black working class people.
	Tell us what we are here today, comrades and friends.
	We have to make a number of demands on our government.
	Because...
	Racism is right here in Barbados.
	The Royal Barbados Police Force is not your force.
	It's the Queen's Force.
	There is a Royal Barbados Police Force loyal to her fantasy degree and not the people of Barbados.
	Your redemption is your enemy.
	Your men have fought in battle.
	He was a father that would have created conditions as he was successful before emancipation did.
	Mad.
	I wonder if this is going to affect tourism because, I mean, that doesn't make me want to go on holiday to Barbados.
	No.
	I mean, if this is the kind of politics that's taken over the country...
	Yeah, yeah.
	Well, I mean, we were joking, me and Carl, I was like, well, if Trump gets re-elected, are we going to see another Grenadines?
	Are they really going to just become socialist lunatics and destroy everything like they usually do?
	Yeah, yeah.
	And then the Americans, because the other part is in the BBC club, they mentioned that Barbados has massively increased trade and also diplomatic relations with China over the last few years.
	So...
	Because China would love to have military bases so close to America.
	Wouldn't we love a communist ally in the Caribbean?
	Like they had with Cuba.
	Have you heard of the Monroe Doctrine?
	Like, just America and then go back in there and fix it, quite frankly, may end up being the situation if they destroy everything.
	But there are loads more clips from there.
	I didn't have time for them today.
	I'm going to cut them down and we're going to do a premium podcast on it with Carl because it's just so funny.
	I mean, again, every politician is black.
	Every seat, and I mean everyone, is owned by the Labour Party.
	91% of the population is black, and then you're like, white supremacy made me poor.
	I mean, it is insane.
	There is also some stuff in there, of course, because they're left-wingers.
	They were moaning about the Jews as well.
	But we'll save that for the premium podcast, because that is just mad.
	That's the future of Barbados.
	Fantastic.
	Let's go to the video comments.
	So that thing I showed yesterday about there being a small country corona alliance between, among others, Denmark, Austria, New Zealand, Israel?
	That's true.
	That wasn't a joke.
	That's happening.
	And I don't know why.
	Are we supposed to take advice from these people?
	Are we admitting we can't think for ourselves as our own country?
	And I'm not going to lie.
	Going to the supermarket and see everybody else wearing masks again, it is...
	Really disheartening and I am honestly upset.
	I can't blame her.
	She made a video yesterday.
	I had to leave, but it was quite funny.
	Because she's been boasting for ages because the Danish government's response was, let's get back to normal.
	Let's stop pissing about.
	And then all of a sudden they've decided it's World War III again.
	And so she was boasting the whole time that she could go and do whatever she wanted and we couldn't get stuff.
	I love being Danish!
	And then now she's screwed like the rest of us.
	Yeah, and they've brought the face mask mandate back in the UK, but nobody seems to be enforcing it.
	No, which is good here.
	I mean, it is actually, there's a legal workaround, of course, from the Equality Act, which is that if you say you have it because of disability reasons, it is illegal to ask you for identification to prove that.
	No, I just say I'm exempt.
	And then people say, oh, I'm sorry.
	And I'm like, yeah, you should be.
	Not all disabilities are visible.
	Yes.
	And ironically, that is the law.
	Yeah.
	And the funny thing is, the last time, so you remember when they first enforced it, there were a series of Tesco's security guards who seemed to be told that they should ask for an identification or something.
	And I think there were like 20-odd cases in which people actually took it to court that, no, this security guard asked me, he's not allowed to.
	Yeah.
	100% of those cases that went to court got payout.
	Right.
	So Tesco's logically learned their lesson as well.
	So at least we are free, legally speaking, but you have to know the law.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Let's go to the next one.
	Callum dropped my name as we were checking out of the latest gold-tier call, which is odd because I'm a long-time listener but first-time caller.
	I plan to keep my excoriating endorsements of Craig Cooper's works coming in my 30-second book club, and I might have a few more carry-on memes, but I'll meet at On TickConcept, I'd love to see that.
	I did actually try and find a contact for Tick on his YouTube page.
	I don't know where it is best to contact him because it didn't seem to have one.
	He has a Twitter account, but he doesn't seem to use it, so I don't know.
	If anyone does, that'd be fantastic because I'd love to see it.
	On the Zoom call, yeah, I never saw your face as well, so I was like, oh, that's his face.
	When you see someone's name on the internet for ages and then you actually see them.
	Anyway, good to see you, man.
	Let's get to the next one.
	So, this is the last video comment I'm going to make on this, because we really, really should actually pressure people in government to make it a legal requirement to just have superchats and livechats in court.
	It really should be a thing.
	The problem is you've got to keep Susan out of it, let's be honest here.
	Naughty Susan, owning YouTube and stuff.
	That being said, the reason why we should do this is, oh, I'm sorry, I can't pay for my lawyer, so I'm going to get legally fucked.
	Don't worry, the Super Chats have got you covered.
	They'll pay for the lawyer.
	So you remember the Carl Rittenhouse trial?
	Yeah.
	And in America, you can live stream those things.
	So loads of news channels were, but also some private YouTube channels.
	Right.
	They're just, you know, the chat.
	Yeah.
	And you can sit in the chat and type.
	And we were just thinking, like, imagine if you could live stream it, and you were the defendant or something, and then, like, the Super Chats could come in as well.
	Yeah.
	And then you could pay for stuff, or you could make money by, like, the whole...
	Like, we could set up a TV show.
	Yeah, yeah.
	You know, like Judge Judy.
	Yeah.
	But the whole show is funded by Superchats.
	It's a YouTube show.
	And you have a defendant, maybe it's a divorce case or something, and they've all signed up to agree for this.
	And you're going to have a bit of a fake judge.
	Yeah.
	It'd be brilliant.
	I'd watch it.
	Yeah, it'd be brilliant.
	I mean, I'm not sure the legalities around that.
	I'm surprised they could do that with the Kyle Rittenhouse one.
	But it's like Judge Judy, is what we're thinking.
	Yeah, but Judge Judy, because it's very small civil matters.
	It's like small claims or magistrates court.
	Oh yeah, the Kyle Rittenhouse thing.
	So it was filmed and broadcast.
	But Ghislaine Maxwell's case, they're having it behind closed doors.
	And that's a real shame, because I'd love to watch that case.
	I mean, we all know what happened, but I'd still love to watch it.
	I want to see the evidence as well.
	I'm going to get the details wrong, but there were some documents that were redacted.
	The judge agreed to redact them because they might cause embarrassment to her.
	What more embarrassment can you get than being an alleged child trafficker?
	But okay.
	Let's go to the next one.
	Okay, so I'm going to give a recommendation to all the cigarette smokers out there.
	Don't start some vaping.
	It's stupid.
	You look ridiculous.
	Buy a pipe.
	Get some good tobacco.
	Smoke this instead.
	At most, you'll end up smoking three bowls.
	You'll get a whole lot less tobacco in yourself.
	And most importantly, you will very quickly learn not to inhale this stuff into your lungs.
	Which is one of the worst parts about smoking.
	Cheers.
	I mean, I'm pretty anti-smoking, but healthier kinds of smoking are always good.
	Yeah, like not smoking.
	I was with friends who were smoking cigars the other night, on Sunday night, and honestly, when I got back home, I laid down on my bed, and I was like, man, I'm absolutely reeking of cigar smoke.
	I'm going to have to have a shower.
	So I had a shower, laid back down on my bed, and my bed smelled of cigars because I'd laid down on it.
	That's how stinking cigars are.
	It's like going to a campfire or something.
	Yeah, it really was.
	Remember when you were a kid and they burned for some reason in the village?
	I don't know if you grew up in a village, but they get everything.
	The annual bonfire is like people would chuck couches and all sorts on there.
	It wasn't like wood.
	It was like car tires.
	All this absolute filth.
	You'd be stomping, melting your wellies trying to cook jacket potatoes and smouldering box springs.
	And yeah, it's a miracle we're still alive.
	By the way, I'm not a fan of smoking.
	It's your choice.
	Go for it if you want to.
	I used to smoke, but I don't anymore.
	The only thing I smoke now is DMT. Alrighty, let's go to the next one.
	I'm in LA, about to head off, back to Australia.
	I've had books sitting at a hotel in Anaheim, California for the last two years since before COVID. I was going to attend a convention here and then it was cancelled.
	Now I have finally just got here, I've got the books, and now I've just sold them all out at San Diego Comic Con.
	I am over the moon now!
	Oh, that's good to hear.
	Yeah.
	That's cscooper.com.au and it's burned into my memory and I can't get rid of it.
	He kept making superchats where he's just saying the name of his website.
	So now it's just like, right, okay, yeah, sure.
	Let's go to the next one.
	So I thought I might as well show my channel while I'm here.
	Driving Shetland.
	That's what I do.
	I drive around in the Shetland Islands.
	It's really boring to watch...
	Relaxing as well.
	That's quite nice.
	You don't have to think.
	And there's no sound, so you can just play your own favourite music.
	Why is it his job?
	What's the job part?
	I'm assuming it's a hobby, rather than just, you know, he gets paid for this.
	Maybe he delivers stuff.
	Maybe.
	I'm looking at his channel.
	I mean, he's got a lot of driving footage.
	He checks on things.
	He can check on things.
	To be honest, I mean, if you do it in HD and it's stable, you could pretty much use it as, like, stock footage for chats or something, but I don't know.
	There we are.
	Driving Shetland, if you want.
	Footage of Shetland.
	Driving.
	Let's go to the next one.
	Hey, fellow Lotus Eaters.
	DJ Chi here, and this is an all-call for any creatives, artists, illustrators.
	I see everybody's making a big push to start collaborating.
	No contact information.
	We want to work with you.
	We have our own ideas.
	We want to do broader story-based multimedia endeavors.
	But how?
	How do we make that happen?
	If I'm looking to follow up on your request to fly me to Iran to suck on my toes for 15 days straight, how do I go about coordinating that?
	Definitely.
	Let's get together and make this happen.
	Stop blueballing us.
	What's that clip from?
	Because for love, there's a thing.
	My mate showed me this site where they sort of embarrass Instagram influencers.
	So you've got all these Instagram influencers.
	There's all pictures of them in Dubai and stuff.
	These hot 23-year-olds and stuff.
	But they're just there getting pissed on by Arab princes.
	And that's how they get paid to go and do it.
	So somebody's set up a site and they message these girls pretending to be our princes and get them to...
	Yeah, I remember you mentioned it.
	You'd say something like, will you do this horrific thing?
	And then they'll just agree to it and be like, what a whore.
	And then just tweet out the image of the chat.
	Anyway, yeah, so he's been told about the contact information, so there we are.
	This is really awkward and sorry to do this, but I really need to pee.
	Interesting.
	My friend just dumped me.
	Like, I need friends.
	Ladies and gentlemen, we have a surprise guest star for this afternoon, welcoming Josh Fermi himself.
	He looks really cool, to be fair.
	Tell us about your favourite communist regime music.
	Unfortunately, they're a bit left-wing, but you can't have it all.
	I mean, they make good enough music, I'm willing to overlook it.
	Impressive.
	However, I'm from the north.
	I don't understand these things.
	Thank you and goodbye.
	Alright.
	So what, you had to go to the toilet halfway through the...
	We were doing the video comments.
	I was like, I'm not waiting.
	I gotta go.
	What had you drunk?
	It was just water.
	I just needed the bathroom.
	But the...
	Communist music.
	I'm trying to think of the...
	No, I won't make these comments.
	Alright, we'll leave that there.
	Let's go to the next one.
	Hello, everyone.
	I was glad to see Tucker respond to my comment on property yesterday.
	I wanted to expand on my point a little bit and also tell him I agree.
	If we consider a slave, I think no one in his right mind would claim that for a slave the right to life is fulfilled.
	I said so.
	Well, what is a slave?
	A slave is someone who essentially owns nothing.
	Not the fruits of his labor, not property, and certainly not his own body.
	So it follows that any time we deprive someone of one of these things, even in part, we bring them closer to being a slave and also prevent them from exercising their right to life, at least in part.
	Vaccine mandates, anyone?
	So, the comments on slavery, I mean, the property part and whatnot don't apply, of course.
	It's the self-ownership that is whether or not you're a free man.
	Yeah, bodily autonomy.
	Yeah, I mean, you can be a serf.
	I mean, that's different.
	But that's absolutely right.
	I mean, it's like Ship of Theseus, but what parts of you can I take away from you and you not yet be a slave?
	How much of you have to not own?
	And it moves the Overton window of what's acceptable and where the government stops, the state stops, and your own personal responsibility starts.
	It just moves that over.
	And it's happening, not just with the lockdown situation, Stuff and vaccines or whatever, but also with the legislation around free speech, so the hate crime bill in Scotland, for the first time ever, police's speech in your own home, which previously has been your own castle where you can say what you want and the state can't intrude.
	And obviously it's come in just as we've got, everybody's got a listening device in their house, a mobile phone or Alexa or Google Mini or whatever it is.
	You know what's funny?
	Of course they've never been able to afford mobile phones for people in North Korea.
	And in Pyongyang, they started rolling them out like two years ago.
	And it's, you know, a self-made phone with a, you know, the OS is made there and all the rest of it.
	And it's just like, right.
	So they literally looked at us and what we were doing and went, oh yeah, why haven't we done that?
	And then they just put microphones in everyone else's homes additionally.
	And so on and so on.
	I saw North Korean insiders reported that long leather jackets have been banned because people were wearing them because Kim Jong-un was wearing one.
	I'm just like, man, why are the insiders giving us this information instead of telling us about the nuclear weapons?
	That would be more useful.
	I'm a little bit worried because I don't know how bad it is because they closed the borders and he keeps talking about food so they might actually be in a famine.
	Oh, right.
	It might be something worse.
	Right.
	But we don't know because there's no information we're all coming out.
	But anyway, that's enough of that topic.
	Anyway, let's go back to the video comments.
	I call the All-America team where you get to meet the President of the United States.
	President Kennedy met with the collegiate All-American football team at the Oval Office today.
	Congratulations.
	How does it feel to be an All-American?
	it's an honor sir congratulations how does it feel to be an all-american very good sir congratulations how does it feel to be an all-american very good sir congratulations how do you feel really awkward and sorry to do this by reading to pee haha Alright, thanks Chad Dad.
	Run Callum, run!
	I always thought it would be really boring to be the president or queen in those situations.
	Can you just say the same bloody things?
	The same guy?
	Yeah, yeah.
	I think the Queen's one is, what do you do?
	Prince Charles says that as well.
	My ex-girlfriend met Prince Charles a few times because her dad was some sort of thing.
	Mayor type thing.
	I love there was a homeless guy who, I can't remember why I was watching him, but he was saying that he ended up meeting the queen and she gave the line, which is, what do you do?
	And he said, same as you, bugger all.
	Anyway, let's go to the next one.
	Tony D and Little Joan with another legend of the pines, the ghost of Hotel McComber.
	This is from CapeMay.com in Cape May, New Jersey, one of many haunted hotels.
	This hotel is supposedly haunted by one of their own guests, and the author of this article claims to have recorded one of the ghosts.
	Listen.
	It kind of just sounds like an electric noise.
	Not going to lie.
	I have a question about New Jersey.
	I was looking at a map the other day and the fact that New York is in the city, the metropolis kind of spills over into New Jersey and whatnot.
	I was just wondering if it ever causes any problems because the fact that the New Jersey border kind of goes through a huge amount of that metropolis.
	But just a personal question.
	Let's go to the next one.
	Those who want to know more about this flag and its nation just go to www.freewestpapua.org So, I went to the Sydney protest rally and there was a lot of people there, about 10,000 people.
	Initially, the Corporate media called us white supremacists, but when they saw the amount of diversity that was in the crowd, they changed their tune and called us extremists.
	It's mad how they call...
	Because we saw in this country as well, the rallies, they were called...
	They were really linked to Brexit and to UK nationalism.
	And despite the fact that the crowds were really diverse, really diverse, because obviously a lot of ethnic minorities...
	Are untrusting of the vaccine or untrusting of the government?
	Because they've got good reason to be untrusting of the government because of the history.
	Big shock.
	Ethnic minorities are also people and have concerns.
	It's like, oh, really?
	But there is actually an argument there, though, that even though if you have people who are white in that crowd, that doesn't mean you're not white supremacists still, buddy.
	Of course, because there's Larry Elder and whatnot.
	Of course.
	You're promoting whiteness.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	You've got internalized white supremacy, even though you're not white.
	Let's go to the next one.
	Morning chaps.
	So, the counter-conference, if you want to go to it, when you turn up to that venue, you have to provide the NHS passport app to prove either you're vaccinated or that you've recently had a negative test.
	That's going to stop a lot of people going, I'm guessing, unless those people identify as a 17-year-old, in which case, magic.
	There is another way round it.
	So I had this at the Apollo going to see Dave Chappelle, which I got free tickets to because that had also been cancelled.
	So I've got the NHS COVID pass because I had coronavirus, so that means I've got to pass for six months to travel abroad and all the rest of it.
	Never had a problem with it.
	But Darius doesn't.
	So while Darius is arguing with the guys, the guy was like, I need to see your COVID pass.
	Darius was like, I don't have one.
	And then they started arguing.
	So I just sent a screenshot of my COVID pass to Darius on WhatsApp.
	And I was like, no, you've got a COVID pass, Darius.
	And he's like, no, I don't.
	And I'm like, no, you do.
	Look at your WhatsApp.
	And he was like, oh, yeah, I do have a COVID pass.
	And it said, like, your WhatsApp at the top and, like, JPEG and all the rest of it.
	But the guy just looked at it and was like, yeah, fine.
	Well, you know, firstly on the getter thing, as I mentioned, it's been postponed, unfortunately.
	But I think we got an email from one of the guys, or it should have been in there, or I don't know, which is that if you had a negative test or something, you could go.
	And we were just going to be like, yeah, I've got a negative test.
	Yeah.
	But also, there must be an app.
	Because I've got one for the track and trace.
	Remember when that was a thing?
	And basically, you just type in the location and hit start.
	And it gives you like a screenshot of what it should look like, as if you've signed in.
	And then you don't actually sign in.
	Right, right.
	Perfect.
	I think it's off the app store.
	Yeah.
	So apparently, you can also show an email of a negative test.
	John is typing.
	But either way, with Getter, it's been postponed.
	So I don't really want to say that.
	It was great last year.
	I remember going to Dubai last year.
	Can you send me your COVID pass?
	Yeah.
	Last year, it's like a driving license getting passed around in a pub.
	Why don't you just put it on social media?
	Yeah, last year it was great.
	I went to Dubai and they just wanted a printout with the NHS logo on it.
	I wish I'd...
	If I'd have thought...
	Well, because they didn't know what it was supposed to look like.
	Could they not read English?
	They probably could read English, but they didn't know what it was supposed to look like, so they just wanted...
	I did have the right printout.
	I went and got tested before I flew out there and got the thing, but I could have just made my own.
	Sorry, it's like going to the Congo or something and they don't know what a British passport is, so you just printed off a bit of paper or something.
	The government hasn't been in office for 10 years.
	Yeah, that's a passport, I swear.
	Just the new guy has no idea.
	Yeah, in the police we had training on how to recognise fake passports because...
	Because you got one?
	Well, because I don't have a fake passport, but...
	Well, my COVID passport's real.
	But, yeah, there's so many different things.
	We saw the fakes, and it's mad, the fakes.
	You know those little holes?
	You can tell when they've been made by a pin.
	There's loads of threads that stitch the pages in.
	There's loads of stuff to look out for.
	Anyway, you ever played Papers, Please?
	Huh?
	You ever played Papers, Please?
	No.
	I'm going to have to show you that afterwards.
	It's a paperwork simulator.
	Right, right.
	Which sounds like the most boring thing.
	You play as a border guard.
	It's really fun.
	I'll have to show you that.
	Right, yeah.
	Knock, knock.
	What?
	Knock, knock.
	Who's there?
	Ziggy Stepo!
	See Gestapo?
	VSC questions!
	Okay.
	Basically, yeah.
	I mean, they're like terrorist attacks on the border and you have to deal with them or the secret police come after you if your accounts aren't in order.
	Right, right.
	Anyway.
	So on the hashtag MayoMonkey's gotta go...
	Britain in 2023 then.
	Yeah.
	Well, there is actually a sequel which is based in Britain, so...
	Right.
	Anyway, Baron Von Warhawk says, That may be true, until they decide to go out and commit terrorist attacks, as they have in the past, many a time.
	Because black nationalists are a thing in society and have been for decades.
	And then it gets swept under the carpet by the media.
	Yeah.
	I mean, I can't believe BLM managed to get away with exploding in 2016 and then one of their supporters shooting a bunch of people and they died.
	You can see it in the use of the phrase or whatever.
	It just dies instantly.
	And then they came back in 2020 and everyone forgot about Dallas.
	Yeah.
	It was like...
	Do you not remember why we got rid of this lunatic organisation from, you know, it's polite society?
	And it's because of that, but I don't remember.
	So JJHW says, I am the bleach demon, bow before me.
	Snowdog says, upset my username's not on the list.
	I'm loving the bleach demon, lol.
	Yeah, I love, what is it, snowmen vampires as well, or vampire snowmen.
	another one uh catastrophic regression threshold says i feel like bleach demons would be a good name for a metal band yeah Yeah.
	I think both of them are pro-genocide.
	This is why they agree so much.
	Anyway.
	Like, they always argue for segregation.
	It's like, right, but then what if I don't want to leave my home?
	Well, then we're going to kill you.
	Wow.
	I wasn't expecting that.
	So, anyway...
	So Rowan Atlock says, I'm sorry, I'm supposed to care if some salty supremacist CEO cannot figure out a Venn diagram.
	Clearly a diversity hire, a pet of the left's shoehorned into the position in the hopes of some of the respects he will surely say were denied to him.
	I'm not quite sure if I follow that.
	I don't know why Jack Dorsey picked this guy.
	I don't know the guy, so I can't comment on that either.
	Someone who expects me and my mayo monkey mates should be as incensed as he would be if someone were to call him, oh, I don't know.
	Not saying that.
	I know it's literally the same thing with a word change, but that's the rules, isn't it?
	Shooting of history, that list was hilarious.
	I was just laughing my ass off.
	Does Tariq know that he could join a forum or something?
	And finally, Tariq getting yeeted from the white nationalist chat for racism.
	Ironic.
	I thought it was the best bit.
	You've got to listen to the audio, I've got to send you that too, because we just couldn't play it.
	Just like, that's racism, can you please leave?
	We're a white nationalist.
	Anyway, I'll read some for your segment.
	So Matthew Hammond says, whatever happened to getting up and leaving when you do not like something you find morally objectionable?
	Yeah, or not going into it in the first place if you know you're not going to like it.
	It's ridiculous.
	It's like if you don't like sushi, go in a sushi restaurant.
	It's like eating food, I don't know, like some kind of chocolate bar and you're like, that's disgusting.
	Like second bite.
	And then going and buying a pack of them and complaining to the shop and trying to get that chocolate bar cancelled.
	These venues need to tell people that not everything is going to be to their taste and if you do not like it, there is the door.
	Yeah.
	got like a specific comedian you're going to see who's doing a specific show is billed as them you know that's that's it's different from a mixed bill show where you know obviously you know you're going and there's going to be a you know a smorgasbord of comedy and some of it you're going to like and some of it you might not like but when you're going to see a specific comedian do a bit of research every time i've been to see jerry sadowitz people have walked out and discussed despite spending 27 pounds on a ticket and it's like would you not just google who you're going to There's always one, isn't there?
	Yeah, well, there's quite a lot.
	I love Jimmy Carr.
	I don't know what he's like.
	I'm disappointed that he doesn't do more for free speech in the scene, from what I see.
	But there's always...
	I love his specials where he always ends up mentioning, like, he did it as the most offensive special, like, advertising's offensive.
	There's always one who'd be like, well, that joke about the Holocaust...
	Because the thing is, everybody's got their one particular trigger point.
	You know what I mean?
	With me, it's somebody saying that my dad didn't have a gun that's banned in America.
	So everybody's got one thing that they can't do.
	And they'll sit through other stuff, other people being offended or whatever.
	Holocaust joke, rape jokes, make jokes about my dad's gun.
	I think not.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	And then they get to the one thing and they're like, what?!
	Oh my god, gerbils are great!
	You take that back, I'm complaining!
	I'm writing meh meh meh meh meh!
	It's ridiculous.
	George says, how can you hate watch Leo when you're too busy laughing?
	He should promote his upcoming shows on his YouTube channel, or is that against Top Secret's policy?
	No, I do promote my shows on my YouTube.
	I put a link to booking my shows.
	There's a community tab too where you can post stuff as well.
	Oh really?
	I don't know anything about that.
	Ah, well I'll show you.
	Titch Potato says, I always love Leo's podcast.
	It really brings a laugh to the bleakness of the news these days.
	When it comes to the show, if they weren't all in London or Scotland, do one in Swindon already.
	Yeah, I'll do one in Swindon.
	I'll do a tour next year.
	All in Swindon?
	Yeah, I'll do a tour.
	I'll come to Swindon.
	The Swindon tour.
	Yeah, and like, you know, it's a big country.
	There's winners.
	Yeah?
	There's...
	Free Will 2112 says, I watched Leo's Comedy Unleashed set on YouTube with the jokes about plastic in the sea, and it was very funny.
	I have seen other clips of his stand-up on YouTube, and there is also a healthy dose of self-deprecation.
	I think his detractors are ideologically, or if they are comics, probably jealous.
	It doesn't explain why some of them attend his shows multiple times.
	Perhaps they secretly like it, but have to pretend to their ideological friends.
	Oh, like a Catholic priest repeatedly going to a gay sauna.
	You see him on Facebook as well, though.
	Not the Catholic priest.
	The woke types who are constantly posting crap.
	Yeah, it's like, don't watch it.
	If you don't like it, I'm not watching your shitty stuff.
	Actually, I did make myself watch Hannah Gadsby.
	But everybody said it was the funniest thing in the world.
	The Guardian was like, this is the most important, funniest thing.
	It wasn't.
	It was totally shit.
	Absolute dog shit.
	Anyway, we're a little bit out of time, so I'll end on one question on Barbados if this is a short one.
	Can we invade Barbados now?
	It has rebelled against the Crown.
	If the Crown was based, but the Crown is currently not based.
	But hopefully, well, I'm not saying hopefully, but one of the outcomes to get them back in the Crown would be that they do a Granada and then we just restore order because, well, the communists in the Caribbean, please.
	Anyway, we'll end that there.
	If you want more from us, go to losias.com.
	Nah, they've left.
	If they go communist and all starved, then they should have thought about that.
	Just literally blockade the island.
	Yeah.
	Be like, where's your white supremacy now, huh?
	Anyway, I just love that there's no white people.
	There's no white politicians, but that piece of brick, the statue of Nelson, that's keeping a brother down!
	God, these people are pathetic.
	Seriously, the one ranting about the Jews, it's just like, what the fuck?
	How have these people got societal change?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Anyway.
	If you want more from us, Lotuses.com.
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	Get your access to all that stuff.
	Keeps the show running.
	Where do they find you?
	If you want more from me, Leo Kerr's YouTube channel.
	I'm on Twitter, Leo Kerr's.
	On Instagram, it's Scottish Comedian.
	And I'm doing a show.
	I perform all over, but I'm doing a solo show at Top Secret Comedy on the 6th of December.
	Here we are.
	Thank you and goodbye.

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