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The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters #122

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	Hello and welcome to the podcast of the Lotus Eaters for the 30th of April 2021.
	I am joined by Carl, 2020.
	Joe Biden moment there.
	Yeah, sorry, Joe Biden moment.
	Anyway, so today we're going to be talking about the BBC's race propaganda, the book of daddism and new teachings on how to date from the daddist prophet, and also some vaccine cringe, which I'm looking forward to because those songs are stuck in my head now.
	But anyway, before we get into it, the first thing I wanted to mention was thank you, Charlotte, for sending in this beautiful, I don't know what you call it, embroidered sewed?
	Yeah, some kind of embroidered Lotus East logo with a little lotus at the top.
	And it's very beautiful.
	I don't know whether you can see it very well.
	We're going to hang it up after the podcast.
	But yeah, it's amazing.
	Thank you.
	It's gorgeous.
	Yeah.
	I really like the lotus at the top as well.
	You see all the little stars and things.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	It's like a little galaxy sort of thing.
	But I'm going to just put it to the side to make sure I don't break it, hopefully.
	Yeah, we like the Charlottes.
	We do.
	Thank you, Charlotte.
	Anyway, so next thing I wanted to mention was just the amount of premium content we have on the site up there, so we've got loads of stuff.
	Go up and sign up.
	We have done an interview with Richard Tice of the Reform Party, formerly Brexit Party.
	That's all edited and should be going up soon with a bunch of clips.
	As well as David Curtin, Sebastian Gorka, Calvin Robinson.
	I knew there was another one.
	And then we've got the History Podcast with History Bro going up at some point in the near future, presumably next week at this point.
	But the point is we've got absolutely loads coming and it's really great and I'm really proud of the work we've done.
	So you want to sign up and get access to that and support us, of course, and help us grow.
	It's been a hell of a week.
	It's been great, actually.
	It's been good, because it's been productive.
	Anyway, let's get...
	No.
	So, the first thing I want to talk about was the BBC's race propaganda.
	So if anyone doesn't know, for some reason in the UK, if you want to buy a TV and watch live TV, you have to buy a TV license.
	And the TV license allows you to see things.
	But of course, it also funds the BBC.
	It is the direct funding for them.
	So the first thing I want to show here was just a tweet from me, which I put out, which I was scrolling through the iPlayer.
	I just noticed the amount of shows the BBC has in which they're just like, is X racist?
	So the first one here, something we covered, is the church racist?
	which is just some like documentary from panorama and then the next one is uni racist definitely yeah the next one Is Britain racist?
	Sure, why not?
	Yeah, I guess, sure.
	And then the next one, is football racist?
	Absolutely.
	And this is just because there's a limit on Twitter, you can only put four images, but there were loads of these.
	There was a show called Free Speech Live, and it was like, is Britain racist as well?
	Sure, why not?
	Just the BBC's daily is X racist.
	Yeah, I mean, literally every day, that's what they do with the money they take from people by force, is tell them they're racist.
	Thanks, BBC. Yeah.
	So I just wanted to mention, as I said, we covered the Is the Church Racist segment before.
	I love that screenshot.
	Just the guy kneeling in your face.
	Well, I am pretty unimpressed, to be honest.
	Yeah, it was really cringe.
	Go give that a watch, because it's a great segment.
	The left are finding that they can't use the term BAME anymore.
	Instead, I wanted to use a more humanising term of Yuckmugamers.
	But without further ado...
	I haven't watched the football one or the British one, but I did decide to watch the uni one yesterday, and my head hurt by the end of it.
	And so I've cut it off today, and we're just going to go through it today and take their reasonable concerns very seriously, because they're operating in very good faith that British universities are unbelievably racist.
	I just want to point out here with this first clip, which is just how much production and over-editing goes into this.
	This was like 37 minutes, something like that, long of a documentary, and It just struck me as how much effort and money was spent on this.
	So let's just play the first clip so you can get a sense of what I'm talking about.
	I'm about to find out.
	Are you saying that universities are institutionally racist?
	Yes.
	You're saying that they're racist?
	Yes.
	It's you both.
	It's like the over-dramatized music, like, is uni racist?
	Like, and it's constant throughout.
	I don't think I'll have much of a chance to show it, but there's loads of, like, weird transitions, and so over-edited it just comes off as strange.
	But how racist can it really be if non-white people keep getting degrees?
	Well, if this just keeps happening, it's like, well, we're really racist.
	It's just somehow they keep slipping by us.
	Well, it's also that people en masse keep coming to the UK for their degrees.
	Well, I guess so, yeah.
	Tell me why.
	So, that chap there, in case you're wondering, he's some college guy.
	Hang on now.
	So, are we suggesting this is actually some kind of 4D chess manoeuvre by the BBC? Yeah.
	To essentially tell foreigners, look, Britain is just racist.
	Every aspect of Britain is racist.
	Don't come.
	This is based Boris Johnson anti-immigration propaganda.
	Got it.
	The new chairman of the BBC is a conservative, so I don't know, maybe.
	This is 4G chess, but let's go through some of the arguments.
	That chap there, in case you were wondering, was someone from universities who's done some reports and, of course, came to the conclusion of everything.
	Racist universities let black people in.
	That's what...
	Racist universities do.
	Sorry.
	I didn't have much time for that.
	But anyway, let's go to the first.
	So there's a list of people they speak to and they give their examples of why their experience at university was that the university was racist.
	The first guy here is a guy who is suspected of being a drug dealer by campus security and believes he was treated unfairly.
	Let's play the first clip.
	Zach has agreed to meet me in Manchester to talk to me about what happened.
	There were three security guards and they approached me directly.
	Are you a student here?
	I said yes, is there a problem?
	There's just been a lot of drug dealing going on on campus at the moment.
	And I was just like, whoa.
	I just pulled out my ID and I showed the security guard that was talking to me.
	So I said, like, look, you can see my card very clearly here.
	That's me.
	That's my name.
	And they said, no, like, give us your card.
	Give us your card.
	Give us your card They were like, like, pin me up against the wall.
	They were like, give us your card, give us your card over and over again.
	Give us your card!
	Don't go back!
	I record this!
	Record this!
	I'm recording it!
	I'm a University of Manchester student!
	I'm recording it!
	They're trying to smash my card at me!
	You see, I take this!
	Racial pro-fighting!
	You and I did go for him!
	You came for me, brother!
	You came for me!
	Take my card!
	Read what it says!
	What is it saying?
	What's my name?
	Read it out loud!
	Read it out loud!
	Is that me?
	This guy...
	Oh, man!
	Oh, man!
	I was just trying to get home.
	My door was literally 10 metres from where the incident happened.
	Excuse me, sir.
	Excuse me, sir.
	You're not wearing a mask.
	It's just shock.
	I just couldn't believe it.
	I didn't know what to do.
	There's your wallet!
	You've got to pin me up against the wall!
	Anyway, so there's the accusation.
	He came to campus.
	The campus security are on the lookout for a drug dealer or drug dealers, and they asked him for his university card.
	In case you don't know, at least when I was at uni, you are required to carry your card on you.
	De facto, at my university, it was very lax, but du jour on the rules was you had to carry the card and you would have to show it to campus security when they asked for it because of exactly this kind of thing, if they want to deal with drug dealers and whatnot.
	So what did the campus security do wrong?
	Well, why was he dressed like a drug dealer for a start?
	Well, that's his decision, but when he's mistaken for a drug dealer...
	Wandering around at night with a hood up, why are you doing that?
	I don't know.
	I mean, it might be raining or something.
	It wasn't.
	Besides the point, there was nothing wrong there.
	Like, the campus security acted as they are allowed to and supposed to, which is, can you give us your card?
	He's being a bit obstructive.
	Okay, we're going to take the card because we're allowed to do that.
	Take the card, look at it.
	Oh, it's him.
	Okay, give him back.
	Why were you fighting with them at all?
	Yeah, you can sort off.
	So there's no racism there.
	Like, there's just none.
	I like the fact that he thinks that there's no, like, dodgy white students who are dressed like drug dealers wandering around, skulking around at night, and they'll be like, oh, no, he's white.
	Don't worry about it.
	So that's the thing.
	If they just said, there's the black guy, you might have an argument.
	But if they've been given a description of specific drug dealers or drug dealer, then there's the argument.
	So what happened with him?
	He contacts the university.
	And let's just play what they said.
	On Saturday, Zach found the email address for the uni's head of diversity.
	I had to go out onto the website whilst not having slept.
	It's still in a state of shock.
	Yeah.
	Emailed them about everything that had happened, attached all the videos.
	He actually called me straight away and said, like, look, this is really serious and I'm going to do everything I can in my power to try and escalate this to the necessary people.
	So the university student in question contacted the university.
	I think that was the head of diversity and inclusion, actually.
	You didn't get to see the clip because of the way it is.
	And he says he's going to deal with it.
	So what do you do in response?
	Well, he posted it on social media and then denied that he'd ever spoken to the university.
	I'm not joking.
	Let's play.
	But by Sunday, Zach hadn't heard back from the university and decided to let his friends post the video on social media.
	The video went viral, and the university posted a tweet saying they had spoken to Zach and had launched a full investigation.
	I hadn't even spoken to anyone.
	I'd just been informed that they were going to deal with the issue, and that's literally it.
	So you didn't know much about this investigation?
	I didn't know anything.
	I didn't know anything.
	So did you find out about it from Twitter?
	Yeah.
	From Twitter.
	Liar.
	I mean, just liar.
	You contacted the university.
	You just said.
	You called up the head of diversity and inclusion.
	They were in contact with you.
	He'd spoken to you.
	As the university said, they'd spoken to you.
	And then they were taking it up.
	They were going to, as they say in their tweet, launch a full investigation.
	The diversity officer is saying, I'm going to make sure this goes through.
	And then you're like, nah, they never spoke to me, I've never spoken to them.
	It's just like, right, okay, so I'm just not going to take your word for this.
	Like, you are not being serious.
	And the fact they left that in the edit, like, that's their section, that's the first complaint.
	The campers think I'm a drug dealer, I spoke to them, and then I didn't speak to them.
	I mean, it's just...
	I just can't get over how much the host of this needs a My Fair Lady moment where I need to teach her to speak.
	Yeah.
	Apologies for some of the accents.
	The BBC has laxed its opinion.
	The London accent is spreading is what is happening.
	Yeah.
	British.
	The original idea was to get more regional accents at the BBC, which I agree with, but maybe not the London.
	No, I don't agree with this.
	Cringe.
	I agree, but not the London one.
	That's for sure.
	No.
	No cringe regional accents.
	No cringe simple accents.
	Anyway, so then they say that, I don't know, we've got evidence that it definitely was racism because a security guard was asked about who he was stopping and he said that he matched the description and that's proof that it was definitely racist.
	Let's play.
	Two days later, a student approached another security guard on campus with her phone camera turned on and talked about the incident.
	I think that's really racist.
	What, to say that he looks similar?
	Yeah.
	What, how's that racist?
	He looks similar.
	Similar?
	Yeah.
	But on what grounds?
	As in, it matched the description.
	It matched the description?
	He was literally just standing outside his head.
	He literally matched the description.
	Would you like previously give him a description?
	Yeah.
	There's been a description.
	That's how descriptions work.
	You could have a, what if a white girl was a drug dealer?
	What if?
	Like you're not slamming white girls against the wall.
	She went into the description.
	White, white female drug dealers.
	When I saw that video, I wasn't surprised, and it kind of made sense as to why I was stopped, because it showed me that the security team had been given some sort of description to stop certain members of the university.
	Can't stop laughing.
	Description, yeah, description.
	What, of a guy?
	Yeah, of a guy.
	You look like that?
	Yeah, you look like that.
	Well, he's been given a certain description and he's been told to stop people.
	Yeah, exactly.
	That guy who we think is drug dealing and you happen to fit the description.
	It's so mind-numbingly stupid.
	Like, a child could figure this out.
	He's trying to gin up some controversy about, well, he had a description about a specific person.
	That's racism.
	As if you think the description should be the Swedish approach, which is like, hmm, there's a suspect.
	He's a person.
	And then nothing more.
	Like, no, they said there's a male.
	They presumably said the race of the individual.
	And then they're looking for that kind of guy.
	And he looks like the description.
	Presumably wearing, like, the hood.
	And that's why I said, why are you dressed like a drug dealer?
	And he's hunched over his hood over to hide his face like a drug dealer.
	But even then, not done anything wrong, in which case you just show the card and then it's over, blah, blah, blah.
	Or you can make a big scene out of it and go viral on Twitter.
	Which one would you prefer?
	And that's the one he went with.
	And it's just so obvious, like, from the sequence of events that they show that this was a nothing burger, and yet they leave it in the edit.
	I mean, that's what I can't get over.
	All the examples here we're going to go through, most of them are stupid.
	The next one, I actually have sympathy with, because it is wrong.
	But before we go on to that, I just want to make sure that you don't use American measurements in Britain.
	What?
	Nothing bogus.
	Nothing bogus.
	We measure things in feet and ounces.
	No, no.
	Stones and groats and things like this.
	I'm a child of the internet.
	I've been affected with Yankee culture.
	Anyway, so the next one.
	The next one, I do have sympathy thought, and it is an example of racism.
	And you'd think this would be the kind of thing they'd show all the time.
	So let's play this one.
	The year after I graduated, I was really shocked to see this horrible video of racism.
	From here went viral on social media.
	Oh, God.
	A black woman.
	Red, the black, red, the black.
	Red, the black, red, the white.
	Red, the black, red, the white.
	This black woman in her halls and in the corridor outside, there's people racially harassing her, shouting, we hate blacks and white people are the best.
	We hate black people.
	We hate black people.
	It's disgusting.
	Yeah, I mean, that's pretty horrible, but as I say, the reason I'm laughing is, in my mind, it's just like, the guys on the other side are all going to be black.
	Who was doing it then?
	They don't say.
	I just have no information.
	I mean, I would have thought that the university...
	I mean, you know, we hate black people.
	Okay, that seems like racism.
	Investigate and find out.
	And you would think those people would be expelled.
	This would be a national media scandal.
	Well, they did.
	So they say that the...
	We've got no proof that it's Josh.
	So they say in here that, you know, this is evidence of racism, and therefore, presumably, the racist university in question, I don't know, gave them honorary doctorates for this or something.
	No, of course they didn't.
	They suspended the students, as they should, in this case, because they're harassing this lady who lives in dorms.
	So let's play the next clip.
	The university suspended the students following an investigation, and one student pled guilty to racially aggravated harassment and was fined in court.
	If they're harassing them, therefore, they're out of the process, in which case...
	What's the problem?
	Proof of racism.
	They did thing wrong.
	They got punished for doing thing.
	What do you think should happen instead?
	Like they should be given honorary doctorates or something?
	I don't know what you mean.
	You're saying this proves that British universities are racist because they act against racial harassment.
	Yeah, this is a common misunderstanding with progressives, isn't it?
	When someone is punished for doing the thing that you're upset about, that doesn't mean they're endorsing the thing you're upset about.
	Simple as that.
	It's really weird.
	So then they interview a bunch of students, and there's some vox pops of their examples of racism.
	I clipped the best one, so let's play the best one.
	Being a person of colour at my university kind of meant that I was the only one.
	The boys who live next door went to touch my hair.
	First week...
	And a person said, Hey, Coloured Guy.
	Mmm, I bet they did.
	Look at the double thing, though.
	As a person of colour, I felt really harassed because someone said to me, Hey, Coloured Guy.
	I... Where is the brain?
	I mean, where is it?
	I don't really believe that story.
	I don't know if it's true or not.
	Hey, coloured guy!
	Who says that?
	But even then, it's just the fact that I'm a person of colour, but I don't like being called coloured guy.
	You call yourself person of colour.
	So what do you expect them to call you?
	Pathetic.
	But even then, I don't think they did.
	And the hair-touching thing, I don't believe it.
	Oh, can we touch it?
	Shut up.
	No, I'm willing to accept their word on it because I have no other evidence for the contrary, so we'll just take their word on that.
	But it's a pathetic argument.
	And the next one is equally as silly.
	This is a lady who complained about seeing a play.
	I'm not joking.
	Natasha is a medical student and complained about a play put on by students at Cardiff University.
	So the student decided to put on a play and she's like, that's the racism.
	So you must expect that this play is pretty spicy.
	Yeah, yeah.
	It is a little bit spicy.
	But as you'll see, the parts of it that are about race is that it's jokes about race, not jokes about, you know, promoting racism.
	It's not some lecture, you know, of a play in which it's like, hmm, yes, the three skulls or whatever, the three dots or whatever.
	Like, it's not that.
	It's they're making fun of racist opinions.
	It's not phrenology.
	Yeah.
	So let's play the spicy play.
	The main characters are parodies of lecturers and include a black lecturer who's played by a white actor wearing blackface.
	And in a photo from the show has a large black dildo hanging out of his pants.
	He's also portrayed as gay.
	In the play, the lecturers are going on a lad's holiday to Magaluf.
	In this scene, they're on a flight to Mallorca.
	At the beginning of the scene, the black lecturer is described as...
	Walking very gingerly, as if he was smuggling several bags of drugs and a butt plug.
	This is it.
	I finally have a chance to make a move.
	This whole long-haul flight to talk to that dark chocolate slab over there.
	It was almost like this weird, like, fetish-y, sort of like, how many things can we put into this character to just rip him apart?
	In the script, one character is described as...
	Really racist.
	And in one video shown purporting to be from the black lecturer's white adoptive parents, they say...
	We couldn't love him more if he was our genetic son.
	We just thank God every day that we managed to rescue him from the barbaric Hunger Games in South Africa.
	But it's so obvious that these students here, it's not like they're clan members.
	They're making fun of racism.
	I am surprised that they did that, though.
	Yeah, it is pretty out there.
	But it's the thing of, like, you can see that they're making fun of the whole subject.
	It's not they're endorsing the fact that you should make fun of black people or blah blah blah blah.
	They're making jokes about race, not jokes that agree with racism.
	Yeah, I mean...
	It must be because we deal with this stuff all day, every day.
	I'm sat there thinking, well, this was a mistake.
	I wouldn't have endorsed that at all, just because you know what's going to happen.
	You know it's a stupid play, but I mean, it's the thing of like...
	It's what students do, apparently.
	Students are edgy boys who like to do edgy jokes, and that's it.
	It's edgy jokes.
	And again, in response to this, if you were wondering, the lady there who was offended by this play decided to write an email to the university, she says, and then the university in response to this documentary says they never received that email.
	So, okay.
	However, they did decide to force all of the people who partook in the play to publish apologies, and then suspended them.
	Oh.
	Well, why did I bother apologising?
	You tell me.
	But it's so obviously comical.
	Like, it is not sincere.
	It is not some sincere endorsement of, like you say, phonology or something like that.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
	It's obviously comical.
	And then we'll get to the next link.
	So, okay, they've given you a bunch of random examples in which, like, this proves that British universities are racist.
	Let's go into the statistics, and the statistics will definitely prove that there is a widespread problem across all British universities that are just filled with complaints about racism.
	Let's play what the reality was.
	There are around two and a half million students in higher education in the UK. Just under half a million are students of colour.
	93 out of 140 universities have come back to me and given me the numbers for the five years between 2015 and 2019.
	The highest number of reported cases against students and staff over the five-year period were at Cardiff with 24, Nottingham Trent with 25 and Essex with 52.
	But 11 universities that replied to us said they had no complaints of racism against students and staff over the five years.
	When you look at those numbers, it feels really low, like there isn't a problem at all.
	But when I've been speaking to students, it sounds like there's a much bigger issue.
	Could it be that students are experiencing it but not complaining about it?
	And if so, why?
	It's amazing.
	When I look at the data, it seems really low.
	But when I talk to these very online Twitter students, they seem to be saturated in racism.
	And I just can't understand what the problem is.
	Honestly, that is hilarious.
	And again, this is why I can't get over how they leave this stuff in the final edit.
	What a self-own that was.
	Like, they leave it in.
	And so, I mean, just think of the numbers there.
	They've got 500,000, as they would say, BAME students or brown-skinned students, right?
	What was it?
	500,000.
	Was it Okma?
	Okma Gamers.
	There we go.
	Okma Gamers, yeah.
	The new Ink Sock.
	Yeah, exactly.
	We've got to make sure we use that.
	500,000 Yuckamugamers live in the UK as students, and over five years, they were able to get the number of cases of complaints, and it was in the tens.
	I mean, literally, like, 11 of them had zero complaints.
	So that's one in ten universities had zero complaints over five years.
	I mean, that's the data.
	It's rough for her.
	So she goes on to ask the European Human Rights Commission and interviews them.
	And they say, oh no, we've done some surveys.
	And in the surveys, 25% of students who are Yookma Gamers had experienced a racial harassment, which might be violence, racial slurs, or name-calling.
	I was like, right, okay, so name-calling that isn't racial slurs.
	So how do you determine this?
	I don't know, but whatever.
	They also say that...
	Wanker!
	Of those 25% who said they experienced this, 66% of them didn't complain.
	And then she's like, ha-ha, proof that they didn't want to complain about these issues.
	But again, go back to the things that we've heard so far.
	A guy alleging that he was searched for being a drug dealer, and this was in response to a description of people like him being a drug dealer.
	I mean, a suspect, presumably, of the same race, male, you know, so forth.
	And then we had the lady complaining about play.
	I mean, the only good one so far was the students who were shouting righteous chants in the hallway.
	And then they got convicted.
	I mean, one of them got convicted in court.
	The rest of them got suspended.
	And then we're going to go on to the best one, the best example they give, which is song lyrics.
	A man said some song lyrics.
	So this comes from an Oxford University student who was talking to a woke man, and the woke man quoted the song lyrics.
	Let's play this.
	Gracie is a first year history student at Christchurch College.
	She knew the man involved in the incident before she started at Oxford.
	I've just known him for a very long time.
	I used to host my friends on these Instagram lives and the boy asked to be on this live.
	He was talking very positively about the Black Lives Matter movement, talking very progressively.
	And I knew at this time that he was also going to Christchurch Oxford as well.
	Gracie and the man were with friends outside the Oxford Union listening to music.
	He's standing on a table dancing and he asked me to put on, I was on music, because I have the best music taste, hypnotized by Notorious B.I.G. And as soon as the Edward came up, I was standing in front of him and he looked me in the eye and he said, the word.
	Immediately I said, apologize.
	And he said, no, what are you going to do?
	Put me on your Instagram story.
	The man denies directing the word at Gracie.
	After a while, it must have been half an hour or something, the boy came back to me and said, you know, I'm remorseful for what I said.
	I'm remorseful.
	Seriously, I'm fair.
	Why couldn't she have narrated this documentary?
	Because it would have at least been tolerable to listen to then.
	But it's the thing of listening to someone with a poshest accent at the poshest university in British society.
	I mean, upper, upper class.
	Like, really up there.
	And she's complaining because some woke man who loves BLM had quoted song lyrics of a song she had put on.
	Of all the issues in the world the BBC could be dealing with...
	It just reminds me of the digital blackface one.
	This is digital blackface.
	You're the poshest people in the world.
	Shut up.
	I know, right?
	You're not being oppressed.
	The BBC aren't looking after the most worst stuff in society.
	They're usually going to the poshest place in the country.
	And it's like, yeah, well, you know, my problem is seriously unfair.
	I had to listen to song lyrics that I put on and this man had said it to me.
	But she didn't drop her T's, so that's important.
	Yeah, but I hate the accents tell you everything about where people are in British society.
	And she's up there.
	It's very useful, actually.
	So, one of the other things just to mention is that the man, the woke man in this example, has now been put before a disciplinary board for quoting song lyrics.
	and there's a clip from her later on that he didn't have time to clip in which she just says that she's very upset that he has the right of appeal against the disciplinary board if he thinks they get the right and wrong result she's like i don't have that right but he has that right and she's dressed like someone from the hunger games in this clip as well it's ridiculous so in case you're wondering about you know come on calum you're not being completely fair um there's got to be some you know good stuff in here that's that's serious and yeah there was one
	but uh let's go for the last one here of the very serious claims made by this documentary i've arranged to meet melanie to find out what happened when she complained to christ church music A student made a joke about the death of George Floyd on a Zoom call about college rep roles.
	I think the exact quote is in the Curious Incidents of George Floyd's death, which I found offensive because it was, for me, a clear comparison between Curious George and George Floyd.
	What?!
	What?!
	What are you talking about?
	A man used the words, in the Curious case of George Floyd's death, and you're like, that's a reference to Curious George.
	He's being a racist.
	Curious George is a monkey, therefore you're calling George Floyd a monkey.
	That's amazing logic.
	I love it.
	Just leaping and pounding forward.
	I think this is taken seriously by the BBC crew here.
	Oh, please tell us more.
	Please, this is awful.
	Again, she's at Oxford.
	One of the most privileged places in society.
	She's like, well, I heard someone describe the words curious in a sentence with George Floyd.
	So I think they're probably referencing curious George.
	No, not even going to waste my time with the rest of that documentary.
	And that's what BBC pushes out on a daily basis, as I showed you.
	I mean, there are four documentaries I just found just flicking through iPlayer about, you know, is X racist?
	And as we covered with the church one, it's so full of obvious nonsense.
	I just can't go over how that's what they do.
	That's Stop funding the BBC. It's not even that's what they do.
	That's what I have to pay for.
	Yeah.
	I have to pay for this.
	Stop it.
	Or else I get in trouble for not having my license.
	Defund the BBC. The Tories said they were going to decriminalize it.
	Get on with it.
	Let the BBC compete in the free market and let's see it go the way of the Oscars.
	Seriously, no one's paying for that trash.
	Absolute trash.
	Right, okay, so I figured we'd have another sermon from the book of Dadism about how modern dating sucks and what you can do about it.
	And the answer is not that much because it turns out that pretty much at this point everything is deeply degenerate and not worth the time.
	Where's this going?
	Exactly.
	Where's this going, right?
	These are just things...
	This, again, is another life warning, right?
	Now, I'm not saying that these are bad people, that they've done anything wrong or anything like that.
	What I'm saying is they've acted against their own best interests.
	And as a father, I would only ever advise my children in their best interest.
	And that might sometimes not be very nice.
	Sometimes it might be tough love.
	And if I think that that's what young people today need, then that's what you're going to get.
	So...
	Let's begin with OnlyFans.
	Ladies, don't.
	Don't ever.
	Don't ever.
	If you would go and star in a porn movie or be a prostitute, then do OnlyFans.
	If you wouldn't, don't even think about it.
	Because it's exactly the same morally to the men who want to date you and who you want to date.
	So this, just, you know, screenshots going around.
	But you see, I've seen these, like, floating around on various different platforms and various different groups.
	And so there must be something to them that resonate with the people who share them because they're shared so many times.
	And that's the only metric I've been using to see whether these are valid or not.
	But I think they are.
	And so, this first one.
	It's so wild when men publicly announced they would never date a girl who does OnlyFans.
	So, like, you don't want to date a girl who's attractive, sexually adventurous, business savvy, and will provide you with hundreds of high-quality nudes?
	Weird flex, but okay, you weak source control freak.
	Deal with it, prostitute, is the answer to that.
	Because yes, that's exactly it.
	You do not want a girl who literally sends pictures of her own arsehole to random men on the internet if they pay her enough money.
	That's not what you want.
	The whole point of this, and the reason that you're so upset about this, is because you can sit there and go, wouldn't each one of these things in isolation be nice?
	You want a girl who's attractive?
	Sure.
	Sure.
	Sexually adventurous?
	Sure.
	Business savvy?
	Sure.
	Provide you with hundreds of high-quality nudes?
	Yeah.
	Me, the husband, the partner, yeah, that is all nice.
	But that's not what you're doing, is it?
	That's absolutely not what you're doing.
	What you're doing is paying for your lifestyle, essentially burning up your social credit that nature imbues you with as a young woman for Presumably large amounts of money easily gained.
	However, you do sacrifice something important and that's the concept of exclusivity because that's really what men are looking for from a woman.
	They want all of these things, but just for themselves from just you.
	It's an exclusive relationship and that's how it should be.
	That's what men want and men do not generally want Just the woman that literally they can walk into a restaurant with and know that every single man in that restaurant has seen that woman's vagina.
	That's not very exclusive.
	And that's not really what they're after.
	Imagine walking in a restaurant with a girl you're dating and just guys come up and be like, oh great, I love your stuff.
	Love your only fans.
	Love your only fans.
	I'm going to sign up to the premium tier now.
	It'd be pretty weird.
	It'd be awful.
	Again, no exclusivity at all here.
	And the thing is, this is the most special aspect of the relationship.
	It's the fact that someone chose you, and you chose them, and you build a bond that's unique and something that can't be shared with someone else.
	And so, like, these copes from the OnlyFans prostitutes are just that, just a massive cope.
	And I love the cope from the cucks who date the women who are on OnlyFans as well, if we can go to the next one, John.
	I love this, right?
	Your girlfriend sends news, Lamau.
	I could buy some.
	Please do.
	You're funding our dates.
	Wow.
	So that's amazing.
	When I used to pick up my fiance from the strip club, guys would be saying they got a laptop and saw my woman.
	I'd say, yeah, ain't she great?
	Thanks for the rent, guys.
	Right?
	Two massive problems.
	Two massive, massive problems, right?
	Just because you, the cuck, is slightly higher on the ladder of respectability than the simp doesn't mean that you can brag about it because you sell a cuck, right?
	But secondly, why aren't you paying the bills?
	Losers.
	You absolute losers.
	She's not injured.
	Like, you shouldn't be leeching off a woman as a man.
	And again, a sermon from the Book of Dadism.
	You should be the breadwinner.
	Not in all cases, not in all times, but most of the time.
	In most cases.
	Don't suck up the money from your woman.
	There's a question of self-respect here.
	Saying, well, I'm slightly higher than the simps on the cuck-simp hierarchy is not good enough.
	It's just not good enough.
	It's weird, isn't it?
	I mean, I agree with you before we're getting to it on the fact that this is obviously the problem of exclusivity.
	Again, a cope.
	It's not like your lady friend here is having sex with other people or anything.
	They're just seeing her, but everyone knows that, yeah, those are comparable.
	I mean, those are definitely comparable.
	I mean, does this guy here, this guy saying, you know, isn't it wonderful that our dates are being funded by you guys?
	I mean, to other women, is this guy attractive?
	Is he respectable?
	I mean, this individual man.
	Hey, I can get this guy who's going to leech off my earning potential and then I'll take him out and pay for his dinners.
	That's hardly what something...
	Vicky, no.
	It just isn't.
	No.
	Do you want to date this guy?
	I mean...
	Hey, Matt Hicklin here is going to use your lap dance money for rent, Vicky.
	You're not up for that.
	No.
	No, not your...
	Right, okay.
	Well, Matt, there you've been told.
	God, what the fuck?
	Can I just imagine dating a girl and being like, yeah, I'm not going to work, you're going to do lap dances.
	That is a pimp.
	That is a pimp.
	That is a small business pimp.
	So yeah, they're effectively cucks and pimps at the same time.
	Which is deeply unimpressive, I would say.
	But again, it's about your own self-respect as a man.
	Sitting there going, ha ha, I'm using my girlfriend's prostitution money to get food?
	Oh, burn!
	I mean, you owned me, dude!
	I just, you know, pay for the house and the food and the rent and then take my wife and kids on holiday because I'm the earner in the family and not you, not my wife, you know?
	How ignoble!
	I'm just thinking in my mind, like, let's say there's a guy subscribing to this, you know, one of the guys who is subscribed to this guy, what is that, Tom, Zom, I don't think you say it, who is subscribing to her nudes, and then he's like, yeah, you're funding our dates, and he's like, yeah, that's lovely, I'm going to go home to my wife now, I'll see you later.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, so anyway, moving on.
	So...
	What happens is, at the end of all of this, is that obviously relationships have generally been broken down.
	And this is not good.
	Oh no, sorry, I've got the wrong clip.
	Sorry, I was a bit ahead of myself there.
	Right.
	So the problem for the sort of...
	The men in this, and sorry women to constantly be going on at you, but I'll be going on at men in a second as well, right?
	So the problem that the men have with women is that there seems to be a massive double standard in society that things are asked of of men, but not actually asked of of women.
	And when you say, well, you can't shame a woman for doing OnlyFans, yeah, I can.
	Watch me.
	The question is, can you stop me, right?
	But it's not only one way.
	But anyway, let's watch this clip.
	This is great.
	What's your type?
	I got the abs, nice skin, tall.
	Okay, okay.
	What about you?
	Man, I like me something real slim, you know what I'm saying?
	I like me something, nah, big bone, you know, real slim.
	No, that's body shaming.
	Tell me how you just said the same thing I did.
	So how is that body shaming?
	Respectfully.
	Because guys don't have feelings.
	Like, that's why I can't fuck with guys.
	I'm like body shaming all these girls.
	You gotta look nice for your girl.
	But you know what?
	Double standards.
	Jada Pickett.
	That's all I'm gonna say.
	Respectfully.
	Champagne.
	I mean, if this is what men in California have to deal with, I am not surprised that there is a massive problem with relationships at the moment.
	Can you imagine considering dating someone like that?
	I mean, they're not wrong, though.
	That's a widespread opinion, which is just, like, I want a man like this, this, this, and then you're like, yeah, I don't want someone who's, you know, obese.
	They're like, nah, stop body shaming.
	Yeah, I actually forgot to do it for the segment, but that reminds me that a while ago on, like, April Fool's or something, Tinder was going to put in a, you know, a height verification thing, and this triggered a lot of guys.
	We're like, what?
	How is that?
	You know, and then people are like, well, what about weight verification?
	That triggered a lot of women.
	And it's like, well...
	At least you can do something about your weight.
	Exactly, right?
	But that was the point.
	It was like, well, are you saying there are expectations on women?
	It's like, well, those guys have some reasonable expectations and they seem to be exactly the same expectations that the women have.
	Yep.
	So, you know, is that wrong?
	But anyway...
	Moving on, let's go to women's problems with young men, and this is totally legitimate.
	This is totally fair, right?
	So I saw this going around, and I think this is a good point.
	The dating pool for young women is literally porn addicts, sensitive guys who you have to perform constant emotional labor for, narcissistic if not sociopathic gym bros, emotionally distant manipulators, and performative woke men who still treat women like S. That's right.
	Who's to blame for this?
	It's not the conservatives, is it?
	It's not the conservatives who are just like, you know, man up, be a man, do the thing, get a job, work hard, be the breadwinner.
	They didn't create these people, right?
	They didn't create the porn addicts.
	They didn't create the emotional guys who think it's okay to cry.
	Performative woke men.
	Yeah, performative woke men.
	Not a conservative product, right?
	Maybe you could say gym bros and emotionally distant manipulators could be, possibly, but sure, maybe.
	But the point is, you're saying, well, where are the family men for the women?
	Where are the upwardly mobile, decently active, good-looking guys who are working in jobs and then want to settle down and have family?
	They've married already.
	They're married to other women, they're getting on with their lives, and they have no interest in the rest of it.
	But again, this is a problem for women.
	This isn't just like men are having problems with women who have got unrealistic expectations and have never been asked anything of themselves.
	This is a real problem.
	And I am genuinely sympathetic to it.
	And you can see why.
	If both sides have had all of these sort of Fables told to them that, oh, you don't need to do that.
	You'll find someone.
	You'll be fine on both sides.
	You don't need to do this.
	You don't do that.
	It's okay for men to just be addicted to porn or to cry all the time.
	What woman wants a guy like that?
	You know, Jordan Peterson says this all the time, you know, make yourself somewhat appealing.
	And this is something that young men need to think about it.
	So look, if you are a porn addict, or if you are like crying all the time, or if you're being performatively woke, Um, these are not things that women are looking for.
	This is not attractive to women.
	And therefore you have actually in the, in the sort of great game of dating have actually essentially, um, abandoned your own dating position.
	You know, any, anything that would have been, uh, envious and good to have had about you is being worn away by the constant permissiveness coming out of sort of left wing culture.
	It's like, no, no, no, you, you actually have to sit there and establish boundaries for yourself and other people and say, look, I'm not going to be a porn addict.
	I'm not going to cry all the time.
	I'm not going to do this, that, and the other.
	Because this is what makes you desirable.
	If you don't have these attributes, then you're not desirable.
	And so you're like, I can't find a woman.
	Well, I'm not surprised.
	Why would I be surprised?
	Who is surprised?
	And the same thing, of course, goes for women.
	And we'll go for a woman coping online.
	You and me, we don't got a long time.
	My ovaries are over me, but I'mma be just fine.
	My whole life I've dreaded getting knocked up and pregnant, but now that I've given a try, fertility, you and me, we don't got a long time.
	This is what happens.
	This is what happens when women are told, don't waste your youth having a family, finding a husband, and getting married and having kids.
	No, no, no.
	Commit to your career.
	You sit there and suddenly you're in the late 30s going, well, hang on a second.
	Now I would really like a child because my biological clock is ticking.
	A, there are no suitable men around because they're all degenerate kumas or they're already married or they're gay or whatever.
	And I just have to, like, make my songs going, you know, I'm okay with the fact that my fertility is over.
	It's like, are you?
	Because I don't think you'd make a song like this if you were okay with it.
	This seems like a massive cope.
	My mother's had three kids.
	She's not making songs like that.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Your mother's actually, you know, doing other things with her life.
	But that's the point.
	It's a massive cope, right?
	And I tell you what, if I became single tomorrow, I would literally not date a woman over 30.
	I don't care.
	Because I don't want to have to endure...
	Extremely rude.
	Why?
	What's rude about that?
	I mean, you've already had kids, though.
	Yeah, I've got three kids.
	Why would the fertility thing be an issue for you?
	I just don't want a woman whining about fertility.
	You don't want a woman whining about fertility.
	Yeah, but I mean, I'm not adverse to having an even bigger brood.
	Alright, I've got to shut up.
	What's wrong with that?
	It's awesome having kids, man.
	Anyway, so yeah, it could also get worse, right?
	And it can get worse because you could castrate yourself and pretend to be the other gender.
	Ugh.
	I knew you'd pull that face, right?
	So this is an article from 2017.
	There was another article I was looking for that was more recent, but I couldn't find it.
	And it was just like, why won't anyone date my transgender friend?
	That's a good question, isn't it?
	I'm super straight, mate.
	Yeah, most of the world is super straight, in fact.
	Which is why I could ban from TikTok.
	But the problem really is that the very concept of transgenderism is actually you saying there is an established pattern that men and women follow in order to find a mate.
	That's the purpose of gender roles.
	That's the purpose of all this kind of signaling, the sexual signaling to say, look, I'm healthy, I'm fertile, I'm open to the opportunity for a relationship.
	I have I have good attributes of my own.
	I have appealing qualities.
	You know, this is what womanliness and manliness is about.
	It's about showing that you are something desirable and that you are available, you know, to another partner.
	And so deliberately bunking that trend and deliberately like going outside of the boundaries of that and saying, actually, I'm going to smash the gender binary and I'll, you know, not be a woman or a man.
	It's like, okay, but women and men are actually looking for the opposite The opposite partner.
	If you want to, go for it.
	I'm very liberal.
	Absolutely.
	But you can't deny there's going to be a cost.
	There are going to be consequences.
	And we have the numbers from Bethany Grace Howe, who admits that she's transgender and single, and the odds are I'm going to die that way.
	She says, this might sound brutal and that people don't want to hear it, although there doesn't seem to be any statistics to show how many people as a whole are willing to date transgender people.
	Less than one half of LGBTQ people say they would be willing to do so.
	So that's like, what, 5% of the population?
	And then half of that, less than half of that, is prepared to date a trans person.
	So, not easy, right?
	I can't imagine non-LGBTQ people feeling differently, and that's being charitable, unless they're Liberal Democrats, but we'll get to that in a minute.
	People don't want to hear that, however.
	They say, I'm sure there's someone out there for you, and they say, you never know.
	They say, well, I don't, but I can figure it out, and I have.
	The reality is this.
	37% of LGBTQ couples in my home state of Oregon are married, and again, these are in progressive areas, right?
	If you were to go to a more socially conservative area, if you end up in Yorkshire or something, I imagine the number of people who've prepared to date or marry a trans person really does plummet, right?
	Yeah, in the Islamic Yorkshire Dales.
	Yeah, exactly.
	In Manchester.
	Anyway.
	My odds of getting married again at the age of 50 are 63%, so not exactly wonderful.
	13.2% of the American population is women aged 44 to 64, and most people are likely to have dated four people seriously before marriage.
	Less than half of LGBTQ people are willing to date transgenders.
	Given all that, my odds of finding a lifelong relationship are 0.4%, roughly 1 in 250.
	Or to put it another way, according to Forbes magazine, the average person has a better chance of marrying a millionaire, which is 1 in 215, than I have of marrying anyone.
	That's not good, is it?
	The actual numbers.
	Yeah, you did find it, John, in fact, if you want to get that article up.
	And this leads them to ending up having to write...
	An average woman has more chance of marrying a millionaire than a transgender person does of marrying anyone.
	Yes.
	That's the cost.
	That's the cost.
	There is a consequence to everything.
	If you scroll down a bit on this one, John.
	Yeah, so this was the article I was actually thinking of, but I couldn't find it.
	Why can't my famous gender non-conforming friend get laid?
	Not even get a relationship.
	Why won't anyone have sex with them?
	If you can scroll down and see a picture.
	There were pictures in this.
	They're not loading up, it looks like.
	Oh, there we go.
	There we go.
	Point proven.
	Should we have a nail on the head?
	Should we have a vote in chat?
	Yeah, chat.
	Give me a poll, right?
	So for the...
	I mean, I don't know, lady or gentleman on the left with blue lipstick.
	Let's get a...
	How many burgers out of 12...
	Let's do a system.
	Zero for none, one for the guy on the left, two for the person in the middle, and three for the person on the right.
	Let's see how the numbers come in.
	Why can't these people find partners?
	Oh, I don't know.
	I mean, what are they signaling?
	Like, what do they want?
	I have no idea.
	I mean, I guess the...
	The person on the right, I guess, is looking for a husband because they're dressed like a woman, right?
	That's the best guess I can make.
	The person in the middle, no idea.
	The person on the left, no idea.
	I mean, let's say I was single and I'm like, ooh, one of these people is a very good looking person.
	How do I approach them?
	You've put up a barrier.
	I don't know what you want.
	You know, you're signaling to me this bizarre, crazy, like, Clashing cacophony of colours and shapes.
	I'm just like, okay, I just don't know.
	I'm just going to go find someone who looks like a woman.
	So we have the chat in of the numbers.
	Most of them are zeros or negative numbers.
	Of the numbers that aren't that, number three seems to be winning.
	So we have the answer.
	See, wearing the dress, it got the best response.
	Like, even though, you know, it's a biologically male person.
	It's a person with stubble.
	But we at least know what they're aiming at, right?
	They've worn something that's womanly, okay?
	Maybe it doesn't fit the, you know, biology of the thing, but at least I know what they're trying to say.
	But the other two, what the hell do they want?
	I don't know.
	Do I think, all right, I'm going to pour my heart into this person and commit to a lifelong relationship with either of those two?
	No way!
	The guy on the left, he looks like the Joker.
	Yeah, the Joker and Harley Quinn there.
	And they're like, oh, we can't find love.
	Yeah, I'm not surprised.
	At all, in any way, shape or form.
	And that's just the way life is.
	Surely the response is just look at each other and decide if you fall in love.
	Exactly.
	Why don't you date each other?
	Well, that's an even better question that we're not going to answer now.
	But interestingly, as we said, this is something that the Liberal Democrats might want to email them about, because for some reason, YouGov did a poll about the self-reported fancies broken down by party support.
	And this was fascinating.
	Conservatives apparently want to have sex with a sports star.
	UKIP supporters want to have sex using a vibrator or dildo, which, I mean, is that even a difficult thing to achieve?
	I mean, there are a lot of women in UKIP, so maybe that's a little bit biased there.
	But, like, that's not an unattainable goal.
	You can get one off the internet.
	I mean, the Labour supporters are really obtainable.
	The Labour supporters are obvious virgins.
	I would like to have sex outdoors, sex with a stranger, sex with someone else's partner, oral sex, passionate kissing.
	This sounds like something I would have written when I was 15.
	Man, I'd love to kiss a girl one day.
	Yeah, exactly.
	This is exactly what it is.
	Wearing sexy outfits.
	Okay, 15-year-olds.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Okay, virgin.
	You know, the Labour incel demographic is surprising.
	But the Lib Dem supporters, I love the most.
	I think the Labour Party let you join at like 15 or something stupid.
	Doubtless.
	That would explain it.
	Doubtless.
	One day I'd like to hold a girl's hand.
	Labour supporters.
	No Labour.
	But the Liberal Democrat ones are my favorite, right?
	Because Liberal Democrats, if you've ever met Liberal Democrats, if you've ever encountered any, you'll know that they are very upper middle class, very white, and very isolated from other ethnicities.
	They live in places like Devon, or the Cotswolds, or Surrey, or something like that.
	You know, they don't live in like, you know, Croydon, right?
	Very privileged, educated white people.
	Absolutely.
	And I love that there are ones.
	I'd like to have sex with someone of a different ethnicity.
	Go on holiday.
	Go on holiday.
	You can literally, well, you can't now, but, you know, watching someone masturbate, bondage, filming self-having sex, sex with someone transgender.
	Fantasy as well.
	Not just something I do.
	Fantasy.
	Yeah.
	So basically, if you're a transgender person in the UK, join the Liberal Democrats and you might be able to find love.
	Actual daily advice for people who are transgender.
	Yeah, go on the Lib Dems.
	There we go.
	I suppose there's a bit of a wipe-out.
	The numbers were, you know, chances of getting a millionaire.
	I wonder what the chances are on the Lib Dems.
	Does it turn into like 1 over 2 or something?
	Maybe.
	I mean, who knows?
	John's like, I could provide for all of those but the last one.
	Yeah, but then you'd have to have sex with a Lib Dem spore.
	Don't worry, you can hold the hands of the Labour Party.
	So, thus endeth the sermon.
	Don't go out of your way to make yourself an unappealing prospect and it will be easier to find a partner.
	It's just it.
	It's finally that we have a book of dad that I've not really found any massive disagreements with.
	It's all about reality, that's why.
	Cold, hard reality, and you're going to die a virgin if you act like an idiot.
	Yeah.
	Anyway, let's go on to the vaccine cringe.
	Yes, let's go on to the vaccine cringe.
	Should we preface this?
	Yeah, we'll preface this with the fact that obviously drama and performing arts students have been terribly bored and insufferable during the lockdown, and they're thrilled that they'll be able to get out of the lockdown.
	Now, of course, because of the kind of people they are...
	They are very left-wing, and so we are in support of their ability to be left-wing, of course, and we have no particular doubts about the efficacy of the vaccine.
	I mean, it does actually seem to have worked.
	The numbers are down.
	The vaccines have been rolled out.
	In Britain, at least, it seems that the vaccine was effective.
	So...
	None of this is a question of whether the vaccine is effective, YouTube.
	This is all a question of the quality of their performing arts performances, incidentally, and whether this kind of cringe should be acceptable.
	Let's watch the first one.
	I'll put a mask on you if you defy.
	What have you misconstrued?
	Start complying.
	Over seven months, since the first case, now you wear your mask, or there'll be hell to pay.
	I'll put a mask on you if you defy!
	You can stop that one, John.
	No, no, no, come on, because we haven't got the time.
	I want to get through them all, because that's by far the worst as well, right?
	So, this one?
	Yeah, we may as well get straight for this one.
	Hey, everybody got a favor to ask.
	Shut the f*** up and put on your mask.
	I literally have a cough on his head.
	I just want to grab his cough in his face.
	Shut the f*** up and put on your mask.
	Look at their numbers.
	Look at our numbers.
	Shut the f*** up and put on your mask.
	And they want to throw God's wonderful breathing system out the door.
	Shut the f*** up and put a...
	If you say they're killing people, then you're dead, dead wrong.
	I really shouldn't even have to write this song.
	If you trust Trump, you can kiss my ass.
	It's shut the f*** up and put on your mask.
	Everybody!
	Shut the f*** up and put on your mask.
	Shut the f*** up and put on your mask.
	Save a human life with some idiopaths.
	Just shut the f*** up and put on your mask.
	Honestly, I just want everyone to die now.
	Honestly, I just want all of humanity to just lay down and end it.
	Holy crap.
	Oh, man.
	The people who have spent all their time being like, oh, look at this study.
	It proves that masks don't work.
	You know any of these people?
	You wasted your time.
	You could just play these songs on loop.
	I'm going to convince more people.
	I mean, a few people have died from COVID because of all the self-bloody...
	Anyway, let's go on to the next one.
	Please take this remedy.
	Make COVID a memory.
	And when it's time, get vaccinated.
	Please don't decline.
	Get your shot and we can get.
	Concerts and sports events.
	This summer could be so nice.
	Please just get your vaccine.
	We're so close to our dream.
	Put an end to this quarantine.
	Really want an indoor drive.
	Thank you, boy!
	Definitely no surprise.
	And time acts are spreading lies.
	Damn it, boy!
	The administration would like you to take this vaccine.
	Joe Biden told you last week.
	If you don't, you can't celebrate the 4th of July.
	With so much hesitation, we'll never get out of this mess.
	Screwing the nation, of course it's the Republicans.
	So resolve the Biden.
	Now thank God we've got Biden.
	And now, incidentally, the cases have declined.
	Vaccine's a miracle from science.
	With everyone's compliance, a shot at you will suffice.
	Please keep your vaccine.
	We're so close to our dream.
	Put an end to this quarantine.
	Guarantee that you'll be fine.
	These are safe.
	I wonder what you'd say to those people, those families who actually did die.
	I don't know, but I mean, I'm just thinking about, you know, how, again, like I said, all the people are anti these kind of things.
	I mean, just playing cringe songs promoting these things is the best propaganda, and I love how subversive that idea actually is, because you could endlessly post it, and what social media are going to do, ban you?
	I'm just advocating people do this, and it's like, well, you approve of that?
	I mean, this is prime anti-vaxxer propaganda, I'm not going to lie.
	But to be honest with you, if this was just on TV all day and they were like, look, we're going to play this constantly on the radio.
	I don't think you could hurt the cause of getting vaccinated.
	No, no, no.
	Use it as a threat.
	Look, we're going to continue playing this until you get your vaccine.
	So you just may as well just do it.
	I'd probably do it.
	Yeah, I would.
	Let's play the next one.
	Not wear the mask, not okay.
	I'm gonna go the other way.
	Live for last week.
	Oh, man.
	Wear your mask and wash your hands.
	Whether it's we're gonna or whether it's right, then we're staying alive, staying alive.
	Revenge of clothes, shaking your painful hands.
	This is cool, bro.
	Shine, shine, shine, shine.
	Staying alive, staying alive.
	Shine, shine.
	I just gave the creeps!
	The amount of effort that went into it.
	See, the agreement works just as Friday.
	I was like, they're touching the bottom.
	Yeah.
	With the stupid segment.
	I'm not having fun.
	I am, no!
	Let's go to the next one, then.
	I think we got the idea with this one.
	It's as bad as it looks.
	But, yeah, so this...
	Now, one thing that's important to note, right?
	They've all put very lot of effort into costumes.
	That's the point.
	That's what I was about to say.
	You can say this is complete cringe.
	This is on par with the Christian rap videos of the 80s and 90s.
	That's right.
	That's exactly what I was thinking of.
	But they were at least high quality.
	So all of these performing arts degree holders, they've been stuck inside for a year.
	They're like, well, I may as well just...
	Sing.
	That's so true, though.
	Like, the Jesus Christ is my...
	Like, that is higher quality and less cringe than this.
	Yes.
	But anyway, not all of them are of the same quality.
	Here's one that's not so good.
	I did not throw away my shot.
	I did not throw away my shot.
	Went to myturn.ca.gov.br ID and proof of income did not throw away my shot.
	I'm a teacher so I got my shot.
	If you're essential then go get your shot.
	If you live in this country check your eligibility and do not throw away your shot.
	Free speech was a mistake.
	Get rid of TikTok.
	I think, honestly, I think university entirely might be considered a mistake in the future.
	You know, these people have all paid a lot of money for the education in the game in this.
	But I think this is probably...
	I don't know.
	I've got lots of favorites in the cringe.
	I love the cringe.
	You know, we like the cringe.
	That's how I feel about it.
	All right, let's go for the...
	It's very much a you like the cringe.
	I like the cringe.
	Let's go for it.
	Dr.
	Fauci!
	Give us vaccines.
	Help all the people who have been quarantined.
	We'll wear our masks and we'll have to stay distant.
	We'll wash our hands and we'll be more resistant.
	Fauci!
	Yes?
	Promise us please.
	We'll have a cure that can fight off this disease.
	Restrictions we'll lift with some ease.
	Dr.
	Fauci, don't forget me I feel bad for that man We got a round of applause You didn't get a round of applause Thank you very much You know what's irritating about that one?
	That one's catchy.
	That's going to get stuck in my head.
	You say that, but you haven't heard this one.
	Let's watch.
	Hiya, Pfizer.
	Hi, Ben.
	You got any extra shots?
	Sure, Ben.
	Sleeves up.
	I'm a Pfizer girl in a COVID world.
	I'm the classic.
	I thought this was a parody.
	I thought this was a parody of people doing this.
	There's an argument.
	Got no contagion with my vaccinations.
	Come on Pfizer, let's go Pfizer With a fast time Come on Pfizer, let's go travel Only if essential Oh, we're having so much fun We'll have to do this again for my second shot!
	Oh, I love you, Ben.
	Gonna get your vaccine, Callum?
	I can't make the joke I want to make.
	Nope.
	We can't make any jokes, I'm afraid.
	But we can watch this very final...
	Online, this woman, I think, was essentially crowned the Queen of Cringe.
	She hit all of the right notes in every single way about everything that's the cringiest part of every left-wing narrative on the way the world is at the moment.
	Let's watch it.
	Look at this stuff.
	Isn't it neat?
	Competent leaders getting us back on our feet.
	The American Rescue Plan, it has almost everything.
	A year into this mess, recovery unfolds.
	How many wonders can one rescue plan hold?
	Reading it over, you'd think, really?
	No Republicans voted for this thing.
	It's got direct relief to American families.
	It's got a path to reopen our schools.
	Cost of childcare?
	Tax credits, baby.
	It's like they care.
	It's a big f***ing deal.
	But wait, there's more.
	Don't you want to be where the people are?
	Don't you want to go?
	Want to go out dancing?
	Having convos with those?
	What are they called again?
	Oh yeah!
	Friends!
	Some folks thought we could reopen bars, but good strategy is required to reopen safely.
	And now by May 1st we can all get the Vaccine.
	Then we can talk.
	Then we can hug our friends and our family and our loved ones.
	It's exciting to see a shift in ideology.
	A plan for our world.
	Red, wine, and blue.
	You know what this reminds me of?
	This reminds me of you know when the vaccine sorry the virus started blowing up and all the celebrities were locked at home and they all started doing their bits.
	That's exactly exactly the same thing.
	Exactly the same thing because they're going mad and they need attention and that's what these people are but I love this a plan for our world I found that last thing it's like literally like you know we are here to take over and it's like wow that's it's like sinister cringe Yeah, you can see the worship within all of these songs is weird.
	We've got a plan for the world and everything else.
	Oh god, the fascists have become cringe.
	I love it.
	Like the worship of some doctor on TV. Imagine that being in Nazi Germany.
	You know?
	Dr.
	Goebbels!
	It's like Nazi propaganda but total cringe.
	Oh man.
	God, that was awful.
	My cheeks are killing me now.
	I was really enjoying that.
	No, I wasn't.
	It was great.
	Alright, we're going to cut it there.
	Can I make my joke now that I want to make?
	Go on then.
	So if you didn't believe that vaccines cause autism, definitely they do not.
	That's not going on YouTube.
	No, but it's probably true.
	Let's go to the video comments.
	Behold, the omelette of destiny, destroyer of worlds, food of the gods.
	May the world smile upon you for having such a mighty bit.
	That's a very good looking omelette.
	But I'm going to have an omelette like that tomorrow myself.
	So I know you said we need a soundboard, because you know you've got your shame bell, you need like a key to approved thing now.
	What would I have for a key to approved?
	I don't know.
	Just rounds of applause.
	Yeah, I suppose.
	Let's go to the next one.
	Just to clarify yesterday's point, I agree with you.
	The system isn't set up to work for me.
	It shouldn't be set up to work for me.
	But right now, with the learning at home and learning via Zoom, it doesn't really seem to be properly working for much of anyone.
	So I was wondering, taking the premise that that continues, what do you think good viable options would be for parents who want their children to learn to the fullest of their potential?
	What do you think viable options are?
	So yeah.
	I don't know, what do we think viable options would be?
	Sending them back to school?
	My head still hurts from the cringe.
	Yeah, unfortunately my head is muddled from all the cringe.
	Like physical headache going on.
	I mean, no, but it's not even a headache.
	I can just hear, like, sections of the songs on repeat.
	So, like, the Barbie girl one, the Dr.
	Fauci one, and all that.
	It's like...
	Give us vaccines!
	Yeah!
	I just can't get it out of my head.
	It's awful.
	What was the question?
	Sorry.
	I don't know, but credit to the kid for doing that.
	I thought his performance was actually quite good, even if the song itself was horrific and cringe.
	The lady was saying that...
	Phoebe.
	Phoebe was saying that...
	Community-driven teaching, homeschooling.
	Zoom calls don't work, so how do you...
	Well, I don't think the kids should be kept out of schools.
	The coronavirus is just no danger to them at all.
	They should never have been sequestered.
	Sorry, Phoebe, I'm a mess.
	We'll try better next time.
	Good evening.
	Welcome back to my video comment imitations.
	Now, it's obvious that the left hates America.
	They say so openly.
	So why is it then that when you dare repeat what they themselves say, they tell you to shut up?
	Shut up, bigot!
	Well, that's what they say, but do they honestly believe that?
	Of course not, but they say it because they know it works, and that's terrifying.
	A, that's a great Tucker Carlson impression, and B, Tucker Carlson is right.
	The amount of effort you put into this stuff, mate, I love it.
	You're going to do impressions for everybody at this point.
	My fellow daddists, while I am loyal to our core tenants, I must admit that the keto dictatorship of our founder chaves against my neck.
	If a man cannot consume beer, sugar, or bread, is he truly free?
	That is why I propose a branching off.
	We shall take by Callum and follow his bread-loving ways.
	And we shall be known as Callumists.
	Alt-Daddism.
	Oh, and Callum, instead of taking from Keemstar and be like, let's go right to the news, I recommend why not do something like this one.
	Commence the news!
	Not only does it sound better, but it's also kind of more original.
	Then you won't have to deal with his crap if he ever starts to get offended.
	I also think we might have to recreate some kind of intro for the race report.
	But it's just for like, not just because the race report in itself is now done, but for like anything that's to do with race.
	Like whenever we're doing anything like that, that BBC propaganda.
	Just like, nah, we're the race report and that's our show for those kind of things.
	But anyway, what do you think about the heresy?
	I think it fundamentally misunderstands the purpose of dadism.
	Questioning, are we free?
	I don't think that's the problem we have at this point.
	We're literally unable to...
	Are we disciplined?
	That's the point.
	We're literally unable to draw any kind of boundary to say this is a man and this is a woman at this point.
	The question of freedom has been answered.
	Yeah, we're free.
	We're wildly free.
	But where are our standards?
	Exactly.
	Free to have no standards is no freedom at all.
	I will see you heretics on the battlefield.
	No, I agree.
	I agree with the standards.
	And we're going to have to do a thing about the standards.
	Draw the boundaries so you can signal to the opposite sex, I am a thing and I am desirable and you want this.
	And that's what the whole point of it is.
	You need the standards.
	Ian Smith did nothing wrong.
	Yes, he did.
	But we gave one good speech.
	Okay, this is heretical.
	This is absolutely disgusting.
	Oh, hey.
	What's up, guys?
	Transgender person.
	Didn't see you there.
	This is gross.
	I was just enjoying my after-workout snack.
	You know, it's funny.
	I feel like I keep hearing somewhere that you're not supposed to eat this, but I'm pretty sure whoever's been saying that doesn't look like this.
	Am I going to have to do a fucking calendar or something now?
	Look, sex sells.
	You've got to sell Ketoism by making an OnlyFans.
	I guess I will.
	I suppose you could pull a J-Reg as well.
	He made a video on OnlyFans.
	Well, he made an OnlyFans, and it's just a compilation of videos in which he shows off his body, and he's doing this, and he's like, did you know that porn degrades your brain by 37% by, you know, stuff like that?
	I will think about it.
	So today I wanted to ask a brief question about practical skills taught from a father to a son.
	My father was a scout leader and he taught me some very useful skills in bushcraft and survival.
	So my question to you is what practical skills did your father teach you that you think are very valuable and what practical skills would you pass on to your children that you think would be valuable to them?
	And this is an open question to anyone who wishes to respond.
	I mean, there's plenty of things your dad teaches you that you learn, and a lot of dads teach the same thing, right?
	I mean, there's a lot of things you've got to teach them how to do.
	But the one thing I remember from my dad that he's taught me that I'm very grateful for is how to use Excel properly.
	I know it sounds a bit niche, but very young, because he worked in pensions and finance, so he knew how to use it.
	And it was to a ridiculous degree.
	The amount of shortcuts you never think.
	I know it's a bit unique to me, but what about you?
	What's a unique thing that you do?
	Oh, well, I mean, essentially...
	Dadism isn't really an innovation of mine.
	It's really what my father passed down to me, the ethic of what my father passed down to me.
	And it's just about how to be a man, you know, what the right thing to do to be a man is.
	And I feel that his advice was very successful, because not only do I have a successful business, I have a wife, I have kids, I have everything that I want, you know?
	And so...
	Like, he couldn't have given me better advice.
	And the thing is, it was against my dad's, like, preferences that I essentially wasted my 20s.
	You know, it's because society is permissive and lax and like, oh, yeah, no, don't worry about it.
	It's, you know, no problem.
	Your dad didn't give you any sermons about the standards?
	Oh, yeah, loads of them.
	Loads of them.
	That's how I know all of this off my heart.
	You just didn't listen to the standards?
	No, because society was telling me that it was okay to not have standards.
	And so I didn't have standards.
	And that was wrong.
	And I don't approve of that.
	And so I want to help people now.
	So, no, no, have the standards.
	Again, we'll talk about what Ian Smith did wrong, which is nothing.
	There's a speech from Ian Smith, the president of Rhodesia, in which he talks about the need for students.
	And he's right.
	That particular speech has some very interesting points.
	Show me a speech that he's not right on.
	That's all I say, Callum.
	Let's go for the next video comment.
	Video number two will just be a quick quote from the Harvamal.
	It's from Stanza 84.
	No man should trust the words of a girl, nor anything a woman says.
	Women's hearts are moulded on wobbly wheels.
	Faithlessness is planted at their core.
	So...
	based?
	I mean...
	carrying on all the images of my future are gone I have to drink the water of life.
	All I see is darkness.
	You are my lion.
	Hang on a second.
	Isn't it wrong for the government to find us to our homes and shut down our businesses?
	You calling people racist means nothing at this point.
	BLM might be a racist organisation, don't you?
	You better to bear on the side of caution not mutilating the bodies of children.
	I just don't even know why we have to have this organisation.
	And if you're strong, then what use do you have for leftist ideology?
	Not much.
	Just where's the moral good in living in purely selfishness?
	Father!
	Father, the sleeper has awakened!
	Controversial, brave, stunning.
	LAUGHTER I mean, where's the lie?
	How am I wrong?
	You know?
	Man, I love our chat.
	I love it.
	These video covers the best thing I ever thought of.
	I just wanted to say Hugo's recent article on the problems in the Tigray region of Ethiopia was fantastic.
	And it's actually what got me to upgrade to gold.
	The content on the site is so excellent thus far that my only complaint is there's too much of it for me to read.
	Thanks a lot, guys.
	That's the best complaint I've ever heard.
	And I'd like more complaints like that, to be honest.
	There's too much amazing content, sorry.
	Yeah.
	Can't help it.
	I mean, it's actually a problem.
	But that's good, though, I think.
	Yeah, also, good job, Hugo, then.
	Oh, yeah.
	Hugo, you've got a very nice compliment.
	Hi guys, I was just thinking, how quaint does 2016 to 2017 seem?
	I read my fourth year persuasive essay about how feminism is no longer needed anymore and keep in mind I was 15 at the time so it was very poorly written.
	But, I mean, the arguments were like, by the way, guys, don't you know that you can be sexist to men?
	Like, this isn't a good thing we're doing here.
	Are we going to put men to the back of the bus so that they're not oppressing women?
	Those were the kind of things I was saying, and it's like bringing up BuzzFeed articles and all this, so I mean...
	Yeah, I mean, not really a question, but just how quaint that all seems now, compared to the things that have happened in the last year.
	But thanks, guys.
	Honestly, that's such a great point.
	I'll probably at some point do a video reacting to some of my old anti-feminism videos, because it...
	The world is just so different now, because back then there was still, like, the underlying assumption was that we wanted a liberal society, and so the underlying assumption is like, well, you're being sexist to men, as if they didn't know, you know?
	As if they cared.
	Yeah, as if they cared, as if they didn't know, as if we thought, oh, we'll just be able to explain to them, and they'll be like, oh god, good point, I didn't even realise.
	I don't want to do that.
	And, you know, they'd come back on side and not be lunatics.
	And it's like, no, that ship has very clearly sailed, and we're at the point now where it's literally revolutionary communist race warriors Running around, screaming we're going to burn everything down, as they burn everything down, and we're just like, right, okay, hmm.
	You know, it really reminds me of the Wake Up, it's 2006 meme as well.
	I don't know if you've seen that.
	It went viral on YouTube.
	It's just like Gary's mod.
	Oh, yeah.
	You know, Scatman in the background.
	Wake Up, it's 2006, and then it just burns out.
	But they've done loads of them for politics as well.
	Like, Wake Up, it's 2012, and Anita Sarkeesian has made a video.
	Oh, yeah.
	I love that meme.
	It's like the hit on the head meme.
	You know, someone made one of Sean Harris.
	What are you talking about?
	Oh, right.
	Like, you know, bread tube.
	What are you talking about?
	You know, let's go dunk on this Anita Sarkeesian video.
	I'm like, man, that was simpler times.
	Yeah.
	Hey guys, my name is Noah.
	I made the race report intro video for you guys a few days ago, but right now I have a suggestion for what I think you could do for the silver tier.
	So it's kind of like a tiered system based on what it is that you guys are offering, which is your ideas, right?
	So for bronze, you know, five pounds, you get access, okay?
	Carl's having a cookout.
	All keto.
	Man, I hear he's shooting anybody who brings hamburger buns.
	Based.
	Cool.
	For five pounds, you can peek over the fence and see how it goes.
	That's awesome.
	Silver.
	Community.
	For ten pounds, you get to go in.
	Hang out.
	Talk to all the people.
	Scope out the singles.
	Um...
	And then for the third tier, the gold tier, that's attention.
	You get to walk over to Carl and give your video comments.
	You get to hang out by the grill, maybe ask if he puts on a steak for you.
	Get it well done with whatever the keto version of ketchup is.
	So yeah.
	Now how do you do that effect?
	What do you make a mask?
	Yeah, okay.
	That's awesome.
	He's probably got a point.
	We probably need a Discord or something, don't we?
	Or like something, a forum or something like that.
	I'll speak to Kelly.
	It's going to have to be done at some point.
	Silver tier forums.
	Yeah.
	It's got to be the case, isn't it?
	Yeah, you were right.
	These video comments are a great idea.
	I know.
	I know.
	I can't believe other people don't do them because it's so good.
	Anyway, Henry Watkinson says, That kid, Zach, was the reason that I almost lost my place at university defending the security.
	That kid did not show the ID, hence he was pinned and had it taken from him by force.
	Now the security guard's being charged with racially aggravated assault.
	Bloody clown world.
	Oh, you were there?
	Oh, sure.
	Yeah.
	Chad says, I've been cautious as hell with dating and haven't dated in years, although I've been hit on a few times in the last year, or by higher earning women who know it for some reason.
	I'm concerned about the permeation of woke lunacy and being falsely accused out of spite down the line and having my life destroyed.
	I do think the false allegation thing is probably something you can avoid by just making sure you've chosen a woman of good character.
	It's actually not impossible to find a woman of good character, but just don't jump into bed with her right away and get more dadist advice.
	Unfortunately, guys, a large part of dadism is self-restraint.
	Self-restraint sucks.
	We know it's not fun, but don't shag her on the first date, even if she's up for it.
	And especially if she's up for it on the first date, that's not her.
	That's not the one.
	End of story.
	Go on.
	I have a friend who had this rule in which he'd walk into a nightclub and he used to get absolutely drunk to a ridiculous extent.
	And he used to just go up to girls and just, like, grab them and then, like, make out with them because everyone's drunk.
	And if they went back to make out with him, he'd push them away.
	So if they went in for it, he was like, nope, nope, not interested.
	Strumpet.
	Basically, follow the rules of John the Savage.
	He was right about dating.
	But yeah, this is the point.
	I think you can avoid these things.
	But the thing is, what you're looking out for is a woman who essentially annexes to herself a space, the boundaries.
	And she patrols these boundaries herself.
	That's the sort of woman that you're looking for, I think.
	I love how it's also the Bridget Jones advice, like third date or something.
	Yeah, something like that.
	But it's a woman who sets standards for herself and is not prepared to just accept anything.
	That's the kind of woman you're looking for.
	Again, good luck finding one.
	But I think the false allegations thing you can avoid by just looking at the character of the person.
	I think you can probably do that.
	The Civic Nationalist says, for the young men out there, go to the gym.
	That's right.
	Run five miles every day.
	That's right.
	And get a skill.
	Correct.
	Do not be fat, do not be weak, do not be unskilled.
	All true.
	Speaking as someone who's been with his girlfriend for two years, and I've done all this, I'm joining the army, going to get married, going to have family with her because I've done the F around, and I learned that I was lied to, and so I'm going to do what my grandparents did.
	Unfortunately, this is the reason they did it, right?
	It's because they did it to avoid all of the problems that young people dating have now.
	The reason that you can't get laid, the reason you can't get up front, or you probably can get laid, But even then, millennials aren't having sex anyway, are they?
	You know, so they're basically a bunch of, like, Ingsoc sterilized people who don't know what they're doing in their lives and are worried they're going to die alone because they probably are, thanks leftism.
	Yeah, just if you want success in this realm, unfortunately, it's tough and you have to set boundaries and abide by them and you have to make sure that you are something desirable.
	It's a lot of work, unfortunately, but it's worth it.
	Charlie says, Hey Carl, regarding bad dating, there's a TV show in Ireland called Pulling With My Parents.
	Young people that are having trouble with dating online give control of their dating apps to their parents.
	From this, the parents set up two blind dates and the person has to choose which one to continue with.
	Usually the parents will revamp the dating profile and make it more wholesome and will go out and talk to people to go out on a date with their kid.
	Every time the parent always finds the dates, it just shows how old-fashioned ways are more reliable.
	I haven't seen the show.
	I haven't seen the show, but it sounds like it works.
	Kelly says, loving the songs today.
	Callum's cringe face is a 50% of the reason that I'm here.
	We're not doing that again.
	It depends.
	The next thing that the performing arts leftists want to have a big campaign about on Twitter.
	On TikTok.
	Christian has got a long comment, but it looks like it'll be worth it.
	It is true that liberal progressive policies have demonized masculinity, producing the recent crop of absolutely substandard men.
	That's true.
	Women have done it to themselves through their own actions.
	They give away sex like a French prostitute at Mardi Gras in Rio during their 20s to men who, in response, do not see the value of commitment to marriage when they are getting it for free.
	So the current crop of men can get laid, then go play video games, delay adulthood, and live in their parents' basements until their 40s.
	In their 30s, women desperately look for a long-term partner that can provide security and emotional anchor They naturally desire.
	What they find is a desert of gamers, furries, and bronies, and then we get women lamenting their dying ovaries on YouTube.
	So just to pause there for a second, that's a great summary of what the problem is.
	That's exactly what the problem is.
	And it's not just one way.
	It's not just women going, oh, you know, life is bad for me.
	No, this is bad for the men.
	Because really, I think that a lot of these men actually do want someone to rely on them.
	You know, they want someone to rely on them.
	I think a lot of men find validation in that.
	And that doesn't happen if you have wasted your youth.
	You know, you need to work and build yourself up to be something that can be relied on.
	I must say, there's one thing missing from this, which is the fact that, you know, life isn't easy sometimes.
	So, I mean, if your husband dies, whatever.
	No, but if your husband dies or, you know, some stupid things happen or whatever, and then you're stuck in your 30s, like, there are deviants from the rule.
	I just want to make sure that's made possible.
	Yeah, but like we discussed the other day, there is no people outside of this.
	This is a general rule that we express before we even encounter a situation.
	I think it should be added.
	Yeah, sure.
	If something happens like that, where it's a tragedy, then no one's going to be like, well, you're a bad person being a single mother.
	That's obviously not the case, right?
	But that's not what we're talking about.
	We are specifically speaking to choices people make that are the bad choices.
	Because there's no point saying, well, you chose to be involved in a tragedy.
	You know, obviously no one does.
	You know, that's not the person we're talking about.
	But also, like, the other person in the relationship might choose to do something incredibly stupid.
	Yeah, absolutely.
	Absolutely.
	I mean, like, if you're with someone and they seem reliable for like 10 years and suddenly they go off the rails and do something crazy, that's not your fault.
	Right.
	But the question is not, how do I deal with the tragedy?
	The question is, how do I make good choices that give me a good outcome?
	And unfortunately, the choices you have to make are often about deferring gratitude.
	They're often about holding something back, about sacrificing something.
	But then what you're doing there is building up a structure, a thing that is worthy, and it becomes something valuable.
	And it's all about the choices you make to get there.
	And if you don't make those choices, and you give everything away for free, and you end up being the substandard women in your late 30s who are worried about their ovaries, or you're some sort of 40-year-old fedora-wearing virgin who's clutching his brony, leaking brony toy or whatever, and it's like a guardian.
	Like, this was the result, not of a tragedy, but of a series of bad life choices.
	Because no one around you told you you shouldn't make these life choices.
	And this is why I'm so grateful to my dad.
	What's less wholesome, bronies or furries?
	I think bronies.
	Furries, I think.
	Friendship is magic, Callum.
	No.
	No, it's not.
	No, it's not.
	No, it absolutely is.
	They have at least some moral good in being bronies, right?
	But, I mean, they're basically furries because they want to have sex with horses, so...
	No, the...
	So not only that, they're also cringe.
	But the furries...
	Furries just seem to be a fetish to me.
	Bronies are as well.
	Yeah, they are.
	I would agree that bronies, a part of it is being a fetish, but they also have some sort of, you know, ethic that binds a community.
	Don't get me wrong, it's out of desperation.
	I'm not saying it's good or wholesome, but I think it's a step above being a furry.
	I disagree.
	Well, that's because you're obviously a brony.
	What?
	I'm saying the bronies are worse.
	I mean a furry, sorry.
	Callum and his fursuits.
	No, they're both furries, that's the thing.
	They both want to have sex with animals.
	No, but the furries want to be the animals, don't they?
	What sort of the bronies?
	Well, Bernies, no, they just are shag animals.
	Okay, that's a valid point.
	That's a valid point in why the flurries are worse.
	And the bronies have at least a half-decent moral ethic.
	Friendship's nice.
	It's a good thing.
	To be friends with people.
	And My Little Pony actually did some anti-communist episodes that was based.
	Yeah, you told me about that.
	Let's move on, because I don't want to end something this unwholesome.
	We'll do a premium podcast.
	Anyway, historically, women have moderated the sexual mores of society.
	Women balance the consequences of sex, pregnancy and child-wearing, with demands for commitment, marriage, before giving it away.
	Men responded by doing the responsible things to attract a long-term partner.
	That model worked for centuries, not just centuries, for literally thousands and thousands of years.
	And people are happier.
	Women can change the current dynamic by being more traditional and demanding more from men when dating.
	In response, men will get their act together when they see traditionally masculine men getting their attention.
	But men should probably get their act together anyway, even though you are right on the grand social level.
	That it fundamentally, I think, relies on women to demand more of men because ultimately men, if women demand nothing of men, you get exactly what's happening now.
	It's men working minimum wage so they can afford their Xboxes and their beers so they can sit around in the evenings and the weekends playing games with the bros.
	Don't get me wrong, I did it all through my 20s.
	The meme, men really live like this, don't see the problem.
	Exactly.
	And men don't see the problem because men are very action-oriented and like, it's like, well, I don't care.
	You know, it's the women that decorates the home.
	And this is how I spent my twenties.
	You know, my twenties and early thirties, I was exactly that guy, like just, you know, working the minimum amount just to get enough so I could get drunk or high and then play video games.
	And it was awesome.
	And I loved every second of it, but it's not wholesome.
	Henry Ashman, on the OnlyFans thing, would you rather have a nice private bathroom in your house to do your business in, or have to use public loos and a dodgy tube station?
	Publicly available doesn't mean it's great.
	If anything, it means it's definitely worse.
	Well, that's a very good put-down.
	Yeah.
	Publicly available.
	Yeah, I mean, but that's the thing, you know, the only things that are good are the things that are private.
	The things that are public are always of a lower quality.
	There's just no question of it.
	Inclusivity is not a strength.
	No, it's not.
	Tyler Williamson says, I was seeing a girl for a while and she asked me, would you date a girl with an OnlyFans?
	And I just laughed at her.
	She then ghosted me and made an OnlyFans two days later and started advertising on her social media.
	Well, there we go.
	You should have...
	Well, you touched the bullet, mate.
	Well, no, but the thing is, you should have asserted yourself.
	Would you date a girl with an OnlyFans?
	You'd be like, no, I would definitely not date a girl with an OnlyFans.
	And in fact, just asking me that question is a bit suspect.
	Alex Bradbury says, the student who was complaining about the Curious Incident clearly missed the fact that it was in relation to the Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night.
	Yes, a big book when it was published.
	Or not even just that, it's kind of an older English phrase, the curious example of...
	Yeah, you can imagine someone from Oxford, remember?
	Very posh people being like, it's very curious, isn't it?
	Yeah, or some sort of, you know, like, explorer going through the Congo.
	I found this curious tribe of, you know, whatever.
	But nah, it's racism.
	Yeah, it's now racism.
	Michael Waters, you can have all the fun you wish, Carl, but your little show and tell here has turned me into a supervillain.
	I'm destroying the world, it's your fault.
	Hey man, it's not my fault.
	I didn't make those videos, I didn't put them on the internet, and I didn't make sure that everyone got to see them.
	I just curated them for you.
	That's it.
	This was all there in potential already.
	Harry says, alright, in response to those cringe songs, I'd like to say with my Asperger's syndrome that I really cannot wear a mask.
	They always use an appeal to emotion, but they never take into account why someone like me could not wear it.
	The reason why I don't like it is that anyone wearing a mask does not look human or trustworthy to me, to the point where I cannot recognise my own family.
	They're just faceless things.
	I completely agree with you on the point of wearing a mask because it's dehumanizing.
	But in their defense, they could turn around and say the same thing that we say about the general advice for people.
	Like, in your sort of unusual case, then they'd probably agree that, yes, well, obviously in your case you don't need to.
	But the average person who doesn't have Asperger's, you know, can wear a mask, blah, blah, blah.
	They'd make the same argument.
	And so I feel that I should, in defense, make that argument for them.
	Capstasher says, if you guys remember my comment from ages ago where I said my girlfriend hated the podcast, I have an update for you.
	I watched the podcast in the same room with her a lot.
	Hi, Capstasher's girlfriend.
	And she often asks me to pause it so she can reply to what you guys are saying.
	It got to a point where if I put my headphones on to listen to it, she says, oh no, don't put your headphones on.
	I want to listen to it.
	I like it.
	Slowly, slowly, the red pill is digested.
	Keep up the good work, lads.
	Yay.
	That's good.
	I'm glad she's I'm glad she's yeah I'm glad she's listening do a couple more yeah Which one are we going for?
	Henry Ashman?
	Yeah, okay.
	I draw a line at the Little Mermaid one.
	Poor Howard Ashman, no relation, must be spinning in his grave at the buttering of that song.
	Also, why does the Dr.
	Fauci guy need to put a mask over his nose?
	Judging by his singing voice, his nostrils are completely airtight.
	Ooh!
	That little guy, he did a great job, I thought, you It's still going around in my head.
	Because that's the thing.
	With him, it seems clearly that he's a bit innocent and all of that.
	He's just made a song, someone's requested it.
	He's tried his best.
	I mean, it's not great.
	I thought he pulled it off well, actually.
	He pulled it off much better than the rest of them.
	The rest of them, you can see that they clearly are adults, should know better.
	Like, proper adults.
	Have overproduced it.
	Have probably made things like this in the past and also know it's cringe.
	And just carried on.
	Just bludgeonly went through when they really should have known of.
	Yeah.
	Anyway.
	No, no, I agree.
	Do you have one more in the moment?
	I don't know.
	I thought we did, but I think I've gone through a bunch of them.
	I can't remember which ones I skipped.
	Perfect system.
	Maybe we should just play that Fauci song again.
	No, no.
	Okay, right.
	We will see you.
	Actually, announcements.
	So you're going on holiday.
	Yeah, so I'll be on holiday for two weeks because we've been working solidly for six months and it's been stressful.
	And my wife's been stressed that way as well, so I've got two weeks off.
	But I will pop in and do the occasional premium podcast and history podcast and things like that.
	I just won't be doing the regular podcast, so there'll be a substitute for me.
	But in two weeks' time, I'll be back.
	So it won't be that long.
	Anyway, otherwise we'll be running the show.
	Yes.
	I am the captain now, literally.
	Anyway, so go over to LotusEars.com.
	We've got loads of content coming up.
	We've got loads of those interviews as we mentioned.
	We've got Richard Teich, which should be up soon.
	We have Calvin Robinson.
	We've got David Curtin.
	Sebastian Gorka.
	Sebastian Gorka.
	The Sebastian Gorgon one was really interesting.
	It was great, because he's got a PhD in philosophy, I can actually address the questions at the root of the thing.
	And my favourite question that I asked him was, why is there such a dearth of conservative theorists?
	And he was like, that's the question.
	That is the question.
	Because the left have got them in spades.
	Yeah, they're falling out of each other's pockets on the left, and it's insufferable.
	But for some reason, conservatives don't tend to think they do.
	But anyway, that's an answer you'll have to wait for.
	Yeah, otherwise, we will be back Monday, 1pm.
	If you want content over the weekend, we should have contemplations over on the Lotus Eaters YouTube channel and on site.
	Please enjoy, so we'll see you around.

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