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April 10, 2026 - Louder with Crowder
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Trump Nukes Former 'Allies' on Truth: What Happens Next?

Louder with Crowder host Ben Shapiro dedicates this Friday episode to Rumble Premium subscribers, debating voting rights for criminals and minors while discussing JD Vance's upcoming Iran peace talks in Pakistan. The segment critiques Green Party candidate Kate Nevins on Scottish prison reform, noting the party's 6% polling versus the SNP's 94%, before shifting to India's controversial plan to deploy snakes along its 528-mile border with Bangladesh despite annual snakebite deaths. Ultimately, the show argues that unchecked immigration and flawed policy proposals threaten national security and constitutional order. [Automatically generated summary]

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Lebanon Prison Controversy 00:08:00
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Glad to be with you.
It is Friday, which means if you're watching this, you have like five minutes just so you, but this is a love letter to Mug Club OG Rumble Premium.
You get the entire Friday.
A lot of people don't know that we have a whole Friday show, and we are live.
We're going to be talking about President Trump's truth, social carpet bomb, I guess.
Nuke.
We're going to be talking about India because that's always gross.
And then we'll be talking about voting rights and what a representative republic means.
We've been talking about it this week, but we just never got to it because there was so much.
Damn news.
Here's just kind of the short end of it.
Not everyone should have the privilege of voting, to be clear.
It's historically not been a universal right, and certainly not to criminals, certainly not to minors, certainly not to people who contribute nothing and take their entire lives.
For some reason, we've allowed this to become a controversial issue now.
It's not.
It never has been.
What you perceive voting to be is not what voting is meant to be, certainly in a constitutional republic.
Captain Morgan, CEO, how are you?
I'm doing fine.
How are you?
I'm okay.
I just wanted to keep you on your toes.
Okay.
I was ready.
What's this going on?
Oh, something on CNN right now.
Iran peace talks, set for tomorrow in Pakistan.
JD Vance is on his way there now.
Yeah, I don't trust the Pakistanis.
Why not?
I just don't like them.
Oh, that's why.
Okay, got it.
Yeah.
It's just funny.
It's like the Indians and the Pakistanis can't stand it because there's no one left to despise.
Like, you are bad.
No, you are bad.
No, you are.
Okay, you're more bad.
Okay.
They do their silly border dance with the fans.
Have you seen that?
Oh, dude, it's freaking hilarious.
We can border dance if we want to.
We can leave our nukes behind.
They have nuclear weapons.
How did that happen?
We have many snakes and we die by trains and you're no friend of mine.
They're natural.
We'll get to that.
Natural predator is trains and snakes.
It's true.
In India, In 2026.
Yes.
And you know him, you love him, you hear this when he's on.
That's what you hear.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was, well, incubated in his testicles, popscrotter.
I knew it was going to get vulgar.
It was like, no, it's not.
That's medical nomenclature.
It's medical.
He was the best swimmer.
Yes, I was.
JD says Lebanon.
Does he say Pakistan to like Barack Obama?
He does say Lebanon.
Well, how do you say it?
Lebanon or Lebanon?
How do they say it?
I don't care.
I don't either.
I'm just curious.
They say Dr. America.
Oh, that's different.
Well, that's the Hezbollah people.
Not so much the Lebanese people.
The Lebanese people themselves would probably like to return to not being a cesspool.
And also, by the way, you should mention.
Shoutout.
Shoutout.us.
Explain to people what it is.
It's a place where people can go and get shoutouts and encouraging messages from conservative people like you soon.
It's like Cameo, but without the communism.
So a lot of your conservative creators are.
Without the transgenders.
Oh, that's right.
That's right.
No, we're fine.
He didn't say it.
He said, by the way, why is your hat on backwards, Toolman?
What are you in?
The Burger King Kids Club?
Put my headphones on and I realized it was backwards.
Like White House Party.
You didn't even realize it.
All you have to do is take your headphones off to turn it around, though.
All right, I'll do it during the sketch.
Who wants to bet he spent time pulling out that little tough?
That's a cool way.
I literally did.
Is it here?
Ah, there we go.
He consulted his son.
Joey, what do you think?
You like the tough with the tough?
No tough?
He said, I don't think any of this is good.
I waste my time.
Thanks.
Go with the tough, Dad.
It's a compliment.
It's a compliment, yeah.
Whatever.
All right.
First thing because it's Friday, it's fun.
I want you to meet Kate Nevins, a Green Party candidate for the Scottish.
Parliament and also Moonlights as Shirley Temple turned abomination.
So I would want to see the people in Scotland.
Prisons are not safe, they're violent, they're really poor for people's health and wellbeing, particularly if you're a woman, and they fail to support rehabilitation.
So actually, they don't make those of us who are not breaking the law safer either.
They do.
Because people are rehabilitated, they do reoffend.
So we would definitely.
That's a criminal.
That's an ultimate goal for the Greens, is to not have the prison system as it is right now.
In the meantime, we would massively want to reduce the number of people we are sending to prison.
So, for all this, and make sure that.
Just pause really quickly.
Just, you know, why?
People just make these statements.
By the way, I was just going through and I'm like, this doesn't Scotland.
Turns out Scotland has the highest rate of homicide in the UK.
We just want to send less people to prisons.
Why?
What if they killed somebody?
What if they raped somebody?
Why is it a virtue?
Just like, well, you know, we don't have to send them to prison.
So kill them?
Like, what's the, what do you want to, why is that?
We just, we just allow these things to go, well, everyone has a right to vote.
No, no, they don't.
They don't.
They don't.
It's just stupid.
Women can do anything men can do.
They can't.
Yeah.
They cannot.
They've fallen a long way since Williams.
It's wrong to send someone to prison.
I think it's great, depending on the context.
How about the guillotine?
How do you feel about that?
Fine with that.
The stocks?
Let's just continue listening to the silliness.
In the community, as Oliver had mentioned, so community justice processes where people can have electronic tagging, be doing unpaid or low paid work in the community, and actually tackling the traumas and inequalities and those root causes.
Okay.
So now I will tell you this I didn't like the initial statements, but if I'd have known that it led to slavery, I would have given her a little more leeway.
Hollywood is, by the way, already anticipating the policy change with a couple big productions set to release.
They have the film rights next year, like Robert the Slave.
That's one they're going to be.
And Mary, Queen of Slaves.
That's another that's very popular with the, and the most anticipated one of them all, The Last Slave of Scotland.
Yeah, he's got.
I don't like his crooked eye.
He's not.
Send a candidate.
That's the only way I can tell him apart from Lawrence Fishburne.
I love how you got a fat bastard to do that.
This is what happens.
The left, they just say something's bad.
They never answer as to why.
And then they come up with a solution that is invariably worse.
Let's just make them slaves.
All right, nothing like returning back to your roots, I guess.
But putting a murderer back on the streets and saying, yes, but he's tagged.
Okay.
Yeah.
Like, give him a pokey stick and let him clean up next to the highway.
Yeah.
Like he's a Mako shark?
Yeah, exactly.
Like you're going to be tracking him.
Give him a hatchet, you know, to cut down some of the foliage.
We've been trained to track his mating patterns.
Turns out he does it a lot.
With strangers, that's not nearly consensual.
That's why he rears the kilt.
Yeah.
I think we've made a horrible mistake.
So I released an ex murderer.
Snake Bite Crisis 00:05:54
Got it.
Nice.
Could use explosive necklaces.
That would work.
I think there's a movie about that.
We're all wrong.
By the way, looks though like the Greens are actually heavy, heavy underdogs ahead of the election.
According to Calci, they're at 6%.
The Scottish National Party is at 94%.
Labour is at 7%.
I'd say that's a lot.
Maybe that's why they came up with this look, we need something.
That we call a game change.
Look, hear me out.
We'll let all the rapists go free.
Maybe they won't rape if they're free.
Maybe.
But they were free.
No, no, no.
How does that work?
Would you trade all the days of rape many years from now?
You knew it was coming.
Comfortable in your own bed with nine sick slaves.
Oh, Scotland.
It's a silly place.
It is a silly place.
Let's go to another country that is silly.
And I know people say, well, what do you mean by that?
That's a generalization.
I mean, an unserious country.
Does that help?
It's time for Eye on India.
India.
Now, it's always an answer.
India's border security force, which, as the words leave my mouth, I still don't believe is a thing.
They are trying to keep out all the Bangladeshis because, as everyone knows, they're the problem.
Wait, India's keeping people out?
I'm amazed that someone's trying to get in.
Did someone like spread a rumor?
There's gold cities in India and you have to go.
So, India's border security force in trying to keep more Bangladeshis out.
I know what you're thinking like border wall, having some kind of digital ID.
Drones.
No.
Deadly animals here.
The border security force in India is considering the feasibility of using reptiles along the Bangladesh border to prevent infiltration and criminal activities.
Reptiles such as snakes, swimming, and riverine stretches are being considered.
It's 2026 there too.
This comes in line with Home Minister Amit Shah's directions.
I want to be a cowboy, baby.
The directions have come to explore the possibility of it.
Wow.
How much you want to bet?
Nary an ecological survey conducted.
No.
It was a feasibility study.
They did not.
They did not.
In no way did they study how this would affect the natural habitat, the native population.
Like, just put snake.
There's lots of snake.
The world collapses in 20 years.
That's where it all starts.
And all the snakes were escaping.
They wanted out of India.
528 miles of the over 2,500 mile border with Bangladesh cannot be fenced off due to swampy terrain.
So, their problem is over 3,500 illegals from Bangladesh were apprehended.
So, they needed to come up with a solution.
Now, here's the thing.
Some of the trains on the border.
I will say this.
I give credit where we always do that on this show.
We also provide all the references.
11 a.m. weekdays.
We stream.
If you're watching a clip, 11 a.m. tune in live.
There is something to be said for resourcefulness.
Yes.
India is using what they have.
Yes.
I shouldn't say this with a smile, but it's just, it's so foreign to us.
Do you know that in India, 50,000 Indians are killed by snake bites annually?
That's half of the global total.
By the way, the number actually ranges from like 50,000 to 500,000.
So, I'm using the very, very low end.
They seem to be a little sloppy with actually confirming.
They're like, put that one in the maybe.
I don't know.
But there are two marks.
I don't know.
Could have been ice pick two times.
Half of the global total of people killed by snake bites in India.
The other half, mostly in churches in West Virginia.
Not what you were thinking.
That's too big to handle.
Don't do that one.
And here's the thing, too.
Look, the reason that so many Indians die from snake bites is people talk about taking care of their countrymen.
India doesn't, they don't have access to basic anti venin, to be clear.
They don't have great, and they still keep sending workers out into fields where they know that there are snakes with no hope of actually helping them.
That's just, that's how they operate in India.
That's also why they have more cats.
And by the way, most of these deaths.
Worldwide, but including India, are from the big four.
There's the Indian cobra, the Saw Scaled Viper, the Common Crate, which I know just sounds benign, but it's not.
I know, right?
The Russell's Viper.
Kind of got screwed with that name.
Also, by the way, fast fact, kind of fun.
The King Cobra is not a true cobra.
It's a different genus.
Also, little known fact, the oboe is not what actually sedates them and keeps them at bay.
It's the smell.
What's that?
So 50,000 snakes.
So I'm like, you know what?
Putting them on the border?
Okay.
I get it.
You can't fence off the swamp.
They spent a billion dollars.
Let's just put in some more snakes from 2015 to 2024.
They were
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