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Fine Fine Season
00:03:35
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| Okay, here we go. | |
| Your mother's a hope. | |
| Stick me at the end of the mall. | |
| Next to Mrs. Pretzel. | |
| All the fat people are like, oh, Father McKatie, come on over here. | |
| Have a seat on old Saint Nick. | |
| Come on. | |
| Come on, Nick. | |
| Don't be such a tight. | |
| You're such a tiny person. | |
| Fine, fine, fine. | |
| Fine season. | |
| All right. | |
| Oh, I'll go in. | |
| I told you, did I not call it? | |
| He's a fat. | |
| Oh, come on. | |
| He is. | |
| He is. | |
| You forgot your candy game. | |
| Bring that to the guys in the rectory. | |
| I love it. | |
| Ho, ho, ho. | |
| Your mother's a hope. | |
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| Good morning. | |
| It's not nice of Santa to do that. | |
| It just isn't. | |
| You know? | |
| I think he's a pretty cool guy. | |
| He's a prick. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You know, he shouldn't be. | |
| He should be nice. | |
| It's his time of year. | |
| Like, this is like his Super Bowl month, you know? | |
| And so maybe step up and perform and, you know, be nice and jolly. | |
| Jolly is in the description. | |
| Jolly old Saint Nick. | |
| That was not jolly. | |
| Ridiculous. | |
| I can't be jolly all the time. | |
| I hated the elf, too. | |
| It's naughty or nice. | |
| Good Friday morning. | |
| Stephen has jaundice. | |
| We're looking into it. | |
| I have no idea what's going to happen with that. | |
| January 6th, Pipe Bomber. | |
| Apparently, a white man did it. | |
| We'll get into that in just a second. | |
| And also some reactions to the big interview yesterday with Nick Fuentez. | |
| And a little bit of good, a little bit of bad. | |
| We'll address both. | |
| But before we do that, we have in my chair with the unfortunate camera that I have to deal with all the time. | |
| Lane the Brain, how are you, sir? | |
| Good. | |
| I wouldn't have said a little bit or bad, a little bit. | |
| I would say mostly good with some ridiculous reaction on that. | |
| No, that's very fair. | |
| I just, I didn't want to give it away. | |
| A lot of Tim Walz. | |
| There's like 80% good feedback, at least from what I saw. | |
| Yeah, so very happy. | |
| We'll get to that later. | |
| But overall, good morning. | |
| Ready for Christmas? | |
| Ready to get out of here? | |
| I'm tired of being here. | |
| So, you know. | |
| Lane is burning. | |
| Honesty. | |
| There we go. | |
| I love that. | |
| And in third chair, how you doing, Josh? | |
| Excellent. | |
| Yeah? | |
| Yeah, excellent. | |
| I'll be at Springfield Comedy Club in Springfield, Missouri, December 20th. | |
| Yes, I was going to say that. | |
| If anybody likes stand-up comedy, I do it. | |
|
Why Get the Retard?
00:07:17
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| I mean, what am I even here for? | |
| I don't know. | |
| I was going to say that. | |
| I mean, you're going to be wearing that very I probably will, yeah, because it's going to be cold there. | |
| And I like this, just a new jacket. | |
| I like it. | |
| Oh, very nice. | |
| Well, I'm glad you're doing that. | |
| So before I get into it, what was your honest take about the interview yesterday with Nick Fuentes? | |
| I'm very curious to see how you think it went. | |
| And I will give you my thoughts here in just a few minutes. | |
| That's not going to let you know in advance. | |
| But remember, it's a live show, weekdays, 11 a.m. Eastern Time. | |
| And yeah, let's jump right in with this. | |
| So before we get to the serious stories of the white pipe bomber, Tim Walz is always wanting to not be outdone. | |
| And he was upset about people calling him retarded. | |
| This creates danger. | |
| And I'll tell you what, in my time on this, I've never seen this before. | |
| People driving my house by my house and using the R word in front of me. | |
| This is shameful. | |
| Which one? | |
| Re-election? | |
| An elected. | |
| Recall? | |
| Retire. | |
| You're right. | |
| That's shameful. | |
| You should not say it. | |
| Red face. | |
| You know how these things go. | |
| They start with taunts. | |
| They turn to violence. | |
| Sure. | |
| Hold on, hold on, hold on. | |
| The only time the word retard is used that turns to violence is when you call somebody a retard that is absolutely not retarded right before you punch them in the face. | |
| Okay, that is usually what you do to a friend that you're messing with. | |
| Nobody in the world is thinking that somebody getting called retard is going to lead to somebody getting violence perpetrated against them as a politician. | |
| I mess with my friends. | |
| I'm like, ha, retard. | |
| That's it. | |
| Tim, are you serious? | |
| Yeah, well, most of your friends have Down syndrome. | |
| Well, I just, I, if I'm being honest with you, it's kind of messed up. | |
| Yeah, I did start running out of friends because I was hitting them in the face. | |
| And so that's that's kind of weird. | |
| But listen, why does he say it like he says it like he's trying to like equate it to the rhetoric about Nazi and fascist? | |
| That leads, yeah, it's a false equivalency. | |
| He's trying to equate this rhetoric that leads to violence, but nobody's going after somebody just because you're called retarded. | |
| No, like it's it's actually the opposite. | |
| Yes, you're like, oh, well, he doesn't know any better. | |
| He doesn't know that it's a dismissal of the person. | |
| That guy's retarded. | |
| Don't worry about it. | |
| Yeah. | |
| It's not like go get the retard. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, that hasn't happened since Frankenstein's mom. | |
| There are two rules in movies. | |
| You never kill the dog and you never kill the retard, okay? | |
| You'll lose your audience. | |
| They'll be absolutely pissed off at you. | |
| It's a protected class. | |
| It is. | |
| It is. | |
| But also, they're two different classes. | |
| And I had to clarify this on X the other day. | |
| You don't call someone with Down syndrome retarded. | |
| No one does that. | |
| No. | |
| You call people like Tim Walz retarded. | |
| Yes. | |
| And you mess with your friends with violence, but you know, not super violent because then they won't be your friends. | |
| I'm still trying to learn how to do this friend thing. | |
| It's been a while. | |
| But look, in an attempt to flip the script, Walls used this opportunity, like every politician, to launch his 2028 presidential campaign. | |
| Hi! | |
| Hi! | |
| We are retard nation! | |
| Yeah, we're a local organization, but as names suggest, we are going national. | |
| They have goals. | |
| I think a Joe Cusack to sign on. | |
| I know, right? | |
| That was quick. | |
| Tim, you know what might be considered, you know, like retarded? | |
| Letting your taxpayers get defrauded of at least $1 billion under your watch. | |
| Who did that? | |
| Come on, Tim. | |
| Come on, that's a lot of money. | |
| What's a billion dollars between friends? | |
| I said billion, not million, right? | |
| Billion. | |
| That's a lot. | |
| Even a million would be bad. | |
| You know what else is? | |
| What? | |
| That's people with sub-70 IQs. | |
| Yeah, the people who did it can't even count that high. | |
| How much money do we have? | |
| Pretty impressive. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Look at that. | |
| I'm deaccounted now. | |
| Okay. | |
| Listen. | |
| There are so many Forrest gum moms out there banging principals to get their kids into school because the IQ is just below the level. | |
| Every time we talk about this story, I just think back to that. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Why do you think back to that? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You know what that scene reminds me of? | |
| The scene after it? | |
| When Forrest is on the porch and the guy walks out and Forrest goes, this is so stupid. | |
| I love the fact that he's focusing more on that than focusing on taking care of his people and money getting completely stolen from all of them. | |
| And listen, turning this into something that it's not. | |
| I saw yesterday, I think every other story was about, you know, there's fear is gripping Minnesota's Somali community. | |
| I'm like, fan, freaking testing. | |
| So you're saying it's working. | |
| Okay, good. | |
| I don't understand how you can pivot to somebody called me a retard and instead of focusing on what really matters. | |
| He said he was going to run a pick six. | |
| He's retarded. | |
| He did say that. | |
| Didn't he finish the game when he was streaming a game with AOC? | |
| And he said, he said, did he say it during that game? | |
| I think so. | |
| They were playing Madden, right? | |
| I think they were playing Madden. | |
| I think the score ended up 0-0 because neither one of them knows how to play Madden. | |
| I'm like pretty. | |
| Oh, that's pathetic. | |
| He's a football player. | |
| It's fine that they don't know how to play it, but then don't play the game. | |
| Don't go on there and play it and be like, yeah, we got to run that pick six. | |
| I think he was doing a speech, actually. | |
| I don't know if it was in that game, but either way. | |
| All the kids are playing it. | |
| You guys got to play it. | |
| No, you don't. | |
| And you don't, there is no pick six play. | |
| I hope you said that. | |
| You can't do that often. | |
| He has Fortnite emote on him after he came to. | |
| Yeah, he's doing the shuffle on him. | |
| They were dumb enough to just listen to their advisors and do it and stream it. | |
| They thought that was going to make them more relatable. | |
| It's like, how do we get gamers to turn out and vote for us? | |
| Oh, I know. | |
| Like, you know what they're doing. | |
| Yes. | |
| It's almost like they're retarded. | |
| It comes full circle. | |
| You know what's not retarded? | |
| When we make you the stripper. | |
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| You know, you could have done better, Gerald. | |
| It's been a long week. | |
| No, I don't need to read your explanation. | |
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