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Nov. 13, 2025 - Louder with Crowder
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🔴 Just Release the Damn Epstein Files - End It Once and For All
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The Demon Gorgon's not wrong.
I know what for good.
The Demon Gorgon's not wrong.
But no, the Demon Gorgon's not wrong.
You know what for good?
I don't know where you wins.
Just because someone's in the desk store doesn't make them just think dirt.
Someone's in the desert.
Hey, he's just someone's in the desk store.
Doesn't make them just think dirt.
Someone's in the desk store.
Find him.
Call me back.
Like there's something wrong.
Find him.
Call my name or hey.
He's find him.
Call me back.
Like there's something wrong.
Find him.
Someone's in the desk store.
Just make me feel like warm.
Like there's something wrong.
Just make me feel like warm.
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She skulled up.
She'd come up.
Cheer a car.
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Cheer a car.
All my life, all the better costs.
It's better to have loud and lost than never to have loved at all.
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It's better to have loud and lost.
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Captain John looked at love at all.
The Federation Starship.
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Come cheer up, my dance.
It's better to have loud and lost.
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But so we're gonna take another crack at this because now people have already responded.
The Epstein files, the latest.
Oh boy, this is everywhere.
If you go to Reddit Politics, it's like 19 of the top 20 topics.
We'll shoot you straight.
Abby Phillip, you know her?
She's retarded, but it has nothing to do with her blackness.
But she considers herself an arbiter of truth.
So we'll get into that.
And Timothy Chalamay, based?
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Your mother's a hope.
This is a good part, right?
That's where all the protein is and amino acids.
Hi, St. Nick.
How you doing it, fellow?
Oh, sorry.
Did you see the sign?
My lap has a 1,500-pound weight limit there.
I don't eat salads.
Well, I'm only like 200.
Yeah, on the moon.
Okay, what do you want?
Let me guess.
Chocolate Santa's?
Huh?
Baked potatoes.
Something in the carb field.
Call me a detective, but you like your carbs.
Yeah, okay, but I just wanted to ask you for a new game.
Oh, you want a new game?
Yeah.
What's it called?
Portion Control.
What is it?
What do you mean?
What are you supposed to?
I thought you were supposed to be jolly.
You're out here roasting me.
I'm not jolly for Christ's sake.
They got me at the end of the mall.
This beer, this thing's got to go up like a pair of babies' pajamas with a cigarette.
You got the black kids over there at the foot lock throwing shit at me all day.
You thought I'm supposed to be in a good mood?
Yeah.
Okay.
Ho, ho, ho.
Your mother's a hope.
That's my femur right now is bending.
It's gonna be a, we're gonna have a Joe, Joe Theisman thing about it in a second.
Maybe you'll walk straight.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I forget to explain the game.
That's enough.
Look like a goddamn parade float.
Damn it.
Who's next?
Ho, ho, ho.
Your mother's a hope.
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Glad to be with you.
And we are Jackson, Mississippi.
There is a Jackson, Missouri, but we did check because Jackson, Mississippi is one of the poorest places in the country.
Yes.
And we wanted to double check that we could have our Snap Feast delivered.
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Long shot, Tullman.
Long shot.
Snap Feast delivered to a very poor area because food deserts are not a thing.
So we're going to go through that a little bit later.
I deserve to be admonished, but I've only been to Jackson, Missouri.
Never Mississippi.
Why?
Because yesterday.
Yeah.
That was not my fault.
Yeah.
Well, it was a simple admonished responsibility.
Yep, that's true.
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Extreme ownership, Gerald.
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Let me ask you this.
Question of the day.
What would be the first thing you would buy with your EBT card?
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Number one purchase item on Snap is Coca-Cola.
$9 billion a year.
Sugary soda, but we'll just say Coca-Cola for shorthand.
But what would you buy?
Would it be the caviar?
We'll get to it.
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And 6 p.m. Eastern on the Rumble Live lineup, you can watch him daily, the funniest man alive, trying it for a second go today, Mr. Nick DePaula.
How are you saying?
How are you?
We're going to do a show today?
We'll see.
See how this goes.
I don't know, actually.
Our first thing here.
I don't know if Nick has been here when we featured our favorite rapper.
So this is even better than I anticipated.
All right.
Oh, boy.
Your favorite Congolese rapper, MC Bamba.
That's the mecha.
He's back with a new jam.
He's the one squeaking, Nick.
This is not satire.
Oh, he's deaf and mute.
I should have told you.
Sorry.
I should have told you he's deaf and mute.
Is he mute?
Yeah.
Just kidding.
I'm not kidding.
You've got to be fucking.
I'm not kidding you.
He's deaf and mute, but he's a wonderful talent.
That was his premiere hit.
It went to number one.
It was called Broken Fan Belt.
Holy shit.
Get a can of EW40.
Yeah, I know.
That is hilarious.
He's deaf and mute, but I guess mute doesn't.
I guess you can still be mute, but it still you can go, yeah.
I have a bit of.
I don't like deaf people trying to talk.
That should be out loud.
Well, they sound like that.
You don't see blind people going, hey, look over there.
Look over there behind me.
What?
He's blind too.
He's blind to me.
No, he's not.
That was just me being.
God, I would have been a fan.
By the way, no, this is real.
So glad that we actually had a camera on Nick because he was.
How did you where do you find this stuff?
I, you know, we live a very childish life, all of us here.
We're all children, but here's a bonus for you.
He also appears like adults, but MC Baba, let's say, say his, say his name, or as he says, he also appeared with an African pirate robot in another song.
as a guest spot.
Wait for it.
Is somebody signaling him on off-the-counter?
That's somebody's wedding song.
He's going to get shot when he's signing in the wrong neighborhood.
I don't think he can sign.
He's going to leave.
Somebody's like, yeah, drop it now.
You can't hear it.
You know what the funny thing is?
This is not new.
He's actually been pretty popular in the hip-hop community.
And he's even guest spotting on American tracks.
You have seen this one?
He actually did this.
This one was pretty popular.
People skimmed past it with Nelly, one of my favorites.
Oh, my God.
It turned out so much funnier than when we were writing.
Doing a remake of Flipper.
He's going to be doing the voiceover.
That's me, Nick.
That involves swimming.
Oh, my God.
Oh, geez.
I am loving him all cave.
He is.
I'm sick.
I'm on the edge.
He is on the edge.
Well, back, no, when you get sick, when you're sick, you're doing comedy.
There's no it's like a fireboxer.
He's dangerous.
If his inhibitions are gone, wait a minute.
That's the word.
What do you hear him talk about the Jews?
Ooh.
What a good voice.
It's like fucking Neil Young.
The black Neil Young.
Old man, take a look at my life.
Take a look at my life.
I'm a lot like you.
Out of the blue and into the blue.
All right.
Sorry, we just wanted that's a cleanse palette.
Epstein files.
Wow, what a transition.
Let me preface this, okay?
I tried to commit suicide in Jeffrey Epstein's cell, which we recreated, okay?
I don't think that it's likely.
It's technically possible.
I think there was foul play.
I'm not afraid to take the unpopular positions.
I think all the files should be released.
I think that the American people are entitled to it because we watched this corruption play out in real time.
That would be best case scenario.
I don't like that all the files aren't being released.
Now, you could place the blame on both parties because we've had plenty of time.
That's my position.
Outside of that, guys, anyone, does anyone have any proof whatsoever that Donald Trump took part in, aided, abetted sex trafficking, or personally engaged in inappropriate relations with a minor?
Anyone have proof?
Send it to me.
Outside of that, the position has released the files and everyone will shut up.
This doesn't need to be a 48-hour news cycle.
It was disastrous, Pam Bondi.
They couldn't stop stepping on rakes themselves, but the leftist media acting as though there's something new, some revelation.
It's just not so.
Anyway, everyone is still making this the talking point of the day and yesterday because some new emails were released by the House Oversight Committee.
Here you go.
Here's the reaction.
Well, it feels like a good political moment for Democrats and an astonishing moment for Donald Trump when you see Jeffrey Epstein coming back into the headlines, the one thing you are trying to bury.
According to newly released emails from Democrats and the House Oversight Committee, CNN's reporting the emails show Epstein asserts Trump spent significant time with a woman whom oversight Democrats describe as a victim of Epstein sex trafficking.
Now Trump and his Republicans, especially Speaker of the House Mike Johnson and his MAGA enablers and his Fox News whores, are complicit in an extraordinary, disgusting cover-up.
Thanks, Dave.
Another cover-up of pedophilia.
Trump is now guilty.
Epstein has provided the evidence.
Pause.
Well, then there should be no more conversation.
Hey, lock him up.
He's guilty.
Yep.
Why do we need any more files?
He's guilty.
This is how you know the left is gaslighting you and lying.
Doesn't mean that there hasn't been mishandling, but he is guilty.
He is absolutely guilty.
Okay, thanks, Dave Medna.
Thanks for talking to your possums.
Let's continue.
He knew about the girls as he asked Elaine to stop.
So to summarize, Trump spent hours with one of Epstein's victims.
You look like a fetus.
There's clearly more that they're trying to hide here.
Clearly.
We've like moved past this because we all assume that the Trump administration lies about everything, but they have been caught.
Oh, fucking nothing else here.
Red Hand.
They have been caught in so many lies.
The GOP has a decision to make.
What are you staring at?
Finally, once and for all, against child trafficking, including when it involves the leader of your own party, or you admit that as long as he hates the same people you hate, you're willing to tolerate child trafficking.
How about you don't dictate any terms to me, you silly, shitty little bitch.
Stephen, the language.
I think it's okay, right?
I think there's an exemption.
I believe it says it somewhere in the back of the Bible for Kinzinger.
Yes.
Don't do that guy.
Jezebel.
That's the worst.
The turn code is like, oh, I was a Republican.
Really?
Well, about what?
What are you conservative about?
You know what?
And here's a litmus test, by the way.
To all this infighting, too, going on the right, and I would apply this to Kinzinger.
What have you done to fight the left?
I know some people punch right, and I get it.
Okay, you want to say that some people shouldn't be amongst the right and they've led up the wrong way.
Okay, but what have you done to fight the left?
That's my standard.
Everyone out there, if you're a conservative, the people you're following, the talking heads, the hosts, ask yourself, what has this person done to fight the left?
They're very clear examples of people who've done a lot.
Scott Kressler, very clear what he did in that election.
Charlie Kirk, very clear what he did in creating an organization.
I would obviously put this entire team there and calling states for the election and undercover journalism.
But people out there, not just Kinzinger, but people right now on social media who are clickbaiting, who are muckraking drama, what have they done?
What have any of these people done to fight the left?
Kinzinger, you say you were a Republican.
What have you done in the last half decade to fight the left?
Go.
Until you can answer, don't dictate any terms to me.
This is what they're basing it on.
Okay.
There was an email exchange from Epstein to Maxwell, to Jolene Maxwell.
He said, I want you to realize that dog hasn't barked is Trump.
The victim spent hours at my house with him.
He has never once been mentioned.
And then Maxwell responded, I've been thinking about that.
I don't know if you know this.
Epstein has been known.
He has a tendency to lie.
What?
I don't know if he's not necessarily reputed.
And he has a tendency to name drop even people who don't like him.
This is the proof from the left that Jeffrey Epstein, noted liar, was talking to someone else, noted liar, and quoted, I can't remember, some kind of fiction.
It's, you know, the dog that doesn't bark.
That means that Donald Trump was in on it?
Let's assume that's what he's saying.
Any evidence of that?
Well, let me give you some evidence that proves or would suggest this is not true.
Turns out the victim, so the person they're talking about, the victim, and everyone in the media is saying, and this victim, oh, Donald Trump did it.
He knew about it.
He didn't help her.
This poor lady.
Well, the victim is Virginia Guff.
The late victim.
I don't know how it's pronounced.
Yeah, late victim.
Sorry, she's no longer with us.
She testified.
Also, you should know her name was withheld.
Her name was withheld from the leftist media for a long time.
They redacted it, even though she didn't ask for that and came out and campaigned for Donald Trump.
So the victim in question, who Donald Trump harmed, testified that Trump did not partake in any fashion in the sex ring.
Now, she could be lying.
Sure.
I would tend to imagine that she would have a bias where she'd want to see people fried who were involved with it.
You know, like Epstein and Maxwell.
Some reason incredibly supportive of Trump.
So let me read you from this transcript.
It's true that Trump didn't partake in any sex with us, and it's not true that he flirted with me.
Donald Trump never flirted with me.
Here are the questions and answers from her.
What is the basis for your statement that Donald Trump is a good friend of Jeffrey's?
She just said, Jeffrey told me that Donald Trump is a good friend of his.
That's it.
Question, but you never observed them together.
Answer from Virginia.
No, not that I can actually remember.
I mean, not off the top of my head.
No.
Question: Did you ever see Donald Trump at Jeffrey's home?
Answer, not that I can remember.
Question, on his island?
Answer, no, not that I can remember.
Question: In New Mexico, New York, not that I can remember.
And then here's the post where she endorsed Donald Trump in 2024, saying, I met Trump when I worked at Mar-a-Lago, hopefully our new president.
Ah, again.
Does that sound like a lady who's the victim of this man as it relates to sex trafficking?
No.
Typically, they don't come out and condemn the people who were involved in sex trafficking and then praise other people who were involved in sex trafficking, just to be clear.
Why did the left withhold her name?
She was public.
She talked about it.
Why didn't they want you to know?
Oh, because maybe you might go search the transcript.
And let's say that Trump was involved in some other facet.
Release the files.
I agree.
Okay?
Not this one.
We know the left is lying about this one.
Donald Trump had nothing to do with any type of sexual impropriety with this woman.
He even said so, by the way, himself, which is good enough for me.
And I say it with as much respect as I can, but she is not my type.
I get it.
See?
And that was when she was alive.
That's true.
In her prime, as people say.
Now they're calling him gay.
Yeah.
There's no money with this.
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And by the way, here's the thing.
Maybe Virginia was saying this because she knows something that the media is covering up, you know, like her name.
But maybe she also knows something that attorneys and those involved with the case have stated multiple times that President Trump was the only person of note who helped with the investigation proactively.
Here's some clips.
The only thing that I can say about President Trump is that he is the only person who in 2009, when I served a lot of subpoenas on a lot of people, or at least gave notice to some pretty connected people that I was going, that I wanted to talk to them.
He is the only person who picked up the phone and said, let's just talk.
I'll give you as much time as you want.
I'll tell you what you need to know.
And was very helpful in the information that he gave and gave no indication whatsoever that he was involved in anything untoward whatsoever, but had good information that checked out and that helped us.
And that we didn't have to take a deposition of him.
That was in 2009.
That was in 2009.
I talked to President Clinton.
I'm sorry, President Trump back in 2009.
And several times after that, he didn't think that it was a hoax then.
In fact, he helped me.
He got on the phone.
He told me things that were helping our investigation.
Now, our investigation wasn't looking into him, but he was helping us then.
He didn't treat this as a hoax.
Yeah, and keep in mind the context.
That guy doesn't like Trump right now.
He's on the other side of Trump.
That's right.
But he didn't realize he said the quiet part out loud because now he's just saying, well, what is it?
You're saying Donald Trump said hoax as far as it's a hoax that Donald Trump is involved.
Right.
No, I get it.
You can say we don't know because we don't have all the files.
But didn't we also go through Me Too where these women suffer in silence?
You need to help them.
You need to be an ally, an advocate.
Someone working with the authorities and reporting it in a position of power, wouldn't that be about as much as you can ask for?
We know he did that.
Yeah.
Now, did he know about it before?
I would assume he probably knew something untoward was going on.
That's why he banned Epstein from Mar-a-Lago, and that's why he cooperated.
This isn't news.
Hey, Donald Trump knew that Epstein was a pervert.
I assumed that's why he kicked him out.
I assume that's why they had a falling out.
The left wants to drag this out until midterms.
Don't let them.
And you know what?
I will say this.
Anyone on the right in this administration, people like the Bondies of the world, you're giving them a gift if you don't just help push to release all these files.
This should have been done a long time ago.
The Democrats had an opportunity to do it.
It's something that we keep forgetting in this entire conversation: this is not new information.
They didn't just find these emails.
They've been in their possession for a long time, but the Trump administration has screwed up at every turn with Epstein file release.
Every single turn.
Yep.
Fix it.
Move on.
Yep, I agree.
We need the information.
They've screwed up.
Doesn't mean he's a sex trip.
No, of course.
That's the issue.
And the left is trying to tell you that there's something new.
There is nothing new.
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Hey, up next, Abby Phillip.
Was that his second hit?
I'm waiting for his Christmas album.
Ben Crosby and dummy.
Yeah.
Oh, God.
Oh, that's silly.
By the way, no hip-hop song.
I guess now there's one, but no hip-hop songs in the top 40 for the first time in like 20 years.
Man, does that make me hard?
I think, was it Cardi B or Megan just broke it?
But culture is shifting.
You guys can comment, but why do you think that is?
I think there's less investment in hip-hop, but also the culture is shifting where people are a little bit tired of it.
Going, yeah, we don't really want to be a culture like this.
It's kind of crappy.
We have to work on TV music.
It's an epidemic.
Everything is, I don't care if they're showing the lineup in an NFL game under it.
There's always going to be fucking RB.
I know.
That house music, it's making me fucking crazy.
I hated it when I was in my 20s.
Yeah.
That artificial drumbeat, that synthetic fucking, it's in everything.
It's under commercials.
It's but you're on YouTube trying to do something, and all of a sudden it'll come on at 14 volume, but it's dance music.
It's everywhere.
Go to get a haircut.
It's in there.
It's the who said that?
He's just trying to wind you up.
He's just trying to wind you up.
Ignore him.
Son of a guy.
You're better than this.
You're better than this.
He's not.
No, he's Greg.
Mulk, he's been on.
He's been on.
That's the problem.
He keeps you guessing.
You're like, I don't know.
Is he a sociable?
I know.
Or is he a good man?
Could he be both?
The duality of man.
No duality here.
She's just an idiot.
Abby Phillip.
Very one note.
You know how like writers and directors, people who create films and care, they want to make it three-dimensional.
They want to make this person relatable, conflicted.
None of that.
And Abby Phillip.
She is.
And again, you separate.
It's not because I know it's easy to, again, try not to be racist.
It's easy to attribute it to her blackness when she constantly makes her blackness a point.
But she's an idiot separate from the ethnicity.
So Abby Phillip went on Joy Reed's show.
She has a show still?
That bitch.
Yeah.
No, Joy Reid has a podcast.
Abby Phillips has a show on CNN.
And she was talking about how her job is, and this is everything wrong with legacy media.
And isn't it beautiful that now they're the underdog?
They can't compete with a show like this.
They can't compete with people out there who are doing it on their own.
She was talking about how her job, Abby Phillip, is to get the truth to the masses.
Conservatives are living in a completely different information world.
Absolutely.
Where we have it.
And breaking that down needs to be done.
Because when you don't ever even hear the facts, it's hard to even know that you're wrong.
And that happens a lot.
Why is she talking to Rodman's cousin?
Half of my job sometimes is knowing what the latest conspiracy is.
Look at this.
If it comes up, I'm ready to address it.
Because it happens a lot where people don't even know that what they're saying or what they've seen and believe is not true.
And so that happens a lot.
And I don't come away from that saying, what's the point of this?
People are just saying false things.
I think that one time that that person brings up something that is debunked and false and I debunk it at the table might be the very first time that some herd out there has heard an alternative point of view.
Yes, it's the first time someone's heard an alternative view said the lady who hosts Abby Phillip Tonight on CNN.
She's so alternative.
Next stop a nose ring.
She could be a teller at Hot Topic.
Is it Abby Phillip Tonight?
Whatever her it's a nightly show on a network for which she is grossly overpaid and she wants she wants to present herself as alternative.
The interview, by the way, with Joy was so popular.
It inspired actually a new sitcom coming to TBS next week.
Two dumb bitches.
All right.
My DDI.
Yeah.
I bet you one of them is messy.
So this is the clip they used to set up that discussion as though she, Abby Phillip, is the beacon of truth telling.
They're abandoning small children alone in cars while they no, no, it's not false.
Look it up.
Don't just say false.
I actually abandoning small children.
Yeah, straight out.
There were actually small children abandoned in a highway in a Cicero, Illinois.
Small children abandoned Cicero, Illinois.
You'll like me not asking for that.
With examples of what is happening.
Of course, they're training them.
Okay, a quick aside.
She has to thank you because you made fun of her for so long, the fat jokes, that that's why she lost weight.
That's right.
I'd write for another show, and every night they pound on it.
I introduced it.
And honest to God, I could mark the calendar where it started.
And there's a few other ones, too.
I can't get the Nadler.
He won't break.
Do you have Anna Navarro's fat abacus, just in case here?
I have a pie chat of her period.
It's empty.
Oh, it is.
No slice.
So look, they use that to set up the discussion, right?
Okay, let me just, again, so you understand and you're following this, because it's difficult to follow, but I'm going to disabuse you of this notion if you believe it.
The time that I introduce facts, said Ebbie Phillip, would be the first time that these conservatives who are so ill-informed out there living in a different world might hear this alternative opinion and actually get real information.
What they used to set it up was that clip where Anna Navarro, who owes Nick Depaulo a thank you, said, there were children abandoned on a highway in a truck in Cicero, Illinois.
I believe she said, okay, here's the truth.
The alleged incident, by the way, took place in Aurora, Illinois.
And just so you know, when the left says proof and people didn't know about this, okay, that's a very outlandish claim.
There should be a substantial amount of proof.
Happened in Aurora.
And here is the video proof that a child was abandoned as per Trump orders in Illinois.
Okay, there's a still.
Here's the video.
I know what you're saying.
Where's the boy who's abandoned, right?
That's what I thought.
Well, here it is.
Yeah.
Hold on, the proof.
I feel like I just saw that.
There's the proof.
A separate still of a boy who apparently is 5'11.
That's it.
That's the proof.
Yeah.
Wrong city.
That's the proof.
You shouldn't know this.
Look it up.
I looked it up.
I don't see any proof.
As a matter of fact, I only see a still of a boy in the arms of a man, so he would clearly not seem abandoned, and it's not in the right city.
She was conflating it with this clip that was from Cicero, which has nothing to do with an abandoned boy.
It's okay.
It's okay.
This video quickly spread across social media.
A teenage girl on the side of the road, shielding her younger siblings as ICE agents arrest their parents and older brother after a traffic stop in September.
Your brother, is he a citizen?
We don't answer questions.
According to DHS, their parents, Constantina Ramirez and Moises Enciso Sr., are undocumented Mexican immigrants.
They have lived in Cicero, a suburb outside of Chicago, for nearly 20 years.
So?
They use that.
In other words, that's the best clip they could find of this buried story from conservatives.
What Anna Navarro just said to Scott Jennings.
They say you live in a different reality?
I will tell you that we have another change of my mind coming up regarding SNAP on Monday.
We have a QR code that we give to people so they can check all the references.
Most of the time, the leftists sitting down reject it.
So what they hope is they go, look it up.
They hope that you don't look it up.
They're not transparent about their sources.
And if you do look it up, there is no proof.
The same people who do that reject a QR code with hand-delivered references.
I would say about 80% of the time.
Who's gatekeeping?
Who's living in a different world devoid of truth?
Maybe Abby meant to point to these examples of truth on her show that might have been surprising if people heard it for the first time.
Like her talking with Scott Jennings about gerrymandering.
So what does it signify that Republicans ahead of the midterms believe that it's going to be so necessary to get an upper hand that they have to actually redraw an entire state's congressional maps in order to get five whole seats out of it?
Well, probably the same thing that it signifies when they did it in Illinois and got a 14-3 delegation for D's.
Maryland, 7-1.
Massachusetts, 9-0.
We know what happened here in New York, California, even though they have a commission.
We all know what goes on there.
In a mid-cycle specifically, are all of those cases in mid-cycles?
All of these cases are where Democrats use the power to have to give them an advice.
But just to be clear.
Yes, but Mr. Jennings, did it happen during the harvest moon?
I know what I rest my case.
Let's go back to Anna Navarro, where she misquotes cities and makes up stories of events that didn't happen from people who don't even exist.
Maybe when she was talking about truth being heard for the first time on her show, maybe she was referring to the time she spoke with Scott Jennings about genocide against Nigerian Christians.
That would be good truth.
This is from the Associated Press.
There have been a number of attacks, 20,000 deaths out of 11,000 attacks.
But of those, 385 attacks were targeted against Christians, resulting in 317 deaths.
But in the same period, there were 417 deaths among Muslims in 196 attacks.
I don't think you can minimize this, Abby.
No.
There has been about 100,000, upwards of 100,000 since 10,000.
Hold on a second.
7,000 this year.
Hold on a second, Scott.
Hold on a second, Scott.
I am not minimizing.
Just because I'm putting facts on the table doesn't mean that I'm minimizing the deaths of anyone.
I am both sizing it.
It's called information.
Information is okay to consume.
Like, it's fine to say that it is both bad that Christians are being killed and also it is bad that Muslims are being killed.
Yeah, but who's also killing the Muslims and the Christians?
Other Muslims.
And let me tell you why this is so dangerous.
Because people like Abby Phillip, right, they're the kind of people who they're in charge of a lot of these institutions.
When you see her, think public school teachers.
You have people out there.
I think it's a talking point, right?
Christians, what about the Crusades?
What about the Crusades?
We've made a bigger deal and vilified the Crusaders more than the campaign, the global domination or regional domination from Muslim Empire that preceded it.
Why don't we talk about the Islamic empires that enslaved people, that forced conversion?
You only talk about the response where you have an entire generation of people who think the Crusades happened out of the blue.
Think about that.
That's the problem with it.
And I think context matters that, okay, both Christians and Muslims are dying sometimes.
It's disproportionate.
Who be doing all the killing?
Abby?
I'm speaking in your vernacular.
Maybe when she was trying to point the truth, she meant about the time, maybe she was your friend at the time that her and Scott Jennings were discussing then former Vice President Biden ordering investigations of Donald Trump.
That'd be a good truth.
Hold on, Scott.
You just said something that's not correct.
I tried to slip it in there.
You said at the order of the president.
That is completely false.
He did not appoint.
It is completely false that Joe Biden ordered the creation of someone to investigate Donald Trump.
That did not happen.
He just said that, and that didn't happen.
They had a special prosecutor under the Biden administration that went after Donald Trump.
Order of the president.
All these things are in the executive branch.
And this is my argument.
I get this.
It is an executive branch.
And the president's at the United States.
You have no evidence that Joe Biden ordered the investigation.
He said on the record multiple times that Donald Trump should have been thrown in jail and said that Merritt Darwin failed by Nonprofit.
Okay, it's an auto-pen.
Yes, but what level was the tide?
Scott Jennings.
I know it.
Oh, my God.
And here's the thing.
These are, you know, these could simply be she's an idiot, right, as far as the misinformation.
But do we also have examples of Abby Phillip proactively lying to you?
Let me give you an example.
We talked about SNAP, I believe last week, or I did a change of my mind.
It's coming up.
The lower income, for example, obesity rate for non-SNAP recipients, for males, is 30%.
For low-income males on SNAP, it's 37%.
For low-income females, it's 40%.
For low-income females on Snap, it's sorry, yeah, it's 40, it's 52.
I misquoted and swapped.
I said 57 because it's 37 and 52.
That's a mistake.
You guys can admonish me, but can you guys understand that?
Because you're using four different numbers that you kind of have to be brushed up on.
Okay.
Is that comparable?
And I'm very, I think that we have a lot of grace for people who make mistakes.
That's why we have an admonish button.
Is that the same as Abby Phillip, beacon of journalism, proactively parroting the lie of very fine people on both sides?
Here you go.
Here's a quote from her.
Sanders says the president has consistently and repeatedly condemned hatred and bigotry, which doesn't explain why he said there were, quote, very fine people on both sides in Charlottesville where one side contained neo-Nazis and white supremacists.
So to believe that she's just an idiot on that one, you would have to believe that Abby Phillip did not watch the tape of Donald Trump saying, I'm not saying white supremacists and neo-Nazis who should be condemned totally, but outside of that, she just started a play.
There are very fine people on both sides.
You think she didn't rewind it?
20, 30 seconds or fast forward, 20, 30 seconds?
If that's the case, in other words, if she's not lying here, I believe she's lying, then she can't be trusted to actually practice journalism.
If you can't be bothered, because there's nothing like perpetuating the original stereotype, if you're so lazy that you can't hit rewind 30 seconds, then you're of no value as a journalist.
But you can make your case, Abby Phillip.
You'd be welcome to come on this show, and we'll be respectful as we do when we host everybody or Joy Reid.
Fire alarm beeping, be damned.
That's okay.
Take it with you.
Really?
Joy Reed?
Anyone.
We'll change the batteries.
People say, I don't care about platforming.
Great.
Hey, I think Abby Phillip is an idiot.
I don't think Abby Phillip will defend her stance.
I don't think she will defend that lie.
I don't think Joy Reed will.
And so I don't think she'll show up.
You don't hate the media enough, just to be clear.
Another litmus test: if they don't provide their sources publicly, their references, I'd be hesitant to trust them.
That's just my opinion.
All right.
Let's move on to Timothy Chalamay.
People call him Himothy.
Because he's him.
Because, well, because he's pretty based on some of these things.
So he touched on this subject.
And of course, you have the shrieking from angry feminists where he talked about people who don't have kids and who brag about it and how that actually seems kind of bleak, right?
The reason that he's discussing this is because there's a trend on TikTok, which, by the way, is still Chinese-owned.
And one could argue they have a vested interest in suppressing American birth rates.
It's just, you know, it's a conspiracy.
Crazy.
It's not like they had a policy there that backfired one child and were drowning little girls in a bathtub.
But anyway, I'm just saying there's a connection there.
And I want to tell you, what you are about to watch, and we have gone through this with a fine toothcomb, okay?
None of this is satire.
The left and their ilk have been pushing the message that you will be happier and more fulfilled without having a family.
All of these I thought were parodies.
They're real.
I don't need validation from a child.
That I'm a good person, that I have worth, that I have purpose, because I can find all that within myself.
Not to brag.
I mean, I woke up at 10 a.m. on a Saturday, made coffee in silence, and the only person screaming in my house was the espresso machine.
You know, I strolled for two hours.
I ate leftover pizza for breakfast.
No one judged me.
You know, you can't buy that kind of freedom.
So I'm child-free by choice.
And everyone always says, like, what's your purpose?
If you don't have kids, what's your purpose?
My purpose is getting my nails done.
Going shopping, treating myself.
Look at this new bag I just got from Goyard.
If you don't have any children, remain child-free.
This message is for my young women, my young women who want to do X, Y, Z, whatever it is.
I've never regretted not having kids.
Well, you're gay.
Not once.
And I'm 46 years old.
So for 26 years, people have been telling me that I would regret it, and I never have, not once.
I've pivoted my career maybe like three-ish times in the last four years.
You showed up late, you were fired, right?
If I had kids, because I'd have to worry about their long-term stability and what's better for them.
I have peace.
I have freedom.
I have an amazing life.
I go on adventures all the time.
I get to spend all of my money on myself.
Please do not be pressured by society to give birth to children in some way to, you know, carry on legacy.
People love to say having kid gives you a life meaning.
Cool.
Sort of sleeping in and ordering food without sharing it.
First off, I don't know if you know this.
If you order food, you don't have to share it with children.
There are things called kids menus.
As a matter of fact, they're often more affordable than the standard meal, or you could just do it like a lot of people do and give them PBJ and order whatever you want.
So you get purpose by sleeping in.
And by the way, this is, of course, not addressing people who can't have children.
I think that not everybody should have children.
But we do have to acknowledge that as a society, we need to be replacing ourselves.
We need to have at least a base level birth rate that allows the country to function.
And we do have to acknowledge that what is most purposeful and most important is the nuclear family, right?
That doesn't need to be the ideal.
It doesn't mean that we always hit it.
But these people say, don't give into peer pressure.
By the way, here comes some peer pressure.
Let me make the case as to why you should not have children.
And the best they can do is, well, what's my purpose?
Getting my nails done.
Did you think about this before you uploaded the video?
Like, if you're trying, like, do you know how you come across?
And this is the thing, too.
The left have done such a good job about this.
They conflate pleasure with happiness and or purpose.
It's not the same thing.
Short-term pleasure is not the same thing as happiness or purpose.
And you can find purpose and happiness, of course, not just in children.
But to deny that people find true happiness and purpose, or at least more happiness and purpose in raising a family and having a legacy than getting your nails done or eating leftover pizza, they believe it.
They believe it.
And so Chalamet, in an interview, I believe, with Vogue, he said, you know, bragging about not having kids and how much it afforded them to do other stuff, like, holy shit.
Oh, my God, bleak.
Not as bleak as a Saturday night at the Ocasio-Cortez house.
And then he went on discussing, he made some good points about the importance of, again, the idea of family in this country.
He said, I had a friend of mine in school, a girl named Grace, and her parents had the most beautiful, amazing marriage.
This is not in context of being great, so this is a little tangential, but it showed me excellence can exist without being arduous.
You don't have to be selfish to be great, no.
And I know because I've worked with directors who are incredible and who are incredibly present in their family life.
Even Dennis, who I'm working with right now, I'm just amazed by him.
It was his birthday two days ago, and one of his kids flew themselves out as a surprise.
He's hugging him, and he's weeping on set, and people are taking videos.
Dennis is a total master of his craft, and he's a great family man.
So here's the thing.
I'm not saying that you have to have kids.
I'm not saying that you're all, but the attacks come.
Here's how you know what the left believes.
If you say something that, I don't know, 15, 20 years ago, was not even remotely controversial and they attack you, ooh, that means it's their underbelly.
They're showing you what they really want.
The Daily Mail ran this headline.
Timothy Chalamet risks angering his legion of female fans with snide comment about childless women.
And they cited these posts in their, you know, their article because it's journalism, just like Abby Phillip.
Two ex-posts.
Here's one of the posts.
Timothy Chalamay can write off.
Why is it his or anyone's business if someone has kids or not?
I don't have or want kids, and I can assure you my life is not bleak.
Only 172 followers and 41 likes.
It's odd that Daily Mail would choose that to say, hey, his legion of female fans are turning on him.
Here's another one.
Timothy Chalamet is making fun of people who chose not to have kids while turning 30 next month with no kids.
Getting a little behind, buddy.
Seven followers and zero likes.
Nobody.
Both work at vogue.
Yeah.
It's almost like they're trying to turn female fans against him for holding an opinion that most men would find reasonable, agreeable throughout the history of this country.
Yes.
Also, I know you want to put him on a clock that women are on, but we don't have a clock.
We don't have a clock.
None of us.
Every man in here could father as many kids as we want at any time we want.
Think about that.
That's true.
Abraham, Old Testament type shit.
It's like 100.
Now, just to give you an idea, hey, who's right, though?
If they're just saying, look, this is the ideal, making a case.
Who's doing you a disservice?
Who is doing you a service?
Who is correct in saying this is probably something that'll be more fulfilling than what society is telling you to chase?
Here's a new study.
Well, here's from the new university of New University College of London.
They had a study.
And then there's a new study I want to get to.
Parenthood results in higher life satisfaction, fewer symptoms of psychological distress.
Also, an unsuspecting excuse to get into Chuck of Cheese.
And then those without children, this is new information.
Again, go check the references.
So these are people who don't have children.
Those who want children or are trying have the highest life satisfaction.
Those who want children, but maybe aren't actively trying have slightly less life satisfaction.
And those who simply don't want children have the least amount of life satisfaction.
That doesn't mean everybody, not all, not all, not all, not all.
But who is trying to inform you?
And here, when you talk about gatekeeping, just like Abby Phillip talking about people haven't heard this truth, see Anna Navarro on CNN.
These women are telling young women who do have a window, just come on.
They're leading them astray.
And they're also telling them, you can do anything you want.
You have all the time in the world.
You don't.
It is different for women.
And as a society, we need to at least avail the option to women, to young women, to have children, because a lot of women want to.
Most do, not all.
But many young women are under the false impression that they can live a life of second adolescence and then start maybe looking for a guy in their late 20s.
And if they decide they want kids, it might be too late.
You do need to know that your percentage of being able to goes down.
Who's lying to young women?
And what they do is they say, the men who are expressing that, who, by the way, don't have a biological window, they say they're misogynist.
They say they're sexist.
Well, when you're 45, when you're 50, and you don't have kids, and you didn't realize that you weren't going to be able to, and now you realize that maybe you wanted to, ask yourself, who was trying to let you know the truth as to your available options?
Having children is not easy.
It is very difficult.
It can be stressful.
And time and time again, when you look at the studies available, people say it's the most rewarding thing they've done in their life.
That's just a fact.
It doesn't mean everybody.
But you would have to disregard any and all statistical data available to you to say, yeah, be like me.
The old spinster with gray hair talking into a TikTok mic.
Yeah, they are a scourge on our society.
I'm going to go a little bit further because that 50-year-old passed the window, for whatever reason, cat lady saying, be like me, be like me, as she's popping Prozac to make sure she can get through the next day.
Listen, that is not what society was built on.
That idea, like, go, go just be a boss, go do this.
That is, I'm sorry.
You want to have options?
That's fine.
That's not what they're pitching.
They're not pitching options.
They're not pitching options.
They're pitching, run away from this because you can find satisfaction being selfish.
Right.
That's exactly what you saw in all of those videos.
My life is good because I'm selfish.
Just insert selfish right there in their life.
They don't have to worry about anybody else.
They don't have to sacrifice.
They don't have to put others' needs that can't even say thank you most of the time above their own.
That leads to a very bad society.
All kids are little narcissists.
Yes.
They only care about themselves, but that's okay.
You love them anyway because hopefully if you do a good job, they turn into non-narcissists where they actually think about other people.
Let me put it this way.
And it's beautiful when they do.
Yeah.
Because you see it.
Let's say you don't know.
Okay.
Let's just take you.
Let's say you're a young woman.
You don't know if you want kids or not.
Okay.
That's totally reasonable.
There are plenty of people like that out there.
All right.
You don't know if you want to.
I'm going to advise this prescription.
Focus on finding a man and putting yourself in a position where you could start a family first.
Prioritize that over career, over being a boss, babe, even over college.
Prioritize that first because you can always go back to college.
You know, like women used to do, where they would have families young, and then they would go back to school and they would go to work once the kids were at school.
If you don't know, prioritize that first so that you have all options available to you.
If you follow the left's prescription and you don't know, prioritize school, career, sleeping in late.
They're advising that you prioritize all that and your window closes.
So which one gives you available options?
And then ask who's open-minded.
Speaking of open-minded, I'm open-minded about a lot of things, but not this idea that we should continue SNAP.
It's failed.
We need to cut it.
And that's why we have a change of mind coming up Monday on cutting all SNAP.
Love the flow.
Don't forget to join me Monday, November 17th, where we dive into SNAP EBT.
And while there really is some great conversation.
At the very least, hey, get rid of soda, treats from SNAP.
I would say soda and more health-conscious things, but not to get away with it altogether.
Well, to kind of compromise with SNAP.
Well, so here's the thing.
You can't compromise with SNAP because you can't cut soda, right?
There was a huge outcry of people going, that's a violation.
Hey, you can't determine what these people.
Everyone deserves treats.
First off, not everyone deserves treats.
Second, for me, it's pretty simple.
You pay, you choose.
I pay, the taxpayer, I choose.
It also absolutely goes off the rails, including in appearance by this.
Whatever.
Is this your furry name or your biological name?
America First.
Love the flow.
All right.
So let's set the stage here because we have a SNAP banquet for you.
This has nothing to do with my opinion, by the way, with the recent shutdown.
I know it was a hot button issue, but I know that awareness has been raised.
I think we need to cut SNAP, period.
Food stamps, okay, if we want to be a generous country, sure.
That's not what SNAP is.
It's a failed program.
It is designed to be abused.
And as you know, SNAP benefits were one of the most contentious issues during the recent shutdown.
Around 42 million Americans depend on the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program, also known as SNAP, to feed themselves and their families.
But the government shutdown, lasting more than 40 days and weeks of legal wrangling by the Trump administration to keep from paying SNAP benefits, are taking their toll.
Donald Trump is the one who's politicizing the SNAP program.
He's the first president in history to fully suspend payments for SNAP.
They showed that the Republicans don't actually believe their own BS when it comes to populism, when it comes to funding the future of the left.
Republicans voted to fund SNAP 15 times.
Democrats voted to defund it.
Can you talk about it?
Never in the history of our country during the war or even a government shutdown has SNAP recipients not received the benefits that they were due.
That's why, in the middle of a government shutdown and people losing SNAP, I'm going to spend $300 million on a ballroom because I am king.
Well, that wasn't the taxpayer dollars, to be clear.
Oh, what a funny bit would.
I'll spend more time on all these snaps, SNAP, SNAP stats.
Well, we're going to talk about caviar.
These snap stats on Monday.
You'll see those and we'll make the references available.
But let me just tell you: you may think of SNAP as, hey, people who are down on their luck and they need some temporary assistance, you know, until they can get back on their feet.
Right?
Cinderella Man.
That's not what it is.
Okay.
It costs taxpayers anywhere from $100 to $130 billion a year.
The number one purchase item, sugary soft drinks, $9 billion a year alone.
That's three times what we give to Israel as foreign aid, which we should also cut.
And SNAP recipients spend twice the amount per grocery trip than non-SNAP recipients.
Also, people on SNAP are more obese compared to other low-income Americans who choose not to use SNAP.
60% of the recipients are able-bodied, and over about a third of SNAP recipients have been receiving benefits for more than two years.
We don't know how long after that in some of these studies, but at least two years.
And so, in preparing for this change my mind, I went on my phone.
You remember in Black and White and the Gray Issues, there was a guy who said Food Deserts.
I said, That's not a thing.
Everyone has a smartphone.
And I thought, let me bring up my smartphone.
I did, and I went to Amazon Prime, and they have Amazon Fresh on there, where there's either Amazon or Whole Foods.
It said Snap EBT.
And I saw that you get 50% off Prime, including, by the way, the video service, that you get deliveries for $4.99 a month, flat cost, and there are exclusive discounts for people using Snap EBT.
It's cheaper for those people.
And then I thought, well, food deserts, no, no, it can pretty much be shipped to every municipality, poor, rich.
And then I said, well, let me look and see what's available on Snap.
And then I was enraged for about three days straight.
So it's time.
I decided to bring the feast to you.
Everything you see can be purchased through using EBT in the SNAP program and delivered straight to your door.
Everything you see could be delivered to Jackson, Mississippi.
It's time for our Snap Feast.
I'm Snap Fancy.
Shaking Crusher too.
Little Debbie and Crab Cakes.
All right, so Snap Feast, let's bring out our emcee for the evening, actually, to show us what we have here.
Mr. Josh Feierstein.
Very nice.
Yes, people.
Well, I am quite generating this.
Hold on, we need to bring up his mic there a little bit, Billy.
Yes, please bring up my microphone, sir.
All right.
Gernicia, you look very dapper.
Hear me buttle over here.
It's white gloves.
I love how you a gym towel.
Very sporty.
Well, it's the ultimate decadence for Louderth Crowder, of course.
And these things are all available via SNAP.
Yes, that's correct.
Everything.
What do we have?
Well, we have, first, I mean, we ought to start with an appetizer.
And no appetizer better than the SAR Nikolai.
The what grade is it?
Estate grade.
It's so absurd.
I almost forgot.
Yes.
Estate grade white sturgeon caviar.
Oh, that's $69.99 an ounce.
Yes, I would open it, but I'm not actually touching it.
Caviar, I think, as I understand it, Mr. DiPaolo, you're a fan of caviar, right?
Yeah, you're a Russian hooker I dated.
Well, would you like me to open it for you, sir?
No, I would not because I don't know how long that's been sitting under the lights.
Well, not that long, and it just so happens we have a nice pearl spoon.
Give it to in case he changes his mind.
You'll bring that memories, Nick.
Go for it.
Yes, you can think of Tatiana while you...
Yes.
Can't wait to shit on the plane.
And then later.
Well, it's going to be delayed anyway.
Don't worry.
And he could probably, you know, it would probably be good to serve that on.
You know what?
A rustic bakery sourdough bread.
Oh, this is also available on Snap, right?
Yeah.
I hope you don't mind I touch it with my gloves.
That's okay if you touch it with the gloves.
Here, have a coffee.
Rustic bakery.
No, sir.
Sourdough.
Sourdough flatbread.
Sourdough flatbread.
It's like a cracker, but you can just keep the cap.
We don't need to bring up the overlays because we had it here.
Yes.
And here we have, if you'll look down here, we have Chilean sea bass.
Chilean sea bass delivered.
It's priced at a measly $37.99 a pound.
Right, and that can be ordered through Snap and delivered to Jackson, Mississippi.
That's right.
I would open it for you, but I don't want to remind Nick of his college dorm room.
This is a steak.
Oh, my God.
Yes.
But I did open it.
Is it good?
Oh, man.
I taste Moscow.
Bernie Sanders would love it.
I did open this one.
Oh, yes, that's right.
This is a beef ribeye.
Yeah.
Prime beef ribeye, 34 pound.
Okay, 34, 49.
A boneless beef ribeye.
There you go.
That's on Snap.
You know, the struggle knows no bounds as far as those on Snap.
They just need a little bit of help.
We got a decade of meat, though.
No.
You're not done.
No.
We're not done.
We have wild caught.
This is not farm.
No.
This is wild-caught golf.
Wild-caught shrimp.
Gulf white shrimp.
This is the real deal.
And you're sure this is EBT, Snap eligible.
Yes.
Okay.
This is no Benny Hana.
I'll throw it in your mouth, though.
I don't want you because I don't think it's cooked.
No, it's not, but it's nice and frozen.
This is delicious.
Go down and easy.
Well, you can, there you go.
We spare no expense when we're using Snap.
Nick, you'll like this.
Snap like this.
We have handcrafted Creminelli sliced prosciutto.
Oh, that would go good with caviar.
I think I said it right.
You want some prosciutto?
Prosciutto.
Yeah, gonna get some more salty things over here.
Exactly.
Here you go.
Well, that's the beauty of Snap.
I grabbed it, but it's okay.
It's in the package.
Yeah, you can thank Uncle Sam from the bottom of your hypertension heart.
That's prosciutto.
What kind of cavioto?
That's our Nikolai Brand Estate Grade White Sturgeon Caviar.
It was ordered through Snap using EBT.
There you go.
You can have it delivered right to your door.
$70 an ounce.
$70 an ounce.
You hit it?
It's like perfume.
I am not kidding.
What else do we want to do?
Well, I mean, while we're on the meats and saltiness, Nick, I thought maybe you would like to have some cheese.
Some cheese.
This is no government cheese.
This is government cheese of another variety, I tell you.
This is right here.
Oh, it's over here.
We have some of this.
It's a Matika Parmigiano Reggiana.
Oh, are you familiar with that one, Nick?
I know you're a professional.
I'm not.
I'm not that greasy.
This is $11.96.
It's a good solid piece of cheese.
Yeah.
$20.99 a pound.
$299 a pound.
$29.99 a pound.
Well, you got to help people get back on their feet.
Jesus.
Yeah, you got to help people.
Some people have had some tough breaks.
They need $20.
This cheese here, Steven.
This cheese here.
This is Spanish cheese.
Spanish cheese.
This is goat cheese.
It's called drunken goat cheese.
Drunken goat cheese.
It's soaked in wine.
I want the person eating it.
Yes, I want my Snap recipients drunker.
Yes.
Get them drunk and get them driving.
Oh, I lost my rag.
That's okay.
$21.99 a pound.
That's really.
Whoa.
$21.99.
Well, here's the thing.
When you think Snap, you think necessities, right?
You don't necessarily think Captain Crunch and Ghost Energy and Coca-Cola or an aqua pan of water.
But I tell you what, it's important to get your, it's important to get your greens in.
Your greens.
Yes, I have greens.
I'm just gonna go to the other side.
Get some edible chamomile flour?
Yes, yes, for at night when you're trying to go to sleep.
Edible chamomile flowers.
You know what?
Bring that over here.
I have trouble sleeping sometimes.
There we go.
Edible chamomile flowers.
Snap.
You could just munch on those.
Yeah.
Whatever happened to Prison Loaf.
Prison loaf?
Yeah, for Snap.
M-R-Es.
Yeah, how about that?
How about no edible chamomile flowers?
You could douse those flowers in some truffle oil.
Some truffle oil.
You have some truffle hot sauce.
I thought it's this projot is at room temperature.
Well, that's because I think some people back there don't like you.
I got some ice for you.
I already did too late.
I'll be calling you from the hospital for you.
Do you like some ice for you?
Yeah, give me some.
Just toss it on the prosciutto.
That's all I want.
That's a nice cool.
That's how they do it in here.
You know, it's a good thing.
Thank you, James.
White truffle hot sauce.
Oh, wait, but I prefer the black truffle infused olive oil.
You've heard of a mushroom.
Yeah.
This is fancier.
Right.
And by the way, a lot of SNAP recipients, they forage for those truffles.
Do they?
That's what I understand.
You can train them up.
And they sell them back and they get them back.
They do.
That's black.
Black truffle.
Yeah, it's a scheme.
I didn't know Walmart was into foraging now.
That's great.
I'm not even, well, they're into everything.
They have their hands in everything.
It's all about being a little bit more.
You want to keep your hands in this fig spread, Steven.
Look at this.
This what?
This fig spread.
Fig spread.
Fig spread.
You're used to a different kind of thing.
Yeah, fig spread.
Come on, man.
I tried that.
I'm like, oh, my backfluff spread.
It's fixed spread.
And that is $5.99 for 8.5 ounces.
People need some, you know what?
People need some help.
Here's the thing.
You guys, you're out there at your white privilege.
You just don't know how the other half lives.
Yeah, I guess the fuck we don't.
Yeah, and we'll get some fig spread around.
This is the other half.
Yeah.
Speaking of one of our favorite people in government.
That's right, Nancy Pelosi.
This is her favorite ice cream.
That's right, Jenny's gourmet ice.
Good.
Stick a pike of it up for us.
That's good it is.
It stays in the ice.
Did that stay in the ice?
Yeah, it came straight from the Arctic.
That's how good it is, how expensive it is.
Well, hold on a second.
We want to continue with this, but for those of you, I will have some after, but hold up.
I just have to let people know.
We're going to go to Rumble Premium, and obviously it's Chat Thursday.
We're going to continue with the Snap Feast.
You can click that.
It's less expensive than these items on Snap.
You can get it for $99 a month or $99 a year.
You get 100% more show.
You get a Friday show.
You also get everything ad-free.
It's the only way we're able to do this.
This, because we didn't want to commit fraud.
We didn't actually use EBT because none of us actually, but it could be ordered through EBT.
So we paid like $700-something dollars for this, which you can get all through Snap.
So please support us.
And before we go, let me just read a few things so you have a little bit of a teaser.
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