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Sept. 19, 2025 - Louder with Crowder
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SPECIAL: A Behind-the-Scenes Peek at Some of Our Biggest Productions
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Oh, ever heard of the fade out?
Yeah, you know, it's more of a jump in.
Yeah.
Yeah, I see that.
Get going, clown.
It's Friday.
It's a love letter to you guys.
Rumble premium.
And actually, today is going to be a mix of, you know, Scrapyard and the BTS.
So, you know what?
Just to make sure that we keep Nicholas Applejack on his toes, you know, where were he at?
It's time for Scrap Yard.
I'm Nason.
I'm number.
God.
No, no, everyone, shut up.
Everyone, and don't hit a single thing, Applejack.
Because that right there perfectly embodies what Scrapyard is.
You know, he's something that has no business being on air for you to see.
You shouldn't be subjected to this.
So, if anything, we all owe Applejack a thank you for keeping the true spirit of crap.
Now it's infectious.
The true spirit of scrapyard in his heart all day long.
Scrapyard, go.
You are scrapyard.
Yes.
That's his new nickname, Scrapyard Nick.
Yes.
We are all scrapyard, but Nick Moore.
I'm the trash man.
Because I'm the trash man.
Ooh, I'm the trash man.
Yeah.
And my name's Nick.
All right.
Glad to join you.
Captain Morgan, CEO.
Glad you're here.
Hello.
Yeah, it's one of those.
Glad to be here.
And you know him.
You'll love him.
They're lower than thirds of them.
They're not strobes.
Can you imagine him in like an early 1920s prison having to operate the spotlight to see if people are escaping?
That's how they got.
There's no one left in the prison.
This is the last castle.
He's a guard just hitting other guards with rubber bullets for no reason.
All right.
And Mr. Josh Feierstein, how are you, sir?
I'm good.
I'm good.
Can we get a Nick DePaulo lower third?
I got to type it in.
Oh, my big theaters.
I'm working.
Careful.
He has to type it in, but he has to hunt and peck.
He didn't even show me miming Hunting Peck.
Still on Josh.
No, you can help it.
I said, I get it.
Now I hunt connection.
Yeah.
Yeah, geez, Steven.
What is your problem with nothing going right yet?
Yeah, there you go.
Hey, baby, you're the problem.
Now bring that back up.
Bring that back up.
What did he bring back?
What did he speak?
Are we even here?
You go, Charlie.
There we go.
He needs a signer for the lower thirds.
Every day after the show, Johnny Boy asks me if I'm doing it intentionally.
Today I'm going to say I did.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you don't want to deal with that kind of heat from my office after this.
The good thing about this show, though, at least is not only do we get to be honest with you, but if we were on CNN or local news, we'd have like, and Josh Petegoff is here.
Seems there may be an error.
It's like, come on, guys.
All right.
That was a good bid that we just did, right?
Yeah.
Man.
Yeah.
Perfectly executed.
Let's get down to business.
We're playing eight shit chess.
All right.
Okay.
Soundboard's coming in.
So we have a little bit of scrapyard and then we have a little bit of behind the scenes for you here.
You know, you get to see how the sausage is made.
This wasn't revealing enough.
It's made with loose casings barely.
made with a prolapse standard.
So, you know, I hate this term like watch and react because people, you'll watch content online where people are just, they'll just play a clip and then just them, and they're going like, mm-hmm.
Yeah.
And there's like, well, yeah, but there's no react.
That's humorous.
Yes.
Very true.
You're just like, it's just an excuse for people to farm content.
But we try and find some diamonds in the rough for you for you here in the show and then, you know, add something to it.
And this one just, oh, yeah, I forgot to tell you.
Scrapy art is everything that didn't make air for whatever reason.
If you're new to this, sometimes it was either too offensive, sometimes, yeah, most times.
Sometimes we were just like, ah, it just doesn't work.
Sometimes we just didn't have time and we move on from it.
Yeah.
Like there are segments that are just cursed.
And then we go.
Oh, we get moved twice and then we're like, and it's good.
Like we put a lot of time.
Well, I mean, research, they put a lot of time to it.
Yeah.
Sorry, guys.
Or sometimes we put a lot of time into a bit and then we're like, this is bad.
Yeah.
This is like a.
Sometimes we write a bit drunk.
Yeah.
We're like, ah, that's not.
Sometimes operate the TriCaster drunk.
Yeah.
I know what you mean.
We need to get 5K.
So here's one.
And I don't know why we didn't get to it, but the Cincinnati Cougars, and I know what you're thinking, but no, it's actually a D2 team in the Women's Football Alliance.
I thought it was a swingers club.
Yeah, I know.
By the way, I know someone who went to one of those, and it's not the person you would expect.
I performed at one.
Really?
Yeah.
At a swingers' club?
Okay, well, we'll come back to that.
Yeah.
Wait, what?
You were there.
Oh, he was avoiding my content.
So here you go.
The Cincinnati Cougars, a D2 women's football team, showing you that the ladies can be just like the boys.
I'm Nason.
I'm number eight.
I play QB, and this is my liked up.
She even has a boy's name.
Travis is a fun sponge.
It's only the second game that my wife's ever come to, so you make me look silly.
First of all, she looks at your face every day.
That whole silly comment doesn't quite make sense to me.
She's lucky she landed in her peachy cradle computer.
For a luncheon.
They shit themselves.
And we walked right into it.
It was probably coach.
This tackled.
Jesus.
Oh, yeah.
You guys have to freaking tackle.
Gosh.
The eight fans in the stand.
That's how you motivate your team by sounding like an annoyed lunch lady.
Just whining.
You have to get in line for the mash tires.
Come on.
I wouldn't have included the clip where the male coach said he had to force his wife to come to a game.
First time ever she's been less embarrassed.
This is just, it's like, I guess that's what they think.
Like, I'm one of the boys.
I'm going to talk about farts.
And my coachie smells like roses.
Isn't that funny?
Because it's like the opposite because I'm gross.
I burped and I pooped during the national anthem.
Yeah.
And it's just, you know, it's just a perfect example.
Oh, by the way, that lady was immediately tackled and maimed by a 14-year-old boy.
It was like, there wasn't any question.
When they're trying to outmen the men, it's just awful.
It's just embarrassing.
And it's gross, obviously, because it's not ladylike, but you're just not good at it.
And I am really convinced that women do not want, they don't want men to treat women the way we treat men.
No.
Like, if you look at the trash talk that takes place in male teams or even in this office, most women will be crying.
It's like, your fart smell.
It'd be like, yeah, your mom's a whore, but I guess it's a good thing she got cancer.
Yeah, they do not want to be treated like men because they act like they go, oh, my farts smell like roses.
In the men's locker room, sometimes they pee on you.
Yes.
Greg Maddox famously did that to somebody on a rookie on his team.
Peed on him?
Yeah, he was talking to him, and in the middle of talking to him, everyone's laughing.
He goes, What are you guys laughing?
He looks down.
He's being pissed on.
Yeah.
That is kind of funny, honestly.
It's hilarious.
It is funny.
You're in the shower.
It's funny because if you do it nonchalantly to the point where he doesn't realize, if other people have to tell you you're being peed on, there is a skill element in that.
Yeah, it is.
It's like a stealth pee.
Yeah.
The rookie was talking about, he's like, Greg Maddox is talking to me in the shower.
I think it's the coolest thing is being peed on.
It's awesome.
But they don't want to get peed on.
It's not violent.
That's awesome.
If the guy had like decked Greg Maddox, we'd be all like, yeah, that makes sense.
Yeah, exactly.
You get to do that if you get peed on.
Right.
And like the girl is like, your fart smells.
They don't bam.
You don't want the physical nature, even the ribbing.
I'm not saying that.
No, you don't want the ribbon you.
No.
Talking like the physical nature of guys.
You don't want that.
No, well, both of them.
Here's the thing.
If a guy says, yeah, you know, I don't know.
I was in a lot.
And then he punched me in the face.
Your immediate question as a man to this man telling you is, well, what were you doing?
Right?
What were you doing before?
You cannot ask that to a woman, right?
It's like, I'm not saying, in other words, you've never heard a man say this, like, and he got punched.
And I'm not saying that any man ever, ever, ever, ever deserves to be punched.
There's no reason.
There's no excuse.
Every guy, like, the fuck you're talking.
Of course, there's like a million different excuses.
There's really good reasons to get punched.
Yeah.
We just choose not to punch each other.
Yeah, and you'll even ask your friend because you're like, look, I'm in your corner no matter what.
Okay, I get it.
Bandit brothers.
But what were you doing?
Because there's a good chance that you warranted being punched.
I was peeing on her.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So you were punched.
So do I have to fake like you're in the moral right here?
Crap.
Crap.
You do it to yourself.
I do, but I've been.
Wait, I didn't even hear what happened.
You missed the story.
You missed it.
What did I miss?
Did you hear it?
I missed it too.
What happened?
I'm not restating the obvious.
No, play it back, Billy.
Well, it's okay.
So when he runs down there, peeing on a person, they were like, come on.
Clip that.
Because I said it as though I was me because I can't.
What did you say?
I'm not doing anything.
Hey, what?
He said, I was peeing on her.
Yeah.
Totally getting.
I thought I could trick him into saying it again.
Yeah.
No, you will later.
Yeah.
We'll get it.
We'll get it.
We'll get it whether it's in the shower or not.
Yep.
You wait.
Yeah.
Just don't do it on the sidewalk, Gerald.
Yeah.
Wherever.
All right.
Here's the next one: Scrapyard.
We apologize.
I think it's important to also note that they got like third place in their league.
Second.
Second.
Second out of six.
How many?
They played six games.
Oh, geez.
Well, I guess you know what?
Maybe someone will finally hear you.
You can't, you have to freaking tackle.
Ow.
You can't win football without tackling.
You know what the defenders do?
They look over and say, oh, really?
That's what I'm supposed to do?
Thanks.
I was confused.
Yeah, exactly.
Wasn't trying to tackle either.
Well, you see it definitely in combat sports because you kind of spar with it.
And they used to often have me spar with like, well, roll, like train the women for their tournaments because they knew that I wouldn't hurt them.
And I coach kids.
And one time a girl hurt herself.
She dove into my legs and hit her head on my, and she started sobbing.
Yeah.
And this is like a very high-level competitor.
And I was like, I have rolled with countless people.
I've never once had a man hurt himself, not even an injury, an ouchie, start sobbing.
Yeah.
What do I do?
So I grabbed her tits.
All right.
That'll shut up.
It always makes a woman feel better.
Yeah.
I just want, and I said, this is.
Give it a couple squeezes.
This is a teaching moment.
Yes.
This will help you.
Yeah.
I said, you got to freaking tackle.
Here's another one.
She said, thanks, Sensei.
I said, that's master.
Oh.
Say yes, sir, to me.
Careful.
I'll get Gerald in here.
He'll pee on every last one of you.
I don't know.
It's Craig Maddox.
It wasn't me.
They call him the jellyfish.
Yeah, careful.
He's eating.
If he's eaten wrong, he's the ink squid.
He is.
Don't scare Gerald, okay?
Don't scare.
Holy, it doesn't blind you.
He just shits on the ground and runs away.
Who has one of those ready in the chamber?
Gerald, you just defecated in a public place and you walked off with a slight jog.
You're not even running.
You're speedwalking.
I'm channeling my inner India.
All right.
Who are you?
Do you think anyone complains in India if someone?
Because 600 million people go around.
Oh, come on.
That was where I was going to shit.
Now that you've seen the commercial, the Bonte commercial with all the poop dancing on the railroad.
But leave some shitting spares for the rest of us.
So inconsiderate.
There's no eye in poop.
We all talk about you have to shit at a staggered pattern.
You can't do it in a straight line.
All right.
Here's another one on the conversation of gas.
A woman's trip.
Oh, I remember this.
And we didn't get to it.
A woman's trip to the gas station ended up in her being tased.
And what I love about this is you can see the moment where she goes from arrogant feminist who's no one's going to tell her what to do to, oh, oh, oh, God.
Oh!
And tell me why I'm going to get ticked, sir.
Because we're on your way.
No, I'm not.
No.
Watch this.
Head bob.
No.
Look at the cop.
Just like.
Here's why I love it so much.
First off, she does the body posture.
Uh-huh.
Like she's Turbo Man.
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