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🔴HOAX WARNING: The Media is Going to Use Her To Stop Trump's Deportations
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Subject for today...
Glad to be with you.
It's Friday.
It's Friday, which means, well, I guess right now you could all be white, but this is a love letter to OG Mug Club, Rumble Premium.
Friday is the show that is just for Rumble Premium users because Tim Pool goes two hours.
We're going to send you over to him if you are not a member.
And sometimes, you know, it's a grab bag.
There's a lot going on.
Sometimes there's nothing going on.
There's a new Pope, Bob.
Bobby!
That's nice.
Talk about that.
And today, there's also another major deportation hoax.
We're going to call it, make a prediction.
This is what you're going to be seeing in the media over the next few weeks.
It's the new Abrego Garcia.
We have Captain Morgan, CEO.
How are you, sir?
Doing well.
How are you?
I'm good.
Do you like the shirt?
Ah, very nice.
Very nice.
Oh, my gosh.
Is it good?
Is it bad?
Making you look like Michael Juden?
Yeah, it's like a Rorschach test for anti-Semitism.
Michael Juden.
I feel like both sides could wear this to a protest and be offended.
Yes, exactly.
It'd be like the Spider-Man of anti-Semitism.
Are you?
What?
They're one of us!
They're one of us!
I don't know if we take too kindly to your kind around here.
Where'd you get that shirt?
Do we?
That's kind of nice.
Alright, okay.
How'd you feel about Pope Bob?
Alright.
And when...
Well, no, what was I going to say?
We don't do the theme music anymore.
Anyway, Good Night's Comedy Club in Raleigh, North Carolina, Friday, Saturday, May 23rd and 24th.
Josh Feierstein.
How are you, sir?
Good.
I'm excited about the...
Hey!
Yeah, I got this one, too.
I like it better in the black.
Wow.
Yeah.
I like it.
I like it better black.
CB foe!
That's a deep cut.
It is.
Hey, look, it's the evil twin who didn't get the placenta of Michael Caine on CNN right now.
That's true.
He looks like the bad guy from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
Yes, he does.
Put a fedora on him and a short tie.
You gotta...
Why do you think we don't use tariffs anymore?
What?
Oh, Michael Caine's on CNN.
Alright.
That's a pretty good Michael Caine.
It is.
Nice.
Michael Caine is as Michael Caine does.
Alright.
I wouldn't overdo it.
Wow.
I forgot.
I've got Gerald giving me advice on comedy.
I can't resist.
I'm a bit of a prick today.
Yeah, you are.
You are.
You are.
I don't like you in the...
I don't like you in the Jew shirt.
It's empowering.
You're not the same Jew.
I know.
I'm not sure which way, though.
Yeah, I know, but just be careful.
You don't actually have the money.
And he prefers it in white.
Yes, he does.
I know.
This whole thing started off...
Really poorly, but speaking of which, this commentator and professional Bruno Mars impersonator, Kate Fagan, was bitching on ESPN, the sports network, about...
Being on this show has been...
Hey, by the way, we have Lil Nick, Lil Nicky, in training today.
You know what?
This is gonna be a first.
You gotta admonish yourself, big guy.
Let's hit it.
Watch, he's gonna hit the wrong button.
Hold on.
Admonishing himself.
Come on, hit it.
Take it!
There you go.
It's the Slacker's Blood Brothers.
Nice.
So, hold on, Nick.
You can wait for it, okay?
Commentator and professional Bruno Mars impersonator.
See, that was a quip.
Kate Fagan discussed this on ESPN.
She was...
He?
She?
Bitching about how the civil rights issue of our time on ESPN is men in girls sports.
Okay.
Being on this show has been a privilege and a platform, and I know it's my last time on it, and I want to say something worthy of that privilege and platform, and that is this, that trans kids deserve to play sports.
They can.
Think about what you remember from your time playing sports.
Like, 99% of it is...
Looks like sports.
Looks like dashboard.
Community.
Joy.
Those high fives.
It's that moment when you have a great play with a teammate.
It's the feeling of belonging, and it does not know gender.
What?
Trans kids deserve that, the same as everybody else does.
And, Tony, this space has, on Around the Horn, it's been about diversity and inclusion, lifting up voices.
I thought it was about sports.
Yeah, I don't know.
Sports is joy.
Oops.
And sports is humanity.
Time's up.
Shut up.
Tony, I love you.
So thanks for having me back on.
How funny would it be if he just threw up in his mouth a little?
Well, they downrank for comments.
You should just negative one point.
This is what it's about.
It's about diversity.
By the way, that show Around the Horn.
It's canceled.
Yeah, it is.
It's going off the air in May.
So she decided to get her shots in.
Please, by all means, leftists, just keep doing this.
Keep doing this.
No one's buying it anymore.
Aside from, you know, some white women, unfortunately.
Suburban white women, you are the only reason that biological men compete in women's sports.
It's the only demographic.
It's the only one.
That is the reason why biological men compete in women's sports.
That doesn't mean all white women, but black women, most of them are like, eh, no.
Hispanic women, most of them are like, eh, okay.
And then white women say, yes!
Why?
Because most of them don't play sports.
Most of them have never had their ass beaten.
By a biological man in a sport.
And so they go out there and they make it the civil rights issue of their time.
And because they don't know what they're talking about.
Because they don't play sports.
We gotta let the trans kids play.
They can play.
Right.
I mean, a lot of sports.
First of all, trans kids aren't a thing.
Second of all, a lot of sports up until the age of a teenager, mid-teenager, it's all co-ed anyway.
Soccer, baseball.
No one's stopping a girl from playing t-ball.
Right.
I don't know if it's that way with contact sports, but you're right.
Trans kids, I think it's different state to state.
Like wrestling, they separate, and I know sometimes girls will be blended in and, you know, get horribly beaten.
I think, like, this is that wordplay, it's just, well, they can.
Yes, they can.
They can play the sport with your gender.
Yeah.
I'm sorry, you can play sport.
Yeah, you might be riding the bench.
Sure.
Because you suck.
I thought it was an innuendo, like riding the bench.
No, no.
Because it could be as well.
He likes it better black.
So, Instagram, by the way.
I know a guy named Bench.
I know a guy named Black.
Johnny.
So, her Instagram, by the way, is just full of...
These protests and her support therein against Donald Trump.
Here's one thing she posted on her Instagram.
By the way, she's a sports commentator.
No, she's not.
Said, not here for ignorant people, most of whom have never cared about women's sports and still don't.
You mean women?
Hey, hey, women, if you care so much about women's sports, watch them.
That's gonna lie.
Weaponizing them against the trans community, trans day of visibility.
Not here for the ignorant people, just here for the shitty faux hawks.
It's just like...
That was Lance Bass.
Yeah, that even men got rid of a decade ago.
You know what I really hate?
I mean, so much.
But in specific, in this instance specifically, is like...
You used to sort of, especially the comedian, you used to sort of walk up to that line.
You knew where it was.
I'm like, okay, I get why there's backlash.
Now it's like you walk out your door and there are people like this pointing the finger and they're angry and you have no idea even why.
Like, what?
What's happening?
Wait, we've done something wrong by not watching the WNBA?
I thought it was right not to watch the WNBA.
You know there are more women than men in this country.
You could watch it!
You could even pay for a ticket.
You could pay for a ticket.
There's lots of available seats.
There are, and they're very inexpensive tickets.
You could name me a team.
Any team.
At the WNBA.
Seattle Storm.
Yeah, but that's because you're a man.
You care more than most women.
Women don't watch women's sports, and so they have to send out this trans thing.
Is it trans?
I don't know.
No, I think that's just a regular old lesbian.
Oh, yeah.
No, she's just a lesbian.
Oh, she's just a lesbian?
A run-of-the-mill lesbian.
Okay.
That made herself look like a man.
The lady there, you know, the other one's getting the short end of the stick.
She is.
Like, because here's the thing.
Well, there's no stick.
Jinx!
The shortest.
If I'm a lesbian, can you bring that back up?
Guys, here's the thing.
I'm going to tell you this, and you all know that you feel the same way.
Okay.
If I'm a lesbian, and I'm the broad there with, you know, the Lance Bass kind of faux hawk.
Right.
Okay.
It makes sense.
Because I've rejected men.
I'm like, I don't want the masculine form.
I love the feminine form.
And by the way, I'm a man.
I, too, like feminine.
I've noticed this, though.
Most lesbian couples, it's usually a cute or pretty girl and then one that looks like a man.
Right.
And it makes sense because the one who looks like a man is getting what we would like as men.
We're attracted to women.
But then that other woman who's attracted to women gets a dickless man.
A bull dyke.
It just doesn't seem fair.
Yeah.
They get minge.
I don't even know what that means, but it sounds appropriate.
Every once in a while, you see a...
Hold on a second.
Is there something I'm missing?
I don't know.
It's just like an English word.
It's a British version.
For lesbian?
For what?
For trim.
For China.
Wow.
I'm sorry.
I didn't know that, no.
I went on my head.
Tinge of the minge, yeah.
Let's comment.
There's no sign.
You can never have enough minge.
It's better than Fanny.
Thanks, sex offender Michael Caine.
Yeah, exactly.
There's a new character.
No means no, but sometimes no means yes.
All right.
Michael Caine.
Take her into the back cave.
I heard your cries when you were a boy, but you were a girl.
Now your boy!
What?
Oh!
You're still doing...
Is this a mix of Alfie and Gordon?
I don't understand it.
But I get that you're very sexually active.
Which many people are in their old age?
No wait, Michael Caine's dead, isn't he?
I think so.
Son of a bitch.
Wait, Michael Caine?
No, I have no idea.
I just wanted to be agreeable.
Guys, it's Friday.
Okay?
This is all...
This is all permissible.
He's alive.
He's alive!
Oh, thank heavens!
For a moment, I was worried.
Story's over 95. It'd be fine either way.
Should I advise Gerald for that?
What?
No, I said I thought he was dead.
What?
We'll get to it.
It reminds Gerald, anyway.
Hey, hold on.
I'll never felt so alive.
Hold on.
That's anti-Semitic.
Oh.
Is it?
Look at what's on my shirt, Stephen.
Yeah?
See, you're anti-Semitic because you attributed it to the Jews.
No one else here thought that.
You need to check this.
You need to do some self-examination.
We're making them look really cool, though.
It's true.
A rebel Jew.
A Michael Jordan-esque Jew?
Oh my gosh.
That's awesome.
He might fulfill his demanding wife's request, like, slightly later.
Yes.
Today.
If you are not, we're going to continue Rumble Premium right there, where we take your chat.
We have a lot of stories to get to the deportation hoax.
We're going to get to the new Pope, Bob, as I like my Popes, $99 annually or $9.99 a month, and none of this happens without you.
But let's move on here to the next story.
Yes.
You know, remember Maryland Man?
Sorry, I didn't let you finish your point when he said minge.
I got very distracted.
Dude, I have no idea.
Okay, okay.
He's got minge in the brain.
Not important, yeah.
It's gotta be the whole day.
Black Minge.
I got Black Minge on the mind.
So, Marilyn, you remember the Marilyn man?
That was Abrego Garcia?
Well, the left is kind of, they're not quite moving on, but someone is, I think, giving them the memo, like, eh, not this one.
So, um...
They're going to move on to the next story that they can use.
And of course, they're going to lie to you about it.
But at this point, it doesn't have a tough act to follow.
They just have to not be a member of MS-13 and beat their wife.
There you go.
And so, I think they're going to move on to this next lady.
I'm predicting this is going to be the victim du jour.
You will see it on cable news.
It's time to bring out Zoltar.
making a prediction.
Yeah, yeah.
This is Arias Cristobal.
Are we still, are we Rumble Premium?
We're Premium.
Oh, okay.
Okay, good.
So we're not going wide?
Oh, thank goodness.
I was like, oh boy, this is going to go off the rails.
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