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Feb. 28, 2025 - Louder with Crowder
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Crafting Crowder's Comedy Gold | Behind the Scenes
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Fighting for insiders.
Time to stop.
Insiders fighting for insiders.
America first.
Love the flow.
69. Good morning, Mug Club.
Before we start the show, just wanted to give you a quick update on Wednesday about a story that we reported on, a viral story concerning Mary Kate Cornett.
We were reporting on the alleged story with the information available at the time.
So since that time, new information has been presented that we wanted to make you guys aware of.
Cornett and her father have posted that Cornett was the victim of a categorically false, malicious, organized, and defamatory cyber attack.
They also state that the family has been publicly doxed and that they have filed police reports with local law enforcement.
As information becomes available, we will let you guys know.
And with that, on with the show.
Welcome, new Rumble Premium members, new Rumble Premium members, and of course, the OG MoClub folks, members, and of course, the OG MoClub folks, I just spat while talking.
Really?
Yeah, like James Carville.
Somebody's going to slow that down.
I haven't introduced you yet.
Now...
Doesn't matter.
Friday, for those of you who are new, sometimes it's just a live show like every other day.
Sometimes it's a life advice.
Sometimes it's a scrapyard.
All the content that didn't make air, and usually rightfully so.
Sometimes Gerald apologizes for things.
I do.
And sometimes, on a day like today, we have, of course, Mr. Josh Firestein here.
You can follow him at Josh underscore Firestein on Instagram or not underscore Firestein on X. And what we have is...
What we have is a behind-the-scenes show.
The kids say BTS.
I thought it was a Korean pop band.
It's both.
It is?
This area of the studio is very quiet.
Is it?
Are you manifesting?
I see an empty gay microphone by the fire.
You mean there?
I don't know.
I just wanted to see how you would react if I didn't introduce you.
I did it on purpose.
Throw you off your game.
I tried to be bigger than that.
Well, you're 6'5".
Isn't it big enough?
It's true.
I actually got measured today.
He's still a growing boy.
Yes, he is.
I thought I was 6'4".
She measured me.
I was 6'5".
I've been telling you for years.
You've been telling me for years.
I've never thought it was true.
Yeah, of course.
I always thought maybe you're on the upper end of 6'4".
With shoes, it was like 6'5 and 3 quarters.
I'm like, no, no, no.
You've got to knock the shoes down.
I'm like, holy cow, I'm 6'5".
Me too.
Maybe it wasn't accurate.
It's okay.
You measure from the doorway, right?
Yeah.
You don't measure from the base.
You measure from...
The back.
Now...
Oh, I'm a whole four inches.
They don't call me baked bean for nothing.
So it is...
That's what I do.
That's my dirty talk.
My dirty talk is just...
It drives the ladies out the door and straight into an...
Yeah, or to the police, one of the two.
I was just watching Mr. Bean the other day, actually.
Yeah?
Yeah, with my lady, and I don't know how I feel about it.
It partially holds up, but it partially doesn't.
I showed my kids.
My daughter, she's 10, she loved it.
Okay, my kids are a little too young.
She wanted to watch more.
Yeah, my daughter actually was concerned that he was retarded.
She's smart.
She's like, why is he so silly?
And I thought, she's like, no, but why is he so silly?
You see, he shouldn't be taking a test.
It was one where he's taking a test.
Oh, yes.
They're going to grade him harshly.
All right, so this is a behind-the-scenes show because there's so much work that goes into this, even when we don't necessarily be, we're not able to check off our five items that we did that week.
Here we go again.
Five more?
Really?
I've got to do this every week?
It's crazy comparing what we do here to the federal government and you at home.
So a lot of work goes in behind the scenes and sometimes you guys want to see what that looks like.
So here's one actually.
Often you'll see politicians, maybe talking heads, pundits, compromise their integrity by sort of presenting these contradicting opinions.
We've talked about that.
I thought here, like, what would I sound like if pretty much all of the things that I say and I believe, and we kind of have the benefit, or certainly I do, since 2009, going back to a blue bed sheet, like, my life is out in the open.
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