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Dec. 4, 2024 - Louder with Crowder
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BREAKING: Why South Korea's Martial Law Really Matters to America
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You could talk to me.
I understand.
Samson, I just don't understand why you won't tell me what would make you as weak as any other man.
What?
What?
I repeat, what?
Is that a...
Of course not.
Why would I tell you that?
Oh, you don't trust me?
Is that it?
Is that a serious question?
Is that a serious question?
Of course I don't trust you.
The last time we went out for Drink Tuesday at Happy Hour, you said, hey, what would make you as weak as any...
You remember?
What would make you as weak as any other man?
I said, oh, I don't know.
We had a couple of daiquiris.
Oh, you know what?
If I wake up tied in fresh ropes, lo and behold, the very next morning, tied with fresh ropes, they still smell like new ropes.
That was a sex thing, Samson.
Oh, it was a sex thing.
Was it?
Was it a sex thing?
Because I don't remember any sex.
As part of that thing.
While we're on the subject, what would make you as weak as any other man?
Why don't you trust me?
And I tell you, you know, if someone were to tie my hair in a weave, I would lose all my power and I wake up like this!
This!
I would love the new look!
Who would love this new look?
Who, my boy George?
No one likes this look!
Simpson, I just need you to trust me.
Oh, you need me to trust you!
Okay, now we're at the point where we talk about your needs, forget about my needs at all, as the strongest man in the world who's actually tasked with ensuring the bloodline of the Lord's people effectively.
Do you have any idea how hard it is?
To kill over a dozen people with the jawbone of a donkey?
Now, do you know how hard it is to actually get a jawbone off a donkey?
It isn't gonna work if you don't trust me.
Okay.
Box, boundaries.
We need to work on this together.
We're a team.
We are not each other's enemy.
My hair.
Okay?
That's the source of all my power.
You want me to trust you?
There it is.
I'm being vulnerable instead of angry because anger is not an emotion.
It simply masks the real emotion.
We know that.
If my hair were cut, I'd be as weak as any other man.
Shit.
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so hmm
Glad to be with you.
And we also have back with us today, Captain Morgan, CEO. How are you?
I'm well.
How are you?
Yeah, because you're not sick.
You lied.
No, I was sick.
I just wasn't as sick as my wife and children who I was taking care of.
His family was sick.
I was also sick.
I still am also...
Okay, wait.
I don't believe him.
Yeah, it was...
Screw you, Tim!
It was Munchausen by pussy.
Oh!
Sorry.
Okay, before we get to that, we have a lot to get to today.
South Korea.
It's a silly place.
Tiny people.
But it is in chaos and it has some implications for the United States.
Have you been following this?
Do you know what's going on there?
We're going to kind of give you the ins and outs because a lot of people here don't necessarily know and it's not going to go great.
Also, a lot of celebrities have been fleeing the country, you know, because of Donald Trump.
And some OnlyFans celebrities now are sterilizing themselves.
So we've actually done an analysis of the countries to which they are fleeing.
Spoiler alert, you leave the United States for more freedom, you don't get it.
There is no other place honored.
I think we're looking at the wrong...
The wrong data here.
What we want is a country with functioning and contributing members of society.
I don't think that a college degree is an indicator of that anymore.
I think income.
I think family stability.
I think debt to savings ratio.
I think there are a lot of other metrics that would be more valuable and we need to fundamentally shift that window and how we think about it in the country.
But comment below as to what you think and at some point today because we will be talking about Chinese...
Extraction machines.
You're going to see this on YouTube.
Head on over to Rumble.
That's where you should watch anyway.
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It's a live show.
Weekdays, 10 a.m.
And on Rumble Premium, you also get this man's show, who is in third chair today.
When you hear this...
You can watch him evenings here on Rumble Premium and formerly Mud Club.
And Thursday, February 20th, he's going to be at the Bricktown Comedy Club in Tulsa, Oklahoma?
Sure, if you say so.
Okay.
All of his dates.
I thought that was Josh.
Is that Josh?
No, that's me.
That is you.
February, but yeah, it's in February of the next year, so I'm really packing the schedule, as you can see.
Well, hold on a second.
NickDip.com for all his dates.
Funniest man alive.
Nick DiPaolo, how are you, sir?
I'm terrific, Stephen.
How are you?
I'm good.
I'm good.
We're all better than Gerald, apparently, as far as, you know, honesty.
Is he sick, Gerald?
He's not sick.
No, I am sick.
Yeah.
I still am.
You are sick.
You're sick.
That's a sick thing to do.
No.
No.
I am too.
Sick in the head.
Let's go on to this because we have Nick DiPaolo right here in third chair and this is just a layup.
This is T-ball at this point.
This is funny.
So automation, you know, is taking a lot of jobs and that's a discussion to have.
Automation versus AI, I think, are two separate discussions.
Okay.
Let's all handle this maturely.
No!
What?
The Chinese...
Chinese, for the uninitiated.
It is a slow news day.
When you know we're talking about South Korea, it's a slow news day, but that often means these are the best days.
So, the Chinese are taking automation quite seriously, as they often do, with a new, hyperly efficient device, as the Chinese do, to help their men provide samples.
Samples.
First off, pause.
Pause.
You know where this is going.
Yeah, right up my ass.
I apologize.
That is very generous for the population of Chinese males.
Let's continue with this.
Lied about the grande.
Could fit 30 in there.
There isn't even a privacy screen.
It's in the hallway!
Somebody's doing their laundry.
We have an ATM in Savannah that has them.
What are you doing?
Making it to Pawsit!
It's one of those new biometric...
Also, by the way, Pawsit, don't you love how this guy, of course, someone in China, would be analyzing a fake vagina machine with no arousals, just like, okay, good depth!
He's proud of his machine.
This is what happens when you kill all your daughter!
He's waiting like a soft serve's gonna come out of it.
This thing made coffee, too?
Okay, keep playing.
There's an audio jack.
Oh, there's an audio jack!
Oh, I thought that was bass.
It can replicate physical moments of sexual intercourse by moving back and forth for audio.
Comprehensive coverage.
And pressure.
It minimizes waste and prevents contamination.
I'm sorry, what?
Congratulations!
You're my 100 customers!
It looks like a commercial for GM trucks, eight pistons or something.
Ram top!
This thing got a Hemi?
Yes, exactly.
Yeah, it's a Hemi.
Oh!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
It's a Hemi!
You need turbo!
They don't even try to put a little fake hair around it?
No, they don't.
No semi with a Hemi.
I always have fantasy of short circuit.
Yeah, what happens if power goes out?
You're stuck in that.
Explain that to your electrician.
Turn on their coal power generator, it gets too torquey.
The wife's gonna go out and put gas in the gentleman.
Get me out of this thing!
I like this one.
Hey, you getting an MRI? One day someone's gonna be running out of there.
Oh no!
Skynet has fallen!
The machines!
Everybody!
Everybody!
That seems perfect for the Chinese, because they don't seem very sensual.
I might be wrong about that, but it's very mechanical.
They have a billion kids a year.
Let's get this done.
Let's get the cream to the top.
This is what happens when you kill all your daughters.
This is the byproduct of a godless society.
It's a society where they go, oh, we need to have more fuel.
Well, we only want sons.
So no women.
They have a real birth problem.
They're going to be forcing women to carry babies in five years' time, I bet.
That's what Lane was talking about.
I already ordered one.
There's an option.
You can make you BLT after.
That cost me an extra 50. It was a luxury package.
It insults you.
I love how it has an audio jacket.
It's this hyper-modern machine, but it doesn't even have Bluetooth.
Voice activated.
Hey, hey, you say, hey, Siri, suck my...
I'm sorry.
Look, like I always say, this is a PG-13.
But this is going on in the world.
Is it really?
This is going on in the world.
That's China.
That's the state of it.
When people here are not having children, when people here are vilifying the nuclear family, you end up with China.
Whenever someone points to Eastern philosophy, medicine, or say I spent time in the Orient, I think you can still say that now, just go, why?
They've got nothing right.
They're already here.
I tried when I was at the shopper image at the mall.
LAUGHTER Yeah, very horny.
China, hypersonic missiles, and this.
Yeah, exactly.
That's their version of Ikea.
My bookcase turn into a fake bookcase.
Freshly clean.
Also try meatball on the way out.
Follow arrow.
They'll figure a way to use that as a torture device.
Oh, of course they will.
They'll heat up that pipe to 4,000 degrees.
They'll put some bamboo chips in it.
Surprise!
Broken glass.
Oh, no!
Broken glass.
Not again.
And make the macaroni.
Oh, China.
I don't like it, and I think we should punish them with more sanctions and tariffs.
It'll blow you and make potstickers.
You don't know why they stick.
No.
There's not even a privacy screen.
You're going to have six guys lined up in one place.
Put them in ballpark bathrooms.
I just think you have these celebrities.
We'll get them complaining about this dystopian world in the United States.
What do you think about a bunch of Chinese men screwing a machine like 12 in a room because they have a birth rate problem?
Is that not 84 enough?
How's that make you feel, feminist?
Hey buddy, hurry up!
Big line!
We actually have feminist setting!
While you bang machine, it talk back!
Make me feel bad about myself!
Never her fault!
Never machine fault!
I know what I'm getting for Christmas.
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Uh...
Nothing to do with coffee, by the way.
Brutu.
Brutu.
I too?
You too?
Brutu.
Hey, by the way, where is Josh?
He said he had to be out for a doctor's appointment or something.
I don't remember approving that.
Can we get him on the line?
Yeah, I'll give it a shot.
Here we go.
Josh.
Where in the world is Judge?
Hey!
Hello?
Yeah, Josh, where are you?
I heard something about a doctor's note.
Are you sick, actually?
No, I'm just getting a fertility check.
Are you on a plane?
What?
No.
That looks like a plane.
We've reached an altitude of 30,000 feet.
We hope you enjoy the John Will Marathon on our 12-hour, 50-minute flight to Beijing.
Oh, hell yeah.
John Woo!
Gotta go, Steven.
Yeah, I don't...
Where in the world is...
Okay.
I mean, if you ever want to be first in line, that's the case.
You want to be customer number one.
Yes, exactly.
Oh, what a messed up...
Screw the iPhone lines.
Maybe that's the, you know...
What a messed up godless society.
And they still won't allow their citizens to smoke pot, so what does that tell you?
They all look stoned anyway.
By the way, we do have a couple of sort of ongoing watches, I guess to say, to keep an eye on today.
The Daniel Penny verdict could be coming back.
I know that the, is it the jury, they're deliberating right now.
They're deliberating, yes.
Deliberating.
For those who don't remember, this is Daniel Penny, New York.
He is the person on trial for manslaughter who subdued the crazy, likely crackhead in the subway, Jordan Neely, and was asked to restrain him.
And they may try and crucify this guy.
Oh, they're trying.
You get a look at the district attorney.
Oh, yeah.
My theory holds true.
Yep.
The guy's facing 15 years, potentially, in prison if he's convicted.
So we'll keep you updated on that.
By the way, while we're talking about New York City, we all know that New York City is the worst city in the country.
So we've actually made, I've made here a Truth Social post inviting you right now today live to drop your best New York City memes or your jokes and we'll air our favorite ones live right here on the show before the end.
So go to my Truth Social right there.
It's a great platform to go and take part.
Obviously that's where you read most of Trump's posts.
And yeah, the winner gets a lock of Gerald's neck hair because he's run out of back hair.
Neck hair?
Yes.
Also today, we're going to keep an eye on this, you know, the Supreme Court.
We talked about this Monday.
I don't know why more people are not talking about this.
The case before the Supreme Court right now, that's going to start today.
They're talking about it right here.
It's about, basically, think about this.
You talk about a slippery slope.
Before the Supreme Court, it has made it to the highest court in the land where you have people pushing for minors, for children, to get sex changes.
They're actually trying to get the Supreme Court to forbid states from banning sex changes and hormones for minors.
So when people say, oh, that's not an issue, why are you turning out all the fake culture war stuff?
This is before the Supreme Court today.
You know what?
This actually brings us, we introduced you to the lawyer, Strangio.
So this brings us to an installment of Strangio Things.
If Tennessee is successful, if the Supreme Court in essence sides with the government of Tennessee, I think that will open the door to the types of federal bans on this care, not only for minors, but for adults too.
For adults too, you think?
I do, I do, and I think that's one of the things we should be really concerned about.
We're hearing a lot about young people can't consent to this care, but it is their parents consenting to this care, and at the end of the day, we have adults who live as transgender people, people like myself, who have Families who are part of communities, who are part of this society, And if the incoming administration bans our health care, that is essentially excising us from this country.
Yeah, and it was hard to pick because it gets worse.
There's actually a clip of this person with Jake Tapper saying that two-year-olds can transition.
If we could pull that clip, Mission Control.
People as young as two know that they're living like this.
People as young as two.
Come on.
They're not even to the age of eating paste at that point.
You don't even know if the child has a learning disability at two.
Look, if you don't believe in the idea of eating, going before the Supreme Court to argue that children should be able to irreparably I don't know what more you need.
Comment below.
How does it get more evil in the United States?
We're in a nice insulated world here where we don't have genocide.
We don't really have wars right here in our home front.
That's about as bad as it gets.
And by the way, everything that person said is the opposite.
Like I told you, they try and gaslight you.
This may remove care from adults.
No, that's not what we're talking about.
This is actually, it is consented to by the parents.
No, no.
The problem that you have right now is many parents have said, no, no, we do not consent to this.
And you want states to be able to take those children away from the parents.
The bans say the parents have the right to determine the future of their children when they're as young as, I don't know, two.
So when they say the parents are consenting to this, no.
The parents are saying no.
And you don't want the parents to be able to say no.
You want the state to forcibly say yes.
So make sure you really understand that dynamic there and we frame it properly as we discuss this issue.
And we'll bring up that other clip here in the show.
Send that in to us, guys.
And we talked about this with Tim Walls, the sanctuary state for this kind of stuff.
Yep.
So don't think like, oh, okay, they're just trying to make it to where this is accessible to people who maybe can get their parents to sign off on it because a doctor says, hey, they're going to commit suicide if you don't.
You're a good parent, right?
You want to make sure that your son doesn't commit suicide, right?
That's exactly the kind of stuff that happens from these freaking doctors that should do a better job and then put Tim Walz's state's policies on every state.
Yeah.
And then put Washington State, I believe it was, where they said that they could run away from their parents and they wouldn't even tell them where they were.
They would hide the information from their parents.
They would hide the information from their parents if they're out there.
So it's this dystopian world where kids can just do whatever the hell they want and run away and get sex changes.
That's before the Supreme...
Before the Supreme Court today.
A lot of Americans aren't aware of case law sometimes.
They're not aware that the Heller v.
D.C. case that we talked about, the dissenting opinion, said that actually you have no right to own firearms whatsoever.
When you actually get into the legal arguments out of the court of public opinion, but what has to be argued in a court of law, it's terrifying.
So, we'll stay on top of that and update you as these things kind of continue to play out today.
Let's go to this while we're Waiting on that.
The left is really, if you listen or watch their shows, and we do every day, and that's why we provide all of the references.
Link in the description.
And most of them are left-leaning sources.
I think when we run the numbers, it's about 80-something percent.
Because we don't want you to believe what we're saying right here.
We want you to believe the arguments that the left are making themselves.
So right now the argument that they are making in trying to correct course from this last election, the shellacking, is actually the big divide we should focus on is Trump is only able to win because of a lack of education.
We need to look at voters, not male, female, not race, not class, but the educated, meaning college degrees, that's the metric they use.
Do you equate that with being educated today, a college degree?
I don't.
Versus the uneducated, huddled masses who don't know any better.
You know, you.
What's the big divide in American politics?
It's the diploma divide.
College-educated people are now trending sharply to the left, to the Democrats.
High school-educated people are trending sharply to the right.
So, Americans who don't travel...
Who are...
Who 80% don't have a passport.
Who are uneducated.
Shut up, bitch!
Extraordinary naivete.
So why do you think that uneducated white women voted against their reproductive health?
And they think that only stupid people vote for politicians like Donald Trump.
Well, there may be stupid people in America, just as there are no doubt stupid people in this country.
Let me just make one point here.
They're trying to equate higher education with intelligence.
You just heard them do that.
If higher education was a sign of intelligence, then not everybody would be able to do it.
You cannot have a bell curve that is reality, as far as IQ, and say, and everyone can and should go to college.
You can't have it both ways.
Higher education, a college degree, cannot be an indicator of intelligence if you claim that everyone can do it.
Does that make sense?
Can you comment below?
Let me know.
Does that make sense?
And what is education anymore?
Is this the metric that we should be looking to?
And when I say education, I mean how they are using it.
Because the truth is, you don't even need a public library anymore.
The Goodwill hunting line doesn't work because you have a smartphone.
You can learn anything at any moment.
And what's scary is we have more information than ever, more tools to learn than ever, and we have people who are less literate than previous generations.
So we have a problem of choice.
Really, we have a problem with people making the wrong decisions.
Just like obesity.
You can eat healthy.
You can choose to not.
Sorry, food deserts are not a thing anymore.
The idea that you can only eat fast food if you're poor, that's not a thing anymore.
You can eat oats, bananas, tuna, eggs, milk.
You can be healthy and poor.
We have more choice than ever, and we have fatter people, we have sicker people, we have dumber people, according to standardized literacy and mathematics tests.
And you have, in the palm of your hand, more power than all of NASA from when your parents were growing up.
And that's why they want to perpetuate this lie, and we're going to get to this thesis from, I believe, a student and professor to show you what kind of education you can expect in our hallowed halls.
This is the latest installment of Make My Professor Famous.
All right.
Alright.
The X post here sums it up quite well.
This is Allie Lukes, an English literature PhD candidate at Cambridge.
A lot of impressive words there.
They also teach, by the way, when they're a candidate.
Yes, this person teaches.
Class.
Said, posted this, thrilled to say...
Of course they look like that.
Thrilled to say I passed my Viva with no corrections and I'm officially PH done.
The title of the thesis in question, Olfactory Ethics, the Politics of Smell in Modern and Contemporary Prose.
What?
No, no, no, no.
This is the Harris voter.
Yeah, you're just uneducated.
You're just uneducated.
Stop being uneducated, okay?
Educate.
I expect better from the Aryan in the Guinea here.
Bullshit, I went to DeVry.
I'm a phoenix.
University of Maine, 2.4, and I'm proud of it.
A lot of fat broads.
Go ahead.
Definitely.
Dr. Lukes posted this, he posted her abstract to clarify, because you might be confused, so let me make sure it's really clear.
This is what this person posted.
The broad aim of this thesis is to offer an intersectional and wide-ranging study of olfactory oppression by establishing the underlying logics that facilitate smells application in creating and subverting gender, class, sexual, racial, and species-powered Structures.
So really about smell and how that relates to oppression.
Least thrilled about this thesis, by the way, is this guy.
Yeah, he's not...
Oh, come on.
So, and here's the thing, too.
It didn't even look like a cab.
No.
It could have been a Buick.
It could have.
And let me, here's the thing.
Oh, that was great.
Higher education.
Cambridge.
Right.
But common sense would say, if you're actually looking to resolve a problem, if you actually believe that we have a problem of gender, racially based oppression in this country, it's You go, okay, what affects that most?
You'd have a list of ten things.
Olfactory suppression would not be amongst them.
You might look at, okay, the workplace.
You might look at dynamics or CEOs, which the left tries to do, which is also BS. But you'd look at some other power dynamics, structures that exist.
That would be common sense, where you go, if you actually believe that there is an urgent problem that needs to be dealt with of oppression, Of systemic oppression, prejudice, you wouldn't go straight to smell.
Of the five senses, that would be the last one.
Taste would come out above it.
I don't even know how taste plays into this thing.
Yes, I am totally, I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.
That's exactly right.
Well, the good news is she clarified in a following post.
So, sorry, Nick.
I'll make sure it's really clear.
I wasn't good with that one.
It says, to be clear, this abstract was written for experts within my discipline and field.
It was not written for a lay audience, and this is not how I would communicate my ideas to the average person.
Logical fallacy alert!
Logical fallacy alert!
It's the appeal to authority fallacy.
You just don't know Nick and Gerald because you're uneducated.
You heard them talk about you on CNN. This is for experts.
We understand how the olfactory senses affect sexual discrimination.
Or, or, you're an idiot.
Or, you're an idiot at an Ivy League school.
You can be an idiot anywhere.
I'm sorry.
I just, this idea, we have to completely dispel this myth right now that college degree equals education.
It doesn't.
Not in 2024. Some of the smartest people I know worked in old factories.
Yes.
Are we just supposed to put up with people who stink?
Is that the end of this?
Is that the final point of our thesis?
People that smell like human feces has been rubbed all over their face.
That's all factory suppression.
You should treat them as if it's cool water.
Sounds like you need to check your clean privilege.
Or she's saying, you know, pheromones are racist.
Oh!
I don't know, but here's what I do know.
A graduate degree at Cambridge costs $105,000.
No, no, no, no, Stephen.
That would be appropriate.
It's $105,003.84.
Okay, so where's the $3.84, Cambridge?
Why do you need that extra little bit of money?
Probably the snoring strip.
Just round it.
Round it.
Make it easy for everyone.
And here's the thing.
We say, oh, college degree, we're going to separate them in voter block into educated versus not educated.
All right.
Let's look at...
We want a society with productive members of society, right?
That's what you've had for every single civilization, going from tribal villages to the modern Western world.
What you focus on, and this is where we believe in education was an indicator of this in the past, when you would get a broad education preparing you for the world...
This was designed to help you be a contributing, functioning member of society who would improve society.
But today, is that the metric we should use if we're trying to create a healthy society?
Is this this kind of education?
Is this an indicator?
Could it be less relevant?
Let me give you some examples here.
I think we should be looking at things like income.
Income to debt.
Family size.
Success in relationships.
Right?
Mental health.
Let's look at just the income to debt for graduates.
So a PhD in English.
This is English literature.
The median income is $55,000.
The median debt from student debt, largely, $41,000.
Let's look at trade school.
Meeting income is $67,000 and the debt is $10,000.
Which example is an indicator of someone who will benefit society?
And Thomas Sowell talks about this a lot.
If you're in the trades, if you're a plumber, if you're a welder, if you're a carpenter, you have knowledge that this person with an English Lit degree does not have.
Just like this person with an English Lit degree maybe has some knowledge that you don't have.
Here's the difference today in 2024. That welder, that plumber can learn everything that you have learned just as quickly.
You can't unless you go to a trade school.
And those are necessary skills.
Which person would you rather have in society?
This person who writes a thesis Likely, at some point, to be studied at the taxpayer dime on olfactory suppression.
What are they doing to improve your community, to improve this country, versus the person who lureds a trade and fixes your pipes or makes your table or your cabinets?
Why would you spend $100,000 on a degree that basically earns you less than what you would get coming out of Notre Dame with just a regular degree, like a four-year degree, $100,000 on this PhD, and you're coming out, and I looked this up before we came on air, but specifically English Lit PhD, $50,000.
Yeah.
Maybe up to $70,000 at the high end.
I was like, what?
No, you're like, okay, fine.
They want to go into academia and ranges in salary for the typically suppressed.
Fine, but name me something outside of academia where there's a lot of that are going to make two, three, $400,000 a year.
Why would you do that?
Yeah.
And you know what else, too?
Those people who go to trade schools, they're more likely to have children.
They're more likely to have families.
These people who go and get a PhD, they're less likely to have children.
They're less likely to create families.
Don't know if you know this.
You just saw the sex machines in China.
They kind of have a birth problem.
Lots of PhDs in English lit.
Lots of PhDs.
It's very hard to do English literature.
More importantly, the people that go to trade schools are not going to get indoctrinated.
Right.
Yes.
Even when education used to be, you know, it wasn't all left-wing horseshit, you could try to make a little bit of an argument.
Right now, it's ridiculous.
And I will say this.
This is anecdotal.
We've just gone through the empirical.
The references are available.
Anecdotally, I have never met someone...
I've met some really, really smart people in my life who didn't go to college, didn't finish college.
So I'm talking about people who stood out, who really impressed me intellectually.
In many cases were very intimidating.
They were so smart.
I've met some who did go to college.
I've never met one person in my life who was intellectually impressive who would list their degree.
In other words, every single person I met who's really smart, either they went to school or they didn't.
And if they did go to school, they didn't really bring it up.
They didn't take pride in their degree.
I've met all of the stupid people that I have met immediately point to their degree.
Have you encountered that?
All of the people who I've met, the second they get checkmated as far as an argument, they go, well, you know, I did go to Brown.
I don't give a rat's ass.
You sound stupid.
Hey guys, take the degree off my wall, will you?
Yes.
Appreciate that.
It's a status thing.
It's like having a Mercedes or a black baby.
Yeah.
Well, that's what it is in Hollywood.
Why do you think Madonna adopted half of Nigeria?
You think she did that of her weakness of her heart?
Somebody write that down.
That should go in my accent.
Does that make the air?
Please tell me that doesn't...
No, of course it does.
Mercedes or Black Baby.
I don't know what you guys do back there.
I got it written down for you.
Got it.
Thank you.
And just to give you more proof that academia is ridiculous and the left just cannot fix...
They can't fix this.
They can't write this shit because this is what they think they need to focus on right now and they're going to isolate themselves more.
I can prove to you That it's complete BS. Because C. Matheson, for those of you who've forgotten, my, well, C. Matheson, someone who's worked in this office, a transgender who looks quite a bit like yours truly, actually submitted and was peer-reviewed in submitting a paper, a thesis on fat pride as a method of self-care in the era of Trump.
Gotta accept it!
Now, I decided to write and submit my very own fat studies paper for presentation, and with the help of my brilliant researcher, I wrote an entire essay titled, Embracing Fatness as Self-Care in the Era of Trump.
I then submitted the abstract to the conference, and, uh, oh, did I say that I wrote the essay?
I meant to say it was submitted by C. Matheson, a wonderful and totally academically legitimate genderqueer fat pride activist.
Hello, I am C Matheson.
I'm an activist based out of Austin, Texas, specifically working with the non-binary and fat community to help increase presence of intersectional and non-binary people with such events in Austin.
As a women's march, March for Our Lives, most recently, the global climate strikes.
My preferred pronouns are she and her, and my paper, Embracing Fatness as Self-Care in the Era of Donald Trump.
Now, let me explain to you how I did that.
I literally said, okay, what is the dumbest crap I can think up and write down on a page?
And then handed it in.
And they gave me a speaking slot.
Yes, they wanted you to come and speak at the next event, right?
Yes, yes.
Unbelievable.
I literally, and I'm not misusing this, literally couldn't think of anything dumber than what I wrote down.
And it was lauded with praise.
Also, they complimented C. Matheson's sweater.
They did.
It's goodwill.
Nice.
Listen, that's not the main point.
By the way, Stossel referenced this like a month ago in a video that he put out about academia as well.
He referenced you right off the top like, look, this is proof.
As it turns out, C. Matheson actually has a penis.
Oh.
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Celebrities.
This is fun.
I'm sure Nick is...
By the way, I can see...
I did write it down.
I wrote down your thing.
I was writing down some other dick jokes.
Okay.
That machine triggered something to me.
I wonder why.
Or Black Baby.
Nick's trying to get the fast pass to make sure he can skip the line.
Yeah, it's like clear.
Is there a Black Friday sale?
Hello?
No, no, no.
You can keep your shoe.
Keep your shoe.
Keep shoe on.
Keep jacket on.
Clear.
Clear.
We've analyzed sample.
It is you, Nick.
You can keep through, you can keep jacket, but still only a four-ounce bottle.
You shoot branks.
This is your thousandth wank.
Mr. the puddle, I've never seen such angry sperm.
You break my machine!
I look through microscope and it berates me.
It gave me the tail.
You little boy is a good swimmer, but very racist.
You should rank.
So, since Donald Trump, and we're going to get into this, these celebrities have been threatening to move.
And that's fun.
It's a plus.
But this is something, you guys know where this is going.
We've actually examined the laws in the countries to which these celebrities are fleeing, and it's far, far worse.
So, let's set this up and then we'll go through each country.
These celebrities leaving the United States because something, something, Trump won, dystopian, here you go.
After Donald Trump's victory, thousands of Americans are planning to pack their bags and move abroad.
Google search data shows U.S. citizens are actively researching how to move to Canada, New Zealand, and Australia.
Searches like how to move to Europe rose 2,400 percent.
How to move to English-speaking countries was up over 1,300 percent.
There was a spike in people from the United States looking for work in Canada before election night was even over.
And many more apparently woke up the next morning, energized to escape Trump's America.
Energized.
All right, let's go through these celebrities.
I tried to move abroad last night.
I killed a hooker in my hotel room.
But you can do it because it's America.
That's right, right behind the ice machine.
So, Ellen DeGeneres is the first one you've heard of.
Ellen DeGeneres, I'm going to say wife, lesbian, lover, moved to the Cotswolds in England.
So, this is what they did.
And, okay, fine.
What's two less lesbians?
I'm not going to lose sleep over it.
But, you know, the domestic abuse rates went down 2%.
A lot of battered lesbians, that's a fact.
Oh, no doubt.
They're angry bitches.
Yeah, plus they all...
It's like having Ike married to Ike.
These eggs are called big...
Yeah.
It's just like fitting...
Was it Ray Rice, the guy in the elevator?
Yes!
Just putting two Ray Rices in an elevator.
Yeah!
Or Spirit Airlines.
You know, it's the same thing.
So, they moved to the UK. Okay, but let's look at the laws in the UK. And the references are available.
They're going, this is dystopian here in the United States.
We have to get out of here.
Okay.
Well, I don't know if you know this, but Ellen DeGeneres at one point was a comedian.
You would think as a performer, freedom of speech would be pretty important.
UK, you don't have it.
The Milicious Communications Act of 1988, and then there was the Communications Act of 2003. They've criminalized indecent or offensive Oh, come on.
They have a hate crime and public order act from 2021. This is Scotland.
They criminalize language that could be insulting or is likely to stir up hatred.
Likely?
Yes.
Go put on your kilt and shut the fuck up.
This is why Nick can never travel abroad.
I'm Scottish.
I have Scottish in me.
I think you're more Scottish than Italian.
Irish and Scottish are 1% more than it.
Very disappointing.
Yeah.
No one needs to know.
My wife took that swab while I was sleeping.
From the machine.
So these people are moving to this country.
And by the way, I don't know if you know this also as far as reproductive rights, these other countries have national laws that are more stringent on abortion.
We'll get to that in a second.
Here's some clear examples in the UK where Ellen DeGeneres and her lesbian lover have moved in the name of freedom.
In 2022, you had a woman arrested for praying silently outside an abortion clinic.
Is you standing here part of a protest?
No.
I'm really protesting.
Are you praying?
I might be praying in my head.
Okay, well then you're under arrest.
Holy shit!
You're planning to comply with the Public Space Protection Order, which is in the Antisocial Behaviour Police Act 2014. Oh my god.
Don't know if you know that, but that actually is.
And by the way, people say political violence is never the answer.
Don't know if you have to dump this on YouTube.
If police in the United States are able to arrest you for praying silently, publicly, that is a point where political violence would be the only solution.
You disagree?
Does that make me an extremist?
This country is founded upon your right to pray, by the way, out loud, speech.
If in the United States, authorities start arresting people for praying silently, yeah, that would be reason for a civil war.
Well, how about for praying out loud?
That's my bar.
Yeah.
How about, yeah, saying anything at that point?
And remember they used to say, oh, you have these crazy radical right-wingers blowing up abortion clinics.
You can count on one hand the amount of times that that has ever happened.
But now it's, you can't even pray silently outside of an abortion.
They're not even holding up signs of dead babies.
The woman is out there praying quietly.
Literally, in her mind.
Policing your fucking thoughts.
That's exactly right.
Literally policing your thoughts.
And by the way, in 2024, you had a right-wing activist who was jailed for placing stickers.
And I know what you're thinking.
Oh, placing swastikas?
No.
Literally placed stickers that said, Reject white guilt.
Nationalism is nurture.
Diversity, designed to fail, built to replace.
You may not like it.
These are stickers.
Someone was arrested for that.
So this is where they moved, and they think they're more...
But even better than that is Eva Longoria, where I guess has a place in Mexico and in Spain.
Right.
Bodyguards in both.
Yeah.
And by the way, it couldn't get any worse if you're saying this is dystopian here in the United States when you go to Mexico.
So this is where she's splitting her time.
She said this.
She said, Wow.
Wow.
and sadness is for them.
Okay.
Well, great.
You're right.
A lot of people can't go to Mexico.
Also, people don't.
You know who doesn't want to be in Mexico?
Mexicans.
Yeah.
So.
Yeah.
Explain that.
And a big thing, she's always been the whole, like, as a Hispanic, oh, okay, so you have a problem with deporting illegal immigrants.
Let's look at Mexico.
How do they treat immigrants there?
You have Mexican citizens who actually must be, through law, hired over foreigners.
Oh, wow.
Proof of legal status for non-citizens must be given at any time.
By the way, foreigners, if you're not a native-born citizen, you actually can't own land.
Within 31 miles of the ocean, Mexico.
So in other words, if you're not a native born...
Can you imagine here if someone had a brown shade of skin and we said, you can't have a lake house?
Boy, I'd love it.
Hold on, 31 miles?
I thought it would be like 31 yards or something like that.
31 miles?
If that was LA, you'd be at least in Watts.
There's some nice houses there.
Pretty cheap.
There's like one old Polish couple who are like, we're not leaving our neighborhood!
Jeez.
Oh my god.
31 miles?
That's hilarious.
And you would think that, you know, since she was announcing this to the press, you'd think that freedom of the press would be pretty important, too?
Well, let's look at Mexico.
36 journalists were murdered during the last president's term.
I don't have a problem with that.
Stop it.
I'm serious.
Stop it.
You would be bummed out if 31 CNN and MSNBC fucking people ended up disappearing tomorrow?
My personal sentiments are not relevant here.
It's true.
No, mine are.
Listen, this isn't Stephen or him talking.
I'm just saying, I actually like when Putin sits down with a journalist and the next, no, the guy does a swan dive off the 48th floor of the Marriott.
I would love to see Rachel Maddow do a fucking cannonball.
What do you mean, ah, stop?
Jesus Christ.
Wake up, people.
This is according to Human Rights Watch.
It says, police, prosecutors, and soldiers commonly use torture to obtain confessions and engage in other abuses against those who are accused of crimes.
The justice system regularly fails to ensure due process.
But Eva Longoria will be fine.
Let's go to Spain, where she splits her time there.
I don't know if you know this, because the big reproductive right thing here in the States...
Let me be really clear.
In the United States, when you're talking about the overturning of Roe v.
Wade...
The law goes to the states, which of course was a gross violation of human rights, even though in California and places like Colorado, you can still abort the baby up until and including birth, right?
There's no national mandate.
The fear-mongering in this last election was he may instate some kind of a national law, a ban on, by the way, at any stage of development, that was considered a bridge too far.
Well, in Spain, it's national.
14 weeks.
14 weeks.
That's their abortion law.
Can you imagine if Donald Trump said, all right, we're going to put a limit on abortion 14 weeks, certainly before we get to the third trimester?
Eva Longoria would be moving to Spain.
Oh, no!
It's there!
She's not aware of anything you just mentioned.
No.
She's so stupid.
Not one of these facts.
Yes.
And she made it, by the way, as a pretty white woman in this country.
Yes.
People didn't look at her as Hispanic.
She's stunning.
Yeah, she's very pretty.
By the way, I don't know if you know this.
I don't know if you know this.
You can get away with a lot.
You're good looking.
As a woman.
Really?
It's almost like people don't tell you that you're a moron.
What?
Sharon Stone.
If she kept her legs crossed, nobody would know who the fuck she was.
That's the perfect distillation.
It is, right?
It's absolutely true.
She's one leg cross away from being anonymous.
I know.
Tell me I'm an educator, you whore.
One leg cross away from being a Twitter egg.
And they don't allow freedom of expression, speech, for example, in Spain, like it's illegal to show disrespect toward law enforcement.
It's actually considered an incitement to violence and it's criminalized to provoke any type of discrimination.
And I know you're saying, well, these are laws.
How are they in practice?
Well, actually in Spain in 2021 under said law, there was a comedian who was criminally charged with hate crimes for tweeting jokes about women with Down syndrome, faced almost two years in jail and actually a five-year ban from posting on social media.
Hey, Hollywood celebrities, pro-freedom, right?
Let freedom reign.
Where are you with this?
Any celebrity, any leftist celebrity who talks about freedom or holds up a peace symbol, actually I think should be deported at this point in time.
You can't hold up a peace symbol and try and be a San Francisco 60s retread in 2024 and oppose the most peaceful president in our lifetime.
Possibly a century.
And you can't talk about freedom and oppose the one man who believes that everyone should be allowed to speak freely.
Think about this.
Elon Musk, the richest man on earth.
Ooh, the evil boogeyman.
He bought the platform and made it more free and open.
That's what you consider oppression outside of the olfactory system.
Where the hell did that word come from?
The mask is off.
Let's go to Canada.
Let's not say we did.
I think we should take it over.
But a lot of people say, I'm going to go to Canada.
Canada's done, by the way.
It's done.
It's a failed nation at this point.
They, of course, let me see.
We have a bunch of people.
Do you have the list?
Oh, yeah.
We have it right here.
People who said they would move to Canada threatened it.
Lena Dunham, Raven-Symoné, Brian Cranston, Barbra Streisand, Cher, Whoopi Goldberg.
Who's who?
Whoopi.
Of bitches.
Whoopi.
Brian Cranston included.
Are they going or no?
I don't know if they're going.
They said they would.
Whoopi tried to.
They turned away predators at the border, so...
Oh, come on, man.
That's racist shit.
Gerald, come on.
He's a nice colored lady.
Come on.
Boy, you're one ugly motherfucker, eh?
Child.
Hey, child, I want to come to Canada.
But I hear it's cold.
Y'all got a park in there?
Please leave Canada.
I heard you got great beer.
It's like moonshine.
I can still see how I got infrared.
Looking through the...
Oh, that ugly bitch.
So in Canada, let's look at freedom of speech.
In Canada, they even have the Online Harms Act, which, by the way, is being debated right now, but that would actually criminalize any speech online that is likely to foment detestation or vilification.
Hold on a second.
Again, that word is so broad.
It is likely.
Well, how likely?
And what are we detesting?
Pedophiles?
Are we detesting transitioning minors?
Oh, that's the problem that you run into with Canada.
A court in Canada can put someone in house arrest.
If they fear the person may commit a hate crime, it's minority report without the budget.
Yeah, yeah.
And by the way, you want to talk about religious freedom in Quebec?
There was a bill passed in 2019, I believe, that actually bans public employees from displaying any religious symbols at work at all.
Think about that.
Here's some examples on practice.
This pastor was arrested for holding church services, remember, under COVID lockdown.
I do remember this.
Here's your freedom, Canada.
After receiving new enforcement powers for public gatherings Thursday, Calgary police have arrested Ardur and David Pawlowski, two church leaders notorious for organizing against Calgary police have arrested Ardur and David Pawlowski, two church leaders notorious for That being said, I wouldn't go with the tiki torches, but it remains a bad look.
That fan is to the police.
He was having those ceremonies in the men's room off the highway.
Yes, exactly.
By the way, I don't know if you've had him on your show.
Mike Ward is a comedian, a friend of our show here.
He was actually put before a human rights tribunal in Quebec and fined, right?
And then it eventually got overturned for making jokes about a disabled kid who, by the way, may have not been as disabled as they let on this person to be.
But either way, this guy made a joke.
And he was at a point where he could face arrest and certainly put before a tribunal and having to face fines.
There's your freedom.
You always wonder these actors, you always wonder these performers, and certainly the worst are comedians who say, I'm going to move to Canada, I'm going to move to the UK, where they wouldn't be able to practice their craft the way you can here in the United States.
Yesterday, Donald Trump did troll Canada, though.
It was pretty effective.
It was.
It was this picture right here, captioned, Oh, Canada!
LAUGHTER He's a legend.
We don't deserve him, as people say.
No, he's not.
He's not appreciated enough.
You can't make fun of people in a wheelchair.
I do my best material.
There's a drunk guy in a wheelchair, sitting right up front so everybody could see it, fucking yelling shit out at me.
And he goes, hey, didn't you have dark hair last year?
I go, didn't you have feelings in your feet last year?
I go, And then I got mean.
I let him have it.
You wouldn't believe it.
By the way, you can go see nickdip.com for his dates.
But I wouldn't advise heckling.
Show up in a wheelchair and heckle!
Yeah, he was all cocky and shit.
That's because, you know what, he hasn't had to face accountability.
He's been given a free pass.
It's that wheelchair privilege.
Well, I sliced his target.
By the way, there's another one.
You have these anti-Trump women, these OnlyFans women and women who are following them, I guess.
They're threatening to sterilize themselves after Trump's win.
No complaints.
No objections.
Just to be clear.
Me either.
Here's an OnlyFans model who said...
For me, it was a call to action.
I need to get this locked in so I don't have to live in fear that at any moment some random guy can completely destroy my life.
For me, the idea of getting pregnant is worse than death.
Let me rephrase that, okay?
What she actually means to say.
What she's saying here is, for me, the idea of creating life is worse than death.
It's a death cult.
It is a death cult.
I'm doing what I can to protect my right to choose.
I am choosing me.
By the way, you live in a state where you can still kill your baby.
These people are delusional.
And I'm willing to bet that most of these people are college educated.
Nowhere else in the world.
If you leave the United States in search of freedom, it is a fool's errand.
There's nowhere else to go.
But please, go and learn the lesson.
Yes.
Because apparently you haven't learned it already.
That was my next question.
What's the under-over on them coming back?
The ones that do move.
They'll have a lake house.
They'll have a vacation.
They'll have a flop house.
And it still won't be as good.
I come back every once in a while.
Why?
For work?
Oh!
The economic benefits are coming back.
Oh, you like that, huh?
Tired of selling cars in Mexico with your tits?
Not shooting a lot of movies in Winnipeg anymore?
I don't know how many cool running sequels you can have.
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So, let's go to...
Do we have...
Did we get the strange ale clip of the two-year-olds?
Yes, we did.
Okay, let's run that before we get to South Korea.
I think we're going to have to continue into Rumble Premium Mug Club with Laying the Brain as we discuss South Korea, because we've gone late.
Who would have thought that the Chinese sex machine would derail us immediately?
I never knew.
But this is Dr. Strangio, the person arguing before the Supreme Court today that, you know, minors should be able to get transition surgery.
And we've often in the past said, hey, you know, they're talking about kids like as young as 10 or 8. He's talking about them knowing at 2, right?
And so that's what I was talking about.
Like knowing as young as 2 years old, knowing that they're this way and having to live 6 or 7 years of their life.
Listen to what he says.
To treat their patients in the best way that they know how, based on the best available evidence to us.
And these are young people who may have known since they were two years old exactly who they are, who suffered for six, seven years before they had any relief.
And what's happening here, it's not the kids who are consenting to this treatment.
So two plus six years, eight.
So this person is advocating transition at the very least at eight, but of course is going to move that bar back to two eventually.
A parent is consenting at two, or is a parent inflicting at eight or two?
Let's reframe this.
Let's not allow the left to try and frame these arguments because it's dishonest.
Let's go to South Korea.
And it is in chaos, and that's because no matter which side, wherever you find yourself, your opponent looks like you.
Oh, come on.
It's just a Spider-Man pointing at each other.
Pete Rose, Pete Rose, Moe.
And this actually could have a significant impact here on the United States.
Sometimes things happen abroad that don't actually really matter to us.
Well, here they actually kind of do.
So let's look at Korea first as a country and how it's important on a global scale.
It's the world's 12th largest economy.
It's our sixth largest trade partner.
We have about 2 million ethnic Koreans in the United States.
Actually, the largest population of Koreans on Earth outside of Korea is Los Angeles.
Most of them were on rooftops.
Yes, exactly, on rooftops.
And we love them for it.
And doing your toenails.
Yes, we have about 30,000 troops stationed in Korea.
I'm trying to think of what else we got.
We got, oh, Asia Pacific accounts for 54% of global GDP. So the point is, it's a significant global ally, partner.
And the fallout from yesterday, if you were following the martial law declaration, it could have some pretty big implications here for the United States.
Of America.
So let's actually bring in Lane the Brain to discuss the ins and outs of what is happening in South Korea.
I believe, do we have theme music for Lane the Brain?
Do it!
Yes, we do.
Do it!
Cut it!
What are you waiting for?
Cut it!
Did you pick that or did you just do this?
I think it's because he looks like Guile.
Oh, he does!
So we just picked the Street Fighter thing.
Well, hold on.
We've got to get your microphone on.
Give us a good...
Just test it with a good...
Like that?
Yeah, there you go.
Sonic Boom!
Is that industry standard?
It is industry standard.
It is industry standard.
So by the way, Lane obviously is a...
He writes a ton of stuff for the show, the research.
You actually...
This is your wheelhouse.
You actually have a degree, one that's actually useful, that you're putting into good work.
Finally.
I've been waiting for this moment.
International relations and studies, you work heavily in this.
In South Korea, you went to school there.
Correct.
And he likes other Korean ladies.
He likes a lady.
It's a well-known fact.
Yes, it is.
You were getting blown up yesterday, not only by me.
I called him and I texted him.
I was like, dude, call me as soon as you can because what the hell is going on in South Korea?
I knew Lane would know.
This is your moment.
It's amazing.
So, well, I guess, let me set it up with a clip.
So last night, for those, this is what you know, just before midnight, the president there, South Korea, I believe it's, is it Yoon Seok-yeol?
That was spot on.
Is it?
Yeah.
Ah, good.
10 of 10. That was bad.
I just did the English way the next time.
I'll be like, Yoon Yeol.
He declared a state of martial law, and we didn't really know why yesterday, because we were alive, for the entire country.
I declare martial law to protect the Free Republic of Korea from the threat of North Korean communist forces, to eradicate the despicable pro-North Korean anti-state forces that are plundering the freedom and happiness of our people, and to protect the free constitutional order.
Through this martial law, I will rebuild and protect the Free Republic of Korea, which is falling into the abyss of national ruin.
To this end, I will definitely eradicate the anti-state forces who are the main culprit of the country's ruination and conduct vicious activities.
And immediately after that press conference, he was spotted at this place.
So, yeah.
Oh, come on.
Josh!
Sick day, my foot.
Looks like a great buddy cop.
It does.
You're too serious.
I just want to have fun.
Make right.
So everybody was really confused, Lane.
Right.
And I think, probably, you think it's helpful to go through the timeline?
Yeah, it's a pretty quick timeline, like three or four events that would kind of just place in people's minds.
Because a lot of people thought this was a communist thing.
It wasn't.
It really was about the opposition party.
And the implications, spoiler for the United States, is this was a bad political move.
This is a pretty conservative president.
He's going to lose.
And the people who will replace him, very, very likely, extremely left.
And that's not really good for the United States.
That's very poor for our chief.
Yes, not good for us.
So let's go through the timeline at 1023.
This is a local time.
Yeah, local time there.
You declared martial law in a televised address.
That televised address.
Can we bring up that overlay?
So he accused the opposition party there of anti-state activities, and apparently this call for martial law was aimed at eradicating what he claimed were pro-North Korean forces.
To be clear, there were no protests going on.
It wasn't like the summer of love here, which is why a lot of people were confused.
It seems like he may have just lost the plot.
Yeah, he even came out and said he did it in the middle of the night because he didn't want to scare the citizens or make the citizens uneasy.
That's the worst way to do this!
Yeah, most of my friends woke up to emergency techs telling...
But it was basically, you're still going to school.
Right, yeah.
You're waking up to an Amber Alert.
You've lost all rights.
Oh no!
But still go to class!
Yeah, no snow day.
Yeah, exactly.
So then at 12, you had lawmakers arrive at the assembly main chamber, block the entrance, and then we'll get through this entire timeline and what the fallout looks like.
1227 is when you saw the armed troops.
And by the way, you can, of course, continue watching on Normal Premium.
We're going to discuss the ins and outs and take some chats, as well as the Truth Social post, the best New York City memes.
Or do we have that right now?
Well, you know what, we'll get to it.
We do.
We do?
We do.
Can we pause?
Do it.
Pause.
I want to see the memes.
All right, let's see the memes real quick.
The best New York City memes and jokes, and then we'll go to 1227, the armed troops.
All right.
Number three, Florence 2 says, welcome to New York.
Ah, that's a rotten apple.
I get it.
On Truth Social?
Nice.
Truth Socialist and good day people there.
Okay, number two.
Number two from Jay Marinelli.
Things to do in New York.
Leave.
I think that's...
Is that Little New York in Vegas?
I think it's Little New York in Vegas.
That's not New York City, but I understand you have to get it all in one picture.
That's a Choctaw Casino.
Alright, and the number one from Truth Social, New York City meme.
God's Daughter528 writes, Smack my head, some people will do anything to avoid paying their fare.
Oh, it's a casket.
That's a casket on the subway?
On the subway?
Wow.
That's shaking my head.
You know, whatever.
I prefer the rotten apple.
I think the Rotten Apple might be the best one.
Fine.
What's your number one thing?
Who do you want to give it to?
No offense.
They all sucked.
Aw, Nick.
I'm just saying.
Number one thing to do in New York City?
Be the CEO of a healthcare company.
Oof.
Yeah.
Oh, too soon.
That is way too soon, Gerald.
He's making a joke.
The man was just assassinated.
That's not even a joke.
That's just a very dark recap of historical events.
Wait a minute.
Who got assassinated?
I'm sorry.
The CEO of United Healthcare.
I'm just saying.
When?
We just got killed in New York City.
It sucks.
This morning.
I am told they did have a number four as a runner-up that we need to show.
So FUBrandon46 writes, there are no gay clubs in New York City until Gerald Walker.
Hey!
I've got gonorrhea, too.
Yep, yep, he does.
He does.
I don't.
At least he did.
He cleared it up.
I'm okay.
Yes.
He has lived a full life.
All right, all right.
You're going to get a piece of Gerald's neck here.
You're not.
It's not going to happen.
Yes, you are.
Yes, you are.
You absolutely will.
Let's go back to South Korea.
Did I at any point accidentally say North Korea?
I don't think so.
No, you said North Korea in a bad way.
Yes.
Okay, good.
Remember when P. Diddy, he did the vote or die?
He's like, vote or die, what is Sarah Palin going to do about South Korea?
And I remember people like...
Increased trade?
I don't know.
But at least now everyone knows the truth about Diddy.
He's a good guy.
Look, you set aside the rape and stuff.
He had the right idea, I gotta be honest.
You know?
Like, two things can be true.
That's right.
He had 500 of those machines, though.
Yes, he did.
It's efficiency.
You don't need...
1227. Going back to South Korea, what happened?
You had armed troops try to enter the assembly building, and actually this is a montage of what had taken place.
I will say the one thing that stands out to me is that it doesn't even...
It's very different from our protesters when there are clashes.
Like, I've seen more aggressive wrestling in judo practice.
Go!
Go!
You're good to go!
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