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Tired of Winning Yet? Jack Smith Drops Trump Charges and Mexico Bends The Knee!
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*Evil sounds* Sorry.
*Evil sounds* What?
What?
If I don't clear my sinuses, I can't do my Trump impression in the morning.
Gee, if your kid spills his milk, what do you do?
De-platform him?
What?
What?
What is that supposed to mean?
Well, you're not a very tolerant person.
You've been under my skin since you got on YouTube.
You and your stupid mug club.
God, you're a tight ass.
Oh, yeah?
How'd you like a lawsuit for hateful speech?
Oh, an authoritarian, too.
Nice personality combination.
Authoritarian and intolerant.
That's borderline CNN primetime.
Screw you!
You ruined YouTube.
You're intolerant hate speech.
You're mug clubbers all over the internet commenting on everybody else's channel.
They're doing all kinds of crap.
Well, who generated millions in revenue for this site?
I even let you guys host my channel so you don't look like the authoritarian a**holes, which you most certainly are.
Oh, I'm an authoritarian a**hole.
Yes, you're an authoritarian a**hole.
My channel was a perfectly pleasant place until you screwed with the notification bell.
Oh, I screwed with the notification bell.
Well, who was that invested in and created YouTube?
Who was that?
Huh?
Who was that in the first place?
I'm curious!
Boy, you're an ungrateful jackass.
Well, go ahead.
Ban my channel.
See if I care.
I'll have my half-Asian lawyer tie you up in court so tight you can't even move.
You're no saint.
You got a free platform, we let you build your mug club, and now you have millions of viewers who will watch your boring, informative crap.
I mean, didn't you notice when you showed me your latest video that eventually I had to go reference the policy guidelines?
Didn't you sense some sort of clue that, like, maybe this guy's not enjoying it?
You know, not every story is worth providing references, okay?
You have to discriminate, okay?
You choose sources that are either funny, mildly amusing, or interesting.
Your references are a miracle!
You have none of that!
They're not even amusing accidentally!
Hey, honey, I'd like you to meet Steven Crowder.
He's got some informative references for you and some information you might like.
Oh, and here's a gun so you can blow your brains out!
You'll thank me for it!
I could tolerate any John Oliver video.
Okay?
For hours, I could sit there and listen to the hags of The View go on and on and on with a big smile on my face.
And they'd say, how can you stand it?
And I'd say, because I've watched Steven Crowder.
I can take anything.
And you know what they'd say?
They'd say, I know what you mean.
That Ladder with Crowder guy.
It's like going on a date with a Chatty Cathy doll.
I expect it to have a little string on your chest.
You know, the kind that you pull and let it snap back?
Except I wouldn't be the one pulling and let it snap back.
You would!
PubMed!
Economist!
CDC! And by the way, you know, when you're telling your little jokes, here's a good idea.
Have a punchline.
It makes it so much more entertaining for the viewer!
You want to hurt my club?
Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better.
Mug Club's an easy target.
Yeah, you're right.
We joke around too much.
We also list references too much.
Sure, I could be a cold-hearted Google executive like you, but I don't want to lie to people.
You think what you want about Mug Club and now Rumble Premium.
That's not changing.
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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Ha, ha, ha.
Ah, ah.
I just swallowed a toothbrush bristle.
What?
Huh?
You ever get a loose bristle?
No.
In your drink?
No, not in my drink.
It was in my mouth.
I brushed my teeth and I lost a tooth.
I've heard about that on grills.
You ever get a toothbrush bristle?
Comment below.
This is an important discussion.
Am I going to die?
I need doctors.
Microplastics.
Microplastics.
Oh, wait.
I can feel my areolas.
Oh, my God.
Glad to be with you today.
There are some wins to celebrate, and of course, this is our Thanksgiving show, last show before Thanksgiving.
People are going to be on the road tomorrow.
We'll see you again next week.
So we're going to be talking about that.
We're going to be talking about the tariffs that are coming from Donald Trump, and what economists are saying, and real-world results.
Also, Jack Smith, you know this?
He's dropping the charges.
Hence Donald Trump, that's a lot of fun.
And Americans now, to the tune of 70-something, 70-something percent, guess that last number, actually want deportations effective immediately.
So what happened, I think, is Donald Trump won, and before it was about 50, I think it was 56% of Americans, and now that he's going to be president, most Americans are going...
Yeah, alright.
I guess we should get rid of them.
Now I can say it.
I can say it.
Yeah, yeah.
That's gonna happen anyway.
Might as well say it.
I've always been for it.
The funniest part is when you look at the polls, there's like highest priority and medium priority.
And there's a huge portion of people who are like immediate deportations.
Medium priority.
So would you say it's his highest priority?
Well, no, no.
Just deporting immediately.
Medium high priority.
Immediately.
Medium priority.
I didn't want you to say I was against it.
Yeah.
Right.
How fast?
Like tomorrow.
You know, you can do it on your own time.
Yeah.
We got...
By closing business...
I mean, this is the holidays.
You know, you want to separate families and, you know...
Yeah.
You know, by the end of the holidays, you know...
Call it Buy Boxing Day.
Little India down the street is gone.
Boxing Day.
I want Trump's opening day to be immigrant-free.
Yes.
Opening day is not baseball.
You know what?
I can call it whatever I want to call it, okay?
Hot dogs are flying, Gerald.
I want the line to leave the country to be like that shoe store Special Kicks when they have a new release.
Like around the block.
Yes, because stupid people spend a lot of money on sneakers.
All right, hey, if at some point today, if we haven't already, you see this?
Head on over to Rumble.
It's a live show.
Oh, sorry, I forgot.
If you're in Rumble Premium, you're a Mucklet member, this Friday we do have a show for you.
That's right.
Actually, we do have a show this Friday.
Limited because some people are on the road.
We have the Scrapyard, the behind-the-scenes show that we often do on Fridays where the content that absolutely should not make air here to the general population is available to you.
Don't screen record it and share it, but I know some of you will.
What are you cooking this Thanksgiving?
You doing turkey?
You doing ham?
Oh, we're going to talk about that too, by the way.
I can't believe I didn't mention this.
There was a huge article that went out yesterday.
It went viral.
That Thanksgiving dinner is actually historically cheap right now.
Yeah, you just don't know it.
It's $58 to feed a family of 10, according to the Farm Bureau.
And everyone's complaining about it, but there are a couple of just creative math techniques that they use that we are going to point out.
Can you guess what they are?
Take a guess.
There's really two.
And there was one that I went, of course, when I finally found out.
Captain Morgan, number two, CEO, how are you?
I am very, very, very good.
How are you?
Good.
Looking forward to Thanksgiving.
Yeah, me too.
A little time away from, you know, the office.
Not anybody in particular.
You break for lunch for like three hours every day.
I'm staring at Tool Man over here.
And when you hear this, you know him, you love him.
I'm not going to answer you.
Fine.
Friday, Saturday, December 27th, 28th, Tacoma Comedy Club in Washington.
Josh Feierstein, how are you?
I'm good, and Tacoma likes it raw, baby!
Hey, they do not.
Yeah, they do.
They're dirty.
And I'm coming back.
It's been a year.
I've been gone a year from Tacoma.
Well, from that date.
Yeah, so...
Well, maybe in the new year, maybe I'll, I don't know, maybe I'll head up to the northwest.
Yeah, you should.
A lot of fun people up there.
You guys can comment if I'm toying with the idea of going back.
I've been sitting on a lot of material.
So, hey, speaking of material, James Carville gave some very sage advice.
Oh, my gosh.
I genuinely, I like James Carville as the lefty, yes, but you do have to respect what you are about to watch.
He talks about life, running a campaign, and progressives at this year's Politicon, the Raging Cajun, who I really do appreciate.
If I told my mama, mama, I got to slap you to win.
And she said, son, is that going to help you close the sale?
I said, yes, ma'am.
She said, go ahead and slap me.
Go ahead and slap me.
You do anything you can to win.
That's her hoodie, too.
Understand that.
And let me tell you another huge error.
Still lost.
Trying to figure it out.
Error.
Is when people said, campaigns need to reflect progressive values.
No, they don't.
No, they don't.
Campaigns are authoritarian by their nature.
And if I were running a 2028 campaign and I had some little snot-nosed 23-year-old saying, I'm going to resign if you don't do this, not only would I fire that motherfucker on the spot, I would find out who hired them and fire that person on the spot.
And they'd find their mom and I'd slap her too.
I'm really not interested in your uninformed, stupid, jackass opinion as to whether you go on Joe Rogan or not.
But I guess the progressives now have their dream.
We're more of a coastal party, and we've gotten rid of these moderates, and maybe you can all sit around some coffee house in lower Manhattan and celebrate how f***ing smart you all are.
I have hope for the future.
We've got some talented people.
Can't wait to see them out there.
Let's go get them, guys.
Thank you.
This guy sees politics as a game, and he's decided to sign up for it.
Because his wife is a Republican.
Decided to sign up for the Democrat Party and just sees how moronic they are.
Oh, I love it.
That's one of the best speeches I've ever heard.
Down in a coffee house in lower Manhattan.
I'll be in the bayou getting myself some swamp tang.
That's where you get to bed, fool!
Get food out there.
Not getting food from the Hudson River.
That's contaminated.
I get it down from all the leeches, mosquitoes, and all the shrimp with the veins.
The best part.
They're talking about Thanksgiving going to cost $58 this year.
I don't just be back home.
It's free.
That's right.
I understand.
Not everybody privileged don't got a free Thanksgiving in their backyard.
Got a gator back there.
Got a gator.
Got a snake.
So grind that gator up.
Pay nine dollars for a cup of coffee, I'll just mix up some mud from the bayou!
Smack my mama!
Beat the shit out of her!
Traditional snakes and alligator Thanksgiving!
He just walks up in an open casket like, Now you best beat her ass, that's what she wanted!
Looks like he runs a funeral parlor.
He does a little bit.
Can you imagine if that was your funeral parlor day?
That's a trick.
You don't got to moisturize.
The embalming fluid keeps me alive.
Now I borrow skin from the corpses.
Yeah, right.
Halloween, I put myself out on the lawn!
I love the guy.
I want him on the show.
I really would love the Jim Carver.
Trick or treat, stupid!
Yeah, I got a trick for you, dum-dum!
Give me a candy, I'll beat your ass!
I'm here this Sunday!
You know, you, when you're hungry, take a snicker, stupid!
There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's!
Hey, look at me, young boy.
Look at your daddy.
Why the are you eating apple, Jack?
Don't even taste like apple!
We eat Gator-Os in this household.
Kevin Gross said whoops all berries.
It wasn't no mistake.
It was on purpose.
Let me tell you, son, you are God's greatest mistake.
Let's go to the pause.
Let's go inside of the pause.
If we could get him to do a sketch.
Oh, I know.
Oh, my God.
Give him a Snickers.
He's the same guy.
It doesn't fix him.
Thanks for the Snickers.
I still hate you.
He would eat it.
He'd be like, nah, we all used to eat it.
I remember we used to serve it in the cafeteria.
Tell that pussy boy, I learned to feed us.
Feel better, James?
Time to go on a school trip.
Motherfucker, gotta eat the brownie, ruin it for the rest of us.
Can't eat peanuts.
Can't eat tree nuts.
What happened to my party?
I just...
I don't know why I have such a fondness for him.
Carville was right.
He is.
Do you know what that guy is like off camera?
Exactly like that, I think.
He's in the green room, and someone goes, well, you know, I think being inclusive of our LGBT allies, he's in the corner going, aw, jeez!
All right.
Sorry, let's get back to the heartwarming Thanksgiving.
Excuse me.
Yes.
We have a show to do.
It's 15 minutes of just James Carmel.
Oh my god.
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I think Gerald in a bald cap would be a good James Carmel.
All right.
Cuss enough to make it real, though.
Well, you got it.
Thanksgiving is obviously Thursday, but today is actually an important day in its own right.
Today in history, in 1789, George Washington issued a proclamation for Thanksgiving.
He said, Now, therefore, I do recommend and assign Thursday, the 26th day of November, next to be devoted by the people of these states to the service of that great and glorious being, Who is the beneficent author of all the good that was,
that is, or that will be, you know, like Bret Hart, that we may then all unite in rendering unto him our sincere and humble thanks for his kind care and protection of the people of this country previous to their becoming a nation.
And on his way out, he coughed on a few redskins.
Luckily, his slaves couldn't read this.
Which is, by the way, he liked his potatoes as he liked his slaves.
Well whipped.
That's the truth.
I guess it's better than riced.
Yeah, that would be messed up.
You guys didn't know what you're missing.
You riced a slave.
Which way?
You don't riced them, you got a massive slave.
You can't riced a slave, stupid.
Riced a slave, you don't have no one to whip the field no more.
You got no more slaves.
You just got peach and bits everywhere.
You whip them.
You whip them just enough to keep them working hard, but still scared of you!
James Carville threw out the eras of time.
We don't want to text on our team!
Look, he said, and ain't nothing to fear but fear itself, and that is stupid.
Let's play the fear.
There's spiders out there that bite your dick off.
There's anyone in a spot about you giving prior prison time to follow an election.
Only fear, fear itself.
That's stupid, Platter 2. Enjoy your party.
Party.
Party.
I thought you were going to read that.
I started laughing at the beginning because I was like, oh, I want him to read this as James Garvel.
That would be great if that was how George Washington sounded.
From the bayou.
Paul Revere.
The British are coming, stupid!
What do you mean by laying the corset by sea, you idiot?
I'll tell you what I'm going to tell you.
Look at this harbor.
Harbor, that harbor looks nerd, dog.
Put your tear down.
All right.
So by the way, Thanksgiving is super affordable.
I don't know if you know this.
According to the Farm Bureau, there's an article that's come out, and it's been echoed by NBC, and a lot of people are confused by this.
And this is why the elites, meaning those in power in both media and government, Have lost your trust, and rightfully so.
They keep blaming you for believing your lying eyes and ears.
You probably think that Thanksgiving is quite expensive right now compared to, let's say, at least pre-COVID or even last year.
No, no, no.
You're wrong.
It's actually going to be historically cheap, but still more expensive than last year.
Hosting Thanksgiving dinner this year won't be as expensive as last year, but it's still going to cost more than usual.
The average price for a Thanksgiving dinner for 10 people is around $58 this year.
That's according to the American Farm Bureau Federation's annual survey.
Despite the drop in prices from last year, average dinner costs are still up 19% compared to pre-pandemic levels.
Yeah, that number's wrong.
We'll get to that.
19% since pre-pandemic levels.
It's actually, spoiler, 19% since last year, at minimum, so we'll get to it.
But this isn't good.
According to NBC, it actually is.
It says, you may not know it by looking at sticker prices and grocery items, but Thanksgiving dinner is more affordable than it has been in years.
Time out, time out.
How else would I know it other than the sticker prices?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's so pedestrian.
Oh, okay.
So there's hidden math or something?
You might be fooled by the writing you're reading with your eyes.
That's the kind of stuff you say is stupid.
Didn't I fool you?
Come on, English!
You might be fooled by how much less money you have.
Yes.
Rest assured, dum-dum.
I don't care what the price on the sticker says, but the cashier does.
Yes.
Exactly.
So, there are some creative ways that they did some math here, and we're going to get to it.
And one, I had kind of a lightbulb moment this morning.
I'll get to it in a second.
Let's go through the claims so that you are prepared for a Thanksgiving dinner, because no doubt this will come up.
Claim that's being made right now.
You can host a Thanksgiving for $10 for just $58.
So, the example they use...
It includes a basket of 11 goods, like a 16-pound turkey, I believe, or 17-pound, one gallon of milk, one can of peas, a pie.
So there's a whole example.
You can check out the link.
Here's the truth.
According to LendingTree, not a bastion of conservatism, just to be clear, Thanksgiving for $10, this year actually costs about $392.
So what they do is they survey accounts for food, drinks, decor, all of that.
The Farm Bureau analysis, it doesn't factor in any of that, by the way.
I didn't see in there it doesn't factor in butter, it doesn't factor in seasoning, it doesn't factor in drinks aside from one gallon of milk.
There's a lot that they don't factor in.
And all of those, of course, you have experienced.
So let's look at the actual Thanksgiving dinner inflation.
Farm Bureau, this article that NBC is circulating, right, that comes from Farm Bureau, but the NBC article is the one that's catching fire.
They said the prices are up 19% since 2019. LendingTree says it's up 19% since last year.
Which is really important because this administration has been telling you that inflation is under control and it's down under 4% right now.
Hold on.
19% in one year is more than 4%.
But you probably just are going by the sticker prices in your bank account.
Dummy.
Also, nobody believes that $58 for 10 people?
You can't go to Taco Bell and get 10 people food for $58.
That's what I'm saying.
You can't get a 10 piece from CFC. This is stupid.
No.
Absolutely not.
There are a couple of things.
There is one way to do it, and I'll get to that.
Okay.
So, the survey, by the way, also found that due to costs, you have a bunch of people who are reconsidering hosting others for Thanksgiving, and you have people who outright regret hosting Thanksgiving this year, especially, by the way, if you're hosting this bitch.
They're not thrilled with it, and yeah, that's going to be...
That's a huge bitch!
$58 right there.
She's going to eat 52 of the...
Yeah.
Same joke.
Sorry.
Who's this honey baked?
You made it better then.
Just put the honey in my mouth.
It's the same.
I'll mix it in my gum.
Trip it in with the pumpkin pie, just from the can.
That's right.
How much is it for a gallon of gravy?
Don't worry, I whipped my own cream.
And here's another truth, by the way.
And again, taking the totality, all references available, as we do every day.
I encourage every other program to do this.
Even high-income households, meaning over $100,000 a year in earnings, they're affected.
So you see this because a lot of more sort of budget-minded stores, like Walmart, they're seeing record earnings Partially because of higher-income households now trading down, now shopping at these places, now not shopping at the higher-end stores.
So $100,000, this is more proof, doesn't get you what it used to.
The idea of a six-figure income really now is distinctly middle class.
You should be grateful.
Absolutely.
Greatest country on earth if you're making $100,000.
But it's not the same metric or the same sort of yardstick that it used to be.
Here's another claim that they make.
And this is one that I just went through recently because I was doing a test turkey and I screwed it up so I didn't get another turkey.
So the claim they're making is that a 16 pound turkey will cost you just $25.
So about $1.60 per pound.
Here's the truth.
That is a proactively dishonest number.
Okay?
So since 2020 costs are up, like a 16-pound turkey is up 27%.
Oh, wow.
Food at home in general, 19%.
Let's look at this.
A frozen turkey.
Okay?
And this is the creative math.
This is what happens.
A lot of people don't realize this.
It's like after Christmas in Canada, we have Boxing Day, right?
Where everything goes on clearance.
They cut down the prices.
Right.
Thanksgiving.
Anyone out there comment, do you have a frozen turkey?
Okay.
How many days does it take to thaw turkey?
Okay.
How many of you purchased your turkey weeks ago?
Maybe a month ago?
Maybe a couple months ago?
Certainly probably more than a day or two or five days before Thanksgiving because it takes about, depending, four or five days to thaw, let's say, a 20-pound turkey.
So what happens is the clearance takes place right before Thanksgiving with these stores.
So we looked at Kroger, for example.
I just went through this yesterday because I thought a turkey wrong.
I was going to smoke one this year.
I was getting a test turkey, and I screwed it up in the fridge.
That's a miracle.
I know.
No, so I purchased a frozen turkey then, and then just yesterday was buying another turkey, and I saw the prices of the frozen turkey versus thawed turkey.
And that matters because right now the thawed turkey prices are what frozen turkey prices were just a little bit ago.
So the prices come down because after Thanksgiving, they're not going to be selling a bunch of 20-pound turkeys, certainly not nearly as much.
So what you see right now actually is cheaper than they've said.
A 16-pound turkey right now, $12.
$12.60.
Two weeks ago, $30.40.
That's a 16-pound turkey.
Wow.
So add it up per pound, you are looking.
If you bought your turkey more than two weeks before Thanksgiving, that's why I go, but I paid like 40, 50 bucks just for my turkey.
That's why.
It goes on sale, and they can pick their spot.
The farm, you know, they know this.
They can pick the spot.
Where they gauge the price of turkey.
They do it in those two weeks leading up to Thanksgiving where we see price breaks.
Here's more proof of that.
Right now, if you wanted to buy a turkey, you could get that frozen turkey, like I said, for $12.
You need it in time for Thanksgiving?
Has to be thawed.
Has to be a fresh turkey.
$35.
Today.
Wow.
Oof.
So, getting your turkey that you could have for Thanksgiving two weeks ago?
About $30-something for a 16-pound turkey.
Getting a turkey right now that you can use for Thanksgiving?
About the same price.
$35.
Buying a turkey today that you can use...
Two weeks from now?
Oh, you get a discount.
That's how they do it.
You guys see that?
They're not looking out for you.
The only role of the media, of the press, I've talked about this many times, but certainly when you're looking at Farm Bureau, when you're looking at any government agencies trying to give you the cost of goods and services, they should be arming you, they should be providing you with information so that you can make more informed decisions.
That is the goal of a free press.
When they are proactively picking a spot Which could put you in the situation of relying on their estimates as far as price.
You get screwed.
You might actually think that you're going to go to the store and get a 12, get a 16, get a $20 turkey.
No, not if you want it in time for Thanksgiving.
You're looking at paying over $30 for a 16-pound turkey, no matter how you do it.
Speaking of expensive turkeys, by the way, yesterday, former Vice President Biden pardoned two turkeys.
The peach pie in our state is one of my favorites.
It's a state dessert.
And peach blossom flowers also symbolizes resilience, which is quite frankly fitting for today.
And today, peach and blossom will join the free birds of the United States of America.
Born this past July at the Zimmerman Family Farm.
Raised by the...
Yeah, I hear you.
Oh, Jesus.
Fine.
So, hold on, hold on.
I thought one turkey gets pardoned, one gets shot in the head or killed.
Okay, fine.
One gets pardoned, but he pardoned both turkeys there?
Wait, why is there two turkeys?
I don't understand why there's two turkeys.
Oh, because after this they host a turkey peep show.
And yep, it's going to be...
Oh my God!
Gobble Sutra.
Oh, yeah.
Gobble Sutra.
Pick that up on Amazon.
Free shipping.
By the way, ever since Turkey's mate, it is, by no definition, lovemaking.
No.
The male turkey just takes what he wants.
He mean what he say.
Now, man, it's a job-ass decision.
What a weak president partnering to Turkey.
It is funny to see turkeys talk dirty.
Former vice president.
Blah, blah, blah.
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
He pardoned two turkeys and not his son.
That's cool.
I think that's cool.
His son just shows up dressed as a pilgrim.
You're pardoning the turkey hunter?
Dadgummit, hunter's doing coke again.
Well, the Turkey Peep Show is a great place to do it.
Not many people are visiting.
You don't want to do the Turkey Peep Show sober.
No, you do not.
It's just depressing.
So, in the spirit of the season, by the way, here, we had a bit of an early Thanksgiving at the office ourselves.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
Obviously we had a great year, and I think that's a little corny in the spirit of giving thanks, we could all go around the table and just list what it is we're most grateful for.
Yeah, absolutely.
I'm thankful for research and all the long hours they put in every day for us.
Did that work for you.
I'm thankful for the new TriCaster.
We wouldn't have been able to do the election livestream without it.
That's true.
I'm thankful for my Patreon supply.
Long-lasting, great-tasting food when you need it.
Especially the rice pudding.
Yeah, we know that, Josh.
We know that, but why do you have it at the table?
Uh, because it's dinner, obviously.
It's Thanksgiving dinner.
Billy made like an entire spread for us, Josh.
Yeah, but my pager supply tastes so good!
Especially that pudding!
Josh, I mean, Billy spent all day making us an actual Thanksgiving dinner.
Yeah, but there's spaghetti in here.
Okay, yeah, I know that, but the point is that Billy went through all the trouble of making this meal for us, so for Thanksgiving, break bread together and give thanks as a family.
There's bread in here.
Plus, pudding.
Josh, maybe you should stop being a dick and just eat what Billy's preparing for us.
Yeah, okay.
I didn't want to say this out loud.
But Billy's food sucks, dude!
Oh my god, his turkey's dry, okay, his stuffing has fruit in it for some reason, his gravy looks like my last oil change, and would you believe it?
He makes his mashed potatoes with a ricer instead of mashing them.
I'll stick with my patron supply.
Billy!
Pudding?
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I've talked about this.
Look, you don't have to be some kind of doomsday prepper or when the crap hits the fan.
None of that.
Just have enough water.
Have enough food in case of an emergency.
It could be an ice storm like we had in Montreal.
Earthquakes like you get.
Of course, hurricanes.
World War III. Who knows?
That could happen, too.
Just have some water.
Yeah, it's not like Bitcoin, too.
You don't have to keep investing and buying more and more.
No.
You should have something on, though.
You buy it.
You keep it.
I think we have three or four of these, like, literally in an emergency place.
Have some water.
Have, ideally, something to heat it.
Some kind of, like, a Bunsen burner setup.
And, you know what?
But Everclear.
Everclear, you can use it to fuel your car if you need to use to fuel your Bunsen burner.
And you can also use it to get a little warm if it's an ice storm.
It gets a little nippy.
Yeah, fuel your rage.
Yeah, exactly.
Domestic violence this week.
Then you end up enslaving people, and you are like Krull.
So, let's get to this.
Krull?
What is it that you're most thankful for?
It's corny.
What are you most thankful for?
I think I can guess with the election.
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Please, we're very grateful and continue to help grow it.
You know what I'm thankful for?
Mass deportations.
Yes.
And as are most Americans, because according to a YouGov poll that was just released, 73% of Americans now think deporting illegals should be a priority for Donald Trump.
73% think it should be a high priority or at least a medium priority, which I don't understand how you answer that.
Like, I get if someone says...
It's still yes.
It's absolutely a yes.
Yeah, it's still like, absolutely do it.
And something else interesting, this includes 68% of people under the age of 30. 68% of people under the age of 30 believe that it should be a high priority or a medium priority to deport illegals and even 51% of Democrats.
I know it's a bit surprising for some of us, but I feel like it should be like that.
Young people should be wanting to have this country to themselves, for crying out loud.
Yeah, to have the same opportunities that the baby boomer generation had.
They're not competing in the same kind of work environment.
I get it, especially if you look at housing prices.
It's not lost on us.
And CBS's coverage, of course, ignored the above.
73% support deportations.
And they cited a different question in this poll.
The question was, would you approve or disapprove of Donald Trump starting a national program to find and deport all illegal immigrants, sorry, all immigrants who are in the U.S. illegally?
So it's quite a wordy question.
That one was still 57% approved.
With only a 43 disapproved.
So their best case scenario, where they're really, really trying to make it seem scary, is still 57% like, yeah.
Yeah, of course.
I think that's all in the question, though.
They set this question as if he has to start a new department.
Like, there already is one.
Exactly.
I think it's the Department of Homeland Security.
You think that's a department that exists?
Exactly.
Even right there, you would get some libertarians who disapprove going like, their reflex is just, no, no, no, don't start a national program.
We need to start a national program.
Just enforce it.
Yeah, that's a trick question to try to get people who voted for me to say.
And they still lost.
Yeah, and they still lost.
It's just like, okay.
So the real number is at least 73% of Americans.
Why do you think?
Why do you think?
Keep in mind, we went from 2016, they're not sending their best from Donald Trump.
Racist, I can't believe it.
We are a nation of immigrants, and everyone was trumpeting that to 73% saying, yeah, we've got to get them out of here.
Do you guys see how progress can be made?
All the doomsdayers who are going into this election, please let this not only be a lesson to you, but to everyone else.
If you have those people in your family, I'm not going to vote.
There's no point.
Hey!
Don't listen to those people.
You know what?
I'm thankful for President Joe Robinette Biden.
Really?
Yeah, for opening up that border and showing everybody how chaotic and crazy this can be if you let this happen.
That's true.
Yeah.
I mean, I wish it could happen with fewer people dying, but the point remains.
The point remains.
That's what we do.
So here's what's happening.
The mainstream media, those who are elites, right?
Think about just in the last two days, you've got Thanksgiving!
Thanksgiving is more affordable than ever!
And Americans said, no, absolutely not.
The mainstream media said, deporting!
Can you believe this type of racist policy?
And Americans said, yeah, yeah, yeah, I actually can.
They're going to do everything they can to try and destroy the reputation of not only Donald Trump, but of course you.
Remember, once upon a time, you were deplorable.
Once upon a time, you were the problem.
You were garbage.
They know that doesn't work.
So they're going to try and divide and conquer.
They're going to try and get you to be separated from the people that you've actually elected.
Don't let it happen.
Let your freak flag fly.
This is the time.
I guarantee you another generation is going to come in.
Maybe 10 years from now, we're going to be back to the no effects, rock against Bush.
Oh, Republicans are the man.
There is a moment right now where you are the counter-culturalists, the conservatives out there.
Own it.
Own it.
That's where we are.
All right.
Speaking of which, let's own this.
The tariffs.
This is a big subject.
And again, the media, the elites, a lot of them trying to tell you, this is bad for you.
This is bad for you when a lot of Americans support these.
The more you understand what's happening with the tariffs...
The more you would likely support it.
I'm not saying that you're, as a left would, you're just ignorant or uninformed.
If you understand that it's not about tariffs, and a lot of Americans may not know this, that a lot of tariffs were threatened in the first Trump administration.
Some were implemented, but not all of them.
So you're hearing economists say, these tariffs, it's going to be an increase in costs in goods and services.
Okay?
But the main point to remember is they're a negotiating tactic.
And they're a negotiating tactic that works.
Because Donald Trump does understand leverage.
He understands that other countries are putting these tariffs, right?
Putting these taxes on our I've changed my mind there.
Absolutely.
And when we saw the rest of the world, I mean, the tariffs that we have right now in other countries, like, protecting their own interests and making sure, like, good example, Boeing, and we talked about car dealers, like, it's insane the amount of tariffs that people have on us, and we're just like, oh, we're supposed to just play along with it.
Right.
Like, everything's okay.
Yeah, exactly.
Well, to give you an idea, too, there were a lot of tariffs, again, threatened.
Some tariffs were implemented.
It's one of the few things that former Vice President Joe Biden kept.
Well, some of the limited tariffs on China.
But there are far more that were threatened.
Like in 2017, remember the threat of a tariff from Donald Trump if they moved their plant to Mexico?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, it was Ford and they canceled it.
Ford canceled that plan, remember?
- Yeah. - And then of course they started back up, they find a way around it.
You just have to make it something that can't be worked around.
So Monday, Donald Trump, I need to take a sip of water here, dropped this hammer. - Good. - Announced the plan for sweeping tariffs And by the way, he understands that his posts in the public affect markets and affect global leadership.
Remember we used to say, like, what do you think is going to happen once we have presidents or once we have representatives who grew up in the era of social media?
We're kind of getting there now.
Oh, they said this.
I don't care.
Oh, they're posting this out there.
Yeah, people are just speaking.
You know what?
We have more of a connection to them.
So here's what Donald Trump...
And he's aware of it.
It can actually affect markets.
As everyone is aware, thousands of people are pouring through Mexico and Canada bringing crime and drugs at levels never seen before.
Right now a caravan coming from Mexico, not Dodge, composed of thousands of people.
Pacifica, as well, seemed to be unstoppable in its quest to come through our currently open border on January 20th as one of my many first executive orders.
I will sign all necessary legal documents to charge Mexico and Canada A 25% tariff on all products coming into the USA and its ridiculous open borders.
And it'll stay in effect until drugs and illegal influx, until that stops.
And upon hearing the news, I should be clear, Prime Minister Trudeau of Canada had this to say.
Sorry, right clip.
Always the right clip, but here's the other right clip.
And we all knew it was coming.
But we hoped it wasn't.
And I thought I was going to make it through this, but I'm not.
It hurts.
And we are...
We are less as a country.
How does he look cold and hot at the same time, by the way?
That's because of all the Midol he's taking.
I see, I see.
After that, he enjoyed a nice Ryan Gosling movie marathon.
Oh, yeah.
As for, by the way, Canada, as for Mexico, which is...
Well, there's some, actually, we just got some breaking news.
Breaking news?
Yeah, for Mexico.
So the president, Claudia, what is it, Sheinbaum, she actually declared that caravans are no longer going to reach the border.
Read it like a woman.
All of 12...
I can't.
How do I do that?
Come on, he does the Trump voice, you gotta do the Claudia voice.
The caravans are no longer going to reach the border.
That sounds just like a gay Mexican.
He's no more.
Go no more vans to the border.
Because he mean what he said.
Sorry, Stephen.
Her last name is Shine Bomb.
So I was like, no more to the border.
No more driving to the border?
Uh-huh.
Literally 12 hours after he puts that out, boom, hey, they're not going to reach the border.
Now, I will say this.
She did get a little lippy on Trump saying, hey, I'm not kidding.
I didn't say that to be sarcastic.
She actually did.
She was like, look, this problem is created in your country.
If you guys would do more to secure your own border, because you can't look incredibly weak.
She's like, okay, we're going to cave, but I'm going to look strong when I say this.
And that's your problem, sir.
If you would fix it.
Our border?
I'm sorry.
Our border.
I'm sorry, you have a tiny little border that's letting hundreds of thousands of people come through, and it's our problem.
It's not my job to secure your border.
We have drugs in Mexico that's a way of life.
We like the immigrants.
We say come to Mexico.
That's right.
We say come to Mexico.
Work in our Chinese car plant.
We don't want them to go to Mexico, but you have to pay all the monies, and we're going to pay nothing.
Oh, no, wait!
You mean what you're saying?
Okay, we'll pay the monies!
So this bitch had the authority to stop the caravan at any time?
Yes.
Yes!
Yes!
This is the point.
So much of this is an actual house of cards.
It's all a facade.
Of course they can!
Of course they can!
This is the country that lost El Chapo.
Well, to be fair, it's not her stopping the caravans.
It's the cartel.
That's why we believe it.
Right.
The cartel is going to stop the caravans because they're the ones that killed all the people that opposed her.
Yes, it's true.
Also, we promise a 20% reduction of the heads of the people crossing on turtles.
You don't got to give them benefits.
laughs *laughter* No more tortugas.
Now, growing up, we saw a head and a turtle.
That was a Thanksgiving feast!
Now, big old soup!
So Donald Trump went on to announce...
So we just got that news from Mexico.
I'm very interested to hear what happens with this next country.
He's going to be applying some major tariffs on China.
He said, I've had many talks with China about the massive amount of drugs, in particular fentanyl, being sent to the USA, but...
To no avail.
Not even some avail.
None.
Representatives of China told me that they would institute their maximum penalty, that of death, for any drug dealers caught doing this, but unfortunately they never followed through and drugs are still pouring into our country, mostly through Mexico at levels never seen before until such time as they stop.
We will be charging China an additional 10% tariff above any additional tariffs on all of their many products coming into the United States of America.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I love it.
I love it.
You know, that's a threat.
He's basically listing out his grievances.
China?
China?
You see that?
I appreciate your attention.
And by the way, we'll talk about this.
The taxes, the tariffs on China.
Sorry, on Mexico and on Canada.
It's another way to punish China.
Yes, it is.
Because a lot of what they do is they send stuff there and they reassemble it.
So this is actually hitting China.
This is really all designed to, I would imagine, of course, curb the flow of fentanyl.
That's a big one.
Politely, of course.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
China has responded.
Really?
Yes.
You're not joking?
I'm not joking.
It's a slightly different response.
It said, no one will win in a trade war or a tariff war than the idea of China knowingly allowing fentanyl precursors to flow to the United States runs completely counter to facts and reality.
So, not quite the, I'll stop the caravans!
No, no, no.
That's not going to happen.
They're in the phase of, oh!
He's tearing big brides.
That's not true.
No fentanyl in China.
Come to China.
You see no fentanyl.
No fentanyl.
Fentanyl.
I don't see.
Me so sorry.
Only a big wall.
Happy people.
Big wall.
Annoying Mongolian.
Other side of the wall.
Watch out for General Soul.
Very spicy.
Keep out Mongolian.
Annoying people.
Biggest wall.
Keep out annoying people.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Go back to Mongolia.
You're a mongoloid.
Mongolia, good for you.
Of course, there'll be more with that.
But I mean, listen, Donald Trump gets people to respond immediately.
Yes, he does.
Yes, he does.
These countries have responded to these things in 12 hours or less.
And so here's the thing.
Of course, in mission control, can we get the tariffs that China has?
I don't know if we have specifically China.
Of course, that's a verifiable lie.
You know that, right?
You can go back and just watch our installment on the Chinese foreign nationals buying up weed farms in Oklahoma, for example.
I mean, they have an unbelievable network, not to mention Chinese nationals on campus in the United States.
If you believe that they're not producing fentanyl, if you believe that in China they're not taxing and putting tariffs on American goods, if you believe there's no foul play, then you would have to be a Democrat today.
You'd have to be the same person who believed that, oh, it came from a bat sandwich, COVID. So, of course, CNN did what CNN did.
If you voted for Trump because you thought he was going to bring down the cost of housing, a lot of our lumber, cement, other materials comes from Canada, which means that construction costs are going to go up.
Not to mention all of the ways he's going to royal the U.S. auto industry because a lot of autos cross borders in North America multiple times before they're ultimately finished and sold to consumers.
Not to mention the fact that a lot of U.S. manufacturers purchase inputs, intermediate goods like metals and cement and other things from Canada, from Mexico, and not to mention even the retaliation that we should expect, all of which is going to be very bad for consumers, not to mention, again, many of the U.S. workers that Trump allegedly wants to help.
Yeah, yeah, it'd be bad for consumers.
Almost like she's echoing some of the sentiments from China.
Can you bring up that statement again?
This is a spokesperson for China.
She said, no one will win a trade war or tariff war.
All right.
China.
Oh, that's right.
You have a 21?
21.1% tariff on U.S. imports.
It's almost like what we're proposing is comparable to what you already do.
This is the America first.
This is the difference.
No one is saying that there shouldn't be free international trade, but it's not.
We just can't be bent over and piped.
And it's especially hard to take when that apparatus is coming from a communist country.
So anyone who actually believes China, what are we supposed to do?
Just a piece communist fascists across the world because consumers don't want to pay anything?
And I don't know if you know this, but that also hurts the consumer because American businesses can't actually export their goods internationally.
A lot of the market is blocked out for American goods and services.
Did you know that?
Yeah, because not only is it blocked out, but they still are IP all the time.
Right.
All the time.
This country is actively at war with us economically, and Trump is trying to fight back a little, and people are freaking out.
Right.
Yes, absolutely right.
I'm trying to think if we want to get through all these, because we're kind of running late here.
Fine.
Okay, so let's go to a few facts.
Key fact number one, of course, like I said, Donald Trump is...
Using the tariffs as a bargaining chip.
You just saw it with Mexico, China.
China's still in the denial phase.
Mexico seems like they've reached acceptance.
Let's just go to Rana, that clip.
So, in a shocking turn of events, CNN contributor Rana Ferrujar, professional Daniel Stern lookalike, admitted that this was a negotiating tactic as well.
I don't want to say that, alright, this is going to be the way it's going to be from day one.
Trump says a lot of things.
You think he's bluffing?
I think that what's happening fundamentally now that's different under this president is that the U.S. market will be used as a chit on a gambling table that is the global economy.
I mean, that is the way you have to look at it.
We are not in trade as usual.
We are not in the economy that we've known, frankly, for the last 40 years or so.
It's going to be totally different.
So even look, for example, I just gave you the China numbers, but if you look at the EU tariff on American cars, it's 10%, whereas ours is only 2.5%.
Oh my god!
So think about that first.
Those cars helped the Nazis.
So Americans here, you're getting Mercedes, you're getting Audi, you're getting BMW, those cars.
They're not getting a lot of the American cars.
Not that all American cars are great, don't get me wrong, it's not lost to me, but there are certainly some cars like large sedans that are really kind of unavailable, and not everyone in the EU can afford European cars.
So they have cars that are like Brio and bullcrap you never heard of in the United States.
I'm sure they're all begging for PT Cruisers and Avalanches.
Yes.
Chargers.
In Japan, there's a 15.5% tariff on American agricultural imports.
So think about this for a second.
We just did EU, China, Japan.
So only the United States is to bring in stuff with no kind of tariff?
No.
The ideal scenario is they don't do that, is these other countries don't do that, right?
So that way we all have access to more markets internationally.
It can be competitive, not an international government, international free markets.
But these countries won't do that, because in many areas they're not able to compete.
For more proof, just look at the fact that we're comparing us to the EU, right?
You realize the EU is many, many, many countries, right?
The United States, one country, is far more of a powerhouse than the many countries of the EU. We have everything.
What was that?
They owe us, too.
Yes, they do.
Twice, at least.
Yes, they do.
At least twice.
And now.
Come on, now.
So does Japan.
That's a weird one, too.
How do you take out, like, that many people and then end up paying them?
It's weird.
We're one of the only countries that's ever done it.
By the way, Steve Madden pledged to cut its China imports by 45%.
There you go.
Companies are already responding as well.
Not only governments, but countries are responding with this as well.
Here's another fact.
These countries, not just terrorists, they are screwing us.
So Mexico, to give you an example, they need to be punished.
And by punished, I don't mean war.
What I mean is, all right, you've harmed Americans, and so we're not going to allow you to do it anymore, and we're going to make it sting.
We're going to start economically.
Do you want to get in line?
Since 2021, 8.8 million encounters at the southern border alone.
In 2023, that one year, 22,000 pounds of fentanyl are seized at the southern border.
Keep in mind, only two milligrams will kill a person.
22,000 pounds is enough to kill about 5 billion people.
And by the way, it still takes four shots of Narcan to wipe the smile off their face.
5 billion people?
In 2023, 74,000 people died from fentanyl overdoses.
George Floyd was in 2022. Okay, so it would be in the previous...
Yeah, it throws off.
Or no, 20. Sorry, I forgot the year.
And right now, there's a...
Well, before this president, there was a massive caravan coming to the border as we were preparing this show.
And apparently now that the president said no caravan, there is chaos at the border.
where we go now live.
Where is my America?
I think they're in Honduras.
Poor bastard.
So yeah, the president, this is the lippy part you were talking about.
If a percentage of what the United States spends on war were dedicated to peace and development, that would address the underlying causes of migration.
It wouldn't address the underlying cause that your country sucks.
Not your people.
Your country sucks.
It does.
Hold on a second.
Peace?
Is there a war with Mexico that I don't know about?
Aside from the drug war when you talk about your cartel?
Development?
Wait, wait.
You send 22,000 pounds or allow 22,000 pounds of fentanyl.
Enough to kill every American in this country through the border?
And you expect us to develop your country?
How about we take your shit?
You're the 51st state.
How about we stop allowing the rest of anyone in the world telling the United States how we should run our stuff?
And you know what?
How about we just say, hey Canada, we're taking your resources.
Okay?
That's it.
Don't make us fight you for it.
I know you got a few Cessna propeller planes with a couple of shotguns, but at this point in time, you have all of these resources.
You're not using it properly.
We're going to be nice.
We're going to make sure that everything is actually cheaper, more affordable.
We'll give you more freedom.
But your stuff is ours now.
Mexico gets to tell us that we need peace and develop if we spent money.
What?
Well, if you spend less money on the wars overseas, then you could pay the cartel to keep your own country safe.
That's right.
It's simple economics.
I understand.
It's hard to argue with that logic.
Just win, stupid.
Female president.
Yeah, with their opponents dead.
So in Canada, to give you an idea, from January 21 to June 24, illegal immigration there on that border increased by 12,700%.
What?
What?
That includes 8,000 people from India this summer alone.
Okay, well that explains it.
They got an immigration problem.
Yeah, that came just this summer.
8,000 people from India.
Now, is this to say that...
We don't want any Indians...
No!
But what we are saying is, look at what happened in Ohio.
8,000 people in a summer from a country that shares nothing in common with our values, our culture, our society, does not assimilation make.
Do you understand that?
Have you been to India?
And I don't mean some silly white broad saying she's going to eat, pray, love across India and staying at the Hyatts.
Have you been to India?
They poop in the streets.
8,000 people...
This summer, came across the border.
In one season, they come from a country where they poop in the streets.
And rape.
Lots of rape over there.
And India never even noticed.
Think about that.
It's not racist.
No!
No!
Go back!
To Canada.
Go back!
You're not welcome.
Whoa, does that mean you're racist?
No, no, no.
You 8,000 people in one season, and if we're talking about Canadian summer, that's like a month and a half.
That's true.
You can't just, no, you can't just do this.
You're not allowed to.
In July, the Customs and Border Protection, they recorded their largest fentanyl bust at the northern border in the last five years.
Huge!
And by the way, CBC News, which is government-funded in Canada, a lot of people here don't realize the corporate media, and yes, corporate media sucks, but thank God we have new media, which they also try and crack down on in Canada because they have speech laws.
CBC News used to be the only source of news in Canada, government-funded, by the way.
They couldn't seem to grasp at all Trump's policy on this.
I think this is going to bring a really big challenge if we look at Canada specifically here.
Makeup's a challenge for her.
If you're going to associate illegal immigrants and drugs crossing the border with tariffs that are two completely unrelated, there's no connection between the two.
You're creating a real challenge here because the government does not control necessarily people who are trying to move things illegally.
And people will always try to do that.
So I think this is a really bold move on him and it can potentially be extremely dangerous for the economy.
I mean, yeah, I guess he's paying attention to Canada.
So congratulations to all of us.
Thoughts and prayers to all of our friends in the PMO.
You know, Godspeed to all of you as you deal with this.
This is insane, candidly.
25% is insane.
Did you hear what that lady just said?
The report I just gave you was from the Customs and Border Protection Agency.
The 50% tax rate.
I think maybe they should have some jobs.
That's literally what the government is supposed to do.
It's one of the very few things government...
Find the craziest pseudo-anarchist libertarian...
By the way, should the government make sure that dangerous people, criminals, and cartels, should they make sure that we're safe at the border?
I don't believe in no government whatsoever.
For her to say it's dangerous for the government to try and enforce The border?
I mean, I don't know.
I don't even know what world I'm living in.
You want to act like it's 1984 because we believe that we should have a border?
You believe that people should be kicked off of all public platforms for saying that boys shouldn't beat the shit out of girls in sports.
And you want to act like it's this dystopian future where we're just saying, hey, let's just have a line around our country like has always existed.
Let's go to China because I'm done with this guy.
China, they produce 97% of all fentanyl precursor chemicals.
Okay?
Then what happens is the Chinese sell these chemicals to the cartels in Mexico.
Even though I know that that Chinese spokesperson said, No way!
No!
Fentanyl!
How do you pronounce?
Fentanyl?
Fentanyl?
I don't know!
I don't know!
Fentanyl!
Fentanyl!
Yes!
Yes!
And so, the more we punish Mexico, the more we punish China.
Look, your choice is this.
Punish Mexico, punish China.
Okay.
Or keep having tens of thousands of fentanyl overdoses every year in this country and violence and Lincoln-Riley situations at the border and Aurora, Colorado.
That's your choice.
Okay, so if you agree there need to be some consequences for these other countries, including China, here's your choice.
War or economic leverage?
Pick one.
You can't do nothing.
It's that simple.
And I think economic leverage is something that, thank God we have a president who's actually run a business.
Here's the key fact number three you need to know.
These countries absolutely need our market.
We are the top export market for all three.
Mexico, we make up 78%.
Canada, we make up 75%.
China, we're still their biggest export market with 15%.
And that's like they're exporting to us or we're exporting to them?
They're taking in our stuff.
Okay, so importing our stuff.
Oh, sorry, sorry.
They're exporting their stuff to us.
Oh, I see.
Okay.
Yeah, they need our market.
They need our market.
They need to export to us because we're the ones who buy the stuff.
Yeah, we're also going to send it, right?
If 78% of their stuff is going to...
Okay, I get it.
People in China, most of the people living in rural China can't afford all these electronics and goods and services.
So if you have someone, you know, whipping you, chained to a loom in China or in some kind of sneaker factory, well, you want to sell them to American kids.
So to the tune of, I mean, with Canada and Mexico, 78%.
It's like, all right, okay, so now that huge market share that you want, you want to take advantage of, well, we're going to charge you exactly what you charge us.
And we're going to do it because you're allowing drugs that kill Americans to come over and you're allowing cartels to come over.
And until you stop it, I think it's really fair, you're just going to experience what we experience with your tariffs.
How could anyone be against that?
Got all the leverage.
We haven't used it forever and we're slowly dying.
And look, it's going to hurt just a little bit, but Donald Trump is right.
China is screwing us over.
We have no means of production of some very, very important things right now because we've outsourced it to China.
I don't normally cite Tim Pool.
Maybe we can pull the video for Behind the Paywall.
Not for any particular reason.
Otherwise, he talks about a lot of interesting stuff.
I just don't normally do it, but he made a phenomenal point on skateboards and skating community, which I don't care about.
But nonetheless, he was absolutely right in how we've exported all of it to China for the wrong reasons.
He made a really, really good point.
So if we can pull that for afterwards, I think it'd be good.
But Donald Trump understands he has a little leverage.
Yeah.
What are these countries going to do?
Like, yes, it can be messy.
Yes, we may have to pay some higher prices, but most of it's negotiation tactic.
But wouldn't it be better if maybe there's a higher price to pay for Americans on something that's not catastrophic?
It's not going to tank our economy.
And by God, an American company goes, you know what?
I see an opportunity to do it better, do it cheaper here at home in the United States.
Now we can compete.
Thank you for giving us an opportunity to just do it on a fair playing field.
And you know who could never do that?
You know who could never do that?
A guy like Joe Biden, who since his 20s has suckled up the government teeth.
You think this guy's going to understand contract negotiation in the private market?
What about Kamala Harris, whose greatest qualification was blowing a mayor before she was appointed to a seat?
Allegedly.
And then won?
No, not allegedly.
No, that happened.
No, the only thing in dispute is whether she did oral or not.
She did everything.
She slept with the guy and then got a job.
These people aren't going to know.
The concept of leverage, of negotiation, of where you stand in the business relationship.
Hey, for all of us folks, this is what you are experiencing, what you are seeing right now.
You just saw a response from Mexico.
You just saw a response from China.
What you are experiencing right now is that, oh, so awful, lack of experience.
From Donald Trump.
When people said lack of experience, they meant he doesn't have the experience of Joe Biden or Kamala Harris.
He hasn't been in office his whole life.
What's he gonna do?
You know what he's gonna do?
He's gonna handle it like a businessman.
He's gonna handle it like a guy who's run a multi-billion dollar enterprise and has had to negotiate with people across the globe on a regular basis.
Isn't that great?
Hey, isn't that something to be thankful for this year?
Can you feel the difference?
You have an adult in charge who's actually had to make a buck in the private sector and signs the front of checks, not the back of them.
I think that that is a good thing.
Comment below.
That's a big thing for me.
It's a big thing.
As someone who runs a business, anyone who runs a business, that's why you see the support sky high for Donald Trump.
Because it correlates.
You look at his policies and someone who runs a business in the United States, you go, yeah, okay, all right, that makes sense.
Oh, we'll be able to hire more people.
Oh, that incentive makes sense.
We can provide more benefits, healthcare, forward.
Oh, great, thank you.
People who don't get it are the people who never signed in front of a check in their life.
All right.
What they mean by no experience is no debt to lobbyists or other people or businesses.
Or lining the pockets of the bureaucrats.
Exactly.
No experience, no debt.
That's what that means.
Of course.
Yeah, you think Joe Biden's going to be harsh on China when he talks about what great friends they are and may have business dealings going on there?
40 years of debt, that guy.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's a good point.
All right, let's go to this really quick because the winning, it just doesn't stop.
I'm thankful for this one.
It don't stop.
The winning continued Tuesday.
Jack Smith filed to completely drop the charges in his federal case against Donald Trump.
Breaking news from Washington.
CBS News has learned special counsel Jack Smith has filed to dismiss the D.C. federal case against former President Donald Trump.
The Justice Department charged Trump last year with plotting to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election.
This dismissal comes after Trump won the presidential election a few weeks ago.
The Justice Department has a policy against prosecuting sitting presidents.
And for the record, we don't need to spend a ton of time on this.
It's consistent with the DOJ, right?
This long-held sort of practice that the Constitution prohibits prosecuting a sitting president.
However, because he's a prick, Smith...
Left the door open for charges to come back once Trump leaves office.
You moron.
You should have kept your mouth shut because Donald Trump could just pardon himself.
That'd be awesome on the way out the door.
I pardoned me.
Yes!
Maybe that was his last-ditch effort to not get looked into.
Yeah.
If I leave this open, maybe they can just pardon himself and then they'll just forget about me.
This guy, I'm telling you, this guy, he cannot quit and he cannot resign.
Whatever you do, you appoint him again and fire the hell out of him.
It has to sting for this guy.
Yes.
It absolutely does.
And just as a thank you to you this Thanksgiving, a big part of this, if you guys don't remember, we had the DOJ official spokesperson, Mug Club Undercover, which was entirely supported by you.
Mug Club is now Rumble Premium.
The Mug Club Undercover unit is working on some new stories coming up this year.
The DOJ spokesperson said, yeah, this is a political witch hunt.
They're stacking up charges, just trying to make it fit because they don't want Donald Trump to be president.
Once that came out, All of a sudden, suits started getting dropped.
Within the week, Donald Trump, we knew for sure, was not going to be in jail and was going to be able to run for president.
I believe it was within three days.
And now, pretty much everything we're looking at being dropped.
And that doesn't happen, just like Donald Trump can affect global markets by his posts on social media.
You need to understand, too, the outcry that you guys create.
I mean, the viral component of this, billions of people who saw this story.
That's...
That's not a small thing.
It didn't play a small role in those in government saying, all right, there's enough pressure right now.
Eyes are on us.
We better straighten up and fly right.
For those who don't remember, here's a refresher.
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Top spokesman, one of the top people in the U.S. Attorney's Office in Manhattan, and was quoted exactly, quote, Honestly, I think this case is nonsense.
Now, every real estate person in New York does what Trump did.
Nobody's ever been charged with this before.
It's a perversion of justice.
It's a bombshell video for Steven Crowder's mug club.
Mug club.
Mug club undercover.
Has been just killing.
Goes on to say that he thinks that the slew of criminal charges against Trump is part of a larger political maneuver designed to derail his political candidacy and to make him a convicted felon.
I thought we lived in a democratic republic where we get to elect the president, not you guys get to throw him in jail when he looks like he's gonna win.
And that's what this looks like.
This is exactly what they're trying to do.
48 hours.
There is now a 0% chance that he's in jail before that.
We have some breaking news.
Judge Juan Marchand has ruled on Trump's request to delay the sentencing.
That he will in fact delay it until November 26th.
They ought to drop it.
They shouldn't delay it.
They should drop it.
Drop all of it.
Drop all of it.
And that's because of Mug Club.
And by the way, that reminded me, Geraldo Rivera said that he would fight Dan Bongino.
He said, if he's the kind of guy, if I saw him in a bar, I'd square up with him.
Do you mean when he had cancer?
Maybe that's the only time.
First of all, you're probably not going to catch him in a bar.
No, probably not.
He looks physically fit.
Yes, he does.
He cares about his body.
He's not out in the bar telling sad stories about how dumb he used to be.
Yeah.
Geraldo Rivera's a freaking moron.
Telling old failure stories.
Yeah, that guy is an idiot, dude.
Remember when I completely gave away the location of those troops?
Yeah.
I used to do a show on Fox.
He was very nice, and he had people that were very nice, but he is an idiot.
Now...
Bongino would...
I wouldn't even be close.
I mean, he could come out of the room of chemo treatment and beat Geraldo's ass.
Dan Bongino accepting the fight would be bullying.
Yes, exactly.
It would be considered intimidation.
Speaking of bullying, we're talking about Donald Trump, and right now, obviously, Jack Smith.
President Trump did have some final words for Jack Smith himself, and he didn't mince them.
At the tone, please record your message.
Hey Jack, it's me, your daddy.
Have you heard the new song they're playing on the radio, It's All the Rage?
A big rage.
It's a great song.
Wonderful song.
Very catchy.
It goes, frankly, like this.
Hit the road, Jack.
And don't you come back.
No more.
No more.
Hit the road, Jack.
I hope that you get gang-raped.
Isn't it a beautiful song?
Frankly, the best song.
I hear it everywhere.
People singing along saying, Jack, I hope it gets gang-raped.
They run a train.
Big ol' train on Jack.
That's my president.
I'm a fan.
You know, yeah.
Screw around.
Looks like Jack Smith's gonna leave multiple doors open.
Yes.
Aww.
He's been taking notes from the turkey peep show.
That'll be a Pelosi situation.
He's gonna get hammered.
We actually have a couple more stories to get to in Thanksgiving chat, but MC Baba dropped his latest single.
But before that, hey, look, thank you guys so much.
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Oh my God, I can't.
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This is our favorite Congolese DJ. You're only going to have one Congolese DJ. I think there only is one.
Is he not a rapper also?
Is he a DJ rapper?
I think that's what they...
I call him an artist, personally.
Yes, yeah, he's an artist.
Let's not put MC Baba in a box.
Yeah, come on.
The guy's innovative.
Yeah.
For those who don't know, he's deaf.
And mute.
So he's like a mime in a box.
Yes.
Well, he's mute-ish.
He makes some sounds.
But he does have a new banger out just in time for us all to give thanks.
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