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Nov. 5, 2024 - Louder with Crowder

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2024 Election Livestream of the Century: The Rumble on Rumble

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	music I think we got it!
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	music is gonna be the day turning power to red from blue.
	By now you should have somehow realized what they're trying to do.
	They're not gonna let up.
	But I don't believe that anybody could steal it from me and you.
	No way, no how.
	Had their ballots intercepted before they arrived to them and cast without their knowledge.
	They need illegals in the street cause they'll vote for Dems without a doubt.
	You spend a fortune at the store while they fly, I'm here to get handouts.
	I don't believe that anybody needs a border more than we do now.
	We have to have strong borders.
	I want to build a wall.
	You need the wall.
	The demographic changes here are blinding.
	Tonight the leftist dicks need some reminding.
	There are many ways that we can keep our nation true, and there's one way how to make America great again.
	Well, frankly, we're gonna stop the anchor babies.
	It takes brass balls, but I'll build the wall.
	We're gonna build the wall.
	We have no choice.
	We have no choice.
	Crazies are standing in our way.
	Now it's time to be the voice for you.
	By now you should have somehow realized that you're getting screwed.
	I don't believe that anybody will win as big as we are about to now.
	The endless lies of tax and weaponizing Tonight the liberal toads need some reminding So many wins that Trump will have in term number two And it's starting now I said frankly We're gonna be the one that saves it To
	chew that great big wall.
	You're not crazy.
	Magas all across the nation.
	So many magas.
	We heard our country's call.
	It's one big red wall.
	A beautiful wall.
	I said maybe.
	But we'll be the one that saves it!
	We're gonna save this great, great nation!
	We're gonna save it, folks!
	We're gonna be the ones that save it Everyone says we'll save it This great, great nation.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	There you go.
	That's the sound of our...
	Ooh, my headphones came in hot.
	...of our Super Bowl.
	Only, unlike the Super Bowl, it is consequential, and it's significantly less gay.
	So, come on.
	Also, very, very few cutaways to Taylor Swift.
	I do have to fix this headphone thing, though, because it's just giving me...
	Do I sound okay to you guys?
	It does.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Horrible.
	We have...
	We have so much to get to.
	This is the election livestream of the century, the Rumble on Rumble.
	There's a lot that makes tonight different.
	So let me bring in the folks we have here right now, which could change, by the way, because we are not leaving you tonight until we know who the next president of the United States is, Donald Trump.
	But...
	I don't know, so that was a little bit of foreshadowing.
	So we have Captain Morgan, number two CEO. How are you?
	I am doing far better than you.
	How are you feeling?
	I had the stomach flu from hell.
	I lost eight pounds in about 12 hours, but I am here.
	I got an IV, and I'm good to go.
	We also have a button that kills all microphones tonight.
	I wonder why.
	And a bucket next to me.
	True story.
	Let us know in the chat if you'd like us not to kill the mics if that happens.
	We have ginger chews and some things that won't be mentioned.
	We have, of course, he's going to be at the Bridgeview Center Theater in Ottumwa, Iowa, November 9th.
	You watch him on Mug Club.
	You can go to nickdipp.com for the rest of his tour dates.
	Nick DiPaolo, funniest man alive.
	How are you, sir?
	Good, how you doing?
	You know, Steve, like they say, the great ones play hurt, so I'm glad you're here with your dirty pants.
	Two pairs of pants.
	Two pairs of rubber panties.
	It's because of the insulation.
	It gets cold in the studio.
	So what do we have tonight?
	Look, we told you we have...
	You can go right now to the Election Integrity Map.
	Electionintegritymap.com.
	We're going to bring that up in a second, but we have a lot of guests.
	We have Tim Pool.
	We have Donald Trump Jr.
	We have Dan Bongino.
	We have Alex Jones.
	We have Vivek Ramaswamy.
	We have Russell Brand.
	We have The Quartering.
	And we have Devin Nunez tonight.
	We also have The Drinking Game Rules.
	Let's bring them up.
	Tonight, you will drink anytime a state is called for Donald Trump.
	Anytime a state is deemed too close to call, which will probably not happen that much tonight.
	We'll get into why.
	Anytime the mainstream media has a meltdown.
	You will drink anytime there are election hijinks.
	Already alcohol poisoning.
	And you are going to drink any time a swing state is called.
	And then you finish your drink any time a pundit cries on air and we do have our leftist meltdown alert.
	Crying doesn't just mean tears.
	No, it doesn't.
	Okay, so that's a judgment call based on our interpretation of the rules.
	It means the deadening of the soul.
	Yes.
	If you see them cry on the inside, that counts.
	Yes, if we are so lucky.
	Before we go to our opening performance here, let me just show you what it is.
	You can keep this up with you tonight.
	There's no reason to go to CNN Fox News to see what's going on as far as it states.
	The election integrity map.
	Let's bring this right up here.
	I have it right next to me.
	And you have your own version, of course, with all the API data at electionintegritymap.com.
	Right here we have, you see, we'll have all the states.
	They'll fill out as we go through them.
	Yep.
	Also, see those little exclamation points that kind of look like nuclear hazard symbols a little bit?
	Yeah.
	That tomfoolery is going on.
	So let me show you how...
	I thought those were illegals.
	Well, there'd be far more of them.
	It would just be nothing.
	I can't even see.
	It would look like when, what was it, Charlie Brown, if someone used to swear and it just had those little symbols.
	That would be the entire map.
	With a lot of rape, too.
	Also, the apartment complex is being taken over.
	So let's say, like, right now, let's go to Ohio.
	What happens is, if you're in Ohio, you click on Mogador, Ohio, and you see that there's been some unprotected Wi-Fi reported at a polling station.
	And here we actually have cybersecurity expert Ryan Montgomery, who took a look at this and actually sent us this response.
	So you'll click on it, and then right there on your own map, you open it up.
	There is a video, and can you play that video?
	Just images for this one.
	I got the Ryan video.
	You got the Ryan video.
	So you'll click it, it'll open up, and then you will have this video live for you if you're watching on your computer.
	Hey everybody, it's Ryan Montgomery, also known as ZeroDay, and I was just checking out the tweet from Steven Crowder and it looks like there's a wireless device being used in a voting facility and clearly that's against the law.
	They wanted to get my opinion on it, and I'm going to just give you this.
	So every single year, I go to this event called DEFCON, which is a hacking convention in Las Vegas.
	There's usually about 30,000 people there.
	One of those sections within this conference is called the Voting Village.
	And since 2017, to my knowledge, there's been vulnerabilities found in voting machines.
	Up until 2024, there were multiple vulnerabilities found in the current voting machines that are being used right now.
	The odds of them being fixed in time for the election are, you know, absolutely unbelievably low.
	So I don't think that that, you know, that that is something that has happened.
	I would check into this for yourself.
	And no matter which party you're voting for, I believe we should have a fair election.
	And stay safe and leave any questions below.
	Thanks.
	Alright, so you can bring it up, electionintegritymap.com.
	We're also getting word right now that we, over here, may be the target of a DDoS attack, and good luck!
	A what?
	It's a denial-of-service attack.
	So the best way that you can help right now is share this everywhere, everywhere.
	If you're on Rumble, share it.
	If you're on YouTube, share it.
	If you're on X, share it.
	Because this is unprecedented tonight, what we are doing.
	I literally thought you said a diddy attack.
	Oh, well.
	As in peace.
	It's far less fun.
	It's not a party.
	Those are the freak-offs.
	Is that what they were?
	Freak-offs?
	Freak-ons?
	Freak-offs.
	Freak-ons?
	I did them in high school.
	They were a killer.
	I don't remember what they were.
	Were they freak-ons or were they freak-offs?
	Freak-offs.
	Freak-offs.
	Okay.
	Confirmed.
	You know what?
	While we deal with this DDoS attack, and you can see nothing up our sleeve, we're going to get back to an election roundup here with some exclusive data from early voting.
	We are going to be calling all of these states.
	We actually have Donald Trump calling all the swing states tonight.
	So that's going to be something that's pretty interesting.
	Quite a bit of fun.
	And we're watching CNN really quickly.
	I don't know if you want to bring that up in the lower third.
	A lot of moving parts here tonight.
	No one's ever attempted it, and with good reason.
	We are going to have us Well, we're going to have this man kick us off here with a patriotic performance.
	And I don't know if you know this, a lot of artists, they don't do the national anthem.
	They don't.
	Because it's like happy birthday.
	There's also copyright issues sometimes.
	But we have John Rich from Nashville joining us and kicking this off with patriotic ditty because we love our country.
	Hey, good to be with you guys, Steve, and thank you so much.
	It's awesome to share this night with you and all the patriots around America, the mug club, everybody's present and accounted for.
	Probably the biggest night in our country, maybe in history.
	It's an honor to be here with you tonight and to have been asked to sing a song you guys requested.
	God bless America.
	I can't think of a better song for Americans to be singing at this exact second.
	So if you're out there and you want to sing along, just join me.
	Live from Nashville goes like this.
	God bless America.
	Land that I love.
	Stand beside and guide.
	Through the night with the light from below.
	From the mountain to the prairie.
	To the oceans wide with foam.
	Sing it now.
	God bless America.
	My home sweet home.
	God bless America.
	My home sweet home.
	God bless America.
	God bless each and every one of you.
	And one last thing.
	You ready?
	It's time to make America big and rich again, baby!
	Can I get a yee-haw?
	Let's get her done, y'all.
	Have a great night.
	Well, the thing that I learned tonight is that John Rich lives in an airport.
	That was his living room.
	Where he does his best work.
	It's the acoustics that matter.
	That's right.
	Excuse me, sir.
	Are you Hootie?
	No, I'm not Hootie.
	And just so you know, we have this ticker tonight.
	You can see what's going on in CNN. But we're not going to be tuning in to them a whole lot, aside from watching their meltdowns.
	We will be calling states tonight.
	We will be disputing states.
	We will be providing you with updates and data that no one else can, actually, because we have all of the tools that they have in traditional media.
	And I explained this before.
	The reason for this is because when they called Arizona with 0.001% of the vote...
	I couldn't do anything about it that night.
	If you were here that election, you were here with me, you remember how frustrated we were.
	We said it can't happen again.
	And so we have all the same news wires, all the data.
	We also have some experts here and also have combed through some voter rolls, have access to early voting data.
	We have everything here.
	And it's just a comic, so it's kind of crazy when you know how much work went into this.
	Also, by the way, Polymarket is a sponsor tonight.
	We have several sponsors, so you can go to polymarket.com.
	People, I guess, out there can still bet on the election.
	People can bet on the election.
	I'm not telling you to bet on the election.
	But there's also a betting line that's been opened up on whether this stream right now will be removed from YouTube.
	Yep.
	And I guess some people have already placed some bets.
	There was a big spender there.
	So what, there's a 12% chance now that it gets removed?
	Yeah, it's a 12% chance.
	I guess it's up.
	Well, with each syllable uttered, that number goes up.
	Do you know that Nick is on the show?
	Yes.
	I'm not saying boo.
	No, no, no.
	You can say boo.
	Polymarket stepped up in a big sponsor for us.
	Oh.
	Okay, we're still on YouTube.
	Yeah, we're still on YouTube.
	Maybe not after this next one.
	It's time for a quick election roundup.
	Let's give you what we've seen thus far as far as foolery, shenanigans, underhanded tactics.
	Pennsylvania.
	This is what we have thus far.
	Pennsylvania.
	It was Cambria County.
	I believe there was a software malfunction at 9.45 a.m., which disrupted ballot scanning.
	Now, again, does this mean voter fraud?
	No, it does not.
	Does this mean ballot harvesting?
	No, it does not.
	Does this mean ballot stuffing?
	No, it does not.
	It does mean that there were people who were not allowed to vote in a county that was significantly Trump-leaning for a significant period of time.
	I don't know if you know this, when people work for a living, sometimes that actually makes a significant difference.
	Here's actually a video of what this looked like this morning.
	And it's bringing it back and saying the exact same thing.
	We can't reach the poor house.
	Roxy and Dick Coloca.
	Ah, Roxanne!
	...the election office and he is informing us that literally everybody in the county is having the exact same call.
	So they would be getting overwhelmed by calls.
	I am encouraging you to...
	There is an option.
	I do have an emergency where you can fill out your ballot and stick in there and I can pick it up to the courthouse to be in the county.
	So the good news, good news, people of Cambria County, Pennsylvania, voting hours have been extended by two hours today to 10 p.m.
	So I know that's not so helpful, let's say, if you work a specific shift.
	Or, you know, have to get a babysitter for the kids now.
	If you have to get a babysitter, you know.
	It's kind of a thing.
	But again, this is the most secure and most fair election of all time.
	Also, for note, in 2020, Trump won this county by 37.3 points.
	Why does it always happen?
	Yeah, I was going to ask that myself.
	It's a roll of the dice.
	It really is, isn't it?
	Is there a polymarket better than that?
	What, are you going to steal two in a row?
	No, come on.
	No, it's not going to happen.
	Most free and fair.
	Hey, you can comment below.
	Here's my statement on that.
	I don't believe that you can say the most secure and fair.
	I don't even believe that you can say one of the most secure and fair.
	You know what, I would even go further and say, I don't believe that you can say, in context, relatively safe and fair, if you have 14 states that require no voter ID. Matter of fact, I don't think you could say secure at all.
	You guys know that a Chinese national voted in Michigan, right?
	Voted in Michigan and asked for his ballot back.
	And they said, wait, why are you asking for your ballot back?
	Hey, what's going on here?
	And he said, oh no, I'm not a citizen.
	And they said, well, that's bad, so you're going to go to jail.
	But the vote still counts.
	There's no way for them to undo that vote.
	Wait, who'd you vote for?
	Yeah, it still counts.
	Still counts.
	Still counts.
	That's insane.
	That alone right there.
	We were talking about this before coming on the air.
	That alone right there is enough.
	In Pennsylvania, who else do we have?
	Oh, we have the Pennsylvania Supreme Court ruled that ballot envelopes with no date or with incorrect dates actually could not be counted.
	So, hey, thank God they stepped in for that one because before that, they're like, no, no, no, you can count all the ones that have no date or the wrong date.
	Do you remember in 2020, they were like, yeah, if we receive it like, I don't know, 15 or so days after, I'm being sarcastic, of course, but like these crazy rules that they put in place, but now they're like, tightening it back down?
	Come on.
	Right.
	Literally, the legislature changed it in the last election, like two weeks before the election.
	That doesn't smell like dog poop, does it?
	No, exactly.
	Notice I said poop?
	You can say shit.
	All right, dog shit.
	Well, don't say shit.
	Sons of bitches.
	Let's keep CNN there, too.
	People are still getting used to the fact that we have more than CNN, but they're like, is this legitimate news?
	Because that's what we put on CNN. Georgia.
	Let's go to Georgia really quickly.
	Georgia, the Supreme Court, they ruled that 3,000 ballots that were sent out late to voters do not get extra time to return because people were fighting for those ballots to return.
	The Georgia Supreme Court said, hey, hey, look, look, we don't want to be sticklers, but we believe that they have to be returned Your election ballot should be returned by election day.
	Is that fair?
	And people said, come on, come on, come on.
	Just have it returned by the day.
	So that Supreme Court ruling of Georgia had to come in.
	Also, there were bomb threats.
	I don't know if you know this.
	They were actually hoax bomb threats linked to Russia targeting polling places.
	So two polling sites in Georgia had to be evacuated.
	I'm sure that didn't affect any votes, but it was Russia's fault.
	Always Russia.
	Virginia.
	Here's an update on Virginia.
	Remember we talked about this.
	1,600 self-identified non-citizens were on voter rolls.
	And Virginia, the state of Virginia, said, hey, we want to remove these.
	And the Supreme Court, I believe in Virginia, said, actually, you can't remove them that close to election.
	And then the Supreme Court, the most supreme of the Supreme Court, said, actually, you can purge these 1,600 self-identified non-citizens from voter rolls.
	Some people are complaining about that, believe it or not.
	Gotta be kidding.
	It's a state.
	They gave them three chances to cure it, and it's also a same-day registration.
	There is no harm to anyone.
	If you walk up and they're like, no, sorry, you've been removed.
	Well, I'm a citizen.
	Okay, prove it.
	Okay, now you can register.
	You can vote.
	Done.
	It's no problem.
	But everybody fought it.
	Like it was some ploy to kick 1,600 people off for no reason.
	Yes!
	Yes, when people say, hey, you want to disenfranchise, you want to intimidate people from voting, you want there to be fewer voters.
	To those people, I say, yes, if that means excluding non-citizens.
	There you go.
	I can't believe we're to this point where that's even a debate.
	Well, you know what?
	We have a blind spot.
	You and me, Mr.
	Old Fashioned, as they call us.
	I believe that Americans should be the ones who largely determine American elections.
	You can comment if you disagree.
	We have the first votes, too, by the way, in New Hampshire.
	You know Dixville Notch in New Hampshire?
	Six people.
	They voted this morning at midnight.
	I don't know if it's the same six people every election.
	I don't either.
	But I assume that they aren't the people I would very much like.
	It's an inbred family from Nashua.
	Yes, exactly.
	You can hear the banjo song before it starts.
	That one was split.
	Six votes.
	Three for Trump.
	Three for Harris.
	Don't know if you know, they all went for Biden last go-around.
	It was a 4-2 Hillary Clinton.
	That's almost good.
	Eh, you know, that's going on there.
	It's not a large sample size.
	No.
	If I were Frank Luntz, I'd declare that a win.
	I'd be like, see, I called it.
	Look at my sneakers and toupee.
	Luntzy.
	How many people live in this old Victorian novelty house?
	Show of hands, all six of you.
	I believe you should pay me another $2 million for this focus group.
	That was an awkward car ride home, though.
	Yes, it was.
	And now I guess we have some exclusive data to provide to you before we get here to Tim Pool and start calling states.
	But this is actually some analysis of early voting.
	All right.
	So, look, we're going to get to our predictions here and looking at the maps and we'll build them out for you.
	Anyone who tells you that they know how this is going right now is lying to you.
	We will have the first state to likely be Indiana or Kentucky right after Tim Pool on the show.
	But right now, let's look at the early voting.
	So, Pennsylvania.
	That's a big one, obviously.
	The Democrat firewall there, what that means is their lead in early voting, is about 409,000 votes.
	That's 91,000 short of what they really wanted, what they thought they needed.
	Let me give you an idea as to what that means in context.
	The change since 2020, there are 41,000 fewer Republican votes at this point in time, the early votes, but there are 700,000 fewer Democrat votes than 2020.
	Another interesting trend.
	That's a lot.
	If you look at first-time voters compared to 2020, Republicans, they're up 14%.
	First-time Republican voters, up 14%.
	Democrats, they're down 12%.
	Independents, they're down about 2%.
	And that's the same trend for infrequent, frequent, super voters.
	Dems are up, down, and general idea.
	Dems are down, Republicans are up.
	And that's a huge thing in Pennsylvania.
	I just want you to kind of just take that.
	People are going to say, oh, well, it's COVID. Okay, but what that basically does is say, okay, well, all of the mail-in voting, all of the people showing up early voting, this means that they have to show up in record numbers on election day, which Democrats have never done.
	Right.
	Right?
	It's not impossible, but it's a good sign.
	Can I ask a broader question?
	Yes.
	You want to ask a broader question?
	Yes.
	Is she here?
	Have you seen the studio?
	The makeup girl.
	Hello.
	There are no broads here.
	No.
	Why, and maybe an ignorant question, but why is Pennsylvania always so crucial?
	I know you got the urban Pittsburgh, and that's where a lot of Libs are, and you got rural Pennsylvania.
	I understand all that, but why is it that state?
	Well, it has been recently.
	It used to be, remember, it was always Florida and Ohio.
	Yes, so what has changed?
	Well, because Donald Trump changed the map, where Donald Trump won Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania, and Ohio is less of a swing state than non-swing states at this point.
	Like, Ohio is deep red.
	Florida has become less and less of a swing state.
	So Pennsylvania is pretty much...
	We're talking about Pennsylvania because it has so many electoral votes.
	I believe it's 19.
	If one of them wins Pennsylvania, they pretty much win.
	Or I should say, if Donald Trump wins Pennsylvania, he wins.
	If Kamala wins Pennsylvania, she still needs to sweep the Midwest.
	How many electoral votes for Ohio?
	Any idea?
	Is Ohio 15?
	17.
	It's 17.
	Ohio is 17.
	So Ohio, Florida.
	If Donald Trump wins Wisconsin, if that gets called early, he wins.
	It's another big one.
	If he wins Wisconsin, Michigan, or Pennsylvania, he wins.
	And if he wins Nevada, he wins by a significant margin.
	We'll get into some numbers, too.
	Looking at if he outperforms, for example, in New Hampshire, in Virginia, he doesn't need to win them, but if we look at some numbers and say, okay, what are the margins?
	It gives you a pretty good idea as to how this election is going to go, and those are more likely to be called earlier in the day.
	And Nevada already said, we won't know the results until they said, what was it, St.
	Patrick's Day.
	Yes.
	When is Groundhog's Day?
	We'll figure it out.
	I don't know.
	I guess it depends if it's a leap year.
	I have an update really quickly.
	So there is a confirmed attack on the site right now.
	On the election integrity map?
	Yeah.
	So if you are out in the field right now and you're voting, you're somewhere, you see something, make sure you send LWCTips at ProtonMail.com is one of the ways around that.
	We also have kind of like a form that you can fill out, which is a backup because we planned for this.
	We knew we'd be targeted somehow.
	Report.ElectionIntegrityMap.com So that's Report.ElectionIntegrityMap.com So it's something that we want to make sure that you guys, there is a way to send this information to us.
	Let us know if you're having any problems, and we will, again, they'll reply to you.
	We've got a whole bunch of people out there right now that can respond, so just get us the information.
	We have a lot of people, boots on the ground in every major swing state, well, every major city of every major swing state right now.
	They're like ghosts.
	But they're not ghosts.
	They're not dead.
	Well, they're real people.
	Yeah, they're nice people.
	They're friendly people.
	Don't be afraid of them.
	They can vote.
	Yes.
	Like, don't try and reach through them.
	That's not nice.
	They're there.
	Are they in the building?
	Where are they?
	They're around.
	All right.
	Arby's.
	Go to Nevada.
	We've got the boat.
	Okay.
	False alarm.
	We weren't joking about the stomach flu from hell.
	I'm doing my best.
	So, Nevada.
	Let's look at what we have in Nevada here at the beginning of the day right now.
	Okay?
	Republicans have a 35,000 vote lead.
	The change that we have seen there since 2020.
	Republican votes, they're down 61,000 since 2020.
	We're talking about early votes, but Democrats are down 138,000.
	If you look at first-time voters compared to 2020, Republicans are down 5%, so a net negative 5%, but Democrats down 13%, independents up 18%.
	Those independents are really tough to predict this election.
	They're really tough to predict because they differ from state to state.
	And yes, to echo what Nick said, Nevada said that it will take a week to count its votes for whatever reason.
	Here's some confirmation.
	So she wins North Carolina.
	We could be living here in Nevada, waiting and waiting and waiting.
	And if you remember, Nevada will take a week to pick your votes.
	Well, because they go four days after.
	And you'll have more ballots coming in.
	Yeah.
	And then you're really going to be used a lot on air because this is going to be lawyers.
	That sounds like an insult.
	Which ballots can get fixed or cured is the language you'll start to see, those provisional ballots.
	So the nightmare scenario where we're just waiting for weeks.
	Okay.
	Cured, just like his bald spot with that can of paint from the infomercial.
	Is he still around, that jerker?
	I can't believe that he's still...
	He is!
	Chuck Todd.
	Chuck Todd.
	He was the one who had the...
	Was it him or was it Chris Matthews who had the thrill going down his leg?
	That was Chris Matthews.
	That's right, it was Chris Matthews.
	Turned out it was urine, but go ahead.
	Yes.
	I, too, enjoy a good urine down the lake.
	We heard that since the flu hit.
	North Carolina.
	North Carolina, right now, Republicans are leading by 36,000 votes.
	The change.
	Since 2020, Republicans are down 18,000 since early voting 2020, but Democrats are down 323,000.
	Again, when you look at infrequent, frequent, super voters, Republicans are up, Democrats are down.
	Something interesting, a third of voters in North Carolina are labeled as unaffiliated.
	It's weird.
	And that includes like 50% of Gen Z voters, which I will tell you, the left just seems to take for granted, but there's a very big difference between certain spectrums of Gen Z and male or female.
	A lot of male Gen Z, those who are a little bit older, they're going surprisingly for Trump.
	Younger female Gen Z, of course, because, you know, a lot of women are voting with their vaginas, understandably.
	How about the ones that are in between, male and female?
	That one, that's a toss-up.
	Too close to call.
	Literally.
	Yes, and it doesn't pass the eyeball test.
	I mean, they can't even do the Olympics.
	Arizona.
	Arizona.
	What we have at the beginning of the day, we have a Republican lead of 218,000.
	Let's look at the change.
	Since 2020, Republicans are down 30,000 votes.
	That sounds bad.
	Until you realize that Democrats are down 214,000 votes.
	This is a state that was decided by 10,000 votes.
	Or, if you remember incorrectly, Brett Baier.
	Now...
	First-time voters, we look at now, compared to 2020, Republicans are up five, Democrats are down nine, Independents are up three.
	And here's something super crazy, and I'm not trying to give you false hope, I'm just giving you the straight shot on a lot of swing states.
	Republicans are actually outperforming Democrats in the election day turnout, including in Maricopa County.
	Wow.
	As of 1 p.m.
	Central, 2 to 1 in Maricopa.
	That's the bad county, folks.
	It's the bad county.
	Don't get too excited.
	I'll put this into perspective.
	As the last election, Republicans netted 12 seats in the House and supposedly still lost the top of the ticket.
	Yeah.
	So, don't get too excited.
	Nick's just going to be the curmudgeon.
	No, well, Jesus, if I'm myself, I'm too dirty, if I'm a curmudgeon.
	What do you want?
	Jesus, what do you want from me?
	Oh, by the way, we also have...
	We have three or four seven plus ones tonight.
	I can't even read in my eyes.
	What do we have?
	We have, I don't know.
	We have three seven plus ones things that Donald Trump will do in his first day of presidency, which we actually have from the Trump staff.
	Then we have seven plus one things that Kamala will do when she loses.
	And we also have, sorry, a reload of Trump's first day of presidency.
	We also have Thomas Finnegan on.
	We also have Kamala's father, Donald J. Harris, later today.
	We have so much more on.
	But right now, what I'm going to do is, you know, spring up 271.
	I'm going to make sure that I check the air because it could just be my fever.
	It looks a little warm.
	It looks a little warm.
	It feels a little warm to me.
	Let me just really quickly, as we bring that up.
	So we've got a number of merch promos that we're going to run tonight.
	So I'll go ahead and just kick it off with this one.
	So this is the first one that we're going to do, Tim.
	So promo code election night.
	You get 10% off the entire store.
	Go to CrowderShop.com right now.
	Enter the promo code ELECTIONNIGHT. 10% off the entire store.
	Do it now.
	We also will have some shirts later on that we're going to unveil.
	Kind of a brand new shirt here in just a little bit that you guys are going to love.
	And deals throughout the night on different hats and different stuff like that.
	I wore one of those hats.
	It's going to be great.
	They're great.
	They're great.
	I got drilled in the head with a Heineken when I went outside.
	And by the way, the air was not on, so make sure that they're pumping in fresh air because it was pumping in no air.
	That's why it was warm.
	I did set it before we got in this room.
	That's perfect to do when I have the bubonic plague.
	Yeah, blow it this way.
	Let's just have this whole place hermetically sealed.
	Oh, hot, hot, hot, hot!
	Let's see what this disappointment, sorry, good-looking former Trump supporter says, and then we'll get to our 270 to win.
	By the way, I'd never have one of those stickers when Van Jones, I voted.
	I just want everyone here to know that I voted.
	Why do I like that guy?
	You know, probably because he has a good jawline and the jury's still out on you.
	I thought it was ass I was looking at.
	Could be a little of both.
	Can we bring up CNN for a brief moment?
	They were begging for money, nobody cared about them, but they had built the only voter file for Puerto Ricans.
	Oh my gosh, we're talking about Puerto Ricans?
	Who cares?
	She said it was like wildfire.
	Yeah, it was probably on fire.
	It's Puerto Rico.
	Their garbage was probably on fire.
	That's a real thing.
	They had a landfill problem.
	It was a dumpster fire.
	It wasn't just him calling them garbage.
	It was based on a garbage problem.
	It was based on a Puerto Rican garbage problem.
	Mostly the women.
	But listen.
	I'm kidding.
	I love them.
	I lived in New York.
	They're delicious.
	You see J-Lo crying.
	This is so important.
	This is about our rights.
	See that woman who went in voting like the Handmaid's Tale?
	Yeah, I did.
	Can we bring that up, guys?
	Send that in.
	She went into the voting booth like the Handmaid's Tale.
	You drove there in a Lexus, sweetheart.
	You're not hooked up to a milking machine like it's an episode of The Black Mirror.
	Yeah.
	Oh my god!
	My state might be able to vote that I can't have an abortion after 14 weeks!
	Just shut up!
	Yeah, let's get out political cues from somebody who dated P. Diddy for five years.
	Yes!
	Stupid bitch!
	How much blackmail do you think is going on with all these celebrities where every single one of them is endorsing them?
	I don't know, but I'm sweating bullets.
	I was at one of those.
	No, you didn't even get invited to the after-after party.
	You didn't make it past the screen.
	I went to the white party.
	Nick, it doesn't count if you're on the other side of the velvet rope.
	Behind a tree yanking it.
	Hey, let me in!
	I hear you guys have great parties!
	I can still see their asses from here!
	Alright, let's bring up 270 to win here so we can just bring this up and show you because this is not actually the electoral integrity map.
	But this is what we're looking at, right?
	As far as toss-ups, as far as swing states.
	Looks like my liver.
	This is what I think we're going to end up with tonight.
	Let's color in North Carolina for Donald Trump and Georgia for Donald Trump.
	Okay, Donald Trump has not lost a legitimate poll in Arizona in many, many weeks.
	There's nothing to show.
	It's even outside of the margin of error.
	Also with the early voting.
	Okay, let's give him Arizona.
	He's at 262.
	See where we are right now.
	I want to make sure, is everything there right?
	That seems high.
	No?
	No?
	Yeah?
	62 already?
	Let me see.
	Anything else missing there?
	No?
	No?
	You don't have no hamstring?
	I'm just making sure.
	Okay.
	No?
	That's...
	Guam?
	If he just does that, look, if he wins Wisconsin, Michigan, or Pennsylvania, it's over.
	It's over.
	Just one of those he needs?
	Just one of those.
	Because even if he wins Nevada, let's give Donald Trump Nevada, he still needs to win one of those.
	But it's just any of them.
	Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania.
	Well, don't forget Virginia, which might be closer than people think.
	Well, I know.
	I'm just saying right now, let's give, on the flip side, let's give Kamala Wisconsin.
	It's not enough.
	Let's give Kamala Michigan.
	It's not enough.
	She still needs to get Pennsylvania to get 270 even.
	She needs to run, and that's assuming no upsets.
	Now, I know upsets could go the other way on either side here, but based on everything that we are seeing, that is the most likely scenario.
	And again, in the betting odds, Pennsylvania has been consistently going for Donald Trump.
	Wisconsin, I think Wisconsin is more likely than Michigan.
	You guys can tell me what you think if you disagree.
	I've been saying that this entire time.
	Everyone says that I'm crazy.
	No, I don't think you're crazy, but initially I just thought because of, I guess, what happened in 2016 and then how Detroit has descended further into hell, I thought maybe people would turn this thing around.
	But I just, I don't know why, but for some reason Wisconsin feels like it is further left, but it's not.
	It's very, very, very close.
	I know one of the last polls had her up by like.3 or something like that in Wisconsin.
	I'm not sure what I buy at this point when it comes to polling.
	But either way, you can't call that in any camp at all.
	When did Michigan become such a toss-up?
	Well, Michigan because of the unions.
	Because of the unions and communism.
	By the way, just so you know, McCarthy was right.
	He was right about a lot of things.
	He was right about Russian spies infiltrating our institutions, certainly the educational establishment, certainly Hollywood, and our unions.
	Even historians go, he was right.
	He was just a little too much zeal.
	He ruined careers.
	You mean of communists?
	And I'm telling you that right now, you don't think China wants to take advantage of our system?
	For crying out loud, you don't think they hear that story of the one...
	Foreign exchange student from China who's not a citizen who voted, it will count, and only got caught because they admitted it.
	You think that our enemies are not trying to infiltrate our electorate right now as we speak?
	Of course they are.
	And unions in Michigan, boy, when everything is stacked against Kamala, what they do, they just come out and they don't make an endorsement.
	When they see the overwhelming support of their membership, the leadership says, well, we're just going to sit this one out.
	So anyways, that's what we're looking at as far as...
	Let me give you some interesting data here.
	In New Hampshire, for example, and we might find this out pretty early.
	The Republican Party won the presidency, right, in 2004.
	They lost New Hampshire by 1.37%.
	So if it's close, if it's very close in New Hampshire, that could give you a pretty close idea.
	In other words, if it's within two points, Virginia, right, of course you saw in 2016 Donald Trump won, lost Virginia by 5.4%.
	If it's within, let's say, five points or three points or four points, in Virginia, if New Hampshire is within two points, those are some bellwethers for you tonight that we just want you to look for, not guarantees, but to see in real time and go, oh, okay.
	We can kind of see the way the momentum is going in combination with the other swing states that we'll be calling.
	The first states most likely to be called will be Indiana, Kentucky, probably Georgia, South Carolina.
	In 2020, the Republicans won, was it like 13 out of 14 bellwether states and still lost?
	No, I believe in 2020 it was 19 out of 21.
	19 out of 21, okay.
	It was either 19 out of 20 or 19 out of 21.
	Mission Control can let us know the bellwether, which has never happened.
	No, I know.
	Statistically completely impossible.
	And they do that to say, you just have to ignore all the data.
	We're the party of science, but you have to ignore all the data because nothing applies here.
	I will say that's probably true with unaffiliated and independent voters because that makeup is very different this go-around, but you shouldn't ignore all of the data as far as voting numbers.
	No, no.
	No, you definitely should.
	All of the data would suggest, with one exception, women breaking in large numbers for Kamala.
	Outside of that, all of the data would suggest...
	Pretty significant win for Donald Trump tonight.
	Yeah, and look, if you want to look at the data and just take all of the feeling out of this, I don't see a lot of or any really bad data for Donald Trump and his team.
	I really don't.
	If somebody sees that out there, let me know.
	But when you're just looking at raw data...
	And taking out the social media influencers that are paid to post.
	And look at the size of the rallies.
	And we're not going back.
	And I just voted for Harris on X. When you take all of that stuff out, the anecdotal, and you look at the numbers, you're like, holy crap.
	This doesn't look good for them at all.
	You factor in the propensity to steal it on the left.
	Well, no, I know.
	Yeah, that's true.
	Well, then that's going to happen in the dark tonight.
	We have boots on the ground.
	We have the map.
	We have all these tools here for you tonight so that nothing happens.
	You're not going to say, did I dream that a pipe burst?
	You're not going to say, did I dream that they boarded up the precinct in Detroit?
	Did I dream that no one could vote in Maricopa County for about five hours?
	No, that happened, right?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, it's going to happen tonight.
	We'll have people investigating it tonight, and you can go once it's out from under the DDOS attack, I guess, election integrity.
	We get people away around it as well.
	And that wasn't even a year where they tried to kill him twice.
	Right.
	Think about that.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Think about that.
	They've tried to kill him at least twice.
	Think about that.
	You think they're not going to try to fuck around tonight?
	Come on, wake up.
	Yeah, exactly.
	What do you think?
	Smell the illegals.
	Gerald?
	Look, I think...
	I don't think they're going to try to kill him again.
	I know that there's a lot...
	No, that's not...
	No, that's not...
	I think right now we're not going to be able to...
	There's too many eyeballs.
	There's too many eyeballs on this stuff.
	The same things that were present in 2020 are not present in 2024.
	Massive mail-in.
	Just in Pennsylvania, what was it, 700,000 different?
	Massive mail-in differences.
	That's not there before you can't hide the votes there anymore as easily.
	You're depending on people to show up day of.
	Okay, that means you have to cheat day of if you're going to do it.
	That's really, really hard to do with all the scrutiny that's coming down on everybody right now.
	And the obvious lack of enthusiasm around this candidate.
	With Joe Biden, it was this holy crap Donald Trump thing.
	With Kamala Harris, it's like, we don't even like her and we don't even like that guy, but I'm voting for that guy.
	So I think it's incredibly hard to hide now that it's been out in the open and people are looking at it.
	They're already preparing to say she was the weakest candidate and Donald Trump didn't win the popular vote or he got by by the skin of his teeth.
	They know she's a weak candidate.
	Yeah.
	They're just waiting to turn the page from her.
	Yeah.
	They cannot wait to not have to have this fake enthusiasm anymore.
	And let me just say something, too.
	To people out there, I've heard people say this, like, oh, well, you know what?
	Republicans just find a way to screw themselves, because anyone else would have beaten Kamala easily if not Donald Trump.
	Do you really?
	They try to say that J.D. Vance had sex with a couch.
	You honestly think?
	They try to say that Tim Walz was more prepared for the vice presidency, and that, by the way, the American people believed he was more articulate than Vance.
	You think they would hold back their attacks whether it was DeSantis?
	You think they would have done that for Jeb Bush?
	They painted his brother a Nazi.
	He would do this with anyone.
	It wasn't a couch, it was a beanbag chair.
	That's true.
	Alright, so our first wonderful guest is actually on the line now.
	Alright.
	You want to go to Tim Pool?
	Alright, we have our first guest of the evening.
	Let's go to Mr.
	Tim Pool.
	Mr.
	Pool, we are crossing the streams here.
	Are you there?
	Can you see me?
	Can you hear me, sir?
	And, uh, I don't know what's going on.
	Dude, Steven Crowder.
	Dude, don't say that about Steven Crowder.
	Oh, no!
	How dare you.
	Is it not working?
	Can you see me?
	Can you hear me, Tim?
	Why have you been disparaging Steven Crowder all night?
	Is he on?
	Gerald and Steven personally, Phil.
	I assume they hear us?
	I don't know.
	Well, they're doing some crazy stuff right now.
	I'm going to call it in three seconds, guys.
	All right, they're going to call me in three seconds?
	Is that how that works?
	Can you hear us?
	Don't go anywhere, boys!
	Throw them a life preserver, Serge.
	Is this a challenge?
	We're crossing the streams, guys.
	They're trying to bring the Zoom up on their end.
	They're actually...
	Well, let's take...
	Is that us?
	Let's take me off, Toolman, and you guys work out the call there before we bring it down.
	Our viewers are better than this.
	We had it.
	They were having problems.
	Well, I don't give a rat's ass who's having problems.
	Well, can we listen to them now that...
	No, I care about who's watching right now.
	They're going to go, what's going on?
	This is a disaster.
	This is supposed to be better than CNN and Fox News.
	And it is.
	And they're going to go, what's going on?
	I'm looking at a box and a box and a box.
	We're back to Black Mirror.
	I didn't watch the run-through.
	Is this part of a gig?
	No.
	Dear God, I wish.
	Just like my uncontrollable vomiting.
	I thought this was a bit.
	All right.
	Are we there?
	Mr.
	Poole, can you hear us?
	See us, sir?
	We can.
	What's up?
	Hey!
	Well, what's up is my fever.
	I apologize.
	I have a puke bucket next to me.
	I had the stomach flu from hell, so we're still making this happening.
	And how are you guys?
	I see a whole table there.
	We are already subject to a DDoS attack.
	The election integrity map right now is down temporarily, so we know that they're going full tilt tonight.
	What have you guys been seeing thus far?
	What are your predictions, Tim?
	Well, I just want to...
	Oh, well, that was for you, so I won't...
	Sure, I mean, honestly, I think if we're wary of a shadow campaign, that's what they called it, their words, then I honestly have no idea, but I think if we're looking at the early voting data, the mail-in voting data, as well as the results that have come in so far, it's looking really, really good for Donald Trump and the Republicans.
	So the reason I don't want to say outright, "Oh man, Trump's going to win," is because a shadow campaign?
	Yes.
	Again, their words, not mine.
	Yeah, what do you think, Stephen?
	We just kind of went through some of the early voting data.
	We have analysts here tonight, and we're also able to look at some of the API data.
	Look, no one wants to say this, because everyone's afraid of offending half of their viewers, but I think that we're all grown up enough.
	The only reason Donald Trump would lose tonight would be white female voters.
	Let's be honest.
	That's the only reason he would lose tonight.
	All of the other numbers that you see in the early voting data seem to favor him.
	It's just if they are breaking, you know, enough for Kamala Harris because vagina.
	And by the way, that's not all female voters.
	It's the female voters who show up to the voting booth dressed as Handmaid's Tale when they drove there in a forerunner and they believe that they're saying, well, they say we're literally voting for our lives.
	I don't like them and it's not because they're women, but I don't respect them.
	I have also seen feminine fathers crying at the polls so they can make their daughters be promiscuous and have abortions.
	Yes.
	I want a dead grandchild.
	So the thing with the Handmaid's Tale thing, I've seen a number of women dressed up as if they're characters from the Handmaid's Tale.
	And part of what's so repulsive about it is there are actual women in the world who are actually forced to wear burqas, which are real, Well, hold on a second.
	You say that like burkas are a bad thing.
	Have you seen the women in these countries?
	It's not always an unacceptable remedy.
	It does work itself out.
	So, what do you guys think?
	Are you seeing any indications of, again, I'll say it, shadow campaign, or let's just call it malice or untoward behavior?
	Yes, we definitely are.
	So, again, we've been hit with a DDoS attack tonight just in the election integrity map, so that people can't report what's going on in these different locations, but we have a backup where people can send their emails to lwctips at protonmail.com.
	But we covered what was going on in Pennsylvania earlier, where you saw that in Cambria County where it didn't work.
	The big story to me, that a lot of people for some reason just skimmed over, you know, you have a Chinese national in Michigan who voted, who asked for their ballot back.
	I don't know why, but that's how they caught the person.
	And the vote will still count.
	This person is not a citizen.
	This person will be punished.
	For election fraud, but the vote still counts, which is very similar to what happened in the last election when we called Clark County in Nevada and said, hey, this address isn't real and this person doesn't live there.
	They switched the address in the middle of the night.
	We went to that address.
	It also didn't exist.
	And when I spoke with the registrar, I said, yeah, well, there's nothing we can do.
	So when people say, hey, there's no shenanigans going on, we know before we get to any of this.
	You're talking about media malpractice.
	You're talking about the weaponizing of the DOJ and big tech.
	But make no mistake...
	Tim, and everyone, I'm sorry, I don't mean to not have everyone's name, but I can't see everyone because you're in a small box.
	None of us think that there's zero election interference, right?
	No one thinks that.
	So is it 1%?
	Is it 99%?
	And to me, we know that in Michigan, if you vote illegally and you're caught, your vote will still count.
	It's enough!
	Did you see James O'Keefe's video from this morning?
	Where there was a voter outreach organization telling non-citizens they could vote as long as they had a tax ID number.
	They sent an undercover reporter to one of the locations where they talked with an official who said, yeah, that's fine.
	Mm-hmm.
	Then when he goes and questions them, they're like, get him out of here.
	He's screwing with us.
	They're screaming.
	Currently, there are several polling locations in Georgia that are being evacuated due to bomb threats.
	Yeah, there are hoaxes, too.
	Three minutes ago?
	Yep.
	This is new.
	Multiple.
	These are new ones?
	More, yeah.
	Okay, because I knew there were two.
	Well, right now, I'm getting this.
	Three minutes ago, Nick Sorter tweeted that there were several bowling locations in Georgia being evacuated due to bomb threats, forcing voting at these locations to be suspended.
	So, yeah.
	How about California planning?
	How about Chatham County?
	Wow.
	How much you want to bet that Stacey Abrams is just behind those voting booths with an Acme plunger?
	We actually have somebody on their way to DeKalb County right now.
	Oh, we do.
	We have someone on our way right now to DeKalb County right now to investigate that.
	You know, it's probably nothing.
	That's the challenge with doing this.
	Most of this is probably nothing.
	But, look, I'm tired.
	Aren't you guys at the point where you're tired of the gaslighting to the American people?
	What, are you saying it wasn't the most secure?
	You know what?
	I'm actually going to say it's not even close to being potentially one of when you have 14 states with no voter ID. How about that?
	It can't be.
	No, absolutely.
	I mean, this is one of the insane things.
	I remember after the 2020 election, watching it go down on the show, having questions about it, and it was really when they started saying, this is the most secure and safe election that has ever happened in all of history, that I went, okay, now I know there's something going on.
	You can't be that hyperbolic and expect me to believe you.
	Safe and effective.
	But the point about mail-in, I'm sorry, not mail-in ballots, but voter ID, I mean, for as much as we as Americans are accused of being far-right compared to every other Western nation, Utah Talk to Europeans about voting.
	They will look at you incredulously when you say there are people in America who oppose the idea of having to show an ID to vote.
	It is a very bizarre American phenomenon.
	Yes, in Bangladesh they require proof.
	I don't know if that's where they do a little purple ink on your thumb or they burn it into your forehead.
	But, you know, the point remains.
	They do something in Bangladesh.
	They do it in countries where they cut off your hand if you steal an apple.
	And by the way...
	Or both fraudulently, maybe.
	Yes.
	That's old Mr.
	One-Hand voter fraud.
	But if you go back to the tax ID number, you know, I was renewing my driver's license in the state of Texas.
	I believe you have to go in with two forms of picture ID and something that proves your social security number.
	So I brought in a tax return.
	And they said, sorry, we can't use that because it doesn't say social security number.
	They said it says tax ID number.
	I said...
	You're the one who calls it tax ID number, you little shits.
	It's clearly a government document, and it's the right number of numbers.
	I didn't call it that.
	Just run it in your system, and you'll see it.
	And they go, no, no, no, no, you can't.
	You just have two pictures.
	You have a passport.
	You have your previous license that you're renewing, and it says tax ID. I had to have a producer go to my house to get my social security card.
	You have a producer?
	That would say it's your license?
	It's a driver's license?
	That was to renew it, yeah.
	Geez.
	Yeah.
	If you want to go to the movies, you need an ID. It's a non-zero chance, which could be 99%.
	There's potential to flip-vote to have problems, even if you have the source code, because whoever's writing it, you're trying to eliminate the human condition.
	But I do agree, at least if source code was public, there would be people of various political backgrounds who could assess whether or not the code was legitimate.
	Yeah.
	And it's a foreign corporation.
	I don't know how many foreign corporations are involved with that.
	I think Dominion's staged in Canada at the moment.
	Could be wrong about that.
	But, like, that's just, like, the painting on the wall.
	Yeah.
	To get you an idea, we had someone report into the Mug Club Army in Texas.
	The actual...
	There was a login name.
	There was the passcode and the information of the machine.
	And we can't prove that anyone did anything with it.
	It was on a piece of paper not more than 20 feet from the polling station.
	All the login information needed to get on the machine.
	We called.
	Actually, Gerald called and reported it.
	And they said, yeah, you know what, we'll look into it.
	So, again, it's one of those things.
	You can't prove, but don't gaslight Americans into believing in the election integrity.
	They, of course, don't trust.
	It wasn't even just that.
	When I called in and talked to them at the county level, they were like, well, yeah, that shouldn't have happened.
	And I'm like, well, can we do anything about it?
	They're like, I'm not really sure about that.
	Then I called the AG's office for the state, and they're like, yeah, there's not a whole lot we can do about it.
	I'm kind of simplifying it here.
	I'm like, do you understand that theoretically it could be compromised for three days now?
	We have no idea, and you're telling me to trust you guys?
	This is the kind of thing that we need to make sure it doesn't happen.
	Is Smartmatic still involved?
	I'm asking a serious question.
	Yes.
	Huh?
	Yes.
	All right.
	If you need to scream, we can mute your mic.
	Okay.
	I got a question for you, Stephen.
	Did you see the Fifth Circuit Court ruling on mail-in ballots that are brought in after the election date?
	Yeah, well, which one?
	Because we were just talking earlier in Pennsylvania, I know for sure that they said they have to be brought back by the correct date.
	And same thing in Georgia, Supreme Court.
	The Fifth Circuit, the ruling this was last week, said that ballots that are received after Election Day, even if postmarked before Election Day, are illegal to count.
	So I'm wondering, unless there's been other updates in other courts, there is a potential that if we get another 3 a.m.
	mail-in ballot drop that gives it to Kamala, Republicans could sue, Supreme Court could say those ballots don't count, and block that.
	But I'm wondering what you think.
	It could happen.
	You know, the problem is this goes state to state, right?
	And so this, for example, like we were just talking about Virginia with the 1,600 non-citizens, right?
	It was ruled, okay, you can purge these voter rolls.
	Then there was a Supreme Court or a higher court, I believe it was a Supreme Court of Pennsylvania, said, no, no, you can't do it this close to the election.
	So it had to go to the actual Supreme Court.
	Did I say Pennsylvania?
	You said Pennsylvania, Virginia.
	Virginia said, no, no, you can purge your voter rolls of these 1,600 self-identified non-citizens.
	So it's one of those things where they keep on playing pong back and forth, and We're good to go.
	The ruling leaned with the GOP. The ruling leaned with Republicans.
	But nothing was done.
	Very little was done about it.
	So we have to go through so many steps just to ensure basic security provisions.
	So I feel like I'd have a better chance at predicting Pennsylvania than giving you an answer.
	To follow up with Smartmatic, I don't know how involved they are with the election itself.
	It's a private company, and the headquarters is in London, England.
	So it's a British company, private company, that is involved with global election voting systems.
	Wonderful.
	I think we're better than the Brits.
	That's why we left.
	It's the Five Eyes High Club.
	That whole...
	British imperial installing a candidate with the Democratic Party, like putting Kamala there without a primary.
	It's just such a...
	There was a clip on the internet of a former CIA guy who was like a metal winner.
	It's about 16 minutes long, and he goes through the imaginations.
	It had something to do with the Venezuelan cartel, and then the Brits bought it.
	After watching it, I was totally...
	I tried to watch it, but I was cut off by my perfect pillow.
	This guy doesn't know about election interference.
	I have the best documentary on election interference.
	Just watch mine.
	You'll know all you need to know.
	My pillows aren't lumpy.
	You're an asshole.
	Lumpy pillows.
	You're an asshole.
	You're an asshole.
	Lumpy pillows.
	I was recently married and my wife has all these pillows.
	And as soon as I saw that clip of the MyPillow, I was like, this is you when I talk about the pillows.
	I love how these sheets are like, they're the finest American sheets made with the best Egyptian cotton.
	My American sheets.
	You're like, what?
	I know.
	Lumpy sheets, you're an asshole.
	You're an asshole.
	But continue.
	Part of what's so disturbing, though, isn't just that there are all these clear examples Not seem fishy to us.
	It's that the establishment in charge doesn't even seem to be interested in convincing us that this is free and fair.
	No.
	Because there's some interest in subjugating us and letting us know that we will do what we want.
	You won't have a say and you're going to obey.
	Yeah.
	Yep.
	I think the most important part about having a democratic system isn't just that the elections are fair and functional.
	It's also that you believe that they are, that you actually think that your vote counts.
	If someone's just waving in your face that people who fraudulently vote in the elections are still going to have their vote counted, at some point it's really just a domination ritual.
	Yeah, they're targeting enough people to just buy it.
	Right.
	Sorry to interrupt, what were you saying?
	The last couple elections, I just showed up just in case.
	Right.
	Just in case my vote counted.
	That was my mentality.
	That's how some people feel.
	You know, I mean, just in case it counted.
	But to be honest with you, I gave up a long time ago.
	It's the castrating of a nation.
	They do it with men and they want to do it with the election.
	They're more interested in making you believe that everybody is crazy.
	Well, I think it's the left poking the right in the chest saying, we're calling your bluff.
	We're going to turn this into a comedy shithole.
	What are you going to do about it?
	I know.
	And we're not doing anything about it.
	Well, that's also a dangerous game.
	So let's get our fucking muskets.
	Enough of this shit.
	People just transitioned.
	It's a dangerous game to play.
	Double mastectomy doesn't work great.
	I think that no matter what happens after this election, we should focus on securing literally the digital machines, like making them open and secure.
	After the Civil War?
	Get rid of them.
	There's interesting data showing, right now it is still early, but people are suggesting that with the data coming in, Florida is shifting red.
	And they...
	Yeah, I hope.
	They enact these voter security measures and all of a sudden it's Republican.
	With Virginia enacting paper ballots, that may contribute, but I think it's fairly obvious.
	If you have a secure election where you need an ID to vote, it's paper ballots, they're counted, it's done on the day of, no early, late, whatever garbage.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Like Thailand.
	I don't think it necessarily takes Nostradamus to know that Florida's going red, but the point remains.
	Yeah.
	Well, CNN just said, rather than a baboon's ass.
	Oh, key race alert.
	I got a couple of calls that we can make.
	Okay, we have a couple of calls.
	I don't know if you guys, we do actually have, I don't know if they get programmed.
	Yeah, Guam and things.
	Send it to them.
	Oh, no, that's okay.
	Hey, Tim, where's the best place for people to go and watch you guys tonight?
	Because we have to go call some states.
	We actually have Donald Trump calling some key states for us.
	Timcast IRL on YouTube.
	Timcast IRL on YouTube.
	Sorry, what was that?
	I was going to say, you gorgeous humans.
	Oh, I don't know if that was aimed at us or aimed at your viewers.
	That is aimed right at you and your friends.
	Hello, Gerald.
	Hello.
	Thank you very much.
	You all look very good, but you're in a small box.
	The one guy looks like he's wearing suede, which is a risky choice in election night.
	It looks like a school board meeting.
	It does.
	A school board meeting and someone's going to be kicked out.
	Alright, Tim Pool, we appreciate it, brother.
	Everyone, we'll probably check back in with you later, because God knows how long this will go.
	Thank you for making it up.
	Where do people go to find you, Stephen?
	Just Rumble or YouTube, and as soon as the DDoS is over, you guys can use the election integrity map, too.
	There's no reason to give your money to CNN or those bastards.
	Sounds good.
	Or an elementary gymnasium.
	Love you guys.
	Tim Pool, ladies and gentlemen, and friends.
	Oh, right.
	As I understand it, we are calling some states.
	Yeah, we called it a second ago.
	Didn't want to interrupt the interview, but we can officially...
	Well, no, no, hold on a second.
	It's time for a key state update.
	And we now have with the percentage, we can show people, by the way, our electoral integrity map.
	I guess it's not working on the...
	So we're using the Reuters map.
	Actually, they're actually saying we could probably try to use that one right now.
	They are getting close to having it fixed for us.
	Okay, great.
	So we're working on it.
	But the state we're calling...
	Kentucky for Donald Trump.
	Oh, wow!
	Kentucky has officially gone to Donald Trump.
	Trump might as well have said.
	I'm having a good time.
	Having a good time.
	you Yeah.
	I'm gonna go, go, go, there's no stopping me!
	Now, I should let you know, the swing states, Donald Trump showed up in far more detail.
	There are more verses.
	He's a busy man.
	Yeah, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Michigan, Arizona, Georgia.
	They're all more customized.
	Absolutely.
	Kentucky wasn't as consequential.
	All right, give me the update there, Joe.
	I can also call Vermont in its three electoral votes.
	By the way, Kentucky, eight electoral votes right now.
	So Vermont, three electoral votes to Kamala Harris.
	That's it for her.
	That's it.
	Soundboard Billy.
	That's your job there.
	Kamala went to Vermont.
	Billy.
	No, that's not even the right one.
	Nope.
	Hey!
	Billy's away.
	All right, so we can look at this map here.
	We have got Kentucky has gone to Donald Trump with...
	These are obvious ones, though, really.
	Yeah, Kentucky.
	We know that Indiana is going to go to Donald Trump.
	Vermont.
	Obviously, I just saw Bernie Sanders on CNN last night on Anderson Cooper.
	That was a lot of fun.
	Why was that fun?
	It was just fun because it's just so fun to see a guy who's been completely castrated.
	He was sitting there and he's going, now look, I know that it's hard.
	Some of you may disagree with Kamala on this or on that.
	You may not agree with her on everything, but you still have to vote.
	And he's like, really, Mr.
	Sanders, Senator Sanders, why do you think it's still?
	He's like, oh, shit!
	Because, look!
	I have to say this shit!
	Alright!
	I don't...
	For example, she might not be very good in Gaza.
	I will be putting forward a bill so that we can provide humanitarian aid and that not one more dollar will go to the extremist Benjamin Netanyahu government, but...
	Kamala's still gonna give him money!
	Shit!
	But Trump is worse!
	And he just kept losing his mind all night.
	So, he has to.
	He has to.
	So, Vermont.
	Alright.
	And Indiana, we know, is going to go to Donald Trump, obviously.
	Yeah, we're not calling it officially, but yeah, we think that that is the most likely scenario.
	Why do you feel that way?
	What?
	Why do you feel that way about Indiana?
	I'm learning here.
	This isn't just fun for me.
	Oh, okay.
	Well, here we go.
	The polling and everything.
	The data shows that there's almost no chance.
	When it's so far outside of the polling, you're just like, okay, they have to wait officially, so there are rules to this.
	We have to wait until specific times to actually call states.
	We can tell you what we think about the data that we're seeing.
	We're going to do that on a lot of these states that are not called yet, that are more consequential.
	When it comes to Indiana, places like that, we know Trump right now is up by almost 100,000 votes in Indiana.
	But we're not necessarily worried about that because most people think, yeah, that's almost a foregone conclusion.
	You gotta wait for the results to officially be able to call it, but still.
	That's reliably red, that state.
	Yeah, Indiana's reliably red.
	I don't know how Pete Buttigieg came from there.
	Well, they don't get everything wrong.
	No, wait.
	I was talking about Pete Buttigieg.
	Hey, by the way, we also do have tonight one of our correspondents tonight.
	We do have Kamala's father, Donald J. Harris.
	That's his actual name.
	That's not a joke.
	Donald J. Harris is the father of Kamala Harris.
	I don't believe she's ever met him.
	But the point remains.
	Do we have him on the line?
	Yeah.
	I just got him.
	Okay.
	Let's go to Kamala's father, Donald J. Harris, for an update.
	Alright, Mr.
	Harris, thank you for joining us.
	Can you hear me?
	Okay, good.
	Any thoughts on how your daughter's going to do?
	Do you think she's going to win?
	Is that what you're saying?
	Okay, but what do you think was the single most important thing she did to win the presidency, is what I'm...
	Oh, no.
	You got it all wrong.
	Me sorry for the ray-ray or the confusion.
	What?
	I don't think she going to win.
	I think she going to end up on her backside.
	Just posing for a pound.
	Please, Mr.
	Harris, let's not go down that road again.
	Like the skettle she is.
	What?
	What's a skettle?
	A skettle.
	You don't know what a skittle is, man.
	No.
	A slattern.
	A harlot.
	Oh my god.
	A trollop.
	Stop.
	Bimbo.
	The floozy.
	A strumpet.
	The tramp.
	Nympho.
	A slapper.
	Hussy.
	Minx.
	She's a streetwalker.
	Okay, I think that's just inappropriate, and I don't think that we really need these.
	She's got a loose goose.
	Okay, Tim, I think that's enough.
	I apologize.
	By the way, speaking of Indiana, we may have another state call.
	Oh, really?
	Yes.
	I don't know if you're pulling my leg.
	Oh, okay.
	It's time for another state call.
	Tim!
	All right.
	I can guess.
	Indiana?
	All right.
	All right, we are officially calling Indiana for Donald J. Trump.
	I'm having a good time.
	Having a good time!
	Indiana!
	I'm gonna go, go, go!
	Again, quite a bit more detailed for the consequential swing states, just to let you know.
	We forgot that the early states to be called, so you just spend...
	Because you have to do a win or a loss for Pennsylvania and Wisconsin and for Michigan, you have to have, like, two versions of all of them.
	Well, we knew some of these were going to call early.
	By the way, so that's one of the benefits of watching this stream.
	I don't think CNN has called that yet.
	Indiana?
	We're allowed to call Indiana.
	Our guys are basically only doing what we're allowed to do, so it's an official call.
	There you go.
	An official call.
	Yep.
	And by the way, so one of the things we kind of went over, and maybe just, you know, this is for you to kind of, you can touch on this a little bit, but Noble Gold is one of the sponsors for tonight that's sponsoring this stream.
	That's right.
	You've never done anything with precious metals because you've thought the industry is just fraught with No, you're absolutely right.
	Noble Gold is very different because a lot of them just tell you, hey, you know what, it's a great hedge and buy nothing but gold.
	And I always said, no, we're not going to be doing that.
	We're not going to be supporting a sponsor that tells people to not diversify their investments.
	But actually, you can go to CrowderGold.com or you can call 877.
	They actually sent me this wonderful...
	It's heavy, dude.
	It's a silver brick...
	877.
	By the way, to give you an idea of the value of gold and silver, like when my old uncle was like, the Lord told me that you should buy more silver.
	I'm like, well, no, that was Bill Devane.
	Pretty close.
	It wasn't God.
	It was Wilford Brimley.
	This is gold, and that's silver.
	That's about the same value, roughly.
	It's about the same value.
	Even though I'm a silver guy, I think Yukon Cornelius got it wrong at the end of that film.
	Yeah, he was...
	He just kept going back and forth.
	He had his head up his...
	And no one told him about platinum, palladium.
	And actually, I do believe that Noble Gold, their representative, who's...
	Oh, yeah.
	Do we have them?
	I do believe we have...
	Yeah.
	Well, Lenny...
	Lenny is going to be on Lenny.
	the leprechaun is calling in.
	All right, what is going on?
	I tell you, Crowder, it's happening again.
	They're after me gold like they've never been.
	Okay, calm down.
	I'm sure everything's fine, all right?
	No, I've told you twice now, and if I may be so bold, they're after me gold.
	Gold?
	Lenny, Lenny, no one after your gold.
	Take a breath.
	Are you in a cave?
	Is that where you are?
	Right now?
	That's right.
	And don't argue with me.
	I have no time for debaters.
	The ones trailing me now this time, oh, they're the Rainbow Raiders.
	Rainbow Raider?
	Oh, you mean like Gerald?
	In a manner of speaking.
	Well, is it?
	Or isn't it?
	It is.
	Yeah.
	And if you listen real close...
	What?
	Listen.
	Did you hear that?
	No, Lenny, I don't hear anything.
	And I don't think anyone is after your gold.
	No one's trying to get your gold.
	Well, that's exactly what they'd want you to think.
	It's what you're told.
	But I'll be a pipesman, uncle, if they ever get me gold.
	By the way, is that all the gold you have right there?
	I also have this.
	That's it?
	I mean, the amount someone would have to spend on travel hotels...
	Can I walk with my shillelagh?
	Okay, look, they probably have guns, too.
	They're going after an angry, magical, schizophrenic midget with blood...
	The hazard pay alone, it's just simpler for people to go to CrowderGold.com.
	No one's chasing you for gold.
	Is that right?
	Yeah.
	Well, it is.
	Just go to CrowderGold.com and get a free quarter ounce Gold American Eagle coin and people out there can stock up so no one's after you.
	It's fine.
	No, I don't.
	Tim cut it.
	Got it.
	That's enough.
	That's Crowdergold.com.
	And look, it's never a bad idea to have some in your portfolio or to have in case of an emergency.
	It's one of those things.
	It doesn't change.
	It's timeless.
	I don't think we're going to have Lenny back on, by the way.
	No, I hope not.
	He's a little bit paranoid.
	He is.
	And that's just not the best way to get gold.
	It sounded like he's in a men's room, somebody with a prostate problem behind him.
	Well, that's what they're known for.
	Yes.
	Well.
	From that area.
	I mean, I think he might be a little North Irish.
	I don't know what that means.
	I don't understand.
	No, but I'm glad.
	Look, I wanted to buy physical gold, too.
	I just wanted to have some, again, not as a big part of a portfolio, but necessarily just a little bit of it just to make sure.
	So I like these guys.
	I've talked on the phone with them for a while.
	Good guys.
	They share our values.
	That's actually great.
	I wanted to buy some emotional gold.
	Yes, that's true.
	I don't even know what emotional gold is.
	By the way, we do have a...
	So, I think now is probably a pretty good time.
	For what?
	To maybe reveal a big announcement that we have.
	Oh, right now?
	Because we have a guest coming on here in just a little bit.
	We have Donald Trump Jr.
	coming on in just a little bit.
	Yes.
	Donald Trump Jr.
	coming on in just a little bit, but there's a huge announcement that we make.
	I feel like it's best...
	Yeah.
	So, look, we want to make this announcement here.
	Right now, you can see, by the way, on CNN what they're doing.
	They're giving you some numbers.
	It's like 2% of the vote into the public calling states that aren't relevant.
	Tonight, this is the first night where this launches.
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	Hey, let's really quickly check in with the stream that people aren't watching, CNN. Yeah, Jake, I mean, as you noted, Donald Trump won North Carolina the last time around, but by the slimmest margin of the states that he did win, they are looking at that state as very much in play.
	What I've heard from the campaign tonight is that they are seeing in some rural counties lower than expected votes.
	Those counties are expected to go for Donald Trump, so they see that as a positive sign.
	And then on the other hand, when they look at where their voters might be It's in places like the Raleigh-Durham area where you're going to have a larger proportion of those...
	We're going to have our data analysts look into this.
	They're making the claim on CNN that rural counties in North Carolina are not coming out.
	Bull crap!
	Guys, can we fact check that?
	Yeah, you know what?
	Let us know.
	We're actually going to check in with people at work.
	Let us know when someone there is ready to update us on that.
	I'm willing to bet that Abby Phillips is full of shit.
	Okay, alright.
	I think that's fair.
	I think that's fair.
	I mean, we've seen record turnout in rural counties.
	Why wouldn't...
	Well, unless she means...
	Unless, because those rural counties were destroyed by the hurricane that the government didn't help with.
	Remember that?
	Remember that?
	Maybe that's the case.
	Maybe some of them have migrated to other counties where they have power!
	Mundane detail!
	It's not a mundane detail!
	A couple of women spotted sitting on deer in line.
	One of the funniest insults I heard from a lady who was watching CNN and said, this lady, her nose looks like Florida.
	Can you bring it up full screen?
	Doesn't it look like Florida?
	Zach Collins?
	It was a lady who said it.
	And you know she has hairy forearms, so putting that in your dating profile, hairy forearms and nose like Florida...
	Her face goes from woman to guy with every second.
	It's like one of those, like you get in the back of your Cracker Jack, the hologram, and it's like, yeah, hey, pretty.
	Surprise!
	Surprise!
	Right?
	I'm telling you.
	Sometime...
	Like if you were to be flipping a notepad of her, like her putting on makeup, like, oh, wow, she's prettier than this dick.
	What?
	Oh, what?
	Come on.
	No!
	She's got that Brezhnev brow.
	That's the Burgum Brow, we now call it.
	Imagine the shrub holy.
	I have no idea.
	I mean, I can't imagine, though.
	I'm talking about her house, not her.
	Clean it up, Father.
	Build your house out of brick, is what I tell my son when I tell the Three Little Piggies story.
	Build it out of brick?
	My father said Z-brick.
	He was a Jew.
	Listen.
	What?
	So that's why you two don't talk.
	That's right.
	Shalom.
	Let's see what even fatter Josh Gad is saying.
	...about the way things are going in the U.S. It's true, Kerry!
	...what North Carolina voters are saying.
	6% enthusiastic, 21%...
	Can you find us a single straight correspondent?
	Any straight guys on 6%?
	Let's see in 6% reporting!
	I picked the wrong date, a quick-blowing guy!
	What the fuck?
	He didn't quit, Stephen.
	Alright!
	I'm a lapsed homo!
	The principle's the same!
	This guy makes...
	Sorry.
	This guy makes Brian Stelper look like Ray Lewis.
	Did he hit somebody too?
	Oh no, Ray Lewis shot somebody and killed him.
	Hey, Brian Stelper did it.
	Brian Stelper loves his wife's hot butt.
	I really do look shit.
	Oh my god!
	Yeah!
	Oh my god!
	It does feel a little bit hot in here.
	Let me give you some information.
	It should, man.
	We're hot.
	Right now, this Florida trend is very important.
	This is coming from our data team, right?
	So we have Trump up by 11 in Miami-Dade right now.
	Just to keep in mind that Biden won that by 7.3.
	Is that right?
	Yes.
	Those are Cubans.
	That's insane.
	Thank you very much.
	I like the Cubans.
	I do, too.
	Love the Cubes.
	I don't want the new Cubans, though.
	The new Cubans, the ones who are there now, they're the ones who stayed for communism.
	They can stick around a little while longer.
	That's right.
	The ones who left, who had the balls to get on a recliner and go across the Miami Vice Strait.
	They don't get on anything.
	And then they touch and are immediately pregnant.
	That's not true.
	They're very fertile people.
	They put one foot on it.
	That's true.
	Yeah.
	And the good ones work four jobs.
	They do.
	They do.
	Oh, wait a minute.
	That's the Haitians, I'm thinking.
	No, no, no, no.
	They eat four dogs.
	That's what you were thinking.
	The Haitians.
	Oh, no.
	No.
	You ever have?
	We had a Korean who worked here who did eat dog.
	I made a joke about it.
	Remember that?
	We had an intern.
	He was an intern here.
	I was here for a while.
	His dad is my doctor.
	I know who he is.
	I said something like, ah, yeah, Korean.
	I said, ah, something about eating dog, and he just got really quiet.
	And so he's like, well, I didn't mean to.
	And then I spoke with his dad.
	I was like, yeah, your son got all, he got a little bit shifty.
	He got a little cagey.
	He's like, oh, yeah, well, his grandmother lied to him that said that it was beef and was very traumatic for him when he found out there was dog.
	I'm like, well, yeah, of course it was traumatic.
	Oh, no!
	And the lie is almost as bad as eating the dog, but I'd say it's not as bad.
	Not quite.
	I tell you, poodle tastes just like chicken.
	That's what I've heard.
	I'm telling you, poodle.
	I don't know about those dirt cookies, though.
	I don't know.
	Hey, guys, really quickly, so...
	Are we checking in with people at work?
	No, no, we will in just a second.
	There's no...
	So North Carolina hasn't sent any data in yet.
	So I'm not sure where...
	So Abby Phillips is making it up?
	CNN is getting all of this stuff.
	So guys, please double check.
	Seriously?
	Mission Control.
	Hey, Abby Phillips just said they're seeing low rural county turnout in North Carolina.
	And she said it like she really knew what she was talking about.
	Now, of course, it gives me pause because of who she is.
	But she did say it.
	So I want to make sure that we're not wrong.
	Yes.
	So here's the thing.
	When you guys go, and there's so many people going right now, they're actually letting us know, like, Rumble Premium sign-up, thank you very much.
	Sign up right now.
	Click that button.
	It's not going to ask you for your address.
	Don't worry.
	We understand that we need an address to mail you a mug.
	We will get that from you in the future.
	So they don't have it built out to ask for your address automatically.
	They actually usually don't keep that information on the site.
	Yes.
	And the reason tonight is that we will be footing the cost and sending you a mug personally here.
	Because it took a lot to...
	We had to move heaven and earth, and so did Chris at Rumble.
	And getting that address transferred over, we couldn't get that done.
	So we, though, we will know you sign up tonight.
	We will get you a mug.
	We will personally pay for it and ship it to you.
	Tonight is the last night, while supplies last, where you get the OG mug.
	And then, of course, you can still always be a member.
	I just can't tell you how excited we are.
	Honestly, this is something that Gerald has been working on.
	And you know what?
	Give Gerald a round of applause, everyone, because Gerald was the one who helped make this happen.
	Thank you.
	Please, everyone.
	Hey!
	Hey!
	Clap!
	Clap!
	This is what I deal with.
	Haven't you guys read the New York Post?
	I'm a monster!
	I will show you my balls.
	I'll make you show him your balls.
	That's not nice at all.
	I'm applauding.
	No, this is what we wanted from the very beginning.
	It was about building something bigger than us.
	It was about having these islands kind of come together and have a place where people can go for all this content.
	Hold on one second.
	They're right on CNN. She's entering this guy.
	How much would you give for him?
	Just go, don't worry, lady.
	I'm a professional.
	Let's see.
	I love it.
	Was she seriously going to break up with you?
	No, I made that up.
	She didn't say that, but it's funny to say that.
	I like that guy.
	I like him too.
	She asked you to vote for him.
	He looks like Mexican Jean-Guy Tremblay.
	And so you voted for Biden in 2020, but what were you going to do this time?
	I wasn't going to vote at all.
	You were just going to stay home.
	I was going to stay home.
	Eat some chips or something.
	I don't know.
	Don't let your ambition get the best of you.
	I don't want those people voting.
	I'm sorry.
	Lazy people.
	Wait, hold on.
	Maybe he's going to say he voted for Trump.
	So I got off at work at 4.30.
	Drove here about 30 minutes.
	I think I walked in like at 5.05-ish.
	And I was waiting for about two hours.
	I just walked out.
	Two hours.
	Brian, two hours to fix your address, right?
	Two hours.
	What is he going to keep time?
	A sundial?
	She's like, I don't know, give or take an hour.
	I don't know, man.
	Another broad host.
	That's devotion?
	I bet you he left work at 4.30.
	How much do you want to bet he was supposed to clock out at 5?
	That's right.
	That's devotion.
	That's devotion.
	Look, what the left considers devotion is not the same.
	Contrast, okay, contrast what a white PhD in gender studies considers devotion versus a Cuban-American who works four jobs.
	Do you realize that I know Cubans here?
	We know them, by the way, who were doctors who now clean floors while they're going back through medical school?
	Yes.
	It's devotion.
	He jumped out of work half an hour early and likely had the address wrong because he couldn't be bothered to fill out a form.
	That's the person you want determining the fate of the most consequential constitutional republic in all of history.
	I think there should be some kind of test to vote sometimes.
	With that guy?
	An STD test.
	He's like, well, that's true.
	He's like, I wasn't going to vote, and then my girlfriend talked.
	Okay, fine.
	By the way, you guys can test me.
	Not a drip.
	There you go.
	By the way, I don't focus on these things, but I focus on the positive nature of it, guys.
	520,000 concurrent live viewers right now.
	I think our record from the previous election was, was it 550?
	Something around there.
	Something around that, yeah.
	That's when we weren't being throttled on YouTube.
	That's true, yeah.
	We'll do a little celebration once we get past that, but fantastic job.
	Can we check in with people at work?
	Do we have somebody in the chair over there?
	I do not have somebody in the chair yet.
	Well, get someone in the chair.
	Get someone in the chair and get somebody while I'm waiting.
	Actually, you know what?
	We've got two minutes until the special guest, Don Jr., comes on.
	We've got two minutes until Donald Jr.
	comes on?
	Yeah.
	All right.
	He's been on my show twice, so just remember that when you're talking to him.
	Why?
	Why?
	You've got to say it like that.
	Why?
	Because you've had people on.
	I sit here like a dick.
	I actually know them.
	I flew here all the way from Canada to be here.
	You want to be in my seat?
	No.
	Come on, interview Donald from here.
	Absolutely not.
	I have to go expel Satan.
	Does that mean you're firing somebody?
	I mean, I might do it on the way.
	The power of Christ compels you all!
	Oh, God.
	You're going to spray paint the bowl?
	If this were a horror movie, it would be, Christ is left here long ago!
	Yes.
	I was hooked up to an IV. I lost 8 pounds in 12 hours.
	Quit bragging.
	I had a Pizza Hut pizza last night.
	When you texted me that you were throwing up and shit in your pants, I was eating a pizza by myself.
	Jalapeno and bacon on it.
	It went down like a goddamn M&M. I walked by the craft table tonight and I was dry heaving.
	I'm like, salmon?
	You immediately put the salmon right there.
	It's like being in a whore home.
	Come on, Father.
	Come on, Father Mulcahy.
	What do you mean, come on?
	You said that.
	We'll have Donald Trump Jr.
	on, and then I want to have someone in that seat.
	Because look, we paid for the seat.
	We paid for the setup.
	Can we just check in with the camera at least so people can see?
	Yeah, we got somebody in the seat now.
	All right, all right.
	Let's just check in with them really quickly, and then we'll cut right back, but they don't know.
	No.
	All right, it's time to go check the people at work.
	All right.
	Who do we have in the chair right now?
	Who's there?
	Oh, there you go.
	We got Lane the Brain.
	Hey, Lane the Brain.
	Lane the Brain.
	GingerSnap, do you have an update for us?
	Audio.
	Yeah.
	Oh, hold on.
	We're going to bring up your audio.
	Really quickly.
	Hold on one second.
	We're going to bring up your audio.
	It's got John Travolta's shirt on.
	All right.
	Hold on one second.
	Oh, wait a second.
	You know what?
	Toolman, come back.
	Come back, Toolman.
	Come back.
	Oh, there we go.
	Lane the Brain.
	Say hi, Lane.
	I'm here.
	Okay, cool.
	I'm good.
	Okay, well, we're going to go to Donald Trump Jr.
	We'll go back to you later.
	Well, I have some information.
	We'll go back.
	What, chest hair?
	What are you doing?
	He's on retainer.
	I saw him angrily walk to the chair and sit down.
	That makes it so much better.
	I told them, they'll have to be on their toes tonight.
	Sorry, Lane.
	Plus, I look like crap.
	I look like I'm already sweating, and you can't be side-by-side with Lane.
	Do we have time to do another state call really quickly?
	Oh, do we have time?
	Yep.
	Well, look, guys, it's time for one more state call.
	The Brits aren't coming.
	The Brits aren't coming!
	Let's see, Count.
	Who?
	Was that you, Burpee?
	No, I didn't have anything to do with that Burpee.
	All right, so...
	It's Father Mulcahy.
	West Virginia.
	What do you think?
	West Virginia?
	I'd say that's three teeth.
	Right now, we are calling West Virginia Billy the Sample, because I don't know if we have...
	These are ridiculous.
	We have West Virginia.
	Officially, we are calling it right here.
	Yep.
	Poor Donald Trump.
	That's right, baby.
	There we go.
	How many electoral votes is that?
	Four.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Four whole electoral votes.
	What are we up to?
	Technically, it's three and a half.
	There's overlap with the sister.
	So we got a Republican pickup as well in a Senate seat.
	So Jim Justice won the seat that was vacated by Joe Manchin.
	I won 10 grand.
	Oh, yeah.
	I just won 10 grand.
	Did you actually?
	I actually won 10 grand.
	What?
	How did you win 10 grand?
	Hold on.
	It's not an upset.
	How much did you have to bet to get 10 grand?
	I betted him on Fandle.
	Oh.
	You mean Polly Market.
	Polly Market, I meant.
	The Publix Market.
	Kroger.
	Wiggly Wiggly.
	Alright.
	I didn't win nothing.
	Relax.
	I don't even know who the guy is, but congratulations.
	No, that's the former governor, I believe, who took the seat of Manchin, if I'm not mistaken.
	Justice is a good last name.
	It is a good name.
	Solid.
	Not as good as Justice Cockburn.
	That was my favorite.
	That's the best.
	We have to bring in Cockburn.
	By God, he just thinks his own way, but he gets it done.
	Let's bring in Cockburn.
	There's an actual justice named Cockburn.
	We had fun with that about four years ago.
	I'm a child.
	Let us know we have Don Jr.
	as well.
	We're at a furniture place in Savannah called Mordick.
	Really?
	No.
	It is.
	Come on.
	Look, he's moaning.
	It's a factual thing.
	I know.
	This guy is like an old lady at a comedy club.
	He ruins the set.
	It's Mordick?
	How's it spelled?
	Mordick.
	Is it like Moe, apostrophe, Nick?
	No, it's actually more dick or bad.
	More bad dick.
	I'll look it up.
	I'm not kidding you.
	Your search history.
	I hope all those...
	It's a furniture store?
	If I go to my search history, it'll take me to like eight porn sites.
	Is it a furniture store?
	It's a furniture store, yeah.
	Oh, gosh.
	I'm not making this up.
	I'll set my phone up.
	I know.
	I hope they sell it covered like it's an old Italian lady from Queens.
	He types it in and you're like, really, Nick?
	You've had enough.
	It's just for Michael.
	I've had enough.
	It's Gatorade.
	We also have 7 plus 1 things Donald Trump will do the first day of his presidency.
	Actually, we have 14 plus 1, so that's fun.
	Yeah, because we have a reload, yeah.
	And then we have 7 plus 1 things that Kamala will do when she loses.
	So, that's a lot of fun.
	I'm waiting for Donald Trump Jr.
	Did we solve the DDOS attack?
	I think I might have ruined it with my comments.
	We worked on it, and I think we got it for a few minutes, and then it went back down, and they're working on it right now.
	Oh my gosh.
	We lost the connection as soon as you said cockburn.
	Yeah, pretty much.
	Yeah, well, that's because you thought we were talking about him.
	He does well, I heard.
	Don Jr.
	is trying to log in and is having issues.
	Something to do with his helicopter.
	All right.
	Well, then, you know what?
	Here, really quickly, let's go as we try and get him in.
	We actually still do have, as you all know, in a parallel universe, and we have the ability because we have quantum physicists.
	We do, yeah.
	It's also something we spared no expense.
	Where Nick DiPaolo, you voted best potential press secretary.
	Yes, yes.
	Would be Nick DiPaolo.
	And so we have yet another installment of Nick DiPaolo, Press Secretary.
	Good afternoon.
	What do you think of the lid?
	I thought I'd lighten up the mood in here.
	You guys are all about diversity.
	I come in here with this Chinese lampshade and you're all scared.
	Can you explain what the legal authority the president has is for designating Antifa as a terrorist organization?
	Oh, he has to have a legal authority to designate them a terrorist organization?
	Do you have the legal authority to designate him Hitler?
	This is a free country, free speech.
	It applies to the president, too.
	Okay?
	What else would you call these maggots with their faces covered carrying weapons?
	Looks a lot like what we see in the Middle East, is it not?
	What are we supposed to call them, the Eagle Scouts?
	Stupid question, stupid broad.
	I hadn't seen that.
	I've seen none of these.
	You would be a phenomenal press secretary.
	I think I would be good.
	Yeah, those were really fun to tape.
	I can't wait for the ones when I was messing with you with the reporter saying, that's outrageous.
	You kept repeating.
	You got so mad.
	See how easy it is to troll me?
	Even when I'm doing a character.
	Yeah, the press secretary.
	I believe we do have Don Jr.
	now, so whenever you're ready.
	We do have John.
	No, no, that's not what I said.
	I wanted to say hi.
	No, no, no, no, no, no.
	He's going to have a heart attack.
	He has a big announcement, too.
	Donald Trump Jr.
	does?
	Yeah, of course.
	Donald Trump Jr., all right.
	So, we have right now on the line, hopefully he can see me and hear me, and it's better than when Tim Poole called in and we had a giant echo, Mr.
	Donald Trump Jr.
	Donald Trump, can you hear me?
	See me, sir.
	Yeah.
	Oh, hold on.
	We're bringing your audio up.
	I swear to God, if it's Billy the Kid with the sound, he's going to get a silver brick right to his noggin.
	That thing's heavy.
	It is heavy.
	We're up.
	I think you're muted.
	Donnie.
	Oh, he disconnected.
	Donnie!
	Call dropped.
	Donnie!
	Are you guys there?
	There we are.
	You're muted.
	Okay.
	There we are.
	I gotta turn my volume in.
	You guys are freaking loud.
	You had us screwing with our soundboards.
	We thought we had...
	I almost fired somebody.
	You don't even know.
	And...
	Listen, it's not too late, Stephen.
	It's not too late.
	The night is young.
	You can fire a lot of people in the amount of time you got left.
	I absolutely plan to.
	If you read the New York Post, I'm a monster.
	And now that it just go dark, son of a bitch.
	What is...
	What is happening?
	God!
	What's happening?
	There we go.
	Alright.
	I apologize.
	I think it's just because I'm on my phone, so everyone's blowing me up because it's election night, and then everyone expects me to handle their logistics for like, you know, hey, Don, if you're going to the other thing, do you think you gave me a ride?
	No, I got plenty of time to deal with you guys.
	I don't have my own shit.
	I know.
	Just tell them you're busy calling into our show from a closet in a horror film.
	Yes, basically.
	I'm waiting for someone to step behind me and murder me.
	Exactly.
	By the way, that could actually be doing me a favor depending on which way it goes.
	I imagine that's a lot better than the gulags if Kamala Harris wins.
	That is true.
	You've got to be sitting there, and I know you have an announcement, but that is something like, this is very consequential for you because of the weaponizing of the DOJ, which of course, I mean, we had Mug Club undercover with the spokesperson of the DOJ saying, yeah, no one's ever done this with anyone but Donald Trump, but your dad.
	They're just stacking anything they can, and obviously they've gone after you.
	They've gone after the whole family.
	You still seem to be in good spirits, but is that something that worries you?
	Well, Stephen, it's because I died like three days ago and it's just testosterone, nicotine, caffeine and adrenaline that's keeping me going.
	So I'm not too worried because eventually it'll kick in and it won't matter.
	But I mean, it does worry me just as a country.
	And when you think about it, you know, we've probably had this conversation, but I understand that I am not the upstanding citizen that Hunter Ryden is, but I think I should still be able to live in America.
	Yes.
	Yeah, that's a good point.
	And by the way, Nick DiPaolo is here.
	He says hello.
	He's mad that he's...
	Oh, I love Nick DiPaolo.
	I went to see him live at the convention center in Savannah a couple years ago.
	He murdered for an hour.
	Yeah.
	And I sincerely said to him, I wouldn't want to have to follow that.
	Yeah.
	He has great timing, and he was great and informative and funny, and I just wanted to...
	I haven't talked to him since his dad was almost killed twice, and just hang in there, and we're not going to let them put you in any gulag.
	Oh, see, now you're being too much.
	I appreciate that, Nick.
	I'm telling you, we will not let that happen.
	We'll go nuts if that happens.
	He also said you have an ass like a nectarine.
	That's what he said.
	What?
	By the way, fact check, true.
	Yeah.
	It was false.
	I even got to see it.
	Nick, I always tell people, that was one of the great compliments I got in my life.
	I grew up listening to you.
	I was like, wow.
	I don't know.
	Whatever they call me on TV, I was like, well, if Nick DiPaolo's got me, then at least I got a bunch of elderly insane men.
	That's the only demo I get.
	You get all my compliment backfired in my face.
	I can make a business around like that.
	It's fine.
	I'll survive.
	Yeah, you can.
	There's a very strong Sicilian contingency there, especially in Florida.
	Let me ask you, too, I also heard that you have a big announcement to make tonight that you're making.
	Well, you know, listen, I've been a longtime Rumble guy.
	I'm a believer in free speech.
	I don't go on the other places because I'm not a believer in the censorship I see everywhere else.
	So I'm following you on the special Rumble side as we go back behind the scenes with everything there.
	So super excited about that.
	So you're going to be there at Rumble Premium.
	You also get Donald Trump.
	Wow, man, that's great.
	I know that I didn't want to say it because Chris was like, oh yeah, he's going to be talking with you, and a lot of this has been pulled together to make sure that it builds out a network, but that's awesome that you're going to be there, and I know Chris is a big fan of yours.
	He didn't say Nectarine.
	He described you as James and the Giant Peach when describing your rump, but it's a point of conversation.
	Yay.
	Listen, it's fine.
	It's fine.
	I mean, some people like...
	I don't want to say BBC on air because it's there, but what's the version for when they do the Brazilian butt implants?
	What are those things called?
	I think it's called the Kardashian.
	Yes.
	I was thinking about doing that, actually.
	You know, again, if politics, real estate, you know, whatever doesn't work out, I always have options.
	Well, let me ask you this.
	How are you feeling tonight?
	You know, we went through a lot of the early voting data that we have, and of course, you don't want to make too many inferences, but we also just heard some BS from CNN where Abby Phillips said, oh, they're not getting as many votes coming from the rural turnout in North Carolina.
	Fact check.
	She doesn't have that information.
	We've seen actually record rural turnout where we do have that information, but How are you feeling tonight?
	I mean, I know it could go either way, but genuinely, you feeling confident?
	What do you think maybe might be sort of, you know, the momentum factor as far as states?
	Yeah, listen, I'm cautiously optimistic.
	I mean, it's definitely, it's my third go around.
	It's by far the best I've felt going into an election day.
	You know, the early numbers look great.
	If people get in line, if they stay in line, if people actually, if our people show up, we win.
	Right.
	You know, it's that simple.
	But if we sit it out, you know, you have people They're designed to either make you overconfident so you sit at home or they're designed to demoralize you so you sit at home.
	You know, especially as we start heading west, you know, get in line, stay in line.
	You got a couple hours, you know, on the west coast certainly to get in line and, you know, vote.
	Bring your friends.
	If everyone does their part, I think we win.
	You know, I was with my dad last night.
	We did four rallies yesterday.
	You know, his rally is not like a Kamala Harris, like five minutes off a telegraph.
	You know, he goes for 90 minutes.
	Sometimes I'm sitting like, for the love of God, please, can we just move on?
	Yeah.
	He's 78 and pulled an all-nighter.
	We got in at 6 a.m.
	back to Florida.
	Unbelievable.
	And he was still going, and he went right to TV, never went to sleep, was laughing the whole time.
	I'm sitting there, like, you know, trying to not die of a heart attack.
	Unbelievable.
	It's truly impressive.
	He also took a bullet for this country.
	I'm like, you know what?
	If he can take a bullet, you guys can wait in a long line for a few minutes.
	Relax.
	Just get your ass out there.
	If you do your part, we win.
	But everyone's got to do their part.
	And I can't account for the BS on the other side.
	That's going to happen.
	I hope to overwhelm it.
	I hope to crush them so badly that they don't have a week to do a recount where magically they find a bunch of ballots that only filled out the presidential candidate because it's all they had time to fill out in some warehouse somewhere.
	Let's just end this thing tonight.
	Right.
	Well, aren't you glad, though?
	One thing I will say where I feel a very notable difference is, you know, during the last national election—I'm not talking about midterms—but during the last election and during the year or two that followed it, a lot of conservatives were afraid to come out and say, you know what, maybe it wasn't the most secure and fair election because you were removed from YouTube.
	It seems like that's gone now.
	It seems like people are willing to say, and not just Republicans, yeah, you know what— We don't know what the number is, but we know that there's election interference.
	We know that there is voter fraud.
	We know that there's media malpractice, where people now no longer think that's a crazy notion.
	Do you feel that difference tonight going in?
	Oh, no.
	Did we lose him?
	Do we need to recheck?
	Oh, he may have frozen.
	Well, he's calling from his phone.
	He is...
	He might have passed out.
	Guys, stop texting Don Jr.
	Well, we can go back to him.
	I mean, goodness.
	Leave the guy alone.
	We can go back to him.
	I think he passed out.
	He's so tired.
	Yeah, he could be.
	His dad...
	By the way, his dad is doing all that.
	His dad doesn't even...
	I don't even think drinks coffee.
	No drugs.
	That's what I was going to say.
	It's just like Diet Coke.
	I feel embarrassed, man.
	Yeah, I know.
	I mean, you have to have...
	I would have to have at least...
	At 78.
	At least a giant cold brew.
	78.
	What was he doing?
	You wonder why he built the skyline in New York.
	Yeah.
	Think he outworked his competition?
	Also, I think it's inspired by seething hatred of people who, and there's nothing wrong with hating the right thing.
	I believe we have him, he rotated it, and then we lost Donald again.
	This is like every home video when my mom was running the camcorder.
	This is like the phone was invented the second day.
	Yes.
	Well, I think he's going to try us with a rotary in just a couple of minutes here.
	The same line that they called when they called to ask about polls.
	By the way, I know two people, and you guys can comment below.
	I know two people who said, yeah, I got called by some pollster.
	They said they called the landline that I never answer.
	I told them I was voting Kamala.
	And I said, well, why'd you do that?
	They said, because screw them!
	I don't know if it's a good idea, but I certainly think there's more of that on the Trump side.
	Because screw them.
	I can't picture a Kamala voter saying, yeah, I'll vote for Donald Trump.
	I don't think we're going to see that.
	All right.
	Third time's the charm.
	I'm back.
	Okay.
	I'm back.
	Good.
	Okay.
	My question was, you know, a lot of conservatives even shied away from it, but now even non-conservatives, you can talk about election interference, and you can talk about the voter fraud, and you can talk about it not being the most secure and fair election.
	Do you feel like, hey, that in and of itself is a win that we can talk about it freely now?
	You mean that we can have free speech in America?
	Yes, that's kind of a win.
	Yes.
	It's hard to believe that we actually have these conversations, but I mean, you know, they wanted to throw people in jail for questioning elections last time around.
	And, you know, that's sort of why we're in this fight.
	I mean, everything's on the table this election.
	Everything's at stake.
	There's nothing they won't try to take away from us.
	There's no freedom they won't trample.
	And, you know, that's where we're at in America.
	And it sucks.
	And that's why, again, I want to send a resounding message.
	I want to send a mandate to Washington, D.C., to the powers that be, that we should do that.
	I just saw the early vote numbers in Georgia.
	Independence swung 20 points towards us.
	Because they get it.
	So we've got to carry this all the way through the West Coast.
	We've got to get people in line in Wisconsin and Michigan.
	If you're in line, stay in line.
	Vote.
	Make sure it counts.
	Don't fall for any of the psyops.
	Just vote.
	And if we do that, I think we win.
	Yeah.
	I think you're right.
	I think it will be insurmountable, but it's really hard to have faith in elections when, for example, in Florida, we talked about that Chinese exchange student, not a citizen, asked for his ballot back, and they caught him, but his vote will still count.
	So they know it was an illegal vote, but they can't change it anyway.
	You know what?
	That, for me, is enough, because we don't know how many more examples there are of that where someone wasn't stupid enough to ask for their ballot back.
	Well, that's why we have to overwhelm it.
	I think that was up in Michigan, not Florida.
	But yes, it's definitely the case.
	We've got to overwhelm it.
	We've got to overcome the nonsense that's going to throw at us.
	I mean, if this was a fair election, 100%, this thing's over in my mind.
	But it won't be.
	So we just have to overwhelm that.
	But don't forget, The same people that said, okay, that ballot can count are the same people that let in 13,000 murderers into our country across the southern border.
	They know this.
	This is Kamala Harris and Joe Biden's government statistics.
	They let in 16,000 rapists and sex offenders, and they let in overall 600,000 criminals.
	They know it, and they still let them in.
	I mean, think of how insane that is, that we live in a country that...
	It's like, wow, there's only 600,000 criminals.
	What could go wrong?
	Spread them evenly over every county in America.
	And what's our future look like?
	I mean, it's absolutely insane.
	So we've got to win.
	We've got to take back our country.
	We've got to get those scumbags out of here.
	So I'm hoping we have a good night, and I hope we'll end it soon.
	But we can't do that.
	My dad can't do that by himself.
	He needs everyone to now step up and stand in line.
	Well, the good news is, right now you're on the number one stream on Earth, and we have the tools and data that CNN and Fox News have, where we actually have the Reuters Newswire, the API data we're going to be providing to people.
	We have the election integrity map, where we're actually, we've called some states before they did.
	Of course, you know, Indiana and Kentucky went for your dad, so that's good.
	Didn't really take someone going out on a limb.
	But we don't need traditional media.
	You know, before, it was people covering...
	The election?
	We're actually spearheading it tonight and there are a lot of people tuning in choosing to vote with their dollar and I'm sure a lot more people are going to be joining Rumble Premium knowing that you are on there.
	Yeah, I hope that people get out and vote.
	And they used to say, oh, if there's a large turnout it favors Democrats because they wanted The lowest common denominator, and by that I mean the people who weren't planning on voting, who they could get, you know, on an acorn-organized bus.
	But in this case, it's a lot of people who may be our first-time voters because they work tirelessly, like we see in rural areas, where it's a lot to ask them to take a day off work, and we're seeing record turnout.
	So, big turnout favors Donald Trump tonight.
	Yeah, no, I think without question.
	I mean, I want a big turnout.
	I want people voting.
	I want people getting out there because they understand what's happened to their country.
	They understand what's happened to their economy.
	You know, for all the talk about they're worried about their young girls.
	I'm like, I don't know.
	I have girls.
	I have boys.
	I have five kids.
	I'm more worried about my sons getting drafted into World War III to fight a battle so that Liz Cheney can make a couple billion dollars.
	I'm much more concerned about that than I am the abortion issue when I see what's on the ballot, especially since they're lying about that anyway.
	It's all been thrown back to the states.
	Kamala Harris isn't going to be able to do anything about that.
	Frankly, neither is Donald Trump.
	It's with the states, and they're going to decide.
	We've just been lied to and gaslit so often with all of this stuff.
	I hope people can see through that noise.
	I hope they understand that, and I hope they vote accordingly.
	Yeah, as do I. Mr.
	Trump, I know that you are busy and you probably have many other streams to get to and many other parties to attend.
	So do you have a prediction for tonight if you're going to put a number on it as far as the Electoral College?
	You know, listen, I'll take 270.
	How about that?
	I'll take 270.
	I'd love it to be more decisive.
	I'd like a greater mandate.
	I'd love to, you know, crush their will to live.
	You know, especially an overwhelming mandate.
	You know, I'm talking like Conan the Barbarian style.
	To hear the lamentation of the liberal women.
	To see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of the women.
	By the way, that film is unwatchable.
	I love all of that, but right now I'll take the win because it's not just about my father anymore.
	It's now surrounding J.D. Vance has been a rock star.
	You got RFK on the health issue.
	You got Vivek.
	You got Tulsi Gabbard.
	You got Elon Musk.
	I will step in and help fix this.
	We have the opportunity to put The Einstein of our era, you know, in charge of breaking up the bureaucracy in Washington, D.C., creating efficiencies.
	I mean, you could save a trillion dollars or more a year that could actually go to, I don't know, like fix the road, maybe educate our children, you know, all these little things that used to be important in America that we couldn't care less about right now.
	So all of that's so important for me.
	So I think it's a big night for the future of our country.
	And if it goes the other way, I'm very worried about what happens down the line.
	So am I. And one more thing I would request, since we're talking about Arnold and since he said, screw your freedoms, and now he's doubled down on it and endorsed Kamala Harris.
	Just out of spite, I would like to see someone in the cabinet give the 1980 or 1981 Mr.
	Olympia to Mike Menser.
	Just retroactively take it away from Arnold.
	Can you at least put in a good word?
	I will do that.
	I mean, if the Democrats win, they do that kind of stuff every day.
	You know, participation medals, they allow, you know, boys to play in girls' sports and these sorts of things.
	So, you know, it's probably less our style than the others.
	But I am willing to make certain exceptions for people that get that cuffed.
	Yes.
	All right.
	Well, that's perfect.
	Okay.
	Donald Trump Jr., for people, by the way, who are going to be tuning in to you on Rumble Premium, where's the channel for them to subscribe to you?
	Yeah, it's my triggered podcast on Rumble.
	Check it out.
	I go Mondays and Thursdays, but once I free up a little bit, maybe I'll expand that a little bit more.
	I've had a lot of fun with it, just trying to, you know, again, fight for all these guys that actually care about free speech, stay on those platforms, utilize them, make sure we have a future, because we won't if we just go to the usual suspects, because we've seen what they do across the board.
	Thank God for Elon and X and TrueSocial, but, you know, Rumble on the video side, you know, that's really the way to go.
	So I encourage everyone to check it out, you know, stop giving your money to YouTube, who's going to then weaponize it against you, utilize billions and billions of dollars to suppress We're good to
	go.
	So, I know, you know, if you want to play some bets, but Donald Trump Jr., we appreciate you, brother.
	Be well, and we hope that you have a good night, the whole family.
	I appreciate it, guys.
	Thanks a lot.
	Good talking to you.
	God bless Donald Trump Jr., everybody!
	Alright, and then we are going, what, Gerald?
	So we've got Bongino's stream in about 10 minutes here.
	We actually have some updates.
	There's some states that are going to be called right at that.
	Wait, right at what?
	I'm sorry, right at that time that we go to Bongino.
	So what is it going to be?
	8 o'clock Eastern time.
	Are we going to call them before Bongino?
	Are we going to call them before Bongino?
	Are we going to call them during Bongino?
	We have to wait until the right time to call it.
	When's the right time, Gerald?
	If we go to Bongino right at 8 o'clock, then...
	Didn't Lane the Brain have an update?
	I know, because I cut him off and he was all pissed off, so we should probably go check.
	He's not in the chair again.
	He's not in the chair?
	Well, we should put someone in that chair before Bongino.
	Maybe?
	No?
	Well, it was just funny to cut him out of it earlier.
	Yeah, no, it was hilarious.
	And by the way, hey, everybody, we appreciate, like we said, we're going to have some more announcements here tonight.
	But of course, Rumble Premium, you get this, you get Nick DePaulo, you get Rumble Premium ad-free.
	There are other live creators there on Rumble.
	And now you get Donald Trump Jr. there.
	Everything that was once exclusive where you had to join here, join there, join Mug Club.
	Look, we really appreciate everyone supporting Mug Club.
	But we knew that long term it wasn't enough, that we needed your membership to go into one portal where you could get everything.
	And eventually, we want this to be an entire clock, day in and day out, where you can get a lot, you can get film.
	Hey, at a certain point, right, you can buy films right now, you can rent films, whether it's Amazon, whether you can rent them on Google, you can rent them on, I don't know, Voodoo.
	All those things we want to put under one roof where you have one stop shop for entertainment and you don't have to give your money to people who hate you, or at least give them a commission.
	The production houses and the actors in those films, a lot of them probably do.
	I'm not going to lie to you.
	They probably wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
	I might not either.
	I don't know you that well.
	That's not what you said last night.
	That's because it's uncontrollable.
	That wasn't even on fire.
	It's just warm.
	That's just how I say I care.
	That's not very caring.
	Do we have them in the chair?
	Yes.
	All right.
	Lane had an update for us.
	Let's go to Lane the Brain.
	people at work.
	I don't have my idea.
	I wish we didn't...
	Oh, the reason why is because it's echoing from there.
	Muted.
	We have to mute them and then have to bring...
	Are we good now?
	Yes.
	Okay, we're getting myself echoing back a little bit, Toolman.
	All right.
	Ginger Snap, Lane the Brain, what's the update that you have for us?
	Yes.
	No, so in about five minutes, polls are going to close in a bunch of states, including Florida, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, places like that.
	And of course, one of the states that we expected Trump to win, we'll have to see, but it's looking that way is Florida.
	Right now he's up 10% in Florida, which would mark a 7% improvement upon 2020, which is great because this was going to be Kamala's time.
	Remember, Florida's turning blue.
	It doesn't look like that.
	Officially, we'll be able to say in about five minutes, but right now it looks really heavy to Trump.
	And if you actually look at the counties, a couple interesting ones that have the information right here is from Miami-Dade, which is one that Biden won by 7.3.
	Trump is up by 11 points currently.
	Yeah.
	And if you look at what's another interesting one would be Palm Beach, which Biden won by 12.
	Kamala's only up by 1.5.
	And you see the same trend in places like Jacksonville and Orlando.
	So all across the board in Florida, it's trending extremely heavy to travel.
	And I know we expected him to win, but if these numbers are indicative of larger trends, then Kamala's in for a really rough night in places like that.
	And here's one thing I'll say to make an inference.
	Sorry, you might have to mute me there and ride the board a little bit there, Billy.
	We expect still women to outnumber men as far as their turnout, but if you're looking at those counties, probably looking at a very high Hispanic vote, and I would imagine probably looking at a pretty high Jewish vote, so that might explain those trends, a significant jumping off the bandwagon of Jewish Democrats and Hispanic voters.
	Would we say that that might be an inference that would make sense at this point?
	Because that's a consistent, huge trend.
	I'm not sure.
	Why would Jewish voters not want to vote for Democrats?
	I don't understand.
	I don't know.
	I assume there's some Jews in Palm Beach.
	There is, but yeah, definitely with Latinos, or Latinxes, or whatever we want to say, and Jews, it definitely looks like they're trending heavily towards Trump right now.
	We'll be able to tell probably in just a few minutes if that resulted in a victimization.
	Well, the reason I say is because we're looking for some bellwethers, right?
	We're looking for some trends here.
	And I believe Pennsylvania is the swing state or Midwestern state with the highest Jewish voting percentage.
	I believe it's over 800,000.
	So I don't know if we can have some analysts look into the makeup of those communities, but I'd be willing to bet, again, Donald Trump doesn't need to win.
	Right, the Jewish-American vote.
	He doesn't need to win the Hispanic vote.
	I'm sure he does in some counties.
	He did in Florida.
	But he just needs to have enough of them crossing over.
	And if we look into those counties, I bet you if we cross-reference that with the percent of the population that are Jewish or Hispanic, it'll give us some answers.
	And then maybe we could look at putting that over Pennsylvania as we make some predictions.
	Yeah, I think so.
	We'll get some people on those numbers right now and get them to you as soon as we have something on that.
	But yeah, that trend makes sense.
	Okay, and the second question that I have is, you don't have to answer me, but go to one of our interns.
	Why do you look so much better than all of us laying the brain?
	Just let them know, and whatever they're doing for you, we'll have them do for us.
	We'll check back in.
	I'll be back later.
	Alright, thank you very much.
	much.
	People at work, everybody.
	By the way, I guarantee you we're going to get some interesting numbers on that.
	I bet you that's a big reason those.
	Up plus seven, up, did you say plus nine in one?
	A lot of it was an 18-point swing.
	An 18-point swing?
	It was an 18-point swing from 2020.
	He could win Florida by over a million votes.
	Shouldn't he?
	Right now.
	Gosh, that's insane.
	Can we run some numbers the last time a Republican won Florida by over a million votes?
	If there's one state that he should crush, it seems like that one.
	Yeah, but Florida used to be the state that kind of went back and forth.
	Florida was a swing state.
	No, I know.
	Used to be.
	So I just didn't think it would go that far over.
	I mean, I don't know what you guys may have been saying.
	I think it's a Hispanic vote.
	And the Middle East thing is...
	It could be.
	I don't know.
	Again, I'm not familiar with how many Middle Eastern people are there in those counties.
	But I do know there's a lot of Jewish Americans there.
	Well, that's what I'm saying.
	They don't like the way the Dems are handling...
	Well, the funny thing is, but you still, you also get far more Arab Americans who are going over to Trump.
	Yes.
	We sat in Dearborn.
	Give me three of them.
	That's a huge sign.
	Even if he doesn't solve it in that cesspool of filth and sadness where dreams go to die, which is the Middle East, he's bringing Jews and Arabs together in America.
	This guy that blew himself up in Hamas had a Trump hat on yesterday.
	Didn't he, really?
	That's weird.
	That's what his pager said.
	It said, MAGA, BITCH! What?
	Brrra!
	Brrra!
	Don't forget to take your Flintstone chewables.
	I thought I did.
	Oh no!
	It's a trick!
	Isn't Palm Beach filthy rich?
	Oh no.
	Am I confused?
	No, Palm Beach is.
	I think Palm Beach includes West Palm Beach as far as the county.
	It does, right?
	But still, to gain that much in that county, and again...
	It shows how much things have changed over the last, I don't know how many years.
	That would be Republican country years and years ago, right?
	Well, it was, but they were saying they gained it by, I don't have the numbers.
	If you could have them there, Gerald, by somewhere, the summary of how many percentage points the swing.
	Can we have that so we can just have it up to ready?
	Yeah, in those counties.
	On that one, it was, I was listening, it went from 18, I seriously, I was...
	Come on.
	I've been paying attention.
	I just regurgitated shit I was right about.
	18 down to 1, because Kamala's still up by 1.
	Right.
	But it was 18 that Biden won by, something like that.
	Yeah.
	No, I think that if they look into those numbers, it'll be pretty much the Hispanic vote and the Jewish-American vote that would be the reason for that giant swing.
	Well, who else is there?
	Some states.
	You want to call some states?
	Okay, let's call some states.
	It's time to make some state calls.
	St.
	Louis.
	Damn it, I wasn't ready.
	Do it now.
	You've got to be ready.
	Do it now.
	All right.
	See, I think you guys think this is a prop.
	You don't realize how amateur silver is.
	No, I tried to pick it up.
	I'm like, holy shit.
	Someone's going to die.
	It's like that phone in The Godfather they passed around.
	All right.
	So we are calling some states right now.
	Are any of them swing states?
	Well, one of them used to be.
	Maine!
	Which one?
	Is it Florida?
	We're going to do...
	So, this is all for Donald Trump.
	We've got Alabama.
	Alabama called for Donald J. Trump.
	How many?
	Nine electoral votes.
	Florida, there are 30 electoral votes.
	Missouri, 10 electoral votes.
	Oklahoma, 7.
	Tennessee, 11.
	All for Donald Trump.
	All for Donald Trump.
	I don't know.
	Do we have Donald Trump calling Florida?
	I'm looking.
	I'm looking.
	We have so many of him calling.
	We have so many of Donald Trump calling different states.
	Did we do Florida?
	I don't know if we do a Florida, but right now someone needs to let us...
	Just to give you an idea how little on CNN... Just bring it up right now.
	It's asking us, are you still watching CNN? No!
	Nobody cares!
	Really quickly, and then I know we've got Bongino.
	We have states that we're going to be calling for Kamala.
	D.C., free electoral votes, Massachusetts 11, and Maryland 10.
	I know, and that's your home state.
	It's okay.
	We can shit all over it.
	Nothing good has come out of there since the movie The Town.
	CNN, we beat you again.
	Oh, hey, Mr.
	Late to the Party, CNN. Oh, CNN's calling Florida.
	We don't have Donald Trump calling Florida tonight.
	No.
	We do not.
	Because it wasn't a swing state, and we brought him in.
	We were paying him hourly.
	You have any idea how expensive Donald Trump is hourly?
	Especially at 2 a.m.
	That's crazy.
	Yes.
	Remember this?
	Florida.
	Think about it.
	I remember when Al Gore was bitching about Florida and wanted a recount.
	They're not going to want to recount it now.
	So I do want those numbers from Mission Control.
	The last time someone won Florida by, let's say, a million votes, because that's indicative tonight, if you can feel some momentum there.
	Florida was a swing state for a reason.
	Florida does have a pretty diverse makeup.
	Florida has, obviously, a lot of Hispanic voters.
	Florida has a lot of older people as well as younger.
	Florida has military people.
	Florida does have quite a few black voters as well.
	So the The reason that Florida used to often be a swing state, it would go back and forth.
	It's more red than most swing states.
	I believe Barack Obama won Florida both times.
	At least one.
	And Donald Trump has won it consistently since then, but Al Gore was right within that margin.
	Obviously with Kerry it wasn't.
	I think DeSantis had something to do with it.
	I'm sure DeSantis did.
	But coming, his profile going up.
	Yep.
	Do we have Bongino ready to go?
	Yes.
	I see his stream.
	We're going to join while they're live.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	And then after we bring up Bongino, then what?
	Don't forget the wonderful new guys we brought in, the sponsors.
	Well, thank you.
	When you talked to Dan.
	Oh, yeah.
	No, I remember.
	Well, yeah.
	But, yeah, we do have...
	They came in last minute because they were very excited, and I was very familiar with them.
	Jacked Up Fitness.
	For people who don't know, I bought a home gym...
	It will remain nameless, but there are only three home gyms in the world that have a free squat rack, also have a Smith machine, and also have a cable machine, so you can have everything that you want but can fit into a garage space, and there are three in the world that also have the Smith machine being pin selectorized, meaning you don't need to add plates, because where I moved, where I have a place and I have a little spot for a gym, but it's not enough room to stack the plates on.
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	When they said we want to sponsor the show, I said, wait, wait, you're the guys who have the Evolution Power Rack, right?
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	I said, oh, I I can tell people out there it's the best home gym you can possibly buy because I cheaped out and I got one with a 25% off discount at a big box store and it sucked.
	I lost $500 in the deal because I paid to have it returned and I had to TaskRabbit a bastard to disassemble it just because I hated it so much.
	You called me and you were like, dude, do they want to be a sponsor of the show or are we asking them because I don't want to get my hopes up.
	Like, tell me what's going on.
	And you're like rapid fire texting me on a Friday.
	I'm like, shut up and leave me alone.
	They love us.
	Yes.
	We have a time lapse of us.
	We reassembled our entire office gym.
	I don't know if we have that here.
	Yeah, I got it.
	Do we have music or am I talking over it?
	I think there's music.
	Let's see.
	Well, let's bring it up and I can talk over it.
	Okay, now bring the music down.
	So our old gym...
	Bring it down.
	Our old gym, we had some of their competitors, but that's because we got it from a gym that closed down, so it was free, and I got them from a garage sale, and I said, hey, look, if you want us to do our upcoming videos this year, we're going to have a fitness challenge in the office, you know, as we lose weight in the new year.
	I said, you don't want some of this old equipment.
	They said, don't worry, we'll outfit it.
	We'll make sure that you have all of our equipment, and then they overdid it where we don't even have enough room for it.
	I'll take some of it.
	That's the girl on the Tennessee softball.
	Tim put this cut together, and he's like, oh, look, there's me squatting.
	Yes.
	I suggested the footage, and I didn't know if they would have.
	Was that you with 11 plates?
	But maybe it's something we can have a live camera go in there.
	And I'm not just saying...
	We're not 25.
	Guys, you know, if you go back to...
	I can squat more than Gerald.
	Shut up.
	He can.
	Sorry.
	Not when he was on steroids, unbeknownst to him in college.
	One second, I'm talking.
	I'm talking!
	I'm talking here!
	One thing I'm going to tell you is you can go back to 2008 and see any fitness advice that we've had in this show.
	It's very, very basic.
	Free weight should be the basic, but if you want a home gym where you will never have to upgrade, you don't have to worry about ever wanting anything more.
	You have a freestanding squat rack, you have a Smith machine, and it's easy to use because it's selectorized where you can get it done quickly, and a smooth cable pulley machine, and it's Fits into a corner where you don't have to go around the back.
	That was the problem I had too.
	Talk to Dan about it.
	Alright, fine.
	Let's bring on my...
	Well, you know what?
	You're my favorite guinea.
	Dan Bongino is like top nine.
	Let's bring on Dan Bongino.
	I love Dan.
	Everybody was regime controlled.
	And suddenly now you have the wild card of Twitter.
	We're joining their stream live.
	And even now Rumble, right?
	It's grown a ton.
	That's not Dan.
	So how does that play into the necessity of the Kamala team having a narrative control?
	Cancer will do that to you.
	I know.
	What does this happen?
	Dan Bondino had cancer.
	He got more hair.
	All right.
	There he is.
	It's actually something the State Department...
	That lady looks enthralled.
	She's on her phone.
	I know.
	I can't be bothered with these best.
	Chill, bud.
	Yelling at her husband.
	Or State Department media or these independent media that are working with intelligence services and why they've promoted censorship of the counter story and why they worked so hard to censor the 2020 election and used intelligence services effectively Is that a gold MAGA? It might be gold MAGA. Hey, it's Tim Walsh.
	No, you're not coming in yet, Megan.
	It's a gold MAGA hat?
	It doesn't count.
	Everyone has to customize things.
	They make them in different colors.
	Yeah, it's because of money.
	It's like, oh, I don't look good in blue.
	NFL, you can't see a team in the same uniform two weeks in a row.
	Yeah, you know, it's like, what's your commitment?
	No one looks good in bright red.
	And everybody's got an all-black version.
	Yeah, I know.
	It's just tiring.
	I thought they call it, like, they call it murdered out.
	Yeah.
	It's murdered out.
	It's black, everything.
	Murdered out.
	You ever see those cars now that are like that matte finish?
	It looks like an unfinished car?
	Oh, yeah.
	Georgia loves it.
	Oh, yeah.
	Well, I can guess.
	I had a girl that was matted out from Detroit.
	Is it Abby Phillips?
	Yes.
	No, is she pretty?
	Yeah.
	I think I'm just messing up their stream at this point.
	Do we want to...
	They probably didn't pot up our audio.
	Oh, okay.
	So do we want to go back to them?
	After Mike is done talking, they're going to come to us.
	Well, I'm sure he's a very nice man, but I'm here to speak with Dan.
	So we can...
	Well, I didn't ask you to speak with Mike.
	You can just listen to Mike.
	I don't want to listen to Mike.
	But why not?
	Because there's an entire team of people here who cost us millions of dollars right here who just called states.
	Hey guys, can we also create a master list of the states that we've called?
	That's one thing that would be good to bring up for the viewer right now along with...
	Let's go really quickly.
	Let's go to the electoral integrity map, the election integrity map.
	Let me know when it's working again from the DDoS attack, sons of bitches.
	I know, right?
	We're up right now, so...
	Oh, okay, great.
	So, election integrity map.
	Everyone out there, since it was DDoS, share it, share it, share it.
	Use it.
	It has everything that you could possibly want.
	Any of the maps you're using on CNN right now, these are the states that you can see we've called.
	We've called Florida.
	We've called Indiana.
	We've called Kentucky.
	I can't see all the states here.
	It would be nice if it had the acronyms for the states.
	West Virginia, Tennessee.
	West Virginia, Tennessee.
	The panhandle one.
	Alabama.
	Alabama.
	Oklahoma.
	Oklahoma.
	There you go.
	But I'm telling you, Florida is not usually called that early and certainly not by that much.
	I remember quite a few nights where we were staying up late for Florida.
	So that's momentum.
	That's momentum there.
	I'd be more impressed with Vermont.
	Yeah, I know.
	But they're a bunch of communists in Vermont.
	I mean, the only thing that we've seen right now, and obviously we'll go to Dan whenever Dan's ready for us, but the only thing that we've seen right now that's kind of this, okay, that's a big deal, is Florida, right?
	The number of votes that he's leading by in Florida is huge.
	Overall, even.
	I wouldn't expect Florida to win, but I'm saying up that much by those communities.
	That's what I'm saying.
	Outperforming what we thought.
	That's the kind of thing that we're going to look for.
	And can you take Florida and put it somewhere else and have the exact same results?
	Yes.
	No, not necessarily, but it is a good indicator of how people are showing up to vote.
	Right.
	We'll see.
	I think he's going to flip California.
	Shut up.
	You just like to be an agent of chaos.
	I do.
	It's good for the show.
	It is good for the show.
	I'd like the home gym, by the way.
	Really?
	Yes, I would.
	I asked you beforehand and you said, I don't have any room.
	I don't.
	Couldn't you bill me something?
	No.
	You got that kind of stuff.
	Not yet!
	Hold on, is he...
	You know it!
	Let's not discuss it!
	Alright, here we go.
	Alright, Mr.
	Bongino.
	Oh, one more question.
	Alright.
	Come on!
	little bit let's hear the question they didn't use the gao transition team which screwed them over last time they absolutely knew they were going to get effed on that one and they said no more briefings because you know what's going to happen we're going to you're going to brief us and you're going to use it as an interrogation and you're going to accuse us of leaking very very smart move julie it absolutely is we Because now we know, I mean, these are the same people, Lisa Monaco, Avril Haines, who is the director of national intelligence.
	These are the same people who were there in 2016.
	They're definitely going to set Trump up.
	He's already been president.
	He doesn't need to be, you know, lured in by Avril Haines or Lisa Monaco or anyone at DHS or any of these agencies under the ruse of transition.
	I think it's because they're listening to people like you guys who are now warning them that, hey man, this is like, these are not, I'm sorry, but a lot of these people are not home team.
	But Mike, on that GAO thing, that was smart, wasn't it?
	Yeah, no, it was.
	And to what you guys were talking about, you know, there's really no intelligence lost in the failure to have some of these briefings.
	The fact is, is they have suffered so much reputational damage, the analyst wings of...
	Guys, bring it down really quickly.
	Should we check back in?
	Are they having some technical issues from their side with crossing the streams?
	Well, they're basically just checking the audio on us so we needed to be able to speak so they can hear us now.
	Oh, so I should have been speaking so that they know.
	So we should sort of have been speaking.
	They just couldn't hear us for a second.
	Can they hear us now?
	I believe that they're able to hear us now.
	They can hear us on that end.
	They'll put us through to that.
	Because this is riveting.
	I know.
	All right, you guys ready?
	Yeah.
	Is this going to be the biggest crossover in the history?
	Oh, no.
	That wasn't us.
	Did they kill our...
	It was going to, but then they just killed their own audio.
	We killed the audio for us.
	Hey, let the record...
	We are 3-0 on technical issues on the call.
	We have had it right.
	Dan, you can hear us, but now we can't hear you.
	Can you say something, brother?
	I can hear you.
	I got a little double feed.
	I got a little double feed.
	We got it.
	We did it.
	Steve, I feel like we should have Dora the Explorer in boots in here.
	We did it.
	We did it.
	We have very little expectations.
	You have a monster stream tonight, blowing it up for Rumble, as always.
	I think we're taking over the interwebs.
	You know, I asked you the other day, man, are moments like this, like, I'd rather be us than old school cable news on nights like this.
	I mean, I know they have that legacy thing, but it's kind of clear that this is the future and that's kind of a dying brand, isn't it?
	Well, yes.
	And if you could line up all the peckers in the world, it still wouldn't be enough for them to eat.
	I hope that that doesn't offend people on your street.
	But, I will tell you this.
	It's quite a visual.
	Being my ninth Being my ninth favorite guinea.
	And you know, I prune that list regularly.
	I'm very glad to share it with you.
	You tell me that every time.
	Turn me up a little bit.
	We actually were the people watching our stream know we were subject to DDoS attacks for the election integrity map that people can follow right now.
	We've made some calls to states before even CNN or those folks have.
	It's going to get wild and wooly with the swing states, but we're not relying on them at all.
	And like we said, we'll make that available to you.
	I also wanted to...
	By the way, Jacked Up Fitness, people can go to GetJackedUp.com.
	They told us that you were using their gym.
	We just showed a time lapse.
	I lost this audio.
	Oh, son of a bitch.
	What is going...
	You lost my...
	Wait, hold on.
	Don't panic.
	It's just like, don't fix it in a second.
	But I heard you say jacked up.
	Okay, I got you back.
	All right.
	No, I was saying that we just brought them on as a sponsor last minute, and I heard that you've been using them quite a bit.
	You know, Don from Jacked Up Fitness is here.
	Hey, Don!
	Don!
	Don!
	So Steve Crowder just gave you a big shout-out.
	The owner of the company is legit here.
	So Jacked Up Fitness, Steve Crowder, you know, he works out.
	So Don's right here, Steve.
	He's like right in front of him.
	Steve just said that you're doing the Steven Crowder show now.
	There's Don.
	Look at this, Don.
	This is for you, Don.
	And Steve, Steve is not a fatty.
	Like, Steve, you can't bring on fatties for a company like that, correct?
	No.
	You can't be like, Go use Jacked Up Fitness.
	The product is great.
	And you're dropping like four or five hundred beans on the scale.
	No, no, no, no.
	It just doesn't work.
	I lost eight pounds in 12 hours, though, because of the stomach flu from hell.
	I have a throw-up bucket right next to me.
	Really?
	Yes, tonight, right next to me.
	He says he lost eight pounds with your equipment.
	By the way, hey, Steve, he says he's got, I love the machine personally, but Don says he's got a super duper machine coming out now.
	I said, bro, I want an upgrade.
	You send that freaking machine over my house stat.
	He wants things like 8,000 pounds a week, send that thing over to my crib, brother.
	Yes, well, we'll make sure.
	And by the way, I didn't realize this.
	Everyone was horrified, just for people who know, because we just called some states so we can talk shop.
	When you came in, I always speak when I shouldn't, and you came in and I knew that you had had, obviously, cancer and beaten it.
	And I didn't remember, but my producer said, I can't believe the first thing you said to Dan was, wow, cancer looks good on you.
	I was like, I don't remember saying that, but I thought it was a compliment.
	That was cool, bro.
	Yeah, because...
	What do you think?
	I'm like Captain Sensitivity?
	Do I look like the kind of guy who gives a shit?
	This is why we get along so well.
	Almost nothing you could say that would offend me, brother, at all.
	I know where your heart is.
	You're a good dude.
	So wait, let's talk some shop here, though.
	You've got a whole team back there.
	Give me your overall kind of, I hate the bird's eye view, whatever.
	Give me the macro.
	I'm feeling pretty freaking amazing right now, but I don't want to pop any champagne corks yet.
	The numbers are terrible for Kamala Harris.
	What's your team telling you?
	So we just got some numbers here that actually are pretty interesting as far as Florida.
	Now, here's the thing.
	To a lot of young people watching right now, they don't realize that we used to stay up late, right, just to hear the results from Florida.
	So people are taking for granted that Florida's not really a swing state.
	But we have the numbers.
	I think Gerald has them in front of me.
	There was an 18-point swing.
	Was it Miami-Dade or was it Palm Beach?
	Gerald will come in.
	Miami-Dade 2020, Biden won that 7.3.
	Trump is leading by 11 right now.
	These numbers can change a little bit right now.
	Broward, Biden won by 29 points.
	Harris is only up by 20.
	Palm Beach, Kamala is up 0.7.
	Biden won that by 12.
	These numbers are massive shifts in those counties.
	And I think a big reason for it, you know, in Florida, you look, there's a huge percentage of Jewish Americans, obviously, voting, and the Hispanic Americans.
	And Donald Trump doesn't need to win those demographics.
	He just needs to peel off enough people, which is what I think we're seeing.
	And so we're going to have our analysts there sort of lay over, you know, sort of put these over Pennsylvania with the biggest, obviously, of the swing states, Jewish voting election base.
	I believe it's 800,000.
	So if we're seeing that, you know, it could be actually a pretty early night.
	Again, we don't want to count any chickens before they hatch.
	Is it eggs before they hatch?
	Chickens?
	Chickens before they hatch.
	But the numbers are not looking good for Kamala.
	Of course, the caveat there is outright theft.
	We know that.
	Yeah, but I think that's good you have Gerald there.
	We love Gerald.
	Gerald's like a big wine guy.
	He sent me a bottle, and usually when people say they're going to send you a bottle of wine, Steve, they send you some cheapo or something.
	Not Gerald.
	Gerald sent me like the high-end.
	I almost felt bad.
	I felt like sending him a check.
	I was like, damn, bro, you know your wine.
	So we love Gerald.
	But it makes the Trump strategy, I mentioned this earlier in the show, I'd love to get your thoughts on it, sound like it's pretty genius.
	You can see at the end, if you notice all the visits they made, they were not abandoning the West Coast, Arizona, they went out there, but they focused heavily on Pennsylvania, North Carolina, and Georgia because of what you just said.
	They're terrified of another late night ballot drop, this thing dragging 0-2 in the morning, and they know if they run up the score on the East Coast that there's simply no freaking math.
	If he wins PA, North Carolina, and Georgia, there's simply no math for her to win.
	I thought the strategy was genius.
	Yeah, the only problem is Pennsylvania, of course, are saying, oh, it might take them, what is it, four years to count the votes into the next election.
	But it may not matter if we're looking at the percentages.
	Again, we have a team here where we can look at the margins.
	Even if Donald Trump doesn't win, let's say, Virginia or New Hampshire.
	But if it's within, let's say, New Hampshire, two points.
	If it's within five points in Virginia, that gives you some pretty good ideas, some indicators as far as momentum in these states can be called early.
	So we have some people here who are looking at some numbers that may often be overlooked.
	I think that's why we have the biggest stream right now in the world, because they really are working hard back there to provide some of this data.
	CNN is not having a good night tonight.
	We know, look, this could go either way, but I think people have good reason to feel pretty confident.
	It doesn't change that, hey, if you are out there in the West Coast where the polls have not closed, not that I'm going to change anyone's mind right now.
	Make sure you vote.
	If you're somewhere where the polling stations weren't working in the extended voting hours, make sure you get everyone there who could have possibly missed voting.
	But yeah, there are a lot of good indicators that we see tonight.
	And we just talked about, too, I don't know, but Rumble Premium, we just launched tonight, where Mug Club is Rumble Premium.
	Donald Trump Jr.
	is going to be on there, and they're adding content where Mug Club is now officially Rumble Premium.
	It's all one umbrella, and I know that you obviously have been on Rumble for a very long time.
	You're their top dog because you bet on them when no one was.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I heard about it.
	I love Rumble.
	I met that guy, Chris, once.
	You know him?
	I think he runs a company or something.
	We had coffee once or twice.
	No, I love Rumble.
	We are really ecstatic to have you on Rumble Premium.
	I mean, you are one of the biggest live streamers in the world, not just the United States.
	And as I said, Steve, you know, it is the future.
	It is unquestionably the future.
	Let me get your opinion on some of these West, let's move out West a little bit.
	Yeah.
	You know, Michigan, Wisconsin, Arizona.
	What's your team telling you?
	Evita Duffy's next to me.
	She knows Wisconsin politics well.
	Her dad was a congressman there for a long time.
	Evita's a little concerned about Wisconsin.
	I'm not knee deep in Wisconsin politics, but what are you thinking?
	Well, the best part about Wisconsin is that it has 49 of the drunkest counties out of the top 50.
	So, that's always fun no matter what.
	They're going to have a good time.
	That's pretty awesome.
	I have said since the beginning, right, of this election, that I think Wisconsin is more likely than Michigan.
	Being someone who has relatives in both Wisconsin and Michigan, having spent a good portion of my life in Michigan, just because of the corruption, you know, in Michigan.
	You know, one thing people don't like to acknowledge, McCarthy was right.
	When he talked about communists, when he talked about spies, he was right about them infiltrating institutions, namely Academia, Hollywood, but also the unions in the United States.
	And that's why when you look at, for example, the Teamsters, when you look at the actual percentage of the members of the union who are overwhelmingly supporting Donald Trump, what happens is you have union leadership just sit it out, because they are not looking to do the will of their actual members, right?
	It's really about those in charge.
	As far as Wisconsin...
	I think that Wisconsin is more inherently conservative than Michigan outside of Milwaukee and Madison.
	I'm interested to hear why Evita is less confident.
	I'm not super confident in either of those states, but I do think that Wisconsin is more likely than Michigan.
	But I'd be curious to hear Evita's thoughts and if she thinks that Michigan is more likely.
	Oh, one second.
	People, Michigan is more likely.
	Sorry, I'm sorry.
	We didn't get your microphone there.
	I'm sorry, Evita.
	Can you go one more time?
	Can you hear me now?
	Yes, ma'am.
	No, what I meant is that I think Milwaukee is a little more prone to cheating.
	That's what I'm saying.
	I think it's a little insecure.
	They're having to recount already in Milwaukee.
	There were a lot of discrepancies in 2020.
	I'm not worried about the people of Wisconsin.
	I love the people of Wisconsin.
	I'm worried about the process.
	You know what?
	It's funny that you say that.
	Yeah, I think you kind of echo the same.
	You just said the same thing.
	You kind of echoed the same sentence.
	About Michigan.
	Yeah, about Michigan.
	But in Michigan, they just made it too big for people to understand there was a cheat.
	Like, for example, I didn't live in Michigan for a very long time in the last election.
	But I received a ballot to my old address, and it just said that it was processing.
	And I had no way to confirm whether it was actually filled out or not.
	And by the way, I checked on relatives in Michigan.
	Same thing, who I know did vote, and it just said processing.
	And there was no way to confirm, at least as the ballots were being counted.
	So, yes, I hear you in Milwaukee, Avita.
	But I would ask you, you know, because you're the state that had Scott Walker, by the way.
	Not really a rhino.
	Someone who was pretty conservative was looked at for the national stage.
	We haven't had that in Michigan in quite a while.
	The state legislature kind of goes back and forth.
	But the entire system in Michigan is corrupt because of Wayne County.
	And not only that, but you can see it in Grand Rapids.
	You certainly see it even in northern Michigan areas like Traverse City, which basically is San Francisco of the north.
	Exactly what you're saying about Wisconsin, I'm not as familiar with, is exactly why I feel that Michigan would be hard.
	Not because of the people, though, a little bit because of the people, but because of the union strongholds.
	Look, in Michigan, we talked about this, we just had a Chinese exchange student who voted, asked for their ballot back, and they found out this person was a non-citizen, but the vote will still count.
	And in Michigan, you don't actually have to provide proof of citizenship, you just sign an affidavit.
	And where is Michigan on the drop boxes?
	Because I know Wisconsin has them all over the place now.
	Our Supreme Court said it's okay.
	So does Michigan allow that too?
	I don't know what the recent rulings have been, but I do know that they have allowed them in the past.
	Again, these things are kind of fluid right now with them going up and down in the courts.
	But, you know, Michigan is that state where you had that famous graph, right?
	And you had the red wagons come in with votes, and you had people board up the precincts with Bristol boards.
	So if it's as bad in Wisconsin, they weren't as flagrant.
	Like, they didn't even try and hide it in Michigan.
	So maybe they just do a better job of hiding it in Wisconsin.
	But I think it's the same thing.
	What you're saying, the people and the representation, there's a pretty big divide.
	And you're probably more in tune with Wisconsin, but same thing with Michigan.
	I know so many people who would vote for Donald Trump.
	It's definitely close, but you don't always see that in those national elections.
	Steve, I'll let you run after this question and continue to dominate with the live stream.
	Rumble loves you.
	I love you.
	You've been a good friend to me.
	Georgia right now does not look good for Kamala Harris.
	Now, again, it depends on what portion of the state.
	There could be some urban vote.
	There could be some...
	We don't really know, but 55% of the voters, we have a good sample size.
	Donald Trump is at this point is up pretty handily in Georgia.
	This doesn't look good again for Kamala Harris.
	What's your team telling you about Georgia?
	Because like I said, if Pennsylvania, Georgia, North Carolina go our way handily, there's just no math for her.
	Well, there's math for her if she wins Wisconsin, Michigan and Pennsylvania.
	But, you know, yeah, it's certainly a good start.
	And that's why we thought if we look at the East Coast, we're looking for some other indicators like in Virginia, like in New Hampshire to see where that margin is.
	But actually, Gerald, I believe, has an update right now on Georgia from our real time data analyst.
	I asked for a trend in Georgia right now, just so we could see it.
	So 48% statewide counted.
	DeKalb is not reported yet.
	But Trump, of the last dump in the last hour, he's received 57.2% of the vote.
	So going forward, as these dumps come in, that number that he needs to win is going down.
	So 46% of the outstanding vote is all he needs to win in Georgia right now.
	So that's something that we will track over time.
	It is heading down.
	It was 47.7%.
	Now it's 46%.
	So as these dumps come in, Trump is getting a large share, and it's cutting the number he needs of whatever's remaining to actually be able to win.
	So the trend is good in Georgia right now.
	Yes, and we're providing right now...
	Sorry, I'm losing my voice.
	This is from all the acidic vomit the last two days.
	No joke, where I was worried about my vocal cords cheaping up.
	We actually have an exclusive graph that we're providing to the audience so they can see what percentage of the remaining dumps Donald Trump knows, so they can see that go down in real time.
	Like you said, it's a very good trend for Donald Trump.
	It's not a deadlock, but if you look at Georgia...
	And you look at North Carolina, if he wins those, and of course Florida was called very early.
	And you look at the margins in some of those eastern states.
	He doesn't have to win them.
	For example, in a place like New York, I think he only needs to be within 16.
	I think only losing it by 16.
	And that would put him, really, with the last Republican to win, I believe it was George H.W. Bush in 1988, who came that close to New York.
	So we're looking at some of these numbers.
	I think you're right.
	Hopefully we just helped undergird your gut feeling in some of the numbers.
	But we have guys getting very...
	They're nerds back there, Dan.
	They're real nerds.
	Steve, listen, man, again, I'll let you roll, but what I'm feeling right now and what I want to say, I'm kind of holding inside because I don't want to get out ahead of myself, but in 2016, you know Dan Horowitz over at Conservative Review?
	Do you know Dan at all?
	Yeah.
	He has his own podcast, but yeah, well, Dan and I, we kind of got into it.
	I mean, friendly.
	It's not like we were doing jujitsu or anything, but we kind of got into it a little bit because I was running in 2016 for Congress and I was knocking on doors.
	And I saw it.
	I saw like all these people with yard signs who weren't on my knock list.
	And they were like, oh yeah, I never vote.
	That's why I'm not on your knock list.
	I'm just voting for Trump.
	And I said, man, this guy's going to win.
	And I had that feeling.
	I'm sensing it this time too.
	I mean, the big mo, I don't know what the hell you call it, but you just know like in a fight, anything from like jujitsu to someone else, when the momentum's on your side, you can feel it.
	I want to be Trump right now.
	I sure as hell don't want to be Kamala.
	No, I think that's a good read, and if you guys want to look at some of these details, it's free for anyone, theelectionintegritymap.com.
	You can check it out where we're providing data that they're not providing in a lot of these other places.
	So your gut is right, and the numbers that you have are reflected when you get even deeper into the numbers.
	So you're not wrong, but what you're feeling is probably a result of the blue chews.
	So let's keep that to a minimum.
	Steve, we love you, man.
	At Rumble, you're amazing.
	So, really, you guys have been an absolute champion for freedom of speech.
	We're so glad to have you.
	Rumble Premium Mug Club moved over.
	It's awesome.
	Thanks, brother.
	We really appreciate it.
	Gerald, send me another bottle.
	Got you covered.
	He's got you covered.
	I got you covered.
	Love that guy.
	He'll send you a bottle.
	He'll send me a box of Franzia.
	Dan Bongino.
	Go, go, go.
	I'm not lying.
	I forgot to take into account the throwing up and how that affects your vocal cords.
	What?
	You want to celebrate now?
	Why?
	Do we have another state to call?
	Yes, we have a state to call, but over 556,000 live concurrent.
	That breaks a record.
	We have never done anything that big, guys.
	Are we sure?
	You're just getting started.
	We are sure.
	It's early.
	We are sure, baby.
	We just beat 2020.
	It's early.
	Two and a half hours in.
	Well, here, I want to do something.
	Nick, if you need to grab a break or if you need to, I want to bring in Lane the Brain with some of those graphs so we can show them what it is because we haven't shown that yet.
	And by the way, you still have Dan's feet up there so you guys might want to close it because I'm still watching him.
	So we can bring if you, yeah, I would assume, sorry, I know we haven't done a commercial break yet.
	We've been going for what?
	We've been going.
	Two and a half hours?
	Yeah.
	Two and a half hours?
	Go ahead, Nick.
	And by the way, as you go out, let me plug your...
	This Saturday night.
	This Saturday.
	Tumwa, Iowa.
	The Bridgeview Center Theater.
	And look, Donald Trump Jr.
	told you, Dan Bongino will tell you, OG, funniest man alive.
	If you want your side...
	Okay, this is the greatest endorsement I could give him.
	I would not chance going to see him live with my stomach flu.
	And there's not a hint of hyperbole.
	Because I would lose friends.
	It's uncontrollable laughter.
	So go see him this Saturday, November 9th.
	Hey, you're supporting Donald Trump tonight.
	Go out, support live comedy.
	Nick, go take a bathroom break and we'll bring in Lane the Brain.
	Yeah, baby.
	Alright, thank you, sir.
	We appreciate it.
	And then eventually I'll get a break where I'll eat some saltines.
	I'm not sure that we're going to be able to make that happen ever.
	But we'll get around to it.
	So please, everyone out there, share.
	If you're on X, share.
	If you're on Rumble, share.
	If you're on YouTube, like, share.
	And then go to Rumble.
	It's already number one in the world.
	Just show the rest of the world why you bet right, why you tuned in here tonight.
	No one is going to do it better tonight than we are.
	We are going to have up-to-the-minute data and a more granular look at data.
	Do we want to go people at work, or do we want Lane the Brain?
	Lane's going to come in.
	He needs just a couple minutes to grab some stuff and come in.
	We do have Russell Brand in about 15 minutes.
	I mean, I'm glad, but I don't know when I'm going to get a break.
	And we have another state to call.
	We have another state to call?
	Right now?
	Right now.
	All right, it's time to call.
	I hope you got this, Toolman.
	No.
	I was preparing a fucking break.
	Son of a bitch.
	Language.
	We're bringing in people.
	This isn't just that basement pocket.
	We're bringing in people from CNN and Fox Business, for God's sake.
	I'm going to murder Gerald.
	All right.
	Let's call a state.
	People are hopping over from Neil Cavuto.
	All right.
	And by the way, before we call it getjackedup.com, I'll...
	I'm telling you, the Evolution is the best home gym money can buy.
	I'm not just saying that when they called.
	I was already familiar with it.
	It's the best out there.
	Alright, we are calling a state right now!
	South Carolina's nine electoral votes go to Donald Trump.
	We don't have Donald Trump calling all the states, but all the swing states.
	He can't do all the states, but Tim is more concerned about going to a break than winning.
	Yeah, I know.
	We were just talking about a break for the past five minutes.
	I got my hopes up, too.
	Okay, all right.
	Well, hey, if you guys want to take a break, if you guys want to take a break, will I talk with, well, because Tim probably needs a break.
	Okay, Toolman probably needs a break.
	He pees in a bucket.
	He's fine.
	I just feel like we got momentum going.
	We have momentum.
	I don't want to lose the momentum.
	Stay with us.
	So are we taking a break or no?
	No, no, we're not going to take a break.
	Are we taking a break?
	We're not taking a break, are we?
	No.
	No, we're not taking a break.
	We're going straight through, baby.
	We're not going straight through.
	I called you, baby.
	Wow.
	He hates it when I say stuff like that.
	That's fine.
	And I appreciate it.
	I'm definitely playing the flu game tonight.
	All right.
	Well, we'll get Lane in here.
	Yeah, we'll get Ginger Snap in here.
	We'll get Ginger Snap in here to give us some updates.
	And hopefully we have those numbers on the...
	Oh, you want to call another state?
	Okay.
	Well, you know what?
	Just hit the finger just so we have it.
	Let's call another state.
	I wasn't ready for it.
	There we go.
	Brought to you by Noble Gold Thames.
	Thank you guys very much for your support.
	I'm so glad they sent me silver because it's such a better weapon.
	It is.
	You throw the gold coin at somebody, you're just going to irritate them.
	If they throw the gold at somebody, it's like what you do with a stripper you hate.
	Oh, gee.
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	Oh, shoot.
	That went behind the couch.
	That's real gold.
	That's worth quite a bit.
	Lenny's already grabbed it.
	Five or six hundred bucks.
	All right.
	Arkansas.
	Arkansas.
	Six electoral votes going to Donald Trump.
	Whoa!
	There we go.
	He's at 105 now total, I believe.
	105.
	And by the way, everyone watching...
	We must have beat Reuters.
	All of this is being updated, the electionintegritymap.com.
	So you see all the states called, you see all the electoral votes, but you also see any foul play going on, which right now this is the Reuters map, I believe.
	Are we still up?
	Is our map or are we still hitting those DDoS attacks?
	I will check back and forth.
	Boy, did that happen immediately.
	I mean, like five seconds into it, jerks.
	It's not a good sign.
	No, it's not.
	Oh my gosh.
	All right.
	Well, the good news is we're providing, if you can't access it, you can access us right here where we're giving you all the data.
	See, nothing up our sleeves.
	We're letting you know exactly what is going on.
	We have all the data that these news agencies have, only they don't really necessarily want to tell you.
	So North Carolina right now on CNN, they're saying...
	Oh, that closed.
	That was a much bigger gap a minute ago.
	So it's only 14% of the people are polls.
	Yeah, only 14% in North Carolina.
	Well, it depends on which districts are coming in.
	Do you want Lane in the red chair here or out there?
	Well, we can have them in here in the red chair.
	Come on in.
	And while we do that, we have to do the switch.
	So we did the election night, 10% off the entire store.
	Right now, we're going to go to the merch promo number two.
	I'll probably change shirts.
	I'll probably do a quick break before Russell Brand.
	Yeah, and then we'll change those shirts.
	And then I'll change shirts.
	Yes, I love that.
	I have to grab one of these ginger cheeses because I was this close to throwing up.
	Perfect.
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	And I'm not going to scare you guys because the truth is so many of you have overwhelmingly supported us where we will be here for the next election where we didn't know before this morning.
	But this guarantees the more you go to CrowderShop or the more you sign up for Rumble Premium, Guess what?
	Guarantees that we can do more stuff with the undercover unit.
	Guarantees we can bring more people in.
	Guarantees what?
	Undercover unit.
	Do we have something right now?
	Yes, we do.
	Alright, so we have some undercover footage right now.
	Hold on a second.
	I'm going to have to chew my ginger thing so I don't throw up.
	So I'll just kind of set it up.
	So the polls have closed in Philadelphia, obviously.
	So the ballots are being moved from drop boxes around the city.
	And we actually have eyes on them from one of the, I believe, one of our journalists is going to follow the ballots.
	And so we've got some footage of that right now.
	We have some footage right now.
	This is exclusive.
	Do we have an exclusive?
	Do we have a stand or no?
	You got a lot of stingers.
	I could find one.
	Alright, this is exclusive to us right now live.
	This is someone following the...
	Explain it again, Gerald, because again, I'm kind of flying blind.
	They're gathering up all the votes.
	They're following the trucks as they are gathering the votes from the drop boxes to make sure no shenanigans happen.
	They have footage of that.
	No shenanigans yet, but we have eyes on it.
	Okay, let's see some of that footage.
	Oh, it looks like a damn monster movie.
	They're gathering up the boxes.
	Which, by the way, that's my favorite place to put the fate of the free world is in a box with hourly workers.
	I don't think that's a good idea.
	Hey, when's lunch?
	That's what he's saying.
	How many more are we going to move?
	He sounds like the tall one in the Flintstones.
	Boss, I'm moving the drop box, boss.
	And there's some small one who's like, I told you to quit talking.
	Okay, boss.
	That's what I do.
	Whenever I do it for my son, I do that voice and, hey, I told you, you talk too much, you get us in trouble, dummy!
	You hit him, it's great.
	Oh no, you can't do that.
	Sometimes.
	No, you don't.
	You gotta kick him.
	Just letting you know.
	You don't know what's real or what's not.
	I don't either because I have a fever.
	Okay, you'll be fine.
	We're going to bring in Lane the Brain.
	In two seconds.
	In two seconds.
	And then Russell Brand.
	We have Russell Brand coming on here.
	And by the way, what a conversion story.
	No kidding.
	Russell Brand.
	Russell Brand was out there who was pro-socialism for a long time.
	He had the Trues News where I used to give that guy so much crap because there were no conservatives on YouTube.
	And he had a channel that was pretty liberal.
	And it was all friendly.
	And now he's been baptizing people in his underwear.
	Yeah.
	Well, the underwear part's a little creepy.
	But nonetheless, listen, I had a conversation with him at the RNC. Legit faith.
	Yes.
	No, I know.
	Asking the right questions and talking through it.
	And it was private.
	It wasn't like people were around us and hearing it, so he wasn't doing it for anybody.
	It was great.
	I would love to have a conversation with him a little bit further about that.
	But we do have laying the brain.
	Laying the brain.
	Ginger snap.
	Let's bring him in.
	And get that mic where it needs to be.
	Ginger snap.
	I'm going to run to the bathroom.
	Now, what are you?
	Are you a Dapper Dan man?
	Pomade?
	No.
	There we go.
	We have to bring the mic up a little bit.
	And this is actually perfect for you because you get to show your godforsaken graph.
	We were going through it.
	These are good graphs.
	They are good graphs, but we were going through it beforehand and we were like, hold on a second, this might be confusing for people, but actually now it's pretty damn appropriate because we're talking about Georgia.
	Right.
	We have actually four states that we can kind of show, but if we go to Georgia first...
	Okay, let's bring up Georgia.
	So explain to people what it is.
	This is exclusive to everyone back there.
	Loud Earth Crowder.
	Exclusive to Mug Club.
	I keep saying that, but Rumble Premium and the work that you guys are doing.
	Tell people what it is that they're looking at right now.
	Yeah, so if you look at the red bar or the red bar on this graph, what that's showing is the amount of the percentage of the votes that have come in in the last whatever time period we're refreshing at.
	Hold on a second.
	I'm going to move the mic so that...
	because your good looks don't help you with mic control.
	There you go.
	I'm just going to move it so that way when you turn to me, look at this.
	That's jacked up.
	I've never been good at mics, as they say.
	Do they say that?
	I don't think anyone says that.
	They might.
	I think right now all the ladies are swooning in chat.
	Button up your shirt, you prick.
	I've seen premature babies.
	I've seen fatter, premature babies.
	Actually, hold on a second.
	You can unbutton it.
	We can adjust our white balance.
	All right.
	There we go.
	So, okay.
	So, sorry.
	You're bringing up the Georgia graph.
	Yes.
	So, on that graph, that red bar is showing the percentage of votes that Republicans have got of the last dump, however often we're refreshing.
	Usually about every hour we'll refresh this.
	And so, within the last dump...
	Republicans have gotten, or Trump has gotten 57.2% of those votes that just came in.
	So the gray bar is the remaining percentage of the vote that he needs to get, the share of the vote that he needs to get to win.
	Right.
	Of all the votes that are left, he now needs to win 46% of them to win the state.
	Right.
	So that's going down consistently, which is a good trend.
	So a good trend, you would see that gray bar continue to go down.
	Now, the reporting's still very early.
	There's only about 50% in, so if DeKalb comes in and there's a huge dump for Kamala, what you'll see is the red go down and the gray go up.
	So as long as you're seeing red up, gray down, that's a good trend.
	Great.
	And then, did you guys get those numbers on Florida?
	On the counties?
	Yeah, on the counties.
	Yeah, we did.
	We sent them in.
	They should be on air, actually.
	Oh, okay.
	I would imagine quite a pretty high Jewish voting population in some of those counties, and Hispanic, of course.
	Oh, with those, Sam is working right now very hard to get you the specific Jewish votes.
	We have the broad county range, but he's looking at the stuff right now.
	He's calling all of them.
	It's like three delis that haven't reported yet.
	But we actually have the graphic for PA, too, that you can pull up.
	Okay, let's bring up the graph for Pennsylvania.
	And again, this is exclusive.
	This is the kind of...
	Okay, so what we are seeing right now is the remaining percentage of the vote that Donald Trump would need to win.
	That's pretty high right there.
	It is, because what you're seeing here is these are all the early votes that are being counted.
	And we know Kamala, Kamala, who...
	I don't give a shit.
	She was coming in with a huge lead, but we know that that lead wasn't as big as they wanted it to be.
	So it looks bad, but the further we get into the counting, you should see the red start coming up, so he's going to get bigger and bigger proportions.
	Also, of course, the Amish vote isn't in yet.
	Yeah, I don't believe it is.
	And that's huge for Trump.
	Well, that's because Witness is on reruns on TBS. That's right, and they, what the hell?
	That's got to be like their, oh, you got to take the label off?
	Really, huh?
	Oh my gosh.
	And by the way, what we're talking about, we're talking about Pennsylvania.
	This is where the firewall, like we said, you're seeing that right there, the early votes was 409,000, but that's 91,000 short of what the Democrats needed.
	Correct.
	So that was entirely expected, and it's still short of what Democrats needed.
	So what they were saying earlier, a bunch of the news networks were reporting that to win the state, they would want Kamala to get 700,000 votes from Philadelphia County.
	Right.
	Which would be about 100,000 more than Joe Biden actually won.
	Right.
	So things are not...
	Again, I don't want to pop any champagne.
	You don't do that.
	But if you were looking for good trends, they're there.
	So...
	Yeah.
	Well, you know what else I really like?
	And this is no small thing.
	I thought you said Kamala, Kamala, I don't give a shit.
	The fact that you just said that on a stream that is many, many times bigger than CNN or Legacy Media is great.
	Because there, they say that's a racist trope.
	Of course.
	But the truth is...
	I just don't know because I don't care.
	No, exactly.
	I go back and forth.
	Kamala, Kamala, I don't care because she's a bitch.
	Oh, cum state.
	How's that sound?
	Yeah, come on now.
	Come on now.
	This is the biggest election stream of the century.
	If she was poor Indian, I might be slightly more interested.
	Yes, you might be slightly more interested because of the Asian fetish.
	Does that extend to Indians for you?
	I don't...
	Who likes the Asian ladies?
	Yeah, generally.
	Which, by the way, is the least creepy preference ever.
	I don't know if you know this, but a lot of the guys like the Asian ladies.
	Now, if you're a woman who likes Asian men, that's weird.
	I don't eat Asian broads.
	Again, I have a lot of Korean bread, so I'm going to abstain from that.
	Okay, you're going to abstain from that.
	Is there anything else that we need to know?
	No, but we'll be watching all the swing states, and we can come back in and give you updates on that whenever you want to.
	So, before, you know, you are always, and this is also why we love working with Laying the Brain and everyone we have here.
	We have brilliant researchers here.
	You have George the Greek.
	You do have, I mean, begrudgingly, Sam from HR does some great work.
	The Jewish research.
	Yes, the Jewish research.
	If I ask for a Holocaust stat, he is on it.
	Anything else that's like, you know, take it or leave it.
	Now, Stephen, you have to remember, these are the same people, though.
	Yeah.
	There's always some kind of factoid about the Holocaust.
	But, you know, I get it.
	It was a big deal to them.
	A bad one.
	Lane looks like somebody who was working in the Holocaust on the wrong side.
	Yes, he absolutely does.
	He looks like every fucking army guy.
	He looks like the page master version of Hitler Youth.
	Doesn't he?
	Like that Take On Me video.
	Take On Me.
	Hitler Youth, and it's just Lane.
	Lane's just about to do some meth and charge a city.
	Yes, exactly.
	Well, don't forget the morphine.
	Meth, morphine.
	What was I saying before that?
	Well, you're very cautiously optimistic.
	We really do try and call balls and strikes.
	Now, we let people know when it's our opinion.
	For example, our opinion, the country is going to be in serious decline for a period of time if Kamala Harris wins.
	We all agree on that.
	What is not a matter of opinion is what the numbers look like.
	Before we started tonight, and I've said this since the beginning, 65, 35, I've always thought, you know, Donald Trump, but by no means is it a lock.
	Today, you felt cautiously optimistic.
	Correct.
	Do you feel better, based on where we are right now, than when we started?
	I do.
	I just want to see numbers come in out of places like Atlanta, Detroit, and Philadelphia before I start getting too optimistic, because we've seen how that can really rain on a parade really quickly.
	Yes.
	That's where all the cheating goes on.
	Yeah.
	Yep.
	That's exactly right.
	That was what I was inferring, yeah.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Sorry, I wasn't paying attention.
	I was staring at your chest.
	You can bet on Polymarket if this stream will be taken down from YouTube, and if you're watching on YouTube, you should head on over to Rumble anyway.
	So a real quick interesting thing before I get out of here, on the Polymarket stuff...
	Oh, I thought it was going to be about your buys and tries routine, but yes.
	I'll write that down next time I come in.
	The chance for Trump to win the popular vote on Polymarket is actually increasing too.
	Really?
	Yeah, so I don't know if we have that.
	We can check in after Russell Brand.
	We've got Russell in like one minute and we'll check in with that after the Polymarket check-in.
	So we can't take a break before Russell?
	You're stuck in that chair.
	Okay, well I'm just saying because my voice is clearly gone.
	Not yet it's not.
	No, it isn't.
	It's gone.
	Alright, well let's, okay, so we thank you very much for the update and you can just call in from, of course, people at work there later.
	Anyone who wants to come in, the audience wants to see more updates.
	We appreciate it.
	And by the way, everyone, let them know that you love them and thank them.
	They've been putting in work.
	Say hi to the kids from Berlin.
	Yes, the kids from Berlin, whenever Lane walks in, they say, Will follows the old man wherever he wants to go!
	What's Lane?
	Your fucking voice is fine.
	Yeah, no kidding.
	What's Lane's last name?
	Is it German?
	I don't think we want to reveal that, but...
	The brain.
	Why don't you do this?
	Why don't you take a quick step out?
	We don't have Russell on yet.
	Why don't you step out for just a second, but not a long break, but a quick break.
	We're not going to go anywhere.
	I'm going to talk about some other stuff while you're gone.
	Excellent.
	Two minutes?
	Two minutes.
	You take two minutes.
	Two minutes.
	I have to change shirts.
	I've got to eat some saltines because I haven't eaten anything today, and if I don't eat some saltines, I really feel like this is going to go badly.
	We're not going to We're just going to let you take a break.
	So is it a saltine appropriate break or not?
	There's some eggplant in the trash.
	Grab that.
	This is one of those times where you're like, I own the company and I have to ask to take a break.
	What is the benefit of ownership if not for this?
	Can I just say congratulations, Gerald, and you guys?
	I mean, this is a big deal.
	I wasn't here, obviously, before.
	Congratulations.
	It's tremendous.
	Well, thank you, Nick.
	I appreciate it.
	All the people that put a lot of hard work into this, the Mug Club Army as well out there.
	Everybody's sending us stuff in.
	We're going to go to that really quickly in just one second.
	But there's so many people out here.
	We've got a green screen overflow of people right now.
	So much work winning to be able to put this on.
	And there's a huge team that it takes.
	So thank you to all of you guys out there doing that.
	And thank you everybody signing up for Rumble Premium tonight.
	We want to make this a huge launch.
	So make sure you go and sign up for that.
	Trump 47 to get $10 off.
	It's going to be a phenomenal offering.
	You're not going to have to go anywhere else to get all the entertainment that you want.
	But let me give you a really quick Senate update because Ted Cruz is obviously battling it out with Colin Allred in the state of Texas.
	And for a little bit, CNN, and this is why I wanted this update because I know CNN does stuff like this.
	You like girls with mustaches.
	No.
	I don't like girls with mustaches.
	No.
	So, basically, they were saying that Colin Allred was up.
	And I thought, I asked, guys, can you give me an update on what's going on in the Texas race with Ted Cruz?
	And they sent it to me and they said, it's not.
	He's not.
	He just flipped.
	And they didn't have that information up when we had access to it.
	So, what are you saying?
	Right now.
	Colin Allred's up 1.9%, I believe.
	Yeah, so he's up 1.9% over Colin Allred.
	And this is something, they poured a ton of resources and a ton of manpower into getting this seed away from Ted Cruz.
	So it's something that I'm going to watch pretty closely here.
	So we do have Russell Brand I'm hearing right now as well.
	He's not in studio yet.
	I guess Patchman.
	Okay, so yeah.
	He is pausing from his stream so that he can come on and hang out with us.
	We'll talk to him for a second.
	As soon as you get him, let me know, and we can do the introduction and kind of go from there.
	But I'm going to keep an eye on this Senate race with Allred.
	55% of the vote in, and he's doing pretty well.
	But guys, you are also still submitting stuff to us, even though the election integrity map is still getting attacked.
	It seems to be at the server level and not at the Cloudflare level, from what I've been told.
	I don't know if that's correct or not.
	Not from my team here.
	So we've got information coming in, so we have Mud Club Army people sending us stuff right now about some ballot issues that they're having.
	We'll go to that here in just a second, but they're trying to get our...
	Oh, we've got him?
	Yeah, got him.
	Alright, so our next guest, and Stephen will be right back in.
	It's not a saltine break, Stephen!
	Russell Brand.
	You get really into the weeds and look at Puerto Ricans.
	How are you doing, guys?
	You You alright?
	Excellent.
	Doing well.
	How are you?
	Stephen's coming right back in.
	He took a quick break.
	This is Gerald.
	It's good to see you and hear you, my friend.
	My name is Gerald.
	I know you.
	I've met you before.
	We've talked about the Lord.
	We've talked about life.
	I watched the show.
	That's what I was telling people.
	So what are you doing right now?
	What are you watching in the election?
	Is there anything sticking out?
	Hold on.
	Let me go Fox picture in picture.
	Hold on.
	Let me go back to me.
	Here I am.
	All right, everyone.
	I'm just talking to Gerald from Louder with Crowder.
	Many people think that Gerald is the true mastermind behind Louder.
	I don't think that's true.
	Nobody thinks that.
	People like you.
	I do.
	Don't be harsh on yourself.
	Especially not on election night.
	Absolutely.
	What are you watching for right now?
	Is there anything in your mind that if you saw you would say, hey, this is going in the right direction for Trump?
	Mate, listen, I'm watching this like a person who's been dragged out of the United Kingdom, pummeled through several institutions of entertainment, has found a lord and savior, and is now trying to observe ulterior movements politically while recognizing that we are lost in eternity.
	I know from listening to people who provide this kind of analysis very brilliantly, like on your channel and over on Daily Wire and, you know, even in spaces that are of a different political purview, that the significant places appear to be Georgia and Wisconsin.
	But I'm watching the granular stuff now, Gerald, of people saying, like, Hispanics in Philadelphia have rolled up their trousers.
	LAUGHTER Oh no!
	Is that good?
	I'm sorry, I just came in, I had to eat saltines because I was sick, and I heard Russell Brand talking about Hispanic trouser legs.
	Well, that happened.
	The Hispanics, they're rolling up their trouser legs, that's a good sign in Philadelphia, Stephen.
	I don't know if you said...
	I was thinking trouser snake, which, by the way, Russell, I know that you...
	I've watched your jiu-jitsu videos.
	You do quite well for yourself, my friend.
	So, I don't know what I'm...
	That's not the result of any serpents in my trousers.
	I'm not saying it's the one who fooled Eve.
	I'm saying it's a friendly serpent.
	So, what did I miss here?
	Because, sir, I don't know if Gerald filled you in.
	I lost a bunch of weight.
	Stomach flew from hell, which you probably...
	Could be the result of some spiritual attack, we could say, where I had to be hooked up to an IV to make it here tonight.
	What you missed is Russell said I was a very nice guy and you guys shouldn't give me a hard time.
	Oh, well, he's full of shit.
	shit that's why we left his country.
	So what did I I asked him what he was looking for and he said the granular data.
	So, yeah, you didn't miss anything.
	And you're stateside right now, right, Russell?
	Yes.
	Yeah, I'm in Miami right now and I'm watching Hispanic voters.
	Hold on, there's two.
	There's two Hispanic voters over here.
	Oh no, come on.
	I don't buy it.
	I see not a weed whacker amongst them.
	Catholic voters.
	Those are Cubans, they don't weed whacker.
	Are they Cuban Americans?
	Once Cuban-American.
	Thank you.
	By the way, we've talked about Cubans quite a bit.
	My agent, Gay William, is Cuban-American, gay, and to the right of Attila the Hun.
	Cuban-Americans are a different breed.
	Let me ask her, your mom or your dad, when you were growing up, if you were sad or depressed about something, did they just tell you to get another job?
	Yeah, they'd be like, listen, at least it's not communism.
	Come in, come in.
	They'd tell you how they couldn't get soap, that kind of thing?
	Exactly.
	They're like, anything is better than communism, so you can't complain about anything.
	Yes, yes, that's exactly right.
	And what is it with Cuban women being beautiful and being friendly and not being offended like us Westerners?
	You mean like gay women in this country?
	Oh, geez.
	Sorry.
	Russell, that's Nick DiPaolo, if you're not familiar.
	Hi, Russell.
	How are you?
	You're a brilliant man.
	I'm familiar with you.
	I see you on Loud and Crowder all the time.
	It's good to meet you properly.
	Same here, sir.
	And what are you, how much, because I know that, Russell, you obviously used to lean left, and I know that you're an independent thinker.
	I certainly don't want to mislabel you as more right-leaning, left-leaning.
	What do you feel is on the line tonight?
	Like, what sense of heaviness or consequence do you feel as far as this election?
	I'm trying to maintain a degree of sanguinity amidst the creeping dread because if you watch something like Elon and Rogan and him saying this is a precipitous moment when it comes to democracy itself or when you hear the histrionics and terror emerging from the establishment centrists left it feels like it's Nothing short of pivotal and I wonder how we contribute like those of us that operate in these spaces Stephen to this sense
	of beyond trepidation real fear and Coming from someone who was like first like champagne socialist then a cocaine communist By the time I got to fentanyl I couldn't have any politics.
	You were a ghost, yeah I was talking to Ruben earlier, and I was saying, I used to think that Karl Marx was a genius, the idea that we should all share in a kind of brotherhood, that people are equal.
	Over time, very, very slowly, because I'm a pretty slow learner, I recognise that if you grant the state the kind of power that our kind should only grant to a god, then they will behave like a god.
	But a god without ethos, a god without true virtue or principles.
	One of the things that I'm continually noticing is the way that you all report on hypocrisy.
	They're saying this and they're doing that.
	Or maybe even something like the Nelk Boys viral post on hypocrisy.
	Ex earlier of them sort of going to Kamala voter houses and saying, you know, we're going to vote for Kamala.
	We've got some refugees here.
	Like that kind of, that exposure of hypocrisy is at the heart of it.
	I want to become like a good person.
	I want to live a virtuous life.
	I don't, I now recognize that by granting the state incredible power, you are not going to create a better society because they have become corrupted and aligned.
	Corporatism and globalism.
	I hate to interrupt you, but because, you know, and the very first time I met you, I remember I said, hey, look, man, I hope you understand.
	Like, I used to give you so much crap when you were on YouTube doing Trues News, and the thing is, I used to say, I just hope that Russell realizes, because I think his heart is in the right place, that he thinks the government is going to be altruistic, but once you realize that they're not, and that's what I used to say, there was never any hatred or animosity, because you have to understand, I grew up in a socialist province in Quebec.
	where I had experienced it.
	But here's one thing I will say, because I know that you've talked about not only your faith, and Gerald and I have been watching this, and a truer conversion I don't think we've seen in the public eye, even though I know you keep a lot of it private, and we've had private conversations.
	They will use this against you, and they will say, oh, really?
	And they'll point to the hypocrisy, and it is true.
	Everyone is a hypocrite, but let me tell you what I believe is the primary difference, and tell me if you give this some credence.
	For example, I think pornography is bad.
	I would be lying if I said I've never seen porn.
	I would be lying if I said there's no sexual temptation.
	I think that imbibing too much alcohol is bad.
	I'd be lying if I say to you that I've never been drunk right there.
	The difference is, the left, it's not that they're hypocritical, it's that they don't fear what they claim to fear.
	Or they do actually fear what they claim is not a threat.
	So, for example, during COVID, Nancy Pelosi wasn't afraid of COVID. It's not that she was a hypocrite.
	It's that she actually went to have a blowout, which couldn't have possibly been worse, or Governor Whitmer, or you see it with Gavin Newsom.
	It's that they say, hey, look, we don't have a problem with migrants, yet every single time they go anywhere near the border, they have an entire security detail.
	So it's not, are people hypocritical?
	People can be hypocritical because they fall short of standards.
	People can also be hypocritical simply because they're lying and they don't believe in those standards at all.
	And I just say that because it's the first thing they'll throw at Christians, and it's true.
	Every single Christian is a hypocrite.
	Difference is, does someone believe it?
	Yeah, that's some good analysis.
	What I suppose is like the significant change since coming to Christ, since surrendering to Christ, since being grabbed by the throat by Jesus Christ, is that I no longer feel that I have to myself combine and align contradictory ideas.
	I'm living my life from a state of surrender, acceptance of my own limitations, and at my best, Stephen, I'm only communicating with an audience of one.
	I'm talking to Jesus.
	Sometimes that's because of difficulties with the streaming and sometimes we're shadowing back on YouTube.
	But more generally, I'm talking to our Lord.
	I'm talking to our Lord when I'm failing, when I'm failing as a husband, when I'm failing as a father, when I'm failing as a boss, when I'm failing as a content provider, when I'm not polite enough on the street.
	When I know that I experienced temptation, but I've always been open and authentic, and I've always been guided by these ideas.
	But in surrendering to Him, everything makes sense now.
	And now it is my purpose to, as best I can, share my testimony, to live my mission and my ministry, and to celebrate the Triune God, being understanding of people that don't see the world that way, because for a long time I didn't see the world that way.
	I'm being patient and seeing how it's going to be relevant in these spaces and seeing how I can still muck about, man, and have fun.
	It's changed me pretty radically and pretty quickly and it's changing me all the time.
	Oh man, well that's great to hear and I'm glad to hear you put it so authentically because we unfortunately sometimes have people, you know, they convert and then right away it's, well and by the way, and everything that I did was wrong and now I'm going to do it this way and they right away go to telling everyone else everything is wrong.
	If people want to count up the sins, they can just watch this stream tonight.
	That's why I always, if it goes to theology, I say, well, bring up Gerald, because he's basically an actual choir boy.
	Not actually a choir boy.
	The point is, he's as Boy Scout as you get, whereas, come on, no one's going to take it from me.
	Let me ask you this, Russell.
	Where's your gut telling you tonight?
	And we're just doing this, everyone.
	What's your prediction as far as how this turns out?
	Well, my prediction is only based on listening to the predictions of people that know more than me, but it seems like a Trump victory followed by a period of tumult.
	But don't you still, in spite of your position, try and consume media that's contrary?
	Are they confident?
	Are they falling apart?
	I can't tell.
	Yeah, it's a little too early for them to tell, but I will tell you there's not the same confidence.
	There's less confidence tonight than they certainly even had in 2016, and that was one that was a shock to all of us.
	So it's a good point.
	We do have the leftist meltdown alert.
	We have an entire team back there looking at numbers and also watching their streams.
	I expect when we get to the swing states, that's when you're going to see things get pretty wild and woolly.
	And we have some real nerds working back here.
	And I mean that as a compliment, but real, real nerds and some granular data.
	And hey, Russell, I know you've got a lot to do tonight, so where's the best place for people to find you and support you?
	Find me on Rumble, the same as you, but we're in the same place.
	We're working on this together.
	Get Rumble Premium if you don't got it already.
	And, I mean, you don't need me to tell you that the Mug Club is a fantastic place to hang out.
	I'm on Rumble.
	Oh, sorry, we just made the announcement...
	Tonight, Mug Club is Rumble Premium.
	So now Mug Club is being absorbed into Rumble Premium, so all those people are Premium members.
	We just made that announcement tonight where we've taken Mug Club as far as we can, and now Rumble Premium is going to be the overall network.
	Everything on Mug Club is now available to Rumble Premium subscribers.
	And tonight is the last night people can get the OG mug, because...
	Rumble Premium, we know, is the future.
	A one-stop shop where people have tip jar fatigue.
	You know, it's like they want to support creators, but we always envisioned a portal where they can support a multitude of creators and also get something that's of value, like ad-free.
	So we'll be under the same umbrella.
	Keep me one of them mugs, will you?
	I absolutely will.
	And I will for your wonderful Cuban-American assistance there.
	I'm telling you, Russell, you're going to have to tell that one to go home because she will work all night.
	I know.
	I have Cuban-Americans working back here.
	They never stop.
	I'll just put on a Che Guevara t-shirt and chase her the hell out.
	You're going to be dressed like Trudeau's dad.
	All right.
	Hey, Russell, thank you, brother.
	We'll talk with you soon.
	Have a great night.
	Peace.
	Take care.
	See you, guys.
	Russell Brand, everybody.
	And I changed shirts.
	There we go.
	Go to Crowder Shop right now.
	I love it.
	If you're going to call us trash, boom!
	Although I guess Oscar the Grouch had every reason to be mad.
	He did, but he's a little grouchy.
	Have you heard Dave Chappelle's been on that?
	Like, that's Oscar.
	He's grouchy.
	He's like, bitch!
	I live in a trash can!
	How do you think you would feel?
	I got some more states to call.
	Uh-oh!
	And one of these states...
	Please tell me it's out of the SEC. It actually is.
	I don't like the way the shirt fits.
	I feel like I'm wearing pajamas because it's new.
	What is it, Delaware?
	Come on.
	Let's do the brought to you by Noble Gold state call.
	All right, well, let's first, let people know, we have a state call.
	All right, so I'm going to list these off, and then guess what?
	Donald Trump commented on this one.
	Okay.
	Wonderful.
	North Dakota's three electoral votes, South Dakota's three electoral votes, and Wyoming's three electoral votes, all going for Donald Trump.
	And Texas, 40 electoral votes.
	Really?
	Here we go.
	Texas.
	I'm having a good time.
	Having a good time!
	Tax is staying rent with me tonight!
	Suck in Boston!
	Stood up from his seat!
	And Dankins sure only has one eye!
	How'd you lose it?
	I'm gonna go!
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	There's no stopping me!
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	I've said too much.
	I know.
	You're not saying too much.
	I had to talk to you about this, and you're like, look, man, I can't sleep at night if...
	And I'm like, no, no, no, no.
	What if I find the right company?
	You're like, all right, if you find the right company, I'll be willing to talk about it.
	Yes.
	And we found the right company with Noble Gold, so go support those guys.
	We absolutely have.
	And by the way, I'm not joking.
	I threw that gold coin and went behind the Lazy Boy.
	We're going to forget about that.
	Yeah, we have to find that gold coin.
	Watch out.
	I won't.
	It's worth a lot of money.
	Yeah, we haven't forgot about it.
	Oh, my gosh.
	I guarantee you, Sam hasn't.
	Oh, my God.
	Wow.
	Yeah, so in about...
	That was anti-Semitic.
	...10 to 15 minutes, we have Catherine from True the Vote.
	She's going to come on.
	We're getting a bunch of reports right now, guys.
	If you're hearing anything about this, a bunch of reports of power outages in different places that you can speak to.
	We've already seen the one, I think, what was that, Pennsylvania?
	Yeah, we talked about Cambria County.
	Yeah, Cambria County.
	So apparently there are more of those happening right now.
	But also...
	I think I already called this, but there's some pretty good trends right now in North Carolina, pretty good trends.
	I'm looking to see really what's going on in Pennsylvania right now.
	Some of the early precinct votes, like it's, you're seeing Donald Trump, they're actually talking about it on CNN right now, up 106,000 votes in North Carolina.
	That has switched within the last half hour to 45 minutes.
	Well, yeah, but again, without having, and you can, I think, punch out a little bit with the Reuters API data a little bit.
	Well, click the North Carolina one on ours.
	Yeah, click North Carolina so we can bring it up for people.
	That's an important one, correct?
	Yeah.
	Go to North Carolina.
	Let's see.
	Okay, so hold on.
	Can we just look at you?
	Yeah, just hover right there.
	Hover over the entire state.
	Yeah, hover over the—you might need to punch out a little bit, guys, and hover over North Carolina and the entire state.
	Okay, so what do we have?
	We have Donald Trump 51 to 46, and that's— He's up by over 100,000 votes.
	41% of the expected votes counted.
	So that could really go—that's way too early to tell.
	It is.
	It is.
	So earlier in the night, I was watching that number.
	It was actually in Harris' favor for just a little bit, and then it kind of flipped over to about 7,000-plus Donald Trump, and it's just continuing to climb.
	So again, we're looking for trends here right now.
	Are you still going to be a Debbie Downer?
	I'm telling you what, I want to be as optimistic as you guys.
	I feel you're right as far as what we're saying.
	It seems like it's going to be a good night for Trump.
	All that horse shit.
	Here's the caveat.
	What, can I swear?
	What the fuck?
	What are you saying?
	You're going to swallow a gun.
	I love you, Gerald, but kill yourself.
	Like, that's the kind of compliment you have.
	I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
	Listen.
	The point that they try to kill him twice is, I'm not, you can go to bed as positive as you want.
	This freaking thing ain't going to be over for six months.
	You guys laughed at me when I said...
	I'm not laughing at you.
	I hope you're wrong.
	You all laughed at me when I said Biden is going to finish himself if he debates Trump.
	I was right about that.
	We didn't laugh at you.
	Well, you had to point it out the next time I came back.
	Gerald gave me props.
	But listen...
	I gave you what?
	You gave me props.
	For what?
	The paranoid bastard.
	You smoke weed?
	No, I... You said we had to hand it to Nick.
	He was right about Biden in the debate.
	And I feel the same way.
	Again, you've got to remember, and it wasn't Iran, and it wasn't all that crap you heard.
	It was the deep state trying to whack this guy, which tells me they will stop at nothing.
	I want to believe you guys, and I do.
	Well, we're not making any claims yet.
	We're just saying that there are a lot of positive trends.
	No, absolutely.
	And I agree with that.
	I just said, I'm not going to, personally, I won't go to bed.
	It could be a landslide.
	We're not going to bed until we're calling this election.
	I mean, you might take a nap, but we have a long way to go.
	Oh, God, I get cocaine all over the place.
	I'm already sounding like Harvey Fierstein.
	So, I've got an update for us on Georgia.
	Really?
	We're so proud of you.
	That's what we love.
	That's so wrong.
	Masking, taping, red hair guy.
	Yeah.
	Join Rumble Premium.
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	You'll be glad you did.
	Good matchmaker, matchmaker.
	Oh, Jesus.
	That voice hurts to listen to.
	Let's just take them in small doses.
	I love them.
	So, a Georgia update, really quickly.
	So, 68% of the vote is in, and all counties right now, except for, well, no, that one even does, has a move toward Republicans.
	Let me just tell you what this is really quick before we dive into this.
	So that first highlighted...
	I'm the one who was sick.
	What, is everyone drunk?
	That first highlighted column on the left vertically, right?
	You have blue at the top and then you see red down here.
	That's the differential from 2020.
	The next one over to the right that's highlighted again, blue at the top and then red below.
	That's the differential in 2024 in these different counties or these different areas, right?
	So you can look at what the areas are defined as on the far left.
	All of those are pushes towards Republicans, meaning that Republicans, Donald Trump is doing better in those areas than he did in 2020 relative to his opponent.
	That is fantastic news.
	So even in the leftist counties.
	That's what I'm asking.
	So in the top one up there, you can pull that back up.
	Counties and metro areas of 1 million population or more.
	So there was a 15.2% spread towards Democrats there.
	It's only 12.1% right now.
	Is Chatham County on there?
	Do you see Chatham County?
	Well, these are broken up not just by counties, but this is by size.
	So there's moves.
	Again, we're always looking at trends right now, especially in places that matter more maybe than other places.
	Obviously, everything matters, but we're looking for trends, especially early on.
	But I wanted to...
	I would like to have them really look at the counties that have heavy Jewish populations.
	Because I think that we're going to see Jewish and Hispanic populations.
	Because that's been a question mark.
	We just saw it with...
	In Georgia?
	No, no.
	I'm saying we saw it in Florida with not only Miami-Dade, the other one that was Palm Beach.
	I can't remember which county it was.
	But if you guys can let me know, I'm willing to bet that's the reason for such a huge point.
	Because Donald Trump had already made the gains he was going to make.
	Like, Florida was no longer a swing state.
	Why did it go that?
	Much more red tonight.
	So please, guys, that's really what I want you to dive into because that will give us a pretty good idea.
	And if we look at that and cross-reference it with 800,000 Jewish voters in Pennsylvania, it may give us a good idea as to the movement.
	So please, guys, if you guys can look into that.
	It sucks at counting votes, man.
	There's only 16% of the vote in so far.
	Trump is closing the gap, which was expected, right?
	So we have to wait just a little bit longer on that.
	They suck at it intentionally.
	You know what?
	You might be right on that.
	It's 154 electoral votes right now for Trump, 27 for Kamala Harris, so we'll keep you updated there.
	I've got another update.
	Virginia, 50% of the vote in.
	Trump is leading by 0.7% in Virginia right now.
	But that may not matter at all if they're not bringing in Fairfax, if they're not bringing in...
	But it's just one of those things.
	We're updating you.
	We can get you an idea of where they've reported right now.
	Also, North Carolina, 41% of the vote in Trump is leading by five points in North Carolina right now.
	So again, trends.
	These are just trends.
	We're just giving you the numbers.
	In other words, we're giving you the numbers that they are giving you right now.
	This is what you would get.
	Let's bring up CNN really quickly.
	This is what they will give you on CNN. They're not going to give you anything super granular as to why the change.
	The contrast, the context of 2020 is what matters.
	Right now, they're just kind of saying, ah, we got this vote.
	This is coming in.
	We got this vote.
	If they see any trends, they don't want to let you know.
	But I also think that Russell Brand made a very good point.
	If we have any leftist meltdowns or we have any coverage of those on the left and what they're seeing tonight and what they are feeling, because it would be interesting to see how confident they are.
	But before that, we do have him on retainer, and so we are going to need to check in with our on-the-ground correspondent.
	Dear God, I hope this goes well.
	well, we have Thomas Finnegan.
	All right, all right, Finnegan, what are you seeing out there on this historic night?
	Hi, Steven.
	Hi.
	Where are you?
	It looks...
	quiet.
	I wanted to tackle a few states at the same time, so I'm in the Northwest.
	Do you mean like Oregon?
	No.
	Do you mean like...
	Well, you're in the actual Northwest, as in like the Northwest Territories in Canada?
	Yeah, I figured it would give me a good overview of what's going on down below.
	Okay, listen up.
	I have a mission for you, Finnegan.
	Get to Pennsylvania, the state in America.
	On your mark, get set, go!
	Do something useful.
	Go!
	Go!
	All right.
	This whole set awkward sound.
	He didn't know which way to go.
	No, he didn't know which way to go.
	He wanted to obey the command and go, but he just didn't know where to go.
	Right.
	That's important.
	I thought you were about to give me an update.
	I live in Chatham County.
	Where Savannah is.
	But Savannah is a small city.
	Riveting!
	Wait, I thought we had all of a sudden.
	This fucking Mulcahy is out there.
	You know what?
	I don't like the angst here.
	Because look, this is the most watched stream in the world.
	And you know what?
	We've got to keep this positive.
	So let's all look at CNN and let's hate them.
	Okay.
	The fight's out there!
	The fight's out there!
	Look at what these dopes are saying.
	Oh, really?
	She needs those votes right there.
	She needs Pennsylvania.
	P.S. I'm shaped like a pear.
	If you've been working at CNN for 25 years, you're a I met him once.
	I was doing HLN. That's when Dr.
	Drew was on HLN. He walked out of the green room and he goes, Oh!
	Steven Crowder!
	And I remember I didn't say, Oh, John King, not because I didn't recognize him, but I'd never seen...
	You know like in the movie Grease when Danny Zuko goes like this?
	You told me this.
	That's John King.
	It's like, wah!
	Somebody else told me that.
	He's shaped like baby geniuses.
	Yeah.
	Like a fucking pear.
	It's really, like, it's bizarre.
	I mean, I don't know if it's a Bosque or a Bartlett, but the one that has the really wide end.
	He's banging Dana Bash.
	What?
	Yeah, I think they're married.
	He what?
	He's bashing Dana Bash.
	Oh, no, no.
	Do you think when they roleplay he goes, I don't want to hurt you, I'm just gonna bash your brains in!
	Yeah, I'm 99% sure he's married to Dana Bash.
	No, no, no, he's not.
	No, no.
	I mean, I don't know.
	I don't care.
	And by the way, it's Dana Bash.
	That's right.
	It's Dana Bash because she wants to be self-important.
	She has a penis.
	Maybe.
	Nick just zagged on me.
	He corrects her name appropriately.
	I'm like, all right, he's got a conscience.
	I did.
	I gave you the dead leg.
	All right, since I know that we're going to have a little bit of time here before the next states are going to be called, and by the way, please, everyone you're watching, share.
	If you're on X, share.
	You're on YouTube, share.
	You're on Rumble, share.
	Hit like...
	Sunny?
	Do we have...
	Is it still DDoS attack?
	The electionintegritymap.com?
	Okay, so it's been under attack, but we have all of this that we are providing to you.
	Here, live.
	So if you want that data, I guess you have to tune in until we make it available.
	And of course, you can still report at lwctipsatprotonmail.com because we do have our boots on the ground right now.
	I'm checking everything out.
	And look, it's always slow going when it starts.
	And then when it gets wild and wooly, they're going to be calling some states.
	They're going to be trying to push you one way.
	And we're going to say, ah, not on my watch.
	I don't have a watch.
	Not on my watch.
	Not on my watch, I said.
	But!
	What?
	I did pull up Chatham County because Nick kept bringing it up if we want to see it.
	It's on the main map.
	How many things have I asked you for?
	Uh-oh.
	I'm afraid to look at this.
	And you hadn't brought it up?
	Not once?
	Yeah, I know, because Nick hits people.
	Yeah, that's right.
	All right.
	Okay, what did you bring up?
	Chatham County?
	It's on the map next to you.
	Okay, it's on the map.
	So we have Chatham County, Georgia.
	It's a lot of colleges.
	Kamala Harris is only 6% of the expected votes counted, and Kamala Harris is 73% of the votes.
	So it's kind of insignificant at this point.
	All right.
	Only 6% counted.
	I got in a fight with an old man when I was voting last week.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah.
	Fucking yelled at me on the way in for no reason.
	Really?
	No reason?
	It sounded like Colin Quinn and every one of my friends.
	Nick, it probably was maybe some reason.
	I walk in, I get a phone in my hand, and this old guy goes, I said, where's your phone?
	And I said, what?
	I didn't know if he said, put your phone away or keep it in your hand.
	So I got closer to him, because I couldn't understand him, and he goes, you got an ID? And I go, yeah.
	I start to take it out.
	He goes, not for me, in there!
	I'm not exaggerating.
	This was his tone.
	So I go, Jesus, okay.
	The part that Nick didn't tell you is he invaded his personal space and there was a picture of his balls.
	What are you doing, Colin?
	So I voted and I was fuming.
	So I went out.
	You can't go back out the way you came in.
	So I went around the building and I came back in and he's so old he didn't recognize me.
	He goes, come on in.
	I go, kiss my ass, little man.
	A bunch of black people behind me laughing their balls off.
	Outside, they hurt me.
	They would find that funny.
	They were laughing their balls off.
	And my wife, who voted like an hour after me, we usually go together and she had something to do.
	She comes home, I go, did you get yelled at?
	She goes, yo, I yelled at me too.
	So it wasn't just me.
	Just picturing both of you.
	Oh, God yelled at me.
	I took my license out.
	He goes, not for me.
	Speaking of yelling, it's actually...
	No, we've been putting this off.
	It's time for tonight's first 7 plus 1.
	Oh, jeez.
	Okay, it's time for tonight's first tool man.
	And everyone, you have your sheets there.
	It's things that Trump will do on day one of his presidency.
	It's time for tonight's 7 plus 1.
	Oh, God, I'm blind.
	That's not-- - You forgot Sivan in the chamber.
	They always forget the one in the chamber.
	This is 7 plus 1 things Donald Trump is going to do on day 1 of his presidency.
	Number 7, Gerald Morgan.
	Alright, he's going to convert the White House kitchen to a McDonald's.
	That's pretty good.
	That's actually not bad.
	That would be fun.
	Terrific.
	She's not allowed back there.
	Number 6 is, he'll get a new White House dog!
	And call the bitch Pelosi.
	That's the correct use of the word.
	I love it.
	That's what it'll do.
	Seven plus one things Donald Trump will do.
	Day one of his presidency.
	Number five, Nick DiPaolo.
	Replace the bust of MLK with the bust of Stormy Daniels.
	Hey!
	Look!
	Yes!
	For all her faults!
	I was hoping you'd do it.
	It's the one that's blameless.
	Why was she black?
	Number four is bronze.
	Number four, add bumfights to PBS programming.
	I guess they can do that.
	The stroke of a pen.
	Love bumfights.
	Hey, that'll get funding.
	Number three, Gerald Morgan.
	Signs executive order that Biden can host his mall walking group in the White House.
	Well, that's charitable.
	How many precepts do you want to do here, pal?
	Only from 5am to 6am, sir.
	And then the entire time he walks by, he's like, I want to smack his ass!
	I used to sit in that office.
	Yeah, sure you did.
	Such a weird insult.
	Sorry, Mr.
	Former President, that you want to smack men's asses.
	Number two, post Biden's Corvette on Facebook Marketplace.
	Well, that seems like payback.
	That could seem a little bit spiteful.
	And the number one thing Donald Trump will do on the first day of his presidency, Nick DiPaolo.
	Bug bomb!
	What?
	Oh, Tool Man was like, hey!
	Just remember, Tool Man, the plus one thing he will do, actually, is deport E. Jean Carroll.
	Oh, but wait, and ricochet one, and euthanize her vagina.
	Ricochet two.
	Her pussy.
	I met the cat.
	That's been this week, seven plus one.
	There's more.
	You forgot the van in the chamber.
	I almost pulled a Biden.
	I was gonna go bug bomb Photoshop.
	Just keep reading.
	We do have Catherine from Truth or Vote to give us an update, like I said, about the power outages, if you want to go to her.
	How tall is she and what does she weigh?
	Okay.
	And I literally am getting like a pain in myself.
	I'm going to need a break just because I'm getting the cramping.
	You know what?
	You've done a good job so far.
	We'll let you have a break after this.
	After this?
	After this.
	Take a mite off a crisis.
	You think you can make it through this?
	Yeah, I'm sure I can make it through this.
	I just, you know...
	Okay.
	Nobody's gonna know if you crap your pants.
	These mics aren't that sensitive.
	Careful what you wish for.
	You will.
	And if there's something that happens when it hits cotton, it's not like a normal evacuation.
	I don't know what it is, but...
	It's a totally different deal.
	That's right where the gold coin went.
	Exactly.
	Right where the gold coin went.
	All right.
	All aimed at me.
	Mustard gas.
	So we have...
	Who is it who we have?
	We have...
	Catherine from True the Vote.
	Catherine from True the Vote.
	There's an update with what's going on in Pennsylvania.
	Well, maybe other places, too.
	So let's see what she has to say.
	Let's bring on Miss...
	I'll call her Miss True the Vote.
	Okay.
	Miss Catherine True the Vote.
	Miss Catherine...
	Because I'm going to get you...
	I always get the last name.
	Catherine Engelbrecht?
	Do I have that right?
	Engelbrecht?
	I want to make sure I have the name right.
	I don't want to be the person who gets it wrong.
	Catherine, thank you for being with us.
	Of course, you are here on behalf of True the Vote.
	You guys are doing great work.
	And keep in mind, I'm in a little bit of a silo here, but Gerald was going, we're going to have an update.
	So I'm going in blind.
	What is it that's going on here right now?
	Well, you know, I think overall, we talked about electric outages, which have sort of resolved themselves over the course of the evening as the polls stayed open later.
	But midday, we saw power outages in Pennsylvania and Ohio and Nevada and Texas.
	And that was a little curious.
	We'll look into that deeper tomorrow.
	But everybody got back online.
	And, you know, that plus bomb threats led to extended hours at the polls.
	And still people standing in line.
	We just got a report from a group out in New Jersey that, you know, the state's already been called, but they were in line when their polls closed at 8 o'clock, and they are projecting still four more hours in line, over 1,000 people in line.
	Oh, wow.
	So, you know, it's a curious night in that respect, that people are staying and just they want to have their vote count.
	But on balance, I'll say that...
	We had the power outages, we had machine failures, we had a lot of concerns about non-citizen voting.
	We were hearing that coming in from election workers and their limited capacity to do anything about that.
	All of this we're going to have to take up in the days ahead.
	But, you know, I think that the headline is that we saw massive turnout and we made it through.
	Well, we've made it through thus far.
	It's just one of those things where you can never know how much has happened with those outages and how many people.
	You know, people work.
	People have plans.
	People have to get babysitters.
	And so for that to happen in the most secure, mind you, the most fair election of our lifetime.
	Sorry, that was the last one.
	But now this one.
	You know, it's a tough pill to swallow, I think, for a lot of people.
	So...
	Alright, and is there anything else that you're seeing on the ground as far as good news there, I believe in Pennsylvania?
	Yeah, I mean, good news is just the massive turnout, clearly, of voters, but also of election workers and volunteers.
	I mean, at True the Vote, I've been around for a good long while.
	We have never seen the level of enthusiasm and engagement that we've seen this cycle.
	And it's just also people knowing what to look for, which has been very helpful in resolving Things that, you know, can be easily resolved, but if you don't know what you're seeing, it can also spin up and out of control.
	So I think just, you know, we've gotten a lot older and wiser since 2020, and it bodes well for election integrity.
	Lots of problems, not going to sugarcoat it, but...
	It's better than 2020 by a long shot.
	Well, thank you so much.
	We appreciate the work that you are doing, and we obviously will be checking in all night if there's something else that happens, an update.
	True the Vote, and where's the best place for people to go and keep an eye on what it is that you're doing?
	TrueTheVote.org is our website, but we've been posting on social platforms at TrueTheVote with things that are coming in, and people can continue to catch up with updates there throughout the night.
	Okay.
	Thank you so much, Catherine.
	We appreciate it.
	We'll check back in with you.
	This has been Catherine of True the Vote, ladies and gentlemen.
	Did she say Jersey was called?
	Did she just say that New Jersey was called?
	Yeah.
	I think so.
	I know I heard that.
	I don't know.
	I don't know because I feel as though I'm about to give birth to a Ridley Scott character.
	So, uh, it's just something...
	We've got the...
	We can take a break.
	Get the truth.
	Well, yeah, but I... Yes, but...
	Wait, get the...
	What?
	Get the truth?
	What do you mean get the truth?
	What the hell are you talking about?
	Get the truth.
	The truth social thing.
	What do you mean?
	What do you mean?
	What am I talking about?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Okay, yeah, yeah.
	Fine.
	But was Jersey called?
	That's what you said.
	Not officially.
	We're looking at the map right now.
	It's not officially called.
	Can we look over New Jersey right now and let's see how many votes are coming in?
	Did anybody else hear that?
	No, I heard it too and I was actually kind of surprised.
	Bring it over New Jersey.
	49% of the vote, expected votes counted and it's a 10 point spread for Kamala Harris right now and I don't really know if we look into the...
	Can you click in, zoom in a little bit on Jersey?
	Let's see if we're looking at...
	Okay, Trenton.
	Can you go over Trenton?
	Let's see, that's 45% of the expected votes counted, okay.
	And then go to Newark.
	Newark, that's 60% of the votes counted, okay.
	Then go to, I don't have the name of the county, but that deep red county right there.
	69% of Ocean County.
	I think Monmouth is right above it.
	Yep, right above it.
	81%.
	Let's look at those other two red counties right up there.
	Sussex, yeah.
	Yeah, 37% and the one above it.
	One below it, 51%.
	So, we're still looking at, I mean, it's still pretty, that's actually a pretty good idea of what New Jersey is looking like.
	It probably will look at something like a 10-point spread, because they've counted quite a substantial amount from the red counties and from the blue counties.
	Wouldn't be surprised to see it oscillate, you know, a few points.
	But that's interesting.
	Let's say that Jersey is a 10-point spread, or an 8-point spread.
	I don't know what that puts us as far as historically with Jersey.
	How Biden performed in 2020.
	Yeah, how Biden performed in 2020.
	So I do know, look, I'm going to be back probably in a different shirt because it's been three and a half hours.
	No, you changed shirts already.
	I know I changed shirts, but...
	You can change again.
	Yeah, I'm going to change shirts again.
	Okay.
	Because I'm sweating.
	Let's do it.
	And we do have...
	Hold on, let me make sure I got this right.
	Oh!
	Oh, that's right.
	Truth Social is also a sponsor here tonight where they're getting the word out.
	We've been using Truth Social for a long time.
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	Old Chuck, it goes like this.
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	But Amy is not the kind of girl that I'd f- What is going on everyone?
	Hopefully you are enjoying the election night live stream.
	For those of you who don't know who I am, my name is Mike.
	I run the Mr.
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	Why are you eating for breakfast, Raisin Bran?
	On Sirius XM since 2006.
	That's 18 years.
	Oh, yeah.
	I'm in a new pay hole.
	I know you think I'm 30.
	Bringing a new edge to your morning drive behind a paywall.
	What is going on?
	This is insanity.
	Same network, new Stern.
	Weekdays at 7 a.m.
	Eastern only on Sirius XM Howard 100.
	I can imagine what can be and be unburdened by one has been.
	I can't stop The things I see Yeah, girl, I'm out here in these streets.
	Grab my phone, just to hear.
	Calling donors, drinking beer.
	I wish you would disappear.
	I can smell bullshit from here The bitch is cringy Like a what else This bitch is cringy But I can't help myself We'll be right back.
	Can't wait till election's through.
	I'll be president, all thanks to you.
	This myth is cringy I know what else This myth is cringy And I think she needs hair Good BBQs!
	I'm working out with you!
	Do not come.
	Space is exciting.
	Do not come.
	It is chickpeas.
	Me, witch, and growth.
	Tell this broad!
	Put down the phone!
	We did it!
	We did it, Joe!
	This bitch is cringy!
	Like a what-else!
	This bitch is cringy!
	She needs professional hair.
	Good afternoon.
	I'm the president's press secretary.
	How are you all?
	You look miserable.
	Seen happier faces in the waiting room at Sloan Kettering.
	Why is the president calling Black Lives Matter a symbol of hate?
	Calling Black Lives Matter a symbol of hate?
	Well, why are you guys calling the Confederate flag a symbol of hate?
	My wife has that tattoo on her ass.
	That's why I married her.
	And let me tell you something.
	The Klan's mission, not the transmission, the Klan's mission was not to overthrow the American government.
	It was Black Lives Matter.
	It's right in the mission statement to this day.
	So it's a sign of hate.
	There's no doubt about it.
	And you don't have to watch an NBA game to feel that way.
	Colton, are you watching that louder with Crowder again?
	Dammit, there it is, Josephine.
	You just made me miss the damn punchline.
	I can't even have any time to myself.
	All I want is 45 minutes every damn day to be informed on the issues of the day while watching it in the package.
	It keeps me entertained, but you have to ruin it because you want to watch your wife swap.
	Calm down.
	Why you gotta be so mean?
	Mean?
	Y'all don't work all day for you woman up in bed, don't I? A bunch of that damn couch!
	You didn't buy that, you found it!
	Whatever happens, it's a f***ing thought that counts!
	You know what?
	Thanks to the app, I can watch a lot of whatever I want.
	I'm going to go be educating my truck.
	The judge goes, "I'm sorry, are you objecting to your client?" The objection is sustained.
	He doesn't have to answer it.
	The problem was a real shooting, but he wasn't part of a government mind-trop.
	Josephine, what the f**k do you rather?!
	Alright, we're back.
	That clip is just reminding me of growing up in Missouri, which I don't think yet has been called.
	We've still got an incredible break going on here.
	Guys are working around the clock trying to get things done.
	You know, we've been under the DDoS attack with the election integrity map, but so glad to be here.
	Bill Richmond, the half-Asian lawyer.
	We've got Nick is trying to get some food down because he's the only one who's willing to stay in here and keep working besides the three guys.
	I was scarfing my sandwich while trying to explain to you.
	You sit in the chair, Bill.
	Man, dude, you definitely dunked that like Kamala and Willie Brown.
	I mean, that was, dude, excellent.
	So what do we got going on here?
	What kind of blathering we got going on on CNN right now?
	Out of that breakdown, the at least 419,000, there are overall 96,000 day of votes in Gwinnett, 322,000 early votes.
	So if you look at the numbers here, the rough estimate of...
	We've been seeing some craziness on the election integrity map with Georgia.
	We've not yet seen it in some of the counties that are still going on, but I don't know.
	We'll see.
	We'll see what we've got happening.
	Craziness like hell, like...
	You know, just various reports, right?
	Because we're seeing folks who are seeing kind of anomalies, right?
	And sometimes it's, hey, I moved to a new county or I'm in a new state and I'm voting there for the first time.
	And they're really unsure about what's happening.
	Wasn't there a call to action from some UK organization to fly people over into swing states?
	Yes, there was.
	Okay, so that did happen.
	It did.
	It did, absolutely.
	So, Gerald.
	I'm having some, like, nostalgia moments here, Bill.
	I know, I know.
	You and I used to spar quite a bit.
	Nick, you think?
	It was a good time.
	I loved everything about Gerald B., you know, Gerald A., you know.
	One of the Gerald's.
	One of the Gerald's.
	How many Gerald iterations are there?
	Well, I've killed some of the other ones, so I don't know.
	At this point, I think we're all.
	It reminds me of my favorite Jet Li movie, just traveling the timelines.
	Continuum, yes.
	I'm just waiting for the Constantine reference.
	Well, I was thinking gay Highlander, but...
	Absolutely.
	No, you know, I heard people always let me know as soon as there's a rumor about Constantine 2, they're like, Bill, Bill, hey, hey, Constantine 2, it's happening.
	You don't have any, you know, sense of taste in movies, but that's okay.
	Nonetheless, I do believe that the Constantine franchise should come back, but people are not here for that.
	They are not.
	Though they should be.
	So we're still keeping an eye on this.
	So what we're looking for right now, and I know we have, I think we're going to call, we're going to do some stuff in a minute probably on states.
	Okay, yeah.
	I'm not going to say it like that.
	Hmm.
	So, we're looking at trends right now in these places that people care a lot about.
	Again, there are states that everybody cares about.
	Every single state got it, right?
	But there are states that we've identified as kind of bellwethers looking for trends.
	Georgia right now is trending well.
	North Carolina is trending well.
	We're trying to get some data together on Pennsylvania because everybody's been talking about this.
	And obviously, CNN came on just a minute ago and they were saying, look, obviously, Pennsylvania, this is all going to come down to this.
	It was a newsflash moment to them that was like, oh my gosh, it's Pennsylvania.
	Who knew?
	You know what you could have done to lock up Pennsylvania?
	Pick the Jewish governor as your vice president.
	They're not into the Jews.
	They're not into them.
	These Jews!
	I thought they were going to say South Dakota, right?
	They said Pennsylvania.
	And you thought they were going to go to South Dakota.
	No, like we thought that they were going to say some other state matter.
	Yeah.
	Right?
	We all know Pennsylvania is important.
	Well, it's like Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin.
	Really?
	I didn't know that.
	Surprisingly.
	Just this election?
	That's the only one?
	Yeah, so they're looking for some data on that.
	Hey!
	My kids are part Mexican, so they tried to get the job.
	I told them it's past their bedtime.
	Sorry, I didn't think.
	No, no, no!
	Get in here!
	No, no, no!
	You know what?
	Yeah, I'm gonna come hang out with Nick.
	There you go.
	He said, get the fuck out, Nick!
	Nick was like, huh?
	What'd you say?
	You can chill for a little bit.
	Yeah, have a bite.
	I didn't realize you were pet.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	Sit in a seat.
	It's like a bee's nest out there, man.
	Come back in whenever you want.
	We'll bring in...
	We have Lane.
	We have some major updates.
	Sorry, my fever's creeping back up a little bit.
	Is it?
	Just a little.
	Tinnitus is a sign when I get the...
	Oh, no.
	That's gotta be annoying.
	What did I miss?
	Oh, there we got Josh Feierstein.
	Josh making an appearance.
	How are you, sir?
	Yeah.
	What?
	I want to make sure that I got...
	All right.
	What did I miss?
	Sorry, everybody.
	I also changed shirts.
	I was sweating quite a bit.
	It's a part of you.
	It's one of those days.
	Sorry, buddy.
	No, I'm glad to be here.
	It's a great night.
	I'm not going to let something like a little flesh-eating virus.
	Like a volcano coming out of your posterior keep you from the chair.
	Got it.
	He said posterior.
	I thought he was going to say the P word.
	I thought so.
	That's what it sounded like.
	It was close.
	He was going to hard P. Yeah, because he has a mouth on him.
	Yeah, Gerald's always going off cursing.
	He's the reason we had the dub button in the first place.
	Actually, you know what?
	That part's not even a joke.
	I know.
	Anytime I quote CDC, it's like, I was going to say, the number of legal hours expended over Gerald's small shoes.
	And by the way, for people out there, this is also to put some conspiracy, because people are like, you know, I haven't seen Half Asian Bill.
	He must have not worked there.
	No, he actually has, like, a full-time job.
	He runs a firm.
	Allegedly, yes.
	Though, I have been seeing some of your stand-up.
	How many stand-up sets did you want to do this week?
	Okay, so my goal was to just do stand-up this year, and then in March I started doing it, so I've done now 74 sets, and then started a legal comedy podcast, Hardly Legal, so you can go to hardlylegal.com, submit calls, we answer questions, it's a good time.
	Well, nobody said you could plug your podcast.
	No, no, no, no, no, I'm plugging it because people, half the calls we get are about Gerald.
	They're sexual harassment calls from about Gerald, yeah.
	And it's all guys.
	That's the weird part.
	Well, they do identify as guys.
	Usually they don't report, but it's so egregious.
	I know.
	We immediately hang up.
	We're like, no, Gerald's safe.
	Don't you love how we bring in Josh and he doesn't have the look of death on his face like we're starting to get?
	No, I like...
	He looks fresh-faced.
	Well, yeah.
	He looks fresh-faced.
	Cough on him.
	Yeah, I made a couple bets that I ended up selling and making some money on him already.
	Why are you doing your De Niro face?
	I don't know.
	You know you can't bet on our stream being removed.
	Which, by the way, you guys can go check.
	Can we check that in with the Polymarket, the betting odds on this show being taken down from YouTube?
	Let's check in right now.
	The Polymarket check-in to see.
	I know Noodles has to bring it up, so I have to kill some time.
	Let's check in.
	And the bets are...
	Oh, 26% chance that this show gets removed.
	That's fine.
	Hey, you know what?
	While we're here...
	That's a better chance than Kamala has of winning right now on the same map.
	I was going to say, can we check and see what her odds are right now for the overall?
	That's not the same.
	Good golly!
	Wow!
	Wow!
	So it's almost a dead heat, the chances, the likelihood of this show being banned from YouTube or Kamala winning the presidency.
	Those are rookie numbers.
	We've got to pump those up.
	We need to overlay those graphs.
	I just want to track them over the night.
	You think she's doing a jigsaw puzzle with her niece right now?
	270 to lose!
	I was doing it, and then I was talking with my pastor.
	He's Hindi.
	What?
	Your pastor?
	What are you talking about?
	You were raised handy in Westmount, bitch.
	You want to do some state calls?
	Well, you do have some state calls, and then I don't know if Lane the Brain is going to come in here or what, but he did have some updates.
	So, Lane the Brain, you guys let us know if Lane was coming in on Red Share.
	You guys were asking for him.
	Either way.
	All right, so it's time for some state calls.
	And then I'm going to eat this pre-digested sweet potato meal.
	Mmm.
	Regurgitated, robin-eaten sweet potatoes?
	Yeah, I do have someone out there.
	Don't read the New York Post.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I've been asked if I prepare your potatoes.
	That's right, my sweet potatoes.
	And I said I do.
	I do it willingly.
	Yes, you do.
	Yes, he does.
	He hits the open button on the electric can opener that I have.
	And I don't forget the chives.
	Nope.
	No, you do not.
	Nothing I thought could be worse than a vision of Kamala's America, but that is worse.
	Yes, it is.
	That is worse.
	Oh, William, you just need to spend more time in the office.
	You will see a lot worse.
	I have to interject just real quick.
	The Polymarket took a moment to refresh.
	It's much, much worse.
	There's a greater chance of this show being removed from YouTube.
	Nick's back.
	I'm going to get back to the legal cave.
	I'm going back to the legal cave.
	We have a legal cave.
	Thank you, half-Asian lawyer.
	Did we have a stinger for half-Asian lawyer?
	No, I didn't.
	Why don't you be able to take a break, because this is going to go for a long time.
	You missed it, Nick.
	I look like I'm not in shape.
	We have a better chance.
	Right now, this show has a higher likelihood of being removed from YouTube than Kamala does on Polymarket of being president.
	She dropped down to 23%.
	23% that she could win the presidency.
	We're at 26% that this show gets removed.
	I fall.
	No, no, it's not your fault.
	Well, maybe a little.
	I mean, it's all of our fault.
	Look, it's everyone's fault.
	The fight's out there.
	Well, some of it's in here.
	Some of it's in here, but that's what makes us better.
	Iron sharpens iron.
	How do you understand conflict equal entertainment?
	We do have some state calls to make.
	Gerald, which state calls?
	You've got, you've actually, do you want to call him?
	Let me, let me.
	Oh, okay.
	All right.
	Let me call this one.
	They already did that one.
	All right.
	This is the one where you, oh my gosh.
	He must be really upset tonight.
	I know he's really upset about this first one that's going to Donald Trump with eight electoral votes.
	I'm all disappointed in my home state.
	Oh, no.
	I'm from the land of no de-veined shrimp.
	Oh, no.
	It's the best part.
	The best part.
	Check it out the vein.
	That's what the flavor is.
	And that's why Louisiana voting for Trump.
	That's right.
	Hit the eagle!
	Bit of a kid, call yourself a sound man.
	Back in the day when I had sound man, they were talking to tin cans and a wire.
	That's better than the internet.
	Smartest mind in politics right here.
	Right here.
	Yeah!
	Yeah, that's right.
	Over there in Louisiana, we don't wet the sponge!
	Well, you should.
	Of course it was right!
	And then we do have to make an unfortunate call, but it's only four electoral votes.
	Rhode Island is officially going to Kamala Harris.
	Yeah, because that's a wart on the ass of Massachusetts.
	That's a state?
	I thought that was a county or something.
	Yeah, they'll absorb it.
	I think it's a territory.
	And then 28 electoral votes, so this will go on the map, but do not be depressed at this point.
	We knew this was going to happen unless you were Vivek, who will be on the show later.
	New York is officially going to Kamala Harris right now.
	I still think they're cheating.
	That's...
	Oh!
	What's the...
	Oh, I forgot.
	We do have Donald Trump calling...
	Well, that one's close.
	I'm having a good time!
	Having a good time!
	New York's still a commie a**hole tonight!
	What a shocker!
	Oh, imagine my surprise!
	In case you didn't know, I was just lying!
	Cold sarcasm!
	I'm gonna go, go, go, go!
	Don't stop me!
	And by the way, yes, your Mug Club membership supported.
	20 plus states being called by Donald Trump.
	Both for a win and for a loss.
	So we'll have on a scrapyard show the ones that don't make air.
	One more that we can actually call since we're here.
	Illinois for Kamala Harris.
	19 electoral votes.
	Oh, I forgot.
	I'm having a good time.
	I'm having a good time.
	Illinois still corrupt tonight.
	Who'd have thunk it?
	Adam Kinzinger sucks pee.
	He'll shoot another reporter tonight.
	He'll probably deserve it.
	I'm gonna go.
	Go.
	Just go stopping me.
	I feel like we should mute us on those, by the way, going forward.
	I hate to see him go.
	That'll be funny a thousand years from now.
	He's gonna go, go, go, go.
	It's gonna go.
	That's time capsule shit.
	Do we have the number?
	And I don't know if we want to bring in Lane the Brain because maybe he had some insight on these.
	I know you guys were asking for...
	He's in the chair out there.
	I don't know if he's afraid of you.
	Alright, well let's go check in with people at work.
	And by the way, can someone just like punch him a little?
	Make him look a little bit rougher?
	Because he makes all of us look bad.
	And I just buttoned my shirt.
	Okay, it doesn't apply to you, Nick, with your sun-kissed Sicilian skin, obviously.
	Obviously, man.
	Grease don't crack.
	Burn.
	I'm looking like a catcher's mitt on Imodium.
	Let's go people at work.
	You look like him.
	All right.
	Blaine.
	Oh, guys, when I said we should be allied and no conflict, I didn't mean to be so chummy.
	Let's go to...
	I was doing a flute thing.
	Yeah, so is Zamphir.
	You know, Zamphir, he does bear sounds with his pan flute.
	You know, one of my favorite references is Zamphir.
	Well, I went to school with his son.
	Oh, Lord.
	No, you didn't.
	I absolutely went to school with his son.
	Yeah, I did.
	My first signature joke.
	Was it about Zamphir?
	We'll bring up some Zamphir afterwards during a commercial break.
	It's unbelievable work with the pan flute.
	He does, like, bear sounds.
	He'll be like, boop.
	You went to school with a son.
	I did.
	I did go to school with a son.
	Really sharp kid.
	The best drummer in all of the Montreal area.
	All right.
	We all know how Montreal, they have a lot of rhythm people.
	Yes, they do.
	They do.
	They are the equivalent of our brothers.
	Lane, help us!
	There's two states that we really want to look at right now that are really, really interesting.
	North Carolina and Virginia.
	So we have data dumps on both of them.
	And in the North Carolina one, we saw in the last dump, Trump got 50.8% of the vote, which means he only needs 48.6% of the outstanding vote.
	Now, the interesting thing is, Decision Desk HQ seems to have already called North Carolina in favor of Donald Trump.
	They've given him the state.
	Okay.
	Yes.
	But that's kind of why we wanted to do what we're doing is so we don't jump to any conclusions.
	So we are actually going to wait to see some more votes come in, but that's trending towards him.
	And on the other side, Decision Desk HQ has called Virginia for Kamala Harris.
	Okay.
	So, according to the information we have on Virginia, he would need 51.2% of the remaining vote to win, which seems like it's still possible.
	So, we want to wait on both of those, but we did just want to let you know that both those states have been called by other outlets.
	But they're still very, very close.
	Do we know which percentage of the vote in Virginia has come in, for example, like Fairfax, you know, the areas like Arlington versus areas?
	Because Virginia, there's pretty much that area that borders D.C. and the rest of the state.
	So that would tell us why it might be more prudent to wait.
	Right, so there's about 60.3% of the total vote that's in, and I know we just checked in, Loudoun County is the one we've been watching, because it's right there by D.C. And Loudoun was just, I think there were 54% the last time we saw, maybe reaching towards 60 now.
	But still, there is a substantial amount of vote to come in all of those locations.
	So, you know, and Trump has been trending very positively in a place like Loudoun, where he's 10 points up on where he was in 2020.
	That's important data for people to know, because Kamala Harris right now is 56% of the votes there in Loudoun County to 40% of Donald Trump.
	But like you're saying, he's performing significantly better than he did in 2020.
	Yes.
	I think Biden had a 26-point win in Loudoun County last time.
	Okay, so 10 points more, and we can bring that up.
	We'll give people access to the overlays.
	And again, there's a lot that...
	Well, that says 95% of the votes...
	Right now, 95% of Loudoun County has been counted.
	Okay, we would have just had another dump in the last few seconds then.
	Okay, so 95% of Loudoun County has been tallied up, and there's only a 16-point lead for Kamala, as opposed to a 25-plus point lead.
	Where are we waiting for most of the votes then at that point?
	I would imagine we're waiting from, are they heavily blue counties, or are there some red counties that still, and of course they'll be more rural in Virginia.
	Virginia has kind of an urban area, again, that borders D.C., and then a lot of it is very rural.
	Right.
	It seems to be a mix of both.
	It seems like the counties are reporting at a similar rate right now.
	And with it being so close, that's just why we don't want to make any presumptuous calls because a few votes break one way or the other.
	This isn't to say Decision Desk HQ is wrong, but we don't want to pull a 2020 Arizona if anybody gets my drift.
	Yes, I do understand your drift.
	Brett Mayer really screwed the pooch.
	And I think what we said was with Virginia, right, the total vote, which we won't have for a while, if it's anywhere even close, meaning if it's anything less than I think we said between 5% and 7%, if it's anywhere 5% or close to it, that that would be a significant trend that would let people know, ooh, okay, this thing is heating up quite a bit.
	Correct.
	We were saying at the beginning of the night, if he won Virginia, that would have been an indication of a landslide.
	But if he's anywhere close to Virginia, within a couple points, that's really, really bad news for the Democrats nationwide.
	And we won't know that for a little while.
	So even if they call the state, we won't know how close it's going to be.
	But that is one of the states that should be mostly tallied up by the end of the night, right?
	Yes, it should be.
	And it looks like North Carolina is trending that direction, too.
	Hopefully we can give you our calls on both those states in a short while.
	Okay.
	All right.
	And get me those numbers on the Jews and the Hispanics in Miami-Dade.
	So we have a quick update.
	We don't actually have exit polling from Jews.
	We do have some from Latinos that we're working on right now.
	Okay, great.
	Well, I didn't know if there was a percentage from the census that we could find as far as Miami-Dade and I think it was Broward County as far as how many, you know, you just look for a lot of vowels in the last name.
	Yeah, well, I'll go find HR right now and get him on that.
	Yeah, absolutely.
	Thank you, Lane the Brain.
	We appreciate it.
	We'll check back in with you after.
	people at work okay Yeah.
	Good.
	Very good.
	Okay, but these trends are all great and shit.
	All right, Nick.
	This is why I told you to eat a Snickers.
	What is this, a Tony Robbins fucking video?
	I can be positive.
	That would be pretty cool.
	I'm just providing a little pushback.
	I'm very excited.
	We're telling you that some things are looking good, some things are looking better.
	Are you cautiously optimistic, Nick?
	That's, I guess, a good way of describing it.
	Very, very cautiously.
	Let me just put it this way.
	When the Red Sox go up on somebody, you're like, oh, they're going to blow it in the night.
	And then if you win, you're like, yeah, they barely got it.
	Everything tastes weird since I'm sick, but every now and then, the virus gets something right, and these sweet potatoes taste like a sugar cookie.
	Oh, sweet.
	I don't know why.
	It's plain sweet potatoes.
	That'll look good coming out the other end.
	Looks about the same.
	You're the only one who's in the blast radius, Nick.
	What?
	You're the only one who's within the blast radius, so I wouldn't be so chipper.
	Somebody get me those goggles.
	By the way, in about nine minutes, we've got Eduardo Bolsonaro.
	That's right, our Brazilian friends.
	I feel bad because they were relying on the election integrity map and then we got DDoS'd.
	Sorry about that, guys.
	We didn't DDoS ourselves.
	No, we didn't DDoS ourselves.
	You can't do that, right?
	I DDoS'd myself earlier.
	Well, that's different.
	Well, I know.
	It's because you had a while to go.
	We streamed for quite a while without you.
	By the way, clean up restroom number two.
	Okay.
	I slipped.
	I almost hit my head in the back of the tub.
	Oh, really?
	There's a tub in restroom number two?
	There is now.
	Anybody know how to get that bottle of hand lotion off the wall at the hotel or in the bathroom?
	Well, I do know that you are the reason they have now bolted it to the wall.
	This is why they give you two plastic cups in the room.
	You go in, you fill them all up.
	I'm at a home with sweets.
	I take a little ice cream bowl.
	I fill it.
	Oh, that's a smart idea.
	It's tremendous.
	All the tricks of the trades.
	It's like I'm soaking in palm oil.
	Remember back in the day before the internet where you used to check under the mattresses for dirty magazines?
	Yes!
	Yeah, now no one cares.
	Bobby Slayton.
	They don't come up anymore.
	I was at a comedy condo in Cleveland, and Slayton was there the weekend before.
	I opened the freezer, and he's got a hustler open in the freezer.
	Some fat lady like this.
	For some reason, when you said it, I was picturing Bobby in the freezer, like Beetlejuice, like, ah!
	That would have been less scary.
	He propped it up with ice trays.
	What are you, 11?
	It is a tough, tough go on the road.
	Is Ann Navarro looking at you from the freezer?
	By the way, what?
	I moved.
	Oh, okay.
	You moved.
	Do we want to check in with CNN and let's see how confident Jake Tapper is right now?
	He's saying, key race alert.
	Key race alert.
	Counted.
	I am going to now bring you a projection.
	It's gotta be for Kamala.
	And so they can project Louisiana a long time ago.
	See, guys, you're seeing it in real time.
	They predict the ones early that they shouldn't necessarily predict.
	And by the way, we're not saying that they're wrong on Virginia.
	It's very likely that Kamala wins Virginia.
	But they're making a prediction, again, because they want to destroy your morale.
	But Louisiana, for some reason, they're calling later.
	Come on.
	Yeah, that was a real toss-up.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Nice.
	Hey, look, what's up?
	What?
	Look over your shoulder.
	Oh look, it's up!
	Hey guys, so I'll let you see integritymap.com.
	Go to it quick!
	Go to it quick while it still works.
	I gotta tell you, this is terrific.
	You guys have done a nice job with this shit.
	Thank you very much.
	And shit being the key word there.
	I'm sorry, I thought I was on Disney.
	No, I'm not talking about the fact that it got DDoS attacked.
	So there we go.
	That's the map.
	And we have a bunch of, we have some exclamations there.
	I don't know if they want to let us know which ones we should check in with most, because obviously there have been some...
	Yeah, we'd love to check in on one of those if we can, so let us know.
	Check in on Iowa.
	I'm going there this weekend.
	I'd like to see how they're doing in a tumble.
	It looks, yeah.
	It's a dead end thing.
	Wait, Iowa looks, oh, I guess that's one there?
	Well, don't you know, they tried to tell you last minute, like, actually, Kamala's up 10 in Iowa, because one broad with a newspaper.
	It's It's my register!
	Really?
	But what methodology?
	I'm not going to give you the methodology.
	It's a patented register.
	Wasn't it Gerald?
	Yeah.
	I don't know why she sounds like it.
	Gerald likes to just throw a blanket over all the trees.
	He's not right enough.
	No, no, that wasn't enough.
	She resembles an old Jewish lady.
	Will Ferrell's Harry Carey.
	Hey!
	Did you know that Kamala Harris is up in Iowa?
	Hot dogs.
	Hot dogs.
	You think the moon has made blue cheese?
	Hot dogs make a new currency.
	We're talking about my hero, Will Ferrell, the super woke genius.
	Yes, I know.
	Have you seen all of his commercials?
	He's doing Billy on the street, he's doing white guys.
	I call it West Coast Stupid.
	He was a great sketch actor, and then he just got to the point where if it doesn't work, just yell.
	Is he from the West Coast?
	He is, isn't he?
	I think he's from the Midwest and then moved to the West Coast.
	I have a segment on my show called West Coast Stupid.
	Yeah.
	Is he on it?
	Even though we don't know where he's from?
	Ah, fuck him.
	Anyways.
	I don't like his new commercials.
	He's a funny guy, though.
	I just realized, because of the Polymarket check-in, I forgot, we actually do have, while we're talking about bets tonight, we do have our in-house betting correspondent, who was the best that we could get this evening.
	So we thank Polymarket, but we also apologize to Polymarket.
	It's time to check in with Lose the House Larry.
	Alright, what's that?
	Not good.
	Not freaking good, dude.
	All my bets are falling through.
	How was I supposed to know a deaf horse gets distracted during a race?
	What are you talking about?
	What went wrong with your bets?
	Did you not use Polymarkets?
	I got a guy.
	Well, what do you mean you got a guy, Larry?
	I mean, I got a guy on the inside.
	Gets me all the inside information, all the biggest short thing bets.
	Do you mean like when you were the only person who bet a lot on Mike Tyson against Buster?
	Tyson was a short thing.
	Against Buster?
	Didn't you bet on the Falcons against the Patriots, too?
	Yeah, come on, dude.
	That was a fair bet.
	You know that.
	Yeah, but you did it at halftime.
	Exactly.
	They were up 25 points, dude.
	And just on principle, Larry, how could you bet against the Americans in the Miracle on Ice?
	Come on.
	No one thought they had a shot.
	So you bet on the Russians?
	No, I didn't bet on the Russians.
	I don't understand.
	The Swedes.
	I bet on the Swedes.
	Okay, well, does your guy have anything on the election tonight, Larry?
	No, but I got a sure thing for you.
	Look, my guy said we should put it all on Alan Page winning an Oscar.
	All right, Tim caught it.
	I thought he said Alan Page was a great football player in the 70s.
	Well, Alan Page was a great actress.
	Same likelihood.
	Alan, not Alan.
	We also do have an update right now.
	Georgia, by the way, 79% of the vote is in and Donald Trump is holding a 4.8% lead.
	Good golly.
	So that is pretty significant.
	That's good.
	And so North Carolina updates 65% of the vote in.
	Trump's leading by 5.3%.
	Virginia updates 64% of the vote in and Trump leading by 1.1% again, depending on where the rest of the votes come from.
	Counties.
	Are you leading Virginia 1.1%?
	Wow.
	Now that's good.
	Leading by 1.1%.
	That one actually made me excited.
	I pulled my bet, by the way.
	Yeah.
	Pennsylvania right now, 40% of the vote is in.
	Trump is closing the gap again, as expected.
	Kamala Harris' lead is less than 1%.
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	Trending in the right direction.
	So it looks, look, and again, we're not going to make calls immediately.
	It seems like they've already called Virginia.
	I believe Decision Desk has called Virginia.
	Decision Desk, man.
	Yeah, we're not going to be making that call.
	And I know, it's very likely that Kamala wins Virginia, but if it's even remotely close, and then of course you see North Carolina, which they have also called, we're just trying to be prudent here because we don't want you to have false hope, and we also don't want you to have false despair.
	So that's why we waited on both of those states.
	They're very, very close.
	It does seem, if I were to bet right now, that obviously Donald Trump will win North Carolina.
	That seems much more like a surefire bet than even Virginia, certainly Virginia being with that much of a winning margin.
	So if we see Donald Trump win North Carolina, we see him win Georgia, and we see Virginia within five points or less...
	That's the kind of combination that you really haven't seen with a Republican not winning in at least, I believe it was, a decade?
	With that kind of combination?
	So 79% of the vote in, Donald Trump holding a 4.8% lead in Georgia.
	We'll go to polymarket stuff here in a minute again, but it's over 80% now, I believe, 81.5% for Donald Trump.
	So that is moving, money is moving away from Kamala Harris as fast as her husband.
	Oh my God!
	Come on!
	What kind of shot was that?
	She's a human being, for Christ's sake.
	Come on, the guy banged the nanny.
	We're really going to stick up for this guy?
	Yeah, but did you see the nanny?
	Holy smokes.
	Yeah, different wife, buddy.
	It could be a Jude law situation.
	Okay, fine.
	You know what?
	Dickie Greenleaf.
	Fails nobody.
	Before we go to Bolsonaro here in just a minute, we've got another...
	So we're going to go with another promo code for merch right now.
	So go to CrowderShop.com.
	We're going to do number three.
	I know Tim...
	Tim's got like 75 billion things to kind of choose from, so he needs a little bit of a lead-in.
	Yes.
	Can you say number three?
	Number three.
	All right.
	So promo code MAGA right now.
	Any shirt.
	24% off for one hour.
	Or...
	Until a major swing state is called.
	So make sure you go to CrowderShop.com.
	Use promo code MAGA. And remember, we've got the 2024 Oscar the Crouch shirt.
	By the way, we haven't been doing the drinking game tonight.
	I've been doing it.
	We haven't had anything to drink yet.
	Well, yeah.
	Every time a state is called for Trump, any time a state is deemed too close to call, or any time a swing state is called.
	We've had all of those things.
	I need alcohol.
	I've been playing by my own rules.
	That's because you're a rebel with a cause, and the cause is drinking.
	I've been playing it.
	Every time that little Trump guy did a dance, I took a shot.
	That's why I'm worried, because I've got to keep this ship afloat, and I know that everyone else is having a good time and drinking, and if I drink, I'm going to throw up.
	Yeah, you can't do it.
	People might pay to see that.
	You should have some brandy and sweat it out, as they said in The Godfather.
	So is it sweat it out?
	Yeah, that's how Sonny said it.
	Yeah, sweat it out.
	Sweat it out.
	All right, I guess.
	I don't know.
	I'm sorry, I didn't have a Marvel movie reference.
	Listen...
	It's more like Transformers.
	Yeah, for Gerald.
	Transformers 4.
	He loves it.
	He likes the Transformers that have Mark Wahlberg.
	I've never seen a Transformer movie.
	I'm not lying.
	I'm trying to do your bidding, okay?
	Those were good movies.
	People really enjoy those movies.
	I'm making people happy, alright?
	People say, where's Shia?
	Shia had a mental breakdown, okay?
	So they have me.
	By the way, if I was on Flight 93, wouldn't have gone down like that.
	Okay?
	We have a problem here?
	He would say, we do have a problem.
	I'd say, what is it?
	He'd say, we have a terrorist.
	I'd say, you can't have a terrorist on a plane.
	You're not supposed to have them on a plane.
	It's supposed to be a terrorist-free plane.
	Hey, we have Bolsonaro.
	And the reason that this is so important is, of course, you know, Brazil, they're paying very close attention to the United States because they know what happens when you have a commie who actually achieves higher office.
	He's at Mar-a-Lago right now.
	Oh, Bolsonaro?
	Yeah.
	Wow, he must have some juice.
	So why did Gerald leave?
	You know, because he's...
	Alright, well then, let's make sure that we bring on Mr.
	And just to be clear, this is Eduardo Bolsonaro?
	Eduardo, yeah.
	Yeah, I want to make sure.
	I don't want people to be like, but he's great too.
	So let's bring on Eduardo Bolsonaro, ladies and gentlemen.
	Mr.
	Bolsonaro, it's looking a little choppy, but I know you're at Mar-a-Lago right now.
	What's the vibe like there?
	Hi Steven, sorry to disturb you, but here people are also very excited.
	We are following the elections, and actually I've been doing a lot of interviews, but we are following here the elections and everybody here at the dinner is really excited.
	We just had Trump here saying that he expects to go to the Conviction Center, maybe to do the announcement of the victory.
	I will tell you, to be very honest, I have some friends in Brazil that they are a bit scared.
	Because they see that a lot of people say that Kamala is going to do good.
	Maybe they're going to win.
	And no one knows the truth.
	It depends what TV channel or what YouTube are you watching or Rumble channel you are watching.
	Right.
	No, that's exactly right.
	And that's why we wanted to provide people with some more granular detail with the stuff we have here, with not only the Newswire, not only the analysts, but we want people to see a little bit.
	For example, we have not called people here watching.
	We have not called Virginia yet because it's very, very close.
	Kamala will probably win.
	But it will be within a margin that is significant, and we also haven't called North Carolina, which Donald Trump will very likely win, but we want to be prudent with those, and we did, however, call a multitude of states well before CNN did, because isn't it amazing?
	They call, you know, these decision desks, they call Virginia, they call states, but they didn't call Louisiana for another 10, 20 minutes, so...
	We have two screens here, one in Fox News, another one in CNN. It's unbelievable how different it is, depending on the channel that you watch.
	If I was watching CNN, I would say Kamala will win for sure.
	Right.
	And it's crazy.
	That's absolutely right.
	And by the way, they are all using the same service.
	That's why we wanted to make sure that people can use the election integrity map and follow along with us so they can see, hey, you can look at the data yourself that is provided.
	And then we also want to provide some analysis from some experts here.
	But yeah, if you tune in to CNN... It's going to get crazy once we get to a few key swing states, right?
	Okay, you see North Carolina, you see Georgia.
	Right now, it's very much looking like Donald Trump is going to win Georgia.
	He won Florida by such a huge margin of votes.
	It's looking good, but, you know, hey, depending on the outright steal.
	How does this compare to watching an election, for example, in Brazil?
	At this point in time, there's obviously some momentum for Donald Trump.
	But are you always incredibly skeptical because of what you've experienced there with an election basically blatantly being stolen?
	Yeah, in Brazil, it's fully different from what you have in the United States.
	Everybody votes in the same day.
	It's the first Sunday of October.
	We have elections every four years.
	And in this moment, you can vote from 8 a.m.
	until 5 p.m.
	So it's a bit different.
	The problem is that in Brazil, it's fully electronic.
	So you have to trust in the bureaucrats that are going to count the votes.
	This is a huge criticize that we have against this system.
	But here in the United States, it's really different.
	It makes sense when you look for the history, the reasons that it's like that.
	Some people support, some people do not.
	But in Brazil, it's pretty different.
	And it's very, very quickly that we have the results.
	Something that I do not agree is that it doesn't matter how fast you can have the result.
	This is not important.
	The importance is you keep the democracy.
	So, in my opinion, we would go back to the paper ballots.
	It's safer.
	It's the way that, for example, Javier Millet got elected in Argentina.
	But in Brazil, it's fully electronic.
	I don't see this as an advantage, but the bureaucrats from the capital, they say, is very good because in a couple of hours, you have the results of all of the places in Brazil.
	Well, look, I hate to leave you early, Mr.
	Bolsonaro, but your Wi-Fi connection is not ideal, so we're hearing your voice, but we're not seeing you move, so we may check back in with you later, but I do know that the eyes of Brazil Are upon us.
	And if people go back and watch the Ash Wednesdays that we've done and the interviews that we've done with you and Figueredo and Mr.
	DeSantos, it's a very important cautionary tale.
	And so I know how important it is, not only to you and your family, and obviously someone like your father, but it's important to the people of Brazil who are still hoping that there's that shining city on a hill of freedom and of an actual representative republic.
	So I really appreciate you taking the time.
	And we'll check back in with you.
	Tell Mar-a-Lago to upgrade their internet.
	Can you do that?
	Do you have that kind of pull?
	I'll ask a guy.
	Maybe they have some money to fix this.
	I'll make sure.
	Maybe they do.
	You're surrounded by gold angels, for crying out loud.
	It's like Ben Carson's bathroom.
	You ever see that?
	I've never seen anything more gaudy.
	Mr.
	Bolsonaro, thank you for making the time, sir.
	We'll check back in with you.
	Eduardo Bolsonaro, everybody.
	Best teeth I've ever seen on a human being in my life.
	Well, I think in their healthcare plan there, it's free dental and steroids.
	Oh, that's right.
	And they have 401Ks for kidnapping.
	It's weird.
	That's what the K stands for.
	Man, blinding smile.
	And I think a big part is they just kidnap the ugly women and they just send them off to a gulag.
	I think that's a big part of the Brazilian...
	I used to say that up to Montreal.
	They don't have ugly women.
	What?
	They don't have ugly women.
	I don't know.
	I mean, I'm sure they do in the rural areas.
	The ones who sleep in hammocks by the river basin.
	It's still hot, hammocks.
	They do!
	They do!
	I have a Brazilian hammock.
	I supported a family.
	I got a Brazilian hammock.
	Tool Man knows.
	He has a wife from Ecuador, and they have hammocks.
	They sleep in hammocks.
	Yeah, when they go, they'll pick you up another one, because I heard yours got lost.
	Yes, yes, well, one of them did.
	But you remember the last time we had the election, we went home, I took a nap for two hours in my hammock in my office because I didn't want to wake anyone up, and then we came right back.
	And it was the best two-hour nap I've ever had in my life.
	Yeah, they're very comfortable.
	Well, you know, that's just branding at that point, because all hammocks are a swing.
	You can do it on any hammock.
	It doesn't need to be made by, you know.
	No, I haven't had sex on it.
	I just swing on it like a little kid.
	After you pull the lotion off of the wall at the Hyatt.
	Yeah, it's Nick at 506.
	I got a Mayan hammock and a bottle of jerkins.
	And nobody's going to tell me any different.
	You got a settling torch.
	I'm in a 506.
	Oh, gosh.
	I guess, you know what, we still do have to check in with, hopefully, do we know if...
	Yes, Vermont's in.
	Oh, wait, hold on one second here.
	I know that we have our correspondent on the ground.
	Oh!
	Well, this time I guess he's in Pennsylvania.
	So let's check in with our on-the-ground correspondent who still has a retainer for the next four years, so he'll be here through the next election.
	Thanks, Rumble Premium, Thomas Finnegan.
	All right, Finnegan, I expect you made it to Pennsylvania by now.
	Hi, Stephen.
	Hi.
	Are you in Pennsylvania?
	You said West Virginia.
	No!
	I was very clear.
	You're supposed to go to the Keystone State.
	Yeah, well, agree to disagree.
	How did he get that far south so quickly?
	Honestly, I'm more impressed than angry at this point.
	It's all about the time zones and, you know, the slipstream.
	I think El Nino played a role.
	Well, this is obviously a valuable use of time on the biggest stream.
	Since you're in West Virginia, why don't you hum a few bars of Take Me Home Country Roads for all of our viewers?
	How about that?
	Okay.
	The most deaf song?
	John Denver, but close enough.
	Oh, dear God.
	You know what, Tool Man?
	Let's cut it.
	Let's cut it.
	You look like one of those monkeys, you know?
	Like the symbol monkey.
	Oh, the monkey's a huge influence on the vehicles.
	That's what I heard.
	He looked like Joe Cocker.
	Look at this.
	Look at this.
	John King and Jake Tapper.
	How many...
	Oh my God.
	I couldn't pick them off a rooftop full of...
	I know, I know, I know.
	Hey, we've been good tonight.
	I want to see that ass on John King.
	He wears a jacket to hide it.
	He does.
	I swear to you, he has it let out.
	He has it let out in the back like a penguin.
	His nickname's Lizzo.
	He's got junk back there.
	He's got an ass like you read about in Ass Weekly.
	Well, why else would you subscribe to Ass Weekly?
	I don't know.
	You only read about oddly shaped asses.
	Why are you reading about it?
	Because you were on the cover twice, Gerald.
	Oh, really?
	Hey!
	You've been in comedy for how long and that's the best you got?
	I didn't want to offend you.
	We have this set up for live viewers and they're all in the green room.
	We had this whole thing set up.
	Yeah, I'm glad I set that up.
	I think everyone's having a great time in there.
	I'll invite my wife in here.
	What you guys don't see is I'm literally hiding that my stomach is doing the seizing thing after having thrown off and all that stuff.
	Let us know if you need Bill to come back in.
	No, I'm fine.
	Okay.
	I mean, look, at this point, it's over four hours.
	Well, no takesies-packsies, so...
	No, I know.
	What, Gerald?
	I've got another state call.
	You say it like I've done something wrong.
	Well, you walked out.
	You didn't even tell me that you were leaving.
	The rules are the first business going on.
	Gerald's fighting with everybody.
	It's not me.
	Yeah.
	He really is.
	You know what?
	You're right.
	You're right.
	He does it in a way.
	Well, there's a lot of pressure on a guy.
	Could you imagine being in a relationship with him?
	It's the definition of gaslighting.
	Well, actually, I could.
	He's got an ass like a peach.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	But be that as it may, it's not worth the trouble.
	It's not worth the trouble it comes with.
	It is worth the trouble.
	They're like, why are you so mad?
	You're like, well, because you did the thing and you walked out.
	I'm like, I had no idea I was supposed to let you know before I walk out on the biggest dream in the world.
	Like, yeah.
	Yeah.
	Well, he's the dad driving the car.
	You gotta give him a little slack.
	Yeah, and he's the one who doesn't lock the sliding door in the minivan so it opens up when you go down the freeway right into the bus lane.
	That's pretty cool if you're doing a robbery.
	I knew a lady who kicked...
	Thanks, Josh.
	I got you, Gerald.
	I'm always looking for the positive side.
	I don't know if I can tell the story, but it's a funny story about a lady who kicked a relative into the bus lane.
	I'll ask someone if I can tell the story.
	I won't identify anyone, but it's a very funny story, but it might be a sore spot.
	I was going to call a state, but I guess not.
	Okay, let's go to another skate call.
	Brought to you by Noble Gold.
	Go to CrowderGold.com.
	Again, I have held...
	We've got to go get the coin.
	I don't have to go get the coin, but I have this giant...
	It feels good in your hand.
	It does feel good in your hand.
	I feel like I could really take out a Walgreens with this.
	You could, but it's an expensive brick.
	Give me a reason, Kenosha!
	Give me a reason!
	They've already had plenty of reasons.
	Montana.
	Colorado for Kamala.
	Colorado for Kamala Harris.
	Do we have the final?
	Let's look at the electoral map.
	Let's look at the votes there.
	Let's just go on Colorado real quick.
	Just put your curse over Colorado.
	That's the other one, so he needs to go to the Reuters map.
	Oh, okay.
	And we're going to update all of this.
	It's still available, though, right?
	It's not under DDoS, the electionintegritymap.com.
	Looks like it's still working for you guys.
	And you can send your reports to...
	Let me make sure that I get this right.
	Because, you know, it was correct.
	Report.electionintegritymap.com.
	You can report anything there, and then they can let us know which ones we should follow up on right now.
	Colorado.
	Let's look at Colorado.
	Colorado.
	54% of the expected votes counted.
	That's it, huh?
	That's a big...
	And it's 55 to 42, but...
	56, yeah.
	So it's...
	Well, that's understandable because it's not like there's gang members from Venezuela taking over apartments and shit.
	Exactly.
	It's not like anyone would be intimidated.
	Fucking idiots.
	So we do have, so not on the state side, right?
	But yeah, you're right.
	But nobody thought Colorado was going to go any different.
	Some people did.
	Some people did.
	Yes, there were some people who did.
	And here's the thing.
	You never heard me.
	I said, look, if I'm going to take a flyer, maybe New Hampshire, maybe Virginia.
	But you heard us tell you, hey, look, what we're looking for is the margins there to see.
	A lot of people said Colorado, New Mexico.
	I'm thinking New Mexico.
	I was saying it earlier.
	I made a bet on it.
	I pulled it.
	New Mexico does have some weird politics, but you have people out there, like, look, and he's going to be on the show tonight, but remember Vivek said about Narkin, he said, I don't go by polls, I don't go by, I go by, Vivek is an incredibly data-driven guy.
	And I get that there was a lot of energy in Madison Square Garden, absolutely, and I understand also, by the way, the importance to picking up the popular vote.
	And if I'm wrong, you guys saw me in 2016 with Gerald.
	I was completely wrong on Michigan.
	I remember saying, I just don't see Donald Trump winning Michigan at all, and that's because I saw the enthusiasm for Bernie.
	At that point in time, I didn't realize how many Bernie voters would switch to Trump.
	I just thought they wouldn't vote.
	They just hated Hillary.
	They hated Hillary so much.
	But I was very happy to be wrong.
	So if I happened to be wrong on Colorado or New York, I would be thrilled.
	But I'm not going to lie to you beforehand.
	And you'll get some people saying, oh, Doomer, Doomer, you don't think every state's a swing state?
	No, not every state is a swing state.
	That's absolutely not true in this election.
	And you have to understand that some states like New York are too far gone.
	That being said, looking at those numbers and those margins do matter.
	And they'll give you a realistic idea as to where the momentum is going.
	Anyone who told you that you were going to see New York, New Jersey, Colorado, New Mexico, Virginia, all the above, go red.
	Those were people who were looking for clicks.
	They weren't being honest with you, and I hope that you mark it, and I hope you remember those people.
	And by the way, nothing would make me happier than for them to be right, just like I was wrong on Michigan and And Wisconsin.
	I said Wisconsin maybe, I remember, because of Scott Walker in 2016, but I said it's unlikely.
	I said, I absolutely do not think Michigan.
	Nothing would make me happier, but that doesn't give me the right to lie to you.
	So hopefully, if nothing else, remember one thing tonight, the many hundreds of thousands of you tuning in, that we really will give you our opinion, but we're trying to be honest with this.
	We are going to try and call balls and strikes because guess what?
	Just like when the left says, hey, the greatest threat, the single biggest killer of children in this country is gun violence.
	They're lying to you.
	Because if you're looking for gun violence and not taking into account that if you remove 15 and older, it's not even top 10, you're not going to pay attention to the pool, which causes more death.
	You're not going to pay attention to Honestly, your bathtub, to your outlets, to your toaster oven, to hereditary, all of which take more lives of toddlers and children than guns.
	We're not going to lie to you because people who lie to you are the enemy of the American people.
	What I mean by that is the only way you can have a representative republic, the only way you can keep it, to quote the Founding Fathers, is if you are a moral populace.
	And by the way, that starts with us.
	We have to at least attempt to be moral.
	In educating you because you're tuning, if you're tuning in right now, you're opting to not tune in somewhere else.
	For me to lie to you knowingly because I know it'll maybe get a few more viewers, wouldn't I, you don't think we'd get more viewers if I go, hey, no, Colorado's gonna go Trump!
	It's cheating!
	It's the steal!
	Of course we could.
	Doesn't mean it's honest.
	When we say there's something afoot, we mean it.
	Doesn't mean we're always right, but we mean it.
	We have a pretty damn good track record.
	And if we say no, that's likely out of reach, we mean it.
	My opinion, this is the most important election of our lifetime.
	If Kamala Harris wins, hey, The only silver lining there is that we'll have some clarity.
	We'll have some clarity.
	When you see someone wearing a mask alone in their car, that's not your friend.
	When you say, oh, we can just find common ground.
	No, you can't find common ground on a lie.
	You can't find common ground with people who have not roundly condemned assassination attempts.
	You're not going to see me find common ground on a lie.
	But I tell you, this is the most consequential election of our lifetime.
	Okay?
	There's my opinion.
	You know who I want to win.
	I'm not going to lie to you about it.
	Everyone is willing to do that to some degree.
	Everyone's willing to lie to themselves to some degree.
	We're not going to do it with you.
	And the fail-safe, what we have here, the checks and balances, the guardrails, is a team full of people out there.
	You know what's great about the people we have here?
	You know what's great about Lane the Brain and Georgia?
	That if we were lying to you knowingly, every single one of them would walk.
	We would walk out there to an empty control room.
	And they should.
	They should hold us to it.
	So anyone out there who's saying this is only foul play, Colorado, they're full of shit and they're lying to you.
	For the same reason that we're not calling North Carolina or Virginia, or at least we weren't maybe about 45 minutes ago.
	Maybe at the point now where...
	Yeah, we're getting pretty close.
	I think we're getting pretty close.
	Yeah, but we do have somebody crashing our stream if you want to...
	You know, he wanted to come back and talk to you again.
	Who's crashing our stream again?
	Can you just tell me not being so cryptic?
	Dan Bongino.
	Oh!
	Sorry, it's Bongino.
	They have a guest on, and they're going to go to us after the guest.
	Oh, okay.
	Get another swing and a miss from Gerald tonight.
	It's been many.
	Oh, we got you.
	It was crashing a stream.
	Really?
	It's not ready yet.
	Surprise!
	There's nothing interesting!
	Hey, the fight's in Vermont, guys.
	That's true.
	I'm getting information pieces at a time.
	I was in a fight in Vermont once.
	Yeah, I was in a fight in Vermont once.
	You know what it was?
	It was in Burlington.
	It was a barista.
	It was a barista.
	It was a guy, I swear to you, with a ponytail, a goatee, and a name tag that said he was a girl.
	I said no.
	Absolutely not.
	I was in a fight in Vermont, too.
	Oh, shit, that's where I know you're from.
	That's right.
	You were tapping my tree.
	You're in a fight everywhere you go.
	The voting booth, the bar, Vermont, although Vermont, come on, when you go, you ski, you fight.
	There's not much else to do.
	You can push cows over.
	I gotta fight the voting booth with my wife.
	She almost marked the wrong box.
	Really?
	I said, you've been watching those Kamala ads again, you dumb bitch.
	Whoa!
	Joshy Poo!
	And then she voted for Kamala anyways.
	Well, you didn't get the hint when she showed up dressed like Handmaid's Tale.
	Well, she always wears that.
	I'm an asshole.
	I forgot.
	It's enforced.
	Yeah, yeah.
	You know me.
	Yeah.
	But you'd think, Stephen, you would think.
	And I understand everything you just said is so true.
	But Jesus, in New York City, we would go, that's too far gone.
	New York City has never been in the condition it's been in.
	It's bad now.
	You see what I'm saying?
	You think if it wouldn't turn now or even be a little close.
	You know why?
	It almost feels fake to me.
	I'll tell you why.
	What?
	Because those demons promise they'll fix it.
	And when I say that, I mean it in the biblical sense.
	I mean people who are demonically influenced.
	I don't mean they're sitting there like all the stupid We're not talking about safe, legal, and rare.
	We're talking about literally holding the country hostage if abortion is not all the way up until an on-demand period.
	No, no, no, hold on a second.
	We're not talking about a man A grown man asking you to refer to him by some name he puts on his driver's license.
	We are talking about children having their tits lopped off, having their penises chopped off, and going on mind-altering hormones at a very young age, and we're willing to die on this hill.
	No, no, no.
	We're not talking about maybe a little bit of a higher marginal tax rate.
	We are talking about full-on Marxist redistribution.
	This is a party that is telling you that they are in line with every single value and virtue, which is only held as a virtue straight from the pit of hell, and that's the party that you are up against.
	I'm not saying every single person who votes Democrat.
	I'm not going to call the voters garbage.
	I'm talking about the DNC. Here's how you know it's evil.
	There's not one person, not one...
	And by the way, we have plenty of people here in this office who aren't as pro-life as I am.
	Some people would call themselves pro-choice.
	That's fine.
	There's not one person on the national platform, not one person on the national platform of the DNC, who would say, well, hold on a second.
	Maybe some limitations.
	Not one.
	One.
	That's what I mean.
	And those demons promise the people of New York, hey, hey, I'll make it all better.
	Hey, no, no, no, no, look, look, look, stick with me.
	What they do is they give, and by the way, this is what we learn about in the Bible, not to get all hyper-spiritual on you, but you know what Satan does?
	He gives you just a little bit, a little bit of a taste and goes, isn't what God is telling you?
	Really?
	He's the guy who said don't eat from this tree.
	He's the guy who said, hey, don't you like what I gave you?
	There's plenty more where that came from.
	Just stick with me.
	The Democrat Party goes, hey, don't you like a little bit of the money that we give you, right?
	We give you a little bit of COVID money.
	Hey, don't you like the fact that we're, you know, rent freezing.
	Your rent didn't go up, right?
	Hey, don't you like a little bit of the expanded welfare state?
	Don't you like that?
	There's plenty more where that came from.
	And they promise you that if you support them, you go with them, you vote for them, they're going to fix it.
	When they're the ones who created the problem, but you're too far gone because you don't have an angel and a devil on your shoulder, you've only got a little satanic brick.
	Adams!
	I think people are smarter than that.
	I mean, you know, fucking decade after decade after decade.
	I don't think those people, those elections happen.
	Those people are appointed.
	The Hakeem Jeffries, all the scum that runs...
	It has nothing to do with intelligence.
	It has to do with selfishness, is what it does.
	What do you mean?
	In other words, you can have very smart people...
	It has to do with fake elections.
	No, but I'm talking about they're so far gone and selfish that even though...
	Even though their intellect would tell them, yeah, this problem was created by these people.
	They're so selfish, they go, yeah, but I could probably get mine.
	It'll be better for me.
	Maybe they did, but you know what?
	What they're promising is better for me.
	That's how you...
	If you want to know, okay, because yeah, is there theft?
	Absolutely.
	There hasn't been theft in every single election in Detroit since 1960, going back to Jerome Kavanaugh.
	What there is, is the wealthiest city...
	In the world.
	It was called the Paris of the Midwest.
	Can you believe that shit?
	In the 50s.
	And then, always a problem.
	People going, you know what?
	Yeah, okay, maybe it's not right.
	There are enough people who say, maybe it's not right, but it's going to be better for me.
	Maybe it's not better for America.
	It's going to be better for me working on the factory line.
	Maybe it's It's not better for the mom or dad who needs to drive this car.
	We want to make sure that we maintain safety standards or, I don't know, some kind of quality control.
	No, no.
	We want to protect our business.
	We want to protect our union.
	And so it just takes enough of a selfish motivation.
	That's why you've not heard me say, hey, what have they done for you?
	You hear this?
	The two things that bother me most, and you see on the right, sorry I'm getting in my soapbox here, is you'll hear people on the right say, "Hey, what have the Democrats done for you?" Guess what?
	It doesn't matter, because the Democrats have done a lot for the 47% of Americans who don't pay any income taxes.
	That's not a reason to vote for them, because it's wrong.
	You won't hear me say that.
	You know what else you won't hear me say?
	Let's get ready, because Polymarket might have us on a YouTube band, might go up to over 50%.
	You'll never hear me say that political violence is never the answer.
	You will hear me realistically say that, "Hey, you know what?
	It's very, very rarely the answer.
	It certainly shouldn't be the most readily available answer.
	You'll never hear me say political violence is never the answer.
	You know why?
	Because you live in the greatest country on earth ever because of fucking political violence, dummy.
	If I were to say political violence is never the answer, I'd be a leftist.
	Because I would be saying it was wrong to fight the free of the slaves.
	I'd be saying it was wrong to dump that tea in the harbor.
	It's stupid.
	It's a dumb platitude.
	Any conservative who says, what has the Democrat Party done for you?
	Guess what?
	If they're doing something for you now, you'll vote for them.
	But hey, I don't know, can you see how that could backfire?
	Maybe these people feel the Democrats aren't doing something for them now, but they can promise it next election.
	Oh wait, next election.
	You've given the Democrats the playbook.
	Promise more free shit.
	How about you take the hard road and educate people as to why it's wrong and why long-term it hurts everybody?
	Really easy.
	You say, what have they done for you?
	Guess what?
	Next election cycle?
	If they see everyone's doing better, and this is also why, my God, when you hear people talk about the income, when you hear people talk about the wealth gap, yeah, Biggest wealth transfer we've seen in our lives.
	I don't know if you know it, COVID. Trillions of dollars given just a handful of billionaires.
	But the wealth gap is not the problem.
	Poverty is the problem.
	In other words, you have enough people, whether he won the election or not, yet enough people vote for Biden because even in the era of Donald Trump, where they went eight years Obama, $1,200, average household income increase.
	Four years of Trump, $4,400.
	They were going, yeah, but some other people are doing better than me.
	Well, that's none of your business, prick.
	You're doing better than you ever were before.
	And if I come out and say, what have they done for you lately?
	Well, you gave me $4,400, but they're promising me more.
	Oh, wait.
	Sorry.
	Open the door.
	It's Satan.
	A net negative loss of over $4,000 per household in average annual income.
	You'll never hear me say, what have they done for you?
	You'll hear me say, what have they done for the country?
	How does the country look?
	And you'll never hear me say political violence is never the answer.
	It's usually not.
	And the people who say it's always the answer, they're pussies who aren't going to do anything.
	They'll turn you over immediately faster than George Soros could for people in Hungary.
	But it is sometimes the answer.
	Let's be clear about that.
	The left certainly believes it is because that's how they won 2020.
	You were afraid.
	You were afraid.
	People were afraid to get out and vote.
	So it was mass mail-in voting.
	You know that political violence is sometimes the answer because you live in America.
	You know how I know that?
	Because I lived in Canada.
	We still have the queen on our money, for God's sake.
	Do you have any idea how embarrassing that shit is?
	To actually have to pay, go to a store, like, ha ha ha ha, yeah, that bitch is still on the money!
	Because they bent over and kissed the ring, and America didn't because they had guns.
	Yeah, death of the monarchy, dude, that's what I say.
	That's so crazy.
	I thought you were talking about Trudeau.
	I don't know what I was talking about.
	He might be on the money soon.
	We'll see.
	Sorry, there's so much to navigate and to be the maestro.
	Every now and then, you see people, oh, well, you know what?
	They don't say this is going to backfire.
	What has Biden done for me?
	Well, there's probably a subset of people who think he's done something if he gave them free shit.
	The Democrats are always going to win the game of promising you free shit.
	It didn't work, though, as far as raising income, as far as record low black poverty, as far as record low black unemployment, record numbers of money that we saw given to HBCUs, but also we saw the market do better.
	We saw people...
	And when I say the market, I don't mean the NASDAQ. What I mean is the job market where you could actually find...
	A better wage than you could three years prior, and your money went further.
	But that can't be put in a bumper sticker.
	So we say, what have they done for you?
	It's a losing strategy.
	It's a losing strategy.
	May work for one election cycle, but boy, that doesn't last very long.
	And then you wonder why swing states are no longer swing states and they switch back and forth.
	Is Bongino still on the line?
	Yes, he is.
	He's still with the weather.
	All right.
	Still with the guest or are we going to him?
	It looks like he's still with the guest.
	Let's pot it up real quick just to check.
	Oh my god, it's a boy band guy.
	Yeah, they're still having a conversation.
	Oh, it's the Tulsi Gabbard TikTok lookalike.
	Do we want to stay with him?
	Well, if he wants to come on, you can just let me know when he wants to come on.
	And I believe that we...
	Oh, you know what?
	Oh, do you have an update?
	No, no, I don't have an update.
	I was going to do more horseshit.
	I love horseshit.
	A lot of our audience loves that as well.
	And by the way, we have about 30 minutes until Alex Jones just giving everybody a little heads up there.
	It's going to be interesting, given some time here.
	So I just want to go to a couple of things.
	Is it hot in here or is it because I was flustered?
	I think it was because you're flustered.
	Your voice is a little raspy.
	Yeah, of course it's getting raspy.
	I have Satan in me!
	Did you take the serotonin blockers again?
	Okay, just to be clear, because you're going to have people out there saying I'm going to be a mass shooter.
	I found out.
	That I was given a shot or an IV. They put in Zolfran.
	Do you guys know?
	And I was mad about everything.
	And I found out later that Zolfran is a serotonin blocker to stop you from throwing up.
	And I was like, well, couldn't you have told me that?
	I thought the world was coming to an end and coming unglued.
	I have no happy chemicals in my brain!
	You have to explain this because Gerald felt like mentioning it.
	Because Gerald felt like saying, yeah, like I'm on Zoloft.
	Well, he seems a little angry.
	Good lord!
	I mean, you're going to act like everyone else is starting fights but you!
	He's like Mr.
	Magoo, this guy.
	He's just going around starting shit.
	Why is everyone so mad?
	You and Nick both, what's going on?
	Oh, I'm not mad.
	I just wanted to get that out because I see these Johnny-come-latelys now who hop on the social media train like, Yeah, I'm voting for, because I voted for, I voted for Hillary and I voted for Biden, but.
	No, no, no, no, no, but.
	Shut up and vote in quiet and then maybe we'll know if you've learned something.
	The left has to be destroyed, not beat.
	This isn't just beat them, this election.
	They have to be fucking dismantled.
	Do you understand that?
	I understand it.
	Okay, well, that's not going to happen with not-violence.
	Anyways, back to the show.
	No, I'm not talking about...
	He wants the Dexter of the left.
	I love it.
	No, I do.
	I want the fucking death of the left.
	No, you don't.
	Nick, come on.
	We don't want to be removed from YouTube immediately right now, but I don't...
	You're throwing the bet.
	Alright, do we have any updates?
	Did we decide to call North Carolina or no?
	So, honestly, there was actually a retraction issued.
	Let me scroll back up.
	Oh, please tell me there was a retraction.
	Was it Virginia?
	Yes.
	Virginia, who issued a retraction?
	Please, tell me we have a clip.
	Come on.
	Because I feel like we haven't had enough clips tonight.
	No, no, no, no.
	I don't think it's that.
	I'm just seeing where it is.
	Oh, you just answered without thinking?
	No, no, no, no, no, no.
	No, you got me giving him crap.
	Will you let me do the thank you?
	Okay, go ahead.
	Gerald, I apologize.
	Stephen's out of his mind tonight.
	Thank you very much.
	It's a Zofran.
	So what was it?
	Decision desk?
	I think they retracted their Virginia call, if that's correct, guys.
	Not decision, sorry.
	Not decision desk.
	Did not retract.
	Somebody said it happened and did you take it out of there?
	Fine, whatever.
	They said that a minute ago.
	How about this?
	Andrew Bailey, they're texting like, oh gosh, no, we didn't say that!
	Great, because this is going really well.
	Andrew Bailey was re-elected as the AG in Missouri.
	Nice.
	The guy that's been on the show, that's done a lot of work trying to fight Section 30.
	Oh, do we have him on the show?
	No, we don't have him on the show.
	Did we have him on the show?
	Oh, yeah, we did have him on the show.
	Did we?
	Yeah, he was helping with that case.
	I don't know, it's hot.
	In Missouri, I think, right?
	Another big victory.
	My mother won in bingo tonight at the residence hall.
	I feel like one of the old black ladies in Nick's neighborhood with the funny hats.
	Go, Lord.
	Oh, Lord, I tell you, it is hot out here.
	It is hot out here.
	Good golly.
	I like that nice Sicilian boy who lives down the block and goes all out on Halloween.
	What's his name, Nick DiPaolo?
	Oh, he's got a bit of a dirty mouth, but his chest look clean.
	Oh, boy.
	He's got a zimpy face but legs like tree trunks.
	God bless.
	And he's only laughing because he knows that's an accurate description.
	He got them Sicilian legs.
	He got legs so fine, I tell you, if I was looking for the Mediterranean slave trade, I would pick him off the coast.
	Girl, you heard his name.
	It's Nick DePaola.
	That's right.
	Half a million to a million white slaves, but most of them was Sicilian, so I ain't feel that bad.
	What the fuck?
	What are you complaining about?
	Giving you most air time, your heads, and tough people calling Quinn.
	Half time I ever try to do that, give me a favor!
	Jesus, how many more hours of this?
	Too much!
	Try to go raise the money for retarded kids.
	I appreciate the money, thank you.
	Let's bring up that, by the way, let's bring up that Jerry Lewis clip where he calls the guy's son an illiterate fag on the journey.
	Ladies, you crippled.
	Yeah, make sure.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I'll say it again.
	I'll never walk alone!
	That was fun for sick kids!
	Do it twice.
	Nutty!
	We had to dump twice?
	Hey lady!
	How do you feel about homophobia?
	I told you it's going to get weird once we get to what there'll be a bunch of states called, and now we're waiting on those swing states, so we've got to fill some time.
	Are we going back to game time?
	I just can't wait to hear what Nebraska has to say.
	It all feels...
	I have a lot of chaos right now on what we're doing.
	We have options, but I thought Bongino was going to us after his guest, so I don't know exactly where we're going.
	Who's he talking to?
	We lost his audio.
	We didn't change anything on our end.
	Alright, well look, there's been enough states called for Donald Trump, so finish your drink if the hell's the difference.
	Heck yeah, I'd love to hear that.
	Let's do it.
	Remember radio shows when you called Dan and shit and it worked?
	Okay, now Dan wants to take us, is what I'm hearing from them.
	Do we have him?
	We have him, but we don't have audio from him, and he could probably hear us, so they gotta change back whatever they, you know, undid.
	Meanwhile, I'm having stomach pains.
	I know.
	Uh-oh.
	It's got stomach pain.
	I don't know what's happening with Dan Bongino.
	He's my ninth favorite kid.
	He's about to move down to spot 11.
	Doesn't get a microphone working right.
	I feel like I'm having a miscarriage over here.
	I'm engaging on Dan Bongino.
	He's there with a former cop.
	What?
	Oh, that Pizza Hut's hit me from last year.
	One of the silver linings of having no food in it.
	Must have been a thousand jalapenos.
	I eat that personal pan.
	Did you complete the book it challenge?
	Was that a Wally fart?
	What?
	I have no idea.
	What the hell was that?
	Holy shit.
	Is that Bongino's feet?
	Sounds like Jack Ruby's good.
	That was an open crack shower fart right there.
	That's what that was.
	Is that a third assassination attempt?
	I don't think we have the speakers on.
	Who stepped on a duck?
	Yeah, well, we...
	No, he put it out, but we got the speaker.
	All right, okay.
	I'm fine.
	They're having a good time.
	Somebody step on a duck.
	Hey, hey.
	Are we getting Bongino or not?
	Because if not, I'm going to go to the next seven.
	Go to the next thing.
	I don't have his audience.
	All right, then we have this printed out.
	Let's go to, we do have a reload of what Donald Trump's going to do on day one, but let's mix it up.
	We have seven plus one, things Kamala will do when she loses.
	loses.
	This is the second this week, 7 plus 1.
	You forgot the van in the chamber!
	All right, things...
	They always forget one in the chamber.
	Seven plus one things Kamala will do when she loses tonight.
	Number seven, Nick DiPaolo.
	Report Tim Walz to the DHS as a Chinese spy.
	Oh, that seems indictive.
	Doing her civic duty.
	Yes.
	That's right.
	And number six.
	Number six things Kamala will do when she loses tonight.
	Finally find her dad's pack of cigarettes.
	Aww.
	Aww.
	Well, I missed that one.
	He'll come back.
	Seven plus one things Kamala will do when she loses tonight.
	Number five, Gerald Morgan.
	A bit to the world that her stepdaughter really creeps her out.
	Well, she saw Orphan.
	She saw Orphan.
	Sleeps with the doors locked.
	Yes.
	Number four things Kamala will do when she loses.
	Put on a siree.
	That's a traditional Indian garb.
	Put on a siree and attempt to convince J.D. Vance she's his wife.
	Job security.
	Yeah, man.
	I'm your wife.
	Number three.
	Nailed it.
	Number three, Josh.
	Shut up, Josh.
	Go back to being from a middle-class family.
	Oh, there we go.
	This one is right up there.
	Seven plus one thing Kamala will do when she loses tonight.
	Number two, Nick DiPaolo.
	Finally get that vaginal rejuvenation surgery.
	She's earned it.
	She's put in the hours.
	Wow.
	She's put in the hours.
	Man, she took the NBA West.
	You know what they say?
	Number one...
	What?
	Dude looks like a lady.
	Hey!
	They do say that.
	Number one thing she'll do is throw a glass vase and utter into the broken mirror that she can't hear the joy anymore.
	Oh, no!
	I can see that one.
	And the plus one!
	That plus one thing that...
	Come on, here.
	Well, then she loses tonight.
	Well, this one seems...
	Panic fellatio.
	That is the best kind, by the way.
	You forgot the van in the chamber!
	I tell my wife there's a category four coming.
	It's the best blowjob you'll ever get.
	What's next, an emergency pregnancy?
	I have no idea.
	Do we want to check in with people?
	We have Devin Nunes at Mar-a-Lago if we want to check in with Devin, CEO of True Social.
	Let's check in with Devin.
	Just don't ask me.
	I'm saying this because I've gotten screwed over the last five minutes on calling people being ready.
	Well, you're about to get screwed again.
	You've got to give me a couple seconds.
	It's in the chat!
	I just did a fucking 7 plus 1!
	Hey, guys.
	That's true.
	He's right.
	It sure runs like a Swiss watch.
	We have people coming in from CNN and Fox News.
	Let's keep it to an NC-17.
	We got Jake Tapper's sister on line three.
	Oh, look.
	Tapper.
	Oh, my God.
	Chris, you got Wallace on CNN acting like he doesn't hate his life.
	This guy couldn't cut it at Fox News.
	Couldn't cut it on CNN, so he went to CNN subscription service.
	Yeah, that lasted.
	And then they have him on every now and then like, ah, I don't know.
	It's late at night.
	Throw on Wall.
	No.
	How he washes Haraldo's pool.
	What is it?
	Can you get a skinnier tie knot?
	Yeah.
	And right now, they're looking at Michigan.
	Right now, only 23% of the...
	Oh, that's heartening to know that about Michigan.
	Yeah, only 23%.
	That's too close.
	I don't like it.
	They have the work ethic of an auto worker.
	I don't like it.
	All right.
	Pretty soon, we're going to need to go to an actual break, on a two-minute break, where I eat some saltines.
	I've got Devin.
	Saltines.
	Devin Nunez?
	Yes.
	All right, everybody.
	Right now, on the line, we have from Mar-a-Lago, you said?
	Yeah, he's at Mar-a-Lago.
	I hope it's better Wi-Fi than Bolsonaro.
	Ah, we'll see.
	Devin Nunez.
	There you go.
	There's Mr.
	Nunez, who didn't put it in horizontal mode.
	How are you, sir?
	Can you see me and hear me?
	You want it in horizontal mode?
	There you go.
	Hey!
	Hey, why does your wife not work, and Bolsonaro was in Mar-a-Lago, and it didn't work at all?
	Yours is clear as a bell.
	I have better Wi-Fi, man.
	I used to chair the Intelligence Committee.
	That's right.
	That's the best answer ever.
	Dumb question.
	Devin, let me ask you this.
	What are you guys, what's the vibe there?
	What are you feeling, you know, straight shot for people out there and you guys in the know?
	Because we know that you have access to internal polls that a lot of people don't.
	What's the feeling?
	Yeah, look, I think it's a kind of chicken shit that they haven't called Georgia.
	Georgia's been done for two hours.
	North Carolina looks like it's in good shape.
	And, you know, you just have to look across the board.
	I mean, Trump's well positioned to win this thing.
	Yet you have all the fake news channels that just aren't calling it.
	You know, and look, we've still got to get all the votes in, but it seems really weird that they're not calling North Carolina or Georgia at this point.
	Well, some places did call North Carolina.
	We were holding on North Carolina because we're still holding on Virginia because they called Virginia with way, way too early.
	And by the way, called it some of these places before they called Louisiana, if you can believe it.
	We are getting close here to looking at Georgia, too, actually.
	As soon as we're done with this call, I'm going to go take a break and speak with our decision desk, the better decision desk.
	So it seems like Georgia is pretty much...
	Like you said, you don't want to count other chickens before they hatch, but do you guys have some other data on Georgia where, compared to recent elections, it's one that should be called?
	Yeah, look, and even people from the outside that I used to know, even Democrats that I know, have said that Georgia's done, it's cooked.
	So, you know, I think the fake news is trying to push this out.
	Now, look, it doesn't mean he's still got to break through the blue wall, and we still have Arizona to come in, but I like where President Trump is at right now, biggest political comeback in modern history, if not the history of the country.
	I can say unequivocally that Donald Trump winning tonight would be the biggest political comeback in the history of the country.
	I think that's pretty safe to say, honestly.
	I mean, because all the other guys, I mean, they only got shot.
	He got shot, and he did a whole lot more.
	So you could definitely put him in that conversation.
	What are you most excited about, Devin, as far as, you know, another four years?
	And I know Section 230 has been really close, near and dear to you, but what gets you out of bed in the morning?
	You know, the main thing that has to be done, and look, we don't want to get ahead of ourselves, right?
	Arizona still will come in, but I think the Department of Justice, and you guys have done a good job covering this on your show when you guys aren't kind of screwing around and joking, but when you actually are talking about substance on your show, the Department of Justice, you know, they've got to bring a whole team in there and fix that stuff, because I think if you fix that, it makes it a hell of a lot easier to fix the rest of the government.
	Yeah.
	No, I think you're right.
	Is there anyone who we could expect you think would be fired day one in the Department of Justice?
	Well, I mean, they all need to go.
	I mean, obviously, I just think Trump would need to bring in, you know, I mean, it takes, you can't just put one guy in there and leave him to the wolves.
	I think that was one of the problems last time.
	You've got to bring in a whole team.
	Right.
	I think that's the key.
	Yeah.
	When I say a team, like, you've got to bring in, like, 25 people and clean the place up.
	Right.
	Is that something where you would hope to maybe be playing a role yourself there, Devin?
	Well, thank God I'm not a lawyer, so I will not have to do that.
	You have to actually have a law degree.
	I play a lawyer and, you know, have dealt with lawyers my whole life, but yeah, not something that I would do, but I just think it's the most important issue.
	Well, I'm going to go back to and speak with our data analysts here, because I don't know if you know this, this is the number one stream in the world right now online.
	And we've been making some calls that other people are afraid to make.
	We've been holding back on some calls, too, because we have a little bit of granularity there.
	We're going, oh, we might want to wait for some context.
	Yeah.
	And I would watch, you know, Carrie Lake is a friend of the show, of your show, Steve.
	She's going to be on later tonight?
	Yeah, I think she has a good shot to win.
	I really do.
	I'm feeling like she could upset, and nobody has given her a shot to win in the kind of the elite class, and that would be a hell of a victory if she can pull it off.
	Yeah, I think you're right.
	I think it's closer than a lot of people are giving it credit for.
	It's not one that I would make a call on right now, of course, because, you know, Arizona takes, I think, four months to give the final results.
	But I do believe she's going to be in the show.
	The only thing that you'll have to wait for longer, it's just it doesn't really matter, will be California.
	We'll know California results by about Thanksgiving.
	Everybody will be getting ready to cook their turkeys and having a cocktail.
	They'll call California.
	Although this year I'm smoking a turkey, so we'll see how that goes.
	My first year smoking a turkey.
	I'm pretty excited about it, but I know you can't do it from frozen or you'll explode your smoker.
	I was going to say, Devin, hey, just feel free if anything's going on down there that you want us to get out.
	Just text us and also thanks for the wine.
	He sent me some wine.
	Really?
	That's fantastic.
	What was it, cold duck?
	No, it's good wine.
	Not this boxed wine crap I hear I have to taste later.
	Yeah, you do.
	That's all we have to do.
	Yes, don't forget about that, please.
	No, please forget about that.
	It's very important to me that he does the boxed wine taste test.
	Yes, it is.
	We will do the boxed wine taste test.
	All right, Devin, if you want to leave our viewers with, what is it that you want to say in closing here if there's one thing you want people watching to take away?
	Look, I just think this is another just big miss by the fake news, the fake polling.
	You know, they ran that whole scheme over the weekend with Iowa, you know, that Iowa was, you know, Harris was up by three points in Iowa.
	You know, and I just said sometimes this stuff just takes common sense, right?
	If Kamala Harris was within three or four points, if she was behind by three or four points in a poll, I mean, Why wouldn't he have gone to Iowa?
	So, you know, they just play these, they run these disinformation campaigns.
	And I think the big losers are these pollsters that went along with it.
	And look, I think overall, if you take a look at it, a lot of the polls got it right.
	These are going to be close races.
	But most of them had Trump slightly ahead.
	And it looks like right now, that's what's, you know, Trump's going to win these tight races by anywhere from, you know, two to five points.
	Yeah, exactly.
	And I think you're right about Virginia.
	They called Virginia just way too early.
	I don't know that we get there in Virginia, but it's definitely close.
	Well, if it's close, like we said, if it's anywhere five points or under, then that is a very significant indicator as to where the momentum is going for the rest of the country.
	You don't have to win them.
	Just look at those numbers and those margins that a lot of people aren't paying attention to.
	And that, by the way, that you just mentioned Iowa and you just mentioned some of these states, we actually have to go make some more state calls.
	So, Devin Nunez, we appreciate it, brother.
	Please check back in later.
	Hey, thanks, guys.
	Appreciate it.
	Thank you.
	Devin Nunez, everybody.
	All right.
	Thanks.
	That guy's great.
	He is great.
	And we do have some state calls to make right now.
	Oh, jeez.
	All right, okay.
	Officially, Gerald, we have 17 electoral votes.
	This is not a surprise, but it is being called officially right now here.
	Ohio for Donald Trump.
	That's a good one.
	Hey, there we go.
	All right.
	And then another one, because we were talking about this, remember where they were saying, oh, actually, right now, it looks like Kamala might win Iowa.
	We are actually officially calling Iowa with six electoral college votes for Donald Trump.
	All right, I can talk about that this week.
	That's right, baby!
	Turns out Miss Register was full of crap.
	Oh.
	But she's got the most accurate polling, Steven.
	As people said, she's got the most accurate polling.
	Seltzer, whatever her name is.
	I watched CNN yesterday in a fever dream where they're going, and now what we're seeing with Iowa being so close is telling you that women are coming out in record numbers and they just don't like what Donald Trump is selling.
	Really?
	Really?
	And again, that's the lie.
	The left lied to their people as though Kamala Harris had a snowball's chance in hell in Iowa.
	We're not going to do that with you guys in California or New York.
	Or they only pulled women because the men were working on the field or whatever.
	Yes, exactly.
	They were at their jobs or doing something important.
	They were tilling the cornfields.
	You till cornfields?
	I don't know.
	They till it.
	Sure, why not?
	You plow women, you till.
	I don't know.
	You till cornfields.
	I don't know exactly, but I do know this.
	We're going to take Who said that?
	The first actual break of the night.
	We're going to come back.
	And the reason I'm going to take this break is I'm going to go back and speak with our data analysts and go through some interesting numbers that we're seeing here and see if there are some calls that we might feel comfortable making where some other people are holding out.
	So stay with us.
	We'll be right back.
	And let everyone know this is the place to be as we start getting into those states that are in contention.
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	Protests continue across the country this evening, and we want you to know, of course, that though there are some individual protesters who are agitated, it is not the norm.
	These protests are largely peaceful.
	Many people look back at the demonstrations at Selma and wonder, what would I have done?
	Would I have marched across that bridge?
	Or would I be standing on the other side?
	Well, I have an answer for you.
	And my answer is a question.
	What are you doing now?
	Now, Tanya, how would you describe the attitude on the ground there?
	We go now live to our woman in the field, Tanya Franks.
	Tanya?
	Well, Chris, first I want to say that was inspiring.
	Not many today have the courage to say what you just did.
	Your wife is a lucky woman.
	Well, that's very kind of you to say, Tanya.
	And might I say you look positively dishy this evening.
	Well, as far as the attitude on the ground, you know, folks are entirely peaceful, but far from happy.
	Just imagine if every day when you left home, you didn't know whether you'd be coming back.
	What power?
	You might be a little upset, too.
	Well, Tonya, in my line of work, that's always a possibility, but I know that many in the audience might not understand what that's like.
	No.
	Tonya, was that a man on fire?
	Hard to tell with the flames, Chris.
	Might have been a really muscular lady.
	So, Tanya, um, what are the people on the ground saying there?
	Yeah, we gonna burn this motherf*** down, 313, b**!
	That's right, CVS is open for business, y'all!
	Take what you need, motherf*****s!
	A fitting tribute to the memory of George Floyd, Chris.
	Yo, who dat?
	Yo, that's a motherf***** with a grill!
	Charged evening, to be certain.
	Now, some people are asking, why is this happening now?
	Haven't things gotten better?
	But there are still persistent and pervasive inequities in this country, and these protests are a reaction to that.
	And aside from a string of isolated incidents, very small, things have been pretty peaceful, very tame.
	Any final thoughts, Tanya?
	Oh, uh, hello sir, uh, what's your name?
	I'm sorry, that was unfair.
	Allow me to reframe the question.
	Good, sir.
	Where, might I ask, is Tanya?
	Oh, she dead?
	Oh.
	Yo!
	Yo, I got an Apple Watch, dog!
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	Good afternoon.
	Good to see you all.
	I'm the president's press secretary.
	I was going to say secretary, but I've been a girl trying to do this.
	Does this administration believe, does this president believe slavery was wrong?
	Does he believe slavery was wrong?
	Of course he believes slavery was wrong.
	Jim Crow, however, that's a different story.
	I mean, that was well thought out.
	You ever see Jim Crow, the guy it's based on?
	Looks like a point guard for a WNBA team.
	Of course Levy was wrong.
	Nobody wants to work for free.
	Can we debunk the myth that they built the country?
	I'm of Italian descent.
	My grandfather and grandmother built the country.
	They had a hand in it.
	The blacks did too.
	But I'm just saying, I'm tired of that.
	We built this place.
	And they say they're from kings and queens.
	That's their culture.
	Burger King and Dairy Queen.
	That was a little joke.
	Don't get upset.
	I know that was a little edgy.
	But am I not going to say that when I just thought of it?
	I'm going to give this to Biden.
	If you see him, part of his hip.
	It was just an above average day at the White House when your favorite president was catching up on the news.
	When suddenly...
	Oh, Mr.
	President, there's a deadly virus from China taking American lives.
	Oh, China!
	Gross!
	This sounds like a job for...
	Super Trump!
	Bam!
	Boobs.
	But then the worst possible thing happened.
	Oh no, I've been infected with the deadly China virus from China.
	Gross.
	So the very strong, heroic Super Trump went to the hospital.
	Some even thought the China virus had defeated him.
	But on the third day, he rose from Walter Reed, and the China virus cried like a little infectious fish.
	Oh, oh, and the Cuomo brothers, too.
	So Super Trump knocked them unconscious.
	Blambo!
	And threw them all the way to the planet Mars.
	I'm, uh, slightly confused.
	Super Drab!
	Rock 'em, talk 'em, rabbis!
	Oh boy!
	Rock'em Sock'em Rabbis.
	Boom!
	Brighten the kippah.
	Press the buttons.
	Move the joystick thingies.
	Knock his kippah to the floor.
	You're the winner.
	He's just like me.
	Best two out of three.
	Dad, you're my best friend.
	Rock'em Sock'em Rabbis by Milton Bradstead.
	Remember Simpler.
	Hey!
	Hey!
	Sorry, that was quick.
	Here we go!
	So we've got...
	We'll do some state calls here if you want to really quickly.
	I've got two that we can go to.
	Do you want to do that?
	Alright.
	So...
	Run it!
	Which ones?
	Well, I've got...
	Well, I can't say it on air.
	Neither.
	Okay, neither one of them.
	Okay, alright, alright.
	Do the state call thing.
	Alright, California's 54 electoral votes going to...
	Kamala Harris, of course.
	Come on, what did you think that was going to be?
	The Nobody Cares electoral votes.
	Fine.
	Trump wins Idaho's four electoral votes.
	There you go.
	That's more positive momentum.
	These are all kind of, you know, things that we thought were going to happen.
	Wait a minute.
	You told me we didn't...
	Wait, wait.
	What?
	I'm having a good time.
	Having a good time.
	California can go get f***ed tonight by a migrant.
	Oh, I hope it really stings.
	I'm gonna go, go, go.
	There's no stopping me.
	Well, that guy just keeps going.
	Yeah, absolutely.
	So, California will be updated there.
	We got Idaho updated.
	Fantastic.
	We got Alex Jones coming on the show in just about two minutes.
	We've changed shirts here.
	Got the Trump Vance 24.
	Don't worry, we have another shirt for when Donald Trump is declared the victor.
	So, make sure about that.
	We've got some undercover stuff, guys.
	So, thank you very much for helping us out by submitting your stuff in any way possible.
	The DDS attack continues five hours later.
	It's a record.
	Apparently.
	But our team is diligently working on it.
	It's not their fault.
	I've called all my cousins.
	You called all of your cousins?
	They swear it's not them.
	I don't.
	I don't know.
	But LWCTips at ProtonMail.com.
	Please make sure that you're still sending stuff in.
	We have a few things we're going to talk about here in just a little bit.
	Alright, so we have to retract the Idaho call.
	Okay.
	Fantastic.
	Retracted.
	Polls haven't closed yet.
	That's my apology.
	It was a missed opportunity.
	We'll do it again in a minute.
	Idaho or was it Iowa?
	Idaho!
	Wait, did I call Idaho or Iowa?
	You called Iowa right.
	They gave me Idaho to call, but we have to kind of pull it back because I guess the polls haven't closed yet.
	Maybe it's another minute.
	So I apologize for that.
	We'll call that whenever the polls actually close in Idaho.
	But we do have Alex Jones coming in in one minute here for you.
	Okay.
	Before that, sorry guys, I do have some saltine crackers here because fever's just creeping up.
	It's like trying to not let an engine overheat.
	So I just took some fever reducers and I was like, okay, let me bring it down.
	Um...
	We do have some undercover videos.
	We do have some videos on the ground right now in relation to...
	Gerald, if you want to go out and...
	Yeah.
	Talk with him.
	One second.
	You know what?
	Hey.
	Oh, there's Bill.
	Hello.
	We have Alex Jones in just one minute.
	Sorry.
	I was eating saltines.
	The fever's...
	Delicious.
	Past low grade.
	It's getting there.
	It's trying to get you.
	Yeah, popsicles.
	Popsicles, applesauce, and there's three things.
	Damn it.
	Well, it doesn't help if I don't have the third thing.
	Ha!
	I think it's bourbon.
	Is that not right?
	No, I'm not doing that yet.
	What the hell was it?
	I got you.
	One thing, we're looking into some numbers here that are pretty damn interesting.
	I think my suspicions, not going to make any official calls, were likely correct as it relates to Miami-Dade, Broward, Palm Beach, and some of the swings that we're seeing.
	And if we can apply that, we're going to cross-reference it with some other counties that have already been called, not necessarily in swing states.
	But in states that have already been called.
	So we can look at some definitive patterns and see that it may be the reason this election plays out the way that it will in swing states, like Pennsylvania.
	So before we get to that, though...
	Can I ask you a question, Stephen?
	Because...
	When you do that, you cross-reference.
	Is that because the demographics are similar?
	Yeah.
	In other words, I'm going to look at some demographics here that we're looking at right now and see, okay, if there was some major trends in these counties where we saw some significant swings, and we saw them in places, not only in Florida, but if that seems to check out consistently with places like New York, places that have already been called.
	In other words, I'm not talking about counties that Donald Trump wins, but if certain demographics have been swinging consistently with a pattern, that'll give us some interesting projections that we can make that other people are not going to be willing to make because they would consider it racist.
	Are there states with a lot of Jews and Cubans other than Florida?
	Well, certainly a lot of states with a lot of Jewish votes.
	And if you're seeing enough of those right now, what may be the theme of this election, and I'm just telling people that there may be something there, is enough Jewish voters peeling off from the Democrat base.
	And yeah, enough Hispanics may be peeling off, and that may determine some counties in these swing states.
	I see.
	Because a lot of people are afraid, based on certain areas that may be heavily Kamala not reporting yet, but we're seeing some numbers play out remarkably consistently.
	Right now, but I want to double-check it before I... Can you imagine if the media took as much time and care as you did?
	No, I can't imagine.
	That's because they've not done it since I've been alive.
	A fantasy.
	Look, you and me, comedians tonight doing this, and a half-Asian lawyer who's basically also become a comedian, which makes me feel really good about my legal futures.
	First of all, sensuality is a function of intelligence.
	How's this person going to get everything?
	I was making dick jokes, the local chuckle hut.
	Hey, you know juries love dick jokes.
	It's true, they do.
	Yeah, they do.
	I've been in enough rooms now where I'm like, oh, it just comes down to whether they like the lawyer.
	Yes.
	That's true of sales and anything else.
	It's true of anything else.
	So right now, we do have an update right now.
	Noodles, Toolman, before we get to Alex Jones, in DeKalb County, I do believe that we have a video here.
	So let's go to our electoral integrity map.
	If we can, I know we have writers there right now.
	But the electoral integrity map, you guys can use it.
	Electionintegritymap.com.
	I keep saying electoral because it's all of the above.
	Electionintegritymap.com.
	Go and you can follow along with us.
	We are hearing some reports in two places right now.
	DeKalb County and in Philly.
	And I believe we have video for both of these.
	You guys can correct me if I'm wrong or if it's just images.
	But in DeKalb County, what we are hearing right now is...
	Well, I guess we have a librarian right now with an exclusive reporting on some of those bomb threats that we heard about in DeKalb County.
	So let's go to Georgia right now on the election integrity map.
	And I believe that if we go to DeKalb County...
	Yep.
	We're going to see right now.
	And Lane the Brain can let me know if I'm getting anything wrong here because these reports are coming in, obviously, and they're fluid.
	Do you have the video there, Noodles?
	I have the video, yeah.
	The more info button's not working at the moment, but we'll take the video.
	God love DDoS attacks.
	So we can do it for you live, but because of the DDoS attacks, it's taking a little bit of time to update.
	We do have a video exclusive right now from a librarian on these bomb threats that other people have talked about.
	Let's watch.
	No, that's not a librarian.
	...mess up the boat, but I've been doing this since 2006, and I've never seen anything like it.
	This is the first time in my, since 2006, that I've ever had to leave this...
	Okay.
	One moment, let's fix it.
	Is that the end of that?
	Did that audio get censored?
	Did the audio get censored?
	Or was it still playing?
	Let me try one more time here, sorry.
	Alright, let's bring this back.
	It's very, very low.
	I can hear.
	I've been doing it since 2006, and I've never seen anything like it.
	This is the first time in my, since 2006, that I've ever had to leave this...
	Oh.
	It looks like it's freezing for some reason.
	Guys, send me the clip and I'll play it.
	We can play the Philly clip.
	I put the camera on us and we eat it.
	Just go ahead and play the next clip.
	I haven't eaten dinner.
	I'm eating saltine crackers.
	It's my one recipe, and you guys gotta f*** me with the saltine crackers.
	All right, here, I can set this up.
	Philly, an undercover journalist following ballots.
	Oh, let's go into a different one.
	Yeah, do you want me to do that while your mouth is full of saltine?
	I will wait until you're done chewing.
	How about this?
	Tell us a story about, you know, something with your...
	I'm worried about the bond threats in Georgia.
	Okay.
	Well, hold on.
	Keep talking.
	You two talk about your stuff.
	I'm worried about this.
	I can't eat it.
	It's like Santa.
	I'm worried.
	Bring the guy some milk.
	I've never heard something.
	He needs some milk.
	Crackers for a fever.
	What are you, a parrot?
	I mean, this is like an old wiveship.
	It's like some Czechoslovakian great-grandmas are like, we told them, and then they ate the crackers.
	We're fucking morons.
	Hey, I got a spoonful of cinnamon for you next.
	I love that he can't even respond right now because he's got cement in his mouth.
	You're the kind of prick who would tell me it's cinnamon but make it even worse with like cayenne pepper.
	Put some potato slices on your forehead like my grandma did.
	Pretty soon you'll be putting coins over my eyes.
	There's bomb threats in Georgia.
	I'm worried.
	My wife's drinking and dialing.
	I left her a list on the refrigerator what to do.
	Okay, so we'll go back to that video, but right now I guess we have this from Philly.
	We do have an undercover journalist who's been following ballots and has been showing the lack of security that is going on right now in Philadelphia.
	That's right.
	So this we do have, and you do have the video.
	I have the video.
	I'm going to play it.
	- Go ahead. - This is My Club Undercover. - So those are the ballots in that wagon?
	That looks like Michael Myers.
	Yeah, what is that?
	That looks like Michael Myers carrying ballots.
	This looks like a friendly evening picnic.
	Visual representation of safe and secure.
	The most secure election of our lifetime.
	Hey, I got some papers over here.
	Hey, who ordered the oranges?
	Yeah, you know what?
	I guess I'm going to take them to the literal wrong side of the tracks.
	Did I even let him in?
	They're closing the gate on him.
	They're like, no.
	I'm going to make a prediction.
	The left's going to say it was right-wing people doing it.
	Yeah.
	Any way they're losing, they're going to pull this shit.
	They don't even know.
	They don't even know.
	They're like, wait, we got to let him in?
	Hey, you expecting some ballots over here?
	That's some guy who says he's got ballots.
	No, no, ballots!
	Yeah, I don't know.
	He says he didn't order a gym.
	Not Bally's, you smug prick.
	Ballots!
	Ballots!
	He's jacked up anyway.
	Yeah, leave it next to the Trader Vicks.
	I'm just going with 80s references that don't exist anymore.
	That's what we knew.
	So they're walking the cooler.
	Where are they going with them?
	Yeah, I don't know.
	It seems like they're going to walk them to a quarry or a shallow grave.
	Are you sure those are ballots without somebody's head?
	Yeah, well, you know, at this point it could be one and the same.
	It's Philadelphia.
	Yeah, you know, I'm going to kill two birds with one stone.
	I got a head.
	I got some ballots.
	Which one do you want to dump first?
	Well, last year they said it was film equipment.
	That's right.
	They said it was film equipment.
	They're going to blame these bomb threats in Georgia.
	You know they're going to do that, right?
	Anywhere they're having trouble, they're going to blame it on the right.
	Well, they blamed it on the right.
	They blamed it on the right wing.
	They blamed the assassination attempts.
	Remember, like, you're doing this to try and plump up your numbers.
	Yeah.
	What?
	Then they said it was Iran.
	It's like, pick a fucking...
	Yeah, I know.
	Pick a straw man, you jerk off.
	Which enemy would you like it to be?
	Let's go.
	Do we have the video with the audio from DeKaub County, or are we still having issues with the audio there?
	It was a librarian talking about the bomb threats.
	Yeah?
	They're subtitling it and exporting it now.
	Okay, good.
	So we can have that.
	Now, here's something that I wanted to highlight to you guys, because we talked about those numbers, right?
	Let me give you the general number swing, okay?
	In Florida, we talked about this from 2020 to 2024.
	Okay, Miami-Dade was an 18-point swing.
	Guys, correct me if I'm wrong, I believe it was an 18 percentage point swing that we saw.
	Not 18,000 votes, 18 points.
	Broward, we saw a 13 point swing.
	Palm Beach, we saw a 12 point swing.
	Now we know it's Florida, so a lot of Hispanics.
	But, Miami-Dade has 123,000 Jewish citizens.
	Broward has 149,000 Jewish citizens.
	Palm Beach has 134,000 Jewish citizens.
	So we're looking at, so look, Miami-Dade, 123,000 Jews, an 18 point swing.
	I think we get a Jew problem.
	Broward, we have 149,000, a 13-point swing.
	Palm Beach, we have 134,000 Jews.
	We have a 12-point swing.
	That is something that is significant because Florida, it was a swing state.
	You may not remember.
	People used to stay up for Florida, right?
	People used to stay up for Florida because it was such a swing state.
	We're looking at right now potentially a win from Donald Trump by a million votes, a I don't know if that's still holding true.
	Let's have Mission Control get me those numbers.
	But certainly a much, much larger margin.
	We were wondering before this election how many Jews were going to be pissed off with the Democrat Party because of what they see with the rhetoric out of not only Kamala Harris, who ran two competing ads, by the way, in Pennsylvania, I believe, or was it Minnesota, where she ran one for the...
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	Terrorist sympathizers, and then she ran one for the Jewish citizens.
	123,000 in Miami-Dade.
	Can someone give me the total number two of people in Miami-Dade?
	Six million.
	18-point swing.
	This is significant.
	We haven't seen huge changes, right, with other numbers.
	In other words, we're not seeing something else that sticks out like a sore thumb, but we are seeing an 18-point swing, which suggests that if Donald Trump is peeling off the Jewish vote by just a few percentage points, hey, that might be the reason for it.
	So then you can look at places like New York.
	We're going to look at some of the swings that we're seeing, by the way.
	So let's look at New York.
	I asked them to cross-reference this on a hunch, and they are cross-referencing this.
	So 2020 to 2024, the county swing that we see in Brooklyn, 11.6.
	Manhattan, 10.7.
	A swing to Donald Trump.
	Queens, 21.
	Okay, let's do those numbers again.
	New York, Brooklyn, 542,000 Jewish votes.
	We saw an 11.6 swing.
	Manhattan, 356,000 Jewish votes.
	That sounds low.
	We saw a 10.7-point swing.
	Queens, 150,000 votes.
	We saw a 21-point swing.
	So at the very least, what we are seeing is that the Jewish vote is quite consequential in these areas.
	The reason I'm using New York, it doesn't have to be a swing state at this point, is because we can compare the numbers that we're seeing in Florida.
	And I know this because I've been here, keep in mind, I've been here since 2016 calling every single election with you guys.
	And if there's an anomaly that is that significant outside of the margins, you have to say, okay, what has changed?
	Now, for example, if you saw a demographic change of that...
	Of that municipality where you saw a 40-point change, a 40-point swing of, well, now you actually have 40% more, let's say, Hispanics.
	Or let's say it's gone 40% from white, you know, let's say 60% white to now being 30% white.
	But that's not what we're seeing.
	We are seeing relatively stable populations as far as the makeup of the demographics.
	And a huge Jewish vote in these areas.
	So if you were to apply that to certain counties, for example, in Pennsylvania, that might give you a good idea as to how those votes could turn out.
	Not calling it yet, but I want to apply this and look at those counties in Pennsylvania where it's very consequential.
	We have 800,000 Jewish voters in Pennsylvania.
	He doesn't need to win.
	Donald Trump doesn't need to win the Jewish vote.
	He just needs to peel off enough.
	Let me rattle these off to you again so you have them all at one time.
	Miami-Dade, 123,000 Jews.
	We have an 18-point swing.
	Broward County in Florida, 149,000 Jews.
	We have a 13-point swing.
	Palm Beach, 134,000 Jewish Americans, a 12-point swing.
	Let's look at Brooklyn, 542,000 Jews.
	We have an 11.6-point swing.
	Manhattan, 356,000 Jewish citizens, a 10.7-point swing.
	10.7% swing.
	Queens, 150,000, a 21-point swing.
	To Donald Trump.
	Not saying he's winning it.
	I'm talking about that swing.
	Are you guys seeing a trend?
	It's one that we're going to watch.
	It's one that people talked about, but you don't want to...
	You don't hear CNN. Yeah.
	And you don't hear mainstream outlets because, hey, let me tell you the truth about this.
	It would either be an ethnic reason, because Jews can be an ethnicity, they can be ethnic Jews, or they can be religious Jews.
	It would either be an ethnic reason, as a demographic that has shifted, or an ideological one, a religious motivation for these changing.
	If we are going to see these patterns, and we're seeing them pretty consistently in heavily Jewish areas, I think it's incredibly interesting to have some people out there analyzing right now, because that would be certainly pivotal in Pennsylvania.
	Good news here, and that's 100% true.
	Good news here, we are going to call something.
	This is going to be our call, right?
	So this is our call on Georgia.
	Oh wait, well then, hold on a second.
	It's time for a state call.
	And what I just heard you say, the word...
	Georgia!
	We are officially, this is the first place, I believe.
	First place.
	Again, this is our call.
	We have enough information right now to project our call that Georgia, not the official from Reuters yet, hasn't been called yet, but we're calling as LWC Georgia for Donald Trump.
	We are calling Georgia right now.
	Tell everybody, for Donald Trump.
	I'm having a good time.
	Having a good time.
	Georgia voting Trump is on my mind!
	Look at Stacey, even Ray Charles can see!
	CNN can go straight f*** themselves, but they like it!
	I'm gonna go, go, go, there's no stopping me!
	Yeah, baby!
	Just so you know, this is the first place to do it.
	Share this on social.
	Let people know we feel confident.
	You can hold us to this, Georgia.
	We're doing the opposite of Brett Baer because we're looking at some trends that we see that I know legacy media sees, but they're too nutless to make the call.
	Share it.
	Social.
	Let everyone know that we are making calls and we are disputing calls here because of the wonderful team that we have out there.
	And you know what?
	When I went out, I said, what are you more confident in?
	North Carolina or Georgia?
	Before I left, I said, we feel North Carolina.
	I asked them to look into a couple of numbers in Georgia and I have full confidence in them.
	Just call Georgia for Donald Trump.
	That's a big deal.
	It is a big deal and it's interesting.
	And we had that call just a couple of minutes ago, kind of when you started talking about the Jewish vote.
	So waited to the end of that.
	That's how far ahead of CNN we are.
	And to Devin's point, why are they not calling it?
	They've had the information to be able to, you know, kind of make that call the same way that we did, basically saying like, hey, according to our projections, based on the data that we're seeing, they still have that kind of legal maneuverability, so to say, because it hasn't officially been called yet, right?
	Right.
	They're afraid because you give them that one and then Trump gets another and then Dems are going to go to bed early.
	Yep.
	And they don't want that.
	That's true.
	Keep them hanging in there.
	We have Georgia, and then other places have called North Carolina.
	We still think there's some data there that gives us a little bit of pause.
	Very, very likely that he wins North Carolina.
	Virginia, we're still pouring through.
	Like I said, if I were a betting man, I would bet on Kamala Harris for Virginia.
	But there's some numbers there that we're going to be bringing to you that are interesting, to say the least.
	Right now, let's actually look at what they're covering on CNN, and I believe we have Alex Jones on to cross the streams in just a little bit.
	Let's see what this guy, who I imagine speaks like this.
	Don't ask me!
	On Friday, to start our return board.
	That is our recount.
	He does!
	He does!
	That was accurate.
	You got him.
	See how many we have and start counting those.
	And again, like I said, the overseas and military ballots, this will count.
	Barney Frank's younger brother.
	I just came in and put this lanyard on me.
	I guess it makes me official.
	Less than 4,000 total.
	Truman Capote.
	All right, guys.
	Truman Capote.
	Right now they're saying Arizona, Georgia, Michigan, North Carolina, Nevada, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin.
	Too early to call.
	Not Georgia.
	Georgia's not too early to call.
	And it seems like some people don't believe that North Carolina is too early to call, but I'm glad that we said maybe it was.
	So they want to have all of those right there as too early to call.
	Pennsylvania, absolutely.
	For as long as possible.
	That's right.
	Guys, get the balance over there.
	We've got to call this.
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Well, there's a reason that Pennsylvania wanted to give themselves some breathing room, I believe, of two and a half years for them to count all the votes.
	I think they're still counting 2020.
	Yes, I think they're still counting 2020.
	What a filthy state.
	We may have Mr.
	Jones.
	Do we have?
	I'm going to ask the question.
	It looks like he is in the chair, and I think we can bring him in.
	He is confirmed, yes.
	All right.
	Let's go with the OG, the man who many of you have been waiting to see on this stream, and a good friend of the show, Mr.
	Alex Jones.
	To be alive.
	Well, do you think Trump's going to clench it?
	Good lord.
	Alex, we had a whole stinger for you, and we were giving you the introduction, and then you were already talking, so I'm sorry.
	But Alex Jones, of course, people can go and support Alex and watch the stream.
	What was it you were asking?
	We were trying to, we were a little showmanship.
	I didn't know about the showmanship.
	I've been sitting here waiting to get on.
	Start it over.
	I want to see the stinger.
	I want to see the stinger.
	You can't see the stinger.
	It's been done.
	Once a stinger, always a stinger.
	But you do look fantastic.
	Did you lose weight?
	How many more pounds did you lose since I last saw you?
	It was like 48 minutes ago.
	I've lost, in the last 70 days, I've lost 34 pounds.
	Holy shit!
	Good for you.
	I lost 8 pounds in 12 hours, but that's because I apparently ingested a portion of Satan.
	I ingested the sixth ring of hell, so we're just trying to keep the engine from overheating tonight.
	Just trying to keep my fever under 100, 101, otherwise I'll be going to the hospital.
	I don't know if you just saw it.
	We just called Georgia.
	This is the first place to call it.
	The state, Georgia.
	Pretty damn confident in that.
	What is it that you're seeing and what is it you're feeling tonight, Alex?
	Or if there's any insight you can give us.
	I mean, it's been very close.
	A few hours ago, talk about a nail-biter, and I think Pennsylvania is, you know, obviously very close to going for Trump, despite all the fraud and stuff we've seen, and the, I mean, if Trump wins, which I I think it's looking more and more like he will.
	If you look at the electoral map, we are going to see a meltdown like we've never seen.
	The top Democrat strategists have been talking about civil war conditions, not certifying the vote.
	Carmel's been talking about armed uprisings because Trump's Hitler is going to come kill black men with no evidence.
	Whoopi Goldberg says he's going to ban interracial marriage.
	I mean, there are a lot of crazy people that believe the BS they've been fed.
	They also believe the Democrats when they say two men can have a baby.
	World War III is on the table here.
	This is a referendum on that.
	Trump's got a lot better team around him right now to try to drain the swamp.
	And so they've promised to hold this up for weeks, but if it's a decisive victory tonight, I mean, I don't know.
	From the numbers we're seeing, like you just said, with Georgia and other things that are happening in Pennsylvania goes for Trump, then I think, you look at the electoral map, that Trump could be declaring victory tonight.
	Yeah.
	I think there's a strong chance that it could be declaring victory tonight.
	You know, we just went through some of these numbers here.
	I don't know if you were able to hear it, but I had a sneaking suspicion because we're looking at potentially a win.
	Can they confirm if it likely will be somewhere around a million votes in Florida?
	They're saying that it could be that much, but a huge...
	And Alex, a lot of people, you know, are newer to this, right?
	We have a lot of Gen Z viewers.
	They don't remember when Florida was a nail-biter, right?
	We'd stay up all night just to hear on Ohio and Florida.
	That's kind of taken for granted.
	And we looked at the numbers where we saw a huge swing.
	So, for example, Miami-Dade an 18-point swing toward Donald Trump.
	Broward a 13-point swing.
	Palm Beach 12 points.
	I looked at it and cross-referenced it with New York.
	Miami-Dade has 123,000 Jewish Americans.
	Broward 149,000.
	134,000 in Palm Beach.
	Then we looked in a state where Donald Trump lost.
	But we look, for example, Brooklyn, we saw an 11.6% swing toward Donald Trump, 542,000 Jewish Americans.
	Manhattan, 10.7% swing, 356,000 Jewish Americans.
	Queens, a 21-point swing, 150,000 Queens.
	I bet you'll also be pretty interested.
	A lot of Middle Eastern, a lot of Arab American, who, by the way, are swinging toward Donald Trump.
	Not necessarily in a way that he's winning, but in a way where he's carving off some of those numbers.
	I think that may be the story of tonight, the Jewish American vote and the Hispanic vote, but we're seeing that kind of track, which, if so, we could apply to Pennsylvania.
	This is something that's obviously near and dear to you.
	Does that surprise you, or were you expecting that tonight?
	A lot of people I really respect were looking at the numbers.
	Even Roger Stone, who's usually a big pessimist, said Trump could win tonight.
	And he said that on my show Sunday.
	And so, look, people have self-preservation in mind.
	Common sense.
	Harris is so detestable, so fake.
	walls it's hard to pick somebody that would compliment her disgustingness but they were actually able to find somebody more gross uh and and so the system's been very very arrogant and and uh so i mean i'm not surprised that trump's got a real shot at it uh to override the fraud he had to make it over that we got to have a big red wave make it over the blue seawall uh and so a lot of people i respect were saying no it's going to happen and And even Roger's like, no, I think Trump's going to win.
	And he's always been accurate.
	He told me in 2020, he said Trump's going to barely win, not as big a turnout.
	And he said because of the fraud, he'll lose.
	But don't tell anybody that.
	Right.
	So that a month before, a week before the day of...
	Do you think that the suspicion that I have here might be correct that we are seeing a significant portion of American Jews no longer in clear conscience being able to support the Democrat Party?
	Do you think this is just, again, right now a suspicion, but we're looking at different counties, that that may have played a significant role, for example, in these huge swings, these districts where there are a lot of American Jews?
	Yeah, I don't think that's speculation.
	We've already seen that swing in the polls.
	And so I think that's a game changer as well.
	But what I think you're seeing is just a political realignment with all these famous Democrats and liberals that have souls joining Trump.
	And I just think that the people get it.
	They can smell that, you know, there's no future with Harris and, you know, that Trump's not out to get him and Trump doesn't want World War III. So absolutely.
	I mean, I think that's a big part of it.
	Like you said, you know, we've got all these Muslims endorsing him in Michigan and I mean, people just are sick of the current power structure, but then they're going to try to block this.
	They're going to try to impeach him again.
	They've reportedly already drawn up articles of impeachment.
	If he is, you know, getting back into office, it looks like the Republicans are taking the Senate, expanding in the House.
	You know, that's just as important.
	So if Trump does get in and has the trifecta, he better drain that swamp and he better deliver.
	He's being handed, as you know, an economy that's got fire coming out of the engine and smoke shooting out its ass.
	So this is a crazy ass situation.
	Is that good?
	I want to see if I can...
	Hey, Toolman, if we show this clip out of Georgia, will Alex be able to hear it?
	I can do that, yeah.
	Okay, so Alex, we have something breaking right now.
	You wouldn't be able to see it, but would you like to be here to hear that?
	Let me set this up for you.
	Right now, this is some exclusive testimony video that we have that has gone through our team right now to vet it.
	So this is from someone named Devin.
	He went to go early vote in Georgia on the 21st of October, okay?
	Okay.
	They told him, oh, sorry, you were deceased in July of 2023, so he was allowed to take this photo of the screen, which you can see in the video, and he was given a provisional ballot, told that his vote may not go through, but you'll be registered for next time, and we actually have a clip right now that we can play.
	You won't be able to see it, but hear it.
	Oh, I'll show it to you.
	Okay, you'll be able to see it.
	He will see it, too.
	Let's show it to Alex.
	Hey, my name is Devin Hare and I'm dead.
	I went to go early vote 21st of October and found out that I was deceased and that was why it wouldn't work.
	I was listening to the podcast.
	Y'all were talking about, hey, we need to double check that we're registered to vote because there's strange things happening.
	I said, okay, I'll just go check it out on the website.
	I should be a-okay.
	My name does not come up.
	Show up the 21st, say, hey, here's my driver's license.
	They say, we can't find you in the system.
	Let's get you over to this other lady.
	She's got a She's got all the backend information.
	She can tell you what's going on.
	And she goes, Hey, yeah, no, we, uh, sorry about this, but you're dead.
	You are not alive anymore.
	And you have been since July of 2023.
	I would hope I'm still alive.
	And she said, yeah, it's just that that system is not working.
	Uh, you're still alive everywhere else, but you know, the voter registration side, you're, you're not here.
	My official status for voter registration is canceled.
	And the reason is that I'm deceased.
	She said, your vote might not go through this year.
	As of today, my name is still not on the registration list and it's not on the I voted list anywhere.
	So, bravo, Harris County.
	So there we go.
	And again, we can't, like we said, just like I couldn't confirm when we were doing the election, I believe we crossed streams in 2020, where I got a ballot to an old address in Michigan that was in process, along with, by the way, my relatives in Michigan who did vote where it said in process.
	The only confirmation that we have right now is a complete lack of confirmation.
	And to me, this is an example of, hey, Donald Trump may win this in spite of some shenanigans that are taking place.
	Does that surprise you at all with Georgia?
	Let me end to that.
	Let me add to that because I mean it's confirmed reports in all the battleground states and it's almost only happening to Republicans just like MTG on my show two weeks ago said she's getting constituents saying the machines are flipping from straight Republican to straight Democrat and then later it happened all over the country they said oh it's just a glitch it is happening so that's confirmed so they tried to deny all this four years ago now it's all out in the open and then all over the country it's being reported that Republicans that have been registered already voting Are told there's a problem or they're not on it or sorry, you're not the database.
	Here's a provisional.
	And so you kind of go to timeout.
	So there's all sorts of ways that they're doing this.
	But as you said, the shenanigans are out in the open.
	I mean, they had all these federal judges rule illegals can vote, stay on the rolls.
	The Texas Secretary of State said five weeks ago, you can vote with a non-citizen ID. Then the Supreme Court comes in and says about last week, last Monday, to vote.
	Virginia, okay, the illegals do have to come off the rolls.
	So people have been denying that, even though, you know, James O'Keefe gets the footage of it happening.
	No, this is really going on.
	So regardless of what happens with this election, I believe Trump's about to win.
	That's what it looks like right now.
	It's been just the mask is off here.
	And so much of the fraud did get caught.
	And a lot of states took off, you know, just in the aggregate, millions and millions of dead people and illegals and crazy stuff.
	And as you know, you're in Michigan.
	500,000 people that weren't on the voter rolls and weren't voters and registered in the database, but they're just there and they get to still vote.
	I mean, so this is wild.
	I mean, this is crazy.
	Yeah.
	And even if, you know, as we've called Georgia for Donald Trump, like you said, Michigan is one of those.
	I mean, we already know, look, like you just said, there were voter rolls that had some, I don't remember exactly if it was redundant votes or they had non-citizens or voter rolls that should have been purged that they didn't purge, but we do know that at least one Chinese National voted, even though they weren't a citizen, got caught, but that vote still counts.
	To me, that's enough.
	In other words, if there are any names on those voter rolls that should not be allowed to vote, as far as I'm concerned, every single one of them counts as an illegal vote because we'd have no way to confirm.
	We only confirmed the one who was dumb enough to ask for his ballot back, and that vote will still count.
	I'm sure you covered that there in Michigan.
	Combine the two, I'm pissed.
	But the good news is, I mean, remember, they just stonewalled four years ago, and the judges said, well, we can't look at it, you don't have standing.
	And the media went, oh, the judges found no fraud.
	No, no judge would look at it.
	But the Republicans, under Trump's leadership, went from no coverage and looking at fraud to doing a great job with, you know, Laura Trump and people.
	And so now there's some real, you know, spotlights on this, and they've mitigated a lot of it.
	And so...
	It's spectacular how people are being educated.
	And Trump's up there saying, you know, if I do get in, we're getting rid of these machines.
	How does France have 36 million people vote in one day on paper ballots, but we can't do it here?
	Remember, we almost always have the election the night or the day after.
	Now we're told the news was weeks and weeks and weeks.
	So we're going to see some shenanigans.
	The deep state's not going to go away quietly.
	That's right.
	This is certainly not a boring time to be alive.
	Or if Trump does get in, in the 76 days when he's president-elect, the left has said they're going to just go crazy and cause all sorts of uprisings.
	And that if Trump tries to defend against it, well, he's Hitler.
	So this is definitely a very exciting and dangerous time.
	Wait, do you mean to tell me that when you had a Romney who was heading up the Republican Party that it was feckless and useless and now that Donald Trump is, we're actually seeing some headway being made as it relates to election front?
	That's not what you're telling me, is it, Alex?
	It's what's happening, brother, and so this is the Great Awakening.
	I mean, the only way we would lose is not engaging them, because even if they steal it, now they're even double-caught.
	I mean, at a sick level, I hope this doesn't happen, but from a Machiavellian position, if they steal this now, I mean, the Democratic Party in a couple years will be outlawed in this country.
	I mean, they're like the Nazi Party already at this point.
	It should be.
	Yeah, I think you're right, and I do have a couple more questions for you, Alex.
	First, is that shirt velvet?
	Is that velvet?
	Yeah.
	No.
	Or is it suede?
	It looks nice either way.
	It looks comfortable, yeah.
	Is it velvet?
	It's a velour.
	No, it's not velvet.
	I don't own any velvet clothing.
	Well, you should, because I always tell people, you know, Alex Jones is far more cuddly than you would know.
	He's a sweetheart in real life, and if you drape that in some velour, I won't be able to keep my hands off you.
	Whoa.
	No, I get it.
	I love it.
	Hey, Stephen, you've got like a brawny, you could be on a brawny pack.
	It's like a lumberjack.
	You're a brawny man.
	There and I'm kind of like, hey man, you know, hey.
	Staying alive.
	Easy.
	Wait a last second.
	Let me see this, Alex.
	I always do this every once in a while.
	You're wanting me to hear you.
	Wait a second.
	His chest literally grows like an arrow saying, right here.
	It's an arrow.
	Oh my God.
	Look at him.
	Oh, my God.
	He's got a WWE voice.
	Yes, he does.
	And he has an actual arrow.
	He's like a good-looking George the Animal Steel.
	Donald Trump's gonna win.
	I tell you what, brother.
	George the Animal Steel.
	Your body hair naturally grows like Zangief, for God's sake.
	By the way, this is the least strange thing Alex Jones has ever done.
	Yes, it is.
	You can't clip it on your skin, Alex.
	He's like, look at that.
	Alex, if you got it, flaunt it.
	Show it off.
	I'm here to tell you, brother, Donald Trump's going to save this country and nothing's going to stop it.
	Good for you.
	Honestly, I thought it was velvet before you took off your shirt.
	I think it looks more velour-like now.
	I've only lost 30-something pounds, 33, 40 pounds.
	I'm going down another 20 or 30, so I'll actually be in shape soon.
	Alex, how are you doing that?
	Don't tell me you're eating right.
	I'm not going to buy that shit.
	Well, I mean, I'm not taking Ozempic, if that's what you have.
	Oh, no.
	Nick is a big Ozempic fan.
	I'm working out seven days a week.
	It'll be announced soon.
	There's a big documentary film for Netflix being made.
	And my buddy said, hey man, why don't we get you a really good personal trainer, former Navy SEAL guy?
	I know who the guy is for years.
	Oh yeah, I love Sean.
	And he works for some other folks around here in town.
	We'll just leave it at that.
	Let's just say he's been hanging out with Joe Rogan and Elon Musk all week.
	And Joe kind of interceded and said, hey, you need to do this.
	You need to lose weight.
	And so I kind of worked with some of his guys.
	And so I'm working out seven days a week, peer pressure with a former Navy SEAL drill sergeant.
	He literally does Navy SEAL training at the Navy SEAL base.
	He's nice about it, but he makes me, you know, I mean, I was in terrible shape, probably about to die.
	And then now I'm just in decent shape, but I'm going to really get in great shape.
	But yeah.
	Look great.
	You know what, though?
	Even the thing is, you still have that broad chest.
	I always say, like, Alex Jones looks like...
	He looks like the barrel that people go over the waterfalls in.
	But that's a compliment.
	Even when I was fat, I mean, this is muscle.
	These aren't...
	It's not tits.
	He looks like...
	But I used to work out a lot when I was younger.
	I had a ridiculous chest.
	No, I'm not saying his tits.
	I'm saying that you look like you're made of wooden planks.
	He looks like a Coke machine with a head on it.
	Yes, he does.
	Those 1920s bodybuilders.
	Yes, the 1920s bodybuilders.
	Before they were juiced out of their minds, they're just like, look, I built my physique by breaking the chains in my prison walls!
	Ha-ha!
	And you're like, wow.
	Thanks, Alexander.
	You know what I'm doing is I'm trying to get small.
	So, I mean, mainly what I do is, like, just hundreds and hundreds of setups, hundreds and hundreds of, you know, burpees and all this other stuff, and just pushing a sled and, you know, carrying 50-pound kettlebells in each hand, you know, around warehouses.
	Stuff lesbians still.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, it's all good stuff, but I'm still in terrible shape.
	The point is, I'm going to get in bad-ass shape.
	You're not in terrible shape.
	Alex, take the win.
	Everyone here.
	We have some ladies in the live audience.
	They're fanning themselves right now.
	You look like Michelle Obama.
	Listen, I did it all from the AlexJonesStore.com with Ultimate Seamoss, the ultimate seafood.
	That's why, right here.
	Ultimate Seamoss.
	This is the Ozempic of...
	The Ozempic of the sea, as it's known.
	Hey, you know what?
	Actually, Alex, if you want, and this is completely impromptu, but we just got a sponsorship from Jack and Fitness where they do home gyms, and it's one of the very rare sponsors where they reached out and I said, I know exactly who those people are.
	Lifetime warranty, and we might be able to get you one, because I know you probably have a gym at your studio, but if you want one for the house, I bet you we can hook that up for you.
	It's really good stuff.
	You still get a house, right?
	It sounds good.
	Sounds good.
	If I were him, I would never be in my house.
	I would be outside strutting it.
	Alex, I'm joking, but you know what, man?
	You are ridiculous.
	You're in way better shape than me, Crowder.
	I'm just having some fun here.
	Yeah, but you know what, Alex?
	I'm not just saying it.
	I'm very proud of you, man, because I know.
	And you know what?
	One thing I will say about Alex, you know, God said, and I'm not saying...
	God loves Alex Jones more than the rest of you!
	What I'm saying is, God did say that David is a man after his own heart.
	And people go, how could that be David?
	I mean, David basically killed a guy, David.
	But it was a man who had a repentant heart.
	It was a man who always came back to God.
	And I would tell you, Alex Jones, every time he's been going through some stuff, and I talk to Alex, he goes, you know what, I'm doing this, but...
	You know, I really need to spend more time in prayer with God, and I really want to get...
	And I know that health was a big thing, where you would say, you know what?
	I gotta get back in shape.
	It's just been so stressful.
	And you know what, man?
	You had the biggest lawsuit in modern American history as far as a bullshit ruling.
	So, you know what?
	You had plenty of reasons to be stressed.
	So, hey, I know you have more goals to go, but, man, you should be proud of yourself.
	And I'm not just saying that.
	You really are.
	You're looking good.
	You're doing well.
	It's a great way to handle the stress, too.
	I mean, this is keeping them alive, bro.
	Eat sea moss.
	Yeah.
	I mean, I think so.
	I don't know.
	I'm telling you, CMOS is amazing.
	At the bottom of a boat?
	That's what's scraping it off.
	It's Irish CMOS. Listen, I just go with whatever that...
	It's got the best iodine and all these weird minerals and vitamins that are only in the CMOS, and I am doing a plug here, because, you know, we could be shut down next to...
	InfoWars is up for sale next Tuesday, forced by the court, but we'll continue on in the air one way or another, working with great folks.
	So yeah, it's just emblematic of the tyranny we're under.
	Just like Elon Musk said on Rogan, he said, if Kamala gets in, he's going to be shut down.
	This isn't a game.
	They've tried to shut you down.
	So we joke around and stuff, and I torch people looking at my, because you make jokes about the shirts, I thought I'd go really crazy on air.
	But I mean, this is a war.
	This is a real deal.
	I hope Trump wins today.
	What are you predicting, Crowder?
	I think he is going to win.
	I think it's going to be very close.
	We called Georgia.
	I think we'll be making the call of North Carolina quite soon.
	I think that, oh, I'm getting word now that we are going to be calling North Carolina in just a minute.
	Actually, you know what?
	Hey, before we continue, do you want to be here for us to call North Carolina with you right now with us?
	I do.
	I should probably put my shirt back on.
	No, no, no.
	Keep your shirt off.
	Trust me.
	Trust me.
	This gets old.
	Alex, you haven't seen the entirety of the show.
	It gets weirder.
	So, you're going to be able to...
	He can see program?
	Hold on.
	Toolman?
	Yes.
	I'll give him program for this one.
	So, we're going to give you program because I... Right, am I right?
	We're going to call.
	So, right now, it's time for another state call and then...
	And yeah.
	Brought to you by Noble Gold.
	And as we've been doing all night, of course, we have Donald Trump, the next president, who is here to call the state of North Carolina.
	I'm having a good time.
	Having a good time.
	Carolina, you came through tonight.
	Suck it, FEMA.
	You really screwed up with Hilleen.
	The state where you invented human flight.
	Call me Sully.
	I'm gonna go, go, go.
	There's no stopping me.
	Eeeeeee!
	And the best part is we were really excited about it, and Alex Jones is gone.
	Yeah.
	When you're going too far for Alex Jones.
	Maybe he went to watch it.
	Maybe he didn't have a return monitor or something like that.
	Maybe that's the point where, you know, maybe it's like, hey, maybe we...
	I hope it was.
	I hope we did that to be funny.
	Listen, we feel pretty confident in this according to our projections.
	I can't be associated with this.
	These people are crazy.
	I just saw an intern walk by.
	Like, no, no, no.
	Alex, he's probably not doing push-ups.
	He is.
	I was doing burpees, Steven.
	I'm sorry.
	I was doing burpees.
	It's part of my program.
	Eating some moss off my garage wall.
	I drank too much tap water.
	That's right.
	I felt a little gay.
	According to our projections, he's going to win North Carolina by around 2.8%.
	By around 2.8%.
	That's not enough for me.
	Which honestly is pretty in line.
	Can someone bring up the RCP average?
	I think it was somewhere around.
	Was it around 1.8?
	I don't remember the exact number.
	We can bring that up.
	But I wanted to give you a couple other pieces of information as we've been talking about.
	Hold on one second.
	Did you see North Carolina called, Alex?
	Did you get to...
	No, he's...
	Yes, I saw it.
	I didn't know where you went.
	I was like, oh man, we lost Alex.
	Now he's got his shirt on.
	Well, I've got a chamber pot over there.
	This one took a dump.
	You know that's what the Democrats are doing right now.
	Yes, I do believe they are.
	Well, they're hanging it in their pants.
	Stephen's got a crock pot next to him.
	Yes, I do.
	It's actually...
	It's an Instapot because I like putting it under pressure.
	Listen, I never say this about Steve, but it's really cool because when I've co-hosted and guest hosted for him, I like...
	I have the same thing here.
	He has a toilet in his chair.
	It's very relaxing.
	I do.
	Yeah, I do.
	And I even change it.
	And I also pee sitting down.
	Yeah, well...
	I only piece it now when I'm doing the show, and that's a convenience factor.
	But I did change the chair, because it used to be like that old foam chair that you have at your grandparents' house, where it feels like another butt up against your butt.
	So now it's actually a nice, firm polymer.
	So you don't get that.
	It's like when you sit on someone else's desk in school, and it's warm.
	I don't like it, even though I'm old now.
	I don't like old people chairs, even though I'm kind of old now, it's weird to be 50, but I remember like grandma was like, it feels creepy.
	It must be like this when you're like a junior high student and Tim Walls is your gay counselor.
	Allegedly, allegedly.
	Also, it's really weird when old people have carpeting up and around the toilets.
	You had some information there, Gerald.
	All right, so just some information.
	So we got some PA updates that we can have Ginger Snap come in and give us some.
	Kamala Harris is way underperforming in some very important places in Pennsylvania.
	And then I just wanted to give you this update, too, on Florida.
	So in 2020, Trump won Florida by 372,000.
	Right now it's projected at over 1.5 million votes.
	1.5 million.
	He's going to win it by this time around.
	Stop it, Nick!
	What do you mean, Nick?
	Guys, you and your trend horse shit.
	I'm sorry.
	Nick needs a Snickers.
	There's been no good news tonight that Nick hasn't said anything.
	He's going to lose Florida.
	He's going to lose Florida.
	Gerald, you can't quit.
	Gerald, you cannot quit.
	Hey, no making out with Nick.
	Stop it.
	Stop it.
	Don't hurt me.
	He's too big.
	I'm an old man!
	Don't make me take my shirt off!
	You mean aside from an Aryan beating up a Sicilian, which the optics are not great?
	What is it, Alex?
	Sicilian?
	Listen, you guys are doing great on the numbers as well.
	I know you love Owen Schroyer, former political prisoner.
	He's in our big map room looking at some of the numbers.
	I want to get his, just for a minute or so, his take and analysis.
	I know you've got a bunch of experts there.
	Let's put our brains together right now.
	But let's just go to Owen for a second.
	I want him to give us a quick report.
	He says big developments.
	Hold on, Alex.
	Before we do that, where's the best place for people to find you?
	I just want to say, where's the best place for people to find you?
	Because we didn't get your plug-in yet.
	Sorry, we have Joe Lewis in the studio and everyone's losing their mind.
	No, no.
	Well, I'm going to steal your dog.
	If important words get shut down, find me at RealAlexJonesOnX.
	Find me at AlexJones.network.
	And also follow our backup channel at AJN for Alex Jones Network, AJN Live.
	And that'll be a big deal because when I got deplatformed, even great fans had trouble finding me.
	We're showing a lot of talk radio stations.
	We've got the uplinks at the new studio and stuff.
	It's a lot smaller.
	We tend to expand and hopefully move out of Austin, maybe up north.
	You know what, Alex, too, also, I don't know if you noticed, we just announced this tonight, you know, Rumble Premium has been an ad-free service that's been around for a while.
	Mug Club now is Rumble Premium.
	Rumble Premium is Mug Club, where Mug Club proved that we could build out a network, but there are already more people, like Donald Trump Jr.
	on Rumble Premium.
	They have some gamers there, they have live events, so every member of Mug Club is going to be there.
	I'm talking to the head of Rumble, with you guys as well.
	It'll be gone next Tuesday, and bad guys are probably going to buy it.
	So I've just been faithful to the crew here, but I'm ready to branch out and hopefully have the crew with me.
	But that's going on.
	And you could always just bring, you could just change it to like info floors, and that could be under Rumble Premium is my point, right?
	There's a million things that you could do.
	Oh no, we lost his feet.
	Don't go on or just dark?
	Oh, there he is.
	Oh, he's back.
	Apparently they bought it now.
	If you don't like it, they want to feed us.
	It takes money to fight this.
	Yes.
	The Owl Show Store.com.
	Yes, alexjonesstore.com.
	I think because he wants to feed us some info from Owen Troyer real quick.
	And the Alex Jones...
	Sorry, say it again, Alex.
	I'm sorry.
	Thealexjonesstore.com.
	Get some t-shirts.
	Get some CMOS. Keep us on the air.
	I'm not kidding.
	You'll love the CMOS. But seriously, Owen is on it.
	I know you guys have your own war room.
	I want to hear your take on his analysis.
	So here's Owen Troyer.
	Owen, come in here.
	All right, let's hear what Owen said.
	All right.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	Think about that.
	What is she going to get?
	75% of the last 10% vote?
	Not going to happen.
	Not an unfair election.
	So, we zoom back out.
	What does this mean?
	This means...
	With Pennsylvania and Georgia and Nebraska, that's 270.
	That's a victory for Donald Trump.
	He needs to come out in 15 minutes and declare victory.
	I won't be the one to declare victory, but that's what we see here on this map.
	All right, Owen, stay there.
	I want to go back.
	Hold on, because we're breaking in with Stephen here.
	Stephen, I want to get your take, because you guys are looking at the numbers.
	You've got experts there as well.
	Owen, stay there.
	Don't go.
	What is your take on what Owen just said?
	Okay, well, one second, because we were just having some issues here.
	I wanted to bring it up.
	We do have...
	We've talked about that before.
	So, you know, we have called Georgia, so Owen is right on that.
	We've called Georgia pretty definitively.
	We're very confident in Georgia.
	We do have Lane the Brain in here with some updates in Pennsylvania, and I think there's some agreement, and then you have a little bit more context to some of those numbers, and I don't know if there's disagreement.
	No, there's no disagreement at all, really.
	The only difference is the map that we had on our...
	Yes.
	We actually call Georgia.
	Right.
	So the only thing left for Trump to do is win one of those upper Midwest states, Wisconsin, Michigan, or Pennsylvania.
	So let's bring up there, Noodles, the election integrity map, because we have called Georgia so people can see that.
	Oh, is it DDoS again?
	It's still DDoS.
	It's DDoS.
	We've been DDoS attacked because, Alex, we've been providing this analysis and these numbers.
	Okay, but he just said, according to him, he has Pennsylvania.
	Well, I know, according to what he just said.
	So we cannot say that, yet we are not really willing to say that Pennsylvania, we are not willing to say that, but to reflect on what he said with those trends, how he said she needs 65% of the vote, if you want to pull up what our analysts just put together, that graph, this will kind of help show what Owen was talking about, because it reflects exactly what our numbers are saying, too.
	So there you go.
	So Alex, we actually have a graph that I don't know if you guys can see it on your program.
	You may not be able to.
	Pull it back down.
	But we've had some graphs here that we're actually able to present to people as far as what percentage of the vote needs to be won in the future.
	So let's bring up that.
	You want to bring up that graph?
	I'll get it to him right now.
	But everything that Owen just said checks out.
	Gotcha.
	And that's why we actually called Georgia.
	Right there.
	Not that long ago.
	Let's bring this up.
	You have it there?
	Yeah, we've got it.
	Okay, so Pennsylvania.
	So I don't know if you can see this, Alex, but laying the brain, describe this because we've been showing this throughout the night.
	Describe it for some new viewers, people coming in from Alex's show who may not be familiar with this metric that you've shown.
	Correct.
	So this is essentially reflecting the sentiment that they were just talking about.
	If you look at the red bar, so the farthest to the right is actually the most recent information that we have.
	And it says 54.2.
	And by information you mean the most recent vote dump.
	Yes, correct.
	So the most recent vote dump, Donald Trump collected 54.2% of that.
	Right.
	And what that tells us is of the outstanding vote remaining, he only needs to win 45, which means Kamala Harris would need to win about 55% of that vote.
	Right.
	So our percentages are a little different, but the trend is exactly the same.
	And you are pretty, again, we're not making the call, but pretty confident that it's very unlikely with the votes that are remaining in Pennsylvania that she would be reaching those margins.
	Correct.
	And the reason that we feel a little confident in Pennsylvania, not in calling it, but in the direction it's going, is if there's two bellwether counties, essentially, that you want to look at, which are Erie County and Northampton County.
	And in the last vote dump, Donald Trump closed the gap in Erie County by about 7%, and he's only trailing by 3.6% now.
	So he keeps making that up.
	But Northampton County is the one you want to look at, because he actually lost that by 0.7% in 2020 to Joe Biden.
	But right now...
	We're looking on the map for Northampton.
	Yeah, can you give me a fucking rain man over here, just reading him at a million miles an hour.
	He's looking for it, but I have...
	Give me a dramamy.
	Google it.
	So what we do see in Northampton is that Trump is leading by a substantial amount.
	He's leading by 5.4% right now at last check.
	He lost that county.
	Wow.
	Now I'm excited.
	And there's only been three times, I believe, in the last 150 years that that county hasn't predicted the winner of the state.
	Wow.
	I think 2004, 2000, and 1968.
	So it's not just the fact, Alex, to go back to that, it's not just the fact that he's doing better than in 2020, but it's the fact that that actually, in combination with that, is a bellwether county that's indicative of someone winning the country at large.
	That is correct.
	For the state, it's pretty significant.
	Seems, all metrics that we have right now, that he should win the state, but that microcosm within the state suggests strongly that he would win the country.
	And this is, by the way, given the fact that we've already called Georgia.
	Right.
	And then, even if you move past Pennsylvania, if you can pull up the New York Times thing that we sent you, they're starting to even not have much room to win.
	I was going to say, they were noticing it.
	They were leaning Trump about an hour ago.
	Yes.
	It was the first time they had said it in this entire cycle.
	They're leaning him in popular vote also, but they also have him up in PA, Wisconsin, and Michigan.
	They give him over a 65% chance in all of those states to win.
	Yep.
	And if he...
	Owen wins any of those states.
	Oh!
	Polymarket's at 97% for Trump now.
	Yeah.
	Hold on.
	I wanted to do a polymarket check-in after.
	Sorry.
	Alex.
	Alex.
	Hold on, everyone.
	Guys, there's too much.
	Hold on one second.
	Alex, are you still there?
	Did you hear the announcement?
	So Owen was right on the money, and we have access to, again, some metrics here behind the scenes that kind of exclusive here that we can parse out.
	But Owen seemed to be- No, I know.
	You guys did a great job.
	Well, that's super news.
	And so did Owen.
	Oh, and he's right on the money.
	And he absolutely should declare we're not fully and if you guys are, that's great.
	We're not fully confident in calling Pennsylvania.
	No, no, we're not saying we're 100% right.
	We're just saying it looks like it to us.
	Yeah, it certainly looks that way.
	It looks like it to me, too.
	I think, Alex, my only hesitation would be I don't want to give people like, oh, Donald Trump is cheating again.
	I just don't want...
	They'll try and go with those optics.
	Let it become a little bit more obvious.
	I agree with you, though, to put a stop to any of the potential steal or anything that is going on to kind of head that off.
	But I just want it to be a little bit more clear.
	One final thing.
	So, Alex, can we have our team cross-reference these counties that are particularly important right now and look at the Jewish voting population?
	Because looking at the trends that we already have...
	No, no.
	I'm just saying...
	No, we can look at those in PA. We can look at those in PA, but that might help us make a prediction a little bit earlier if we see those numbers still continue to track.
	And to that point, when we did call North Carolina, it was about 10 minutes ahead of Reuters' call on that as well.
	So we did beat them to the punchline.
	Yeah, thank you, Mug Club.
	There we go.
	So we're in the first place right here, guys.
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	I know that Alex Jones has a lot.
	We don't know what's going to happen after next week, but the water's warm.
	And yeah, we made the North Carolina call before they did at Reuters.
	We made the Georgia call.
	I want you to stick around here for a little bit, laying the brain...
	Alex, we do have to get going, but tell Owen if he can't still hear us.
	Great work.
	And we may even be able to check in with you guys later.
	And if you have any questions, you can reach out to us behind the scenes, too.
	Absolutely.
	And just want to say, great job with your investigative team winning this election.
	You guys have done just as good as James O'Keefe, and he's always been the North Star.
	We're not in competition.
	We're all on the same team.
	But incredible job for all your supporters, everybody else.
	And I love working with you, and I love your crew.
	This is a historic moment, so thank you so much.
	Thank you very much, Alex.
	We appreciate it.
	Alex Jones and Owen Schroyer, everybody.
	Good.
	Yeah, I'm glad, again, I know we've had some tech issues here, but I'm glad, you know, he was going a little, like, some gut feel, but it's good to see that, you know, Owen is one of those guys who people, because he's with Alex Jones, think he's more unreasonable than he is.
	He's often pretty right on some of these things, and he's...
	It's one of those things, don't let the media tell you who Alex Jones is.
	Don't let the media tell you who all those people are.
	Even if we have disagreements, it sounds like we're tracking here with some different data sets, but that's...
	This is quite...
	This is quite a bit of momentum at this point.
	1.5 million votes potentially in Florida is huge.
	That is massive.
	Why are you laughing?
	You don't think there's 1.5 million votes in Florida?
	I expected that from Florida, goddammit.
	No one expected 1.5.
	You know you never said it.
	You said that Joe Biden will be out, we gave you credit, and now you're saying you never said 1.5 million votes.
	Hold on.
	Hold on.
	The fight's out there.
	Damn it.
	I love everybody in here.
	No, it's not.
	It's in here now.
	It is in here.
	It is in here.
	Guys, don't you guys say what?
	I got to defend Nick.
	I saw his My Little Pony diary.
	He wrote.
	Oh, my God.
	Yeah, he writes.
	He wrote it in there.
	Yeah, well, him and Kavanaugh.
	I was laughing at you guys getting so excited that he won so big in Florida.
	But, Nick, the reason is because we're looking at it and we're contrasting the trend.
	I understand.
	And now you're excited.
	But you know why we're able to make these predictions?
	Because of the numbers that we looked at in Florida.
	Let's go for the polymarket check-in.
	I'm going to have a fever of 102.
	There's no Jersey.
	Polymarket chicken.
	Donald Trump at 96.6.
	Now, do me a favor.
	Pull up the general election as well.
	Well, that is the general election.
	I'm sorry.
	The popular vote for the general election.
	We've been streaming for six hours, all right?
	Give me a break.
	I got him off his game.
	91% for Trump.
	For the popular vote.
	There's the mandate of the masses, everybody.
	There's the mandate of the masses.
	I don't want to go to bed.
	Remember this really quickly.
	Can you bring off the live on air thing right there?
	I'm still seeing Alex Jones' window in front of me.
	Remember this.
	They will.
	They will protest.
	They will riot.
	They might even behave for a couple of days because they might have people from the brass saying, hey, look, we've got to be careful with this.
	Remember, they are protesting, not against...
	The Electoral College, they're protesting not against some kind of swing state.
	They're protesting against you, the American people.
	That's what they're protesting.
	When they riot this time, they're rioting against everyone else in this country.
	And don't forget it.
	Even if you didn't vote for Donald Trump, when people say, hey, I want to stand up for what's right.
	Okay, you talked about the integrity of democracy.
	Watch.
	This happens tonight.
	Donald Trump very, very likely, almost certainly wins the Electoral College, very, very likely wins the popular vote.
	If you see a single Walgreens, CVS, you see a single department store looted, you see a single person, my God, shot in the street for being a Trump voter like we saw in Washington State or was it Oregon?
	Remember, that bullet is for you.
	That Walgreens, that shop is you.
	There's no more bullshit where people argue, even though it should never be the case, about the Electoral College or about Donald Trump and billionaire donors because we saw that they bragged about with Kamala Harris.
	The mandate of the masses and a significant winning margin.
	That riot is for you.
	Remember, let this reverberate through you, don't forget it, and you should be pissed when that happens.
	And if that ever does happen, that's exactly why you heard me on my spiel earlier, where I'll never say political violence is never the answer.
	Hey, if people are actually rioting and burning down your houses, burning down your neighbors, if we see another summer of love, guess what?
	I would much rather see Korean shopkeeper defends what he created and, by the way, voted to preserve than another man shot in the street.
	Remember, dozens of people killed in those riots.
	Don't let it get that far.
	Do not let it get that far.
	You're talking to the guy right now.
	You're watching the guy who does Change My Mind.
	You're watching the guy who does Devil's Advocate, finds common ground.
	Don't let it get to a single riot in any city.
	And any representative, like Kamala Harris, who says they won't stop nor should they stop, that is an enemy of the American people.
	Let's check in with Polymarket, see how likely this stream gets taken down from YouTube.
	Can we do that really quickly?
	because I meant every damn word that I just said.
	21!
	It went down!
	I think it's because we had Alex on for a little bit.
	It spiked.
	No, no, no.
	It only went down when he took his shirt off.
	It only went down, yeah.
	The people were a piece.
	You know, I don't know if I saw this.
	If this was correct, but did Bitcoin hit an all-time high in the last hour?
	It did.
	Oh, I wonder why.
	So that's one of the things.
	People are not only looking at Polymarket in the polls, but the vote on crypto is essentially the price of Bitcoin.
	What are the markets predicting is going to happen?
	Because it's very clear that Trump is going to be able to do more favorable cryptocurrency policies versus Kamala.
	And so as the price continued to go up, folks are saying that is another key indicator.
	Yes.
	Of where people are voting across non-traditional demographic lines.
	The Jew factor.
	Last night, Jim Cramer told us that the market moves predicted a Kamala Harris win.
	No.
	Well, why aren't we even here?
	Yeah, but Jim Cramer's head comes to a point.
	Don't insult the coneheads.
	That's a fair point.
	Is there anything else that you wanted to fill us in on?
	No, I don't think so.
	Just there's some interesting indicators on the ground outside of the numbers.
	New York Post is starting to report that people are leaving Kamala's watch party.
	Oh my gosh, that sucks.
	Yeah, it's rough.
	No, it doesn't.
	That's fantastic.
	I mean, it sucks for her.
	Before we even went live on air, most of the...
	Oprah and Liz will leave.
	That's a dozen people.
	The U.S. consulates and Europe, all those places that wanted Trump to lose, they all decided not to hold their watch parties.
	So there's...
	Yeah.
	So there are quite a few signs.
	We don't have the leftist meltdowns yet.
	I don't know.
	We'll check in with Roddick and my land.
	Put a note in.
	Look for these things.
	Please!
	I don't want to...
	I'm just nervous about going to bed.
	I'm just being realistic.
	Okay, that's fine.
	Thanks, Uncle Frank.
	Thanks, Uncle Frank.
	I'm with you, Nick.
	I'm with you.
	If it makes you feel any better, Nick forgot his reading glasses.
	We'll also get you some Senate updates because we could take the Senate in the House potentially tonight.
	I think we picked up two and we're leading in three others right now.
	Now I'm excited.
	So we're talking about the Senate, right?
	The House we have, but we could widen the margin.
	I believe we needed four to win four of this.
	I say we pick up the House and drop it on Kamala's head.
	I'm trying to remember, how many more would we need in this?
	We only really had to flip one because West Virginia was open because of Manchin, so they won that one, and then one more, which would have been...
	But is it a shutout in the seats that they thought would flip Democrat?
	That's one thing I don't know yet.
	I'm not sure.
	I'll have to take a look at that one.
	We've been focused on the presidency.
	Thank you so much, Lane the Brain.
	We appreciate it.
	And you know what?
	Since we paid good money to have that chair out there, next time, do you mind doing it from the chair?
	I like that chair.
	It's a cool chair.
	Okay, let's have you do it from that chair there.
	Plus, you look good in that chair.
	Just microphone.
	Just put it right here.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Put it right up there.
	Like your Mariah Carey at Rockefeller Club.
	If Gerald wants to show everybody how to do it.
	It's just we paid good money for that chair, and I don't think we're going to be streaming for days now.
	Gerald will show us how to do that when he does the wine tasting.
	No.
	That's right.
	I'm doing wine tasting?
	Yep.
	All right.
	So this has been a lot of fun.
	Oh, you know what?
	I forgot.
	Oh, no.
	I forgot, actually.
	We still have on the show tonight, and considering that we don't know how much longer Kamala's going to have any type of political shelf life, her father's name is actually...
	Donald J. Harris.
	That is not a joke.
	But we do have Donald J. Harris live on the line with us.
	Let's go to him now.
	Mr.
	Harris, thanks for coming back on tonight.
	Yeah, man.
	What's on your mind?
	Well, since you've known her for so long, I wanted to get your insight on why your daughter isn't doing as well as the media was hoping she would tonight.
	It's all very simple, man.
	She didn't have the time.
	Time for what?
	To do the same thing she always done to get all of her job.
	Boy, you're really a one-trick pony, aren't you, Donald J? It's a simple equation.
	You divide the population by the amount of hours in a day that she spread eagle.
	She couldn't get to them all in time.
	Okay, that's about what I was expecting to hear, but good to know she does have a formula for success.
	Spread eagle is just like a model.
	Okay, we get the point.
	I think we're done here.
	We're done, fool man.
	All right.
	By the way.
	Every time.
	You might need to mute other people's mics because I can't hear.
	Don't make him so funny and we won't laugh so much.
	I didn't make anything funny.
	You think I'd write what he says?
	It's Kamala's dad, Donald J. He's his own man.
	Gosh.
	I'm laughing at his mouth and his teeth.
	Still looking for Siggs.
	Oh, boy.
	All right.
	I'm excited.
	I feel good.
	Yeah, well, good.
	I'm glad, Nick.
	I mean, I honestly have given you a hard time, but I know why you're like that.
	Well, I was voted class pessimist.
	Honestly, and I'm not making this up, in high school, they had to come up with superlative for me.
	I was voted class pessimist.
	And you know what?
	It's really being a realist is what it's called.
	And a couple of people that voted me class pessimists, they're dead now.
	So who won that fucking argument?
	Well, I don't think anybody did, but nonetheless.
	I think everybody loves.
	I think they're dead and you're dead inside.
	No.
	Guys.
	They're still voting.
	You're fine.
	No, I get it.
	I don't want Wayne to go to battle excited because it's going to be dead.
	Well, I'm not going to bed.
	We're not going to bed, Nick.
	I'm not going to bed.
	It's 100 degrees right now and I'm not going to bed.
	What's your excuse?
	I better see some blower or else soon if you want me to stay up.
	Look, Nick, what's your excuse, okay?
	I said we're not going to bed.
	We're going to keep streaming until we've called the president, right?
	I don't know why you're so mad.
	I don't know if it's that hot Italian blood.
	You can't calm him down, right?
	Hey, fuck that.
	You fucking Irish cockroach.
	See, that's what he does!
	Are we still worried about being booted from YouTube?
	For Christ's sake!
	When is this fire?
	It's back up.
	We're going to come back when Nick calms down.
	We'll be right back after this.
	We'll be right back.
	He's got more rules than The Tonight Show, for Christ's sake.
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	To be clear, he continues to deny the fundamental charge that she has, which is that she had this sexual encounter with him in 2016.
	He denies that.
	First of all, she...
	I don't know which she you're talking about, because you're inventing people.
	Oh, E. Jean Carroll.
	Such a liar, she won't even give us her first name.
	I think it's Earl.
	I think she had a d***.
	I know he didn't sexually assault her, but come on.
	It was at a department store.
	Who hasn't got a d*** job at the fitting room at the Old Navy or the Gap?
	Is that really a hanging offense?
	You guys are young Abacombian bitch.
	You see a boy with an ass like a nectarine.
	You follow him around the mall.
	Take him to the Cheesecake Factory, maybe get him a mac and cheese.
	This stuff happens, but he did not sexually assault anybody.
	Let me make that clear.
	Or anybody else that's going to come forward with these stories.
	It's really disgusting.
	I don't even know that Trump likes women anymore.
	He's had so many of them.
	He's just tired.
	I mean, you eat lobster every day, you get sick of it.
	You eat hot dogs every day.
	You're Anthony Weiner.
	What?
	Well, I guess that's it.
	You have no more questions.
	And as usual, those were horrendous.
	They were as slanted as the roof you try to put that guy on in Butler, which wasn't very slanted.
	That was a dumb remark on my part.
	Did you see?
	They were doing a news report.
	There was a 12-year-old girl on a unicycle behind the guy doing the report on the roof juggling axes.
	So that's it.
	And I guess I'll see you at the next press conference.
	Maybe the other person who's running for president should try this.
	It's kind of fun.
	You have a good day now.
	I really think he should be the press secretary.
	I mean, it would be a lot more fun, but there's a lot of fun that we're getting to have right now in this moment.
	Look, we're cautiously optimistic still.
	We still think there's a lot of momentum.
	Everything's looking pretty good.
	One of the things that I wanted to bring in, guys, we have officially, I believe, won the Senate.
	I know we've been focusing a lot on the presidential race.
	Now, that's a big deal.
	So look, if Donald Trump goes in, he's got a mandate of the people because he wins the popular vote, he wins the electoral college, you've got the Senate, you've got the House.
	You can start to do some stuff.
	Now, make sure you do some...
	Yes!
	There we go.
	Absolutely.
	No, but that is a massive deal right now.
	And look, I'm looking at CNN. I've got a lot of different screens going on.
	So sometimes if I say, oh crap, I got the wrong thing, it's because I've got seven things that I'm looking at at one time.
	So I apologize.
	We have lawyers here to make sure that I don't get us sued too badly.
	But they're going over Pennsylvania right now and they're looking at every single county and going, ah crap!
	Ah, crap!
	Ah, crap!
	She's underperforming, underperforming, underperforming.
	That is fantastic for us.
	They just keep going back to these counties.
	And look, I know that Pennsylvania has been marked by everybody for a very long time.
	We have James Woods coming up in just one minute here as soon as Steven gets back in.
	But...
	I just wanted to say, Scott Pressler, we all owe you a lot.
	It's not any one person that's going to get this thing done, but everybody has played a significant part.
	Scott moved to Pennsylvania, started an organization there.
	You can go on his X and see.
	And he got people knocking on doors.
	He got people registered to vote.
	He changed counties for Donald Trump and actually leaned Republican instead of being Democrat.
	Phenomenal job right there.
	If Donald Trump wins Pennsylvania, it's going to be due in large part to the work that Scott Pressler did, so thank you very much for that work.
	Enjoy the night.
	If that gets called here in just a little while, we'll see.
	I don't know how much longer we're going to have to wait on that, but it's going to be fantastic when it does.
	He's here!
	He's here!
	Okay, James Wood is standing.
	James Woods is standing by.
	Maybe we want one James Wood.
	We may want to give him an update.
	We have an update on Wisconsin that's looking really good, not just Pennsylvania.
	Where's that update?
	Well, I think they You're kind of, no offense, on your wiener when it comes to the show.
	There's too much coming in.
	No, I... You guys can't hear, but Gerald's business is one of them in the studio, and I said wiener, and she went, yeah, I know about your helicoptering.
	Listen, I have enough children, okay?
	Thank you.
	Well, they didn't put the Wisconsin update in the map, so jump in, jump in, and we'll go to James as soon as you're ready.
	I'm excited to have this guy on.
	And Nick is enthralled.
	He's on his phone texting his...
	Thanks, Nick.
	Yeah, Nick.
	Let's keep everything friendly.
	I'm texting to you guys how much I love this place.
	So, they're getting some data right now that Wisconsin is actually...
	Oh, shoot, sorry.
	I can't brush my teeth and I haven't eaten a meal, so I just...
	I got the...
	Thank you.
	You gotta do the thing.
	You didn't eat?
	I had saltines!
	No, you had sweet potatoes.
	I saw it.
	I had sweet potatoes, I had saltines, and I had a little protein earlier.
	But I feel okay.
	Tim, I'm thinking we may want to dim these lights a little bit as we get a little further in the evening, because I look like a crazy person.
	Okay.
	Find an opportunity to do that.
	He's getting a little wacky.
	Don't forget about James!
	The fever's just staying right around 100 degrees.
	So we do have James Woods coming up, but I do know they're saying that they just got about 50% of the Wisconsin vote in, and from what they're seeing, Wisconsin is only going to get redder.
	So it seems increasingly likely.
	Please.
	Kill Nick's mic, please.
	Just for right now.
	Nick isn't even on his mic.
	Good.
	He's like a mile away.
	There you go.
	He's hallucinating.
	He got in a breeze from an ivory tower?
	The problem is Nick can say whatever he wants because he knows he has carte blanche because he knows he was my comedy idol growing up, so what am I going to say?
	Like, no!
	Don't say that!
	You're going to hurt my feelings!
	Like I'm some bitch.
	Well, you're wearing a shirt from the Ellen DeGeneres collection.
	Yes, I am.
	I ran into her at Orvis.
	James Woods still waiting.
	I'm joking.
	It was REI. All right.
	He's laughing.
	He's enjoying the show.
	James Woods has an IQ of, like, you know, Mensa.
	They would be, I should say, filling their pants.
	Their pants.
	Because he has, like, the highest IQ of any celebrity, and you think he doesn't appreciate this highbrow shit?
	I think he does.
	By the way, they called Virginia for Harris, but just like we said early on tonight, if it's anywhere even close to under five points, they're saying it's well under five points.
	It's razor thin.
	So look, guys, we're not going to lie to you and call everything, but it looks like Donald Trump is preparing some remarks.
	It really does look...
	As close as you can get at this moment in time, it is 11...
	Oh, that's...
	Sorry, I know James Woods is coming on.
	My microwave screwed me up because I have that microwave out there.
	And I was like, it's already midnight?
	It's not!
	It's not midnight!
	It's 11.14.
	It's 11.
	I'm 14.
	What?
	Is it 9?
	Alright, let's bring on the man with the best voice.
	Hold on a second, I've got to sanitize my hands.
	Oh boy.
	I've got to do this because whatever I touch, man, whatever I touch is going to be plagued with this virus.
	That's true.
	Please do that for us.
	It's going to be a bunch of sick cub scouts.
	This is a good man.
	Please, can we just behave for men we've wanted on the show for a long time.
	And by the way, Gay William ran into him.
	Maybe we can bring Gay William on in a little bit.
	And I don't want to tell personal stories, but a big fan of this man.
	I've been following him.
	He's one of the OGs on Twitter as far as not being afraid to speak out.
	One of Hollywood's last remaining great actors and quite a funny chap, James Woods.
	Hold on a second, James.
	No one respects the damn stinger tonight.
	We had a whole stinger for you, and I saw you were already speaking, but Mr.
	Woods, thank you for being here, sir.
	Great.
	Thank you, Mr.
	Crowder, for being here.
	And by the way, this is in our household already.
	Wow!
	Just saying.
	Thank you very much.
	My wife, big, big, big fan.
	Okay.
	Years ago.
	She bought it years ago.
	Well, thank you.
	And by the way, have you two been celebratory imbibing at this point?
	I think everyone has except for me.
	Yeah, I have to say, my bar isn't big enough.
	This is like coming into a drunken frat party, I've got to tell you.
	I've been watching you guys.
	I mean, the Ellen DeGeneres shirt was pretty much the high point of eating for me, because it doesn't take that.
	Thank you very much, Mr.
	Woods.
	And by the way, what a risque view to take when she's not here to defend herself anymore, James.
	You're better than that.
	By the way, it really looks like, honestly, a Harry Sisson shirt.
	It looks like it has a little bit of DNA there on the collar.
	You might want to watch out.
	I just asked Jitsu to lint roll this.
	Good lord.
	Yeah, it's not a lint issue, pal.
	It's okay.
	It's a load issue.
	Son of a bitch.
	Yeah, okay.
	Listen, seriously, I'm thrilled to be on the show.
	William, Gay William, William Rodriguez, fantastic man.
	He pushed me and pushed me.
	You've got to do Seaman.
	I said I'd love to, but I don't do press.
	Then finally I thought, you know what?
	This is just too important.
	This night...
	Let's get serious for a moment, please.
	No.
	Is one of the single most important nights.
	Every election, oh, this is the most important election in history.
	This was and is the most important election in my lifetime.
	Yeah.
	In my lifetime.
	Because we are literally, I mean, if you even try to picture with AI at its best I like to call it artificial stupidity because it gets just about everything wrong.
	Siri can't work.
	Alexa can't work.
	AI can't work.
	But if you looked at what the future would be under Kamala Harris, if you looked at what that future would be like, it would be some n-dimensional space that you could never have imagined in your worst nightmares.
	Yes.
	I mean, just every single thing that she believes in or doesn't believe in because she doesn't know herself.
	Yeah.
	You know, Michigan, she believes in one thing, and Virginia, she believes in another.
	Yeah.
	It would have been a catastrophe.
	And let me tell you, no matter how big this victory may be tonight...
	God willing.
	And the last time I went to bed, Trump was running.
	I woke up and they found 300,000 votes in a crocodile's ass somewhere.
	I like drunk James Woods, by the way.
	This is my favorite James Woods.
	Well, they found them somewhere.
	They didn't even have a crease in them.
	You know, I don't take anything for granted.
	But how is it possible that it was this close?
	I mean, honestly, this would be like Billy Barty in a boxing match.
	You know what?
	I'll tell you exactly what it is.
	Not to get too serious on it.
	I'll tell you exactly what it is.
	And I don't mean in the way that crazy conspiracy...
	Satanism sells.
	And by that, I mean creating an altar, creating an idol, which is yourself.
	Creating yourself into an idol.
	And that's all the DNC abortion policies now.
	It's sacrifice at the altar of self.
	There's something really appealing to...
	Wait, me?
	Wait.
	But if I vote this way, I'll get this.
	I think that a huge portion of people who voted for Kamala Harris did so in spite of the fact that they probably understood, because they've lived it, that it was not what was good for the country, but out of their own selfish interests.
	That's why you see a lot of super wealthy billionaires, and you see a lot of people who aren't necessarily involved in the economy with a voluntary trade of goods and services.
	That's why I said this earlier today.
	You'll never hear me say, hey, what have they done for you?
	That's not the only...
	That's not the way you should vote, because that's a really easy sell next election cycle, right?
	But I think people lived this, and I think some people thought, you know what?
	It'll be better for me.
	I don't think anyone actually thought that Kamala Harris was good for the country.
	I don't believe that anyone actually believed that.
	Well, a lot of people, I think, that would support somebody like Kamala Harris or Joe Biden or Gavin Newsom or any of these people, they actually...
	They don't look at...
	The community is a...
	It's a byword.
	It's a mantra.
	There's no community among these people.
	It is utter narcissism.
	They're basically TikTok performers, all of them.
	Their lives live as far as their numbers.
	Today, I just happened to be on Twitter, and I went, oh, I got another 100,000 followers.
	And I don't like to call them followers.
	I like to call them friends.
	I know that sounds a little pompous, but I don't like to think of people following me.
	I'm following them.
	One of the things I'm most proud of, when I'm on Twitter, people say, you interact with all your fans.
	Yes, no, continue.
	Well, I interact with all the followers I have on Twitter.
	People will ask me a question.
	I'll talk about it.
	Sometimes people say rude things.
	I'll fire right back.
	I'll give a mom joke.
	I'll insta-block them.
	I do all that stuff.
	But I'm interacting with them because I do believe that there is a community.
	I think that what Donald Trump did...
	And will do again, God willing, if they don't cheat and pull this, snatch this, you know, snatch defeat from the jaws of victory somehow, with their lawfare and all the other insane stuff they do, even, God forbid, I hate to say the word, assassination, but God knows they're trying.
	Of course.
	If they don't do that, and we actually get We're blessed enough to get another four years with this man.
	We'll sew up the border.
	We'll start to have American production at home.
	Look, Our community, our American community, we want to create our own goods.
	We want to give people jobs.
	We want to give them proper education.
	We want, and even the people who come here, I mean, they come across the border, you know, it's too hard to do it legally, so they escape the hellhole that they're living in and try to get here because this dream is such a great dream at its best.
	And what the narcissists want to do is just make it work for themselves.
	I'll give you a perfect example.
	A little math trick here.
	When Donald Trump was president of the United States, the first thing he said is, we've got to put a wall on our southern border.
	It's going to cost $5 billion.
	We give, on the average, Ukraine $232 million a day.
	Every five days, it's a billion dollars.
	In less than a month, the money that we give to Ukraine, which comes back in paper bags to the Biden family and all the rest of these leaders and so on, could have been used to build that wall.
	Yep.
	And let me give you another number.
	You know what else?
	You know what else?
	I know this because when we did the Change My Mind, Build the Wall, Change My Mind in front of the White House, back then it was $116 billion.
	Now, the Congressional Budget Office, I believe, is where we get the numbers.
	Illegal immigrants cost the American taxpayer a minimum of $150 billion a year.
	You couldn't get that kind of ROI anywhere else in government.
	That's right.
	But here's the thing.
	A lot of those people will come across.
	I just renovated a home for my wife and myself.
	It's a beautiful little home.
	And people are going to say, oh, you know, you're talking about the people who work for you are from Mexico and Guatemala.
	Okay.
	Our landscape designer.
	Wonderful woman.
	Did the best job I've ever had.
	It's the 18th house I've done because I used to flip house and so on.
	She's a master at what she did.
	We had so many people.
	All of the woodworking in the house is the finest finished carpentry I've ever seen in my life.
	You know...
	Done by a fellow who's Mexican-American.
	Oh, I thought it was Finnish.
	I thought you said Finnish carpentry.
	No, no, no, Finnish.
	Oh, okay.
	Finnish carpentry.
	Really soft carpet.
	These people had so much to contribute at the highest level.
	Right.
	Okay?
	And I had a fellow who was literally the manager of a house I was doing.
	He was in charge of the whole thing.
	And...
	He told me that he shared with me, wonderful man.
	Hey, my daughter just graduated from medical school.
	I'm so proud of her and so on.
	I said, great surgeon, where are you from?
	So I'm from Mexico.
	And I said, you know, when did you come?
	He said, you know, I'm here illegally.
	I said, you've been here for years.
	He said, I've been here for 32 years.
	I said, so why can't you get somebody to sponsor you?
	I'll sponsor you.
	He said, you know, I said, well, how do you handle things?
	He said, I paid my taxes every single year.
	While all these rich Democrats, all these billionaire Democrats are finding every tax dodge they possibly can, this guy's here paying his taxes even though he's not a citizen he wants to be, but it was too impossible to do.
	So one of the things that we've got to do, now that all these coalitions are shifting, We have to find a way to have the Republicans.
	I hope Donald Trump does this, and if I get a chance to talk to him, which is highly likely, I'm going to say, let's find a way to embrace the people who've come here who want to be part of this dream and give them a path to do it, okay?
	And the ones who are here to cause trouble and commit crimes and do all the rest of it, shove their asses out, scrape them off our shoe, build that wall, and that's that.
	But don't judge people By the fact that they may have gotten here in a certain way.
	You're going to be surprised to hear me say this.
	You thought I was going to come on to be some right-wing nutcase.
	Let's find a way to build this country better based on values.
	And that's what the Democrats don't do.
	They don't have values.
	They want to castrate children.
	They want to have the border wide open.
	They want to have all our jobs go overseas with all this globalism and so on.
	They want to have a digital currency so they can track every dollar.
	Yep.
	No, I think you're, I mean, I think there's a way to do it.
	I'm very reticent to look at a path to citizenship, but maybe if there's, for example, okay, we can, here's the thing, we can all agree on this.
	Every single illegal alien who is populating our prison systems, gone, right away.
	And if we look and we see any of them, we talk with them and go, oh, wait, you haven't paid taxes?
	Gone.
	Unless they hit the back pay.
	If they've paid taxes, they've been here for that long, then I think we can look at that.
	But the problem is we know that once we get there, the left is going to fight every step of the way.
	This is not an argument over anchor babies.
	This is not an argument over dreamers.
	We have people who have come here illegally who make up over 20% of our federal prisons.
	When people say find common ground, can we not find common ground on deporting every single person here illegally who we are supporting in prison?
	The left doesn't want that.
	They wanted to buy votes.
	That's the issue.
	Okay, Stephen, but this might have been a little trick of mine, because if you look at the statistics tonight, the Latino vote was over 40%.
	So now that they're on our side, welcome to America, William.
	Well, again, I bet you if you...
	You know what, James?
	I bet you if you go...
	They've got to deport that fucking William Rodriguez.
	For crying out loud.
	I don't know.
	He's the reason for the Prev pill.
	But I will say this.
	Hey, you know what?
	I bet you if you narrow it down to people who've paid taxes, that'll be a whole lot higher than 40%.
	That's the thing that's really hard, too.
	Here's what I think.
	Anybody who's willing to do the job, make things better, being blacklisted in this business because I voted for Donald Trump and said it out loud, and literally that's why I was blacklisted.
	After a pretty illustrious career, I said, well, I've got to do something better.
	And, you know, I famously, of course, put together the deal for Oppenheimer because my friend and I, David Wargo, were in control of the book that it was based on and so on.
	I went to my good friend Scott.
	I went to my good friend Chuck Roven.
	I'm glad I won the Oscar along with Chris and with Emma.
	It was great.
	You're getting buried in the names you're dropping, James.
	No, no, but these are good names to drop.
	These are good names to drop.
	But then what I did, I made a little album with my friend Shooter Jennings, who did the music.
	I wrote all the lyrics.
	And one of the lyrics was in a song that was originally called Fly Over Country.
	Because the people in our business sneeringly refer to all the people who make it possible for them to fly in those private jets.
	They go to the movies and pay for the tickets that make it possible for them to do that.
	And there was a wonderful, I think, one of my favorite lyrics I've ever written.
	It was about America.
	And the lyric went like this.
	This is the heartland.
	Truth is her blood.
	Devotion to others.
	Strength in the flood.
	Mothers birth children.
	They come home under a flag.
	Fathers lean into the harness.
	Their faith never sags.
	This is America, in whose sweet embrace the fallen now slumber, blessed by her grace.
	Well, I tell you what.
	This is America.
	That is poetry.
	It's no John Lennon's, why don't we do it in the road?
	But it's close.
	But the whole idea is that when you look at the floods in Texas...
	But hold on, James, can I get you to hold that thought?
	Can I get you to hold that thought?
	Because we have some breaking news right now that you could actually witness for the first time.
	I don't know if you know, we were the first place to call Georgia, but we also, even though it may not be enough from the left, there still have been some shenanigans tonight, and right now we are getting this, and hopefully Toolman has the video, from Philly.
	Again, we're getting this update, and we'll be able to send you...
	So what happened is there was a poll counter who was leaving.
	Our journalists spoke with them.
	And after this poll counter was leaving, a huge convoy of box trucks came in.
	What a shock!
	I know.
	Let's show you the clip right now from our boots on the ground.
	Excuse me, were you an election worker?
	Yes.
	Are you guys leaving now?
	Yes.
	Are you guys done counting ballots?
	No.
	Oh, so people are still counting?
	Your shift is over now then?
	Yes.
	Okay, do you know how much longer you think they might be?
	You know how much ballots?
	They're going to put another shift in coming in for overnight.
	For overnight?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	Have a good night.
	And here come...
	You've got to be kidding.
	Yep.
	Here come the ballots.
	You've got to be shitting me.
	Yep.
	Yeah, before they had him in a trunk of a car, but now he's running by so much.
	Yeah.
	That's exactly right.
	Like, ah, Chrysler 500 won't be enough.
	Bring in the C-130.
	Let's go.
	So this is going on right now.
	11311 Roosevelt Boulevard, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
	Ballots.
	Trucks of ballots coming in.
	From what we are hearing, allegedly poll watchers leaving.
	So I don't know if this is between shifts.
	Well, the poll workers are coming in the trucks.
	Yeah, I was going to say.
	What are they, illegal poll watchers?
	What are they using?
	Stone tablet ballots?
	Yeah, I don't know.
	What are the mathematical odds that can slide in there right at the shift change?
	I know.
	I know.
	So this is going on right now.
	Oh wow, there's a lot.
	There's a lot.
	Oh my word.
	That's a shitload of balance right there, boys.
	That's like a Russian nesting gall of boats.
	Is that a police escort?
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	Welcome to a facility.
	And this is why we've been very hesitant to call Pennsylvania.
	We called Georgia early on.
	We've called North Carolina.
	It does seem that they're mathematically would be insurmountable for Kamala Harris in Pennsylvania.
	But, as we all know, we saw in the last election, mathematical impossibilities are not insurmountable in the wee hours of the morning.
	Yeah.
	For Democrats in Philadelphia.
	Yes.
	Just make sure you get the qualifications.
	Or Michigan in Detroit.
	Places like that.
	Yeah.
	Any blue wall state.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Exactly.
	Notorious filly.
	So we're gonna need to wait and see what happens there.
	But barring Anything there being illegitimate, it very much does seem like Pennsylvania is out of reach for Harris.
	But these are the kinds of tricks that you see taking place.
	And you know what?
	Here's the thing.
	Maybe Donald Trump still wins Pennsylvania, right?
	But I was asked this on a show where they said, if Donald Trump wins, will you question the election?
	I said, yes, absolutely.
	I said, the answer doesn't change.
	This desk is what?
	It's wood.
	If someone doesn't believe that it's wood, it's still wood.
	Someone can win in spite.
	I've talked about this.
	Phelps, the greatest swimmer of all time.
	He was eating McDonald's every day, right?
	You had people who would go out.
	I remember we would have it in jiu-jitsu practice.
	They'd go, well, Phelps eats McDonald's.
	He has the wingspan of an albatross, and he has the gift of gut, but he's winning in spite of eating crap.
	And he got better when he stopped eating crap.
	The win can happen in spite of all of the attempts at undermining it that we have seen all night.
	And, you know, Stephen, one of the things is you really got to...
	Question is, here was a person who couldn't get a single vote during their primary in her own state.
	Yeah.
	She was the most unlikable candidate.
	I mean, she made Hillary Clinton look like Mother Teresa.
	I mean, the nasal and the cackling and the, oh my God.
	She's just impossible.
	She's an impossible person to like.
	And every policy she believes in is odorous and unacceptable.
	She is a terrible candidate.
	And we're still here praying that we've won.
	How is that possible?
	How is it possible that such a horrible candidate is still able to put us To the test at midnight.
	Well, I think we see this, right?
	You just answered your own question.
	The person is interchangeable.
	Anyone think Joe Biden was pulling the strings?
	Of course not.
	The guy was barely able to...
	The guy didn't know where he was.
	Kamala Harris didn't need to receive a single vote.
	They're interchangeable as long as their system is in play.
	And I think what we are seeing tonight is just like Americans have lost faith in their institutions, the system from the left may be broken, which, again, you have to be on guard because, you know what, they're going to try and come up with a new system.
	And as we know...
	Sometimes the devil you know...
	I mean, let's still get rid of the devil.
	But the devil you know is better than the one you don't.
	But I do know that James is getting...
	Oh, what's this?
	Well, no, my wife just came...
	My wife was from Erie, Pennsylvania.
	And Erie always, you know, goes...
	Trump just flipped Erie County.
	Yep, we've been following those numbers.
	As a matter of fact, Mr.
	Woods just...
	By the way, by the way...
	But let me interrupt.
	You mentioned Scott Pressler.
	It's worth restating what an incredible...
	That's a ground force right there, man.
	You get on the ground and you storm the beach.
	That's Normandy right there, baby.
	That guy went out there and just made this possible.
	Right.
	And something else, I also want to give you an update here right now when you're talking about Erie.
	We're going to have Lane the Brain come in.
	In Texas, with 88% reporting in Star County, Texas, Trump is up by 16%.
	The reason that matters, it's a county that Biden won by 5% and it's 97% Latino.
	The next line.
	Read the next one.
	Star hasn't voted Republican since 1892, James.
	Welcome to America!
	Welcome to America!
	Yeah!
	Bienvenidos!
	Come on in!
	There's plenty of room in there.
	Amigos, let's go!
	You know what?
	I understand.
	And you know what?
	This is one of those things where people were wondering, people were wondering, hey, how much of that is going to flip?
	I heard that arrogant guy, what's the name of the guy who, the Palestinian supporter, who the other guy said, I hope your pager doesn't go off?
	Yeah, it was hilarious.
	I heard him on Pierce Morgan saying, you're going to see Kamala win the Latino vote.
	You're going to see those numbers re-stabilize.
	You're going to see her win the black vote.
	You're not going to see the shifts that you guys are expecting.
	And he told Pierce Morgan, he said, I will eat halal-prepared crow.
	He said, if Tuesday night Kamala Harris doesn't win.
	So hopefully someone will hold him to that because he specifically said you're not going to see the shift in Hispanic voters.
	And by the way, I sincerely hope he does not have a pager because no one has pagers in 2024 unless it's a bomb.
	That's fair.
	By the way, you brought up an interesting thing here.
	What's his name?
	He was just on...
	Kevin O'Leary, is that his name?
	Yeah, Mr.
	Wonderful Shark Tank.
	And he was talking about the fact that the Democrats will just...
	Basically, it's like virtue signaling.
	We're for all the Latinos and all the blacks, and it's like the classic Biden line, if you vote for Trump, you ain't black.
	It's like, are you insane?
	Are you smoking crack?
	Well, yes, yes.
	I mean, look, there's one thing I know about every black friend that I have.
	This is a proud group of people.
	Yes.
	Because they have had to struggle.
	You know, the whole history from slavery on, and worse than even slavery in many ways, was the Jim Crow periods.
	I mean, you had to step off a sidewalk because somebody else of a different color was walking by.
	It's heinous.
	But now we've gone so far the other way.
	It was a heinous word because of weight.
	Okay, go.
	But I just want to say.
	Yes.
	So there's a proud tradition in that culture And the last thing a black man wants to be told by Kamala Harris is how he has to vote because she's a woman, because she's a woman of color.
	First of all, bitch, you ain't black.
	So what do you say this to me for?
	Why are you telling me how to think?
	Yes.
	You know, the whole idea that, oh, I mean, the Democrats have put, oh, you know, it'll disenfranchise black voters if you require voter ID. I mean, how insulting can you be to a group of people to say, you're not capable of getting a voter ID? Hold on a second.
	James, did you see CNN just called Georgia for Donald Trump only, what, an hour and 20 minutes after we did?
	You're watching history tonight, James.
	They wanted to be sure.
	But you know what?
	I hope people remember this night.
	We wanted to be ahead of the curve.
	We've been right on every single call that we've made that's been uniquely ours here tonight.
	We've been wrong about none of it because, you know what?
	It's nothing up our sleeves.
	We're going, hey, this is exactly up our sleeves.
	This is what they have.
	These are the data they have.
	These are the tools that they have.
	It's a little impossible to see your sleeves because you know like when you used to wear blue in front of a blue screen?
	Yeah.
	You know, wearing like red plaid in front of a stack.
	You seem a little, you know, for someone who's making fun of me for the Ellen DeGeneres, you seem a little obsessed with my wardrobe.
	That's true.
	I get it.
	We can't all be Steve Jobs and only wear black so we don't have to make another decision.
	It works for you.
	I look a little washed out.
	I don't even consider that a wardrobe.
	Go fuck yourself.
	More like a couch throw.
	You know what?
	The thing is, I meet all these people I grew up admiring.
	I meet all these people who I grew up admiring, and he has a mug.
	And then I meet my idols, and I don't mean in a spiritual sense.
	I meet my idols, and they insult me.
	And you know what?
	I wouldn't go in the other way.
	It's perfect.
	You know, here's just a sort of, here's a basic tip in life.
	If you're going to meet your idol, don't wear, you know, a bats match.
	You know, that's a good...
	Proudershop.com to get some more stuff.
	That's a good plug for Proudershop.com.
	Maybe if we're lucky, we can put his glasses on there next to the secretary for Monsters Inc.
	We had a question that would make sense.
	I will definitely...
	Mr.
	Woods, the question that we got was, what was it like working with Shooter Jennings?
	Do you guys have an album?
	We do have an album.
	Thank you for letting me.
	Nice segue.
	By all means.
	We have a beautiful album.
	By the way, I'll open the floor with my lesbian sleeves.
	With your lesbian shirt pedal pushers, they have sleeves.
	We have an album which is arriving as I speak.
	I think one's coming.
	I can feel it coming.
	Ah, my beautiful wife.
	You're slightly more sober, companion.
	You're a fan of the show here.
	Oh, wow.
	Look at that.
	The only thing more hipster than your glasses.
	With our beautiful little troll face.
	I'm surprised you didn't bring it to you on a fixed gear bicycle.
	You're just still seething, aren't you, over there?
	No, I love it.
	When you get roasted by James Woods, that's a good day.
	It's a good deal.
	It's a good day.
	You know, I have to say, Shooter Jennings is, of course, a three-time Grammy-winning producer.
	He brought back Tonya Tucker.
	He got two Grammys producing Brandi Carlisle.
	And, of course, is the son of the great Waylon Jennings and Jesse Coulter.
	And we ended up becoming friends over kind of Not politics, but just culture and a lot of things.
	He and I shared a love of things about old California, you know, Charles Bukowski's writing and all this stuff.
	And one time, we just happened to mention, I said, oh, I snagged my sweater.
	He said, how'd you snag your sweater?
	I said, you know, the guitar, I got calloused.
	He goes, oh, you play the guitar?
	I said, no, I do not play the guitar.
	Never say that you play an instrument in front of a professional musician.
	Big mistake.
	He said, oh, well, you know, you're kind of a funny guy, which isn't true, as we can see now from this visit.
	No, I think you're very funny.
	It's stunning.
	I'm doing okay.
	When I'm going to shirt stuff, it's kind of second level.
	It's a genre.
	That was my fault.
	But he said, you know, maybe you should write some lyrics.
	And I ended up writing 35 songs in three weeks.
	And, you know, I sent one to him that night.
	I wrote a song called Misty Morning, sent it to him, and, of course, never heard a word.
	And was utterly embarrassed.
	And then a month later, I got this MP3 file, and it was absolutely breathtaking.
	It's exquisite music.
	And we put it together, and it's been a great experience.
	We opened at number seven on the country charts.
	Great.
	And what's the name of the album?
	Because I know we do have to go, James, but I would like to have you in the studio and do an Ash Wednesday where we can feature your album and talk about that more where it's long form and we're not under a time crunch.
	But what's the name of the album for people who want to go buy it?
	It's called Hear the Thundercrack.
	It's on Apple Music, Spotify, you name it.
	All the streaming services.
	Or you can buy it on my website.
	Jameswoods.com, baby.
	It is Hear the Thundercrack, which is...
	I didn't realize it was a concept album about Hunter Biden.
	James Woods, we very much appreciate you.
	And tell your missus, too, that I want to meet her because I've heard the stories about her and Gay William and...
	No, but she is like...
	What do you want?
	I'm watching Carter.
	It's like...
	I was close to saying, look, I'm going to take you out in the alley.
	We're going to have to have this out.
	You know, you have to tie one hand behind your bath mat, and then, you know, we will go.
	Well, Jim, seriously.
	Hey, listen, thank you for having me on, and thank you for plugging the album.
	Absolutely.
	And we'll do it on Ash Wednesday.
	And sit down where we can just sit down for an hour or two and talk about this.
	Because you know what?
	I know that you don't often get to talk as an actor, right?
	You're often promoting a vehicle.
	You don't get to talk about your passions.
	I get the same thing when I'm doing this.
	And I would love to sit down and just talk with you about what it is that inspires you.
	Because that's also what makes you who you are.
	But tonight, we do have to go.
	We have some states to call.
	And tell your wife thank you.
	I really appreciate you making the time, brother.
	And I love being on the show.
	I love watching the show.
	I think alternative media has saved us.
	You and Elon Musk and all the people who are making it possible for us to actually get news that isn't tainted corporate legacy media fluffer propaganda for the DNC. You know, thank God that we have you.
	You offer a great, great service to us and to this country.
	Thank you so much.
	Thank you so much.
	We really appreciate it.
	I'll talk with you soon.
	James Woods, everybody.
	Love that guy.
	Oh, right.
	And sorry, Half Asian.
	Bill, I forgot that you were here because I know we have so many.
	I don't know if we have any updates that we need to hit as far as...
	A couple of things here.
	I think we're getting pretty damn close.
	This is big.
	This is very, very big.
	Is it a state call?
	Is it a truck?
	Another truck?
	This is not a state call.
	Hold on.
	Hold on a second.
	One second.
	One second.
	Can I just tell people...
	Hey, look.
	I know tonight, if you're watching again, we mentioned Rumble Premium.
	Yeah, let's make sure.
	This can happen tonight, what you were watching tonight, and we're going to be here and still have a victory party with you and other guests.
	It's happened in spite of every attempt from the left, right?
	It's happened in spite of that, so you want us to be here for many elections to come.
	Join Rumble Premium right now.
	You still get the same price as Mug Club.
	It's the last night.
	If you want to get this mug, if you want to join James Woods, you click that button right there.
	You get ad-free on Rumble.
	You get all of the Mug Club Network and everyone else who's going to be under the Rumble Premium umbrella.
	We could not have done this without you.
	And I'm not going to lie, we were under the gun.
	This was millions of dollars to make this happen tonight.
	And we don't need to prove ourselves to Rumble because we already did before tonight and they decided, hey, you know what?
	We want to expand this.
	We really are ready to pull the trigger on Rumble Premium.
	But...
	Show them that they bet right in betting on you.
	They bet on you, the Mug Club viewer.
	Yes.
	Let's go to that really quick.
	Bring up CNN. Let's bring up CNN. I want to see if he's saying what I think he's saying.
	Who is this?
	Hold on, he's going to take a minute.
	Let me just say what I'm going to say first.
	Per CBS, Kamala Harris is not going to speak at her watch party tonight.
	Oh.
	Nothing like perpetuating the original negative stereotype.
	You know what?
	I imagine he was coming out to announce something like that to the crowd, but they've already got...
	That she's conceding?
	Not conceding.
	No, no, no.
	Not speaking.
	All right, let's see what it is.
	She's a proud half-black woman who doesn't need to talk.
	She talks with the actions of not being here.
	Yeah.
	It's her way of saying I'm not giving up.
	That every voice has spoken.
	She already has.
	Shut up.
	So you won't hear from the vice president tonight.
	She is on the rags.
	But you will hear from her tomorrow.
	She will be back here tomorrow to address not only to get you family, not only to address her supporters, but to address the nation.
	So thank you.
	We believe in you.
	Look, let me just tell you something real straight.
	Bitch don't like losing.
	We got an ass kicked tonight.
	Bitch do not like losing.
	Pardon my language.
	Nobody likes losing, but a bitch, they hate losing.
	That doesn't mean she's conceding.
	No, it doesn't, but it means that she's...
	Hold on a second, guys.
	Hold on, what?
	I'm saying, seriously, that doesn't mean that?
	Come on.
	Pennsylvania is 90% reporting, and Donald Trump is, what, up by 160,000 to 200,000 votes?
	And she's leaving?
	Hold on, Wisconsin?
	Up by a couple hundred thousand votes, or 150,000?
	I'm sorry, 100,000 votes, I think, in Michigan, up by almost 200,000 votes.
	Guys, fact-check me on that.
	I'm kind of going off what I've seen lately.
	Well, let's really, once we're done with this, let's go to people at work and get an update from them.
	Let me know when they're in that chair, because I know we're getting pretty close to calling Pennsylvania, very likely, just like we do with Wisconsin's 100,000 votes.
	But I'm hearing that Wisconsin is only looking to get redder.
	Shenanigans start at 2 a.m.
	Eastern.
	Nick, I think you're right, but the problem is you can't do it without a massive number of Mason ballots, and they don't have that this time around.
	No, listen, I don't even care.
	Listen to what I'm saying.
	If there are 800,000 fewer people in Pennsylvania or so that didn't request a mail-in ballot, you can't fake that mail-in ballot.
	I understand that.
	It makes it so much harder to cheat.
	I understand, Nick, but let's also make sure that let's look at the people who have access to death.
	They tried to kill him.
	And let's not shit on it.
	I know, but let's not shit on the people here who, if they bring us in death, it's very...
	Is that why you're getting upset?
	No, I'm saying no.
	What I'm saying is they're going to give us some numbers and some insight into it, and I appreciate it.
	We want to have the voice of someone who's a skeptic, but I also want to hear from the people who are pouring through the data right now.
	They'll do that, too.
	And by the way, just in honor of an hour and 15 minutes after we called Georgia, we're going to go ahead and do merch promo number four, Tim the Toolman.
	I know you're doing 74 things at once.
	I'm pouring the channel number four.
	Number four.
	Swing State win.
	That's the promo code.
	Go to CrowderShop.com right now for 25% off the entire store for one hour or until the next Swing State is called.
	What are you betting?
	They're like, please, God, we don't want to call Pennsylvania!
	Well, before we go to people out there, and by the way, again, right now you can share because this is where it's going to get...
	I know a lot of people just say, ah, okay, it's done at this point.
	Nope, there's still a lot of info to pour through, but to discuss this and more, we actually do have our polymarket correspondent, really our bookie correspondent right now.
	Let's do another polymarket check-in with our lose-the-house Larry.
	Lose-the-house Larry can...
	Lose House, Larry, can you...
	What happened to your guy, Larry?
	Ah, forget it, man.
	Forget it.
	Well, what was his name?
	Well, I can give him your number, but his name's Paul.
	Okay.
	We go by first name basis, me and him, but when he calls, you should probably call him Mr.
	Market.
	Wait.
	Is his name Paul Market?
	His middle name is E? Yeah, I don't know.
	Just E. Paul E. Market.
	So your guy is Paul E. Market?
	I don't know what that is, but I'm going to call you.
	No, I don't think that we need to have him call.
	Yeah, I'm going to call you.
	No, I don't think so.
	Toolman.
	All right.
	I see what they...
	Yeah.
	Do we have an update with their people?
	Their people at work?
	Because I know they were giving me some interesting data.
	Let's...
	Right now...
	Nobody is there yet.
	Nobody is there yet.
	One more minute, they're grabbing a couple of things.
	Okay, they're grabbing a couple of things because we are getting some interesting numbers from...
	And maybe while they're there, one of you there for Mission Control can pop in my map here, some of the numbers that you guys were referring to in Wisconsin.
	Wisconsin.
	Yes, I'm saying it right.
	Yeah.
	Wisconsin and Pennsylvania.
	5% right now, according to some of the numbers that are currently out there.
	Again, there's still some reporting left, but...
	Well, Wisconsin, from what I understand, it's only getting redder.
	Yeah, that's...
	And are we still DDoS with the election integrity map?
	Or is that up for people to use?
	Yeah, we'll check it.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	We do have a meltdown.
	They did send us a meltdown montage.
	Oh, we do have a meltdown montage.
	Some people are starting to crack.
	So, yeah, I think we want to see that.
	Okay, so before we go to our update here with our analysts and our experts, we told you that this would be brought to you tonight.
	And we're glad to bring it at...
	Screw that microwave.
	It's 1149 Central Central.
	I swear to you, I was like, because I do have a fever.
	I walked by, I was like, how have we been doing it this long?
	And I was like, I don't know what's happening.
	I've got to eat something.
	My blood sugar.
	So, now it's 11.49.
	You sound like Mark Wahlberg.
	I've got to eat.
	I've got to eat.
	Look.
	What are you doing, Mike?
	Saltine crackers does not a man make.
	Okay?
	So, right now, this is just the tip of the iceberg.
	Welcome to the leftist meltdown.
	You are going for the chapel. .
	It's a pure Project 2025 in miniature in Florida and that kind of extreme sort of extremist right wing fascist type government in Florida.
	That is a tried and true playbook that we have seen time and time before that has resulted in really disastrous things for society and that is what's working and so it's actually quite simple when you tell a big enough lie Over and over and over.
	People are going to believe it.
	And the whole goal was to erode trust in our public institutions and it's working.
	And if anything, that's fake news.
	I mean, Donald Trump has done that really well.
	Can't argue with that.
	But in the end, you know, if they didn't make their numbers and essentially exceed the numbers that Joe Biden had in the suburbs.
	And I think we have to be blunt about why.
	Black voters came through for Kamala Harris.
	White women voters did not.
	And that is what it appears happened in that state, is that if you can't flip enough white women, and we've talked about this on this set numerous times, is that you have a state where you've got a six-week abortion or a 12-week abortion.
	I think theirs might be 12 weeks.
	Yep.
	But it's a state where women lost their reproductive rights, where there was a very heavy push to get women to focus on not putting in place, you know, re-electing, putting back into the White House the person who was responsible for taking those rights away and restoring them.
	But that message, obviously, was not enough to get enough white women to vote for Vice President Harris.
	You are voting for the Capitol.
	All right.
	It's good fun.
	Is William here?
	It's good fun.
	He's over there in the green room waiting.
	Oh, he's still out there?
	Yeah, there's a lot of people still out there.
	All right.
	So, is Lane the Brain in the chair there?
	He just got up and left.
	He just got up and left?
	Yes.
	Oh, my word.
	He was there, and now he's not.
	We're getting some updates here.
	Yeah, you know what to do there, CEO. He's sitting down.
	Yeah, you know what to do, CEO there.
	By the way, I very much appreciate that they're trying to be as conservative as humanly possible.
	We have a fleet of lawyers tonight here, so when we make a call and we're stepping out on a limb, just know we're not doing it imprudently to just get clicks.
	We're doing it because we believe it, just like we did with Georgia, just like we did with North Carolina, and we were, by the way.
	Virginia has been called, but I do want to also get some numbers on Virginia so we can look at that, because I'd like to dive into that a little bit.
	Wait, Virginia was called?
	Yeah, for Harris.
	That's right.
	Virginia was called for Harris.
	So, oh, yeah.
	Wait a minute.
	Wait.
	For Harris.
	What?
	It was...
	Oh, I missed it.
	I'm having a good time, having a good time.
	Virginia f***ed up really big tonight.
	Children's Reddit.
	From Williamsburg to Chesapeake.
	Sorry Charlotte's feel-good people on both sides.
	Except for the Nazis.
	I'm gonna go, go, go.
	There's no stopping me.
	That one seems like he was covering his ass.
	A little bit.
	That doesn't seem...
	It's almost like he expected that one.
	So it's looking like Virginia was Harris by 4.8, which again is within that margin.
	Like we said, if it was under 5...
	It's closer to 5 than I wanted it to be, though, to be honest.
	It's closer to 5, doesn't matter.
	We said if it's under 5, that's a really, really bad sign for Harris.
	They have to change everything.
	In other words, this is the problem with the lie, guys.
	I've told you about this before.
	I'm not talking about the vague lie when people talk about election, because we all know that's true.
	We saw it tonight.
	What I'm talking about is the lie when people go, Donald Trump will win Virginia.
	Because the truth is, Donald Trump will get Virginia far closer than anyone has in recent memory.
	And you know what?
	If you say, hey, if it's under five, and maybe we can have them pull it from the front of the show, maybe they can have them pull it from one of the previous shows that we had in the last three weeks.
	We said if it's under five, if it's within this margin, that is, effectively, it acts as a bellwether for the likelihood of the rest of the country.
	But that's not as sexy as every state's a swing state.
	Donald Trump will win Virginia.
	Donald Trump will win New York.
	No, no.
	Hey, the truth is, if it's under five, that's a huge win.
	And that's what we're seeing.
	The truth sometimes is not sexier than the lie.
	And we will shoot you straight, give you our opinion.
	We're not going to lie to you.
	And I'm telling you right now, like we said earlier, just like you said, you'd like it to be further away from five than it is.
	The fact that it's under five at all is huge.
	I think there's two parts to my thought there.
	One is that I want it to be further apart because of the candidates that we're choosing between, right?
	And two, I want it to be further apart because I want to feel more comfortable about what I think is coming in Wisconsin and Michigan and Pennsylvania.
	Remember when we said that?
	It's possible he wins all three.
	Most likely is Pennsylvania, then Wisconsin, then Michigan.
	As far as in order, if you're going to rank which ones he's going to win first and the likelihood.
	There's a lot still to happen, but gosh, he's winning by a minimum of 3.3 points right now.
	Pause one second.
	Hey, guys, I do need a refill.
	Actually, on both of these, I've been drinking my fluids.
	I've had only water in two tonight.
	These are both empty, but you know what?
	Give me a water if you can, and I think it's at that...
	And give me the...
	Urban.
	Get me the one beer that does have some caffeine in it as well, because it's brewed with coffee beans.
	I'll have one of each.
	Oh, you got the original Four Locos here?
	No, I don't have the original Four Locos.
	I don't want to say which beer it is, because I'm sure it comes from a brewery that hates everything we stand for.
	That's true.
	And it's also 4%, so it's basically water.
	Dude, PA has 92% in.
	Are you kidding me?
	92% of the vote is in.
	Do we have...
	They're updating it right now, but I'm looking at numbers that I'm like...
	Well, can you tell me the numbers?
	Share and share alike, because I can't see the numbers right now.
	I was saying the numbers 3.37% right now is the closest in those swing states that Trump is ahead, and that's Pennsylvania.
	He's up more in Michigan, more in Wisconsin.
	He's up more in Michigan?
	There's more reporting to be done.
	Yeah, Michigan is...
	But I think we're in the, like, so Pennsylvania right now, like you said, 92%.
	Trump is up 218,000 votes with 92% in.
	And in Michigan right now, up 203,000 votes with 61% in, so there's quite a bit to go there.
	But he's doing pretty well, right?
	That can change.
	They still got to bring in that Toyota Prius full of ballots.
	Same amount he was up in 2020.
	Yeah, but Wisconsin is 86% of the vote in, up 110,000 votes.
	Well, that's two trucks.
	That's pretty insane.
	At that point, you're kind of getting to, like, I can't make this happen.
	In other news, Nick DiPaolo not moving with us to Rumble Premium.
	Whatever.
	I'm kidding.
	Whatever.
	I'm kidding.
	Whatever.
	No, no, but I do want...
	You know why?
	Because you're perfect for him to come in and...
	Lane has a better...
	I believe whatever you're going to say.
	I don't give a shit.
	I love it.
	No, Nick is a perfect person to act as volunteers tribute for every skeptic out there.
	And by the way, there is no more...
	Look.
	We were there in 2020 and we were removed by 2022 for the midterms.
	And every single day for the following weeks, we questioned those election results and we brought you evidence.
	So trust me when I say, and I've told you, even if Donald Trump wins tonight, it's in spite of this.
	If Kamala Harris wins, I question it.
	If Donald Trump wins, I question it.
	But I don't question in which direction the voter fraud is going, in which direction the election interference is going.
	The left did it in 2016 and said it was all Russia, Russia, Russia, even though we saw all kinds of unmarked ballots and that same type of behavior in 2016.
	They just didn't anticipate it.
	I will question it no matter what.
	Are you guys in that same boat?
	You guys can comment below.
	And I think also, by the way, at some point we're going to need to start taking some chats here.
	Just from people in the audience.
	We've got Lane, though, in the chair.
	We've got Lane the Brain.
	It's time to check in with people at work.
	All right, Lane, get that microphone right near your kisser.
	What updates do you have for us?
	I know that we have...
	I know that 92% of the vote in Pennsylvania, but I know you have some other interesting numbers here.
	Yeah, I had a lot of interesting points, and then Gerald stepped on about half of them.
	Sorry, buddy.
	I love you.
	I'm so sorry.
	Yeah.
	No, but to his point, he is performing super well in all of the upper Midwestern states, the Rust Belt states.
	And I actually have some raw numbers that he's up right now to add on to the percentages.
	In PA, he's up by 160,000.
	Michigan, 200,000.
	And Wisconsin, up by about 100,000.
	Wow.
	So those are pretty big raw numbers.
	But the one I would caution us on is Michigan, because Wayne County is only at 24% reporting, and we know a lot can happen in Wayne County.
	Yes.
	But an interesting thing that not a lot of people are talking about, everyone's kind of waiting to see what happens in Arizona as well.
	And I believe that all of the outlets have it leaning towards him right now, so the chances are that he does take it.
	But even if he happens to lose Arizona but wins Pennsylvania, he would still win the election because of Maine's second district.
	Remember, Maine splits their electoral votes just like Nebraska.
	And all Trump has to do is pick up that one electoral vote in Maine, and if he gets Pennsylvania on top of that, it would put him at 270.
	So we might have a result to this election a lot sooner than we anticipated.
	I'm not saying we will, but it might not be the 48-hour marathon, two-week marathon that we anticipated.
	I know, and I have a cot in my office.
	God, it'd be so good.
	So, yeah, we have 92% of the vote in Pennsylvania.
	I think he just hit 160,000 votes.
	He's up.
	Can you tell us, for people, and again, we can bring this up here if we need to, the electoral, or the election integrity map.
	I keep saying electoral because it's both, you know, it's all of the above.
	But Wisconsin, I know that the numbers aren't as high as far as a percentage of what are in, right, in Wisconsin.
	But you guys, when I came out and I was talking with you maybe about an hour earlier, you guys don't see it Getting anything other than redder in Wisconsin?
	No, it's been consistently getting redder.
	I think there's about 84% of the vote in, but according to these charts that you can, I don't know if you can see that, it's the one that our data analyst has made.
	In the last dump that came in, Trump got only about 51.2% of that dump, but that means of the outstanding vote remaining, he only needs to win 45%.
	So he's performing in all these dumps much better than he needs to.
	Can we bring up that graph, guys?
	Hold on one second.
	I just want to ask them to bring up that graph, so as you're talking about it, again, so that people can understand these visual aids are typically pretty helpful to people.
	He just threw it in there, yeah.
	Okay, good.
	So we're going to bring it up right here because, Elaine, I want you to touch on this a little bit.
	Yes.
	So, like you said, okay, so the percentage right there as far as, again, that first number, you see the red bar there, that's the percent of the dump that Donald Trump has gotten.
	And it was a little bit lower in the last one at 51.2%, but it still means that he only needs 45% of the remaining votes.
	And what you're saying to what we're looking at is that should be quite expected because of the votes that we have already had in Wisconsin versus the ones to count.
	Correct.
	There's just not that many votes left on the table.
	So last time, even though he received a higher proportion of the dump than he did this time, with the votes remaining, there's just not that many.
	So he continues to have to win a lower percentage of those remaining votes that we've anticipated.
	So you can see the gray consistently moving downwards, which shows that with every dump, he's trending in the right direction towards a victory.
	Yeah, so for people who are missing this, what you can see is even though he received 54% of the dump, he only needed 47% of the remaining votes.
	And even though he got a lower percentage in the next one, 51%, he still only needs 45%.
	So the overall percentage is still going low.
	Like I've always said, he doesn't need to necessarily win or improve as he did from the previous.
	He just needs to not lose, and that overall percentage is still getting lower and lower, which, by the way, is significantly lower than what we believe at this point is the threshold he'll hit to win.
	Exactly.
	And what we believe is what the Harris campaign seems to believe, because we just got a note from CBS, I don't know if you guys brought this up, that she's not going to be speaking.
	What show are you watching?
	We just brought up the black guy saying it.
	I've been up in the chair.
	For me, that's a huge indicator, right?
	Especially with Pennsylvania, as close as it is right now to being done counting, and Wisconsin, the same thing.
	They're far ahead of Michigan.
	If I was the person running for office, I'm not leaving if I think I'm winning those.
	Exactly.
	And any of these indicators taken by themselves don't necessarily paint a picture, but when you start putting the pieces together, it continues to not look like it's trending in her direction.
	Right.
	And I know we're going to be waiting for a while, obviously, with Arizona.
	Probably less long with Nevada.
	I don't know if we have updates there, but I know that they're closing a little bit.
	Is that a wow reaction or is that a burp, Gerald?
	That was a wow.
	What's the wow?
	We'd have to go to a Polymarket update for that.
	Okay, let's go to a, for what?
	For the state of?
	The election winner for the, so the electoral college.
	Okay, so hold on, Lane, the brain, stay right there.
	Let's go to our Polymarket check-in for the electoral college.
	Polymarket.
	And we are checking it.
	99.
	No, that's not what I'm seeing.
	No, that's the popular vote.
	Electoral College is 99.
	Yeah, hit the refresh there, Noodles.
	99% to 1.
	Holy cow.
	Wow, 90.
	Maybe they're rounding up on mine, so that's fine.
	98.6 to 1.4%.
	She will not be speaking tonight or ever again.
	No.
	Probably not.
	Don't count your chickens before they're geese.
	The thing on high, I'll go outside and spit.
	Don't jinx us.
	I swear if we lose, it's because of your shenanigans.
	Hey, lay in the brain.
	Do you have a cold?
	No, I'm just sitting right under the air conditioner, so I'm very, very chilly right now.
	Yeah, well, plus you also don't have a lot of fat on your butt.
	That's every excuse that American Idol auditioners have.
	They're like, I sat under the air conditioning.
	Hold on.
	I tried to say goodbye and I can't.
	I gotta make the gray sound, but it's the air conditioning.
	And you're like, okay, you suck.
	I love how your roast of him is that he's super fit.
	No, it's not a roast.
	It's not a roast.
	It's just the truth, Gerald.
	It's just the truth, Gerald.
	No, I know, but we should arm wrestle.
	I'd probably be...
	There are starving kids in Zambia with higher body fat than him.
	There really are, yeah.
	The vultures actually circle Lane as he goes for a jog.
	It's weird.
	The last thing I do want to bring up to you is we got a new update I sent on Pennsylvania.
	Yeah, I see that.
	It looks like he only needs 38% of the remaining vote to win.
	So basically one out of every three votes goes to Donald Trump.
	He wins Pennsylvania.
	Okay.
	At what point do you have to go like...
	Well, hold on one second, guys.
	Let's not ask at what point.
	So, lay in the brain.
	Can you do me a favor?
	Go back, pour over this Pennsylvania...
	I know we have the other numbers coming in, but pour over with our data analysts right there and our lawyers and look at those numbers and the probability if we feel confident, I would let...
	You know what?
	Because, hey, if there's some stealing that takes place...
	I'd rather it take place after we look at the mathematical possibilities and call it, if we're there.
	Can you talk with them and then just check in as soon as you can or just let us know?
	Yes, we will do our best to come up with a concrete answer on that.
	Yeah, no, exactly.
	We don't want to call anything unless we believe it, and Wisconsin as well.
	I know we're getting closer.
	Michigan, we're a long ways off because, my God, Wayne County, one of the most corrupt counties.
	In the country.
	But you guys have been doing stellar work tonight.
	We really appreciate it.
	And you know what?
	Hey, that graph wasn't as complicated as I thought when you explained it.
	Yeah, the more we get through the night, the easier it gets to comprehend.
	Yeah, well, it was harder to comprehend because we were doing last elections vote dumps, and that made no sense.
	So, all right, laying the brain, we appreciate it.
	And, of course, everyone out there in Mission Control, everyone still stay sober.
	Don't go full James Woods.
	We'll check back in with him later.
	Oh, look at King's face.
	It's a frowning emoji.
	He doesn't like it.
	Do you see him?
	He's like, I sniff farts.
	Here's what he just showed.
	I want to make sure I've got this right.
	Is it Philadelphia County?
	So in 2020, we had Biden at 603,000 in Philadelphia County, 132,000 for Donald Trump.
	Donald Trump in 2024, if we can pull that up, probably...
	Over one more there, Noodles.
	Philadelphia County.
	Philadelphia County right there.
	What is that show?
	Kamala Harris has 400.
	Okay, so that's right.
	I wanted to make sure I jotted this down right.
	So Donald Trump actually is performing about where he did, just a little bit under it, 128,000.
	Kamala Harris is performing, and it's not done yet, not all the votes are in yet, but 484.
	Right.
	That's massive, man.
	Like, I don't know what, I mean, maybe that ends up being like 550 or something like that.
	We'll have to have the data analysts kind of go over it and see what they project it to be.
	But Donald Trump is on track to outperform what he did in 2020, and she is on track, as so many counties in Pennsylvania, to way underperform.
	But here's the thing, though.
	That's where those trucks full of ballots could really come into play.
	They hit, though.
	There's a hundred million ballots in those trucks.
	You can't just, you can do a lot of things.
	I think you're wrong on this one.
	They could do it.
	I don't think it's likely because here's why I don't think they will do it.
	I think Nick is right and I think you're wrong, but I think you're both right in the sense that could they do it?
	Absolutely.
	We saw it.
	We saw it with over a hundred something thousand votes in Wayne County.
	Here's the issue.
	Right now, they're abandoning ship because this is not their broad.
	So, they don't want to do it.
	I agree with the second point.
	I disagree with the first, and here's why.
	You don't have the requisite number of ballots outstanding with mail-in.
	You don't have that this time around.
	You can't go, hey, there's 600,000 outstanding, so we've got this giant pool of ballots that we can just say all went for Biden, which is what happened, right?
	You can't do that now, because those things have come in, they've been counted, or in the process.
	Well, they've come in, they haven't been counted.
	And the number's loaded.
	They've come in.
	We don't know how many of them have been counted at this point.
	That's the issue.
	They can say, oh no, wait, wait, wait.
	There were a bunch of, we count the, remember with Pennsylvania, we have to count the early votes later.
	So it's just like the Grinch.
	I don't think you're doing that anymore.
	I was taking them from there and bring them back here.
	Yes, I know.
	I was taking them back to my workshop, my dear.
	And someone's going like, but why are you stealing our election, Santa Claus?
	Why?
	I love that book.
	It could, it absolutely could.
	It's less likely.
	That it's Philadelphia.
	The fact that it's Philadelphia, and they would only need a couple hundred thousand votes in Philadelphia, they have those votes in that truck if they wanted to.
	You can't hide it.
	You can't hide it this time.
	Let me explain.
	For crying out loud, they hid the crack in the Liberty Bell for a century.
	Let me explain my...
	Not negativity.
	I'm with you guys.
	No, no.
	I think you both have a positive.
	No, but here's my...
	I didn't clarify myself all night, really.
	It's not about the truck full of ballots and all that crap.
	It's what I've been reading in the last few months about even if he wins fair and square, it's about the thousand lawyers they have with a plan to fuck up the electorate.
	All this stuff.
	That's the stuff that...
	But...
	By what?
	There's a but.
	Okay.
	If he wins the popular vote and the electoral college, it all but ensures that those things would have to be widespread, massive cheating, that they have Donald Trump on tape throwing ballots into a ballot box or something like that.
	They're not going to have it.
	I think you two are arguing a few different points.
	Let's go to Chet.
	I think you are arguing what is possible as far as the optics and what they're willing to do.
	I think that Nick is arguing, and he's right, what they logistically and technically could do, which we have seen is never beneath the Democrats.
	I agree.
	I think Nick is right, but I think you're right.
	I think for a different reason you're right.
	The optics would be so bad because, and by the way, huge portion of that is you right now.
	Is the biggest stream on earth tonight?
	Eyes are on it.
	This is not when they want to do it.
	If it was 50,000 here, 20,000 there, maybe 10,000 in Arizona, they don't want to do it because too many of you are watching.
	Technically, logistically, could they do it?
	Of course.
	But you are a huge reason why they would be reticent.
	You know what else was bad optics?
	Trying to kill them a couple times.
	Yeah!
	And that didn't slow him down.
	That's my...
	Well, the point, yeah, but that couldn't be traced.
	This would be directly traced to them if they saw these giant vote swaps, right?
	Because they weren't accused.
	That was pretty good.
	I'm sorry, Nick.
	Yeah, you sure showed him with rolled up paper.
	What did I walk into it?
	That was pretty good.
	Did you hit me with something?
	I think this is the greatest mix that's ever taken place in the history of election coverage.
	This is the biggest stream that's taken place.
	More people have tuned in here than any of these legacy media outlets.
	Absolutely.
	You guys should be applauded for that.
	You've got a curmudgeon like Nick, who, by the way, is the voice of reason of skepticism.
	You've got the ever- So optimistic, Gerald Morgan.
	Then you have a lawyer, you have Josh here.
	We haven't even brought in Pops Crowder.
	You've got the guy who's in a fever dream, like that Gramp Stoke, that movie with Keanu Reeves, the shitty vampire one.
	Every time I watch it, I feel like I have a fever.
	But, you know, he's like, you're a vat, no way!
	Every time I watch it, I feel sick.
	I'd say you're more of a fever pitch dream, you know?
	Yes, exactly.
	Like, I want to fall in love with you at a Red Sox game.
	That's true.
	Yeah, like a Freddie Prince.
	Was that Freddie Prince Jr.?
	No, that was Jimmy Fallon, the worst late-night show ever in the entire time.
	Oh, that's right.
	Come on.
	You say that.
	You know, Josh.
	I do hate myself.
	That guy sucks so much.
	Did you see my movie?
	I do.
	I do.
	Out of the three, though, I'll take him.
	Really?
	You take Jimmy Fallon?
	Oh, but Camel and the other jerk off?
	I've met them all.
	I've met them all.
	I've done their shows.
	Trust me.
	He's the fucking most normal one.
	He definitely is the most normal one.
	Late night news.
	A couple of tweets that we have out there right now that we had issued a little bit earlier that I want to go back to.
	So, angry staffer.
	So, angry staffer, looks like I overestimated the American people.
	This election isn't over, but this should have been the biggest electoral landslide in history.
	It's like people are actively voting for America to fail.
	Cope harder!
	No, hold on a second.
	Actively voting for America to fail.
	Hold on a second.
	That's a meltdown.
	Do you mean the America where for the first time we became...
	A net energy exporter in our lifetime?
	Do you mean voting for America to fail where the average American household got a $4,400 salary increase in under four years?
	Do you mean the America to fail that, by the way, had the lowest black unemployment ever?
	Or do you mean the America to fail where we actually saw American manufacturing moving back?
	And by the way, the same predictions that you saw from all these economists before with tariffs that, oh my god, Our economy would crumble and tariffs would raise the prices on goods and services for everyday Americans even though gas was lower and your dollar actually went further.
	You know it and I know it because you had a Thanksgiving feast for the first time in your adult life with an overabundance like we all experienced.
	Look, we all lived it.
	This is what's not working from the left.
	Yep.
	Can they technically steal shit?
	Absolutely.
	What's not working now is the rhetoric.
	Here's why.
	And I talked about this on Pierce Morgan before that Tim Miller bulwark guy literally edited out...
	Did you see that he edited out all of my answers on his own channel?
	He was like, I absolutely smashed Steven Crowder!
	By the way, I've...
	Yeah, I've never done it.
	I've never uploaded something where I've edited out somebody's answers to try and make myself look better.
	It's not working because we've lived it.
	They said Donald Trump was Hitler.
	Hey, America, give yourselves a round of applause.
	You're the toughest people who've ever lived because you lived through four years of Hitler and not a single one of you was executed!
	You lived through four years of Stalin, and not one of you died in the fields.
	You lived through four years of Mussolini, and I guess he was less consequential because he wasn't really that effective in his fascism.
	But you understand, the point remains, you lived through four years of it, and what happened?
	Your wallet got fatter, and the country became more secure.
	People don't believe the rhetoric of the left anymore, because we've lived it.
	Even people who hate Donald Trump are going, all right, I don't like him, but you know what?
	I don't think he's going to gas any of us.
	You know what?
	Not only is he not going to gas us, I don't think he's going to try and remove Joe Rogan from Spotify like Biden did.
	It doesn't work.
	Four years of Hitler, and then trains got worse after it.
	Yes, exactly.
	Like, what?
	I thought trains were supposed to be scary when Hitler's in power.
	Not when Pete Butt-Sex is in power.
	Look, the final solution, the trains must have many connections that are grossly inefficient.
	It's always the trains.
	They ran on time with Mussolini.
	It's always the trains.
	That's why I don't trust old men who play with their toy train sets.
	You mean Neil Young?
	What do you mean?
	Oh, he bought Lionel.
	You guys didn't know that.
	What's Lionel?
	Lionel's a fucking train sack.
	The Jews in the caboose have got to die.
	Neil Young.
	There's a new stereotype.
	I'm rocking on the train tracks.
	What did you just say?
	I don't know, I think we were both doing an anti-Semitic Neil Young impression at the same time.
	I wasn't doing any Jew shit.
	Oh, I was.
	It wouldn't happen.
	Hey, alright, so really, let me...
	I'm a lot like Jew, yeah.
	I don't think so.
	I just realized my iPad's not plugged in.
	Oh man, take a look at my Jew.
	It's not in?
	No.
	Oh wow.
	Did you kick it out?
	Alright, so let me tell you this.
	Go ahead and bring this one up.
	So Harry Sisson, who's a flag without the L. It's really depressing to see how many people voted for the felon, rapist, fraudster who lies constantly.
	Many Americans failed their fellow Americans tonight.
	I'm not taking this peer pressure shit from elitist pigs.
	I know.
	Who is that guy?
	Hold on, this leads me to my final point on this.
	Might as well do it now.
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	Sorry, we skipped over number 5 here.
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	It's called for Donald Trump.
	And by the way, just a quick election update while we're talking about that.
	So our team right now, our model shows that, so right now Donald Trump is ahead in Pennsylvania with 3.3%, 93% of the vote in.
	Our modeling that we're looking at shows that that lead, don't panic, will likely narrow to around 2%.
	But he should win it.
	We're not making a call.
	We're just saying that the most likely outcome...
	So you've seen us make calls and other networks make calls.
	You're going to see that 3.3 lead narrow to somewhere around 2%.
	So, as we see that start to unfold, we'll let you know how comfortable we are making a call.
	But watch for that.
	Hold us to it.
	Don't trust me.
	Trust the geniuses back there.
	They've been wrong about nothing all night thus far.
	They've been pretty good.
	I mean, better than CNN by about an hour and 15 minutes.
	Great job, guys.
	By the way, there's a link in our description for the Crowder Shop promos.
	So make sure you guys go there.
	And also, stay with us, because when we get to declare...
	What we think is going to be victory at the end of this, there's also a little special treat for everybody.
	Yes, we do.
	If anybody has Harry Sisson's email address, I'd like to send him, my friend, he's a recruiter, I'd like to send him his information.
	Yeah, join the military.
	Make a difference for America, you know?
	Careful, because you're opening the door.
	I was sure that Nick was going to say, I'd like to send him an envelope filled with white powder.
	Sugar!
	I don't know.
	He's the new Greta Thunberg.
	He's the young, he's the young, metrosexual, gender-ambiguous representative.
	But he's not a musician or a celebrity.
	No!
	He's a political pundit?
	He's an influencer who goes out there from...
	By the way, he was on there with Piers Morgan.
	I remember this on Piers Morgan saying, Joe Biden is going to be the nominee and he is going to win the presidency.
	And even then, Piers Morgan was like, but no one believes that at this point.
	Are you really saying that with a straight face?
	He's like, Piers, he is going to be the nominee.
	Watch.
	You can come back.
	And he was like, well, would you be willing to place a wager on that?
	He's like, I don't bet.
	I'm not going to bet because I take American politics too seriously.
	Oh, God.
	I lost a bunch of money already, dude.
	Really?
	Yeah, I was up about an hour ago.
	I'm down.
	Here's the good thing about the left.
	They won't, after they lose, they won't even look at why.
	They won't even analyze what can we do better and shit.
	They don't even do that.
	Yeah.
	They just think we're all fucking nuts.
	Yeah.
	And we'll lie harder next time.
	We'll cheat harder.
	Yeah.
	I mean, I think, look.
	She went to bed going, you guys figure it out.
	They said, they told her to go to bed.
	We'll figure it out for you.
	Yeah, you know what I think it is, though, too?
	This is also really important, guys, is it's no small thing when we say that, you know, Donald Trump does better with—and the left, of course, disparages them.
	They say Donald Trump does better with blue-collar workers.
	And by the way, I don't just buy this whole working-class hero thing.
	I think that small business owners— Some of us, by the way, who have other people in their plumbing company if they're in charge of contractors.
	These people all count as the backbone of Americans.
	I think people who make a million, two million dollars a year who employ 50 people at a local restaurant franchise are still the backbone of America.
	So I don't want to play into the identity politics.
	But it's no small thing when the left says, and we know that uneducated voters, what they mean is people who don't have college degrees.
	If Donald Trump wins, then hold on a second.
	You guys said that Mitt Romney was a part of the elite when he bitched about the fact that 47% of Americans don't pay federal income taxes.
	Now, there are many things I don't like about Mitt Romney, almost all of it, but that is not amongst them.
	That means that there are enough Americans out there, if you look at the numbers, there are enough Americans who...
	Don't stand to gain.
	In other words, Kamala Harris went and tried to buy their vote and say, and I'm going to give you tax breaks, everyone under $400,000, but everyone over $400,000 will be taxed more, and I'm going to tax companies more.
	For an electorate, this is where there is still, win, lose, or draw.
	There still is the spirit of America alive, because if you look at the numbers, there are far more people making less than $400,000 a year whose vote was not purchased by the Democrat Party.
	That means that there are far more people who voted for Donald Trump, who are voting based on what they believe is right for America and what this country is, rather than what someone will put directly in their pocket.
	Now, they do believe, probably in the long term, it will be better for their own pocket.
	Long term, because they understand that a rising tide lifts all ships.
	But you have to understand, they're trying to buy the vote when they come out and say free healthcare, when they come out and say college tuition free or to reduce it.
	That's why Bernie Sanders had a lot of support.
	There are many Americans, tens of millions of Americans, who do not make $400,000 a year who said, you know what?
	That's wrong.
	And I'm voting for this guy in spite of the fact that he's not promising me a handout just because I happen to have fewer zeros on my check.
	That's a good thing.
	That's a take-home message tonight that those people can be reached.
	And you know what?
	You don't reach them.
	In other words, they just told you they're not going to be reached by promising them just free shit.
	Some of them will.
	So let's not next election go, oh wait a second, let's just make it a selfish personal motivation.
	It tells you that there are people out there far more who are won over by the vision for what America is, and it doesn't have to be the vision for what America was.
	Donald, think of his...
	It's no small thing.
	Make America great again.
	That means bring back the vision of what America was.
	We want it back.
	That's what people are voting for tonight.
	You think it's a bunch of people making more than $400,000 a year?
	The math doesn't work.
	That, to me, is inspiring, and you know what?
	It gives me hope.
	Genuinely, that gives me hope.
	Some guy out there who's making $60,000 a year working as a plumber, or someone out there who's in a trade school says, you know what?
	I don't want to rob from Peter to pay me as Paul.
	I still think it's wrong, and I still believe that there's that opportunity there for me, and I want that opportunity to still be there when I get to that point.
	I'm not there now, there's no guarantee, but we also know that we have more class mobility here in the United States than any country that has ever existed, period.
	That's something people don't tell you about, and there are enough Americans out there who believe that they will be a part of that mobile class.
	They believe that they will be a part of those top earners.
	They believe they will be a part of the ingenuity of spearheading the future that America can provide, by the way, to the rest of the world.
	When America is at the forefront, yeah, guess what?
	The world benefits.
	Hey, if America isn't the tip of the spear, who else is going to benefit the world to this degree?
	Sweden?
	France?
	The UK at this point?
	Canada?
	God, America is flawed, absolutely.
	But on a global scale, you want us leading that charge, and it requires enough Americans out there to get it.
	And that means most of them, the significant majority of them, are making less than $400,000 a year, and they said, nope, we're not buying it.
	That's a good thing.
	That's a beautiful thing.
	It really is.
	The left thinks it's a beautiful thing when people get together and vote for free shit.
	I think it's a beautiful thing when people get together and say, you know what?
	We're not going to vote for free shit.
	Yep, we have an update.
	All right, right now.
	Okay.
	So is it official or is it our projection?
	So we just, we saw Reuters has not done what we are doing.
	Okay.
	Decision Desk HQ actually just did.
	Okay.
	So we are not the first.
	We are not the first, but we will be very close to do it.
	Okay, so it's time for a state call.
	And Lane the Brain, I will let you do the honors.
	What is our official state call?
	We are now calling Pennsylvania for Donald Trump.
	Yeah, baby!
	Whoa!
	I was waiting on this one.
	Yeah.
	Oh!
	Oh, he's back!
	I'm having a good time, having a good time!
	Pennsylvania's comeback to the guy who's for Israel.
	Now all you Jews can clearly see.
	I extend my thanks to all of the Jews and even some black guys.
	I'm gonna go, go, go, there's no stopping me.
	Before we continue with the numbers, hit that Rumble Premium right now.
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	Get it on the ground floor.
	None of this happens tonight without you laying the brain.
	The floor is yours by all means.
	So now with this call, what that means is with the polls just now closing in Alaska, and if we can make that call, that'll give two more to Trump, and that would mean the Maine 2nd District is all that would be needed for him to...
	So Arizona, Nevada, at that point, Michigan, Wisconsin, don't matter.
	It would not matter.
	I would love for Maricopa County to just be sucking it.
	Well, you know what?
	I'm feeling risky tonight.
	Let's take some risks.
	It's a good time to go out and make some mistakes.
	Let's call.
	Just have your eagle ready.
	I'm going to call.
	If polls haven't closed, we can't call something.
	Alaska's fine.
	Oh, is it okay?
	Wait, wait, wait.
	I really feel it.
	Can I make the call?
	1 a.m.
	Eastern.
	Can I make the call?
	Can I call Alaska?
	I'm calling.
	Alaska's three.
	Three.
	Sorry.
	I can't.
	You can.
	Yeah.
	Three electoral votes.
	Three electoral votes.
	Alaska, we're going to put that on the map for Donald Trump.
	We don't know about Maine 2nd District yet, but we're pretty damn close.
	Sorry, two senators and the one rep that they have.
	Three, sorry.
	I forgot about the one district that they have.
	Well, we're still going to have, as this rolls in, the updates on the House and on the Senate, but all of that is looking pretty dangerous.
	Which we have the Senate.
	That's official.
	That's official?
	What's our final count here in the Senate?
	We won the Senate?
	We flipped it.
	We have at least had 51.
	Yeah, we at least had 51.
	I don't know if there's more on the table, but Ted Cruz, by the way, also beat the crap out of Colin Allred.
	I said that.
	They poured millions of dollars into that campaign.
	They were absolutely trying to flip it.
	A lot of very cringy football ads.
	By how many, what was the percentage that Ted beat?
	I don't remember what the final was on that, but they can see it right there on this map.
	Well, I hope Colin made a nice profit off of it.
	Oh, he won it by almost 10 points.
	Remember people were saying, this one's really close, guys.
	Ted Cruz is going to lose.
	I was like, are you out of your mind?
	Now listen, Ted, do what you said you're going to do.
	Yes.
	Section 230, we love you.
	Get it done.
	You guys are probably going to have all three.
	Go for it.
	Yes.
	What were you about to say there, Nick?
	I read a list of the states that take the longest to calculate.
	Yeah.
	And Alaska was the first one they listed.
	As far as the longest?
	Even though there's 11 people in the fucking state.
	Well, they're all very far apart.
	They're all high.
	But that was one of the states, he said, that takes long.
	Do you have an idea of the trek that they have to evade polar bears and shit?
	Well, that's true.
	They actually get hunted in Alaska by polar bears.
	Oh, your skidoo breaks down on the way to the fucking...
	It's the only state where you can go vote with a club.
	Yes, that's absolutely right.
	Yeah.
	That's actually the lever on the voting machine.
	Can't have your phone out, though.
	No phone.
	No, you cannot have your phone out.
	But there's also that one city that's just one hotel that everybody lives in the same hotel.
	That's a real thing.
	So I assume they should count the votes there.
	That's where Nook's been hiding out.
	They count a lot of things at that hotel.
	And by the way, we are going to have a...
	You know what?
	I think we could probably...
	I don't know if we...
	I think at this point, because the drinking game...
	I forgot the drinking game rules.
	There, by the way, you can finish your drink right now because James Woods did it for the rest of us.
	Anytime a state is called for Trump, you drink.
	But then we said finish a drink anytime a pundit cries on air.
	We did have that with the leftist meltdown.
	So, you know, you guys can start enjoying a little bit.
	We're not counting our tickets.
	Can I have a drink now?
	Yes, you can.
	You absolutely can have a drink.
	Go pour a gin tonic when I'm out there.
	Hey, Lane, can we get a total right now for Trump with our calls?
	Like where he is?
	Is he 269?
	He would be 269 with our calls.
	Okay, 269 with our calls.
	So we'll watch that main second and we can...
	Then at that point, I realize we still have so many gifts.
	You're saying Maine is the state?
	Yeah, so Maine is split districts, so they allocate different...
	So there's a statewide, and then per their districts, I think it's two more districts, three more, that are individually allocated.
	And I'm quite certain isn't the Maine second district...
	So we just need one of those votes in Maine.
	Isn't the Maine second district pretty consistently conservative?
	That's correct.
	And by the way, I don't know how quickly this is going to resolve itself, but this may be like a moot-moot point, because...
	I'm getting a note from our team.
	We still have Trump up 4% in Wisconsin with 89% reporting, and the modeling still looks really good for Trump to win Wisconsin.
	The modeling has been spectacular so far from what we've seen.
	But Data, great job.
	Data, great job.
	Let us know.
	If you guys feel like we can go out on a limb and call Wisconsin before anyone else, you let us know.
	I'm trusting you guys there.
	Yeah, I mean...
	We've already made some good calls.
	You don't want to ruin your perfect record.
	Is there even a mathematical possibility for Kamala to win?
	Can we have one of your pretty little graphs?
	Yes, we can pull up a graph.
	We had the Pennsylvania graph.
	I don't think we had the Wisconsin graph.
	Can we make an event diagram?
	Dada, can you send in the newest Wisconsin graph to on-air, please?
	He's like, oh yeah, I'm on it, yes.
	And by the way, we really do mean thank you to Elena and to everyone out there.
	I know this has been no small undertaking at all.
	And this happens because of everyone.
	I don't know if we have a view of everyone at work there beyond just the chair.
	All of the people at work?
	Yeah, just the chair.
	You can just see everyone there.
	Hey, I don't hear any partying out there!
	Hey guys, wave out there if you can.
	I want somebody to kiss somebody.
	Hey, keep working.
	No, party!
	Hey, listen to you.
	Party!
	Don't listen to Toolman.
	Party!
	I saw Darren thrown up.
	There you go.
	Feed me, Seymour!
	Yeah, baby.
	Yeah, big baby!
	Nick is so exasperated.
	He's like, I'm telling you, it's too early.
	What's up?
	I have our Wisconsin graph if we want it.
	Oh, we do have the Wisconsin graph.
	Okay.
	So this is the Wisconsin graph.
	Oh, that was the graph we had earlier.
	42.9.
	So we called PA with what, 37, 38?
	That's a new one.
	Oh, this is a new one right here?
	So Donald Trump only needs 42.9% of the remaining vote.
	And do we know which districts are larger?
	I mean, the one exception would be if Milwaukee, if the county there is the one that is the least counted.
	Interestingly enough, in Milwaukee, there's clips going around of, I don't know if it's the election commissioner or the mayor, we can fact check me on this, but basically saying that turnout was not near what they thought it was going to be.
	It's not that huge of a city either.
	It's not as big as you would think.
	No, it's not.
	I think it's smaller than Detroit.
	Can we go to the map right now since you're here, Lane?
	Let's go to Wisconsin and let's look at Milwaukee County.
	I can't see.
	Let's look at Milwaukee County.
	So 61% of the expected votes counted.
	So that's where I guess the number could change.
	But even if you're continuing with that in March.
	So yeah, it might be a little too early to call Wisconsin.
	But I'm guessing that we probably have far fewer heavily red districts there.
	Looks like he's winning Green Bay after the Brett Favre tweet earlier today.
	I know, right?
	Probably helped.
	Yeah.
	It really does.
	That stuff does help with...
	It doesn't help when it just goes out in mass like Taylor Swift where half of her followers are in Europe and Japan because they think she's a little boy.
	Okay, Barb says I should vote for Trump.
	And you know what?
	He had some great dick pics.
	And the people in Green Bay, you know, they actually have shares in the Green Bay Packers.
	That's right.
	Yeah, I have one share.
	You really have one share?
	My whole family is like big Packers fans besides me, so my grandpa got us all shares.
	No kidding.
	That's really cool, actually.
	I can legally go to the team owner's meeting.
	I had a relative.
	Shit!
	I don't understand.
	Why do they do that?
	They opened up publicly for like a month or something.
	No, it is a publicly traded.
	Public owns the Packers.
	Yeah.
	There's no owner.
	I know that the city owns it, but like...
	Just to make more money, they'll sell it.
	Like, they had an IPO. They opened it on the stock market for just like a short period and then closed it.
	Yeah, they'll sell shares to raise money.
	Do you make money on that?
	Yeah.
	How do you make...
	Do you sell?
	You can sell that?
	Yeah, it's like when a company wants to make money, they sell more of their shares.
	Guys, let's get back to the victory.
	All right, sorry.
	But...
	The probable victory.
	Yes, the probable victory.
	The most likely scenario at this point in time.
	But I don't remember.
	I was going to say something about...
	Oh, I had a relative who I'm pretty sure...
	I'm pretty sure I had an active plot to shoot John Elway.
	That's how much...
	John Elway?
	Yes.
	98 Super Bowl.
	I get it.
	Elway was the Broncos, right?
	Yeah.
	Didn't they take it from the Packers?
	Yeah, they beat the Packers.
	I'm pretty sure, and I'm not just joking, I'm pretty sure he was like, I swear to God, I'm going to shoot John Elway.
	I'm like, no, no, no.
	Aim for his teeth.
	I fucking mean it.
	Oh, okay.
	Wow.
	And I was like, you're going to kill John Elway?
	He's like...
	I'm just kidding.
	I'm mad.
	Boys fly better at Mile High.
	I go to Denver, I shoot them there.
	That's right.
	And you know what?
	Frontier has connections going back and forth all the time.
	They're not going to be able to look at those metrics.
	Hey, you know, Brett Favre's doing commercials for Wrangler, so...
	Watch out, Walmart.
	Look, Michigan, I don't know.
	Again, Michigan, because that is one where I would 100% side with Nick.
	Anything can happen in Witten County.
	Yeah, he's right there.
	Because here's what's also interesting.
	Being from Michigan, and we poured through the voter rolls last time after the election, you guys can go through it.
	Remember that I was up all night, and I was like, guys, guys, guys, I'm looking at some things in Kent County that don't make sense.
	And then I started doubting myself.
	Kind of like yesterday, but it turns out I had the anti-nausea drug, Zofran, and it blocked all my serotonin, so I was actually a prick.
	Hyper-specific explanation.
	Yes.
	We went through all the voter rolls like this does not make sense.
	It does not add up, especially when you take into account that Wayne County, everyone thinks Wayne County is just Detroit.
	Now, here's the crazy thing about Detroit.
	First off, they plump up, they inflate their numbers of citizens in Wayne County.
	It's largely the people who live in the surrounding areas.
	And if you look at the people in the surrounding areas of Wayne County, I'm not saying that it's Trump country, but I'm saying you would get significantly more Voters for Trump when you're talking about those old school Democrats in Wayne County, then you would get, for example, Los Angeles or Philadelphia.
	So those numbers that we saw in 2020 were a statistical, I can't say impossibility, but I would have been willing to bet my life impossibility.
	Put it that way.
	So anything can happen, but Wayne County is not as deep blue as you think because it's not what you typically think of when you think of an urban area.
	What is that, Gerald, you're pointing to?
	Don't worry yet.
	I'm sorry.
	Oh, Main District 2?
	That's what we're working on.
	He's ahead by 10 points.
	Polls closed only 36% of the votes.
	So there's still some time to go there, but he's up by 10 points in that one that we think he needs to win.
	Well, the thing is, how many counties are there?
	I mean, we're talking about Maine District 2.
	How many counties in Maine District 2?
	There can't be that many.
	And, I mean, they've been closed since 8 o'clock, so, like, five hours to count.
	I was going to say!
	Can we go to Maine, guys?
	Because I know we have our brain here right now.
	But can we go to Maine District 2?
	Yeah, Maine.
	What are they using, an abacus to count this shit?
	Yeah.
	So there was, like, a bunch of, I believe, shooting threats in Maine earlier today.
	That's a long, angry deer.
	Which totally makes sense.
	Yeah, it's Maine.
	You know how dangerous it is with the lobsters and the shootings.
	Well, this doesn't show us which one is which district.
	But again, it's not like with Maine.
	The reason they separate it, it's not like Maine, the second district, is when we're going, well, wait, we have to wait for all those big city votes.
	The Bangor vote.
	Bangor.
	Exactly.
	That's where I went to school.
	Go Bears.
	I don't think that Bangor is the second district.
	I think that second district of Maine, if I'm not mistaken, is almost entirely rural, which is why...
	Bangor's the only town.
	It's the only town, yeah.
	Right next to the school, Orono.
	And Orono was the...
	Mm-hmm.
	Van Gogh wouldn't exist without Orono.
	There was a guy from Maine, I won't say who, but people will know, when I was at Pat Miletic's gym in Iowa, where you're going, the last time I was in Bettendorf, and I was in there taping a video, we were trying to get MMA legalized in New York, and I go in, and with the camera, he goes, hey, were you raised, hey, were you from a barn?
	I said, what?
	Just like that.
	Because he didn't have the rest of the main accent.
	I said, are you from a barn?
	I go, what?
	He goes, close the door!
	It's not a barn!
	I was like, oh, barn!
	And then he kicked my ass.
	But he was the UFC heavyweight champion of the world, so that's to be expected.
	Good to see you.
	How you doing?
	Pretty good.
	How you doing?
	Good.
	That's how they talk.
	Oh, I thought I was a pedophile.
	Pedophile from Bangor.
	Yeah, that makes sense.
	Stephen King stories are all set in Maine, and there's a lot of pedophilic activity in those.
	I can imagine.
	It's very dark and boring.
	They fuck a lot of deer up there.
	Yes, they do.
	I have no doubt about that.
	It's the only state where the sheep have a fucking rape hotline.
	Yes.
	Joke on Joe Rogan, because that's on an elk meat plate.
	Alright, is there anything else that we're missing?
	But I know you're going to probably go back there for the numbers and we'll look at...
	No, we'll go look a little hard at Maine.
	Yeah, look at the Maine 2nd District.
	We'll source Nick if we need any on-the-ground information.
	Yes, okay.
	I'm all over it.
	Just go to Iowa real quick.
	It's the last thing I want to say because that was blowing my mind.
	Oh, Iowa?
	When they were trying to say that Kamala was ahead?
	Yeah, what is it in Iowa that you want us to get into specifically?
	Yeah, okay, so he won by 14 points.
	Yeah, they were talking about it.
	And Seltzer needs to go to jail.
	Can we bring, by the way, you know what, when you guys go back there, I know we've been focusing on these numbers, but I also would like to bring them over so people can remember that poll that came out.
	It's hers.
	Yeah.
	Can we bring that up so people can remember and let's have a side-by-side of that and the final results?
	Because she also didn't reveal her methodology.
	And I remember everywhere on CNN on Sunday night and even last night, they were going, well, gosh, you see what's...
	I mean, this could be one of those where it could be an early night for Trump and he could be packing it in based on what we're seeing out of Iowa.
	See, it's the lie that then gets repeated and parroted.
	That's right.
	It just didn't work this time.
	And Iowa's a small enough state that it flew under the radar.
	Yeah, exactly.
	What didn't flow under the radar for them when they were trying to do the...
	It was the Hitler propaganda.
	Iowa is lost.
	You have no chance.
	Don't show up to vote.
	You have no chance.
	If Hitler slash Trump loses Iowa, you're going to lose.
	What are you singling me at?
	We got an interesting tweet you might want to see.
	Oh, okay.
	One of Hitler's relatives.
	Yeah, probably.
	Good old Mark Cuban says, congrats at real Donald Trump.
	You won fair and square.
	Congrats to Elon Musk as well.
	Oh, no.
	He's trying to suck up.
	That seems like a guy who's hoping he's not chained up in Musk's backyard.
	That's exactly fucking right.
	Girl, shut up, Cuban.
	My God, you scared the shit out of me.
	Me too, you son of a gun.
	That guy, that Ellen DeGeneres look-alike, come on.
	He said, congrats, real Donald Trump.
	You won fair and square.
	Congrats to Elon Musk as well.
	Hashtag Godspeed.
	Well, he wants to seem like he's a...
	I may have broken a toe.
	I think I kicked the door.
	Yeah, I heard you kick the door.
	Well, that's what you get for rushing in like...
	I don't know what it's like to break a doorstop.
	I'm up to two.
	Oh, fuck.
	Wasn't Rachel Maddow threatening that the U.S. government would take away SpaceX's federal contracts if Trump lost?
	I think so.
	Yeah, let's have Mission Control bring that up.
	And you know, we should probably check in with MSNBC. I guarantee we have liberal meltdowns now.
	We have to have more.
	Yeah, we should probably check in with him.
	I'm going to get out of here.
	Go look at Maine.
	That's what I'm going to do.
	Well, go look at Maine.
	Thank you.
	Playing you like an angel that brings good news.
	Yes.
	He brings us tidings of great joy.
	Not a virgin birth, because that guy bangs.
	But...
	Greetings of great electoral joy.
	Get your minds out of the gutter.
	You're better than that.
	I know you're not.
	That's why we'll see you on Rumble Premium.
	Not tomorrow, which is today.
	Did you break your toe, you son of a bitch?
	He's hurting right now.
	Oh, I hope it shatters.
	Guys, look.
	Look.
	This is...
	And here's the thing.
	By the way, we're going to have to bring in, whether it's Nick or whether it's Josh, we're going to have to bring in Pops Crowder because I'm going to tell you something.
	I'm going to be super pissed because Pops Crowder said like six months ago, it's going to be a landslide.
	I have no doubt about it.
	No one else is saying it, but I'm saying it.
	Just because Donald Trump won didn't mean that Pops Crowder was right then with no data.
	So, he's going to parrot that every chance he gets.
	He's going to rub your face in it.
	Yeah, so we'll bring him in.
	But I always said, 60-40, 65-35.
	And I said today, I think Donald Trump's going to win.
	But he was like, oh yeah, he's going to win everything.
	I think my dad actually said, he's like, jersey's in play.
	Yeah, I wouldn't go that far.
	He did say that to me, though.
	Thank you, Josh.
	You're right.
	About a month ago, he said to me, I think he's going to listen.
	You know what?
	And let me let people know, while we're talking about Iowa, I'm trying to find...
	You're going to be in a Tumwa account, but I don't have your plug.
	No, this Saturday night.
	This Saturday night.
	At the Tom, Iowa Bridgeview Center Theater.
	Come on out, folks.
	You guys, funniest man alive.
	Go see him live.
	And you know what?
	It's going to be a really, really fun night after this election.
	That's right.
	And he's accepted the victory results, which I think you're getting closer.
	I hope you don't mind.
	I'll be doing Nixon jokes.
	Yes.
	Opening for him would be Rich Little.
	Let me just show you this, Cheryl Tumwa.
	You do a great Nixon.
	Phenomenal Nixon.
	He probably wasn't a Tumwa at some point.
	He probably was.
	Let me tell you, I love to fuck Indians.
	Whoa.
	Are we still on ABC? I'm sorry.
	No, no.
	Whoa was shock.
	I didn't know.
	Oh, no, no, no.
	He did.
	He did like to do that.
	Can we officially call that?
	Is that allowed?
	Confirm.
	I like the Blackfoot Squaw.
	Think about this.
	We could end up tonight.
	Again, Michigan, I hope.
	We're not going to get the results from Michigan, I don't think, for a long while tonight.
	But Donald Trump, the map could look Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Arizona, Nevada.
	It could look at all of those.
	And then Michigan is the only one.
	Would that put him over 300 at that point?
	With North Carolina and Georgia?
	Can we bring up the 270 to win, guys?
	Just to put a final count on it.
	Let's leave Michigan blank.
	Well, because you got 11 in Arizona, 6 in Nevada.
	Right.
	That's 17.
	So, yeah.
	So, North Carolina and Georgia, right?
	That's already filled in.
	North Carolina, Georgia, Pennsylvania.
	Okay.
	So, that would put them at 287.
	Okay.
	And then let's put in Wisconsin.
	So that would put them at 297?
	Okay.
	So then if it's Michigan, I mean, but it's still...
	We do have Maine 2nd District there.
	We already have Maine 2nd District there.
	So that's a very distinct possibility.
	And you know what?
	If you put in Michigan, pop in Michigan, which is a distinct possibility.
	And by the way, the reason I think it's a possibility is, like I said, at a certain point, this is not the one.
	This is not the one kid.
	It's like Apollo's trainer.
	He's all wrong for us!
	I don't want you messing with Southpaws!
	They're going, Kamala's all wrong for us!
	We don't need to back the hole!
	She thinks it's a goddamn fight.
	Yes, yes, yes.
	Now let's do this bum and go home.
	I watched you hit that man with everything you had.
	I watched you try to kill him.
	He got shot in the ear.
	And that man kept on coming.
	We don't need that kind of man in our lives.
	That's what's happening.
	I saw him at a food court.
	Can I ask you a question?
	I hope you're not giving away secrets.
	Oh, wow.
	Hold on, hold on.
	What?
	An update.
	We need to call a state.
	We need to call a state.
	Alright, time to call another state, ladies and gentlemen.
	You may not think that this would have been a big one on the outset.
	Maine 2nd District, we're comfortable calling that for Donald Trump.
	Now...
	Maine 2nd District!
	That's only one.
	Uh-oh.
	Donald Trump.
	I don't like the look on his face.
	But...
	Oh, wait.
	We didn't call Pennsylvania, right?
	If we're right...
	No, we did.
	We did.
	So, we have called Pennsylvania for Donald Trump.
	We have called Alaska.
	We have called Maine 2nd District.
	If we're right, Donald Trump is the president-elect.
	Yes, Donald Trump.
	Yes.
	As of right now.
	Absolutely.
	There you go, guys.
	I don't know.
	Do we have something on the soundboard for that?
	Yeah!
	I thought we had something a little bit more than that.
	Yay! - Yay! - Woo!
	Eat it!
	Celebrate it.
	Honey, I can come home soon.
	This should be the hapless moment of the last 10 years.
	He's like, ah, what I win in bets.
	Okay, let's go to Van Jones real quick.
	I bet you...
	Come on, talk about it, Van.
	I bet you he farts.
	More aggressive.
	You're very nervous.
	You're very nervous tonight.
	She lost.
	If you're a solar farmer in a red state trying to deal with this climate issue...
	Solar farmer?
	What the hell is that?
	Your financing might fall apart tomorrow morning.
	Oh boy!
	Hold on, he's not president tomorrow morning.
	...at the front lines of this fight the way that the Biden-Harris administration had put the United States government at the front of the climate fight.
	So you've got people all around the world whose fates are now in the hands of someone who can either be aggrieved or can be big.
	He's usually not big.
	And so I think this is a shock.
	It's a political realignment, for sure.
	By the way, you see Jersey tightening up there?
	He's a little more realistic.
	You see that right now?
	Jersey is only five points right there?
	Get out.
	Yeah.
	Applications for planet Earth are yet to be known.
	Wait till the years that we called Pennsylvania and we've been right above CNN on every single call.
	Can someone call Van Jones?
	Can we call Van Jones?
	Is that a possibility?
	Does anyone have Van Jones' number?
	I'd like to call Van Jones.
	Can we call Van Jones?
	I'd like to call Van Jones.
	Can someone please help me call Van Jones?
	Do we have his number?
	Let's call Van Jones.
	Let's call Van Jones and let him know that we called Pennsylvania.
	Please let's call Van Jones.
	Do you want to call Van Jones?
	I do want to call Van Jones.
	So we just announced that it's official.
	It is official.
	But right now what we are doing is monitoring how the left is going to try and paint this.
	How long they're going to drag this out.
	How long they want to drag this out.
	Absolutely.
	How long they want to drag this out.
	He wins Maine District 2.
	That means that he wins with Pennsylvania and Maine 2nd District.
	And hey, it looks good for Wisconsin.
	You know what?
	Let's stick with you until at least Wisconsin, right?
	We should be able to call that tonight.
	Michigan, I don't know.
	Maybe they'll give us...
	Hey, you know what?
	Maybe we'll even be here for Michigan.
	At this point, it's just a victory party.
	That's where we are.
	And I know that we have...
	I don't know if we're going to still have Vivek on.
	No, we're not having Vivek.
	I don't know.
	So you let me know if we have any of our remaining guests.
	Oh!
	You know what?
	This is as good of a time as any for our 7 plus 1 reload.
	Because now that we know he's going to be president, we gave you the 7 plus 1 things that Donald Trump would do his first day in office.
	Then we gave you the 7 plus 1 things that Kamala Harris will do when she loses.
	Turns out it was just one.
	She just didn't come out to speak.
	And we actually have the 7 plus 1 reload things that Donald Trump does his first day in office.
	"You forgot the van in the chamber!" Alright, this is the 7 plus 1 reload.
	So this is, I guess, number, at this point, what do we number?
	We're going into descending order.
	Ah, we're doing 7, starting from 7 again.
	Okay, so just another 7 plus 1.
	Too confusing, that.
	Number 7, which is really actually 14, but Gerald.
	Have Elon Musk build Space Force 1.
	Oh, hey, that's going to be fun.
	That's going to be fun.
	Number 6, officially appoint Kamala as fellatios are.
	Everyone has a skill.
	I bring out the best.
	She brings out a kisser!
	Let's go with this one.
	Oh, sorry.
	Number five.
	By that, the previous one...
	I mean, tasking her with investigating the root cause of fellatio in the Southern Triangle.
	Her Southern Triangle.
	Oh, you can't do both.
	Seven plus one.
	First things Donald Trump will do on day one.
	Number four, Nick DiPaolo.
	Executive order.
	Every first Tuesday of the month is topless Tuesday.
	It's a good Tuesday.
	Bet you didn't see that one coming.
	You were expecting a chick!
	I saw it coming, McDonald's.
	It happens.
	Number three, Gerald Morgan.
	Pardon Hunter Biden and appoint him head of the DEA. Oh, well that one actually, you know what?
	It takes one to no one.
	It does.
	He's kind of like the, yeah.
	It takes one to no one.
	I am rubber, you are glue.
	He smokes crack.
	Frank Abagnale.
	Number two, this one is actually just for you, Nick DiPaolo.
	Executive order banning Uber drivers from talking to passengers.
	I clicked no conversation!
	And the number one thing that Donald Trump will do, and my voice is dead, so I'm doing my best.
	Number one, federally indict Jake Tapper for being a giant pussy.
	And the plus one, Nick DiPaolo.
	Appoint Whoopi Goldberg, secretary of twats.
	Hey, that's been this week's Reload 7 plus one!
	You forgot the van in the chamber!
	All right.
	I'm actually texting back and forth with Chris Pavlosky, the CEO of Rumble.
	He's at Mar-a-Lago, I think, for the celebration.
	Oh, my God.
	Look at you guys.
	This is...
	Just, like, celebrating.
	This is a huge...
	Like, look, we called it not on...
	It's not a quick call.
	This is based only on the data that's available at CNN. Listen, I hope this gives you an insight.
	We're not making far-out calls.
	No, we're not.
	We're looking at the data and going, this is abundantly clear.
	At what point do we call it?
	And 30 minutes later, we call it, and then an hour later, CNN calls it.
	But can I ask you, how do you guys get the data before?
	Oh, it costs us millions of dollars.
	No, no, no, but it's the It costs many hundreds of thousands of dollars.
	And then we also added to it third-party analysts and experts, that whole extra suite that you have there, to analyze the same data that they have access to and to do it better.
	So they all get it from AP? Yeah, so you know what?
	That's actually a good question.
	Let's take a brief break.
	And we're going to decide exactly how we handle it.
	Let's take a brief break, and we'll come back with someone from data, from Mission Control, to tell you exactly how we came to these numbers, what the methodology was.
	And again, let you behind the curtain, and we're going to stick with you, I think, at least until Wisconsin is called.
	So a brief break.
	Please, hey, none of this tonight would have happened without you.
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	It is seamless.
	None of it happens without you.
	We're going to take a brief break.
	I probably won't be eating dinner, but you know what?
	Let's also get ready to fill our glasses and celebrate this with you.
	We'll be right back with probably the last chunk of tonight's stream.
	I've really been enjoying doing this with you.
	Now it's time to have a good time.
	Brief break.
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	Howdy!
	Howdy, I'm Colonel Slanders.
	Now, we all know about the accusations from the right about Tim Walls.
	And to those of you taking it to heart, old Colonel's got a question for you.
	How does it feel to be so dang perfect?
	Heck, we've all lied!
	For example, did you know there's only ten ingredients in my secret blend of eleven herbs and spices?
	One for each finger!
	Think of that when you're at the Battle Box this November, and our country will be just as good as finger-lickin' chicken.
	So this November, do the right thing and do something bigger.
	Vote for Kamala, cause she's halfin'.
	This ad's paid for by the Colonels for Harris Family Pack Bucket.
	Oh, it's just a regular pack?
	Did you know Earth is made of 71% water?
	Doctors recommend we drink at least 1.2 liters of water a day, just to be on the safe side.
	That's a lot of water.
	Water is key to our survival, but we don't just drink it.
	We have fun playing in it too.
	We wash ourselves in it, and sometimes we even get stuck in a storm of it.
	An adult's brain is 65% water, and the other 35% is gin.
	But maybe that's just me.
	My wife left me.
	And she has full custody of the children.
	Is that there?
	That's Jeff.
	My kids call him Dad now.
	He's a lawyer.
	In fact, he's her lawyer.
	I remember when my wife used to brag about being married to a big-time commercial voiceover guy.
	That was a long time ago when she used to wear her ring.
	We used to actually have a house on the water, but now it belongs to the bank.
	Luckily, it was only in my name, so only my credit got ruined.
	Thank goodness I'm still able to afford this studio apartment that has this pot I'm currently filling with water.
	This pot is the only thing my wife left behind, besides pain.
	I'm going to use it to make some macaroni and cheese.
	Oh, that must be my $12 escort.
	I hope I'll get to experience the touch of a woman again without getting robbed like last time.
	Give me your money or I'll cut you.
	And now for Barely Legal with Bill Richmond.
	Sponsored by Mug Club.
	Hi, I'm half-Asian lawyer Bill Richman for Louder with Crowder, here with some education and tips on the terms we use in the legal world.
	Our question today comes from Dan McGovern in that hellhole known as East St.
	Louis, Illinois.
	Dan's question is, what is the deal with the court names like Supreme Court, Circuit Court, District Court, and Justice Court, and who in the s*** is in charge of who gets to be a judge in each one of those?
	Well, Dan, we're going to split this one up into two parts and deal first with the courts themselves.
	Most of you have heard about a Supreme Court, which is the final appellate courts in both our federal and state systems.
	At the very top in the federal system, above all the courts, is the United States Supreme Court.
	You can end up here whether you start in a state court or a federal court.
	It is the true court of last resort for judicial relief.
	Now, secondly, most states also have a Supreme Court that is the highest court in that state.
	Stay tuned for more Barely Legal with half-Asian lawyer Bill Richmond.
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	Hey!
	Boom!
	Pedro!
	Not today!
	You're not sending your best.
	I'm going to send you right back.
	Looking over that.
	Well, let's keep building this wall.
	There you go.
	Brick by brick.
	My wall, frankly, shoots fire.
	You see?
	And you're going to pay for it.
	Ba!
	Ba!
	It's dropped!
	Hey, guys, in the chat, let me know what you'd like me to put in my moat.
	I'm taking alligators and spikes.
	I'm taking alligators and spikes.
	I'm taking alligators and spikes.
	I'm taking alligators and spikes.
	Just trust me Just check my category In your heart, in your veins Protein spiking With their shots and their clots And their shots and their clots In your veins Vaccine,
	vaccine, vaccine!
	What's in your veins?
	In your veins?
	Vaccine, vaccine, vaccine Sudden death among healthy working age people worldwide is skyrocketing.
	She died here at the hospital after she went into cardiac arrest.
	Who knows?
	Young people are dying these days.
	These are not statistics.
	These are human beings.
	Another poor heart's swelling.
	There's no published papers.
	Of course, I represent science.
	When the science's name is Fauci, Are you willing to share the data with this committee?
	We had to really move at the speed of science.
	Shots and their clots have no thoughts on their shots In your head, in your head, you smell my head In your veins, in your veins Vaxing, vaxing, vaxing What's in your veins?
	In your veins?
	Vaccine, vaccine, vaccine Hey, hey, hey, hey Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha Hey, ah Hey,
	hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey All right, ladies and gentlemen We are preparing for the celebrations here at
	Just to remind you, if you have not seen this, we have officially called the race for Donald Trump with that district in Maine, with that one vote with Alaska, and calling Pennsylvania, even though they refused to call it on CNN, Looking at all of the data, this is not a quick call.
	This is something that we looked at the data, we looked at the outstanding votes available and the trends, and there's just no way that we see that Kamala Harris has any path to victory.
	And this is before Wisconsin, before Arizona, before Nevada, before Michigan, all of that.
	People are actually having some wonderful, wonderful meltdowns, including this guy right here.
	What's your podcast called?
	Barely Legal.
	Sorry?
	Hardly Legal.
	Hardly Legal.
	Hardly legal.
	Where do you find it?
	You can find it on YouTube.
	There's a microphone right next to you.
	Come on.
	You can find it on YouTube and Spotify and iTunes.
	It's basically anonymous legal call-ins with comedians who are lawyers.
	So we help real people who have real legal issues.
	Look, I'll tell you, one of the calls we had was a nurse in New York, in Long Island specifically, who did 4,000 fake vaccine cards for first responders.
	So she got the jab, but she was just totally against the mandates and ended up getting convicted and losing her license over it.
	I've been seeing it on your reels on Instagram.
	Yeah, it's a fun thing.
	So Hardly Legal.
	Come check us out.
	Leave a comment.
	Like it.
	Thank you, Gerald.
	Absolutely.
	That's a good nurse right there.
	I also still didn't say you could do a plug, but whatever.
	I think you guys should go watch it.
	No, I really want you to go watch it.
	Bill's been doing a great job for us on the back end.
	A lot of the time, Bill keeps us out of trouble or minimizes the trouble that we have absolutely stepped all the way into so that we can still bring you this show, so that's fantastic.
	I don't know, Stephen, we've got some meltdowns that we can kind of go to as well, or do we want to just kind of go into our thing and go back to the...
	Let's go to some meltdowns We're going to go into our multiple celebrations and toast tonight.
	Toast to Mug Club, to Rumble Premium, toast to everything that we've done tonight.
	A new era.
	We have basically done...
	I've told the crew this leading up to this moment.
	We're going to do something that nobody else has ever done, right?
	We called it early considering everybody else has not called this race yet or very few people that I think, but we have called states based on data.
	We have called states based on the trends that we've seen.
	We're not calling it early to try to call a race.
	We're saying like, there's no path forward in this district in Maine.
	There's no path forward in obviously Alaska.
	There's no path forward in Pennsylvania.
	None of this stuff is us just kind of making a random call.
	This is us looking at the data.
	We'll bring some of those guys in to talk about the methodology.
	But this is what you did, Mug Club, by subscribing all of those times that we asked you to join forces with us leading up to this back in June, July, August, September, October.
	You guys made this happen.
	This will be one of the last times.
	I think, for a presidential election maybe, that you're going to see people depending on them because they won't even call stuff.
	They know.
	Well then, let's make our first toast.
	Yes.
	Okay, so the first toast is to...
	I need champagne.
	Bring it in here.
	Oh no, you got a red solo cup.
	It's not what you didn't put in your mug, but you know, it's symbolic.
	You can pour it in my puke bucket.
	That's his MAGA cup.
	Hey, also, Kylie, if we could bring in a thermometer because maybe my fever's still here.
	We'll see.
	I bet you it could be an election miracle.
	Bring in the 801.
	Donald Trump wins and you magically broke through.
	Kylie, I need champagne, please!
	Okay, well then I'll wait for the toast.
	So before we do the toast, before we do the toast, we're going to have them bring in the drinks, we're going to bring in Paul Scratter, we're going to bring in Josh with a few toasts to make, but we have a leftist meltdown first.
	Yeah, so Harry Sisson basically tweeted this out again, the flag without the L. America failed women tonight.
	I'm so sorry for some of my initial thoughts.
	Oh, he's just trying to get laid.
	Let's hear it, Harry!
	He is a woman.
	Did we want Stinger or no?
	Not CNN. Is it just a tweet or is it a clip?
	Is it a tweet or a clip?
	It's a tweet.
	Okay, alright.
	Time for one of our leftist meltdowns.
	There it is.
	All right.
	All right.
	You are going for the chapel. .
	The election between Donald Trump and Kamala Harris has not been called yet.
	Take the CNN audio down, please.
	But it is pointing in one direction.
	That's him.
	Is that his background?
	His background.
	But I just wanted to say that America failed women tonight.
	Who are no better than you, bitch.
	Trump has insulted women.
	Why does he bruise?
	They still won't beg you, dude.
	You wouldn't know a woman if it bit your clit.
	And he took women's reproductive rights back.
	And instead of standing up to that, people voted for him.
	No, people are still allowed to reproduce.
	We failed our daughters, our mothers, our sisters, our wives.
	You don't have a daughter.
	Guys on the rig.
	It is unfortunately the reality of the situation.
	So I'm sorry.
	Everybody out there will be impacted by what may come.
	What a good economy, you dick.
	Well, you guys sing us out.
	You are going for the chapel. .
	Do we fail women?
	I think we can say it, baby.
	Do we fail women?
	Watch me fail them extra.
	Which, by the way, I probably shouldn't be doing with a fever, but I don't care.
	You still have a fever?
	Yeah, a little bit.
	Oh, jeez.
	Oh, that's so...
	It's just so...
	It's savory.
	I can really taste the failure to women.
	Wait a second.
	Oh, no, wait.
	I think I'm getting a hint of...
	Monica Lewinsky.
	Shh!
	Oh no!
	That has a little bit of an essence of heartbeat, Bill.
	Hold on.
	How is that?
	Wait a second.
	How many weeks is that?
	Third trimester in Texas.
	No, that's still not happening.
	Wait, let me make sure.
	Jesus Christ.
	It's like a Duralog.
	I have those, by the way.
	I'm moving to a house with old wood.
	I used to smoke those.
	It gets you real high.
	Duralog?
	Duralog?
	Oh yeah, dude.
	Hold on, one last one.
	It's a failure to women.
	I'm letting Gerald pour his champagne.
	I'm ready.
	You're huffing Duralogs?
	I don't think anyone's huffing Duralogs.
	No, I'm just kidding.
	Let's see if it's the election miracle.
	You know, I tend to run cold, like about 97.5.
	Me too.
	Yeah, me too.
	I'm always like 97.4.
	All right, 99.3.
	So it's a very, very, for me, a very, very low-grade fever.
	Yeah, that's almost not a fever.
	It's like it's getting better.
	It's like it's getting better.
	You know what?
	That's what a win will do, a victory will do.
	Yes, it will.
	A victory will do.
	So look, for the very first toast, I want to toast to, hey, Mug Club, which is now Rumble Premium, tonight only happened because you put the nail in the coffin of Legacy Media.
	There's the first toast.
	Cheers!
	Wonderful.
	Do we have to celebrate?
	Do the yay and then the celebrate.
	Put it.
	I'll do the titty shake.
	I'm not going to lie.
	With the fever, this is going to be more symbolic.
	I'm going to let that sit there.
	And Tool Man, you're going to have to hit the cigar fan.
	Someone's going to have to turn on a little bit.
	Turn that baby on.
	Oh boy.
	With no dinner, that makes me feel green.
	And so, along with that toast, I'm going to propose here a second toast, by the way.
	You didn't just put the nail in the coffin with all the data that we had in calling these dates, which we'll get to.
	But...
	This was the biggest stream on earth as far as live concurrent viewership tonight, consistently across the board, and you maintained it for most of the night.
	So putting the nail in that coffin, but you showed CNN and Fox News and ABC and CBS that guess what?
	There are more of you than them.
	A toast.
	Bobby and George, get in here really quickly.
	You don't have to come on camera yet, but get in the studio because guess what, guys?
	Reuters just called Pennsylvania for Donald Trump.
	Well, there's another toast.
	There's another toast, guys.
	That's right, baby.
	We were the first ones to call...
	Well, let's go to this first.
	We were the first ones to call Georgia before anyone on mainstream media, and we were confident in doing so because of the work we have here.
	And that work, by the way, only takes place because a mug club costs millions of dollars to do.
	That's another A Toast.
	I feel like I'm at a white wedding.
	I almost forgot it.
	Can I interrupt the toast?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Alright, number 10, Tim.
	What's number 10?
	Number 10.
	Toast interrupted.
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	Only for the rest of the stream.
	Go to CrowderShop.com right now.
	Grab your shirt.
	Wear it everywhere you possibly can.
	Do not let them forget this moment.
	Let it sink in.
	For the blind, it's W-O-N. Yes.
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	W-O-N. For the visually impaired.
	For the Asians out there.
	CrowderShop.com, do it, baby!
	You should come out with another one.
	Trump won three times.
	Yes.
	Yes, that's a good one.
	Thrice.
	Three and O. And that brings us, by the way, to the next toast.
	Hey, this place tonight was the first place to call the race live on air.
	The first place to have the balls.
	I don't think they've done it.
	I don't even know if they've done it on these other ones, but you, Mug Club, made it happen, and we were right.
	A toast!
	Unbelievable.
	Yeah.
	They still have it.
	Yum, Mello!
	Hey!
	Hey, John Pear-shaped King, bring up CNN. Wisconsin ain't looking any better, baby!
	It's not looking very good!
	You know, John King's ass is worth 12 electoral votes.
	Yes, exactly.
	When he's in a strip club and someone says, back that ass up, he just starts walking backwards because he assumes.
	And you hear, beep, beep, beep.
	What do you think is going to be the most shocking demographic that went the opposite way of what the mainstream media was?
	Was it the Jewish vote, the Latino vote, the woman vote?
	The black Amish.
	The black Amish.
	That's a good place to be because it's the only group of people who can still pull off the Abe Lincoln.
	Like on LeBron, it looks normal.
	White guy, you're Amish.
	I really think it is the black vote that is the most surprising and they can't say anything about it.
	No, they can't.
	They've got a few black people that they hire specifically to say the things that they want to say, which, I mean, come on, you're racist.
	But, like, they won't say shit, because they're afraid.
	Like, you can't ever...
	No matter what they do, you can't...
	We can't blame it.
	We can't...
	God, we want to blame them so bad.
	We can't blame them.
	I think it was a higher margin than they thought, but I think you'll be surprised when we go through this to actually see that, in many instances, a majority of the Hispanic vote, if not just significant gains at that point.
	James Woods was...
	By the way, did you know...
	Gay William said, oh no, James Woods doesn't drink.
	When I was out there, I said, what?
	He clearly was drinking.
	He goes, no, he's just like that.
	He doesn't drink.
	I said, he said he was drinking.
	He said, no, he doesn't drink.
	I'm like, he was clearly drinking, Gay William.
	Yes, he said he was drinking there.
	He said his bar wasn't big enough for the show that we had tonight.
	Yes, that's exactly what he said.
	I don't know why I remembered that factoid and not some of these other ones here.
	Really quickly, Trump will give a speech at some point.
	We are going to stay until he gives that speech.
	Hell yeah.
	Absolutely.
	Because we need to see it.
	So just to make sure everybody knows that, tell everybody that you know right now.
	Also, we've got some notes on Nevada.
	Yes.
	If we wanted to add to the victory toast here, that's a good one to do, but continue.
	Well, I mean, I think I'm trying to think if there were any other toasts.
	No, there's one more.
	And I will give this toast for you because this is, look, you've done something that nobody's ever done.
	You've done the streams bigger than anybody.
	And I'm not saying, look, I know it's a team effort.
	Yeah, we all did this.
	You coming here, being the maestro, doing it when you're six, 574.4 thousand.
	Whoa!
	Not including X, MaxLive, the largest stream on the planet for election night.
	Congratulations to you.
	Congratulations to all of this team that put in the work.
	Fantastic job.
	Cheers, my friend.
	Thank you very much.
	Cheers, guys.
	And you know what?
	Can I add something to that?
	Hold on.
	Keep it playing.
	Keep it playing.
	And I mean it, this is something for as much crap as I give you and for as much crap as I give Nick.
	Being able to do this, because we've done this quite a few times before.
	2016, it was in my den, and you weren't even supposed to be a huge part of it, but I was like, ah, this is going nuts, because obviously no one expected 2016.
	At that point, we were still figuring out streaming.
	I was there to help you move the studio overnight back to...
	We drove overnight with back then Hopper.
	God rest his soul.
	Who, Dennis?
	No, my pre-Joe Lewis dog.
	Farting in the car all the way.
	We drove all the way through and got White Castle.
	Huge mistake.
	But we drove the next morning to Texas for our new life.
	But that night, right, we didn't really know what we were doing because we were just figuring out streaming.
	It was just a couple of webcams.
	Then 2020, you know, we were here, we did it, and it was just kind of a rotating, you know, whoever we could get in here, and of course we had Brodigan, my longest-ending employee, who's out there right now.
	I believe they have a clip of a Steve Austin celebration out there in the parking lot.
	Don't worry, he doesn't have Down syndrome.
	No, he's fine.
	No, it does look like he peed his pants.
	Yes, it does look like he peed his pants.
	Shh.
	But being able to do it tonight, look, you guys know, I remember the first time I spoke with you where I was.
	I was in a very small hotel.
	You could almost call it a bed and breakfast in the county that I have no doubt in northern Michigan around Traverse City, Lelanau County.
	I called you because of the, was it Engadget or Gizmodo?
	Gizmodo.
	I keep forgetting.
	I get them confused.
	Yeah.
	Where I called my half-Asian lawyer, Bill Richmond, for the first time.
	I had a friend, went to Harvard Law, graduated cum laude, and he said, I don't really do this kind of law, but this article coming out saying you've been targeted by Facebook.
	I called him.
	I could tell on the phone.
	He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, all right, you've been censored.
	He hung up, called me back maybe five to ten minutes later and said, yeah, this is really bad.
	And also went to bat with Facebook, where there's some financial...
	I don't want to overstep my bounds, but we won it as far as them acknowledging that some wrong had been committed.
	But he has been here now for, gosh, for a very long period of time.
	And also to be here with, if you were to ask me at any point in time...
	Best top five comics, Living or Dead.
	Yep.
	Nick DiPaolo would always be there.
	I've always said Norm MacDonald would be there.
	Nick DiPaolo would be there.
	I remember when I learned who Nick DiPaolo was, I had seen him, and I loved him.
	I had seen him at the Just for Laughs live, but I saw so many comedians, I didn't remember his name until Joe Rogan said, you know, Carlos Mencia, that controversy back then, he said, you don't write anything.
	He said, you don't inspire anybody.
	When I see Dave Chappelle, when I see Nick DiPaolo on stage, I say, that motherfucker was brilliant.
	I have to go home and write.
	And I went, "No, you know, do you spell Nick DePaulo?" And I said, "Oh, that's the guy who had the bit!" And I said, "Okay, top five, Nick DePaulo." So being able to celebrate this with someone like, I don't know if you know this, people don't tend to have lawyers for that long of a period of time.
	Gerald has been here since the very beginning where really he came on because you have a good voice for radio and you're smart.
	I have a face for radios.
	No, you don't.
	You have a face that works everywhere, but I said you have a good voice, a good temperament, but being able to do it also with my comedy idol.
	And you know what?
	Gerald and I, we said this because, of course, you know when you're starting as a company, and Bill, you've been here when you're a company with three people.
	It's not the same as when you're a company with ten people.
	And we knew where we wanted to go, but you and I were talking about this.
	These last two, three months, we said this is the team.
	Yeah.
	This is the team.
	This is the team that we want here.
	We wouldn't want to try this with any other team.
	We have the right rotation right now.
	We have people who not only know what they're doing, but we trust them, and we trust them to call us on our crap, too, because we never want yes men.
	We want corner men, but we want people who keep us sharp.
	And so this, honestly, this is not just me saying, I know that you were giving me a toast for me, and I appreciate it, but to the team who made this happen, we wouldn't be able to do this with anyone else.
	Thank you guys very much.
	A toast to the team here who made this happen.
	Everybody.
	Cheers.
	Can I get more champagne, too?
	Yeah.
	Absolutely.
	I think he's already been through two bottles.
	I didn't even know we were doing cigars.
	Did you know about the cigars?
	Someone would have told me in 20...
	Well, in 2026, I maybe would have believed it because I'd had Nick on by Skype back then.
	Remember you Skype?
	And I knew that I'd piss him off a few times where I'd throw some curveballs at him.
	But I knew he respected the show.
	It was still kind of new, but if someone were to tell me, hey, in 2015, you're going to be hosting a show that is...
	First off, you're going to be hosting One Night in 2024...
	The biggest election stream on earth with something that no one has ever done with one of your comedy idols is going to be there and I assume, you know, glad to be here most of the time.
	Are you kidding me?
	I am honored.
	Seriously.
	I'm not just saying...
	And I knew...
	Here's where I became a real crowd of fans.
	When you threw my face up next to Muhammad.
	I know.
	I remember where I was.
	But I said, this fucking guy is not playing.
	Seriously, that's when I took a real interest.
	It was the episode where Bob Ross paid a Mohammed.
	I remember where I was driving, at the fork in the road.
	I don't remember the road, but Madcap in Grand Rapids.
	That's where I was at that moment in time.
	And I got a call from Nick DiPaolo.
	And it was one of those days where I was taking just a half day to myself.
	And it says, Nick DiPaolo's calling.
	I'm like, I'm going to call him right back.
	Then Nick DiPaolo's calling.
	And I was like, oh, Nick DiPaolo's calling.
	And I pick up, he goes, you got me next to Mohammed?
	Are you out of your fucking mind?
	And I was like, oh, that means he saw the thumbnail.
	That means he was going to check the show.
	Yeah, I'm out here still touring, you know.
	Can I mess with your Muslim base there?
	Cancel my Doha dates.
	Yeah, thanks.
	I'll be at the Comedy Castle in Detroit next week.
	So, no, it really is.
	I'm really, really grateful.
	And by the way, none of this happened without you.
	We don't get Nick DiPaolo's show here.
	And by the way, I'm not saying that Nick DiPaolo in any way needs a leg up for me, but it is an interesting period where you're like, hey, We have something that we can use to support somebody who, by the way, has been an unsung hero in comedy.
	If you guys watched Skankfest, and you saw all of them going, they were calling him legend, like, hey, and every single one of them wants to tour with you, of course, because they want to get some of that heat, but everyone knows who Nick is in this industry.
	You can go back to 2009, no, 2006 or 2007, when Joe Rogan was streaming.
	From his webcam in his den.
	And he was talking about Dave Chappelle, Nick DiPaolo.
	He named two brilliant comics who inspired him to write Dave Chappelle, Nick DiPaolo.
	And that's how long this guy has not only been around, but has been on the top of that Rushmore as far as comedians.
	So that's a real honor.
	And everyone out there, honestly, who made this happen, it means a lot to me.
	We've been here with you for Kyle Rittenhouse.
	We've been with you for the Summer of Love.
	We've been with you for the other elections.
	All of it.
	We were with you, by the way.
	COVID.
	COVID.
	When we were suspended on YouTube and we saw too many other conservatives saying, ah, you know what, no, the election was free and fair.
	And we said, nope, nope, we're not going to go along with it.
	And let me tell you something else.
	I couldn't be happier.
	I said earlier, with Rumble Premium, Mug Club was proof.
	Rumble Premium is what we were always looking to do.
	Look, we knew we were biting off more than we could chew.
	We have an Alex Jones on Friday, having Nick DiPaolo, bringing in shows.
	And it did dawn on us, at a certain point, we're like, look, we don't have the ability to manage a whole network, but we do have the ability to bring in people to a network and to make sure that we help facilitate these people with their audiences in Rumble.
	Chris Pavlovsky at Rumble said, you know what?
	Yep, we get it.
	Remember when we sat down with Rumble?
	At that point, you know because you were looking at all those contracts.
	That's one thing that people don't know.
	When we talked about the contracts out there, there are about four or five on the table, and the only one that made any sense where they said, we don't want to own you at all, was Rumble.
	They didn't have Rumble Premium yet.
	But to be able to play out, and I'm not saying it's going to happen anytime soon, but to be able to have the faith in the franchise, to use the analogy, I know I'm probably mixing it up because I'm not a sports guy, with the people who you wanted to play for, the people who you're happy to be on the team with, and that's Chris Pavlovsky, by the way, the CEO, who's also an unsung hero, a lot of you may not know, the CEO of Rumble, where Rumble Premium is going to grow into something huge.
	Huge.
	Something that is unprecedented.
	To be able to do that because of you guys, where you, Mug Club, the hundreds of thousands of you who joined Mug Club, without you, there would be no competitor, which is what it is going to be.
	Mark my words just like tonight with our calls.
	Competitor to YouTube.
	To Rumble Premium, to Spotify Premium, all that shit, only they don't hate everything you stand for.
	That's what Rumble Premium is going to be.
	Watch.
	Wait for it.
	The next two, three months, you are going to see a cascade of creators coming over, getting fair deals, signing with a company they're happy to be with, and not being castrated.
	So I also want a toast and a thanks to Rumble and Rumble Premium, which launched tonight.
	Thank you, guys.
	Genuinely.
	Absolutely.
	Yay!
	Cheers!
	Before we move on, hold on one quick, Bill, there's nothing we're going to get sued for tonight, right?
	Nah!
	Nah, I don't trust that!
	He's thinking about his next set.
	Cheers to the three or four lawyers we had.
	I mean, we don't need any music.
	And to say that, when you talk about the investment in the team and what's going on here, the weeks of energy spent thinking about what are going to be the different ways that could be the fuckery in this election, what are the different ways that the team has been out here investigating that, trying to be able to create a system to allow people to communicate what's going on.
	Multiple lawyers...
	In what we're calling the lawyer coven in the back, who are literally going through all of the different investigative leads that are coming in through the team.
	And that collaboration, I mean, it's a well-oiled machine in order to be able to provide the best, most accurate and fastest information as the circumstances are changing.
	It really is something that I think used to happen in media back before it became what it is today.
	Yeah.
	It's a throwback to a time when you could really trust that people were dedicated to the truth.
	It's amazing.
	And you know what else, too?
	This is something really...
	And I do want to go to your thing real quick.
	But, Bill, have you and I had knock-down, drag-out brawls as far as arguments?
	Always.
	Gerald, have you and I had knock-down, drag-out brawl arguments?
	Yes.
	I called you Justin.
	Nick, everyone already knows that you and I have...
	Josh, not so much because you're...
	I kiss all the ass, baby.
	No.
	It's just because you're so nice.
	You're so lovable.
	But we had disagreements on stuff.
	Sure, sure.
	But my point is...
	Abortion's the biggest one.
	It's happening right now.
	Yes.
	Well, we have had those.
	Just kidding.
	But you know what?
	Being able to have...
	Single-ish controller.
	And everyone...
	I mean, probably not as much with Noodles and Billy the Kid.
	But we've had those arguments.
	And being able to have those arguments and knowing that we're having those arguments because it makes what we do better.
	And some of those, you were right about.
	And I think some of those, when you look back, I was like, no, no, no, Bill.
	Oh, there's definitely some of the ones you were right.
	Absolutely.
	Few and far between with half Asian build.
	Don't get me wrong.
	But being able to have a team of people who you can fight with and understand that you're fighting with them because you're both fighting together for something more important than yourselves and that you know as soon as that fight's over, you're going to come back and go, okay, all right.
	How do we put a plan together to make what we all want to happen, happen?
	I really mean that.
	Look, if you have friends in your life and if you have a spouse in your life, if the most important people in your life are not people you can fight with and even fight with on things that you both kind of agree on, But maybe disagree on the way to get there?
	Well, get yourself some of those because I'm surrounded with those people in this room and I'm really, really grateful that we're able to do that and to know that we're all fighting for the same cause, the same reason.
	And I know that every single one of you in Mug Club are one of those.
	There's a toast to that.
	Cheers.
	Can I make a toast?
	Yeah!
	Well, hold on.
	We gotta...
	Oh, sorry.
	We gotta celebrate.
	There's nothing in left in this.
	I'm also just...
	I'm also trying to buy time because Pops Cracker's gonna come in with some I Told You So.
	I'd like to make a toast.
	I've been...
	It's November, so I've been here full-time for a year now.
	Yes!
	And this has been awesome.
	We won tonight.
	I feel like a winner.
	You know, there's so many things I'm not a part of, but I like to be included.
	So that's nice.
	And there's nothing in here.
	I drank six beers today.
	All right.
	We'll fill you up with another one.
	That's slow.
	He's so lovable.
	Chris is on CNN. So lovable.
	All right.
	One final toast.
	I'm going to go to CNN. That's Chris.
	Right there.
	Oh, that's Chris right now.
	Oh, Chris right now is on CNN. Chris Bablowski, CEO of Rubble.
	There we go.
	Look.
	He looks like a ghost.
	He looks like a ghost right there.
	He's in the corner just kind of kneeling over.
	Yeah, right there kneeling down.
	His head is down.
	There he is.
	Oh, he looks like he's stressed.
	You know he's had some DOS attacks tonight.
	He was super stressed.
	Our streams were massive, massive stuff.
	Also, one more before you say it.
	One toast to everyone.
	James Woods, who doesn't drink.
	To Alex Jones.
	Dan Bongino.
	Oh, we didn't have Jeremy from the Quartering on yet.
	Tim Pool.
	I'm trying to think.
	Of course, True the Vote.
	Who else am I missing here right now?
	Russell Brand, of course.
	If I'm missing anybody, please let me know.
	Donald Trump Jr.
	Who's going to be on Rumble Premier.
	A toast to everyone who has made tonight happen.
	How about your undercover team?
	Oh, well, yeah, of course.
	Well, that was part of the team we were talking about.
	But yes, to everybody who has appeared tonight, I was going to save a toast specifically for them individually, but all right.
	Fine, fine, I guess.
	Let's just throw them in.
	They don't deserve any special.
	To the guests and undercover team, a toast!
	And because there's so many toasts, we will definitely need some refills, guys.
	Gerald, you had something you wanted to say.
	A lot of things.
	So, first off, I don't know that...
	Most people don't know this.
	You and I, when we set out with Rumble, we basically leveraged and mortgaged Mug Club and this company on getting to where we are today.
	It wasn't an easy route.
	We didn't just take the easy way.
	We spent a lot of money on people and everything else to make it to this point to be able to do what we did tonight.
	There was a period there of six months.
	It's kind of like landing the plane a little bit.
	We're like, alright, we've got to land the plane on this thing.
	We really need this to work.
	We're kind of betting everything on this.
	Trump, I think, is coming out here in just a second.
	Do we have him?
	I don't see him on this TV, so pull up something else that has Donald Trump on there.
	Looks like there's commercials on.
	There's commercials right now.
	That's CNN. So should we not play the closing song and wait for Donald Trump to speak?
	We'll wait for Donald Trump to speak before we do that.
	We have a couple of other things to say.
	But I just want to make sure everybody understands that you and I had this plan.
	Like, hey, we're going to do this and we're going to get to where we need to be.
	So there's some better cheersing material for you.
	It looks like Trump is on screen right now.
	Trump is walking out.
	Oh, sorry.
	Hold on, hold on.
	Let me just...
	And for Josh and for...
	President-elect.
	Current president-elect.
	Hey, there's that guy.
	He was on the show earlier tonight.
	And by the way, we do have actually a song for you guys that we had for the last election that we didn't get to use.
	The final saga of the Rent song, Seasons of Love, for when Donald Trump won.
	And we're going to actually have that here at the end of the show.
	But right now, we want to go live to the president-elect Donald J. Trump.
	Not Donald J. Harris.
	Let's hear what this man has to say.
	Hey, that's a guy who was shot at.
	And they tried to kill.
	They tried to lock him up.
	They tried to kill him.
	They tried to render him ineligible.
	And guess what?
	It's the greatest comeback in all of American political history.
	Let's go to him right now.
	Yeah, baby.
	Of course.
	Guy's a winner.
	Guy's just a winner, man.
	There's Barrett.
	I really think this is his third win.
	Dude, Barrett is so fucking tall.
	He's so tall.
	My God.
	Yes, he is.
	6'7".
	They had a special camera just for him to be in the shot.
	Look, he's out of the shot.
	Monster.
	And make sure you guys put on the speaker, if you haven't, Billy the Kid, for people who are here waiting in the wings.
	And anyone who needs a refill, just let them know because they're going to be bringing it up.
	Hey, can we check in with the...
	I don't hear any partying back there.
	Can we check in with the people at work camp?
	We don't need a singer.
	Just check in.
	Check in.
	There we go.
	Guys, I don't hear you partying.
	I see you on your phones.
	Let's hear you out there partying.
	Come on, guys.
	It's Lee Greenwood.
	Eric, the guy in the other vest.
	Oh, it's Bailey.
	Guys, turn to the camera and give us a fist pump if you can see this.
	There's Sam from HR. Even you, you son of a bitch.
	Are you guys even watching the stream?
	Are you guys even watching?
	There he is!
	Let's see some partying out there.
	This is the celebration of the internet.
	Hey, my longest standing employee, Brodigan, back in the day when I paid him all I could afford, and it was less than he was worth, but he stuck around.
	There's Nancy.
	Six Emmys.
	The bitch got six Emmys.
	The bitch got six Emmys.
	And I say that out of love.
	All right.
	Let's go to Donald Trump, everybody.
	...movement like nobody's ever seen before.
	And...
	You can bring it up on the speakers, guys, because we're all in this room.
	We have a bunch of people you can't see in this room.
	Bring it up on the speakers.
	There's ever been anything like this in this country and maybe beyond.
	And now it's going to reach a new level of importance because we're going to...
	Watch, he's going to say there's going to be a president for all Americans.
	Watch.
	He's going to take this opportunity to unify.
	They won't accept it, but he's going to do it.
	He just said, heal.
	And it needs help very badly.
	We're going to fix our borders.
	We're going to fix everything about our country.
	We've made history for a reason tonight, and the reason is going to be just that.
	We overcame obstacles that nobody thought possible, and it is now clear that we've achieved the most incredible political thing.
	Look what happened.
	Is this crazy?
	This is great.
	Yeah, buddy.
	Vice President.
	J.D. Vance is like, people are going to try and kill me now.
	I need to go to bed and wake up and fix it.
	Nothing like this.
	I want to thank the American people for the extraordinary honor of being elected your 47th president and your 45th president.
	Yeah.
	Toss it in there.
	Love him.
	And to every citizen, I will fight for you, for your family, and your future.
	Every single day, I will be fighting for you, and with every breath in my body, I will not rest until we have delivered the strong, safe, and prosperous America that our children deserve and that you deserve.
	This will truly be the golden age of America.
	That's what we have to have.
	This is a magnificent victory for the American people that will allow us to make America great again.
	There you go.
	And in addition to having won the battleground states of North Carolina, I love these places.
	Georgia, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin.
	We are now winning in Michigan, Arizona, Nevada, and Alaska, which would result in us carrying at least 315 electoral votes.
	Wow!
	4,000 electoral votes.
	70 million.
	But it's much easier doing what the networks did, or whoever called it.
	We did.
	We called it.
	Because there was no other path.
	There was no other path to victory.
	We also have won the popular vote.
	That was great.
	Huge.
	Yeah.
	I mean, as far as we know.
	He's six million up or something like that.
	Is he?
	Yeah.
	In the popular vote.
	Yes.
	Thank you.
	West Coast.
	Uh-oh.
	Yeah, it's a lot.
	99.9.
	But, you know, it was short-lived, but it felt good.
	It's good, yeah.
	Live it up, kid.
	Winning the popular vote was very nice, very nice, I will tell you.
	What's the yonder over on him staying alive?
	We have a great feeling of love in this very large room.
	Now that's if they certify it.
	Unbelievable people standing by my side.
	These people have been incredible.
	They've made the journey with me, and...
	We're going to make you very happy.
	We're going to make you very proud of your vote.
	I hope that you're going to be looking back someday and say that was one of the truly important moments of my life when I voted for this group of people beyond the president, this group of great people.
	America has given us an unprecedented And powerful mandate.
	There's not.
	We have taken back control of the Senate.
	Wow, that's great.
	The Senate races in Montana, Nevada, Texas, Ohio, Michigan, Wisconsin, the great Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, were all won by the MAGA movement.
	They helped so much.
	The MAGA movement.
	How pissed is Pelosi right now?
	You think her husband's wishing he had a guy with tighty-whities and a hammer?
	Yes.
	Someone to cuddle at night.
	It was his second worst night in the last few years.
	It's okay.
	He's going to be just fine with his investments.
	We did tele-rallies with each one of them, and sometimes we did two or three, and it was amazing to look at all of those victories.
	Nobody expected that.
	Nobody.
	So I just wanted to thank you very much for that.
	And you have some great senators and some great new senators.
	And it also looks like we'll be keeping control of the House of Representatives.
	There you go.
	We'll have our data people come in and they'll give us an update on the Senate and the House as well.
	Because look, we're here to celebrate with you tonight all of the victories.
	I think he's doing a terrific job.
	Terrific job.
	I want to also thank my beautiful wife Melania, First Lady.
	Again.
	And by the way, that's not just lip service when he says beautiful.
	She fine!
	So by the way, go to CrowderShop.com.
	You don't need to confirm.
	Fact check fine.
	47% off the entire site, CrowderShop.com, not just the shirt, and I spilled all of my wine on my iPad.
	Somebody shut him off.
	My amazing children, and they are amazing children.
	We're about due for some new iPads.
	And we all think our children are amazing.
	Everybody here thinks their children are amazing.
	Not Joe Biden.
	But Don, Eric, Ivanka, Tiffany, Barron.
	Barron!
	That big pass said Barron with extra height.
	Barron, not like Kamala's womb, it's his name.
	We had to raise the flags because of it.
	My father-in-law, Victor.
	Kamala's womb is where they filmed Dune.
	Melania's mother, Amalia.
	We miss Amalia, don't we, huh?
	She would be very happy.
	She'd be so proud.
	She was a great woman, that one.
	Beautiful inside and out.
	Every inch of her.
	I want to be the first to congratulate...
	Our great, now I can say, vice president-elect of the United States.
	Yeah!
	There you go.
	Yeah, probably eight years in advance.
	So much excitement.
	Love that guy.
	Good luck to whoever has to debate that son of a bitch.
	I know!
	What a pick that was.
	You think Tim Walls right now is going, maybe I shouldn't have ordered for him.
	Yeah, that's the big one.
	And he's a feisty guy, isn't he?
	You know, I've said, go into the enemy camp.
	And you know the enemy camp is certain networks.
	A lot of people are like, sir, do I have to do that?
	He just goes, okay.
	Which one?
	CNN, MSDNC? He'll say, thank you very much.
	He's like the only guy I've ever seen.
	He really looks forward to it.
	And then he just goes and absolutely obliterates them.
	And he does it with class.
	Love this.
	I love this.
	Come here.
	Come here.
	Go clean up your booze.
	I'm cleaning up my booze.
	Love it.
	People are going to try and kill me now.
	I know.
	That's exactly what I was...
	Jerry!
	Jerry!
	I appreciate you allowing me to join you on this incredible journey.
	I thank you for the trust that you placed in me.
	And I think that we just witnessed the greatest political comeback in the history of the United States of America.
	Who said hell yeah?
	That's right.
	We are proud of it.
	Who said that?
	They were watching.
	And under President Trump's leadership, we're never going to stop fighting for you, for your dreams, for the future of your children, and after the greatest political comeback in American history, we're going to leave the greatest economic comeback in American history under Donald Trump's leadership.
	He always knows what to say, man.
	Boom.
	You can hear how excited that guy is.
	Yeah.
	He knows you can get stuff done.
	You gotta get some cool, dude.
	Yeah, he's cool.
	He's turned out to be a good choice.
	Yes, indeed.
	I took a little heat at the beginning, but he was...
	I knew the brain was a good one, about as good as it gets.
	And we love the family, and we're going to have a great four years, and we're going to turn our country around, make it something very special.
	And then hand it to him.
	It lost that little...
	It lost that little...
	That little thing called special, we have to make it so, we're going to make this so great.
	It's the greatest country and potentially the greatest country in the world by far and right now we're going to just work very hard to get all of that back.
	We're going to make it the best it's ever been.
	We can do that.
	We just, if we had to wait longer, I don't know, it was going bad and it was going bad fast.
	We're going to have to seal up those borders and we're going to have to let people come into our country.
	We want people to come back in, but we have to let them come back in, but they have to come in legally.
	They have to come in legally.
	Let me also express my tremendous Appreciation for Susie and Chris, the job you did.
	I just heard that Putin is withdrawing from Ukraine.
	Yes, exactly.
	Listen, I hope that not everybody thinks I'm giant pussy, but we all know how this one goes from here on now.
	My table will be slightly smaller.
	For you, for you, as small as you need.
	Yes, like a two-top.
	Who the hell is this guy?
	That is the bad guy from Iron Man.
	He's the guy after whom the disguised glasses were modeled.
	He's going to be a hell of a great 47th president.
	And this team that we had...
	No, that's the wrong guy.
	Groucho Marx.
	Of course, even my boss, Susie Wiles, the best.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	And thank you, Susie.
	Look at this.
	She's shot.
	I've never seen her be shot before.
	Susie.
	Thank you to the Bridget Nielsen shoulder pads over my right.
	Yes.
	They're as sharp as J.D. Vance.
	Like she said, they're not soldiers, they're sportsmen.
	Something like that, right?
	A star is born, Elon.
	There we go.
	How about that?
	How about that?
	That guy's gonna come in like a wrecking ball.
	Oh my god.
	He doesn't have to wear granny panties.
	Fucking chainsaw.
	Philadelphia and different parts of Pennsylvania campaigning.
	You know, he sent the rocket up two weeks ago, and I saw that rocket, and I saw it coming down.
	I saw it.
	When it left, it was beautiful, shiny white.
	When it came down, it didn't look so pretty.
	It was going 10,000 miles an hour, and it was burning like hell.
	I said, what happened to your paint job?
	He said, we've never made a paint that could withstand that kind of heat.
	And I said, come down and turn around.
	And it was, you know, it's like 22 stories tall, by the way.
	It looks a little smaller than that, but it's big.
	And it came down and down, and you saw that fire burning.
	And I'm saying, only Elon can do this.
	It must be an Elon.
	And I tell the story.
	I told it last night.
	I had a man on the phone.
	It's a plane!
	It's Elon!
	He parallel parked it.
	Parallel.
	Between him and Wayne Newton.
	You know, I was president, and now it looks like I was going to be maybe president again, so I figured I could ask him to hold.
	It's your third win, sir.
	He looks younger now than when he left office.
	I know, isn't he?
	He does.
	He looks better.
	He's not orange.
	He's actually tan, though.
	I went carnivore!
	If you go to the right Sephora consultant, you can get anything done.
	I need to do that.
	That looks like a tan, not orange.
	What a difference, right?
	I put the phone down.
	Bad part.
	I didn't pick it up for 45 minutes and he was holding.
	But this spaceship came down, and I saw those engines firing, and it looked like it was over, it was gonna smash, and then I saw the fire pour out from the left side, and I put it straight, and it came down so gently, and then it wrapped those arms around it.
	Then I realized that I was talking to the furnace when my parents were gone.
	Garbage monoxide poisoning's a bitch.
	You think Kamala's watching this?
	I think Kamala is already in a drunken stupor.
	Since yesterday.
	Can the United States do it other than you?
	No.
	Nobody can do that.
	I said, that's why I love you, Elon.
	That's great.
	He goes, can Russia do it?
	Can China do it?
	Tragic hurricane, Helene, and it hit, in particular, it hit North Carolina.
	They were really devastated the water.
	This was a big water, as big as we've ever seen, water hurricane.
	It built lakes out of So, he's honest.
	That's right.
	By the way, our merch shop is seeing unprecedented traffic, so people go there right now.
	CrowderShop.com, 47% off the entire site.
	Rumble premium tonight.
	Last time you get your mug in the shop.
	That's what keeps us here for the next election.
	We're going to have our data analysts on after this to give you some inside baseball.
	Did we ever get the gold coin?
	Can you get it?
	He had that there so fast.
	And it was great.
	It saved a lot of lives.
	He saved a lot of lives.
	But he's a character.
	He's a special guy.
	He's a super genius.
	We have to protect our geniuses.
	We don't have that many of them.
	We have to protect our super geniuses.
	I want to thank some of the guys.
	You know, we have...
	Not the baby geniuses.
	Turns out they're not as smart as we thought.
	And the sequel was disappointing.
	Just a little bit.
	Bryson DeChambeau is up here someplace.
	He's talking about golfers now.
	Bryce DeChambeau.
	Where is he?
	Bryson!
	Oh.
	Oh.
	He's hitting balls.
	Oh, he's on the way.
	He's hitting balls.
	I bet so.
	Bryson.
	Oh, look at him.
	He probably is hitting balls to me.
	I know.
	Hits him a mile, too.
	He had a great...
	He's got a great career going.
	Great U.S. Open, Bryson.
	That's a fantastic job.
	And we also have a Mandana White who has done some of that.
	Surrounded by winners.
	Yep.
	The team he's assembled is insane.
	That's right.
	It really is.
	So Dana started UFC.
	Richer than me.
	Do you mind if I use Nobody wanted to give them a rinse because they said it's a rough sport, a little rough.
	And I helped him out a little bit, and I went, and I said, this is the roughest sport I've ever seen, but I began to like it, and he loved it, and nobody's done a better job in sports.
	By the way, he's saying this when Donald Trump, I believe, was part owner in Affliction that competed with the UFC for a period of time.
	So they had pay-per-views that competed, and they're still friends.
	Isn't that something?
	I'd like to ask Danny just to say a couple of words, because people love to hear from him.
	Thank you.
	Nobody deserves this more than him, and nobody deserves this more than his family does.
	This is what happens when the machine comes after you.
	What you've seen over the last several years, this is what it looks like.
	We know what that's like, don't we, Gerald?
	He keeps going forward.
	He doesn't quit.
	He's the most resilient, hard-working man I've ever met in my life.
	His family are incredible people.
	This is karma, ladies and gentlemen.
	He deserves this.
	They deserve it as a family.
	Amen.
	That's the highlight there.
	By the way, pardoning myself, day one.
	Theo Vaughn, bustle with the boys, and last but not least, the mighty and powerful Joe Rogan.
	Smokes a lot of pot, but that's okay.
	Have a good night.
	It's okay now.
	It's okay.
	Great interviews.
	No live streams for election night, but that's okay.
	Who would have thought that a teetotaler would be the guy who wins over Joe Rogan's audience and the alternative media?
	The guy who's never touched a drink, never touched a drug.
	Talk about a rebuttal to identity politics.
	A guy like this should not be winning over people like you.
	That's inspiring.
	And I can't get on Rogan because I defended him.
	We're going to pay you back.
	We're going to do the best job.
	We're going to turn it around.
	It's got to be turned around.
	It's got to be turned around fast.
	And we're going to turn it around.
	We're going to do it in every way.
	So many ways, but we're going to do it in every way.
	This will forever be remembered as the day the American people regained control of their country.
	Yeah, you're here.
	It's absolutely true.
	So I just want to say that...
	On behalf of this great group of people, these are hard-working people, these are fantastic people, and we can add a few names like Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
	He came out.
	You're talking about me?
	He's going to land.
	Robert, a talk drop, please.
	Something.
	I need a secret.
	You've got half a million votes in California.
	By the way, guys, Trump won promo code merch shop.
	Make sure you go there right now.
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	Don't miss out.
	Don't be that guy.
	Leave the oil to me.
	Is that Lara on the left?
	Looking good.
	Stay away from the liquid golden.
	Other than that, go have a good time, Bobby.
	We're going to be paying that.
	Nobody else can do.
	That's fair.
	All of Houston is like, alright, sweet.
	We have the greatest people also.
	Maybe that's the most important thing.
	This campaign has been so historic in so many ways.
	We've Built the biggest, the broadest, the most unified coalition.
	They've never seen anything like it in all of American history.
	They've never seen it.
	Young and old, men and women, rural and urban.
	And we had them all helping us tonight, when you think.
	I mean, I was looking at it.
	I was watching it.
	They had some great analysis of the people that voted for us.
	Nobody's ever seen anything like that.
	Nobody.
	They came from all quarters.
	Union, non-union, African-American, Hispanic-American, Asian-American, Arab-American, Muslim-American.
	We had everybody, and it was beautiful.
	It was...
	A historic realignment.
	Uniting citizens of all backgrounds around a common core of common sense.
	You know, we're the party of common sense.
	We want to have borders.
	We want to have security.
	We want to have things to be good and safe.
	We want great education.
	We want a strong and powerful military.
	And ideally, we don't have to use it.
	You know, we had no wars.
	Four years, we had no wars.
	Except we defeated ISIS. Yeah, this guy sure sounds like a warmonger.
	But we had no wars.
	They said he will start a war.
	I'm not going to start a war.
	I'm going to stop wars.
	But this is also a massive victory for democracy and for freedom.
	Together we're going to unlock America's glorious destiny.
	We're going to achieve the most incredible future for our people.
	Yesterday as I stood at my last stop on the campaign trail, I'll never be doing a rally again.
	Can you believe it?
	I think we've done 900 rallies approximately.
	Can you imagine?
	Until my book!
	You know what's crazy?
	They're going to start in tomorrow back again.
	He's never going to leave office.
	He's going to stay in.
	Three times he's already said.
	Because a guy, by the way, who's a dictator, goes through the democratic process, which Kamala Harris did not, goes through, wins the votes, gets the people's mandate, We're going to make our country better than it ever has been.
	I said that many people have told me that God spared my life for a reason.
	There you go.
	And that reason was to save our country and to restore America to greatness.
	And now we are going to fulfill that mission together.
	We're going to fulfill that mission.
	The task before us will not be easy, but I will bring every ounce of energy, spirit, and fight that I have in my soul to the job that you've entrusted to me.
	This is a great job.
	There's no job like this.
	This is the most important job in the world.
	Just as I did in my first term, we had a great first term, a great, great first term.
	I will govern by a simple motto.
	Promises made, promises kept.
	We're going to keep our promises.
	Nothing will stop me from keeping my word to you, the people.
	We will...
	Make America safe, strong, prosperous, powerful, and free again.
	And I'm asking every citizen all across our land to join me in this noble and righteous endeavor.
	That's what it is.
	It's time to put the divisions of the past four years behind us.
	It's time to unite.
	And we're going to try.
	We're going to try.
	We have to try.
	And it's going to happen.
	Success will bring us together.
	I've seen that.
	I've seen that.
	I saw that in the first term.
	When we became more and more successful, people started coming together.
	Success is going to bring us together and we are going to start by all putting America first.
	We have to put our country first for at least a period of time.
	We have to fix it.
	Because together we can truly make America great again for all Americans.
	So I want to just Tell you what a great honor this is.
	I want to thank you.
	I will not let you down.
	America's future will be bigger, better, bolder, richer, safer, and stronger than it has ever been before.
	God bless you, and God bless America.
	Thank you very much.
	There we go.
	Hit the toast there, Billy the Kid.
	And you know what, guys?
	If I can take the floor here for literally...
	Two minutes.
	Ah, sure, your name's on the wall.
	Go ahead.
	You know what, Pops Crotter, come on out real quick.
	Pops Crotter, and I don't know if we can go to the long shot.
	Pops Crotter can just come on out.
	No, no, you can stay right there, Bill.
	Just so people can see Pops Crotter.
	And George the Greek, come on out here.
	You guys, come on, because we're going to bring you out in just a second.
	Go to the long shot here, Toolman, so people can see.
	This is just a small sample of everyone.
	There you go.
	Who we have, and Nick, Josh, Gerald, everyone here.
	I do want to give some more toast afterwards and just so you know, please do stick around because we're going to give you some inside baseball with our data experts and I'm going to eat some crow with my dad even though he was wrong.
	That's not how crow eating goes.
	Before we go to something that I've been wanting to run for four years, we might have run it on a scrapyard.
	The rent follow-up for the last election.
	By the way, Half Asian Bill, you're in this one.
	Yeah, I remember.
	Think about this for a second.
	Look, and just give me the floor for just two minutes.
	I've said this for a very long time, and you can go back to clips of me in 2008, 2009, where I said, look, don't look for some transcendent political figure to save you.
	You have to do the work every single day, and I still stand by that.
	But that doesn't mean that you cannot recognize a once-in-a-lifetime person who fundamentally changes the fabric that actually weaves your reality day-to-day.
	And I was just thinking about this while he was talking about that.
	Think about this for a second.
	You have right now, this is what's so unique, and these are just notes that I had to write down off the top of my head.
	You have Donald Trump, love him or hate him, a teetotaler, a guy who's never touched a drug, a guy who was raised, yep, you can say into wealth, was given millions of dollars from his father.
	Someone who people may look upon as a trust fund kid, someone in a lap of privilege, right?
	That's how people may look at him, but this is a guy Who has built a coalition, let's just go through specific people, and then let's go through some demographics here so you can understand why this is so different.
	A teetotaler who's brought together the Joe Rogan audience, right?
	The audience of people who you would never expect, yeah, they're gonna go out and vote for the guy who's never touched a cigarette, who's never touched a drop of alcohol, who's never touched a drug, in combination with, at the same time, the green car guy, Elon Musk.
	At the same time, Bobby Kennedy, Jr., a former hippie, by the way.
	At the same time, J.D. Vance, a Marine and a deeply conservative across-the-board representative, the guy who wrote Hillbilly Elegy, right?
	The guy who's from Appalachia.
	At the same time, by the way, has also brought together Hispanics and Evangelical Christians.
	Think about this for a second.
	For the last four years, let's say eight years, We've often wondered this, why evangelical Christians, people out there, when we go, you know what, we share so much more in common with black Americans because they're deeply Christian, they deeply value tradition, and they were very often at voting odds.
	I'm not saying that Donald Trump has won that demographic entirely, but certainly made some inroads where shattered in the era.
	of Black Lives Matter.
	That's why your cities were burned down.
	That's why the riots took place.
	Black Lives Matter, who have rejected the narrative from the left in numbers that they haven't in modern American history, who at the same time not only find themselves on the same side as evangelical Christians, which is how it should have been, and Catholic Americans, which is how it should have been, but on the same side as the deafeningly silent, but you know, in agreement, code pink.
	You have a guy, Donald Trump, Raised in the lap of luxury, teetotaler, who has the coalition, the mandate of the masses from the Joe Rogan audience, everyone from that to Vivek Ramaswamy, the green car guy, the hippies of the Robert Kennedy Juniors, the people who are mistrustful of the establishment, Hispanic voters in the United States for the first time, evangelical Christians, Catholic Christians, and the black people.
	Americans, who by the way we also include among Christians in most of these statistics, who have rejected Black Lives Matter, who have rejected Antifa, who have rejected the hope and change, who have rejected the mantra of Bernie Sanders, who have rejected the mantra of Hillary Clinton, whether it's In other words, free healthcare for all.
	Free tuition for all.
	Hey, racism, homophobia, sexism, transphobia, everything as an ism, identity politics, privilege, check your privilege, patriarchy, has all been rejected for enough people to form a coalition in this country for the first time where, look, I'm not saying that everyone's going to vote the same way.
	But we can all find ourselves in a room with people from groups and demographics who would never be able to have that conversation.
	Let me ask you this genuine question.
	Do you feel more comfortable today having a conversation With a Hispanic American who didn't know how you voted, maybe thought you would be racist.
	Remember in 2016, he's racist.
	He doesn't want immigrants here.
	Do you feel more comfortable today as a conservative Republican talking about it and less ashamed and afraid that a black person will assume you're racist as the era of George W. Bush?
	Do you feel more comfortable today talking with someone who maybe supports the Go Green movement and wants to drive?
	Back in the day, let me put a finer point on it.
	If you saw a black American hippie or a Hispanic American hippie driving an electric car, you would have kept your mouth shut because you thought it was a lost cause.
	But today, every single qualifier that I just mentioned could be an indicator that that person is in the same camp as you.
	And you know what I ask?
	It's people out there right now, people who are watching who you maybe hate watching this.
	And I get it.
	We do some horse crap every now and then.
	But you know what?
	Hey, this is a guy who not only is saying that he's a president for all Americans, and you don't just have to believe it because he's not tried to jail or deplatform people who disagree with him.
	He's not tried to pull with a She's All That or whatever podcast, what Jen Psaki and what Joe Biden, Kamala Harris did with Joe Rogan with this very show.
	Do you feel more comfortable today reaching across the aisle and having that conversation with people?
	I can tell you what, I've been here, and by here, I know we're on Rumble, I know we have the betting odds if we're moved on YouTube or not.
	Back in 2008 and 2009, there were no conservatives.
	There were no Christians on YouTube because, by God, it was like being radioactive.
	Tonight, you had James Woods on the show, right next to John Rich, right next to Nick DiPaolo.
	Right next to Gay William, who's a Latino gay American to the right of Attila the Hun.
	You want to talk, whether you like him or not, the coalitions that have been formed, and like I've said, hey, you need to hold these people accountable.
	You need to hold Donald Trump accountable, this administration accountable, because that's what we do.
	We're not the party of hero worship.
	But you do need to take a moment to acknowledge that there's been a fundamental restructuring of not only the American electorate, But the American fabric right now, where you can at the very least, and this is the great irony, because everyone thought, man, Donald Trump, I like him, but he's just too caustic.
	I like him, but he's just too divisive.
	You tell me, honestly, in your quiet moments, how much more comfortable are you, how much more bold and brave are you to tell someone who you wouldn't have before, whether it's someone like Code Pink, an anti-war activist, whether it's someone from the Green Movement, whether it's your neighbor who was a black American who, in the era of Obama, did you want to tell that person, you know what, I didn't vote for him because I don't agree with his policies, you more comfortable telling that exact same neighbor today, you know what, I did vote for Donald Trump because I think that's what's right for America.
	And you know what else?
	You know that you'll get a response from them that at the very least will be more likely, I should say, to be, yeah, you know what?
	I get it.
	Me too.
	That's a fundamental restructuring of where we are in the United States.
	And it came from the guy who everyone said would break us, would divide us.
	You think you'd be better off with Kamala Harris?
	Do you think you'd be better off if by some stroke of a pen Barack Obama could run for a third term?
	You know deep down the answer is absolutely not.
	And so look, the people who I know maybe hate watching right now, just give us a chance right now.
	You talk all the time about wanting to reach across the aisle, find common ground.
	Well, guess what?
	The voting demographics and the coalitions that you see In the cabinet, in the administration taking place, and across this country as far as individual votes cast.
	Say, this is the time.
	You don't just call for unity when it's your guy in power.
	This is the one time to those out there on the left where your person didn't win, but you actually can make some headway and have those conversations.
	That's a big difference.
	that's a turning of a page and if every single one of us can just say you know what, okay, maybe we're more divided than ever before in the era of TikTok and Instagram and short reels but yeah, we definitely have seen some blurring of lines here between the Democrat and the Republican Party and if nothing else, that's a good thing Give it a chance.
	You may not care that the income of the average American household will go up again like we saw for four years.
	You may not care that we're an energy exporter if you're on the Go Green movement.
	You may not care about Take your pick on the policies.
	But you know what?
	You are that much more likely, certainly if you're in Michigan, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Arizona, Georgia, you're that much more likely to be able to have that conversation with your neighbor and everyone told you that it would be the exact opposite if this guy was elected.
	Remember that.
	Take a minute.
	And by the way, anyone, whether you're watching on the left or on the right, Just take a second and say, okay, you know what?
	Maybe we can have those conversations.
	You don't have to agree.
	You don't have to find common ground based on a lie.
	And isn't that a beautiful thing?
	We can maybe find, not some common ground, but find ground on which we can actually have a conversation and air our grievances and disagreements without burning cities down.
	Without demanding a recount.
	Without saying that our country is only available to the wealthy, privileged few of the white male patriarchy.
	That's an opportunity starting tomorrow.
	Starting tomorrow.
	Today.
	November 6th.
	That we can all take advantage of.
	And it's why, before we get to the inside baseball here, we're going to have some people who explain to you how we had access to the data that we did.
	How we ran the analytics that we did.
	How we made the calls that we did.
	It's why right now for the first time really in four years we can run in context what we filmed and should have been able to run in 2020.
	The closeout to Seasons of Love, only the version where Trump wins.
	4,000,000, 4,000,000, 4,000,000, 800 minutes
	4,000,000, 4,000,000, no it's no deal 4,000,000, 4,000,000, 800 minutes That's how you measure, measuring years More winning, more screeching, more wailing than gnashing of teeth You bitches are in for another upride
	Four million to four thousand eight hundred men Seasons
	of child Oh man, I forgot how short that was.
	That was short, yeah.
	That was like the victory we never got.
	And by the way, if I've forgotten anybody...
	You know, something else before we get to our data analysts here, and before we get to Pops Crowder, who's going to say, I told you so.
	Something else you guys may not know.
	Everyone's been talking about women.
	Everyone's been talking about women in this election.
	Yeah.
	Let's get everyone here.
	People may not realize this.
	I know she probably won't be here, Molly.
	I know she may not be here, Molly and Nancy, but now Johnny Boy, of course, won't come in.
	But this is the team who has made this happen.
	When everyone talks about, ah, the female vote and the woman vote and, like, everyone...
	Oh, okay.
	What, I got the gold MAGA hat?
	We got everybody.
	Wow.
	Hey, I do want to...
	Make sure you have it up on the speaker so everyone can hear it here.
	Nancy and Molly, these are the two people you need to know outside of Gerald who are in charge of the day-to-day operations.
	And no one hates the feminist left more than they do.
	So when people talk about, oh, women vote one way...
	Nancy, a toast specifically to Nancy and Molly there.
	Go to the long shot there, cool man.
	Go to the long shot so we can see the ladies there.
	There we go.
	Got some T&A. That's right, baby.
	Let's go!
	And everyone here.
	There you go.
	Toast to everybody.
	Everyone, give yourselves a round of applause.
	Thank you very much.
	And by the way, hey, there you go.
	Come on in here.
	We got Gay William here.
	This is a unicorn.
	This is the man who believes that James Woods doesn't drink.
	I'll have a talk with him a little bit later on.
	But none of this happens without them.
	And we have some actual, the term is thrown around, strong women here with not only capabilities, but opinions and a way to make this happen.
	It wouldn't have happened without any of them.
	One last round of applause for all of them.
	Thank you guys so much.
	We appreciate it.
	Hey, there you go.
	They're coming out.
	There you go.
	Thanks very much.
	Absolutely.
	I know.
	I have enough months, but we're shipping them out.
	Thank you guys.
	We appreciate it.
	And now get the hell out of here.
	All of you.
	Really appreciate it.
	You can stick around, Bill.
	Love you guys.
	And Brodigan, my longest standing employee.
	He's right there.
	You guys can see him.
	I'm good.
	He started out.
	I met him.
	I met Brodigan.
	That's all I've got.
	I met him at some functions back then when it was the old GOP guard.
	And I was bombing, doing a show where they were like, let's have you come in and do stand-up.
	And I remember talking with him and saying, hey.
	We're all misfits and still here, and we appreciate it, Brian.
	I'm so glad to have you here.
	And look, by the way, I don't know how much weight you've lost, but you're going to give Alex Jones a run.
	You're going to give Alex Jones a run.
	How much?
	50 pounds.
	50 pounds.
	Hey, a toast for that.
	For Brian Longshot.
	He's down 50 pounds.
	There we go.
	We've got to get him a jacked up fitness sponsorship.
	I will challenge Alex Jones.
	To a weight loss?
	To a weight loss.
	Or a duel.
	Which one?
	About He might show up at your house like, I heard he challenged me.
	My honor means All right, weight loss challenge by April.
	He's been the one, obviously, monitoring tonight the leftist meltdowns.
	We're going to get to our data analyst really quickly in a little bit.
	But Brodigon, go back and enjoy your...
	I know you got that bottle of Four Roses back there.
	That's long gone.
	That's long gone?
	I didn't even get a sip?
	All right.
	I mean, Bill had songs and the writers had somebody finish the rest.
	All right.
	And before we get to...
	I know some of you have been asking.
	We'll take some of your chats with those in charge of the numbers.
	Now, Pops Crowder, do you at least acknowledge that your prediction, like, five months ago...
	You said a landslide where you were like, he's going to win everything.
	You were right that he was going to win.
	I always said it was 60-40 that Donald Trump would win, but it doesn't mean that you were right.
	Oh, son of a bitch.
	I don't know.
	Here we go.
	Here we have a bunch of technical folk here sitting in front of me.
	You guys know, you look at the stock market, there's technical analysis, there's fundamental analysis.
	I just looked at this thing and thought, I felt he was going to win, and my little poll...
	Is the under-polling.
	Don't under-poll yourself.
	They can't find us.
	That's the key.
	I've gone camping with you.
	It's not a little.
	They drove us underground.
	And that's the worst thing you can do is have your enemy hiding on you.
	Nobody wanted to admit they were Trump supporters.
	Nobody wants to get their car keyed.
	No one wants to get their house egged.
	And so that's what...
	You were called a ferry in a Kroger parking lot.
	That's right.
	Remember that?
	Over a bumper sticker?
	That's right, yeah.
	And you said, what?
	You don't know me.
	Yeah.
	You don't call me a fairy!
	I thought, oh my god, that's right, he's still Pops Crowder.
	I'll tell you, you made some points tonight.
	This guy, Russian hoax, all the lawsuits, the assassination attempts.
	I mean, this is going to be an incredible presidential library.
	Yeah.
	That is going to be the one I want to line up for.
	It's going to be something else.
	And by the way, earlier, that was not just lip service, because I can hear them celebrating out there.
	And of course, we have to have fun in a little bit.
	But I expect, unfortunately, the left to get worse.
	I expect more pussy marches and pussy hat economics.
	But honestly, anyone who's willing to...
	Which is great for us.
	Yeah, but anyone who's willing to lay down their arms and say, okay, why are these coalitions forming?
	We're happy.
	And you know what?
	Captain Morgan, CEO, let's open up the platform, not everyone with a Twitter egg, but those on the left in the coming two weeks to discuss this and where we go as a country, where we can work together, where we can have more opposing voices.
	Again, not pricks who have an ex-egg in their profile.
	I was just communicating with some of those said pricks and telling them to go cry in a corner.
	Well, there you go.
	That's not nice.
	I'm not extending an olive branch at this particular moment right now because elections have consequences.
	I'm not extending an olive branch.
	Exactly right.
	This isn't the time to do it.
	Gerald is too busy gloating.
	No, I'm not just gloating, but saying, look, we have been fighting every single day for kind of the heart of this country to make sure, and I know this sounds weird, but it's like, look, we're doing our part to go out and make sure that we head in the right direction.
	Like, I... I don't want to see our administration look like Kamala's administration in four years after Donald Trump.
	I don't want it to go back.
	Right.
	I want to fix the problems that we have so that we can go forward.
	We ain't never going back, child.
	That's right.
	We turned the page from Kamala.
	What Americans built up, let no bitch tear us under.
	Yeah, I just am looking forward not to hearing her name again until she has to confirm...
	You prefer I say Khan!
	Hold on, she has to confirm the vote as the vice president, though?
	Are we in the UK? She ain't confirming shit!
	Donald Trump won!
	Yeah, he did.
	Whoops.
	I want to see her run in the primary again and get zero votes.
	Oh, she's not running in the primary again.
	She knows that she has no chance.
	No, I know, but I said I want to see that.
	Yes, I know.
	So do I. Where does she end up?
	There's no book in her.
	There's no speaking fees.
	Well, her skill is not speaking.
	She'll end up with some law firm somewhere.
	She will be, and I've said this, and I do maintain this prediction, she will be the only person who doesn't even get that big of a bump selling her book for losing the presidency.
	Because no one cares.
	Yeah, I'm predicting that people want to forget her.
	Yes.
	On the left.
	I'm not saying us on the right.
	I think on the left they're going to be like, oh, thank God this farce is over.
	Yeah.
	Like, we can all kind of, like, go back.
	You hated Kamala, right?
	I hate her the entire time.
	She's going to be like a Bob Dole.
	We just want to make sure we can try to win, you know?
	They played completely wrong.
	Yep.
	I think...
	I think you're right.
	Well, we can't hear you because you're not on mic, but you know what?
	Here.
	All right, Pops Crowder.
	I just wanted to give you an opportunity to gloat.
	Anything else you'd like to say?
	I'm not gloating.
	I'm just thrilled.
	I'm so happy.
	And I know everyone here is, too.
	Yeah.
	Gosh, the work done tonight has just been...
	And by the way, you know what?
	We had people go like, oh, yeah, Crowder's dad called me because he was the booker when no one else would touch this show.
	That 10-foot pole.
	Remember the people who we tried to hire as bookers early on?
	I don't know.
	I can't book the show.
	People are afraid of it.
	They didn't know how to tell the story.
	They didn't know what we were about.
	They couldn't brand us.
	We had bookers from the biggest morning shows.
	We had bookers from the biggest AM radio shows who came in and tried to do it.
	And they would say, I just can't get anyone.
	And Pop Scrotter would say, all right, I got them.
	Can you bring them on tomorrow?
	And yeah, so it's not something that I'm like, okay.
	I literally asked him.
	I said, hey, could you quit your job and do this?
	Because you've basically been doing it.
	But I almost lost that job when I booked one Nick DiPaolo.
	And he came on a little prickly.
	That's true.
	His Uber took him to the wrong hotel.
	That's true.
	I remember it.
	He was hopped up and pissed off.
	He said, don't you ever do that again to the talent?
	No, I said that.
	Yeah.
	No, it wasn't you.
	He said, yeah, you were pissed.
	And we had Ted Cruz in studio in the garage on the same day.
	And that's when you looked at him.
	It was a cluster.
	You were on your phone and you said, the fuck are you dressed like the mayor from Amity?
	Because my dad had a Don Cherry jacket on.
	It was funny.
	I remember the green room used to be in my house, in my office, and I remember pissing myself laughing.
	I was like, ah, you did screw up, Pops.
	Nobody can hear him.
	Get over here in my chair.
	We're going to swap Pops out for Nick.
	Thank you, Pops Crowder.
	I'm glad that you've been able to...
	In the transition, we have a 15 second congratulatory video because Lane's a little fishnick and he wants us to play it really quickly.
	Alright, let's play that video.
	The German politician we interviewed.
	A personal congratulations from Germany to us.
	We'll play that and then our data analysts.
	Alright, Pops Crowder, we'll swap you out for the man who insulted you, Nick.
	Greetings from Germany to Lauder with Crowder and congratulations to Donald Trump for winning the US presidential election.
	Together you have shown the world how to rock a campaign and win elections.
	All the best for the coming years.
	That's fantastic.
	You guys could not start World War III. You guys have a bad track record right now.
	I would really appreciate that, but no, I'm just kidding.
	And dear God, I hope she has an Instagram filter.
	Otherwise, we should all feel very bad about how we look.
	We all feel very bad.
	Yes.
	So Nick is here, and we do have...
	State your names and what you guys do here at Louder with Crowder, you two.
	Name, rank, and serial number.
	By the way, CNN has still not called the race.
	I'm just saying.
	3.15 Eastern Time, these idiots can't call the race yet?
	I don't know if you know this.
	You have little ones.
	Sometimes they have a security blanket.
	Anderson Cooper has a security butt plug right now.
	It makes him feel less alone.
	It's been jettisoned, my friend.
	Give the people out here who may not be familiar with you what you guys do.
	Yes.
	George, the Greek.
	Yes.
	Of course.
	Thank you for baptizing me with my name.
	He doesn't like that name.
	I know, but he's got to take it.
	I have to take it, and I'll take it proudly.
	It is kind of a family affair around here.
	It's very wholesome.
	Yes, it is.
	So I do appreciate it.
	So apparently tonight my title is Data Analyst, and happy to say, did it better than the best in the business.
	Well, you have to know, because obviously Lane the Brain manages the team of research, and he's like, you know what, we'll have George Degree come out and have everyone and let people know you.
	You were here specifically for election.
	Yep, absolutely.
	So I'm Bobby.
	I am your data guy.
	There you go.
	Well, that was fast.
	Some people are asking, by the way, like we said, tonight is the last chance to get the OG mug, Rumble Premium.
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	They're like, oh my gosh, people are almost crashing this side.
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	Trump won 47% off the entire store at CrowderShop.com.
	Go get the Trump won or maybe the Oscar the Grouch or whatever you want to do.
	Can we do a promo code based on my temperature?
	Let's see.
	Let's guess what it is.
	100% off?
	Good lord.
	99.6 off.
	Well, no, it's not.
	He's lying.
	47% off for Trump 1.
	Which is not really anything, but, you know, considering that I run cold at around, like you said, I run, you're at 97.5?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, that's me too, which I thought meant, but I guess it's fine.
	Yeah.
	Which means we have a slow metabolism.
	I don't think it's fine.
	I don't know, but the fact is, it's a little bit high.
	Alright, so we got George, we got Bobby.
	People were asking, and we'll probably take some chats too, how did you get this?
	And I told them, look, there's no secret to this.
	How did you get this data?
	And then, what layers did we add to it tonight to make the calls where we're batting 100 right now tonight?
	A thousand.
	It's a thousand.
	A hundred's not so great.
	A thousand's fantastic.
	Well, screw me.
	I don't know.
	I thought, what, a hundred percent.
	That's like saying, give it a thousand percent effort.
	Nick's like, oh, that's one out of ten.
	That's not great.
	All right.
	We're ten and oh.
	Go screw yourself.
	George and Bobby, everyone kind of subscribes to the one major newswire out there.
	Let them know, people out there, exactly what is up our state.
	Yeah, I was asking earlier how you guys did.
	Yeah, that's correct.
	Everybody knows or doesn't know.
	I'm an attorney by trade.
	But when you get a job around here, you just have to do it.
	There is no negotiating on that point.
	We've been given the tools.
	Thank you for spending all that money to make sure we had all the tools we needed to get the job done.
	And it's a little overwhelming, but you start to figure out how to put it together.
	Tell people what the main newswire is that all these other stations are using the call stakes.
	Right.
	So it's called the National Election Pool, and it's comprised of a bunch of the mainstream, you might know, like your ABCs, NBCs, that kind of thing.
	It's called the National Election Pool, Edison Research via Reuters.
	You can put all that together.
	That's the official name.
	They are basically the best in the business when it comes to just pure data.
	So we were plugged in, getting the same data at the same time as everybody else, which allowed us to basically step up and be on par with everyone.
	Hold on, hold on.
	Not on par, guys.
	No, much better.
	You guys were able to call states so much earlier.
	And not based on gut feel or political affiliation or desire.
	You guys called it based on the data.
	They still have not called it on CNN. You do not get every single call that you've made right based on gut feel.
	No.
	And just so you know, this is why tonight was such a big undertaking.
	We're talking about the base material that people were using.
	The reason that a lot of people online don't do it is it's very, very expensive.
	Yeah.
	To gain access to this.
	To gain access to these tools.
	Mostly data was expensive.
	The data that we bought was cheaper than data.
	Yes.
	So getting access to that is expensive.
	And that's to create a barrier to entry.
	So that people online with streams can just sort of commentate on it.
	Which, to be fair, is what we did in 2016 and in 2020.
	What?
	Oh, right now Michigan.
	Holy shit!
	Seven points up in Michigan, dude!
	Seven points up in Michigan with 81% of the vote.
	I mean, we're not asking you guys to go crunch numbers.
	But if we were, it would look really good for Donald Trump.
	And he's four points up.
	Well, our research team right now is drunk.
	Yeah, it looks good for Donald Trump.
	As well they should be.
	Uber's for everyone.
	Yes, our staff right now, watch.
	You're going to see this start chopping out.
	But we're all working with the same base material.
	And then, in addition to that, unlike CNN and Fox News and those places who made those calls wrong last time, we added additional layers that only we had.
	And I don't know if you or Bobby want to talk to that.
	Yes, I'll let Bobby give you the nuts and bolts of that, but basically getting the data is just the first half of the job.
	The other half is actually turning it into something, and that's where you really don't have guidance, and you need someone like Bobby here who's a legit data engineer to help us take all that bits of data and turn something into it.
	That's right, yeah.
	So I took the Reuters data feed, pulled it into a database, and then added lots of calculations on top.
	And we tried to go really complicated with it and get super technical and kind of overdo it.
	And then George and I got together and just decided, you know, we just need simple, straightforward calculations that could walk us through the process of how we got, you know, so we could actually explain our decision.
	And that, I think, was probably the easiest part or the easiest way to understand what the system was going on.
	It's easier to communicate that, but it's not easy to do.
	Taking something that's seen as incredibly complex and distilling it in a way that is still effective and accurate, but people can understand, whether it's the graphs that we provided or the calls that we made.
	Let me ask you, in doing that and the calculations that you made, For example, why were you guys so comfortable in assisting us in calling, for example, like Georgia, and giving us those very specific predictions on Pennsylvania, like, hey, we're not calling it right now, but that gap's going to narrow to probably about 2%.
	The question is always asked because a lot of times people think, well, there are people, it's the appeal to authority fallacy.
	They must know something we don't.
	Tonight, there's no way they knew anything that we didn't, but you made better inferences.
	Why do you think you were able to do that, and CNN still right now is not?
	We just took the data that we had and looked to see what votes were left and what was the percent or what was the margin that either candidate would need to win in order to kind of beat the other candidate.
	And the Georgia decision came down that she just didn't have the votes.
	And it was just super straightforward and it was really obvious at that point.
	Even though some of the blue counties were holding out, we looked at the amount of votes that we expected those counties to produce and they just, the number wasn't there for her to be able to overcome Trump.
	We called it 75 minutes before CNN. 75 minutes.
	Hold on.
	Before the most trusted name in news.
	Before the most trusted name in news.
	You're right.
	75 minutes.
	What is that?
	I don't know if we can kind of extrapolate from that, but what does that tell you what these guys are thinking over there?
	Like, are they holding these calls to make sure people watch their network?
	Well, look at the lower third right now.
	I mean...
	Trump poised to clinch presidency.
	Trump poised to clinch presidency.
	Yeah, still.
	That's the best you're going to get at this point in time.
	We think it's looking good for Trump.
	Poised.
	He just made his...
	You know, his speech.
	Well, we often get an education in legacy media as we continue to do this.
	I haven't figured everything out, but we have a hunch.
	What does it tell you guys working there being very, very granular, working overtime here these last couple of weeks?
	What does it tell you about them and still not making some calls that you guys have made tonight?
	Right.
	So underpinning a lot of the data and the way we process it is we make some assumptions, educated guesses.
	I'll tell you exactly what the difference is.
	We were not actually trying to be partisan.
	We weren't trying to find an angle to make Trump look good.
	We were just being objective.
	That's your 75 minutes.
	Simple.
	You make it sound so easy!
	Bobby, would you echo what he said?
	Is that what you think it is?
	Yeah, I'd agree.
	Absolutely.
	And of course, I did tell you guys, I'm like, look, if you guys feel confident, let's just call it because I don't want to waste anybody's time here tonight.
	No, but we kind of had this feeling of like, are we, like, I trust the data.
	And I told him, by the way, every time, right, I said, if you're not confident, don't.
	But if you feel like we're there, I just don't want to waste people's time.
	Let's be the first ones to call this because I don't want this dragging out into the middle of the night.
	Mm-mm.
	Yeah.
	Well, you do doubt yourself a little bit because you do feel confident on our end.
	And then you wonder, am I overconfident?
	You know, you start second guessing yourself.
	I'm not sure if Bobby has any election experience.
	I certainly didn't in crunching these numbers.
	But it's math.
	At the end of the day, if your assumptions are good, if you're being objective, you're going to get a result.
	And we were seeing that.
	And every time more little more data came in, it just kept reinforcing and reinforcing it.
	And again, just trying to be objective about it, not really trying to look for an angle as much as what are the numbers saying?
	And did we do our assumptions correct?
	And I think we did.
	I really do.
	Well, the numbers say that you did.
	Yeah, and I'd add to that, I think, you know, maybe our lack of experience crunching the specific election data that we were looking at helped us because, you know, at the big networks, they might be, you know, having flashbacks to 2020 and calling states a little bit too early or, you know.
	Yeah.
	Well, that's because they were politicizing it back then, though.
	That was their mistake.
	Like, knowing what you know, but wouldn't you say that Arizona in 2020, that could only be justified through a political motive?
	Would that be a fair statement for me to make?
	I would agree with that 100%.
	And Bobby, if you disagree, but...
	No, I mean, I've heard the other argument, which is that they looked at the ballots and just saw that Trump didn't have the ballots, but it was so early in the night that that feels like there was something else going on.
	Well, there's a difference between right now.
	Can I, just one second, because I want to go, but I do have a very specific question about Arizona.
	In other words, you made some calls tonight earlier than CNN, Fox News, and the rest of them, right?
	You certainly, is this a factual statement, you certainly did not make that call earlier with data that was in doubt as they made the call for Arizona.
	That is true.
	Yeah.
	That is, yes.
	Because that came down to 10,000 votes.
	You guys are making calls, you're like, I don't know, it's several hundred thousand votes of a difference right now, and you guys were telling me, right, every time I was going out to a break, you guys were telling me, look, there's, is it a possibility that Yes, but it's a statistical, almost complete implausibility at this point in time.
	Considering where they were with Arizona, a state that had gone to Donald Trump in 2016, and they made that call and it came down to 10,000 votes, which could easily be determined by some, you know, tomfoolery, for lack of a better word.
	I would say that your calls tonight, wouldn't you say you felt your calls were more conservative than Arizona in 2020?
	Well, certainly, I didn't want us to be that version of 2020, you know, here for the first time with us piping in that data and having it directly.
	I didn't want to make, or I'd say none of us really wanted to be making an error there.
	So, yeah, by the time we were able to tell you, go and say it, you know, the writing was kind of on the wall at that point.
	A small part of me wishes we called it a little sooner.
	No, no, no, no, no.
	You did it the right way.
	Yeah, I know you were going to say, but even when, for example, Owen Schroer, and by the way, love Alex Jones, Owen's a great guy, but when Owen was giving his justification, I could see Lane here was like, he's right, but these additional numbers just to provide context.
	You can't make this call us early.
	We can't be irresponsible.
	It's like, okay, okay.
	That's why if you see, I'm going like, wait, hold on a second.
	What is it that you're saying?
	And I'm going, okay, we agree with the fundamentals, but there's some additional data.
	So I know that you guys take it very seriously.
	You were about to say something, Gerald.
	I didn't mean to cut you off.
	No, I was just saying, I hope historically we look back at this moment and look, this is a bigger argument than us.
	We did this to kind of lead the way.
	And say, look, you can go out and get this data yourself.
	You can make these calls.
	There are rules about how you can make calls that you have to make sure of.
	I inadvertently called something a minute early and had to correct on Idaho earlier.
	That was my fault, not the team's fault.
	And I panicked because I thought you confused Idaho and Iowa.
	Yeah.
	No.
	I was like, wait, did I misspeak in Iowa?
	Because I really stuck it to that bitch with the register.
	Completely different terms that night.
	We were like five hours into a stream.
	I'm like, I'm getting kind of tired, boys.
	I need some energy.
	No, but I mean, I'm looking at CNN right now.
	And the only reason that I'm watching this is because I want this comparison.
	And this is a historical moment.
	What you're seeing for the first time in history is not another news network competing with another news network, but independent data analysis.
	Independent creators with the largest stream on the planet for this stuff calling it based on the facts.
	They still have not called Alaska.
	Well, to be fair, I took a long shot on Alaska, and I did ask, you saw me asking, like, can I? And he was like, yeah, you can call.
	You know I wouldn't have done that unless Lane, the brain, said, all right, fine.
	Like, so right now, right now, all they would have to do.
	Well, Alaska we know is going right.
	Exactly.
	So it's like California, right?
	You call it the second the polls close, essentially.
	I mean, you know, I'm being a little sarcastic, but not a lot.
	Right now, it's 55 to 40.9.
	He's 14 points up in Alaska.
	That's going to change.
	So if they call Alaska and Maine right now, the election's over.
	People turn their network off.
	Watch Alaska flip because of four people in Juneau.
	We'll be like, fuck!
	Yeah, exactly.
	It's not even close.
	And by the way, I think the vote differential in Michigan right now is 320,000 for Trump.
	That they would have to overcome.
	320,000 votes.
	It's so clear the example that you get to see, not only with the media lying and kind of covering for Kamala Harris, but actually not calling states when they could have.
	You've never seen that before in history.
	In the history of elections, you've never seen an independent creator come on and say, based on the data, not my personal feeling, not what I want to happen, the data says she has no path to victory, I'm saving you hours of your life.
	Yes, absolutely right.
	Well, before we get to that, let me ask you this genuine question.
	Because during a couple of those breaks, I came out and I said, okay, look, Georgia, and I said, whether it's Georgia or North Carolina, if we feel confident, we want to be people who get to it first, but only if you're confident.
	I trust you guys.
	If you guys would have said no, and I just came out and said, by the way, we're calling these states for Donald Trump.
	Probably wouldn't be working here tomorrow, right?
	It would have been a little bit of a bridge too far.
	I mean, we always want to serve, you know, but there's a limit.
	And we would not give you the nod unless we were sure that we would go with it, you know, no questions about it.
	So there was no undue pressure there.
	You know, I think at the end of the day, everybody here was on the same page.
	Let's do it right.
	And that's exactly what happened.
	At the end of the day, look, look, I grew up watching, I didn't have AM radio.
	I didn't have Fox News in Canada.
	I grew up watching Nick, literally stage side, right?
	I came into this as a comedian who had some opinions and early, early on was banned from colleges, banned from clubs.
	And I said, well, you know what?
	I think that there are people out there who have this opinion.
	And so I never consider myself the authority.
	But we have people like Lane.
	We have people like George, even Sam from HR. As much as I hate to admit it, you guys all have to admit that Sam from HR gets some stuff right, especially when it comes to stats on the Jews.
	We actually have him.
	Sam from HR has an update for us that's actually supposed to be pretty profound.
	Is he out there?
	He's out there ready.
	Do you guys accept right now taking a moment to go to an update?
	I don't want to steal your thunder.
	And we know that Sam from HR loves to steal thunder.
	But if you guys give permission, we'll go to an update from Sam from HR. What do you think, Bobby?
	Yeah, we'll do it.
	Okay, we'll do it.
	All right, let's go.
	We're going to go to people at work.
	I put my headphones back on to hear his voice that is like nails on a Gentile chalkboard.
	Sam from HR. Well, Stephen, Gerald, how are you all doing tonight?
	One second, our sound guy's drunk.
	Okay, alright.
	Sam from HR. I don't like that you're here, but I understand that it's a necessary evil.
	What's the update?
	Well, the update is that the bathroom is out of service.
	Someone dropped an upper decker of the staff bathroom.
	Anyways, I was informed that Wisconsin has been called for President Trump.
	Oh, really?
	Hey, I think we need an eagle sound because it's a state call.
	I didn't even give you a state called Stinger, so you did that.
	You snuck it in there so that I couldn't do all the pomp and circumstance.
	That's right.
	You have relatives in Wisconsin there, Sam?
	No, most of my family is concentrated in Florida, New York, and New Jersey.
	Poor choice of words, Fred.
	We don't allow anti-Semitism on this program.
	Isn't that right, Mr.
	DePaulo?
	Absolutely not.
	That was very...
	You hate Jews.
	Yeah.
	Wait, you said we just called Wisconsin?
	We just called Wisconsin.
	Oh, wait!
	Did we just...
	Hold on a second, guys.
	I forgot that we've licensed this.
	What?
	I'm having a good time, having a good time!
	Wisconsin took some fish to me tonight!
	Live the high life!
	Sheboygan's got some tasty cheese!
	Come on, La Guy, Green Bay packed tonight!
	With no KY! I'm gonna go, go, go, there's no stopping me!
	I have to say, of all the things that have sort of come together tonight, the fact that that was by far the roughest swing state call from Donald Trump, with the Queen send-up, couldn't be more appropriate.
	Did you just say that Kamala got Green Bay packed tonight with no KY? Wasn't there, so I don't know.
	And here's what else I love.
	I'm gonna go to Bobby and George the Greek.
	That is never a reason to walk off this program, but if we were dishonest, you would, right?
	You expect this.
	Yeah.
	Sam, do you have any...
	HR, Sam?
	Sorry, I have to use your full title unless you'll call me into the office tomorrow morning.
	Yes.
	Do you have any other updates?
	Yes.
	Well, in terms of with the Senate, as you know, the GOP is projected to take the Senate with 51 seats.
	We are currently ahead, GOP is, in Montana.
	Tim Sheehy is leading by 5.4.
	Wow!
	In Wisconsin, Eric Hovde is leading by 2.1.
	In Michigan, Mike Rogers is leading by a little over three points.
	In PA, Dave McCormick is leading by a point.
	And in Nevada, last time I checked, Sam Brown is leading by a 0.7.
	Nice.
	And, as you know, the GOP fended off the Democrats in Texas with Ted Cruz winning, and in Wisconsin, excuse me, Nebraska, with Deb Fischer winning against a Democratic-aligned Independent.
	Wow.
	You know, it's funny, because I know we share the values as far as, you know, being glad with a Republican victory, but I still hate you so, and I don't know how I feel about that.
	That's weird.
	It is weird.
	I was feeling the same thing.
	Sam, how do you feel about 47% off the entire store at CrowderShop.com entering promo code Trump?
	If you could go there right now, would you go there and buy merch, or would you just, you know, not?
	I would absolutely go and buy merch.
	Because it's a good deal, is that what you're saying?
	I don't think that's not how you should do this, Sam.
	That's very anti-Semitic of you.
	Yes, it is.
	Just because it's a good deal.
	It's such a stereotype.
	You're bigger than that.
	Look, CrowderShop.com is for all the people.
	It's for all the people, not just the Ashkenazis.
	I know it is, and that's why everyone needs to take advantage.
	47% applies to everyone.
	That's right.
	Prove that you're not anti-Semitic right now, everybody, because HR Sam apparently is.
	Go to CrowderShop.com, 47% off Trump 1.
	And you know what else I don't like?
	His lips are too nice.
	I never noticed it until he was in the full lights.
	Look at that.
	I don't know what that is.
	What was that smirk?
	But he could be a lip model.
	Sam, what are you doing to those lips?
	Just a chapstick when they start chafing, but other than that...
	Why are they chafing?
	Yeah, okay.
	Well, you know what?
	Let's put a moratorium on Sam from HR's supply of chapstick.
	I need a refill, and Sam from HR, we're not going to be answering your calls tomorrow.
	Maybe on Thursday morning, okay?
	Well, it doesn't stop the fact that I'm still going to call you.
	Well, you can still call me.
	I'm not going to answer, Sam.
	Let me just collect.
	It's called being a grown-up.
	No, it doesn't get any better than that.
	That's been Sam.
	Let's get out of people at work.
	Get out of here.
	By the way, IP track him and make sure he doesn't get a deal on Crowder Shop.
	That's right.
	And also, he doesn't get any free shipping, too.
	Every time he asks for free shipping, every single time.
	He asks for free shipping when there is no free shipping.
	It's 47% off if you'd promo code Trump1.
	CrowderShop.com.
	Come on.
	If he wants that, he should go buy cheap Chinese shit on Amazon and get next day shipping.
	Exactly.
	Not at CrowderShop.com.
	He won't have the quality that we have at CrowderShop.
	Where you get 47% off.
	By the way, I wasn't just joking, a refill on that, because I've been sober as a clam until the victory party.
	Have I missed anything, Bobby, in George and Greek?
	Real quick, Bobby did the date on this, and Sam 100% sucks.
	Yes.
	He absolutely does.
	And Bobby, don't be a stranger, because we actually want you to run some numbers on some other things that we have going on here that might get old Uncle Steve and Addison legal binds, okay?
	All right.
	I do want to add one point.
	I'm really impressed with Michigan tonight.
	I really underestimated Michigan, and I feel like they're really coming through really strong.
	I think it's one of those things where you go with the gut feeling, the corruption in Wayne County.
	And I will tell you this, if it was closer, this is just me, this is my opinion, if it was closer, I think they would have been all hands on deck and by any means necessary.
	I do think there's a huge component tonight of she's not the one.
	Let's not use all of our powder.
	Let's keep our powder dry.
	Data, we were talking about this.
	I call them data for short just because it's easier.
	We were talking about this and I said, look, every bit of actual data that's coming out of these states tells a very, very different story than what you see on the media, social media, everything that you see.
	Part of your inside stomach churning process was, I know, but I'm seeing so many posts about how they think they're doing very well, that this vote is going to happen, that it's going to be about this, and the women are going to show up, and this is going to happen, and Gen Z is going to miraculously find a way to get to the polls, and something that never happens, Dems turning up on election day, is going to happen, and I was like, okay, well, maybe, I don't know, I mean, but every data point that I look at tells me it's going the other way.
	Well, and one, yes, absolutely right, and one thing I want to say is, obviously, it's almost 3 a.m., God's time, central.
	People are still buying merch, which is crazy.
	So I don't think we'll be doing a show in the morning at 10 a.m. Eastern.
	Well, technically, we are doing a show in the morning right now.
	Well, technically, we are right now.
	But, you know, we always say here, right, you can be first or you can be best.
	And tonight, we were both.
	We were first and best.
	But I do think that Thursday morning is probably when we'll want to do a rundown looking at the full picture that we have of the data.
	And kind of at that point, with some clarity, saying, okay, this is where we saw some things break that maybe we didn't expect.
	Or maybe we saw some anomalies.
	Or maybe we saw some consistencies.
	Because I do have full faith in you guys and the entire team out there.
	And by the way, thanks to Lane the Brain.
	He was like, look, I've been on here all night.
	Bring out George the Greek and bring out Bobby.
	He even said begrudgingly Sam from HR. He said they deserve to have their faces seen.
	Thank you, guys.
	And not to put you on the spot, but I think...
	Can we count on you guys for Thursday morning to give a rundown of all this stuff going on?
	Yes, absolutely.
	Mostly because of the team out there.
	Absolutely thank you to everybody out there in the studio.
	We couldn't do what we do without them, and they make it possible for us to do that.
	And I don't know if you know this, but Nancy, bitch got six Emmys.
	Six?
	She's a showrunner.
	Bitch got six Emmys!
	Can we call that one yet, or is it too close to call?
	What, six Emmys?
	We already know it.
	She does have six.
	Yeah, she already has six.
	It's confirmed.
	First call.
	Food network.
	Put some onions on it.
	What the hell is the fuck?
	Don't be jealous.
	Let's visit.
	And you know what?
	I say this without a hint of hyperbole here.
	You guys tonight, I don't know if you feel it, but you guys made history.
	This is the first time this has ever taken place.
	It's the first time that a ragtag crew...
	To use that term.
	You guys and everyone out there who made this happen.
	And not only made it happen, but made it happen with the trust.
	And you know what?
	I'm really grateful that we didn't abuse it.
	That we didn't take advantage of it.
	And I'm really grateful.
	Genuinely.
	George the Greek and Bobby, ladies and gentlemen.
	Now go out there and have a drink or two.
	Because I know you're on call here tonight.
	Let's bring them out.
	Let's put Nick Dipp and Pops Crowder there back in that chair with our final celebrations.
	Because we're looking...
	We'll take some chats.
	We still do have some...
	There's like 240,000 people watching us right now.
	Are you kidding me?
	Yeah, I know.
	At 3 a.m.
	How much crack is in there?
	341 on the East Coast.
	You guys are fantastic.
	We love you.
	Well, Paul Scratter, you can go up there next to Nick there in third and fourth chair.
	And, yeah, you know, Bradigan, if you want to take a spot in red chair.
	Thank you, guys.
	We really appreciate it.
	Yeah, absolutely.
	And we will need a refill here with whatever it is.
	Oh, you're taking Gerald's seat.
	Okay.
	I don't know.
	Are we going to take some chat there, Noodles?
	I know it's a long night, but it's not nearly as long as it could have been.
	No, I think we still got several thousand people.
	We were prepped for Arizona's days.
	Let's grab some chats.
	And of course, Nick DiPaolo is going to be this Saturday in Ottumwa, Iowa.
	What's the name of the theater there, Nick?
	The Bridgeview Center Theater.
	Hold on.
	You have it up there, Toolman.
	You can bring up the overlay.
	Bridgeview?
	Bridgeview Center Theater.
	Look, this does not stop tonight.
	I get it.
	It's a victory lap, but go out and support the people out there who are fighting for you, and I guarantee you that you will not only be entertained, but you'll probably see something go down that could be borderline illegal, because it's a Nick Apollo show.
	At least illegal in a few states.
	If not a majority.
	It would have been illegal under Kamala.
	Yes, it absolutely would have been illegal.
	And by the way, that's no small thing.
	We knew that with this election, you know what, I never want to be that group of people when I was at Fox News that said, well, you know what, it's better for us to be the opposition party.
	We knew that we were going to be in the crosshairs.
	We knew that for sure removed from YouTube, which by the way is probably going to happen anyway at some point.
	That's why we're so grateful for Rumble Premium.
	But we knew that tonight, look, there was a lot on the line, our livelihoods, the proof of the community that was Mug Club.
	We knew that we had kind of some runway there where we had to make this work before, if the wrong people came in, were emboldened and shut us down.
	And we're not just saying that because you haven't heard us really talk about it a whole bunch, but there was a lot of pressure on everyone here tonight, so we're grateful to Chris Pawlowski and everyone here who made it happen.
	And hey, if nothing else, We know that we're not going to be taken off the air for at least another four years.
	So that's a good thing.
	That's a good thing.
	And Brian, you've been around for a long time.
	You've seen this.
	Yeah.
	And actually, that was the main reason I wanted to come on to actually toast you because the main reason I was brought on actually 10 years in April...
	Wow.
	Holy moly.
	You needed someone to focus on the website so you could focus on what would develop into the Daily Show.
	Right.
	And to see what that's developed into, now it's like Mug Club, not even Mug Club Premium anymore.
	It's Rumble Premium.
	Yeah.
	Rumble is launching an entire network around us.
	Yeah.
	Thank you very much.
	I think it's bad luck because I still haven't gotten a refill.
	Come on, guys.
	10 years.
	And by the way, early on, I could pay Brodigan very little, but you know I paid myself less.
	And then we just said, hey, do you remember that period of time when we had a guy walk off with the ad revenue from the website?
	Yes.
	Remember that?
	Because it was net 90, where the ads were paid every 90 days, and the guy just left.
	And I remember having that conversation.
	I'm like, look, look, look, look, look.
	Just don't...
	If you leave, I won't blame you, but I promise you I will make you whole within the next...
	Because I got this guy.
	We're tracking him down in Panama or wherever the hell he was.
	And you stuck around and, yeah, gosh, 10 years.
	Yeah, I mean, that was also the time where the show was basically you and I writing jokes that, like...
	Because...
	I mean, if you and I sleep past 7 o'clock in the morning...
	Do a welfare check.
	Yeah, exactly.
	So, I mean, we would be writing the show when it was more, I mean, not more of a comedy show, but it was more, the original version of the show was more based on, like, the Jon Stewart Daily show.
	It was a stand-up.
	It was, like, a monologue.
	We had the stand-up monologues and stuff, and I'd look at an empty page.
	Yeah, so it was, like, you know, you and me on FaceTime, like, writing jokes, like, 6.30 in the morning, 5.30 in the morning for you.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	No, I remember that.
	Yeah, because back then, we've talked about this, there was no ad revenue.
	There was no ad revenue in video podcasts.
	We've talked about this back then.
	Thank you very much, Kyle.
	Appreciate it.
	And by the way, also, thank you to Kylie and everyone here, the associate producers, and as well as the interns who've come in who've been making this happen.
	We appreciate it.
	Oh, but this is warm.
	What, does this come out of the dishwasher?
	It's warm beer.
	Soapy, too.
	Mm-hmm.
	Frothy is what we say.
	But I do remember having a conversation with one of the biggest advertising agencies where they said, hey, we just want you to do a live read.
	We just want you to do a live read.
	What's going on?
	This is Jake's hat.
	I just needed it.
	Okay, good.
	By the way, he looks like every single thug in the Flintstones.
	I'll take care of him, boss.
	Let's go!
	Let's go!
	I'll break his thoughts.
	Okay, boss.
	No, no, no, but he's the other one.
	Gerald is the okay boss.
	He's the, I'm the sharp one who's short but feisty.
	But I do remember having a conversation when we started doing the podcast with advertisers, the people who ran advertising, saying, just do a live read at the front end of the show, and it has to be in the first 60 seconds.
	And I said, people just skip it.
	So we're going to put them in, like you saw tonight, whether it's Polymarket, whether it's Noble Gold.
	We said, we're going to actually do commercials that people won't necessarily feel are commercials, but actually is true to the show.
	And they said, well, they won't pay for that.
	And then they said, and they won't pay for video advertising because no one watches video podcasts.
	And that's because it makes sense.
	Everyone was just talking into a webcam.
	And we said, no, no, this is going to be different.
	And we got dropped.
	So early on, we had to rely on the revenue from the website, which is kind of completely flipped.
	Back then, everyone was making revenue on websites, and then it turned into clickbait, and we said, well, we don't want to compete with someone who just says, lock Hillary up, click like, and it would get 50 billion likes.
	Remember that?
	And also, Google and Facebook kind of screwed us when it came to even letting us do that in the first place.
	Yeah.
	Do you remember when we had the people who were ripping off our articles and charging us to post links?
	They were like, hey, we'll pay you $3 per CPM, meaning 1,000 clicks.
	I'm not sure if I should mention the name of the company.
	Don't mention the names.
	There were two of them.
	I remember that, yes.
	He brought it again.
	Lean forward a little bit.
	I couldn't see.
	You can pull the mic down.
	It's okay.
	You can pull it.
	It's not going to get anyone in trouble.
	You can pull the mic down.
	Here we go.
	Okay, got it.
	Remember, we went through a lot there where we were like, gosh, is there any future in this industry if you're actually trying to create something original?
	Because everyone just said, no, no, the money's an aggregation.
	The money's an aggregation and just doing live reads and getting as many automatic downloads as you can.
	Back then, it was on iTunes.
	It wasn't even Apple.
	Remember, that's what the industry standard was.
	And I really do appreciate you having faith in this and being here for 10 years.
	I mean, it was going good for a while, but it felt like as soon as, like, I'm sure this is the same for other websites in the genre, but as soon as we were making headway, Facebook would clamp it down.
	Because I remember there was a point when we were still with The Blaze where I could look at the numbers and I could see the difference between the traffic we were getting from our Facebook page and the traffic we were getting from their Facebook page.
	And I would post the same article, same thumbnail, same title.
	Our traffic would shoot up for like five minutes and then shoot right back down.
	Right.
	And like, you know, their traffic, again, same thumbnail, same title, would just like blow up from like...
	And at the time, we actually had more people following us on Facebook than they did.
	Well, here's a trip down memory lane, and I don't know if you'll remember this.
	You probably will.
	But...
	Do you remember, this actually happened where a guy, I believe it was Los Angeles City Council, lost his job because he posted an article about China where they were cracking down on Islamic shopkeepers, where they said, hey, we don't care if you're Islamic, you still have to sell alcohol and cigarettes.
	And our article we posted on our own page said, hey, just to be clear, if communist China tries it, we think maybe go a different direction.
	But the article was saying it also highlights that China understands the political threat that Islam is and why they're treating it differently.
	It got copied, remember, verbatim.
	But then what happened is the people who copied it said, do you think we should be like China?
	Click lit.
	Yes, if you agree.
	The city councilman shared that article and lost his job.
	And then he mentioned louder with Crowder in the news.
	We're like, yeah, but we never said we should be like communist.
	Do you remember that?
	I mean, that was awesome.
	I mean, you and I always had a stochastic joke where, like, you know, we could sit down and write, like, a very long, thought-out article about, like, you know, all sorts of available to us and all that stuff.
	And we get, like, no traffic, but, like, someone could post a photo of, like, you know, Obama is gay, like and share if you'd agree, and it would completely blow up.
	And he probably is, but that's not a way to create an actual media outlet.
	And, yeah, and do you remember, this is also a funny story, and then we'll go to some chat.
	Remember that one year when I got everyone who worked on the staff, I got you those, well, I can say it now, those spin coffee makers, because it was a GoFundMe, where I was like, because you guys loved coffee.
	This is my favorite story.
	Yeah, I got them spin coffee.
	It was the guy who created the coffee maker for Nespresso, the Virtuo line, and he left.
	There was a patent dispute.
	I was like, guys, I'm going to get you this coffee maker because you can make espresso, you can make cold brew, because you all have different things you like.
	I was like, you can also make drinks.
	And it's one machine that does it all, and it's a GoFundMe, and it's going to be shipping Christmas.
	So you guys got...
	Remember?
	You guys all got it.
	You're like, this is one of the...
	Okay, our Christmas...
	Our Christmas were in 2015, and literally the only employees were like me, Courtney, and I think your brother Jordan.
	Maybe, yeah.
	I don't remember who, but yeah.
	Alright, you get the presents in 2015, but they're not going to be available in 2016.
	Right.
	Which is fine, because at the time, no one was doing where you have your app where you can control everything in your life on your iPhone.
	So, like, eventually 2016...
	2017.
	You know, a year and a half, two years, three years.
	And it became a running gag, because I know with Courtney and I, because we would follow Spin on Instagram.
	Yeah.
	And every so often, they would be, like, you know, they would post stuff, like, you know, gay stuff, like, come join our coffee community.
	Right.
	And then, like, all the comments would be, where the fuck is my machine?
	Yeah.
	And then they would show off comments.
	And I bought you guys a little espresso machine that sat at the Gagias, yeah.
	And you bought us like entirely new coffee makers, and like six months later, Spin actually...
	It was finally available!
	And then you guys got it as a Christmas gift, and I got one, and mine still hasn't worked, Spin.
	This entire time, I get coffee grounds in my coffee every... ...and I get coffee grounds in my coffee grounds.
	Be expecting a box.
	And as soon as I saw the box on my front porch, I knew what it was.
	I just knew what it was.
	I was going somewhere with my mom, and we pulled up, and I started laughing hysterically, like, what are you laughing at?
	Like, I'll tell you what I opened, what was on the front porch.
	Well, I got the only lemon of the bunch, so I'm glad that you guys enjoyed it.
	But we have Pops Crowder, we have Nick DePaul, and Brody, and I know you've had a long night, too, so we'll let Gerald tap back in.
	Thank you, brother.
	We appreciate it.
	I'm glad that you've been here.
	Here's to another 10 years of toast.
	Yeah.
	Too broad again for 10 years.
	There you go.
	Cheers.
	Yes, I do.
	And we're going to close this out tonight with some chats, and I guess unless there's some updates that it looks like, I mean, I don't know if we've called Wisconsin, but it's seeming like Wisconsin and Michigan.
	I'm literally looking at, just bring it up in the lower, you know, right?
	Look, I mean, still 266.
	Yeah, we're not, by the way, we're not doing our data analytics now because they're having a party out there.
	No, but these guys are freaking morons.
	I know.
	They're trying to give them hope and just dangle it out there for a while.
	They know it's over.
	The man's already spoken.
	It's done.
	Yeah, it is.
	It really is done.
	And you know what?
	He didn't speak a moment too soon either.
	Remember when Alex Jones said he should give a speech right now?
	And Gerald was right.
	No, no, for the optics, you've got to wait.
	Because they'll say he's trying to do it to tilt it.
	He waited just long enough, but not too long so that people knew where we stood.
	And like I said, it's a whole lot better if you do that.
	And then they try and pull a fast one afterwards.
	And you know what?
	I guarantee you there are some people behind the scenes who said, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
	We're past that now.
	That's probably what went down.
	Well, Kamala's going to get, you know, 100% of the next 2% of votes that come in in all these states.
	So, I mean, anything can happen.
	I don't think she's.
	I think at this point, I think they're going like, hey, not this one.
	Not this one.
	There's no COVID to mask any of that shit, so it's not going to happen.
	It's 96% reporting in Pennsylvania and they still aren't calling it.
	And it's a two and a half point spread.
	Like, come on.
	I mean, Hey, remember what our prediction was earlier?
	It'll go from 3.8, I think it was.
	We said it's going to get closer to 2, but we're still calling.
	And that's how we made our call.
	It's going to settle closer to 2, but we're confident we made that call I don't know how many hours ago.
	Sorry, what were you saying, Nick?
	Nothing.
	Oh, my God.
	Punchy.
	Well, all of us are at this point.
	And look at the team he's bringing in.
	You made a great point about that.
	Do I dare say diversity?
	I mean, that team is incredible.
	Oh, you dare.
	And look at our bench.
	I know.
	We were talking about this, Nick.
	Yeah.
	I mean, they've got no bench.
	It was the biggest complaint.
	We've got the sharpest bunch of people.
	They picked.
	After Trump.
	I'm telling you, they blew it.
	Obama was the last one on the team, remember?
	He didn't want her in there.
	And he knows a little bit about this shit.
	And people don't realize that you are a politico, Nick.
	This is just like a sports team where Nick has followed this forever, which is, I hope this isn't, but he's also foregone some opportunities because in this industry...
	He was doing this long before it was cool.
	But remember the big criticism when it was Barack Obama, right?
	You had McCain, and McCain-Palin, and then you had Romney, Tim Ryan, Paul Ryan.
	Remember the big criticism was, well, Republicans have no bench.
	And look at how quickly that turned.
	Right now you're going, who do the Democrats have?
	Newsom, Whitmer, probably.
	Yeah, think about that.
	I think they're going to lean on this Shapiro guy.
	Yeah, they will.
	It looks like he's their next.
	Yeah.
	Remember when our bench was Bobby Jindal and Fred, what's his name, the guy from...
	Fred Lain.
	Oh, Thompson.
	Fred Thompson.
	Yeah.
	Remember that was our bench?
	Yeah.
	I did that for you.
	Fred Travely.
	Fred was on CSI or something.
	Yeah.
	Remember that was our bench.
	Remember, actually, the State of the Union, the rebuttal was done by Bobby Jindal.
	And everyone thought, "Bobby Jindal's gonna be the guy." I thought about him.
	Now, I mean, look at the field.
	Finally, we get to get rid of the Chris Christie's and the Nikki Haley.
	They can go into oblivion.
	Now we've got Vivek, we've got Ron DeSantis, and we've got J.D. Vance, who would be buying for it.
	And obviously, J.D. Vance would have the inside track to that.
	But you've got three people that would be like, yes, yes, and yes.
	I mean, figure it out, boys.
	We're just the dummies on this side, right?
	We're just the knuckle-draggers on the right.
	With an Elon Musk, a James Woods, 165 IQ. Look at J.D. Vance, look at Vivek.
	I mean, they're absolute geniuses.
	Yeah, it is pretty hard for the left to argue that they are the party of intelligentsia.
	Now, the only way they can argue that the left can argue that they are the party of intelligentsia is if the only qualifier is a college degree.
	But that's pretty tough to do when Tim Wall said, I didn't know anyone who went to Yale!
	By the way, we don't condemn someone for going to Yale, and we don't say that's what makes them qualify.
	It's a component of them.
	Oh, the guy was also a Marine.
	The guy has also accomplished a whole lot.
	The guy also has been a successful person.
	He grew up in a shithole, and his mother was a drug addict.
	If he was black, that's all you would have heard.
	Of course, yeah.
	That shit should be over by now.
	I want the whole culture to change.
	I'd like to see a commercial with four white guys in a Bud commercial.
	Is that possible?
	I think you're going to have a conversation with black Americans and go, do you know J.D. Vance's story?
	And I think black Americans would go...
	Man, I didn't know that.
	Okay, that's pretty cool.
	I think they'll actually hear that, and I think you're going to have an easier time talking about J.D. Vance's backstory than Tim Walz.
	I have more of a black upbringing than Barack Obama.
	That's true, you did.
	Detroit, your house sold for, what was it, $7,000?
	He was raised in Hawaii.
	$8,000.
	$8,000.
	The house you grew up in in Detroit just sold for $8,000.
	But the other two homes in the street are free for squatters.
	$8,000 whole dollars.
	And you never want to be the most expensive house in the block.
	That was your mistake.
	They pulled us down.
	$8,000 versus free.
	So that's a tough place to be.
	Let's grab some chats here and close out this celebration.
	And of course, we will be with you Thursday morning.
	Oh, I'm seeing someone come back in.
	Oh, no.
	Sam from HR. Yeah, Sam from HR. Okay, go ahead.
	What do we do?
	Gentlemen, just wanted to let you know that Nevada is going for President Trump.
	Oh, really?
	Yes.
	I would take that as good news if it wasn't coming from you.
	Really?
	It's great they got gambling and floor shows and floor shows.
	Sam, do me a favor.
	Just go buy your merch on Crowder Shop for 47% off Trump1 promo code.
	Do that and leave the room.
	It is a great deal.
	Hey, hey, hey.
	I was finished speaking.
	That means you leave.
	That means you leave the room.
	Yeah, you gotta go.
	I'll see you all tomorrow.
	No, you won't see us tomorrow because it's already 3 a.m.
	You suck.
	We appreciate you coming in to notify us, but you're still unwelcome.
	And not because you're Jewish, but because you suck.
	He sucks.
	It's independent of Jewishness.
	So Nevada officially going to Donald Trump.
	Did he say floor shows?
	He said floor shows.
	What the hell is that?
	Oh, I forgot.
	Throw down CNN. We're not done.
	I'm having a good time!
	Having a good time!
	You better put it all on me tonight!
	And it paid off!
	There's a party in the desert each!
	You don't have to gamble with all your lives!
	Luck me a lady!
	I'm gonna go, go, go!
	There's no stopping me!
	Nice.
	Why is it a lighthouse in Nevada?
	I don't know.
	Come on.
	It's 3 a.m.
	Leave it to a father to be critical, no matter what you do.
	A lighthouse.
	The little lights aren't twinkling.
	Thanks for noticing, Arch.
	It's emblematic of America, Darren.
	Do you hate America?
	No, no.
	Thank you.
	Let's not do that.
	It's for the caravan to let them know where they're going to move.
	Yes, exactly.
	I love the rocky coast of Nevada.
	So, assuming Arizona, the electoral map does look, it looks like, would it be 312?
	That's what I was going to ask you, what the electoral number is.
	Yeah, let's bring up 270 to win, unless there's some kind of crazy ballot dump.
	Let's bring up 270 to win.
	We obviously have pencil.
	So, what happened to 270 to win?
	Well, we already called Georgia and North Carolina and Nevada.
	We haven't been keeping up with 270, sorry.
	Okay, alright.
	Go to Nevada.
	Popping Nevada.
	Popping Wisconsin.
	And let's pop in Michigan, based on the numbers that we're seeing.
	Yeah, 312.
	312, wow.
	312 to 226.
	You told me you didn't think Michigan.
	That's a blowout.
	There's not enough fellatio in the world.
	That's how it should have been.
	I mean, there should have been no questions.
	I never said Michigan is absolutely zero, but I thought...
	Wisconsin, for sure, before Michigan.
	I thought Michigan was the long shot tonight.
	It could still be, but...
	It could still be, because anything can happen in Wayne County.
	I don't want to say after dark.
	I mean, anything can happen in Wayne County at 3 p.m.
	The valets are no longer there.
	There's no more population.
	What if they're like, hey guys, we did our part!
	And it doesn't matter at all.
	I will say this, though.
	Look, and sometimes, and we're going to go to chat, but sometimes, look, you want to talk providential.
	Hey, did it suck?
	Was 220 awful?
	Yeah.
	But this is the greatest comeback in American political history.
	And do you think that Donald Trump's a different guy?
	You think he's a different guy right now where he thought, you know what?
	All right, fine.
	I got nothing to lose.
	Do you think, by the way, and we were there the entire way, and I mean that, the entire, right away, we were calling Clark County the Registrar in Nevada.
	We were going to Michigan to these addresses that didn't exist.
	But now the other conservatives, and I Look, I'm not throwing shit, but the Johnny-come-latelys are willing to say, hey, you know what?
	Maybe there was some foul play.
	And now all of that is, not all of that, but some of that is absolutely vindicated tonight, where you have an entire half of the country who's emboldened to no longer feel ashamed, to feel afraid to make those claims.
	You have Donald Trump who has the mandate of the masses.
	This, in other words, if you could do it all again, would you go through those four years to get what you just got tonight?
	Yeah.
	Would you do it again?
	I mean, I think so.
	I mean, I think we paid a heavy price.
	We did.
	But for the comparison, for people to be like, okay, look, maybe I don't love everything, but this is definitely not the way to go with immigration the way it is under these guys with the inflation rate that we saw, with the economics, with everything else that we've seen.
	We've got to get away from censoring the First Amendment, not even recognizing the Second Amendment.
	We've got to go a different direction.
	Look, it's going to be a messy process.
	It's never easy to maintain.
	You've got it if you can keep it kind of thing.
	If you can keep it, sometimes you need to come to Jesus' moment.
	Usually that involves pain.
	Hopefully, the four years that we experienced under Biden-Harris was enough pain for us to remember not to go back down that road again.
	Well, I think, again, what we do have now that we couldn't have had any other way is you have eight years of Obama, 1,200 average median home increase or average salary increase.
	I don't know if it's average or median.
	4,400 under Donald Trump.
	Negative 4,000 under Biden.
	You're going to have 8,000.
	Four, four, and another four.
	You're going to have contrast, contrast.
	It's going to be like a coral snake of policy.
	What is it?
	Red next to yellow can kill a fellow.
	Red next to black is a friend of Jack.
	Some bullshit.
	What the fuck are you talking about?
	I'm talking about coral snakes!
	Too late.
	You're dead.
	We didn't have anything.
	I'm pretty sure it's red next to yellow can kill a fellow.
	By the way, anyone out there who lives in the geography where coral snakes thrive, I'm 99% sure it's red next to yellow can kill a fellow.
	Red next to black is a friend of Jack because they're fake coral snakes.
	My point is, you've got the different colors here.
	We have 844.
	Four again!
	And then four again, where, by God, you might have a really stark contrast.
	And look, we've always said that the president doesn't necessarily control that much as far as policy, but there is an area that does fall under the purview of executive policy, and we saw it with Obama, we saw it with Trump, we saw it with Biden, and we will see it again.
	That's largely energy, opening up the leases, allowing us to drill in our own land, and immigration that falls under the purview that can be done through executive policy.
	Yes, because that's a proactive approach, right?
	Deciding as a commander-in-chief to go to war.
	You just need to stay the course, and you're going to have another contrast of four years with some executive policy under which Donald Trump actually has control, which can create a direct contrast So you can't necessarily do that with the budget.
	You can't control that with the presidency.
	I hate to say it because everyone's vying for what project they want and earmarks and pork barrel spending.
	But as far as, you know what?
	Yep.
	You can drill as far as, you know what?
	Nope.
	We're not going to let people in.
	We're going to make sure that these people can be apprehended and sent back.
	That can be done with executive policy because we saw it.
	You don't go from 3 million under 4 years of Donald Trump, illegal immigrants, as far as apprehensions at the border, to over 20 million by conservative estimates in less than 4 years of Biden-Harris.
	Watch how quick he signs an executive order to shut that down.
	Yep.
	Well, the shutting down is one thing.
	The deportation.
	We're not going to get any wars overseas.
	We might have some here at home.
	I can't wait until he tries to pull that.
	That's my favorite thing that he said.
	I think everybody agrees on violent criminals, though.
	I think that's the first.
	Start with violent criminals.
	Well, yeah, but not all illegals are violent.
	You're going to have to scoop them up, too.
	Well, no, you scoop up those first.
	But he's going to have the support of so many Hispanic voters, which I think is going to surprise people.
	When you look at deportations of people who are here, who came here illegally, especially people who came here in the last three, four years, you're going to have a huge portion of Hispanic voters say, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	People who haven't paid taxes, even if they're not criminals.
	Of course, every person who was here illegally is a criminal to some extent because they broke the law to be here.
	I think what's going to surprise people is the Hispanic support for deportation of people who have no business being here.
	That's the next blast of cold water, I think.
	He'll support it.
	The last of the cold water is the B-team on CNN that they brought.
	I'm not even kidding.
	This is the B-team doing data analytics this late at night.
	Well, look here.
	We're going to wait.
	What do you got against B-teams?
	Maybe there's a shot.
	Well, let's see what they have to say, but hey, CNN B-team, how tastes our team's pee-pee?
	Let's see what he says.
	A lot about what's happening here, because this is the largest count in the state.
	17.6% of the population lives in this state.
	That margin, you're saying, 29 points, it's got to be, that's a great sign for the Harris campaign.
	It's not when you look at what Joe Biden's margin is.
	Pardon me, sir.
	Fuck this!
	Talk about this for a second.
	Right now, these people would be happier if it's 4 a.m.
	Eastern, and you don't go to bed knowing who the president is.
	They don't want you to know who the president is, which, by the way, we all knew up until, I want to say 2000.
	No ratings.
	They would be happier right now.
	They're trying to, right now, condition you to accept the idea that you don't know who the president is when you go to bed, which is what everyone in this country has known, and in France and the UK and Bangladesh, for God's sakes.
	You want to tell me these people aren't the enemy of the American people?
	It's over.
	It's over, Johnny.
	It's over.
	Yes It's a rumor Yeah, nigga, you know me You asked me I didn't ask you Nothing People call me baby killer I'll cut the vinyl crap Like that Like that Baby killer When I was a kid Detroit was millions of people Yeah.
	A bunch of college.
	Today it's less than a half a million and they're lying about that for census money.
	Yep.
	It is no longer a great American city.
	I'm surprised it has pro franchises in every sport.
	It's that bad.
	I know.
	But the suburbs are still prospering.
	The city itself is a shell.
	It really is.
	And they're often full because it's the only thing left in Detroit.
	I would do comedy there.
	It's the type of city you walk by Quiznos on a Saturday afternoon.
	It's closed.
	Yes.
	A sunny day, there's a million people out going to the ballpark.
	Quiznos is bored.
	People don't know this.
	If you go back and watch Detroit in Ruins, which was my second viral video where I did investigative work, I was with a company called PJTV at that point in time.
	Remember, they were based out of El Segundo.
	A lot of great people there.
	This is not to denigrate them.
	None of them wanted to be the camera operator going to Detroit.
	You did it, remember?
	You did it, and our saving grace was that the crackheads weren't out at 11 a.m.
	Remember that?
	Because it was cold.
	Steven said, Dad, you think we're safe out here?
	And I said, well, it's 20 degrees, and it's pretty early.
	You're safe as in your mother's arms.
	Yes!
	If it warms up, it gets a little later, we might want to move on.
	But remember, we were staying at the Courtyard Marriott in Dearborn.
	I think that back then it was about $82 a night.
	And we went and we filmed in that one house where we saw all the antifreeze, the nails, remember?
	And we filmed it where I was going, oh, we walked into two abandoned houses.
	One had, what was it, 50 packs of surgical tubing, right?
	Remember that?
	And it had syringes.
	Garbage bags of tubing and syringes.
	Individually wrapped surgical tubing.
	And then the second one, we noticed that there was, like, someone had put up Christmas decorations.
	And we went back to that hotel and we were going, ah, shit.
	We didn't get the audio, you didn't turn the mic on.
	Because you weren't a cameraman, but you were the only person with the balls to go.
	We said, we got to go back there tomorrow.
	And we went back the next day and there were new decorations put up.
	Remember that?
	And we sat...
	In our beds at the Courtyard Marriott for $80-something a night in Dearborn, Michigan, with chills going up our spine.
	Remember?
	There was someone there between when we shot yesterday in the evening and today in the morning.
	Remember that?
	We didn't cherry-pick those houses.
	They were random.
	Random.
	Completely random.
	Abandoned homes, yeah.
	That's why I say that was...
	Inten guy or whatever it is.
	Oh, Inten guy?
	What happened to this guy's...
	Where's his aggregate?
	Yeah, where's his aggregate?
	By the way, do we have...
	I know it probably is way back in our channel.
	Do we have a side-by-side of the Des Moines Register?
	We do.
	Versus the final results?
	It was bad.
	What was the name of that broad?
	Seltzer?
	Oh, yeah.
	Seltzer.
	That's her aggregate.
	Our Iowa poll, which showed Kamala how much ahead?
	It was like four points.
	Remember seltzer bottles?
	Those were good.
	Yes.
	And Donald Trump won it by 14 points.
	You're like, he's up by 10!
	Again, remember that you didn't dream it, because for 48 hours, people were going, oh, just so you know, if we see this, it could be a walk-off for Kamala Harris.
	They were prepping the stage for you to be gaslit, and it just didn't work.
	And remember this, whenever people say, ah, you know what, they're going to...
	Hey, if it's insurmountable...
	They do have to back off, and we saw that tonight.
	Well, we're 10 hours into a stream right now.
	I know we have to land the plane, but one thing we haven't done before, we had sponsors really step up for this one.
	So I just wanted to thank those guys.
	So Polymarket, obviously, did the presenting rights.
	We really appreciate that.
	Obviously, Polymarket actually came on board a long time after we started using them, so there was no coordination there.
	No, because we're using them so often.
	And then Noble Gold, we thank you guys for that partnership.
	Make sure you go and support these guys.
	We don't like dealing with most gold companies.
	There's a reason Stephen hasn't done anything with that.
	I said no for years.
	By the way, we will find that coin behind that.
	We'll have to find it.
	Next, we have our pocket catheter sponsor coming in.
	No, we're not doing that.
	True Social, make sure you go to Truth like Donald Trump.
	Reverse True Social.
	Make sure you go and support those guys.
	And Devin Nunes, we talked to him as the CEO of that company.
	And then also Jacked Up Fitness.
	They have done a phenomenal job getting us outfitted.
	We'll have more videos and stuff coming from them.
	So make sure you support all of these guys so that they feel the love as well.
	This is a win for everybody tonight.
	And thank you to Solyndra.
	Yes, yes, thank you.
	I know so many people out there don't remember.
	Was that a $68 billion loss, Solyndra?
	It was huge.
	$500 billion.
	What are you talking about?
	Was it $500 billion?
	$500 million.
	I said $68 billion.
	One of us is wrong.
	I was a little lower.
	Yeah, I don't know who's wrong.
	I'm going to say it's you.
	Okay.
	You know, it really does feel like vindication, but you made a point.
	There are some people in the conservative space that were never Trumpers.
	Remember that?
	Up until recently.
	Remember the conversations that I had where people said, look, look, we want you to come work, here's a contract, but you've got to stop talking about the vaccines and you've got to stop talking about the election of 2020.
	Gerald, remember that?
	Yeah.
	How many conversations did I have?
	I said, no, absolutely not.
	And what happens?
	You talk about the machine going after you when you say, I absolutely won't do it, and furthermore, you should be ashamed to even bring this up.
	Right.
	You get the machine that comes after you.
	We had the exact same thing.
	And so, look, even though I've never had him on the show, we've had his son on, obviously, many times, and he's mentioned us in his rallies, Donald Trump, with the DOJ hidden camera investigation because Mug Club Undercover, which, by the way, you know what?
	I did.
	I meant to do this because then Nick said, mention you're undercover.
	Mug Club Undercover.
	They did the Nashville Manifesto, the DOJ story as far as weaponizing against Donald Trump.
	Remember Jay Varma?
	What was going on?
	This is the COVID czar from New York City, and we did follow-ups on that.
	We also had the story that was going on with Georgia here recently.
	Mug Club undercover, that was a big risk.
	We have people here who, by the way, laid a lot on the line.
	We have some of them out there right now.
	One very big toast to Mug Club Undercover and what they did which directly affected this election.
	There you go.
	We have the good work.
	Creepy children scream.
	I hear somebody else.
	Probably.
	It's probably Jitsu.
	You know, if that Barma thing hadn't happened, we'd probably all be looking at a monkeypox vaccine right now.
	That would have been the next hoax.
	Well, certainly Gerald.
	What?
	What?
	Nothing.
	Homosexuality.
	Let's grab some chats.
	Nice segue.
	All right.
	Hey, who's on the wall?
	Anyone want to guess my temperature?
	Let's see.
	Let's see.
	Oh, 99.6.
	It's not that bad.
	It's not that bad.
	It's one degree.
	You're good.
	No, it hasn't changed.
	But again, like I said, I run cold.
	And by the way, I really do appreciate...
	You know, I was like, yesterday, I never slept like that in my life.
	I said, whatever it takes, a couple of IVs, we're going to make this happen.
	Gerald was still finalizing.
	By the way, a toast.
	One final toast.
	I've said chat like 50,000 times.
	To Gerald, because...
	When we were looking at the Rumble Premium, obviously this right now, and making sure we finalize that contract so that we could have all of our T's crossed and our I's dotted, yesterday...
	What are we?
	No, two days ago, I guess, at this point.
	I was like, Gerald, I don't want to sign anything right now because I'm really excited about it, but I want to make sure we do it right.
	And I just shit myself.
	And Gerald said, it's okay.
	Oh, I thought you meant right now.
	It'll be ready.
	Well, I did as well.
	Two pairs, so I'm safe.
	Uh...
	Captain Morgan, CEO. We would not have...
	Rumble Premium, where we are, would never have happened without, as much as we give them crap, Captain Morgan, CEO. Gerald Morgan.
	Yes.
	Cheers to him.
	Yay.
	Joyner, you're gay.
	Stop it.
	I mean, they're gay, not me.
	Just think, you know what?
	Before chat, just think about this coalition right now.
	You've got Nick DiPaolo.
	You've got Gerald Morgan, an absolute Boy Scout.
	You've got Toolman Tim, who, by the way, worked at every major outlet before this.
	Fox News, The Blaze.
	I have no business being here in the first place.
	You have Noodles here who worked at ESPN for close to 10 years.
	You have Emmys out there.
	You have people who have foregone other opportunities in this industry to be here.
	Talk about a coalition of people from different walks.
	Unbelievable.
	The only thing we have in common is believing in what we're doing here tonight.
	And I mean, really, that's the only thing we all have in common.
	Well, that and I hate your minorities.
	If the minority is named Sam.
	Yes.
	Yes, of course.
	Yes.
	Let's grab some chat.
	All right.
	First chat from Reasonable Redhead.
	When and how do you think Kamala will concede?
	Thank you for making history along with our nation.
	That's true.
	That's a good question.
	She has to certify the election.
	She does have to certify it as vice president.
	That's right.
	By the way, I also want to check in with the polymarket as far as the likelihood of this show being banned on YouTube.
	I think far less now that Donald Trump won.
	But that's a good question.
	Do you think she's going to do it soon?
	I think at this point it's too much of a result, too overwhelming to contest, right?
	She has to do it in the morning, right?
	Are you calling?
	I'll call her right now.
	Hey, you stupid bitch, wake up.
	You get smoked.
	We want to know when you're going to give it up.
	By the way, going home early.
	You're clearly not calling because it's full brightness on your face.
	That's not what it looks like.
	That's what makes it funny.
	You have it set on ring light.
	You going on the view tomorrow, you whore?
	Yeah.
	He's being abducted by his cell phone.
	I'm away from space, Nick.
	What the hell?
	I used to work in special effects.
	Yeah.
	You know, Hillary never conceded.
	That's right.
	She's a cunt.
	Oh, thank you.
	You stole it.
	It's never been beat to the C-word ever.
	I'm sorry.
	Holy shit.
	There we go.
	I'm sorry.
	That was my favorite moment of the night.
	I said, Nick, look, we've got to keep it somewhat clean because we're taking people in from CNN and Fox News tonight, so don't let your freak flag fly until later.
	He's like, all right.
	And he was holding it, and he's like, and I just dropped the C-bomb.
	I hate that word, but in the UK, it's a common descriptor.
	Oh, yeah.
	It means nothing.
	Yeah, we had a girl, Sarah, who works here on a contracting basis.
	She would say it on Skype calls back before Zoom.
	And we had women who worked here, thank God, some women who don't work here anymore, like, I can't believe she said that.
	I was like, well, she's from the UK. It doesn't mean anything.
	It's like, you cheeky bastard.
	Right.
	Yes, yes.
	That did happen with at least one of them.
	Yeah.
	And thank you, Sarah.
	We know that you were staying up.
	We appreciate the help.
	I know it's been kind of centralized here, but we've had a lot of great people who've been helping out.
	So, yeah, I don't know.
	I would bet sooner than later, because I think Kamala at this point wants to be done with it.
	I really do.
	I think she wants to come out and be like, I believe in America.
	Again, the thing that you hate, talking like this.
	I think Tool Man's right, though.
	She has to officially...
	Certify this.
	He's 100% right.
	I think she will.
	She, as vice president, has to certify the election.
	Yeah, that's not it.
	But that's why they try to sue and say, he beat us too badly.
	That's not a public concession.
	Nick Pops, Trump on the verge of victory.
	They still have him at 266.
	They won't change it.
	Go fuck yourselves with a wire brush, CNN. Look at our official wire numbers on the board there.
	I mean, they're not going past 266 either.
	So CNN is just following suit.
	That's right.
	I was just doing my job!
	Yeah, I don't know what that means.
	I don't know why they're taking their time with that.
	And this is where if it was a Stallone film, we'd go, So am I! Well, not to be too self-serving on this, but hopefully something will get done on 230 and some of these, you know, the grip that tech has on us.
	Yeah.
	It's time now.
	Yep.
	I hope so, too.
	Well, we had Devin Younes on tonight, and we've done some...
	That's what I mean.
	This all means nothing unless shit like that changes.
	You know who lit a cigar tonight?
	Yeah, Amano Lewinsky.
	Yes, Joe Biden.
	Joe Biden lit a cigar.
	By the way, as soon as he lit.
	Absolutely.
	There's nothing greater than taking a puff and shitting myself.
	It comes in one and goes right out the other.
	Well, speaking of presidential libraries, there's a guy who can't have one.
	Oh, it'll be like the Gerald Ford Library in Grand Rapids, where it's shaped like a pizza slice.
	And by the time he gets to the back of it, it's an Elvis exhibit.
	You're like, the fuck?
	What is happening here?
	The Gerald Ford Library in Grand Rapids.
	You get to the end of it, it's like, yeah, he played football at this high school, and here's Elvis' guitar.
	The hell's the difference?
	But Trump's is going to be wild.
	Oh, yeah.
	That'll be a theme park.
	It'll make the Reagan Library in Simi Valley look like child's play.
	Let's grab another chat.
	All right, next chat from Creation Awaits.
	Oh, I like that guy.
	What will the deep state do to stop Trump from taking office?
	They can't.
	I don't think they can at this point.
	And they are not stupid.
	They're going to do everything they can to try and kneecap him, to try and create this economy, and lay it at his feet.
	And by the way, they have laid the groundwork there with what they've done the last three, four years where the chickens can come home to roost.
	But that being said, again, I think it can be overpowered too easily by...
	Energy and immigration.
	That's enough to undo it.
	You're ruling out violence?
	No, no, no.
	Definitely.
	But that wouldn't be the deep...
	They'll try and inspire people to be violent.
	But as far as the deep state themselves, I was sort of acting on what would be their direct actions.
	Yeah, I wouldn't rule that out.
	And, you know, they already have hundreds of lawyers lined up.
	Again, it was in the Atlantic like a year ago, what they were going to do if Trump won...
	Oh, right.
	They had this whole thing laid out.
	But they did not anticipate the popular vote.
	It was all predicated on the idea that he would win the Electoral College and lose the popular vote.
	I think it's a lot harder for them to do.
	I really do.
	It's very, very difficult for them to do.
	I mean, nothing is beyond kind of a possibility.
	Right.
	If his number holds in the popular vote, it's a little over 5 million votes.
	The reason I keep sticking and being so stubborn about this is because they tried to kill him.
	Yeah.
	No, I hear you.
	That's why I'm...
	You know, I mean, Jesus, if that doesn't say we'll do anything.
	I think you're right.
	They'll do anything they can get away with.
	So the question now, the rate-limiting factor is what can they get away with?
	I think after tonight, I think it's far less.
	But they will do anything they can get away with.
	And I bet you'll see some protests.
	You'll see things like the Pussyhat March, things like that.
	But as far as immediate violent eruptions, they're going to have to distance themselves from it if that does happen, because...
	It's just too bad of a look right now.
	You beat them so bad, they're not willing to get up off the mat.
	But again, I could absolutely be wrong.
	I hope I'm not wrong on that one.
	Let's grab some more chats.
	Alright, next chat from Turtle.
	Do you think the stream showing the truth stopped the corporate media's lies in their tracks?
	Nope.
	It helped.
	I would certainly never take credit for it.
	I will say this.
	Look.
	And we had a lot of them on tonight.
	And there were a lot of other streams tonight that you could have chosen.
	We appreciate that you didn't.
	No one did what this team here did tonight.
	No.
	And they're out there celebrating, if you can hear them.
	No one did.
	Nick, your flashlight's on, for God's sake.
	I know.
	No, it doesn't do it on its own.
	You have to shut it off.
	There you go.
	Thank you.
	It does do it on its own.
	Obviously, you know how it works to shut it off.
	I fucking googled it, man.
	Everybody complains about that.
	But go back to the fucking show.
	No.
	Here comes the pent-up rant.
	I get a little cranky after 4am.
	Yeah, yeah, I get it.
	the keypad with your palm.
	Tell us what happened.
	You've got some killers.
	He's still got it.
	I'm wearing a shirt, by the way.
	You know what?
	My dad is very much like, you've given your dad credit just for the sense of humor you have.
	There are comedians out there who aren't funny, and there are funny people who aren't comedians.
	Your dad, one of the funniest people you know?
	I'm a huge fan of this guy.
	No, no, no.
	I'm giving you credit right now.
	Stop it.
	But your dad, Nick, one of the funniest people you know, is not a good stand-up.
	When he wasn't hitting me, yes.
	One of the funniest people I know, and it doesn't mean, of course, you would bomb on stage doing stand-up.
	This is when I knew my dad was funny.
	It might not, maybe it was one of these things you had to be there for.
	We're watching an NFL game.
	I'm about 14.
	And remember Sears Die Hard Batteries?
	Yeah.
	That was one of the sponsors of the NFL. It started in the cold.
	Yeah.
	And there's a commercial.
	The guy at the end goes, Sears Die Hard Batteries.
	And he's just smiling at it.
	My father goes, look at him.
	It looks like he wants to fuck it.
	I'm 12 years old.
	Fucking laughing my fucking ass off, telling everybody in school.
	It just cracked me up.
	Yeah.
	You know what?
	It's funny.
	It's like the story of my life.
	I would go, you know what my dad said last night?
	And kids would be like, that's mean.
	Yeah.
	It's not mean.
	It's hilarious.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Go watch Disney on Sunday night.
	I got in trouble with Mrs.
	Lake, my feminist teacher, because of shit you said.
	Mrs.
	Lake?
	Yeah.
	That's true.
	Mrs.
	Lake.
	She kicked me out because I said there were 50 states.
	She said there were 52.
	Oh, yeah.
	You told me about that girl.
	That lady.
	So...
	It's rubbing off on me.
	But yeah, as far as...
	Look, I would never take credit for it, but I will say no one else was doing what we were doing tonight, and that's Lane, that's George, that's Bobby, that's Sam from HR, that's Jake, that's Jitsu, that's Nancy, that's Molly, that's...
	I mean, I don't want to miss anybody.
	The team that makes this happen...
	Devin's a killer.
	I don't want to even mention Devin because I feel like she'll kill me in my sleep.
	That's true.
	Devin has a dark streak.
	What?
	Donald Trump has only been the president-elect for a couple of hours, and the Houthis have literally said they want an immediate ceasefire.
	I'm not kidding.
	Listen!
	We don't want these seven signs of smoke!
	He means what he say!
	I'm not kidding!
	Oh my god!
	I love it!
	Our operation in international waters were for defensive purposes only and we announced an immediate ceasefire.
	Gosh, we're just, we're about two hours away from Hezbollah saying, Olly, olly, oxen free!
	Yes, exactly.
	The hostages are at checkpoint Charlie.
	Dear Jesus!
	And I don't even believe in Jesus.
	I mean, he was a prophet, but he's not the guy he claimed to be.
	These are theological differences.
	You don't need to get in right now, but Jesus!
	We'll see Zelensky and Putin shaking hands in the morning.
	Holy shit!
	I mean, Trump is...
	I don't think they know how it works.
	They've got to buffer till January.
	Ha!
	That's a great point.
	We don't know!
	It's fucking hilarious.
	It's immediate.
	We had grace months?
	No, that's just three more months to piss him off.
	Oh, noodles, that's perfect.
	It's a couple of hours.
	Uncle!
	Uncle!
	Wait, who won?
	Okay, stop!
	Stop right now!
	Put the guns down!
	That's right.
	Look, look, look.
	We had our fun, okay?
	We get it.
	We already got respect back from part of the world.
	That's right.
	We beat our bitches.
	If you give us right what we call the bitch hit grace immunity, we'll call buy guns, buy guns!
	They got like five Blackhawk helicopters they want to give back.
	Yes, exactly.
	Look, look.
	We both had our opinions, for example, you didn't want us to take it, we didn't know how to operate it, so we'll give it back, we'll call it to watch.
	We did some detail work on it.
	It also shouldn't go without saying that the French are doing what they did the best.
	Emmanuel Macron says, congratulations, Donald Trump, ready to work together as we did for four years.
	With your convictions in mind, with respect and ambition, no more peace.
	Don't try to set the terms.
	You fall in line, buddy, and I don't even...
	Otherwise, I just really don't care about France.
	Yeah, exactly right.
	He's from France.
	I'm surprised he didn't specify that the lube would be butter.
	That's right.
	It's healthier.
	K-12.
	K-2, sorry.
	K-12 is the mountain they climbed in that Chris O'Donnell film.
	I think.
	I don't know.
	Let's grab another chat.
	Three more chats.
	Let's do three more chats and call it a night.
	Thank you to everyone who's been here because I know they're celebrating out there.
	I don't think any of us are going to sleep for a good long while.
	Maybe not you.
	No, I'm living a fever dream.
	I can go home and go to sleep, whereas you go home and decompress.
	Yeah, I'm not going to be able to go to sleep.
	Me either.
	Alright, let's grab a couple.
	Well, you know what?
	We'll paint the town red.
	He never kept the time anyway.
	Leave it down.
	Nick's just in his prime.
	You were supposed to be good to me.
	I'm 62 years old.
	Don't look a gay over 61 and a half.
	Let's grab a couple more chats.
	Forehead shining like a...
	Anyways.
	Look at you.
	Look at me.
	I look like Casper.
	I look like Casper, the asexual ghost.
	You look better, though.
	As the night went on, you look better.
	You know what?
	There's a little...
	There's something for some ladies out there when a man looks like he's been hanging on by a very thin thread, and they dig that about me!
	Yeah, you look like Tom Hanks in the last scene of Philadelphia.
	Come on, guys!
	Guys!
	He's already dead.
	Oh, guys!
	Come on, guys!
	I'm sorry, DiPaolo!
	DiPaolo!
	Is Nick's head floating?
	We can redo that.
	We already have a mug on it.
	I forgot.
	Do you know what?
	Tonight, perfectly, we're going to close out with the Nick DiPaolo press secretary.
	That's right.
	I haven't seen any of these tonight.
	This is an important one.
	You know what the funny thing is?
	When we were filming it, because Tool Man, you know, we go in the green screen room and I knew that Tool Man was feeding it to you.
	And I looked to Johnny Boy and Josh at a certain point, and I went, oh, Tool Man's trying to piss Nick off.
	And Nick's like, I don't know what the fuck am I representing?
	Am I Donald Trump, for God's sake, or fucking Biden?
	What are you doing?
	Who writes this shit?
	And I just looked, and I walked back in.
	I said, Tim, were you trying to piss him off?
	You're like, oh, yeah.
	Basically, I keep that and action.
	I'm not the hardest guy to troll, I'll tell you.
	To access your best self, you have to be angry.
	Yes.
	Because I get that, too.
	Anger is a gift.
	It is a gift.
	My father, he said to me that he's beating the fuck out of me.
	Hey, you too.
	We can exchange letters.
	Alright, we'll split the difference.
	Two more chats.
	One more, and then one more after that.
	What?
	Two more, and then one more after that?
	No, I said two more, meaning one and one.
	Two.
	Do the math.
	It's been a long time.
	Alright, next chat from ZuluRomeo96.
	Oh, that's crazy.
	Well, it's a question for Bill, but whatever.
	Oh, he's not here, okay?
	That doesn't count.
	That doesn't count.
	When I said to Cheth, I didn't say, give me one for someone who's not here.
	Well, yeah.
	Oh, by the way, really quickly, a bunch of...
	Thank you, of course, you know, we don't need to do a full toast, but to Kinsey, Bridget, there are a lot of unsung heroes on the legal side who've done a lot here.
	I don't know everyone's name, but certainly to other people who work with Bill, we really very much appreciate you.
	Let's grab a couple more Cheths.
	All right.
	Similar vein.
	Fearless Krieger asks, question for the crew, are you guys worried about them refusing to certify a Trump victory?
	Sure I am, but I don't give a shit.
	I mean, lightly.
	Again, because he took the popular vote, like, I think most of the legs got chopped out from under them on that front.
	Yeah.
	I don't think America has the...
	One, they're not going to support Harris.
	Like, come on.
	Like...
	They didn't show up to vote for her.
	They're not going to show up with rifles for her.
	They're not going to throw them in jail.
	One thing, because I do want to see that terrorist support of the Palestinian guy from Pierce Morgan who said that he would eat halal prepared crow.
	We do need to issue, by the way, you can hit the admonish button because Pierce Morgan's people said, you know, when I was on Pierce Morgan's show and I brought the bell, We had the bell, and it didn't register in the final cut that made it to Pierce Morgan, but I spoke with Pierce, and he'd say, actually, it just didn't register on our microphone because they had gains set differently.
	There might have been a noise gate on Zoom call.
	It might have been a noise gate, and so my team here, we were like, hey, you know what, that's pretty shitty, because it kind of made the segment, because I never spoke unless I hit the bell.
	You can admonish me.
	It seems that Pierce and his team actually did have that in there.
	It was a technical issue.
	So it wasn't Pierce at all.
	And I do appreciate that he was a gentleman about it.
	And I think that I owe him another appearance.
	And I do hope that he has that terrorist supporter on his show who said he would eat halal prepared crow.
	Yes.
	And there's a lot of people that said they were moving to Canada this time around as well.
	Yeah.
	Which I think we should get together in sponsor.
	Sponsor their tickets.
	I'll pay for it.
	Yeah.
	No joke.
	If enough of you join Rumble Premium at the end of this night, we will personally pay for a ticket.
	We'll pick one lucky suitor.
	Canadian.
	Future Canadian.
	And pay for their ticket to Canada.
	Send them to Yellowknife.
	Yes.
	Or, or, or.
	Moosejaw.
	So join Rumble Premium.
	If you've already done that, maybe be the last person to use the promo code TRUMP1. If you're buying merch at 3.30am, you're making incredibly good decisions.
	I like it.
	Yes, you are.
	47% off.
	Go to crudershop.com right now.
	Yep.
	To Nick's question, do you think they'll put him in jail?
	No.
	The Trump administration now is the they.
	I am the law!
	That's right.
	A little bit.
	The man was just ousted.
	They just ousted the man, and now it's...
	Well, but...
	Okay.
	He's going to get inaugurated in January, so...
	There's some times he officially...
	Yeah, that's my question.
	The Hooties didn't know that, so maybe...
	Although that would be hilarious if they put him in jail, and then as soon as we get to January 6th, he's like, I'm free!
	Like Sam's like, put my hands on these gallons one more time!
	Yeah!
	It's a fantasy.
	Let's grab final chat.
	Alright.
	Final chat.
	I like this one.
	From Denver Mustang.
	Does all the Harris Waltz merch get sent to Africa after this like the teams that lose the Super Bowl?
	Finally!
	I've been waiting for one of these funny chat guys.
	That is so funny.
	You're going to have Coney wearing Harris Waltz 2024.
	Who is this quarterback wide receiver combo?
	Yes, exactly.
	He's going to be wearing that along with Coney Romo.
	Were they Super Bowl champions in 2024?
	Yes.
	Well, look, as funny as that would be, before tonight, we just didn't have the budget, and we didn't have it in our projections, so we did not, in fact, create any Harris Walls merch.
	Also, to be fair, a big reason for that is because it's wrong to hate, but I hate them.
	Now, I hate what they stand for, and I hope they find redemption, very much like Sam from HR. Through our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
	Now, maybe it will come to be.
	Maybe it won't.
	But I will still love them from afar.
	Mind you, I don't want to get it by lightning.
	And we'll see you Thursday morning with a deep analysis from all of our data team here who did a fantastic job.
	Please, CrowderShop.com, you have that promo only tonight.
	And this is the last moment for you.
	If you want to get it for Christmas, the OG mug, you want to get it tonight?
	As long as the stream is up, that's the last opportunity as supplies last and we go to Rumble Premium.
	There will be some kind of promotional token going forward, but it will not be Mug Club to everyone who has made this happen tonight.
	Mug Club.
	The people who've been here through thick and thin for years will always make sure that you can have a mug, that we'll make sure that we replenish that mug if it gets broken.
	I mean, unless we get to the point where like three, four years down the line, then, you know, you're just going to have to etch it yourselves.
	But outside of that, thank you so much, and we appreciate you being proof of something greater than...
	It started off as something greater than what we do.
	It started as something greater than a once a week show.
	And then greater than the Never Daily show that you saw.
	And then greater than the show that was no longer on YouTube, but also on Rumble.
	And now greater than the Mug Club Network, which we launched two years ago.
	But a network that is going to reach far beyond what Mug Club ever could.
	It is because of you.
	We couldn't be more grateful for you.
	And...
	I don't know what else to say.
	Genuinely, it's almost 4 a.m.
	Central, so almost 5 a.m.
	at this point.
	The sun's probably going to be coming up soon.
	I don't know how daylight savings works.
	Hopefully we get that settled in the next administration.
	Thank you guys so much, and if you want to buy it as a Christmas gift for someone, this is the best chance to do it so that they can have that token, and you can be one with James Woods, who does not drink.
	We will see you...
	Unless there's an emergency before then, Thursday morning, 10 a.m.
	Eastern, same Mug Club time, which is Rumble Premium time, same Mug Club channel, which is Rumble Premium channel, and we'll leave you with this final installment, at least for tonight, of Nick DiPaolo, press secretary, if Trump won, which he did.
	Well, well, well, look at all the long faces.
	Look at all the long faces.
	Huh?
	What's the matter?
	You mad Hitler's back in office?
	Won in a landslide.
	The kind of landslide they had in North Carolina you didn't do s*** about.
	That kind of landslide.
	He smoked her.
	She won one state.
	What state was that, anyways?
	She didn't even win that?
	I thought she won, like, what is it, Samoa?
	American Samoa?
	Is that a state?
	What is that, a village?
	Doesn't Sandals have a resort down in American Samoa?
	That's right, he won.
	He won big.
	And we want to thank you, the press, for helping him.
	Because every time you opened your dirty fish holes, his numbers went up.
	And up.
	And up.
	This is a fantastic night.
	Somebody just saw Kamala, by the way, heading to the ladies room with a pack of razor blades.
	I couldn't be happier.
	Probably for our legs.
	But anyways, Trump is president again.
	He's gonna make America great again and start by cleaning house hair.
	You're all fired.
	Get out.
	You think I'm kidding?
	GET OUT! We're good to go.

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