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Oct. 21, 2024 - Louder with Crowder
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Did Trump Just Secure the Presidency at the McDonald's Drive Thru?
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We're going to talk about Donald Trump's wins at McDonald's.
And no, it's not on the Monopoly game.
He actually went there and worked there much more than Kamala Harris has.
Top five campaign ending moments throughout history because Kamala is trying to make the list at number one, which is going to be hard to do when we get to number one to show you the number one top campaign ending moment.
It's kind of hard to beat that one.
And also, a lot of athletes are endorsing Donald Trump, and it's not necessarily just about the athletes' endorsements.
It's kind of what it means relative to Donald Trump and who resonates with the president a little bit more than, say, the opponents here.
So I know that I normally don't cause us to have to hit the YouTube dump button, though at the last live stream that we did, I did say there was a word that—it's a three-letter word that starts with an F and ends with an— A G. And I say it in the 90s since, but I still get a stump.
But if at any point I make a mistake and you see this...
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Question of the day.
I know what the answer is going to be to this, and this bothers me just a little bit because it's not going to be the right answer, but I'll ask it anyway.
What is your favorite menu item at McDonald's?
Don't you dare say what I think you're going to say because it's going to be wrong.
What is that?
Don't!
No!
No!
I'm not going there.
I'm waiting.
Okay.
Don't do it.
They're just going to fast forward, Gerald.
Don't do that.
Don't play that game.
Alright, when you hear this...
You know him.
You love him.
Josh Feierstein.
Not sitting in his normal chair.
Josh, how are you today?
I'm good.
I like it raw.
You know me.
You do?
Yeah.
McDonald's.
Is that like a sushi?
Is that a sushi reference?
No, that's a McDonald's reference.
That's my favorite burger.
The double raw cheeseburger.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
I like it like that.
Steak tartar for you from McDonald's.
That's a brave choice.
Hey, dressed up today.
What is your tie?
Okay.
All right.
Well, you guys, I was joking around with you guys earlier.
Act like it's organic.
I was joking around with you guys.
Way to give it away, Josh!
It's the bit!
I was doing a bit where I was making everybody think I was going to wear this tie.
No, you weren't.
Looking like the worst Mormon ever, and then I took it off and everyone was like, where's the tie, pussy?
No, we don't!
Hold on, hold on.
This is revisionist history, folks, and we've got to set the record straight here.
Josh had a tie on, and then he didn't have a tie on, and we said, where'd the tie go, Josh?
And he was like, it's a bit.
And we're like, wait, before the show, just for us?
He goes, yeah, I do bits for you guys all the time.
We're like, name one.
I appreciate that.
There's the belt thing I did once around my neck.
It was a whole thing.
It's not a bit unless it's on air.
Well, now it's on air.
There we go.
Short sleeves.
I look like a manager of Culver's.
Culver?
Culver's goes pretty hard, though.
They do.
They do.
Absolutely.
Josh is going to be at the Bricktown Comedy Club in Oklahoma City on October 26th.
Go to jfierstein.com.
Make sure you go see and support this man.
And make sure you thank him for his service at Culver's.
Wear your best tie.
Even if you don't have a collared shirt, just rock a tie.
Fantastic.
Josh, thank you very much.
And when you hear this...
Lane the Brain, Ginger Snap, how are you, sir?
Sitting in third chair?
Good, good, yeah.
Had quite the weekend.
How's your K-State guys doing?
Good, you know, Big 12 supremacy over here.
It doesn't seem like it means a whole lot this year.
It's kind of weird.
Yeah, it's strange.
SMU, go SMU! ACC country.
Two things.
First of all, I think we all know the answer to the best McDonald's menu item.
No, see, this is why.
That's the lazy answer.
It's not because it's the correct answer.
It is correct, but it is lazy, and it's the trendy answer.
Don't be trendy.
Pick something unique.
No, pick what's correct.
What are you going to say?
Fish filet?
No, filet of fish.
It's not fish filet.
It's filet of fish, Josh.
Get it right.
Second thing, I think we actually mapped the human genome in like 2002.
Yeah, well, he's making sure we got it right.
Yeah, he's fact-checking.
It's a fact-checking, the fact-checkers, scientists.
Francis Collins did it.
Are you doing it?
No.
Thank you.
Okay, then Mr.
Throwing Stones in Glass Houses, I don't think you should.
It happened one year before the release of Kevin Bacon's Hollow Man because they didn't understand the human genome in that movie.
So, fun fact.
Wow.
Wow.
Do you use that on dates?
Yeah, it's not going so well.
You see the hollow woman, the girl that used to be on the date with you.
Yes, attracting the wrong type with that line.
Alright, well look, we'll get you off the hot seat on the dating friends.
But this kind of is a nice start to the week.
There's a lot of serious stuff that we get to talk about, but this is not.
A black man...
Makes a passionate appeal to whites to create new catchphrases.
I need some help from the Caucasian race.
Why did y'all stop coming up with phrases?
Y'all were better at it.
Y'all used to be in y'all bag.
Y'all used to give us some of the greatest phrases.
I don't even know what that means.
When I was growing up, you know, the older white folks used to say, I don't give a rat's ass.
Or, you're skating on thin ice, buddy.
Or, one of my favorites.
Get a load of this guy.
I feel like y'all just stopped doing that.
What happened?
Like, why y'all ain't giving us these good phrases anymore?
I really miss y'all going like, oh, newsflash, pal.
Hold your horses, bucko.
My favorite one, off the rip, get a grip, buddy.
Get a grip.
They used to be my thing.
See somebody acting out of line, man, get a grip.
You know what I'm saying?
Now we ain't got that no more because y'all just stopped making phrases.
I need y'all to get back and make some phrases, man.
I don't give a rat's ass.
That's it right It's a great phrase.
Like I'll never forget when I was a kid I was acting up.
And this older white woman goes, beat it, twerk.
You ain't never going to hear about the mic clean up again.
He's correct.
Where do you guys find these things?
I don't understand.
He's right.
He's right?
The Whites had some banger phrases back then.
You know what, though?
Some of us are still coming up with some.
I actually have one.
You do?
Well, I actually have two.
I came up with two.
It's an option thing.
You guys got to tell me which one is better, okay?
Okay, all right.
Okay, the first one is, it's two different variants.
And that's the cracker, Jack.
I hate it.
Or, or, you don't know Jack Cracker.
Which one do you think?
Oh, that's just racist.
Is it racist?
I mean, it's kind of racist.
It depends on if a black guy says it or a white guy.
You know, it's the same.
I think anybody can say Cracker.
I think it's public domain, yeah.
We'll get back to you on those, Josh.
But, you know, for the audience.
Chat, let us know.
What do you think?
That's the Cracker Jack?
Or you don't know Jack Cracker?
What does that's the Cracker Jack mean?
Is that like you just did something cool?
I mean, it's just like, yeah, like you're telling a story and someone's like, dang, that's how it is.
You're like, yep, that's the Cracker Jack.
So that's the way the cookie crumbles, basically.
Yeah, but no, that's hack.
Mine is original.
Oh, I'm saying it's along those lines.
And it comes with a prize.
Okay.
Okay.
I don't know if this next thing is appropriate here, because maybe this is the wrong time to say, none of this happens without you.
Maybe you don't want any of what you just heard to ever happen again.
Yeah, punt the prompt.
We love you guys, and none of this happens without you.
Trust me, it does get better from here.
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We are two weeks and one day away from the biggest live stream in history.
Hopefully one of the best days that we'll have.
I feel like it's looking pretty good right now, but I'm a little nervous because I also thought it was looking pretty good in 2020.
Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
Ah, see, there you go.
That's right, you never do because some of them are going to be eggs.
You don't know Jack, Cracker.
It doesn't work, Josh.
Stop trying to make that happen.
It's evident.
Fetch is not going to happen.
He's just going to keep bringing it back.
Alright, so there's a lot of...
We'll say effeminate things that happen on Twitter.
And we just wanted to have a segment where we could kind of put all of these things together.
sponsored by Grindr, gayest tweet of the day.
Just like a high-end What'd you say?
Nothing, honey. - So within the last, I don't know why I laughed.
Fine.
Nobody else in the room laughed.
Nobody else thought that had any smile.
Thanks.
I appreciate that.
I'm feeling kind of gay.
I'm not.
Gerald does no Grindr.
When we mention Grindr...
Oh, that's not true.
I'm not 52.
He's not 52.
I'm absolutely not 52, guys.
Look, if I was 52, I mean, that's not so bad, right?
Guys, correct his Grindr page.
Have some respect.
No, don't respect.
Respect the sign that's in rainbow colors back here.
I get trolled all day.
Okay, so within the last few days, Kamala Harris supporters, you know, they're not known for being the most, like, you know, manly, burly men out there most of the time, but they've put out some rather gay tweets.
And so here are three of the best.
So the first one comes from Jeff Flake, the former Arizona senator, wrote, I'm voting for Kamala Harris, not in spite of being conservative, but because I'm a conservative.
Really?
Conservatives believe in the rule of law.
Okay, so...
Blah...
Help me out here, Jeff.
I'm not voting for Kamala Harris in spite of being a conservative, but because I'm a conservative.
Okay, so what conservative principles?
You believe in the rule of law.
And Donald Trump doesn't?
You just don't like that Donald Trump is being sued by the federal government in bogus cases, which, by the way, we've exposed one of those for being a bogus lawsuit that everybody knew was bogus to begin with?
You don't like the lawfare going on, maybe?
Conservatives believe in the rule of law.
How about abortion?
How about freedom?
How about free markets?
How about freedom of speech?
How about the right to carry a gun?
How about all of the other things that make conservatives anyway?
You're gay.
Well, what about just going to the fact that she tried to bail out violent rioters?
That's true.
Sorry, she supported the fund.
She supported the fund and ended up bailing out a violent rioter.
Didn't one of those guys end up killing somebody?
He killed a person.
He killed a guy.
He killed a guy.
Yeah, that's right.
Ended that campaign, too.
So, Tim Walls, number two here, he used his football coaching skills to basically stop Trump.
It's stupid.
Run the clip.
This is on Twitter.
He doesn't have a full offense on the field.
He doesn't.
He's got 11 players, though.
Hold on, he's got 11, doesn't he?
What?
5, 6, 7, 8, 9...
We got 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 8, 11.
Alright, I didn't see the guy behind him.
Our linebackers are watching that guard and they will read.
So this linebacker...
We call this a skill set of his.
Getting to the polls, voting.
You got our chance to stop this.
Let's play defense, folks.
The linebackers definitely ain't voting for Tim Walls because they're white males in most situations.
So I promise you he's not getting the linebacker vote.
What?
For those of you who are sports fans, that is some of the most basic stuff that you see.
And I understand he's speaking to an interesting audience, trying to connect with him on a football level, and I'm a coach!
You lost people at reading the guard.
Most people don't understand that that's what linebackers are queuing certain players.
It seems like a bit of a stretch just to make him look relatable and like a coach.
Like he had all his players.
I think it was supposed to be a halfback stretch.
But I tell you what, I would smoke that dude in Madden.
You would?
Yeah.
What about Tecmo Bowl?
Anybody go back to that?
I don't know.
We're not 52.
Neither am I. I think we've established that.
Oh, good.
Alright, so option three.
Somebody do me a favor and clip this and send it to Shaney.
Shaney will love this.
Shaney Rich.
Harry Sisson.
I had a video on my account that got taken down because we called this guy names that were totally meant to be he's a dork.
On Twitter?
On Twitter.
Back at the RNC, Shaney and I did a video and it got taken down.
We had like 1.5 million views and they were like, oh, you called him a name you can't call somebody.
That's retarded.
Melanie Mack loves that name.
So he's a paid Democrat influencer who basically tries to find the positive in every single negative kernel that Kamala drops and says, Yes!
She's doing phenomenal!
She just showed Bret Baier what's up!
Stuff like that.
So he actually campaigned for Harrison Barr's.
It's gay bars, mostly.
We campaign for Kamala Harris, even in the bars.
Gotta meet people where they're at.
Straight white dudes for Kamala Harris.
Look at that picture.
Pull it back up.
Yeah, bro!
We're in the bars!
I just got my 21st birthday so I can drink!
You have to clarify, because white dudes for Harris alone does not say that you're straight.
Exactly.
So you have to specify, we are straight white dudes for Harris.
It would almost mean that white dudes for Harris is exclusively gay.
And you have to say...
What Harris is gayer than any homosexual voting for Trump.
Like, full-fledged.
Do the math on that, but it's true.
Do the math on gayness.
You could be banging dudes all the time, but if you're voting for Trump, you're definitely straighter than Harris is gay.
Was that photo taken before or after the glory hole visit?
Look at the bartender in the backpack.
Look at these foghorns.
Is that Josh?
I know.
What?
Oh, it is me.
I thought I was moonlighting.
Dude!
I was moonlighting at gay bars.
I forgot.
Oh, my gosh.
I didn't forget.
The money's great.
I'm glad we did this.
The only problem that I have with this is that there are so many of these to choose from, and I don't want to give some of these people air time, but Harry's just...
Some of them need to be pointed out and be like, just look at that.
He's a shill.
He's not somebody who has a legitimate viewpoint.
He's a word I can't say, otherwise I'll get in trouble and we'll have to dump that portion.
He's a twerp.
No, he's a twerp.
Remember to vote.
vote that has been gayest tweet of the day wait we gotta what you say nothing honey what Yeah, we gotta push him to go vote on X. Yes, we put the poll up on X. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Yeah.
I am not mapping the human genome.
Alright, so, do me a favor.
I forgot.
I forgot.
I apologize.
We'll come back.
back we'll rewind it like nothing happened wayne's world like five people got that fine Fine.
Listen, so we want you to vote on which was the gayest of the gay tweets of the day.
And we just put polls out on both my ex and Stephen's ex, so at S. Crowder and at G. Morgan Jr.
So go there right now.
Vote for the gayest tweet of the day.
We're going to come back at the end of the show.
And let you know how it went and see if maybe some people on my poll feel differently and Stephen's poll, that goes different ways.
Anyway, that's the gayest tweet of the day now.
I do like this.
See, much better.
That's how we end a segment.
There we go.
I was like, remember to vote?
We're pushing people to go register to vote or something like that?
Like, right in this segment?
What's going on?
Get your asses out to vote.
That's right.
That's fair.
Did they say that was vulgar of him to say?
Probably.
Yeah, CNN was saying something was vulgar.
I think it was the...
Maybe it wasn't this, but he said that she was a shitty vice president.
True.
That's what he said.
Did he say that?
He said that.
Can we see that?
Hey, guys, if he said that out there, like, recently, because this was on CNN this morning, I think.
A shit vice president.
Excuse me.
I know I'm cursing a lot.
Well, he did say that, you know, there were asshole countries, you know, that they were sending people from.
So it would be on brand for Donald Trump to say that.
I saw Chiron.
They said the Arnold Palmer story was vulgar.
I didn't hear it.
I'm not sure what story they were referencing.
I didn't hear that one either.
We'll find out.
We'll bring that in later.
If they bring it up, let me know.
Yeah, we'll figure it out.
Alright, so a lot of you are hearing about Donald Trump visiting a McDonald's and this being a really, kind of a big deal for a lot of reasons.
We'll get into all of those, but for me, I love this.
This is Donald Trump trolling at its finest.
He actually went and worked at a Philadelphia area McDonald's making french fries and making a lot of new friends.
We want to go!
We want to go!
Red tie on point. - That's right.
See?
Ties are good, Gerald.
No, they're not.
Please don't let the United States become Brazil, my native Brazil.
Please.
The apron looks good on him.
You can pull it off.
Never touches the human hand.
Because I'm a germaphobe.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Thank you, Mr. President.
It's an M. Night Shyamalan.
You made it possible for ordinary people like that.
What's it doing?
Thank you so much.
I can see.
Well, and look, it was great, but like just one second later, there was an argument that broke out in that car.
You are fucking.
You fucking.
laughter They only got one order of fries, and listen, that's hard to do with two people in the car.
You have to share, and sometimes that's not easy to do.
But look, Donald Trump had a lot of fun, obviously, there.
People loved seeing him.
He actually served french fries, which I doubt Kamala Harris ever actually did.
But he does have some problems that he's going to have to deal with now, because the IRS, less than 24 hours later, is already reaching out to him about making sure he pays for his taxes there.
So that's bad.
Come on, Boston Globe.
You're better than that, Boston Globe.
But if you think that this is the first time that Donald Trump and McDonald's have crossed paths, you're wrong.
He has a history of working for them, including this TV spot with Grimace.
I don't know how you do it.
I've put together some really impressive deals.
But this thing you've pulled off, it's amazing.
A big and tasty for just a dollar?
How do you do it?
Good.
What's your secret?
So, listen.
You know, Grimace, after The Big and Tasty failed, actually he was seen actually getting maybe a little lubricated because he was a little drunk.
No, you skipped.
Wrong clip.
Oh, no!
Grimace!
Grimace is an alcoholic!
Look, some things don't work, okay?
The Big and Tasty for a dollar was a great deal.
Donald Trump was right, but it failed.
So, you know, you have to go drink your problems away.
But here's what...
It became something else.
It was good for a week.
Yeah, it was fantastic.
Donald Trump going to McDonald's, I think, is fantastic.
He resonates with people in a lot of different areas of life.
Every time he goes into kind of whatever the working man territory is, because there's a lot of them...
The left thinks that people are just going to go, it's a billionaire who's out of touch completely.
In this case, that didn't happen.
There was a line of people you saw down the street cheering for Donald Trump.
He goes in there.
He has fun.
He actually looks good in the apron.
He serves fries.
Everything looked really actually kind of cool.
But the left can't say that, oh, he's out of touch.
Now they go, oh, it's all a stunt.
They're going to that kind of line of attack and saying, this isn't even real.
So leftists online, they kind of freaked out about the whole thing saying it was staged.
And we'll start with the New York Magazine.
So in an effort to highlight his claim that Kamala Harris never worked at McDonald's, Trump pretended to work at a closed McDonald's where he served pretend orders to supporters pretending to be customers.
I mean, listen, come on.
Do you think that the person who is the most likely, like if there is a list of people that are going to possibly be killed this year, Donald Trump certainly has to be at the top as far as threats against his life code.
Do you think he's going to go into just a random McDonald's on the rush for lunch and just be like jumping behind the line and serving random people as they come up to the drive-thru?
Do you think the security for that is actually reasonable?
Also, it's a troll job.
You're taking it way too seriously.
And I love the fact that it pisses them off because we know this.
Sometimes hate watching.
A view is a view.
Somebody hates you.
A lot of you right now are watching because you hate me.
And I don't know why.
I didn't do anything wrong.
But that's a view.
It doesn't count.
It doesn't matter.
It counts.
It doesn't matter.
The same thing is happening right now with the McDonald's thing.
They're pushing this out saying Donald Trump is out of touch.
They're just bringing more attention to the fact that Donald Trump went and did kind of a funny thing at McDonald's that people are looking at now as kind of iconic.
No, there's a lot to glean from this stunt, if you will.
First of all, yeah, it's obviously a political campaign stunt.
We all know that, but that's rich coming from the same people that put Joe Biden behind a little tyke's desk in a fake Oval Office set, you know, whatever.
But at the same time, he looks completely natural in this role.
People resonate with him.
He seems like a nice man that you would want to have as your boss or that you would want to spend a weekend with, which is totally counterintuitive to the narrative that the left consistently tries to paint of him.
So when they see this, they automatically have to go into meltdown and extreme cope mode because they're like, oh no, we can't paint him as the scary Project 2025 take your rights away guy.
He's going to take your fries away, bro.
Right.
Exactly.
Even more than that, and to the next story we'll get to, I think this all just shows how incredibly important Pennsylvania is and what the internals must be showing because he's basically living in the state of Pennsylvania for the next two weeks.
He should.
All of his surrogates are in the state of Pennsylvania.
Kamala's, well, I don't know what she's doing, but, you know.
We'll get to that.
We'll get to that.
And these people get it.
These people in Pennsylvania, they understand that it was a stunt.
Yes.
I mean, no one's saying it wasn't a stunt.
Exactly.
It's weird to be like, it was a stunt.
Yeah, of course it was a stunt.
Like you said, you have the issues of safety and concerns there, and then you also have, it's a business.
You see the video, you say it's privately, locally owned or whatever.
It's an owned franchise.
Locally, they don't want to just do this stunt when they're doing regular business.
They went to...
Now the media is going to shitting on the actual McDonald's itself.
I know, of course.
They're saying, oh, they failed a health code inspection, you know, five years ago or whenever it was.
Every single fast food joint has failed a health code inspection at some point.
Do you understand how this works?
Nothing resonates with...
No.
Right.
Nothing resonates with...
Look, I don't...
100%.
I don't care if he finally got the milkshake machine working.
He'd win 49 states if he got the ice cream.
I know.
Absolutely, yeah.
McFlurries for everyone.
That's right.
Every time.
So, listen.
So, do me a favor.
I don't know which McDonald's this is, but this is a franchisee basically making a call saying, yeah, I'm going to do this.
I don't care if you support McDonald's or not.
Support this guy, right?
Or this gal.
Whoever owns that.
And if you know a pretty conservative business owner that owns a McDonald's, go support them too.
Go support.
Go show.
If anybody out there is going to say and cry about this...
Go support them, just like with Chick-fil-A, where that whole thing blew up and Chick-fil-A's were packed after that.
They were already doing a lot of business, but they were absolutely packed.
So go support this guy.
But look, he's right about Kamala Harris.
She's never worked at McDonald's.
And in fact, she was permanently banned.
Josh, I don't know if you remember this.
She was actually permanently banned.
Very sad story from McDonald's in the 90s after a really, really messy breakup with her celebrity boyfriend.
Really?
I'm banging it.
That was not me.
That was soundboard guys.
AI is getting way too good.
And no matter what you think about Donald Trump, if you don't, you're putting it on the soundboard.
I basically just caught that.
I do this to myself every single time.
You're going to bring it up at the most inopportune moments of some guy on screen or something like that.
That's what we do best.
Stop it!
I'm not 52.
We've talked about this.
No matter what you think of Donald Trump, though, right?
Some of us, like, we understand.
You've seen him long enough.
He's kind of doing stand-up comedy.
He's kind of just kind of running through thoughts as they come out, so he speaks in kind of a broken way sometimes.
He'll pivot in his brain and go to a different point, and they try to just run the text and say, Donald Trump is out of his mind.
But no matter what you think about Donald Trump, he is a good man that stops to wish people happy birthday.
It's Kamala's birthday.
She's turning 60.
Do you want to say it?
Yes, I would say happy birthday Kamala.
She's turning 60.
Did you get her some fries?
Trying to say something nice.
I think I'll get her some flowers.
Why not to beat her again?
Maybe I'll get her some fries.
You're right.
That might be.
I'll give her some McDonald's.
I'll get her a McDonald's hamburger.
Thank you.
No, it is her birthday.
It is true, right?
I guess.
Happy birthday Kamala.
It looks like he actually works there.
It looks fun.
It does.
He's like the store manager.
He's like, oh, that's a nice guy.
Funnily enough, because this is a stunt and this is all hilarious.
We all agree.
It's a great photo op, but this is what I wanted from him desperately at the beginning of this campaign and in 2020 was to stay disciplined and on message.
This is on message.
It is trolling, but it is using it the way it's supposed to be used.
Yeah.
And it only makes him have more broad appeal and more likability with the general public.
So I'm just extremely happy to see the way that he has kind of reigned in himself over the last couple months at the right month.
Yeah.
Because, you know, one of the things that we live and die by is what the polls are doing, what we perceive Donald Trump to be doing, big mistakes potentially that he could be making, or big wins that he has.
But when that happens in August and September, you think, well, that's not very far removed from November 5th.
But in most people's minds, They never even see it, right?
They absolutely never see it.
Speaking of never seeing it, if you haven't seen it, we have the clip of presidents calling her a shit vice president.
Oh, we do?
Well, he wished her a happy birthday, first or second.
I don't know.
Play the clip.
It's different.
So you have to tell Kamala Harris that you've had enough, that you just can't take it anymore.
We can't stand you.
You're a shit vice president.
We're not gonna take it.
You're the worst vice president.
Kamala, you're fired.
Get the hell out of here.
You're fired.
Oh, he's so vulgar.
Oh, no.
Get the hell out of here, Kamala.
Wait, pull that clip back up and freeze it at the end real quick.
What?
Look right over...
No, okay.
The girl right behind his head looks exactly like Ron Perlman.
Oh my goodness.
Get right there.
That's funny.
Okay.
Classy.
Sure.
He said a bad word.
Fine.
Seriously?
That's what they're gonna rake him over the coast?
He's saying what we're all thinking.
Yes, of course.
Exactly.
She is a crappy president.
It's Barack Kamala.
But she's not the president, Gerald.
You're fired.
Vice president.
Sorry.
But she is and she isn't.
It's a...
I don't know what to call her.
Absolutely.
All right, so speaking of Kamala Harris, we know that Donald Trump was doing the things that we want him to do, right?
He was going out, he was being a man of the people, and he was shoring up support in these communities where a lot of times Democrats say that he can't because he's a billionaire, whatever.
He's been loved in those communities for a long time.
And it's only getting worse for Democrats.
But while he was busy shoring up that portion of the vote in Pennsylvania, which is going to be key, Kamala spent the week crapping on Christians.
It actually happened.
Shouting at crowds and absolutely doing terrible and bombing interviews.
And that brings us to Today in Kamala.
I can imagine what can be and be unburdened by what has been, you know?
That they would undo the protections of Roe v.
Wade, and they did as he intended.
Oh, you guys are at the wrong rally.
Would you still advocate for using taxpayer dollars for gender reassignment searches?
I will follow the law.
Never again!
When did you first notice that President Biden's mental faculties appeared diminished?
I stood up to veterans and stood up forks, excuse me.
You've been in office for three and a half years.
And Donald Trump has been running for office.
But you've been the person holding the office.
You and I both know what I'm talking about.
You and I both know what I'm talking about.
I actually don't.
What are you talking about?
They're wrapping me very hard here.
I hope you got to say what you wanted to say about Donald Trump.
I can imagine what can be and be unburdened by what has been, you know?
No, Kamala, we don't know.
That's the whole point of this.
And look, her faux pas, by the way, whether it was that or whether it was her actually saying that somebody who said Jesus is Lord was a problem, it was so bad that her campaign ended up making sure that she was at a Baptist church in Atlanta the following day.
To be blessed.
Come on.
Blessed.
Seek it out.
Blessed.
That reminds me of my Sunday church services.
She's at the wrong church.
Come on, guys.
You can't do that to me.
I love it when that happened during the Brett Baer interview and you're like, what?
What?
Who did that?
Somebody got fired.
It's really funny.
Also true.
But listen, that's...
I mean, I don't know what kind of faith she has.
I know that I can judge a tree by its fruit, and the fruit that I see from Kamala Harris is not great at all, as far as being a Christian and trying to do that.
Maybe that's a segment I'll do sometime.
There's a lot of people asking questions about this, making some very definitive statements on whether you can vote for a Democrat as a Christian right now or not, based on their platform.
And I think that's very interesting.
But what I do know is that when somebody yells out, Jesus is Lord in the audience, you don't react like Kamala did.
You react like J.D. Vance did.
Anti-Christian rhetoric and anti-Christian approach to public policy.
I don't think that we've...
That's right.
Jesus is king.
And I don't think that we've seen...
That's how you do it.
Right there.
Just lost Williamsburg.
Yeah.
Done.
Sorry.
Okay, whatever.
But look, the polling continues to go very, very poorly for Kamala.
And we're not basing our outlook on this election just on polling, because polling can get it wrong, right?
There are a lot of things, so make sure.
Pedal to the metal.
All gas, no brakes.
These are white comments.
I'm just making sure we're throwing in some good catchphrases here, right?
See, I'm bringing it back.
Yeah.
Pedal to the metal, baby.
You know, no sleep till Brooklyn.
I don't know.
Something like that.
But make sure that you treat it like he's 10 points down.
Polling, though, on the other hand, should show you some positive signs that the work that we've been putting in is paying off, right?
So right now, nationally, Kamala Harris is plus.9 in the RCP average.
Now, for context, she was plus 2.2 at the beginning of October.
But four of the last five polls have gone for Donald Trump.
So that average is continuing to come down.
I think in the next couple of weeks, as we get even closer to Election Day here, probably in this week, you'll probably start to see more polls that are doing well for Donald Trump, at least based on what we've seen.
To give you some context, 0.9 right now, Kamala Harris plus 0.9, right?
At this time in 2020, Biden was plus 7.5 nationally.
Think about that.
Clinton, 2016, she was plus 6.2 at this time.
Donald Trump has absolutely blown away his past performances.
And I am surprised that that is even possible right now.
A lot of people might tell you, well, they fixed the polling.
I don't think so.
I've seen polling that still looks very wonky for me, and I'm like, I can't believe that anybody would say that Kamala Harris is their pick after saying the economy is the most important thing to them, and that they trust Donald Trump with the economy more than Kamala Harris by like 10 points in the same poll.
Like, that kind of stuff roughly happened in, I think it was Michigan, one of them, and I was like, I don't understand this.
I don't think you guys have fixed these polling issues here, but I don't know.
We will see.
In swing states where, obviously, this is where all of the Focus and attention is going to be right now, mostly in places like Pennsylvania, specifically Michigan, Wisconsin, those places.
The average for all the swing states is Trump plus one.
He's leading in all seven.
Look at that.
The beautiful red wall there.
The closest one, ooh, pull that back up.
Wisconsin, that would be beautiful.
I really want him to win Wisconsin.
That's the only plausible one.
I mean, Michigan's higher, but I know there's going to be some...
If he, man, if he wins, like, gun to your head.
Stephen always says that, and I understand the reference here.
Not Russian roulette, but like actual, loaded.
Gun to your head.
Do you think he wins Michigan and Wisconsin and Pennsylvania?
You think he takes all three?
I think if he takes Michigan or Wisconsin, he takes all three.
I think he can take Pennsylvania without winning the other two.
I agree.
Yeah.
But the way it's looking right now, man, momentum is really heading his direction and nothing they do seems to really...
The other trends in these states are looking really good, too, up in the upper Midwest with the Senate and congressional races.
The Senate candidate in Wisconsin has made a huge comeback over the last month.
Ohio's looking like it's going to go towards the Republicans.
All of the election predictors, not all of them, but for the first time, the larger ones, I believe, like 538, have the House, the Senate, and the presidency all leaning Republican.
So that would be fantastic because then we could actually get something done.
How's Carrie Lake doing in Arizona?
She is closer now.
Good.
She's been struggling to keep up with Donald Trump's numbers in Arizona.
I know we're talking about swing states, but I happen to know that the betting odds for Trump overturning a blue state are quite good.
What?
What do you mean?
I put down a couple hundred bucks.
On which state?
Well, it doesn't matter.
It's not a parlay.
Oh, it's overall.
Like a solid blue state.
Oh, you mean flipping one from 2020?
No, not flipping one from 2020.
Flipping a solid one.
Historically.
I'm hoping New Mexico or Colorado.
What does that pay you?
New Hampshire.
It's like six to one odds.
You only got six to one?
Five and a half.
That's pretty good.
To flip California?
Not California.
Josh puts a tie on and starts doing math.
I know, he does.
Come on, leave the tie on.
Any one state.
Yeah, I don't know.
Okay, you want to know exactly?
It's a $500 bet and it comes out to like, I think it's like $3,500.
Oh, okay.
Well, that's not bad.
We'll be rooting for you.
You need to make sure you let us know what states are on that list because I would be...
If you have 10 states to choose from and then a historically blue state that's not on your list flips, you're going to be really pissed off.
It's kind of one of those kind of things.
I don't want that to happen to you.
But speaking of betting odds, with Polymarket, the average is...
Well, is it just with Polymarket or is this across all of the kind of the odds?
What do we have here for the betting odds?
Is this the RCP betting odds?
Yes, this would be the average of all the different sites.
Oh, okay.
Golly.
Wow.
The average across all of these is 20?
Yeah.
Plus 20 for Trump?
Correct.
One month ago, the average was plus 6 for Kamala?
Yes.
Geez Louise!
What a flip!
That's another one!
That's another white one!
Geez Louise!
There we go!
We're getting catchphrases!
What?
Tarnation?
Yeah!
Holy smokes!
Yeah, baby!
That's also another one!
See, they just naturally happen.
So people are going to try to fact check this on, they've done it on X, one of Stephen's posts about Polymarket community noted, they're like, this isn't an actual indicative of the polling, it's just where people are placing their money.
No, no, and I know.
We know that.
And that's how we, by the way, let me just clear something up really quickly.
We cited Polymarket We're good to go.
That just happened.
So, by the way, we haven't been citing them this whole time, and they haven't been a sponsor this whole time for any reason.
It just never happened, and we liked citing them because it was an interesting thing to do.
It's an interesting metric.
Now, it's like, well, yeah, that partnership actually works out.
So these guys, they had the balls to come on and sponsor and be a big part of the election livestream, which we will talk a whole lot about coming up.
But anyway, just so you know, just to clear up any misconceptions out there, what you need to do, though, is look at this and see Trump rising and Kamala falling.
That's what you need to see.
Donald Trump is getting better and better and better, more disciplined, doing more rallies, going to more ballgames, going to be among the people, not doing as many of those things where he's going to have to go and do a combative interview where they're going to try to catch him in saying something and his mind is going to go from one thing to another thing and then back and they're going to go, I see he's losing it.
He baited Kamala into that Fox News interview, and that might be the most brilliant thing he's ever done.
Yeah, and it blew up in her face, in my opinion.
It did not show that she was strong and that Bret Baier was overly pressing.
Listen, don't take my word for it.
Just go back and look at what J.D. Vance did with Dana Bash and with Kristen Welker.
And look at what Donald Trump did.
I don't think he's done Kristen Welker.
I think Dana Bash did interview Donald Trump or some combative interviews that he sat down with.
CNN Town Hall with Caitlin Collins, where he pulled out the receipts from the tweet from January 6th.
Remember that?
Look at all of those interviews.
And then look at Brett Baer and Kamala Harris.
And tell me, this person cannot take criticism, cannot be fact-checked, which every single person on the left was saying, it is your responsibility, media, during a debate to fact-check and prop up Kamala Harris.
I added the prop-up part because they won't say that part out loud, but that's exactly what they wanted to have happen.
And Brett Baer just said, but you've been president for three and a half years.
I don't know what you're talking about.
This is your position.
Have you changed?
That's it.
That's how he interrupted.
No, you're right.
He definitely did Bader into that.
And he baited a few people.
He might say he's a master Bader.
I would say that.
No, he's...
That's a different level.
I just think that whoever's running his campaign really, really has a good handle on things because if you look at how the campaigns have kind of crossed through the timeline of this election cycle, at the beginning Trump's doing all the combative interviews.
He's going out with hostile outlets like CNN and whoever and J.D. Vance is doing the same thing.
And at that time Kamal's like, well I'm out there with the people, I don't need to do this.
Not doing a single interview at that time.
But the entire time that gives the ammunition to Trump's campaign to say she's scared to go out there.
She's scared to go out there.
And she enters what's called this doom loop thing that Stephen has cited and people like David Sachs on all end of sight of where all of a sudden she becomes to this point.
Like, well, maybe I should do an interview to get people to, you know, get rid of this narrative that I'm scared.
So Trump pushes that.
She's scared.
She's scared.
Force her into one.
She blows it.
And now they're like, well, why is Trump not doing it?
Well, Trump's in a position now where he doesn't need to do it.
No.
He forced her hand and he's run a brilliant campaign to this point.
If the Republicans get out in force and you actually turn up to vote, if Christians and gun owners and sports fans show up to vote, we should win this thing.
But, you know, don't rest on your laurels.
No, absolutely.
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We don't look back with the kind of regret that we had last time and a lot of misinformation that was out there.
And I say that term in the appropriate sense.
There was a lot of people on the right, and maybe that was a ploy from Democrats basically to pose as right-wingers and say stuff that was completely untrue so that they could point at it and say, see, it's untrue, so all of it has to therefore be untrue.
All of these legitimate grievances people had.
Bristol boards did go up.
Water mains did break, according to officials in Atlanta, I believe, is where it broke, right?
Well, they did say water mains broke.
They said it.
They said it, right?
Those things happened.
But all of that got lumped in with, well, 62 cases got thrown out.
You lost 62 times.
They didn't tell you that we won, what was it, 24 of 32 that were actually hurt on the merits.
So let's make sure that that doesn't happen this year.
And hopefully it doesn't matter.
Hopefully it's a mood point.
Donald Trump walks off and then these guys can cry all they want, just like in 2016.
Yeah, vote like you're 10 points behind.
Absolutely.
So we think Kamala Harris is, she's trying to make this list, right?
And this is a tough list to crack.
Look, if you want to be the best, you have to beat the best.
If you want to be the champ, you got to beat the champ, right?
Okay, here we go.
Campaign ending moments that Kamala Harris has thrown out there.
We'll look back and see, but what we do have is a top five that's going to be hard to crack.
Campaign ending blunders.
Number five, Howard Dean's scream in 2004.
After a wonderful night, this man hit his peak after placing third in Iowa caucuses.
The world is your oyster.
What are you going to do from here, Howard?
We're going to South Carolina, and Oklahoma, and Arizona, and North Dakota, and New Mexico, and we're going to California, and Texas, and New York, and we're going to South Dakota, and Oregon, and Washington, and Michigan, and then we're going to Washington, D.C. to take back the White House!
And dead.
How is that real?
That can't be real.
He was like, I did it!
We're going to go here, and we're going to...
It's like my five-year-old who doesn't understand how to process happy feelings sometimes, and he gets so excited that he just runs around.
That was what Howard Dean did, and immediately his campaign failed.
Okay.
That's better.
I was a freshman in high school that year.
No one knew who he was, but everyone in high school was quoting him.
Yeah.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Poor guy.
Wasn't he a douchebag, though?
Didn't he cheat on his wife?
There was a whole story, right?
That's his sound when he climaxes.
He sounds like that turtle.
No, I don't.
No, I'm fine saying in this...
I don't know what you're talking about.
Franklin Teenage Mutant, what are we talking about?
I don't want to talk about Franklin Climax.
All right, so let's go to an actual example from history that many people would have forgotten by this point.
From 1884.
No video on this one.
James G. Blaine versus Grover Cleveland.
Blaine's surrogate, Samuel Burchard, insulted Catholics at a campaign reception in New York, saying...
Republicans do not want to be associated with rum, Romanism, and rebellion.
You did that in New York?
I know the Al Smith dinner probably wasn't around then, but there's a lot of Catholics in New York.
A lot of Irish Catholics in New York, by the way.
Like 250,000 at the time.
Blaine lost New York by 1,100 votes and that cost them the entire election.
And by the way, speaking of the Al Smith dinner, you guys know that Kamala Harris no-showed it and sent in a really terrible...
Did she send that video in to be played at the Al Smith dinner?
Yeah, it was with her and Molly Shannon.
Yeah, Molly Shannon doing the arm.
Pit thing?
Yeah, Superstar.
Mary Kathy Gallagher.
No, I know.
It was pretty trash.
It was terrible.
I feel bad for Molly, kind of.
I don't.
She saw the ride and she bought a ticket.
She put it all up there and it failed.
Well, I feel bad for her in that way, but how did she think it was going to go with Molly Harris?
I don't know.
She was sniffing her pits.
I don't know if she had her right wits about her.
Either way, that was number four.
I think Kamala Harris can beat that, but insulting the entire Catholic population of the United States in an election, probably not the best move, I'm just saying.
Number three, Jeb Bush.
And I hadn't actually seen this, but I remember low-energy Jeb.
And I also remember, wasn't he, so it was little Marco, it was low-energy Jeb, and what?
Lion Ted Cruz, whose father killed JFK. That was hilarious.
How do you plan for that?
You have no idea.
How do you make up with somebody who said that?
He's going to talk about foreign policy.
He's going to talk about economics.
And what he does is throw out, your dad killed JFK. And you're like, what?
Yeah, that's all I would be able to think about.
It's hilarious.
Yeah, after that.
Oh, and then he said, I think Jeb Bush, he was like, you're so far off, you're going to fall off the stage.
He was so far on the left because his polls were doing bad.
But before all of that, he gave Donald Trump a low five and it cemented his nickname.
Ever ready.
It's very high energy, Donald.
What would you want your Secret Service code name to be?
Watch, watch, watch.
Humble.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
I just lost.
Yeah.
Gosh.
Secret Service codenames, yeah.
Donald Trump's is humble.
That's hilarious, by the way.
See, he's a comedian.
Like, this guy, he's so funny.
I mean, unless, of course, you're a Democrat and then you hate him because he's picking on you.
All right.
So this one, actually, I saw live.
And I'm not necessarily a huge Rick Perry fan, necessarily.
I think I said that twice just then.
Whoops.
Whoops.
I just feel bad.
If somebody messes up singing the national anthem, I have to turn the channel.
I can't watch the train wreck happen.
Or if somebody has a super embarrassing moment, I just can't watch it.
Oh, volume up.
No, man.
Yeah.
Popcorn.
You hit pause.
Honey!
Honey!
You got to see this.
I can't do it.
And this was one of those moments.
So I don't remember if this has been a while, obviously 2011 for Rick Perry back when he was a thing.
And he forgot he had three branches of the federal government that he was going to eliminate three departments.
Sorry, not branches in the federal.
He's going to eliminate all three and he couldn't remember them.
No, but he was going to eliminate departments within the federal government and he forgot which ones.
It's three agencies of government when I get there that are gone.
Commerce, education, and the...
What's the third one?
Just say IRS. You need five.
Oh, five.
Okay, so commerce, education, and the...
EPA? EPA, there you go.
But you can't name the third one?
The third agency of government, I would do away with the education, the...
All he's got to do is say IRS. Commerce.
And let's see.
I can't.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Is that Herman Cain?
Yes.
Oh, my.
Nine, nine, nine.
My plan.
Listen.
Listen.
When your opponents try to help you with your own answer so that you don't...
Like, that's how bad they must feel.
Somebody's like...
EPA? And he's like, yeah, yeah, that sounds right, EPA. Let's get rid of that.
And then they come back to him, and he almost can't remember the branches of government.
Look, I get it.
Like, there are moments where you're thinking, and you just, for the life of you, you cannot remember what you're trying to say.
Like, there's this third thing, and you do that thing.
But when your opponents try to help you, and then they come back to you, and it was like, he read the question back to give his brain time to think of the third one and still couldn't do it.
He's like, no, no, I just can't think of that last one.
That's too classy for them to help, too.
If that was me on stage with him, I would have acted like a kid at a spelling bee where the Chinese kid is finally getting it wrong.
I'd be like, finally!
I get a chance at this!
That's right.
Autumn has an N at the end.
Dadgummit!
Got me again.
Sixth grade.
I'll never forget.
He pulled a Herschel Walker.
He did.
Abandoned his son?
Yeah.
Well, more of the crazy part.
Alright, so number one, and this one's going to be tough to beat.
Yeah.
Again, if you want to be the champ, you've got to beat the champ.
Robert Kennedy, 1968.
After winning the primary, Senator Robert Kennedy was shot and killed by Sirhan Sirhan, drastically hampering his chances at victory.
Ladies and gentlemen, we've kept the air on because we've heard an alarming report that Robert Kennedy was shot.
A doctor!
A doctor!
Oh my.
If you think that was a bit rough, it was.
But he had no chance of winning after that night.
But actually, I shouldn't say that.
If you adjust the race and you look after the assassination, RFK's polymarket odds are actually still better than Kamala Harris'.
True.
Oh no.
History repeats.
Are we going to hell now?
I mean...
I don't know.
You wrote it, bro.
Jesus!
Me?
Listen, Blood Brothers, it's a team effort, okay?
Mr.
RFK Jr., I did not support this joke.
Well, that was one of those jokes that the comedy team didn't write, and Gerald delivered it, so I'm safe.
Wait, that puts it on me.
It's not a joke, though.
It's true.
That was a campaign ending moment.
That was...
The number one campaign ending moment.
If Lincoln would have been campaigning at the time, he could have also competed for number one.
Let's not give the Democrats any ideas.
I think they have plenty of ideas.
Yeah, they're way ahead of us.
They've tried like 17 times already.
Is there a moment we missed that maybe should have made this list that you guys can think of?
Let us know in chat.
Also, forgive us.
Campaign ending moments?
Was it when Bernie Sanders won the primary?
Bernie's lucky that he didn't get Clintoned when he was primarying Clinton.
Yeah, that's his version of it.
He agreed to step down.
Listen, he's like, okay, look, let's just make a show of this and I'll step out of the way because I kind of want to live.
I like my socialist utopia brain.
That's Bernie Sanders.
All right, so I don't know how to move on from that particular segment.
I think it was just...
Rip the bandit off.
We just move on?
Okay, let's absolutely do this.
Since I'm the only one and some of the people up here wearing this, just keep the camera on me right now.
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If all else fails, just make sure that you're showing other people out there, especially in these next two weeks, that you stand for Donald Trump.
It doesn't matter if you think he's the perfect candidate or not.
He is light years ahead of Kamala Harris.
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Alright, finally.
We're almost done here.
I've gone a little longer than normal.
But there's a lot of athletes that are endorsing Donald Trump.
And this week, he had a rally in Latrobe, Pennsylvania, kind of going back to your point about him basically living in the state of Pennsylvania right now.
And he got endorsement from Pittsburgh Steelers legends, Antonio Brown and Le'Veon Bell, who also helped.
They didn't just go there and say, yeah, I'm voting for this guy.
Woohoo!
They actually helped register voters.
Former NFL stars Antonio Brown.
Oh, he was our good player.
He was our good player.
And Le'Veon Bell, really good players.
And Mike Wallace.
Come on up, fellas.
Come on up.
Are you going to tease it?
Let's vote for Trump, baby.
Make some noise for the president.
Let's go Trump.
You already know.
Vote Trump.
Let's go.
He loves it.
I know.
Vote early.
It was action.
They were trying to get people signed up to vote.
This wasn't just throwing out the Trump-Vance terrible towels, even though they were, which was awesome and fantastic.
We're going to talk a little bit more about that.
And that brings us to Gerald Knows Sports.
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