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I actually was the one who declared that they did a bad thing.
I'm sorry.
Paging all terrorists.
It's, uh... Today's theme is nostalgia.
Because I remember pagers.
If you were the really cool kid, you didn't have one of the bigger black ones.
You had one of the new ones that was, like, semi-translucent, like a Game Boy Color.
It was, like, fuchsia.
Yeah.
That's how you knew you were really cool.
That's what I had.
And, uh, it turns out the perfect method to kill terrorists.
Now... Or maim.
Or maim.
I'll take either.
And we're also going to be talking about, you know, let's bring up the rundown.
You know, you see a lot of people today saying, hey, well, you know what?
I've never said this about other, but Donald Trump is different.
He really is a fascist.
Anyone who tells you that is being intellectually dishonest.
We will present to you the definitive piece today, proving that they have called every single conservative Republican since Barry Goldwater.
And I mean, In mass media, Hitler, fascist, it is the playbook.
They always use it.
And if you are a conservative, or if you are a Republican, if you're a God-fearing American, and you think that they won't use it on you, that just means that you do not have enough of an impact yet.
That just means that you're not enough of a threat yet.
George W. Bush?
Yep.
Ronald Reagan?
Yep.
George Bush Sr.?
Yep.
Nixon?
Yep.
Goldwater?
Yep.
Cruz?
Yep.
Even Nikki Haley.
We will present that to you today.
So when everyone says, ah, so, you know, it's just Trump is a different breed.
Nope.
Nope.
It's a lie.
Appeasing crocodiles is futile.
And some people may think that today we're reveling in the death of Hezbollah, which you're not allowed to do on YouTube.
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Yeah.
Coming out.
One that's huge.
Anything I say will ruin it.
It's one that you don't expect, but when you see it, you'll say, oh, I needed this in my life.
Like Hezbollah with a pager.
Do you find it funny?
Hey, do you find it funny?
Let me just, the reason that I do find, and I, anytime a woman or a child or an innocent person is harmed, okay, that's terrible.
But at a certain point, you do have to consider that, let's just say the Jews here, the Jews used an individual Bomb that was strapped to the person's body to take out terrorists using the tool that had been purchased to help kill Jews!
The only way it could be more perfect is if it played Hava Nagila Hava as it tore apart their split.
I'm at a certain point I'm out of I'm out of craps to give Look, you, it's clear they were trying to minimize collateral damage, but all right.
Captain Morgan, CEO number two.
How are you, sir?
I am doing fantastic.
The story has just been a light in my day.
It is?
I don't know.
It's kind of weird to say that, but I'm like, this is the most like targeted attack in history and will go down as probably the funniest thing I've ever heard.
Right.
Picking up terrorists.
Even if you are one of those people who doesn't like the Jews, who doesn't support Israel's right to defend, or doesn't, you know what, just flat out you don't like the nation of Israel, whatever it is, you have your differences, you still have to appreciate an ultra-concentrated attack on terrorists like Hezbollah, right?
Can you comment below?
Can we find common ground on that?
A dead Hezbollah is a good Hezbollah.
I don't know the term for the individual, I just call them a Hezbollah.
There's a Hezbollah.
Or a ball-less Hezbollah, which... Hez... Hezballas?
Hezballs off.
Oh, nice pun!
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You'll get better puns Friday, September 20th at the Film Alley in Terrell, Texas.
Mr. Firestein, how are you?
It's only like four puns in my act, okay?
I have to do one per quarter hour.
It's a bad day for Nokia, I'll tell you that.
Yes it is.
They've had a bad decade, but today's bad.
Razorstock took a crash.
Speaking of Crash, sorry we have to start this on a little bit of a down note, but I promise you we'll write this shit.
Billie Eilish, you know Billie Eilish?
Her and her kind of ginger quasi-Kurt Cobain brother decided to tack their name onto the celebrity endorsements of Kamala Harris.
Here it is.
Today is National Voter Registration Day, and we are asking you to please join us in going to iwillvote.com to check your status and vote early like we do.
We are voting for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz because they are fighting to protect our reproductive freedom, our planet, and our democracy.
We can't let extremists control our lives, our freedoms, and our future.
He chose that hair.
The only way to stop them and the dangerous Project 2025 agenda is to vote and elect Kamala Harris.
Vote like your life depends on it, because it does.
Go to IWillVote.com and make a plan to vote early.
Love you guys.
I agree with her on one thing.
Vote like your life depends on it because, you know, there are countries in the world that have nukes and people have been consistently saying that we're moving towards World War III.
I don't think we're there yet.
I certainly think it's a possibility.
I think it's a very, I don't want to say likely, but there is a strong possibility that we see kind of, some kind of a global conflict if you have another four years of this.
You can comment below if you disagree.
So I agree with him on that.
Uh, also, they're using Democratic talking points.
These are emailed out en masse, just like when people in the media, we ran a montage for you where they were saying, actually, Kamala Harris was not the Borders are, she was in charge of exploring the root causes of the immigration problem.
This, Democratic, uh, you know, preserving our democracy, your life.
The planet.
The planet.
These are talking points that are being sent to these celebrities from the top down.
Here's something else, too.
Do you notice that Billie Eilish there looks different?
Here's what she normally looks like.
Yeah.
So again, they're trying- and by the way, she does look prettier here.
Feminism destroys women.
Exactly.
Yes.
Why didn't she do that in the video?
That's more on brand for her.
Because they want this to be- they really need these celebrities to be relatable.
And they aren't.
They're not relatable.
No.
They're bizarre people.
A lot of them.
She's a very popular, bizarre person.
But has this changed your mind?
Where you're like, I don't think, oh, Billie Eilish, okay, maybe I should listen to what she has to say.
Oh my gosh, my life is at stake.
Let's look at some of the other celebrities who have endorsed Kamala Harris now.
You have George Clooney, of course.
George Takei.
Gerald's favorite, Aaron Sorkin.
Whoa, why is he my favorite?
John Legend.
Charlie XCX, who by the way is largely responsible for the whole brat branding.
Of course, Taylor Swift.
But here's the thing, it doesn't seem like it's working as it used to because Taylor Swift's endorsement, it didn't move the needle.
Here we have this from YouGov, when they were asked, people were asked if they were less likely to vote for Kamala Harris because 20% said less likely to vote, but only 8% said, ah, you know what, I'm now more likely to vote.
66% said no effect and shut up.
Shut up, bitch!
We're less likely to vote because of her.
Think about that.
She really thought... I don't know how... I don't know how... I haven't checked the cross tabs, but it's almost like you did more harm than good, T-Swift.
Keep talking about it.
Please.
I think it's a good thing.
We shouldn't be basing our votes on what a singer thinks, you know?
Yeah.
Yeah, well.
I mean, they can have opinions.
Sure.
So can the guy down the block who thinks he's Jesus.
He's got some cool opinions, too.
Interesting one.
I knew a guy in my old office who claimed he was Jesus.
Really?
Really believed he was Jesus.
There was a comedian in Seattle by the name of Jesus Christ.
Really?
Yeah, he got banned from every room.
He used to bring a double-ended toy on stage and he got banned all over the place.
And one guy, the last guy to ban him, the nicest guy in Seattle banned him, came back the next week, hit him in the head with a baseball bat.
Did he come back three days later?
No, he went to prison for attempted murder.
Ah!
I meant the comedian, but it's a fun story.
No, he's okay.
He's alright.
A little TBI, but he's alright.
By the way, Farrell.
Farrell Williams, you know this guy?
He actually just basically came out and said, I don't do politics.
I get annoyed when I see celebrities trying to tell you what to do.
He said, nobody asked you.
This is one of those situations.
Look, the left, they're pulling out all the stops right now.
I have a theory that Hillary Clinton actually is going to be given a cabinet position.
We'll get into that later next week because of the new calls for crackdowns on misinformation, meaning voices of dissent.
It is very concerning and you will see celebrities cheer it.
That's a bizarre time.
For the world of art.
Where artists cheer those in authority, silencing and jailing political opposition.
I don't know that I've seen that in our lifetime.
Yeah.
And I think this just falls into the line of, like, let's just make it appear like she's popular.
Right.
This is just one more in that line that doesn't really seem to be doing anything with the polls.
And like we showed you, like, it actually seems like it did more damage.
Right.
Than good.
Now, I will say this.
Trump doesn't need to tweet out stuff like, I hate Taylor Swift.
I don't think that's a good play.
Right?
I agree.
But I don't necessarily think that's something that you should tweet.
I don't think it does him any good to do that.
It just kind of makes some people mad and carries the story a little bit further.
Yeah.
I was like, eh, don't do that.
Just move on from it.
It doesn't make any impact.
I do appreciate that he stuck to landing, though.
He did.
He's like, what should I say?
She abandoned her roots.
She used to be country.
And now maybe, what should I say?
She's a child star.
I hate Taylor Swift!
Oh.
He hit send.
Whoa!
Everything's looking up Trump.
I was hoping for more tweets, like, what else do you hate?
What do you love?
What are some things of yours?
Like the next one would be like, and spiders!
Oh, he would have loved it for that, yeah.
Something like that.
That could be the whole platform for you.
And before we move on to the funnest story of the day, Hezbollah, look, of course we have a Mug Club undercover tomorrow, and we know that there's, again, going to be a target on our back.
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And yeah, The Daily Show.
Let's start talking about terrorist pagers.
I saw this story yesterday, I was like, no way.
And there's been some misreporting out there, just to be clear, so we want to correct the record.
But I will say this, the gist is correct.
Terrorists tried to purchase pagers to be more effective in killing Jews, and somehow they were intercepted and the pagers were used to kill terrorists.
That's the fun part.
Turnabout is fair play.
But don't take my word for it.
Here's actually a clip, I believe, from Al Jazeera discussing the pagers being used by Hezbollah in Lebanon blowing up.
Just to update you on what we are covering by way of breaking news this hour, dozens of members of the Lebanese armed group Hezbollah appear to have been simultaneously targeted by their pages being remotely detonated.
We don't know the full extent of their injuries, we don't know the full scale of the number of people that may have been killed as a result of that, but what we do know is that Hezbollah has described this as a major security breach.
I'd say so.
They're in the house.
They're coming for you, Barbara!
So, 12 people have been killed that we know of so far.
2,800 injured, including, by the way, I believe, the Iranian ambassador to Lebanon.
Interesting.
Why would Iran's ambassador to Lebanon have one of the Hezbollah pagers?
He could have been pager-adjacent.
I don't think so.
It was just an accident.
Well, and I have to warn you, the following video does include some portions where you will see terrorists being partially blown up.
I don't know if we need to dump portions of this, just so you can see some of the fallout.
I also warn you that what you're about to watch is a lot of fun.
A Christian band over Jewish guys killing Islamic guys.
It is fun.
The world comes together sometimes.
It does.
And pagers, look, pagers are tricky.
Yeah, they are.
It can be unreliable or unstable even when it's not being intercepted by Massad.
My wife is a pervert.
I'm going to have to call her early.
God, why?!
Sorry.
No, it's alright.
I'm sorry.
It's just the cape and your creepy smile.
It just kind of freaks me out.
What are you doing?
I was looking for somebody to show my new trick to.
No, dude.
Magic freaking blows.
I'm not doing this again.
Oh, come on.
Just real quick, just hold this for me.
And I'll hold that.
I'm fine.
I'm thirsty anyway.
And then you hold that.
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So rest in peace.
Yes.
I have a disease.
Yeah.
Well, maybe he survived.
He may have survived.
Who knows?
Who knows?
Yeah.
He could be 12 of the 2,800.
I'm kind of surprised that the number is that low.
I know that 2,800 are injured and only 12 have been killed.
The only way that this could have been more targeted is if they had a Jewish, like, reverse pickpocket physically walk up and place M80s into their jacket.
Like, at a certain point you have to go, okay, this is clearly very targeted, designed to minimize collateral damage.
You know, it's war.
You just swear the destruction of all Jews and annihilation.
You know, you can expect a few exploding pagers, or at very least some snapping gum.
So.
So, there has been some misreporting out there.
Let me just clarify for those of you, and we make the references available every episode.
Link in the description or go to lotto.com.
So, let me go through the template.
Terrorist organization ordered pagers.
Okay.
And there were some reports out there that said these pagers were manufactured by this Taiwanese company, Gold Apollo.
They were actually manufactured in Budapest by this company called BAC Consulting.
Okay?
And then I believe there was a licensing agreement.
Then it appears that these pagers were tampered with during the supply chain from the New York Times.
It says the explosive material, as little as one to two ounces, was implanted next to the battery in each pager.
And here's the best part.
Is that right before the pagers exploded, they received a message from Hezbollah leadership.
So think about it.
The terrorists are going to raise it up to face level.
Oh, my new pager!
Have a blast!
Mazel Tov?
That seems suspicious.
What is this?
You're my sex bomb.
I don't know.
Oh no!
Shalom, shalom.
You do have to appreciate a clever kill.
I know, and they paused it for just a couple of seconds after the page was received.
So if you happen to leave it in your pocket where it was, there go your balls.
If you happen to leave it on your hip, there goes part of your hip.
And if you happen to be holding it, well then you're one of the 12.
I think the original plan was to have them, like, pick it up and check it.
Yeah.
In their face.
Yeah.
And then go, boom.
I can't, I can't, what, did they use a QWERTY keyboard?
I can't really, ah, no!
I mean, it was a good plan.
Yes.
You know.
Hey, is this supposed to be ticking?
Shakes it like a Christmas present.
Yeah, those, those, uh, those clear ones wouldn't have worked, huh?
What is this weird putty inside of it?
What is it?
It looks like a mini bowling ball with a fuse.
Why is there an LED light blinking?
Boom.
By the way, this was not even their first plan, as far as capturing.
You know, you use what it is that they know, that they're comfortable with, these terrorists.
This was plan B. Plan A was, well, you can see for yourself.
It seems like that was... Actually, this was plan C. Plan B was that, but with a goat.
You were there.
It's not just a stereotype.
No, it's real.
There are a lot of people... You get a goat and a... Jackpot!
That guy can die a happy terrorist.
And some did.
So, the Hezbollah leader... Oh, that's my side chick.
Syed Hassan Nasrallah has said that they've been moving to more low-tech equipment in order to be blinding of Israel's intelligence gathering.
Funny intrusive words!
As you hold a pager up to your eyes.
And what's funny is this was still too much technology because the Jews found a way through, so they're moving to like carrier pigeons.
Trebuchet or something.
I told you, it's all about cyber security.
It's just got two cans and a string.
I just love the idea of that part of the world going, you know what we need?
Less technology.
Yes, yes.
Because it is the devil's playground.
By devil, I mean Jew.
This is an actual Reuters headline from July.
It says, how Hezbollah used pagers and couriers to counter Israel's high-tech surveillance.
Well, I guess that'll work for you for a while.
Can you imagine being a terrorist now, though, in any part of the world right now that is focusing on Israel?
Like, no phone page or piece of technology ever will be safe again for you.
It'd be like, no, no, no, no, no!
You could just end your quest to kill the Jews.
Well, that would be the right thing to do.
Just give up on it.
Yeah.
But it just, it plants that seed for every piece of technology that they ever touch again.
Yeah.
And I've seen some people, and look, I'm going to be honest with you, the very strong streak of anti-Semitism is baked into the current Democratic Party.
But there is some of that on the right.
There are some people who go around the bend, and I've seen a few, and I've seen some people out there saying that, well, this is actually, we should be most concerned about the fact that Israel could do this to our technology.
You know, they haven't, but I will tell you this, it does bring up a point that we do have vulnerabilities as far as technology here in the United States.
So Hezbollah's That's not all wrong.
Now, our vulnerabilities are not being exploited largely by the Jews, but, well, let me give you some examples.
Like Tesla, for example, China is responsible for 40% of the battery supply chain.
Companies like Apple, you know, you have places in China, Hong Kong, they make up half of the suppliers.
TCL is another example.
You may have one of their electronics.
Since 2019, the Chinese company, they've sold 25 million televisions in America.
A lot of these are smart televisions.
To be clear.
So, yeah, we've talked about TikTok.
If you want to talk about our vulnerabilities, it's not always a hilarious, mind you, pager bomb.
It can be people collecting data, private information.
You may not know how exposed you are.
So I do think it's a valid point to bring up.
And this is the consequence of misinformation or unsubstantiated information.
If you have someone out there looking for a Jew behind every piece of technology, scared of the Jews in the United States, and I'm not saying that the Israeli government is beyond any form of corruption, absolutely not, but if they're looking for this as the primary threat, you're going to miss the constant, the constant weaknesses and vulnerabilities that we have that you actually don't even, you pass by on a day-to-day basis that involves who?
Who?
Well, China.
Let's be really clear about that.
They do not have your best interests at heart.
They're not an ally in any way, shape, or form.
It's a communist nation.
So, I do think it does bring up a valid discussion relating to our own security, because I don't think China's going to give us exploding pagers.
No, but that's the thing, like, you know, people have put, you know, some really stupid people online, you know who
you are, have put out, you know, posts basically saying like, other countries could do this to us.
And I'm like, well, only if they pack the phone or pager, if you have one with explosives first and know that you're
going to go to the Apple store or Android store, whatever, and buy that specific phone.
Yes, you don't understand.
Like, they know exactly where you are right now.
This is the least of your concerns that they're going to, like, blow you up with your phone.
They didn't just, like, go, hey, we found a hack in the phone that's, like, a stock phone and make it blow up.
They had to put explosives inside of it, you morons.
Yeah.
Like, if you think that's going to happen, fine.
And the leaders of Hezbollah didn't, they didn't even want them.
No.
No dogs.
I mean, you're one of the primary funder and instigator of terrorism globally, and you can't just, like, get a bomb-sniffing dog in your giant shipment of pagers?
They don't think about these kind of things, man.
How do you think we found half the terrorists we found in Afghanistan, dude?
Cell phone.
We've been tracking you for three days, watching your every move.
You're like, where did you guys come from?
What?
My vote?
I better get another one!
We'll track that one, too.
Israel hasn't responded yet, but there are reports of uproarious laughter coming from television.
Yes, yes.
Ha ha!
I guess people, some people still do use pagers.
Comment below if you're one of the people who uses pagers.
Important people use them.
Important people use them.
And what you're selling.
Yes.
Yes, exactly.
Well, we do know one person who always has their pager on them.
Our good friend, Dr. Doctor.
Hi.
I'm Dr. Doctor.
And I got into this business to help people.
In fact, the best part of my day is when I get to see a patient smile and feel the sweet relief of medical treatment.
Even if it's on a conference call.
Especially if it's a condition that might be better served at home, okay?
In your own bathroom, okay?
With your own plumbing!
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Here's the solution!
Stop traveling!
It's that easy, okay?
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I hope the agua was worth it, because our pipes have been backed up for two weeks!
A plumber died, Derek!
We had to call his family and notify them!
Sure, he abandoned them and they were happy to hear the news, but it was all still very sad, Derek!
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We went through a situation where actually doctor prescribed it and the pharmacist on some kind of a crusade decided she wouldn't fill it.
Wow.
Yeah.
This is a chain pharmacy.
Did you lose your license for that?
I don't even know.
Pharmacists are useless.
I'm sorry.
When people say like, ask the pharmacist.
Go ask a pharmacist any serious question.
And they will provide you with zero information that you couldn't procure yourself just five minutes going down the aisle.
It doesn't matter what it is.
You should ask your doctor that.
Yes, exactly.
Like, I ask the pharmacist, hey, what's the best, uh, what's the best thing here for this wound?
Like, oh, I don't know.
If you look there, we have wound care.
Thanks, pharmacist.
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Well, it's the price of a single doctor's visit.
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The entire kit.
And we've had to use it, like you said.
Somebody got an unexpectedly ill and There you go.
Don't have to worry about it.
We've had it here and it's actually been surprisingly more useful than we thought it would.
You don't have to go to urgent care.
If you don't have a doctor, you can see.
And if you're in Canada, I don't know, you're crap out of luck because they don't have the ability to get you family doctors.
But thank God for socialized health care.
Here's something else before we move on to the left's constant attacks and their playbook calling every single major Republican or conservative figure since 1962 Hitler.
It's not unique to Trump.
Let me ask you, before we get to that, do you think the cumulative effect here may be the reason for this new poll that has come out where 28% of Democrats say that America would be better off if Donald Trump had been killed?
Wow.
24% of Democrats said they weren't sure.
Let me be really clear about this.
I do not believe that America would be better off if, in the middle of this election, Kamala Harris was assassinated.
I genuinely don't.
That's not a good thing, it's not something that I support, I would never call for it, and if you even think about it, you are dumb.
You can revile everything the party, the platform, and the person stands for, but the United States is never better off When you have assassination of someone who is in the middle of a political process, in the middle of the electoral process.
And I understand you may have rightfully lost faith in that institution, but 28% of Democrats say that America would be better off if Donald Trump had been killed.
And you will be blamed, you will be villainized if you say, okay, so at least 28% of my fellow Americans are my enemy.
I do not want to find common ground with 28% of Americans.
Matter of fact, I don't know if I want to find common ground with the 24% who say they aren't sure.
Does that make me bad?
Does that make me divisive?
I've heard it pronounced both ways.
Either way is wrong, I think.
Does it mean that I'm pushing for polarized politics?
I'm not going to fake common ground on a lie.
That's why if I see someone driving by themselves in 2024 wearing a mask, I go, they're the enemy!
They're probably part of the 28%.
28%!
Part of the 28% who believe that our country would be better off if we, what they're really saying is, we, you, don't have the right to vote for the guy who would win the election.
That means that 28% of Democrats, 28% of Democrats, Would rather completely abandon our electoral process and eliminate your vote.
That's what they're saying.
That's exactly what they're saying.
28% of Americans don't believe in democracy.
Exactly.
While they go, save our democracy.
While they talk about preserving democracy.
And so before we move on, I, you know, just along this point here, I've got some breaking stuff.
Apparently there was some explosives found in a car near the Trump rally on Long Island after the second assassination.
Are you shitting me?
Speech, I guess.
Is this the speech tonight, guys?
The head of his speech in Long Island tonight?
Or was this...
That's September 18th.
It looks like it is tonight, yeah.
So, it looks like they found, you know, kind of in a sweep, they found explosives in a
car so obviously we'll get more details as that stuff comes out.
But this just goes right into this.
Like you said, that's over half of the people that can't bring themselves to say,
no, this is wrong.
We shouldn't do that.
Of Democrats, right?
I would much rather Kamala Harris be alive and absolutely thoroughly thrashed on her ideas and her platform than have her be a martyr or be killed.
I don't want people that I disagree with to be killed.
No.
Right?
That's absolutely insane.
If a question ever got asked of that, I'd be like, of course not!
I'd rather just beat you on the ideas.
Yeah.
Even if Trump's not there yet, research is already saying the crowd there is already huge, so even if this weren't to have detonated when Trump were there, it's not going to last.
That was never a design for Trump, unless it's on the stage or in his path.
Well, it could have been there when someone was planning on bringing it in.
Or driving it in, I guess, yeah.
But to me it sounds like they're just trying to kill Trump supporters.
At this point, hey, you know what?
Maybe vote for the guy.
Yeah.
Maybe you kind of owe him that.
If you hate everything about him, and you think he's a narcissist, you think he's bombastic, you think he's a dick, he still is enduring assassination attempt after assassination attempt.
There have been four plots, two actual attempts.
The left says one is an attempt because the bullet wasn't fired.
This may now be five.
So stupid.
And the left Again, this is that projection.
I don't even know if it's projection at this point or reverse psychology.
It's the I am rubber, you are glue defense.
If J.D.
Vance comes out, and he did, and Donald Trump comes out and says, you know what, it's the rhetoric from the left.
You're accusing me of being Hitler, of being a fascist, a threat to democracy, and people believe it.
They go, oh, oh, you're saying that we need to, no, you need to turn down your tone.
This is why we have this level of political violence and these attempts on Donald Trump's life.
It's very simple.
Those in power, those on the left, that means Washington DC, Insiders, The Swamp, which is real, that means the media, entertainment, industrial complex, all of legacy media, they have told the American public he is Hitler, he is a fascist, he wants to take over your bodies, he wants to take away your rights, and he is a threat to democracy, and a good percentage of the population in this country believed it.
That's it.
It's this simple.
Americans believed exactly what the Democrat Party and the media was saying.
That's what people were trying to kill them.
So if you want to be mad at somebody, be mad at the people who were actively lobbying, making the case that this man is Hitler.
Those are the people you need to be mad with.
Let's not get complicated.
It's not gray.
There's no nuance.
This man is Hitler.
This man is a threat to democracy.
This man wants to kill women.
This man is racist and wants to execute blacks and immigrants.
And a certain percentage of people said, I buy it.
That's all it is.
Might as well end it with, uh, what are you going to do about it?
Right.
Exactly.
I have one more quick update.
This one, this one makes me feel good.
Breaking, Israel's blown up thousands of personal radios walkie-talkies in a second round.
It happened once and they're like... Okay, let's go to radios.
We have to go to walkie-talkie!
Walkie-talkie!
We will change all over.
Even if you don't like Mossad, you don't like the idea, they do plan ahead.
I'm willing to bet like, oh, now I don't have a pager.
What am I going to do to replace?
And they look like, oh, Radio Shack?
I don't remember this here.
They're sitting back in their chairs right now going, watch tomorrow them use the paper airplanes.
Yes, yes, yes!
See what we did to those.
We opened, like, 50 radio shacks.
And don't worry, once they figure it out, we also opened up some blockbusters and family videos.
They can't help themselves.
Well, it's good business.
So, in going back to this, though, it is that simple.
This man is Hitler.
This man is a threat to democracy.
People said, I buy it.
So I know that you've heard this, but just to refresh your memory and so that you can believe your lion eyes and lion ears, they have referred to Donald Trump as Hitler or a fascist millions of times.
They try and defend themselves by saying, but we haven't made this comparison before.
I'm going to prove to you that it is actually a requirement.
to running an electoral campaign for a Democrat candidate.
But let's start with Trump.
The political violence is a prelude to fascism.
Please stop it with voting for Trump.
It was funny for a little while, but the guy is Hitler.
Former President Trump has praised Adolf Hitler.
Trump also admired Nazi officers' loyalty to Hitler.
We have to acknowledge the authoritarian nature of Donald Trump.
Mr. Trump responded to that criticism, and also the criticism that he's Hitler-esque.
Trump is a clear and present danger to American democracy.
Donald Trump quotes Adolf Hitler.
He praises Nazis at Charlottesville as very fine people.
He hosts a Nazi Holocaust denier for dinner at his home.
A unified Reich.
That's Hitler's language, that's not America's.
If you're doing something illegal, if you're trying to punch a Nazi, then you don't want police to be able to identify you.
You guys have to, you have to pull it back.
This is not us or them, this is you gotta stop doing what you're doing, J.D., and what you're doing, Mr. T. Mr. T?
Mr. T?
She just, that's an insult?
She just made Donald Trump seem even cooler!
I know!
Yeah!
Yeah, there he is!
I pity the fool!
Always have a plan.
You should go up as a giant chain to come up.
You ain't so bad!
My prediction?
Pain!
There's not a trunk vein now?
That should be a shirt.
It should be a shirt.
It should say D Team behind him.
Well, that could be misconstrued, actually.
Yeah, a little bit.
Listen to what Whoopi said there, though.
This is not like an us and them thing.
This is them.
They have to tone down the rhetoric.
Get in the model kit!
Listen to what Whoopi said there though.
This is not like an us and them thing.
This is them.
They have to tone down the rhetoric.
Well, what rhetoric?
Yeah.
Like we say that your ideas are destroying what everybody loves about this country.
Not that you're a threat to democracy and that you're Hitler and that you're a fascist
and that you want to take away all of our rights.
These are all the claims that you guys have made about Donald Trump.
What kind of dystopian world do you live in to think that that is the only side that needs to tone down the rhetoric?
Even if you don't like Trump, you can say, Democrats, you're doing this way more— Well, I absolutely do believe that Democrats are now becoming fascists and they do want to take away our rights.
I'm less concerned about the man being a fascist who wants us to be able to speak more freely and protect it with more God-given rights to firearms, but that's just me, you know, Mr. Old Fashioned.
So here's the defense that the left will use, because they nonstop have been referring to Donald Trump as Hitler.
Don't allow them to do this.
And by the way, don't even entertain the idea of it.
This is a litmus test for me.
If you have somebody who says, well, they haven't said this about other Republicans.
This really is unique.
Trump is a different breed.
Anyone who buys that or anyone who tries to sell you that line of horse crap is someone who is not to be trusted.
I hope I've...
I hope I've clarified that for you because you hear it all the time.
It's just a weak defense.
And they're hoping you don't do the research.
Now you'll hear this.
Well, we're only saying it about Trump.
He's not like the old Republicans who we, you know, we supported.
Or at least we had differences back then.
We didn't hate them, the other Republicans.
This is not your father's Republican Party.
Well, I have to ask you about your dad, George Romney, who was, of course, the governor of Michigan.
He also ran for president.
You have called him your life's hero.
What would he think about the state of the Republican Party today?
Oh, he would not understand it.
He would not believe it.
It is overwhelmingly clear that Donald Trump and the MAGA movement have ...successfully purged the dissident factions of the Republican Party, particularly any old vestiges of the Republican Party.
Today's GOP has no principled core, no sense of right and wrong.
It's shocking that one of America's major political parties, the one founded by Abraham Lincoln, has now wrapped itself around lies, propaganda, conspiracy theory, and disinformation.
The Republican Party has left Ronald Reagan.
Okay.
So, uh, that implies that they don't have any vestiges of right and wrong.
That implies that back in the day, you treated them as simply political adversaries who had a sense of right and wrong.
Right?
Alright, let me take you back in time for a second.
The least Hitler of the bunch.
None of them are quite Hitler.
Barry Goldwater, 1962.
Auf der einen Bühne, ein kleines Blumen Yeah.
They used the same attacks back then.
Here's 1962, all references, and I highly encourage you to go check them out because we had to be selective.
Goldwater won the Republican nomination, right?
The California governor, Pat Brown, said, the stench of fascism is in the air.
Jackie Robinson on Goldwater said, I would say that I now believe I know how it felt to be a Jew in Hitler's Germany.
MLK Jr.
Jeez.
That's the abbreviation.
Martin Luther King Jr.
He said that Goldwater's program had dangerous signs of Hitlerism.
So we could go back.
I bet you we could go back further to even before Hitler and they were still saying it.
Yeah.
There's probably a book out now.
Abraham Lincoln and his Hitler-esque ideology.
Right.
So Goldwater.
Okay.
Hitler.
Let's keep on moving down the trail, because remember, they're saying, well, we haven't said this about other people.
The old Republican Party, right?
We had disagreements.
All right, then let's go to the landslide election winner, Richard Nixon.
That music with the peace signs is just hilarious.
Constantly branded Nazi, fascist, especially in the Vietnam War era.
You can just see this everywhere.
It was the go-to, was the swastika.
The X is easy.
With Nixon.
It's right there.
1972, during, you know, Watergate, which we've done a whole installment on that in the Three for Three.
If you don't listen, you can check it out.
George McGovern said that it was the kind of thing you expect under a person like Hitler.
Which doesn't even make sense because it's two rubes who unsuccessfully bugged someone's room and Nixon didn't even know about it and he was pissed when he found out.
Even during the impeachment protest, which I don't know if you know this, then Nixon resigned.
Not typical of a Nazi dictator.
You remember when Hitler quit?
Yeah.
You know what, guys?
The heat's too hot.
You know what?
I really wanted to kill all the Jews, but I feel like I have to do what's best to heal us as a nation, and I will voluntarily step down!
I will step down!
During the impeachment protest, here's a protester who dressed up like Nixon with Nazi salutes.
There were people doing that.
It was all over the place.
Nixon is one of the most egregious examples.
It was constantly Nazi, Nazi, Hitler, Hitler.
But hey, maybe, okay, so not Goldwater, not Nixon, but we now can agree it's not just Donald Trump.
Would it apply to every single Republican since Goldwater?
Let's move on to someone who, at the very least, people could agree was likeable, affable, a skilled communicator and diplomat,
Ronald Reagan.
Doesn't get old.
In 68, here's the poster that called Ronald Reagan the fascist gun in the West.
Oh, really?
And that was a campaign to recall then Governor Ronald Reagan of California.
Democrat Representative William Clay from Missouri said that Reagan was trying to replace the Bill of Rights with fascist precepts lifted verbatim from Mein Kampf.
What?
It was in German?
I don't remember.
Yeah, exactly.
There was a writer, Harry Stein, and he wrote this in Esquire.
Again, back then, the circulation of these publications were massive, bigger than any TikToker you can picture today.
Wrote about Reagan voters actually saying that, like the good Germans in Hitler's Germany.
So now not just Ronald Reagan, but compared all Reagan voters.
To Nazis.
Here's another one.
May 5th, 1985.
Reagan was accused of honoring Nazis at a wreath-laying ceremony in Germany.
Here's some context there.
That exact same day, Reagan was actually honoring Holocaust victims at the Bergen-Belsen concentration camp.
So... Oof.
Quite a mix-up.
Yeah.
Think about that for a second.
You have, okay, Goldwater, Nixon, Reagan.
We're going to keep on going down this trail.
Josh, what the...
What are you doing?
I just got to cut my mustache for the sketch later.
Why?
Because.
I don't want the mustache for the sketch.
Oh, this is bad timing!
Tim, come on!
Okay, well, finish it up.
And by the way, that's the office body trimmer.
Well, I've used it for other... It's okay.
I'm sure you're fine.
We went through Reagan.
Who's next?
Oh, that's right.
We can pretty much just pick any national Republican candidate.
Who's next?
George H.W.
W. Bush.
to Hitler.
Saying that Bush was going to kill political opponents with AIDS.
Wow.
And by the way, just to be clear, I shouldn't have to provide this context, but he wasn't so much killing political opponents with AIDS, so much as people who, in general, opposed him were having unprotected anal sex with strange men in stalls.
Want to get AIDS?
No.
It said three million plus going to die.
Three million guys had AIDS?
Are you kidding me?
Yeah, nah, nah.
You want to have sex in a porta potty, I strongly encourage you.
But I don't want to have sex with you, George!
Well too bad, the President's making us!
Josh, you really shaved your mustache.
Yes, I wasn't lying, it's for a sketch later.
It was just bad timing, I didn't think you were going to put the camera on me.
Here's one that's even, so you have that, which is just hilarious, but again you're talking about major publications, you have these books and these articles that were written to deliberately In the public eye, connect the Bush family to Hitler's rise in Germany.
So this here you have from the Guardian, how Bush's grandfather helped Hitler's rise to power.
And there was a five-volume series of books.
George H.W.
Bush was Hitler's cousin.
That is lousy.
I don't think so.
I mean, even if he wasn't... But he certainly wasn't a Hitler supporter!
No!
So, this was ongoing with George H.W.
Bush.
Let's go down to... Let's go down the family tree, or I guess up the family tree.
Is it?
Let's go George W. Bush Jr.
Another one of those Nazis who also secretly works hand in hand with the Jews because he supports Israel.
Right.
It's weird.
So, George W. Bush, and this is when I was becoming more politically aware.
Obviously, I was younger.
The first president that I can remember during my lifetime would be Bill Clinton, really, and then George W. Bush.
And I was living in Canada.
He was constantly portrayed as a Nazi.
I mean, I was there for it.
Remember, there was Rock Against Bush, and NoFX, and Rage Against the Machine, and Green Day during that period of time, right?
They said they were ashamed to be American.
They had the same thing with the Dixie Chicks.
But you had a lot of people comparing him directly to Hitler.
Here's from 2004, the leftist group MoveOn.org.
They ran ads against Bush that specifically featured Hitler.
George Soros said this, who, by the way, actually was there Arguably involved with Nazis at that point, pointing out Jews.
You know, he says now that he didn't, but at one point he said he did.
He said the Bush administration and the Nazi and communist regimes all engaged in the politics of fear.
Okay.
There may be some truth to that, because all politicians engage, right, in some kind of fear-mongering, but Nazi communist regimes in the Bush administration.
I have a lot of problems with George W. Bush.
Still, I can say objectively, one of these things is not like the other.
He then went on to say, indeed, the Bush administration has been able to improve on the techniques used by the Nazi and communist propaganda machines.
So he improved on them by supporting Jews?
I don't know that Hitler would say that's more effective, but hey, to the two Nazis left, you can comment below.
Was George W. Bush more effective in implementing your agenda than the Fuhrer?
How many millions did any of these guys end up rounding up and putting in concentration camps and killing?
It's a good question, and I don't have the answer to that.
Am I missing information from history?
Did I read the wrong books?
Well, it's interesting that you bring that up, because you talk about history.
A D.C.
school teacher, during George W. Bush's tenure, made students—and you could not find it covered, except I think this comes from the Christian Broadcasting Network, that's why we're using them as a reference—this teacher made children.
The premise was, okay, the assignment is comparing George W. Bush to Hitler.
A sixth grade teacher in Washington, D.C.
is apologizing after assigning students to compare Adolf Hitler with President George W. Bush.
The teacher at McKinley Middle School told students to compare and contrast Bush and Hitler because both men abused their powers.
At least one parent posted their outrage on social media, and others agreed.
I don't think it was appropriate to make the comparison at all.
It's not appropriate for kids, especially at a young age.
I wasn't a fan of him, but I don't think it's really fair to compare him to Hitler.
George Bush doesn't care about black people.
Please call...
The greatest reaction in the history of television.
Chris Tucker being like, uh, what, it went to me?
He went, uh...
I only know what he says because I know the end of the phrase.
Something Austin Powers?
Alright.
So people didn't like George W. Bush, and by the way, he was a wartime president.
I think he made a lot of mistakes, just to be clear.
I don't think he's Hitler.
I also don't think that Barack Obama is Hitler.
I think he's a socialist, so he's more in common with the National Socialist Party than American conservatives, but I don't think he's Hitler.
I don't even think that Kamala Harris is Hitler.
I think Hitler would snub his nose at these people.
Yes.
They said not committed.
Yes.
I just want to be very clear.
But you know who I really, really don't think was Hitler?
Oh yeah.
And now the left says, well we never made these attacks against, uh, this guy.
Because he's about as milquetoast as you can get, save for Mitt Romney.
John McCain.
Auf seiner Blut ein kleines Blumen.
Maverick.
So now everyone kind of agrees this is the most moderate guy I mean you see his family even coming out he would be ashamed of today's Republican Party and you know what he did seem like he was a you know a decent man in his personal life if you know not still a horrible completely ineffective politician but you may not remember this McCain and Palin were directly branded as Nazis only two weeks before the November 8th election On, at this moment in time, one of the most popular shows in the country, Family Guy.
Yeah, there's something on here.
Huh, that's weird.
Yeah.
Madonna, herself, Brenda McCain, Hitler, during her 2008 Sticky and Sweet Tour, which is gross coming out of my mouth.
Well, she had sex with him, so she might know.
Well, she didn't know it at the time.
She's like 105.
It's just a conveyor belt.
So we have Goldwater, we have Reagan, we have Bush Sr., we have Bush Jr., we have McCain, Hitler.
There's no possible way.
There's no possible way that they would have tried to make fascist accusations against Mitt Romney.
That's my favorite one.
That one looks real.
It almost looks like Hitler aged.
Like if Hitler had survived.
Was 65 years old or something like that?
Well, of course you can see, I remember these images that of course existed back then, but the one that they really used with Mitt Romney was some, for some reason, and I had forgotten this, that he was a Soviet sympathizer.
What?
He was like a fascist, but then Barack Obama was up at the debates saying, when Mitt Romney was saying that Russia was a threat, saying, the 1980s called, they want the policy back!
Yeah, because you said they were the biggest threat in the world that we're facing.
They made him out to be a sexist, fascist, racist, right?
Remember, binders full of women?
Mitt Romney.
But now they say, actually, Mitt Romney wasn't that bad.
Now they say, hey, Dick Cheney, there's an endorsement, right?
That shows you that the Republican Party has changed.
You called him Darth Cheney.
I didn't even want to go through it because you know that Cheney was portrayed as Hitler.
You well know that.
There was an entire film made about how evil Dick Cheney was.
And again, Not a huge fan of Dick Cheney.
I don't think he's Hitler.
So we've seen it throughout the past, but here's something to keep in mind.
If people are trying to disarm you when they say, well, no, no, no, not like, not like the other Republicans, just Donald Trump.
Okay.
You've seen in the past that they've actually referred to all of them as Hitler.
The only difference between a Republican or conservative being compared to Hitler and one who is not is the word yet.
It's they aren't popular enough yet.
They aren't effective enough yet.
You reach a national stage or have an impact, and guess what?
You will be called a fascist.
You will be called a racist.
And yes, you will be called the heir apparent to Hitler.
And a Nazi.
How do I know?
Because they've done this with anyone at this moment in time who they thought could even have the potential to be a national candidate.
Just bring up the collage at this point because we're running late.
Ted Cruz.
Ron DeSantis.
Even Nikki Haley!
TCP Nikki?
Nikki Haley at the 2012 DNC South Carolina Democrat Party Chairman was referring to then-Governor Nikki Haley said, she was down in the bunker a la Ava Braun.
By the way, interesting factoid, the chairman's name?
Dick Harpootlian.
Which is a great name for like a gay whaler.
There ain't no better whaler than Harpootlian.
Harpootlian!
Go get the Harpootlian!
Oh, but I'm tired!
You're ashamed of the good art of harpooning!
If your father weren't at the bottom of the sea, he'd be so embarrassed of ye.
He'd be crying, but you couldn't tell the salty tears from the salty brine water, the foam.
You've been given a gift by God, your last name, Harpootlian, and you can't harpoon with a lick!
He does whales and men.
Hey, but... Hey!
That's a barbed harpoon, so I can't get away!
Double-ended harpoon.
Get over here!
You know who else, by the way?
You know how I know this.
They will compare you to Hitler, and they will try and destroy your name, if you are effective.
I don't know if you know this, but there's been someone else who, you know, is pretty much a basic bitch conservative who supports life, liberty, pursuit of happiness, Israel's right to defend itself, and of course is pro-life, pro-First Amendment, pro-Second Amendment, you know, basic stuff, who has also been compared to Hitler and been accused of being a fascist Nazi.
This guy's a fascist.
Does anyone know that?
Why are you a gateway point for alt-right politics?
He just said the Nazis were right.
Yeah.
I mean, you would be the one in the 1930-80s who would definitely vote for Hitler.
For those who don't remember, this is, of course, the Crowder Confronts professor who accused me of being a neo-Nazi and posted false, I think it was false, memes of me saying gas to Jews.
Yeah.
Just to clarify, I've never once called to gas Jews.
I didn't think so.
In case you were still a little bit murky.
Are these the same people who called you a Jew?
Yes.
So you're one of those weird Nazi Jews?
Yes, I'm one of those weird Nazi Jews.
Self-loathing, maybe?
Yeah.
So is Ben Shapiro.
He's one of those weird Nazi Jews, just to be clear.
And my point here is just don't allow the left to get away with, well in this case, I mean quite literally, get away with attempted murder when we're talking about Donald Trump, but don't allow them to get away with just memory holing.
what they've done. And the only reason they can do that is because, again, they don't fear any
accountability. It's the same reason that Kamala Harris thinks she can get away with faking a new
accent every other week depending on her audience. No one's going to call her on it. And so when they
come out right now, whether it's Brian Stelter, Jake Tapper, Anderson Cooper, whoever it is,
take your pick, or Kamala Harris herself, if they come out and say, well, this is different,
this is not your father's Republican Party. I used to be able to work with these people back in the
We just had disagreements.
None of it is true.
They're trying to give themselves some street cred so that you don't point out the fact that they themselves are totalitarian fascists who want to eliminate any voice of dissent.
That's what you're really doing.
Let's be really clear.
When they call you Hitler, does Hitler, let me ask you this, does Hitler deserve a seat at the table in the United States in American politics?
Of course not.
Hitler, at the very least, would have lost his right to vote for multiple felonies.
And they weren't even on the line.
They were very clear felonies.
What Hitler did.
So they're saying, you don't deserve a seat at the table.
That's why you have Hillary Clinton coming out saying that we need criminal, potentially, potentially criminal, but at least civil prosecution for purveyors of misinformation online.
She actually said this, I believe just two days ago, she said anything that appears to be propaganda that could be coming from Russia, you know, there should be perhaps criminal or civil charges.
Oh really, Hillary?
You first!
You quite literally enlisted the help of a firm who got information exclusively from Russia to push one of the worst political hoaxes in the modern era.
What they are saying when they are comparing you to Hitler, to a fascist, to the Nazi regime, they are saying that you don't deserve a right to vote.
They're also saying that when 28% of Democrats say, hey, this country would be better off if Donald Trump had been killed.
Those 28% of Democrats and another 24% saying, I don't know, I'm not sure.
They're saying you shouldn't have the right to vote for the man who won the primaries, even though ours didn't go through that process.
All of this to defend democracy.
I will tell you this.
Yeah, democracy is at stake.
I agree with the left.
I agree with the left on that.
I would say our constitutional republic is at stake.
Because if Kamala Harris were to be elected right now, and this would be the culmination of constantly accusing Donald Trump of being Hitler, of being a criminal, and a long line of doing that with all Republicans, you would have someone who verifiably has proven they cannot win.
Any kind of a popular vote or electoral process without hundreds of millions of dollars and the media machine propping them up.
Kamala Harris, any time, any time we've polled the audience running a primary, she hasn't even come close.
It's not possible.
They want to silence You, one half of this country, with that same system, and tell you who is going to be your leader.
They call you, and Republicans and Conservatives, Hitler, the same reason they called Donald Trump Hitler, and the same reason that close to 50% of Democrats don't know if our country would be better off if Donald Trump had actually successfully been assassinated.
Today, the left does not want an election.
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