Are Haitians Really Eating Pets & Why Taylor Swift Endorsed Kamala Harris | Guest Tayler Hansen
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You're a stranger in love, that's what I know.
You're a stranger in love, I know the fall.
I'm in this feeling just for you.
Glad to be with you!
We have a really big show.
I am running on an hour and a half of sleep.
I timed it wrong, got messed up with the clock because of the debates, and then I fell asleep at 7, woke up at 8.30, and then never again.
So.
Oh boy.
Get the dumb button ready.
We have Taylor Hanson on the show, on the ground reporter, by the way, who's been doing some great work in Springfield, Ohio, because we will be revisiting the claim and the fact check, and then fact check and the fact check that no one is eating the cats or the dogs In Springfield, Illinois.
Not one person?
Turns out you only need one.
Not one?
And I love that because I love how Donald Trump, when you watch the debate, you could see him pause and decide he's going for it.
He's like, it's awful, what's happening?
They're eating the dogs!
He's like, screw it.
Yeah.
And we'll actually be revisiting the debate because, you know, we were here live with you and I said it was a wash.
I think that it overall was, but it may age pretty well, actually.
And we'll get into why that is.
And then a new, well, by the way, if you're watching on YouTube and at some point today, I guarantee you, you will see this.
Head on over to Rumble because we are doing a, and be ready for it, What a Piece of Shit segment, second edition on Taylor Swift.
And it's not about the fact that she's a celebrity, it's about the fact that she is, she is offering up advice that will cause irreparable harm to an entire generation of women.
Caveat, if they are not billionaires with two private jets.
That's not a lot of them, then.
It's a live show.
Weekdays, 10 a.m.
Eastern.
Just tune in if you're watching on Rumble.
And question of the day.
Send me your best recipe for family pet.
I have a very nice Lucky stroganoff.
It requires two cups chopped Lucky.
Is Lucky the rabbit?
Salt and pepper to taste.
Guinea pig pot roast.
Yes.
Goldfish shooters.
What you want to do is put it in a chili.
Chihuahua chili is delicious.
You don't know.
At that point, is this venison?
Is this beef?
Is it the family?
Is it the fifth member of the family?
Yeah, well...
Could be any.
Captain Morgan, number two, CEO, how are you?
I was better a few minutes ago.
Think about eating pets.
How are you?
Remember our intern, Austin Choi?
He was Korean, and he did eat dog.
Wait, what?
He did eat dog.
I made a joke about him.
I made a racist joke in the office about how he was probably going to eat dog.
He was like, it happened one time.
It was one time, and I spoke with his dad.
He's a doctor.
He's on the show.
He's like, yeah, we felt very bad.
His grandmother didn't tell him, and he was upset for weeks.
Hold on, this was a family meal?
Yes.
With a family dog?
Yes.
Or some other random family dog.
No, it wasn't a family dog.
It was a random stray, obviously.
They didn't have him pet it and snap its neck like it was the godfather.
Like an old yeller type of thing.
Yes, crazy, I didn't remember that.
Oh yeah, yeah, it was a joke, and then he spent like a half hour justifying it.
He was like, I didn't know, I didn't know.
He got real defensive.
Oh my gosh.
This night's dinner's old yeller curry.
That's exactly right.
My favorite kind of curry.
Exactly.
It's Szechuan Benji.
Hey, when you hear this, you know him.
You'll love him.
September 19th, he's going to be at the Big Laugh Comedy Club in Fort Worth, Texas.
Josh Feierstein, you good?
I'm good, I'm good.
I'm excited for Homeward Bound 4.
Getting out of Springfield.
You hear chants?
That sizzling wok is just over that mountain.
When I was a kid, we only had, I only saw the second one, Homeward Bound 2.
I had never seen the other ones.
I didn't think they existed.
I was like, oh, they just made a 2 for some reason.
Yeah, they're not retrieving Sassy from a waterfall, just a deep fryer.
I loved Homeward Bound.
It was a good movie.
It was a very good film.
You watch your mouth.
Shadow is a national hero.
The guy did his voice, the guy from Cocoon.
Don't listen to Gerald.
He loved Transformers 4.
No, I didn't.
It was not Transformers.
You and Taylor Swift, you're in good company.
And one.
Alright, let's move on because I don't know if you know this, Joe Biden is, you know, former Vice President Joe Biden is still allegedly former Vice President.
And again, we're going to re-examine the debate, some of the claims.
They seem to be aging well, just in a couple of days.
But remember, Donald Trump told, not just Kamala, but he told the rest of the country.
He let us in on a little secret as far as Joe Biden and Kamala.
You talk about a threat to democracy.
He got 14 million votes and they threw him out of office.
And you know what?
I'll give you a little secret.
He hates her.
He can't stand her.
Hates her.
That brings us to This Week in Biden.
If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black.
Do you remember your name?
I don't remember my name.
I'm old.
You're an old fart.
Yeah, I know, man.
I'm an old guy.
And you're an old fart.
I know you wouldn't know about that.
There you go, man.
I need that hat.
You want my autograph?
Hell no.
Come on.
I ain't going that far.
Yeah, I mean, it's better if you were filthy.
There you go.
Remember, no eating dogs and cats.
Hey, you're good.
Thank you.
If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black.
Yeah, uh, huh?
You know, he's a- He has a case of senioritis.
He's like, you know what?
I'm done.
They screwed me.
Whatever.
I was really open during, it's not concession, but sort of resignation, withdrawal speech.
Like, and that's why you have to vote for this bitch screwed me.
They're trying to steal democracy from you.
This is all, this is all a fake, but he can't.
Yeah, he can't.
He doesn't have the mental acuity to do so, but hey, you know what?
Good, good for him.
I love it.
I think it's hilarious.
I thought it was a Photoshop though.
The way the hat was on there.
I saw like a video of him putting the hat on.
I'm like, nah, that's not real either.
Yes.
Well, it was a bigger hat on a hat.
It was like a reverse-demented Russian nesting doll.
When I first heard about the clip, I thought that someone tricked him into it.
Like, here, wear this hat, and he was like, uh... No, he like, looked, he knew what it was.
Yeah, I thought he was like, oh, Route 66, what?
No, he can't read.
Actually, it's a good point.
I've never seen the old bastard with reading glasses.
They all need it at that point.
He's not, he's fake reading.
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I'm a stripper.
No, it's true.
That was his category in World of Warcraft.
I remember he kept sending it to me.
He maxed out his experience points on sluttiness.
You guys are worse than YouTube.
There's so many words I can't say because they'll clip it out of context.
That's the opposite of censorship though.
We're making sure people know what you say.
We're amplifying your words instead of suppressing them.
What?
Let your freak flag fly.
There is no freak flag.
I am not a stripper.
I'm not a stripper!
Go search him on Grindr, okay?
And the thing is... It's not real.
I know you're not gay.
You do it because you eat for free.
You show up, you have lunch, and then you go on your merry way.
It is just a bunch of homosexual blue balls all across the state of Texas.
I'll take the diet meatball plate.
We're gonna finish an artichoke dip.
See ya!
What the hell, Reed?
What are you talking about?
It is just a bunch of homosexual blue balls all across the state of Texas.
You're a heartbreaker, Gerald.
So, we were here.
Let me ask you now, in being able to review the debate, I still think it was, I don't
think it changed many people's minds.
I think that Donald Trump obviously, in my opinion, answered more substantively.
I think he took debate sometimes, that seems to be the consensus, but it has highlighted the bias of ABC, which we were reacting to live in real time.
I mean, Nick DiPaolo was losing his mind.
Also referred to Wolfie Goldberg as Warren Sapp.
I woke up laughing.
That was so funny.
I was right out here.
I was so afraid I was going to disrupt the show by laughing.
Oh, Nick.
But afterward, the media, and whenever they completely agree unanimously, because you can't find unanimous agreement on anything in 2024.
Yeah.
I mean, you have someone post to social media like, hey, babies are cute.
Doesn't matter what it is.
So when everyone says she clearly won this debate, where I believe it was a wash, and she certainly didn't answer with anything substantial, your antennae should go up.
And we want to revisit a couple of things.
But Democrats, of course, all, right after the debate, and we'll provide all these references, letterscouted.com, link in the description, Kamala the victor.
According to a CNN poll, 63% of people who watched last night's debate thought Vice President Kamala Harris won.
The other 37% spent today guarding their pets with their life.
He still has a show?
Yeah, he does.
Oh, it's pumped into my YouTube algorithm non-stop.
Still has a show, never had a personality.
Best quote ever is Norm MacDonald when he was interviewed on HuffPo live broadcast where Seth Meyers had criticized him.
He said, really?
Well, you know, that's really upsetting because whenever I'm writing comedy, I ask myself, what would Seth Meyers do?
So here's the thing they don't tell you.
That same poll, or at least a poll from CNN at the same time, people who watched the debate actually, and this is an interesting disconnect, favored Trump on the issue.
There was actually a net positive change.
So people said Kamala won the debate, but then on immigration, 56% said they favored Trump on the issue, whereas Kamala, only 33%.
The economy, 55% versus Kamala, 35%.
Rollo's commander-in-chief.
And now we're getting even more broad.
Trump, 49%.
Kamala, 43%.
And, uh, the interesting thing is that that tells you that there is media spin, right?
If people are saying, yeah, I think Kamala won the debate on the economy, Trump's better.
On immigration?
Oh, Trump's better.
Commander-in-Chief?
Yeah, Trump's better.
No, but you're right.
You're right.
That's what they're saying.
You're right.
I think Kamala won the debate.
That's what's happening there.
You cannot have that kind of a disconnect.
I think this is the first time in modern American history, at least that I can remember, We're on individual issues.
There is such a contrast between the favorability, and that is indicative of propaganda.
It's going along with, because the media is not telling these people, hey, Trump is off on the economy, right?
What they do say is, didn't she answer really well, right?
You saw Donald Trump was fact checked 11 times because he said that some states don't have limits on abortion.
There's at least six enshrined into law, for example, and far more with the exceptions being so broad that you can have an abortion all the way up until and including birth.
The fact checks were propaganda.
That's what is interesting to me.
And I think his performance is going to age better than in the moment you're going,
don't take the bait, don't take the bait.
Don't take the bait.
Yeah, I think he still missed some opportunities.
Yes, he did.
But with that poll, those numbers really shocked me.
Based on what I watched and what I heard immediately, I was thinking, okay, maybe he lost the debate,
but I don't know that it's gonna matter.
It wasn't a walk-off for her, obviously, but I just think he lost in the sense
that he missed some opportunities.
In the sense- And she performed better than expectation.
In the sense he could have locked up the election if it was a 90-10.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And if it's even a 50-50, 60-40, that wasn't enough.
The fight continues on.
Exactly.
He does very well.
And then I looked at the numbers, I'm like, wow, nobody bought it.
The issues that she won on, by the way, abortion and preserving democracy, are so far down on people.
Preserving democracy is a made-up thing.
Sorry, protecting democracy.
Which is just funny, because she did win by a lot!
This is the guy that supposedly tried to overthrow the government, and it was still close!
And, uh, by the way, also, Independents, uh, were tracking.
They had that real, like, live joystick thing.
You know, like Stephen Hawking.
The dials!
They're called the dials!
They were tracking with Trump throughout the entire debate.
So all the references, again, are available.
That is very interesting.
It shows you because the independents are leaning toward Donald Trump.
So if you want to take away from this, hey, people haven't made up their mind, where are they going?
Seems like they're going one direction.
Also, on TikTok, Donald Trump's closing statements has like four times the amount of views and six times the amount of likes compared to Kamala's.
16.7 million views to 1.3.
I believe these are the closing statements, right?
On the same profile, too.
16.7 million views to 3.9 million views.
Yeah.
The likes there.
So that's really interesting.
From the ABC News profile.
That's a good point.
Right.
So yeah, that's a good thing.
Yeah.
Because supposedly Kamala Harris is doing so well with that demographic and age group and TikTok.
She's just been doing, it's Brad Summer.
It's all this other crap that you've been hearing about.
And you see that and it's like, wow, he's dominating.
Right.
Yeah.
Don't use that word because I'll say you're sexist.
Dominating?
This isn't your Grindr profile, Gerald.
I'll be dominating you.
That's his username on Grindr.
The Dominator.
It's like a little on the nose.
But it's like D-O-M-I-N-8.
Number 8.
What if it's true?
I don't dominate men.
Unless it's in sports.
There we go.
Thank you, Gerald.
Walking right into it.
Water sports.
Dominate men.
We can clip that, right?
I've got gonorrhea too.
We are children.
Yes, we are.
By the way, remember this, one third of the United States adults under the age of 30, a lot of them get their news from TikTok.
Oh lord.
I remember when people were complaining that adults got their news from the Daily Show.
Yes.
Yeah, exactly.
TikTok?
We're all gonna know how to dance and die.
Suicide is never the answer, but sometimes it is one of many viable answers.
I thought you were going to go to a cliff.
There's a suicide cliff?
No, I'm going to slap you by suicideforce.com.
It's like the suicide smokey bear.
Only you can prevent the degradation of our country through TikTok.
Travel to Japan.
Best suicide forest in the world.
By the way, did you know that Japan has a crazy amount of bear attacks?
Do they?
Yeah, like 200-something bears.
In the suicide forest?
No, not in the suicide forest.
I betcha their bears can wield katanas.
At that point, they're scavengers.
They're just foraging.
I bet you Japanese bears bow to you before they maul you.
There's like 200-something attacks in Japan because their median age there is 48 years old.
People are moving out from the rural areas into the cities, the younger people.
And now there are more bears.
They're moving in from the mountains down to the lowlands.
They're attacking so many people.
This sounds like a Little Red Riding Hood.
I'm not gonna eat you.
My, Kazuki Fujita, what a sharp of teeth you have.
It's better to eat you with my deer!
I hear the meat is more tender after you commit sufuku.
I wait for you.
Continue for honor.
I wanna see that sumo match.
Just a guy and a bear.
Grandma, why your hair arms are so furry?
I'm looking for CNN.
Don't talk about Ms.
Collins that way, man!
Sometimes it's investigative journalism.
Sometimes it's this horseshit.
I apologize.
But, I don't.
I don't.
And if you want to support us, hey, you want to be a part of the Mug Club Army as we go into election night this season, sign up at MugClubArmy.com.
It's a mailing list.
It's closed circuit.
You won't get any ads.
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You won't even get any updates outside of how you can actively take a role.
What are we still left in?
Superside Japanese bears?
Now I'm thinking about Goldilocks and the three Japanese bears.
My porridge is too cold!
Why you give me cold porridge?
Bring great shame to family porridge.
Oh, this one is just right.
He's okay.
He's okay.
Goldilocks just leaves because she doesn't want to sit on the floor.
Can you eat my porridge on the floor?
Is this floor porridge?
I'm sorry.
We have serious stories.
If you go into the woods today, you're in for a big surprise!
Can't do the Big Bad Wolf.
They're all paper houses.
They just blow down.
There's also no bears in that story!
No, I changed stories!
I went to the next story.
See what I did there?
You're mixing them.
I'm mixing them.
It's called killing jokes, folks.
You can also find bears on Gerald's Grindr profile.
Beto's Bears.
That's it.
Beto's Bears.
I was freezed from Applebee's two-for-twenty spinach autotune from Dominator Bear.
It's you!
It was always you.
Alright.
So Taylor Swift.
Let's get into this because it's not just that she's a celebrity who's endorsed Kamala Harris.
That's no surprise.
No problem with the fact that she's a billionaire.
No problem with the fact that she has the worst carbon footprint of any human being on earth.
That's true.
We'll get to it.
What?
The issue is that she is a billionaire out of touch with reality who is offering horrible advice to people out there that would create an entire generation of miserable, unfulfilled young women in particular.
She is a cautionary tale when you take away the celebrity and the billions of dollars.
And look, It's always surprising to me that Disney in these films will say, you know, what matters is family, and material possessions don't mean a thing.
But then, of course, they are so proud of Taylor Swift.
It's like, well, hold on.
If what matters most is family and relationships, it seems to me like you're simply pointing to the prototype as someone who has more material goods.
So, uh, here is actually, um, we have.
All right.
So number two.
We had to dump that, really?
Yeah, because YouTube said you can't insult people for immutable characteristics.
Well, didn't they cite this segment specifically and say, don't do that again?
I think also Don Lemon, because they were like, that one's worse because he's gay.
I was like, well, no.
It's people they like, you know.
You can say Steven Crowder is yada yada yada.
Sure.
But you can't say Taylor Swift is... She's an icon, you know.
Yeah.
That's what you say about me, you know.
It's a good chance it's true.
Yeah, can confirm.
Get me a sweet potato, bitch.
135 degrees internal temperature.
Are you the one that makes these potatoes?
Yes, on my knees, bitch.
Yeah, exactly.
But that's more of a role.
It's more of a role playing.
Yeah, it's for fun.
We're both beneficiaries in that transaction.
It's true.
So, Swift made her endorsement in an Instagram post.
She said, I will be casting my vote for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz.
Surprise!
I am voting for Kamala Harris because she fights for the rights and causes I believe need a warrior to champion them.
I think she's steady-handed and a gifted leader and I believe we can accomplish so much more in this country if we are led by calm and not chaos.
I was heartened, here's the kicker, and impressed by her selection of running mate, Tim Walz, who has been standing for LGBTQ plus rights, IVF, and a woman's right to her own body for decades.
With love and hope, Taylor Swift, childless cat lady.
Okay, so Taylor, we'll start with this before we get into it.
Just go and tell your followers to vote for Kamala Harris.
I'm not gay!
See how it feels?
Is that a phantom?
Oh no, it's a homophobic bear!
Watch out!
A phantom?
Oh no, it's a homophobic bear!
Oh no, watch out!
Yay!
Um...
She's gonna be mad at us.
She had to wipe that, remember, from the memory.
You can't say you'll weaponize gayness.
You can't find the original video.
You can only find little clips like that of her saying it.
I looked.
I looked.
So, look, childless cat lady.
Okay.
It's funny, and I get that some people are offended, but you know what?
There's a point there that's important to be made.
So let's go through a few key facts here, and this is why this magazine, hopefully we'll offer some advice that is a little more productive.
All the references are available as far as the studies, the data that we will be presenting today.
Link in the description.
Here's a key fact to start this off.
Taylor Swift, and this is not just, it's not to say that celebrities are not entitled to opinions, of course they are, and it's not to say that some celebrities are not educated.
Some of them are, and some of them are actually informed, and some of them, by the way, are even informed and I still disagree with them, but I accept those key facts.
Taylor Swift is none of those things.
And you add on top of that, she's worth enough money to not care about any or to not be affected by any of the consequences of a Kamala Walls presidency, vice presidency, right?
And you even see this in the polls.
People think Donald Trump will be better in the economy for a reason.
Why?
They're buying groceries.
Taylor Swift is not.
She's worth over a billion dollars, right?
And she grew up well off, the criticism that you have against Donald Trump.
Both parents were in the financial industry.
She's not going to be affected by inflation, by open borders, by skyrocketing crime, despite the fact that Kamala Harris tries to quote the FBI because at least one-third of crime statistics are not reported at all, so they tweak those numbers.
She's not going to be affected, I know, what you think, surprisingly, by taxes in the same way that you will.
She probably won't be affected as negatively by wars.
For example, because she has no sons who may be drawn into war.
Or, you know, she also... One of the things she has to worry about is when she drops a song about Travis Kelce after they break up.
Oh, come on.
Don't say that.
People's hearts are breaking right now.
Yes.
I'm a Charter fan.
Break up.
Let the Chiefs suffer.
And this is the thing, too.
Think about that for a second.
Childless cat lady.
Yeah.
War.
War.
This is a key issue.
This is what J.D.
Vance was saying.
That, hey, you are not affected.
You don't have the same investment in the future if you have no children.
And that is true.
That is true.
And this is, by the way, something that a lot of women take for granted.
Men go to war often for you.
Wars are pretty much fought Over, over land?
And snatch!
That's what it is!
That's what, it's not right!
That's what they took concubines back in the day!
Men will go and fight wars for women!
That's what, and it's just, and it's honestly, it's dumb, it's kind of dumbfounding to me when you look back throughout history and look at the pictures of the women, like the women back then as far as how attractive they were.
These people were dying for that?
Yeah, that's kind of crazy.
There's a lot of, uh... You ever actually read a transcript where people are describing a beautiful woman, like in the 1800s?
And her skin was so fair, and her teeth, and you see a picture, she's like... She has the teeth of a diseased badger.
They could build a dam!
Well, the painters kind of sucked in that period.
I think Marie Antoinette just had stinky hair.
Let's relieve you of that.
Just chop that thing off.
I'm not dying for you.
Yeah, exactly.
How attractive was Helena?
Yeah, she was probably a six.
Yeah, exactly.
Well, screw it.
Let's go.
Let's cross the sea.
I'm going to be martyred for a six.
I'm going home.
I think they killed Joan of Arc not because they found out she was a woman, but like she was just ugly.
She was built like a boat.
That's why she was named Arc.
She was shooting arrows at us.
More like Joan of Bark.
You think we should burn old Boatface alive over there?
Some people think that the witch trials were just ugly bitches being burned.
Clear in house.
Yeah, we don't want you.
You were casting a spell to make our town significantly less attractive.
It was you!
So, anyway, we've made our point there.
Here's another fact that is important with Taylor Swift, and this is why she's such a piece of shit.
She only offers advice that will be harmful to people to justify her own life's
decisions. Now, of course, you have the right to make those decisions. And this is,
there are always exceptions to the rule, to be clear. Yep, there are some unmarried women who have
cats, who are successful, that is not lost on me, but that is not the majority of
people out there.
It's like an alcoholic who says, ah, it's all right to have a, you know, a drink every now and then, you know, at every meal.
You're like, oh, I don't know.
It feels like you're saying that because you want to make it okay for you to do that.
Right.
Justifying your own behavior.
Justifying that Irish whiskey.
Yes.
Breakfast.
And Taylor Swift.
Is single?
By choice.
I believe this woman has a compulsion.
She will only date exclusively current A-list actors.
The reason she is single is not because, oh, love has evaded her.
No!
It's because, again, she is the cautionary tale of chasing the wrong thing.
Fame.
Material goods.
Right?
Instead of meaningful relationships.
And you know this is true.
And this advice doesn't apply to Americans across the board.
How do you think that a 34-year-old American, Taylor Swift's age, out there right now, is going to do better, you know, if she basically is living out her equivalent of Taylor Swift, they won't be A-list stars, but simply trying to bag the hottest guy in the bar at night for social clout?
Or Finding a man who loves her, settling, having children who are thrilled to see her come home or stay at home.
The statistics reflect one reality.
So a lot of people go, oh, I can be Taylor Swift, but you're not a billionaire.
Who gets to date exclusively, let me go through the list.
Taylor Lautner, John Mayer, Jake Gyllenhaal, Tom Hiddleston, Joe Jonas, Harry Styles, Connor Ken- R.F.K.
Jr.' 's son, Connor Kennedy.
What?
Which was kind of surprising.
That's like the only non-A-list celebrity there.
She needed him for backup on her album.
Is that R.F.K.
Jr.?
Let me clear my throat.
I got teardrops on my guitar.
Shake it off!
Shake!
Shake!
Shake it off!
Bad lad!
So, she wants to tell, she's encouraging young women to adopt a lifestyle that will lead to, statistically, and it's the same issue with the transgender, the LGBTQAIIP, which she uses unironically, the suicide rate doesn't get better if you transition.
Right.
Okay?
It's still around a 40-something percent attempted suicide rate.
American slaves don't have that kind of a suicide rate.
Jews in the Holocaust don't have that kind of a suicide rate, but we're to believe that it's because temporarily they couldn't take a dump in the right bathroom in a Target.
Okay.
I said she.
Yes.
The point is you are encouraging, and I don't mean bad behavior, okay?
I'm not just making a judgment that I think it's better to have family.
That I think it's better or more fulfilling to have children.
Or to have a meaningful social circle as opposed to acquaintances in industry.
That's not me making a... Statistically, that is true.
Younger people who do the exact opposite of what Taylor Swift does will be happier.
Okay?
Childless cat lady.
Unmarried women.
There, by the way, the left's most loyal voting bloc, to be clear.
There is a stark contrast between married women and unmarried women.
And here's a reality.
Married people with children are much happier.
Overall, married people 30% happier than unmarried people.
Percent of women in the age bracket of 18 to 55 who say they are very happy with children, 40%.
Without children, 22%.
Loneliness is the leading cause of depression among middle-aged females.
We know that there is often more SSRI use, psychotropic drug use, with middle-aged women.
And if you want to talk about, hey, you're not a billionaire, married women are more successful economically.
It's one of the greatest indicators as to not only building wealth, but stability, happiness, health metrics.
So, if she says be a childless catlet, look, we can't, for example, I can't say on YouTube that, ah, you know, the occasional celebratory cigar is okay, because that could be harmful.
In the UK, they are now actually throttling fitness videos.
You guys can bring that up, Mission Control.
They're throttling fitness videos because they think it may cause harm to self-esteem through people having a negative self-body image.
But you can champion the cause.
To millions of young women across the country, hey, yeah, do all of the things that will make you less happy.
And we just turn a blind eye as though we don't recognize what everything she's saying are shallow things.
Yeah, and she's encouraging this loneliness, but here's the thing is, like you said, she is a billionaire and stuff like that, you could fall back on your money, but the biggest thing is she has so many people that love her.
Right.
Literally love her.
You're not her, right?
You can't just go, oh, I'm sad because I don't have anybody or anything.
Let me just go to my adoring fans and remind myself that I'm loved.
You can't do that because you're at home.
Well, but I guarantee you also that that's not enough, right?
So what Taylor Swift is doing, she's going to have that moment, probably has that moment often where you look around, kind of like Tom Brady said, after winning Super Bowls, being named the MVP, just all the money, all the fame in the world.
I think he was married to Gisele at the time, like supermodel wife.
And he's like, there's got to be more to life than this.
That's where she is going, and she's probably had moments where she's there, but she's giving people advice to say, hey, the most fulfilling thing that you can possibly do in life, women, is have a family, right?
It is.
There's a ton of other things that are fulfilling, so don't get me wrong saying that that's the only thing.
And by the way, of course some women can't conceive, and I understand that.
What's gonna happen though?
Can we be adults here?
I understand there are exceptions to the rule, but the truth is, most of you are not billionaire boss bitches!
Crazy cat ladies are sad for a reason.
Look, let's do it.
Let me make two points here, okay?
Before we get on to the climate hypocrisy.
She is the single biggest carbon emitter of any human being on Earth.
Three years running, that's true.
But...
First off, the policy, right?
The left is encouraging this as a matter of policy, childless cat lady, okay?
So, if J.D.
Vance says, hey, I think it's better for our country to strengthen families, a nuclear family, because that's the bedrock, you know, the building blocks of our communities before state and federal government, local government, before that you have the family, right?
That would mean that the party would want to encourage that kind of a culture.
If you have a party saying, childless cat ladies are boss bitches, that would mean they want to encourage that as part of a culture.
I've said this before, if the Republicans are the party of the rich, Which we know is not true, but again, you don't win it with just the billionaire vote, right?
That gives you like five.
That would mean that you would need a significant portion of Americans to be wealthy enough to vote Republican.
If the Democrats are the party of the poor, and by that we mean people who don't pay federal taxes, we don't mean middle class, we mean poor, we mean non-contributors, then they need you to stay poor.
Otherwise, If they bring you into success, they've now brought you out of their voting block.
It's the same thing here.
Even if you don't like what J.D.
Vance has said, he is saying, yeah, I would like to, if I could, encourage this kind of a lifestyle because I believe that it is better for America and for individuals.
Of course, they should make their own decisions.
Democrats are saying, you will be just as happy as a childless cat lady at 35 as you would if you had a family and meaningful relationships.
No, here's another point that, well, Gerald, you were about to say something.
No, I just think it's terrible to give that kind of advice to people, because you and I both know, like, when you have kids, life changes.
Yes.
Right?
Your perspective on the world changes.
Your fulfillment, the joy in your life, the difficulty in your life, like, it makes you a less selfish person.
For society, that's a good thing.
Yeah.
And I understand maybe, you know, the pendulum swings.
My parents got married when they were 15 and 16 years old, respectively.
Probably too young.
And probably a little bit young, but back then they were so much more mature, right?
You talk about that.
My sister, I think, got married at 18.
So in my generation, they got married earlier.
The pendulum swung way too far the other way.
Yes.
People are being told that there's happiness down there, and it's not true.
Yes, you want to wait a little while, that's fine.
Yeah.
But you want to wait until your 30s or 40s because you think you can go pursue all these other things in life?
That's not fine.
Well, let's go through the most extreme examples to make a point, okay?
People like Taylor Swift that talk about the patriarchy.
All right.
So let's say that you're a young woman and you did it the patriarchy's way at one point in time.
And let's just go back to, you know, what many people view as an era in the United States that had a lot of good.
I get it, people are still racist, but like the 50s, okay?
This is when the American dream kind of came to be post-World War II.
So you're a woman, And you go to school, but you pick something like nursing, or teaching, or you become a secretary, a job that offers you flexibility so that you can spend more time with your children, where they're happy, or you stay at home, and you have one earner in the household, or one primary provider in the household, and it's a nuclear relationship, a traditional American family.
Statistically, we know how that would look as far as happiness.
Okay.
You do it that way.
That's the patriarchy's way.
Right?
We don't want to do it that way.
Do it the way that the left, today, has encouraged you to do it, as far as being a strong, independent woman.
Go and get a degree in liberal arts, gender studies, creative arts.
Riddle yourself with debt.
Hopefully the government will absolve you of it, to become a social worker, or a 9-to-5 worker until you're in your 30s, past your biological window, and instead of children, you get cats.
If the patriarchy is so evil, some of you may be saying, bring a little bit of that evil over here.
You do have to look at the results.
And let's go, speaking of results, let's go to another key fact here.
And this is a big reason as to why... Not just a climate hypocrite, to be clear on climate change.
I understand we all emit carbon, right?
We all do.
I get it.
She has made decisions Two, engage in more carbon emitting activities when she does not have to.
She's worth over a billion dollars.
Yeah.
At what point, and this is always my question, at what point does it cross over into greed in the Disney film?
Like, hey, if you could be worth nine hundred million dollars and not be the biggest carbon emitter as an individual human being on earth, Would that be okay?
What point does it cross over into greed?
Nah, I gotta get my latte from the original Starbucks on a pike in Seattle.
2022, 2023, and she's on track for this in 2024, she is the person with the single largest carbon footprint of anybody on earth.
That's not, that's not, hey, you say climate change, but you drive an SUV because you have a big family.
No, that's She has two private jets.
She's riding them like skis.
This is what we're talking about.
There's no need to.
Exactly.
Let me show you, and I know some of you, by the way, for that little... That was a dance move, by the way.
Yes, it was.
He's not good at it.
That little graph that said this was the least, the most radical, right, least factually based show.
Do you see that out there?
Look, we're the only show that provides references.
Oh, yeah.
They put us to the right.
That, because we showed that to go, Taylor Swift never rode two jets.
She didn't.
We fact-checked it, and we actually sent out an intern to see if this was physically possible.
He's dead.
But he tried.
They tried in Afghanistan.
But here's, yes, here's...
I thought that was hilarious.
Here's the real reference.
This is actually how Swift's two private jets covered over 178,000 miles in 2023 alone.
This is real.
Okay.
It's not bad.
Ah!
Whoa!
Looks like my kid's drawing.
Yes! What is...
It looks like the back of a four-year-old's placemat.
What did she...
She went over, I couldn't see it, it was so fast.
Did she go over to Asia for one show?
Yes.
No, she went over for multiple.
Here's the thing she did.
She went over, came back, and then went back.
Just like, grouped them together!
Because she wanted to watch her boyfriend in the Super Bowl.
But it's like, you could have just not done that.
One show, you couldn't say, the fans have to see me.
Yeah, yeah.
You're rich enough you could literally have a hologram placed in a box like Obi-Wan Kenobi so that they could see you there and feel you, but you don't have to travel on a private jet.
Mostly lip-syncing anyway, just get a body double.
Also, if you watch that graph, you'll notice that even she was like, I'm not going to San Francisco.
No, I know they're rich.
I'm not doing a show there.
For comparison, the average American emits 13.7 tons of CO2.
Taylor Swift, 8,000 tons.
That's 583 times more than you.
W-2, Taylor Swift 8,000 tons, that's 583 times more than you.
But hey, the world needs Taylor Swift.
And again, I don't care.
I don't care if she was... I couldn't care less if she had 19 private jets and she was dumping every bottle of Crisco that she could find in the Gulf.
The shrimp will be fine!
They're fine now!
It was overblown!
If Jesus Christ was here right now, traveling the world doing miracles and helping people, Leftists would be mad at him for that carbon footprint.
They'd be like, come on, take it easy.
It's like, can I race the dead guy?
Could you fly first class?
Could you jet share?
For crying out loud, half the biggest banes in the world flew commercial because, well, at that point, they didn't want to get buddy hollied.
That's true.
That's true.
Not the problem anymore.
I understand that.
And here's something else.
You can emit much less carbon in the digital age as an artist.
That's true.
Except, because it's true, except Taylor Swift has decided to go all in on producing more giant vinyl records.
than anyone in modern American history.
She sold 5.2 million LPs in 2022 and 23 alone.
To give you an idea, one vinyl LP creates about two and a half pounds of CO2.
That means if you just add those physical LPs together, you have 6,000 additional tons of CO2 in the United States in only two years.
That's 438 times the average American's carbon emissions in two years!
You couldn't just make it a download?
How many hipsters with Cranky Kong record players are out there?
At least five million.
And by the way, and she's even worse.
It's like, I want them to have a physical CD.
Okay, so you don't really care about the turtles choking on straws.
All right, let's go with that.
And I also want to make 19 different versions of the same album physically as a record and a CD so that it becomes a collector's item.
She had 35 separate physical products.
As far as just the album, Midnightz.
Midnightz!
Sorry, I meant to... Midnightz!
Seriously?
Yeah, there's a different version, and this version, and that version, and I'm sure there's some kind of figurine, you can get a CD, you can get a record, I'm sure.
I'm sure because the hipsters want to have, like, ah, can I watch the video on beta?
You know, that kind of thing.
You could just make it available online like every other artist who's not a billionaire.
You don't need two private jets.
I don't care if you have them.
Make your own decisions.
You don't need to emit over 500 times the amount of carbon that the average American does.
And you certainly don't need to do so while lecturing them on the decisions they make that, by the way, lead to happier, more fulfilling lives while acting like they are rubes.
The rubes who buy your albums.
No, she needs to squeeze her fans.
You know, like a lime in a Mexican restaurant.
Right.
At what point does it become greed?
Hey, if you didn't have to sell the records, if you just made downloads at that point, and hey, God willing, the places that provide power to people who use the internet, maybe use nuclear energy, where there are zero carbon emissions, if that puts you in the 900 million category, you gotta be in the Trace Commas Club?
Is that what matters most?
Is that what matters most?
Hey, if you could, if you could fly on a jet share and maybe just, you know, have a touring schedule that might be comparable to other artists and maybe you only are worth 600 million.
When does it cross over into greed?
It only crosses over into greed if you are the American business owner, because guess what?
If you have a business where you have a million dollars in gross tax revenue, Uncle Sam is coming for you.
She can offshore her shit and you know it's true.
and that's why she is... and then here's the thing after the Taylor Swift fiasco, the media decided
Patrick Mahomes and Kaitlyn Clark, right?
Do you know who these people are?
I know who Kaitlyn Clark is.
She's the white basketball player.
You don't know who Patrick Mahomes is?
I know Usher.
So they're asking celebrities about their politics.
Is that interesting because he's black?
I know him because he says yeah.
Yeah?
Yeah.
So, instead, they got the answer that would be more appropriate.
And by the way, you know if someone answers like this, it means they're probably right-leaning because there would be no reason to keep it quiet otherwise.
There's an incentive to be liberal, openly.
Here are the answers that, you know, maybe don't alienate half the country.
Former President Trump referenced you and your family again today on Fox News in relation to his campaign.
I just wondered what your reaction is to seeing that.
Yeah, I think I've always said I don't want my place and my platform to be used to endorse a candidate or do whatever.
Either way, I think my place is to inform people to get registered to vote.
It's to inform people to do their own research and then make their best decision for them and their family.
If you are, in fact, potentially going to endorse Kamala Harris.
Thank you.
I think for myself is, you know, I have this amazing platform, so I think the biggest thing would be just to encourage people to register to vote.
In this emergency that we're in, I think that the Who's Artists should come out and speak for Kamala against Donald Trump, because he is an existential threat to the country.
Oh really?
What do you say to that?
You know what, I don't get too deep into politics.
I didn't get a chance to watch the debate last night.
I obviously had been watching like everybody else.
I think voting is an individual choice.
And I think that you're right.
You have to look at the reality of the country that we are and the country that we want to be.
I guarantee you he has spent time with Donald Trump and enjoyed his company before he was a politician.
Oh yeah, for sure.
You can tell by that he said, uh, what our country's become.
That's what it's gonna be.
It's full of people like you.
That's what Kamala's in charge of.
That's what it's gonna be.
Yes, right.
Well, I guess that bait didn't work.
Sorry, Usher.
If someone is quiet, that means they're very likely not a dyed-in-the-wool leftist.
Because you are actually encouraged in the industry.
No, I mean, it's kind of obvious.
Usher 2 probably has a lot more in common with Trump than Kamala.
Yeah, they both like bling.
Yes, and women and music.
Going after somebody like Usher or somebody else, they have enough money where they can tell you to go screw yourself.
Or they can do something like that and basically go, I'm going to go down this road here and give you this answer.
Patrick Mahomes is the same thing.
He can just be like, no, I'm just, I kind of stay out of that stuff.
Somebody up and coming?
You can't.
What she just said is, this is such a big threat, I think artists have to come out and say this.
Yeah.
For Kamala Harris.
It's like, well, wait a minute.
Yeah.
There's a large divide.
You think that half of the American population is wrong?
Also, when did the media decide that, I don't know, artists should be the mouthpiece of mainstream talking points?
Right.
Because they've lived a normal life.
I mean, it's like artists.
The idea was art was rebellion.
That's where rebellion went to exist.
And now you have these people out there, I bet you Joy Behar fancies herself an artist, you know, as a comedian.
Where she, you know, has like 19 bits about how her husband has long toenails or whatever the hell.
She was a comedian?
Oh yeah!
Man, I feel like a bad comic now, because I didn't know who she was.
Yeah, she's a good comic.
She would do well back in the day.
She'd be like, yeah, my ex-husband never used to wash his feet.
And people are like, huh, well, yeah, my ex-husband never washed his feet.
It's relatable.
So, hey, people out there, are you an artist?
Do you paint?
Do you draw?
Do you sing?
Do you want to make a career out of it?
Did you decide to go into the arts to be a mouthpiece for mainstream propaganda outlets?
I don't know.
Also, being good at dancing doesn't mean shit.
Yeah, exactly.
I mean, your opinion, yeah.
I'm sure everyone has an entitled opinion.
You should have just moonwalked out of there.
You crazy bitch!
That's what we love you for, man!
That's what you want it for.
Man.
Can.
Dance.
Alright?
So, let me offer this to you really quickly before we... I know we have Taylor on the show here in just a moment on the ground in Springfield, Ohio.
But, uh... Did something break?
Nah, it's nothing, dude.
It's nothing.
It's so loud.
It sounded like a snap.
And I get it.
It's not lost on me.
I'm a white guy.
Okay.
Young women out there.
Let's offer you some solutions.
Okay.
You want to set yourself up for the best shot at happiness, at a life that when you look back in all your years you say, yeah, I lived a pretty good full life.
Alright.
Make sure you have a strong social circle, meaning real people, not social media.
Expand your social circle.
Hey, maybe it's a Bible study, maybe it's a spin class, I don't know.
Have a strong social circle of friends.
Isolation leads to depression, leads to all kinds of mental health issues.
I would say that pursue a meaningful relationship.
If you ever want to be married or ever even think that you may, at some point, want to be married or have children, you gotta start doing that in your 20s.
You can't be doing it in your 30s.
Because if you end up being a 34-year-old childless cat lady, guess what?
Statistically, that doesn't end well for you, and at the end of your life, you're going to have a lot of regrets.
Not everybody, there are exceptions to the rule, but if we are broad strokes going to give advice, strong social circle, stability, find a good man, and yeah, probably have children, ideally before you're In your 30s.
And not everyone lives it.
I get it.
You're going to have a bunch of people saying, no, I just want to be really clear.
Broad strokes, I would follow that course as opposed to what it is that both Taylor Swift and the Democratic Party are espousing.
They want you to vote for them.
They want you to vote for them.
After the vote, they don't care what happens to you.
Just look at what's happening in Springfield, Ohio.
They're mocking the citizens who have to deal with the consequences.
So that's the advice to you, young women.
And of course, Mug Club, you know, you've supported investigative journalism.
Sometimes that's what you get.
And then sometimes at light speed, you get this.
After the debate, I just couldn't wait.
Wait, baby.
They told me what to say.
Waiting every way.
I want euro-level rapes, unrecognizable states.
At least I'll vote that way, mm-mm.
They told me what to say, mm-mm.
I want Trump bluesin' Haitians barbecuin'
Garfield with some cumin Right outside sayin' this cat's cookin' up real nice
Cuz I'm tailorin' up play, play, play, play, play For the Democrats to take, take, take, take, take
I'll pretend it was a stage, stage, stage, stage, stage My mask is off, I'll take it off
Gotta bring his trial rig, rig, rig, rig, rig Oh, don't you turn that into big, big, big, big, big
Did you think I'd only sing, sing, sing, sing, sing?
My mask is off.
I'll take it off.
No kids to raise and feed.
But my cat's LGBT.
Nothing else means much to me.
Mm-mm.
Except for killing babies.
Mm-mm.
Got an army full of drones.
No track where my jet goes.
And I'm voting for the Immigrants are cruising, driving like they're boozing.
Let them eat a goose and say it's all fine when it's pointed out by the right.
Cause I'm Taylor and I play, play, play, play, play.
For the Democrats to take, take, take, take, take.
I'll pretend this was a stage, stage, stage, stage, stage.
My mask is off, I'll take it off.
I got all rigged, just tryna rig rig rig rig rig Home Trump's turned out into big big big big big
Did you think I'd always sing sing sing sing sing?
My mask is off, I'll take it off I-I-I'll take it off, I'll take it off
Hey hey hey, just think While Kamala was covering for Joe Biden's mental decline
Which is completely clear to the world They were also setting up this endorsement with me
Her ex-man helped her ask his girlfriend She's like, give me that job, after I come suck your snake
And to the fella over there with the golden blonde hair You're making me feel nervous, will you make make make?
I-I-I take it off, I take it off I-I-I take it off, I take it off
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We are going to be able to actually observe, call, dispute states, because we'll have access to more data than anyone else, providing you with a live stream.
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I wouldn't call that Silly Horseshit.
It's pretty fun.
We did have to pause on an investigative piece just to do that this morning.
Yes, we did.
Don't worry, the investigative piece will get done.
Well, the left hand knows not what the right ball is saying.
I believe.
Was that the Japanese bear?
I think it was.
I believe it was.
So, let's go to Springfield, Ohio, because we're going to talk with Taylor Hanson.
I keep wanting to say, like, that can't be his name.
That's the Hanson brother.
That's the Mbop, but it is.
Is their name Taylor?
Yeah!
Wasn't the main Hanson Taylor?
I don't know.
Yes, it was.
Yes, it was.
I don't think we were all big fans.
Why do you know this, Steven?
Because I lived in America.
Like that works.
What?
What, you really think that's gonna work on me?
Yes.
Mr. Lick the Stick?
Yes.
You really think?
You think?
You think?
You think that's out of context and I don't grant your premise.
You think that you're like, how do you know who Hanson is?
I'm like, no!
I don't like Derek!
It's like, I'm gonna get a bumper sticker made for Gerald that says Mr. Lick the Stick.
Lick the Stick.
Like, I'm gonna be self-conscious.
I also know who Cher is.
It doesn't mean I'm in her fan club.
But you are.
It just doesn't mean that you are.
Yeah, it doesn't.
It's exactly.
Coincidental.
Correlation does not equal causation.
That's fine.
Yes.
My Cher wall is unrelated.
Remember I told you that story?
I had someone I made fun of, Cher, on the show, and her craziest stalker fan was like, Cher has a co- and listed, like, her whole resume.
What have you ever done?
Have you done any of these things?
And he had a Cher wall.
Yeah.
Like Buffalo Bill.
Like, newspaper clippings.
He had, like, plates with pictures.
Like, commemorative plates.
Like, dinner plates.
And it was- but he glued them to the wall.
Yeah, if there's a serial killer on the loose, that's the first interview.
Exactly.
His doorbell is, Do you believe in love and love?
I'm coming, do you hear me?
Sir, we'd like to ask you some questions.
Is it about Cher?
Your big old... Did she mention me?
Did she mention me?
At the end of the day, I got you, babe.
She an old ugly lady.
She an old lady with all that face work.
I only think of Monk now when I hear that voice.
Is there any old lady who had a tree airdropped on a ski hill?
I'm a conspiracy theorist and it's hypothetical.
So, Tuesday at the debate, Springfield, Ohio.
This is what I say, I think this debate actually in a lot of ways is going to age well.
People just want to dismiss something as crazy even if it is absolutely not crazy.
Okay, even if we know that this is the kind of story, if the left thought they could score points, they would use.
There's enough corroboration, there's enough verification, even with the corrupt powers that be, to tell you that Haitians are causing a lot of problems in Springfield, Ohio.
Yes, 20,000 of them or so in a city of about 58,000 people.
We know that.
That they absolutely are eating half-domesticated wildlife at the ponds, but even Enough proof to say there seems to be a problem with the people from the land of cannibals who may be thinking that they're actually exercising moderation eating cats and dogs.
But Donald Trump said this at the debate and the media went nuts.
And look at what's happening to the towns all over the United States.
And a lot of towns don't want to talk.
It's not going to be Aurora or Springfield.
A lot of towns don't want to talk about it because they're so embarrassed by it.
In Springfield, they're eating the dogs that came in.
They're eating the cats.
They're eating the pets of the people that live there.
And of course, but the thing is, a lot of people are going to go and search that.
Yeah.
And maybe they may say, well I don't know about the exact claim of cats, but yeah, the geese, and yeah, the crashing
into school buses, and yeah, the crime, all of that is verifiable, even when the powers that be.
I don't know if you know this, those in authority don't want you to know that they've screwed up, so they're trying
really hard to hide it.
So the media, of course, right away claimed, as they claimed that Donald Trump lost the debate by a landslide,
even though he won over new people on economic issues and on the issue of immigration.
I don't know how that happens.
The media claimed nobody, not one person, is eating pets.
I just want to clarify here.
You bring up Springfield, Ohio, and ABC News did reach out to the city manager there.
He told us there had been no credible reports of specific claims of pets being harmed, injured, or abused by individuals.
No credible reports of Hunter's laptop.
We rate this on the CBS Confirmed team as false.
We have checked with the local authorities in the county, Springfield, Ohio.
They have no credible claims, no evidence, no suggestion that Haitian immigrants have no evidence, no suggestion, no credible claims, let alone eaten dogs or cats.
This claim about migrants, Haitian migrants in Springfield, Ohio, eating people's pets.
Well, I think someone should maybe look into the Springfield Police, too.
I don't know if you know that.
Credibility would be important.
So, you know, a third-hand broken telephone kind of thing.
The city of Springfield and the Springfield police say there are no credible reports of
this happening.
Well, I think someone should maybe look into the Springfield police, too.
I don't know if you know that.
Credibility would be important.
Because the truth is the residents and some phone calls and perhaps police reports that
we don't know about, but certainly some evidence out there.
And certainly the claims from the residents, which matters.
This is about politicians, elites, mocking the people.
Who do you, where does your gut line up?
The citizens or Kamala Harris and CNN?
They are telling you quite a different story.
I'm riding on the trail going to my orientation for my job today.
And I see a group of Haitian people.
There was about four of them.
They all had geese in their hands.
We've lost a whole bunch of cats.
There was a van, a van pulled over that had over 100 cats in it with the Haitians.
They said they was eating them.
Actually?
Yeah.
Not fake news?
Not fake news.
So a van was collecting cats and eating them?
I watched it happen, yeah.
Watched them get pulled over with the cats and admit to the police that they was eating them.
You're not joshing with me.
No, I'm almost 50 years old, buddy.
I don't, nah.
You don't mess around.
And they doing this to all these animals and ain't nobody doing s*** about it.
This s**t is not funny.
It's not a joke.
It's not cute.
Trump is not f**king lying.
I don't even f**k with Trump.
So it took a while for me to even get on this app and even say anything, because I don't f**k with dude.
He's racist.
A man with a hundred cats?
When the haters are out here saying it is.
Call that a good start.
You got a phone call there.
And by the way, that's just the one that someone was able to find.
You think the police want to say, yeah, we're not doing anything about it.
Because let's say those rumors are overblown of those individual stories.
I would, again, reason would sort of dictate, they come from a country where there's rampant cannibalism.
That is true.
The poorest country in the Western Hemisphere.
And by the way, let's not act like immigrants don't eat animals that we view as horrifying.
Yeah.
Or that some cultures do make sacrifices for the religion.
I grew up on the south shore of Montreal and there was a restaurant, it was a revolving door of someone being shut down for health code violations.
They were catching seagulls on the roof.
I probably ate it!
Were they good?
At my 6th grade graduation?
I didn't know!
You deep fry it, put some worm sauce on it, it's the same taste as a seagull!
I can't tell!
Tastes like fish.
I could have been eating the English patient, I wouldn't know the difference at that point.
So, we do know, statistically, the rents are going up, okay, that the car insurance rates are going up dramatically, that the crime is going up, that people have been killed by someone who has no business being there.
Let's be really clear how this ties into the Democrat game plan.
Open up the border, right, which lets fentanyl throw in, of course, human trafficking as well, and then devastate communities with addiction.
By the way, this city of Springfield, Ohio, New York Times looks down and going, well, they had to replace the opioid addicts in Ohio.
Really?
How'd they become?
Opioid addicts.
Where are you putting the addicts?
Yeah.
And the solution is to replace them with cheap labor from a country of... This is almost a completely illiterate country with rampant crime and cannibalism.
That's the solution?
Hey, maybe split the difference.
But get that cheap labor, right?
Democrat party.
Keep opening up the border.
More.
All right.
And then just, uh, but the replacement theory is racist.
And again, there are people who push the great replacement theory, make it about race.
This could just as easily be people from some backwards, some backwards country where they don't look like Haitians.
Okay?
It's a problem of a massive number of people who have no interest in assimilating.
All right?
And by the way, remember, This isn't just general Democrat Party.
These people were brought in after Kamala Harris and Joe Biden gave them specifically and bragged about temporary protection for Haitian migrants.
Starting with our administration, we gave TPS, Temporary Protected Status, to Haitian migrants, 55,000.
And then more recently, we extended Temporary Protected Status to over 100,000 Haitian migrants for that very reason, that they need support, they need protection.
Yeah, so Americans, that's why I said this debate performance I think is going to age better than people maybe give it credit for, because they're now looking into it saying, okay, maybe he was being hyperbolic as far as they're eating so many cats and dogs, but this is a problem, and it's a problem that has not been addressed, and we now see that you, the elite, are basically degrading the American citizens who have to face these problems, and they can Put themselves in the shoes of someone in Springfield, Ohio or Aurora, Colorado.
And just so you know, the tides have turned.
Not only did Donald Trump's closing statements get four times the amount of plays as Kamala Harris's on TikTok, there's actually a trend of people now lip syncing over Trump's Springfield comments.
They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats.
Eat the cat, eat, eat the cat.
They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats.
Eat the cat, eat, eat the cat.
They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats.
Eat the cat, eat, eat the cat.
They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats.
Eat the cat, eat, eat the cat.
They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats.
Eat the cat, eat, eat the cat.
They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats.
Eat the cat, eat, eat the cat.
They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats.
Eat the cat, eat, eat the cat.
By the way, it takes on new meaning when you actually understand the full context.
Or her cat was named Vagina.
Eat it, Luke!
Be a gracious lover!
Lest you're a black guy.
I know a lot of you don't like eating the cat, but that's okay.
It's not true, Asians love it.
What?
I said Haitians love it.
Do tell, Josh.
Depends.
If the grooming is appropriate.
You're not wading into that suicide forest.
I tell you what, these cat ladies better watch out for these Haitians.
That's going to be the next civil war.
Just a bunch of Haitians, home invaders, like, HOLD!
She's leaving for work!
Go, go, go!
So, for more on this situation, we are going to go to Taylor Hanson, who's been doing some great on-the-ground reporting, because as much as the media wants you to believe that you should only trust authoritative sources, the authoritative sources say, ah, you know, there's absolutely nothing to see here, as opposed to Taylor Hanson, who has actually gone to Springfield and says, yeah, there's something to see here.
Explain your what-about-our-family signs no more to me.
What about our family sign means that just this, that we are given all this free assistance to others that we're bringing into Springfield, Ohio, the immigrants that we're bringing in.
They get food stamps, they get cash, they get cars.
It took me four months to get my granddaughter.
Health insurance.
School had just started.
And I'm like, I see that there's kids out here walking and whatnot.
And then people, the traffic is more flowing in the morning and around school hours.
And last year, a student had already passed away due to a traffic accident with a bus, with a school bus and all that.
And like, I felt sorry for them.
I'm like, man, I don't want that to happen again.
The only thing I see, I did see a Well, it depends where you were raised.
Sniper part saw a pig's head a pig's head. I get it been cut off. Yes, sir
Yes, that's you don't really see that every day do you know What depends where you were raised please welcome to the
show Taylor Hanson And people out there you can follow him on Taylor what
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support because he is entirely independent Mr. Hanson, can you see me, hear me, sir?
I sure can.
Whoa, look at that, look at that beard with that lighting.
It's like Yukon Cornelius joined Hitler Youth, in a good way.
Jew gold!
So, I know, are you still in Ohio right now?
Yep, I'm in my hotel room as we speak.
Okay, and I appreciate that you've gone there on the ground, especially without having a multi-million dollar budget like CBS or CNN, so I know people can go and support you independently.
Is this all fake news?
What have you experienced talking with people in the town?
Because there are a lot of claims, right?
Obviously verifiable, the crime rates, the car insurance, but what about this sort of information that we're hearing about animals?
I mean, I have talked, I mean, you just kind of played the clip of, you know, this woman that found a decapitated pig's head in the park.
There's a lot of talk of voodoo going on.
I mean, Haitians have literally threatened to curse multiple locals and individuals that are in this town.
Every local that I've talked to, specifically women, quite literally are telling me they don't leave their house without a gun now.
So, I mean, it is a very real thing what's going on here in Springfield.
Obviously, I can't confirm if they're eating the dogs or they're eating the cats.
Right.
But I have multiple leads in regards to that exact thing.
I mean, and I've talked to multiple people that have claimed that they have first-hand seen, you know, these Haitians removing geese from Snyder Park.
The geese population has dropped significantly from Snyder Park.
But it goes so much deeper than that with the insurance rates.
I mean, you have literal adults In the school system here with underage children.
I mean, so that is mind-boggling to me when I found that out.
I talked to a woman that her granddaughter is 10 years old and she has a 16-year-old Haitian boy in her class.
So, I mean, that raises safety concerns in itself.
But now I'm having a new source tell me that works at this job center for the Haitians that gets these Haitians employed that overnight they bust 5,000 more Haitians in amidst this crisis.
So it seems to be never-ending.
It's just a revolving door.
But every local that I talk to, they're absolutely furious about what's taking place here.
That's what I was going to ask you.
What is the general sentiment?
Because you just heard the governor of Ohio and people saying like, ah, you know, I don't really believe everything you hear, but then they may be deploying people to Springfield.
It seems to me that those in authority, of course, whether it's the local PD, and we've run into them sometimes, for example, in Butler County, Ohio, as well.
Or is it Butler County, Pennsylvania?
I believe it's Butler County, Ohio.
There are two different Butler Counties.
I want to make sure I get that right, yeah.
And they wouldn't want to tell people, hey, we've screwed up and we've harmed our citizens irreparably.
How do the residents there feel?
Because they're being mocked by the Democrat Party as a punchline.
Well, the residents feel betrayed, and just like you said, they feel mocked and made fun of.
And they feel like they're city councilmen, the police, that nobody has their backs.
I've talked to, I mean, countless citizens out here, and they all say the same thing.
I ask them if they feel like they're being treated like second-class citizens.
And a lot of them feel like they're being treated even worse than second-class citizens.
I mean the Haitians are getting priority on insurance, they're getting priority on everything, they're somehow getting driver's licenses even though they don't actually have legal citizenship in this country, and then getting in car accidents multiple times a day, therefore skyrocketing their insurance rates up.
So the Haitians aren't being affected negatively by this.
They're coming here, they're getting EBT cards, they're clearing out the Walmarts, so now locals can't shop.
I mean, they're roaming the streets at night, the crime rates are skyrocketing, and now locals are just pissed off.
And you can never look at local authorities.
As a reporter, I've learned this time and time again.
They lie to cover themselves up.
This is exactly what they do.
I mean, look at what they did in Aurora, Colorado.
I've done extensive reporting on the immigration crisis all around the country.
Yeah.
I mean, San Antonio PD I exposed for quite literally taking time and a half money for guarding the NGOs and facilitating the human smuggling of illegals into America.
And this is a police department.
Right.
And I come from a family of, you know, law enforcement officers.
So it's crazy to see this going on.
And then in New York City, they're being posted up in hotels on our taxpayer dine.
Same thing in Chicago.
And I did a trip to Colony Ridge and I see so many parallels from Colony Ridge, Texas, to what's going on here in Springfield, Ohio.
They don't have licenses.
I mean, when they get in car accidents with citizens, there's no repercussions for them.
They're not going to jail.
They're not getting tickets.
They're just being let off.
Yeah, and that's an interesting parallel because, you know, people say, oh, no, this isn't true.
Well, hold on a second.
Let's use New York City as an example because there are Haitians, obviously, in New York City as well.
Little Italy exists.
Well, used to exist.
It's kind of a tourist attraction now, but in New York, right?
It was, hey, this is where all the Italians are.
And so you have this sort of sub-neighborhood that is almost entirely Italian culture.
Chinatown.
Which, this neighborhood, it is entirely the Chinese-American culture, where they congregate, right?
They create an area.
What would Little Haiti look like?
Well, I would imagine just like Little Italy looks kind of like Italy, and Chinatown looks kind of... Little Haiti would be voodoo and crime, and a lawless land.
Thank God we don't have cannibalism.
So it's not as though it's that much of a leap.
It was something that we always knew to be true.
And I wanted to ask you, have you had any interactions directly with some of the migrants yourself down there?
Yeah, so, I mean, I like to preface it this way.
I have been, you know, basically gambling with my life, ordering Lyfts out here on a daily basis because I decided not to rent a car.
Oh boy.
And, bad decision.
Oh, Mr. Redbeard!
Four out of four of the Lyfts that I've had, yes, have all been Haitian immigrants.
None of them have spoken English, except one spoke broken English.
And the last Lyft that I took yesterday, thankfully people, after they realized I was taking Lyfts, were like, dude, let us give you rides.
And the last Lyft that I took yesterday was a Haitian immigrant, did not speak any English, And she had her e-brake on while we were driving around town to our location.
So I'm about to order one here after the show because I'm going to go check out the DMV and some car dealerships.
And we're going to see, I guarantee you five out of five, I'm going to get another Haitian immigrant.
And it's interesting because I would say almost every single time, the cars do not match up with what is listed on the Lyft app.
And we see this in Chicago specifically, is they pay somebody to make them an account.
Usually it's $500 for a DoorDash or a Lyft account.
And then they basically throw their face on it and then use a different vehicle to deliver food or to essentially give people rides around town.
I would have thought, no matter what, you end up with a Nissan Altima.
But they're using fake cars.
Well, first off, look.
And I get that you are doing it out there completely independently.
So send us the bill for rides.
We will cover that.
Mug Club will cover that, because I don't want you out there.
I don't want to see a decapitated giant red beard on the back of a turtle.
All right?
So we can help you with that.
Literally, send us the bill.
We will reimburse you.
I know it's tough out there.
I've done that quite a bit myself.
It is interesting to think of the fact that the local PD, like you said, you come from a family, I guess you have law enforcement.
It's shifted quite a bit.
It's shifted quite a bit, where sometimes we're at a point where we're going, hey, there aren't enough law enforcement officers who are speaking up about it.
It doesn't seem like they're protecting their citizens.
It seems like they're protecting a political class or agenda, because this is beyond the point of something needed to be done.
And it seems like something may be done now only because someone has called attention
to it.
And let me ask you, you were there, obviously you're still there, so were you able to gauge
people's reaction after the debate?
Because the media was saying, oh, he's talking about Springfield and eating cats.
Were you able to ask anyone about that?
Yeah, I was able to talk to multiple people about it.
I mean, I literally left my hotel room and that's what every single person in the lobby was talking about out the front in the front door.
And, you know, I had actually done an interview with the little desk clerk here at the hotel because she was so fed up because she's not getting the resources she needs.
She's tired of these Haitian immigrants pouring in.
But the overwhelming response has been positive here in Ohio.
And you know, I've only heard one person and I was just overhearing them at a restaurant that was kind of making fun of it.
But they did address that this still is a problem in Ohio.
So overwhelmingly, I mean, Springfield is Trump country, and then you import a bunch of third world people in, it's not going to turn out well.
But overwhelmingly, it's been a positive response to what he said.
Well, you know what?
That's really been the shift of parties, right?
Where people say, oh, the Republicans are the party of the rich.
You see it on display, where he talks about what's going on in Aurora, where he talks about what's going on in Springfield.
And then, you know what Kamala's exact answer was?
Talk about extreme!
Like, do the voices of the citizens, the residents, not matter?
I thought this was the party of the people, right?
It's a fundamental shift in our political landscape.
I know you're busy and you probably have more people to talk to.
Where's the best place for people to support you, Taylor?
You can just go to the link on my X account or Twitter account, depending on what you want to call it.
Just the Venmo or the PayPal link.
You know, I never ask personally for donations.
Anything anybody wants to send is greatly appreciated, but I do this because I love this kind of work.
I'm not in it for the money.
You know, as long as I can fund my trips, I'm happy.
Yeah, let me ask you this.
How do you power lift on the road?
It's hard.
It's hard.
You got to make time for it, though.
It's important.
Right now, I think I'm going to go down to Snyder Park and maybe find a barbell that some Haitians have made out of some ducks.
Yes, yes, exactly.
Going to be doing the calisthenics where you do the one-arm crank.
Oh, look, nothing up my sleeve.
All right, Taylor, and please do keep us posted as you chase down these leads, and we'll amplify it there, of course, on X. I know the balls it takes to do what you do.
We really appreciate it, brother.
Thanks for having me on, Stephen.
Absolutely.
Absolutely. Taylor Hanson, everybody.
Oh, and we also have some more developments, as I understand it.
We're going to see you, by the way, of course, tomorrow if you're a member of Mug Club at 10 a.m.