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July 24, 2024 - Louder with Crowder
02:43:11
Biden’s Fail the Nation Address
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When it's doomed, a little old man can barely move If he moves too quick, he'll topple just like a domino.
He's got that sinister smile and thinks he just might win the bet.
But he's just hanging on, dangling like Hunter's cigarette.
A hundred times with a hookah pipe say, Way-oh, way-oh, way-oh, way-oh
Walk like a Joe Biden Yeah, uh-oh!
Yeah, uh-oh!
A hundred times with a hookah pipe say, Way-oh, way-oh, way-oh, way-oh
And when he boards at Force One, he spins around and he hits the floor.
He's got the moves.
He hits the death and he hits them more.
All the Dems are so sick of Joe, they really would like to see him end.
He sh** his pants, when he went to the Vatican. All the kids in the DNC say, weeeoh, weeeoh, weeeoh, weeeoh.
Slash your feet up the street, hump your back, stiffen your arms, don't pull them back.
Life's hard, you know, when entering in the Cadillac.
If you want to know where it stops, it ends in dementia, and the cops is singing Walk like a Joe Biden.
This man while Putin laughs in the Kremlin, and the Chinese know, he's owned by them and Ukrainians. All the cops in
the DOJ say, whoa, whoa, whoa. Walk like a Joe Biden, walk like a Joe Biden.
Are you ready, kids?
I'm touching you!
I can't hear you!
Who lives in a swamp right under the sea?
Who sniffs your aunt's head and won't let her flee?
Who touches your mom and gropes all the kids?
Be sure not to tell your dad what I did!
Ordee!
Biden, Kremen!
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the road.
Tonight on Crowder 911... I don't think Joe Biden knows what he's doing.
A physically inappropriate politician... He's at the point where he gropes every person that walks by.
...wreaks havoc on the lives of his voters.
At first I thought it was cool, but then he started kissing my neck and sniffing me.
This Joe Biden was clearly out of control, and it was time for someone to do something about it.
Quarter person of color Garrett and his co-worker Maddie have been dealing with
a politician with no respect for boundaries or personal space.
Hey, Corner Black!
Hey.
What seems to be the problem?
Well, it's Joe Biden here.
He won't stop sniffing and kissing people.
It's a real problem.
I've done everything.
I don't know what to do.
Okay, see, the first thing you did is right now, you're very tense.
You're giving off that energy and you actually encouraged that behavior.
I encouraged it?
That's right.
Okay.
Oh, what do I do?
The first thing we need you to do Is get your Joe Biden to a calm, relaxed state.
And we're gonna do that with no talk, no touch, no eye contact.
Okay?
Okay.
That's right.
All right.
It's okay to drop the leash.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Okay.
Now you see what I did is I do a small correction when Joe Biden goes in to kiss my...
See?
I'm stopping the brain from escalating to a state of sexual assault.
That's right.
I just feel bad for him.
I don't think Joe Biden knows what he's doing.
My correction is not to hurt Joe Biden, but just to snap the brain out of it.
Okay, now you try.
It's okay.
It's okay.
No?
Come assertive!
Come assertive!
Hey!
See this, the corner black, is giving off a tense energy and escalating.
He's asking himself, is Joe Biden gonna kiss my neck?
Is he gonna make a hair puppet?
And Joe Biden is already escalating his energy to match.
And he's rubbing shoulders and kissing the faces.
Come assertive!
Assertive!
That's it!
That's right!
That's right!
You're the alpha of the pack!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, yes, that's it.
Okay, correction, correction.
Yeah, that's right.
Because he can only has water when you say he can has water.
That's right, boundaries, consistency.
Now I can has water.
You can, you can have.
Now, this quarter black was doing really good with his Joe Biden.
So it's time to introduce a new challenge.
Is it okay to kill Maddie?
It's okay.
Go.
It's okay.
Coming up on Crowder 9-1-1.
911.
That's not good.
When you were here before, could have been better.
I'm not sure what you're talking about.
I wish I was special.
You're so f***ing special But I'm a creep
I'm a bad dog How the hell did I get here?
How did I get here?
I know my butt's been wide My butt's been wiped!
I can't help when I pee.
I want a perfect toddler.
I want a perfect tween.
I hope they don't notice.
When I'm sniffing wind It's so f***ing special.
These kids smell so special But I'm a creep
I'm a bad dog How the hell did I get here?
How did I get here?
Oh, oh, see Ya, ya, ya, ya
Smell Ya, ya, ya, ya
Ya, ya, ya Ya, ya, ya, ya
By the way...
By the way, you can't get too frisky touching the mic.
Sniffing kids makes me happy.
It's all I ever want.
They smell f***ing special.
These kids smell so special.
But I'm a creep I'm a paddock
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here.
I don't belong here. I don't belong here.
Biden farts.
Biden sharts.
With the Pope.
With the Dutch.
Let me say this as clearly as I can.
I'm staying in the race.
Hey, Carl, good morning.
The Biden campaign is now holding firm this morning and saying that President Biden is remaining in the race for his re-election.
Our campaign is not working through any scenarios where President Biden is not the top of the ticket.
He is and will be the Democratic nominee.
I think as the dust clears on this thing, this campaign has still got four months to go.
And I think that Joe Biden is going to be the nominee.
What's Joe going to This guy... I'm gonna change my Deadpool prediction.
You don't think he makes it?
Jesus, I don't know.
He's nominee and he's running and just look at what we've accomplished over the last few years.
The bottom line is Joe Biden is running.
He'll continue to run.
It'll take... I find it very hard to believe that he'll be replaced.
You probably noticed, there's a lot of speculation lately.
What's Joe Biden going to do?
Is he going to stay in the race?
Do you still maintain, Alex Jones, that Biden will not be the nominee this election?
I 100% agree with you and the rest of your great pundits there.
We need to honor and respect the will of the voters who have selected him as our Democratic nominee.
I'm the most qualified person to run for president.
I beat him once and I will beat him again.
The message from President Biden today, the debate over his debate, is over.
I am not going anywhere.
I am running and we're going to win!
30 days from now, I don't think Joe Biden is going to be the nominee.
Now we should note, the White House and the campaign firmly deny this.
They say Biden is sticking in this race.
Biden has come out and said the delegates are his.
The Biden team insists there are no conversations at the White House or at the campaign about him bowing out.
I'm the nominee of the Democratic Party, the only Democrat or Republican that has beaten Donald Trump ever.
And I'm gonna beat him again!
Does anybody want to bet me that the new nominee... I know.
Two weeks?
Look, absolutely the President's in this race.
You've heard him say that time and time again.
I am not going anywhere.
I wouldn't be running if I didn't absolutely believe that I am the best candidate to beat Donald Trump in 2024.
I'm the nominee!
I'm the nominee of this party because 14 million Democrats like you voted for me in the primaries.
Joe Biden will not be the Democratic Party nominee.
You may be the nominee.
No one else.
Not the press, not the pundits, not the insiders, not donors.
You the voters.
You decide it.
No one else.
And I'm not going anywhere.
Despite his announcement, President Biden won't be his party's nominee next year.
End this farce that Joe Biden is going to be your nominee.
We know he's not even the President of the United States.
He's a puppet for the managerial class.
So have the guts to step up and be honest about who you're actually going to put up.
So is there any chance that the President gets out of this race at any point?
You have heard from the president directly time and again.
He is in this race to win and he is our nominee and he's going to be our president for a second term.
I am running and going to win again!
This is the most important election in our lifetime.
Donald Trump is not going to be debating or running for election against just Kamala Harris.
He's going to be running for election against the entire media establishment.
This is big stuff.
It's the same media that suppressed the Hunter Biden laptop story.
Oh my word.
The same media that encouraged big tech and colluded with the White House to have voices of political dissent to be removed.
All major tech platforms be responsible and be vigilant to ensure the American people have access to accurate information and that certainly includes Spotify.
The same media who cheered as this administration toward the very fibers of our Constitutional Republic and the First Amendment.
Hitler was duly elected.
They tell you to save democracy.
By voting for them.
He will be a dictator on day one.
I will, quote, terminate the United States Constitution.
They keep saying he's a threat to democracy.
Donald Trump is a great threat to our democracy.
Trump and the extreme MAGA Republicans quote a clear and present danger to our democracy.
What the hell did I do for democracy?
Last week I took a bullet for democracy.
What did I do against democracy?
He said it's time to put Trump in the bullseye.
I didn't say crosshairs.
Yeah, the term was bullseye.
It was a mistake.
I didn't say crosshairs.
I said bullseye.
End this farce that Joe Biden is going to be your nominee.
Does anybody want to bet me to be a new nominee?
Biden will not be the nominee this election.
I 100% agree.
He's a puppet for the managerial class.
So have the guts to step up and be honest about who you're actually going to put on.
This November 2024, we are gearing up for the election livestream of the century.
Drink!
We are going to not only have our own news data wires, be able to call states as no one has been able to do outside of legacy media in the past.
We are going to have on-the-ground reporters in every single major swing state, every major city in those states, and we are going to have the electoral integrity map where not only can you fill it in yourself as far as the electoral votes, but any funny business that is going on will be interactively available live, right there.
So we are trying to make sure that Nothing happens in the dark, because last time, uh, it was great.
We had the biggest stream, uh, out there.
We were very appreciative.
But, when they called Arizona, for example, smelled like BS, but I couldn't prove to you why.
That never happens again.
And this is, without a doubt, the most important election of our lifetime.
So, uh, set your calendar.
So, uh, set your calendar.
You're a stranger in love, that's what I know.
You're a stranger in love, I got to follow.
I'm gonna speed it up.
You're a stranger in love, I got to follow.
Oh, very glad to be with you.
I'm glad I just had to look at the monitor because I was sweating testicles in my office.
It was 80-something with 100% humidity.
Still no air here, but we're here for you.
So glad to be with you tonight.
This is the Biden Failed Us stream.
We're looking forward to doing this.
Not that he failed us.
We're not looking forward to that.
But he's going to be giving his speech tonight.
Resigning, or sorry, withdrawing from the race.
He's still president.
No idea how that makes sense.
Look, we're going to a few things tonight, okay?
First off, you can use the hashtag BidenFailedUs.
This is all gearing up for the election stream November 5th, 2024.
It's the election live stream of the century, the rumble on rumble.
We need your support.
We appreciate it.
Not only are we going to be here with you, We're not just going to be observing the election, we are going to be calling the election.
We have news wires, we have real-time data analysts, we have people in every major city of every major swing state in the country, and we have this live electoral integrity map.
So not only do you get to see states being called, but you will get to see any shenanigans, tomfoolery, malarkey, if you want to use that term.
I think we need to put a moratorium on it.
Uh, throughout the election.
And we will not leave this stream until, uh, you guys, uh, have an answer on how the election has turned out.
So, tonight, look, really quickly, we expect Joe Biden to, um, pass the torch to Kamala.
We expect him to keep his speech pretty short.
We're going to make some bets.
What we're going to do is go through this timeline from the debate To now.
Exactly what transpired.
The dishonesty that you've experienced.
We're then going to get into Kamala Harris because right now people, they're pivoting fast.
People on the right need to pivot quickly.
What you need to know about her.
What I think Donald Trump, what we all think Donald Trump should be doing with her and how the media is going to treat her.
You need to know something.
The media is going to make her out to be an angel.
They're going to make her out to be perfect.
So there's a very specific strategy that needs to be used.
They're already accusing you of being sexist, of being racist, and we know that after his speech, however short it may be, CNN, all the people who placed the knife in his back, they're going to now take just enough time to remove it and talk about what a great president he was, and talk about what a great man Joe Biden was.
Well, we have a tribute to him, and it is a what a piece of shit segment because I do not subscribe to that lie.
We have our very own tribute.
I believe that he is a bad person.
Not Hitler.
Certainly not worthy of any political violence, but you know the kind of person you work with and you don't like because you know they're dishonest, you don't trust them, and they're kind of a piece of shit.
So, yes, Hitler bad.
All of that and more, I have number two, Captain Morgan, CEO.
How are you, sir?
I'm good, how are you?
I'm good, I'm looking forward to tonight.
Yes, I am too.
I think we have a pretty substantial case to make.
Yeah, absolutely, and it's a good pivot.
Donald Trump is already taking some of our advice, even before we've given it out, which, I don't know how he does that, but he's doing it on Twitter already.
So, I'll get to that.
Stop being so self-important.
He doesn't care about you.
He pointed at your shirt once.
He had mustard on it.
And it was this shirt, by the way.
I framed it, and then I took it out of the frame to wear it for tonight, so.
Yes.
Alright, and then we also, oh, you need to bring up, before I bring up our man next to me, the man of the hour.
I don't know why he's the man.
I'm not the man of the hour.
You're just a man.
I'm not a man of any hour.
You're a man, and it's an hour.
Yeah.
Hey, you're better than that.
You're better than that.
You should chin up.
Drinking Game Rules tonight.
Drinking Game Rules throughout the Biden speech.
You will drink any time Joe mentions a threat to democracy, any time he lies about the economy, any time Joe says the word Kamala.
It's a word, not a name.
Any time Joe says, listen, And you finish your drink... We're so screwed up!
You finish your drink if the speech lasts longer than 10 minutes, or if Biden has a dementia moment, or if someone on CNN cries.
Van Jones, I'm looking at you.
Yes, I'm betting on Van Jones.
Van Jones is there.
He is the cryinest of criers.
It's your worst nightmare.
Van Jones is crying on CNN.
It's your worst nightmare.
We're doing this again.
We're doing this again.
And next to me, he's going to be at the Dallas Comedy Club July 28th, Mr. Josh Feierstein.
How are you, sir?
Good, good.
Are we making predictions?
I've got a bold prediction.
Let's place a bet out there.
Question, okay, don't cheat if you're watching the archive.
How long do you think this speech is going to be?
Comment, pause it, comment below.
And by the way, when this speech happens, we're going to pull back, of course, air the speech in its entirety and be ready to fact check it immediately afterward.
There will be nothing that takes place tonight that is a lie before you go to bed that we do not hit.
How long do you think the speech is going to be?
three minutes of it you mean?
Do you think three?
No, I mean I honestly am shooting for somewhere around, I think I said under five earlier,
maybe five to seven.
You did.
I'll have to stick in that neighborhood.
Five to seven minutes because he stumbles through his words a lot and he loses his train
of thought a lot so that might take a little longer.
There's like eight words on a page and it'll be twenty minutes.
Okay, so how long do you think?
Five to seven is my range, five to seven minutes.
In stand up we call that a guest spot.
Yes.
Pretty much.
How long do you think?
I think 15 minutes.
You think 15 minutes?
I think he's got things to say.
If it's over 10, I'm stripping, kicking, and shrieking.
Okay, let's place a bet.
$100.
Wait a minute.
$100 to one Mug Club member there who is in chat, who sends in the best chat or picture tonight.
$100 to that person.
So one of us has to pay it.
I say over 10 minutes.
You say under 10 minutes.
I say under for sure.
You have the over.
You're at $100.
I don't think I am.
Also, don't take it from petty cash.
You didn't say who's $100.
You bet over $15?
Over $15, yeah.
I think it's a big announcement tonight.
Ten of you employees are really unlucky.
You just all lost $10 of your next paycheck.
Oh, come on now.
That's not fair.
Toolmen, bring up CNN right here.
They are gearing up for this.
Segments I'm really proud of that we're going to get to here.
We also, tonight, I forgot, oh, I forgot to tell you.
We have Kamala Harris's dad on tonight.
We have Donald J. Harris.
That's his real name.
Donald J. Harris.
There's no way.
Is his real name.
That's fantastic.
We have a 7 plus 1, 7 plus 1.
Actually, we have some inside sources.
7 plus 1 things that Biden will be doing in retirement.
That, of course, is going to be after his speech and a very nice what a piece of shit tribute.
I know you think it's childish.
I know that you think it's lowbrow.
Correct.
That's how we like it.
Yes.
We like a little lowbrow and childish.
He's such a bad person.
Let's go to CNN right now.
I guarantee you they're trying to convince you that Kamala Harris is winning even though she has yet to do a damn thing.
Let's see what this guy says with non-gayface.
Why is that so important?
Well, you know what North Carolina has a lot of?
Oh look, they gave Nevada and Arizona to Kamala Harris.
Absolutely ridiculous.
Okay, let's keep watching.
This is actually worse for her.
You don't realize that.
The blacker the area, the worse she does.
Yes, because there's nothing that Hispanic voters like more than kind of black women.
She does.
...black voters nationally could in fact put North Carolina into play.
I also mentioned Hispanic voters.
Yes.
And why is that important?
Well, they don't necessarily play a big role in North Carolina.
Yes, because there's nothing that Hispanic voters like more than kind of black women.
Right.
Arizona and Nevada.
Look here.
Look at the large percentage that Hispanics...
Double the national population.
Double the national population.
Wow, she can do math.
So this is why they think...
Hey, it's the year of the woman, guys.
I'm sorry.
Women can do math too.
A man could have said it and I would have come up with a different, you know.
I saw that space NASA help movie.
It was an Asian.
Asian, some math Asian.
Hispanics were breaking with Biden.
It was, at best, a split for Biden and Trump.
And we saw quite a few polls, including the New York Times, that showed, actually, Donald Trump was winning Hispanic voters.
And I can't imagine that Kamala Harris is going to fare any better because she is the border czar.
Believe it or not, it's a big issue to Hispanic Americans who are here legally.
This is what I think Donald Trump needs to do.
Okay.
You get to keep all the same talking points.
Once we have to deal with Kamala Harris.
Kamala, I know.
I said Kamala.
Deal with it.
It's ethnocentric.
I'm fine with it.
He gets to use the same talking points because if I'm Donald Trump, I go, alright, gonna put out some ads every single time they have said a Biden-Harris administration.
All of the ammo that you have on the economy, you still use.
Then you really go in hard on the fact that she was the border czar, that under her specific purview over 7 million illegal immigrants crossed just the southern border while she has been the border czar.
I would also get into the fact that you can't trust her because she knew about Biden's failing health and she lied.
Outside of that, anytime she brings up a crazy transgender bathroom thing, some LGBTQ woke agenda that's unpopular with moms across the country, pounce on it.
Don't talk about abortion outside of, I wouldn't support, I would oppose a federal ban on abortion.
It's settled.
It goes to the states.
Move on.
Also the fact that she is the lawlessness candidate.
Remember, she said they shouldn't stop rioting and actually helped post a bail fund.
Please tell me, Lord God above, that her VP pick is Pete Buttigieg.
He's on CNN right now.
Including North Carolina, Nevada, Arizona, right as Harry was just laying out all his potential paths that they see to 270.
Different than the Biden- If it's Kamala Harris, And Pete Buttigieg?
There are going to be a lot of Americans, even who are very far left, and they'll go, mm, ah, nah.
That's just, that's too... It's the penis party!
There's the guilt factor, though.
They all feel guilty.
They're like, ah, if I don't, I'm homophobic.
There's no way that that works out well for them.
They're so bad at their job.
Let's see what he says.
I think he's back from breastfeeding after the crash in Palestine, Ohio.
It's been a part of expanding that map.
You know, in addition to competing in places like Michigan, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, there is huge opportunity in places like North Carolina.
You look at the changes, of course, as we went through the last election in places like Georgia.
We are back in a conversation about an expanding map.
Yeah, lies.
Changing and lying?
Cheating?
He's referring to cheating, right?
I do believe so, yeah.
One more reason why this is just a very exciting moment for this campaign, for our party.
No, exciting for you is watching Philadelphia on repeat, and you skip the third act.
Let me, uh... Not the city, by the way.
No, not the city.
Not the transportation in that city.
Absolutely not.
Or the trains going in and out of it.
Just, of course.
Think of, if that is the possi- Think of, you have two people, you have a woman who couldn't win her own home state, and then you have a guy who kind of was given a meaningless job, transportation, and still managed to screw that up!
After taking a three-month vacation.
It doesn't get any worse than that.
Let's, before we get into this speech, let's kind of break down the timeline here.
Because, and again, the hashtag is BidenFailedUs.
Use it.
Please, Mug Club Army, let people know this is going on tonight.
We will watch this with you.
It's a historic moment.
Even though he's still president.
Don't know how that works, but he can't run.
The timeline here matters because it highlights the lie.
And you are going to see the lie from the media.
We are going to be contrasting Kamala Harris' reality versus the media.
Just for example, the rally.
There was a high school gymnasium and they said arena.
And they talked about enthusiasm.
Well, they downplay what happens with President Donald Trump.
But what led to this was a series, a sequence of lie, lie, lie, lie, lie.
Everything that we believed to be true, that we've been telling you since the last election, that Joe Biden was unfit, is now obviously true.
And by the way, Kamala Harris knew it.
So don't let them just sort of shove this down the memory hole.
Let's go through the timeline what led to tonight, okay?
This all started June 27th.
We were there with you with former Vice President Biden, respect the office, bombing possibly the worst debate performance in American history.
We already have a nigger mayor.
We don't need any more nigger big shots.
Sorry, right clip.
That's a bomb.
Here's the other one.
And I'm going to continue to move until we get the total ban on the total initiative relative to what we're going to do with more border patrol and more asylum officers.
President Trump?
I really don't know what he said at the end of that sentence.
I don't think he knows what he said either.
Oh my God!
Has he had a stroke?
There's a lot of young women being raped by their in-laws, by their spouses, brothers and sisters.
It's just ridiculous.
Why was that microphone six miles away from his mumbling?
Making sure that we're able to make every single solitary person eligible for what I've been able to do with the COVID, excuse me, with dealing with everything we have to do with, look, if we finally beat Medicare.
Thank you, President Biden.
President Trump?
Well, he's right.
He did beat Medicare.
He beat it to death, and he's destroying Medicare.
There's no way to sugarcoat this.
And I spoke all about those heroes that died.
I went to the World War II cemetery.
The universal reaction was somewhere approaching panic.
I don't want to go in there because they're a bunch of losers and suckers.
My son was not a loser.
He was not a sucker.
You're the sucker.
You're the loser.
Suckers and losers.
They made it up.
It was in a third-rate magazine that's failing, like many of these magazines.
That was painful.
He didn't do well at all.
Well, I took two tests.
Cognitive tests.
I aged them.
Both of them, as you know.
We made it public.
He took none.
I'd like to see him take one.
Just one.
A real easy one.
Like, go through the first five questions.
He couldn't do it.
But I took two cognitive tests.
I took physical exams every year.
I've seen you swing.
I know you swing.
Let's not act like children, Joe.
Let's not act like children.
Joe, you did such a great job.
You answered every question.
And by the way, we have tonight, I will say I'm proudest of our production team for the montages that we have put together.
Wait till we get to the Joe Biden's racist one.
That's a good one.
It's fun.
He gave us a lot of material.
He did give us a lot of material.
Yes.
So that night you saw what happened, that debate.
What we all knew to be true, over 70% of Americans who thought that Biden was unfit for office at that point in time, you saw CNN, MSNBC, they started to kind of maybe realize it.
Oh!
And then they said that they felt betrayed by the administration.
Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie.
How many lies have to take place where you go, at a certain point here, this doesn't just seem like incompetence?
How did you not know?
People who aren't professionals in the United States, they knew.
So, immediately after that debate, what happened?
Now, finally, you had some people who were not quite calling for him to drop out, but they were asking for some cognitive tests.
Here we have this We have this from Washington Post, NBC, CNN writes, CNN said, it's time for President Biden to undergo detailed cognitive blah blah blah blah blah.
Of course, he wouldn't be able to read it, so why should I?
References available at LIDAR with credit every time we do these streams.
It's a live show weekdays, 10 a.m.
Eastern.
We do these at night when it's a special event.
We provide all the references publicly.
So people were calling.
Now, all of a sudden, people realize, wait a second, I think something's going on here.
Of course, former Vice President Biden refused to take a cognitive test.
Would you be willing to undergo an independent medical evaluation that included neurological and cognitive tests and release the results to the American people?
Look, I have a cognitive test every single day.
Are you open to taking another physical or test before the election?
Every single day I'm surrounded by good docs.
If they think there's a problem, I promise you.
Or even if they don't think it's a problem, they think I should have a neurological exam again, I'll do it.
But no one's suggesting that to me now.
We are.
Seldom does one defend themselves from the attack of neurological incidents while having a neurological incident.
It makes it harder.
If they say there's something wrong with the problem, even if they say there's not...
You can see where he gave up.
Yeah.
Mentally, in his eyes, like the Boom Goes the Dynamite kid.
It's like when he asked Lester Holt what happened at the debate.
What?
Don't want no scrubs!
He's like, I have one of these tests every single day.
And I'm like, yeah, you're failing them.
That's why we're saying you have to take one.
Yes, exactly.
Every day.
Yeah, it wouldn't be an issue if he didn't keep failing cognitive tests.
That's kind of why we're having this conversation.
So June 28th, this comes from Reuters.
Biden says he intends to win the U.S.
election.
So he was saying, I'm staying in no matter what.
Again, this matters because of the lying that had taken place.
Do you honestly believe that no one behind the scenes thought that Biden was going to be withdrawing?
Then we have July.
You see the calls begin for Biden to start stepping down, including Nancy Pelosi.
Barack Obama and George Clooney, who had recently raised $30 million for Biden, and then, you know, George Clooney does what he be, a prick, turned on him when he thought that he couldn't.
Just to be clear, when the left talks about democracy, they don't mean the country, they mean party democracy.
They mean their party, the Democratic Party, and the democracy of their party, the elite, selecting, coronating.
That's what's most important.
There's nothing Democratic about someone who couldn't win their own state being installed, potentially, as President of the United States.
Even just a candidate, of course.
But imagine if that actually happens.
That is one of the grossest subversions of democracy, and certainly a constitutional republic, of our lifetime.
By the way, remember at that fundraiser, I believe that's when Biden froze?
Yes.
And stood on stage for a minute, had to be let off by Obama, and they were like, oh, you guys were just using cut-ups, so we used the entire wide shot and showed exactly what happened?
Nothing new happened.
This was Joe Biden for the last couple of years, and they still did it.
Cheap fakes.
Cheap fakes.
Cheap fakes, said Karen Jean-Pierre.
Within the week of this, she said these cheap fakes.
Again, where do you stop giving them the benefit of the doubt?
Let's go through this timeline here.
July 5th, ABC said defiant Biden insists he's staying in the race ahead of ABC News interview.
July 12th, The Hill, Biden insists he will stay in the race.
Voters made me the nominee.
July 19th, CNBC, Biden won't drop out, campaign insists.
But that's the case in a new memo.
On the 19th, you say?
On the 19th.
And then, the day before former Vice President Biden dropped out, we have from the AP, Biden resists calls to step aside, says he'll return to campaign next week.
Well... So Friday and Saturday?
This last Friday and Saturday, Biden canceled a speech in Las Vegas.
He went back to Delaware.
OK.
Tweeted out on Saturday evening, it's a miracle, folks.
Donald told the truth for once.
It's the most important election of our lifetimes, and I will win it.
He did that on Saturday.
And I'll tell you this, I was a little late to the party because I watched the news on Sunday morning.
I thought, well, I guess nothing's really going on.
Some talking heads are coming out, carrying his water, saying Biden's going to be the nominee, so he has a good chance at beating Donald Trump.
I didn't know that only a couple hours later, What we all believed to be true and had predicted here came to be.
I didn't know when I left for church Sunday morning.
Sunday morning, you had these aides.
They were reaching out, drumming up support for Biden.
I don't know if we actually have the clips from Sunday morning news here.
We may not.
I didn't see it, I don't think.
Okay, so then Sunday afternoon, Biden drops out.
That's the time.
Sunday morning on CNN, MSNBC, he's staying in.
Sunday afternoon, all anchors on the left collectively said, shit, they...
And we're supposed to believe that this entire time nobody knew, that nobody knew of his cognitive decline, that nobody knew he couldn't beat Donald Trump, that nobody knew he was going to be withdrawing, that he didn't know.
And keep in mind, too, there are a lot of weird things that took place, and this sort of lends itself to conspiracy theories out there just because there's a complete lack of transparency.
He didn't endorse Kamala right away.
He put out a tweet.
Didn't let his campaign staff, all of them, know right away.
Then, about 30 minutes later, he put out another tweet, or X, whatever you call it now, kind of endorsing Kamala Harris, saying like, yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry, I was busy.
I had a roast in the oven.
She's the girl.
I meant to endorse her.
And his signature, we look at this, bring up this overlay, the letter B looks different from his standard signature, the letter that he submitted, there's no junior at the end of the signature, the name is underlined, which It's not something he does?
It could be part of the dementia, though.
It could be part of that, you know, he doesn't know what he's doing, he's doing things differently.
Could be, or it could be somebody else just grabbing his mitt and smearing it across the iPad, hoping that it qualifies.
Somebody doing it for him.
Like when I leave a tiff on Square, or something like that.
I've forged signatures with my bosses before.
Yeah, yeah.
I wouldn't admit to that on air, but we've all done it.
I'm talking about you.
No partner.
I was not trying to avoid the fuzz in any way.
You get creative, but you gotta keep it strict.
It's fine.
So then this Monday, again this keeps bringing us to where we are today with Kamala Harris, this Monday Biden called into Kamala's first rally and she slipped and said recording, but she didn't mean it.
They're not lying now.
Julie, if I didn't have COVID, I'd be sitting there with you, standing there with you.
I'm so proud of what you've all done.
And I'm just told that I'm going to be out of people's hair for the next three or four days.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
And people thought it was weird.
Myself included, but that's just opinion.
You can comment below.
I don't want to I don't want to bias the jury here.
Now, when that was happening, people were a little suspicious because, well, we have
the footage from the last time Biden had been seen.
Sorry, right clip.
But, July 17th, he was getting off a plane in Delaware.
I believe we have that, where he looked completely out of it.
We should probably be able to pull a clip, guys, because he was stumbling down.
And then yesterday, he was spotted returning to the White House.
Not a set.
Yeah.
And he also put out a tweet when he's coming up the stairs.
He said, it's good to be back at the White House.
Yes.
You know, the last time.
Yeah.
He didn't say that last time.
He thought it was a white padded room.
It's good to be back on set.
It's good to be back on set.
Kubrick?
What?
NASA?
I need to stop talking.
So that's the timeline that brings us to Kamala Harris, which right now they're talking about on scene.
And I expect him to talk about this quite a bit.
Yep.
So really quickly, I want to go back to one of the things that he said as recently as last week.
They made me the nominee.
That held water.
His defense of, hey guys, we can't, I can't pull out, and don't think that it's that they think he can't serve in office for four years.
Go back to that phrase.
They're garbage is my point.
the 14 million. No, the one after that. I can't pull out of the race. I'm going to have to add on the race there to
make sure.
That's what he says when denying his granddaughter. Oh, that's right. No, it's Hunter can't pull out. It's a
different, it's a family curse.
They're garbage is my point. They're the pits. But KJP came out today and said it's not because President Biden couldn't
serve another four years.
He could listen to the speech tonight and he'll tell you why. So let's just assume that that's the case. It's like,
He can serve another four years. Those people voted for you.
oh, he's fit as a fiddle.
You closed off the primary.
Kamala Harris knew that you were not going to be able to be the guy and she's known that for years.
She lied to the American people.
Donald Trump put out a tweet about that.
I think we even have that if we can go to it.
Basically saying you have lied to the American people and then what must they have done to you on Sunday?
To change that.
That is the question that I have because you're making the arguments, President Biden, former Vice President, sorry, Biden, that we're making.
They made you the nominee.
You said that to make sure they couldn't take you out of the race.
They voted for me.
I'm going to be in this.
It's the most important.
I can serve four years.
Fantastic.
What changed on Sunday?
Is this democracy where you close off the primary knowing that there are problems with your health, the cognitive decline that has been on display for three and a half years?
I'll place another bet.
Kamala Harris had people hook jumper cables up to his balls.
This guy was threatened.
He's a nipple guy, he's not a ball guy, he won't feel that.
It'd be easy, they're all the way at his knees.
They were shutter islanding him back into water and electrocuting him for a good couple of days to finally get him to drop out.
Eat your peanut butter, Mr. President.
Yes, exactly.
Well, come on, let's not bring Major into this, who's not an entirely innocent dog.
Yeah, he's attacked like five black kids.
That's more than Joe.
It is.
And by the way, we have Donald J. Harris, Kamala Harris' father.
That's his actual name.
You can fact check it on later in the show.
This brings us to Kamala Harris.
When you think tonight, the lies, you cannot separate the lies that he is fit, that he is the most popular president ever, he is going to serve four more years, the fact that he's going to clean up at the debates, that his economy, you cannot separate the lies of Joe Biden and his policies from Kamala Harris.
Now you can actually add a little bit to that because she was the border czar.
The VP job is largely sort of symbolic, you don't do a whole lot, and she managed to screw that up!
Two!
Because even there, she somehow made it worse.
I think that she's going to be pulling the Biden strategy with this election.
She wants to pull back.
She doesn't want to be out there in public.
The more she's seen in public, the more people don't like her.
Let the media carry her water because they absolutely will.
I think you guys need to admonish me.
I answered this on Mug Club yesterday, that Donald Trump shouldn't debate Kamala Harris.
You can hit the admonish button.
I was wrong, but Josh was right.
And let me explain why.
He certainly is not required to because this is Dirty Pool.
But she's not going to be out in front of the media.
They're going to be for sure covering for her.
And I'm not just talking about her sleeping with mayors and Montel Williams and everyone.
I'm talking about her record as a prosecutor.
I'm talking about her record with the bail fund and encouraging Black Lives Matter and law.
All of these things.
We're going to get to all of them.
They're going to cover that up and they're not going to allow Donald Trump to speak.
He needs to get Kamala Harris in front of the public because the more that happens the less popular she will be and those debates may be an opportunity.
It's a catch-22 because he cannot do better than he did against Biden.
It's not possible to have a better performance than he did against Biden.
Yeah, exactly.
But there is some value there in getting... I think people are forgetting how deeply unlikable Kamala Harris is.
You've got to give him the same stage.
And you've got to give him the national stage.
The media won't give him a national stage outside of a couple clips here and there where they take things out of context or they want to say bloodbath or whatever the hell.
But he's got to take advantage of that.
Fox actually has offered to host the debate now.
So I think if he goes away from the fine, I'll debate him anywhere under any circumstances, no audience, mute the mics, give him the questions in advance, whatever.
He needs to go to a true debate style, take the gloves off, go on the offensive against Kamala Harris' record, and do not let up.
Right.
Yeah, he's got to set the standard now, too, by the way.
You can't wait until they go, well, we'll debate under these circumstances.
He's got to go right away and be like, alright.
He came out and said, I'll debate you on Fox News under these terms.
Oh, he did?
Oh, okay.
Do it.
Good.
So I think he's, again, he's taking our advice.
I think he's eager.
No, he's not.
He saw you in a shirt with a mustard stain and pointed at you.
He said, I like the kind of... Well, Gerald's been sending him letters.
I'm going to take his advice.
Hey guys, you tune in and listen to what these guys at Stephen Crowder, that Latterworth Crowder thing, you know?
Yeah, he didn't.
He said, who puts mustard on a cheeseburger?
Me.
Well, Gerald's been sending him letters and asking me to forge a signature under your name.
You are an artist, my friend.
Let's get to Kamala Harris here, too.
This is important because crime is a huge issue for America.
If you look at the top issues right now, you look at the economy, crime, immigration.
Oh my god, could you copy-paste a better list to mess Kamala Harris up?
I don't think so.
Don't get complacent.
But it's a winning campaign if Donald Trump does it correctly.
You may not remember this.
But Kamala Harris is the person, when we had the Summer of Love, billions of dollars in damages, hundreds of officer casualties, people shot in the head point-blank simply for supporting Donald Trump, Americans pleading, pleading with their local officials to stop the violence, Kamala Harris took it upon herself to go on Stephen Colbert's show and encourage them to continue.
This needs to be brought up as often as possible.
I want to make clear that I know that there are protests still happening in major cities across the United States.
I've just not seen the reporting on it that I had for the first few weeks.
They're not going to stop.
They're not going to stop.
This is a movement, I'm telling you.
They're not going to stop.
And everyone beware, because they're not going to stop.
They're not going to stop before Election Day in November, and they're not going to stop after Election Day.
And everyone should take note of that on both levels.
They're not going to let up, and they should not.
And we should not.
You're not gonna stop. Everyone beware, because they're not gonna stop.
Bye!
I'm tired of my black men and my black women being shot!
Black Lives Matter has been the most significant agent for change.
Everyone should take note of that, on both levels.
and they're not going to let up.
This movement will not be deterred.
be deterred.
you They're not going to stop.
These were the scenes of the streets of court.
And they should not.
And we should not.
Don't forget that.
And by the way, you can share that on social.
They should not.
We should not.
Look at the riots.
Look at the burning.
Look at the looting.
Think of David Dorn.
Think of the people who were killed.
We got a Trump supporter over here in your home state.
Bang, bang.
Point blank.
Think of Chaz.
Think of Chop.
Think of Kamala Harris, because she said, that's we.
In case you needed a little bit more proof, Kamala Harris actually promoted the bail fund for Black Lives Matter rioters in Minnesota.
She actually put this out there on X back then, Twitter, if you're able to.
Chippin' now to the MN Freedom Fund to help post-bail for those protesting on the ground in Minnesota.
The fallout is one of those men who was bailed out, committed murder three weeks later.
What?
Hey!
Hey, who could have seen that coming?
Holy crap.
Crime is a big issue for Americans.
There is nobody worse than Kamala Harris.
I think that conservatives, Republicans would be ill-served to try and focus on the fact that she Jailed non-violent marijuana offenders to use them as slave labor.
Yep, it's bad.
The media's going to say that's a long time ago, and they're going to try and point to Donald Trump as a felon.
Focus on the lawlessness that she identified with herself.
She said, we, us, we will not stop.
Then you're guilty of murder, if that's the truth, Kamala.
But the good thing here, you're saving grace, is that you never tell the truth.
It remains to be seen.
What's funny about this, though, too, is because appeasing crocodiles is futile, not saying that black people are crocodiles because of the Black Lives Matter statement.
It's not a negative racial stereotype.
No one's like, you call me a crocodile?
That's not the first time.
I don't, I got a thing about that.
It's definitely the first time.
I mean, I wear Crocs, but...
I don't know if black guys wear Crocs.
I don't know.
I think it's universal actually.
It's alright if you keep the tag on it.
A new Black Lives Matter statement on Kamala because it's a terrorist group.
Must be positive.
They say, now Democratic Party elites and billionaire donors are attempting to manipulate black voters by anointing Kamala Harris and an unknown vice president as the new Democratic ticket without a primary vote by the public.
This blatant disregard for the Democratic principles is unacceptable.
It's your worst nightmare.
This woman raised money for Black Lives Matter murderers and identified with them and they're still turning on her.
And now if you go to Reddit and watch all those pansexual far-left elitists, they say, oh, Black Lives Matter jumped the shark like two months ago.
They've always been a terrorist organization.
Of course they were going to turn on her, but you know what?
Let's break off a pool cue and let them and this broad have tryouts.
Let's go on to her record.
So we now have gone through crime.
Okay.
Border czar.
That's an actual thing.
What's funny is Reuters tried to say she was never the border czar, which doesn't make any sense because Reuters even covered that she clearly is.
They're going to lie to you.
The lies are good, because they just need some plausibility to cheat in this election.
I want to be really clear, and that's why we are doing the election livestream of the century.
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We need your support.
We are going to be with you for probably at least 12 hours, I would imagine, with boots on the ground, the ability to call states and investigate anything going on.
The cheating, if they can get away with it, if they can kind of put it within the realm of plausibility, trust me, it's going to get really bad.
By the way, everybody has to drink really quickly just because it's a party.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Nobody said anything wrong.
You guys left my rule off.
You've been waiting patiently for a drink for like 45 minutes and you should, you know.
I'm sorry.
I wrote a rule and you guys left it off.
It was drink whenever you're thirsty.
Yeah, Biden, of course, said, where am I?
On the way to the speech.
We know that.
I've never seen a more pale forearm than the inside of Josh's forearm.
I think the light on his... Look at that!
That's true.
Whoa!
That's bright, that.
Kind of a spot.
That's an orange tattoo.
You can't even see it.
It's like Swayze doing pottery.
That's like you with the ruffle background.
When I flex, though, it gets a little darker.
It does.
Yeah, I think it's a little bit... No muscle.
No muscle.
No, no, no, no.
You got, you got, you got the muscle.
It's, it's, it's, you know, it comes back.
I know the stranger.
All right, hold on really quickly.
I know the stranger with those teeth.
It's not your...
Yeah, I guess it's the left.
I got turned around.
His left.
Your right.
Whatever.
Kamala, borders are.
Let's be really clear.
We're going to try and distance her from this right now.
Former Vice President Joe Biden put her in charge of the border.
Don't forget it.
We've been to the border.
You haven't been to the border.
And I haven't been to Europe.
I've asked her, the VP, today, because she's the most qualified person to do it, to lead our efforts with Mexico and the Northern Triangle and the countries that are going to need help in stemming the movement of so many folks stemming the migration to our southern border.
Kind of sounds like she was put in charge of the border.
I don't know if you want to call that a czar or not, leader, head honcho, you know, number one.
I don't know.
Maybe they left there saying, well, they had masks on, we couldn't see or hear.
But it looks like he was putting it in writing, doesn't it?
Yes, that's what they were at that table for.
That's kind of what it seems, almost as though it's official.
Well, this brings us to now.
So now Axios, for example, they just had a statement, or they put out a statement saying that Kamala was never the border czar.
Every Democrat on social is saying that, too.
It's like, she was never the border czar and we hate the policy.
And we use Axios because they're official, right?
They're determined to be authoritative by YouTube, by big tech, who have no vested interest in this election.
This brings us back to then, here's a direct quote from Axios, the number of unaccompanied minors crossing the border has reached crisis levels.
Harris, appointed by Biden as border czar.
I want to read that again one more time for you.
Try it again.
Harris, appointed by Biden as Border Czar, that seems pretty cut and dry, said she would be looking at the root causes that drive migrations.
Now let's be really clear, the border encounters at the southern border since Kamala Harris has been appointed as Border Czar Axios, your words, not ours.
8.3 million encounters at the border.
Well over 10 million under the former Vice President Biden administration at large.
So he is responsible, obviously, because he undid over 80 executive orders or he enacted 80 executive orders undoing Donald Trump's policies on the border that have led to this.
He is responsible.
She is double super extra responsible because she was the border czar.
Also, as the vice president, she technically sits in a role where she actually is involved with legislation as opposed to the
executive. I don't know the tiebreaker. Do you guys know about this? Do you know
about this? What a bitch.
She's like an assistant principal at the pep rally. Yes.
And something else. I don't know how we can trust this broad. Not because she slept
with so many guys but Not that many. 40 or 50.
Because, does anyone believe that she, does anyone believe that she wasn't lying?
That she wasn't lying when she told us all that Biden was fit and he was in no, he was seeing no cognitive decline?
Listen, the president has been very clear that he intends to run again.
And if he does, I will be running with him proudly.
Why do you say probably?
I said probably.
Oh, probably.
I see Joe Biden when the cameras are on and when the cameras are off in the Oval Office negotiating bipartisan deals.
So the way that the president's demeanor in that report was characterized could not be more wrong on the facts and clearly Politically motivated.
Politically motivated?
Clearly.
Her father is Donald J. Harris.
You can't make this up.
Her mom is Shyamala, which sounds like a name that a kid is making up when they're signing an attendance sheet.
Do you know her last name too?
It's like Gobala.
So her name is like Shyamala Gobala.
Who signed this?
It sounds made up.
Hi, my name is Shyamala Gabbala.
Is that a real name?
Yeah, it's Shyamala Gabbala.
It's Indian.
Well, I tell you what, we're going to give you an after school detention because even if it is your mom, she's named like an asshole.
So her dad, Donald J. Harris, that's true, is also a Marxist economist.
Let's be really clear about Kamala here.
She is directly tied to Biden.
Everything in the economy.
All those talking points, all those attacks still apply.
She is the Borders are.
She is the lawlessness candidate.
She said we are Black Lives Matter.
We should not stop, nor will we stop.
This movement cannot be stopped.
And she can't be trusted because she lied about his health for a very long period of time.
She was carrying the water.
This is a bad candidate.
And the more she appears in front of the American public, the more unpopular she will be.
This is why, and this brings me to expect this to happen.
And we are going to be contrasting.
Weekdays, 10 a.m.
Eastern.
We do this every day, by the way.
If you're a Mug Club member, you get the show on Friday.
We will be doing a show this Friday here on YouTube and Rumble.
We'll show it in Mug Club instead of a show tomorrow.
Oh, by the way, I forgot.
If you're watching on YouTube and at some point you see...
At some point you see this, head on over to Rumble because we don't know if we'll be censored.
So this is what the media is going to do.
They are simply going to, there's going to be reality and then there's going to be the media coverage.
Let me give you the first example that we've seen.
Yesterday, Kamala Harris, she held a rally in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
She delivered her stump speech.
Here's a quick clip.
I took on perpetrators of all kinds.
Predators who abused women.
Fraudsters who ripped off consumers.
Cheaters who broke the rules for their own gain.
So hear me when I say, I know Donald Trump's type.
Okay.
Really?
No, by the way, she meant that that's half of her black side.
She meant he toy.
She didn't mention all the other types of people she prosecuted also.
Yes, no she did not.
Even innocent people.
Innocent people, journalists, people of color, that's not what I like to say, I like to say black.
It's a calling.
So the media went out along with that BS poll, which we'll get to after the speech because we're running short on time here.
New York Times.
Harris rallies exuberant Wisconsin crowd.
This is the media saying, when we fight we win.
NBC.
Harris holds campaign rally in Milwaukee as Trump team pivots.
AP.
Harris tells roaring Wisconsin crowd November election is a choice between freedom and chaos and every single talking head was talking about how she could draw a crowd.
Here's the reality.
Kamala Harris couldn't fill a high school gym.
You know what they call it on Twitter?
She's like, she's backed out in an arena!
And I'm like, that's got like 18 rows.
Yeah.
At best.
I think technically it's... Hey, what?
What's going on?
What?
What are we doing?
Yeah, who performs at that arena?
Oh, is your neck still hurting from yesterday?
Yeah, my neck's fine.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, yesterday... No, I'm fine.
No, there was a thing yesterday.
I'm fine.
He had a little bit of a stutter, I think.
You know, I think I have footage of that.
Yeah, play that.
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But before we go to the speech really quickly, just show that clip again because I want you to know something.
My best friend Johnny Boy, since I was 12 years old, he was in the room, and so was Josh.
And as I was falling back, I had a perfect view of Josh, empathy like a human, getting up to see if I'm okay, and Johnny Boy was laughing for a good minute.
it. Show what happened.
and the
I felt that.
I was like, I should be laughing more.
And I wouldn't have it any other way.
He's laughing at me like a sociopath.
My son was like, show me Uncle Stephen falling over again.
He loved it too.
And by the way, if you see Josh too, I didn't realize you did this.
You're looking at the rest of the office and you're going like this.
Like it's gonna save me embarrassment.
I should have been like, NOBODY LOOK!
Steven just fell out of the chair!
Steven's fine!
He fell!
And I'm getting so old that it's not even my neck hurts, it's my lower back.
I'm in my thirties.
How did I hurt my lower back?
Well, that's when it starts.
I'm an idiot.
You got a rod in your chest.
There's no recovery from that.
No.
The new shoes with the high soles.
High soles?
He's got these new shoes that the toe is higher than the heel for some reason.
Yeah, the forefoot is higher than the heel!
Don't act like you know that this is a thing, the high sole thing!
I know about this!
They're my shoes, dumbass!
I know about this thing.
That's what they give autistic kids as they walk on their toes.
Yeah, well... That's a real thing.
Now I understand.
It was my mom who got me the shoes.
She told me my happy place would now be with me.
She said they was my magic shoes.
Mama said I'll fall anywhere.
It's your worst nightmare.
The front of your shoe is slightly higher than the heel.
Oh, it's not.
And I was falling!
Dig your heels in.
They are.
That was as funny as anything they did.
Alright, so look.
Break up the drinking game rules again as we go to President, uh, well, former Vice President Biden.
Admonish me!
I should not... Oh, boy.
I almost lied to you and said... On this of all holy days!
The drinking game rules, anytime... Get you right in the crotch, Josh.
Alright, here he is.
Let's go.
I'm speaking to you tonight from behind the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office.
That's a set.
In this sacred space, I'm surrounded by portraits.
And lights.
Of extraordinary American presidents.
Thomas Jefferson wrote the immortal words that guide this nation.
George Washington, who showed us presidents are not kings.
Abraham Lincoln, who implored us to reject malice.
Franklin Roosevelt, who inspired us to reject fear.
And walking.
I revere this office, but I love my country more.
It's been the honor of my life to serve as your president.
But in the defense of democracy, which is at stake, I think it's more important than any title.
I'm out.
I draw strength and I find joy in working for the American people.
But this sacred task of perfecting our union, it's not about me.
It's about you.
Your families.
Your futures.
It's about we the people.
We can never forget that.
So here's someone you didn't vote for.
I've made it clear that I believe America is at an inflection point.
One of those rare moments in history when the decisions we make now determine our fate of our nation and the world for decades to come.
America is going to have to choose between moving forward or backward.
Between hope and hate.
Between unity and division, we have to decide, do we still believe in honesty, decency, respect, freedom, justice, and democracy?
Drink.
At this moment, we can see those we disagree with not as enemies, but as fellow Americans.
Can we do that?
Does character and public life still matter?
We'll get to that, Joe.
I don't even know the answer to these questions, because I know you, the American people.
And I know this.
We are a great nation because we are good people.
When you elected me to this office, I promised to always level with you.
To tell you the truth.
And the truth, the sacred cause of this country is larger than any one of us.
And those of us who cherish that cause cherish it so much.
Is that a dementia moment?
Must unite to protect it.
You know, in recent weeks it's become clear to me that I need to unite my party in this critical endeavor.
I believe my record as president, my leadership in the world, my vision for America's future, all merited a second term.
But nothing, nothing can come in the way of saving our democracy.
Drink!
That includes personal ambition.
So I've decided the best way forward is to pass the torch to a new generation.
That's the best way to unite our nation.
You know, there is a time and a place for long years of experience in public life.
There's also a time and a place for new voices.
Fresh voices.
Yes, younger voices.
And that time and place is now.
When I'm done.
In the next six months.
I'll be focused on doing my job as president.
That's ambitious.
That means I'll continue to lower costs for hardworking families.
Grow our economy.
Drink.
Lied about the economy.
Keep defending our personal freedoms and our civil rights.
From the right to vote to the right to choose.
I'll keep calling out hate and extremism.
Make it clear there is no place, no place in America for political violence or any violence at ever, period.
Ever?
I'm going to keep speaking out.
Protect our kids from gun violence.
What happened to the planet from climate crisis is the existential threat.
I will keep fighting for my cancer moonshot so we can end cancer as we know it because we can do it.
I'm going to call for Supreme Court reform because this is critical to our democracy.
I'm out!
You know, I'll keep working to ensure America remains strong Secure and the leader of the free world.
I'm the first president in this century to report to the American people that the United States is not at war anywhere in the world.
We'll keep rallying a coalition of proud nations to stop Putin from taking over Ukraine and doing more damage.
We'll keep NATO stronger and I'll make it more powerful and more united.
At any time in all of our history.
I'll keep doing the same for our allies in the Pacific.
You know, when I came to office, the conventional wisdom was that China would inevitably surpass the United States.
That's not the case anymore.
And I'm going to keep working to end the war in Gaza, bring home all the hostages, and bring peace and security to the Middle East and end this war.
We're also working around the clock to bring home Americans being unjustly detained all around the world.
You know, we've come so far since my inauguration.
On that day I told you as I stood in that winter, we're stood in a winter of peril and winter of possibilities.
We're in the grip of what we were in the grip of the worst pandemic in the century.
The worst economic crisis since the Great Depression.
The worst attack on our democracy since the Civil War.
But we came together as Americans.
We got through it.
We emerged stronger, more prosperous, and more secure.
Today we have the strongest economy in the world, creating nearly 16 million new jobs.
Wages are up.
Inflation continues to come down.
Ladies are down over $4,000.
We're literally rebuilding our entire nation, urban, suburban, rural, and tribal communities.
Manufacturing has come back to America.
Manufacturing has left America at record rates.
We finally beat Big Pharma after all these years.
And I'm going to keep fighting to make sure we lower the cost for everyone, not just seniors.
More people have health care today in America than ever before.
And I signed one of the most significant laws helping millions of veterans and their families who are exposed to toxic materials.
You know, most significant climate law ever.
Ever in the history of the world.
The first major gun safety law in 30 years.
I'll give you those.
Today, the violent crime rate is at a 50-year low.
We're also securing our border.
The border crossings are lower today than when the previous administration left office.
I kept my commitment to appoint the first black woman to the Supreme Court of the United States of America.
I also kept my commitment to have an administration that looks like America and be a president for all Americans.
That's what I've done.
I ran for president four years ago.
Because I believed and still do that the soul of America was at stake.
Why'd you run in 1988?
The very nature of who we are was at stake.
And that's still the case.
He pulled out.
America's an idea.
An idea stronger than any army.
Bigger than any ocean.
More powerful than any dictator or tyrant.
It's the most powerful idea in the history of the world.
That idea is that we hold these truths to be self-evident.
We're all created equal.
In Dahlberg, there are certain inalienable rights.
Life, liberty, pursuit of happiness.
You got it right this time.
We've never fully lived up to it, to this sacred idea.
But we've never walked away from it either.
And I do not believe the American people will walk away from it now.
In just a few months, the American people will choose the course of America's future.
I made my choice.
I've made my views known.
I'd like to thank our great Vice President Kamala Harris.
Kamala drink?
She's a number.
She's tough.
She's capable.
Which way?
She's been an incredible partner to me and a leader for our country.
And many guys.
Now the choice is up to you, the American people.
When you make that choice, remember the words of Benjamin Franklin hanging on my wall here in the Oval Office.
Alongside the bust of Dr. King and Rosa Parks and Cesar Chavez.
When Ben Franklin was asked, as he emerged from the convention going on, whether the founders have given America a monarchy or republic, Franklin's response was, a republic, if you can keep it.
A republic, if you can keep it.
Whether we keep our republic is now in your hands.
My fellow Americans, it's been a privilege of my life.
I've served this nation for over 50 years.
Nowhere else on earth could a kid with a stutter... You didn't have a stutter?
Lie.
Drink up!
...one day sit behind the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office as President of the United States.
But here I am.
That's what's so special about America.
We're a nation of promise and possibilities.
Of dreamers and doers.
Of ordinary Americans doing extraordinary things.
Tomorrow's a doer.
Do her?
I've given my heart and my soul to our nation, like so many others.
I've been blessed a million times in return with the love and support of the American people.
And grandchildren you deny.
I hope you have some idea how grateful I am to all of you.
The great thing about America is here, kings and dictators do not rule.
The people do.
History is in your hands.
The idea of America lies in your hands.
You just have to keep faith.
Keep the faith.
And remember who we are.
We're the United States of America.
There's simply nothing, nothing beyond our capacity.
We do it together.
So let's act together.
Preserve our democracy.
God bless you all.
May God protect our troops.
Thank you.
Can I say something real quick?
Yes, just so you know, we're going to have a live fact check.
I know I sent that out to Mission Control.
Please, I know everyone is going to be abuzz right now on social media.
Tune in right here, bring your family in.
We are going to fact check his border claims, we are going to fact check his economy claims, we are going to fact check his what?
NATO!
His NATO claims.
Yes, say your thing and then I want to see if anyone is crying on CNN.
Can I really just say that we're not fighting any wars and then end his speech with protect our troops?
From what?
I mean, I agree with the sentiment.
Yeah, sure.
God bless our troops.
We have a lot of them.
Again, that's... Sniffles, too.
It's a comic thing, like a cheap pop.
Yes.
Give it up for your host.
Give it up for the troops.
Try the fish!
I want to see what these guys... Yeah, let's see what CNN says and then we actually have a nice tribute to Joe Biden.
...that this kid from Scranton and Claymont... A kid with a stutter.
Yes.
Full craft!
Fact check!
Didn't have a stutter.
You can see it because you can see his entire career.
He's been suckling at the public teat since he was, I believe, 14 years old.
He never had a stutter.
He had a teat in his mouth.
No stutter.
Yep.
In his head.
Clear as a bell.
But he's leaving You know, forget the three and a half weeks.
He's done an unnatural thing, very rare in the annals of history.
He stepped away from power.
No, he didn't.
He was forced out!
He didn't step away from power, either.
No, he did not.
He conceded an election.
He still has power.
Guys, he got nominated by his party within a few weeks of actually being nominated and left because of bad polling.
Yes.
Which is why his dad left his mom.
Watch, they're all going to be praising him and we are going to have our tribute for former Vice President Joe Biden.
What a piece of shit.
And now you can just drink at will.
We're all drunk here because boy did we predict that speech.
I'll get there.
And I'm not even Dick Morris.
I didn't even require a masseuse with nice feet.
Let's see what she has to say.
to the country. Who do we want to be and where do we want to go? And the other
thing that struck me while I was listening to it is somebody who's worked
for him for a long time, worked with him in 2019, 2020, how much of the thematic
was the same as I heard from him in 2019 when he was running for president. When
he wanted to take on Donald Trump because he was a Democrat.
he believed Trump posed a threat to democracy and that Trump was tearing us
apart as a country in a fundamental way and was a threat to unity. It wasn't. And
so in this moment that you know by all measure... Watch, Van Jones is going to
talk about what a big heart Joe Biden has. I am going to disabuse you of that
notion shortly and I will say I'm very proud of the team what they put together
I believe it's the definitive segment on Biden being a piece of human excrement.
He's not a good guy.
I will show you his entire record while we get ready to fact check every bullshit claim that was just made.
There is no love lost.
He's a bad person.
Let's hear what Van Jones has to say.
That's not Van Jones, by the way.
That's a white girl.
Now she cries less.
by the way.
The best thing is for me to step aside.
That's a white girl.
Now she cries less.
Even knowing how hard that was for him, I think hearing those important things come
through.
It hasn't gotten hard in two decades.
I think he was shining a light for the country moving forward over the next three and a half
months through a really perilous election.
He said America's at an inflection point.
He asked the questions, do we still believe in honesty, decency, respect as character in public life?
There's no one more dishonest in public servant's role than Joe Biden, except for maybe Kamala Harris, but let's see.
Well it does tonight.
That's right.
The kid with the stutter did good.
Is he gonna cry?
He is crying.
That counts.
Finish your drink.
Everyone, finish your drink.
Damn, Jones, you pussy!
Screw you, Van Jones!
I just got this beer.
It's alright.
Fight to the bitter end.
You fell on this sword.
No.
He's an old guy.
But the heart's still there.
What did I tell you?
He's going to talk about his heart.
He's going to talk about his heart.
It's about to hit its last beat.
Hold on, time out.
No, finish your damn drink first, because bring up the drinking game rules again, because as long as we watch CNN, this drinking game rule is still on.
I don't give a shit.
I don't give a shit.
That was a lot of wine.
None of this is true.
I just pounded that thing out of one of these restrooms.
And you've got somebody who's sitting in that same chair Showing that character does matter.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Character?
He lied for years about his ability to do the job, Van Jones.
How is that character?
He lied to the American people, shut people out of a primary, and then bowed out of the race because he had his arm twisted by the bosses in the Democratic Party.
That's not character.
That's cowardice.
No, that's character.
It's just not great character.
That's true.
It's bad character.
Well, bad character.
Character is character regardless.
It's on the character scale.
He's like Tuco in Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.
It is a character.
We need refills in the studio.
For a winter... Winter, I'd have a winter pearl on him.
North Face, big fan.
I think if you go to the bathroom after what a piece of shit.
Okay, I'll wait.
I'll get another beer though.
Suck this thing up.
I'm gonna ask, did you want to cherry me later?
outside well of course he would make the decision to step aside to Ben's point
I think I'm after what a piece of shit okay I'll wait get another beer though
I think this is historic for the ass did you want to cherry me later it's such a
funny message Well, there was, to be fair, he does know a seven-year-old named Cherry.
Can I say a couple things I liked?
Yes.
Be careful.
I liked how their writers, his writers, started the speech talking about the past presidents.
I thought that was sweet.
Yeah.
I also liked when he said, it's time to pass it on to a younger generation.
Yeah.
I love that thought.
I also love the irony of him saying that as he's dying.
And been taking an office since he was a young man.
Thank you, because you're making me, I want to start throwing things right now.
His heart, just so you know when he talks about his heart, his heart is about to go ba-boom.
I don't give a fuck.
That's what his heart is about to do.
You was president yesterday.
It's done.
It's done.
Let's keep watching, because I will have to give Mission Control some time to fact check.
We do have a tribute.
They've put in a lot already.
I know, but we do have a tribute to former Vice President Biden.
Let's hear Van Jones cry.
I think that's pretty much the whole thing going forward.
Some of the stuff he talked about he wants to do, I don't necessarily think he's going to be able to get it done.
You know he's not going to be able to get it done, Ben Jones.
He's tried to take us on.
I think he's good.
And he challenged, and he challenged the American people.
I mean, he really, you know, he said he endorses Vice President Harris.
He made clear that he believes that she is the person to lead us forward.
You know, I told you before the show that I predict he's going to resign tonight.
I know.
But you still did win the bet with Gerald.
How long was his speech?
Can Mission Control give us the actual date?
It was 11 minutes.
I don't want to talk about it.
You owe $100 to someone in Mug Club.
By the way, louderwithcrowder.com slash Mug Club, the election livestream of the century, the Rumble on Rumble, November 5th.
We will be here with you until that election is called.
Here, let me give you this.
Josh, I'm really sorry, your paycheck's $100 less than it should be.
And of course, you get 100% more of this show, Nick DiPaolo, you get a Friday show, you get the Mug Club undercover crew.
None of it happens without you.
Just to shoot, we've invested millions of dollars into election night that no one else will be investing because we want to make sure that there are no more tricks.
The media is already doing it.
They're trying to piss on your head and tell you it's raining.
Let's see John King.
He's shaped like a pear.
None.
But we know there's been a lot of anger behind the scenes in recent days.
He said he was stepping aside, quote, to unify my party.
He didn't say he was stepping aside because his doctors say he's not up to the job.
He didn't say he was stepping aside because he had plenty of time.
He said he was stepping aside because he saw bad polling.
Unify my party and agreeing with every single one of them that has said I should step down.
I'm sorry.
By the way, that's a good pickup line at a bar.
Hey, you look like you could unify my party.
Hey!
You want to unify this party?
You don't need that pickup line with Kamala.
You just say, you look like she goes, yeah.
For all the talk about candor in politics, I found that to be the most honest thing in the speech.
The most honest thing in the speech?
Listen, I'm sorry, this is not honesty.
This is political expediency in trying to keep your party in power and seeing bad polling.
That's not honesty!
He doesn't have a bone in his body that says I'm putting country before Joe Biden.
He would have not run four years ago if that was the case.
On that note, we do have this segment prepared because I knew, like we told you, the media would be doing this.
You can use the hashtag, BidenFailedUs.
I don't know what the hashtag is right now that's trending on social media.
We told you they were going to be trying to venerate him.
They were going to try and deify him.
These people stabbed him in the back, by the way.
Remember, we showed you right after the debate saying that was not good.
He needs to go away.
Now they're saying, what a great guy.
Oh, look at you, Joe.
I've also heard some conservatives, this is how you know they're a rhino.
If someone says, you know, Joe Biden's a worthy adversary because he's, you know, he's wrong, but he's a good guy.
I believe his heart is in the right place.
His heart is not in the right place.
He is a liar.
He has always been a liar.
He has made his career suckling at the public teat and justifying it through lies.
I will argue this point.
I don't know that there has ever been a president or former vice president of the United States Who is so consistently lied with complete disregard for accountability or even being caught.
You have people who BS, they fluff up the record a little bit.
Joe Biden makes up stories that never happened with people he's never met in places that don't even exist.
He's not a good guy, he's obviously failed this nation, but he's failed his family, he's failed his community, and he has failed every American ideal that you are required to live up to if you want to feed your family or put a roof over your head.
So while they venerate this man and talk about what, gee golly, what a good guy he is, we have our own tribute prepared.
Joe Biden, what a piece of shit.
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Let's start with former Vice President Biden.
Really starting his career, his entire career is based on lies.
He's always lied.
He's lied about his background.
He's lied about who he is.
He's lied about his resume.
He's lied about his schooling.
He's lied about, well, he actually even plagiarized people when he was running for president in 1988 had to drop out due to lies.
He has lied about pretty much everything you can lie about as a former vice president of the United States.
I can't find an instance where he hasn't lied, let alone his record as presidency.
But let's walk you.
Down this path, memory lane here.
Let's start with this, his background.
Former Vice President Biden's background.
Well, first off, he... and let me just be clear about the rules.
I just want to be very clear here.
Because I don't... I'm not going to have time to fact check all of this.
This will be a nine hour stream.
When I tell you anything right now to set up these clips, it means that the truth is the opposite of that.
Okay.
You can go and fact-check it yourself.
I know we always... but I think it's pretty self-explanatory.
Like, when he says he was from coal miners, you know that's not true.
He's not...
There were no coal miners.
No.
When he says he's like Greek or Persian, he's not Greek or Persian.
Does everyone understand this?
Really?
He's not Greek?
Yeah, for brevity's sake.
I just don't want to spend so much time on it.
Okay, yeah.
So I will say the thing, but the truth is the opposite thing because as a rule, not a general rule, an always rule, former Vice President Biden always lies.
Well, that's fair.
Clear?
Clear.
Okay.
Like the time he claimed that he came from coal miners.
Hell, I might be president now if it weren't for the fact I said my, uh, I had an uncle who was a coal miner.
Turned out I didn't have anybody in the coal mines, you know what I mean?
Really?
I tried that crap, you know?
Now, you guys all understand the rules.
He didn't come from coal miners.
No, it just turned out he didn't.
Yeah, okay.
Alright, so you understand, because there's a pattern here.
Right.
Yeah.
He's a piece of... Yeah.
Sure.
Raven's Matrix is like an IQ test.
Notice the pattern.
Okay.
He also claims... He's like Steven Seagal.
He claimed that he grew up in the black community.
Again, he didn't.
When I was a kid in high school, I used to go down to the black church.
I go to 730 Mass.
I'm a practicing Catholic.
Okay, so he's a practicing Catholic.
He goes to Mass a lot when he's talking to black people.
No idea why that works.
But he also claimed that he has gone to synagogue more than most Orthodox Jews.
Again, the opposite.
I probably went to shul more than many of you did.
You see the pattern?
Yes.
It's important to remember because he also claimed he's like Puerto Rican.
I was sort of raised in the Puerto Rican community at home.
He wasn't.
No.
No.
Puerto Rican.
He wasn't even holding a knife.
What a piece of shit!
We've just gone through... Oh gosh!
Black, Jewish, Catholic, also Puerto Rican.
Now you would say, that's bad enough.
I'd agree with you, but it's not the end.
He's also Greek.
That's why I acquired a nickname I'm very proud of.
I am Joe Bidenopoulos.
He's not Joe Bidenopoulos.
He's stereotypical too.
He's not any of the things that he claims to be.
And the great irony here is, I don't know if you know this, but if you go back to kind of world history, they actually, there's a different empire.
The Greek Empire is very different from not only the Romans, but of course as you go to the Ottomans or you go to the Persian Empire, because he also claimed that he's, again, he's not this.
Persian.
Oh boy.
The Persian culture is amazing.
As a student of the Persian culture, not a practitioner, but a student.
To be fair, he wears their rugs.
But when pandering for votes, he also claimed, but actually what I really wanted to be, not Greek, not Jewish, not black, not Persian, I wanted to be Italian and Polish.
But everybody in town is either Polish or Italian.
I grew up feeling self-conscious.
My name didn't end there.
That's where the self-proclaimed nickname Bidenski... Yes, Bidenski!
Bidenski or Bidano!
That being said, I will, in his defense, Polish jokes, Polak jokes, and by the way, we don't want to denigrate the good Polish people.
No, no one's ever wished to be one.
No.
But the Polak jokes and Biden jokes are pretty much interchangeable.
They are, yeah.
So I'll give that one to him.
That makes sense.
What a piece of shit.
And we're going to get to his policies.
And we're going to get to him denying his granddaughter.
But this guy lies when he doesn't even need to lie.
No one is putting, like, the funny thing is... No one needed him to, you know, to pander to them.
Like, you can see the surprise on reporters' faces.
Like, hey, Biden, what's your, it's just, it's a softball.
Hey, so what's your background?
He's like, ah, Persian.
He not only lied about his background.
That's just to set the stage.
He's completely lied about his resume, about his schooling.
Also, he's intensely racist.
But here's a good example where he claimed one time that he was appointed to the U.S.
Naval Academy.
Again, the opposite is the truth.
I was appointed by the fellow I ran against when I was 29 years old to the Naval Academy.
I was one of ten.
I wanted to play football.
So detailed, and none of it is even close to true.
Why would you say that at West Point?
They have big rivals.
Big, huge football rivals.
They come to Ohio State like, how's the U of M?
I was a tight end, but then I heard they made me a kicker.
You're the kicker!
You're the kicker sucker!
You're the sucker kicker!
So think of when they fact-checked Donald Trump.
Here's another example.
He claimed he went to Delaware State and also went on to specify it was an HBCU.
Believe your eyes!
I got started out on HBCU, Delaware State.
Now I don't want to hear anything negative about Delaware State here, okay?
They're my folks.
Oh, he wanted to say something else.
Yes, he did.
He wanted to say they're my something else.
Yes, he did.
He did.
Nagger.
Stop it, Gerald.
That's a skit.
We're going to get to his racism.
Nag?
It hasn't come up yet.
Err.
And then Reuters even said he never claimed he went to Delaware State.
Reuters never claimed that.
He said he got his start, play that again, I got my start at Delaware State at HBCU.
Reuters said he never said he was from Delaware State.
It's not just him lying, but the media has to work in overdrive just to compensate for his lies.
Play it again!
I got started out on HBCU, Delaware State.
Now I don't want to hear anything negative about Delaware State here, okay?
They're my folks.
They're not!
They're not anything!
You are a piece of shit!
There it is, Reuters.
Watch the ad.
Yo, to be fair though, they forgot the rest of it.
Look at this!
Look at this, Joe Biden!
Did not say he attended Delaware State University.
Thanks, Reuters.
To be fair, he did get his start at Delaware State.
They forgot the rest of that clip.
I got my start at Delaware State and then realized soon that, uh, fuck that.
I'm going to the University of Delaware.
Yes.
Yeah.
Wait, did I say Delaware State?
Yeah.
What did I mean?
So here's another example, and you know what, this is actually, we're gonna go way too long tonight.
Use the hashtag BidenFailedUs if you want to take part, and please make sure that everyone knows, because don't allow them to turn this guy into a saint.
He's a bad guy.
He's a bad dude like he claims Corn Pop was, who also doesn't exist.
What a piece of shit!
I love a guy who gives a fake black nickname to a black guy.
These are my boys, Snap, Crackle, and Pop!
Snap, Crackle, and Pop!
These boys live in a tree.
I call this black guy Lucky Charm.
They're the gang.
He's Ty Cobb.
He's my Ty Cobb.
Kept a black kid under his bed for good luck.
He did, yeah.
These guys are a gang.
They live in a tree.
They're called the Keebler Elves.
They're tough sons of bitches.
Come on, don't mess with him.
So here he is.
Here's just a montage of him lying about jobs.
Again, what he says is the exact opposite of the truth.
I'm not going to insult your intelligence and spend the time fact-checking all of this.
None of it is even close to the realm of being possibly true.
A lot of great, great, great people who are my fellow lifeguards.
There were 13 of us.
And I was driving, going through Shiloh, Ohio.
And his handle was Big Ten.
I've been on a lot of university campuses.
As a matter of fact, for four years I was a full professor at the University of Pennsylvania.
Oh Lord.
So, handle was Big Ten.
You know where he got that?
Joyride.
No, the song Convoy.
Yes.
Convoy!
There's a guy named Big Ten in that song, I'm pretty sure.
Also, one time... I keep biting it and making it up.
One time I was in my truck with my friend, and we had a CB radio, and we heard someone come on the radio and say, candy cane.
Oh geez.
I don't know.
Hey, listen.
Is that a joke?
He liked pink champagne, man.
Checked into the room next door to us.
And just to be clear, lies and blatant plagiarism actually forced this man, public servant mind
you, out of the race in 1988.
Biden seemed to be claiming Kinect's vision and life as his own.
Why is it that my wife who's sitting out there in the audience is the first in her family to ever go to college?
Why is Gladys the first woman?
I think I probably have a much higher IQ than you do, I suspect.
at the university. My ancestors who worked in the coal mines.
The guy was running in Germany.
After 12 hours and play football.
He was lying about coal mines back then.
And then came up and played football.
I think I probably have a much higher IQ than you do, I suspect.
I went to law school on a full academic scholarship.
The only one in my in my class.
I'd have a full academic scholarship.
That's also not true.
He now concedes he did not graduate in the top half of his law school class, that he
does not have three degrees from college, and that he was not named outstanding political
science student in college.
Hold on a second.
The worst part of that is that back in the 80s, he was bald.
Yeah, he's not anymore.
Isn't that fun?
He's not even honest about that.
I guarantee you if people ask, you have some hair plugs?
What?
Just for now.
Purse and rugs.
Purse plus!
No more tears, loser sucker!
Smells good.
Smells good.
What a piece of shit!
It gets worse.
That'll not be funny.
And by the way, I am very hesitant to accuse somebody of racism, Gerald notwithstanding.
But if you're going to use the left's standard.
Now, I don't think that Biden has hate.
I don't think that he has hate in his heart for colored folk.
But, if you use the left's standard, there has been no politician in modern United States history more intensely racist than Joseph Robinette Biden.
You have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, and you ain't black.
They're gonna put y'all back in chains.
I'm like the token black mainstream fricking American who is articulate and bright and
clean and nice looking guy.
I mean that's a story.
We already have a nigger mayor and we don't need any more nigger big shots.
It doesn't matter whether or not they're the victims of society.
The end result is they're about to knock my mother on the head with a lead pipe, shoot my sister, beat up my wife.
Corn Pop was a bad dude.
And he ran a bunch of bad boys.
Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids.
Holy shit!
Wow, did he say that out loud?
Yeah.
He did, and he said it many times.
It's not aggressive racism.
It's not like, I hate these color people and they need to go, or it's not like that, but it's like the subtle, like, I'm above you racism.
It's like, it's supremacy racism.
It's like telling my old aunt, I was like, hey, you know what, they have a deal running on Uber Eats, and she said, and give my money to those Mexicans?
I don't know I mean there's a chance I don't know who's driving it's an exchange yeah I don't know who the driver is yeah but oh look it's all right I guess so so um here's the thing too and if you have to use the restroom it's all right yes the restrooms are you're doing a good job unlike to be clear we had a bit and I was like we're gonna Later, but we're gonna actually do it on Friday morning show live 10 a.m.
Eastern We will be live on YouTube and on rumble Friday morning because we're not doing a show tomorrow morning And I actually believe that we will have Donald J. Harris.
That's his real name Kamala Harris's father.
We have technical difficulties He will be on Friday's show.
It's Kamala's daddy.
Kamala's daddy.
Donald J is Kamala's daddy.
That's a real thing stop people are gonna think it's not true It's his real name and we're having him on the show.
I worked really hard at getting him on the show.
Well, good job.
He said he doesn't like you.
He said you're a very unlikable person.
That's not true.
Okay.
At all.
I love you.
Thank you.
Not really.
So.
Son of a... Let's get to some other key facts here.
They're going to try and tell you that, and keep this up here, CNN, we're going to go back to them and fact check all of it, that former Vice President Biden is a nice person despite all the lies.
So maybe he lies, maybe he's a compulsive liar.
I've known, I knew a compulsive liar.
When I grew up in high school, and he, like for example, one time he told me that he had a glass-bottom boat, but I knew that his family was very poor, and he couldn't swim, he was afraid of water, so I was like, I don't even know why you're lying about this, like it's not even impressing me that much, of like the top 10 things that would impress me as a 14-year-old, glass-bottom boat wouldn't even make the list.
The point is he lied about everything.
Joe Biden does that, but it doesn't necessarily make him a bad person.
There are other things that make him a bad person.
And if nothing else, can we all agree, comment below or hit the like button if this, and I don't just say this, this is not a hollow statement.
President Donald Trump.
You may hate him.
You may think he's a prick.
He seems to have done pretty well with his kids, and his kids love him.
And he has a close relationship with all of his children and his grandchildren.
You may not even like his kids, but his kids love him, and his grandchildren love him.
So much so that his granddaughter spoke at the RNC.
He's very actively involved in their lives.
He hasn't denied the existence of any of them, as far as I know, at this point.
Biden, we'll get to that, but let's just start with this.
He lied, and he said that the man who killed his wife in a car accident was drunk.
That was not true.
He ruined the reputation and life of someone.
He's a bully.
He had a platform that the man did not, because he wanted to be a perpetual victim.
That's something that only a piece of shit I'm not going to get in an argument with you.
Yeah, well, I don't want to.
Well, yeah, you do.
is a contrast with Donald Trump who he goes after the elite, he goes after those in power,
he goes after those in three-letter agencies, he goes after the DNC, he goes after corruption.
Former Vice President Biden goes after the American voter.
He reviles you. You plebs.
I'm not going to get in an argument with you.
Well, I don't want to.
Well, yeah, you do. But look, look, here's the deal.
Trump and the extreme MAGA Republicans quote a clear and present danger to our democracy.
If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black.
You know, whenever I discuss issues, like we do black and white on the gray issues, it's not lost on me that I'm a white dude, I put on my glasses, you say I look like Clark Kent, I get it, but can you just answer me a question?
And usually they go, oh, all right, let's talk.
Biden had no concern for that at all.
He was like, look, I'm going to tell you black people what it's like to be black because, and I know you're saying, why?
Because he's a piece of shit.
That's why.
Yeah, it's that supreme racism.
I want you to have all the things that we have, but I want you to know I'm better than you at the same time.
Yes, but hold your nose because here comes the cold water.
I want you to, rather than remove yourself from politics like these people are celebrities, imagine if someone in your family, or someone you know, close your eyes, in your minds I hear, picture someone in your life doing What I'm about to tell you that verifiably Joe Biden has done and not to be a downer but this actually may make you really sad because he's just that shitty.
Former Vice President Biden refused to acknowledge the existence of his own granddaughter.
For the first time, the President and First Lady are publicly acknowledging they have a seventh grandchild.
A four-year-old girl named Navy, who their son Hunter fathered out of wedlock as he battled drug addiction.
The child, up until now, not recognized by the President.
I have six grandchildren.
Imagine that.
That granddaughter's going like, hey, she's telling people, hey, my grandfather's the former vice president of the United States.
To give you an idea, it wasn't just a one-time thing.
It wasn't an oversight.
In 2021, the White House Christmas display didn't even have a stocking.
He made a point when they asked him that he made a point to say I have six grandkids.
Yes.
Yeah.
He made a point to isolate her, to cut her.
This is not an inclusive man.
This is a bad person.
March in 2024, he didn't even mention her when he went through the list at Women's Day, right?
They had this commemoration.
Didn't mention that granddaughter.
Oh, go ahead, sorry.
No, no, go ahead.
We have London Roberts actually speaking out about this.
We've got a video clip of her kind of talking about this.
Okay, let's watch it.
In early 2018, she became pregnant.
At first, she says, Hunter was supportive.
I'm pregnant, and it's just this look of nothing.
Just shock, and I'm like, Give you time to process it.
It's yours.
And that's when he snaps out of it.
He's like, I know it's mine.
But then she... Yeah.
Yeah, dude.
This is the worst right here.
This is the worst.
Like, there's other things that you go, he's a president, he's got decisions to make, yada, yada, yada.
This, this... It's a little girl.
It transcends everything, man.
Every family in America, every person.
I got family, you know, addiction.
You know, my mom's family, there's a lot of people that don't get along.
There's multiple dads.
There's, you know, sexual stuff that happened with one of the... It's all these different things that happen, but...
You'd be hard-pressed to see them not claim.
Yeah.
Not even claim.
It's one thing to be an absentee grandfather, or I'm a president, I don't have time, yada yada, but to not even claim her and act like it's not yours.
The fact that she doesn't exist.
The fact that he had to go to court and be... She's a four-year-old girl!
I have the least respect for people who don't take care of children.
If you have them and you make a point to not take care of children, I lose all respect for you.
It's a child.
They deserve their grandfather.
You already know it's a child in a broken home.
Yep.
You know your son's not gonna do shit about it.
He might go to jail.
He's been a former crack addict.
Oh, but she was a... I don't care.
I don't care.
There's a child involved.
Yep.
And you're one of the richest people in the country.
You're the most powerful person in the world.
Can you imagine?
Your grandfather's the most powerful person in the world and you can't even get a birthday card?
I've had broke-ass grandmas give me 20 bucks and try to refuse it from them.
They won't because they got to do something for me.
You don't need that 20 bucks because I took the 100 bucks out of your pocket.
Yeah, well luckily I have five grams.
There's a silver lining to this.
At least she isn't going to be smelled or showered with.
Exactly.
He doesn't acknowledge his own children, but, and I can't prove the criminality of this, however, just to sort of give him the benefit of the doubt, he may have been spending this time fondling, sniffing, or otherwise making other young girls intensely uncomfortable.
And the kids used to come up and reach in the pole and rub my leg down so it was straight and then watch the hair come back up again.
I lost the sound.
Alright, we lost the sound.
Guys, can we then go to this event?
Come on, it's gonna hurt your reputation, man.
And to the U.S.
Senate, as well, for their trust and confidence.
We've got a lot of thanks to give out here.
Thank you.
Thank you.
What a beautiful name.
That is my mommy's name.
How old are you, 17?
Six.
The worst part, it's not just that he behaves that way.
It's that he has no concern that anybody is actually watching.
So you have a guy... We're going to do something about it.
Yeah.
He lied about everything from his schooling, to his ethnicity, to his qualifications, to, for crying out loud, his GPA, to his speeches, which he plagiarized.
He lied about his records.
He lied about which jobs he worked.
He's been incredibly racist by the left standard while trying to ruin people's reputation, accusing Donald Trump of being a racist.
He also denied the existence of his own granddaughter while at the same time acting similar to, because I have no idea if we're still on YouTube, similar to, I can't say he is strikingly similar to, An active pedophile who, if they were in your neighborhood, you'd want them to have to go around the block collecting signatures.
So while they right now on CNN, including rhinos, including people who try and find a false middle ground, say, gee golly, he's a bad president, but a good guy.
No.
Former Vice President Biden is absolutely, in my opinion, if you disagree, comment below,
a piece of human shit.
It's a piece of shit.
I wanted to say it, too.
Oh, I'm sorry.
It felt like, uh, powerful.
I wanted to say it.
Gerald?
What?
Just drinking out of my... Oh, look at this.
This is actually very nice.
That reminds me of my wood-burning set that I still have scars from it.
What are you doing?
Come back to me.
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He pointed at that shirt.
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He's no Forty Long, I'll tell you that.
He pointed at me.
Tats Holiday, the male equivalent.
He did this, which I'm not sure what this is.
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That's not.
It's raised fist for this.
Hey, it's MTV Single Moms on CNN.
It's gonna be a long shot.
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Yes, and we are going to get to the fact check.
Use the pro- right now the hashtag is BidenFailedUsBoy.
Look, you may think it's in poor taste, but I promise you that tonight's stream is going to age exceedingly well.
Let's see what CNN is doing right now.
They're going to be talking about his message of unity and what a good guy.
This guy pushes back a lot.
Yeah, he does.
I really do, and I respect you, and I hear what you're saying.
But you're full of crap.
I think what you're asking Republicans to do Is to overlook a lot, a lot of dishonesty.
Boom.
It came right out of this White House.
It came right out of the Vice President.
People who work for him, his family, other Democrats, Democrats in Congress.
You're asking the country to overlook a lot of dishonesty about Joe Biden's abilities, capabilities, his capacity to serve for another four years and so on.
Are you talking about Biden or Trump?
I'm talking about Biden.
Oh my God!
Shut up, you little sprite!
I'm talking about Joe Biden.
He arrived at this... Hold your ground!
Hold your ground!
Don't let that little son-of-a-bitch sashay across that table and tell you what's what.
He concluded that this was a... the party bosses were reflecting, you know, the consensus of the American people who made a judgment.
But Scott, I mean, there's so many Republicans who I talk to who are overlooking far more than this, and they'll tell you that.
About Donald Trump.
But Donald Trump never said he was putting the American people before himself and stepping out of a race after closing a primary down, after lying about his health, after saying he was the guy less than 24 hours before dropping out.
Donald Trump, it's funny, this is a great irony.
For someone who believes that many of our institutions, and he doesn't believe the institution, for example, the Supreme Court, he understands the separation of powers.
Donald Trump actually went through the appropriate, he hasn't tried to do away with the Electoral College, he hasn't tried to do away with the Supreme Court, and he won the primary.
Every time, he's actually won it.
Despite fighting upstream against an RNC who doesn't want him to be there.
You can say whatever you want.
That's not subverting democracy.
And the committee could have said the same thing the Democrats do.
They could have said the same thing they did in 2016.
They could have been like, yeah, yeah, but you're not the candidate.
We're going to put Mitt Romney or whoever the hell.
We're going to put somebody else in.
They could have done that.
And they didn't do that.
So you're sitting here talking to Republicans.
That's not democracy.
If Joe Biden had a medical emergency after an open primary, which he got through because the American people got a chance to look at him and say, you know what, even with his issues, he's still our guy, then that would be different.
But they closed it down.
Guys, I don't think we've talked about this enough.
14.6 million people roughly voted for Joe Biden, not Kamala Harris.
She's received zero votes, zero delegates in 2020 or now.
That's not true.
You're forgetting the wet t-shirt contest.
That's 100% true.
I do apologize.
She was a side piece.
Nobody voted for her. Everybody voted for Joe Biden. Joe Biden said he's the guy.
Nothing about that changed other than the party coming together and saying,
hey, the money's drying up, the polls look bad, you should probably step aside.
No matter what the American people have said. That is not how democracy works. I'm sorry,
it's not. We don't focus on that enough because we're like, don't worry about it, Biden. He's
going to get beat. Kamala Harris is going to be no matter who they put up, they're going to get
beat. That's true. And we should focus on the race. But this is the greatest subversion of
democracy in our lifetimes. And CNN right now is cheering it on. Yep. And Biden.
By the way, even though it's technically probably legal, I don't think that Donald Trump's complaint is going to go anywhere.
Also, the money that was drying up, but the, was it 90-something million?
I don't have the exact number in front of me.
It was somewhere around the 100 million mark that went to the Biden-Harris ticket just gets transferred over to Kamala and unknown here.
Harris butt juice.
Think about that.
You're talking about not seven figures, not eight figures.
Wait, eight figures.
Yes, eight figures.
Sorry, I almost went to nine.
Is it nine?
A hundred million is nine figures.
Yeah, a hundred million.
Yeah, exactly.
It's not quite a hundred million yet that was directly transferred, but overall now she's over a hundred million.
She didn't even have to go through a primary.
The last time she faced a primary, she got less.
She got the same amount of votes as porn stars who run for a goof in her home state of California.
Let me ask you this.
In a fight, UFC or a boxing match happens and they have the purse, right?
The amount of money they're gonna put up to win or whatever.
Now if one guy drops out of the fight, and they replace the fighter, does the purse stay the same?
Well, there's a show and win money, and the show money is much lower.
They renegotiate the entire contract.
That's a good point.
So we have this exact scenario in another arena.
And we see how it works fairly.
And we Before, in his entire life, these concerns existed.
They closed out RFK because they didn't like him.
They closed out anybody else.
Joe Manchin, who kind of wanted to run and see if he could challenge in there.
Shapiro was going to go in there.
Why do you always say Shapiro?
No one else says Shapiro.
No, it's another character.
It's a name of somebody else.
He's going to Spiro the Dragon.
They all wanted to run and they said, no, this is what they did with Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton.
They boxed him out and said, well, no, that's democracy.
And then for him to pull out of the race because of bad polling, guys, that doesn't make any sense to me.
I understand it.
Yeah.
But you can't do it.
Can I pause?
Amy Klobuchar is on here.
Mission Control fact check.
Amy Klobuchar was on some kind of election integrity commission because she signed on with Jimmy Carter.
Yeah, with Jimmy Carter, I believe Elizabeth Warren, I believe maybe even Hillary Clinton, where they were saying the election was stolen from the American people due to Russian collusion in 2016, which of course was proven absolutely to be verifiably false, right, as far as Donald Trump, you know, the few, uh, the, uh, the Steele dossier fusion, uh, is it fusion GPS, I believe?
Yes, yeah.
Um, all of this was, was, was fake.
She was there.
So I want to ask you a question.
And I mean this.
If they were willing to say that the election was fraudulent when Donald Trump won, if Stacey Abrams still hasn't actually accepted her election loss in Georgia, they cheated there.
Okay.
If then they changed mass mail-in voting unconstitutionally, according to the state constitution of Pennsylvania, if there are states that don't require voter ID, if they illegally suppressed stories that the American people had a legitimate reason to know, like the Hunter Biden laptop story for example, if they did that, and then in this election, Follow me here.
In this election, they lied to you for four years.
The lies?
Right now, they're a continuation of the lies from four years ago.
They lied to you and said that this man was mentally fit when everybody knew that he wasn't.
That's why he campaigned from his basement.
They used COVID as an excuse.
If they've lied to you about jobs, they've lied to you about crime.
They've lied to you about him being fit.
They've lied to you about him pulling out of this election, that he was going to be the candidate.
They've lied to you continually, only so that they could pull a switcheroo at the last minute and install somebody, give her $100 million, give or take, don't fact check me on that, somewhere between $90 and $100 million, so that she could be installed.
Even though she didn't win her own home state, she got 2% in a primary in California as the choice of the American people while celebrities endorse her, raise tens of millions of dollars.
The media tells you that she wasn't the Borders are even though they actually listed her.
They gave her the title Borders are.
They tell you that she has had this enthusiasm and these rallies despite the fact that she couldn't fill a high school gymnasium.
If they were willing to lie to you about all of these things just to maintain their grip on power, Don't become complacent.
What do you think they're willing to lie about?
What tricks do you think they're willing to pull in this election?
All bets are off.
This is the party, this is the mob, the shakedown artists who couldn't give less of a crap about our constitutional republic, about your rights, whether it's your first amendment rights, your second amendment rights.
They don't care about... What do you think they will pull this election?
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If they would lie to you about all of that for the last four years, non-stop, up until and including this very minute, what else will they lie to you about?
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It's not even close.
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You said, what will they do?
What will they do next, you know?
I think after what they've done now by subversion of democracy and taking away the right of the Democratic Party, of Democratic voters to choose their candidate, I think now, if people accept that, the sky's the limit.
It really is.
They can do whatever they want.
That party will, if they'll take this, And they'll take COVID, and they'll take the last three and a half years, they'll take anything that the Democratic Party throws at them, and they know it.
Vote Blue, no matter who.
They're fucking slaves.
They're robots to the machine.
Yeah.
Yep.
They'll do anything.
Josh is a little fired up.
Let's go to the fact check here.
I know that he talked about NATO.
I know he talked about border crossings.
I'll go through it.
Okay, you have all of it.
You're our ombudsman.
So we've got the clip that we're going to play and then we're going to have the fact check that follows that.
So let's start off really quickly with the border crossing.
So clip border crossing speech, Tim.
We're also securing our border.
Border crossings are lower today than when the previous administration left office.
All right.
They are not.
So, I mean, I gotta scroll back up.
There was literally so many fact checks here.
I'm going back up to it.
I'm sorry.
I thought they were going to throw it in there.
Is he saying... I know it's over 10 million.
Is he saying border crossings like at actual checkpoints?
Border crossings.
Not counting the... All right.
Let's just so Gerald can be set.
Play that clip one more time.
Here's the claim.
Here's the claim.
We're also securing our border.
Border crossings are lower today than when the previous administration left office.
Here's the truth.
June 2024 crossings, 83,000.
The average under Trump was 40,000.
So that's half.
That's like twice the amount.
That's a bad... And you know what they're lying about is when he was going into this election, they sort of got a little bit strict on it for about a week.
That's what they're trying to lie about.
As far as the next fact check, is it, are we going to NATO?
Or what's the next one?
Let me see, so by the way, the average under Biden is $200,000 a month, so even if you go average for average, it's bad, it gets bad, it gets worse, and it gets real bad.
The average under Donald Trump was $40,000?
Better.
And then it's $200,000 is the average under Joe Biden?
So that's more than four times more.
Some would say.
I think that's exactly... Let's get that CNN lady.
She was pretty good at that stuff.
...would say.
You know, technically you're right, but you could have been more precise.
That's all I'm going to say.
Okay.
So, let me go to this... And we'll make all these references, by the way, available.
Link in the description, ladderwithcreditor.com.
Everything this man just said tonight was a lie because he's not a good man.
He's not even a passable man.
So, I'm going to go to the clip and then they can just quickly reply with the information.
Clip, Democracy Speech.
I revere this office, but I love my country more.
It's been the honor of my life to serve as your president.
But in the defense of democracy, which is at stake, I think it's more important than any title.
I'm still drinking because it's the drinking game.
So here's the fact check on that.
Biden got 14.564 million votes.
Kamala Harris got...
Oh, I thought you were showing her nickname in high school.
No, that wasn't... Fist hole!
That wasn't a grip, but it was... She was also referred to sometimes as...
So, uh, how is it really possible that you can claim that you're protecting democracy when you, you know, basically just turn the keys over to somebody who's never gotten a vote?
All right, let's go to violent crime.
He mentioned violent crime, uh, in his speech saying that it was down, uh, and that is clip violent crime speech.
Today, violent, the violent crime rate is at a 50 year low.
50-year low, that seems... You know what?
Murder is not down below to pre-COVID levels, so the murder rate... You see right there, that far right?
That's where murder is.
Just go back a few years... Oh, that's higher than it was a few years ago.
That's pretty tough.
Definitely spiked, but it's hard.
Murder's kind of the big one, because you don't come back from that.
It's a big one.
You know what I mean?
It's kind of a big deal.
Yeah, he should care about it, because Kamala's been putting blow dryers in the White House bathtub.
That's true.
He's not even putting banana peels in the West Wing.
He gave up the keys, he's good.
You know that was the threat, right?
She's rigged anvils over every doorway.
Yeah, I know.
She's been doing that for a long time.
Today, when he gave his speech, you had to check for falling pianos.
So, alright, let's go to Scotus Reform.
Clip Scotus Reform's speech.
I'm going to call for Supreme Court reform.
Because this is critical to our democracy.
Supreme Court reform.
It is critical to the democracy, apparently, but his SCOTUS reform is basically a code of ethics and term limits, but here's the fact check on the fact check if you've got the MSNBC thing.
MSNBC came out and said, that ain't enough!
We gotta get more people.
We gotta add the seats, bro.
So protect our democracy by changing it.
Wait, hold on a second.
Oh, it's a letter from Jill.
Okay, who gives a shit?
Alright, let's continue with that.
Yeah, so basically Joe Biden is like, I'm going to protect the court.
And MSNBC is like, hey, that's not what we want.
We are the Democratic Party, not you anymore, because you're not running for president anymore.
You don't have any power.
He says, I'm going to protect the court by doing away with traditions and norms of the court.
And then MSNBC says, you're not doing enough to destroy the autonomous power of the court that's separate and apart from the executive and legislative branch.
Check out our buzz cut at lesbian chain gang of hosts.
Yeah, you should add the exact number of justices we need to have the edge.
Yes.
And only that, no more, no less.
Or two, or two, just depending.
Look, I have to fact-check you.
Each justice has a plus one or two.
Well, listen, admonish me then.
Yeah, depending on how many plus ones... Not the same admonish.
I want a different one.
That's not...
That was me, not Reid.
Severely admonished.
Yeah, there we go.
I'm admonishing myself.
I love you, Gerald, but you should be ashamed of yourself.
Alright, so let's go to Clip Wages speech.
Oh!
Clip Wages.
That's a good one.
Today we have the strongest economy in the world, creating nearly 16 million new jobs a record.
Wages are up.
I wish there were a loaded gun so I could swallow it.
Go ahead with your fact check.
I have one right here.
Maybe swallow a sword?
I don't know.
So here's the truth.
have a firearm sponsor because we have to practice you know firearm safety
responsibility I wish there were a loaded gun so I could swallow it go
ahead with your fact check I have one right here maybe swallow a sword I don't
know so here's the truth a family needs to make approximately $15,000 more just
to live as they did in 2021 we had some other luckily Well, luckily, Biden's helped us by adding second jobs for everybody.
Well, that's exactly second and third jobs.
Thank you, Joe.
By the way, he mentioned inflation.
It's up 20% since Biden took office.
The rate of inflation is... It's actually the worst that we've seen in modern American history.
It's high.
Also, I'm going by rote.
Jimmy Carter said, what?
Yeah.
Well, Jimmy Carter said, at least I can go in peace now because I'm not the worst ever.
Something else.
Wages under Donald Trump just in the first three years went up.
The average annual salaries went up over $4,000 right when actually adjusted for inflation.
Under former Vice President Biden they went down approximately $4,100.
I'm going by rote.
I know that's correct.
I'll just provide the references for you once this is archived because I know the lies they're going to tell before they tell them.
I'm sure we have more fact checks and then we'll go to CNN because I haven't wanted to harm myself Here's the problem, we almost broke the chat feature on our own internal system here because I kept, I'm not kidding you, it's like brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Thank you, Mission Control.
It's actually an embarrassment of riches of information that I have to fact check.
Well, let's just keep going.
We're not going to stop on this party.
It don't stop.
Well, do me a favor, guys.
If I've missed anything, I'm going to go to NATO next.
There ain't no party like a Biden fact-checking party because Biden's a piece of shit.
I have one more to add to that last fact check.
The income?
Hold on.
Everybody shut up because the man who has served his country Oh yes.
Wants to speak.
And my mouth with this beer.
So $4,000 up annually for middle class.
Under Donald Trump.
What they won't mention, they won't mention that on the media by the way, but what they also won't mention is the tax breaks.
Right.
That he gave them to the middle class.
Doubling the child tax credit and doubling the standard, whatever you call it.
You're not a Jew?
Yeah, I wasn't going to say it.
But it's the standard deduction.
Yeah, double that, double the tax credit for kids.
And Joe Biden said no taxes will go up, although they did, for anyone making less than $400,000 a year.
How much do you make, Joe?
It's neither here nor there.
It's actually right there.
No one else talks about it!
Okay, continue with the facts.
I want to do this until... We have seven plus one things that Biden is confirmed to be doing after retirement.
Here's not a clip, but here is a claim most recently from the Greek person, not Joe Biden because he's not Greek.
No, he's Persian.
A real Greek.
And a Jew.
And black.
And Italian and Polish.
And not a pedophile.
Go.
He is a pedophile.
Claim, the racial wealth gap is at its lowest.
That was... Okay.
So, during COVID, Dems locked down the economy.
The gap between white and black households increased by $50,000.
I'm sure they won't need that $50,000.
That's insane.
You know they noticed that.
You know, black people, why are you voting for Robinette Biden or the extension?
I'm sorry, Harris, but the policy is the same.
By the way, it's either rich black people or super poor.
Did you know this?
Harris was voted the most liberal senator.
She voted to the left of Joe Biden.
Her policies were more radical and they are scrubbing this, I'm not kidding, they are scrubbing this right now saying, oh well at the end of the term we actually looked at it and the results changed.
No.
In your article you cited the dates of the entire term.
She is the most liberal senator when she was senator and the wealth gap got worse under Biden.
Let's see if she had full reign, what it would do.
Can confirm to the left, to the left, every little commie bitch and a box to the left.
That's not how the lyrics go, but... It's close.
So, NATO.
I need facts on NATO.
Alright, do we have the clip?
Because this is one... And by the way, before we get the fact check on this, look, this is one thing, we do this, and just so you know, a lot of people out there in politics, they either assume you're dumb or you're in a think tank.
Right now, you watching, I know you could be a doctor, you could be literally a rocket scientist, you could have a PhD, but you don't live in politics like we do 24-7, and so you just need the information to confirm what your lion eyes and lion ears know to already be true.
With NATO, I'm just going by rope, but I want to make sure that I'm never asking you to take my word for it.
Donald Trump was the first president to actually Force people, to leverage people into paying their fair share of NATO.
It was supposed to be, I believe it was either 2%, I believe it was 2% of your GDP on NATO spending.
We were the only nation that was even close.
We were spending close to 4%.
And after Donald Trump, President Donald Trump, other nations said like, oh, we better straighten up and fly right if we expect the Americans to save us.
But let's go to the clip of the piece of shit, Joseph Red Robinette Biden.
Keep NATO stronger.
and I'll make it more powerful and more united than any time in all of our history.
All right, Gerald, fact check him, fact check me.
No, he's not asking NATO to pay any more of their fair share. We can bring this up. Here's what
Trump did with NATO. Bring it up, bring it up, bring it up.
There we go. Everybody's supposed to be paying 2%, like you said. He actually got people to
start doing that for the first time in history. And you know what he said? He said things like,
that left got really pissed off about it's like well if you don't pay your fair share I don't
think we should be coming to your defense.
How can not every American get behind that?
I know.
I mean, you can hate the guy.
How can you not get behind that as an American?
I know.
Pay your fair share, or we won't come to your defense.
In fact, maybe Russia should invade you.
He's basically goading them into doing what they should be doing in the first place.
No, but what he's saying is, hey, if you were doing this correctly and following international law that you agreed to, Then maybe you wouldn't have such a problem.
Look, look, I know you bitch about America and our military, how we're an evil empire, but I'm going- You have all of your social safety nets, right?
People say, look at Sweden, look at Canada, great social- social- free healthcare, they say.
Let me change one thing, okay?
Protect your own country, your own borders.
Go!
It all goes away.
Why?
Why is the United States footing the bill for the rest of the free world to remain free while they bitch about how we do it?
Joe Biden got back on his knees to tell the rest of these nations that he loved them and they're not feeling any sense of urgency to spend what they were under Donald Trump.
Let's continue on with the Fact Check.
Mission Control doing a great job.
You should note that when Trump was speaking, and I'm not going to go to the clip for this, but when Trump was speaking before NATO, like, hey, you guys probably shouldn't be dependent on Russian gas.
Germany was like, ho, ho, ho, ho, Sieg Heil, Russian Gasonia!
I don't know why they did that.
It's a force of habit.
It's a hard one to break.
And Trump was like, what?
I said not to buy it.
Part of it was, you should buy it from us.
But Germany is still wrong.
They've been wrong a few times, I think.
They have.
Fun fact, nobody invaded mainland Europe while Trump was in office.
Oh, because people started paying their fair share?
Under either Barack Obama or Robinette.
I'm just gonna go by his middle name.
There was Crimea.
Former Vice President.
And then there was Ukraine.
Didn't happen under Donald Trump.
Right.
Yeah, not Game of Thrones.
Also, peace in the Middle East.
That's a big one, the Abraham Accords.
Alright, so China.
Donald Trump, don't trust China!
This is one look, look, yes.
China is asshole!
Yes, I love that man.
I hope he's still alive.
They have the PrEP pills, so he should be fine.
Here's the thing.
No one actually believes it, I don't think, when former Vice President Biden says, like, when the previous administration, I'm going by wrote his clip, said, you know, they left, the expectation was that China was going to be next.
I changed that.
Donald Trump, and I have said this before, that I was, I was around a lot of financial analysts and I was around a lot of think tank people who said, well, you know, China's the next great superpower.
There's just no way.
It's unavoidable, right?
I have a lot of relatives who either work on Wall Street and I kind of thought it was inevitable.
Donald Trump, President Donald Trump.
I'm not ashamed about that.
I'm wrong.
It's actually, for me, it's celebratory.
Made me very aware that that does not have to be the case, and he's the only president in modern American history to take a stand.
So comment below if you think anyone is buying that Joe Biden is tough on China, even though we don't have the information of money exchanging hands for the big guy when you talk about Hunter Biden's laptop.
But I believe we have a clip of Joe Biden making this claim, and then, of course, we have some references for you.
Donald Trump don't trust China!
I love that man as a heterosexual to a homosexual.
You think he's gay?
One guess.
No?
Right clip.
You know, when I came to office, the conventional wisdom was that China would inevitably surpass the United States.
That's not the case anymore.
Hold on, Josh has something to say.
I like that.
Why are they going to get out of Trump's case when he says stuff like, yeah, it's a very powerful man, great economy, knows what he's doing, great leader, all this kind of stuff, but I'm going to stop him.
Right.
Why can't they?
Right there.
Right there.
He just did it, where he goes, they said it's inevitable, they're going to take over, they're going to be a superpower.
They're not.
Bullshit, they're not.
Exactly.
Why can't you just say it?
Why can't you say, yes, they're good at what they're doing.
He's great at what he's doing.
To give you an example... We need to stop it.
We need somebody to recognize that.
Winston Churchill, people don't even think about this quote, where he said, you cannot negotiate with a tiger when your head is in its mouth.
He was calling Hitler and the Nazis a tiger.
He was acknowledging their power, saying, we need more power.
There's no benefit to simply underestimating your enemy.
And make no mistake, China is the enemy of the free world.
Quick, simple fact check, Captain Morgan.
Alright, so Biden did keep the tariffs on China from the Trump administration, one of the very few things that he did, and slammed Trump in the process, saying that his tariff policy on China was a bad move.
Nonetheless, he did keep it there.
But here's the thing, China is a superpower.
Nobody is complaining about that.
The BRICS thing, that includes the sea, that's China.
That is a big deal.
Everybody's talking about how oil could be traded in additional currencies, and that's a really big problem for the United States dollar.
As a show of force, not just economic, but a show of force as recently as I think today or maybe even yesterday, we intercepted two different sets of jets near China.
Russian bombers and Chinese bombers.
Wow.
That we intercepted.
NORAD tracked those things and that was I think today.
It may have been yesterday.
Today.
Today that it happened.
Yeah.
So today, Joe Biden, I think they're kind of a superpower right now.
Their economy is growing and they are unchecked.
Maybe, maybe it's because you're too busy cashing the check that's 10% for the big guy.
I don't know.
Maybe you've turned a blind eye to some of the things that are going on in China.
That's not a simple fact check, by the way.
That was kind of wordy.
That was a lot of fact checking.
Yeah, true.
That was kind of wordy, but I think the main point is he continued the policy... Near Alaska.
That intercept was near Alaska.
He continued the policy of the tariffs on China, but he has, it's kind of a miracle, I don't know if you know this, China, Russia, they really shouldn't be good bedfellows.
They're not.
But Joe Biden, he's a matchmaker.
Yeah.
And saying, and then keeping the tariffs, and then bashing Trump, the guy who put the tariffs in place, after keeping the tariffs, that's like a girl bashing her boyfriend for calling her fat.
and breaks up with him and then immediately loses 50 pounds and says,
look at how great I look. That piece of shit called me fat.
I know that girl. She looks great.
She does look great.
But you should have done it for yourself, not for the approval of others.
Because now you're healthier and no one can take that away from you.
Yes.
Do we have more to continue to fact check?
I think that's about... well, I mean, we talked about the balloon.
Relative to China, we let a balloon kind of traverse the entire, you know, length, width, and breadth of the United States a couple of times because, you know, balloons are dodgy and hard to shoot down.
All right, well, let's go.
I guess let's go and see what CNN is saying, and I'm sure Mission Control has some clips from.
Thank you so much, people on the nightly news, on the legacy media outlets.
Yeah, could I have one too, please?
Yeah, absolutely, because I was still playing the drinking game while Gerald was fact-checking.
Yeah, every time I'm thirsty, I've been drinking.
Yeah, there's two of you.
Let's see what they have to say.
To Biden's point, and so for me, that's pure poetry, and that's what makes this nation great.
And I think before we get into the numbers and move on, we've got to spend some time appreciating that fact, not just about Uh, Joe Biden, but about who Kamala Harris represents and about who we want to be as criminals.
Um, Scott, I want to play some things that some Republicans have been saying about President Biden, his decision to get out and moving Harris up.
Here's a time where they vilify Republicans.
It's clear these guys don't actually care about democracy.
They don't care about the will of the voters.
They just care about power.
Those 15, 16 million Democrat primary voters, they don't matter.
Now the Democrats are rigging their own elections.
Laura, I mean, this is hysterical.
I mean, it looks like, dare we say it, an insurrection.
Leading Washington Democrats prevailed upon President Biden to toss out primary results and leave the nomination in limbo.
While party bosses anoint I know they're countering it.
I want to see CNN's rebuttal to this.
went through the process and chose this nominee, Joe Biden.
Now a handful of people have gotten together and decided it's not unachievable.
That's not how this system works.
They're violating democratic principles.
I mean, Mike Johnson, Luce Cheney has said that he played a key role in trying to overturn the 2020 election.
She wrote in her book that, she says, quote, when I confronted him with the flaws in his legal arguments, Johnson would often concede or say something to the effect of, we just need to do this one last thing for Trump.
Worse, she says, he was telling other colleagues he was a communist.
Hold on a second, guys.
Something to the effect of.
You see this right now.
You see this right now.
This is what Donald Trump is talking about.
He made a comment regarding democracy, our constitutional republic, and the fact that
someone is being installed.
14 million people voted for Biden.
They're saying that's wrong, that's not democratic.
And these people right now are actively trying to, well, but Liz Cheney said this, January
6th.
These people, they are the enemy of the American people.
And that is why November 5th, 2024, these people are not going.
to determine. They will not be counting the votes. It's not just local representatives or the DNC
counting the votes. It's the media undergirding them. This will be the only place where we ensure
that you know it is bullshit in real time. Remember last time when even Fox News,
they all called Arizona with less than, was it 10 percent or 2 percent of the vote?
Mission Control can fact check me on that.
It was a little higher than that.
We were here and that was a turning point for me.
I felt so helpless.
I said, I know that can't be right.
And by the way, it's a state that was determined by a mere 10,000 votes total.
That's less, that's less than a semi-pro sports team arena.
Think about that.
Less than the Oakland A's for sure.
Yes, absolutely.
I don't understand the sports reference, but I'm sure it's correct.
But that's what, and it was a turning point for me where I said, I kept thinking and ruminating, contemplating, meditating, saying, how can we ensure that this never happens again?
No one in new media had an answer.
And so we've been thinking and preparing to make sure that we have an answer.
These people, CNN, MSNBC, ABC, NBC, CBS, CNBC, and by the way, YouTube, Google, Facebook, Instagram, They're the enemy of a free people.
Be very, very clear about that.
And that's why we're betting it all on black on the election night because we know that that's a night where you need people to serve you and they're not doing it.
Look at their pivot right now.
I want to see their answer as they continue to try and rebut this.
I certainly question his ability to stay in.
Voters got new information when the debate happened.
I think a lot of us...
New information?
By the way, she's a Republican who worked on Donald Trump.
That's what she's their token of...
She says.
Former Trump White House Communications Director.
She looks like one.
He was not the coronated candidate.
He had not accepted the party's nomination yet.
Kamala Harris, when they voted in the primary, they knew they were voting for her as vice president.
But not president.
So our decision didn't actually get any votes.
This was tough inside the party, though.
I mean, the arguments that you're making, Scott, were actually arguments that were being made within our party.
And I hate to say it, but I'm going to need another one because someone's hairspray got in this.
It tastes like watermelon lip gloss.
It does.
It was hard for us.
It's nice to smell, not to drink.
And the fact that frankly a lot of African Americans voted was a real source of rug burn and heartburn inside the party.
Rug burn?
Not to be confused with half Kamala Harris sunburn.
And the rules allowed for this.
And people, you vote for the delegates, and ultimately it's the delegates that make the decision.
And so it's the delegates that will vote for you.
Yes, yes, to save democracy, talk about the technical issues of the rules that allow them to screw you.
And then go cry again over what a great party it is, Van Jones.
And then these cocksuckers will say, well Hillary got the popular vote.
Hey!
Don't talk about Kamala that way!
I think the idea that just party bosses came in and knocked him off isn't right, but this was not easy for us.
You are not wrong, Scott.
There was real heartburn inside the party about this, but we are not a cult.
Take some Prevacid and shut the fuck up.
You're not a cult?
We got new information about our leader, and we decided that We had a responsibility to the country and to the party to give somebody else a shot.
Hold on, listen, listen.
This has been my point all night.
This was not new information.
It was new for us.
Good job.
Can I just say something about this?
Because it comes up all the time.
I think that right-wingers really think that we knew all the time.
You did!
It was obvious the American people knew!
Just to be clear, Van Jones' defense is, I'm an idiot!
Well, that's true.
You think we knew that he wasn't mentally fit?
Who are we, Nostradamus?
What do you think, we got a crystal ball?
Do I look like Zoltar up in this motherfucker?
Hey, I don't know, maybe 70% of Americans knew!
70% of Americans knew, and not one prick on a CNN panel knew?
70% of Americans believed he was unfit, and everyone on CNN, you didn't just say, We disagree with the American people as you do now because you hate a constitutional republic.
You hate a representative government.
You told them they were wrong and they were crazy.
The majority of your own voters said this man is not fit.
Maybe we need someone else.
We need some kind of a primary at this point.
And only you, CNN and NBC, ABC, CBS, and the fact-checkers who are determined to be authoritative by Facebook and YouTube and Google, those are the only people on earth Who thought that not only was former Vice President Biden fit mentally, but he was more fit than Donald Trump.
Don't forget cheap fakes and the attacks on Donald Trump before the debate where we should be looking into Donald Trump's mental fitness because we know how fit, we know how fit that Biden is.
We all know it.
That's what they're saying now, too.
Look, I'm wrong.
I was wrong.
So look, at the speech that night, I told you about half of his speech was ad-libbed.
He had 3,000 words in his speech.
9,000 words ad-libbed.
That we're not in the speech.
9,000.
Joseph Biden couldn't do that if he strung all the words together and we counted that separately.
Okay?
The best words.
If we counted that as 50 words, he couldn't do that.
It wouldn't be possible.
He couldn't do it if he was following the bouncing ball to Schoolhouse Rock.
That's true.
If he was just saying letters of the alphabet.
But listen to me right now.
When they go back to that panel, I want to go back because if he does not, and that person, I can't remember his name, has done a fantastic job of holding their feet to the fire.
Van Jones, you are full of shit.
You did not think that Joseph Biden was perfectly in shape to run for president.
You said it because you wanted him to beat Donald Trump.
And you didn't want this to be about his fitness.
No one thought that.
Go back to 2019, you can find my tweets, you can find Stephen's, probably Nick DiPaolo's as well, saying this guy is not fit to run for president.
Go back to 2016!
Go back to the election night!
I know.
It's not even possible that they are the last people on the planet to figure out that this guy is not cognitively capable of being President of the United States.
And this man, Van Jones, comes on here today and says, we didn't know that.
We didn't know he was unfit.
Meanwhile, with a straight face, months ago, this year, saying, literally, he's in the best shape, the most fit he's ever been.
That was Joe Scarborough.
No, both will be a set of jeans.
Joe Scarborough went harder in the paint than anyone.
Van Jones echoed it.
No one in 81 is going to be better than they were at 35.
There is no door number three.
It is either complete and total incompetence, in which case legacy media, your job no longer exists, or corruption and collusion, in which case your job no longer exists.
It's gone.
You're done.
There is no door number three.
You have to believe that Van Jones and Anderson Cooper Jake Tapper, Mike Wallace, everybody on that panel.
You're carrying his water.
It was never more clear than the fitness of Joe Biden because then you said, oh, it's a speech impediment.
He has had a stutter since he was a child.
Then you said, oh, you're just, it's ageism.
You're going after somebody for this.
Then you said every other possible thing.
By the way, Bernie Sanders, another old guy.
I think he's a good man, but- SON OF A BITCH!
WE'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE!
SHIT!
FUCKING SHIT!
I wish you were here.
DICK FUCKING SOAP OXYGEN!
I'm gonna work as hard as I can to see that Donald Trump, the most dangerous president in American history, is
defeated.
And that Kamala Harris is in fact the next president of the United States.
But before I make a formal announcement, I just want to make certain that the vice president is going to be campaigning on issues.
Like a third house for every household.
Poor Bernie, he's such a pussy.
Still cussing, he's part of the scrutiny.
A balloon for a hairbrush.
a great place to vacation.
And I want to just make sure that the vice president will be working with President Biden
and with me and others to demand that the wealthiest people in this country start paying
their fair share of taxes, that when we have 50% of our elderly people living on $30,000
a year or less, that we expand social security benefits by lifting the cap.
It's like Rain Man.
He's counting toothpicks.
He's looking at the monitor, I bet.
Bernie, shut up.
He believes Bernie.
He's wrong, but he believes Bernie.
I bet in contrasting herself with Trump and making it clear that we have got to save this planet
from climate change Ernie that Believes for workers to join you and we raise wrong in a
way, but he believes burning with the with the very well for a couple of days on
Yes, sir.
I believe him.
So, we've got to start focusing on issues that working class people desperately need to heal when 60%... You mean the working class people who saw a $4,000 increase in their annual purchasing power?
I think they saw it, Bernie.
She's still looking for a governing partner at this time.
We've seen the list of candidates that they are betting right now.
85% of people make less money than me.
There's a problem.
And I wonder if when you look at that And when my wife embezzles money from a community college in Vermont, this is something that shouldn't be allowed to stay.
I'm sorry, I interrupted you, Simpsons unibrow baby.
Do you mean like Mark Zuckerberg?
But I certainly would like to see somebody who has a history of standing up to the oligarchs
who have so much power in this country.
Do you mean like Mark Zuckerberg?
Do you mean like CEOs of Google and YouTube?
I certainly would like to see that person be the vice president.
Do you mean the single greatest transfer of wealth that we saw under COVID to the tune of trillions of dollars to the wealthiest 1% because of your policy of lockdowns?
You guys can fact check that.
You played a role in it.
You were masking up like a p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p It is just possible for the 83rd thousand time that Trump is lying.
No, I don't think that is the case.
I think that the Vice President had a very strong record in the U.S.
Senate.
Well, you tell us one lie, Bernie, and it's the one that matters most.
That not just socialism, but communism works.
It does for him.
Breadlines are great.
It's a good thing.
Lack of competition is a good thing.
It's a good thing.
I get to live fat and happy.
But I just want to hope that in the next few days and weeks, we can make sure that we put together a campaign that focuses on the needs of working class.
So make no mistake about it, I'm with her.
And I'm going to do everything that they can.
I have to bend over to be pegged by the bitch of the party that screwed me in 2016!
And there's nothing I can do about it, Ms.
Collins!
I'm not a fan of the news.
I'm glad he took off four months to breastfeed his child, who also is disappointed in him!
...70% of the people in Israel, in the last poll that was taken, want to resign.
So he came here, and he got a good reception from the Republicans... Are we quiet?
I didn't do the motto.
By the way, hold on, listen, listen.
Hey, Biden, it's time for... Ah, fuck!
Biden, it's time for fresh, young voices.
Kamala's 60.
That's not old.
What?!
She's 81, but 60 is not a young... I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS 60!
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?!
Just saying, 60's not young!
She hasn't been fresh in 39, right?
So that's a different thing.
So thanks for the endorsement, Joe.
HEY!
LOOK BEHIND YOU!
She hasn't been fresh in 39, right?
So that's a different thing.
So thanks for the endorsement, Joe.
Hey!
Look behind you!
There's her eggs!
I don't know, it's like, ah, it's time for those whippersnappers, the 60 year olds, to
take over.
AARP hasn't gotten them yet.
You fascist son of a bitch!
It's not time to bring up her barren womb!
CNN was talking about that earlier.
Yeah, her husband's, uh, I don't know his name because it's not, she took a different, she has her own name.
Whatever.
But her husband, uh, the cuck, his ex-wife and their kids and whatever, the ex-wife's like, yeah, yeah, she helps with our kids or whatever.
Don't say her womb looks like Dune!
I didn't!
I said it looked like, uh, you wouldn't get the Star Wars reference, but Tattoo 8.
Yeah.
Hold on, hold on.
Biden, I revere this office, but I love my country more.
When did that start?
When was the flash of genius moment?
Well, everyone loves their whoever pays them.
No, no, no.
Listen, listen.
I'm sorry.
This doesn't get to go unanswered.
When did the flash of genius moment happen?
It never did.
You were forced out.
That's not democracy.
That's power brokers.
That's Alice Jones type stuff.
Counterpoint!
I was flashed by a member of Mensa on the old train in 1982!
Huge cock!
How big was it?
It made Bernie Guess's look positively like, honey, I shrunk my cock!
Bernie, you're an ignorant slut.
...not as liberal as he is.
He is maybe...
When he said, I love this, I review his office, but I love my country more.
You don't have to say that.
We expect that, actually.
Yes!
Wait, what do you, I just, now I don't believe you.
Not a power-hungry sociopath, yeah.
You said it, now I don't believe you.
I haven't done Bernie Godfrey in at least three years.
Yeah, I know.
It's nice to hear him again.
Sort of.
It was the least popular show ever.
I know.
Where Bernie Godfrey hosted the entire Daily Louder with Crudder for two hours.
You're like, when is this going to stop?
Who was in third chair?
HOW ABOUT NEVER?
YOU UNGRATEFUL PISSHEAD!
It's a great impression.
...Democrats who are actually breathing a sigh of relief and viewing the Trump campaign as rather flat-footed.
The Senate candidate in Pennsylvania, Dave McCormick, put up an ad that cast Kamala Harris as a leftist Bernie Sanders... Wait, Jack, are you kidding me?
Jack Snow?!
He looks like the fat bitch in Stories We Tell in the Dark!
...insubordinate...
Turlish!
What?
That's funny.
Database?
DATABASE!
I'D LIKE TO BASH THEM!
Maybe if I were 40 years younger!
She came around to a number of liberal positions that were not her... she had never spoken
out in favor of the Senate.
Everybody in that campaign was moving.
There are a lot of Democrats saying, why didn't the Trump campaign drop a bunch of millions
of dollars, even if it was crude?
I'd like to bash that!
Senator Sanders, he's done this before.
Maybe if I were 40 years younger and she weren't a filthy whore!
He has a great organization.
Why were they demoralized?
where she could use the help. And there are a lot of Democrats out there who
love Joe Biden for kicking Trump out of the White House but have kind of become
demoralized and despondent even. There was despair Sunday afternoon.
Please fill us in on why that may be, John King. Why were they demoralized?
Donald Trump couldn't even post on X for crying out loud.
They're demoralized because their liberal governor shut down their state and shut down small
businesses and ruined lives and ruined the middle class.
By the way, just so you have kind of an understanding of where these jets were intercepted near Alaska.
That's kind of a big deal.
Russia and China hanging out over there?
I mean, it's pretty close.
I mean, it's not supposed to be exact, but it's pretty close.
That's not good.
Finally, that bitch Sarah Palin has to pay!
I don't think the bridge to nowhere is a big deal anymore.
Let's move on.
You can see Russia from my ass!
Oh, that's not true.
I've never seen your posterior, though, so I'm not sure.
Get in line, Feierstein!
Oh, that's rhyming.
That's a good Democratic platform right there.
You're rhyming.
I make a good cipher!
All right.
Can't wait for that mixtape.
How's your voice?
It's more of an EP!
Oh boy.
Like Linkin Park!
If I keep encouraging this, tomorrow's schedules will be great.
Which, by the way, was the 9-11 of albums!
Linkin Park's last EP.
I think it's time to go to this week's 7 plus 1 things that Biden is confirmed to be doing
in his retirement.
You're forgot to turn in the chamber.
All right, this is actually this week's seven plus one things that former Vice President Biden will be doing and confirmed to be doing in retirement.
Number seven, a long overdue father-son crack cocaine fishing trip.
Oh, come on.
You can't do crack.
That's wholesome.
Come on.
Who doesn't like getting fucking sped up on the lake?
Alligator Gar love the cocaine.
He knows.
Don't let it near the bears, though.
Ends badly.
Seven plus one things that Biden will be doing in retirement confirmed.
Number six, Captain Morgan.
Working on his memoir.
Wow.
Well, for people on audio, that's way worse if you don't see it.
It's the theater of the mind, they say.
A little bit.
7 Plus 1 thinks Biden will be doing in retirement, confirmed.
Number 5, Josh Feierstein.
Settling his feud with Corn Pop in a winner-take-all pickleball match.
Well, that is racist.
It's not fair.
They're not known for playing pickleball.
Corn Pop has a beard.
He didn't challenge him to a swim.
He's a bad dude!
Number four, secretly hiding steaks under chairs at the DNC and letting Major loose.
That is...
Where's the fire hose?
Take that dog on a walk or something, Christ!
How many secret servants, Adrian?
You got a squeaky ball or something?
Why even have a dog?
Seven plus one things Biden will be doing in retirement confirmed from our sources.
Number three, Captain Morgan.
Getting some ink.
Oh, well, that's I gotta say.
What's that say?
That's a lot of things, Ashley!
Yeah, I heart Ashley, that's fun.
We know.
We know, Joe.
Simple as one thing Biden will be doing in retirement.
Number two, Josh.
Starting his new podcast called The Joe Biden Experience.
Derivative!
Sleeping all day!
Doing drugs by night!
All day, every day!
And the number one thing that Biden will be doing confirmed in his retirement is actually taking part in his new reality series, Ice Cream Road Truckers.
That's not fair.
That's an insult to the ice truckers.
That's not fair to the melody.
And the plus one is figuring out who Kamala Harris is.
What?
I don't even know.
Well, I guess that's true.
That's been this week's 7 Plus 1.
I thought the bitch was white!
You forgot Sivan in the chamber!
Well, so did her dad, and so did her Indian mother.
Her dad was Caucasian.
Don't talk about Shyamala Gabara like that.
My mom's name is Shyamala.
And your dad's name is what?
Donald J. Harris?
Yeah.
You're expelled.
He listed himself as Caucasian on her birth certificate, I think.
Really?
Yeah.
So what part of her is black?
I don't know.
We're still guessing.
Hold on.
She was the first.
Hold on, guys.
Research pulled this up.
I think in 2016, Donald Trump tweeted this out.
She was the first Indian senator.
South Asian.
South Asian.
She doesn't say Indian.
Senator.
She says Asian.
Which, by the way, I don't know an Indian person.
I know a lot of them.
I don't know one that calls himself Asian.
Not one.
Technically, well, I'm Asian.
I mean, I'm Indian, but technically Asian.
Georgie boy.
I appreciate it.
It's like, I don't think Egyptians call themselves Africans.
Can I ask the Black Mug Club member something?
Hold on, hold on.
He wants to ask the Black Mug Club something.
Black Mug Clubbers, who would you rather have?
Kamala Harris or Rachel Dolezal?
Charlamagne.
Nah, I'm not gonna add him.
Oh god.
Let me know.
Lowercase g. That's a good question because Razor Dolls all did things for black people.
We had OnlyFans.
Well, that was after.
Come on.
I don't know about that.
That's true.
What?!
It was subsidized.
California Kamala- California's Kamala Harris becomes first Indian American U.S.
Senator.
This is AP by the way, November 8th of 2016.
Let's just, let's just, I mean, but then she became the first black vice president.
Of course.
Depending on, I mean, this is like Joe Biden's playbook where he just claims all of the different, you know, races.
Well he's Greek.
Her campaign slogan was, I can't believe it's not butter chicken.
That's good and also bad.
Too spicy!
What do you mean, where'd it go?
You have it in your hand.
And, by the way, we know, look, a lot of people out there, you know, tonight just thought, ah, this is kind of par for the course.
I will say, very proud of what the team has put together.
I don't think that they could have done a better job helping us.
Fact check this live, my voice is shot.
Thank God we didn't do the interview with Macho Man Randy Savage earlier in the show.
Oh God, because, yeah.
Yeah.
That would have been pretty, pretty tough.
Yeah.
Because it's also terrible because he's a fan of Bernie.
Is he really?
Yeah.
I thought he was dead.
I was raised in Montpelier.
Yeah.
Now we can't tape it tomorrow.
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