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🎵 Welcome to Louder With Crowder's 9th Annual Cultural Appropriation
Month!
🎵 Your sweet gentleman, do what I know 🎵 As we take you across this globe to experience all the wondrous and diverse cultures we have to offer.
Because to appropriate is to appreciate.
This week, join us as we venture to the heart of the terrorist-supporting and mysterious Middle East.
A land of men with comically unkept beards, endless stockpiles of definitely not enriched uranium, and that one Ben Affleck film.
Who the f*** are you?
And until 1979, hot chicks in bikinis!
That's right.
This week, allow us to whisk you away to the land of Iran!
Hold the sip!
...
Well, it's no hookah.
Glad to be with you and of course you welcome your supreme leader, me!
I thought we'd have like music, like Pomp and Circumstance or Vitamin C, we remember?
No, no, no.
We don't have any of those people in my country.
It is cultural appropriation month.
It is Iran today.
We're very glad to be with you.
You can send in, of course, your costumes to me or S Crowder on X using the hashtag appropriate Iran.
As long as you have a picture of your mug in there, we are going to announce the winners of the costume contest, because to appropriate is to appreciate, and that you will win a lock of the hair of Gerald Morgan, who I have not yet introduced.
Let me give you a rundown.
The Nashville Manifesto update.
We have an update there, very quickly.
We also have some of the tweets from me.
We'll be talking about that.
We will be educating you on the history of my country.
Do you know there was a very bad period, 60s, 70s, women were allowed to do the things The good news is we're back to being in the Stone Age.
Just how we like it.
Also, very fun, Star Wars is pretty much dead because they are gay.
This is an abomination, you know this, and it is punishable by flying off rooftops.
It has been raining men in my country.
It's not a season, it is pretty much a year-round, and there have been some people in my country attacking fast food places, but you know, you win some, you lose some.
If at some point today, and I don't know if I will be staying as the Ayatollah all program, you will see this on YouTube!
Head on over to Rumble!
They're fascists!
I'm just kidding it's a show live weekdays at 10 a.m.
Eastern so we will ask you the question of the day for cultural appropriation
who wore it better and also we will see with chat if you want the Ayatollah here
I'll show because concept shows have not that is I don't know why you have me
next meal next to me and CEO second in command and of course a great Persian
historical figure is Xerxes Morgan Eren laughs
It's not gay!
I mean, that's pretty close.
Let's be honest.
That is very good.
It's an homage.
At first I thought you were a hologram, like Tupac.
No.
I am here, my brother.
I also thought he was one of us.
Until I realized that he made up his name and it means nothing.
He's a drama nerd.
Tupac.
He's never been in a gang.
Right?
I don't think so.
Is it hard for you to speak to with the makeup?
No.
No, I just have less respect for myself as a human being.
Oh, come on.
Come on.
That is not possible.
And we have, of course, here today the funniest man alive, August 10th on Saturday.
He will be at the Gas South Theater in Duluth, Georgia.
You can see all of his programs at nickdip.com.
We have Mr. Soleimani.
Yes, I'll be at Kaboom's in Tehran.
That's right, in Tehran.
Look at that.
Look at him right next to himself as a handsome devil.
Uncanny.
This is just another podcast.
It's tough getting through the airport on the way home.
That is a tough way.
You think it's tough for you?
Imagine that guy going through the metal detector.
Can I mention Jacksonville too?
Yes.
It's not booked by a Jew.
Show business, what do you think?
Well, you know.
No, it's a nice Polish kid.
Yeah, that's right, that's right.
Which Jacksonville?
Jacksonville is the night before August 9th at the Performing Arts Theater at the Terry Theater, which is under the roof of the Performing Arts Theater.
And then the next night is Duluth.
Yes, we'll be sure to blow it up.
Duluth.
And here we have, of course, the technical booth.
We have, uh, what, Toolman?
Uh, I am Aladdin.
You are, huh?
How long did it take to get in your costume?
That's Arabian Nights?
Yeah.
We are Persian?
Uh, it doesn't matter.
I don't really know, and of course we know we have a very ugly woman.
And, uh, what, with noodles?
Noodles, what are you?
Just...
Uh, clean energy.
Clean energy!
Yes, that's right.
And what is it that you power?
Laptops.
Perfect.
Good for me!
Yes.
Good enough by me.
Peaceful.
Yes.
Program.
Of course, to appropriate is to appreciate.
We want to educate you on every great country that this planet has to offer because we are the world, except Israel.
And parts of New York.
Some large parts of New York.
And maybe Florida.
And parts of Hollywood near the Grove.
You know, just parts everywhere.
There are parts.
That's right.
Banks.
So let's get a little bit of flavor here.
Some key facts you may not know about Iran.
I'll allow it.
Over 60% of the country's 80 million people are actually under 30 years of age.
Wow.
Oh boy.
That's going to be a problem.
Number two.
Couples that want to get married in our wonderful country must take an hour-long lecture on contraception.
And fast-factory, Iran is the number one country globally for tourism suicide.
Yep.
Really?
We plumped up those numbers and we are number one.
Didn't mention that in the brochure.
It didn't.
Well, we cannot afford brochures.
Our money pretty much goes to lying to the West.
So, let me tell you... We don't have to do this anymore, do we?
No, I think we can.
That's kind of fun.
I know.
The only time we're gonna run it, I gotta at least run it twice.
As many times as we can do it.
Let's just think about this.
I go through the... You don't wear a shirt with a vest and a robe and a cloak?
And it's urban in hot countries.
I know it's a trend now, but I was doing it before it was cool.
So.
Dressing in layers in the desert.
Yes, exactly.
Well, you need the insulation to keep you hotter.
Yes.
No wonder we have a space program.
So Tuesday we are going to be getting to a lot of news.
Look, the beauty is when it's a slow news day and it happens to coincide with Cultural Appropriation Month, there will be a lot that will be dumped here today.
A lot.
I have absolutely no doubt.
Big update on the Nashville Manifesto and the shooter, transgender radical ideologue Audrey Hale.
Tuesday, we told you, and we brought on Michael Patrick Leahy, about the 80 new pages.
That have been discovered, not the manifesto, but writing from the Nashville Covenant school shooter Audrey Hill.
In case you hadn't been there, here's a clip and we'll have a link for you to go watch the full interview.
You reported last night that you've been ordered by the, is it by the court to justify what you've published?
Well, actually, the state court judge, Lucia Miles, who's been handling that case, has ordered me to show up on Monday for a show cause hearing and to determine whether or not we violated her court order and be held in contempt of court.
The problem is we've looked at her court orders, her written court orders, and it says nothing about obtaining a document and writing about it.
We didn't publish any documents.
We've obtained it.
That's first right there.
And Michael Patrick Leahy alluded to some of the content in those pages.
At this point, of course, we're still crossing his T's and dotting his I's, but it was very clear as to the reasons, I guess, that this led to a shooting.
I don't want to say very definitively the motives, but this is someone who was in therapy for 20 years.
This is someone with a deeply rooted hatred of, namely, middle class, white, cis Christians.
We need to kill Noodles Mike, unless it's necessary, because all I hear is your wrinkling.
All I hear is that nuke's wrinkling.
And just yesterday, some of the actual pages, official writings, were released.
So, I believe this was an ex-Matt Walsh, included passages like this, "'F' parents like them who oppose trans ideology, who think of themselves first and their preference of conservative religion, I'd kill to have had those resources.
2007 was the birth of puberty blockers and a newfound discovery for treatment of non-conforming transgender Children.
Isn't it funny that they try and make it seem like children are non-conformists, like they're rebels?
They don't know anything.
2007.
How old would that have made Audrey Hale?
Well, Audrey Hale, these people believe that you can transition as young as six.
Yeah, but I mean, she would probably have been, you know, pretty young to be able to transition.
Like, this was a mental issue that we should have treated as a mental issue, and if we had treated it as a mental issue, and I understand how that looks when I'm like this saying that.
It is not lost on me.
You speak with great authority.
Then we would have been fine.
You have a harem of Spartan boys.
Yes.
Audrey Hale was having a tough time, I understand that, but we did not help.
No.
Nor did the Phalanx formation.
You still killed them all.
It was a high point.
I don't bleed though.
For my country.
You know, sometimes.
Angel Fishers.
Kneel before me.
That's even creepier.
It is a little bit.
He looks good bald.
He does.
I'm either celebrating pride right now, or Xerxes.
And I'm saying Xerxes, I'm just saying somebody out there is going to photoshop me into a pride parade.
Xerxes sounds like the latest Pfizer medicine.
Yes it does, yes.
Sounds like a disease you pick up overseas because you didn't keep your fly zipped.
I got Xerxes and Guam.
Ouch!
We all did.
So, you can send your tips, by the way, with more of these tips.
Really, tips.
It's all about the tips.
It's just about the tips.
At ProtonMail at LWCTips.com.
We will protect our sources.
We're willing to go to jail to protect our sources.
It's in the map backwards.
It's LWCtipsAtProtonMail.com.
Oh, what did I say?
You said ProtonMail.
LWCtipsAtProtonMail.com.
LWCtipsAtProtonMail.com.
There we go.
Apparently we have one of the copywriters for The Drunk.
Nailed it.
Which we don't have in our country.
Oh, you're right!
You did!
Somebody does need to be fired.
Yes, yes.
Drunk.
We don't have alcohol in my country.
Or sex.
Or gays.
Or Jews.
Visit Iran!
So, lobctipsatprotonmail.com.
We'll be covering this.
We have some other undercover stories right now, and of course you can support it by joining at lidowwithcredit.comslashmugclub.
Hey, it's Cultural Appropriation Month.
This is a love letter to you.
It's the ninth year.
Next year's the tenth year.
That will be the last year of Cultural Appropriation Month.
So, these are your last two years to take part.
It's a lot of work.
We've run out of countries.
I don't know what we'll do next year.
So, it's $89 annually if you join up.
We can go mugless for $9.
Okay.
Let's move on.
It's very Iran-focused today.
I don't know if you noticed the theme.
No.
So, right now you have some young Iranians who are protesting their country's strict... You've heard of the knockout game?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a pretty American thing.
They do it a little different in Iran.
They're protesting the strict religious laws through a game that's annoying, not quite as dangerous.
This is real.
Turban knocking When's the beat gonna drop?
I don't know.
Let's play the groove.
Yes.
Oh, there we go.
🎵 Music 🎵 🎵 Scream 🎵
🎵 Laughter 🎵 Jesus!
Even the kids are in it.
Seems dangerous, no?
I mean, you would think so.
It's either like they're all in terrorism, blowing stuff up, or relatively passive.
I don't think there's an in-between.
I don't think there's an Iranian world star.
I don't think there's a lot of street fights.
It's not quite like the knockout game.
I mean, it's just the thing.
Now, if I were to see that in the States, I'd probably grab ahold of the guy who's tipping off someone's turban.
Do you have the right to wear a turban in this country?
That's right.
It's okay in 2024.
It can be silly.
They look like hats, though.
I thought turbans fell apart, like you had to actually wrap these things.
No, the turbans have become more convenient.
It's like the microwave dinner turban.
They're Velcro now.
Nike has it.
It's got a swoosh on it.
Yes, unless you're wealthy, in which case it's a turban weave.
There you go.
They have turban implants as well.
The trend started actually, it was 2022, after the death of Massa Amini, Massa Amini, however you pronounce, who died after being arrested for not wearing a hijab.
So this is something a lot of people don't realize.
Iran, there's a very big gap between the Iranian people and their government.
These people know, or at least they have probably some parents or grandparents who remember what it was like to live in a relatively, for that area of the world it's all relative, a relatively liberated society that resembled something closer to progressing to Western civilization and then of course Islamic I don't want to say Islamic fundamentalism.
Islam got hold.
Anytime Islam takes a hold, Islamic law becomes the rule of the land, and what happens there is you end up with Sharia law, and you end up with violations of human rights.
So they're protesting it now.
And that's... What's that?
Sounds like a drone?
Is that our building?
Yeah, let's keep tabs on that.
Yeah, a little bit.
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Use the code DAD for 20% off.
In my case, can I use it like 54 times?
Yes, you can.
And I don't know how many more.
No, no, no.
You're not the dad.
You're just the... I don't like popping in and out of the character, because it's like, you know, usually you commit.
But in this case, I'll use it when convenient, so I can't be held responsible.
Speaking of which, let's go to... You may not know a whole lot about the Ayatollah.
That's the person who matters in Iran.
Doesn't matter who is elected.
It's the Ayatollah is in charge, right?
This person can also call for a fatwa.
This person... It's not like the royal family, where it's largely symbolic.
The Ayatollah is in charge of Iran.
If the Ayatollah wants religious rule of law, if the Ayatollah wants fascism, guess what?
That's what you get in Iran.
Now the people don't want it.
So you may not know that I, the great Ayatollah Ali Khomeini, and there's Khomeini and Khomeini.
Who am I?
You decide.
Khomeini and Khomeini.
Khomeini?
We actually picked the next Ayatollah by the name being close enough.
That's the process.
We have a conclave.
There's a gray smoke.
You may not know that I am the supreme leader of Iran, but here is proof for you.
you.
This mischief, this intrusion, this vulgarity, this disgrace, is in his own actions.
This grave of America will not fall from the mouth of the people of Iran.
All the people of Iran will be hit in the mouth.
After that, they will be hit in the mouth.
The Islamic Republic will be held accountable for these crimes.
If it is proven that he collaborated with these crimes, and was involved in these crimes, he will be punished.
A more dashing man there has never been.
I mean, a few.
No.
I'm also, by the way, a prolific, along with being Supreme Leader, chosen by God, a prolific poster on X, formerly Twitter.
You get it.
Here are some of my recent favorites from me.
I praised the pro-Hamas protesters on U.S.
college campuses, who were also funded, by the way, by our good friends in Qatar.
Largest foreign investor in American institutions.
You may not know this.
I'd rather you don't.
Let's scrap that.
This is not live.
Cut!
Yes.
Cut it.
Cut it out.
Let's just keep it secret.
It's fun money.
So I actually praised on X these pro-Hamas protesters.
I X'd!
Dear University students in the United States of America, you are standing on the right side of history.
Now, you could be on the more right side of history, if you showed those Jews what's what.
The old one-two, BAM!
I also encouraged Americans to become more religious.
I said, dear university students in the U.S., my advice to you is to become familiar with the Koran, which is very hard to do with ugly lesbians.
True.
That sounds like a threat to me.
No!
Yes, a little bit.
No, let me clarify.
If you don't turn to the Koran, you know, then the fact is you will be subject to dimitude or you will be executed.
Okay, so I go back to my original statement.
It sounds like a threat.
Xerxes, you're like, you're always trying to do the philosophy.
Oh, like, does he mean it?
Does he not?
Come on, stop with the moral ambiguity, okay?
I've been around longer than you.
I was emperor before you ever became whatever it is you are.
Shave your back.
Supreme leader of what?
On President Trump.
My country.
I said, uh, this.
Me, Ayatollah.
That guy has tweeted that we see Iran responsible for the events in Baghdad and we will respond to Iran.
First, you can't do anything, Trump.
Second, if you were logical, which you're not, you'd see that your crimes in Iraq, Afghanistan have made nations hate you.
Unlike us, Iran, who are beloved the world over.
Yes, I post a lot.
We're more popular in my day, I'm just saying.
What about you, Ursula Maney?
You've been very quiet today.
Yes.
You're pensive.
I have the... Chlamydia?
Yes.
Oh, well.
My dick's dripping like a busted pipe.
Oh, jeez.
What?
There he is.
We've all been there.
We've all been there.
Also, in my country, we don't have pipes.
So the analogy may be lost.
A little bit.
Good point.
Computers, we have rooftops, and plummeting gays.
Is that the noise they make?
That is the noise they make.
In Mexico.
In Mexico, not here.
They say, DIOS MIO!
In Iran, they take their lickings.
There's a bomb on your desk.
I just noticed the bomb is counting down.
It only has five minutes left.
Five minutes, we're screwed.
So I will ask you this, Kamil.
Who is a better follow on X than the Ayatollah?
Answer!
Nobody.
I will let you comment if you answer nobody.
I don't think that's how it works.
Well, you know, we can edit the comments.
We can censor.
Oh, well that's nice.
That's right.
Private platform, something like that.
You literally have a picture of you over your shoulder.
I didn't even see that!
Over the other shoulder.
That's fast!
That picture must have been taken not more than four minutes before my Supreme Broadcast.
That's you in fifth grade.
Under threat of death, they do it.
Look at that guy.
My only regret in life is that there is not a clone of me so I could make love to him.
That sounds like Liberace.
No, no, no, no.
It's not gay if it's you.
Oh, is that how that works?
Yes.
Oh, go fuck yourself.
Well, that's the thing.
I would be straight as an arrow.
So, alright, if you look up...
Uh, Iran today.
Uh, or if you, and you look at them throughout history.
You'll actually see, this is one thing a lot of people don't realize, and this happens with, with Muslim countries everywhere.
We've talked about this, uh, Gerald.
You're all, you're both so quiet.
Is it because you can't talk with your makeup?
You're afraid of me?
No, no, I'm fine.
Nothing, nothing.
I just didn't, I didn't sleep well.
Well, do you want me to ask why?
Fucking maid snored.
I just kept banging to get out of the closet.
I didn't know if you wanted to discuss last night's goings-on.
We'll get to that.
I don't want to interrupt this.
I'm actually watching the show!
Please do!
Help me!
Somebody!
I'm the Supreme!
And this is the first reason that Gerald was brought on the show.
He used to teach a private course on apologetics related to Islam.
Yeah, Christian's response to Islam.
And a lot of people don't know that they'll point to a moderate Islamic country today, and there's always an example of one that is more moderate, but it changes decades.
There is no country that has remained moderate for a sustained period of time.
No, I mean, the religion has a blueprint.
Yes.
It is supposed to be how you organize society.
It's supposed to be ruled by them.
It's a theocracy.
There's no country where they're like, hey, we have leadership and we also happen to be Muslim.
It is a theocracy that is kind of blueprinted out.
And so really, it's just some of those other countries.
It's like, OK, well, you're nominally Islamic.
You just happen to be in the Middle East.
At one point, Iran.
Yeah.
And then at one point, remember, Turkey, they were about to join the European Union, or they were trying to.
People were vacationing in Turkey, and then Taken 2 came out.
Yeah.
I'd like to buy a timeshare.
Oh wait, terrorism?
Never mind.
So, by a coach for an American accent, Liam.
And today, I guess you might point to the UAE, but again, you don't know the subterranean, I guess, sort of culture that people actually have to live there, the residence.
It's very different from tourists.
There's kind of rules for thee, not for me.
And then, of course, you look at Iran today, and you can't imagine a time when Iran was different, when Iran would have been, for example, more progressive, or I don't want to use the term progressive, more free than other places in the Islamic world, and then was snatched away from them.
So comment below what you know about the history of Iran.
And it's sad.
The people of Iran, very much like the people of China, they are not in line with their government because they don't really have a say in their actual government.
So if you look at Iran today, you may see what appears to be the most oppressive authoritarian regime in the world.
Iranians are not happy with the way the government is treating them.
In this clip, two women wait in line at a supermarket.
have been engulfed by these demonstrations, many of them women, most of them women, who
are clashing with violent security forces.
In this clip, two women wait in line at a supermarket.
A man enters, attacks them by pouring a tub of yogurt over their hair to cover it.
By the way, that's not a beauty thing.
It's not a fashion thing.
Oh, it's not?
I know you're thinking yogurt, probiotics.
No.
Does nothing.
Just like argan oil.
It's not mane and tail?
No, it's a scam.
It's a scam.
It's almost like he hates women.
All those clips could have been in New York.
They could have been, no!
The subway, the college campuses, somebody getting hit with yogurt in a bodega.
It looks like New York.
Just fewer lesbians.
Way fewer.
Yes.
But you do have to ask yourself if these people, again, it's not what does the left do in this country, it's what would the left do if completely unfettered, if they didn't have the checks and balances.
It's not what do moderate Muslims in the United States do today, and there are plenty of Muslims who are your neighbors who, by the way, probably share a lot of your values.
It's what do Islamists collectively seek to accomplish wherever they gain a significant amount of power.
Historically, there is no exception.
There is not one exception.
It becomes an authoritarian fascist hellhole.
Is anyone else hearing that ringing or is that tinnitus in the ear?
Uh, the bomb has hit zero.
Oh.
Oh no.
It's starting to count down again.
Oh boy.
Okay.
I thought I was getting tinnitus again.
It's like, oh no.
Yeah, I think it's a dud.
Ugh.
Yeah, suicide bomber left in here.
He's disappointed.
Got it at Radio Shack, Clarkson.
It's a Tandy product.
We still have Radio Shack.
It's right next to our blockbuster.
Yes.
Why do you laugh?
You prefer family video?
No.
Federated.
Well, we are soon.
We're going to be getting Rocky IV.
I hear it's quite a nail-biter.
You have good products.
I can't believe it's not hummus.
Country tabouleh.
I didn't know what tabbouleh was until like in my 20s.
You mean partially with the thing on it?
Yeah, it's grass clippings.
It's delicious though.
And good for you.
You don't like it?
I don't like it.
You're a horrible Xerxes.
I am not.
So you may not know this until you look at Iran's timeline.
Let's look at the timeline and show you how peaceful Iran once was and what the people would like to see in the country today.
Let's go to 1963.
Okay, so you have Shah Mohammad Reza Pahlavi, if I'm getting that right.
launched what was known as the white revolution. Well, yeah, I guess you can do that in the
Middle East. Yes. And the revolution was aimed at ending what they saw as feudal rule, what they saw
as westernizing the country. It included a few main points that they were seeking to institute.
Land redistribution, profit sharing, nationalization of forests. They wanted a literacy
core. They wanted to be selling state factories and they wanted electoral reforms like women's
Hold on, one of those is not like the other.
I know, exactly.
Nationalization of forests.
We want land redistribution, we want profit sharing, we want the state to sell factories, and we want women to be able to ruin our country.
Absolutely!
Yes.
What about the forests?
The truth is they can't do as much damage here when they vote, because unlike in the States, the very first thing they did was, you know, banning alcohol.
That was a bad move.
They can't do that here.
They can't do that.
No.
30 banned.
They can't.
So this pissed off Islamists.
You had people like, well, the original, Rahul Khomeini, who was calling for the establishment of Islamic law, the Islamic state.
He was exiled to Iraq in 1964.
Okay.
Then you go to the 1970s.
The Shah's Iran kind of started coming into Western civilization in a lot of ways.
Women were allowed to vote.
They were allowed to serve in government.
They can't nail everything.
Rights were extended to minorities, including Jews and Christians.
Think about that for a second.
That's a huge thing.
There was more freedom as far as free enterprise.
It even looked in a lot of ways back then.
Look at Iran today.
Picture it.
this is what Iran looked like in the 70s.
Damn!
Normal.
Is that Ryan O'Neal?
I had two women almost kissing.
That was like a sitcom intro.
Believe it or not, but I am supreme.
Where could I be?
I'm out bombing Jews.
Oh, it's always that.
Ayatollah.
Not you.
The late 1970s, the Shah also then, unfortunately, became more repressive.
So you go, moment of freedom.
They started using secret police to completely suppress any type of opposition.
You go to 1978, the Shah's forces opened fire on a crowd of demonstrators.
They were killing hundreds, hundreds, by the way, opened fire on a crowd of demonstrators.
Here, you see a few beanbags, you know, on people who are blocking the quad at a university, and you claim that it's a gross violation of human rights.
Think about this.
In Iran, 1978, a crowd of demonstrators, hundreds, opened fire.
Real bullets.
Dead.
Okay.
That starts a revolution.
1979.
January.
The Shah's government collapsed.
He had to go into exile.
Noticing a pattern?
Then, February 1979, Khamenei returned to Iran and set up a provisional government.
That's when it became Ayatollah.
There you go, Ayatollah, which is kind of effectively... Look, I think that was what the Shah was kind of trying to fight against, and look at where we are now.
I'm not approving of his methods to fight against that, but the religious movement that he saw coming And he wasn't a good guy from all accounts, right?
So I'm not defending the Shah.
But what he saw coming wasn't wrong, that this would end up being a repressive regime that over time would absolutely destroy any semblance of freedom in this country, at least for most people.
If you're a man, then you have at least a little bit better of a shot.
If you're rich or wealthy and connected in the religious hierarchy, then you're fine.
But everybody else is kind of getting screwed.
By this.
And he saw that coming.
So that's why he was a little bit more repressive.
But then obviously going too far.
Killing hundreds of people and just shooting them.
You can't do that.
Obviously they overthrew him.
But you can understand where his fear was.
Right.
Right?
In this religious theocracy coming in and trying to take over the country.
Right.
So now you basically have Ayatollah.
Okay.
This brings us to October 1979.
You may not know this.
The Great Monthaneer.
Yeah.
Great Monthaneer.
The Shah, admitted by the way by Jimmy Carter, traveled to the United States to receive cancer treatment.
How about none?
The Shah?
Anyone from a foreign hostile entity at that point.
It's like, you know what, sorry, we can't trust any of you at this point.
He was fine.
We're the only nation who sees a foreign adversary, and I get it, not everybody is, and we provide them, I guarantee you, free of charge cancer treatment.
No, I understand, but the Shah was not our enemy.
I know.
He was in exile, and the Khomeini was the guy who was our enemy, and obviously he got pissed off by us helping his enemy.
But do you doubt that even the Ayatollah, if he asked, would get cancer treatment in the United States?
100%.
That's the difference between the United States.
Would there be a co-pay?
That's not the question.
The question is, would he accept that help, because it's going to be a Jew doctor.
That's true.
We would make sure of that.
Am I right, my friends?
Yes.
Absolutely.
Here are your options.
Goldstein.
Goldberg.
I knew a Muslim in Montreal who refused.
He walked in to get his cataracts removed and he heard the man's last name.
It was Jewish.
Walked out.
Absolutely not!
Nope!
I don't need his help!
And then he walks into a door because he can't see.
He got Maxwell smarted.
Fell down an elevator shaft.
This means nothing!
So then we go to November 4th, 1979, backed by, again, we go back to Khomeini.
Militants stormed the United States Embassy, took 52 American hostages.
You may have seen some of this with Argo, the film, but here's an actual history refresher.
The seizing of the U.S.
Embassy happened in the wake of the Islamic Revolution, which occurred in Iran from 1978 to 1979.
More than 60 American hostages were seized.
More than 50 of them were held for 444 days.
Gosh, way to go Jimmy Carter.
You screwed that up so bad.
I remember the helicopters crashing in the desert when they were practicing and everything else.
Listen, that was the time that you go into Iran and you You cannot take over an embassy.
You cannot hold our people hostage.
There is no 400-plus days.
Are you kidding me?
Believe it or not, if you listen to the liberal podcasts, and I do, they actually try and blame that crisis on Ronald Reagan.
Yeah, I was gonna say.
Have you heard them do that?
Of course.
Because he was running for president when it happened?
Yeah, they try and blame it on him.
He wasn't the guy in charge.
Yeah, I was just listening to an American History podcast, like, you know, a little-known fact about Reagan, and it's like, yeah, stop.
So, June, uh, in 1989, that's where Ayatollah Khamenei died and was replaced by a new Ayatollah, Ali Khamenei.
Ah!
I know.
Oh man, these names.
Like Caesar.
Khamenei, Khomeini, Khamenei.
And, of course, that person to this day remains the brutal dictator of Iran to this very minute, the Ayatollah.
Last month, Iran's president, we talked about this, Ibrahim Risi, died in a helicopter crash.
People were saying, this is going to change the whole world.
The president really has no authority.
Remember when you had people clickbait online saying, oh, this is going to be World War III.
Has anything changed?
No.
The Ayatollah is the one in charge.
They're in the process of electing a new president.
Oh, come on.
Why even do that?
I know.
Just save yourself the time and the hassle and just say, you!
Yeah.
Well, let's give you some insight into the candidates.
Compared to women... Very pretty women in bikinis, by the way, in Iran.
Persian women... That looked like it could have been the United States in some ways.
Yeah, it did.
In a nice way.
In a nice way.
I mean, we're not talking about Lizzo twerking.
We're talking about women in modest bathing suits.
I was going to open a waxing place over there and be a billionaire.
Oh my gosh, yeah, you'd be a makeup torch.
Well, there's always... You can just go to the Armenian set.
You can go to Glendale.
Hair salons for women?
Not that popular.
No, not as popular.
I don't even think they do manicures, but mani-pedis.
They do for the men.
Who knows?
Wear a lot of rings.
So here's some of the candidates right now for president, just in case you thought, well, maybe they're on the right track.
This one man, Saeed Jalili.
He's a hardline, hardline Islamist ideologue.
His slogan is actually, Great Jihad for Iran's lead.
Wait, what?
That's the slogan.
Mistranslation?
And here they try and say that Make America Great Again is extremism.
Great Jihad for Iran's Leap!
Can you imagine?
Here?
Look!
Look!
Make Great Jihad for America's Leap!
I don't know, this is the inception of some character.
No Jews!
Not a one.
Except for my accountant.
Is Khomeini doing Trump?
This guy is the former head of Iran's nuclear negotiating team.
So actually, maybe pretty good, because they got quite a bit with the administration.
And screwed us royally.
And he's actually so extreme their Revolutionary Guard tried to stop his bid.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Really?
Yes.
When the Revolutionary Guard is saying, oh wait, that guy's a little extreme.
That's too much.
Listen, we will kill women in the streets for not wearing the scarf and everything, but this guy?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's bad.
No.
Look, I'll provide all the references.
I don't really care because whoever wins, it doesn't matter.
You have the mayor of Tehran who's also running, who's also an Islamic fundamentalist.
You have another hardline ideologue.
Mustafa?
Yeah, Mustafa.
Yeah.
Who's a member of Iran's death committee.
He's approved mass execution of thousands of political prisoners since the 1980s.
The point is, here you say, I have to pick the lesser of two evils.
There you have to pick the most evil of all the evils.
That's pretty much your choice.
These people are all bad.
I know!
I'm holding my nose, pulling the lever, and hoping for the best!
He was on the death committee?
Perfect!
I like you.
Every candidate is bad.
And of course, last but not least, former advisor and then sultan, Agrabah Jafar.
He's also running.
And you know what?
Honestly?
Is that him?
That would be my pick.
That would be my pick.
Iran was a place that was beautiful at one point in time.
There's no reason for Rand to be an awful, awful... You want to see it again?
Let's see it again.
Look, that's our time square!
With me we could go Jafar.
I don't like that we spent that much time on a shitty pun.
How much time did we waste?
You can never go too far with Jafar.
Worth it!
So, none of it is any good, and it is entirely the way that it is.
So funny.
Because of Islam, to be clear.
Hashtag not all Muslims, but Islam.
If you read the Quran, Hadith, if you look at what Muhammad preached, Iran is not too far off.
Most of, and I get Persian, most of the rest of the Arabic world is not too far off.
You cannot say, when people say, hey, you look at these extremist Christians, well, hold on a second, if a Christian opens fire on a bunch of innocent civilians, it's pretty easy to see the daylight between that and what not only Jesus preached, but how Jesus lived.
For example, let me give you, and I've talked about this quite a bit, if someone commits murder, right, mass murder, and they say, I'm doing it because I'm a white Christian fundamentalist, which almost Pretty much never happens.
But if they do it, you go, okay, hold on a second.
Did Jesus preach that?
No.
Okay.
Did Jesus kill anybody?
No.
Did he mass murder anybody?
No.
Did he call for the death?
No.
All right.
If you have an Islamic terrorist saying, we're going to oppress women, okay, did Muhammad?
Yes.
If they say, we're actually going to kill people who are apostates or Jews, did Muhammad do that?
Yes, he did.
Killing Christians and Jews?
He did it.
Did he call for it?
Yes.
You can say that maybe some interpretations are murky.
You cannot argue that he didn't do those things himself.
Right.
Maybe you can say it was at a time of war.
It wasn't!
That's a huge difference too.
Early Christianity, and think about this for a second, and you've talked about it in your apologetics, early Christianity spread even though people were being executed, right?
Martyrs.
Yeah.
Spread by word of mouth.
Okay?
Islam, with no real known oppressors, because it wasn't a religion that people were super concerned about at that point in time, was spread by the sword.
So, you were facing martyrdom.
You spoke.
No one really knew what you were doing.
No one really knew who you were following.
You killed.
That's the spread of these two religions, and that's why you see two very different results.
Does that make sense?
Do you disagree with it?
Comment below.
And we'll be taking your chats on Islam, and of course your costumes on Mug Club here today.
Here we go.
And so one of the things, too, I feel like we have missed a really good opportunity.
There's been a movement, I think it's the Green Movement or something like that, or one of their colors was green, I can't remember, in Iran, for freedom.
I am a god, you do realize.
Sorry, it's hard with the beard.
Yeah, I know you claim to serve one that's fake, but nonetheless.
You look like a bowling trope.
You have a huge penis on your desk over there?
I do, I do.
That's actually... I know, sex toy.
That is actually model sized.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, that's not... This is, it's not like an airhead shoe, actual size.
The nuclear program for laptops should be so lucky.
Shaped after you.
Got it.
But no, we missed a great opportunity and we've been missing it for the last couple of decades to support that movement from the United States, right?
And just to have little head nods towards that kind of revolutionary freedom-seeking people that live in Iran that don't want to live in a repressive society.
And I think we've missed out on great opportunities to make progress there.
That sucks.
Talkin' about the Green Revolution.
And Obama missed it.
of the world because now we're paying for the price. You can't live without freedom for too
long until you have a generation that never knew what it was in the first place. And it's very hard
to yearn for something that you have no idea what it is.
Good point. Right? We're talking about the green revolution. Yeah, green revolution. And Obama missed
it. He did. Big surprise, huh? Yeah.
You know, you're talking about my opinion.
Fuck him, I don't like him!
You know, you're talking about my penis, and I want to move on, but you know, I played rec hockey for a while.
Yes, yes.
Do you know what my nickname was?
What?
Hold this, the rocket, Rekak.
Fuck.
Destroy this fucking country.
I saw where it was headed.
I don't think Star Wars killed us, Nick.
It didn't help.
You remember Bill Burr did that on Conan, and then Bill Burr was in Star Wars.
Oh, that's right.
There's a difference between me and him.
I don't get it.
Like, you got a bear with a crossbow and shit, right?
And then he's there, and it's just, you're watching him.
Come on.
Dude.
Come on.
Dude, right?
Like, come on.
We're gonna have to admit that not every beating just falls from the sky.
Like, dude, what are you doing?
Just shut up.
Dude.
I like him.
I used to like him, but he softened.
Red Rocks.
It's not my favorite special.
So, Star Wars.
Okay.
This is important because it shows you that no one is too big to fail.
I'm not just talking about banks.
I'm not talking about airlines.
Culturally, this is different, right?
There used to be a point in time where you say, well, look, Hollywood creates what it creates.
If you don't like it, don't watch it.
There are no alternatives.
They're just going to be making money hand over fist because the barrier to entry is too great.
That has changed.
It has changed in a lot of ways.
Young people, this isn't necessarily a good thing, but they aren't saying, I want to be an actor, I want to go to Hollywood.
Number one job for a period of time was to be a YouTuber.
Yep.
They see that.
Or an influencer.
Yeah, just as glamorous.
And so Disney doesn't have the stranglehold that they did.
And then, if you throw kind of an accelerant on that dumpster fire, it's making everything gay and woke to the tune of Billions and billions of dollars in losses.
So let me sort of fill you in.
I know a lot of you know this, but let's put a timeline to it.
So, since acquiring Star Wars, Disney, they've made some decisions that people don't necessarily think were in their best interest.
So it starts off with something just a bad storyline killing off Han Solo
It's so hard to take it seriously I can see how he would be upset.
Is that a real scene?
Yeah, it's a real scene.
That's real.
And some people are like actually really sad when they see it.
They're like... You don't want Han to die.
Oh yeah.
It's just a bad character arc, but then you get a little weirder making Luke drink, uh, there's no other way to say it, green, green titty alien milk.
What?
What the fuck?
And then there's some that just show...
Then there's some that just show lazy writing, like dropping gravity bombs...in space.
Yeah, good research.
I know some say there was some propulsion mechanism.
I don't think there was.
I have watched that before and seen that and I'm just, I just, it never occurred to me until just now when I was like, that's right.
Did you see the scene when they're smoking on the spaceship?
Well, that's true too.
Yeah.
That's, that's a bad idea.
I'm just saying they're idiots.
Yeah.
Just ask the Apollo astronauts if that's a safe bet.
Yeah, exactly.
That's why they had to eat dehydrated ice cream.
It's not.
I just wanted to fit in that fast fact.
Good job.
But their new creative decisions, and you see this, all of these woke decisions that they've also made in this show, Acolyte, I think is going to be the nail in the coffin.
They're losing billions, but now they're going to lose even more billions, plural.
So episode three of the series, we actually just learned that the main Jedis were conceived By lesbian space aliens.
Wait, what?
They're not obsessed with this sexual... That's how Jedis come to be.
Lesbian space aliens.
Here's a clip.
Cheers to a bright clean energy future for Massachusetts.
Cheers to lowering energy costs.
Cheers to great new clean energy jobs for Massachusetts workers.
Cheers to investing in America!
And to beer.
That woman, Elizabeth Warren, she moves like a muppet.
Do you notice that?
It's like she doesn't know how to use her hands.
She's like, oh, I didn't realize there was stuff in this.
I thought it was gel.
It's real.
Ah!
Ah!
Beer!
Careful, it's still liquid.
It's like it's taped to her hand.
It looks like a drink black people would love.
Paper towels?
Oh, this is what happens with the Cultural Appropriation Month.
Shoot.
Shit.
I got water all over myself.
The how-to-do.
They're telling me it's Mountain Dew.
Oh!
Oh, good.
Mountains don't.
How long has it been there?
Is it fresh Mountain Dew?
Is it safe?
You know what, let's try it.
It's been three, four hours.
Tastes like mama's basement.
Okay.
Tastes like that gorilla tit.
Sorry, that was obviously the wrong yeast infection.
I mean, clip.
Here's a clip of the lesbian space jedis.
Power one!
Power two!
The power of many!
That's the power of muff!
That impregnates people?
Muff lift us up where we belong!
The power of muff is just... Sorry!
And it's not a surprise that the show is so gay slash lesbian slash whatever when the show creator Leslyle Hedlund told us that it would be.
I want to ask you both because this is, I would say, arguably the gayest Star Wars I've seen by a considerable margin.
And that's coming from that guy.
Are you excited about this?
I'm here for it!
Seems you're about to swallow the universe.
Look at them, they're proud they ruined a franchise.
You sound like you're gay.
How do you feel?
Am I gay?
Yes.
No, I know you are gay, but I'm asking, are you excited about putting this together?
Excited about it?
This is going to be a talking point.
Is it going to be a talking point?
I'm sure some nerds are gay.
Like when your dad left.
Well, some nerds are very not gay and are very threatened by gay stuff.
Well, that's true.
But in my world, nerds are gay.
You have a very small world.
No, I don't think so, and yet people have told me that it's the gayest Star Wars, and I frankly You're offended?
Into it.
I think that Star Wars is so gay already.
I'm with her.
Once in my life, a black woman.
Shut up, Nick.
I think the fans like it.
They don't.
I'm glad you're into it.
The fans are not.
The series also includes a non-binary black lead actress because, you know, it's 2024.
A gay Jedi.
Star Wars' first trans actor where everyone watches and just acts as though it's the gender that they're portraying themselves to be.
Of course, a trans writer.
This is just what they do with Star Wars.
What?
No, not right now.
I'm in the middle of a segment.
Not the suicide bombing right now.
So, the critics on Rotten Tomatoes love it, of course.
This is a trend.
And the audience hates it.
Critics?
85%!
Needs more muff!
Scissor me tambours!
More muff!
More muff!
And I will always muff you!
Imagine Kevin Costner, just a butch lesbian carrying out Whitney Houston in the bodyguard.
That's a beater.
Carrying out Lena Dunham.
You'd need two lesbians to do that.
Knees buckling.
So critics 85%, audience 20%.
And you know, but hey, look, they took us, you know, sometimes you take a flyer, we do that on this show.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like Cultural Appropriation Month.
It's true, it happens.
It doesn't always work out, but for them it only costs, you know, a crisp $180 million to produce.
And, uh, their losses...
🎵 And that proves it's pure propaganda.
Yes.
They don't care about profit.
Just get that message out.
Exactly.
No, you're right.
When people say, oh, it's all a profit motive.
They will put profit aside if they think they can push propaganda for a period of time and eventually, hopefully, it becomes profitable.
Yeah, ESPN did it.
Yep, ESPN did it.
They did it, remember, when Bush was president with Lions for Lambs, redacted, renditioned.
They all lost money, right, where they were just tarring and feathering our troops.
And then they said, well, you know what, it's important to make this film.
And then when Obama was president, all of a sudden, all the films about corrupt government just went away.
Yeah.
And then they came back.
But also the female leads, where they kind of shoehorned female leads into these movies, like all-female casts on Ghostbusters, Ocean's 8, all of that stuff.
And we're like, look, you can have different movies that feature female leads, that's fine, but don't shoehorn it into something that doesn't need it.
And they all fail very miserably.
Raging Bull Dyke.
That actually works!
You keep getting me down!
Stop it!
Oh, the Raging Bull Dyke.
Stop it!
Just Caitlyn Jenner, you'll make my food better.
These hands, I'll never get to fight the best there is because of my bad mani-pedi.
That's too feminine for a live.
So Disney movies, they lost an entire billion dollars.
A whole billion.
A whole billion in 2023 alone.
Wow.
The good news is they plan to right the ship with a Qui-Gon Jinn lemon party.
Oh, come on.
And we weren't even sure about doing that.
Take it off.
Oh, jeez.
What the hell was that?
Take it off.
Okay.
That makes me look straight.
That's gonna be enough for me.
I can't wait for this.
I don't have time for this.
Okay.
Well, we didn't ask.
It just...
Alright.
The bomb was a dud anyway.
Yeah, it was a dud.
Oh.
Oh no.
Oh word.
Maybe not.
Problem solved?
Do we have the reinforced doors?
We do, we're fine.
Apparently.
He's not fine.
He painted the wall.
The problem with suicide bombs, you know, you should be Iranian by Iranian.
Um... Never trust the bomber with all his fingers.
No.
You don't want to be early, either.
No, you don't want to be early.
I'll be right on time when you're... It really does require some finesse.
Yeah?
Yeah, you know, you have to give them credit where it's due.
So, Disney's not going to write the ship, and I will say that Iran probably looks to the United States and they see lesbian space aliens and they say, you know what?
Maybe we have it right over here.
They're not all wrong.
They're not all wrong.
I mean, if they're like, no, we don't want this as part of our culture, thank you very much.
I understand where you're coming from.
It's just your methods.
That's what's happening in Russia.
Yeah.
Even though, is Putin a fascist dictator?
Sure.
Of course.
But he goes, look at what they have in these days.
Look, do you want the scissoring Jedis?
Like Space Babies?
He goes, oh no, you want to go?
Look, I will buy you the ticket to the United States.
You want to defect?
Okay, let's see what's going on right now.
Oh, Gay Pride Parade!
I'll leave this with you for five minutes.
You make your choice.
Walks out.
Or the Kardashians.
Yeah, or the Kardashians.
And then they're just alone in a padded room throwing up, and they pledge allegiance to the motherland.
First time I saw the Kardashians, I said, maybe ISIS has a point.
Yes, yes.
They're not all wrong.
So let's go back to Iran.
I know we have to.
We have to.
I do.
By the way, I think it's the Republic of Iran.
They will say Iran is like a completely different country.
We're the Republic of Iran.
Fine, the Republic.
I don't care.
We're a republic.
I don't care.
Yeah, we're a real republic.
Look, it's not democracy, it's the representatives who you vote and don't give a shit.
So there's been a string of fast food attacks, actually, not just in Iran, but in Iraq.
And it was apparently caused, though, by Iranian agents.
Here you go.
Bye!
What are they doing?
They throw one chair and they kind of move on.
That all started because somebody didn't clean the Freilator.
So KFC in Baghdad was attacked like three times in two weeks, and the Iraqi government arrested 12 people for the attacks.
This is going on right now.
You know, Atlanta, their Waffle House said, hold my 40.
So this is one of those things where it's just, I mean, it's kind of cute.
But the attacks on KFC and these other American-style restaurants, they took place due to the United States' support for Israel.
So think about this for a second.
What goes after freaking KFC?
I'm nervous.
Now they have the Colonel's Secret Recipe.
Yes!
What is the 52nd secret spice?
Jew!
Oh no!
Don't have any!
Fudge!
We're fresh out!
No Jews here!
Not fresh out.
We've always been out.
None in my country.
Tree piece and a grenade.
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And our sources suggest it may just be another case of restaurant rivalry.
Oh, geez.
Yeah.
And that's...
Okay.
Oh, geez.
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
Again?
Is that a drone?
Gerald, do you know anything about this drone?
I don't, man.
It's headed to Wendy's.
I never got a memo about this at all.
You think you get the memo for a drone?
I mean...
Alright.
Thanks tool man.
Yeah.
He got hit by tartar sauce.
He squirted tartar sauce.
That looked me at the hotel.
That's like making him dig his own grave but of shame.
Like you're gonna put the bird poop on you.
Best father ever.
Changed my mind.
I just did.
Yes, exactly.
Oh, by the way, I completely forgot.
I'm supposed to actually, I guess, mention this because our clip went wrong today.
It's Cultural Appropriation Month.
I don't know if you guys realize this.
You can go on social.
So much happens right before the show that we're just hustling and, you know, some things get missed.
I forgot to mention this earlier.
Yeah, that's right.
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Could we get, do you think we could get the solar generator here?
I think, maybe.
That'd be nice.
Yeah, that'd be kind of a cool thing to have.
We need to start asking for free stuff from sponsors.
Can I ask a question about that product?
Yeah.
It's solar generated, but isn't the mushroom cloud gonna block that?
I don't know, I'm not a mushroom cloud expert, but I would assume if Skynet falls, none of this is relevant.
This is almost all churd-ish.
Churlish.
It's churlish.
Churlish.
So, uh, what else?
Oh, we have the costume contest winners.
Am I wrong?
We do.
We do have the costume contest winners.
Do we have some, we have some happy music there?
The kid?
All right, Cultural Appropriation Month, we will be announcing next week, and I believe we just have two weeks this week because we have the big debate.
Right, and we're not going to do this for the debate.
No, we're not.
There's no way we could be in costume.
If we thought we would get them on as guests before.
When's the debate?
It's June, is it 27th?
27th.
Two weeks from tonight.
June 27th, we'll be live fact-checking, drinking game, guest surprises, you know, that's where... My question is, who will Trump be debating?
Stop it!
You think someone volunteers?
I swear my mother's ass it won't be Biden.
In two weeks, Nick?
Yes!
That's a horrible thing to say.
Don't you understand how these people play?
They got something up their sleeve.
They're gonna roll Oprah out there.
She just said the stomach flu.
I was in a news report and Oprah said it was coming out of both ends.
I don't want to hear that.
Yeah, I've read that too.
Yeah, and Gail King, whatever her name is.
She was catching it.
Yeah, she said she had to sleep in the guest room for a couple of nights.
Did she really?
Allegedly.
You really think it's not going to be?
Comment below.
Do you think Nick still maintains it?
Do you think they're going to try and swap Biden out with someone else for this debate?
Not for the debate.
It's going to be the most, if they don't, it is going to be It'll be the end.
What do you mean stop it?
Can I fucking state something?
Go ahead.
I thought you were with me.
You were with him.
I am not.
You're trying to cover your tracks.
You're trying to cover your gay gold tracks.
As a God, what I am saying.
Last time I was here, you and I were in agreement.
No, no, no.
What you're saying right now is that they're going to try somebody out in two weeks.
I am not in agreement with that.
I think it's going to be later on in about August.
And also, I don't think that Trump is just going to mop the floor.
We set the expectations.
So low for Biden, all he has to do is show up and say his name.
Well, we haven't.
No, I'm saying we as a Republican conservative, anybody voting for Trump, just go and say, this guy is going to be a formidable opponent, he's probably going to be high on something, and children's blood is going to be coursing through his veins.
That's true.
Donald Trump needs to take him out on the stage.
Not physically.
No, no, no, no.
Metaphorically.
No, no.
That's what I mean.
So you think Biden will be there.
You actually think the replacement will take place before that?
The guy is having mini strokes.
Well, he needs to have a major one before it matters.
I don't think they care.
Here's why I don't think they care.
He can't put a sentence together.
This is going to be, he's way worse than he was six months ago, guys.
They don't care.
Of course.
They don't care.
Here's a theory, and I do think that Biden is going to be the nominee, but I also think they know how bad it is.
They know how bad former Vice President Biden is.
I can't say dementia, but dementia.
So they see it as an opportunity where they go, this is going to be a completely empty suit.
He's a blank slate.
We can get whatever.
If we just get him past that finish line and cheat enough, Any one of us is going to be in charge.
He's not the real president.
I think the people around him, nothing would make them happier than for Biden to win so that they effectively are president.
They're a sweating bullet.
Yeah, that was their idea when they put him in the first time.
Yeah.
And they are sweating bullets because here's the finish line.
Yeah.
And I'm telling you, he's staggering.
No, I agree with you.
I don't even see how He's going to put a sentence together.
He will.
I think he'll be pumped up with something.
They'll hit him with a few injections.
And I'm not saying he's going to do well, but I don't want people to think that he won't even be able to put a sentence together, because then if he does, it's a win.
You know what I mean?
It's like when a shitty fighter makes it to a decision, even though he gets absolutely hammered, people are like, ah, he showed heart.
He did good.
Yeah, I don't want to hear that for Biden.
No, and we heard that with the State of the Union.
It was essentially him Basically, just making it through and stringing some sentences together, and none of it actually was good.
Big difference.
Big difference.
Teleprompter there.
No, no, no.
I agree with all of that.
I agree with everything you're saying.
But the expectation was set so low that it looked like a win for him, because everybody's like, he won't even make it through the speech!
And he did, and then it looked like a win.
So I'm saying like, hey, Trump will have to work to beat him.
Keep that mentality, and then I'm fine declaring victory after.
Yeah.
I think you're right.
I never think it pays to underestimate your opponent, or at least build him up in the public eye so that they think he's a worthy opponent.
Also, if Donald Trump builds him up, guess what?
Makes it tough for the Democrats to say Biden's not a worthy opponent.
He's amazing!
Yeah.
Best debater I've ever seen!
And then he just destroys him.
Yeah, and then he just destroys him.
That's what George St.
Pierre used to do.
Every single guy he faced was the toughest fighter he ever had.
You're like, come on.
Like, he's the most dangerous.
If it's like a guy who was ranked 10th, he'd be like, this is the most dangerous fighter I ever faced because he's have nothing to lose.
But it's too late to show that respect.
Trump's been bad-mouthing him for six years.
That's true.
But that's what Trump can do.
People tell me he's the best debater, so it's not him saying it now.
Yeah, that's true.
He does that third person.
That's what people have said.
They say, be scared.
He's great at debating.
I say, I'm shaking in my shoes.
Shaking.
Do you hear the clanking?
That's me in my double monk straps.
I would never say they say he's very good at debating, not so good at not shitting his pants, but we all have our strong suits.
I'm honored.
That's what he'll say.
Yeah.
He should say.
All right, let's go to the costume contest winners.
Let's bring back on the happy music.
In third place for cultural appropriation month is, in fact, Miss Ashley Kate!
Yeah!
Let's see what Ashley Kate sent in.
I can't see this at all.
What did Ashley Kate send in?
There we go.
Oh, look at that!
Like party music or anything?
Oh, well that's why Ashley Kate.
That's nuts.
That's why Ashley Kate was selected.
It's more of a transformation.
Second place for Cultural Appropriation Month.
And by the way, do they all win prizes in the first one?
I guess third place you'll win a t-shirt?
Is that what we're doing?
I don't know.
Okay.
And then second place you win two t-shirts.
And then first place you win a whole swag bag and a lock of the hair that we shaved off of Gerald though we told him we weren't going to for the bald cap.
Listen, why did you do that?
Hey, shut up.
God kings aren't nearsighted.
Second place...
It's American Ammo, LLC!
Yeah!
With... I can't see what it is.
It's a Red Bull?
Bomb vest?
It's a Jaeger.
Oh, a Jaeger bomb.
And says he's still waiting on his mug.
That's fantastic.
You probably didn't click and put your address in, but that's okay!
You're a good bomber, and we will find you.
Yeah.
Send us a message, a direct message, and we'll make sure that you get your mug.
I know that there are a few people who are still missing theirs.
Please let us know, and we'll make sure that it gets sent out to you.
With my back hair in it already.
Absolutely.
And then you know you might want to give it a rinse.
And the first place winner of the Cultural Appropriation Contest winner Is John Veitch One with... Oh, look at that.
That person is actually there in the desert.
He's got a prop.
He does have a prop.
That's a green screen.
Hold on, is that after?
Is this like your cigarette after with the, uh... Oh, no.
Come on, now.
Come on, Cheryl.
That's gross.
No, I just saw me filthy Father Mulcahy.
A morning after.
And by the way, none of this happens without you.
We're going to continue.
It's Chat Thursday, Mug Club, of course.
It's Cultural Appropriation Month because to appropriate is to appreciate.
We're announcing the country next Monday, I guess.
Yes.
On Monday, we'll be announcing the country for Thursday.
It's every Thursday because we do it once a week and it takes a long time to tear down the set.
And I look around and I say, oh boy, this could have paid for a vacation to Cabo.
But instead, I got a nearsighted gold gay god king... I didn't realize that the glasses would make me look... Okay, hold on.
I need to fire my financial advisor.
None of this happens without you.
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