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April 9, 2024 - Louder with Crowder
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Elon Vs. Brazil: This is the Tyranny The Left Wants in America
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Shut up, silly woman!
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Bad girl!
I did it, I won, I did it, I won, I won.
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Bad girl, what you want, what you want, what you want me to do?
When they, when they so close, they come for you.
Bad girls, bad girls, what you gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Bad girls, bad girls, whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
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Please welcome my buddy Anthony Comia.
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Too long indeed.
You know, I watch your show, I look at the clips that come out, and I'm very appreciative that there's another person, and I use the term loosely, person out there that's fighting the good fight.
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I'm going to be doing a video on the new Nintendo Switch.
Yes!
That's what Brazilians say.
So we're going to be talking about... Let's bring the rundown up today.
First off, The View thinks that the eclipse was caused by climate change.
So that's fun.
Brazil, the government, the Supreme Court of Brazil is now coming for Elon Musk for X, formerly Twitter, and a lot of parallels there between what Brazil has done and the United States government, including, by the way, going after Elon Musk and X, because it turns out that freedom of speech is kind of an important thing.
They only start persecuting Elon Musk once he starts standing up for your right to speak freely.
This is the guy... Can you name me anyone?
Comment below anyone who's done more for electric vehicles, which is what the Green Movement has been touting, for really decades now, than Elon Musk.
Yet they hate him.
Also, on a related note, China is looking to crush Tesla.
This is not about cheap Chinese crap.
Sometimes the quality coming out of China now is actually pretty good.
The problem is them subsidizing and artificially Flooding a market to try and drive prices down for American goods.
There's a difference between Made in America, meaning good, and Chinese government officials, the CCP, not the Chinese people, though they're all tiny, deliberately destroying the... I haven't introduced... If you're on YouTube and you see this at some point...
Head on over to Rumble because I don't know how long we're going to be on the YouTube.
You know what?
I'm going to reverse this.
I'm going to do third chair first.
I'll be good today.
I'm going to do the third chair first because he's going to be in Red Bank, New Jersey, Saturday, May 11th.
He's kicking off his springtime tour.
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Mr. DiPaolo, how are you, sir?
Count Basie Theatre, folks.
There's a lot of nice places in Red Bank.
You know, Arby's and...
The theater is great.
It really is.
It's one of my favorites.
I performed there as a clarinetist.
Just, I warn you, the green room bathroom, you don't know when you go in.
I get it.
You were there before me.
I get it.
No, it doesn't have a ceiling.
Listen to me, Nick.
This can ruin your life.
It did mine.
The green room bathroom doesn't have a ceiling.
What year was this, Steven?
Last year.
It's in my right, all shitters have to have a ceiling.
They don't have a ceiling, and I thought it did.
Because the rest of the room has a ceiling, except the toilet.
What do you mean?
I mean everyone can hear you.
Well that's great, you bring the mic in there?
Hey, he's warming up backstage!
would you eat a muskrat whole?
that's how i play the recorder uh yes i'm fired up about what are we talking about?
Uh, yes, I'm fired up about what are we talking about?
Yeah, okay, well we're talking about... Did you see the eclipse, Stephen?
I did, with my... Those cereal box glasses didn't do you any favors?
I gotta sue that hotel.
Yeah, I made the mistake of plotting all of my felonies in the dead of night.
There was some looting.
They could see me take the television.
There was some looting.
Lesson learned, I guess.
Eight minutes.
I won't make that mistake again until at least 2040.
I loot only every full solar eclipse.
And Cap Morgan is still out because they just had their new baby, so in the second spot here today is, you know him, you love him, Funny Bones Syracuse, New York, April 12th on Friday, jfirestein.com.
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These folks are a lot of fun, funny, and oh boy!
He's a sex offender.
It's Josh Feierstein.
He does!
He looks like, you know what they call a newcomer who meets a kid in Mexico.
Hey kids.
He looks great!
I fucking love that look!
It's the baby face where he's never had a wrinkle but then the creepiness of the mustache.
He looks like a relief pitcher for the Dodgers on the 70s.
You should see my knuckleball.
It goes all the way.
Still not allowed within 100 yards of a grade school.
I look like a Midwestern cop, you know?
Yes, you do.
Put you behind bars.
Put you in the baddie wagon.
We're gonna take you downtown.
Okay there, coach.
Illegally selling cheese curds on the street.
Yeah, that's a state food stuff.
The Bears.
Half of my family live in Wisconsin.
They all sound that way.
You think they don't?
Yeah.
No, we don't talk like that!
I'm like, yes you do.
No.
No. No.
No.
It's very, very interesting to see exactly the Brazilian government doing what the Biden
It sort of makes you realize, oh wow, our nation can't point the finger anymore because our government is corrupt.
First though, very interesting, and by interesting I mean mind-numbingly stupid, the women of the view, let me be clear here, I don't just say dumb because I don't like somebody.
Why do you say women?
I'm using the term, we don't know what woman means anymore.
That's a good point.
But you'll get to see Sonny Hostin dressed as Tito Jackson.
The women, they're so dumb that you're not even having the same conversation.
It's not because I disagree with them.
John Stewart doesn't think he's a clever guy.
There are plenty of people who I think are funny, who I think are smart.
The view checks none of those boxes.
I know what you're saying.
The view, which one?
Yes, so They believe that earthquakes cicadas or cicadas and the eclipse all of these things are being caused by You're the science denier, but they claim climate change Karen Dupiche, our wonderful makeup artist, when the earthquake was happening, she put her coat on and she was like, Jesus is coming.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm leaving.
We've got a solar eclipse.
Jesus came back and saw you.
He nailed himself back to the cross.
The rapture is here.
The rapture is here.
And then also I learned that the cicadas are coming.
Cicadas.
Pause.
Really quickly.
You'll hear me do this where if I'm reading a name, for example, for talking about people in Brazil for the first time, but you know I'm saying, I don't know how to pronounce this.
She's trying to say that conversationally as though it's an issue for her.
It's a personal issue.
Cicadas.
You clearly have no idea what you're talking about and you're trying to feather it in as though you do.
Now it gets dumber though.
It gets dumber.
For the first time in like...
The Cactus Tomato.
No, no, no.
Tomato Tomato.
No, no, no.
Well, this is what I mean.
Oh, shut up.
Two different times.
Two different kinds of Cactus.
Watch.
Yes, two different times are coming.
The Good Cactus.
The Cactus and the bad Cactus.
No.
The Good Cactus.
The Cactus and the bad Cactus.
Every 17 years this happens.
Yeah, the Cicada's shut your legs, they'll go away.
Joy Behar, she's like, she's getting a quip and she's like, the good cicadas and the bad cicadas!
Yes, she was referring to, of course, the recent blockbuster, Cicadazilla vs. Cicada Kong, which, you know, hey, I guess... That is awesome.
That's Joy and Whoopi shopping.
We will soon!
These are a sign of, uh, it's causing climate change.
Yes.
Yeah, and my erectile dysfunction is caused by watching The View.
Yes!
Something to do with the tides, I think.
Yeah, sure.
That's how you transition now, watch 10 minutes of that.
Yeah, well now, pretty soon we'll all be worshipping our cicada overlords.
So!
Yesterday was the eclipse, which, I don't know, did you watch it?
Did you think it was really cool?
Did you, did you, did you skip out on work?
Uh, we all kind of watched it, uh, here.
And, uh, unfortunately we did have... Some things went wrong.
Some, there were some behavioral pat... People were talking about, like, kind of a full moon thing.
Unfortunately here we did have one casualty.
to him.
You don't even need your glasses anymore!
Oh my god, it's like a big ring!
That's so cool.
Wow.
Holy shit.
Oh!
Wow.
Ow!
I can still see it!
I don't know why I'm here.
I don't know how he still has an access code.
By the way, none of this happens.
We're about to get into Brazil and the United States in X, and it's a really interesting subject.
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So.
If you, and I've always said this, it's not about what the left does, what Democrats do in this country right now, it's what would they do if they had unchecked power?
If they could have their way, if we didn't have three branches of government, if we didn't have checks and balances, what would they do?
Well, I think a pretty good indicator, I've always pointed to Trudeau as a good one because Canada is basically America Light.
You can see what he does when he's unchecked or unfettered, relatively speaking.
But another example would be Brazil.
By the way, I know we have a lot of people who watch from Brazil.
Please comment below.
This will be, I think, translated into Brazilian Portuguese, not Portuguese Portuguese.
You guys have a thing about that, but I don't understand.
So, the Supreme Court there in Brazil is demanding right now that Elon Musk censor and remove what they consider, and it's a moving target, far-right, not just content, accounts.
He will challenge an order by a Supreme Court judge in Brazil who ordered his company X, formerly known as Twitter, to block some accounts.
In a post on X, Musk accused the judge of violating Brazil's constitution and he called for him to resign or be impeached.
The judge has been involved in efforts to crack down on misinformation in Brazil and threatened to impose heavy fines for any reactivation of the accounts in question.
Okay, and you know, as you well know, Rumble, the company that we partner with, they've had their run-ins with Brazil and they said, no, we're not going to do it.
Just like they've been banned from France, UK Parliament is trying to.
There are a few key people right now standing up for all of you.
So support them where you can.
This is an issue.
It really does mirror what has happened here in the United States.
It's just a lot easier for them to do in Brazil because, you know, it's a corrupt country in a corrupt part of the world.
So let's compare Brazil and the United States.
So Brazil.
That's nice.
The 2022 election, okay, you had a populist candidate, Bolsonaro, he lost to a leftist, Lula, in a questionable election.
Compare that to the USA?
The 2020 election, you had a populist candidate, Trump, who lost to a leftist, Biden, in a questionable election.
Election.
Right?
And you talk about the media, you talk about censorship, the Hunter Biden laptop story.
That would change the entire election.
Self-admit it.
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According to Biden voters, they would have changed their vote.
I believe it was 12%.
That changes Arizona.
That changes Georgia.
Donald Trump wins.
Not to mention the new voting laws that were in violation of their state constitution.
For example, in Pennsylvania, you don't need to even get into Dominion voting machines.
So let's kind of explain this a little bit in Brazil.
Lula was only allowed to run, who beat Bolsonaro, after a criminal conviction for corruption was nullified by Brazil's Supreme Court.
Who's trying to get extreme right or far-right content removed from X, Twitter?
Brazil's Supreme Court!
So since taking power, this guy Lula, and it's a silly name, he has... I love his lemon pants.
Yes, yes.
Didn't he clap and write a song about...
Lula!
I'm learning that on guitar right now.
Probably got him on his knees, too.
So, since he took office, he stopped the privatization of state-owned media, meaning he wants state-owned media, right?
He set up a panel to combat fake news.
Ring any bells here?
This is just what's happening in Brazil.
So a guy gets a conviction, overturned Supreme Court, Then tries to go back to, let's be honest, nationalizing to some degree, or socializing state-owned media, set up a panel to combat fake news, which includes pretty much any far-right content, which means any content that's to the right of him, and then go after Elon Musk and X. Are you seeing the similarities?
Let's give you another one.
Let's go to Brazil!
So, thousands of Bolsonaro supporters were arrested after what the media called a coup attempt.
A brazen breach of the nation's top government buildings.
Supporters of far-right former President Jair Bolsonaro smashed their way into President's Congress before climbing onto the roof.
Oh, that's dangerous.
Vandalism, sure.
It's a pretty relaxed coup.
And I'll give you some more examples of coups in South America.
I don't know if you know this, happens a lot.
Let's compare to the United States.
January 6th.
We did it better.
Protesters stormed the Capitol in what the media claimed was an attempted coup.
And, of course, hundreds or over a thousand of 1,200 were arrested.
Here's a clip of said coup.
Nearby businesses ablaze.
This is how the night of May 28th unfolded.
Oh, sorry, those are the riots across the whole country where they did nothing about it.
Yeah.
It's not people on a walking tour.
I didn't see an innocent white woman getting shot.
It really is.
You look at this playbook and you see it.
And by the way, they say far right.
I know, again, we have some Brazilian viewers here.
Please comment below.
I don't know any, and I know a lot of Brazilians.
I don't know a single one.
There's one exception who is not a fan of Bolsonaro.
The exception is a journalist.
Not joking.
And I counted this morning, it includes about 20 to 25 people who I know, who I've either trained with, rolled with, or are friends, family friends.
Over 20, only one I know, doesn't like Bolsonaro and he's a journalist.
I thought it was a guy that did your waxing.
I do laser diodes, Nick.
I get like 20 random hairs on my shoulders and back, like, but only 20.
Like singular hairs.
Anyone else have that?
Are you serious?
Isolatedness?
I don't, you'd think for, I'm half the time, I'm perfect.
You're hairless.
You'd play a great Native American in a Western.
Mine grows in stripes.
I have diagonal stripes on my back.
Really?
It grows in like that, yeah.
You have a, that mustache is just, man, put a pizza box and a giant Shvutz on him.
In 30 minutes or less.
That's ambitious, 30 minutes, let's be honest.
So, Brazil, their staged coup, you know, that took place about a week after President Lula was inaugurated.
Here's a clip.
Sorry, wrong clip.
They are a sexually charged people, the Brazilians.
Ah, I want to go to Carnival.
I was not so organized.
It's Carnival.
It's just like, hey, there's an excuse to go out and basically be strippers.
Which, hey, beautiful people, so it's your culture.
All cultures are equal.
That one's really equal.
Yes, it is.
Yummy.
So nearly 2,000 people were arrested.
And here's the thing.
It's not even close to a coup by Brazilian standards.
I don't know if you know this.
There have been many coups all throughout South America.
But in 1964, there was a coup.
Tanks rolled in.
Hundreds were killed or they disappeared.
You guys can look at a coup, for example, Chile, Pinochet.
You can look all across South America.
It's almost the rule rather than the exception.
So they know what a coup looks like.
Vandalism?
Sure.
Definitely not a coup, just like January 6th was not an actual insurrection.
Generally speaking, tanks, weapons, a plan, maybe some kind of a paramilitary.
This included none of that.
It included people in soccer jerseys with some spray paint cans.
Yeah, Brazil just lost their game, that's all.
It's less than a soccer riot in the United States.
Again, you had thousands of people arrested.
No one died outside of Ashley Babbitt.
Let's go back.
Let's compare Brazil What you have is now censorship of any sort of opposing voices, what they would refer to as dissidents.
Supreme Court Justice Alexandre de Moraes, I don't know if I'm pronouncing that correctly, ordered X to block any opponents of Lula.
They label them far right.
Let's compare that to the United States.
The Biden administration directly coerced and colluded with social media companies to get rid of voices of opposition.
It's just, when you go through the list, so let's give you kind of an example here in Brazil.
What they claimed was, and all references are available at ladderwithcreditor.com.
We put the link in the description.
They claimed that Musk was waging a disinformation campaign.
Think about that for a second.
What's so concerning about that is he's waging a disinformation campaign by simply providing a platform.
And not only by providing a platform, but by providing a platform and saying, no, no, we're not only going to do the White House's bidding, we're not only going to do the bidding of the government of Brazil, we're going to allow people to communicate on this platform.
That is what they consider waging a disinformation campaign.
You have the Twitter Files journalist, I believe it's Matt Schellenberger, he specifically called out Marias for acting unconstitutionally.
I believe I have a clip.
Three days ago, I arrived in Brazil and published the Twitter files for Brazil.
They show that Jimo Reis has violated the Brazilian constitution in multiple ways.
He illegally demanded that Twitter reveal private information about Twitter users who used hashtags that he considered inappropriate.
Inappropriate!
to Twitter's internal data, violating the platform's policy.
He censored on his own initiative, without any respect for due process, posts on Twitter
by parliamentarians from the Brazilian Congress.
And Morais tried to turn Twitter's content moderation policies into a weapon against
supporters of then-president Jair Bolsonaro.
So when Elon actually specifically, you know, leaked this, I guess he has the receipts,
he said that X was basically instructed there to pretend that the ban was for terms of service
violations not by the judge's order.
That means that if people are saying, hey, why was I banned?
He said, we could not tell them that this was at the behest of Alexandria.
We had to pretend that it was due to our rules.
Think about that for a second.
That is clearly, not only is it dishonest, it means that you know what you're doing is not only wrong, but you know there would be backlash.
This is how dictators, this is how fascism actually grows.
And we're at a point in this country where once upon a time we'd go, yeah, Brazil can't get anything right.
We're screwing it up the same way in the United States.
That's why I think a lot of people, when they look at Putin and Ukraine, they think we don't have a leg to stand on.
They go, well, we have just as much corruption here.
Now, not as much, but we have a lot.
For the first time in our history, I think we might be on the wrong side of a lot of issues.
Yeah, of history.
I never felt that way before.
I don't know.
Even in Brazil, just to give you an idea, they censored... No one is spared.
They censored one of their oldest voices.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Fart.
That's just... Brazil.
Jesus can't even talk.
Jesus can't even talk?
No!
Wrong country, I'm sorry.
You can't talk!
It's too much!
People are going to start to fight, apostles!
Not for me!
Stay on the cross!
Don't fight!
Don't come back today!
We don't want you to come back!
You stay!
Who is that?
That's just some Brazilian.
It's perfect!
Don't fight!
And then all of his apostles, he rose from the grave and they said, I don't know why that's all you hear.
What does that mean?
They just go, ae, or eso.
Brazilians, tell me what that means.
I don't know.
I have no idea.
I was surrounded by people who spoke Brazilian Portuguese and I just feel like they were insulting me.
Is it like Brazilian for orale?
What does that mean?
Oh man, it's Mexican for like... What's that mean?
It's Mexican for...
It's Mexican for aye!
It's Mexican for like, hell yeah!
Lump it all together, that's what I do.
It's Hispanic, they love that.
I had actually a Brazilian, I won't say who, a Brazilian coach and we were at a tournament and there was a, clearly what seemed to be like a woman who might be transitioning but wasn't trans, very overweight.
Very overweight.
And this woman got blue haircut, pierced nose, got on another woman and just crushed her.
And the girl tapped out and my coach goes, you know what they call that submission?
Mother's milk!
You can't talk like that right around here, he's like...
Yeah.
No way, that lady's a mother.
Brazilians are a different breed, but they're fun.
So, let's go back Brazil.
I don't know when we're allowed to get away with these broad terms.
Incitement?
Marais, who's now opened two probes investigating Musk for, and I quote,
disseminating fake news, obstruction, being a criminal organization, and
incitement. I don't know when we're allowed to get away with these broad
terms. Incitement? Incitement to what? To what?
What has Elon Musk incited?
Nothing, just the truth.
I incited my son to destroy our living room yesterday.
Like, you can use that word for a ton of things.
Oh, I thought you meant that, you know, you egged him on.
Yeah.
Because you wanted a new couch, you were talking about.
No, I was just, we were having fun.
I was like, yeah, boy, throw those Legos all over the place.
Everything is incitement now.
Everything's incitement.
Everything's trauma.
You notice that now?
Everything is trauma.
Trauma is everything.
Oh, my teacher, it's trauma.
Oh, I broke up, it's trauma.
Just, can we just actually use words appropriately?
Let's compare this to the United States.
The government is directly attacking Musk and X, the Biden administration.
has been investigating Elon Musk. So the investigations include these different depart- this is kind of shocking
because we've covered them individually, but when you put them together as a list, you go, my god,
at what point do you say it's political persecution?
The investigations of Musk include the Department of Justice, the Federal Aviation Administration, the Federal
Trade Commission, the Securities and Exchange Commission, the National Labor
Relations Board, the U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of New York,
and the United States Fish and Wildlife Service. And I should note that they did run that investigation.
Turns out the guy heading it was corrupt and was arrested.
Yep.
There you go.
I wish I knew who that was.
Ha!
Ha!
It was Mr. Moody the whole time!
Let's go back to what's been going on in Brazil.
So Elon actually talked about this, that ex-employees have been told they will be arrested.
Let me ask you this.
Before we get to Donald, when people say Donald Trump fascist, can you point me to an example of Donald Trump, uh, trying to have, back when Twitter, when he was on, uh, he was on Twitter and it was still, um, still run by, I don't know if it was Dorsey, the CEO's changed hands a little bit.
Did he try and arrest any employees of Twitter?
Did he try and arrest any individual employees?
Let's go a step further.
Specifically for opinions or allowing opinions?
I don't remember that.
Hey, guess how I know that you're the party of fascism?
So this is from Twitter itself.
It says, we need to get our employees in Brazil to a safe place or otherwise not in a position of responsibility.
Then we will do a full data dump.
They have been told that they will be arrested.
Imagine that!
You're an employee of Twitter, which is a platform And if you don't actually remove, actively remove voices of dissent, you as an employee can be arrested.
Are you still trying to make the argument out there, Libertarians, that it's a private platform, they can do whatever they want?
When you have governments threatening to arrest employees of a platform where they're not even expressing their own opinion, they're just not removing opinions with which they disagree.
That makes it impossible to have a dialogue.
Hey, not only can you not have that opinion, not only can that opinion not be permitted in the Digital Town Square, but if the people who simply operate the platform of the Digital Town Square don't ban you, we are going to prosecute them to the fullest extent of the law.
There can be no conversation ever.
This isn't... Look in your rearview mirror.
There's the platforming Nazis.
The excuse that they try and use.
We don't want to platform views that are extreme.
Is that what we're dealing with here?
The only reason that this has not happened in the United States is because of the checks and balances that we have.
It does a better job of slowing it down.
And because of a couple of people standing in that line of fire.
Elon Musk.
Yep.
X. That's a big one.
Rumble allows you to have an alternative right now.
That's why we have the YouTube dump button.
If not for them, and if not for our systems of checks and balances, guess what?
You would have Pravda.
All of Big Tech.
All of Meta, Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, Twitter, YouTube, Google, Apple Store.
Pravda.
That's what it would be.
The only thing stopping them is you and a couple of people in positions of power.
It's a scary thought.
It is scary.
I mean, what if you're an employee and you're being arrested just because of negligence?
Right.
You didn't purposely, like, You know, raise up this opposing voice.
You just didn't do anything.
Yeah, you just, oh, I didn't notice it, so I missed it.
Right.
Because there's a billion people on Twitter.
Sorry.
Nope, too bad, you're going to jail.
Yeah, and there's like five billion people in Brazil.
You look at those women wrong, they get pregnant.
They're very fertile people.
You can't get arrested for that, though, by the way.
No, you can't.
You can go on a rampage at Carnival, but... You also can't be arrested for being too sexy in Brazil.
It's almost encouraged.
The prisons will be full.
It's just all that, you know, the SS with the Japanese imperialists and the whole Latina.
It's just, it's a good look.
Let me ask a question, as our brothers like to say.
Isn't Twitter, X, whatever, an American company?
Yeah, you'd think so.
Why is it subjected to Brazilian law?
Exactly.
Can you help me there?
Well, that's a good point, because a lot of users are there in Brazil, and so these governments try and pressure them.
That's what happened with Rumble, too.
Happened with France.
They pressure... Yeah, they pressure Twitter.
They say, we're going to remove the ability for people to visit X in our country.
And does that really hurt Elon?
It's a huge user base, but you know who it really hurts?
It hurts the people of Brazil.
That's what I'm saying, because if this leftist movement that seems to be taking the globe over, and if the people want to fight back, you do need platforms.
I see what you're saying, and I agree with you.
Pinochet wasn't all wrong.
Now, yikes.
Nick DiPaolo said it, I agreed.
Bad.
Not all bad.
A few hundred communists take a helicopter ride and don't come back.
My point is, your alternative... These things happen.
Yeah, these things happen.
Shit happens.
And by the way, this also tomorrow we're going to have Paolo Figueredo on the program.
He's actually a prominent journalist and one of the far-right journalists there in Brazil, who's been targeted actually by the Supreme Court.
So he's had his passport canceled, they've frozen his bank accounts, and he's been suspended on social media.
So we'll have him on tomorrow to talk about this more.
And Figueredo, just in case you don't know, that's like Smith as a last name in Brazil.
So is Paulo.
And Silva.
DePaulo.
Oh, DePaulo.
That's right, Paulo is a very common name.
Oh, I forgot this.
Also, by the way, Kreider Shop, right now at KreiderShop.com, we have a spring sale.
If you enter in the promo code SPRING10, you get $10 off your next order.
If you live in Brazil, I would expect it to get lost in shipping.
I'm trying to get those in red leather shorts.
Well, we'll have them custom made.
I know a good seamstress.
You gotta get fitted for those.
We need a cobbler here.
I can't take Josh serious, which I think is a good thing.
It's tough with the mustache.
And his goiter.
I meant that as a compliment, Josh.
When I came in today, he was walking by me.
I literally was gonna go, what's up?
He said something like, uh, hey, how you doing, pal?
Or something like that.
Yeah, I did.
I gave him the old, what's up, chief?
Yeah, usually he goes, hey, Josh, how you doing?
But today he's like, hey, what's up, pal?
Hey, buddy.
Originally, Josh was going to come in with no explanation with a Hitler stache, just for the sake of it.
And then he said, I don't think this is a good idea.
I said, that's fair.
Well, here's a spoiler.
You guys aren't making me laugh, by the way, because I'm so fat.
Look at that.
When you do that, you look like a WALL-E character.
I look like Bob's Burgers put on weight.
It's Mario, isn't it?
It's the mustache.
It's just, it's adorable.
It's adorable.
He's got a pretty face.
The kid's got a nice face.
He has no wrinkles.
Whereas, you know, I have the catch.
It's because I'm bloated.
It's just filling out those.
Oh yeah.
Oh gosh, look at this.
It's been a tough couple of years.
So, let's get to China.
Another day.
Another day.
This brings us to, now you have Elon Musk being attacked.
You just saw all those investigations.
Again, I encourage you to go check the references.
When you compile them, you go, oh my God.
And the same thing happens when you look at Donald Trump and you look at the trumped up
charges and suits.
This is political persecution.
And now you see it on a global scale.
That being said, Elon Musk, not perfect, made some mistakes, right?
He has been a little bit soft on China.
That's been one of the criticisms.
And this is sort of a lesson in the futility of appeasing crocodiles.
So China right now is threatening to destroy the American auto industry with cheap, and
I don't want to say cheap, subsidized electric vehicles.
This is the important point.
Sometimes you can't get what you need in the United States because it's simply not manufactured here.
And sometimes Chinese goods can actually be higher quality than their American counterparts if you're talking about union made here in the USA.
Made in America doesn't necessarily mean quality.
That's not the issue we're talking about.
The issue we are discussing is the Chinese government subsidizing products to deliberately overproduce them and flood foreign markets.
They are doing this to basically price private competitors, let's say in free countries, out of the market through their subsidizing of these specific products, goods or services, so that then they can have a stranglehold on it.
That is about government corruption.
That requires trade laws.
That requires being tough on China.
The other, if they create a better product at a better price, assuming they're not using slave labor, which they do, wouldn't be an issue.
So I want to clarify that and comment below if you understand and differentiate between those two.
Because sometimes people say, be American, buy American.
Yeah, but sometimes it's crap.
That's not the issue.
The issue is corrupt government, both in the United States with the unions and, of course, the Communist Chinese government.
So Tesla is a perfect example here of where this can go wrong.
During a recent trip to China, actually, it's so bad that Janet Yellen even said this is threatening, completely threatening, global markets.
China is now simply too large for the rest of the world to absorb this enormous capacity.
Actions taken by the PRC today can shift world prices.
And when the global market is flooded by artificially cheap Chinese products,
the viability of American and other foreign firms is put into question.
So, just because what she just described, hey, that's Obamacare, right? It's, oh, let's provide
an Obamacare option that will, well, hold on a second.
You're going to make it cheaper?
Yeah, how?
Through taxpayer dollars?
Oh, that's right.
Provide a public option which makes being a private insurance company completely unviable.
Why?
Because they can price them out.
They can undercut them for a certain amount of time by providing a public option.
Your taxpayer dollars, they're not beholden to market forces.
They don't have to have an honest profit margin.
So what happens is, let's provide a public option.
Basically flooding the market, and then private insurers will go out of business, and now you only have one choice.
It's not a public option, it's the only option.
That's a healthcare example.
Right here what we're talking about is, the term you'll hear me use is overcapacity, and that's when something is produced in quantities that far exceed what is needed in the market.
And with China that happens because of government subsidies.
Like dollars over here and there?
Yeah, that's actually, that's another, which I still understand.
If you can print more dollars, why tax me any?
That's right.
Just go to your money machine and print more.
Exactly.
I get that it's quite a bit more complicated than that, but I'll act like it's not.
Me too.
So, in China, these are the industries that are included.
You have solar panels, batteries, chipsets, and electric vehicles.
These are all overcapacity, subsidized to some degree by the CCP, and of course, I almost forgot, viruses.
Life finds a way, Flattop.
My name is S.O.! !
So, this is what we have.
We have China subsidizes these industries.
The industry becomes oversaturated or at overcapacity.
Then they export those goods abroad at super, super cheap prices so it drives other companies, who have to actually operate an honest business, drives them out of business.
They can't compete.
And we've actually obtained a leaked video from the CCP's propaganda arm on just this topic.
E-Ram bus cars are not amazing as ours.
We will give you best price.
The whole world's gonna get Jinping's cars.
E-Ram bus cars are not even half nice.
Our best China car is, but it's half middle priced in Bing's car.
They're effective with the propaganda.
It's catchy.
I love the cars.
I'm biased, but... Lost him there.
I love that guy at the end, the Yi Lang Ma.
I know, that'd have me fooled.
Iran.
Stop it!
Iran.
I never said that.
funny. Iran. Stop it. Iran. I never said that. Never. So the
biggest concern here in the United States and today is we burn our bras.
Oh!
Oh!
Everything old is new again.
It's like the 60s.
Ugly woman in bras.
I can't tell the difference.
Now!
I don't care that Asian accent making fun of it.
I'll do that till I'm 100.
That's just funny.
It's always funny.
It's just beautiful.
It's always funny.
You know how I know it's funny?
The Asians laugh if you make fun of the other Asian accent.
The Chinese laugh at the Japanese accent.
The Japanese laugh at the Chinese accent.
That's exactly right!
Yeah.
And they all laugh at the, you know, the Siam accent.
Some people call it Thailand.
I still call it Siam.
And if you do it to their face, they go, that's long.
And you go, what the fuck are you talking about?
I'll smack them broccoli and chicken right out of your hair.
They're storing it in their hair?
I don't know.
Save for later.
No need for snap wear.
Save broccoli chicken in hair.
That's a number 14.
Yes.
It's nature's double wall insulation.
Cholera and chestnut.
Yes!
We had a restaurant in the South Shore of Montreal.
It was shut down for health code violations like five or six times and it kept reopening.
And they would just change one letter.
See, I'd go to that.
Those are the good ones.
All the time.
They were caught, no joke, they were caught catching seagulls on the roof and selling it as chicken.
Not a joke.
Oh, now wait a minute.
I would love to try seagull.
I've had it once at a McDonald's in a parking lot.
I shot one.
It's a little chewy for my taste.
They were, really?
Is that a true story?
Yes, they were caught because these were first-generation immigrants and they go, why do you pay for food at the supermarket?
Free food, flying sky!
Oh my goodness, that explains the whole dog thing.
Everywhere, free food!
Free dogs!
Yeah, you're like, hey, do I have to go to a farm?
Is this organic?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no You better run, catch it!
That's half their recipes involve catching.
I know!
You look at the menu, now it says rescue.
Yes, yes!
Did I ever tell you about the Chinese guy in Tacoma?
Wait, what?
The Chinese guy in Tacoma that was selling alligator meat.
Oh, wait, I think, what was it?
That's delicious, I've had that.
Yeah, but it was at this like food festival, Taste of Tacoma, he was selling alligator meat from a truck.
Yeah.
He got in trouble a couple years later because he found out he was selling chicken.
He said it completely domesticated.
I don't know if he's Chinese.
I'm being racist.
I have to assume.
That's how he sells it to me.
Did he say that again?
He was selling chicken.
He told him it was alligator meat and it was chicken.
That's brilliant!
I don't know, chicken out of the swamp!
It's like the big hit, everyone's like, oh you want a taste of Tacoma?
You gotta try the alligator meat!
It's so good!
He's covering his bases legally, he's like, no no no, tastes like chicken!
I don't trust food trucks.
You know those Pacific Northwest alligators?
Yes!
I don't want to eat at a place that could outrun the health inspector, you know?
Start the car.
I think it was a white guy, but still funny.
I broke my pen.
Getting clams out of the back of a Ford F-150, I don't trust it.
I do sell them like that.
They're growing muscles.
I like the idea of a food truck and I don't.
Why is it that all of the invasive species come from China?
The zebra mussels, the carp, like do they have any good fish?
Wait a minute, zebra mussels?
Zebra mussels.
What the hell's that?
A biracial mussel?
No, no, no, muscle is morado!
It's morado muscle!
Morado?
No, they're zebra muscles.
What's a zebra muscle?
But the problem is they act like barnacles, and they'll actually, they'll accumulate around pipes, and they'll close up pipes, like pipeways.
Okay, but do they taste good?
No, no, they're poisonous.
They'll kill you.
Of course.
They cling to oil pipes.
It's the Chinese bio-weapon.
It tastes amazing, though.
Oh, they'll kill you?
Yeah, look, it does that, but it does it around your pipes.
That one reminds me of a strip rioter.
That's how they started them.
What was his name?
It's like with wine, you always need a starter yeast.
Oh, that was a good weekend at St.
Louis.
Oh, grow up!
Grow up!
Everybody grow up!
You're all adults!
You glow up.
Alright.
So back to the topic.
We have fun with the Chinese, even though they're fucking us.
We're laughing our asses off.
We'll be speaking Mandarin in two weeks.
It's not even a surprise.
We can't even say we didn't see it coming.
I know.
I know.
It's like they've been greasing us up.
I can't believe they let me sneak up on you for 40 years.
Exactly.
That's exactly right.
How are your eyes so round?
I see nothing.
So, one of the big concerns right now is cheap Chinese electric vehicles.
The government is subsidizing that market.
Why?
To try and price out a market that has largely been dominated by one of the most American manufacturers of cars in modern history, Tesla.
But Josh found this one out first hand.
What's going on?
I'm just looking for my Cybertruck.
My email said it was delivered today, but I don't see it anywhere.
Oh, oh yeah.
I signed for it.
It's out back.
Oh, nice!
How does it look?
Chinese.
Cool.
Thanks, man. Come on, man.
Man, what is this, Rick Moranis around or something?
God!
So all of this brings us to Tesla in real life.
You know what?
want to break this down let's do a then and now.
Okay let's go back to then Elon Musk opened up a gigafactory in Shanghai and
he said and I think this was a big mistake that Tesla would increase their
investment in China.
My frank observation is that China spends a lot of resources and efforts applying the latest digital technologies in different industries, including the automobile industry, making China a global leader in digitalization.
Tesla will continue to expand investment and R&D efforts in China.
Tesla hopes to contribute to build a digitized future of shared benefits, responsibilities and governance.
Let's see how that worked out because now Tesla has had to reduce their output and they've had to cut hours at the Shanghai factory.
Why?
Due to dramatically slumping sales.
So there's a reason for that.
Let's go back to then.
Thank you.
At one point, it doesn't work without the stinger.
At one point, Tesla obviously was dominating the global market for electric vehicles, right?
Their stock was at an all-time high.
The top China officials, they were praising Tesla's presence in China.
They were saying, hey, great, we want to be a part of this.
But now...
Tesla is losing market share in China and the stock price is tanking.
So to give you an idea, Tesla's share of the Chinese market was 10.5%.
Now it's gone down to 6.7% since 2022. Their stock price is down 30% this year alone.
Now you would say, okay, maybe that's because people don't want it.
No, no, no, no.
This is about government manipulation.
Keep in mind that we are internationally competing.
China has banned Teslas in places like government areas, and then cultural areas, which seems kind of broad.
I don't know what that includes.
What's a cultural area?
Yeah.
An arc or like a... I don't know.
It's more urban!
Urban area!
Okay.
Arsenio!
I wonder if there's a Chinese Arsenio.
There's an Asian Arsenio with the house party hairdo.
Oh, oh, oh, move my fist around!
That mean you're good, you're cool!
Alright.
He helped me out three times in six months.
Did he?
Yeah.
That must have been fun.
It was fun, man.
I thought I was gonna be a star.
I told my girlfriend to get lost and shit.
I moved from Boston out to L.A., I mean New York out to L.A.
Cut to me six months later, I'm crying in the basement of a Venice apartment.
Don't know anybody, shooting heroin between my toes.
Who would have seen our city evolving in a basement in Venice?
Basement apartment in Venice.
Yeah, it's called the ocean.
I know, I could see people's feet walking to the beach.
I can imagine.
My window is like halfway.
All right, the Chinese are fine.
So they've banned them in cultural areas, government areas.
Let's go back to then.
At a certain point in time, Chinese electric vehicles, right, they couldn't compete at all on a global level.
Well, now, Chinese automaker, the one we've discussed, BYD, they've actually passed Tesla as the world's top electric vehicle maker, really globally.
And of course, here's why this matters.
If it was just, all right, a better mousetrap, Fine.
That's not the case.
And this is why the next election matters, because we've been told that China is going to be the next great economic superpower for many, many years.
There's only been one president who's done anything about it in our lifetime.
Can you guess?
Comment below.
Pause it.
Don't cheat.
Take a guess as to who that was.
All of this was facilitated not by creating better products, not by innovating, but by massive subsidies from the Chinese Communist government.
We've arguably never seen anything like this in terms of, you know, the amount of support that China has extended to automakers specifically pertaining to EVs.
Beijing has given an estimated $30 billion of tax exemptions to the industry since 2010, and may waive a further $97 billion by 2027.
China actually takes a carrot and stick approach.
They set mandatory EV output targets for automakers, but they also offer cheaper loans and cheaper land and R&D subsidies to all those EV makers.
And here's the thing, there's no way to compete against that.
You know, this is an international version of, you've heard me talk, too big to fail.
This is a policy.
You've had it with banks, you've had it with automakers, you've had it with airlines, for example.
Notice these are industries where you really haven't had many new players.
You really haven't.
Why?
Well, if you say, hold on, Bank of America, Chase, these banks are too big to fail.
They end up gambling with your money, the taxpayer dollars.
Now, if you're a local credit union, you're a state bank who does not receive federal bailouts, how do you compete?
You're competing with a never-ending supply of federal funding, and that's how you create super banks.
That's how you create super airlines.
That's how you create, for example, GM, Ford, for the longest time it was just really three auto manufacturers.
The only thing that changed that was Tesla because it sort of got backdoored in with the green subsidies or green tax breaks.
One point in time.
But it still wasn't even as much as the subsidies that were actually being calculated if you use the bailouts for the American Big Three.
So, at a certain point in time, without government intervention, you cannot create that product.
You cannot bring it to market.
Apply that internationally.
No private American company can compete.
So, what might happen in this scenario?
Unless we have some kind of trade tariffs, barriers established, what could happen is China continues to do this, American companies can't compete, and so, good news, a federal government steps in and says, we'll subsidize our own industries, and you're now one step closer to it being nationalized.
China has a vested interest in this going on, and socialists across the globe have a vested interest in this going on.
This would be the best way, as a Trojan horse, to backdoor in the nationalization of a lot of intensely important private companies.
It's an arms race.
And even Elon Musk now has caught on to it.
He said, frankly, I think, if there are not trade barriers established, they will pretty much demolish most other companies in the world.
And they're not just destroying Tesla.
This is something that is actually kind of... I mean, it's scary, but it's funny.
The latest Chinese electric vehicle is a company called Xiaomi.
Xiaomi?
I thought they did, like, projectors and TVs.
Show me the money!
Their SU7 is a direct knockoff of the Porsche Taycan.
Taikan or take in how we.
Look at it!
Look at it!
It's exactly the same!
It's exactly the same!
No, no, no, no, no!
That's like me and Brad Pitt!
That's crazy!
Ours is grey!
Yeah, but can you also get it in white?
Uh, maybe.
Oh, so it's a rip-off.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, it's, uh, uh, copy is best form of flattery.
So you copied.
You caught me!
We don't care.
We give it to you in off-white.
We call it bone-white.
We crush the bone, make paint.
You call yours off-white.
We call ours cream.
Eggshell cream!
What?
And here's the issue, too.
I've known people who, they would go to trade shows, and they would actually have to have someone assigned to protect their intellectual property.
They would have to stop people coming in from China to take pictures of their products and then try and basically reverse-engineer it.
This would happen all the time.
What they would do is say, oh, it could just be, for example, a chair.
They could go, oh, this is popular.
Okay, let's recreate it.
Let's be subsidized, or somehow the government will allow us through tax breaks.
Let's drive them out of the market because they can't compete with our cheap knockoff, subsidized by the government, and then we can gradually raise the prices once they're out of the competitive field.
It happens all the time.
Comment below if you've had to deal with this in a line of work where you have to protect your IP, and this happens a lot at trade shows.
I just find it ironic.
They're the kids we cheat off.
For the last 40 years in school.
Right.
And they're doing it on a global level and putting us out of business.
Isn't it?
I mean, when they talk about stealing intellectual property, I go, well, we kind of steal theirs when we're as kids sitting next to them on a biology test or something.
This for 8th grade math exam.
Yeah, this is paper.
Enjoy poverty!
You like cheat?
I teach you cheat.
Yes.
Teach you cheat, you'll starve your whole family.
Oh, hope you enjoy your Scantron test.
This happened so fast.
It happened really quickly.
Like, I remember the bloodbath comment from Trump, and he's saying that the Chinese vehicle manufacturer, I'm like, what?
I mean, I said on the show, what Chinese manufacturer?
I don't even know what he's talking about.
Yeah.
And then like, oh yeah, here's the research, the Xiaomi, the monies, and the BYD, the bring your own dogs.
I know, I had that one.
God damn it.
I was waiting for a break to get that one in.
Son of a bitch.
Sorry.
Bring your own dog.
I took your whole Italian look and everything.
That one's creepier.
I'm creepy.
I'm creepy.
But this is where we are right now, and this can affect all—it can affect not only American
manufacturing, it can affect any industry.
Any industry they decide to target can be affected.
They can subsidize— Let's teach the rest of the world how to use tariffs.
That's a good—well, that's a good point.
So here's the thing.
That's a good point, but stop getting— I used to be a libertarian, and I'd say, hey, look, let the
best product win.
Until you realize how they're treating our product and how they're doing—
This is not honest competition.
Right.
happened to actually with motorcycles in it was Reagan I believe
I believe Harley was at the AMF days, right?
And, uh, they couldn't compete, and so Japan was bringing in motorcycles like Honda, Kawasaki.
They were far, far better than what Americans were used to.
And so they put tariffs on a lot of these Japanese motorcycles, which hurt Americans because they wanted better bikes that would actually last.
Problem is, you have to take into account that in Japan, they were doing the same thing first to American.
Automobiles and motorcycles.
So you can't be saying, well hold on a second, I guess we'll bring yours in because we actually believe in fair trade if the other nation doesn't.
That's the problem with libertarianism and that's why I'm no longer a libertarian.
That's why I am a conservative with a very strong leaning towards nationalism because today, in 2024, if you are not a nationalist, you are siding with, if you want to use the term globalist, internationalists.
Something has to be done to protect the United States From China encroaching.
Why?
They don't share our values.
They don't share our values.
Unless you want the United States to become like China, to become like Europe, to become like these nations, then you need to protect your nation.
You need to protect your nations with borders.
You need to protect your nations with policies.
And throughout all of my entire lifetime, I remember everyone saying it's going to be the next Great Tear.
Oh, watch out, China!
Watch out, China!
And everyone just assumed that that was a foregone conclusion.
There was one politician that I can remember, ever, in my lifetime, warning us about all of this and was labeled racist.
Don't ask me, ask China that question, okay?
Kung flu.
The biggest problem we have, like with China, is that they're sucking money out of this country.
Then the horrible part is they then loan it back to us.
They think we are the dumbest son of a bitches in the world.
The country is doing terribly.
We're being ripped off by everybody, every country, including China.
We can't continue to allow China to rape our country.
Because a lot of people say it's racist.
It's not racist at all, no.
Not at all.
It comes from China.
We're going to put a 100% tariff on every single car that comes across the line, and
you're not going to be able to sell those cars.
If I get elected, now if I don't get elected, it's going to be a bloodbath.
That was the exact context of bloodbath.
Yep.
Yep.
An economic bloodbath if China does exactly what they are doing right now and getting away with.
And everyone just said, oh, think about every single... When he was running for president, it was racist.
When he was president, when we were talking about COVID, it was racist.
Bloodbath, incitement to violence.
At a certain point, you do have to ask yourself, how does the media, and of course they're lackeys in the DNC, how do they always line up with communist opposition?
Even accidentally!
It's not, yeah, it's not an accident.
It's not even a question anymore.
I said this on, when I was here months ago, so let's quit calling them the Democrat Party.
Think of a different name.
They're communists!
They are, I mean, yeah.
They're communist sympathizers, certainly.
At a certain point you got to, right?
Seriously, let's, we still treat them like they're a legitimate...
Political party over here.
Yeah, like it's a little bit of a difference in corporate tax rates by two or three percent like it used to be.
No, you're actually, you're helping prop up an economy, well not economy, there is no, it's the government of a nation that actively seeks to do us harm and enslaves their own people.
Right, and that's where we're headed here.
The criminal enterprise.
I'll come up with a name tonight.
Yes.
I don't know if we use it on YouTube.
We'll think about what it is.
I'm sure Donald Trump has a good name for it.
China.
What did he just say in that montage?
Kung flu.
Oh yeah, that's right.
Kung flu.
It's not racist.
Kung flu.
That would have been racist.
They called it the Wuhan virus at one point?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And remember everyone said conspiracies, conspiracies Donald Trump trying to say that this was bioengineered.
I don't know if you remember this.
If you're a little bit younger, we were initially told that COVID came from a bat.
Yeah.
Remember that?
Yeah, some guy ate a bat and then, yeah, and then he gave everybody the flu.
Yeah.
And actually made him a Patsy, where they all like, oh, he eat bat, we have to quarantine him forever.
Problem solved.
I don't know.
Is it from the Wuhan Institute of COVID?
No, it's not the name.
I'm exaggerating to make a point.
But it was pretty much underneath the header.
It was the subheader.
Yeah.
It was Wuhan Institute of COVID virus of COVID.
Yeah.
Of virology.
Wuhan Institute of Virology.
Underneath it, we make COVID.
It said over a billion served.
Yes, yes, yes.
They changed the number.
Seven billion.
How many people on the planet have COVID-19?
COVID-19 original location.
Yes, COVID-19 original location.
Like Ray Kroc.
It's a flagship store.
Ray Kroc.
Original McDonald's was actually a milkshake machine.
Not burger!
Ray Kroc!
They said it was bat soup.
You ever have bat soup?
You always deep fry that shit.
Yes, exactly.
And, by the way, I'm not a big fan.
It leaves you bloated.
It bloated, it is very stringy, and you always find those little two fangs at the bottom of the bowl.
And also chickens exist.
Yes, exactly!
Exactly right.
So you mean alligator!
Yes!
Sorry, I got it wrong.
That's one of my favorite stories.
Oh my god.
I don't think he's Chinese.
I did exaggerate.
I don't think he's Chinese.
What do you tell him he's Chinese?
It is real, yeah.
I'll tell him.
But it's great because, you know, everybody, it tastes like chicken.
I'm telling you, this is the best gator I've ever had.
I don't want to try alligator.
No, no, don't.
Trust me.
It tastes like chicken.
You're gonna love it.
You could do that if you owned a restaurant.
Yeah.
You'd jack it up to $20 because it's alligator meat or something.
Right.
Yeah, exactly.
And it's imported.
And meanwhile, Frank Badeau is suing you.
All right, by the way, we are going to... Actually, I don't know if you know this.
We haven't talked about this yet.
They don't have a chip in their brain for that.
My point is, they're not all Wrong.
So we're going to continue this on Mug Club.
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