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So, there's something the media is doing today, and this is one of those scenarios where we're saying the exact same thing, only I think what's behind it is, not think, it's different.
So the media is saying, hey, Are you better off than you were four years ago?
Thinking that they're making an argument.
To which I would offer the rebuttal, are you better off than you were four years ago?
And then we're also going to be talking about, you know, Canada is banning kosher slaughter, so Jews can't eat, but they still allow the clubbing of baby seals, so no Jews, just Nanook of the North, and of course we have a This Week in Biden.
We have some more segments, but there's a lot to get to with the four-year comparison, so if at any point today you do see this on YouTube, Hang on, I'm going to rumble, because what are you doing there?
What are you doing in the ghettos of YouTube?
It's a live show, weekdays, 10 a.m.
Eastern, so you can comment below.
Are you better off than you were four years ago?
It's the exact same question.
And of course, we will be laying out the case.
CEO number two, Gerald Morgan, how are you?
I'm doing well.
How are you?
I'm fine.
I was trying to be more subdued because yesterday you were like, yeah, you're getting out of breath.
Were you doing better today?
Yeah.
Neil, maybe split the difference.
I'm breathing.
How's your shoulder?
I know that's been killing you.
It's not great.
I don't know what a frozen shoulder is.
I don't know what that is.
I've heard the term.
Can someone tell me below, like, what a frozen shoulder is?
I just, I popped it out.
A fro-show?
Fro-show?
Fro-show!
Just hold the shoulder upside down at the drive-thru?
Yeah.
I literally went there the other day because of you saying that.
Because I had to have one of those forever.
I want a blizzard.
They are delicious.
They are very tasty.
They really are good.
And they turn it up every time.
Yeah.
They just do it every time.
Especially, I think they do the score blizzard.
There's one with, like, the toffee in there.
Oh, you gotta try the beef blizzard.
I'm telling you, man.
Is there a beef lizard?
Oh, yeah.
It's like jerky?
It's off the menu.
You gotta ask for it.
Oh, jeez.
I think you just said something very sexual.
No, he didn't.
No, I didn't.
I think you're a pervert.
And when you hear this, you know he's in third chair.
And most of all, you thank him for his service, first and foremost.
That is most important.
But he'll be at the Brooktown Comedy Club, Tulsa, Oklahoma.
March 20th, that's this Friday, follow him at Josh underscore Firestein Notstein, he's a gentile.
How are you Josh?
I'm good, I'm alright.
I did some yard work yesterday for the first time here in Texas and I gotta say the Texas dirt here, it's the worst.
It's soft soil clay.
It's the worst.
I started with the weed whacker, I went to town.
And then right behind me, I looked at the sidewalk, it's just covered in mud, I can't get off of it.
I know, yeah.
Yeah, my house looks like hot shit on it.
It's terrible, but I'm doing alright.
It's also why they don't have basements here, because of the soft soil.
Unless you're a billionaire, in which case, you can make it happen.
Where am I supposed to keep my prisoners?
I know.
Wow.
The walk-in closet.
Did we let you import those from Washington?
Yes.
Also, by the way, I had someone from Florida ask me about tornadoes, saying, like, do you have shutters for your windows here for tornadoes?
I said, oh!
Oh, you think it's like a hurricane?
Yeah, it's not going to do anything.
Here comes a tornado, better close it!
It's like if you're outside, the outer ring of a hurricane, it maybe shakes a bit.
By the way, if someone says nothing could take you from my arms, except a tornado, absolutely.
By the way, thanks for giving me the worst nightmare I've ever had.
Geez, I'm going to think about that all night.
Well no, it's the season too, so dream about it tonight.
But that just becomes another piece of debris flying to kill someone.
Yeah.
Shutters?
What?
No!
We don't have shutters for tornadoes.
We have homeowner's insurance.
A shutter's just going to become a dangerous object.
Dangerous projectile.
It's like one of the kitchen utensils that went into Carrie's mom.
Which is creepy.
Okay, so the last few days they've not been very kind to former Vice President Joe Biden.
Respect the office.
But also his wife, who's a doctor.
She is.
As well.
She's also a cruel, abusive person by trotting him out there.
That brings us to This Week in Biden.
Wait, if you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black.
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As they say in Claymont, Delaware, where I spent my childhood, they ain't seen nothing yet.
Yesterday was St.
Patrick's Day, here at the White House.
Today is Women's History Month.
Two of the best days of the year, back to back.
If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black.
He must not have heard about my birthday.
Yes.
Well, it's not a month, Josh.
I think that's the operative word.
It's Women's History Month Day.
Two days back to back.
He just watched Requiem for a Dream.
Here's the thing.
Stop.
Stop.
Everybody stop.
Don't elaborate.
It's terrible!
Thanks, Douglas.
Then they'll tell you that, you know, this is just clearly what the right is trying to do, falsely malign him as incapable, as mentally deficient.
Guys, again, if this was your grandfather, or if this happened to be your husband, wouldn't you say, hey, it's time for you to get some rest, at the very least.
Not put him into the most stressful, powerful office of the land when he sounds like the guy from Joe Dirt.
You didn't get it on the soundboard?
No.
I hit it during the thing.
Oh, I didn't hear it.
What?
You hit it again?
When did you hit it?
I hit it during the thing.
Call me when you make it!
Yeah.
Call me when you make it!
Alright.
So we're going to move on to compared President Trump vs. Biden.
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You know, Gerald did the wonderful promo there earlier with Feminist Comps.
Okay.
Or you're gay.
Let me set this up for you.
If you don't remember, remember fake news?
Fake news started with the left trying to say, fake news is coming from the right.
They're trying to sort of obfuscate the news and they're trying to disorient people.
And then Donald Trump hijacked it and said, you know, fake news is the real, is the media, CNN, that's the real fake news.
And then they were saying, we don't want, don't listen to the right saying fake news or trying to sow mistrust in your institutions.
So this happens a lot where sometimes you may not necessarily recognize the origin of an argument that's being made.
We have made this argument in the past, and then Larry Trump last week, the RNC co-chair, made it.
And so I want to ask you quite simply, and this will be a recurring theme today, because this is going to be the most important question in the election.
The left knows it, that's why they're trying to hijack it, because poll after poll after poll shows up that the American public, including independents, including many Democrats, line up one way.
And the question is, are you better off than you were four years ago?
I would even add, do you believe that the country is better off than it was four years ago?
I don't think you should only vote out of selfish interests.
I understand that many people do, but you shouldn't vote out of your own selfish interests if you know that it's actually morally wrong.
The answer to both, however, I would argue, no.
Now, that's just my opinion.
Pretty simple.
But we'll lay the case out.
So here is Laird Trump asking this question last week if you were better off.
And people look around and they say, am I better off now than I was four years ago?
The answer to that is no.
You can compare very easily how much better your life was with Donald Trump in office and how much worse you are now that Joe Biden is in office.
They just keep trying to squeeze out a little more juice from that old Ronald Reagan campaign slogan.
Okay, we'll get to that guy.
Now, Donald Trump also put the same exact thing on Truth Social.
He said, ARE YOU BETTER OFF THAN YOU WERE FOUR YEARS AGO CAPS!
So, same thing.
He's an old typewriter.
I like the tactile sensitivity.
So now the media is trying to hijack this, and they actually think this is going to work!
I don't!
And I think it's a very interesting comparison, which we will do.
The economy, we will do crime, we will do American independence, our standing in the world, we'll go through all of it.
The media has now claimed that everything in life is actually better.
And they specifically tried to compare it directly to COVID, which of course, we'll dismiss out of hand and explain why.
And then in general, that everything is better than it was four years ago.
How good was your life four years ago today, on March 13th, 2020?
Breaking news tonight, President Trump declaring the coronavirus a national emergency.
A national emergency.
Two very big words.
Remember, you all wanted to lock everything down!
All schools closing in a growing number of states.
So how about it?
You better off than you were four years ago?
The messaging coming from the right on the question, are you better off than you were four years ago, is getting more and more laughable.
Crime is down.
Energy production at record levels.
We are energy independent.
More drilling than ever in human history.
Deficit down.
Wages are rising.
Unemployment is negligible.
The stock market is soaring.
We somehow brushed off both the Trump presidency and the pandemic.
Yes, inflation persists for a lot of things, but You know, an actual good, nice-sized TV now costs 60 bucks.
Who gets credit for that?
China.
Okay.
Now, can we, first off, can you be done with the Bill Maher thing?
I know in four months, when his ratings go down, he'll say, and Biden is bad, right?
Oh, he's one of us.
No, he's not.
He's a charlatan, he's a fake, and he's a joke thief.
Can you be done with this guy who panders to both sides?
This guy has no principles, so none of his views line up.
He's never consistent.
Please, stop.
And stop trying to convince us that, at least with Jon Stewart, he's lined up on one side consistently and, most important, funny.
He's an intelligent guy, too.
By the way, he acts like the $60 TV thing happened yesterday.
It's also not $60.
He's so disconnected.
He didn't see that TV less a week.
Lots of goods and services go down.
Hey, yay, thank you capitalism!
All right?
But Bill Maher, that guy is the worst.
I have a much bigger problem with people who try and put on your team jersey or even occasionally do it, and then of course people who embrace them and not recognizing the fraud because, hey, he's the story of the week.
Now, their argument is you're better off than you were four years ago because COVID.
I don't know if that works with anybody.
Genuinely, you can comment with your friends, or if you have friends where you think that might work.
I have never seen more people awaken to the left and their true motives outside of COVID.
I know plenty of suburban white female voters who all of a sudden became conservative.
Why?
Because they remember that the left wanted to lock them down.
They remember that the left was the one who wanted to keep children at home.
They remember that the left was the one who wanted to mandate mRNA vaccines, including for... They remember all of those things.
So for the left to say, oh, you're better off because COVID, Donald Trump, COVID, I don't think it's going to work.
Then we go to, are you better off even pre-COVID?
Let's use the non-COVID sort of four years of Donald Trump, really three years.
It still doesn't work.
And they have to lie because the poll numbers won't for them.
So the voters have preferred, this is from CBS YouGov, not a bastion of right-wing extremism.
The economy under Trump, 65% of respondents said good.
Economy under Biden, 38% said good.
It's a little more than half, or as Biden calls it, a big win.
Yes, exactly.
Look, it's not only that inflation is persistent, people's memory of the time is persistent and it won't go away.
But this is the most disingenuous argument that I've ever even heard.
The place they start from is asking you to believe that the comment, are you better off today than you were four years ago, means specifically That day four years ago.
Maybe it was a really, really bad day for me four years ago on this date.
Fine, I get that.
But that's not the comparison that's being made.
It wasn't the comparison Reagan was making.
He was saying, under Jimmy Carter, are you really better off with this guy's policies in play?
No, you're not.
But they're like, ha!
He's so stupid!
Four years ago today, the COVID thing was happening.
Yeah, I remember March 13th, 2020, I got a DUI and lost my family.
What a terrible day it was.
I won the lottery four years ago.
That's not the question.
We had a miscarriage.
You're missing the point.
It's a really bad day.
And I'm sorry for you.
So, let's go through all of these issues.
We'll go through the economy, we'll go through national security, we'll go through energy, some of the claims that they've made, and we'll just compare the two.
So let's first go through the economy and spending, former Vice President Biden versus Trump.
There you go, that's fun.
So, all the references are available at Lyder.com.
Biden looked like he was pooping, by the way.
Does he?
Can you hold it back up?
He's like... See?
Trump's fighting.
He kind of always looks like he's pooping or just pooped.
Yes.
He does.
That's when he has a happy face.
Guess what?
I did it!
I pooped my pants.
No, he's that kid who looks, he's like, don't look at me.
I potted.
Don't look.
I can't do it.
But it tickles.
Okay.
So, Mr. Biden, did you poop your pants?
It's not supposed to be there.
Trump did it.
So, okay, let's go through the economy.
We'll get back to pooping.
Yes, please.
Although, you know, I repeat myself.
So inflation, of course, is up.
And this is something that affects Americans on an individual level.
The overall unemployment rate, the overall labor force participation rate, right?
Or the overall fact that more Americans are working two, three, four jobs than ever before.
If one individual is not participating in that, They may not relate to it.
Something that everybody who has to live and eat understands at a very basic level, because they're experiencing it day in and day out, is inflation.
It affects everybody.
People now need eleven and a half thousand more dollars to keep the same standard of living that they had the first day Biden took office.
Well, good thing they have a second job now.
Right, yes.
Thank you, President.
Yeah, keeping up with the Joneses got a lot more expensive.
You need $11,000 more, which means you probably need to make around $15,000 to $16,000 more annually so that after taxes you'll have the $11,000 left over.
Right, yes.
So hey, that wouldn't be a big issue.
If wages were up significantly, like you just said, $15,000 to $20,000, well, let's bring us to the next point.
They're down.
So, let's give you the... I always say the Obama-Trump-Biden sandwich, okay?
Annual incomes under Obama, they went up $1,000.
Eight years.
1,043.
Annual incomes under Biden, well, they've gone down $4,200.
Annual incomes under President Trump, they went up $4,000.
Thank you very much!
Think about that!
And he had COVID happen on his watch!
He did!
So you have $1,000, eight years.
$4,000, really three years, and then net negative $4,200 right now within three years.
Well, he's still got time to screw it up more.
Yeah, he does.
The number could be worse.
He undid all of President Trump's executive orders and undid all of your earnings.
So, that's what you probably are experiencing.
Now, when they tried to make this claim, Joy... I was about to say Behar, but gosh, there are no good Joys.
There are no.
They're ruining the name.
They really are.
Joy Behar.
Joy Reid.
BITCH!
I'm trying to think of one.
Joy... No.
To the World is a good song.
That is a good song.
I can't think of any.
Both of Them Bitches.
So the debt claim, the deficit, and of course you're smart enough to understand the difference between the debt and the deficit.
The left will use it interchangeably because they think you're an idiot.
In 2023, the national debt hit $34 trillion for the first time.
Now I know the debt has always gone up, and of course it did go up overall under President Trump.
That is true.
The deficit is when you're talking about an annual issue, right?
The deficit spending.
Biden increased the deficit by an average of 1.95 trillion per year.
Donald Trump did increase it by 1.3 trillion per year.
1.39 trillion per year.
So I don't know, if you know this, 1.95, that's a lot more.
Exactly.
Do me a favor, before we mention the next point, bring that chart back up.
I just want people to visually, I'm a visual kind of guy, you see that line that goes way up over there?
Yeah, that's a lot.
Joe Biden is saying, I cut it from how I raised it.
I cut it from how I raised it.
You see the lines over to the left?
That's Trump.
One of those lines is COVID.
I get that.
But then it goes down and then it stays higher than Trump.
Every one of the other lines.
Yes.
That includes COVID then?
That chart does.
Like paying for vaccines and paying for stimulus checks and all that that Trump did?
I believe that chart does, yeah.
I can't see because the chart is small.
The largest line is COVID, the next one after that is Joe Biden, Joe Biden, Joe Biden, and you look at the three lines before that and that's all Donald Trump and they're all lower than the Biden lines after COVID apparently is done!
So to give you an idea, we now spend $50 billion more annually on interest than we do on the military in total.
50 billion dollars more in annual interest than we do on the military.
So when people say, you know, when the Air Force has to sell bombers to raise money, or has to sell bake sale cookies to make bombers, whatever it is, and schools get all the funding they need, if you just completely eliminated the military, which would be stupid, it still wouldn't do anything because we're paying more annually on interest!
Interest!
Eight hundred and what was it?
Seventy billion dollars on interest per year.
By the way, fifty billion is, I like to call it, it's two and a half border walls.
Yes.
More.
That's a good measurement.
It's two and a half border walls.
Sounds like my car loan.
Yes, imagine if your car payment had more, you paid more on your car payment interest than you did on your mortgage, food, gas, school, healthcare.
And my tank.
Combined.
Yeah.
That's what we're looking at.
We are so screwed.
Then they made the comparison of crime.
So let's look at the truth.
Okay.
Murder is up 14% on average.
Oh, nice.
So that's pretty significant.
You can just bring it up, overlay B5.
Retail theft is obviously up.
And the problem is some of these numbers are very difficult to compare.
That's why we're using the murder rate, because violent crime is measured differently country to country and state to state.
So a more accurate metric, for example, Because some states, as you well know, don't consider retail theft a violent crime.
Now, I don't know if you know this, but it used to be that you couldn't walk into a store and steal something.
As a matter of fact, one could almost argue that the only way that could take place is with the threat of violence.
Otherwise, the store owners would say, you have to pay for that.
And if you say, well no I don't.
They make you pay for it.
That's a stalemate.
You just stare at each other.
Yeah.
To be fair, retail theft is slowly going down because retail stores are closing.
Yes, exactly right.
So that's a good point.
The revenue lost due to retail theft from 2019 to 2023, it's up 97%.
2019 to 2023, it's up 97%.
97%.
Geez.
97%.
Stores lost $112 billion to retail theft in 2022 alone.
I'm in the wrong business.
That's good.
I wonder what effect that has on taxes.
To be a billionaire.
Yeah, it's almost like we're subsidizing crime.
And things are so bad, like you said, retailers are closing across America in record numbers.
Here's a montage.
With an uptick of New Yorkers leaving the state, businesses are also leaving.
158 companies managing almost a trillion dollars in assets have left New York.
Research shows empty storefronts and abandoned office space are on the rise.
KTVU's Brooks Jarocz live tonight in downtown San Francisco with what can possibly be done here to turn things around.
I forgot how stupid that was.
Seriously, what could possibly be done?
One guess!
What, in San Francisco?
has been profitable in these neighborhoods, claiming to lose tens of millions of dollars
every year.
I'm sorry, I forgot how stupid that was.
What could possibly be done?
One guess.
What, in San Francisco?
Are you serious?
How many bad policies do you want to talk about?
How long have we stopped retail theft since always?
Somebody call Nash Bridges.
Oh my gosh.
Alright.
Well look, you know what is not theft?
Crowdershop.com.
That's the cheesiest way that I could possibly get into it.
But since we're talking about Trump and we're talking about, you know, this.
You've got the free speech banner.
It's a brand new shirt right now.
Go on ladderwithcrowder.com.
I've got the Trump gang.
Trump Gangs!
We was Gangs!
Oh wow, all three of you guys got those?
We was Gangs.
Exactly.
So look, we're giving away a PS5 every time you go and make a purchase on CrowderShop.com right now this week.
We're doing an entry with every purchase.
You said we're giving away one with every purchase.
No, no, no.
I take it back.
Don't just go buy a pair of socks and think you're getting a PS5.
You're not getting a PS5.
That would be pretty cool.
Maybe you get a PS5 sticker and that's it.
But no, you get a PS5 entry to win.
And by the way, Lest you think we forgot the truck, the Ford Raptor, and the $10,000 cash, we have narrowed down the field to finalists.
We will call them live on Thursday.
One lucky person is going to be the winner.
I'll give you a hint.
It's not someone who got a television for $60.
It's probably not.
Make sure you tune in for that.
That's going to be fun.
And then probably do something fun with them and give them the truck and not steal it from them.
Sure.
We'll do our best.
We have no idea.
So we went through crime, went through the economy.
Let's get to energy because that's another claim that Joy, I keep wanting to say Behar, Joy Reid made.
She's more energy than ever, more drilling than ever.
All right, so first off again, what affects you?
Obviously, you see the net result, the average annual gas price.
Biden, $3.14 under President Trump, $2.27.
It made the claim that oil production at an all-time high.
Okay, but let's kind of explain this here.
According to Politico, analysts and industry officials said that the record production stems mostly from market forces and innovation in extracting more crude, which was driven by the COVID-19-induced oil bust, not Biden's action.
They, the Biden Administration, are not providing enough certainty for the industry to continue producing at high levels in the longer term.
And here's something also important to note.
This was coming in on the heels of President Trump reversing 19 Obama-era drilling regulations, which is what allowed for this sort... Think of Operation Warp Speed, whether you like, of course, the mRNA injection or not.
I say not.
However, the same reduction in red tape is what allowed them to innovate At a record pace, to basically make it more efficient, the oil.
It's not that there's more land, they're able to extract more crude from the land that they have than ever before, and that is a direct result of the policies that you see in stated from President Trump.
You can go and check out the reference, I believe it's a New York Times piece.
It includes pipelines, not to mention fracking, natural gas.
Let's look at the new oil leases though, because she said record, I believe she said more leases.
Never.
I don't know what she said, but it was stupid.
Production.
She said something about that.
Did she say new record?
I feel like she said most record releases.
Can you go back to Joy Reid?
Can you find that in the clip?
Because I just want to make sure that I'm not misremembering the stupid.
Yeah, I'll get it right here.
You got it?
Going from the right on the question, are you better off than you were four years ago, is getting more and more laughable.
Crime is down.
Energy production at record levels.
We are energy independent.
More drilling than ever in human history.
Deficit down.
Wages are rising.
So she said more drilling than ever.
Okay.
Energy independent?
Do you know what that term means?
Yeah, for the first time ever in our lifetime we were a net energy exporter under President Trump.
I didn't think I would see the day.
You may not remember this if you're below the age of 30.
We always heard about peak oil.
That was the term.
Peak oil!
Meaning that we wouldn't have enough.
Turns out that's not a thing.
So!
Let's compare the new oil leases, because that would tell you as a matter of policy where and why we would be drilling, or if we actually are allowed to.
Under President Trump, let's go with him, first 19 months, 4.4 million acres when you're talking about new leases.
Under former Vice President Biden, 19 months, 0.13 million acres.
months, 0.13 million acres.
4.4, 0.13.
It's almost as if he's not even trying.
It's almost as if she doesn't, these people don't care if they simply lie to you.
4.4 million acres.
Okay?
0.13.
All references available at lottowithcreditor.com.
Take a crack at it!
Comment below.
What is that, 130,000 acres?
0.13 million.
Well, we had to put it in millions so it would be comparable.
0.13 million acres.
But yes, Josh, that's good math.
That is good math.
It checks out.
That's so little!
It almost sounds like not enough.
I think that's like the Bush Ranch.
So if you don't remember this, Biden had to go crawling back to Saudi Arabia and beg them to drill.
It's too short to count you in on that.
I'm not sure what the music was for.
It's like, oh man.
This was after we were a net energy exporter.
And then he goes, we can sell this.
Saudi Arabia.
Hey, by the way, this is the same place that has LGBTQ plus awareness and a light show at the White House.
I don't know if you're familiar with Saudi Arabia.
It's just a giant sting.
They have a day where they ask you to meet up on top of the Burj Khalifa.
That's a different country.
But throw you off of it.
It's like Bill Maher.
There's no way to remain consistent because there are no principles.
And this is why I say policy shouldn't be dictated by polls.
The reason I bring up the polls as a reference point is just to show you that the lie they are pushing isn't working.
Let's move on to the next point.
Global stability.
America's standing in the world.
Because this is something that a lot of people wanted to really Hang around the neck of President Trump and people who voted for him.
Remember they were saying if he becomes president you're going to have World War III.
That's going to happen in record time.
World War III and then also our standing in the world is going to diminish because nobody's going to take this guy seriously.
He's a clown.
They said it's going to kill us globally.
Right.
So in case you've forgotten, under Biden the world has looked like this.
Russia's defense ministry says they have captured the eastern city of Avdivka less than a day after Ukrainian officials announced they withdrew troops.
The victory is Russia's largest since they captured Bakhmut.
More than 30 Chinese military aircrafts were detected around Taiwan in a 24-hour window.
Taipei's defense ministry says that it is the largest shore force around the island since it held crucial elections.
It is no secret that we have become a nuclear threshold state, and this is a reality.
It is also no secret that we have the technical capabilities required to manufacture a nuclear bomb.
That's not good.
They were trying to keep it secret for a long time, remember that?
Yes.
Over a century old territorial dispute.
Overseas now and major developments in the Israel-Hamas war.
Israel's war cabinet approving a plan to go after Hamas militants in Rafa and southern Gaza.
North Korean leader Kim Jong-un threatening war.
He called South Korea quote the most hostile state.
Yankee go home.
That's the message from Niger's junta to the some 1,000 American troops stationed in the country.
That's a good point, Josh, just to put a finer point on it.
Iran was hiding it for a while, like, you're not trying to build a nuclear bomb, are you?
Yeah.
No.
No, of course not.
Then as soon as he's done, like, yeah, we have fuel, medical, we have a couple.
How many times we put sanctions on them because they're like, no, it's for energy.
Yeah.
We're doing, that's a nuclear plant for energy.
And we're like, I don't think so.
Then as soon as Biden came out, like, ollie, ollie, ollie, nuclear bomb free.
I know you only need to enrich uranium to like 5% for peaceful purposes, but we think 30 works better!
On our way to like 60 or 90, whatever it is, to actually, you know, make bombs.
We'll figure it out on the way.
You say tomato, I say kill juice.
Oh boy.
So, compare that... One of those is a fruit!
Yes, it would look like Kal-El's bachelor pad.
Keep in mind that under President Trump, now you may not like him.
You may think he was bombastic.
There was no war in Ukraine.
There was no war in Gaza.
We had the Abrahamic Peace Accords.
China was constrained.
Iran's economy was hamstrung.
They were, like Josh said, they were not trying to, or at least they were lying, at least the threat of the President, they were lying, saying, no, no, we absolutely are not trying to build nuclear weapons.
It's the tone, tenor, the posture that you see.
No wonder that, of course, the person who we know is best friends with Tucker Carlson and Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin, has endorsed Joe Biden.
Then the question that was four years ago and now it turns out again becomes relevant.
Who is better for us, Biden or Trump?
Biden.
He is a more experienced person, he is predictable, he is an old-fashioned politician.
But we will work with the leader of the United States, to whom the American people will entrust.
Safely tucked away in his diaper.
Yes.
Now I know that you can't trust Putin.
No, of course not.
But I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
Now.
Again, you believe you're lying, Eisenhower.
President Trump was always killing terrorists and giving awesome speeches.
He died like a dog.
He died like a coward.
He was whimpering, screaming, and crying.
And frankly, I think it's something that should be brought out.
So that his followers and all of these young kids that want to leave various countries, including the United States, they should see how he died.
He didn't die a hero, he died a coward.
And I always find it funny when you have the virtue signaling Christians who are like, that he shouldn't talk that way.
Yes, he should.
Yes.
Now, that being said, if your dog dies whimpering, screaming, crying, you're probably doing something wrong.
You need a new vet.
But I agree.
He should not be talking like that.
But I'd be lying if I said I didn't like it.
Of course.
He's talking about a terrorist.
No, he killed.
Yes.
But it was also a senior military leader in Iran.
Like, everybody was saying, oh no.
Like, typically what you would do is come out, oh we had to do this, you know, and the president would kind of downplay it a little bit so that they could save some face.
And he's just, like, poking them in the chest the entire time saying, do something.
Do something.
Do something.
Come on.
Do something.
I was worried when that happened, too, by the way.
I was, when that happened, I was like, uh-oh.
They're gonna retaliate.
You're gonna pop off?
Nothing.
No.
You know why?
They knew better.
Exactly, because somebody stood up and said, I don't give a damn what you think about our country.
Do something.
Come at me, bro.
I just fried your first guy.
You want me to go after you next?
I will.
And they're like, he might actually do it.
He might do it.
I think I believe him.
He's a very different approach.
You may not like it, but it's effective.
Basically, you compare it with Barack Obama, of course, taking credit for SEAL Team 6 and, you know, the kind of presentation of, now, of course, it's always sad when somebody dies and Trump's like, not for me!
I take no joy in extinguishing any human life.
I do!
I'll do it whenever I feel like and you'll never know when that is.
That's not fair.
I liked Obama's speech where they killed Bin Laden.
No, his wasn't bad.
I thought it was nice.
It sounded so patronizing.
Yeah, it did, but I meant it.
He was actually more black in that speech.
I was just trying to use an example, but I do remember him being, it was a victory lap.
It was as close as he ever got being the first black president to saying, like, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Surprise, bitch!
So, let's go back through that.
And I ask you, are you better off than you were four years ago?
We're asking the same question.
I'm okay with that.
If the left wants to ask if their campaign is going to be, or certainly the media, are you better off than you were four years ago?
I will just respond with...
Answer their question.
No further questions.
The defense rests.
But right now, let's compare this to four years ago again.
We just laid this out for you.
Everything costs more.
National debt has skyrocketed.
The deficit has skyrocketed.
Murder and theft are up.
Businesses are closing in record numbers.
Gas is expensive.
We are less energy secure.
The world is on fire.
But, you know, the plus side, there aren't as many mean tweets, but there are more truth socials, so even that's a wash.
That's what I would say.
Is life better for you now than it was four years ago?
What about you, Josh?
I don't know about better, it's different.
I wasn't doing auditions and screen tests back then.
By the way, I have another one if you want to see it.
Yeah, we're fine on time by all means.
Tim, I gave it to Tim earlier, do you mind?
All right, so you're reading for... I am, Josh.
Fantastic, thank you.
You're reading for Gordon Gekko in the musical version of Wall Street.
All right.
You ready?
Yeah.
Okay.
If you're facing financial woes and you don't know where to go, call Tax Network USA!
Stop, stop.
What are you doing?
Jazz hands.
Obviously.
What are you singing?
Ah, just a little something I whipped up to showcase my skills for the role.
Should I be doing something different, or?
No, just stick to the script, man.
Okay, well, script is nice and all, but I see this as more of a cautionary tale in the world of high finance, you know?
I really think we should be giving the audience all the tools they need to face the IRS.
That should be the message here.
No, it's not.
Just try it one more time.
Keep it simple.
Alright.
The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
Greed is right.
Greed works.
Greed is why the IRS feels that they can take everything from you, so arm yourself with the long arm of Tax Network USA.
They've helped thousands of people avoid paying unnecessary taxes and they can help you.
Todd, that's not in the script.
What's the disconnect here?
There's no disconnect with Tax Network USA.
They've always got people ready to help, standing by.
I'm confused.
Do you have an agenda here?
My only agenda is making sure the American public is aware that they have options.
What's the name of that website again?
Oh, I got you, buddy.
Got it right here.
Look, it's TaxNetworkUSA.com.
It's in the armpit there, but it's TaxNetworkUSA.com.
I got it.
Thanks.
I really appreciate it.
It's not a dot.
It says dot.
It's like a period.
Did I get the roll?
We'll call you.
Maybe.
Huh?
And we appreciate you taking one for the team.
I don't think I'm getting that one.
He said maybe.
But I got another audition with that guy just because I gave him that.
Good.
That info.
He's like, I've got to come back for something else.
Well, if you're watching right now, don't let the tax issues take over your life.
Don't let the IRS, when the IRS takes advantage of you, what they're doing is they're taking this gun right here, they're aiming it at you and saying, do what we say.
And by the way, 80,000 new, sorry, we can't say agents, we'll get suspended from YouTube.
Employees.
Employees.
Pencil pushers for sure.
Useless people anyway.
Don't let the IRS bend you over.
That's my wife's job.
That's a problem.
That's a changing of the actual role.
Just lost a sponsor.
So find your path, really, to just peace of mind here.
No one likes taxes.
Go to TNUSA.com slash Crowder.
Or you can call 1-800-245-6000.
or dot com slash Crowder yep tnusa.com slash Crowder or you can call 1-800-245-6000
and I really do uh recommend because hey it's I hate I hate the IRS so if if enough of you just
piss them off just just make their life a little difficult just make them wish they picked someone
They're the biggest bully in the United States.
Think about that.
More people fear being audited than they do being kidnapped.
Well that's, yeah, I think that's reasonable.
So speaking of silly things, let's move on to Canada.
My half homeland, of course you know I was raised there, and I've talked about Canada quite a few times as an example of what the left would do here in the States if they were completely unfettered in their power.
You're seeing that with Trudeau.
I've consistently said the worst two people I can think of in politics in my lifetime Governor Gretchen Whitmer, Michigan.
Keep an eye on that.
Keep an eye on that one.
And Trudeau.
Trudeau is a totalitarian.
These people actually just enjoy the abuse of power.
Some people get a thrill of, I got away with it.
And the worst combination, the worst intersect is this sort of culmination of that with someone who has control over legislative policy.
You've known people like that in your life, right?
Where they're just bullies and they just get a thrill out of taking advantage of someone or abusing their power.
It could be a crappy teacher.
Who just liked, right?
You had them when you were growing up.
It could be, I don't know, a babysitter.
Could be someone who was a manager.
I had to deal with a manager at Burger King who banned me for life for free refills.
I don't know if you know this.
In Canada, this is another thing why it sucks.
In Canada, you have a soda fountain, released in Quebec, but you can't do refills!
NUKE CANADA!
No, it's not.
Yeah, but they can fit in their cars.
Well, some of them.
Some of them.
Well, there is diet soda.
Gosh.
Why?
No, it's not because of that.
I know.
It's because they're cheap.
I know.
It's a whole thing.
I'll talk about it in my class.
I watched my dad almost get into a fight with a buzz cut legend at the Burger King on Tashrow Boulevard in Greenfield Park.
Anyone out there from Greenfield Park or Brassard, you know what I'm talking about.
Comment below.
So Canada is famous for things, uh, it's basically famous for not allowing you to do, uh, the
things that are your God-given right.
Damn!
Damn!
Sorry, and for context, I was not saying it's your God-given right to paint yourself in
That being said, it kind of is.
But it's not the right call.
He did it all the way to the knees, dude!
It wasn't black face, it was black body.
And he did it like 15 times.
Oh yeah, he was a connoisseur.
And they just forgive it.
And Megyn Kelly lost her job because she said, you know when I was young I wanted to dress up like Diana Ross because I loved Diana Ross.
Lost her job?
This guy has the most powerful office in the land of Canada, which I get is not saying much because it's a stupid, silly place.
He was sponsored by Kiwi, so he had to do it.
Do we have?
Alright, here's the... They are famous for not allowing you to do the things.
Today, we are closing the market for military-grade assault weapons in Canada.
Oh, are you?
There's no hope tonight for Canadians suffering with intolerable pain.
A bill expanding access to assisted death has received royal assent.
Those who aren't near their natural death now have the right to seek medical assistance in dying.
These blockades are illegal, and if you're still participating, The time to go home is now.
What this means is that it will no longer be possible to buy, sell, transfer, or import handguns.
Anywhere in Canada.
We will be able to reduce the stigma, the fear and shame that keep people who use drugs silent about their use or using alone.
The government wants to increase sentences for online incitement of hatred, specifically for promotion or incitement to genocide.
That would mean a maximum sentence that goes up to life imprisonment from the current five years.
So in case you are wondering, yes, you cannot have a bedside firearm for protection in Canada, but you can kill yourself medically assisted.
They actually have a significant number of their deaths coming from that.
They'll recommend it to you, the MAID program?
Like, I'm not even kidding.
You can smoke crack in front of your social worker and, you know, so no handguns, no speech, you can't have a peaceful protest as a trucker, you can't speak online, even, by the way, including against the government in many facets, but you can kill yourself and do methamphetamine.
In front of your nurse.
And it's their legal obligation.
Just tell the government about it.
Yes, exactly.
And here's the newest one.
It's not the most severe example, but it's certainly the funniest.
Guess where this story came from?
Take a wild guess.
Canada?
Well, the person.
No, hold on a second.
You may not be able to buy any local kosher meat in Canada, thanks to new regulations.
Yeah, this one came from HR, and we... It's really bothering Sam.
Yeah, he said, this one's kind of a flyer.
Um, now I know some of you are saying, yeah, but kosher, the way they kill animals is kind of, is cruel.
Let's put that aside, because I'm going to contrast for you the fact that you're still allowed to club seals.
So.
That was after the clubbing.
So animals not specifically slaughtered with a bolt gun, they have to go through these like lengthy cognitive tests to ensure that the animal is brain dead.
Can we do that with Biden?
Yeah.
And kosher slaughter prohibits using a bolt gun, so it's very clear who this is targeting.
And of course you have Jewish groups who are suing because the rule is going to prohibit kosher meats.
And by the way, it'll also probably run into problems with halal meat, which I think are actually very similar in a lot of ways, even though the two just don't get along.
So, they won't be able, in Canada, and think about this for a second.
It doesn't matter where you line up.
In a place like Canada, you can't get kosher meat, says the government.
However, you can still kill baby seals by clubbing.
And I know what you're saying.
Baby seals?
There's a special exemption.
But yes.
Baby.
You may be surprised that there's an exemption for clubbing.
Can't taste your kosher meat, but it's okay to bash seals in their red.
Guess Trudeau hates shoes.
Can't taste your kosher meat, but it's okay to bash seals in their red.
Guess Trudeau hates you.
If you expected better, shame on you.
And they say Canadians can't play baseball.
They got good form.
By the way, we couldn't decide.
We had a different version of that.
Let us know what you like.
Now, let us know which one you like better.
You can comment below.
♪ You have your roses and moon ♪ ♪ A light hits the gloom of the grave ♪
Now.
That was perfect.
Let us know which one you like better in the comments below.
I don't know.
I like the blink covers.
That's what I like.
You know, I lean that way, but I'm a Seal fan.
So here's the thing.
It's the inconsistency.
There is no way to be a leftist, to be a progressive today, because progress for progress's sake, there's no principle behind it.
So then you end up with yeah halal meat, no a kosher...
meat.
It hasn't even gone just far left, it's done this.
It has no idea where it wants to go, and the right has gone somewhat left.
The right has gone consistently left, and the left has gone to completely intellectually indefensible.
That's where we are.
So the seal harvesting, just so you know, in contrast to the kosher laws, they must be humane.
And the animal must be, let me read you, must be shot or struck in the cranium with a hackapick, that's a pointed club, So again, take a guess.
Take a guess why there's an exemption.
Hacker pic!
Hold on, hold on.
Bring it back up.
And by the way, one of those pictures was a hammer.
That's true.
Listen to what that says.
Striking.
The seal harvesters... and this is a little different.
It's what we wrote, but we took out one thing.
The seal harvesters must shoot or strike the animal.
There you go!
Shoot it!
There you go!
But they don't do that.
Well, they allow some hunt, in very limited circumstances, hunting rifles.
Think of this for a second.
Again, the right and hunters... no one has done more for animal conservation than hunters in the United States.
It's not environmentalists.
It's not Al Gore and his 500 million dollars.
He can shut up and go to another masseuse.
It's hunters.
Why?
Because they have a vested interest.
They're hunters.
So they know.
They know what the population looks like.
They want to maintain the health of the animals.
Why?
Because a lot of them eat these animals.
And it's hunters who have pushed for many laws.
For example, caliber laws, which mean that in some states, it varies from state to state, in some states you're not allowed to use handgun caliber.
I don't know if that's still the case.
You're allowed to use it out of a carbine.
You have to use a minimum effective caliber as to avoid cruelty and be able to kill the animal in a fast manner, an efficient manner, which wouldn't constitute animal cruelty.
The flip side is, you can't own a lot of these guns in Canada, but you can hit a baby seal with a hammer.
The good news is, though, they have some regular- A hack-a-pig.
Yes, a hack-a-pig.
A hack-a-pig.
Which is what was used against Mr. Pelosi.
This is why, by the way, it's why they allow whaling.
It's because of the Native American population saying, hey, don't take our way of life!
So they just have to lead them to the baby seals with a trail of bottles of Windex.
And free phones.
So, the hunters have to check that the animal's head has been crushed.
Well, that's good.
Yeah.
And they have to allow the... What if it's not?
Yeah, what do you do at that point?
Try and try again?
Is it just a fine?
Say, I think I can, I think I can.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Then they have to allow the baby seal to bleed out for at least one minute before skinning.
Before skinning.
Kosher meats, however.
By the way, it doesn't even necessarily specify, like, allow the baby seal to bleed out.
Okay.
Until it's dead.
Yeah, make sure it's dead.
No, just...
There's separate clauses.
There's a wiggle room.
It's what we call the skinning alive baby seal loophole, folks.
Oh, jeez.
So...
I just picture a hunter standing there with a stopwatch tapping his foot.
This is bullshit!
Yeah, he's timing it.
He's like, what do you want me to do?
Die!
He's got a sundial, not a stopwatch.
But it can't be consistent.
For the same reason that Rashida Tlaib has the Palestinian flag next to the rainbow flag, you have a country that bans kosher meat, and bans handguns completely, and many effective forms of rifles and shotguns, while allowing clubbing a baby seal with a hammer.
Granted, you make sure that its head is crushed.
And you allow it a minute to bleed out before you skin it.
Again, compare that with laws that we have in the United States.
It's a culture of guns.
I think that's a good thing.
New Hampshire, you need a .357 Magnum caliber or larger for deer hunting.
In Illinois, you need a .30 caliber or larger for deer hunting.
In Kentucky, you need a .35 caliber or larger for hunting.
We have these laws for a reason.
Because hunters want to kill these animals in a humane way.
That's where we are.
And it makes sense.
I tried to kill a deer that I hit with a car one time with a .22 and it did not work out well.
Geez, a car and a .22?
To be fair, the deer hit me.
It didn't run out on the road, it literally ran into the side of the car.
Was it running out of a radiation plant?
I don't know.
It was shooting him in self-defense.
Seriously, it was like a scene for me, myself, and Irene with a cow only with a deer.
And a crying girl.
So bad!
It was a man dressed as a deer carjacking Gerald.
It was Comic-Con.
Watch out San Diego, Gerald's coming.
Killed a furry.
So what would the left do if completely unfettered?
Well, look to Canada.
And the reason, sure, you can look to Europe.
Canada is very similar to the United States.
It's just, it's right there.
I mean, I grew up right there where it's 30 minutes.
I mean, depending where you live, it could be two minutes.
It could be 30 seconds to get from the Canadian border to the United States border.
And it's like an entirely different land.
And the primary difference is they didn't fight off the tyranny of royalty and the government to gain their independence.
The United States did.
Now, this is one of those situations where they say all cultures are created equal.
I don't believe that.
And before I even get to third world shithole countries and I stand by that, I would even point to Canada.
I appreciate that we have a culture of individual firearm ownership.
Why?
Because that's what made the United States versus the silly place that is Canada.
They kiss the ring.
They still have the Queen on their money.
We don't.
And so, we hunt with guns.
You hit seals with hammers while banning kosher food.
You can see the inconsistency of the left in Canada.
You can go from year to year and see the policies, and the only constant is a violation of your fundamental human rights.
That's really the only constant.
There you go!
Can't fulfill a religious obligation, but you can still kill baby seals, and let's be honest, the real reason is because they have to pander to the Native American population, by the way, who I have had friends who are missionaries who had to go to Native American reservations to teach them how to hunt and fish.
What?
So they're just doing the hack-a-pick club thing out of just, they don't even know what they're doing?
I guarantee you I could go house to house.
And I would not find a hack-a-pick.
They wouldn't even know it.
It's guilty white people who put it in the law.
Would you find a sloppy seal?
Probably a sloppy Joe.
Yeah, you probably would.
Probably if they hit it with a car.
Especially if Comic-Con's in town in Vancouver.
Wow, you never know.
A lot of dead seals.
And a lot of mothers missing their children.
Thanks, Gerald.
Hey, we're going to continue this.
If you're watching on Rumble right now, click that button.
None of this happens without you on Mug Club.
We're going to continue.
We made it under the hour mark for the first time, I think.
Wow!
Well, don't screw it up!
I'm not going to screw it up.
We're going to play Bad Movie Lines on Mug Club.
There's no way we can play it, of course, at all on YouTube.
But before we... I guess we have the trailer of the film that we will be playing with.
We've got to say the name, though.
Toolman... Him... What is it?
It's called Scream Blackula Scream.
It's a two-minute trailer.
It's like a KKK film?
Scream Blackula Scream.
Yes.
Okay, so I will say it now in advance.
We'll play the trailer, then get to the bad movie lines.
So preemptively, YouTube, as though you were a baby seal who I ineffectively hit with a hammer, but I'm now allowing to bleed out because I have a Native American exemption.
1-116th Cherokee, which is more than Elizabeth Warren.
Piss off.
Who dares touch these rotting bones?
Who dares call forth the most horrible specter of the damned?
Now he's back.
The Black Prince of Darkness.
Blackula.
Recalled by the awesome powers of voodoo to stop the Earth in a new quest for blood.
Blackula.
Dracula's soul brother.
Hate.
Obsessed with vengeance.
Craving young bodies.
Lusting for hot blood.
To create new victims for the legions of the undead.
I don't believe in vampires.
and reveal their lies.
Good.
That gives you something of an edge over the rest.
William Marshall, again, as the Lord of the Vampires, in a relentless search for Pam Grier, the exciting star of coffee.
I need you!
Now he is back.
Ever more evil.
ever more fearful than ever before.
Scream! Blackula, Scream!
Bye.
The bloodiest legend of our time.
I'm going to be a good boy.
Wait!
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