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March 14, 2024 - Louder with Crowder

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The Haitian (Cannibals) Are Coming, The Haitians Are Coming!

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	So I have to, I wanted to move everything to the left, back, and to the left today on my desk, but that's not going to happen.
	Let's talk about, uh, Well, we're going to be discussing it.
	Let's talk about what we're going to talk about.
	Bring up the rundown.
	The Haitians are coming.
	The Haitians are coming.
	I know some of you are saying, hey, that's racist.
	No, it's not.
	But I don't like it.
	I don't like that they are coming.
	I don't like that we are going to have a migrant influx from, you know, as President Trump referred to it.
	Shithole country.
	Now I know some of you will be offended and say, hey, I would never say that, you're a liar.
	You ever been to Haiti?
	You all.
	Yeah.
	What would you call it?
	The Paris of the, what were it?
	Caribbean?
	I don't know.
	Caribbean, yeah.
	How do you say it?
	Comment below.
	Do you say Caribbean or Caribbean?
	I feel like there's no wrong way to say Caribbean.
	Hold on, time out.
	How do they do this?
	They're like, I say Caribbean, but it's spelled the exact same way as Caribbean.
	Like, we won't know.
	I have no idea.
	They'll have to tell us.
	Yeah.
	Somehow.
	Yeah, write it out.
	What's that?
	Phonetically?
	Is that how you write it out?
	I don't know.
	Write it like Care, like Care Bear, which was the gayest show that's ever existed.
	Bring the rundown back up.
	We'll also get into a world with no First Amendment, what that looks like, what's happening across Europe, events where people have been arrested or detained or flat-out convicted for speaking.
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	No cops in the middle of the night.
	That's not when you need them.
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	I don't know how to pronounce Caribbean.
	But I think that's how you say it.
	Well, you just did.
	I just don't know if it's correct.
	Good job, buddy.
	It's like caramel for me.
	Caramel for me.
	Caramel.
	What do you say?
	Caramel or caramel?
	I say both.
	I say caramel, but if it's with something else, I say caramel.
	Like caramel apple.
	Do you have caramilk chocolate bars in the States?
	No.
	That's a Canadian thing.
	Comment below if you're Canadian.
	Hit the like button if you remember how delicious that was.
	Don't comment at all.
	Caramilk.
	It was just a chocolate bar with squares, and the squares were literally filled to the brim with caramilk caramel, however you say it.
	That is neat.
	And, uh... I quit.
	What's your equivalent here?
	I don't think we have one.
	Well, you guys didn't have scores bars until we brought them over.
	Well, that's your fault.
	They're not very popular.
	They're delicious.
	Well, they're whatever.
	When I go to Dairy Queen, if I get a scores blizzard, they turn upside down.
	What is a score?
	I don't understand what this is.
	It's like a butterfinger.
	Who cares?
	I care! I care! I care! I care! I care!
	I'll buy you a case!
	This is the China of candy bars.
	There's so many little things that as a Canadian when I came to the States,
	I just, people were like, I have no idea what you're talking about.
	You put your milk in not bags?
	Yes, exactly.
	Yeah, we're normal.
	Someone decided milk in bags was more effective.
	It's like the guy who invented the bicycle, the Pennyfurther?
	Pennyfarther?
	With a giant front wheel.
	And by the way, this bicycle, and we'll get to Haiti, this bicycle... Someone bring up the picture of the Pennyfarther, the Pennyworthy, whatever it was called.
	It was invented around the same time as the normal bicycle.
	And whoever created it thought it would win out.
	I think what happened was he had two separate tires.
	Couldn't afford the same size.
	Waste not, want not.
	Yes, I'm going to go for a ride on my bicycle.
	I require pit crew.
	I believe mine's better.
	I can do it myself.
	How did you get up on that thing?
	You had to have a friend to help you with that.
	Well, he had slaves.
	Oh, well that makes a lot of sense.
	Different time.
	Speaking of Haiti, not that they are slaves to white people, but that they enslave each other.
	It was a weird segue.
	It was a perfect segue.
	More slaves on earth than ever in recorded history right now.
	40 plus million.
	We always sort of overlook that fact.
	We do.
	All right, so Haiti is a bad place.
	I don't want to vilify, I don't want to denigrate an entire nation of people, but Haiti is a crapple.
	That doesn't mean all the people are terrible.
	It means that the country breeds a crap holiness, and you probably have been following this.
	It sort of blends into the migrant problem that we have, and it encapsulates it in a way that is Really probably most terrifying.
	It's going off the rails there.
	Situation's about to start impacting the United States and our migrant situation in a very real, quantifiable way.
	Now to the chaos happening in Haiti.
	Gangs launching a violent assault on the presidential palace overnight.
	The Caribbean nation's capital city, Port-au-Prince, paralyzed by gang violence, leaving Americans stranded, desperate to flee.
	He looks like he took off a really silly hat.
	He has Gomez hair.
	Gomez Adams.
	He has Gomez hair.
	Yeah!
	Gomez Adams.
	Yeah.
	...to flee their homes.
	Natasha, now in a shelter with her three children, saying, I've become a nomad.
	The government extending a state of emergency.
	Armed gangs launching a massive coordinated assault against multiple government buildings,
	including the presidential palace.
	Okay.
	So, let me set this up here.
	Obviously, you see things and your heart goes out to these people.
	Obviously, I assume that everyone, both left and right, is coming from a place of compassion.
	Compassion has to be combined with truth.
	This country has never gotten it right.
	These people who are leaving in droves, they're very likely to come to the United States, they're very likely to be treated very differently by the party who could see them as a potential voting base, and we have statistics for you regarding Haiti and regarding the kind of crime that Haitian migrants historically have committed.
	It doesn't go well.
	So you can be compassionate and also say, you know what, I want to protect myself and mine, and I don't want these problems coming to the United States.
	You can comment below.
	If that's your position, I just want you to not Not have to struggle with white guilt about it, or African American guilt.
	Basically, any country that's not Haiti, therefore a better country, guilt.
	So, it's 2024 there, too.
	So, this month, earlier this month, we talked about this, Haitian gangs, they stormed the prisons, right?
	4,000 prisoners, around, released.
	And the gangs were demanding the resignation of Prime Minister Ariel Henry, who was in Kenya at the time, because I think they thought that Kenya might solve the problem?
	What an idea!
	Who do we turn to for help?
	The middle of Africa, that'll do it.
	Senconi.
	So, Henry took power after President Yovenel Moise was assassinated in 2021.
	Now, Henry Resigned Monday.
	So apparently the roves of gangs.
	Yeah, they use the political process.
	They're like resign Okay, I'll stay in Kenya where I've been for 364 days a year Yes, so he was then, you know, the place was filled by gang leader Jimmy Cherizier who goes by the name barbecue.
	That'll be relevant. We'll get to that.
	Sounds like a Texan to me.
	Exactly.
	Salt and pepper.
	I shouldn't say replaced.
	It's sort of de facto.
	He's trying to seize control.
	Okay.
	U.S.
	Marines have been sent to evacuate the embassy.
	All right.
	Now here is the important part.
	We're going to fact check the media fact checkers here.
	The left is immediately pivoting to try and paint you, the conservatives, as racist, as reactionary.
	Any opinion that you have, if it's not come one, come all, makes you racist and makes you an extremist.
	Of course, none of that is true, and I know that you know when you're good it's not true.
	You probably want the facts to help substantiate what your lying eyes and ears have told you.
	So let's get to fact-checking the fact-checkers.
	Tweet check.
	Fact.
	Trump.
	Trump.
	Fact.
	Check.
	Tweet.
	Fact.
	Check.
	News.
	So much news.
	I've never seen that stinger.
	That's great.
	Newsiness.
	Am I supposed to... Why don't we do that clear?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Can you toss it over here?
	I got a stuffy nose over here.
	Can I throw it left every... That's... Wow, that's worse than most... I was trying to arc it because my shoulder.
	Alright.
	I'm gonna get some of this stuff.
	We're a mess.
	We are an absolute mess.
	But that's because Monday we have a very special Supreme Court livestream.
	Okay, so let me go to what the media is saying here.
	NBC News tweeted this out.
	They were condemning right-wing influencers for spreading misinformation.
	Here's what you see.
	Elon Musk and conservative influencers have spread unverified claims to millions smearing Haitian migrants.
	Pause.
	These people aren't migrants.
	They're not migrants yet.
	That's very telling.
	Or, Shep, tweet check.
	Yeah.
	That's cool.
	We have a tweet check?
	All right.
	Now, smearing Haitian migrants as cannibals...
	Okay, hold on, pause.
	Woo!
	Smearing would be untrue.
	Right.
	As they endure deep uncertainty about the future of their country and family members still there.
	Let's fact check them.
	I like how you used your lispy voice.
	I was just trying to think.
	It's NBC News.
	It's probably accurate, I'm just saying.
	The guy with the Willard hairdo.
	Hey, don't make fun of his hair.
	Don't make fun of his hair.
	It looks pretty good for him.
	Oh yeah, it must be nice to have perfect hair.
	I don't, yours is just really bad.
	So, Elon Musk, others, what they're talking about are people, as we've already clarified, from violent gangs potentially trying to enter the United States.
	Let me read you the tweet.
	It says, if wanting to screen immigrants for potential homicidal tendencies and cannibalism makes me right-wing, then I would gladly accept such a label.
	Failure to do so would put innocent Americans in mortal risk.
	Shame on NBC.
	Shame.
	Three times.
	Now, here's another thing.
	This is a lie.
	And we will provide all of the references at liedwithcredit.com.
	NBC claims there is no evidence of cannibalism.
	They shouldn't be watching.
	We've blurred quite a bit of this.
	But I know that you wouldn't believe me or you would say it was fake if I just showed a picture.
	So warning.
	Okay.
	Three.
	Not a trigger warning.
	An actual warning.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Can open barbecue.
	That was a couple of years ago, though, right?
	It's still a concern, Gerald!
	I don't know the recidivism rate for cannibals, but I would imagine there's probably not a high rehabilitation success rate.
	The meat market's good for them.
	I just want to make sure nobody goes, oh, but that was from two years ago, right?
	We just need to address the fact.
	Is there a support group?
	I didn't know there was a burnt end.
	Is there a support group?
	I don't want to eat people.
	Cannibals Anonymous.
	Yeah, they end up eating the person in charge.
	Good luck converting them to Impossible Burgers.
	It's just beef.
	Where's the light meat?
	And then NBC's own report admits that one gang referred to themselves as the Cannibal Army.
	It's...
	They do their own commercials, huh?
	I don't think those kids are getting that money.
	It's a region-specific menu.
	Is that poutine?
	Is that the Deluxe Royale?
	The Royale with cheese?
	That's the Royale with Steve. The Royale with knees.
	Oh my gosh.
	The Dominican Republic is seeing this and building a wall as fast as humanly possible.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	You know, the Dominican probably wouldn't be doing so well if not for baseball.
	But hey!
	But they're killing it at baseball!
	I know!
	They have a goal, they have a focus.
	You would think that one Haitian could look over and be like, oh, hey, do we have a stick you could maybe throw?
	And then just go for a bunt and his forearm would break because of malnutrition, which is not funny, it's just what would likely happen.
	It's descriptive.
	But then that's food.
	Yes, then that's food.
	He's just a salt person.
	Eat the losing team.
	That leg would make a great bat.
	He's got a wide barrel, you know?
	He could really square up on a ball.
	He's cheating!
	It's corked!
	Hey, where's Sammy Sosa from, anyway?
	He's around there.
	I don't know.
	I have no idea.
	I think he's diminutive.
	It's one of those guesses.
	Look, is it funny?
	Sure.
	The reason that we're pointing this out is because they lie to you when it's very clear.
	Like, there's no doubt about the fact that there are cannibals in Haiti.
	There's no doubt about the fact that these are roving criminal gangs who have committed horrible crimes.
	And NBC knows it because, well, some people refer to themselves as the cannibal army, but that remains to be seen.
	No, it doesn't.
	It doesn't.
	We've seen it.
	You're a liar!
	So the Biden administration, by the way, is even discussing using Guantanamo Bay to process an influx of Haitian migrants.
	This is what they are talking about.
	And by the way, we can only imagine their own spin on the Cuban sandwich.
	Rape!
	William looks tasty.
	Bye.
	To audio listeners, I know you're saying, what happened?
	This is one of the few times where I would advise, don't switch to the video.
	Stay there.
	It's safer to stay on audio.
	Spotify, Apple, anywhere.
	All the places.
	When you're on the road, you can listen to it.
	So, let's do some more fact-checking here.
	Here's the New York City Mayor, Eric Adams.
	He had this nice, this hot, barbecued take on X. He said, we call New York City the Port-au-Prince of America.
	Oh, do you?
	Okay, fact check.
	No one calls New York City the Port of Prince of America.
	He's the only person in history to have ever said that.
	That's even a community note on X. He's like, we call it this.
	Nobody does that.
	Tweet check.
	That was like Obama.
	Remember Barack Obama?
	He said, you know, like my mom always used to say, don't get wee-wee'd up.
	No one says that.
	It's a saying in the South.
	It's not a saying anywhere.
	I heard it.
	Where I come from, getting wee-weed up is something different.
	Yes, it is.
	You don't want it, baby.
	That's in the Cuban sandwich.
	Now... I guess it makes sense that Adams would say that.
	We all know how New Yorkers love their Port-au-Prince-style pizza.
	Yeah, it's just... It's so unsettling!
	Rarely do we drive a point home that is this obvious, okay?
	We've talked about the immigration crisis, right?
	The crisis at our southern border.
	We've talked about how not all cultures are created equal.
	And to be clear, it's not because of melanin in the skin.
	All right?
	Haiti has been a war zone for a very long time.
	And Haiti, you know, we're doing the great dictator off, you know, Papadoc was over there.
	The reason that he assumed power, this guy was an atheist who used fake voodoo to influence the population because he knew that most of them were illiterate.
	And most of them were illiterate because of corrupt governments.
	Okay.
	And then they get to remain corrupt.
	Why?
	Because you have white, self-flagellating guilt artists here in the United States, or really Western Europe, saying, oh, all cultures are created equal.
	You know who doesn't believe that?
	The people whose calves are being eaten.
	Well, they don't believe anything anymore.
	Not all cultures are the same!
	Please, export yours to here!
	You know what?
	Maybe that voodoo did work.
	Yes.
	Maybe it did.
	Listen, they took an island paradise and turned it into hell.
	I know.
	How long ago was it a paradise though?
	Well, when God made it.
	Yes, I'm just saying.
	Let's just do an experiment and look around there.
	Cuba, Dominican Republic, Haiti, every other island that Americans want to go to and spend lots of money to get there.
	It's right next door.
	You guys had every opportunity to be a cool place to go and you screwed it up.
	Yes, but you've never seen water so blue.
	Well, but it's red because of the blood.
	Well, tomato, tomato.
	Which goes well with ghee.
	Which we've never seen before because of malnutrition.
	Yes, they haven't.
	So here's the thing to keep in mind, and this is why the immigration issue has switched so much.
	Remember it was a secret Trump voter in 2016.
	Now it's the open President Trump voter.
	People now are not going to be yielded into Being silent, remaining silent as it relates to immigration.
	We know that it's a problem, and this is just another problem in a long line of many.
	Remember, in 2018, the media tried to roast President Trump then for calling Haiti a, and I'm quoting him here because I like it, shithole.
	The president tonight apparently uncorking another astonishing statement, complaining to lawmakers in the Oval Office about protections for immigrants.
	Why do we want these people from, quote, all these shithole countries here?
	According to a Democratic aide familiar with the conversation, Mr. Trump was referring to African nations and Haiti.
	And they acted as though you were like, can you believe that he referred to them as shit?
	Everyone at home's like, I call him that all the time.
	There's nothing offensive about that.
	Maybe you say crap hole.
	Let's just do away with this whole veneer of pomp and circumstance.
	I can't believe that he would say shithole.
	I can't believe that they eat humans.
	You fly over, it's the one country that's on fire.
	Yes!
	And by the way, in that meeting, Trump also said, Why do we need more Haitians?
	Take them out!
	And in 2017, President Trump removed deportation protection for 60,000 Haitians.
	Why?
	Because he's looking out for you!
	Is it the President's job?
	Is it our government's job to look out for Ukraine?
	Look out for, take your pick, Iraq, Afghanistan, Yemen, let's go through, Cuba, let's go throughout history, Canada for crying out loud, why don't we take them over, Mexico, Honduras, El Salvador, is it their job to look out for those or to look out for you, the American citizen, who, as flawed as you may be, typically don't eat people?
	Typically.
	Right.
	I mean, there's a couple... The law of averages states... It's been a couple of times.
	Yes.
	But... There has.
	There has.
	Mostly plane crashes in the mountains.
	Yes.
	And I didn't see their green cards, so I don't really know if they're married.
	Yeah, absolutely.
	Now, this happened back then, and celebrities like Conan O'Brien and people in Hollywood, what did they do?
	They rushed to Haiti's defense.
	And it wasn't just, hey, look, these people need help.
	Right?
	That would be one thing to say.
	These people need help and you need to be compassionate.
	I don't think it's a valid argument.
	But they simply lied to you.
	Said, well, you know, this is actually not... It's a beautiful country with great people because all cultures are equal.
	That was their defense.
	It's a lie.
	And so, most likely, the rest of their policies are lies.
	Conan, Michael on YouTube asks, please dispel some of the untruths about Haiti.
	What was something that surprised you visiting Haiti that you were like, oh wow, this is not like I thought?
	Okay, one of the big ones is that I think many people have long held this belief that it's just chaos in Haiti.
	It's because predominantly the media coverage in Haiti is about disasters and extreme poverty and they've had more than their share of both.
	And so there's this sense I think people have that, oh my god, if you're in Haiti, you know, you're just, it's just dealing with total chaos and violence and it must be kind of scary.
	Absolutely untrue.
	It was, a lot of those things that are said about Haiti are extremely exaggerated.
	And outside the walls of sandals.
	Right, yes.
	Well thank you, privileged white media spokesperson.
	Let's go to the people of Haiti to see how they feel.
	Jacqueline Charles is the Caribbean correspondent for the Miami Herald.
	She said Haiti is near collapse.
	The Port-au-Prince itself is basically landlocked by gangs that control all of the major roads out of the capital.
	plunging further and further into chaos.
	The government has said that the government will not be able to pay the price of the
	government's budget. The government has said that the government will not be able to
	pay the price of the government's budget.
	Well, I don't know who to believe.
	Well, I think he actually, that was mistranslated.
	He said he was going to eat them.
	Yeah.
	If the international community kept... I didn't see chaos at all in that video.
	I saw a guy napping on the road.
	I saw a guy warming up napping on the road.
	Yeah.
	I saw bonfires.
	I saw s'mores.
	It's rustic.
	It's a mostly peaceful but fiery existence in hell.
	Now, I don't know if you know this.
	It is Haiti.
	It's a very modern idea that you wouldn't screen for immigrants who come from countries that may be riddled with problems and bring them along with themselves.
	That's a very new idea.
	You know that countries used to say, wait a second, where are you from?
	Uh-uh, that was immigration policy.
	That's why borders existed.
	And by the way, that was the case in the United States.
	You came here if you were law-abiding, and if you were not, You were out.
	So why would Americans here, you, you right now watching, listening, why would you maybe not, is it because you have no compassion?
	No.
	Are there valid reasons as to why you would be concerned with a record number of Haitians migrating here?
	Let me give you a few key facts that you probably know but would like to have substantiated.
	Here's number one.
	Haiti is the poorest country in the Western Hemisphere.
	Okay?
	Their GDP is one-fifth of their direct neighbor, the Dominican Republic.
	Dang, sorry.
	It's not funny, I'm just saying they've got the path right next to them.
	If all else fails, cheat off your friend next door.
	What's the difference?
	What's the difference?
	Is it melanin?
	Is it race?
	No, no.
	Not all cultures are created equal.
	And that's where you have to examine different cultures, different countries, and say, why does one work and why does one not work?
	And then you have to look at the most successful country that has ever existed, the United States, which stems from the other most successful nations throughout all of human history.
	largely modern Western Europe and say, what was done differently and can it be emulated?
	Wow.
	Dominican Republic, Haiti, one fifth of the GDP.
	It's about 20 billion, by the way, in Haiti.
	Over half of the population is well below the poverty line.
	The GDP per capita, it's about $1,800.
	It's ranked 153rd of all 190 countries in the world.
	Wow.
	Haitians literally eat dirt.
	They make cookies made of dirt, butter, and salt.
	Key ingredient being dirt.
	That's sad.
	That's terrible.
	Yes.
	That's sad.
	There's no Rachel Ray.
	It's organic.
	It is organic.
	Oh my.
	It's sad, but here's an idea.
	How about this?
	Rather than importing horrible cultures, export good ones.
	There you go.
	Export good ones.
	Don't import bad ones.
	Here's another key fact.
	Haiti is the kidnapping capital of the world.
	They're number one in something!
	We are number one!
	We are number one!
	I would have a foam hand, but we don't have foam.
	You did it!
	Congratulations!
	1,200 kidnappings in 2022.
	1,200 kidnappings.
	That's more than twice the 2021 rate, and by the way, this is not a large country.
	Their murder is sky high.
	I wonder if there's an argument for their kidnapping actually improving the lives of children.
	If they're sending them out of Haiti?
	Well, if they take them out of the country, yeah.
	Yeah, I don't know how much of it is just internal kidnapping versus kidnapping.
	Probably internal.
	I don't know if there's a kidnapping import-export coordinator.
	That's probably part of the GDP.
	Importing and exporting.
	That's probably part of the GDP.
	Their murder rate in 2023 was 40.9 per 100,000.
	It's the 11th highest in the world.
	You have a country that is abysmally poor, you have a country that is unbelievably violent, and the people fleeing the country, or a lot of them right now, at least 4,000 of them, would be the most violent among them.
	Does that mean every single Haitian?
	No.
	There are many victims in that country.
	But there are many perpetrators.
	A disproportionate number of perpetrators in comparison to other countries.
	It is not our job.
	It is not your job to take responsibility for that and welcome people in.
	And even if you believe that was your job, would you trust this government to do it?
	Would you trust this government to ensure That only law-abiding citizens would be the ones coming into this country?
	Would you trust this government, the same government who, by the way, believes in sanctuary cities and will not deport current criminals, current MS-13 members who are not citizens?
	Would you trust them?
	Would you trust them to parse through?
	Who would be an appropriate migrant from Haiti?
	Here's another key fact.
	Haitian illegals, again this applies here in the United States, they're the most likely of all illegal immigrants to commit crime.
	The ones who are already here.
	Haitian illegal immigrants in the United States are the most likely of all illegal immigrants to commit crime.
	Now it's hard to find those numbers because it turns out that illegal immigrants don't always necessarily answer polls.
	They don't?
	But think about that.
	Yes, that's true.
	Poor, crime, and we have a precedent as far as, once they get to this country, commit crimes at disproportionate rates.
	So, what should the United States do?
	One side believes, bring in as many as possible because, you know, we call New York the Port-au-Prince of the United States.
	So stupid.
	It's just unbelievably... Such a dummy.
	Well, how about the United States starts by following the example of Haiti's direct neighbor, The people who share a duplex with Haiti, the Dominican Republic.
	As Haiti's political future hangs in the balance, the neighboring Dominican Republic is cracking down on undocumented Haitians, rounding them up and sending them back to their country.
	They treat us like dogs, this man told us after he was released, adding we were detained since yesterday with no food, nothing.
	So look, as far as the solution, this is not something that you can necessarily do, but you have some people doing good work.
	You have Ron DeSantis announced he's deploying the state guard, I believe.
	I think we have, oh that's right, we have a tweet from him.
	We cannot have illegal aliens coming to the state of Florida.
	Foster.
	You take your cannibal patootie right back over to Port-au-Prince.
	We will send those paddy wagons right down to the border.
	Yes.
	That we don't share with you, Haiti.
	There's a new papadoc in town.
	You're the lamest papadoc ever.
	The least charismatic.
	Ooh, voodoo.
	I love Ron DeSantis.
	Just to remind you, 116,000 illegal Haitians are already in the United States with temporary protected status since the 2010 Haiti earthquake.
	In other words, it starts with compassion and then it's a problem that doesn't necessarily get solved.
	In this case, it's not a natural disaster so much as roving criminal gangs.
	You have every right to be concerned and the media wants to paint you as racist.
	I just... let your freak flag fly.
	Don't be concerned with this anymore.
	Do you believe?
	Do you believe in strong borders and a realistic immigration policy?
	Guess what?
	Good news?
	Most Americans do.
	It's not even close right now.
	Okay?
	The media is lying.
	You are not alone.
	Talk to your neighbors.
	Every single one of them will agree with you.
	Oh, I thought you put your hand up.
	He was going to eat someone.
	Oh, was he going to eat someone?
	Yeah, I got something in order from Uber Eats.
	Hades Uber Eats is just... He's where the driver is from, Hades.
	And we're also about to go to, speaking of this, we're going to go to the First Amendment issue across the globe right now.
	What's Don Lemon?
	Don Lemon says that Musk believes in free speech unless it's about him.
	He did an interview with Elon Musk and then Elon Musk apparently cancelled some Contract they had a couple of hours later to put a show on X. Nobody cares about Don Lemon unless he's stirring up controversy.
	Yeah.
	Well, Elon was just like, wow, you're really not that good.
	Did he say that?
	No.
	No, but the action would suggest that's what he did.
	All right.
	Okay.
	A little fist off about the questions being asked.
	Do we have a clip?
	Can we roll that a little bit later?
	Yeah, we can probably pull it in.
	It's one of those days.
	We're really preparing for Monday Supreme Court Live.
	We have our man George on the ground.
	He's Greek.
	He is Greek.
	And that starts an hour late.
	Also, CrudderShop.com.
	Gerald, you're wearing the... Yeah, every purchase right now, I'm wearing some of the new merch right there with the Fighting Trump.
	It's not the Fighting Irish, very close.
	Every purchase gets you automatically entered to win a thousand rounds of ammo.
	And I just have to say, we will be narrowing our list of people down on the truck, because people have been asking about it.
	I believe we'll announce some finalists on Tuesday, and then potentially the winner will be notified.
	Live on air on Thursday to get that Ford Raptor and $10,000 cash.
	Which means if you don't tune in, you don't get it.
	Well, I mean... I don't know how it works.
	Otherwise, we can't notify you live!
	That's true, we can't notify.
	We'll just go on to the next person.
	Could be Don Lemon.
	Do you want to give Don Lemon a truck?
	So...
	I don't think he knows how to operate it.
	He doesn't.
	Well, he can drive stick.
	Is there a man around?
	Yes.
	This truck's so clutch.
	Terrible.
	But I don't know how to work.
	Rats.
	I almost said something really bad.
	I would tell you, I don't think I know how to drive a manual car.
	A motorcycle, yes.
	I operated a clutch on a motorcycle, but I've never had to drive a stick shift.
	But a motorcycle, it's just a different kind of clutch.
	You put a penis on that gear shifter and he'll be just fine.
	Hey, come on.
	Thank you, Gerald.
	Jesus.
	We know you're not a boob guy, but God.
	Come on.
	I said he will be just fine, not me.
	Can someone get a Haitian here to eat somebody?
	Alright.
	I just wanna eat somebody.
	Find me somebody to eat.
	It starts with toe-sucking.
	That's what it starts.
	So, uh, gentlemen, don't let your lady suck your toes.
	You might end up being Haitian.
	I mean, cannibal.
	Sorry.
	I said the wrong word.
	Love brought us up where we belong.
	Hey, you know who's a first-generation Haitian as well?
	With some salt and chives.
	Second.
	What?
	I knew that hair looked poor.
	She looks... You laugh, super cuts.
	Guaranteed not to eat you.
	What's that Celine Dion song?
	The one that's, um, when you lick, eat me like this.
	Or when you cook me like that.
	Or when you fry me like this.
	You can saute me like that.
	And you're all cooking me up.
	I knew if I asked a Canadian he would answer.
	She is a treasure.
	She is not a treasure.
	A seven and a half minute song.
	That's crazy.
	All right.
	All right.
	Look, we're going to move on to another issue that affects you.
	The First Amendment.
	Hey, remember how I've said the United States is the only place on earth that actually has the freedom of speech constitutionally enshrined?
	It's true.
	In the way that we know it.
	If you want to see how the left actually would operate, don't look to what they do in the United States right now with their checks and balances.
	Look to what they would do if completely unfettered.
	You've heard me say this quite a few times.
	You can look to Europe, you can look to Canada, and a world with no First Amendment is... Think about that.
	It's like a world... It's a world with no movies.
	Oh, speaking of which, I just got back from an audition this morning.
	Oh, did you?
	Yeah, I feel really good about this one.
	That was early, but... Yeah, early morning.
	I gotta get in the first.
	Okay, let's see it.
	All right, you got your script.
	Just a reminder, this is for Fight Club, the stage play.
	Hey, I'm Josh.
	Fantastic.
	Ready when you are, Josh.
	Okay, all right.
	All right, first rule of Fight Club is... Uh, the line, the line's... What are you doing?
	You didn't say the line.
	Exactly.
	I don't understand.
	The first rule?
	Fight Club?
	I'm following it.
	But this is for the play.
	You have to say it.
	The first... The first... Shush!
	Don't say it!
	Alright, this isn't going to work out.
	He can't even talk.
	Great.
	I'm out of here then.
	Jackass doesn't know his own movie.
	That's confusing.
	You're not supposed to say it.
	Sorry, Josh.
	So let's go First Amendment, right?
	It's a comic, that's important.
	You know, I come from the land of... Freedom of speaking.
	Where comedians can be arrested in Canada.
	We've covered that quite a bit in the past, but let's just go through some very recent examples, because this has accelerated.
	To a rate that I would say is alarming.
	Because again, you know that they have sympathizers here in the United States.
	Just look at Twitter, look at the media, look at this administration.
	How concerned are you?
	Please, you can comment below.
	How concerned are you as to the eroding of the First Amendment here in the United States?
	All these examples in the last, call it, two to four months.
	Let's go to Belgium first.
	March 12th.
	There was a right-wing activist named Dries van Langenhove.
	I hope I'm saying that right.
	This person was sentenced to a year in prison for racist memes.
	What?
	Yeah.
	It was part of a chat group that joked about famine and the Holocaust.
	Now, keep in mind, the reason this scares me is we just made about, like, 20 cannibalism jokes.
	We are going to jail in so many countries.
	I don't know if you know this or not.
	I assume that you're an adult.
	It doesn't mean that we're pro-cannibalism.
	So, the judge... You don't speak for me, Steven Crowder.
	I apologize.
	You don't speak for me.
	I speak for myself.
	Party of one, anti-cannibalism please.
	So the judge in the case in Belgium noted, the defendant raved about Nazi ideology which has caused and continues to cause untold suffering to countless people.
	First off, I don't know if you'd say countless today with Nazi ideology.
	There's a number, obviously, when you're talking about the Holocaust.
	Today, even the people who actually are neo-Nazis, the racist means, I don't know if it's causing suffering to countless people, and I certainly don't know if a joke about it is causing suffering to countless people.
	The judge suspended this person's civil rights completely, like the ability to run for office.
	Also, by the way, keep in mind, just in case you might say this is an extremist, Van Langenhoven His political party is the most popular one in Belgium.
	That says more about you, Belgium, than this guy.
	Come on!
	It'd be like saying, also he belongs to an extremist party that, uh, republicans?
	I don't think Belgium should be on that woke, high pedestal right now.
	I don't think Belgium should exist.
	Yeah, well, what is Africa?
	Yeah, that's true.
	I don't know if you know their history, but they just found out about their history about Leopold II, and they're pretty shocked about it.
	Yeah, I know.
	I know they're surprised.
	Like, what?
	We did that?
	Yeah.
	It's you.
	I can't believe that.
	I mean, look, I understand that we have free speech and other countries don't have free speech, but at some point you have to say, well, this person hasn't actually done anything yet.
	Have they gone out and led rallies to overthrow the government?
	No, they're in a chat group where they're kind of bantering about stuff and they say that he wants to replace this government with like a social... Well, so does apparently the rest of his party.
	Yeah.
	Which is incredibly popular in your country right now and he hasn't done anything.
	You can't take away civil rights for that.
	You can't jail somebody for having bad ideas.
	Also, it's just so funny how they paint that as extreme.
	Do you mean like replace the government, I don't know, with a system that does away with the Electoral College and adds seats to the Supreme Courts because someone in an executive position of authority says so?
	You mean that kind of replacing of, I don't know, a constitutional republic?
	And how many times has that happened in Europe?
	That is, the story of Europe is putting a bad government in place that doesn't represent the people's ideas.
	I'm not saying his ideas are good.
	Please don't misunderstand me.
	And then going, you know what?
	We don't like that.
	We're the most popular party.
	We're actually going to replace this government with something else.
	And usually it happens with bloodshed.
	So far, no bloodshed.
	You should count your lucky stars!
	So far, chat rooms and jokes, but he loses his rights.
	Let's go to another example.
	Here's example number two.
	The Netherlands.
	So this Dutch comedian, Hans Teeuwen, we showed you this clip yesterday just because it's funny.
	I'm gonna go with Hans Teeuwen.
	He was visited by six cops just because he mocked the mayor of Amsterdam on Instagram.
	I'll show you that video in a bit, but here's the video of the cops.
	Nothing?
	He's being interrogated.
	So you're also being seen as a suspect.
	I hope he gets fired, for example.
	No, you're not going anywhere.
	Aren't you ashamed?
	He's being interrogated.
	So you're also seen as a suspect.
	And I suspect he'll be fired.
	No, you're not going anywhere.
	Please arrest me. I love that move.
	Why don't you guys move a little bit for this woman?
	Move!
	Now, again, in case you're wondering, well, what did he do that warranted such a severe
	Here's the video that led to that visit from the police officers.
	It's weird and out.
	where people still feel the pain of colonial history and slavery,
	it is incredibly important that people continue to find the connection and continue to talk to each other.
	This may be the reason why there are sometimes groups that lead to a collective inferiority complex
	caused by another smaller minority that is more successful, that the feelings of that larger, frustrated group are more
	important at a certain moment than that smaller, more successful minority.
	In other words, sometimes it is inevitable that...
	...that there are...
	...diverse omelettes.
	Now, that's enough.
	That's enough.
	I know what you're saying.
	Hold on a second.
	I thought this was supposed to be a comedy video.
	You failed to notice the funny wig.
	Brings it all together.
	And the holding of the rose.
	The holding of the rose.
	Somebody's gonna get that rose.
	Because it's like a tragedy, but it's a comedy.
	I don't know if it's a rose or if it's a carnation, I don't know.
	Oh, that's true.
	The police claim that they showed up to investigate a prop gun from the movie, which you see in that video on the table.
	According to a Dutch outlet, the NL Times, it says, a Dutch law closely restricts ownership of objects which have a close similarity to actual firearms.
	Yeah, and basically they said somebody called in and reported it.
	Yeah.
	I'm sure.
	Report this.
	Do you want?
	Yeah, do you want to just chew a Pop-Tart into a gun?
	You're better than that, Josh.
	That's the object in question.
	Ah, there you go.
	Down there on the right.
	Yeah, send over six cops.
	Where's that zoom going?
	I don't know.
	We're doing it live.
	We're doing it live!
	You sound like a French bulldog.
	Did you notice that?
	What, he got a blind man operation?
	I need the VapoRub.
	You do.
	So, here's another example.
	Let's go to England.
	Okay?
	This is March 1st.
	A right-wing activist named Sam Melliot was jailed for placing stickers Saying things like, reject white guilt, nationalism is nurture, diversity, designed to fail, built to replace.
	He was found guilty of, quote, inciting racial hatred.
	Now, this is also happening in England, and we've talked about this.
	We had a guy who was arrested for singing Kung Fu Fighting at a karaoke bar because that was considered racist.
	This is how far it's gone in England.
	People try and equate national socialists with nationalism.
	Now, key word in there being socialist, right?
	Being a nationalist, meaning you support your nation, is just another way of saying you're proud of your country.
	You believe that your country is better than other countries.
	I don't know when that became a bad thing.
	Go to a soccer game.
	Go to a soccer game in Brazil and see how they treat foreigners.
	They literally start a chant saying, we will kill you, because it's the only thing they're really good at.
	Because you've never seen racism until you get outside of the United States.
	This is the only place, and maybe England, where we will cheer someone who is not from our country because we support the individual over just them playing for our country.
	Entire leagues have to have slogans that say no racism in Europe.
	Right.
	Like, you've never seen that until the NFL tried to kind of kowtow and said end racism during this one.
	You've never seen that in your lifetime, most of you watching right now.
	It goes on all the time in these other countries.
	All of the time!
	You take a knee at a soccer game, a hooligan's gonna kick you in your head trying to take your wallet.
	That's true.
	So, this is how far it goes though.
	It starts with changing words, the meanings of words, or applying meaning to nationalism.
	That's racist.
	And then you end up with citizens in England being forbidden from waving British flags.
	Ah, wow.
	And yet when they march down with hundreds of Palestinian flags, you won't say a word.
	Wow.
	Honesty.
	And again, the through line here, you've heard me say this before.
	Why would a government have a problem with people who are waving a flag?
	The same reason they have a problem with Americans waving a flag.
	They want to replace They want to turn criminals into a voting base, and they want to turn law-abiding citizens into criminals.
	People who are patriotic typically have a reason for being patriotic, right?
	And that reason tends to be deeply rooted.
	They're more difficult to control.
	You know who's not difficult to control?
	Someone who has no appreciation for the United States, or for example, the history of Britain, coming there because of some new loophole through the immigration policy free crap, and they'll vote for what you tell them to.
	Yeah.
	Well, what are you supposed to do?
	Like, Nigel Farage has done a great job, and obviously a friend of the show, we've had him on in the past.
	He's done a great job of showing you, like, what people are dealing with.
	People are dealing with migrants coming up through Europe and getting finally across to the UK, or not the UK, but, you know, specifically Britain, getting there and coming over by boatloads all the time.
	And nothing is being done by the people there.
	And so as a citizen, I mean, we deal with this here in the United States, but there you're thinking, okay, well, we have pretty much open borders with the rest of Europe,
	we don't have any protections or anything going on to actually stop this process, and it's
	fundamentally changing our country.
	And the police right there were saying, hey, you can have a flight. Yeah, you just can't
	fly where these people that are walking here can see it because there's more of them than us.
	That's not how principles work. Because we're scared.
	You don't get to just go, it's a scary proposition.
	If that's going to happen, you say, hey, it's all right to do this.
	We'll get some more cops down here and make sure these idiots don't attack you because you have a flag of the country they risked their life to get to.
	Right.
	I don't understand how the police can say they can arrest you for saying that you're afraid of the people that they're actually saying they're afraid of also.
	Right.
	I'm afraid of them.
	Me too, but you're under arrest.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, and you're armed!
	Right.
	I'm afraid and unarmed because I live in England!
	So wait a second, officer.
	Do you mean to say that the people who have been here for- that we've been here for a very long time, my family has roots in this country, and we've always proudly displayed our flag, that we are no longer allowed to because of these new people who don't want to see the flag being waved, and they outnumber us?
	Do you mean to say that those people have replaced us?
	Oh wait, we're not allowed to use that word.
	Does that make British people no longer colonizers?
	They're being colonized.
	That's a good point, yeah.
	In a very haphazard way.
	That's true.
	One of the key benefits of colonization is there tends to be order.
	Not so much.
	Here's another one.
	Scotland, let's actually look to legislation here in Scotland.
	On April 1st, I believe, yeah, April 1st, 2024, the Hate Crime and Public Order Act is going to be taking effect.
	What is this?
	It criminalizes speech against protected groups that is, quote, insulting, and even goes on to say, is quote likely to result in hatred being stirred up against such a group so likely to result who defines likely and who defines hatred who defines insulting well you know don't ask questions you'll face up to seven years seven years in jail if they say what you did or what you said we believe was likely to result in hatred
	Or insulting behavior being stirred up against such a group.
	Well, they could just say that about anything, then.
	Yes.
	They could say it about anything.
	Yes, of course.
	But who are the protected groups?
	I guarantee you, Haitian cannibals.
	Certainly not white Scotsmen.
	At least not white.
	That's all we know.
	Yeah.
	Predominantly not white Scotland.
	I did call him a cannibal because he's a cannibal.
	He took a shit on my statue of William Wallace!
	I saw him eating a man's calf!
	He ate my daughter!
	He did!
	He doesn't even know who Robert the Bruce is!
	He tried to bite my face!
	All I said was, don't bite my face, you foreign, you filthy foreigner!
	Now, granted, might have gone too far, didn't you?
	Shouldn't have said filthy.
	But he was trying to eat me!
	And he smelled.
	I thought he was dirty.
	Halitosis as far as a nose can smell.
	And I'm not saying it's because it's black.
	I'm just saying it's because I don't floss.
	Seven years.
	Seven years in prison?
	Seven years!
	Insane.
	A whole tribulation.
	That's insane.
	Think about that!
	That's niche comedy, Josh.
	Sorry, I tried to sneak him in there.
	How did you miss the tribulation?
	Well, I thought those guys were evil.
	Shite!
	I was in prison!
	I missed the horseman!
	Shite happened!
	Am I too late for the beast from the earth?
	So you're telling me he came down and I was in jail?
	That's right.
	I was wondering when my cellmate disappeared.
	He had a book of Mormon and he was right the whole time.
	He's probably got his own planet.
	Lucky bastard.
	Here's another example.
	Let's bring it back here to our domestic, so the United States.
	Now we don't have this legislation, for example- Hold on, time out.
	Can we- What?
	I've got the list of protected classes.
	Hold on, let me read this.
	In Scotland?
	Yes, in Scotland, sorry.
	One of them better be Scottish people.
	Yes.
	I doubt it.
	Josh?
	No?
	It's not on there?
	Ooh, surprise!
	Protected groups under the law.
	Age.
	I'm not sure how that's a group, but I guess you can't say, you're old!
	That's right.
	Ah, jail.
	There you go.
	Disability.
	Race, color, nationality, including citizenship or ethnic or national origins.
	Religion, or in the case of social culture group, perceived religious affiliation.
	Because you have a beard, you're Muslim, and if I make a joke in your eye, I'm like, I'm not Muslim, I'm Jewish.
	You know, like, they don't care.
	That's right.
	Fine.
	Sexual orientation.
	Transgender identity.
	Variation in sex characteristics.
	I don't even know what that means.
	It means you're not allowed to be mean to someone for fucking on your front lawn.
	That's right.
	If they want to...
	do do
	do just tell them you've got the original the first printing
	in your van Make sure it's wheelchair accessible.
	And make sure it's not Black Panther.
	No, that's right.
	No, no, no.
	I was Black Panther!
	I'll tell you this was a whole society who had f*****g Teslas but they were still fighting with spares!
	LAUGHTER!
	SHUT THE F**K UP!
	You've got an energy shield around your whole city!
	You've got a plasma shield but nine hood of a light switch You guys are fun man.
	You guys are fun.
	Hey, this is illegal in like seven countries.
	It is!
	Oh my god.
	Do you have any idea what would happen if we lived in Scotland?
	We're breaking the law in different continents.
	I guess you're never going there.
	God bless the USA.
	No, I went to Ireland once, I'll never go back.
	And funny enough, the most freedom-loving guy there was Trump, I've told you guys.
	I was at a pub, we were doing a bunch of Irish people, and they were all afraid, and one guy at the back of the bar, and you're in Ireland, so you assume everyone's drunk, you just hear, I fucking love Trump!
	And I go, what?
	And he was being all bashful.
	I was like, come on, come on.
	It was stream live.
	I go, come on.
	He's like, no, no.
	I don't want to be on camera.
	No, no.
	I go, come on, come on.
	And then once I nudged him, he's like, I love him because he's a fucking man!
	I was like, you went from not wanting to be on camera.
	That's why he didn't want to be on camera.
	He knew he was going to be himself.
	Turns out it was just a gay guy who liked orange men.
	Look, I'm an all-in personality, right?
	That's where the Oompa Loompas come from, Gerald.
	Oh my gosh.
	I was crying with that spear.
	Go watch it, tell me it makes sense.
	No, it's just better coming from a Scots accent.
	I don't know why.
	They don't wear shoes.
	But they can remove a tumor in five minutes.
	What are you doing?
	I'll tell you what, let's work, Wakanda will work out the trade, okay?
	You'll give us your magic tumor removing stick.
	We'll give you a pay list.
	It's Vogel.
	Alright.
	How come they weren't helping Haiti either?
	They're isolationists over there in Africa.
	They could have used their help.
	Send one of the princes to Oakland.
	That'll be better.
	Hey, rest in peace Chadwick Boseman.
	He was a great actor.
	Just the film makes no sense yeah I'm sorry you guys can comment below if you're bothered by
	the fact Off the bean.
	Yeah, sorry we had fun today.
	I know some of you guys don't like that, you know.
	No, most people.
	I think most people.
	Plus, by the way, make all the references publicly available.
	And let's tie this up in a nice bow.
	Let's go back to the example number five, the United States.
	So of course you have the Biden administration.
	Using big tech, and this is why I say they are no longer private companies, to censor viewpoints that they don't like.
	Now, we've given you plenty of examples.
	We've, of course, suffered this ourselves here, not only being demonetized, but being suspended, going into the election.
	Of course, we've been throttled and also outright suspended on Twitter.
	You name the social media platform, TikTok, permanently banned.
	Yes.
	But don't take my word for it, just listen to Jen Psaki, then working, of course, as the White House Press Secretary, call on a private company, Spotify, she says Spotify, to censor the most popular podcast host in the world.
	Our hope is that all major tech platforms and all major news sources, for that matter, be responsible and be vigilant to ensure the American people have access to accurate information on something as significant as COVID-19.
	That certainly includes Spotify.
	It's a new company.
	You know what I noticed just now is that that's not her natural hair color.
	No, it's not.
	She dyed it that color?
	Yeah.
	She picked that bottle.
	Yeah, why?
	And continues to do stuff.
	Yeah, I saw her beautiful brown roots anyways.
	What an idiot.
	I want to listen to what she's saying to be like, oh, you don't even know how to dye hair the right color.
	So you're probably... She has to pick.
	Look at that.
	It's like, it's not even a good hair color.
	Why does she think that that was gonna be good?
	It's the fourth most popular shade from Just For Bitch.
	And here's something else too when you're talking about what could happen legislatively.
	There's the case Missouri versus Biden, right?
	This case addresses the role of government officials in communicating with social media companies and content moderation policies.
	Just want to be clear here, in the United States, they, meaning the DNC, they have all pushed for more government censorship. You've obviously
	seen the, it was referred to as a ministry of misinformation. It didn't live very long, but
	the CDC, right? We were suspended for speaking, not even speaking out against the CDC, for
	quoting the CDC on flu deaths.
	And what we were told from YouTube, and of course, they said, we are working hand in
	hand with members of the government. They said, what you said about the flu being far
	more deadly for children than COVID, which is absolutely true. They said, it is true,
	but it could cause people to not take COVID seriously enough. So we're just going to outright
	suspend you anyway. Why? Well, because of people like Saki.
	It came directly from the top down. These companies are not simply private companies.
	And they would not exist.
	They would not be the mammoth companies that they are, if not for the help of the United States government.
	Now, at least we still have the First Amendment.
	But imagine if these companies had to kowtow to the United States government, and it had laws like, say, Scotland.
	Would the left do that if they could?
	Absolutely.
	It's a scary future, and it's one that they want for you.
	So I ask you, do you feel free?
	Do you think that the First Amendment is being eroded here in the United States?
	Or do you think we're already there?
	Do you think any country does it better than here?
	It's flawed right now.
	Does any country, I should say, does any country implement freedom of speech better than the United States did in its peak?
	Meaning pre, I don't know, 2008.
	Also, South America, by the way, even the animal, no one's safe. The animal kingdom
	is under fire, can be arrested for their speech.
	What the f*? What the f*?
	I share the sentiment.
	He speaks for me.
	They can strap a broomstick, that's my cause.
	Really?
	I tell you what, I've never protested before, and I think a lot of people are like me in the same way where I've never protested before, I've never been to a protest, never had a reason to, never had a want to go out.
	If they start cracking down on free speech, there's going to be a lot of people like me out on the streets.
	Oh, we have a protester!
	I'll even dye my hair blue.
	I don't give a shit, dude.
	But I won't be out there with just my mouth, you know what I mean?
	No.
	You'll be out there with a... It sounds like that kind of sexual.
	Like, ah, my hands, too.
	I meant like guns.
	Look!
	Look!
	There's double dike in it!
	Can't get enough this guy.
	I've said it before, Josh, I'll say it again.
	Any hole will do apparently.
	Not for me, not for me.
	We have the No Cops set.
	We have to do it.
	We've been punting all week, but again, Monday we have a special 11am Eastern.
	It's actually going to be straight from the Supreme Court.
	George is going to be in the courtroom.
	The Election Integrity Partnership, right?
	What is this?
	There's so many things being quoted.
	They classified you a long time ago as misinformation, right?
	That's right.
	Spreading misinformation on elections and repeaters, false narratives, and all of that stuff.
	So we're basically going, we wanted- We filed an amicus brief.
	Yeah, instead of just looking at this and reporting on it, we actually filed our own amicus brief so that this information would get before the judges because you had been targeted your entire career, essentially, just for free speech items.
	Policies have been changed.
	This whole company.
	Exactly.
	Well, this company now, obviously- And obviously you, Mug Club.
	Exactly.
	Reference is available.
	We will be on the ground discussing the details of the case, so make sure you sign up.
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	And we can do more like this to actually change things and not just talk about them.
	Yep.
	$10 off at ladderworthcreditor.com.
	Hey, look, we'll just keep driving this until the wheels fall off.
	How about that?
	Subscribe or you're still gay.
	Not my words.
	Subscribe.
	He's stuck the landing.
	Subscribe or we'll eat you.
	That's better.
	Seems a little rough for me.
	I don't know who's watching right now.
	I couldn't have to eat anybody.
	It's true.
	Could go either way.
	It could be someone who's delicious like maybe, maybe it's Al McPherson.
	You know, I'd have more than a nibble.
	But maybe it's Chinsaki, in which case I'd get food poisoning like bad day shrimp.
	Bzzzzt.
	By the way, let me know when it's scampi season.
	She's giving a guy her two throat cancer, that's for sure.
	And you think she uses that same hair dye downstairs?
	So that her filthy carpet matches her disgusting drapes?
	It's a family show.
	Sorry.
	She has her Scottish lover, he's just doing a PSA.
	Damn you, Jenosuke!
	Why do they have an accent?
	That sounds Japanese when it goes to the electric.
	Yeah, it's different.
	The box.
	You know those Japanese Scots, they sound weird.
	Damn you, Jenosuke!
	I don't know, they're a... They're a protected class, too.
	Imperialist something.
	So.
	So.
	And so!
	So here's the thing, we'll touch on Pittsburgh and then we'll finish this segment I guess next week because the most current...
	This is a day in stupidity.
	I'm sorry, but we make all the references publicly available.
	I know you're going to say, there's no way this is true.
	It's absolutely true.
	Just like the media says, there's no way that they actually are cannibals.
	They are 100% cannibals because they call themselves cannibals.
	And by that, I mean the people who are cannibals, not all the people of Haiti.
	But flashback, remember not too long ago, all the calls to defund the police, I don't know, 2020.
	Many affluent suburbs have essentially already begun pursuing a defunding of the police.
	We need to completely dismantle the Minneapolis Police Department.
	Dismantle your headdress first.
	Defunding the police has to happen.
	We need to defund the police and put that money into social safety nets because we're trying to save lives.
	Does that mean you support proposals like what we've seen in Los Angeles?
	Mayor Eric Garcetti saying, take some of the money from policing, about $150 million.
	I applaud Eric Garcetti for doing what he's done.
	Do you support the hashtag defund the police?
	Yes, sir.
	What does that mean to you?
	It means a reallocation of resources.
	Well, that seems pretty cut and dry.
	And keep in mind, during this period of time, they stopped cops.
	Remember?
	Maybe it was a little bit before.
	It was somewhere around there.
	Someone can fax me somewhere between 2018 and 2021 and say, oh, you know what?
	It's offensive to people.
	I loved cops.
	Great show.
	It was a lot of fun.
	I mean, a lot of it was filler.
	It was just like speeding tickets.
	But then every now and then, you know, you get someone, you get someone who punches.
	You learn about a local community, though.
	Yes, you would.
	Exactly.
	You would learn about a lot.
	It was a very cultured experience.
	Liquid Washington.
	Shout out.
	Number one department on cops.
	Really?
	For a while, yeah.
	Nice.
	Well, now it's going to be Pittsburgh because of the new policies.
	But that brings us to the latest installment.
	We have the licensing rights to this of the rebranded, rebooted No Cops.
	Tonight on no cops Bad boys bad boys do what you're gonna do cuz you know the
	cops won't come for you Bad boys, bad boys, what drums we gonna do?
	Now that the cops won't come for you.
	Stay tuned for more No Cops.
	Bad boys, bad boys, what drums we gonna do?
	When the sheriff's on the road to come for you.
	It's not as eventful.
	They just win.
	There's no protagonist.
	There isn't.
	It's just antagonists.
	Yeah.
	I like that they tried to steal a shittier car.
	Yes!
	They ride in an Acura and they're trying to get this old Honda or something.
	Well, I think they rode them off like skis eventually.
	Ah, I see, I see, I see.
	So in Pittsburgh, now, And a long line of bad ideas.
	The police will no longer respond to calls that aren't, quote, in-progress emergencies, like burglary alarms, criminal mischief, harassment, theft, and here's the real kicker, from 3 a.m.
	to 7 a.m., typically the time where, you know, you've heard like crime never sleeps?
	From 3 a.m.
	to 7 a.m., it's safe to assume, I guess, there will be no desk officers at the Pittsburgh police stations, and there will be fewer officers on duty, period.
	From 3 a.m.
	to 7 a.m., I've got to imagine that's probably, I don't know, 3 a.m., if I were to break in, it'd probably be 3 a.m.
	It's a good hour for the Pittsburgh Purge.
	Yeah, exactly.
	That's the big warning siren that goes off.
	I think that's actually when crime, like, you can look this up, but most of the crime that is committed overnight is committed between the hours of probably, like, I think it was 2 and 5 or 3 and 6, something like that.
	Like, the exact window they chose to not have that.
	Well, if you were choosing an hour not to work at your job, you'd probably pick the busiest hours.
	Like, if you worked at Burger King, you don't want to work the lunch rush.
	No, no, no, just sit around afterwards.
	I don't understand how a burglar alarm is not in progress.
	I mean, unless you're talking about false alarms, which obviously happen, but at some point you clear the hurdle of, this is real, and they're like, nah, it's a burglar alarm, we can't do anything, it's not in progress.
	The only time this thing goes off and we clear the hurdles is if somebody's stealing from me in my house or my store.
	Well, here's how I read this, okay?
	And this comes from 11 News, we'll make all the sources publicly available, we always do.
	They won't respond to calls that aren't in progress emergencies.
	So when they list it, okay.
	So, burglary alarms, they're saying, don't get an alarm, get a gun.
	Criminal mischief, okay, get a gun.
	Harassment, get a gun.
	Theft, of course, including likely the ongoing burglary.
	We're not coming, and even if you get a burglary alarm, an alarm system, it will alert someone who's not going to come, Get a firearm.
	Get two.
	Two, yeah.
	One for each hand.
	Well, that way, if they steal one, you still have another one to shoot them with.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Just leave that one unloaded.
	It's like the dummy gun.
	I'm going to take a risk here.
	Say, get three.
	Oh, get one!
	Have your nightstand pistol so that it can allow you to get to your rifle.
	One for your left, one for your right, and one for the butt crack.
	Exactly.
	Not sure how you do that, but if God didn't want you to carry, he wouldn't have given you a butt crack.
	That's right.
	That's right!
	Pittsburgh, Petey, they blame all this on a shortfall of cops.
	All right, so let me just hit you with these stats really quick.
	This is not new, but this is the direct result, and of course the left will try and just get you to forget about the Summer of Love 2020.
	This is a direct result of the policies.
	Okay, I don't know how often you get a clear causation, right, with correlation.
	Defund the police, in its title, police says we have a shortfall.
	Mission accomplished.
	Correlation isn't equal to causation?
	Shut up.
	You demanded defunding the police, and then crime went up, and a shortfall.
	Who saw this coming?
	Now first, let me give you the crime statistics, okay?
	Nationwide, of course, criminals have been taking advantage of these policies, right?
	Since 2019, carjacking is up 93%.
	Motor vehicle theft, up 105%.
	Homicides in major cities.
	Portland, it's up 171%.
	Memphis, 83%.
	Pittsburgh, up 40%.
	Great time to take officers off duty between 3 and 7 a.m.
	There's been a 42% increase in people claiming to be victimized by a crime overall from 2021 to 2022.
	Now, that also leads you combine an increase in crime with a shortfall, meaning they don't have enough police.
	Well, I wonder why.
	Maybe if you vilify them and allow criminals to treat police officers as open season, fewer people are going to be joining.
	This is the shortfall, or these are the statistics.
	78% of agencies Had trouble recruiting qualified candidates.
	65% of agencies just didn't have enough candidates applying, and then 50% of agencies had to change their policies completely to get more recruits, like lowering PT requirements, certain thresholds that had to be met in the past.
	It's like, ah, you can't do pull-ups?
	Dead hangs work.
	Ah, you ever done drugs?
	We don't care.
	Educate?
	Doesn't matter.
	Push-ups?
	It's not relevant.
	You believe in the law?
	Think about that.
	It's very rare that you get a clearer through line right now.
	Okay, hey, hold on a second.
	Because this is what would happen.
	If you were to look at these numbers, and they existed in a vacuum, and say, well, how do we have a shortfall?
	Like, what is that?
	Well, 78% of police agencies have had trouble recruiting kids.
	That seems significant.
	Well, how is it?
	142% increase in murder rate?
	Okay, I'm noticing a pattern here.
	I wonder where the cause of Okay, we don't have enough police and crime has gone up.
	Oh!
	Defund the police!
	Fuck me!
	Small role.
	I mean, I'm not sure you can link the two seats.
	And police departments are getting desperate.
	And they've started releasing, have you seen the new recruitment videos?
	Oh man.
	It's just painful, like this one.
	Hi there.
	I'm Chief Montgomery, and I'm looking for new police recruits to join our force.
	Now, you may be thinking to yourself, I can't be a cop.
	They'd never hire me.
	Well, you might be surprised to learn that we're modifying all of our standards to meet the standards of our time.
	Do you have a history with drugs and substance abuse?
	No problem.
	First round's on me.
	You have a pile of unpaid parking tickets or traffic violations?
	A long list of misdemeanors?
	No problem!
	We can make that disappear faster than urban body cam footage.
	Worried about those charges for soliciting a prostitute?
	Join our vice team.
	You've been charged with armed burglary or home invasion?
	Join our SWAT team today.
	Ever been fired from a suicide hotline?
	Join our dispatch team.
	Ever have fantasies of taking the law into your own hands?
	Well here, your hands are the law.
	And it'll come for nothing.
	Have you ever been arrested for DUI and aggravated assault after crashing your truck into your ex-wife's living room following a Little League tournament that your son's team could have won?
	If Carlos hadn't dropped that routine fly ball and you cursed him out, causing his dad to fight you in the parking lot, and you had to show him that Coach Montgomery don't back down to nobody, so you beat him over the head with a Louisville Slugger?
	That's how I got my job.
	And the b**** had it coming.
	Are you a piece of s***?
	That's officer piece of s*** to you.
	Or at least it could be.
	Join our team today.
	It doesn't exactly inspire confidence, but hey, it happened.
	By the way, we obviously told you about this.
	This is something that we've been using for a very long time.
	Clear nasal spray.
	Go to clear.com, spelled with an X like Xylitol.
	Read their studies.
	Read the science there in rhinovirus, flu, allergies.
	It'll piss you off.
	COVID.
	COVID.
	And then see their current lawsuit.
	By the way, they're allowed to make medical claims, which is very, very rare.
	But then I think it's the FCC.
	Yeah, but we don't want you saying it on the airwaves.
	Well, no, you can say it about everything except for COVID, and it's like, but aren't the flu and COVID very similar?
	Yes.
	Coronavirus, isn't it?
	Yes, but... Yeah.
	You brush your teeth.
	You take a shower.
	I hope you do.
	Wash your nose.
	It's something that a lot of people overlook, and it's a really easy way to do it as opposed to a neti pot because, you know, We're past that.
	We're past the neti pot.
	It's pretty gross.
	What is this, Haiti?
	We're going to continue discussing this and more.
	It's Chat Thursday, of course, on Mug Club.
	If you're watching on Rumble, click that button.
	We will see you an hour later on Monday, because we will be down there.
	We will have a correspondent at the Supreme Court.
	We filed an amicus brief.
	Thank you so much for your support.
	We look forward to seeing you, of course, tomorrow on Mug Club.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, we're not on YouTube on Friday.
	So everyone on YouTube and everyone on Rumble, if you're a freeloader, we will see you Monday.
	Everyone else, we'll see you tomorrow.
	Right now, YouTube, piss off.

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