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March 8, 2024 - Louder with Crowder

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BIDEN 2024 STATE OF THE UNION MEGA STREAM!! #CrowderSOTU

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	I have no idea.
	What the hell are you doing?
	Hey, glad to be with you.
	It's like drinking from a... There's so much to get to, so let's bring this up so you guys know exactly what we're doing.
	We will be live fact-checking all night the State of the Union address, spared no expense.
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	How are you doing, sir?
	You looking forward to tonight?
	Count Basie Theater.
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	Alright, speaking of which, tonight, drinking game rules.
	Let's bring them up.
	You can play along with us.
	Alright, anytime, good lord, you have to drink anytime you hear this.
	And that will be anytime former Vice President Biden, respect the office, has a brain fart.
	Or a real fart.
	Anytime former Vice President Biden says something to let you know that he's serious.
	Anytime he tells an anecdote.
	Anytime former Vice President Biden blames Trump or MAGA for a problem that he clearly caused.
	Anytime that former Vice President Biden alludes to saving democracy.
	And you finish your drink anytime somebody heckles Biden from the crowd.
	Oh man.
	That's happening.
	So have poison control on speed dial.
	We also have today, we have... What is it?
	Charcoal that you have to ingest?
	We're going to have a 7 plus 1 things that were said to Biden to psych him up ahead of the State of the Union address.
	Really?
	So a lot to get to.
	We have Vivek Ramaswamy with our postgame later.
	And a representative from Indiana, actually, new rising star, Victoria Spartz.
	From where?
	Indiana.
	Which hopefully something good comes from Indiana, but our expectations are low, Mike Pence.
	It's his fault.
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	What do we expect tonight?
	Okay.
	So, a couple of things.
	Well, let me ask you what you expect tonight.
	We're going to give our predictions here.
	Um, Joe Biden is losing in the polls.
	Okay?
	So we'll get to the polls.
	Uh, he just, he lies now and just says that he's leading in the polls, which is clearly not true.
	We'll get to the polls, why that's not true.
	And the big reason for this is immigration is a losing issue.
	The economy is a losing issue.
	The left is going to tell you on CNN, they're trying to say, this is a, this is a referendum on Donald Trump's personality.
	It's the exact opposite of that.
	It's the opposite of that because poll after poll shows whether they are moderates or whether it's the general American population, Trump wins on policy as it relates to immigration, he wins on specific policy questions as it relates to national security, foreign policy, and the economy.
	So what we are seeing now is people are overwhelmingly swinging towards Trump in a general, right now if it were held today, in spite of the fact that a lot of people don't like him personally.
	Is that you out there?
	Comment below because we hear from a lot of you.
	Most people who vote Trump don't think he's an angel.
	No, exactly.
	And especially people who are out there saying, I really don't like what this guy says or does, but gosh, the results are just so good.
	Yeah.
	Especially we get to compare them to Joe Biden and see how horrible he's doing.
	So.
	Right.
	I think a lot of people just hold their nose.
	All right.
	What do you think, Nick?
	It's all good and fair.
	Again, if the Dems didn't have the media in their pocket.
	Yeah, it wouldn't even be close.
	It wouldn't even be close.
	These numbers, I don't believe in these numbers.
	I mean, in a half sane world, Trump would be up by 28 in all these polls.
	Yeah.
	Not three.
	I can't get excited.
	It's like going, hey, look, he's beating a guy in a coma by three points.
	Yeah, well, you know, if the guy in a coma deserves it.
	Not everyone in a coma is a perfect angel, is my point.
	There are rapists who fall into comas.
	They could be in a coma for a reason.
	You know what I mean, don't you?
	It's just ridiculous.
	Polls, again, polls are there, they shape how people vote, not what they're thinking.
	Yeah, I think you're right.
	And to keep it close, it's like a football game.
	You know, some of the NFL keep games close.
	They don't want you tuning up.
	Yes, I'm that cynical.
	I don't believe in any of this crap.
	But they certainly don't want to have, the New York Times does not want to have Trump winning in any of their polls.
	So that does say something.
	It does, but I'm saying that he's winning by significantly more.
	A ton in all of them.
	What worries me is my hockey analogy.
	The Bruins had the greatest year in the history of the NHL team last year and they, you know, got knocked out in the first round because they kind of peaked too early.
	I don't know.
	I don't follow sports.
	for going to get was yes uh... but but uh... that i'm just not going to argue that that that that
	that that that that It's not fair.
	It's completely fair.
	Look, you're wearing Ellen DeGeneres' shirt.
	Yes, I know.
	Beside that.
	Careful, I'm gonna start dancing at the breaks.
	I know, right?
	Like a white woman.
	Huh?
	Isn't this great?
	This is quality entertainment, then she throws acid on an intern's face.
	She's gone, right?
	Yeah, she's gone.
	But I'm just nervous!
	All this good news, all this good news, and we're in March.
	You're a pessimist.
	I get it.
	I'm a realist.
	I know, and I agree with you.
	I don't like seeing... I don't want us to become complacent.
	I know he's being indicted, and there's a million charges out there, even though he's being attacked by anybody.
	I don't want us to go, hey hey hey, the polls look fantastic.
	No, you're right.
	It's nice, though, that they do look fantastic.
	Well, here's the thing.
	For people who say demographics are destiny, and there's a lot of truth to that, then there's a really big silver lining.
	Because some of these polls are shocking.
	There are some numbers that we're going to hit tonight, so we'll be live fact-checking.
	We have Mission Control.
	All the references are available at loudearthcreditor.com.
	Every single piece of bullshit that you hear tonight, we are going to fact-check, to be clear.
	Did you just say some numbers?
	I did.
	Some numbers, because they're going to ban us on YouTube.
	You know what, by the way, if at some point tonight you see this on YouTube, Head on over to Rumble and download the Rumble app.
	You guys have the YouTube Dump button.
	You're going to have to explain to me how this works someday.
	Well, you know.
	I really don't understand.
	You still just learn how to use the VCR with the big blue button.
	You just hold it down the whole show for your show.
	Yes.
	How many times have you dumped me and I didn't know it?
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	I'm not dreaming.
	We had to move a consultant to full time.
	Basically, our YouTube audience sees your introduction and that's all they know about you.
	Is that right?
	We have a Nick DiPaolo YouTube dump artist from McKinsey and Company.
	Okay, and we all know what YouTube, it's not me, it's YouTube.
	Look at Bernie Sanders there.
	Hey, hey, there's our favorite Jewish socialist, and he's not socialist because he's Jewish.
	Now, let's go to this.
	Joe Biden claiming, and this is just a flat-out lie, he's leading the last five polls.
	Talk about, they've reached the point of desperation.
	It's not true, obviously, but it's, just hear him say it.
	President, what's your message to Democrats who are concerned about your poll numbers?
	Hold on, pause.
	Why is he being interviewed by Dieter?
	Yes, I was just going to ask you!
	They're concerned about your poll numbers.
	Why the long face?
	The public wants to see your smile, Joseph!
	He's starting to look more and more like Jeff Dunham's puppet.
	Yeah, that old guy, whatever the fuck they call him.
	Jeff Dunham and Penis.
	Alright, can you rewind it five seconds?
	Sure.
	Alright, there we go.
	Okay.
	about your phone number I was alive
	I know it gets even worse. He has to hold up his fingers because he's not convinced
	No, you're right.
	That's how I took that, too.
	Here's the truth.
	President Trump.
	Some people call him former president.
	Some people call him sitting president.
	I call him sitting president.
	He's leading in seven of the last ten polls, according to the RCP average.
	Trump, 47.6 to Biden, 45.8.
	And the betting averages are even more heavily in Trump's favor right now, with 46.4% Biden at 31.
	Here's something that's pretty important.
	You just mentioned the New York Times.
	That's a bad idea.
	That's a real bad idea.
	If you look at the Biden unfavorability trend, you've got 2020, it was 42% unfavorable, 59% unfavorable now.
	And then Trump unfavorability was 54% unfavorable.
	Same.
	He's a known quantity.
	He's a known quantity.
	It stayed the same.
	It's a known quantity.
	Joe Biden's high.
	The black vote in 2016.
	It's a little further down.
	Okay.
	Let me go through a few key things here.
	This is really important because the left has to swing to the center to win.
	Donald Trump has to appeal to the base.
	As a matter of fact, let me go to this really quickly.
	Before I get to these poll numbers, you know, former Vice President Biden is not happy.
	And I'm not going to be able to do that.
	I just looked for you to do that voice.
	Me too.
	Pisses me off.
	It's so good.
	I'm trying to think of his, let's see the pre-buttle on Biden from Trump.
	There was a specific clip I was looking for but we'll show it.
	Joe Biden is on the run from his record and lying like crazy to try and escape accountability.
	For the horrific devastation that his party have created, all the while they continue the very policies that are causing this horror show to go.
	We cannot take it any longer as a country.
	Can you give me the clip where he calls them socialists, communists, all of that?
	I don't remember which one that was, where he calls Biden a socialist.
	It might be the Biden border one.
	Okay, let me see this one.
	When I left office, we gave Joe Biden the most secure border in U.S.
	history.
	As soon as he got in, Crooked Joe and his radical left lunatics deliberately dismantled each and every one of those policies that were so good that gave us this best border.
	What's happened now is a horror show.
	The country, our country, is being laughed at all over the world.
	Over the past three years, Biden has actively aided and abetted the importation of millions
	and millions of illegal alien migrants and resettled them into your communities.
	Alright, okay. So he talks about socialist, communist...
	We've got several clips from that, so what I'm saying is on page...
	Well, I don't care, just roll the clip!
	No, I know, we're trying to find the exact clip.
	Okay, he called him a socialist communist, here's why.
	Here's why that's brilliant.
	It's not going to lose him the American public, right?
	Calling someone a socialist, most Americans don't like it.
	Sure, there's some Gen Z liberals, but here's the problem.
	Biden now has to defend himself.
	saying I'm not a socialist, I'm not a leftist, and then he loses a portion of his base.
	Because look, he's losing people because he's not supporting Hamas.
	He lost, when you look at Dearborn, what happened in Minnesota.
	I believe Minneapolis-St. Paul.
	There are enough people who think that he's not extreme enough.
	So that's a pretty, I think it's a pretty smart strategy.
	It is.
	Let's roll the clip so that they can see exactly.
	The clip could have.
	At any time during the past three years, crooked Joe Biden, and he is crooked as you can be and the most incompetent president we've ever had, could have called off the invasion But to this day, he is keeping the hordes of illegal migrants, illegal aliens, they travel in packs.
	By the time his term is up, we can have close to 20 million people in our country.
	And we have no idea from where they come.
	We have no idea who they are.
	Someone let us know where he was.
	He was like, I'm not going to let you go.
	I'm not going to let you go.
	Our start where I had In Georgia, he's up by 6.5.
	In Michigan, he's up by 3.6.
	In Nevada, he's up by 7.7.
	In North Carolina, 5.7.
	In Arizona, Trump's up by 5.5.
	In Georgia, he's up by 6.5.
	In Michigan, he's up by 3.6.
	In Nevada, he's up by 7.7.
	In North Carolina, 5.7.
	Pennsylvania, Biden's up by 0.8.
	However, there have been some polls that have him leading in all of them.
	Here's what's interesting about that.
	Context matters, right?
	When you look at Clinton, for example, and then you look at Trump in 2020.
	So, what did you have?
	You had Arizona.
	Clinton was leading him by 3.5% in 2016, okay?
	That's his collage, K-12.
	Then in 2020, Trump was up by 0.4%.
	This is collage k12 then in 2020 Trump was up by 0.4 percent now. He's up by 5.5 percent. Look at Georgia
	Trump was up by 5, he was up by 3.4 in 2020, then 6.5.
	The startling one to me is Michigan.
	If you go back and watch that election stream in 2016, I was shocked that he won Michigan because Clinton was up by 9.6, Biden was up by 4.7, Trump is now up by 3.6 in Michigan, and that's going to be exacerbated by tonight.
	His old shriveled dick is in a ringer because he wants...
	He wants to push the green policy, which of course pisses off the UAW and a lot of these Rust Belt union workers who typically historically have voted entirely Democrat, but for their self-preservation now, they're not going to be supporting this guy.
	This is a 15 point spread in Michigan.
	Yeah.
	Think about that for a second.
	That's insane.
	And so, you know, you end up having, so Trump was, or Clinton was up by 9.6 and then Trump ended up winning Michigan.
	Right, that year.
	So, what we're looking at right now is just trends, guys.
	We're not telling you that this is how the polls are going to end up, but Trump has historically performed very poorly this far out against a Democrat opponent.
	Obviously, Clinton was up 10 in Wisconsin, and Trump is up 1.
	Look at that.
	That's crazy.
	That's an 11 point swing.
	Yeah, and they've got to count those as wins for Biden.
	He's got to have those in the bag to be able to win this.
	Now, really quickly too, the minority vote.
	Uh, with the blacks.
	2016, Trump got 8% of the blacks.
	That's a bunch of hot shit.
	As our French Canadians call it.
	Four French-Canadian people liking that.
	So, 2020 12%, now 23%.
	From 8% to 23%.
	Hispanics 28%.
	So about a quarter.
	Now, Trump is winning 46%.
	Again, these are the comparable polls.
	Think about that.
	20-20, 12% now, 23%. From 8% to 23%. Hispanics, 28%. So about a quarter.
	Now, Trump is winning 46%. Again, these are the comparable polls. Think about that.
	He's winning with Hispanics more than Biden.
	He actually beats Biden in a head-to-head poll with Hispanics if there's a third-party candidate.
	Again, if demographics are destiny, and they're trying to bring in a bunch of third-world voters, of course, illegal votes, they're trying to buy a voting base.
	It's not working the way that they thought it would, and of course Trump is up with white voters, except all white women, which we kind of expected.
	Right so and look what I want you to know about those polls from 16 to 20 Trump had small but significant increases compared to what he did from 20 to 24.
	So just to frame that for you from 16 to 20 when his policies were taking effect people were like oh this is actually better from 20 to 24 When they see the policies of the other guy, they're like, holy crap, he's so much better now with that comparison.
	So he had a major increase over 2020 without even being in office to do anything right.
	And by the way, I've always said this, you have a sandwich.
	You have a political sandwich.
	You have eight years Obama, three years of Trump, the last year doesn't count.
	Because of COVID, manufactured, the pandemic, not the virus, the pandemic was manufactured, and then you're going to have four years of Biden.
	So you have a consistent trend as far as wage growth, purchasing power, inflation, border policy.
	People go, eight, three, and four, I'm going with that guy.
	On the policies, this is why it's so important, specific polling on policies.
	On the economy, Trump has a 47%.
	If you look at approval, versus Biden 34.
	Immigration, Trump 45%, Biden 31.
	Foreign policy, Trump's up at 42%.
	On the individual policy, just the perspective, because people vote, not just numbers, right?
	People vote, they view Trump as more effective with policy.
	They're doing this in spite of the fact that they think he's bombastic.
	What they're telling you is a lie in the mainstream media.
	That's what's most important in this.
	Biden says I'm winning in the polls.
	He's not.
	The media says, oh, it's a referendum on personality.
	It's not.
	It's about policy, and Biden's losing in the polls.
	That's what I think is going to be the most important dynamic tonight.
	That'll be the foundation.
	Expect some Republican blaming on immigration, because we all know, we all know that it's the Democrat Party who are strict on border laws.
	Alright. By the way, Joe Biden's... excuse me, motorcade is on the way to the White House, but...
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	So, this is 7 plus 1 things that were said to Biden to psych him up ahead of the State of the Union address tonight.
	Number 7, don't worry, it's the last time you'll have to speak in public until Election Day.
	One plus one.
	Love you.
	Things that were said to Biden to psych him up ahead of the State of the Union address
	tonight.
	Number seven, don't worry, it's the last time you'll have to speak in public until Election
	Day.
	I promise.
	Number six, Nick DiPaolo.
	Remember, if you read your script correctly, we'll get ice cream.
	We will get ice cream.
	I just stepped on that joke with a cracking voice.
	No, it was wonderful.
	And number five, 7 plus 1 thanks to Biden to psych him up for today's State of the Union address.
	Remember the Biden mantra, live, laugh, love.
	Little kids, love little kids.
	What do we got, a silencer on that gun?
	Number four, Gerald Catton Morgan.
	I'm a little on it right now.
	Remember to tell everyone that the after party is at Comet Ping Pong.
	They have good pizza.
	They do.
	And closets.
	No basements.
	No basements that we know of.
	Oh boy.
	Good pizza?
	We'll revisit it.
	Number three, Oh, this seems like it's a Nick DiPaolo one.
	7 plus 1 thing said to Psycop, former Vice President Biden.
	Number 3, Nick.
	If the teleprompter goes down, Jamal Bowman is already stationed near the fire alarm.
	Hey now, he pulls those.
	That's not how he pulls.
	Oh, wow.
	Am I right, folks?
	That guy pulls his tappy.
	He pulls fake sick days.
	Number 2, Gerald Morgan.
	Okay, number two, Gerald Morgan.
	Number two.
	All right.
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	He just turns back like it's a revolving door.
	All right, let's bring up CNN.
	I bet you're going, oh my gosh, this man, how much honor he's restored to America.
	Oh, God, I want to.
	But it's kind of surprising that nobody brought a guest related at all to the prosecution of Donald Trump, because you could say, I would not put it above any politician to bring, say, E. Jean Carroll or anyone like that, maybe they are in there, but that's something else that's A cloud over all of this is the fact that Donald Trump, who President Biden will be facing in November, has all these legal problems, Caitlin.
	Don't you see what they do?
	They fabricate, they trump up charges, and then they never cease to tell you.
	What you're not going to see them do is actually get into the specifics of Biden's policies.
	They don't want to get into the specifics of former Vice President Biden's policies.
	They want to say, Donald Trump has charges.
	And people don't believe that the economy is great right now, but it is.
	It's not!
	What's better?
	This is what this election comes down to, and this is why they don't want to talk about it.
	Where are you, or how are you better off today than you were pre-COVID in the rip-roaring economy of Trump?
	Are you better off professionally?
	Are you better off as far as your personal safety, as far as the national safety of this country?
	Are we better off in our standing internationally?
	It relates to trade?
	Right.
	Remember they said this was going to be the great... We're going to unite the country again.
	You feel united?
	Tell me one area where even someone can argue that we are better off today under former Vice President Biden than Donald Trump.
	Comment below.
	I would love to hear it.
	I've not heard one argument.
	No, and right now I know what they're trying to do is they're trying to say that Donald Trump, former President Donald Trump, crashed the economy and that Joe Biden is bringing it up, right?
	Former Vice President.
	So, anyway, when we do, I just want to give you guys an understanding, like, we know State of the Union, he's going to be talking a lot, he's going to be speaking low, we'll keep his volume a little higher even as we talk.
	Yes.
	So you guys will still be able to hear what is being said, we'll comment on it, and we know that Donald Trump right now is actually crashing social media because people are just waiting for the mean tweets to come out.
	This lady was just fondling her neck like she had a phantom turtleneck.
	Yeah, that's the broad from Maine.
	and then we'll have a full recap as this is done. We want to be your one-stop shop so
	Oh, is it?
	you feel like you get everything you need to know. This lady was just fondling her neck
	like she had a phantom turtleneck. Yeah, that's the broad from Maine. Oh, is it? Yeah, she's
	in her late thousands.
	He's like Janet Reno on a fucking pony.
	Janet Reno is a pony.
	You know it's funny because those two things are related.
	I don't know if you know this, but I believe the number is 1500% as far as murders from illegal immigrants.
	That's the increase to Biden from Donald Trump.
	I have it written here somewhere.
	See if he can talk his way out of that.
	Is this on crime or is it on a border here?
	Let me go really quickly.
	But it's 1,500%!
	I'm sure you guys can find it.
	I got it right here.
	So it's overlay D4.
	Crime from illegals way up.
	1,500% more homicides by illegal immigrants have occurred under Biden than Trump.
	And a lot of times we focus on homicides because that's kind of the biggest one.
	Yes.
	I mean, tax fraud.
	Yeah.
	You know, all those are good.
	But, you know, killing is kind of a big measurement.
	Also up is homicide.
	They're killing themselves, so you let them fight it out.
	I didn't know they kept that stat.
	It does totally energize and mobilize the base, but the reason it's been so successful for Democrats is because it goes far beyond that.
	That issue, when it was on the ballot, abortion rights in a post-docs world, performs better Can someone get me the stats?
	Is it typical for someone to be this... Is that Santos?
	Oh my god.
	He's looking more and more like Liberace.
	Look at that.
	Yeah, he is.
	Now that he's out, he's like, I'm gay and deal with it.
	I have a sequined dickie, bitch.
	What are you gonna do?
	He's banging a guy that looks just like him.
	Yeah, Eric Swalwell.
	So look, there's over 150,000 of you right now on Rumble already before this speech has started.
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	Perfect time to bring up, since he's... When do they usually... I don't remember anyone being late for the State of the Union like this.
	Usually it's a couple minutes, typically.
	Not six!
	Well, yeah, it's six minutes late.
	Not six!
	He's empty in the bag on his hip in the men's room.
	Let's talk for a second.
	We've seen a lot of the Supreme Court justices who are down on the floor tonight.
	Filled with ice cream.
	No, no, it's not.
	It's not chocolate ice cream.
	I don't care what you tell me.
	They have to change my ice cream bag.
	That's a colostomy bag, Joe.
	What?
	They lied to me.
	Joe, you bitch.
	Be the first correct thing he said.
	You know what, before we go, actually, Josh, of course you guys know him, you love him, third chair, he is going to be, where's he going to be?
	He's going to be in Tulsa, Oklahoma, March 22nd.
	Really?
	He was supposed to...
	Be here tonight, but I believe he's been auditioning.
	Yeah, yeah, exactly.
	Let's check in on Josh before this old fart starts.
	Good, good.
	Where in the world is Josh?
	All right, so you're reading for the part of John Hammond.
	Yeah, hi I'm Josh.
	Great, great.
	The prequel for Jurassic Park.
	Okay, with Jurassic Park?
	Yeah.
	I think that must have been a typo or something.
	Cause, look at the logo!
	It's got a T-Rex on there, that's from the Cretaceous period.
	I don't think you really need to be concerned with that part.
	With the accuracy of the film?
	I think I should?
	So should you!
	Right?
	Why don't you just take it from the top.
	Okay.
	Welcome to Cretaceous Park.
	Jurassic.
	Welcome.
	I'm sorry.
	Welcome to Triassic Park.
	Why can't you just say Jurassic Park?
	Okay.
	You know, I've read through this thing front to back, and if you're gonna take creative license with the title, at least go with Triassic.
	I mean, From what I've read, this whole thing is riddled with inaccuracies.
	You have a bunch of angry kids on your hands, not to mention a bunch of really pissed paleontologists.
	Do you want the part or not?
	Yes.
	Just read the script.
	Okay.
	Welcome to Mesozoic Park.
	Cut.
	Welcome to Dinosaur Park.
	Cut.
	Welcome to Central Park.
	What?
	Cut.
	Bad?
	Bad.
	Keep swinging the bat, Josh.
	You'll hit eventually.
	Who is that man right now on there with the...
	Oh, Madler!
	Madler is looking more... He's out like a light!
	Can someone put a side-by-side with that man right now, screenshot it, and Nosferatu, for God's sake.
	Oh my gosh, that's spot on.
	Who's Nosferatu?
	Nosferatu is the original Dracula, you uncultured bitch.
	Did you say Dracula?
	Why do you have to say Nosferatu?
	I spent like an entire semester on that in film school.
	Did you really?
	Really? Yeah, it's nice.
	It's all Godfather Animal House.
	I don't care.
	Oh, please.
	You wouldn't know a good film if it bit you in the ass.
	You're quoting fucking Tom Hanks movies.
	What's wrong with that, man?
	From the 80s.
	Come on, guys.
	I mean, from the 80s.
	These are good movies, guys.
	Joe vs. the Volcano, what?
	You got a problem with that, Nick?
	Yes, I do.
	Someone hasn't seen Cloud Atlas.
	You're really missing out.
	I did pick up what Josh was doing.
	I knew that was the fat guy from the dinosaur movie.
	Because he talked about dinosaurs.
	Look at Rodney's hair tonight.
	Hey, look at the bitch next to me.
	You're getting no respect.
	And by the way, neither does this former vice president.
	It's like a traffic cone, isn't it?
	I don't remember, guys.
	I don't think that they're usually ten minutes late.
	No.
	No, I'm telling you, Joe tripped on something.
	Opened his head wide open.
	Massive head wound.
	Massive head wound.
	They're putting ice on it.
	It's gushing.
	And, uh, why is Stephen Colbert next to Kamala tonight?
	I tell you what, though, I'm actually really liking this speaker, Johnson.
	Yeah, he's got a brass setup.
	No, I know, he definitely means business.
	Where has he been hiding?
	Why are they hiding him?
	Well, he's been out there.
	His response is pretty much when they say, hey, are you really going to do this?
	No, I mean before he got elected to the House, why wasn't his name brought up years ago?
	Well, I think that's been a net benefit, though, because they say, hey, will you do this?
	He goes, no.
	No, I'm not going to do this.
	They say, hey, are you really going to stand by that?
	Uh-huh.
	Here she comes, the elder abuser.
	Here she comes to run the day!
	She's the Ben Stiller at the home in Happy Gilmore.
	Why'd you make me do that to you?
	That guy's right out of a movie.
	Look at her.
	I'm not going to lie though, Jill Biden, she looks good for her age.
	I wouldn't fuck her with your sister-in-law's dick.
	Wow!
	Holy moly!
	Wait, I do, I do.
	She's a lovely lady actually.
	I would love to see Jill fall off that balcony.
	Come on!
	No, knock at her.
	Knock the wind out of her.
	Why?
	Am I going to get in trouble for that?
	What kind of homo show are you guys doing here tonight?
	Isn't it crazy that Kamala Harris, next to Speaker Johnson, still looks whiter?
	Look at Ben Franklin on the right.
	Steven, we found Jill's long-lost sister.
	Oh my god!
	Oh my god!
	Super blonde!
	I didn't know Janice Yellen was a Muppet!
	Look how short she is!
	Look how short she is!
	She looks like Newt Gingrich transforming.
	Transitioning.
	She looks like a reverse.
	You know those dinosaurs that would expand in water from your cereal?
	If Newt Gingrich was a reverse.
	Yeah, I didn't have those.
	Well, I know.
	You had a beading closet.
	And we thank you for it.
	Because we... And Nick's gonna be in Red Bank, New Jersey at the Count Basie Theatre.
	May 11th.
	May 11th.
	Funniest Man Alive.
	OG, if you haven't seen his stand-up live, it definitely is an experience.
	You know what?
	This is my fault.
	I talk about merch a lot because I love the shirts, but we're giving away a year's supply of food right now.
	All you have to do is go and make a purchase there.
	$1 gets you an entry every time.
	A year's supply of food?
	That's a lot of money, especially when this guy's running the country for almost another year.
	Also because I hear that one in, I think, six Americans goes to bed hungry.
	So we can solve that.
	Yeah, which is stupid.
	Hit the fridge on the way to the bedroom, fuckhead.
	Nick, I think you might be missing the problem.
	I have a whole bit.
	You did.
	You fed that one in beautifully.
	And I didn't get all of it, because it's... I can't remember my own shit.
	With Nick, it's because Nick has such a catalog, that I was like, oh, Nick has a... And then I feed it, because I know all of his stuff.
	I've never missed an album.
	Alright, we've got your Dracula, side by side.
	Nosferatu.
	Oh, yes!
	Absolutely.
	What's with his wrist, though?
	He has a cerebral palsy wrist.
	Oh, that's a, you know what wrist.
	He's been yanking Cub Scouts.
	What that wrist is.
	Jerry Nadler.
	I'm not sure I get the reference.
	Jacking off Rottweilers.
	You say that as Pete Buttgig is on screen.
	He's like, Rottweilers?
	Did someone say Rottweilers?
	I've had him at the top of the Deadpool, Nadler.
	Seriously, when he was fat.
	He has the complexion of a guy already in a casket.
	I'm telling you, anybody want to bet me here, what's the date today?
	March 7th?
	A year from now, he won't be around.
	You don't think he'll be around?
	He's unhealthy.
	I don't know how he's still walking.
	He's just creepy looking.
	He shit his pants at a press conference.
	He did?
	Yeah.
	Remember I played that video?
	Yes, that's right.
	That's right.
	He did.
	Can we bring that up, guys?
	That Jerry Nadler pooping his pants at a press conference?
	Are you kidding?
	This is because what happened tonight, just so you know, the reason is we were like, hey, we've talked too much in the past.
	So we want to make sure.
	So we said, let's remove some of these elements that we had ready here.
	And now he's 15 minutes late.
	So now we bring you Jerry Nadler crapping in his pants.
	We can't get this right.
	Look at Mayorkas.
	That was Cardona.
	Was it Cardona?
	Miguel Cardona.
	Is that Granholm right there?
	Oh, never mind.
	No, no, no.
	I'm sorry.
	I was looking at Mayorkas.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I'm saying they were making him the designated survivor.
	You make me look any dumber than I am.
	Well, I'm trying to.
	Let's go to, I guess some other things, some key reference points here.
	I think he's probably going to run on, oh, let's look at some key guests we have.
	There's Daryl George of Barbers Hill High School, the one in Texas, which was given, this person was given an in-school suspension for not cutting his hair.
	Oh, what?
	Really?
	Family says the school violated the Crown Act to create a respectful and open workplace for natural hair.
	Oh boy.
	Oh look, Ella Fitzgerald.
	I haven't looked at the picture, guess the race.
	Kate Cox is going to be there, Dallas... Danish.
	What?
	I was guessing Danish.
	Oh, oh.
	A Dallas area mother, and she had a petition for an abortion that was rejected by Texas courts, so she's going to be out there right now.
	They'll probably have a camera on her.
	Anyway, the point is you can see all these special guests.
	She does look like Alice Cooper!
	Oh my word!
	Like a photo negative Alice Cooper, that's what we had right there.
	That was the person, it was Alice Cooper, blonde.
	I didn't see that, I wasn't looking at that monitor.
	Look, come on, that looks like Ann Coulter.
	I kid Ann, Ann's very cute.
	They're all waiting around.
	She has a jawline like she could crack nuts.
	Yes, fireball man.
	She could, I mean.
	And there's Vaubert.
	Put a smile on, pussycat.
	I have a post of her on my bed.
	Oh look, there's Mitt Romney, and this is something else that happened today.
	And Kelsey Grammer!
	Did you see Donald Trump said, we don't need the Romneys, we have to get rid of the Romneys.
	And then people said, he's saying we have to get rid of moderate Republicans.
	Mitt Romney isn't even a moderate Democrat.
	Can you guys comment below or hit the like button if you agree?
	Mitt Romney would be pretty left for a Democrat.
	Yes, I agree.
	He disappointed me more than anybody, that guy.
	He did.
	He had a legitimate chance in 2012, he screwed it up, and then all he did from there is like, I just want to be relevant, guys, I'm gonna do whatever I have to do.
	Yeah, he really disappointed me.
	Robney sucks!
	Yep.
	Did you play that soundbite?
	I did, yeah.
	Oh, okay, good.
	I think I saw Magic Johnson.
	I just did it twice.
	Did we?
	Gerald stepped twice as nice.
	I did not.
	I stepped halfway.
	Elizabeth Warren.
	Elizabeth Warren is in a perpetual state of looking like a white mom at a wedding who shouldn't be there.
	Oh, you have to try to start doing like a dance that she thinks is hip?
	No, you're right.
	He's 16 minutes late.
	Wow.
	16 minutes.
	One-six.
	It'd be funny if they roll him in on a gurney.
	Yeah.
	He's got an IV in his fuckin' eye.
	We have to make him panic.
	Give him the Hannibal Lecter mask.
	Quick!
	Anybody!
	Is there a child in the room?
	Yeah, exactly.
	He needs to suck the life out of you!
	Is there a doctor in the room?
	No, not you, Jill.
	I meant Doogie Howser.
	It's a twofer because Doogie Howser was young and now we know he's a homosexual.
	That's true.
	He is?
	Oh yeah!
	I know, I met him actually.
	I did in a locker room.
	He actually lent me some socks.
	Here we go.
	Mr. Speaker!
	The President of the United States!
	Are you sure?
	That guy looks panicked.
	And somebody to walk in front of him that he can fall on.
	No, exactly.
	She's got a mattress strapped to her back.
	This is all a ploy from Big Surda.
	Where's your daughter?
	I'm going to change my Deadpool prediction.
	You don't think he makes it?
	Jesus, I don't know.
	Look at the back of his neck.
	Is that hair plugs?
	No, it looks like testicles.
	I don't think they still do.
	Look at Chuck Schumer sniffing his ass.
	Who's that guy who has the Lake and Riley?
	I don't think they still do testicle-to-neck transplanting.
	Well, they did it that one time, and then it was like, hey, look at Margaret Chow's there.
	Tell us how funny your mom speaks.
	I like it when she does her mother with her voice.
	Oh no, Margaret! Oh no!
	Focus.
	Yeah, there's no there's no there's no lens. It's just dead.
	Nobody's trying. Yes. He's counting toothpicks He'll get the number wrong don't take him to Vegas no look
	at he's saying and who are you again?
	Yeah, huh do we really have to go to Chuck Schumer? Yes, sir. These are all Republicans the Democrats are on the
	left I'm the guy who put in your plastic hips
	Oh my gosh I've been drinking.
	I've been drinking.
	game rules guys because this is a long walk. I've been drinking. So drink anytime former Vice
	President Biden has a brain fart. He says something to let you know he's serious.
	Anytime he tells an anecdote.
	Anytime he blames Trump or MAGA for a problem that he clearly caused.
	Anytime he alludes to saving democracy.
	Or you finish your drink anytime someone heckles Biden from the crowd.
	I don't know how likely that is, but I hope it happens.
	I think it's happening.
	Is Marjorie Taylor Greene there?
	Yeah, she was just there right now with a MAGA hat.
	Yeah, exactly.
	He's not gonna talk to you.
	Maybe he will, he doesn't even know who she is.
	He's talking to one of the Founding Fathers right now.
	Oh wow, the only guy older than him.
	He's talking to Marley's ghost.
	You know, what was really bad is... What was that?
	Riff Raff?
	That was Riff Raff.
	Time is fleeting.
	Hey, it's Uncle Ben.
	Listen.
	I love your rice.
	Huh?
	Oh, I heard that.
	He hit the button.
	This is like the weird back of Head Brigade.
	Yeah, it really is.
	Do our heads look this weird from the back?
	Your head looks normal.
	It's a little round.
	It's the way his hair is cut.
	Is that gold dust from the WWE?
	Yeah, that was Bull Powell.
	From the Orioles.
	I'm too rough for this to be your dad.
	He's dying out there.
	Look at Chuck filming that slimy fucking roach.
	Oh, wow.
	Welcome to Nick DiPaolo, ladies and gentlemen.
	Seriously, I would punch him in the face.
	Holy!
	Look it!
	That's you know who, Mutombo.
	Get the shit out of there.
	So we'll see what he does with jobs.
	I'm prepared for jobs, immigration, inflation.
	He'll probably blame shrinkage.
	What is that terrorist doing there right now?
	Oh my god.
	That's the last face.
	That's the Australopithecus.
	That's the last face before the upright walking.
	That's the last face the people of Canada Fitzgerald saw.
	Okay, hey, so we do have... We do... That's good.
	That's good.
	I made myself dizzy in there.
	Look, he's still there!
	I need your voice.
	I need your voice.
	Sorry, what do you mean?
	I need your Trump voice.
	Oh, did Trump already speak?
	I need your Trump voice.
	About him being late?
	Okay, let me wet my palate.
	Let's bring this up.
	Let me wet my whistle!
	Can you see that well?
	The President... By the way, that's respectful.
	It is.
	The President is very substantially late.
	Not a good start, but let's give him the benefit of the doubt.
	I'm sure he had very important things to do, but he is just now getting into the car.
	They will have to drive very, very quickly.
	You just don't want to be late to the State of the Union.
	I know.
	They will need Mario Andretti to be at the wheel of the limo.
	Not that bitch Cassidy Hutchinson!
	Remember she said they turned the wheel?
	I don't remember that name.
	It took me a... I only remember it because I had a memory trigger.
	It was Bitch Cassidy.
	They're taking selfies.
	Yes, they are taking selfies.
	I'm afraid Trump's going to get comedian syndrome.
	By the way, he already has.
	He already has his raking them over the coals post-Ready.
	He's doing a little bit of rope-a-dope, but Donald Trump isn't patient enough to do it for the whole night.
	He's like, guys, it's late and I got Michael and Freddie Gold, you know?
	Yeah, he's going to wind up.
	Do you guys need a refill or anything?
	No, I haven't been consuming any beer yet because I'm trying to pace myself for the game.
	We've got another one for him.
	We just might have to make sure that Vivek and Ms.
	Spartz know that we're running a little bit late.
	They're going to be behind the State of the Union address themselves.
	So the former Vice President has made them late also.
	Also, yes.
	Let's bring up the next Trump quote really quick.
	It's very brief.
	Thankfully, we won't have to be looking at Rhino Mitt Romney much longer.
	That's a good point, right?
	I love it.
	We'll save some of these for later.
	He's the only rhino that wouldn't hunt for its horns.
	Did people just ask him to take a picture of them?
	Sir, will you take a picture of us?
	No, not with you.
	Does he realize he's got a speech to do?
	If your father, if your grandfather were shuffling around in his wool slippers at this speed in the house, he'd be like, we need to call somebody.
	Yes, we need to make sure we find the will.
	They are clapping in rhythm.
	You slap your name in a sticker on the stereo.
	They're clapping in rhythm.
	Did you see?
	Well, they're black.
	No.
	Oh my goodness.
	They're doing four more years.
	I wasn't facing the screen.
	No, it was fine.
	Oh, okay, good.
	Is that what they're saying, Gerald?
	Turn up the volume.
	See?
	Four more years.
	They don't know what else to do.
	Four more years.
	And he's like, four more minutes.
	Hurry up!
	I feel like he's so out of it in his head he's probably quoting lines from Tin Cup right now.
	I know their arms got tired. I feel like he's so out of it in his head
	He's probably quoting lines from tin cup right now. He just he just like he's not there
	Why did come?
	I don't know.
	I don't like Kevin Costner.
	You don't like Costner?
	No.
	That is a bad one.
	Viewership just dropped.
	Thanks a lot.
	Oh, there's the Wicked Witch.
	No, it isn't.
	Is that Pelosi?
	Yeah, that's Pelosi.
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, yeah, the bitch.
	Hey.
	I wish she'd never... She's got nothing under the jacket.
	Yeah, I will say, you know, for an older lady... No, she's got a rack like you read about in Rack Weekly.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Shut up, Jake.
	I miss magazines.
	Me too.
	Oh, Rack Weekly was mostly ads.
	Gun racks.
	Was that a magazine?
	There is some degree, even during harsh political times,
	of fellowship.
	Shut up, Jake.
	Remember when people used to think Jake Tapper was objective?
	Oh, yeah.
	That guy's not.
	He wasn't objective, but he was better when he was... He was better at hiding it.
	Yes.
	You remember he worked at Fox.
	Yeah, but I saw him when he was doing the daily briefings, and I would watch those daily briefings, and he would ask questions there and be in the press briefing room.
	And I was like, alright, he's asking some tough questions, but now he's just completely... Wouldn't you like to ask him, which is the real Jake Tapper?
	The one that you worked at Fox or this one?
	Yeah, which is the line?
	You go where the money is, right, Jake?
	Wow, well over 200,000 of you.
	I want to hit something here.
	The economy, right?
	People say it's the economy, stupid.
	He's going to try and claim, of course, that he's actually improved the economy.
	Here's what matters most to you.
	Are you making more money and do things cost the same or less?
	Right?
	That's most Americans out there.
	Okay, so inflation, he's trying to say, he'll claim that it's slowed.
	Oh, he fell.
	Right?
	In fact, it's up 17.3% since he's taken office.
	Now, here's the other stat that's really key.
	If you look at overall incomes during their presidency, so Obama, eight years income went up $1,043, K?
	Average income.
	Biden, it's gone down $4,200, if you're looking at his presidential term.
	Trump, up $4,000.
	Up $4,000!
	Think about that.
	Up four times more than eight years of Obama and half the time.
	And Biden doubled it and added a negative sign.
	And you won't hear those numbers anywhere.
	No, it's down $4,200.
	Your money is down, what you make and how much things cost are up.
	More people are working part-time than ever before.
	Labor force participation is not great.
	Let's go right now to former Vice President Joe Biden being lost.
	Is he saluting?
	No, he's moving towards the lights.
	Where the hell am I?
	Go to the light!
	Shut up!
	Sit down!
	I hate this guy.
	He hates himself, so it's even.
	It's Alice Cooper.
	He does, and he loves himself.
	I gotta say, Kamala looks pretty good to them.
	He already used that line.
	Does that count as a brain fart?
	No.
	He already used that line like a month ago.
	Let's give him a chance.
	Mr. Speaker, Madam Vice President, members of Congress, my fellow Americans, In January 1941, Franklin Roosevelt came to this chamber to speak to the nation, and he said, I guess you're at a moment unprecedented in the history of the Union.
	Hitler was on the march.
	War was raging in Europe.
	President Roosevelt's purpose was to wake up Congress and alert the American people that this was no ordinary time.
	Freedom and democracy were under assault in the world.
	Tonight, I come to the same chamber.
	Yes, nicely.
	Now, it's we who face unprecedented moment in the history of the Union.
	And yes, my purpose tonight is to wake up the Congress and alert the American people that this is no ordinary moment either.
	Not since President Lincoln and the Civil War have freedom and democracy been under assault at home, as they are today.
	He's already slurring his words.
	Because of you, you dick.
	He's already slurring his words.
	Is the freedom of democracy under attack both at home and overseas.
	Because of you, you dick.
	At the very same time.
	Overseas.
	How can you say that when you claim you're democratically elected?
	Putin and Russia's on a march invading Ukraine and sowing chaos throughout Europe and beyond.
	If anybody in this room thinks Putin will stop at Ukraine, I assure you he will not.
	Boy, why would you applaud that?
	That shows you where the priorities are.
	Yeah.
	Lead with Ukraine.
	Yeah.
	Lead with Zelensky, the president who plays the piano with his dick.
	Good.
	Great.
	That's who you speak to first.
	Those are his good points, too.
	Sit down, Kamala.
	You can't stop Putin.
	if we stand with Ukraine.
	Well, we already have the tune of 115 billion.
	Bring that up.
	It'll be over 150 if this new bill passes.
	Oh, King Jeffries, he's relevant.
	Whitey hater.
	You're the leader of Ukraine?
	That is all.
	That is all Ukraine is asking.
	They're not asking for American soldiers.
	Yet.
	In fact, there are no American soldiers who are in Ukraine, and I'm determined to keep it that way.
	But now, we built this together.
	It's just that Ukraine is being blocked by those who want to walk away from our world
	leadership.
	It wasn't long ago when a Republican president named Ronald Reagan thundered, Mr. Gorbachev,
	tear down this wall.
	Now.
	Didn't he say that about Trump's wall?
	Yes, pretty much.
	Do whatever the hell you want.
	Overlay D1, 154 million dollars worth of border materials at a loss that the Trump administration
	had purchased.
	Do whatever the hell you want.
	That's a quote.
	Out of context, moron.
	The former president actually said that, bowing down to a Russian leader, I think it's outrageous,
	it's dangerous, and it's unacceptable.
	Blaming, blaming a problem on Trump he created.
	Hey, Crimea invaded, that's right, Obama.
	Any invasions from, no, no, Ukraine invaded, Biden.
	So, Biden's got to be the one to blame.
	So, hold on a second, Crimea, Obama.
	As a proud member of NATO, the military alliance of democratic nations, created after World War II to prevent war and keep the peace.
	And today, we've made NATO stronger than ever.
	We welcomed Finland to the alliance last year.
	And just this morning, Sweden officially joined and our ministers here tonight.
	The first president ever to get people to pay the 2% of their GDP, which they were not doing in NATO, aside from
	the US, was Donald Trump.
	By the way, while he's doing this, if the new aid package is approved, $179 billion, either sent or committed, to
	Ukraine.
	$179 billion.
	$179 billion.
	I undershot it with $150.
	Or as I like to call it, nine border walls.
	Boy, am I a piece of shit.
	I gotta give him credit.
	He told a guy who stand up was not in a wheelchair.
	It's true.
	Baby steps.
	strongest military alliance the world has ever seen.
	Literally.
	I say this to Congress, we have to stand up to Putin.
	Send me a bipartisan national security bill.
	History is literally watching.
	History is watching.
	If the United States walks away, it will put Ukraine at risk, Europe is at risk, the free world will be at risk, and Bolton and others to do what they wish to do us harm.
	Wish.
	Yeah, wish.
	My message to President Putin, who I've known for a long time, is simple.
	We will not walk away.
	Hey, I'm so glad it's 9.30, State of the Union Address.
	And the only thing that's happened is talking about hundreds of more billions of dollars to a country in which we have really no interest and hates American values.
	Great, really.
	And they wonder why they're out of touch.
	This right here is going to hurt him more in the polls.
	When did Democrats start loving war so much?
	Where's Code Pink?
	History is watching.
	Just like history watched three years ago on January 6th, when insurrectionists stormed this very Capitol and placed a dagger to the throat of American democracy.
	Many of you here, in the darkest of days, we all saw with our own eyes the insurrectionists were not patriots.
	They've come to stop the peaceful transfer of power.
	Wrong.
	To oversteer the will of the people.
	Wrong.
	January 6th lies!
	January 6th lies He's right now bragging about prosecuting political opponents and acting as though he stands up to fascism.
	Donald Trump, pardon the Lil Wayne.
	America stood strong and democracy prevailed.
	You must be honest.
	The threat to democracy must be defended.
	My predecessor and some of you here seek to bury the truth about January 6th.
	I will not do that.
	This is the moment to speak the truth and to bury the lies.
	Speaking the truth.
	Drink.
	You can't love your country only when you win.
	to let you know he's serious.
	You're lying.
	I need a towel.
	I spilled beer when I got mad on January 6th.
	As I've done ever since being elected to office.
	I ask all of you, without regard to party, to join together and defend democracy.
	Remember your oath of office of defending against all threats, foreign and domestic.
	Yeah, what do we do with you?
	You are the domestic threat, you jerk-off.
	Nobody believes any of this.
	And make clear, political violence has absolutely no place, no place in America, zero place.
	Yeah, tell it to BLM!
	Yeah, tell it to the bitch behind you who, let's bring up that clip for later, said these people are not stopping when there were $2 billion worth of damages, thousands of officer casualties from Black Lives Matter, said nor should they stop.
	She encouraged it, right behind you.
	Donald Trump said, peacefully and patriotically, make your voice heard.
	This is gasoline is overused.
	That's what's happening.
	Oh, geez.
	Drink again.
	Yeah, what happened?
	Yeah.
	Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
	No, they didn't.
	Not at all.
	light is a toy of Beasley, a social worker from Birmingham, Alabama. Yeah, what happened? 14 months
	ago. Yeah. 14 months ago, she and her husband welcomed a baby girl thanks to the miracle of IVF.
	She scheduled treatments to have that second child, but the Alabama Supreme Court shut down IVF
	treatments across the state. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No, they didn't. Not at all.
	Are you sure? In fact, they just passed a bill to make sure it was protected.
	No.
	No.
	All fear.
	Nothing but fear, Margaret.
	have happened unless Congress acts it could happen again so tonight no let's
	stand all fear nothing but fear mother across the aisle don't keep this waiting
	any longer are you talking about abortion nobody took away the right to IVF
	Clinics closed down voluntarily because they were scared about the new law.
	And by the way, IVF, no one has a problem, Christians don't have a problem with IVF if you're fertilizing the embryos that you implant.
	The problem is with fertilizing countless embryos that you leave in a freezer and dump in the trash.
	Right.
	Yep.
	Like most Americans, I believe Roe v. Wade got it right.
	Oh, jeez.
	Oh, jeez.
	Oh, Roe v. Wade.
	Drink, he has been.
	He said Roe v. Wade.
	freedom.
	My predecessor came to office determined to see Roe v Wade overturn.
	Yep.
	Damn straight.
	He's the reason it overturned, and he brags about it.
	And he should, dickhead.
	Look at the chaos that has resulted.
	Joining us tonight is Kate Cox.
	A wife and mother from Dallas.
	She's become pregnant again and had a fetus in a fatal condition.
	You see how she got her last name.
	The doctor told Kate that her own life and her ability to have children in the future.
	Rain, fire, drink.
	Thank God I just got a refill.
	Because Texas law banned her ability to act, Kate and her husband had to leave the state to get what she needed.
	What her family got through should have never happened as well, but it's happening to too many others.
	There are state laws banning the freedom to choose, criminalizing doctors, forcing survivors of rape and incest to leave their states to get the treatment they need.
	Many of you in this chamber and my predecessor are promising to pass a national ban on reproductive freedom.
	My God, what freedom else would you take away?
	It's a decision to overturn Roe v. Wade.
	The Supreme Court majority wrote the following.
	And with all due respect, Justices, women are not without electoral power.
	Excuse me, electoral or political power.
	You're about to realize just how much you worry about.
	That was a brain fart.
	It was a threat.
	Hold on, did you just threaten the Supreme Court at the State of the Union?
	Yes, by the way, who are designed to be autonomous from...
	...from...
	a new perspective.
	Thank you.
	Doing a bang up job, Biden.
	Don't believe it when people say, oh, the Hispanics threw up for Biden.
	They're voting for Trump.
	Don't believe a word they say.
	It's because women are shifting towards the right.
	It's a win.
	Congress supports the right to choose.
	I promise you I'll restore Roe v. Wade as the law of the land again.
	How?
	How?
	How will you do that outside of being an authoritarian fascist fuck?
	I'm sorry.
	Today, all he's talked about is restoring your faith in institutions.
	Obey.
	Obey.
	Listen.
	Obey.
	And I will executive power.
	This is terrifying.
	This is actually scary.
	Is it me?
	No, you're 100% correct.
	Well, he's not going to be around.
	No, this is scary.
	The country is hit by the worst pandemic and the worst economic crisis in a century.
	Remember the fear, record losses.
	and we'll be back.
	How dare you?
	of the spikes in crime and the murder rate raging virus.
	How fucking dare you?
	More than one million.
	How dare you?
	Remember you saying you wouldn't take the vaccine because it was it was it was developed
	under Trump and Kamala?
	A president, my predecessor, failed the most basic presidential duty that he owes to American
	Do you understand how by the way, I think that's unbelievable.
	He got heckled.
	Did he?
	Just got heckled.
	Did he get heckled?
	Alright, by Jill.
	Finish your drink.
	We have, it doesn't make new, but news in a thousand cities and towns, the American people... She said you have a small penis!
	By the way, I believe it's Mission Control.
	67% of COVID deaths have taken place under Biden after he came in when the vaccine was already developed, which of course he's touted since.
	And after the giant spikes, it subsided.
	Building an economy from the middle out and the bottom up, not the top down.
	Investing in all America, in all Americans, to make sure everyone has a fair shot.
	Except for Texas.
	What was the other one?
	Alabama.
	Except for people who believe the Supreme Court should be separated.
	Except for people who believe states have the right to determine abortion laws.
	Turning setback into comeback.
	That's what America does.
	That's what America does.
	Yeah.
	Go ahead, Kamala.
	Stand up like the taupe Wednesday Addams you are.
	Higher, higher, higher.
	The economy's on the brink.
	Now our economy is literally the envy of the world.
	Fifteen million new jobs in just three years.
	A record.
	A record.
	Hold on a second.
	Yeah, because how many people lost jobs during COVID?
	Unemployment.
	Well, I'll give you the real number really quickly.
	Fifty-year lows.
	There were 9.37 million jobs lost to COVID in 2020 alone, Joe.
	All you had to do was turn the lights back on, and those come back.
	And by the way, 11 of the 12 reports in 2023 were revised downwards!
	Yeah, revised downwards.
	Significantly.
	Nope.
	The two biggest growth sectors for jobs?
	Healthcare and government.
	Of course, healthcare is subsidized by government.
	Also more Americans working part-time jobs than ever, so that tweaks the job numbers.
	So it's COVID jobs restored, 72%, and then government funding.
	For example, 80,000 IRS employees, a bunch of new government employees.
	They're taking your money to inflate their own numbers.
	17% since the start of his presidency.
	Inflation has dropped from 9% to 3% the lowest 17% since the start of his
	presidency yeah 17% inflation the landing is and will be soft
	We're exporting American products and creating American jobs.
	Here's how you know that's not true.
	He's trailing in the swing states where these American unions, who by the way are corrupt, they should be supporting him and they won't.
	Consumer studies show consumer confidence is soaring.
	What?
	Buy America has been the law of the land since the 1930s.
	Bullshit.
	Past administrations, including my predecessor, including some Democrats as well in the past, failed to buy American.
	Hey, didn't he support TPP?
	Or was it NAFTA?
	Or was it both?
	Mission Control, can you bring that up?
	People are buying America.
	They're Chinese.
	Yes, and it's farmland.
	It's weed farms.
	He said, buy America.
	workers. It's weed farms. He said by America. Creating good-paying American jobs. Yeah, part-time job.
	And thanks to our chips and science act, the United States is investing more in
	research and development than ever before.
	During the pandemic, a shortage of semiconductors, chips, that drove up the price of everything from cell phones to automobiles.
	By the way, we invented those chips right here in America.
	He's a little old for me.
	Instead of having to import them, private companies are now investing billions of dollars to build new chip factories here in America.
	Creating tens of thousands of jobs.
	Yeah, tell us about Ruffles.
	Many of those jobs paying $100,000 here and don't require a college degree.
	Hey, who gives a rat's ass?
	I don't care about how many people have a college degree.
	You forgave student loans and it was unconstitutional, didn't you?
	My policies have attracted $650 billion in private sector investments.
	In clean energy, advanced manufacturing, creating tens of thousands of jobs here in America.
	He just yelled that he coughed.
	He was like, let me give you some Gusto.
	Like it was a Schlitz commercial.
	And they started coughing.
	We're going Gusto?
	Go for the Gusto.
	46,000 new projects have been announced all across your communities.
	And by the way, I noticed some of you have strongly voted against it or they're cheering on that money coming in.
	Hey, there he is.
	That's a creepy gay smile.
	I didn't recognize you without a glazed face.
	That's a smile from a man who breastfeeds, folks.
	Exactly.
	Look at him.
	Look at him.
	Sit on that car.
	Filled with illegals.
	All of them.
	I have clean hair I can sniff.
	roads and bridges, ports and airports, public transit systems.
	Filth illegal, all of them.
	So every child can drink clean water without risk of brain cancer.
	I have clean hair I can sniff.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	What?
	Every child can drink clean water?
	Yeah.
	Are we talking about Flint, Michigan?
	Yeah, right?
	Are we talking about... No, we don't count them kids.
	They're colored.
	Urban, suburban, or rural communities in red states and blue states.
	Record investments in tribal communities.
	Because of my investment in a family farm.
	You have invested nothing.
	It's our money.
	You've suckled at the taxpayer teat your entire life.
	In China, the biggest owner of farmland is a China guy.
	No!
	That's cheating!
	We raised from Belvedere repeatedly with auto companies knowing unions would make all the difference.
	The unions aren't backing you.
	Last time I checked.
	and get these jobs back and together we succeeded.
	Liar!
	Instead of auto factories shutting down, auto factories reopening, a new state of the art
	battery factory is being built to power those cars.
	So keep in mind when he says battery factories, what he means is subsidized.
	What he means is he's forcing these car companies to build batteries that aren't being used
	for cars that most Americans don't want.
	And you're paying for it with your tax dollars, while condemning Elon Musk and Tesla, who create the only electric cars that are actually profitable.
	Not profitable, successful.
	4,000 union jobs with higher wages are building the future in Belvedere, right here in America.
	Tell us about the Gigafactory in Texas.
	Yeah.
	What about 20,000 jobs that were just cut by Citi?
	What about 12,000 at UPS?
	4,000 at Cisco?
	1,900 at Microsoft?
	1,600 at Nike?
	1,000 at eBay?
	600 at BlackRock?
	Does that sound confident to you?
	We're 5% below the rest of the world in our Consumer Confidence Index right now.
	We have a 45% view.
	That's 5% below the global average.
	Not that one.
	It's earlier.
	Sorry.
	Everybody, including Mexico, has a better outlook on life than we do.
	What the hell?
	Mexico shouldn't have a good outlook on anything.
	Nothing other than hard sell stocks.
	Sounds like a nationalist to me.
	Well, pro-America, built in America, America.
	I like her soap.
	Nationalist to me. I was proud well pro-america built in America America
	Today dawn has a good job in her hometown Providing stability and pride and hand jobs to homeless
	guys clean stuff
	The middle class built the country and unions built the middle
	Yeah, and you broke the middle class.
	See, when he says middle class, he has to go, and unions, because there's a huge divide.
	Middle class Americans who are non-union workers vote overwhelmingly red.
	Unions are beholden by, like, the SEIU, the trade workers.
	Did you sing a song?
	I get knocked down, but I get up again.
	He does know more about that than anybody.
	He's definitely been pissing the night away with his shumba-wumba catheter.
	That's you, the American people!
	Hey, a catfish!
	It's because of you America's coming back.
	It's because of you our future is brighter.
	It's because of you!
	The unions.
	He sounds angry.
	He is angry.
	He sounds angry.
	He is angry.
	He's senile.
	Look at Johnson.
	Look at his face.
	Oh my gosh.
	He's got that face.
	that Phil Hartman face.
	He's got like a Nick Sammons.
	He's like, I'm not buying this.
	It's like the fact check on this is going to be tremendous.
	Listen to these folks.
	I can't take it.
	I know, I hear faintly they're yelling four more years.
	Oh shit.
	I want to talk about the future of possibilities.
	That will never happen.
	That we can build together.
	Like getting an erection.
	A future where the days of trickle-down economics are over and the wealthy and the biggest corporations
	Don't say it.
	Hey, by the way, the biggest wealth transfer that's ever occurred in modern history?
	COVID.
	Two trillion dollars.
	Yeah, you are.
	Well, actually, he's pro-giant corporation.
	He's anti-mom and pop business.
	And I've represented for 36 years.
	I'm not anti-corporation.
	Yeah, you are.
	But I grew up in a home where tickle-down economics was the way to my dad's kitchen
	table.
	That's why I determined to turn things around so middle class does well.
	When they do well, the poor have a way up and the wealthy still do very well.
	We all do well.
	And there's more to do to make sure you're feeling the benefits of all we're doing.
	Americans pay more for prescription drugs than anywhere in the world.
	It's wrong and I'm ending it.
	You said that last time.
	Mission Control, who was the first president to bring down the cost of insulin?
	To bring down the cost of prescription drugs.
	The first time it ever occurred in our lifetime was President Donald Trump, and he didn't
	just do it by destroying innovation.
	He did it through incentives and clearing red tape.
	The first time ever prescription drug costs went down.
	We finally beat big pharma.
	Instead of paying $400 a month or thereabouts for insulin with diabetes, it only cost $10
	It'll only get paid $35 a month.
	That's Trump.
	That is absolutely it.
	100% Donald Trump.
	Insulin with Donald Trump.
	Mission Control, get that.
	We did it in the previous show, Matt.
	Anyone who buys this is an uninformed rube.
	I want to cap the cost of insulin at $35 a month for every American.
	Look at Johnson.
	Look at his face.
	He looks like Ralphie from A Christmas Story.
	Why is he nodding?
	Approvingly.
	For years, people have talked about it, but finally we got it done.
	Gave Medicare the power to negotiate lower prices on prescription drugs.
	Just like the VA is able to do for veterans.
	That's not just saving seniors money.
	It's saving taxpayers money.
	We cut the federal deficit by $160 billion!
	Alright, bring this up.
	This overlay right in here.
	May 26th of 2020.
	President Trump, bring up the overlay.
	President Trump, $35 copay.
	You see it highlighted right there?
	Medicare Seniors, is that for insulin?
	May 26, 2020.
	Insulin's at a maximum of $35.
	Joe Biden just literally took credit for what Donald Trump did.
	I believe what he did was he reversed the Trump policy and then created a new one.
	That's what he did.
	Yeah.
	We're making a lot of money, guys.
	And they'll still be extremely profitable.
	It will not only save lives, it will save taxpayers another $200 billion.
	Starting next year, the same law caps total prescription drug costs for seniors on Medicare at $2,000 a year, even for expensive cancer drugs that cost $10,000, $12,000, $15,000.
	even for expensive cancer drugs that cost 10, 12, 15 thousand dollars.
	Now I want to cap prescription drug costs of two thousand dollars a year for everyone.
	Oh, that's great.
	That's what you want.
	That's what you want.
	Hold on.
	You just said you beat Big Pharma.
	You mandated a shot that was government-sponsored that we had to then go get boosters for, so basically you just fed them billions of dollars in profits.
	Hundreds of billions.
	Yes.
	Hundreds of billions.
	Of billions of dollars in profits.
	You didn't beat them.
	Now you want to cap- There's never been a bigger transfer of wealth from the American taxpayer to pharmaceutical companies than the COVID mRNA injection.
	Hit like if you know that.
	Please, let me know you're out there.
	You're not buying this, right?
	No.
	Folks, the Affordable Care Act.
	The old Obamacare.
	It's still a very big deal.
	Yeah, shitty one.
	Yes.
	By the way, by the way, when you cap people's out-of-pocket expenses at $2,000, who pays for that?
	Do you think the drug companies are just going to give you a lower price?
	No, it's tax payer funded.
	And the reason that other countries pay less for prescriptions is because these drug companies innovate knowing that the cost will be subsidized by governments in other countries who don't have to burden the cost of creating the drugs.
	Many in this chamber want to take this prescription drug away by repealing the Affordable Care Act.
	I'm not going to let that happen.
	We stopped you 50 times before and we'll stop you again.
	In fact, I'm not only protecting it, I'm expanding it.
	The enacted tax credits of $800 per person per year reduce health care costs for millions of working families.
	That tax credit expires next year.
	I want to make that savings permanent.
	Nope.
	Guess who pays for that?
	Everybody else.
	You just want to spend other people's money, Joe.
	To state the obvious, women are more than half our population.
	The research on women's health has always been underfunded.
	Hey, can someone bring me up the stats of breast cancer versus testicular and prostate cancer?
	I believe the two diseases that get the most funding known to man are AIDS, entirely preventable, just don't have unprotected anal sex with strangers in truck stops, and breast cancer.
	I just want to say, this is the largest stream on the planet right now.
	In general.
	I'm just saying, thank you for watching, guys.
	Funding for AIDS, breast cancer versus prostate.
	And testicles.
	Like on the back of his neck.
	so important to you.
	And testicles.
	Like on the back of his neck.
	If inflation keeps coming down, mortgage rates will come down as well.
	Eventually.
	The Fed acknowledges that.
	But I'm not waiting.
	Oh, we have a protester!
	Wait.
	Mortgage rates went, they doubled.
	When did they come down?
	Oh, we have a protester!
	...in the next two years as mortgage rates come down.
	Wait.
	To put toward their mortgages when they buy their first home...
	But mortgage rates went...they doubled.
	...for a little more space.
	When do they come down?
	Right.
	Mission Control, did he just say, I would like to give you $400 when you buy a house?
	So the high of mortgage rates...
	This is overlay C14.
	Alright, here we go.
	2008 again.
	was 4.94%, Biden 7.79%.
	When you refinance your home, you can save $1,000 or more as a consequence.
	For millions of renters, we're cracking down on big landlords
	who use antitrust law, who break antitrust laws.
	Rain fart, rain fart, rain fart.
	Just the big landlords.
	We've cut red tape so billboards can get federally financing, which is already helping build a record 1.7 million new homes.
	You've made BlackRock Vanguard too big to fail who are creating a generation of renters while forcing out mom-and-pop land providers, home providers, into bankruptcy.
	Now pass and build and renovate Mandating rents go down?
	Remaining the strongest economy in the world, we need to have the best education system in the world.
	worked like a charm.
	Yep.
	Didn't you try forgiveness already?
	Didn't you try manipulating that market and the Supreme Court ruled it unconstitutional?
	I think so.
	That's right.
	You did.
	You did.
	We need to have the best education system in the world.
	More funding than ever and test scores have gone down.
	I like I suspect all of you want to give a child, every child, a good start by providing
	access to preschool for three and four.
	Not all children.
	Dammit!
	You know, I think I pointed out last year.
	Who keeps raising their cane like Kris Kringle?
	I know.
	I know.
	Children coming from broken homes where there's no books, not read to, not spoken to very often.
	start school, kindergarten, or first grade, hearing, having heard a million fewer words spoken.
	Well, studies show that children who go to preschool are nearly 50% more likely to finish high school,
	go on to earn a two and four year degree, no matter what their background is.
	And it's less than a third, as far as the increase compared to children who have a dad.
	He wants your kids in public school for another year.
	And then he wants to forgive them student loans so you have children from 4 to 22 years old being funded and completely indoctrinated by the government.
	Point it out to them, as Vice President.
	Spend our money.
	I met with over eight, I think it was 182 of those folks.
	Don't hold me to the exact number.
	We won't, because you're wrong.
	And I asked them what they need most.
	The CEOs.
	Anecdote.
	And you've had the same experience.
	They said for you to step down, bitch.
	Better educated workforce.
	Anecdote.
	So I look at them.
	You need a refill?
	And I say, I come from Delaware.
	Let's get refills, guys.
	DuPont used to be the eighth largest corporation in the world.
	That is neat!
	And every new enterprise they bought, they educated the workforce to that enterprise.
	But none of you do that anymore.
	What?
	Why are you angry with me, providing you the opportunity for the best educated workforce in the world?
	Paid the file?
	They all looked at me and said, I think you're right.
	No they didn't.
	I want to expand high quality tutoring and summer learning to see that every child learns to read by third grade.
	Oh, for the love of my sister's ass.
	How about this?
	I'm sorry.
	You're the guy that kept schools closed, and you care about making sure our children... You just said fewer words were spoken.
	Yeah, well, you don't have kids in school!
	Well, but you also aren't calling out the reason.
	Parents.
	Well, teachers.
	Teachers unions.
	Look, teachers are a problem, but this is a parent's responsibility to speak to your child before they go to school.
	Get out of the college business, then.
	the Pell Grants to working and middle class families and increased record investments.
	No.
	In HBCU, a minority serving institution, including a Hispanic institution.
	You ain't black.
	Someone said go out there Joe.
	Get the Hispanic vote.
	You're losing.
	You're losing.
	Get the Hispanic vote.
	You know what?
	I'll give him money!
	I was told I couldn't universally just change the way in which we dealt with student loans.
	It's illegal.
	I fixed two student loan programs that already existed.
	Illegal.
	Reduced the burden of student debt.
	Bullshit!
	For nearly four million Americans, including nurses, fire fighters.
	TikTok dancers.
	He just took credit for HBCU's funding.
	Bring that up.
	Overlay Trump.
	Trump is the one that did that.
	$250 million a year to the nation's historically black colleges and universities.
	Bring that up.
	He's educated hundreds of students so they can go to college.
	So drink.
	Now he's able to help, after debt forgiveness, get his own daughter to college.
	That's lovely.
	More.
	Folks, look.
	There we go.
	Such relief is good for the economy because folks are now able to buy a home, start a business, start a family.
	Are you serious, Clark?
	While we're at it, I want the public school teachers to raise.
	Hold on a second.
	Birth rates are down and home purchases and young Americans are down.
	Nothing here is correct.
	Is this a lying cocksuck?
	Yeah.
	Let that fall.
	I've shot that.
	I can't even.
	Everything out of his mouth is a fat lie.
	You did?
	Fundamental Fairness.
	DEI?
	Triscally?
	Triscally?
	Have you had the Triscally's?
	Because it was like two trillion, because the economy's closed.
	The Triscally's.
	I've been delivering real results in triscally responsible ways.
	Triscally?
	You already cut the federal deficit.
	Triscally?
	Have you had the triscally?
	Because it was like two trillion because the economy's closed.
	Triscally, it's got to be edited.
	It's my goal to cut the federal deficit.
	I'm not going to cut it.
	the fiscal year, fiscal year.
	...by making big corporations very wealthy, finally beginning to pay their fair share.
	How long are you going to say that?
	God, I'm tired of that.
	You mean Trump paying half a zillion in fines?
	Short lock to Spain.
	Elon Musk paid $11 billion, the highest ever individual payment of taxes.
	It's not enough.
	Just pay your fair share in taxes.
	By the way, just so you know, he won't increase taxes on anyone making more than $400,000, which is exactly the presidential salary.
	It's happenstance.
	Okay, big guy.
	Oh, what's the deal?
	Got the economy going.
	Oh, did it?
	Then trickle down worse.
	I was gonna say.
	Didn't wages go- wages went up.
	Labor force participation went up.
	The economy was doing fantastic for all of us.
	Prices were lower.
	Hey, Joe Pesci.
	Joe Pesci.
	Check the numbers.
	Folks at home, does anybody really think the tax code is fair?
	No.
	He said, I said at home!
	He thinks people are talking to the TV.
	Look at this.
	Oh, data-proof Trump tax cuts benefited middle and working-class Americans most.
	You lied again, Jones.
	Your average income, your purchasing power, is down $4,400 since this man took office.
	of taxes.
	Do you understand no matter how he paints his rosy picture for the next hour, tomorrow or the next day you're gonna read a headline about somebody else getting murdered by an illegal or whatever, and all that shit's just gonna go right out the window.
	None of this means shit.
	It's immigration.
	I'm sure he'll get to that.
	No, he won't.
	And maybe he won't.
	No, you're right.
	This is not going to move the needle.
	This is bad for him.
	The media's going to try and spin it.
	I'm calling it now.
	This will not help his numbers.
	It'll just take more footage from the news.
	Biggest companies in America made $40 billion and paid zero in federal income tax.
	Zero.
	And a girl found an arm in a tree in Long Island on the way to school.
	That's a true story.
	But that's still less than working people paying federal taxes.
	It's time to raise corporate minimum tax to at least 21%.
	Why?
	Look at Johnson.
	If I'm not mistaken, don't we have either the number one or the top five corporate tax rates in the industrialized world?
	Higher than most of liberal Europe and a good portion of Asia, just to be clear.
	They can pay him $20 million if they want, but deduct a million.
	million dollars that could be deducted.
	They can pay him 20 million if they want, but deduct a million.
	End it now.
	You know, there are 1,000 billionaires in America.
	Good.
	You know what the average federal tax is for those billionaires?
	No.
	They're making great sacrifices.
	8.2%.
	Hey, top 1% pays 46% of all taxes, period.
	No, billionaires should pay a lower federal tax rate than a teacher, a sanitation worker, or a nurse.
	I like Rubio.
	He's never been in a good mood in his life.
	Wait, no one should make more than a... What are you saying?
	No, nobody should pay a lower tax rate than a sanitation worker.
	Right.
	But it's all capital gains.
	They have their capital at risk.
	If you go to work and you get a paycheck and you have money taken out of it, you don't make zero.
	You always make whatever the paycheck is.
	They could lose money.
	Capital gains is a second tax.
	Most of those people make their money off capital gains.
	They're not from a W-2.
	Billionaires.
	And imagine what that could do for America.
	Imagine a future with affordable child care.
	Millions of families can get the need to go to work.
	Imagine a future with paid leave.
	Because no one should have to choose between working and taking care of their sick family members.
	Imagine!
	Imagine a future of home care and government care.
	And people living with disabilities.
	So they can stay in their homes and family caregivers can finally get the pay they deserve.
	Tonight, let's all agree once again to stand up for seniors.
	We need more cancer drugs, Medicare, seniors!
	4,000, 400,000 increase taxes. We need more cancer drugs.
	Medicare. Seniors. Anyone who tries to cut Social Security, Medicare, or raise the retirement age, I will stop you.
	The working people who built this country pay more into Social Security than millionaires and billionaires do.
	It's not fair.
	Who do they work for?
	That's not true though.
	Does he mean it's a percentage of income?
	Because there's a cap on how much you pay in and how much you can take out.
	That's the proposal.
	Oh no, you guys don't want another two trillion dollar tax cut?
	I kind of thought that's what your plan was.
	Well, that's good to hear.
	You're not going to cut another two trillion dollars for the super-wealth.
	That's good to hear.
	That's good to hear, because I'll keep decreasing wages.
	I'll protect and strengthen Social Security and make the wealthy pay their fair share.
	Somebody should be heckling back right now.
	Look.
	Look.
	By the way, I'm not sure if the White House did this on purpose.
	They released his entire speech.
	Too many corporations.
	So our research team is getting a little bit ahead of the game.
	Raised prices to pad their profits.
	Charging more and more for less and less.
	That's our cracking down on corporations and engaging in price gouging and deceptive pricing.
	Oh, come on.
	Shrinkflation.
	Do it.
	There's Shrinkflation.
	In fact, the snack companies think they won't notice if they change the size of the bag and put a hell of a lot fewer... Why did it only start under you?
	Give us that answer.
	Why didn't they do it under Donald Trump?
	Why did it only start under you?
	Shrinkflation.
	He said it.
	His bag has half the nuts in it.
	I really mean it.
	Hey, don't pay attention to Pfizer, Moderna, Big Pharma.
	It's Big Goldfish!
	By the way, they have a bill from Bob Casey.
	This is the guy that they just showed.
	Bob Casey's bill would stop shrink inflation, which basically says, hey, we can make a smaller package and charge the same price.
	I'm a consumer.
	If they make a smaller package, I should just go, I don't want to buy it anymore.
	Like, what the hell are you talking about?
	10% fewer Snickers.
	Why did it start under you exclusively?
	Why can't people pay their credit cards on time?
	Why do businesses need to offer you less for the same money?
	Why can't Americans pay their credit cards on time?
	Why is that an epidemic only under you?
	people pay their credit cards on time?
	Why do businesses need to offer you less for the same money?
	Why can't Americans pay their credit cards on time?
	Why is that an epidemic only under you?
	You heard him, it was Trump's fault.
	A lot.
	That's good at the border.
	You can build a border wall for $20 billion!
	That's why the banks are so mad.
	It's $20 billion in profit.
	Border wall?
	A border wall for 20 billion dollars.
	That's why the banks are so mad, it's 20 billion dollars in profit.
	Border wall?
	Border wall?
	I'm not stopping there.
	My administration has proposed rules to make cable, travel, utilities, and online ticket sellers tell you the total price up front, so there are no surprises.
	He just secured the Ticketmaster Swifty vote.
	It matters.
	All this is based on Hunter's sobriety.
	In November, my team began serious negotiations with a bipartisan group of senators.
	On?
	The result was a bipartisan bill with the toughest set of border security. No, it's
	it's not go. You're right. I don't think so. No, we don't know. We don't like that. I'm not
	going to get together and say it was a good bill. I'll be darned.
	That's amazing.
	What a smug cocksucker.
	4,999 people coming per day into the country illegally.
	100 more immigration judges.
	7.53 million since his presidency.
	That's an insane number. It's never happened before. Not even close. Ever. Ever.
	That's bigger than 36 states.
	That wouldn't happen, Joe.
	He said it would reduce it from 6 million.
	He's actually a decent guy from Oklahoma.
	But he sponsored this bad bill as a Republican and made it bipartisan.
	Right.
	Bad move.
	Bad move, bad bill.
	Decent guy in other facets.
	Otherwise, yes.
	To significantly increase the ability to screen and stop vehicles smuggling fentanyl into America.
	You're a little late, stupid.
	Does anyone actually buy that Joe Biden is being threatened on immigration?
	Tell you what, the American people aren't and it's the single most important issue in this election and they overwhelmingly think that Donald Trump did a better job.
	Those are the polls.
	When the number of migrants at the border is overwhelming.
	You mean $5,000?
	It wouldn't do anything.
	We did.
	We did.
	Hey, by the way, just so you guys know, we do have Vivek coming on here with some post-game kind of wrap-up analysis.
	Former GOP candidates are gonna speak to us here in just a minute, so make sure you hang around for that.
	Would endorse the bill as well, the majority right now.
	But unfortunately, politics has derailed this bill so far.
	You're talking about the first bill that was $12 billion for the border and it was $60 billion for Ukraine?
	Then they changed it, then they changed it to just Ukraine.
	It's not about him, it's not about me.
	I'd be a winner, not really.
	Was that a, uh, brain fart?
	Drink!
	Drink!
	I'm sorry, fart moused it.
	Hold on.
	What's he doing?
	I'd be a winner, not really.
	And he's getting heckled.
	Heckled by Green.
	Lincoln Riley.
	Lincoln.
	Innocent young woman who was killed.
	Lincoln Riley is such a frickin' USC.
	Lincoln Riley.
	It's Lakey Riley.
	It's Lakey Riley.
	Hundreds of thousands of people being killed by illegals.
	To her parents, I say, my heart goes out to you, having lost children myself.
	I understand.
	I love it.
	But look, if we change the dynamic at the border, people pay these smugglers 8,000 bucks to get across the border.
	Because they know if they get by, if they get by and let into the country, it's six to eight years before they have a hearing.
	Whose fault is that, Joe?
	And it's worth taking the chance of the 8,000 bucks.
	How about stay in Mexico?
	But, if it's only six months, six weeks, The idea is it's highly unlikely that people will pay that money and come all that way knowing that they'll be able to be kicked out quickly.
	What?
	Folks... Look at the black guy's palms, you can see him, he's like, what the... I respectfully suggest to my Republican friends, to the American people, get this bill done.
	We need to have it.
	So look, Donald Trump's highest year is 977,000 border crossings as far as what was caught.
	Biden was 1.7 million at his lowest year.
	7.53 million border crossings caught under Biden.
	This is a guy who's flying hundreds of thousands of illegals on planes in the United States so that he can lower the amount of border crossings being caught.
	This is a guy who sold off $154 million worth of border materials that Donald Trump had purchased to secure our borders.
	This man wants to buy votes with your tax dollars.
	None of this is working.
	Take a look at it.
	It has all these and more.
	Drink!
	Blaming a problem on Trump that he clearly created.
	Bring up the drinking game rules.
	I'm sorry.
	Well, unlike my predecessor.
	What did he say?
	I know who we are as Americans.
	We're the only nation in the world with a heart and soul that draws from old and new.
	Home to Native Americans whose ancestors have been here for thousands of years.
	All six of them.
	Home to people from every place on earth.
	They came freely.
	Some came in chains.
	Some came when famine struck like my ancestral family in Ireland.
	Some to flee persecution.
	To chase dreams.
	Some wearing Nikes and Bettish clothes than I have.
	That's America.
	And we all come from somewhere.
	Go home to Nauvoo.
	We're all Americans.
	You should have stayed where you came from.
	He kind of sounds like he's getting towards the end.
	We're about two-thirds of the way through, it seems.
	But remember, we have Vivek coming up after this.
	Make sure you stay around for it.
	He's going to have some choice words.
	I'm ready to fix it.
	Oh, are you?
	Really?
	Send me the border bill now!
	Hey, the House passed one.
	I think it was the Lake and Riley bill.
	Let me give you guys some simple math.
	$20 billion to build a border wall.
	$150 billion is what illegal immigrants cost taxpayers every single year.
	Period.
	References available at loudmouthcredit.com.
	Link in the description.
	We've covered this many times.
	He undid it first day in office.
	He wants to buy votes on your dime.
	It's not even close.
	And he's going, we hit the mark.
	We're on 8 million came in.
	So we can pretend we're against it now.
	We got 8 million voters in here.
	Our late friend and former colleague, John Moses, on that march.
	We miss him.
	Sit down, Kamala.
	Maybe you fit a mayor behind her in her seat so she'll take a seat.
	Hey, there's that cane again.
	Holy shit, James Brown!
	I feel good!
	I can't hear you!
	Oh no!
	Ow!
	Da-da-da-da-da-da-da!
	Living in America!
	Hand in hand!
	Good I can't say you daughter of gospel singers and preachers.
	She's saying songs of honor on that bloody Sunday
	nation's conscience Voting Rights Act passed
	Illegal immigration Coach pride
	He looks like one of the Muppets.
	He's got a two-face haircut.
	He looks like one of the Muppets.
	59 years later. He's got two-face haircut. The force is taking us back in time. Voter suppression, election subversion.
	Doesn't exist!
	Over the dark money.
	Oh my god.
	Extreme gerrymandering.
	Oh my god.
	John Lewis is a great friend to many of us here.
	I can't.
	But if you truly want to honor him... John Lewis was a racist.
	John Lewis and Congressman Clyburn claimed that people were spitting on them, yelling the n-word at them.
	That's right, never happened.
	And they put a reward out.
	Andrew Bradford.
	Andrew Bradford.
	United Negro College Fund.
	$100,000 to anyone who can prove it.
	Prove it.
	They were restating racists.
	Hey guys, by the way, he's going to talk about banning books in a minute.
	We've got some images we're going to show you of the books that are being banned.
	I don't think we're going to blur them.
	Yeah, so don't have kids at 10.15 at night.
	Watch it.
	Have kids.
	Make kids.
	Don't have kids.
	Watch it.
	I'd rather be making kids right now than watching this.
	I've never hated a guy more in my life.
	Not even a president.
	Gotta play it.
	I have your back!
	I'm not a fan of the way you talk.
	I hope you step on it.
	Did anyone actually say that Joe Biden did more for electric vehicles and charging than Elon Musk?
	They hate the guy!
	If liberal policies worked with electric vehicles, Elon Musk wouldn't have to leave California for Texas.
	Good time to repeat, they have to be destroyed, this party.
	I'm serious, you'll laugh.
	It's not a party, it's a political, it's a fucking organized crime faction.
	number in a decade. They have to be destroyed, not defeated, destroyed.
	Wow By the way, Joe, what do you think about China's emissions?
	They exceed all developed nations combined, Joe.
	Well, to be fair, China apologized.
	Yakuza?
	I apologize.
	No, no.
	China apologized.
	I apologize. No, no, China apologized. Oh, you mean like this?
	Big heckled Heckled.
	Heckled.
	Finish your drink.
	Plus it's a fat guy.
	You know the fat guy got hungry.
	He's like, I'm going to leave anyway.
	You suck!
	Applebee's is closing!
	He just yelled out, Chili's!
	That might have been, you know what?
	He's talking about crime?
	That was probably some victim's parent to something.
	Maybe.
	Homicides are up 1,500%.
	That's 1,500% from illegal immigrants under his watch.
	Like I said, it doesn't matter.
	Because in a week, somebody's going to get killed or whatever.
	sides are up 1,500 percent. That's 1,500 percent from illegal immigrants under his watch.
	Like I said, it doesn't matter, because in a week somebody's going to get killed or whatever.
	Another big...
	All this stuff's under.
	It's going to be forgotten.
	And calling for it to be the law of the land. Directing my cabinet to review the federal
	classification of marijuana and expunging thousands of convictions for the mere possession,
	because no one should be jailed for simply using...
	He is, you're lying.
	Less than 1% of federal inmates, to be clear.
	Less than 1% of federal inmates are there for solely marijuana crimes.
	And I believe they should all be set free if they were to smoke in a joint.
	That's not going to fix the crime problem of 1500% increase from... And nobody's in jail for smoking a joint in murders.
	What?
	Oh yeah, this is 1933.
	Did he say let them all have guns?
	That would do it.
	Shut up!
	There are other kinds of violence I want to stop.
	With us tonight is Jasmine.
	His 9-year-old sister Jackie was murdered with 21 classmates and teachers in an elementary school in Uvalde, Texas.
	Who was it, her hairdresser?
	Very soon after that happened, Jill and I went to Uvalde for a couple days.
	We spent hours and hours with each of the families.
	We heard their message.
	So everyone in this room, in this chamber, could hear the same message.
	The constant refrain, and I was there for hours meeting with every family.
	They said, do something.
	You just brought a sister of a murdered child up and used her to say, we did something, we created a commission that doesn't do crap because it's Washington D.C.
	doing anything.
	By the way, we already showed you this, the crime maps.
	If you even look in red states where they say gun crimes are higher, almost all, meaning between 80 and 100% of gun crimes take place in the blue districts, urban areas, and gun-free zones.
	You're about to love what he says.
	No.
	Listen up.
	I say stop it!
	Stop it, stop it, stop it!
	Like the six-year-old told you in the Perk Plus commercial.
	Like your daughter told you in the shower, Joe?
	I'm proud we beat the NRA when I signed most significant non-safety law in nearly 30 years because of this Congress.
	We now must beat the NRA again.
	I'm demanding a ban on assault weapons and high-capacity magazines.
	You're an asshole.
	Define an asshole.
	How many times have we heard this?
	Pass universal background checks.
	They already exist.
	Go purchase a gun.
	I'm gonna be right back.
	I'm gonna go get one of our AR-15s.
	There's one in my office too if you want to grab it.
	This violates the second there's one in my office to if you wanna grab a five responsible loaded one, bitch
	You know as he managed challenges home. Yes, I'm a challenge in Hong Kong in the Middle East. Yeah, I
	I know the last five months have been gut-wrenching for so many people, for the Israeli people, for the Palestinian people.
	And so many here in America.
	This crisis began on October 7th with a massacre by a terrorist group called Hamas, as you all know.
	1,200 innocent people, women and girls, men and boys, slaughtered after enduring sexual violence.
	The deadliest day of the Jewish people since the Holocaust.
	were killed I believe. 250 hostages taken. Here in this chamber tonight, our families
	whose loved ones are still being held by Hamas. I pledge to all the families that we will
	not rest until we bring everyone here, loved ones, home.
	Only we're telling Hamas to be nice and we're telling Israel to stop winning the war.
	Right. Enough.
	Thank you.
	You know what they call them right now?
	You know what the protesters were?
	They were pro-Palestine protesters.
	By the way... Call them Genocide Joe.
	Can't hear you.
	Can't hear you.
	You gotta sit back a little.
	We can't hear your mic.
	Sorry.
	Not even a sponsor today.
	The Louder With Crowder logo.
	You have the Louder With Crowder AR-15 from Watchtower Firearms.
	You can bring it up.
	Just because there's no good way to do it.
	It's out of focus.
	Alright, just make sure you don't, it's unloaded, just make sure you don't rust this thing and aim it at anyone.
	Empty magazine just so you guys see.
	I'm going to keep it between me and him.
	But Israel has a high, excuse me, Israel has a heavy burden.
	As Hamas hides and operates.
	Empty magazine just so you guys see.
	Under hostels, daycare centers and all the like.
	Israel also has a fundamental responsibility though to protect innocent civilians in Gaza.
	Thank you.
	Genocide Joe!
	Get it trending, guys!
	Genocide Joe!
	Is that magazine full?
	That's what they're calling him right now.
	He just showed us.
	In all previous wars in Gaza combined, more than 30,000 Palestinians have been killed, most of whom are not Hamas.
	How do you know?
	No, they voted for it!
	Wah!
	Yeah.
	$11 a damage!
	Hey, Joe.
	Has Egypt opened their border yet?
	For their Arab brothers and sisters to come over and escape persecution?
	Have they?
	homes destroyed, neighbors in rubble, cities in ruin.
	Eleven dollars of damage.
	Spenders out food, water, medicine, traffic.
	Hey Joe, hey Joe, has Egypt opened their border yet?
	I've been working non-stop to establish immediate ceasefire.
	For their Arab brothers and sisters to come over and escape persecution?
	Six weeks to get all the prisoners released.
	No, they haven't.
	All the hostages released.
	To get the hostages home.
	He's holding in a fart.
	And ease the intolerable and humanitarian crisis.
	And build toward an enduring, a more, something more enduring.
	United States of a leading.
	international efforts to get more humanitarian assistance to Gaza.
	Tonight, I'm directing the U.S. military to lead a nursing mission,
	establishing temporary peer humanitarian aid around Gaza.
	I can receive large ships carrying food, water, medicine, and temporary shelters.
	No U.S. military aid will be provided to Gaza.
	Shelters?
	Rainfart?
	That counts.
	Trying to build a temporary pier dock, essentially, in Gaza so that we can get aid.
	This is painful.
	No, I'm going to tell you, this is actually really scary.
	This is scarier than I thought.
	Now, the good news is he's very unpopular, but if he was popular or even remotely charismatic, this would be the rise of a fascist to power.
	What you're hearing right now.
	The rise of a fascist what?
	The rise of a fascist to power if he had any charisma, but he doesn't, so we're okay.
	But the framework's already there.
	Humanitarian assistance cannot be a secondary consideration or a bargaining chip.
	Protecting and saving innocent lives has to be a priority.
	The only real solution to the situation is a two-stage solution over time.
	That's what I was going to say.
	Ventilate it.
	You should be on one.
	When I say this... What do you say, Joe?
	As a lifelong supporter of Israel, my entire career, no one has a stronger record with Israel than I do.
	I challenge any of you here.
	I'm the only American president to visit Israel in wartime.
	But there is no other path that guarantees Israel's security and democracy.
	There is no other path that guarantees Palestinians can live in peace and dignity.
	There's no other path that guarantees peace between Israel and all of its neighbors, including Saudi Arabia, with whom I'm talking.
	Creating stability in the Middle East also means containing the threat posed by Iran.
	That's why the Bill of Religion awards a dozen countries to defend international shipping and freedom of navigation in the region.
	A border strikes to degrade political capability and defend U.S.
	forces in the region.
	As Commander-in-Chief, I will not hesitate to direct further measures to protect our people and our military personnel.
	Yeah, that's great, Joe.
	But you haven't done anything yet.
	And the United States has been attacked a lot by the Houthis and everybody else.
	But by the way, Hamas steals the aid.
	They steal the aid.
	We have video proof of it.
	Hamas is stealing the aid and killing the civilians trying to get it.
	China is on the rise.
	And America's falling behind.
	They've got it backwards.
	I've been saying it for over four years, even when I wasn't president.
	Really?
	America's rising.
	We have the best economy in the world.
	And since I've come to office, our GDP is up, our trade deficit with China is down to the lowest point in over a decade.
	And we're standing up against China's unfair economic practices.
	Look, it's show Eric Swalwell who's banging a Chinese spy!
	I know!
	Who's working the camera?
	That was actually great.
	Hey, Ping Ling Mei, I'd like you to increase my deficits.
	South Korea, Pacific Islands.
	I've made sure that the most advanced American technologies can't be used in China.
	Yeah, to you it's the VCR.
	Frankly, all the French talk on China never occurred to my predecessor to do any of that.
	What?
	He was toughest on China.
	Come on.
	No one's gonna believe this.
	He called it the Chinese flu.
	The guy's getting millions from China.
	And his brother and everybody else.
	He called it the Chinese flu.
	First of all, the guys get millions from China and his brother and everybody else.
	Here at home, I've signed over 400 bipartisan bills.
	No you haven't.
	There's more to pass my unity agenda.
	Oh, you're the unifier.
	I feel so much unity.
	Yeah, me the white terrorist.
	I have a unity erection.
	That's bipartisan privacy that says to protect our children online.
	From you!
	Yeah, I was gonna say.
	Biden also reversed the TikTok ban that was enacted under Trump.
	Yes.
	That killed it online.
	AI voice impersonations and more.
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	I used to be the only one in chat rooms doing impressions.
	I do a great Minnie.
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	He's going to end cancer, Nick.
	No, what?
	How do you know that?
	I know you don't want to hear any more, Lindsey, but I've got to say a few more things.
	I'm going to kill a lot of cancer patients, and so we'll have no cancer.
	I know I may not look like it, but I've been around a while.
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	Tell my.
	Because my city of Wilmington was.
	Yeah, and got a public job because he couldn't make it in the private sector.
	And then a greeter at Walmart.
	and got a public job because he couldn't make it in the private sector.
	I became a county councilman almost by accident.
	And then a greeter at Walmart.
	I got elected to the United States Senate and I had no intention of running it at age 29.
	Then vice president and our first black president.
	Now president to the first woman.
	Oh, Bill Clinton?
	Yeah.
	Who was polling at 2%.
	She ran out of people to fellatio to get the job.
	Yeah, but she also was sitting on more than 2% of polls.
	Oh, wow.
	Maxine, go to a gasoline station.
	Do you think Maxine had that person next to her because it's the only weirder looking person than her?
	Like E.T.
	Not a joke.
	Not a joke.
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	Whether young or old, I've always known what endures.
	I've known our North Star.
	The very idea of America is that we're all created equal.
	Deserves to be treated equally throughout our lives.
	Oh, shut the fuck up, will ya?
	I'm so tired of this fuckin' PC bullshit.
	You call us white terrorists?
	Go fuck yourself.
	And I will walk away from it now.
	Fuckin' idiot.
	Go ahead, hit the fuckin' pause button.
	by dump but pop up whatever the fuck it is I hate this cock sucking motherless
	fuck what does your wife here you go your horse spit it out yeah fucking I'm
	sorry we playing drinking games he was good for an hour he was good for an hour
	hit the like button you're talking the way Americans are at home
	Hey, if you're watching on YouTube right now, go rewind it on Rumble for Nick's passionate rant and hit the like button.
	But you can't lead America with ancient ideas and only take its back.
	You need America, the land of possibilities.
	You need a vision for the future and what can and should be done.
	Like you taking a dump.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Tonight you've heard mine.
	I see a future where I'm dead in six minutes.
	You don't diminish it.
	I see a future where we restore the right to choose and protect our freedoms, not take them away.
	Tell it to Trump, the guy you're fucking persecuting.
	I see a future where the middle class finally has a fair shot and won't have to pay their fair share in taxes.
	I see a future where we save the planet from the climate crisis.
	Crime it.
	It's a crime he'd compine it to.
	I see a future for all Americans.
	I see somebody throwing a shovel of dirt in your face.
	I see a country for all Americans.
	That's your future.
	I'll always be president for all Americans.
	Always be president?
	You're not going to give up the reins of power?
	I say we cremate you in clarified butter.
	You're the reason we've never been more optimistic about our future than I am now.
	So let's build the future together.
	Let's remember who we are.
	We're the United States of America!
	You just shit all over half of the United States of America.
	Look at that cane.
	Look at the NBN.
	God bless you all!
	That's it.
	Wow, he did a good job avoiding shit.
	He's a campaign coach.
	There's the cane coming back in.
	Look at Carmella, she's gonna lick his wrinkled bag.
	Alright, so I just want to say really quickly, trending number 5 right now is Lincoln Riley, the wrong person who was not actually killed by somebody who was here illegally.
	Did he say Lincoln?
	And by the way, you know why?
	Because I don't think he was planning on talking about it.
	He was prompted.
	He was prompted by someone heckling.
	And so he doesn't know.
	He doesn't care about those people.
	But isn't there a Lincoln Riley?
	Yeah, coach.
	Head coach at USC that was at Oklahoma.
	One of the most... Yes, him!
	That's a good looking chap.
	I'm glad he's alive.
	Sounds like a car dealership.
	It's easy to confuse the two.
	Have you seen his record?
	Oh my gosh.
	Alright, look, we've got just a minute and then we've got Vivek ready to roll.
	Yeah, I think we kind of hit everything live fact-checking, so there's something that we missed.
	Let's really quickly, I'm going to have to use the restroom.
	We've got a special package that we put together of some really fun stuff.
	Oh wait, what?
	Well, first I think we should check in with, I'm hearing that Josh Yes!
	The biggest head I've ever seen in my life.
	Josh Firestein had another screen test.
	Let's check in with that and we'll get Viveca on the line and we'll do a sort of an ombudsman wrap-up.
	There you go.
	Let's do it.
	Alright.
	Alright, up next we've got Josh Firestein reading for John Rambo.
	Hi, I'm Rambo.
	Not really what we're looking for.
	Uh, okay.
	I could do, like, more serious if you want.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, please.
	Okay, cool.
	I'll do, um, like a monologue scene, or... That work?
	Yeah.
	Go whenever you're ready.
	Alright.
	Nothing is over!
	Nothing!
	You just don't turn it off!
	It wasn't my war.
	You asked me.
	I didn't ask you.
	And I did everything I could to win.
	But somebody wouldn't let us win!
	And I come back to the world and I see all those maggots at the airport protesting me, spitting, calling me a baby killer, and all kinds of vile crap.
	Who are they to protest me, huh?
	Who are they?
	Unless they've been where I've been and done what I've done and see what I've done, they
	don't know what they're yelling about!
	Did you just fart?
	Get out.
	Get out.
	Listen, everyone gets nervous, okay?
	And when you get nervous, sometimes you have something squeak out.
	Right, Nick?
	Got us baby killers and all that foul crap.
	I just want our country to love us.
	If you want, if I want, you ask me, I'll ask you.
	As much as we love it.
	How did I know?
	Let's say we've been there.
	How did I know?
	I think Josh, he almost had it.
	Call me baby killer and all that bio crap.
	I can't find his legs!
	I can't find his legs!
	Bring up CNN really quickly.
	Vivek is coming on in literally just maybe one, two minutes.
	Please bring on Vivek, my favorite guy.
	I love him, too.
	I spoke to him the other night.
	I want him to be president of the United States.
	He's got some really good points on what we should be focusing on, and I think President Donald Trump is going to be focusing on those things.
	So we'll bring that up in just a minute, but let's see what CNN is saying so far, because I think they'll probably speak over this a little bit.
	Oh, nothing but the truth, I'm sure.
	Please don't let go of these hands, I'm gonna fall.
	To look stupid.
	To crap his pants.
	Please don't let go of these hands, I'm gonna fall.
	And it creates an opening, an opportunity for Joe Biden to react.
	To look stupid.
	To crap his pants.
	I don't know, I'm just inserting here.
	He had a lot of moments where he was kind of trolling them.
	No.
	Ukraine is where it started.
	talking to because that's at the end of the day this was about all the things
	that presidents make speeches about but the question Ukraine is where he started
	today Abby that he needed to answer the most was how does he present to the
	American public as an idiot Republicans it seemed to me really handed him the
	golden opportunity on multiple occasions to crap his pants live on television in
	front of the nation's aides wanted him to do which was show some fight show his
	ability to react in the moment.
	I'll give him on that.
	Is that a man?
	It doesn't always look like a man.
	He did it a few times tonight without any major gaffes.
	Woah!
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	All right, so, uh... The man.
	All right, well, you know what?
	Usually we have a guest stinger.
	We do.
	Stinger.
	I've been watching too much Jerry Nadler.
	The Stinger?
	The Stinger.
	And I believe he's speaking tonight, obviously, from the... Actually, so he was, I think, in D.C.
	He's traveled and he is in a different studio right now.
	Okay, so usually we have a guest singer, but because it's a recurring segment and because we know that you're a fan of
	him We want to honor him. It's time for the flying B
	We spared no expense Mr. Vivek, how are you, sir?
	I'm glad you're here.
	Look, I will say this.
	This was far more terrifying than I expected.
	If he had any charisma, this would be the rise of actual fascism if you look at what he was proposing.
	But maybe that's just me.
	What's your take?
	So look, I think there's going to be... I heard a lot of your commentary.
	I've heard commentary of others over the course of watching this.
	I caught most of it.
	I'm going to not pile on to what the obvious was, which is this man who was screaming at the audience.
	It was more unifying for the people of Ukraine than it was for the people in the United States.
	And so there's a lot to say that others have already said.
	But let me add something that maybe hasn't been said, but I think is important.
	Which is that the speech he gave paints a caricature of Donald Trump and his policies that actually pretends like it's more like George Bush that he's running against.
	Right.
	And I want to say that when you think about the issues he prioritized the most, let's just see it for what it is.
	Donald Trump is not the Republican candidate who's calling for tax exemptions for private equity billionaires.
	He's not the Republican candidate who's calling for cutting Social Security, or cutting Medicare, or letting pharmaceutical companies off the hook when it comes to drug pricing caps.
	This is actually pretty ironic, because within the Republican Party, starting in 2016, Donald Trump is actually the one who led a revolt Within that same Republican Party, largely abandoning those same policies.
	So we can get into the policy debate on its own merits later.
	You'll have some Republicans on one side of these questions, some Republicans on another side of these questions.
	But what I thought was most interesting about tonight is that we got a lot of insight into what I think the Democratic machine's approach is going to be for the rest of this year.
	Which is to paint Donald Trump's policies as George Bush's policies.
	Right.
	Criticize Donald Trump for his persona and pretend like Donald Trump doesn't actually agree with much of the country and even some of the Democrats in that room on issues relating to pharmaceutical drug pricing, Social Security, Medicare.
	Well, we had the fact check there, and Donald Trump was the first president to oversee an actual reduction in costs of prescription drugs, and that was largely because of the way the market was working, let alone the policy as it related to, I don't know if it was Medicare, Medicaid, and insulin out-of-pocket costs not being higher than $35, which of course, former Vice President Biden reversed, and then created a new policy to take credit for it.
	Another question I have, are you in front of an actual bookshelf, or is that a green screen?
	No, I just hate his actual bookshelf.
	I was in D.C.
	earlier today.
	I met with Viktor Orban and a couple of others.
	It's got this nice depth of field effect, like De Palma is using your webcam.
	I can understand that meaning.
	You think it feels like a fake.
	Well, it's because it actually is nice.
	It's separating you from the background.
	Most people who call in, they don't know how to use Skype or FaceTime or Zoom.
	It looks like crap, so keep it the way it is.
	Let me ask you this.
	Okay, good.
	Good feedback.
	Do you think anyone is buying this?
	Do you think anyone is buying that this guy is going to do more about illegal immigration?
	Do you think anyone is going to buy that this guy is doing more for the middle class?
	And by the way, it is important to note that he equated middle class with unions, right?
	There's a big divide there, even in the Rust Belt.
	It's almost like today was opposite day.
	When you look at the polls, every single poll shows that on immigration, on national security, even moderates don't believe Biden.
	Do you think it's going to continue after tonight or do you think he convinced anybody?
	So look, I mean I think I would like to beat Biden in a Reagan 1980 style landslide and I'd love to see Donald Trump win with that moral mandate but I want to be objective and put myself in the shoes of even extended family members or friends that might be on the left or in the center or whatever that aren't as engaged in politics on a day-to-day basis.
	What do I actually think that they saw in this?
	I think that he might have had some people right up to the point where he got to the border.
	Right.
	I think that's where he would have lost all credibility.
	Because you can hear people where he's talking about making sure that the tax rate is borne fairly by people who billionaires pay an 8% tax rate.
	What's up with that?
	Seniors thinking about Social Security or Medicare cuts.
	Keep in mind, he's running against the guy in the Republican Party who is advocating for many of these same policies.
	But then when he got to the border, I think that's when he'll lose even many of those moderates or independents or politically otherwise unengaged people.
	Because People have a brain here.
	Most people have a brain to understand that without any new law, so Biden saying, oh, the Republicans aren't supporting this new border bill that all of a sudden we're showing concern to push through.
	I think people in their most basic sense understands that we don't have, we didn't have that new law under Donald Trump.
	We have a controlled experiment.
	We have Trump, we have Biden, under the same set of laws, not new laws that Biden passed that Trump didn't pass.
	We don't need that new law.
	Under the same set of laws, we have two presidencies.
	Under one of those presidencies, we saw a decline in illegal immigration.
	In the other of those presidencies, we have seen the largest massive influx of illegal mass migration into this country.
	And so when he goes that further step, it was almost like, you know, the Icarus flying too close to the sun version of Joe Biden.
	I think even somebody who he might have had on the lines, somebody who's not as engaged as the average political viewer, but might turn on the State of the Union for a given night, I think he might have had them curious until he got to that border question, at which point he goes back to losing all credibility, because under the same set of laws, we see what exactly is happening today.
	10 plus million illegal migrants, anybody living in a city, understanding the effect of that.
	And so I think whatever credibility he might have built up, minuscule as that might have been, with a moderate, politically disengaged viewer, he lost that when he got to the border.
	Let me ask you, since the polling shows that immigration is the single most important issue to the American voter right now, that was kind of a surprising, like compared to 2016 where they were really thinking it was a winning issue, meaning the left, painting Donald Trump as a racist.
	Now I believe it was 28% said it was their most important issue, but it was number one, significantly.
	Would we say that tonight, because like you said, let's say some people kind of bought what he was selling up until then, it still ends up being a net loss because that's his Achilles heel, and he spent time on it?
	And it lacks any credibility that he made a mistake.
	I think it was a net loss for two reasons.
	First of all, the way he opened it with January 6th in Ukraine.
	Okay, good.
	It's not just me.
	It's not just me.
	That was insanity.
	That was insanity.
	I mean, I think it doesn't speak to most Americans to say that, okay, I may be going through my struggles at home.
	You're telling me about forking over money to some Ukrainian bureaucrat.
	I think he lost him at the beginning.
	He started coming back largely by embracing policies that Donald Trump also supports.
	But pretending like Donald Trump doesn't support them, but then coming back to the border and pretending like he was somehow the border security guy, other than Trump, he went back to losing them again.
	So I think both at the start of the speech, and then right when he had maybe built an iota of credibility by appropriating many of Trump's policies and pretending like they're his own, actually went back ultimately to losing them on the question of the border.
	One good thing that did happen, I think, potentially out of tonight is, if he really bombed it tonight, I think that that would have strengthened the faction on the left.
	And I think there's two factions on the left.
	There's the managerial class that wants to keep him right where he is.
	And then there's the people who ideologically are just deeply worried to say that the Democratic Party needs to do whatever they can do to actually maximize their odds of beating Donald Trump.
	And so As much as we have our own struggles and I would say balance of power shifts on the right, there's a similar struggle right now as it relates to this election on the left.
	I was in D.C.
	earlier today.
	The people in D.C.
	have a vested interest in making sure Joe Biden stays right where he is and Jill Biden and that whole apparatus does because that's where, you know, that's where their milk comes from.
	Their mother's milk comes from their access to power.
	That's how they make money.
	And then there's the other people who are less close to that center of gravity that would rather see Joe Biden out and put up somebody who's actually going to be, for them, a much more competitive nominee, likely somebody younger, so they can take all the age-related criticisms and turn it into a tailwind.
	That's the struggle going on on the left.
	And so if Biden bombed tonight, that would actually further empower the faction that really wants to sideline him so that they could put up a more competitive candidate.
	And the fact that they got him, whatever, five-hour energy or whatever it was he took, To be able to at least scream into the teleprompter and state it.
	You're being very prudent.
	That was prescription strength.
	And so, whatever it was, I think that that actually did just enough of the trick to say, didn't arm the other camp within the left quite with what they needed to sideline him yet.
	Though I do think that's going to be the real issue to watch.
	I mean, the Republican nominee has been known for a long time.
	Donald Trump ever since Iowa, that's been crystal clear.
	The real question coming out of Super Tuesday and even coming out of tonight is this could have been the night where that last domino fell and there was the emperor was really wearing no clothes and ultimately all you have left is who's going to be the new nominee.
	I didn't think we quite got there tonight and so that's going to be an increasing persistent question.
	An interesting persistent question for the next few months still is are they going to keep him or not?
	So that was I think one takeaway.
	Well thank you for that, and one question I have is from Gerald, and I have a final question because I know you're a hot ticket tonight.
	Highly sought after, Vivek, good to talk to you again.
	Look, I think you're right, he had to start off with some of these other topics, you know, like Ukraine, but it's because he couldn't... Think about it, think about it!
	I'm sorry.
	Think about being in the position of not being Donald Trump coming into 2020 and giving that State of the Union address and talking about how wonderful the economy is.
	He didn't have that to talk about.
	But what I would say, he then also said not just the border stuff, which is terrible, but he went after guns.
	He went after guns again, banning assault weapons and fails to define what an assault weapon is ever in his life, I think.
	And also saying that there should be mandatory background checks when we already have background checks, universal background checks.
	Are these the only winning issues they think they can possibly go to?
	Because who goes to an issue like Ukraine as the top issue affecting Americans today when it absolutely is not?
	It's a deflection.
	I mean, it's all a game of deflection.
	The core question that many Americans themselves are going to ask at home is, you have two presidents, four years of one and four years of the other.
	And keep in mind, this is a rare occasion that you get this.
	This rarely ever happens.
	It's happened like once or twice in American history.
	Where you might get a new guy making promises who's challenging an incumbent, but what the person at home has to decide is, okay, is this new guy making me promises actually going to deliver on what he's doing versus the guy who's at least the devil who I know who's sitting here in the presidency right now?
	That's not this time.
	This time you actually have a controlled experiment, alright?
	Just objective.
	Four years of one president, four years of another, now you choose.
	I would also add eight years of Obama to that.
	It's a sandwich, right?
	Because people see Biden as an extension of Obama, and you look, we talked about the wage growth.
	$1,000 over eight years, over $4,000 really in three years under Trump, and now negative $4,400 under Biden.
	People have a sandwich of contrast.
	Sure, and I think that for people like yourself who are going down through the facts, absolutely.
	But I'm thinking just even innate gut instinct.
	Who really matters?
	It's not the politically hyper-engaged, it's the people who only vote in a general election but haven't voted in a primary, who wouldn't consider themselves to be partisan one way or another that are going to decide this election in about five states and maybe 98 counties in this country.
	What are the people in those areas who otherwise wouldn't have shown up in a primary or otherwise, when they do show up in this November, what do they decide based on?
	I don't think they're going to remember exactly what happened in Obama versus Bush versus Trump, but they can remember the last two presidents.
	I remember what four years under Trump were.
	There were no foreign wars, my economy grew, my paycheck grew, and I actually trusted the country that I lived in to actually at least look after my interests over the interests of those in other foreign countries.
	Now you have four years of functionally open borders, a shrinking economy, prices that
	have gone up at a faster rate than my wages have, and understanding that we're closer
	to World War III and major conflict than we've ever been in our lifetime, and we certainly
	that we were at any point under Trump's presidency.
	I think that's a good point.
	Now, you mentioned someone who may not vote in the primaries.
	You are not taking into account the mammoth Nikki Haley vote in the primaries.
	Don't overlook that.
	Just a quick comment.
	Vivek, I'm not sure if you know this, but Donald Trump, President Trump as we like to call him here in the studio, basically is just truthing out as if he is watching our show right now.
	One minute ago he actually tweeted, or truthed out, he didn't stand up to Putin, he gave Putin to Ukraine.
	President Trump, look, if you're watching, let us know!
	Let's talk!
	Just making sure.
	I'm not sure if you're, you know... You could probably patch him in, I think.
	You could probably make that work.
	You've got Vivek.
	I love him.
	He's fantastic.
	I'm only seeing a camera.
	Is he already on?
	I don't know.
	I have no idea.
	You're going to make me blush.
	Hey, Vivek, let me ask you this.
	If you were running against him in a general election, against former Vice President Joe Biden, after tonight, what would you do?
	What would you say is the winning path, the winning issues?
	I like that you call him former Vice President Joe Biden.
	I respect the office, man.
	I respect the office.
	I really like the way you just slipped that right in there.
	So, look, what I would say is this.
	If I was running against Joe Biden right now, I would actually recognize that we might be falling into a trap.
	And I think the trap is they're leading us, almost goading us to go more specifically after Biden because he's so easy to go after.
	His lack of mental faculties, his age, the, I would say rather grating demeanor by which he gives a speech.
	And that's a trap because I think come this summer, That's the perfect moment to pull the rug right from under it.
	So I think human beings have a nature of inertia.
	There's a certain momentum.
	And once the momentum of an entire campaign becomes defined against being against that other, that guy, then you've set yourself up for failure because all they need is a bait and switch.
	It's like a feigned retreat in warfare.
	It's like a feint.
	Lead the enemy to one spot when in fact you're actually getting them from the other angle.
	Call that other angle Michelle Obama or whoever you want to call it.
	So here's what I would do if I was running against Biden.
	I would effectively ignore his existence and say this is an opportunity for us to actually define here's what we stand for, that we believe the nation state is worth preserving, that of a citizen of this nation, the United States of America, not some nebulous global citizen fighting climate change.
	And a nation without borders is not a nation.
	And that you know what?
	If you're going to succeed economically and we have a country where we're the most prosperous nation on earth, we don't have to apologize for that and flog ourselves.
	We're going to own it because that's what it means to be American.
	And I don't care if you're at home black or white or gay or straight or man or woman or Democrat or Republican for that matter.
	If you want to get ahead in this country and achieve whatever you want to achieve, Be as rich as you want to get and as successful as you want to be with your own hard work, then I will back you in doing it because that's what it means to be American.
	And whatever the Democrats put up, black or white or Michelle Obama to identity politic, Kamala Harris to Gavin Newsom to anybody else, it doesn't matter because they're all puppets for a managerial class that's trying to screw you over.
	We're the ones who actually stand in for the interests of Americans.
	America First includes all Americans, not a bunch of Ukrainian bureaucrats, but all Americans from inner city to the rural communities to the suburbs here.
	That's what we stand for.
	And whoever they put up, it doesn't matter because we're running on the agenda that made this country great in the first place.
	I think that's what we've got to be doing now, is standing for our own vision, irrespective of the nonsense that we saw tonight, or else we risk falling into a trap where they're really leading us to selling us the rope today that they're going to use to hang us tomorrow.
	And I think we've got to be careful to resist that, or else it could be a very ugly summer once that switch comes.
	Well, I was waiting with bated breath, and when the word came out, irrespective and not irregardless, I don't have to hit you.
	I would hit myself.
	If I ever said that, just cut the feed right there.
	I know, you've been in the studio.
	I'd be like, why didn't I hit him when I had the chance?
	He said irregardless.
	Hey, Vivek, thank you.
	Where's the best place?
	I don't think I said irregardless.
	Never!
	Never, no, never, never.
	I appreciate it.
	I may have said many things, but I'm never going to say irregardless.
	Irregardless of that, I've enjoyed talking to you.
	Son of a gun!
	We'll guesstimate how often he says it.
	Hey, where's the best place for people to follow you?
	We gotta get going, but I appreciate you taking the time, brother.
	You know, I think I want to do more stuff on Rumble, actually.
	You guys are so many people.
	I did my first ever live stream, what, a couple nights ago?
	It was just for fun.
	We took live audience questions, so I think I'm going to do that a couple times a week.
	But, you know, all these social media, you know, use the internet.
	People look me up.
	Oh, there you go.
	And the takeaway is Michelle Obama might be the candidate, according to Vivek.
	Vivek, thank you very much.
	This has been our installment tonight of Flying V. Flying V!
	Come on!
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	But until we get to that point, guys, look.
	We just talked about it, and Vivek actually just said it right now.
	He's doing a little bit more on Rumble.
	We had the largest stream on the planet on Rumble tonight.
	By the way, that includes all the streams on YouTube.
	Yes, it includes YouTube.
	It's on the planet, meaning not just on Rumble on the planet.
	That's not a brag.
	That shouldn't happen.
	No, it shouldn't.
	That's because of you.
	It shouldn't happen.
	Yes.
	It's me and Nick DiPaolo and Gerald Morkin.
	It's true.
	This is shameful.
	I love you, but this is shameful.
	Out of the three, what's the new thing here?
	That's Nick DiPaolo.
	Thank you, Nick.
	It's all because of you.
	But what I'm saying is, listen, Go and download the Rumble app right now.
	Subscribe to the show.
	Get the notifications because on YouTube you're never going to get the notifications.
	Make sure you go and get that right.
	And by the way, if they never work, weekdays, 10 a.m.
	Eastern.
	There you go.
	Weekdays, 10 a.m.
	Eastern.
	That's it.
	It's like the old Carson schedule letterman.
	You just, like your TiVo.
	You set it.
	Do it.
	You forget it.
	You Ron Popeil that shit.
	Subscriber, you're gay as well.
	Yeah, well that's... What?
	I don't know!
	Time to talk.
	Is that for fun?
	I just... I mean...
	I'm not sure what I'm doing.
	Can be next!
	Katie Britt is giving the Republican response right now!
	I already got two nuts off.
	Unrelated, I'm going to the bathroom.
	I'll be back.
	Goodbye, Gerald.
	Alright, so are they sending us in what President Trump did as his rebuttal?
	I gotta tell ya, you guys can send in your chat if there's anything that we've missed.
	I really appreciate Mission Control.
	What did Gerald do?
	Did he drop his pants?
	I was gonna just say, he must have dropped his pants.
	I heard cheering.
	I heard some laughs.
	Yeah, that's true.
	He finally came out.
	Congratulations.
	Did I miss anything?
	I really appreciate Mission Control back there.
	Yes, you did miss something.
	What did I miss?
	How the fuck do you have the bake on and not ask him if he's gonna be the VP?
	I didn't mean to spoil your whole day like that, Nick.
	By the way, next going to be...
	Oh So
	So So
	The right age he hates the media as much as Trump does yeah and in a smarter way, he's a fucking brilliant
	You know what would have been really smart, though, that he missed an opportunity in the primaries?
	He should have done a 23andMe as to how Indian he was versus Nikki Haley.
	I mean it!
	Oh, I thought you meant Warren.
	No, no, no.
	I mean Indian Indian, not Native American Indian.
	No, I know.
	Why were they cheering when you went out?
	You don't know how to read them, I know.
	I can't read you.
	You're like the Dos Equis man, the most interesting man on the Earth.
	GAY!
	What are you doing?
	There Will Be Blood?
	GAY!
	SEEPAGE IS WHAT YOUR BOT DEALS WITH!
	SO SORRY!
	SO MUCH SEEPAGE!
	What movie is this from now?
	There Will Be Blood.
	Daniel Day-Lewis, where he's overdone and hamming it, like all his movies.
	There Will Be Blood.
	Oh, that was actually good.
	Well, it's descriptive as well as the title of the movie.
	They're making a sequel about my wife, period.
	I've been feeling kinda gay!
	Well, how old are you?
	Isn't it There Was Blood?
	Yes.
	By the way, Mr. Powell, you're a saint.
	You're a saint.
	You got it.
	You're a saint.
	I was going to say to Vivek, I was going to say, I made a point during the show to these guys that it doesn't matter what Biden, he could have hit a grand slam tonight.
	I was just going to say to him, in a week or so, you're going to read about another incident at the border.
	You know, it's always, it's the economy, stupid.
	It's not.
	No, this time it's the border.
	It's the border, stupid.
	And that's the best case scenario for Donald Trump.
	Yeah, it's the invasion of Oregon.
	Absolutely.
	And you're going to read between now and November, there's going to be some horrible stories.
	I'm saying that's an existential threat to his campaign.
	So look, we do have Rep.
	Sparks right now on the line and ready to roll.
	She's there, ready for us whenever we're ready.
	Who?
	Representative Sparks from Indiana.
	She's on the line, Nick.
	Victoria Spots.
	Nick, she can hear us right now.
	Why don't you tell me, dickhead?
	Okay, let me ask the first two questions.
	Let me ask the first two questions, sir.
	No, no, no, no, no, no.
	This is a nice lady.
	It's not your Match.com.
	It's not your Tinder.
	I've never been on a dating app in my life.
	Nick was going to ask is how do I get the promo code autofilled?
	You click the link in the description.
	Honestly, Bob, that's where I was going.
	He was.
	He's good.
	He was! He's good at lying.
	They're holding my family hostage until you subscribe.
	Hey, let's take a couple of chats and then we'll go to this our representative
	Or do we want to do Representative Spartz on Mug Clubs?
	I think we can do Spartz now and we can take some chats after that.
	Right now?
	Right now!
	Alright.
	She's on the line.
	She's laughing.
	Hold on a second.
	Okay, well, after that wonderful introduction.
	Okay, Victoria Spartz.
	Not while I'm drinking, Nick.
	I can read people.
	That's what I'm good at.
	Yeah, read the room.
	I can't.
	Because Victoria Spartz is in it.
	I know Victoria very well.
	Me and her are on Facebook together.
	He's like Dean Martin after he had a couple of drinks now.
	He's like, yeah!
	Hey, Victoria.
	Spartz.
	Alright, she is a representative for Indiana's 5th District.
	She was elected in 2020.
	That's a good district, by the way.
	Re-elected in a landslide in 2022.
	Grew up in the Soviet Union.
	Do we have a stinger?
	Help me!
	Singer!
	Dickhead!
	Miss Spartz, I apologize for my colleague, but you know, you saw the ride, you bought
	Thank you for being here.
	We appreciate it.
	What's your take here on tonight as someone who won on a landslide and your constituents are incredibly enthusiastic about you?
	Listen, I'm glad that you're having so much fun.
	It wasn't as much fun to listen to this bullshit.
	I love you!
	Victoria!
	I love you!
	I was just like, if you vote for Biden, you get, you know, unicorn pot and pot of gold.
	This is really bizarre.
	I'll be honest with you, this is the most, you know, I mean, the good thing, like, most of us didn't understand and it's not because, you know, he speaks with a Yankee accent like I do, but most of us didn't even understand what he had to say.
	Then from the stuff he said, you couldn't really even figure out what in the hell he's talking about, you know, where he's getting his numbers and which calculator he's using.
	So that was really bizarre, I'll be honest with you, and probably, like, only, like, two times Republicans actually, you know, had to stand up when he, you know, pretty much, you know, mentioned, you know, very patriotic couple phrases.
	That's about it, you know, this is really crazy.
	I tell you what, the biggest surprise of the night is that Nick DiPaolo has helped me with a guest.
	Yes.
	That's a first.
	And imagine if you mail order a bride and she shows up.
	You would count your lucky stars.
	I would.
	Oh my god, I'd be the happiest guy on earth.
	I like a woman with a strong mouth.
	Victoria, I've known you for three seconds.
	I absolutely can see why you won.
	I'm serious.
	I'm telling you, the Marjorie Taylor Greene's, the women in this party, are the only ones, ironically, with what I call balls.
	And she is, I'm telling you, I can see why you won.
	Yes, figuratively.
	We're not talking about Michelle Obama.
	So, Mrs. Sparks, we might have just lost her.
	Yeah, we're trying to reconnect right now.
	Alright, grab a chat.
	Okay, let me give you just a couple of key facts, because a lot of our guests... I don't give a shit.
	She's back, she's back.
	Hello?
	Hey, we got her back.
	Key fact is, she's back.
	Yeah, we should blame all this Russian interference.
	You are!
	You are the Russian interference!
	So let me ask you, Mrs. Sparks, because as someone who comes from the, you know, former USSR, Biden tonight led right away with, not Ukraine, but money for Ukraine.
	You're someone who'd have first-hand experience with this.
	How do you think that played and what was your thought when that was right out of the chute the very first thing?
	Well, it is like, listen, Biden is full of bullshit!
	Break your statement!
	He's fighting Putin on freakin' Twitter, okay?
	I mean, he's damned, like, losing the war, doesn't do anything, and he goes there, like, oh, we're gonna fight him!
	That Putin is really afraid of!
	You know, I mean I mean, this is the reality. I mean, this is just not even
	funny, but the guy is like I think honestly He's either drinking the Kool-Aid or half dad. I do not
	know So ridiculous
	I don't know if I should be laughing or crying about that because this guy actually ran in our country.
	I'm moving to Indiana just to vote for you right now.
	That's how wonderful you are.
	Gerald will move to Gary.
	I won't move to Gary.
	Notre Dame to you.
	I don't know where your district is.
	I'll live in a three-decker in Gary.
	Well, and the thing is, too, people believe you're either pro-Putin or you're pro-billions of dollars to Ukraine.
	You have a pretty clear policy, and I think a lot of Americans understand this, where you believe that if there's any support to Ukraine, it should be through loans, not handouts, and there need to be preconditions, right?
	I want to make sure I'm not getting that wrong.
	That's right, and proper oversight.
	This is the funniest thing.
	As a congresswoman, when I demanded two years ago to have proper oversight, and we need to understand we're dealing with a corrupt country, I was dragged through mud like I am pro-Kremlin and pro-Putin.
	Because I demanded oversight, and how dare an American congresswoman ask where our money is spent?
	I mean, we'll have grandchildren pay for all this shit, and we are spending money left and right?
	How dare you, actual Congress, dare to ask, you know, accountability, Congress, dare to ask Congressperson where the money is spent, what is our strategy, what we're doing, why we keep having them spending money and we have more and more and, you know, and have a disaster, what's happened in Afghanistan, trillions of dollars spent, now Taliban raised the flag.
	I mean, it's a joke what is happening right now.
	It's embarrassing and I think we cannot continue doing that.
	I mean, it's sad for me to see from one way, but it's kind of funny because probably, I mean, most people see that where we are, and I think it's a sad reality, but I think we need to, you know, stop, you know, aggressive countries.
	And, you know, they have to respect peace through strengths because I'll be honest with you,
	we give them too much power and they've been, we have too many, you know, really weak leaders
	that were drinking the Kool-Aid and fighting China on Fox News.
	We are gonna be real, or CNN.
	We are gonna win, you guys.
	We are like so amazing here.
	They're all afraid of us.
	We're gonna do some tweets and Facebook posts and make all this statement.
	This terrorist and dictator, I just want to be like, truly, truly intimidated by that.
	It's like idiotic.
	I'm an idiot.
	I've never seen more idiotic people than in Washington, D.C.
	And it's sad reality.
	Yeah, Victoria, you have certainly made new fans here tonight.
	We very much appreciate you.
	She's running for re-election in 2024, so this year, make sure if you live just north of Indianapolis, that's where the 5th District is, go and vote for her!
	Start a super PAC, do whatever the hell you want, support this lady!
	Yes, and please move to Indiana.
	We're like no bullshit state, okay?
	We just do things there.
	The Dodgers do the talk.
	Very common sense.
	Great people.
	Really, you know, Hoosiers are the heartland of America.
	Hard-working people that are sick and tired of Washington DC and all the bullshit happening.
	So, I think we can use some good ones, too.
	Please, please.
	Miss Victoria Sports, I'm going to let you go here.
	People will support you.
	Can you do me a favor?
	Can you just say, however you want to say, that either Biden's speech tonight was bullshit or Joe Biden is bullshit.
	I want to leave... The way you say it is like that of a poet.
	Please end this on the word bullshit because I love to hear you say it.
	Oh no, did we lose her again?
	That's bullshit!
	That is bullshit!
	Is she back?
	You'll get her back.
	Alright, Mrs. Sparks, did you hear my final question?
	Okay, so I don't know what you said, but I'll tell you, it was a total bullshit.
	That's what I would have had to write!
	Just beat it short!
	Okay, thank you, Mrs. Victoria Sparks!
	Victoria Spence, everybody!
	She's been office some artists use watercolors. Yeah Some paint with... She paints with the word bullshit.
	Bullshit!
	She came out swinging.
	I was like, well, she's never coming back because of Nick.
	She heard my shit.
	Brodigan texted me and he's like, I don't know who she is, but I'm starting a super pack.
	The only reason I say that, like, when I work with Clean Comics, when I'm the headliner.
	We can't hear you.
	Microphone, Nick.
	Microphone.
	I'll hold it for you.
	Got a deep throat, the fuckin' thing?
	Alright.
	I'm yelling.
	Come on, Lovelace.
	Anyway.
	That makes me uncomfortable because my hand's attached to the stand.
	Yeah, that's why.
	That's not gonna make people subscribe.
	Boy, what do you do?
	That's bullshit!
	What kind of Jew are you, anyway?
	Okay.
	He's a father!
	He's not a rabbi.
	Oh, that's right.
	Father Mokei, I'm sorry.
	What was my point?
	I'm just saying, when I would work with like, you know, a middle comic for the week who was clean, squeaky clean, by Friday night he'd be cursing.
	That's bullshit!
	I love it!
	Seriously!
	With that accent, and you said she's from... Yeah, she's from former USSR.
	Former USSR!
	How could you love a person like that?
	She loves, first of all, she loves the First Amendment more than we do.
	Yeah.
	And she knew, obviously, you know, I think what kind of... she must have tuned in a little early.
	Well, she heard you.
	She was on the line, Nick.
	Well, I felt somebody needed to be broken in, but... Yeah, well, mission accomplished.
	I don't think you had anything to do with it.
	I think that's just her all the time.
	Yeah, but you said thank you to me, so I helped you.
	I did say thank you to you.
	No, I do.
	I do.
	I think I did.
	I think Nick contributed quite a bit tonight, and so did she.
	That is the MVP of the night.
	She was fantastic.
	Listen, we're 24 subs away from a really nice number.
	We're not going anywhere until we get those subs here either.
	Gay or you just hate us and you want us to stay here drinking all night long.
	Make sure $20 off.
	Listen, we don't do these promotions very often.
	Look, I am not bashful saying, hey, let us do more of this.
	Let us do more of the undercover stuff.
	Let us have more fantastic guests like this.
	Let us have more of these streams where it's the largest stream on the internet right now.
	You know what else?
	That's amazing, guys.
	Have the bell ready because we have a bell every time someone subscribes.
	And every time you hear this, Bell!
	MOTHERFUCKING BELL!
	Okay, hold on a second.
	My point is this.
	So every time, every time, there's going to be, don't do it yet, there's going to be a bell for every subscription.
	And every time you hear this, Muhammad is raped in hell.
	Oh shit!
	By 70 virgins, they're all men.
	72.
	They're all men.
	I'm still out there touring your list.
	We're not the only people having fun with this tonight.
	By the way, former, well, not former.
	Sitting president.
	That's bullshit!
	I'm sorry!
	You said that, that's bullshit!
	He's having fun with the Snapchat filters.
	Oh no, what did he do?
	Is that on his?
	Yes, that's on his true social, Donald Trump put it out.
	You see what he's doing?
	He's trolling.
	Trolling, but... Nick, microphone!
	He keeps leaning forward.
	He does, I don't know why.
	I drank every time I was drinking, but fucking please.
	Where you going now, wine some more?
	You want to hold it?
	Right here, right in front of my eye from the... Really big shoe?
	Yeah.
	How do you know what I was talking about?
	Trump realizes, and you know this is a comic, I've met people ten times more successful than me, doctors and shit, but they all want to be comedians.
	And it's a brilliant way to make people like you, you know that.
	He's turning it up.
	He's going to be funny from now until the election.
	Don't you believe that?
	I do.
	Even people who are on the fence are gonna go.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I would think.
	Well not, here's the thing, not all comics are naturally funny and not all naturally funny people are great comics.
	He's naturally funny because of who he is.
	Who do you think is giving him this advice though?
	John Jr.
	maybe?
	No, I think it's just him.
	I don't.
	That means Muhammad is having a bad time.
	Or, that's what he signed up for.
	That's what he signed up for.
	I don't know.
	It's Taco Tuesday.
	Taco Tuesday in hell.
	Not like Rape Wednesday.
	That's a horrible day here in hell.
	It's horrible.
	But I'll be watching you on Rape Wednesday from heaven.
	I wouldn't be in hell, but I'd be in heaven.
	They give me a webcam to see everyone.
	And I say it's horrible.
	It is hard.
	While you're doing that voice, here, let's go to... David Axelrod looked better with a mustache, no upper lip.
	You're right.
	Like a caterpillar crawled off but never made it to a butterfly.
	Sad.
	You're right.
	Not the most recent Trump one, but the one right before that on his True Social where he starts out that there was an angry... Yeah.
	I just need this.
	Look.
	Can you zoom in so I can see a little clearer?
	I'm blind.
	A little bit of zoom in.
	Alright, I got it.
	Can you read that?
	This was an angry, polarizing, and hate-filled speech.
	He barely mentioned immigration or the worst border.
	In the history... I have to scroll.
	In the history of the world, he will never fix immigration.
	Nor does he want to.
	Even if he wanted to, he couldn't fix it.
	He wants our country to be flooded with migrants.
	Crime will raise to levels never seen before.
	And it is happening very quickly!
	Exclamation.
	By the way, we hit our subscriber goal!
	Piss off, baby!
	I don't know.
	But we hit it.
	I don't like talking about numbers.
	I'm not going to talk about numbers.
	Think a second.
	I told you Nick, we hit it, then we quit it.
	We hit it and then you quit it.
	You don't quit it before you hit it.
	Or you set it and forget it.
	I don't want to mess them up.
	Like you set it and forget it.
	Remember that thing?
	It's a rotisserie.
	He's like, it's this new... It's a fryer.
	Alright, let's take a couple of chats and we'll take the rest on Mug Club, right?
	I'm a shameless plug guy tonight.
	Merch, CrowderShop.com for these.
	The reason I'm saying that is because if you want these for your St.
	Patrick's Day, you've got to order them by tomorrow.
	Yeah, because we've got so many people going, I ordered it, it's not here from St.
	Patrick's Day.
	Those are the fantastic ones.
	Those are brand new, right?
	Donald Trump has the fight like hell, but the green... I'm sorry, I know.
	No, but I'm talking about the green stuff so that you can get this for St.
	Patrick's Day.
	The Trump Fighting Irish one is amazing.
	I love it.
	I wore it out.
	It was pretty fun.
	I only got jumped by three guys.
	I didn't get one.
	They didn't win.
	I mean, kind of.
	I didn't get a shirt.
	You didn't?
	Well, Gerald took it from me.
	I did because you hate football.
	Can you just get fat so we don't both wear XL?
	That's fine.
	Can you bring me the Donald Trump Fighting Irish shirt?
	I just want to see it.
	I just want to put my hands on it, make sure it's still in my hand.
	Put it on me, I'm what the models wear, 46 long.
	Come on!
	46 long, it's the best size.
	We're giving away free food, I'm just saying.
	Swing!
	Where's the food?
	It's free food.
	Alright, let's grab a couple of chats.
	Thank you so much.
	Usually we do a recap.
	Tonight was scary, to be clear.
	This would have been a rise to fascism.
	Everything was about trust your institutions, meaning what I want to fund through your tax dollars.
	Trust me.
	Trust the party of big government.
	Do not trust your neighbors.
	Do not trust your right-wing states.
	Do not trust your own freedoms, your ability to speak, your ability to choose.
	Do not trust your ability to select the car you drive, school choice.
	Trust me and the institutions.
	I will forgive student loans.
	More money to institutions.
	I will increase the size of government.
	More money to institutions.
	I will increase taxes.
	More money to the government.
	Everything today was about control.
	And this is a man, by the way, who has not made an honest dollar in the private sector Since college.
	Let's be really clear.
	You want to talk out of touch?
	Imagine, look, imagine who you would be.
	Imagine who you would be if you never had to answer to a boss, if you never had to answer to 30, 40, 50 employees as a boss in the private sector, if you never had to actually look at an honest profit margin and say, is what I'm doing working?
	That doesn't apply in the public sector.
	He has been in the public sector his entire adult life, half a century.
	He has no idea the world you live in, and his solution is always more government because that's all he knows.
	That's all he knows.
	That's a very, very scary thought.
	The good news is, I think he gave his opponents a lot of ammo, and I don't think it's going to work.
	Let's take a couple of chats.
	By the way, if you're a Mug Club member right now, this is what you would be seeing.
	Yes.
	If I can get a refill on a Modit, please, because I didn't quite chug my drink.
	I know we're not going to go to it, but Nancy Pelosi's absolutely high on CNN.
	Oh, let me see.
	Peanuts!
	Perhaps amnesia set in on the disgraceful speech that Donald Trump gave to the chamber.
	Yeah, that's where amnesia set in.
	Shut up.
	There were so many disgraceful ones.
	The one you tore up, yeah.
	He gave a presidential medal to somebody who was... Rush Limbaugh?
	Rush Limbaugh?
	You gave it to a bitch with two-face hair.
	I was offended because it is not a political rally.
	And by the way, he had, what, the convention at the White House?
	By the way, she did this and her hand forgot where to point.
	The brain sent the signal and she had no idea it was going to happen next.
	Oh my god.
	President Biden.
	Yeah, can we roll that?
	If she were a KFC commercial, she'd be going, finger licking good!
	The very idea of America is that we're all created equal.
	Deserves to be treated equally throughout our lives.
	We've never fully lived up to that idea.
	Don't make me sift through these comments again.
	We've never walked away from it either.
	And I won't walk away from it now.
	No, you'll crawl.
	I'm optimistic.
	I'm good, you know what I'm saying?
	Instead, I'll shit my pants, forget where I am for a few seconds.
	One day.
	It's Tuesday.
	Kamala looked good, I'm gonna say to him.
	That means a lot coming from you, a racist.
	No, I'm saying, I like a Haitian-Canadian twat.
	Why do you think he said that to you?
	Do you disagree with him privately about his optimism?
	No, no, I think he was saying...
	Words.
	I hope you agree that I delivered the message tonight.
	She said I would have to agree that I delivered the message tonight.
	She's like the Dunkin' Donuts.
	I made the donuts.
	I make the donuts.
	Is that what she's beefing?
	It's her?
	I make the donuts?
	Do I make the donuts?
	Yes, you yeast infection.
	Who makes the donuts?
	She makes the dough rise.
	I took her to a beach, her pussy turned into a donut shop!
	Are we on air?
	What did I say?
	Yeah, let's grab some chats.
	All right, chat from Mikey Trout.
	All right, question for all.
	How do we win 2024 election when nothing has changed in our election, like allowing mail-in voting in this time, and Democrats run states, they allow, who's drunk here, me or you, run states that will allow illegals to vote?
	Um, well look, here's the thing.
	That's actually a great question.
	It's a great question, but the alternative is being a defeatist and doing nothing.
	Right.
	So, you're absolving yourself.
	Hold on a second, are you involved with your state legislature?
	Are you looking at making sure that the laws are actually followed, for example, if you're in Pennsylvania?
	Don't waste your time.
	Vote!
	Vote, and also take part in your local elections.
	But here's the thing, the gap is so wide at this point that they can't steal it if it's a walk-off.
	They really can't.
	Yes, they can.
	They absolutely cannot.
	Well, I should say they can attempt to.
	They will attempt to.
	I don't disagree with you.
	They will attempt to, and we can talk about it on YouTube, so we're still on YouTube I guess, Kyle?
	We are!
	You're allowed to talk about it because they're preparing to claim that the election was stolen when they lose.
	That's why they're allowing it on YouTube right now.
	That's why Neil Mohan changed his policy.
	So, I have to ask you what the alternative is.
	Why do we, okay, so I guess the other option is stay home, do nothing, don't vote, and don't take part in your local community politics?
	Must be nice.
	Must be nice to have no responsibility.
	Do everything you can.
	Here's the thing.
	If this gets to the point of some kind of an actual civil revolution conflict, in whatever capacity it may be, Just like anything else in life, you have to be able to look yourself in the mirror before anything ever goes to drastic measures and say, did I do everything I could possibly do?
	Did I check all the boxes I had to check?
	Did I cross all the T's and dot all the I's?
	If the answer is yes, then you know where the answer lies.
	But if the answer is no, if you didn't do everything you could do, you don't know.
	And then you may just be a reactionary prick.
	So do everything you can right now, and if everyone does everything they can right now, it cannot happen.
	There's a huge difference.
	Between theft happening in darkness and a light being shined on it.
	Shine a light on it.
	Yeah, absolutely.
	You have to vote, and Nick, you ignorant slut.
	I didn't say not to vote.
	You'll appreciate that!
	No, you said to fight, and I understand what you're saying.
	No, no, I'm saying you always have to vote.
	Just in case the elections are real, which they're not, but just in case.
	I'm serious!
	Did you guys learn nothing from the last fucking election?
	No, I know, but... Well, okay, so am I going against some code here at the show that I don't understand?
	No, you're not, but I'm saying it's not a done deal where they're gonna steal it and your vote doesn't matter.
	That's just not the case.
	Make them earn it.
	If they're gonna steal it, make them steal it good.
	They're going to... Make them wish they picked on someone else and then it's another fight.
	Read the Atlantic.
	Okay, Nick, let's say this.
	If a bunch of people listen to that and don't go out and vote... I'm not saying not to vote!
	No, no, I know, but what I'm saying is if it's not a landslide where it clearly happens in the daytime, in sunlight, then they're gonna paint you as just reactionary, as extremist.
	My point is, this needs to be so clear-cut and their theft so clear that then people even understand, like, alright, I get why everyone's upset.
	That's the value in it.
	But you're right, they are corrupt.
	They've already stated, even if he wins, they've already stated, I don't know who wrote the article in the Atlantic, what their plan is, something about electorates again.
	They've already stated their plan.
	Even if Trump wins outright, they have a new idea, which, and I agree with you, the people will see through it.
	I'm praying.
	Well because of people like you and your show and what we do.
	Millions of people are going to be watching this and they're going to go out and champion the cause and make sure that other people don't.
	You have to.
	Even on my show.
	I don't care.
	And again, I'm not trying to be over-cynical here.
	After what happened and before the last election.
	Sure.
	But just in case, yes, do your duty.
	And I know who wrote the article about the electorate.
	It was Ron Popeil, the electorate from the left.
	Set it and forget it.
	Sign up.
	Lightoffcredit.com.
	It's going to continue on Mug Club.
	The promo code is still valid.
	If you go there, it auto-fills.
	We are going to take some chat on Mug Club.
	Thank you very much, Rumble.
	Biggest stream of the night.
	We appreciate it.
	That's you.
	That's not us.
	YouTube, we don't like you.
	Piss off.

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