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Feb. 21, 2024 - Louder with Crowder
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Trump Town Hall Analysis: Did He Just Pick His VP?!
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You think you can take it?
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I'm just a little bit.
Just because some of you complained that yesterday was a little aggressive, but it doesn't you don't underdo it.
Thanks feminism You fear a strong sip That used to be considered a net positive Well, you were buying time yesterday.
I was buying time yesterday.
Wait, when was that?
And today I was, too, because I had syrup on my screen.
Oh.
I had maple syrup.
That's the most Canadian thing I've heard.
I'm sealing your line, Josh.
I'm sorry.
I'm getting out of our- Let me ask you this.
Are you guys a- Comment below.
You a fan of maple syrup?
And do you know, Americans, that what you are getting is mostly not maple syrup.
It's just corn syrup that's flavored.
Yeah, that's not right.
That's awful.
It's terrible.
It's terrible.
They're pulling the wool over your eyes.
Yeah.
Canada's screwing us?
No, it's not Canada.
You sure?
It's also Big Vermont.
We're going to talk about a lot today.
Diversity is our strength.
The Donald Trump town hall from yesterday is... I'm sure that you've watched it.
I'm sure you've seen other people cover it, but not like we will be covering.
It's a lot of fun.
I enjoyed it because yesterday, of course, we had our Nikki Haley watch, and we pretty much knew exactly what was going to happen.
And then we also have a story here today, a media malpractice.
Remember the Kansas City shooters?
Well, there's a lot of info out there.
But you won't find it.
You won't find it if you watch the media or if you're simply on social media relying on the algorithms.
Why?
And that's also why we fund and we support Mug Club, our undercover unit.
We have a story there regarding the Red Cross and donating blood and the vaccine and some questions that they ask.
They don't tell you as to why they ask them.
Yeah.
You think, oh, they're asking the Red Cross because if you're unvaccinated, it's a problem.
No, no, no.
No, it's the exact opposite.
And so we actually have some phone calls that have been recorded and some undercover work there.
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I'm just wondering if that would count as a tax-deductible donation at that point if we lose to the Red Cross.
That's a good point.
I mean, maybe it's a win-win.
I don't know.
Maybe sue us and we would have donated.
Hold on a second.
None of you have AIDS.
You know what?
Doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter.
You can give if you have AIDS!
You can't ask us that, actually.
Yeah, you can't.
No, you can't.
You can't ask that, nor do you have to disclose it in certain areas of California in HIV-infected... Can't say it?
No, I can't say it.
So if at some point today, since we're going to be discussing the vaccination, of course, and Red Cross, I guarantee you, you will see this if you're watching on YouTube.
Head on over to Rumble.
And what did you think of Donald Trump's town hall yesterday?
President Trump.
Some people call him former president.
Some people call him sitting president.
I call him sitting president.
Okay.
In third chair today, you thank him for his service when you hear this.
You know him.
You love him.
He's going to be in Des Moines, Iowa, Friday, March 1st.
Josh Feierstein, how are you?
I'm good, man.
I'm good.
By the way, I wanted to say I'm actually 12% maple syrup.
Really?
Yeah.
Some people think it's all body fat.
No, I'm sapping up.
You know, that makes you a universal donor.
Yeah, just poke me and let it drip out.
Unless it's, uh, you're donating to a conifer.
What's that?
What is that?
It's arborist humor.
No.
It's niche.
I don't know.
Black... Oh, I forgot!
We forgot to do the... It's Black History Month!
We need to lead in with this.
Yeah!
Oh!
So some key facts, because we want to honor the best.
You're doing Fat History Month.
It's 12% serum.
Some key facts for you.
Fact number one.
On August 30th, 1967, Thurgood Marshall was confirmed by the U.S.
Senate becoming the first black person to serve On the Supreme Court.
That's fantastic.
Here's another one.
A 1940 actor, Hattie McDaniel, became the first black person to be nominated for and win an Academy Award for her performance as Mammy in the film Gone with the Wind.
Great performance.
And in February 2024, Beyonce Knowles invented country music.
Wow.
Oh, thank you, Beyonce.
I don't...
I don't...
I...
Okay.
We're going to spend quite a bit of time on the Donald Trump town hall because it is
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
You're gonna have to do the voice.
You got the new spots in there?
You ready?
Yeah, almost all of them.
Still waiting on one.
We do have his intro in there though, right?
Yeah.
Okay, good.
Yeah.
So first, you've heard it a million times before, and I know that you've thought, this doesn't sound quite right, but just go with me here.
Don't foreshadow.
Don't, don't, come on, don't ruin it.
It's like peeking at your Christmas presents.
Diversity is our greatest.
Not, not it's a good.
Not one of?
Not one of.
It is our greatest!
You know what is, in my view, our strength and what is literally unique in major countries around the world is our diversity.
Because America's diversity is its biggest strength.
I'm reminded that our diversity is our greatest strength.
Cultures coming together are a wonderful thing.
Our multilingual, multi-ethnic, diverse society is a strength, not a weakness.
I've been to the fullest talents of our nation, and I'm proud we have the most diverse administration in the history of America.
Because I know, I know our diversity is our strength in America.
Quick question, you buy that crap?
Not from all those white guys.
Yeah.
What in the hell's diversity?
But of course, that's what you've heard.
Now, we decided to just look through the viral videos last week.
Or in the last week.
Some of them are last week.
Some of them are this week.
Last two weeks!
Give me a break.
They might paint a different picture.
Get out!
Get out of here!
Get Someone break him in half?
If you do, two more spout in its place.
Oh, so much diversity.
Yes.
The diversity is killing me.
Well, it's lifting my spirits.
It's getting bad because they're also next to my house and they piss on my door.
I could tell that they're gang lords.
I mean, they're tattooed up head to toe.
The people pissing on my door, they're tattooed up head to toe.
Okay, now hold on a second.
Just to be fair on that last one, you can't always judge a book by its cover.
Yeah, I mean, seems like a decent guy.
That may not be.
In other words, the tattoos, you can still do good for the community.
Yeah.
Come on, Posty.
He is always tired, so.
I don't know.
He seems like... I get that he's a little bit out there, but he seems like a decent guy.
You guys can... I've heard that.
The Post Malone is a decent guy.
Am I completely off base?
Comment below.
And what's your favorite example of diversity?
I see what you did there.
Most diverse administration.
Oh, okay.
How many conservatives?
Well...
This viral thing went back when I was at UMass.
Diversity is of no value.
It's not a demerit.
It's of no value.
It is incidental.
Unless you're discussing intellectual diversity.
Then it's valuable as it relates to wise counsel.
You want people from differing points of view.
Right.
They don't have that.
Please someone explain to me how melanin adds value to a conversation.
They're props.
Props to these guys.
You want intellectual diversity and what I want them to say is it's the most effective administration in the history of our country.
I could care less about just, like, diversity doesn't mean anything.
It's like, yeah, we have enough of these check-the-box people, but how about just, you know, results?
I'm gonna let you finish, but I want to see what they're doing on CNN.
They're discussing with a bunch of white bitches.
Oh no.
White bitches weigh in on Haley and Trump before primary.
Let's hear.
Do you think Haley will have as strong of a stance?
I think that her stance is awesome.
I think she's strong.
I don't think she would flinch at doing what is necessary.
How did you feel when he was arrested?
Oh, that locked in my vote.
I was like, there we go.
Vote for him.
I want the t-shirt.
I got the mug.
I have the hat.
The mug shirt.
That locked in your vote.
Absolutely.
Good!
I actually like these people, except for the other one.
You know, he's exonerated, then everybody accepts that.
I hope that if, you know, some things in different places are proven true, then people will accept that.
Some of the female voters in South Carolina with their opinions on both the candidates.
Has anyone ever sat down and said, let's sit down and interview white male voters, the people who elect presidents?
No.
You were about to say something there.
No, I think they're working.
Really?
They're not going, let me do the half Ray Liotta Goodfellas and one not Ray Liotta Goodfellas lapel.
Oh, no.
What are you talking about planning?
No, she wanted to contribute more.
It's like, you're not doing anything.
Yeah.
It should be easy to contribute more from zero.
Yes.
She's never said anything, by the way.
She always beat around every bush.
No, she... A lot of people beat that bush.
She has... No, she said, she said... Now... She's a whore.
Now, here's the thing.
The reason I'm saying... Just to be clear, just to be clear, just to be clear.
Royce is a sexist.
The reason that I'm saying Kamala Harris is a whore is because she would sleep with people.
She would have sexual intercourse with people for financial or political gain.
Mostly political.
Yeah.
Because there's no way somebody polling at 2% ends up as the vice president.
That was Kamala Harris' laugh.
That wasn't like a horror film.
No, that was her real laugh.
I'm sorry.
It was Columbine on the anniversary.
I will tell you this, and you know what, since we're just having, what?
Go for it, Josh.
We've already hit the YouTube dump button.
I was gonna say, we should do a haunted house during Halloween with Kamala Harris Cackle, Joe Biden Sniff.
Come on, kids.
Come this way.
Brian Stelter and a choker.
That's just the White House.
Comment below, genuinely, who do you think is the biggest danger?
As far as an individual to this country, if someone were to actually get their hands on the reins, I still say Gretchen Whitmer.
And I've been saying this for years, do not let that woman at the tiller of the ship, the two people who I have seen in my lifetime who actually get off on abuse of power, even when they don't have to, Justin Trudeau, Gretchen Whitmer.
I get that everyone hates Hillary Clinton, and I understand that people don't like Kamala Harris, Gavin Newsom.
Gretchen Whitmer is the nightmare that you fear, just to be clear.
And they are grooming that woman to try and be whisked into office, and they're going to do it in a way where she's either a last-minute replacement because she cannot survive a primary, she's intensely unlikable.
They are going to try and find a way to backdoor that woman in.
Plus she might get kidnapped.
Yes, exactly.
By the Feds.
By 15 Feds out of 18.
Did those guys get convicted?
The Feds?
No, not as far as I know.
But the Rubes who were in a drinking club, yes.
Alright, let's go to the Donald Trump Town Hall.
Yes.
This was a lot of fun.
And of course we had our Nikki Haley watch yesterday.
What was your main takeaway from the Town Hall?
Mine is largely that it was hilarious and Trump was exactly what you expected him to be.
And even his introduction was just, it was quintessential Donald Trump.
To Greenville, South Carolina, we have an amazing crowd tonight and we're just four days out. I can't believe it.
From the South Carolina GOP primary, we're going to hit all of this and more with the man of the hour.
Joining me now, Donald J. Trump.
I feel like there was some influence because it came out and he said, listen, I don't give a shit about Kamala
Harris, fucking got Laura Ingraham new and improved, fucking looking like my Chemical Romance black.
And.
You'll find fuckin' Nikki Haley.
Frosty McCool.
Alright.
We get Stone Cold and Trump in question.
I am a Stone Cold fan.
I love the guy.
I don't know why I like him so much.
So right off the bat, Donald Trump addressed why he thinks, and by that I mean the correct reason Nikki Haley is staying in the race.
I told them that if they would do this, that South Carolina would wrap their arms around them and take care of them.
I now officially work for you.
There is nothing that you could need that we won't make sure that we deliver.
Sorry, right clip.
Here's the other right clip.
clip.
Some people used to say I was running because I really wanted to be vice president.
I think I've pretty well settled that question.
Has she settled that question?
Well, I settled it about three months ago.
She has a lot of money behind her.
What do they think they're going to do?
Well, they're trying to hurt me because of the general election.
So the Democrats are giving her money and she's playing into the game.
And I think she just can't get she just can't get herself to get out.
**Laughter** So this is a big difference too is is uh and Nikki Haley tried to say this yesterday right she she is a master of projection she goes and I don't care if the political ruling class I don't care I don't care if the political ruling class supports Donald Trump they don't they don't
And Bernie Sanders was very effective in messaging this.
I think that President Trump would serve himself well to talk about this more, that he receives far more individual donations.
For example, under $200 directly to his campaign.
Donald Trump, $668,000 to Nikki Haley, $190,000.
The billionaires who support Nikki Haley.
I mean, you have the LinkedIn co-founder, Reid Hoffman.
You have the Koch brothers.
You have Ken Griffin, the Citadel CEO.
There are not a lot of people, and I understand that some folks might look at this, again through the lens of identity politics, and say, oh Donald Trump is just another rich guy.
No, other rich guys don't like him.
Because other rich guys want to be controlling the strings, and it's a lot harder to be pulling the strings when the guy can tell you to go fornicate yourself.
There is value in someone having made their way in life and not being dependent on the donor class.
The donor class is unequivocally supporting Nikki Haley, and it's you, the people, supporting Donald Trump.
But you knew that by the 31-point lead.
Just wanted to substantiate it.
The references are available.
Link in the sidebar.
Let me just add, I love the way, like Donald Trump does this in a way that I've never seen a politician do it, and what if the other politicians, any of them, pick one of them, they would have said something about Nikki Haley maybe being in the race, but they probably would have just focused on what they wanted to do, and I think we need to make this country, you know, be the best country in the world again, and Donald Trump goes, I made that decision four or three months ago.
Like, that is, he's quick on his feet, he is sharp, and he's hilarious, and he completely dismisses that you even exist when he says these things.
It's just so funny to watch.
You might as well call me Calvin because I made that pitcher's path predestined.
A little theological humor.
There's some Calvinists out there like, that's not true.
Come on, give me a break.
Not true, Steven!
That's not true.
Okay, so.
Don't get me started with the quantum physicists.
Donald Trump also made it clear that he would love, and I know what you're going to say, Donald Trump didn't debate at the other GOP primaries.
Well, okay.
You also have to understand that, yes, Donald Trump isn't always necessarily consistent, if you would say what would be perceived as maintaining a position, I don't want to say ethically, but on principle.
He is consistent in always trying to use the most effective method of attack.
And so, as far as strategy, it didn't make sense for him to be on a stage with 1,900 other GOP candidates.
Because he was leading all of them by double digits.
He's leading Nikki Haley in her home state by 31 points.
And the strategy that Donald Trump has obviously been trying to implement is not get bogged down, right, in this quagmire that was the GOP primary.
They would all attack him.
That was it.
Because he wants to put the pressure on former Vice President Biden to respect the office and debate him as much as possible.
Because I think he really knows that you put the two of them on the stage for the same reason that the contrast of eight years Obama, three years Donald Trump, four years Joe Biden, right?
You see the contrast.
People know their lives were different.
If you see President Trump on stage with former Vice President Biden, that in and of itself is a win at this point.
So he answered the question very clearly that he wants to debate former Vice President Biden as often as humanly possible.
You challenge him to a debate regularly on focus-specific topics.
In other words, so it's not a wide-ranging, just one debate on foreign policy.
Well, I'll do it right now on your show.
I'll challenge him right now, and we can do you, you can do anybody you want.
I'll take anybody from CNN, which is doing very poorly in the ratings, by the way.
He does.
body, because I think you have an obligation in this case.
You really have an obligation to debate.
When you have the final Republican, the final Democrat, you have the two people you have
to debate regardless of that.
How many debates would you commit to?
As many as necessary.
I would like to do it starting now.
I don't think he's going to debate, though.
I really don't think so.
What I love about President Trump is it's like a carpool of insults where he just stops
along the way.
And CNN, which by horrible ratings and Kamala Harris, filthy whore.
And while we're talking about Joe, that's what I hear.
You can also say this, Nikki Haley, apparently she likes to get around.
Now, when we talk about also, by the way, your dress looks horrible, I don't know what you're doing with the epaulets, but he just goes through, it's like a gladiator skimming the wheat fields.
But insulting everyone he can on the way in.
He flicks the jab so that you can't go back to it.
Right.
Yeah, that's exactly right.
He also discussed, when you're talking about specifics, how he would fix the southern border.
Which, this is important, because the dynamic is everyone tried to make him out... I want to take just a second here.
Remember when he announced his candidacy and he said they weren't sending their best and everyone tried to accuse him of being racist?
They're not doing that now.
They want to sidestep the border issue because you have a former vice president who, at this point, it is so undeniable that he says, oh, we need the Fed to step in.
Well, hold on a second.
Aren't you in charge of the federal government?
And you've been fighting the states, places like Texas, when they're trying to enforce the border laws that you refuse to.
So at this point, they're not going to try and say Donald Trump is a racist for wanting to build a wall.
There's a big shift.
Racist, talking about immigration in 2016, to now we want to sidestep this entire issue and then you have, that's the media, then you have the Democrats trying to say, this is Donald Trump's problem.
That's a very big shift.
And that also gives you license to be open about it.
No longer should you be afraid of being accused of racism for wanting people to sign the guest book.
So here's Donald Trump answering on how he would solve the border crisis.
How do you plan to deport the millions of people?
I mean, there's probably 12, 13 million people under Biden alone that have come here.
And how will it work?
It's going to work that we get the bad ones out first.
They're coming in from prisons.
They're coming in from jails and mental institutions.
How will you find them?
We're going to find them through local police.
Look, the local police, they're so phenomenal.
I love them.
They love me.
I think I have 97 percent support.
That's a deep banter.
But it was a good answer.
Yes, we're going to empower local law enforcement that encounter these people all the time.
And by the way, it's relevant because you have an administration that is trying to strip local law enforcement of that authority.
And state authorities in Texas.
You can't put up razor wire.
Okay, but what can we do?
Nothing.
You're talking about 4.7 million people.
Right, one of the most brilliant strategies.
To your point, the evidence is so undeniable now, but even if the evidence was there, but it was isolated to Arizona, Texas, Southern California, you wouldn't be hearing about it as much.
But the fact that governors in Florida and Texas and maybe a few other spots have chipped in And said, hey, you like it, Chicago?
You like it, New York?
We're sending them your way.
You like it, Martha's Vineyard?
Exactly.
Here you go.
I love that because now the pain is being felt in other places and people are like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, you can't use my money.
You can't give these people $10,000 on a debit card in New York City.
That's insane.
You can't kick out homeless people from this program that's housing.
They need to put immigrants in there right now and say, hey, good luck.
You can't convert community centers that were for a poor community into a place for migrants
to sleep.
You can't have an entire terminal in Arizona devoted to migrants basically just being flown
out.
You can't do that.
So the pressure they applied made it undeniable.
Yeah, it's one thing to have illegal immigration being a problem at the southern border in
Texas.
It's another when they're in Cape Cod.
You have to remake Jaws.
You think I'm going to close this town on the 4th of July?
No, it's the Cinco de Mayo!
You're crazy!
What are you talking about?
Come on, bro!
Cinco de Mayo, that's where everyone comes because someone yelled shark!
It's May 5th, you know?
Independence!
Man, you're going to need a bigger boat.
It's not chasing tomahawks or bluegills, bro.
What?
Farewell my dude, to you fair Spanish.
What's the name for lady in Spanish?
Mujer.
Mujer.
Namasitas!
To you fair namasitas!
Although in Spain they look like white people.
Send them to Mexicans, bro.
He also invented a new category of crime because he's very good at coining, you know, Lion Ted, Small Hands Marco.
He's a copywriter.
Sleepy Joe.
De Sanctimodis was kind of weak.
Birdbrain.
Isn't that what he calls Nikki Haley?
That one's weak too.
Is that what he calls her?
Yeah.
Birdbrain.
Birdbrain.
Birdface.
She's positively avian.
She'll give you chirpies.
I don't know.
What's the name for a... Put that bitch in an aviary.
That's what people have said.
I would never say that.
I say, don't put her in an aviary.
They say, that's what you should do.
I say, okay.
I don't think he thought much thought into that.
No, I don't think.
I think he thought that this birdbrain chick will be gone.
Yeah.
Something I don't have to worry about.
Now he's like, I should have made a better nickname.
Yeah, exactly.
I don't know.
I like it.
I don't know.
Maybe we could go with a lion whore.
So... I like that one.
We'll just, we'll workshop it.
Cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater, maybe.
Bird neck.
So he came up with a new category of crime.
He's going to coin this, and here's the thing.
Calling it right now, I guarantee you this one's going to work and catch on.
I have no doubt.
Migrant crime.
It's a new category.
I don't know if you've heard this, but I came up with this one.
Migrant crime.
There's crime, there's violent crime, there's migrant crime.
We have a new category of crime.
It's called migrant crime.
And it's going to be worse than any other form of crime.
You look at New York City, what's going on where they attack police.
They want to fight police officers.
Our criminals don't even do that so much, okay?
I've never seen them having fistfights with the police officers in the middle of the street.
Two things here.
He does this, and it used to be a rule in radio, repeat the plug three times.
He repeats the term three times always if he wants to make it stick.
He said migrant crime three times.
And what I also love is when you look at the town halls with Donald Trump, you look at all the other town halls, whether it's Nikki Haley, whether it's Ron DeSantis, they're kind of sitting there.
Right, but with Donald Trump you can see on their faces, there's that one guy, maybe you can go back and play, and he's like, I'm telling you, disgusting!
He's saying what I'm thinking!
They emote.
Yeah, they emote.
The wide shot?
Yeah, the wide shot of the guy.
Look at his reaction.
We have a new category of crime.
It's called migrant crime.
And it's going to be worse than any other form of crime.
You look at New York City.
What's going on with the attack police?
They want to fight police officers.
That's right.
Look at that lady.
That lady's like... She looks like the labyrinth junk bun muppet lady.
You think that guy got up that morning and yesterday morning was like, I'm gonna go get fired up tonight.
Yes, exactly.
Let me go to this town hall and get real fired up.
I'm going to the Trump Town Hall PRE-GAME!
Honey, where's my bucket of Coors Light?
That's where I'll drink fucking Coors Light because Bud Light won't pay me fucking nothing.
Sorry, that was a good one.
Steve Austin is in my head now.
Maybe we'll get him on the show.
I don't know.
He's kind of a recluse.
I think he's a liberal dude, isn't he?
No, he's not.
He's more of a moderate.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
So, migrant crime.
Here's what President Trump, uh, he was referring to this.
In New York, we come up with treats made of, there's nothing you can't do.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, oh.
That last guy that comes up, I'm gonna get involved too.
Son of a bitch!
Yes sir, you have failed at crime.
Wearing his backpack that INS gave him.
Yes.
You know what I see when I watch that?
What?
Our greatest strength.
Now.
I hope not because they look pretty freaking weak to me.
I know.
I know.
And here's something, too, just to be prepared to sort of undergird what Donald Trump has been saying.
You will hear this from the left, and we discussed this on the Build a Wall Change My Mind, so you can go and watch that, where they say, actually, immigrants here in this country are more law-abiding than natural-born citizens.
You're talking about legal immigrants, just to be clear.
Illegal immigrants Are not.
They are far more likely to commit violent crimes.
The problem is that you don't have large sample sizes, as far as the data, because it's hard to actually get these answers.
It turns out from people who are here illegally, they don't like to be found.
And it's compounded by the fact that you have people who work at a lot of these polling agencies, and certainly the media, they have no interest in actually finding this information.
But I'll hit you with a few quick statistics.
Just don't allow yourself to be caught flat-footed with this again.
You will hear someone say, actually migrants, immigrants here are more law-abiding.
Not true.
75% of federal drug offenders are illegal immigrants.
What?
Yeah.
They make up 27% of the federal prison population, 9% of the general population, and Mission Control, you can probably pull that number as to how much more likely they are to commit violent crimes.
It's several multiples.
Again, we have to extrapolate from small sample sizes because no one is interested in conducting those studies.
Not to mention the small fact that we're overlooking that 100% of them committed a crime in order to be here.
Yes.
Everyone!
Statistics are easy when you don't count some of them.
Yes, well, that's true.
But see, I just counted all of them.
Oh, wow.
It's 100% true.
It's 100% true. It's 100% 75%?
It's 100%.
75%?
Bring that overlay back up again.
75% of federal drug offenders.
That is astounding.
So let me see.
75% of all criminal defendants who were convicted and sentenced for federal drug were illegal?
That is absolutely mind-blowing.
27% of the federal prison population.
9% of the general... And here's something, too.
When people talk... I've talked about this.
They talk about anchor babies.
Hold on a second.
27% of the federal prison population.
Okay.
Bye!
Yes!
Can we start by deporting, yes, cell block migrants?
Hey, I can cut the Department of Corrections budget or their expenses by 27% tomorrow.
Tomorrow?
Why are we housing them?
The hell is that?
I don't think they want to cut expenses though.
No, of course not.
No, but afuera!
There you go.
That's exactly what we need.
Yeah.
And that's not even counting the number that aren't convicted, or aren't sent, or don't report to their hearings, or don't report to their trials, yeah.
Not to mention, this is the reason that it affects a lot of people, or I think public opinion has turned, it's a much more difficult pill to swallow if you have a son, or you have a daughter, or you have a husband, you have a relative who has been assaulted or killed by someone who had no business being here to begin with.
Because that is, the difference between human nature, people will commit crimes, that happens, evil exists among us.
The difference between that and your government failing you when they knew better.
Yep.
It's much more difficult to accept.
And they lie to you.
Yeah.
You can tell.
Yep.
That sucks.
Being deceived, no one likes to be deceived.
Right.
And then it leads to... There's that old Mark Twain quote, it's like, it's easier to fool a man than to convince a man he's been fooled.
Yep.
That's right.
Good pull.
Good job.
We don't talk about Mark Twain because Huck Finn used the N-word.
Oh, I made it up.
Yeah.
You think that's crazy?
I guarantee you, add a few years on YouTube, you will be demonetized for referencing Mark Twain.
That's how far we've gone.
Make a note.
Wait, really?
I have no doubt.
I have no doubt.
That's how far they're gonna go.
Well, the leftists wanted to ban the book Huck Finn.
Oh, because of... Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn because of the N-word.
Even though it's an anti-racist story!
Right.
Basically, this is, this is, this is the story about fame.
What, do they want to remove the black person from the story?
Well, they want to, yeah, they want to remove the fact that a white kid makes friends with a black kid, and he's like, I'm sorry that they were saying the n-word, that's not nice.
Like, we have to remove it!
Because you say the n-word.
No, honestly, you have to show they're racists!
That's leftist ideology, though.
You can remove racism if you segregate.
Yes.
Context doesn't matter, only content, because then you can use it as a weapon.
So let's go back here to Donald Trump, where he discusses, and I noticed that they didn't discuss this a whole lot.
And we recently did this segment on, you know, the illegal grow farms.
We'll make the link available as it relates to marijuana grow farms and Chinese nationals crossing the border at record rates.
I'm glad that people are discussing this because the problem isn't just and of course you have people who come from shithole countries in South America and in Central America but when you have no mechanism to know who is entering the country then it's a crapshoot and that's what leads to more slaves on earth than ever in recorded history including Sex slaves.
So you don't know if it's someone coming over here to pick heads of lettuce, or if it's someone who's trafficking a young girl, if it's a drug dealer, or if it's a Chinese national who's looking to enter and eventually become a spy and end up in Swalwell's sex dungeon.
So here's Donald Trump discussing Chinese nationals invading through the border.
Customs and Border Patrol announced yesterday that just in three days 452 Chinese nationals have been apprehended by Border Patrol.
And Mr. President, 20,000 Chinese have entered since October.
Does this concern you more than other immigrant groups?
Probably it would because it's China and maybe, what, are they building an army in between?
It was 29,000 people in the last, think of it, 29,000 people and most of those people were young, male, fighting age, okay?
Right.
I don't know what you're thinking, young male fighting age, but they're Chinese, so I'm not that scared.
That's not the point.
No.
They're also young male, short, skinny.
Yeah.
Chinese asshole!
He would have probably elicited a bigger reaction if he said, young male driving age!
They'll be on your roads!
Incredibly handsome.
This is true.
So we talked about this yesterday.
We can bring up all the references that are publicly available.
from 2012 to 2022, less than 15,000 Chinese illegal immigrants.
We have had more than- Total.
Total.
Ten years.
A decade.
Under 15,000.
Last four and a half months, over 20,000.
And that's just the ones who have been caught, and you right now, of course, have an administration who has a vested interest in lowering the number of people caught.
So I'm making an inference.
I can't prove that.
I can prove at least 20,000 versus a decade, 15,000.
I'm willing to bet it's significantly higher.
Gosh, extrapolate that out, man.
We're somewhere around 60,000, 50,000, 60,000 Chinese people coming in a year.
Yeah.
You've still got some time to go here, and they're not doing anything about the border other than cutting razor wire.
Right.
That's a good plan, though.
If you just don't catch people, then you reduce the numbers.
You look good.
Yeah, exactly.
Keep this train rolling, baby!
Like, if you don't get the blood work done, you don't have AIDS.
Oh, and if you don't lay the tracks you can't have the train.
Yep, that's true.
Wait, so let him in.
Well, you can.
You can have the train.
We don't do that anymore, Josh.
I don't know how it works.
I'm old school.
Can we get Thomas the Tank on the show?
I'm sure.
Now.
Call his agent.
He also, and he gave a great answer here, this is kind of quintessential Trump and this is why he's leading by 31 points in Nikki Haley's home state on what his next term will be and if it will be basically based on revenge.
I don't care about the revenge thing.
I know they usually use the word revenge.
Will there be revenge?
Watch this.
My revenge will be success.
Oh, that clip was supposed to be a little bit longer.
But that lady, just to be clear, the lady who asked him the question there, I wish anyone
ever looked at me the way that that lady looked at Donald Trump.
Can we pull up the longer clip?
Because she does it a while.
Can we get that in where she's like, and then she comes back to the microphone and she's like, I can't.
Going through reverse menopause.
Yeah.
It's like one of those, when you have an old vacuum bag that explodes.
Oh, come on.
I thought she was kind of hot.
What?
That's hot.
Yeah.
So Donald Trump also discussed his vice presidential pick.
Thanks for leaving me hanging, guys.
His VP pick.
I told you Tim Scott would be on there.
I told you.
I don't care if he's on there.
I need a black guy.
No, he's already got a black guy.
Byron Donalds.
Done.
I'm just saying.
I need two black guys.
Two Donalds.
Two black guys.
Two women.
Two black guys.
DeSantis and Vivek Fine.
We're gonna break off a pool cue.
Let them fight it out.
Who wants to be my black guy?
I knew Tim Scott would probably make the list, but he's not going to be the guy.
Big teeth!
I think it's just to piss off Nikki Haley.
South Carolina, not you, Nikki.
That's definitely, by the way, why Kristi Noem is in there.
Let's bring up his list.
His short list is Rhonda Santis, Vivek, obviously, Tim Scott, Kristi Noem, Tulsi Gabbard, Byron Donalds.
I'm pretty sure he threw Kristi Noem and Tulsi Gabbard in there because he wants to piss off Nikki Haley.
Because honestly, in your mind, sometimes you can confuse Kristi Noem and Nikki Haley.
Even though Kristi Noem is a much better person.
Don't get me wrong.
But in your head, they're similar.
No, they're not.
Just in how they dress?
Maybe how they present.
Of course, Christina, a respectable woman.
Yeah.
Nikki Haley, not so much.
Not so much, yeah.
I like Byron Donalds and obviously Vivek out of those two.
Byron would be very interesting.
Yeah.
Because he's decimating the media when he goes on these interviews.
Just like Vivek kind of did to CNN where he's pulling out the earpiece and he's like, stop saying that to me!
This guy's killing me!
You've got to let me fight!
And he did worse after he stopped listening to those guys.
Byron Donalds does the exact same thing to the media.
He's pretty good.
I thought he was going to have Byron Allen on there.
Comics Unleashed!
Not his thing.
Presidents Unleashed!
Yes!
Presidents Unleashed!
I love that Comics Unleashed show and everyone was on a leash.
I know.
It couldn't.
It was never norm.
It couldn't be more unleashed.
So here is actually Donald Trump.
We have a clip of what he said as it relates to his VP choice.
The audience has been asked who they think would be a good choice, and various names came up.
One of them was, of course, Vivek Ramaswamy.
He's made a big splash.
Ron DeSantis, who's making an appearance today in South Carolina, we just found out.
Obviously, Tim Scott, Byron Donalds, and a big presence here for Tulsi Gabbard.
Very interesting.
And Kristi Noem as well, I should say.
Are they all on your short list?
And honestly, all of those people are good.
They're all good.
They're all solid.
So question for you, who do you think that Donald Trump, who would you like to see as his vice presidential candidate?
Do you have a specific pick?
Well, you just mentioned it.
I'd like to see Vivek.
Yeah?
Personally, yeah.
He's young, I like him.
How about you?
Uh, you know what, actually, looking at this, I don't think she would take it, but I don't think that Kristi Noem would be bad when you're talking about politically.
Yeah.
Like I said before, I could see it being a Tim Scott type, I've always said that, just because he's someone who will sort of step aside for Donald Trump.
He is the black Mike Pence, you're right.
Yeah, he is a black Mike Pence.
You know, he offsets Donald Trump.
Yeah.
You know, he's from an important state.
So I don't know.
I would see politically one of those making sense.
Tulsi Gabbard would be a problem for me.
And I've had Tulsi on the show, and I know that people on the right have embraced her.
I'm glad that she's willing to discuss ideas.
Her history on the Second Amendment is as bad as it gets, and for me it's a disqualifier.
But you guys can comment below.
Again, I like her as a person.
I would not Put it this way, I would never vote for Tulsi Gabbard or send her a dime politically, even though I like that she has taken some risk and she has parted ways with the Democrat Party.
It would rub me the wrong way if she was.
That's the only one on there that I would for sure go, uh, I don't like that as a pick for VP.
It would be something interesting to look at, though, if she was the vice president pick, because it would be a presidential candidate and a vice presidential candidate that both have kind of deflected from the Democratic Party, in a way.
I mean, not Donald politically, because he was not a politician back then.
I mean, he gave to both because he had to be a businessman, but I agree.
So do you think this is a deepfake, though?
Like, he's basically like, there's a list so that he doesn't have to worry about the candidate that he really wants?
Because he didn't look like he was giving this.
He's like, these are all good people.
Yeah, they're on the list, but he didn't say this is the only Yeah, it wasn't official.
Donald Trump, for as much as he shoots from the hip, with key moves that matter, he kind of keeps it close to the vest sometimes.
So, he's smart with that.
He keeps you on your toes.
Marco Rubio!
Fudge!
No!
Look, look, he had a head.
He was the first man to receive two hand transplants.
Let bygones be bygones.
I'd love to do a hand transplant with Nikki Haley.
Those things are huge.
Have you ever seen her hands?
God, she's got some pointers, baby.
Look like the cover of Wicked.
Did you just hear what happened?
What was that?
This thing is lingering.
So VP, we're all talking about it, but there is, by the way, to address your point, one dark horse you're forgetting.
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But we will go away, and then... I mean, you'll probably run into something else.
But the point is, I'm gonna try and guilt you right now.
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I had to get to another one of my screen tests.
Oh, really?
Oh, that's right, yeah.
How'd it go?
I think it went well.
I actually have the tape again.
I gave it to Tim earlier, if I don't know if you had it.
Oh, boy.
Yeah, I got it.
Hey, I'll be reading for Hannibal Lecter.
Great.
What about him?
My name's Josh.
Thanks.
Any notes or anything I should be doing?
Let's get through the scene first.
Okay.
You're the boss, maybe.
I don't know.
Are you the... Doesn't matter.
Okay, sorry.
What about it?
Why don't you look at yourself and write down what you see?
Or maybe you're afraid to.
Oh, is that where I go?
Oh, sorry.
A census taker tried to test me.
I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Okay, cut.
Try it again, just stick to the script.
Read from Chianti.
Key-on?
Are you sure that's how you say that word?
I'm pretty sure it's Key-on-tee.
It's Key-on-tee.
Key-on-tee.
I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Keon-ry.
Cut.
No.
What happened to sticking with the script?
I did stick with the script.
It says slurp in the script.
A census checker tried to test me once. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Keanu Reeves.
Slurp. Again. A cervix checker once tried to test my fava beans and I ate his liver with a nice
caramel tea.
Chianti.
Chai tea.
Chianti.
A censor taker used to test me when I ate his liver and some fava beans with a nice chai tea.
You know what?
We'll call you.
Keep swinging the bat there, Josh.
There you go.
Yeah, I think I... Josh.
What?
Chianti.
Well, I know that now.
Chianti.
I know that now.
It's a tough one.
By the way, I knew it was a Jodie Foster movie.
I didn't know that that wasn't the role for her.
Right.
I was doing her voice and they thought it was the wrong thing.
And you watched way too much of the newest season of True Detective.
That's true.
I've never seen that show.
Yes, you have.
I know that you have.
That's how I did his research.
It's the lesser of the true detective seasons.
Also, when it says character slurps, you just don't read the words.
Gerald, who are you to give advice on that?
Look, I'm a visionary, Gerald.
I'm playing these roles the way I think they should be played and, you know, things don't have to be remade exactly how they were before.
You don't take that from him.
You served your country.
That's fair.
I'm gay.
Whoa!
I'm gay.
So- Woah!
Where did that come from?
What the hell?
I heard it.
I heard you say it.
And here's the thing, we love you just the same.
I'm glad.
Hey, someone's doing impressions of me.
I don't know what's going on here.
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Basically every time we run one of these we're met with a lawsuit.
We have yet to lose, but this brings us to this week as it relates to the Red Cross,
and something that may surprise you on Mug Club Undercover.
So let me set this up. This is not necessarily new, but yesterday a post started making the
rounds, this screenshot from the Red Cross, and it read, have you ever had a COVID-19 vaccine?
Now, I'm going to go ahead and close this out.
Now, here's the thing, if you answer that question yes, you are directed to call the Red Cross to discuss eligibility as a donor.
And before, and just so you, because sometimes I actually don't know what the investigative unit is working on, and that's by design.
I don't know the names of people.
So when I get sued, they call me in and they go, yeah, what did this person say?
I go, I have no idea.
I don't even know that person's name.
And that's the truth.
Someone have a Bible?
I'll swear on the Bible.
I don't!
I don't know their names!
So, when this story was brought to me, I thought, oh, they're disqualifying people who haven't had the vaccine.
Right.
It's the exact opposite.
And that is what is so alarming here.
We had a journalist reach out to the Red Cross through this phone line and ask them about this post and why they're asking the question.
Have you been vaccinated?
The COVID-19, I don't want to use the term vaccine.
Have you been injected with the COVID-19 mRNA injection?
Listen to their answer because the context is what matters here more than just the content.
And is there any way for like my patients to know if they were getting, you know, vaccinated blood or?
There isn't any way the blood isn't separated, depending, you know, depending on if you're vaccinated or not, it's not separated.
Yeah.
We have a longer version of that clip too that we're going to play for Mug Club.
I couldn't because I had to take my headphones off.
Did she make the comment in there regarding?
A little.
A little shit about the symptoms?
Yeah.
Yeah.
She goes into further detail.
She goes into further detail.
Which is, it's absolutely shocking and insane.
So people got pissed off for kind of the wrong reasons about this on social media.
Yes, what they were saying is they're saying, well, we ask because, you know, people have gotten the vaccine the last two years are still experiencing symptoms.
In other words, they can say out there in public, They can say, no, no, no, myocarditis is not a thing.
As a matter of fact, people are more likely to suffer from myocarditis just from COVID in general than the mRNA injection.
That's the narrative they've been pushing.
Now, if you look at the data, that is not correct.
And if you look at how they have to coach lower-level employees, meaning they're not going to bring this person to meta-analysis, they're not going to explain to them the cross-sectional Data and the different sample sizes.
They're going to say, look, the reason that we're asking is because people who've gotten the vaccine, they still have symptoms, and we can't take blood from people who still have symptoms who've gotten the COVID-19 vaccine.
You have to train up thousands of people out there who are taking donations, so you have to simplify it.
They didn't say, hey, look, look, people who haven't gotten the vaccine, they can't donate blood because they're at risk.
No, it's people who have taken the vaccine in the last two years, they may be at risk.
That is the reason for the screening.
When the rubber meets the road here, they know.
What the media is telling you is not true.
They know to be true what CNN, what the CDC, what ABC, NBC, CBS, what the White House is telling you is not.
Don't believe your lion eyes and ears, and don't believe the people who have to reduce their liability through a very specific set of questions.
We were all really damn surprised.
It's very surprising, and one other thing, if you get in an accident, they revealed this.
And you're unvaccinated?
You're gonna get vaccinated blood potentially.
Right.
You've gone to great lengths to make sure pregnant women that are breastfeeding, my wife, ready to leave her career, She goes in for the, like if she doesn't donate blood in advance and has to get blood after she's given birth for some reason?
Could be somebody's blood that's been vaccinated.
We've gone through, again, great links not to do that.
Which they have acknowledged has a greater risk of symptoms.
Yes, exactly.
That is what is terrifying.
That's how, when people say follow the science, hold on a second, hold on a second.
We're going to play the extended clip.
And we know that Rumble would never ban us, but we're trying to get this show.
We're always supposed to be under an hour, and we always go over an hour, but it's just easier to kill the YouTube feed and just go to Mug Club when we're discussing something like this because... By the way, calling it!
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You were early.
Let me do it one more time.
Wait, wait.
Right on the point.
There we go.
Nice.
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I guarantee you they're going to suspend us going into the election.
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It probably...
You know what?
Three cities.
Three cities that billboard.
Three cities that billboard of 1,000.
Yes, of course.
Yes!
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