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Oct. 31, 2023 - Louder with Crowder
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HALLOWEEN SPOOKTACULAR 2023! Scary Study Reveals Pfizer Hid 80% of Covid Deaths!
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Yeah You
You You
You They're here
What?
Who?
It's the undead.
Not today, poltergeist.
Horror movies don't work with a walzer.
I love you.
La la la la la la la.
La la la la la la la.
You're a strange animal, that's what I know. You're a strange animal, I can't follow.
I'm a strange animal.
We usually have an adaptive- Yeah.
This just looks tasteless at that point.
Do you have some scary sounds on your soundboard there, Yakuza?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, let's see.
Yeah.
No, not soothing sleep sounds.
It's true, I'm tired now.
That's just you.
All right, glad to be with you today on the annual Halloween Spooktacular.
We used to do it live, of course, and then with COVID we couldn't do it anymore, so we just decided we'll do it in the studio.
We do a costume contest every year.
You get a whole swag bag and a lock of...
Gerald's hair.
No.
No.
Yep.
Yep.
You get a lock of Gerald's hair, so if you send in your Halloween costumes with your mug in the picture to me on Instagram or on Twitter, use the hashtag Spooktacular, you'll enter to win the costume contest.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it's going to be announced later by our drag queen of England.
Before we... That's a costume.
Well, let's hit the quick rundown, then we'll show you who we are wearing.
First off, we're going to talk about the history of Halloween here, briefly.
And a lot of you have been asking, who is Mike Johnson?
That's what everyone said, including the house.
Just broke this morning.
Right now it is 1022 Eastern.
Hillary Clinton was heckled about Epstein by a known pedophile hunter, so that's a lot of fun.
And did you know about this?
Pfizer hid nearly 80% of COVID vaccine trial deaths, and Gerald will explain exactly how that happened.
Some creative math.
And on Mug Club, your winners, and of course the hockey incident that's been going around.
Accident or murder?
My question of the day to you, before we move on, is what exactly is your favorite Halloween memory?
You know, one that you can post on, that's not a crime.
Valid.
Alright.
So, before we get into anyone else's costume, I need to be admonished.
You do?
Yes.
I need to be admonished, so guys, hit the admonish button.
Do you have the admonish?
Yeah.
Admonish!
Originally, I was supposed to be, you know, a failed Hamas paraglider.
Now, to be clear, failed, right?
Failed, yeah.
If you remember, we did a sketch about it mocking the death of these Hamas members, so, you know, I feel like we have a pretty good track record of... We do, yeah, yeah.
...of supporting the Jews as opposed to genociding them.
But then it turned out that we were wrong, that the clip that was making the rounds, it was viral, it actually was a Korean paraglider.
This clip is not Hamas.
Yeah, so then that's just a sad clip.
Yeah, it is.
At that point.
So, you know, we added a flag.
We added a flag to the costume there.
Toolman, you don't need to keep it up.
Is the mask already up?
Yes.
We'll get to you in a minute.
Alright, so let's go through the costumes.
Gerald, who are you wearing?
Greed is good, Stephen.
But I'm also Blackrock.
You're Blackrock, I get it.
I'm literally Gordon Gekko and Blackrock.
You're destroying the future of America.
Yes, but for my game.
By the way, wonderful set.
Toolman, don't be afraid to use the wide shot here today because you guys put so much work in.
Joe Lewis broke one of the giant spiders.
He didn't mean it.
He didn't mean it.
But my kids will not be coming by the studio today.
Nah.
We have high-tech Matt.
Well, that one's pretty obvious.
Face the camera.
Oh, Dylan Mulvaney.
That's the best one, and I don't like it.
Killing it.
Yakuza, who are you wearing?
I am one week.
Who?
Juan Huyck.
Oh, Juan Huyck.
Yeah.
Oh, they killed your apparel.
And then this is, it kind of looks like Happy Death Day, Thomas the Tank?
Thomas the East Palestine Tank Engine.
Oh!
That's a different Palestine.
Yeah.
Where the train went down.
That's in America.
Yeah.
It affected half of our employees.
It did.
And then, in third chair, we pulled out all the stops.
When you hear this, you know I'm loving November 9th, 10th, 11th, he's going to be at Good Nights in Raleigh, North Carolina, and his show Off Limits airs Tuesdays on Mug Club.
Brian Callen, who are you wearing, sir?
Glad you asked.
They came to me and they said, Brian, you've got the body to play Ken.
I said, thanks.
That's called genetics.
And then I said, let's throw a hat on me.
The hat that Oppenheimer wore in Oppenheimer.
So I'm Barbenheimer.
You're Barbenheimer because they competed.
They competed at the box office.
They competed at the box office.
I said, let's put them together.
We need more of that.
We've got to bring our country together, Stephen.
That's the reason I do this show.
With the worst of both worlds.
That's exactly right.
We have a mushroom cloud and the Canadian tuxedo.
So everything about that is...
Took me a while to dye my hair this blonde, but it was worth it.
Did they whiten your teeth this morning?
They did.
Or is that just natural... They did?
No, that's after I go to church somehow.
Okay, alright.
So you send in your costume.
You know what guys, how long do I... I can't... Take one of the wires.
I'm gonna have to take one of these off.
Take one off, it's fine.
Is that a wire?
This is the part of the Halloween spooktack here.
Look guys, I'm just gonna... I call this the tale of the show that's probably gonna have a lot of problems.
That's spooky.
I already can't see.
Oh no.
There's way more baby powder.
There's no sand in this.
It's just baby powder.
Fog terrifies me, especially when I'm on a boat.
It scares me because it was the last film that the guy from Smallville did.
No, I was just saying you can't see the rocks because when I navigate...
I don't know if it's that my headphones aren't working.
You created fog and I was... There's going to be a lot today that you're going to have to deal with because nothing is where it should be.
We're kind of almost like old people who are artistic.
Ah!
Ah!
My drink!
Oh wait!
The gun?
Is it loaded?
Fortunately.
There was one.
So at some point today, I guarantee you with the costume contest, which is why we'll announce it of course on Mug Club, you might hear if you're watching on YouTube or see this.
Which means head on over to Mug Club.
Alright, before we get into anything else, here's a TikToker warning people.
You know, Halloween used to be fun.
It did.
Now it's offensive.
You can dress up as anything.
So we lead into it.
You can dress up as anything.
Yeah.
Unless you're Megyn Kelly and you suggest dressing up as Anna Ross.
And then you get fired.
But you get a 50 million dollar gold parachute.
That's not so bad.
It's not so bad.
No.
I mean, I would wear blackface and perform a minstrel show on The View to get a 50 million dollar parachute.
Wait, I'm wearing black rock.
Am I in any danger?
No, you're not in any danger.
You're the whitest man alive.
It's fine.
Okay, that's fine.
You're not tricking anybody.
So here's a tip, and you may need to put on your, I know we wanted to reveal, but you may need to put on your headphones because you're not going to hear the clips.
I just didn't want to mess with my hair.
Can you take your hat off?
Yeah, you can take the hat off now.
Okay, thanks.
Or you can put the hat on above the headphones.
I could do that.
There you go.
I'm going to put my headphones on.
You should probably go to clips soon, huh?
Here's a TikToker warning people.
You know, we used to warn people about, for example, like if a film was rated R, don't take your kids or, you know, don't play with blasting caps.
Now they warn you that dressing up as Native American is hurtful.
It's almost Halloween and I don't want to see any of this.
Or this.
And definitely not this.
They tried to wipe Indigenous people off of the map.
They banned our cultural practices, our ceremony, our language, our regalia.
So to see people put on a Cheap Party City imitation costume of what we used to be killed for wearing is deeply hurtful and distressing.
Not only that, but a sexy Pocahontas costume just perpetuates the sexualization of our women, which directly contributes to the missing and murdered Indigenous women, girls, and two-spirit people.
He's reversing our life!
He is!
paying homage to our culture the way that you think you are when you do this.
It is not cultural appreciation, it is appropriation.
When you do this, you are actively harming the community that you claim to be appreciating.
So please think twice as you're shopping for Halloween costume ideas,
because my culture is not a costume.
I won't even think once.
Ha ha ha!
By the way, that guy's not Native American either.
He has a unibrow and a five o'clock shadow.
He's half Lebanese and Irish.
Who is he fooling?
Native Americans are a hairless people.
Perfectualize our women.
Fine!
They're ugly bitches.
Happy?
Yeah.
And by the way, not true at all.
As you all know, my crush as a child was a Native American walk-on role on Seinfeld with the tobacco store Indian.
Native American women are absolutely beautiful.
That guy, I'll be willing to bet, he's probably closer to being a member of Hamas than he is a Comanche.
He's dressed like a ball boy as well.
That's his costume.
So I'd like to see his family tree, please.
He just reversed our line.
It's not appreciation, it's appropriation.
That's exactly what you... You twisted it.
It is appreciation, and now you're saying it's appropriate.
You know who's not offended?
Native Americans.
No, they aren't.
And by the way, you gave us a lot of great costume ideas for next year.
So thanks for that.
It's only offensive if you're dressed like a Native American and you're using real bald eagle feathers.
That's where I draw the line.
What if I go around scalping people?
That's okay.
Depends on the people.
They've been taken off the endangered list.
Have they?
Bald eagles, yeah.
So scalp them.
Scalp them.
Until they're bald.
Stupid white head that's not the same color as the rest of your body.
Stupid.
I think you're better than all the other hawks.
I know they're not bald.
Birds of prey.
Just an overgrown hawk.
Yeah.
Too dumb to realize when a fish is too heavy you get caught in the bog.
You get what you deserve, bald eagle.
You've seen that?
What are they, like, drowned out?
Like, just let go of the fish!
No!
I can't do it, I gotta eat!
Are you gonna drown?
Trying to flap your way out of the water?
You know what, it's a perfect example, too, of how desensitized we are, because you watch Nature Channel, right?
Now, all of a sudden, I'm seeing things that are 2,000 feet under the sea, that look like a glow puck.
And I was like, well, yeah, sure, I see that every day.
And one time, I actually saw in real life a hawk pick a fish out of the lake and fly.
I was talking about it for, like, two weeks.
I know.
And it wasn't in 4K slow-mo up close.
I was like, do you see that?
The bird had a fish!
It's amazing!
I didn't even know they did that.
So exciting.
You have to get someone else to verify.
My dad, who's older than me, was like, what in holy hell?
A bird with a fish?
We must go there!
And like, it's probably gone now.
It's like, well, I'll take my chances.
We sat out all night.
You can't see it in the dark, Stephen.
Yeah, to see what you scroll through immediately on TikTok.
Alright, let's move on here.
A little bit of a history of Halloween, just because it's kind of fun.
Yeah!
Let me ask you this.
And I understand where people are lining up here.
Like, as far as Halloween, you go to Spence.
One time in Plattsburgh, New York, there was Champlain Mall.
Comment below if you guys are from upstate New York and you remember Champlain Mall.
I still have nightmares about that place.
But there was a hotel, there was a Comfort Inn with a water slide down the block.
This is all true, these are my childhood memories.
We used to travel to Plattsburgh, New York, to go to Champlain Mall so we could eat Taco Bell, because we were raised in Canada, which sucks.
And then, we would go to the Comfort Inn because they had a water slide, which by the way, didn't have running water down the slide, so you just left three layers of skin.
Just a dry slide?
Just a streak of blood.
Could you just get wet first and provide your own water?
A water slide is so... I don't know, were there mirrors on the ceiling and the comfort in as well?
Yeah, there was.
That was more by request.
No!
Dry water slide.
But I remember at the Plattsburgh, the Champlain Mall, where there was a Spencer's right next to a Christmas store, or the Yankee Candle Store, and you see Spencer's, and you see hell and Satan, and then you see the love and joy of Christmas.
I enjoy both, but one of them is clearly a better holiday.
That being said, you do have some of the often new ultra-charismatic Christians who take it a little too far.
I think there's a way to, and you can comment below, I think there's a way to celebrate something that is a cultural holiday in the United States and not partake in some of the pagan historical elements.
There are also elements of the Catholic Church that tie into this, and the same goes for Christmas.
We just kind of have to pick a date.
So each year on Halloween, it's common to hear people equating dressing up and trick-or-treating with demon worship.
You draw your own conclusions.
Make sure it's gonna celebrate this day because it's not a Jesus day, it's a devil day.
Do you understand that people literally put, like, spells on candy?
Literally!
You think it's innocent.
You're opening the door for those spirits and that spiritual warfare and that witchcraft that come into you and your children's lives.
Just make sure you don't vote!
How does democracy work?
I don't know.
Now I just drank baby powder.
I'm gonna move my actual drink to over here.
I'll drink to over here.
Gross.
So let me give you a brief.
So here's a fast fact one.
Okay.
Halloween, it's a hybrid of a Christian and Pagan holiday.
Now, to be clear, there was an ancient Roman festival, I think it was pronounced Lemuria, and then in 609 A.D.
the Catholic Church started All Saints Day, May 13th.
Okay.
It was a festival that was exercising malevolent spirits.
And then they kind of did this to co-op a holiday, right?
What happened is, if you look at the early church, they were saying, okay, these pagan people have a holiday they're already celebrating.
How do we bring them into the fold?
You know, they probably already have a day off work.
There you go.
Kind of like Labor Day.
Let's just bring in one of our holidays and, you know, we'll be across the parking lot.
Hey, come on over here.
Ours is more fun.
It did the same thing in 837 A.D.
The Catholic Church then moved All Saints Day to November 1st to coincide with the Celtic holiday, Samhain.
Or Samhain, however you pronounce it.
Gawain sings a song, Strange Animal.
So it's pagan traditions that were combined, kind of co-opted by the Christian Church back then.
They mixed it up, they gave this holiday, they created All Hallows' Eve.
And just to be clear, that's kind of what happened with Christmas.
Now, we're celebrating the birth of Christ.
Right.
And I understand some people say, oh, Santa is demonic.
Or they'll say, oh, you know, the tree is pagan.
Yeah, but again, we don't know the exact day that Jesus Christ was born.
So they picked a day, likely when the Babylonians celebrated the winter solstice.
They said, OK, we have these people who we view as pagan.
We want to proselytize.
We want to bring people into the fold.
So let's take something they're already celebrating, and let's sort of combine it, hybrid it.
Yeah.
I like that.
It's kind of like modern fusion cuisine, only hopefully you're saving souls.
Right, exactly.
Holiday appropriation.
Yeah.
That's all.
It's to appreciate your day.
Yes.
And, uh, did you have something you wanted to add to that?
No, no, no, no, no.
Okay.
I didn't know.
It's hard for me to hear.
Fastact 2.
You know, I don't know if you know this, Guy Foulkes is actually the guy to blame for trick-or-treating in America.
Really?
Yes.
Okay.
Yeah.
The Irish, they imported Guy Fawkes.
Oh, that guy.
Guy Fawkes.
Oh, yeah.
The V for Vendetta.
I just don't want to say the word and then get bleeped on YouTube.
Oh, Guy Fawkes.
Fawkes.
Fawkes.
I've used it in a different sense.
Guy Fawkes.
I tell you what, that guy Fawkes.
Now that guy Fawkes.
He does.
I mean, you get that mask, you cannot keep the ladies off you.
And that brings us to the tale of the...
...foking guy.
I mean, it works.
Can you take the fade off then, or no?
You know what, here.
That actually brings me to the tale of Thomas the Tank has bad peripheral vision and is missing his timing.
FFFF- 🎵
You guys got to it right.
Yeah.
OOF FFFF-
🎵 I'm just stuck to my tent.
It's not going to be one of those days, Tim.
So they imported the Guy Fawkes Day with the old world tradition of souling, which was by the way receiving treats in exchange for prayers for lost loved ones.
That doesn't seem nice.
And by the way, all you V for Vendetta asshats out there, do you understand that the guy, first off it was a failed plot, it was a failed bomb plot, and he was looking to re-establish a religious oligarchy.
Oops.
But do you know why the trick-or-treat part?
He had the suburbs, right, that they started kinda, they were on the rise, they were so
hot back then, candy companies sort of decided to capitalize and it became modern day trick-or-treating,
the second biggest holiday.
But do you know why the trick-or-treat part, I mean maybe it's not completely why, but
when they didn't have a lot of sugar during the war, the kids actually would go and just
like destroy people's houses.
Yeah, they still do it in Detroit.
Well, they do, but that's just because they're angry and they're future doctors and lawyers.
So they have to get that out of their system.
But the candy companies actually started doing this and they said this is at least, basically, it's like the kids unionized and threatened enough people to get candy and finally got candy as an entire holiday.
I don't think God likes Halloween.
Because of cavities, guys.
Cavities.
Oh, that's true.
That's true.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Did you forget about that?
I mean, he did give us teeth.
Yeah, I guess he likes tooth decay.
Okay.
I'm sure he probably had it.
There could possibly be a way to avoid it.
He had a hand in the Weston Price Foundation, I think.
It was their predestination.
Second biggest commercial holiday.
I didn't know that.
Yeah, behind Christmas.
That's crazy.
It's huge.
I thought Thanksgiving would be higher, but I mean, maybe not.
So if you're a Christian out there, is there a way to celebrate something?
It's a cultural holiday.
It's not a religious holiday in the United States.
Do you think you can separate the two?
And I think if you're dressing like a demon covered in your own intestines, you're probably taking it a little far.
Different than like a superhero.
Covered in your own intestines?
It's really tough when you have, like, two or three-year-olds.
You have to find a neighborhood that's, like, stimulating, but not too scary.
I mean, just the other day, I was at Costco.
I shit myself.
There was a display.
Eight feet high, and then they put it on crates, and I just walked by, I went, ooooh, you know, it's all tight.
I mean, you know, I had to use the bathroom, and it's, they're like Turkish prisons.
You have blazing wings, though, so that's really wild.
Yeah, really, I should really blame Buffalo Wild.
Yeah, yeah.
Just shit yourself.
That's a terrible costume.
Who are you?
A guy who shat himself?
Oh, wow, that's, yeah.
Oh, you really did?
Oh, God, now I'm a guy who throws up everywhere.
There we are.
Guy shits.
Oh God, what are you dressed up as?
Hepatitis?
It's shots, okay?
It's pronounced shots.
So let's get into this now, it's been long enough where we, with the frivolity, but it's Halloween, right?
It's time for fun and demonic sacrifice.
What we know about Mike Johnson, okay?
So this is one of those things, when it was announced, and I tell you, I try and be as transparent as possible.
I did not know who this guy was, and no one here who does this for a living knew who he was.
Now, once I saw some clips, I said, oh yeah, I remember him.
I only remembered him questioning Ray at one point, Christopher Ray.
And I go, oh, OK, that rings a bell.
But aside from that, there really isn't a whole lot that people knew.
And I thought, well, this probably is going to be a compromise on all sides if they pick someone like that.
Turns out that that's not exactly the case.
The more I learn about him, the more I like.
And so for our next spooky lore, we call this The Tale Of the unknown speaker.
It's just baby powder, guys!
It's supposed to be milk!
Look at this!
It's like a 2-to-1 ratio and you guys went with 10-to-1.
Oh, my asthma.
Okay, Piggy.
Sorry.
Alright, so, October 25th, Mike Johnson.
Johnson is the name, was elected as Speaker of the House, and of course, Mike Johnson is already making waves.
Sorry, nothing's going right today.
Wrong Johnson.
Here's the right clip.
Yeah, yeah.
I just want to make clear, first of all, that I do not have the AIDS disease, because I know a lot of you want to know that, but an HIV virus.
Sorry, wrong.
There are just so many Johnsons.
Toolman, do you have the right one queued up?
Can you see it?
Yeah.
Okay, here's the right.
This is Mike Johnson, new speaker.
Here you go.
The founders viewed the ability to amend the Constitution as one of its most important features.
We'll hear about a proposed amendment introduced by Representative Ralph Norman to impose term limits on members of Congress.
We'll also hear about the balanced budget amendment, which would impose a measure of fiscal discipline that Congress has lacked in recent decades.
Mr. Speaker, do you support additional aid to Ukraine?
We all do.
We're going to have conditions on that, so we're working through it.
What kind of conditions?
We want accountability, and we want objectives that are clear from the White House.
Johnson is funding the $14.3 billion in aid to Israel with cuts to the Inflation Reduction Act, specifically... You've heard of a bowl cut?
That's a walk cut.
So, sorry, we got the wrong clips.
They're...
What?
Oh.
Yep.
Oh.
What?
Why?
Well, that's my admonished button for the day, Mr. Paraglider.
Yeah.
Hope you enjoy.
Check his pants.
Yeah.
Oh, God.
We are children.
Yes, we are.
Poo-poo is always funny.
I'm actually seeing stars.
Let's keep that to a minimum.
So who is Mike Johnson?
Alright, here's what we know.
Let's go through these, the Fast Facts, so you guys have these right at your ready.
Here, you hit Fast Fact 1.
Boom!
Oh, it's spooky!
There we go.
Spared no expense.
Yeah, no, we spared absolutely no expense.
I really, I would like to drink something, but I'm fearful of the...
That's like a 10 to 1 ratio of mostly water, but there is baby powder.
There's a little bit, yeah.
It's gritty.
Mike Johnson.
Okay, what we know is actually that he is a devout Christian, so that is something that we know.
He's been pretty outspoken about it.
He's not a super experienced guy, so we're going to make all the references available at ladderwithcrowder.com or link in the description.
So let's go through.
I think we have four or five fast facts that you guys need to know on these key positions.
He is a devout Christian, which is why we call this the tale of no surprise.
People are curious.
What does Mike Johnson think about any issue under the sun?
I said, well, go pick up a Bible off your shelf and read it.
That's, that's my worldview.
Now, I really, I do appreciate that answer.
However, however, that won't answer every question.
Has anybody noticed how good his skin is?
I think he's 52.
Jesus is good for your skin.
It seems to be that way.
He reads the Bible.
I don't know if he's grinding it up like into a mulch and putting it in retinol serum paste.
I'm just saying that Christianity really clears up your skin.
It answers most questions.
But it's...
...
It clears the fog is what I'm trying to say.
Brian wants to play the game.
Brian wants to play the game.
Here's the tale of the third chair who doesn't understand that you have to set it up by saying this is the tale of
insert title here Damn it
All bod and no brains.
I know, I'm just hot.
I hope you're not engineering our planes for crying out loud.
He's pro-life, Johnson, in case you were wondering.
He does fall in line with a lot of what you would consider mainstream Republican views, but he also would be considered Trump populist in some ways, which rubs some people the wrong way.
Not me.
Some people.
So, Johnson tweeted this after Roe was overturned.
He said, and now finally, because Roe v. Wade was overturned last summer, and Louisiana is now a proudly pro-life state, we will get the number of abortions to zero, is what he said.
Okay, yeah.
There we go.
Why?
I'm just making sure you're awake.
Okay.
I mean, it's Mike Jones.
I was clearly awake.
I was reading a quote.
Yes, but he's a boring guy.
We'll make him fun.
Hit like!
Yeah!
You're glad to have Mike Johnson leading it?
Let's just stop with it.
No, no, no, hit like if you want Stephen to be shocked more.
No, don't hit like if you want Stephen to be shocked more.
That's right, there is no thumbs down button, they did away with it, so just... Just hit like, we could use it for the algorithm.
Let me go into this next one.
Here's also pro-traditional marriage.
That's another key fact you need to know.
He filed a Supreme Court, or I guess several briefs, against same-sex marriage as an attorney for the Alliance Defense Fund.
You really did electrocute me.
A little bit.
Defense Fund.
We didn't have to method act it.
They put a little shocker in my chair.
We just could have done an effect.
So the Alliance Defense Fund is an evangelical Christian legal group.
And by the way, it's also a designated hate group by the Southern Poverty Law Center.
So it's ringing a lot of bells.
Right.
Also, the largest bell, Meghan McCain, is upset about all of the homophobia.
So that's a ringing endorsement.
She said, So we just elected a raging homophobe to speaker?
Way to break stereotypes and win over hearts and minds.
You're just the basic white broad version of Anna Navarro.
Raging homophobe?
I don't know.
I'm a Republican, but I like gays.
Okay, fine, I guess.
What does that even mean?
Oh yeah, by the way, I have Dianne Feinstein here in the studio.
Feinstein.
Is that what you were pointing to?
Feinstein.
That's fine.
We put in all that work.
I'm still dead.
Wow, that was a terrible voice.
We put in all that work and you guys may have missed it.
Dianne Feinstein, what do you think?
I don't know.
Why does she have seaweed on her?
We pulled her out of the ground.
It wasn't a burial at sea!
It's not a burial at sea!
That didn't sound like a pirate!
You guys just got a little crazy.
Maybe they buried her at sea.
Well, that's Moss.
To be fair, that could be Moss.
She was buried in a pine grove.
You're gonna take off that one?
Yeah, now you won't get electrocuted anymore.
Is there anything more annoying than someone using cover of, I used to be a Republican, or I'm a conservative, but... And, you know, Meghan McCain is just one of those people.
Anna Navarro, you are sure to get a contributorship, or a spot on The View, or CNN, or MSNBC, if you're a turncoat.
And by the way, they don't care about you.
They don't like you.
You're Judas!
They're using you.
And remember one time she goes, I'm a Republican chick who also likes sex.
How do you think there came to be all of these Republicans?
It's like she just picks the negative stereotype of conservatives that the left tries to portray, that the left tries to perpetuate, and says, yeah, and I'm not those.
Well, neither is anybody else.
You're just an idiot.
So when idiots really don't like this speaker, it tends to nudge me toward, you know, his side, his side of the spectrum.
I go, okay, maybe this guy has something to offer.
Here's another key fact, fast fact number two.
Let's make it spooky.
Very nice.
Yeah!
He also challenged the 2020... That was not... That wasn't spooky at all.
That laugh scares me a little.
That was the most... That's a self-soothing boo?
Yeah.
Laughs?
Laughs are scary.
No, it's the tale of what?
It's the tale of creepy laughs!
And when you combine that with fog... It's too long of a title!
Just move!
I'm not good at this game dude.
I'm not witty when I go.
It's a generational gap.
You never watch Are You Afraid of the Dark.
Yeah, I never did.
I didn't either.
I auditioned for it, and I was a ringer.
I was brought in as a token white guy.
I've told that story.
You did, yes.
It's in my mouth.
I don't know if I told it on Mug Club.
I auditioned, I was playing a character whose last name was Wang, and it was the tale of the misfortune cookie.
And it didn't dawn on me until I was reading the lines.
Whoops.
And I realized I was the only non-Asian in the audition room.
I was like, ugh.
It was my first audition ever.
Really?
It shattered me.
Really?
Yeah.
Did you get it?
Aww.
Why is everyone so mean today?
Is it just because we decided on a tasteless costume?
I guess those are you and your cheap tricks.
So this guy challenged Mike Johnson.
He challenged the 2020 election and he supported President Trump during the impeachment.
So let me go on through this.
We've already done enough though.
We'll go back to it.
He was one out of 37 House Republicans who voted to sustain objections against the 2020 election certification and he served as part of Trump's impeachment defense team.
Here he is, actually.
He's got a sense of humor.
He has a sense of humor, which I like, because you might think, oh Christian, he must be a fuddy-duddy
gloating outside of Pelosi's office after Trump's impeachment acquittal.
Yeah, uploaded that. That's awesome, I love that. That's funny. That's fun. That's good. He's got a
little bit more going on than Mike Pence, you know. He's got the kind of same kind of biblical
understanding, but then, you know, he's not, you know.
They were talking about, I don't remember if it was Iowa or it was New Hampshire, they were going through some polls.
And of course, Donald Trump is far and away number one.
Nikki Haley was number two.
And then they basically said, and since this was conducted before Mike Pence dropped out, but they made it a point to say it was just a rounding error.
So they gave it to the next closest candidate on the list.
It was less than 2%.
I just wish they would have said, no change.
My pants dropped out at no change.
It affected things zero.
And here's something, because we have said this before, people in the House, people in the Senate, most important issue of our time is certainly big tech censorship.
So key fact number three, make it spooky, there you go, is this guy is...
By the way, he's very openly taking the fight to the left.
Now, I don't know how much he can actually do.
Let me sort of give a caveat here.
You see, a lot of these people who you think are more conservative, then they get to a position of authority and all of a sudden they start making compromises.
But it is important to have someone who is at least starting off with, all right, we need to address Section 230.
We need to address the utilities sort of legal... well, Section 230, let's just go through that, where they're basically treated as utilities as opposed to platforms.
And he's in favor, by the way, of repealing 230.
Yeah.
To be clear.
Now, a lot of people are in favor of repealing it, but he's in a position now where he might be able to lead the charge to do something about it.
Right.
I was about to say, we'll actually see what he thinks about 230 because now he's Speaker and he can hopefully push this thing forward.
Yes.
Or if he's just blustering like everybody else.
Right.
And you see a lot of that.
So here he is actually questioning Christopher Wray on the Biden, former Vice President Biden administration's efforts.
To have, not efforts, them having big tech censor Americans.
Now before we go to it, a couple things that I thought were key, and this is why we're showing this.
He was asking, he was drilling down on the question, who determines misinformation?
And this is something we've talked about on this show quite a bit, because when you have GenSec and you have the administration telling Spotify that they should be getting rid of Joe Rogan, or censoring Joe Rogan, that's a problem.
When you have this administration working directly, colluding with people in meta and alphabet,
Google, YouTube, right, as it relates to vaccines and lockdowns, in which science is permitted,
we'll get to the COVID vaccine death rate. Well, not death rates, the deaths that were
actually lied about that were covered up by Pfizer.
When you see that collusion, you are no longer a private entity.
And then he also goes on to call out Christopher Wray when he tries to say, no, this only has to do with foreign threats.
Again, the reason that matters is the Democrat Party has gotten a foothold with big tech under the guise of Russia, Russia, Russia.
That's what they used and said, we need to regulate this more because we could have foreign bad actors affect the elections.
And as we saw when you sat down and spoke with Dr. Epstein, the last election, you don't need to get to Dominion, you don't need to get to the ghost of Hugo Chavez rigging the votes, you can just look at the number of votes that were switched through big tech intervention.
That changed the election, period.
I'm kind of amazed that Republicans or Conservatives win any elections ever.
Considering Google, YouTube, Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, what they do, which is why we're incredibly grateful for Rumble, and of course you can join Mug Club at lightearthcrowder.com slash Mug Club.
We don't, you know, we don't make any money off of YouTube, so I know other people are leading that way now.
We've been doing it for a long time.
Here is Mike Johnson, the right Johnson, questioning Christopher Wray.
The evidence shows you, your agency, the people that directly report to you, suppressed conservative-leaning free speech about topics like the laptop, the lab leak theory of COVID-19's origin, the effectiveness of masks and COVID-19 lockdowns and vaccines, speech about election integrity in the 2020 presidential election, security of voting by mail, even parody about the president himself, negative posts about the economy.
They did this under the guise that it was disinformation.
Can you define what disinformation is?
Our focus is on malign foreign disinformation, that is, foreign hostile actors who engage in covert efforts to abuse our social media platforms, which is something that is not seriously in dispute.
I have to stop you for time.
That's not accurate.
You need to read this court opinion because you're in charge of enforcing it.
And your Bible.
This guy makes DeSantis look like Al Franken.
I like his line of questioning there.
He pressed him on this and said it and the guy's like, international.
He's like, oh, no, no, no, no, no.
We're looking at foreign threats.
Everything I just listed to you was not a foreign threat.
Right.
I mean, unless you count COVID.
Well, no, it was, it was from China.
I get it.
But it was Ron DeSantis talking with doctors.
It's doctors in California.
It's us.
It's every YouTuber that had the balls, not everyone did, to go out there and actually say what was going on.
We're not Russian!
We're not foreign misinformation specialists!
You quoted the CDC and it resulted in a suspension.
But that's a foreign election interference claim now.
No, no, no, it's okay.
You're allowed to question elections now.
You know that.
That was Neil Mohan.
You are.
Yeah, you're allowed to.
You know why?
Remember that happened?
We talked about it on this show.
I said, call me to the mat because they're preparing.
If they lose the next election, they will say that there was interference.
There was Russian interference.
That's why they have to allow it.
They allowed it, right, from 2016 all up until 2020.
They said, okay, we're not going to allow it.
And I said, ah, it's allowed again.
Tell me that doesn't affect a constitutional republic.
It really is the biggest issue of our time because if you can't actually speak freely, and I'm not talking about going out and calling people to commit violence, you know, like Black Lives Matter and the Summer of Love, I'm talking about questioning, for example, data that's presented by people with a vested interest in certain pharmaceutical companies with opposing data from other scientists.
Yeah.
That's what we're talking about.
We're talking about shining a light on corruption.
You know, investigative journalism is almost impossible to do because you have these big tech entities that don't even honor the laws of their state.
It's a single-party consent state.
I don't need the person who is engaged in a pedophile ring to consent to being recorded on camera.
That's the whole point to investigative journalism.
Exactly.
And look, if you aren't familiar with what he mentioned a minute ago about the Robert Epstein interview, it was just a few weeks ago.
Go out to our channel on Rumble and find it and watch it.
We'll put it out on social media.
It will absolutely shock you because everybody that's focused on Dominion voting machines and all that stuff, look, those things are important.
But big tech can swing elections from here on out and you won't even know.
Yep.
You'll just wake up surprised and think, oh, I guess my guy didn't win.
Why do you think France and UK Parliament wants to get rid of Rumble?
Yeah.
Think about that for a second.
They actually want to get rid of a website that actually, that actually would be in line with 230, that hosts any point of view, provided they are not breaking the law.
Right.
They actually want to get rid of it?
Yeah, France.
They flipped the bird to the entire government of France and the UK Parliament sent a letter saying that they wanted Rumble to remove XYZ content.
They had a whole laundry list.
And if not, that they wanted to ban Rumble from their lands.
Which, to me, are largely irrelevant.
How do you say Rumble in French?
Rumbel?
Rumbel.
Yeah.
Les Incombitants.
Just play it cool, boys.
I'm going to ramble.
Not like those dirty Puerto Ricans.
They don't know a good ramble when they see one.
I'm going to go do a muscle-up.
My strength will amaze you.
I'm still very gay.
And Mike Johnson, by the way, he does seem to be an actual conservative, and again, This isn't the only reason.
You're not just talking about, you know, rubbing it in people's faces.
Policy matters.
Values matter.
But it's a pretty good sign when the left hates him as much as they do.
Here is a sample.
The more we learn about the man suddenly thrust into the spotlight of House speakership, the more he resembles his version of the modern Republican Party.
It's a little unfortunate.
He was out there saying the Dominion voting machine.
Oh my god.
The stuff that costs money.
Isn't that fake?
Pushing the crazy scandals about how our voting machines were broken.
The crazy conspiracies out there.
He hasn't had to answer that.
He hasn't had to answer the tough questions on his gay positions.
He did some softball questions on guns last night.
He hasn't had to answer the fact that he's for constitutional carry.
The most extreme gun views.
Yes, I want to take a look at that curl.
What?
that his election as Speaker was an act of God. Talk about a bit of a humble brag there.
Funt?
His views on policy are essentially what you'd expect from a religious fundamentalist. They're
more divisive than they are defined. A man who appeals to all factions of the Republican Party,
the MAGA faithful, the social conservatives, the white nationalists, and the horny Beetlejuice
goblins. 40 writers.
Yeah.
The best they can come up with.
Fundamentalist?
Making fun of a woman who is actually pretty.
She's an insufferable funt.
What's her show, Inside Gensaki?
Is that what it is?
Inside With.
That doesn't even make sense.
Inside what with Gensaki?
Pronunciation?
Spotify?
And that gay guy there, he makes gay William look like Steve Reeves.
Can you believe the most extreme form of carry?
The constitutional one!
The fact that he used that verb, it was like, you realize what you just said, right?
Just call it something else!
Call it, you know, carry without a permit, which of course I support, but for your own dumb listeners, they're like, oh my gosh, you can carry without a permit?
Yeah, like Vermont, just to be clear.
You can just go in, purchase a firearm, at least it was up until, I don't know if they changed it recently, where you can open carry, you can seal carry, you don't need a permit.
Why?
Because it's your constitutional right and you go through a criminal background check anyway.
So they can't stand this guy.
Then again, they hate every Republican speaker.
Let's just be clear about this.
It's fun.
The reasons they dislike him are reasons that I would like him.
But remember when these people tried to make George W. Bush out to be the most extreme right-winger in existence?
Now they love him!
Well, right now they go, you know, I just saw this on CNN the other day, they're going, you know, it's not like the days of Ronald Reagan or even George W. Bush, the moderate Republican.
I can't tell you how many posters and punk rock albums I saw comparing him to Hitler.
Oh yeah.
Rage Against the Machine, NoFX, you want to go through the list?
There was a Rock Against Bush album!
Green Day, American Idiots, I think it was the biggest album of that year, everywhere on CNN.
No WMDs, no WMDs, everywhere.
And now they say, no, no, no, we like them now.
So the point is, if they're going to hate you anyway, let your freak flag fly.
Let your freak flag fly.
Don't try and find common ground based on a lie.
It's ridiculous.
And we don't have to do that.
I don't know if we've had to hit the YouTube dump button.
That's why you can join Mug Club and the hell's the difference.
I'm going to drink from it.
No, I have it in a cup as well.
I just blow it that way.
And my cup is that way.
I'm bad at creating thoughts.
That's what she said.
You know, I looked at you and I was like, I'll do it different.
Alright, here's a fun story.
This is just breaking this morning.
Hillary Clinton Sorry, I threw up in my mouth a little.
Hillary Clinton was heckled, and this was from a known pedophile hunter, about Jeffrey Epstein.
I call this the tale of the cankled pedophile enabler.
BOOM!
Then you want somebody who's going to get you?
I'm not going to get you.
Is this really necessary, guys?
Is this really necessary?
Is this really necessary guys? Is this really necessary? Is this really necessary sir?
Wow.
Just drag him out.
26 times, by the way.
Also, why are you dressed like a 2016 era Steven Seagal?
Can you play that clip again of Hillary Clinton?
She just decided, like, she's just giving up, but instead of giving up in a pantsuit, she's like, I'm gonna wear the Chinese wushu uniform.
It hides her girdle.
Then you want somebody who's gonna get up every day.
Hey Hillary, watch your husband.
Alright.
So the man in the video is Alex Rosen, who's known for exposing pedophiles.
It's become kind of a hobby, which is one of the few trends I like on social media.
That's actually not so bad.
No, it's not so bad.
Think about that for a second.
Like if your friend said you want to come to my island and you'd be like, I guess once.
Yeah.
But on the 25th time, what are you going there for?
How great is that island?
Just to hang out on the beach?
On the fifth time with Kevin Spacey and Chris Tucker.
That is a weird trio.
Something's going on.
If you go through the call logs, it's Kevin Spacey, Chris Tucker, Bill Clinton.
On that flight.
They're on their way somewhere else.
There's cheap fuel.
He plays it nonchalantly.
The pilot's like, oh, sorry, this is your captain speaking.
I forgot to fill up.
I don't know where we're going.
Oh, I guess we have an island here.
We'll check that out.
Wait, that's not sex island, is it?
That's pedophile island.
I don't know, but they have diesel.
This plane runs on diesel.
No.
But we should take a sex break.
Yeah.
Let's stop for a day.
Anybody want a massage?
Pedophile union rules.
Massage by somebody with small hands?
Pedophile.
I'm sorry, did you say sex break or sex day?
We can make it a day.
Both.
Yeah.
Let's make a day of it.
We're on our way to Africa.
No, I'm just confused.
We're making a sex day trip.
You think his wife was like, 26 times, huh?
You guys must be close.
Ah, it's a boys thing.
I remember they tried to tie it in, like for example, they mentioned Alan Dershowitz.
You can see he was on there once or twice.
I don't want to be here.
They try and tie it in, like what about Republicans?
If you understand the history of Epstein and Donald Trump, we've done a whole segment on it.
He kicked him out of Mar-a-Lago as soon as he found out that he was a creep.
Bill Clinton And Alex, sorry, Jeffrey Epstein.
Did I say Alex Epstein earlier?
Alex Epstein's different, okay?
Jeffrey Epstein and Bill Clinton were like this!
Yeah, they had a timeshare on that island.
That's a timeshare.
When you go to somebody 26 times, that's basically your timeshare.
With Jeffrey.
Which, by the way, you may find me on the log, but the reason is because if I attended their Sex Island timeshare seminar, I got a free flat screen.
This is back when plasmas were very expensive.
They were like $2,000.
Yeah, but they didn't give me one.
It's true.
Come on.
I only got the sound bar.
Nice.
So here is Alex Rosen, by the way, and his team, just in case you're not familiar with him, pretending to be 14 year olds.
Or I guess he's pretending to be a 14 year old boy.
It's a group of them.
I don't know if all of them are pretending to be 14.
That might be tough to pull off.
But one of them is pretending to be 14 and they catch a huge creep.
I was here to mentor and to just rub lube because I heard his skin was like, you know, a little bit bumpy.
Can you shut up?
Can you shut your mouth?
Then you said, I'm an a** right now and I'm horny as f**k. My d**k is hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.
I mean, how hard is a d**k?
Come on, my d*** is as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.
I mean how hard is that?
That's gotta be pretty rock solid.
And then you sent a picture of your d***.
I think you might have been bluffing.
And then the guy goes to jail.
Wow.
Is that a real cop?
No.
Well, I'm not exactly sure with that clip.
Hey, Mission Control, can you give us the context there?
Because otherwise I would be an impersonated police officer.
My favorite one, find this and give it to me, I don't know if it is Alex Rosen, is where he lets a guy know at a supermarket.
He walks up to him and he goes, Hey, we know who you are.
You know, we were the ones pretending to be a 17, whatever, 14 year old boy.
And, uh, he goes in about five seconds, I'm going to yell to everyone here in this grocery store that you're a, you're a pedophile.
You're a child molester.
Okay.
You ready?
And the guy just sort of goes.
He just accepts his fate.
He's like, you're a pedophile here, you've got a child molested!
The guy tries to walk out of the grocery store.
The guy just accepts it.
Can we go back to that video for a second?
The cop is not real.
What is going on with Alex Rosen's shirt?
That's a very tight...
I think he's trying to play an underage, which is hard to do.
He's a large fan.
That's not an underage.
That's a 14-year-old.
I'm kind of surprised that guy went for it.
Yeah, that's a kid who's been eating a lot.
There are a lot of hormones in the meat, I would say.
Then give us some more context with that one, because that does not look like him being a 14-year-old boy.
Who's going to buy a 14-year-old boy?
Huh?
What?
Maybe he was a 14-year-old Viking?
Yeah, he was pretending online to be a 14-year-old.
Showed up basically in costume.
Again, this is breaking right now.
Now, by the way, some gaslighting accounts on Twitter, they've been trying to just completely, just paper over this saying things like, an anti-Semitic Trump supporter dragged out of a Hillary Clinton rally after he falsely accused Bill Clinton of visiting Epstein Island.
First off, falsely?
No.
Second, Alex Rosen is Jewish, so the idea...
But he's anti-Semitic?
Everything about that is wrong.
He's one of those Jewish Nazis.
Bill Clinton had a fast pass on Epstein Island.
Exactly.
He skipped all the lines.
Yeah, no lines.
The custom agents were like, come on in, I got him.
Frequent flyer.
Oh, Bill, thanks for coming back.
Mickey Mouse ears stamped on his hands.
I'm in the club!
He's got a ball gag and lube.
Think about it.
Kevin Spacey and Chris Tucker.
They have a lot in common.
That makes absolute... It does make a lot of sense.
No, I'm sorry, they have one thing in common, apparently.
Yeah.
Well, they like little kids.
Do not diddle kids!
It's no good diddling kids!
So in conclusion, show support for Alex Rosen and hopefully he doesn't kill himself with two shots to the back of his own head.
But you can comment below and show him some love because he's probably going to see this segment.
Yeah, for sure.
Alright, that's probably the best segue, by the way, actually, when we're talking about this to, you know, Walther is a sponsor to the show and you guys, you know, we've talked about this before.
There are a lot of great firearms out there.
We're protected by Walther here at the studios.
I just have to show you this.
Look, I'm aiming it in a safe place.
I'm aiming it at... Dianne Feinstein?
Feinstein.
Steen.
Stein.
There you go.
We're not doing a rust thing.
No magazine in there.
Look, there are great firearms out there.
We've talked about this.
At certain points, like Mercedes, it's like BMW.
But just try the Walther.
Go to waltherarms.com, find a dealer near you.
We've taken people to the range.
We did it with these two girls from A Change My Mind, for example, who had never actually been to a range.
We've done them with experienced shooters.
And it's almost like using cheat codes.
The triggers, if you just Google Walther PDP, their latest firearm, Walther PDP review.
Bing it!
Ask the little bent back paper clip on your Word app, for all I care.
Ask Jeeves.
They're the best-kept secret in the firearm industry, because they don't have these giant military contracts, so they don't necessarily go out there and just sell you products that aren't effective.
But if you read reviews from independent third parties, everyone's like, why aren't more people talking about this?
So, huge fan.
All right.
You've both been awfully quiet.
I don't think so.
Really?
Have we?
I call this the tale of might as well be empty chairs.
Ah, ha ha.
It gets worse when I try and blow it off my desk.
Still spooky though, still spooky, still scary, right guys?
Fog!
I can't see him!
It's not fog.
Oh.
I thought we were still talking about Guy Fogg's dry ice.
I feel like this story fits for Halloween, you know, deaths, COVID.
Yeah, this story's spooky because people died.
Right.
And we destroyed entire economies.
Some would say that's spooky.
Yeah, the next, I mean, spoiler alert, the next entity sent more souls to the Shadow Realm than Shang Tsung.
I love it.
It's a great reference.
And Johnson & Johnson.
Aw, come on!
Just because of the contracts!
They tried!
Yeah, that's the marshals of vaccines.
So, there are actually some deaths that were, again, the standard isn't just, okay, what science was available.
It's what science was available at that exact moment in time that you discounted because it didn't serve your narrative.
That's when people say, oh, we did the best we could.
No, you didn't.
No, you didn't.
You suppressed as much as you could.
And that's what we call this next story the tale of the cursed vaccines
Tale of the longest title That made no sense.
Don't you?
Don't you? Don't you?
Oof!
Ah!
Also, just a reminder, as I came to lockdown, this is the tale of Sweden Got It Right.
Oof!
Oof!
Ah!
There's like no sand in this.
No, it's just baby powder.
Straight up baby powder.
It's just, it could be gold bond, I have no idea.
Don't think that I don't see it in your hand.
I know I'm not.
Diatomaceous Earth.
Vaccines are important, but so is exercise and sunshine.
The tale of living healthy.
NO!
I smell like a baby after he shat his pants.
A rust moment.
Yeah, we'll work this out by next Halloween.
No we won't.
So, there is a new study, and by new, I mean... I mean two weeks old.
Two weeks old, and you probably don't know about it.
We went through CNN, we could find zero in its archives.
I know what you're thinking.
Rounding error?
No.
So, the study showed that Pfizer hid nearly 80% of the deaths from its COVID vaccine trials in order to get the emergency use authorization.
80% of deaths.
Zero media coverage.
Specifically, this study found, again, that was accessible and suppressed at that time.
The cardiac-related deaths were 3.7 times higher in the vaccinated population than placebo.
Geez.
And Pfizer delayed the reporting of deaths of the VAX trial, which, quote, again, all the references are available at LidarEarthCreditor.com.
Before you want to ban us here at YouTube, I think we're allowed to talk about this now.
I hope so.
Quote, allowed the Pfizer emergency use authorization to proceed unchallenged.
And so the question becomes, and Gerald you can help explain this a little bit, how was Pfizer able to delay the reporting of the deaths, right?
This is the creative mass, when people say trust the science, right, and I believe that statistics are important, but people said there are lies, damn lies, and statistics, I believe that was Mark Twain, that is when you are dealing with giant government entities, at least partially true if you can manipulate statistics through these sorts of, I guess, tricks is really actually, it's appropriate today, of timing and Moving numbers.
And I wonder if they had any financial incentive.
Just so you know, Pfizer just reported a third quarter loss of $2.3 billion.
Loss.
Net loss.
Not profit going down.
Loss.
I call that the tale of the rhetorical question.
I don't know if I'm shivering because it's so scary or just because it's super cold and I have
no clothes on. It's probably a little bit of both. But look, so what Pfizer did is they used the
reported date of death instead of the actual date of death for people. And that stretched it by up
up to about 18 days, right?
There's a lag.
Yeah, exactly.
Right.
And they knew that.
But here's the thing.
So for vaccinated patients, and by the way you have this, I think you guys can access this.
I don't know if it's PubMed or if you have to have a... I don't know if people need to have a login because we have access to those.
But the vaccinated patients, it's 18 days, and the placebo patients, 5 days.
As far as how they were measuring, they were reporting the deaths.
The delay.
So why would you do that?
Why would you change how you report?
So that's the big thing.
Some people will come out and say, look, the number of deaths wasn't statistically significant.
Well, they hit 80% of them, so that's significant.
And they also treated their own data differently when it came to something that made them potentially have to explain or look bad and something that didn't.
So that's why people are asking these questions and why the media should be digging further into this, because the reported date of death is what they should have been going to, right?
So they used that later death and that allowed them to report most of the deaths.
After the emergency authorization.
I actually have an answer for that.
Because sometimes when people die, it takes a while to establish cause of death.
So a lot of times, if you're in a trial, and the trial I think was about 30 people, pretty small.
If you're in a trial.
It was 44,000.
Why would you say this on air?
I saw you and Gerald arguing about it before being on air, and he corrected.
It's many, many thousands.
44,000 was a trial I think that said, that was looking at whether or not it was effective against severe infection.
But as far as deaths are concerned, that was from the smaller group.
No.
No, no.
The death was coming from a much larger group.
The death was coming from a larger group trial.
Here's the thing.
Your point is valid.
If they didn't immediately list people who shot themselves in the head with a shotgun as a COVID death.
That's my counter-argument.
Motorcycle accident, COVID death.
Vaccinated, myocarditis when in your mid-30s?
It's gonna take a while to get the coroner's report.
When is it coming in?
I don't know.
We didn't hire a coroner.
Right.
But isn't there something where legally, if you die, they go, this had nothing, there's a review that says, he didn't die from the vaccine, he died from some other cause.
Right.
It needs to be applied equally to the placebo group and the vaccine group.
That's the whole point of this.
It isn't just about the numbers, even though the numbers are pretty staggering, that should make you dig here, basically, right?
So you can find out a little bit more about it.
But why did they treat The people who are vaccinated differently than the placebo group, and why, if what you said is true, Brian, why would that matter what group you're in?
If it takes time to discern a cause of death, then why would it take longer in a placebo group than it would take in a group of people that were vaccinated?
No, it took longer in the vaccinated group.
No, no, no, I'm saying... Five days in the placebo group, 18 days for the vaccinated.
Either way, it should not change.
Yeah, but this is the tale of... Because this is the tale of questions that have no answer because it's not convenient!
No, no, they have answers!
Blow!
You don't know the rules.
You're not giving us an out, Toolman.
Let me do it again.
They have answers!
Do it, Toolman!
Did you lose the... Blow or I will... I can't tell!
Alright, this is the tale of I'm breaking all the rules.
No, I refute.
I hate it.
I hate the spooktacular.
There's about to be another death.
It'll be reported!
Alright, so let me just read this really quickly then toss it back to Joe.
By delaying the recording of these patients' deaths and by not using the actual date of death, this is from the study, this is from the news here, or I guess the new study I should say, two weeks old.
It's not really news, but no one else has really covered it.
Their deaths were not discoverable at the critical juncture of the emergency use authorization approval process.
So this is one of those... It's a big deal.
Yes, this is one of those situations where I had read this a couple weeks ago, but what happened is, because we go through news all the time, right, and so I saw the headline and I read it and I go, okay, 3.7 times the death rate, yeah, the increase in death, and I was thinking, yeah, that's the study that shows myocarditis in young individuals.
I didn't realize that this was a new study specifically relating to the fact, or new data, that showed that Pfizer hid Hide the death rate.
Or they used a different standard of death rate for the VAX patients to get their emergency use authorization.
So this is really big.
This is about something that we now know definitively took place before you were fed that lie.
Even though it wouldn't be acceptable?
Right, afterward, for people to say, hold on a second, if you look at VAERS and you look at, there seem to be a lot of adverse effects, and them saying, no, no, it's fine, we did the best that we could, that was still a problem, but now it turns out this is monumental, beforehand they knew.
At what point is it negligence leading to the death of innocent people?
Yeah, and by the way, when this was put out, did you hear anything about there being potential for 3.7 times the number of cardiac-related deaths?
No.
No, you didn't hear any warnings at all from the government.
You had nobody telling you.
I heard it would stop the spread.
Yeah, it would stop the spread and nobody else would be able to catch it.
There was absolutely no doubt about that.
Correct.
Remember Rachel Maddow?
It's very simple.
It is.
If you take the vaccine and someone has COVID, you can't get COVID.
Then later it's like, you can get COVID.
the next one.
Like they weren't close to a shore.
Brian, what they saw was billions of dollars.
That is what they saw, and they saw no liability.
And if you raise questions, if you raise questions, you were censored, ladies and gentlemen, including scientists who are in the field of immunology and vaccinology, which are two words I like to use.
Let's assume that they started off, right, with altruistic motives.
Let's assume that.
I'm not, but let's assume that.
This happened early enough That they should have turned around.
Oh, okay.
Nowhere else on God's green earth or no other point in history, certainly with modern medicine, I should say, if we're talking about leeches, you know, to suck out the bloodletting and all that.
I'm talking about modern medicine.
Would something like this be foisted upon Well, they shut down the economy, though.
So when you're doing this Operation Warp Speed, and you've shut down the world's economy, there's a little bit of pressure on everybody to get this thing out.
A couple deaths, that's fine, but we've got to get things buzzing.
So don't shut down the economy.
Just open it up anyway.
But if you're going to shut down the economy...
Yeah.
And so then, when they found out, ooh, this isn't going how we thought it was, they decided to hide their data.
That, to me, is a crime against humanity.
If you want to say that George W. Bush, who they like now, was guilty of war crimes, and of course, Barack Obama would be as well, and so would Joe Biden.
If you want to say that they are guilty of war crimes, you would certainly have to say that Pfizer, with this new emerging evidence, is guilty of crimes against humanity.
Now, of course, to go inside with this data, we have footage of them attempting to hide their data as it was leaked.
What the hell is that?
Oh Again stuff. Sorry, you know, what else do you need to add
to this?
So look, one of the interesting things about this is that they couldn't find any reason for them to have done this.
They couldn't come up with any reason for people to go, okay, we're going to have an 18-day lag here and a five-day lag here.
And by the way, after that period of time, after they got their emergency use authorization, they actually changed it back.
The lag went away.
It's a miracle of science!
Let me read the quote.
The length of the reporting delay decreases significantly after the emergency use authorization application is submitted.
There is no reasonable explanation for this difference, given that a similar trend is not observed in the placebo subject.
So we've said this, you're not a free citizen if you live in a country with laws, it's whether you live in a country with laws that are applied equally.
The same applies to science.
And I hope that this opens some eyes here, where people say, what are you, a climate denier?
Well, hold on a second.
Do we run into, with a lot of these, a lot of these studies, as it relates to climate science, which they've said, by the way, will be eventually the next COVID.
The left has said, hopefully COVID has taught people that we all can act together, you know, in a monumental way for climate.
Well, hold on a second.
Let me just give you some very clear examples that everyone will agree on.
Was it suppressed at one point in time that batteries were non-recyclable batteries and the mining associated with them was actually really bad for the environment?
Was it at one point in time completely discounted that you were a quack if you said, hold on a second, solar panels actually could, figuratively, and in many cases are worse for the environment because they require massive amounts of energy to produce and then they are not effective in producing energy themselves?
So, if that is something that we can now agree on, because even the left is changing their policy to try and create Eco-friendly solar panels.
That's the funniest shit I've ever heard in my life.
Hey, then maybe do you look at the giant money that's gone into pockets like Solyndra at that point?
At some point, do you maybe say, well, if they can't make the electrical cars work in California, maybe that's a tip-off that this isn't necessarily about what's best for the environment?
Hey, did an English, did a British High Court rule that there were nine significant errors in the Academy Award-winning documentary, An Inconvenient Truth, which, by the way, also related to Al Gore sitting on the board at Apple, what the hell does he do when he's collecting billions of dollars?
I'm just saying, if we see this now, irrefutably with what happened in COVID, we saw it happen ironically at warp speed, yeah, I do think, I do think there are some things that people want to tell you are settled science that are absolutely not settled science.
The more someone says, it's settled science, it usually means it's not.
Now, I'm not just being simplistic and saying that applies to everything, but for example, when people talk about density, right, when people talk, compare helium to oxygen, they don't have to say, it's settled science!
It's settled science that helium in a balloon because of, it will, okay, it's set, no they don't.
They just go, look, watch, it's observable.
Okay, alright, got it.
You know, someone says that, hey, human beings need a certain mixture, for example, you need a certain level of oxygen to breathe and you can't get it if you're in water or you'll drown.
They don't say, hey, if you go underwater, you're going to drown.
It's settled science!
It's always applied to things that can't be observed necessarily in real time.
Now, I understand that the laboratory conditions are required, that more complex science can't necessarily be observed by the human eye.
I get that.
I understand that.
It's not lost on me.
But when they tell you something is settled science, the vaccine is settled science, why are you a science denier?
Then they tell you... So, that's the first thing.
If they are shouting it's settled science, that's a lesson I would say.
Immediately your antenna should go up, your bullshit meter should go...
And if it's combined with large, sweeping, pretty nebulous policy proposals.
So in other words, it's settled science, therefore shut down the economy, and everyone needs to get this vaccine.
From one of three companies, by the way, they vary wildly.
Some need to be refrigerated, some don't, and we don't necessarily know how it functions.
We can't give you an answer, and we can't tell you.
It's settled science, therefore Largest fundamental change to the American way of life that I can remember in our lifetime.
Does that apply to, for example, it is settled science, therefore, the Paris Agreement, before that it was the Coyote Protocol, before that it was the Montreal Accord, or was it the Montreal Agreement, the Paris Accord, I know it's Coyote Protocol, point is it's the same shit.
And by the way, in there, it's settled science, therefore, China's one-child policy.
It's settled science, therefore there are more than two genders.
How many?
We can't answer that.
It's infinite.
But if it's settled science, don't you have an answer?
So when someone screams and silences you saying this is settled science, and it's an appeal to authority fallacy, in combination with huge multi-trillion dollar policy proposals, usually Created in backrooms through international forms of government and committees who don't have any oversight or accountability.
That's usually a good sign.
Not always!
Don't accuse me of being reductive.
It's usually a good sign that it's not.
It's usually a good sign that maybe it's junk science.
That, you know what, you are at least well within your rights to question it.
And that's why I call this story the tale of clearly not settled science.
So look, let me just add to that.
It's not just settled science because of that, but when you see the mainstream media completely avoiding the topic on settled science and not allowing people to have differing opinions and not at least just searching it out, wouldn't it be great right now for the mainstream media to pick this story up and to tell every single American why it's bogus?
And have the facts and lay it out?
Wouldn't that be the best thing to do if it really truly is false and is going to lead people astray?
Where are the people who oppose carrying firearms where they say, if it saves one life!
Right, exactly.
Alright.
How about the 80% of the lives that were lost that were hidden, bitch?
Whenever there's a treaty or an accord, a cottage industry grows up around that.
You pass a law, a cottage industry grows up around it.
So there's a lot of money and vested interest in keeping that settled science settled science.
Right.
And we want you to run this yourself.
So by the way, we could find no reference of it, for example, at CNN or most of the... I hate to use mainstream media because no one watches them, but the legacy media outlets... Formerly known as mainstream.
But if you search it right now on Google, we can bring this up, we just did this this morning, it says, it looks like the results below are changing quickly if you search Pfizer and vaccine deaths.
I don't think it's changing quickly.
Search Pfizer and vaccine deaths, bring that back up.
It looks like the results below are changing quickly.
How about you show me, I don't know, anything Google?
Hold on, let me just leave that up for a second.
It looks like the results below make us look really bad.
Yes.
So don't click.
I don't understand this.
You typed in the oops I shat myself search.
We did many Google searches.
So, for example, we had Pfizer hit COVID testing deaths.
We ran a search, Pfizer COVID vaccine testing deaths.
We ran a search, 80% of COVID vaccine testing deaths hidden by Pfizer.
Zero articles about this study from any quote-unquote mainstream media sources.
And it was published two weeks ago.
Again, search yourself, comment below, let us know what it is that you find.
Really, this is crowdsourcing.
Please, if you can do it on YouTube if we're still there, do it there just because there's nothing I like more than to be a pain in Mohan's ass.
That's true.
And we like that too, but look, I will defend the mainstream media because they actually do have a lot of very creative reasons for the sudden rise in cardiac deaths.
Among typically pretty healthy people around the world.
So I think that's that's the the tale of the unexplained but settled science bizarre heart issues
Such a long time I thought we were rolling into a clip so I had some grace.
Is this a collage?
Bring up the collage for God's sakes!
Hurry, give him some cover!
Alright, can we read these words?
ABC News, rise in heart disease may be explained by extreme weather conditions.
What?!
Keto diet links to higher risk of heart disease, new research shows.
My favorite, in black, solar storms may cause up to 5,500 heart-related deaths in a given year.
Yeah, but it says here, snow shoveling, which is a euphemism for cocaine.
Yes.
Oh, well.
Okay, so there is that.
Video games could trigger deadly heart problems in children, finds new study.
Hold on a second, let me bring this back up.
Car fumes from exhaust and heavy braking raise risk of heart attacks, study suggests.
That's not new!
Like, if you wrap your lips around the exhaust of a car, you probably are aiming to go.
You're probably trying to buy a ticket.
And one thing, a university student dies of joy.
Did you see that?
I saw that, down at the bottom right.
Eating the same fruit every day could increase heart... It's like, hey, hold on a second, hold on a second.
You go to your doctor, like, you go to your doctor, he's like, I have stroke fate, I have Bell's fate.
It's like, huh, have you changed anything recently?
I got injected with multiple experimental mRNA.
Yeah.
Injections.
I don't want to use the term vaccine because it's kind of... Anything else you've been doing?
You haven't been eating apples every day!
I told you I ate one every day and it would keep you awake!
Not apples.
I eat jelly.
That's a fruit.
I ate an apple every day specifically not to see you!
Preserve!
Preserve!
A jar of jelly will keep the doctor away.
Other reasons.
Let me name one.
They said taking cold showers that are too cold.
But then, wait a minute, taking hot showers that are too hot.
No, you gotta Goldilocks.
You gotta find Goldilocks to baby bear that shit!
It's just right!
And by the way, also cold porridge will give you heart complications.
Keto diet.
Thank God.
I don't want to be on it anymore.
I'm too shredded.
Gardening!
He died of being shredded.
Gardening!
Gardening.
Daylight Savings Time!
My favorite, Daylight Savings Time.
Leads to cardiac issues.
That one we can go with.
I hate Daylight Savings Time.
I would vote for a candidate who just proposed getting rid of Daylight Savings Time and didn't even know where Ukraine was on the map.
That's actually true.
Daylight Savings, apparently when you miss an hour of sleep, it's bad for your heart.
So let me just recap this for you before we go to Mug Club and our costume contest, okay?
And Brian's going to be at Good Nights.
You can go to briancallin.com.
And his show airs here on Tuesdays, November 9th, 10th, and 11th.
Off-limits.
Okay, so here's what you need to know.
The mainstream, first off, the mainstream media, a lot of these outlets, they obviously recognize.
For example, what is settled is there is a rise in heart complications, in cardiac complications.
No one is denying that at this point.
Okay, so that's kind of the common ground that we start with, otherwise you wouldn't have New Scientist, Daily Mail, Mirror, The Sun, Express, Insider, New York Times, Insert.
Washington Post.
Insert all the publications here.
Addressing the issue of a staggering number of rising heart complications.
And the reason that that is really using the scientific method is because we have a comparison which is All time before COVID and the vaccine.
Alright, the mRNA injection.
So, everyone acknowledges that.
And then, one side says, well, hold on a second.
Could it have to do, could it perhaps, could we scientifically make the argument that it may have to do with a novel experimental injection that has not been tested or at least put through the same rigors as other approved injections that we Basically foisted upon the entire, not just American populace, but the population of the world at large.
And the other side says, no, no, no, you must be mistaken.
The reason we believe, and we all agree, common ground, we can have a civil discussion here, on the increase in heart attacks, myocarditis, and other heart-related complications, Is you may have people who are taking a shower that might be slightly too hot, slightly too cold.
They could be waking up drinking cold water while going out gardening in their backyard, picking fresh herbs, which may lead to them eating the same fruit, my God, every single day.
And God forbid that they be joyous or they engage in shoveling snow or, through no choice of their own, they happen to go through daylight savings time.
We believe that these things obviously lead to increase in myocarditis.
Settled science!
Yes.
But how about the fact that you kept people indoors?
Yeah.
And you closed down gyms.
Does that have anything to do, your lockdowns, have anything to do with the fact that people were sedentary?
No, no, no, no.
And stressed out?
No, it's an apple a day.
That's pretty clear.
And then you have the media and big tech say, yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll go with that.
So again, I'd love to see you run your searches.
How often do you have to say Alex Jones was right?
Seriously, aren't you getting tired of it?
At this point, I think everyone has been turned into a conspiracy theorist.
And we have to, by the way, hit the like button, share, you can join Mug Club because if you are watching right now on Rumble, you can click the button, you get to continue watching where we have the winner of our costume contest.
I can't, when you look down, it just looks like you're looking into a rock.
It's a very silly look.
Igneous is good.
And so... I can control the tail.
I can control the tail of the thing.
I can't control being electrocuted.
Maybe you'll be a little less lippy.
Because we are going to be announcing...
The winner to the costume contest.
And here to do it, some people will say, hey, I have a special treat for you, in fact.
Oh, for me?
Yeah.
We have this guy coming in this season.
It's the season of the Drag Queen of England.
The Drag Queen of England.
In fourth chair!
Oh!
Absolutely.
I thought we had the sound effects.
Do you not have the music?
We got a stinger for it.
Effing attention.
Oh, you got a stinger for it.
Well, that would be the time.
That's on Tim.
Okay, well, hold on a second.
Go to the Stinger, guys!
Pfft!
Oh, that was a lot shorter than I thought.
Wow.
Yeah.
You built in much grace time there.
Oh, she's back!
Make sure you cross those legs.
Alright, who are you wearing?
You have to move the microphone over.
Yeah, this is the whole thing.
The sexy meter just hitting red hot here.
No, you're not the Queen of England.
Oh, what am I?
You're the Drag Queen of England.
Oh, the Drag Queen of England.
No wonder why I look like Hillary Clinton.
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