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F35 Conspiracy Breakdown: What Really Happened to America's $100M Jet?
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We don't have to.
They want to know why you give the power back to the user.
I think we all made a mistake in 2016.
Gasoline prices are up 60%.
This is all the fun I get to have.
We're looking forward to the debate.
I believe we have a compromised president.
I'm just sorry, Joe said may come in hard for Republicans at first.
No, he said he was hard.
No, that's what- HAHA
By the way, none of that checks out.
check out that.
Two million early votes were cast.
We are gearing up for 2024, which I believe is the most important election of our lifetime.
This is the first time we have seen a new election.
We are excited to announce that we are going to be running for office in 2024.
I'm not just saying that.
Really?
It's not just lip service.
It's delicious.
I don't know what kind of a tea.
I have no idea.
It's kind of luck of the draw with a teabag.
Johnny Boy just tosses it in there and, you know, something hot so my vocal cords, you know, so I don't sound like Ethel Merman.
And sometimes I do sound like Ethel Merman.
Name that movie line.
Glad to be with you.
We have a lot to get to today.
That's, I guess, kind of become the really big show that we have a lot to get to today.
Really big show!
Do you guys want me to keep saying that or are you annoyed by it?
You can admonish me.
I just realize I always say that because I'm always looking at the rundown that we provide to you.
So, Donald Trump Jr., his account was hacked.
That's not necessarily a huge story, but it's funny.
It's not funny because it was hacked, it's funny what they said.
Yeah, Braun is now going to use a trans female with boobs cut off for a new commercial.
The point is, you get it.
And then in New York City, they're going to be removing the George Washington statue.
They're looking to do that.
They're looking to get rid of Washington monuments.
I don't know if you know this, but he freed his slaves upon his death because slavery was a thing back then.
And he was actually notoriously anti-slavery.
He was existing in a world that was.
Pro-slavery.
So I feel like Washington deserves a little bit more of a defense than he actually gets.
And then, look...
F-35.
What do you think actually happened to the F-35 jet?
There are a lot of conspiracies out there.
We'll be talking about that today.
There are pieces of this thing that were found, but the government doesn't do you any favors when everything is opaque.
They just lean into the stories.
Yes.
So we'll get into that and more.
And Gerald A., number two, how are you?
I'm doing well.
How are you?
My neck is still bothering me.
It is.
I know.
And yesterday everyone was telling me from the chat, get traction, do this.
Everybody's got a solution.
Yeah, it's a little bit better.
It's a little bit better.
There are only two ways that you hurt your neck.
You guys can comment below if you know the two ways that you hurt your neck.
One of them is whiplash.
And when you hear this... You know who he is, there in third chair.
He's going to be at the Genesee Theater in Waukegan, Illinois.
That's a funny name.
It's Sunday, September 24th.
You can see his whole tour line up there at briancallin.com.
Brian Callin, how are you, sir?
I'm a man!
Waukegan!
Sounds like I sneezed.
That doesn't sound at all like a sneeze.
Well, that's what I do, so Waukegan, like that sometimes.
Really, do you?
That sounds like you're faking it, and you're not sneezing at all.
I'm a Native American impresario.
Redskin.
Is that the word?
Redskin.
Is that what it is?
There's actually a group now, have you seen this?
I can't keep up with advocating for it.
Mission Control can bring it up, there's redskins.
Wait, Matt who does overlays, are you partially redskin?
I am.
What percentage of you?
Huron, I don't know because my grandmother won't give me the percentage.
That sounds like every girl in Los Angeles.
Blonde hair, blue eyes.
I'm Cherokee and Swedish.
More than Liz Warren.
It's Elizabeth Warren to you.
You're Huron as much as Warner Herzog is Cherokee.
Is that where you get your cheekbones?
As I smoked the peace pipe with all of my friends and wrote my cookbook for a New York
Times bestseller, I hoped that they would not discover the fraud that existed within
me.
I was in fact unable to communicate with the beers.
Alright, so Brian Cowan, that's gonna be a lot.
And you know what?
Hey, before anything else, if you see this, I know we're on YouTube, so hit the like button, but if at any point, and I guarantee you you will today, you see this while you're on YouTube...
That means head on over to Rumble.
There's like a five second delay and we just hit the censor button for YouTube.
And once we run out of delay, uh, you know, we just get suspended.
Worth it.
Yes.
All right.
So, uh, before we get to any of the other stories here, um, I guess this is, I haven't seen this because they wanted me to be surprised.
Oh yeah.
You'll be surprised.
Here's a wife coming out as gay to her husband.
That's all I have written.
Early this year I came out as gay to my husband, soon to be ex, and he had the sweetest and most amazing reaction, and this is what he said.
What did you say?
I said that I was so proud of you, and that was the bravest thing I've seen.
And that he likes to watch.
And now we are going our own separate ways, and we're about to put this house on the market.
And that's all she wrote.
Be like my ex-husband.
Yeah.
Be that good of a person.
Look, public service announcement.
Be exactly like the opposite of that ex-husband.
Just to be clear.
Now, I don't know every action that he's taken, so there could be some exceptions, but as I've always said, the exception does not prove the rule.
As a general rule, whatever that man does, do the exact opposite of him.
Yes.
At least he gets laid now.
And by the way, do me a favor, lady.
How about you be a good person instead of the lying whore that you are?
He married a man under false pretenses.
And by the way, when you came to him and said, I'm gay and want a divorce, he said, Oh, thank God.
That's exactly right.
There you go.
His dating profile with that beard.
Did you see that beard?
That goatee of his?
Didn't you?
That Lucifer.
That Luciferian.
That beta male look.
He doesn't have a Guy Fieri goatee.
He has a goatee that looks like Guy Fieri.
He's like, will you leave if I do the video for you?
Yeah, his pronoun is pear-shaped.
He's Chauncey Gardner, he likes to watch.
He's obviously taking the out.
Didn't she get the hint when he woke up from a coma?
They said, oh that's the most he's said in two days.
He heard your voice and went, and he went back to sleep.
Yeah, exactly.
Oh, you want to divorce me because you're gay?
Oh, you're so brave.
Yeah, you're so brave.
Yes.
Well, wait until she bravely takes half.
Hey, if it's two women, do they get a hundred?
Who do they pick to take half from?
Yeah, I don't know.
There's gotta be a guy somewhere close.
Just a chain gang of gold diggers.
Nobody can look forward to domestic abuse because lesbians beat the crap out of each other.
That is true.
Is that true?
Oh yeah, the domestic abuse phase.
Actually, we still have batteredlesbians.org, batteredlesbians.com.
Does it start with rough wrestling?
I'm getting turned on.
No, it starts with a disparity in power with lesbian couples because unlike with gay couples where you both have the nuclear option, with lesbian couples there usually tends to be one who's pretty dude-like and is just the one willing to resort to violence most quickly.
So domestic abuse rampant in lesbian households, non-existent in gay households.
Yeah, I'll go with it.
Muffins!
You think this husband was surprised?
Weren't you tipped off by a Rocky and Bebop nose ring?
Well, he was also in the background of the TikTok thing.
He was kind of in the background, and he was shuffling around, waiting for his cue.
And she went, action!
And he was like, this is the most brave thing I've ever seen in my life.
He couldn't even move his mouth.
You're incredibly brave.
As with her sociopathic smile, she's like, get back in front.
Get back, I said!
OK, we're selling the house.
Did you take a step forward?
Yeah.
She calls in her muscle.
Sorry.
Love her.
Alright.
Prison!
Liberal prison!
You know what?
I think this is as good a time as any because my neck is- and since Gerald came right out of the shoot- guys, leave a comment if you like seeing Gerald when he- he came right out of the shoot with Lying Whore, which is very rare for Gerald.
I thought it was descriptive?
Yeah.
For a Christian man, I have to say.
That was very Old Testament.
Well, I actually think that today, you seem fired up.
You should be in this chair, and we'll swap.
It's time for a Chinese fire drill.
Yeah, you go to jail.
Yeah, you know, different perspective.
It's all about perspective.
A prospectus?
Prospectus.
Oh, oh boy.
Wow.
Wow, I feel taller.
Wow, I feel taller. I feel taller and more Christian.
I'm like, oh look at that.
Oh my gosh, I'm not used to this audio at all.
All your screens.
I'm like, I'm like, fricking.
I have to put this up to man height.
My head's being cut off.
I have a short femur bone.
I have a short femur bone.
That's my diving ball.
Well, I mean, we planned potentially to do this, but we didn't plan to do this.
Well, you said lying forward, Gerald.
It kind of happened.
All right, fine.
Yeah, I mean, if you want to zoom in on my pecs, that's fine.
I'm not against it.
Zoom in.
Zoom in on those formerly Notre Dame pecs as those knee gave way.
As I've told you, though, I'm not a boob guy, so that makes this next story fun.
Don't tell Ann that.
She's very tired of the fact that there aren't enough boob men out there.
I'm not a boob guy.
I was waiting for it.
Thank you very much.
He's more of a guy guy.
Guys, I'm gay.
I hate all of you right now.
I like third chair.
Hey!
Can I do the show, please?
Yeah, go ahead.
I'm just kidding.
Alright, so there's not a whole lot to this story other than some hilarious tweets.
Our buddy Don Jr., his Twitter got hacked this morning, or he's on the first of many benders.
I don't think he's actually somebody who partakes of anything anymore.
No, he's completely sober.
He's completely sober.
I don't think anything happened to him, I promise.
But these tweets are kind of gold, so let me rock through these really quickly.
Someone else tweeted.
Somebody else tweeted.
Someone hacked his account.
This is not him.
This is not him, but it's really funny.
Hey, I just realized, hold on a second, we handed this over to Gerald on this segment, and I don't know if Gerald has the self-awareness to realize that you don't actually say the n-word that was tweeted.
Yeah, I just realized we took a risk.
That was my opportunity.
I'm going to have to bleep half the words in these tweets when he's talking.
You're getting a few letters, that's all.
He's been waiting all day.
Alright, so this first one, and this one got a lot of traction quickly, obviously.
I'm sad to announce my father, Donald Trump, has passed away.
I will be running for president in 2024.
This just in.
The next tweet.
This just in.
North Korea is about to get smoked.
I think everybody's fine with that.
That sounds like something he would say.
Yeah, that does.
I don't know.
Maybe he took it back over for a minute and then got back out.
That sounds like something he would say.
This next one though.
F. Joe Biden.
Stupid.
A. N-word.
You can say stupid ass N-word.
There you go.
You said it.
I don't need to.
Say ninja.
Ninja.
Ah, I can't say that because that's going to be code word for racist stuff and later on they're going to come back at me and use this episode against me.
This is probably... This isn't going to go well.
This one's a little fiery.
I also effed your girl, by the way, Logan Paul.
Oh, come on.
That was him saying it, not me, obviously.
The hacker.
Right, the hacker.
I don't think there's really a whole lot more to that story other than I really hope you get your account back quickly.
Mr. Trump Jr.
Did you ever hear what Joe Rogan tweeted after somebody hacked his Twitter?
I didn't.
He said, if you... Did you know that bears, they eat their own children?
It's crazy!
The bear will eat its children and the kid's going, AHHHHH!
WOW!
You know what?
You got it.
Then he had trouble spelling that loud.
The thing is, Joe Rogan, his nature facts are right.
That's what's crazy.
He does a great grizzly bear.
Does he?
What do you mean he does a great grizzly bear?
He can do a great grizzly bear impersonation.
A couple facts about Joe.
This is the Joe Rogan fact minute.
And then he tweeted, if you guys start seeing random pictures of large black dicks, you'll know I got my Twitter back.
That's pretty good.
That's a pretty lean joke.
Good for him.
Maybe it was a little leaner than that.
Moving on.
See, your job is difficult sometimes.
Corralling people.
I can't concentrate.
He just said vascular after I said dick.
The more you know.
You didn't say that, though.
I think Brian's a little distracted.
I can see his eyes are going all over the place.
I told him, I said, by the way, you're going to be in my seat and you're going to see the chaos of my screen.
Yeah.
So I hope you can deal with all of that.
He's like Oprah.
If there's a monitor of himself, he has to touch it.
He is.
So this is something I think... I've never been compared to Oprah.
He looks at himself on there and he's like... You want to see my impression of Oprah every time she's on air?
Mm-hmm.
Right.
She looks up to the camera for maybe like three seconds.
It's all about her monitor.
I love it.
Alright, so moving on.
There's a bit of a commercial that's come out, but we don't actually have video of this commercial.
Did you see this in like an article or something?
I saw it in an article, yeah, Daily Mail.
So it's Procter & Gamble, their brand Braun, right?
And it was in the Daily Mail.
They referred to this brand as a grooming brand.
I think they mean just like real grooming, not like pedophile grooming.
The other grooming.
Could be both.
But they're in hot water for the new ad featuring a trans dude.
So this, oh boy.
Wow.
Wow, the picture there.
I don't know if that's a picture from their actual ad.
I don't know if they screened it, but obviously this was something that was, it was covered in Europe.
So we were looking for, if anyone has it, you can send it in the chat if there's, you know, some kind of a leaked version.
Right, so the model using the Series X Hybrid Trimmer has big ol' mastectomy scars, as you can obviously see there, and well, they're actually using the same technique to mark... Yeah, they have this just because they have now, they've been using the same, so this is now for men's products.
Not just men's now.
It's all a conglomerate.
Right.
Because they've been doing this for a while, and we have the commercial that they stopped airing.
Really?
Yeah, for a women's razor.
Here you go.
When it's time for a shave, use Braun's Comfort Flex razor.
Its curved design fits the contour of any leg.
Pop the blades off with the touch of a button and be ready in five minutes.
Sensitive skin needs the sensitive touch of brawn.
And that's what we're going to do today.
Oh yeah, that's... I think... I'm saying... Um, statistically speaking... Hey, wow!
Make sure you hit that button.
Hit the YouTube Dump button.
Gerald, that was early on.
But you know, speaking of... Do hit the like button, though, if you're putting Braun to your boycott list.
I think that's fair.
Sorry, Brian.
Brian, speaking of what...
Suicide, Brian?
Is that where you're going?
Is it going to be a dark moment?
No, I was going to say that, you know, Braun should probably have a waxer or a plucker for when that person decides that transitioning was a bad idea and wants to detransition.
What are you looking at, Brian?
Is there a silverfish on your desk?
I was looking at my fingers.
I was looking down at my fingers because it's koi.
Your money maker is right there.
Do I need to shut off Brian's monitors there?
Is that my camera right there?
I was, I was, I'm looking around like somebody passed me a note.
Someone passed Brian, no you can't pass, they pass notes to Gerald.
They do pass notes to me.
You can't pass them to Brian, his brain doesn't work that way.
No, no, no, no passing to Brian.
Oh my gosh.
I told you guys, it's not fair to Brian.
What's that say?
Just a picture of a cat.
Did you pass him a note?
He said, pick is from, from E.D.
It's like Pagoda and Bottle Rock.
Oh wait, this just in guys.
That pick is from an ad.
That pick is from an ad.
Miscellaneous mad over there.
Send him.
He wrote E instead of A and I was like, pick is from an ad?
Hey, it's not easy is it?
And it's not easy, by the way.
It's not easy being here.
I like that chair.
I gotta say, third chair's pretty damn easy.
Pretty comfortable.
It's a lob, stuff over.
Alright, so look, New York City, gosh, they just can't get anything right right now.
And they're actually kind of facing one of their biggest problems, I think, right now that they're trying to solve.
Rats?
No.
Asians being pushed by African Americans under the third rail of the subway cars?
You know, that's high on the list, but it's not their main problem right now.
Their main problem right now is apparently removing more statues.
A city council is advancing a bid to remove statues of controversial historical figures.
Yeah, this would include figures such as George Washington.
Who knew he was controversial?
Thomas Jefferson, Peter Stuyvesant, and Christopher Columbus.
I'm glad that guy at least had the presence of mind to go, wait, George Washington?
Yeah, except everyone knew.
I know, everybody knows that.
Everyone knows that it's controversial.
I mean, if Abe Lincoln is controversial to the left, George Washington.
And here's the problem too, a lot of people don't know the history.
Remember that black and white and gray issues, which if they're on YouTube you'd have to go to, we'll be uploading it on YouTube I guess at some point.
Probably, I think it's next week.
Yeah, there was that black lady who was basically a white, white suburban lady who happened to be black, right?
She was, yeah.
And she, and I mean that because everything was a very Very wealthy privileged suburban experience and she said that you know George Washington Thomas Jefferson were out there And they were like she thought that they fought for the Confederacy, basically And she didn't realize how anti-slavery a lot of these people were and so they apply our current lens to you know at that point that you're talking about the 1700s
I have no idea why people don't know his, especially people in power in New York City.
It's like you're pandering to an audience that doesn't want what you're selling.
I don't know.
No, but there's no like mass movement to get rid of George Washington statues.
And they're just like, Hey, we're going to do this and get rid of George Washington statues.
Don't you guys want to protest again?
But the council committee is actually weighing, removing statues that depict a person who owned enslaved persons or directly benefited economically from slavery.
Or who participated in systemic crimes against indigenous peoples or other crimes against humanity.
Are you guys just screwing Gerald today and not including the overlays?
I mean, there was no overlay for this one.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, there is!
It's overlay A1!
A1!
Where's statues?
Son of a gun!
They just wanted it to look like you can't do this without reading.
I have to read the quote?
Yeah, we always read the quotes.
What in the world is that?
Otherwise they'll think it's your words.
By the way, I think the same person who wrote this actually works for YouTube because they basically said anything, anything that we deem necessary, we're going to do this for.
And by the way, just so you know, if they don't remove the statue, they're actually going to put an explanatory plaque there just to make sure you know how evil of a person that this was to tell the story about the person's misdeeds.
It's like the scarlet letter will be placed on the statue.
Yeah, this is called chronological snobbery.
That's what it is.
You would have been different back then?
You would have known better?
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
I don't think that's true.
You can put that plaque up there about George Washington's slavery if you put one up about Rosa Parks' laziness.
I need further explanation on that.
I don't think you do, Brian.
I don't think you do.
You thought it was a civil protest and she just didn't want to get up off her ass.
Stephen literally made himself more comfortable after that comment.
He really did.
He sunk into the chair a little bit.
He's like, yeah.
How about that, everybody?
That's like Apollo when he goes, yeah, she was lazy.
What?
Cut!
Whoa!
By the way, look, here's the truth.
And you actually said it, right?
So you're the one that brought this up and brought this to our attention.
George Washington He freed slaves upon his death.
That was one thing that you already mentioned, but also there's a there's a quote from him about what he actually thinks about slavery, right?
Yeah, here's a good one.
So I'm actually reading, there's an overlay!
It does work!
I never mean to possess another slave by purchase, it being among my first wishes to see some plan adopted by which slavery in this country may be abolished.
Right, so George Washington, not a perfect man, right?
Absolutely not a perfect man, but he had an idea that The country at some point would adopt a policy and a law that would actually end the practice of slavery.
Right.
And you brought up a point, actually, before the show that I didn't know about.
He freed his slaves upon his death.
I knew that.
I knew that, but I didn't know why.
Because there were a lot of laws that you couldn't free your slaves.
Why?
Well, think about it.
Because if slavery is the law of the land, you can't allow people to free slaves because they'll free every person.
They became friends with their slaves.
Like, alright, you're fucking free.
The other thing you talked about was not, where do they go?
Where do they go?
Maybe next door?
What's the matter with you?
Do you need, like, you know, gentrification or something like that?
Go into a white area and take it over?
The worry was most of the country probably didn't agree with that, or he didn't know if there would be a place off the plantation where you walk in and go, I'm free!
And the other guy goes, not on this plantation.
Oh, a free slave!
But you mean it in a different way than I mean it.
Yeah, exactly.
You want it on my property, so guess what?
You're mine now!
It's BOGO SLAVE SEASON!
You can just see them setting up like, come visit the Knott Plantation today.
No, look, this is the thing, you have to take into context, and you guys can comment if you knew this about a lot of the Founding Fathers.
In other words, it's the chicken or the egg, only you combine it with a lie.
It's the, hey, hold on a second, we had this Declaration of Independence, we had this Constitution that all men created equal, but not with black people.
Well, no, actually, if you look at the framers, they were putting that in there saying all men created equal because that was the spark.
They were deliberately putting that in there so that they could Ensure that slavery would eventually be abolished.
Now, not everybody, but certainly people like George Washington, certainly people, if you look at folks like Jefferson, or if you look at people like Adams, and by the way, just to be clear, you can find racist quotes from Abraham Lincoln.
That's absolutely true, right?
This is the guy who signed the Emancipation Proclamation.
He also, by your current standards, probably was a little bit ignorant.
You probably find some quotes from George Washington saying, we have to do away with slavery, and probably some negative stereotypes too, you know, where he's like, I don't know, he says like, you know, they smell like chicken or something like that, you know, probably say something like, you're like, That's racist.
You're like, yeah, you also wanted to free the slaves during an era where that was the trade.
That was how the world existed.
Imagine you are trying to upend, whatever it is, depending where you are, a fifth, a quarter of the economy, right?
And you know that not everyone is going to be on board with it.
And you just left a country where, of course, they engaged in slavery and they were purchasing slaves from an entire continent that still practices slavery.
Yeah, no, it's one of those things, it's impossible to go back and to put yourself in that position and actually see the complexity of actually doing it because you have to do it at the right time.
It wouldn't have worked if he had tried to do it earlier.
And by the way, when George, I'm sorry, when Abraham Lincoln did it, it cost him half the country.
Yeah.
Right?
So the price was still high and the bloodiest war that we've ever fought was fought to make sure that, among other things, took place.
And by the way, New York, if you're going to do something and focus on stuff like this regarding George Washington, how about you do this?
How about you teach people that he is one of the only people in history to come to power and then give it away?
Yeah.
Right?
What was there?
A quote by King George basically said that... He said, I didn't fight this war to become George II.
Exactly.
Because he said, you know, somebody said, you should be the king.
They wanted to make him king.
He didn't even want to do this.
He wanted to just live a quiet life and kind of retire and be out of this.
He'd gotten a lot of bones by fighting the French and he enjoyed that.
And then he had to fight with them side by side.
So that must have been an awkward first meeting.
Hey, by the way, how about we do it with JFK?
I mean, not only Bill Clinton, but JFK.
A lot of you don't know this.
You know why Sammy Davis Jr.
was a Republican for the rest of his life?
Because JFK uninvited him.
Sammy Davis Jr., because he was married to a white woman.
I don't know if it was a White House press correspondence dinner, or if it was an inauguration.
JFK uninvited him, and Nixon said, you know, I like the way that colored fellow sings, I like Mr. Bojangles, and he brought him in.
And so he said, so I'm voting Republican for the rest of my life, Beck.
Just so you know, JFK, and by the way, I don't think JFK was a racist.
I don't think JFK hated black people.
I think that different eras, people hold some different views and everyone's...
I think that's what's amazing.
That's what he said.
Something like that.
He's like, there's no way you can walk away from that kind of power when they want to give it to you.
It's not that you are taking it.
It's not just that, too.
I think that, you know, Thomas Jefferson was one of the people that solved the political problem.
You know, we have created the freest nation on the planet.
And the very language and the arguments and the infrastructure that these people use To say we've got to tear the statue down or exercise their free speech or just the fact that we've got to be a more equal society.
That just didn't come about through thin air.
Those ideas had to be thought through and put down on paper.
Thank you, James Madison.
Thank you, Thomas Jefferson, John Jay, and the list goes on.
And George Washington was the exemplar of that.
That's what he fought for.
Yeah, exactly.
And it created... So it's ridiculous.
You're taking credit for something you didn't do any work for.
Yeah.
And you're just erasing a human being because of the fact that slavery was the order of the day worldwide.
And they didn't do enough in your mind to fight against that, even though obviously he was.
Well, yeah, and here's the thing, too.
It's King of the Hill.
They're always going for King of the Hill.
Let's be honest.
The United States is the King of the Hill.
Hey, let me ask you this, because you say, oh, we took the Native Americans' land, even though in some cases, for example, like Manhattan, they didn't have the general concept.
We traded for it.
We traded like 30 guilders, which is the equivalent of 10,000 tons of timber.
That's $14.
$14.
In other words, receipts.
You know that?
I think it was the Canarsie came back after they left, and they said, hey, we like what you've done with the place.
We're going to come back now.
So the point is, they didn't understand the concept.
Some of these tribes have personal property.
Let me ask you this.
If the United States doesn't come to be, You think the Cherokee are freeing the slaves?
You think they're the catalyst for slavery ending across Western civilization?
People say, oh, they ended it in England.
Not in the British Empire, by the way.
That's a nice little convenience fact that I leave out.
They still had indentured servants.
Still exist, by the way, more slaves than ever.
On Earth right now, 42 million.
But if the United States didn't come over here, and by the way, didn't commit genocide, there are more people like Matt there for crying out loud with one sixteenth Iroquois, whatever it is, than ever before because the policy was a matter to, you know, to assimilate, to intermarry.
If the United States, if George Washington, right, if it doesn't happen, we don't have the revolution, the pilgrims don't come, no Mayflower, no Santa Maria, none of that stuff, okay.
Do you really think that someone else would have been the catalyst for, really you would have had England at that point, the greatest superpower, and over here?
We've had tribal warfare, never-ending.
How does slavery end across the globe?
Comment below.
You tell me your theory.
We can do it like a choose-your-own-path book for assholes.
Anyway, it was all the European diseases.
We should have vaccinated them first.
That's true, if we'd only had the vaccine.
Domesticated horses would have been morons.
I don't mean all Native Americans.
Whenever you see them with a bow and arrow on a horse, that's not until white guys showed up.
It's from Spain!
Yeah, they hadn't domesticated horses.
They should be like, hey, how, what's up, I'm Dander, does someone have a Zyrtec?
Alright New York, you got bigger problems to focus on, please do that.
You know we're going to keep track of this story and if they end up actually taking down statues of George Washington or placing plaques, they are going to be made fun of the world over because people, whether you like America or not, people probably think of George Washington globally in a very positive light, right?
So you're going to have a really tough case to make on this one.
Alright, speaking of tough cases...
Military, you could do us a favor.
Government, you could do us all a favor.
You would end the conspiracy theories tomorrow if you just wouldn't lay it up for us.
And maybe you're trying to do that.
Maybe that's the entire point.
It's like some 8-D chess game where it's like, oh, if they talk about this plane being hijacked, essentially, and flown to Cuba because of software, then they won't be talking about other things.
But Tuesday afternoon... Blink from 182 found a UFO!
What?
Sorry, Tom from Blink 182.
I didn't know Blink was part of the band.
Blink from 182.
That's a temporary drummer, Blink.
You're old.
On Tuesday, debris from the missing F-35 was finally, but stealth plane, was finally found in South Carolina.
Breaking tonight, a search team just discovering a debris field two hours northeast of Joint Base Charleston.
It is believed to be the wreckage of an F-35 fighter jet that disappeared on Sunday.
The $100 million stealth jet crashed after the pilot safely ejected over Charleston, South Carolina.
$100 million they couldn't bother with an air tag?
I mean, $100 million and they couldn't have crumple zones?
Yeah.
Well, I understand your point here, but we do actually have an exclusive image of the pilot ejecting.
It tells the story.
Oh, that makes sense.
They only found her stretchy maternity suit.
Well, look, just so you know, the military does, they have designations for when they screw up, and this is a Class A mishap, which is silly.
Called the Amelia Earhart Protocol.
Pretty much, it's like, it's a Class A mishap, I just want you guys to know.
That's not a bad Alex Jones!
Oh, well, I wasn't even trying, I just was going for, you know, a general of some sort's authority.
So talented, so talented.
The funny part here is they keep talking about this number, this $2.5 million plus in damages qualifies as a class A. Yeah, you're $97.5 million away from the actual number of damages.
Thank you very much, media, for covering the most important point.
Really, the class A mishap thing is because the plane was destroyed, you morons.
Hey, chat thinks they know what happened to it.
Hold on, wait, wait.
Awww.
Come on!
Guys, you can't take everything you see!
Remember folks, we have to be peaceful!
The F-35 is mine!
Take the plane!
Take the plane!
I got tips!
He's holding it with one arm.
Yeah, it's pretty strong.
And I know that's not the QAnon shaman, it's the J.P.
Sears understudy.
It's not.
Plane has vertical takeoff capabilities.
It'd be fine to get out of the White House and the Capitol grounds.
The pilot actually, and this is kind of funny to me because it reminds me of the new Top Gun Maverick.
Yeah.
Like his pilot just parachutes into somebody's backyard.
Whoops!
And this quote to me gets a little bit crazy.
And look, we're just kind of telling you kind of what happened.
I understand you've seen this in the media, but we're going to go into some of the conspiracy theories about what actually happened just to be able to dispel some of them for you that are kind of crazy, laugh at some of them, and then kind of scratch our head and go, wait a minute, is this one of those moments where we're going to look back and go, Alex Jones was right again on one of these?
So there are a couple of these that actually make sense.
But here's the pilot's quote.
He's unsure of where his plane crashed.
He just lost it in the weather.
Well, I know that happens to me when it drizzles.
Well, yeah.
He's a fighter pilot.
Yeah.
With one of the most advanced pieces of technology on the planet that we'll get to later, by the way, when those things crash, typically countries scurry about to try to find them before the owners do.
This guy ejected one mile north of, I believe, the Charlotte Airport, a main airport, not where he took off, not the field where he took off, I don't think, but a major commercial airport.
And then, by the way, he actually Let the plane fly for 60 additional miles.
Why?
He's Mr. Can't-Fly-In-Iceman.
I don't know what to do with that.
Shame.
Shame.
Can we admonish him?
Don't do a split screen of me and him.
Just him.
That's okay.
You can admonish me.
I won't even be in the chair.
Oh, come on!
You stinker.
Did you urinate yourself?
He looks good wet.
He looks good in rain.
I just don't fly good.
I didn't think you got that much on you.
But look, the reason that this all started kind of coming back up was obviously, you know, they wanted to find the plane.
Did you know the government was like, hey, anybody see a plane?
Yeah.
They literally reached out to the public to see if they could help them find the plane.
But apparently a debris field of sorts has surfaced online.
And this is causing a lot of speculation on what the government is actually doing.
They're not really telling the whole truth.
Watch this clip and see if you can see what is not there.
Bonfire.
Yeah, was that a burn pit or something?
The no-plane!
The no-plane!
Oh boy.
That's it.
Damn good stuff.
It's like a UFO photo where you just can't make out anything.
Why is there a rapist van?
Just rolling up.
The experts are here.
You hear the sound of an ice cream truck?
This is like X-Files, you know, they roll up and cordon off an area and there's not really a plane there that you can see.
Now, look, I get it.
I get it.
This is a really curious kind of accident.
And given that this is not really clear, we thought it would be time for us to look into what really is going on.
And that brings us to the truth according to Gerald.
Outro You always just scratch stuff out and put my name in there's
no original whack You're a businessman.
Stop whining.
Alright, so we're going to go through the theories.
If you can give me maybe like a ding here or something like that.
Well let's also, by the way, comment below what you think it is.
Yeah.
And we'll probably take some more of your chats on Mug Club and consider signing up.
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You know you guys can sign up there.
And of course you have the Brian Callan Show every week.
Now the Brian Callan Show.
Ow, this chair.
Now I hurt my rib.
I was laughing earlier.
Your spine isn't as supple as mine.
It's not as pliable.
I'm not a supple leopard.
Here's the crazy thing.
People are warring with each other.
They really are.
They really have dug in their heels that they're convinced they know what's happened.
And people are going for the craziest possible theories, but the worst part about this is that some of them seem possible and others don't.
So here's the first one.
We'll start off with one that doesn't.
The jet was shot down by local militia using small arms weapons.
You can down a $100 million airplane with small arms.
I want my money back.
Exactly.
I thought they had some kind of armor.
I get it.
You think that it was shot down by some farmer in the field with a shotgun.
My bad.
This might have been started by liberals because they may actually think you can take down an F-35 with an AR-15.
You know what?
It is an assault weapon.
It was that lone survivor with Kiefer Sutherland.
How did he make that?
This actually happened.
Maybe someone can find this clip and episode.
How did he make that shot?
From 600 yards away!
I go, we found out, sir.
He had an AR-15.
That doesn't explain why he was able to make a 600 yard shot.
I think it's like wanted where he's curving the bullet.
This makes zero sense.
He shot down a jet, Brian.
That's like a... Pull up the Twitter post on that again.
Pull it up.
I want to see how much interaction this thing has gotten.
Do we?
Nah.
Don't have that.
Do me a favor, guys.
Let me know how many people are buying into this one because we need to be able to mark these people.
You know what?
And avoid them.
You know what I think?
It could have been a wild goose.
Well, so he's definitely no Sully.
Did he fly into a bunch of geese?
He's like, oh, I don't want a river to land this thing on.
Like a bird strike?
Yeah, a bird strike.
That's not out there.
That's my theory.
Hey, Brian, you know why I don't think that's the theory?
Why?
Because you're stupid?
Because the plane flew for 60 more miles!
Well, that's because it goes 60 miles per second.
It doesn't.
I just gave up a secret.
I gave up a secret.
Unless the geese, like storks, they had little bandages and they carried the plane another 60 miles.
Like the Flintstones.
They're like pterodactyls carrying an F-35.
Like, this job sucks!
And they took it in as one of their own.
There's nowhere to grab a jet, obviously.
You don't know much about stealth fighters.
And then it dawned on me that Brian Callen took things far too literally.
A state of repressed childhood from which he could never recover due to his attack from the beers.
Dear diary, be more metaphorical.
Dear diary, Steven found out my fatal flaw on air.
It's a rough couple of weeks for Jets.
He used his go-to defense mechanism, a mimic miming as though he had a diary or the ability to write words.
Read more fiction.
This illiterate half-Italian.
Joe, researchers came back and said it was only 445 views, one retweet.
Oh, well who's the one idiot?
Was it us?
No, it was Don Jr.' 's hack account.
Don Jr.' 's hack account is like, I found the jet!
Alright, so here's another one.
When they're not busy creating fires on Hawaiian islands, directed energy weapons took down this jet.
Okay.
Well, what?
What happened?
Who said that?
Well, you know, he has a good point.
I mean, there is Jewish NASA with the space lasers.
Well, that's what they say.
Jewish laser.
Yeah, exactly.
I thought we were talking about directed energy.
No, no, you're right.
You're right.
You're right.
That's right.
I didn't know.
I didn't make the connection that you immediately made.
I just thought it was anti-Semitic.
It's not anti-Semitic because you're not anti-Semitic.
He's very pro.
He's being metaphorical because Jewish space lasers, it's actually code for banks.
Look, man, stop quoting Marjorie Taylor Greene.
I mean, yeah, she's right about a lot of stuff, but still, this is where I draw the line.
But I don't understand this one as well, guys, because, as I will repeat, the plane flew on for 60 additional miles, so maybe it's the worst directed energy weapon ever, or we have the most trigger-happy pilot ever to get out of the plane.
Energy weapon!
bye and doesn't actually get shot down.
So that one's probably not going to be true too.
But let's get to one that is, this one seemed to be making the
rounds quite a bit more and we'll see what kind of activity the tweets had here.
I just can't not say tweets, the posts on X, like it just doesn't
sound the same. That the jet was actually hacked by the Chinese
and diverted to Cuba of all places.
That is a reasonable theory, though.
So this one has a lot more 1.6 million views because it's Andrew Tate, right?
Okay, so that makes sense.
Bring that back up really quickly.
I want to read the one right up there.
So if you're concerned or upset about the U.S.
losing $150 million, it's a $100 million debt.
Let's not inflate it.
Don't forget about... Okay, whatever.
Who cares about the rest of it, right?
But people are talking about it being hacked.
Look, I know these are some theories, and we'll get back to the hacking thing in just one second, because there are some problems with this jet.
I think it runs on Linux.
And to be clear, I don't think Andrew Tait said it was hacked by the Chinese and diverted.
He said it was hacked.
That... That made sense.
That makes sense to me.
Like, that is possible.
Pilot ejects immediately.
Can't control the plane.
It flies on an autopilot for 60 more miles.
Like, okay, maybe there was something going on.
It's a sensible theory.
Yeah, it is.
It's much more sensible.
But look, we actually have...
It's real.
This is a real news report.
It's the greatest interview of all time.
I know what you're going to think, that it's not real, but it's 100% real.
This is a witness who puts all the speculation to rest.
Uh, in the bathroom taking a shave, and I heard a screeching, sort of between a screech and a whistle.
SCREAM!
That's 100% real!
Randolph!
Look, he's got the best dentist on the planet.
He does.
This is the best teeth I've ever seen in my life.
As a guy with yellow teeth, I'm jealous.
Where does he buy the rest of his outfit?
The Roots commemoration store?
I mean, that guy.
I was in the bathroom taking a brush of my teeth.
Or taking a shave, that's what it was.
Yeah, the way he's dressed and the way he's talking.
He's sitting there like, it's like, let me see, how many stereotypes can I fit in here?
Good God, y'all!
I'm gonna make it sound like a goat screaming.
People like goats that sound like a goat viral.
I'm gonna go viral.
Do the goat.
I feel good.
Interviewers are like, sure, that's not hell.
I don't know nothing about this, boy.
Make sure everybody see that one.
That's a good goat.
Where's Auto-Tune the News when you need it?
You've got some more material.
Are you guys still around?
Can we watch it one more time?
We absolutely can.
It's the greatest.
This happened yesterday.
It is the greatest interview of all time.
It's incredible.
In the bathroom, taking a shave.
And I heard a screeching, sort of between a screech and a whistle.
That's very close to the goats.
This is going to live forever.
He didn't realize that he was going to be famous.
I love how he was also, he was taking a shave.
Taking a shave?
Yeah, he wasn't shaving, he was taking a shave.
Taking a shave!
That's the sound I made after my first sexual experience.
Was that on air?
When you first saw a naked woman.
Ah, inside voice.
Yeah, that's right.
That's right.
You can use this guy for anything.
Her robe dropped and I screamed.
I've never seen a jet like that in my life.
I can't even go that high with the pitch.
Like, he did pretty good.
He was unbelievable.
That's incredible.
Good job.
So there are some major problems with this jet.
Like, it's an F-35.
It's very technically advanced.
It's, you know, stealthy, but obviously has some problems that make pilots eject.
But in 2018, there was a report that indicated that 53 of the, I'm sorry, the F-35 had 13 Category 1 deficiencies that made flying dangerous.
It seems like Operation number one is to try and make flying as safe as possible because the enemy is going to try to make it dangerous for you, so you probably should have that one figured out.
I don't know if, like, the wing randomly rips off.
And this, by the way, does lend credence to, I hate to use the term, but the theory that it could have been hacked.
Well, the next one even, it buttresses that even more.
Here's the problem, it's filling in the blanks saying the Chinese hacked it and sent it to Cuba.
There can be something that's true and you can have a question that's valid.
The problem is when you start filling in all the blanks as though you know, and you peddle that as though that is fact.
But I mean, if you were to get into a plane and they said, listen, good news is it's a hundred million dollars and it's an amazing piece of machinery.
Bad news is there are 13 things wrong with the aircraft.
That make it difficult to, um, what was it?
Fly.
Yeah.
And you go, are they big things?
Well, they're category one.
Send it to Spirit.
One of the things is that it loses thrust on a hot day in landing, which, you know, if you're doing the vertical kind of landing thing and at the wrong point because it's a hot day you lose it, that's a problem.
Also, the battery, when it's cold, can stop working.
And planes, I don't know if you've known planes, they fly high.
Yeah, I know.
It's typically colder up there.
I've never had a problem with thrust.
Yeah, absolutely.
So, Brian.
What?
There it is.
That's the sound I make.
So in 2019, to give this hacking thing a little bit more credence, the Defense Watchdog noted that there was susceptibility to hacking.
So here's this.
The Government Accountability Office released a report in October of 2018 showing that nearly every software-enabled weapon system tested between 2012 and 2017 can be hacked.
Often by simple means like looking up default passwords online for commercially available software.
Numerous parts of the F-35 program use this kind of software.
ALIS, I don't know what that is, runs on Windows, for example.
ALIS runs on Windows.
So look, I was taking a shave.
Taking a shave.
Then I said to myself, the last time I saw an F-35 run on Windows 98.
And if that motherfucker had a password to plane, my mother... Password was plane!
We're not on the plane, we're playing.
You are so dumb.
You turn the plane on.
You start me up.
It almost never stopped.
In this case, it did.
But look, people still love this play.
And just really quickly, this program is going to cost $1.7 trillion, the F-35 program.
That's a lot of nuts!
It is a lot of nuts.
It's the largest program ever at the Pentagon, and it was developed by Lockheed Martin.
By the way, 2022, Lockheed Martin's profit, $66 billion.
I believe one of our researchers, he can throw this in to you, Matt.
I had a nickname, Miscellaneous Matt.
There we go.
Miscellaneous Matt can have it, and we'll Because we have like three mats.
We have three mats now.
We have previously fired mat.
I have Cybermat.
Oh, is that Cybermat?
I called him Cybermat.
I don't know, it makes sense to me.
1.7 trillion.
Don't get caught up in the trillions.
That's $1,700 billion.
That's a lot.
That's $1,700 billion.
He's a math not Asian.
But I mean, what?
You're not Asian.
Well, maybe you got a little bit of Asian.
Yeah, for a plane that runs on windows.
They were telling us it made like a million dollars.
Like, Lockheed Martin makes like a million dollars.
Seven million an hour in profit.
Seven million an hour in profit.
Not in revenue.
Lockheed does?
We're in the wrong, but you want to go into the defense business?
Yeah, I do.
Seems like the place to be.
Yeah, and you know what?
The good news is I don't know anything about it, so I can make a plane.
I can make nunchucks.
Well, we can make this one fly for 60 miles before crashing.
I feel like you hit the ejection button a little prematurely over a populated area.
You're lucky the plane did make it 60 miles away before it crashed.
But look, there's 16 other countries that want to purchase these things, or I'm sorry, that have purchased them.
Among them, Poland, Germany, South Korea, and Singapore.
So we're arming people that hopefully will stay on our side.
I don't think we should ever arm Germany, ever.
I think that's a bad idea.
They're the one country.
They get restless every 40 years.
I wouldn't call their allies, so to speak, but we can't really trust them.
No, it's not that I don't trust them, I don't like them.
Unless we can hack all their planes and fly them to Cuba.
That's true.
Then that's fine.
With the pilots.
But then that'd just be vacation for them.
Yeah, Germany's also mostly Syrian and Turkish.
That's true.
But look, countries like China, we're not selling them to China.
I know what you're thinking right now.
We're also not giving them to Iran.
We're not abandoning them in Afghanistan, right?
Like some of the stuff that we've done.
Yeah, this is really good stuff.
Was it $8 billion worth of equipment we abandoned in Afghanistan?
Something like that.
I thought it was $80.
Yeah, but it's really hard to carry home pallets of cash.
Those are the things that you tend to... And opium.
They literally left pallets of cash along with all of the military equipment there.
It's like...
Prioritize the cash as well.
Just watch the Italian job.
Stuff it in some duffel bags when you hear the sirens.
One plane!
I'll go get the pallets of cash for you.
But China actually, so an F-35 actually went down and China was dying to get their hands on it.
Tonight, one of the most sophisticated pieces of military technology on the planet, now at the bottom of the South China Sea, and up for grabs.
The race is on to get the appropriate kind of recovery gear.
The Chinese have it, the U.S.
Navy has it.
Both those countries are going to want to get a hold of this record.
All right, look, so tell me, what do you think?
Is the F-35 a savvy national security investment that ensures that we will have U.S.
air superiority in whatever fight that we end up with in the future because of either a stupid administration or some idiot dictator that tries to take us to war?
Or is it a trillion dollar boondoggle suckling at the taxpayer tip?
But here's the thing, either way, Buy Lockheed stock.
Yes, that is a good lesson.
Buy Lockheed stock.
That is definitely what you're going to need.
Yeah, absolutely.
Buy some Lockheed stock.
By the way, down.
I'm bullish on Lockheed.
I'm bearish on the new technology regarding the air transport of Pallets O'Cash.
We can start a company called Pallets O'Cash.
Pallets O'Cash.
That's all we'll do.
We'll just transport, mostly flying to Iran with this regime, and then we'll just look it up for other people.
And maybe just create those, if it's a hundred million dollars, just, I mean, you could make them float.
They could double as a boat.
Make them more amphibian-like.
There, I said it.
See, I come up with ideas, guys.
I should be there.
I come up with ideas.
Yeah, you're not doing that.
He's an idea man.
Thank you, that's what I was thinking.
Look, I think you're right.
Dear diary, call Lockheed Martin.
Water wings!
Try to get in on the ground floor of Lockheed Martin.
Only if you have a DeLorean, sorry guys.
It's not going to happen.
So look, our Friday show this week is actually going to be some behind the scenes of kind of the making of this show and some of the skits and some of the opens and stuff that you guys love that we get to do where people get painted gold, which is a lot of fun.
So make sure you check that out on MugClub.
Again, it's only going to be available for Mug Club, but here's a little bit of a taste of what you can expect.
My father's gone.
My father and my mother.
I'm looking at Tim right now and seeing how good he looks.
This is so stupid.
If you want to keep it on, you and I can go do something later.
I tell you, come to the gym.
I ain't talking about you.
What the f***?
Cut.
Cut.
In your head, you know, they're all still alive.
Cutting.
Final touches.
Hey.
Get the chest hair a little bit.
Yeah, we'll clean it up.
Watch the nipple like last time.
I could do an arrow.
Oh, that'd be fun.
Watch the nipple, I said.
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I'm so horny.
No one told me they were keeping that.
Oh, of course.
Come on, it's a nice razor.
No, but honestly, I gotta tell you, it honestly is the Manscaped Razor.
This is the big thing that not enough people talk about.
This light makes all of the difference.
You see that?
It's very unflattering when you do it because it rakes across your... Look, spooky stories.
Don't actually accidentally shave your... Spooky stories of a hairless mouse.
It really does work well.
Like, we've used them for a while, then they became a sponsor to the show.
That light shows you the difference between a wart and a mole.
Hey, Brian, do you know where that light's really useful?
Yeah.
Downstairs?
No.
I didn't say that, Brian.
I thought that was the implication.
Come on, guys.
You're better than this.
I call that my naughty place.
That's why I keep it in the dark.
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And then the balls will sponsor the show.
For those of you who don't just need to shave your balls, nose hair, the weed whacker.
I need to start doing that.
I put it off and I'm embarrassed.
Actually, you kind of need it every once in a while.
I'm losing hair here, gaining hair in other places.
It's kind of a weird thing.
It's a bad tradeoff.
It's cruel.
But also, thank you very much for the laugh track, Healthy Helperton.
I actually used it on my neck, which is why my neck looks like you could sleep on it.
Alright Tim, so before we went to this, we were talking about the story of the F-35.
You said you had a, somebody said they knew what it was, like what the theory was.
Do you still have that?
That image?
Did you show me an image?
It's long gone.
Yeah, I showed an image.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I totally forgot what it was.
Oh, no, it was the guy holding the plane.
I thought there was something else.
Never mind.
My bad.
Alright, so we're going to start a story and then finish it in Mug Club, so you'll get to hear a little bit of what we're setting up here.
Because we'll absolutely be banned.
You've got to get one of these guys to be able to see it.
It's the secret pass.
It's the golden ticket, if you will.
Over the weekend, the Ukrainian Defense Forces Trans spokesperson.
This is the one of the most strange stories.
By the way, the whole story on this is not just that this person exists because we've already addressed this person in August, but they actually went on a rant about Russian propagandists.
Next week, the teeth of the Russian devils will gnash ever harder, and their rabid mouths will foam in uncontrollable frenzy as the world will see a fate of prevalent propaganda.
I was gonna say, like, you know how hard it is to get a good wig in a war zone?
It's only the first.
Russia's war criminal propagandists will all be hunted down, and justice will be served as we in Ukraine are led on this mission by faith in God, liberty, and complete liberation.
And it was apparent the only effort she put into looking like a woman was visiting Party City and asking for
the the
the Imagine in Ukraine, if you own a wig shop, business ain't a-boomin' right now.
Well, I mean, people still need wigs when they're fighting battles and not trying to, you know, die.
At least, I mean, because there are a lot of layers to this, some parts that are true, some parts that aren't true, but we can all agree it's a good thing that Draco Malfoy has found some new work.
So that's nice.
One's not going to help you, buddy.
I don't think it's going to work.
And by the way, people, they can comment if they want us to do a deep dive onto this disturbed individual.
Because this person does exist, but some of the stories around this person aren't really true.
It's getting crazier as we dive into this, right?
So this person's cringey in the voice and the way that they are.
It seems like they're doing propaganda, right?
So this is a As an American citizen, is what we think, based on what they've claimed, and there's some people that have thought maybe they found out who this is, but trust me, this story is only going to get more crazy as we go.
But look, again, if you are not on Mug Club, you don't get to see that part of it right now.
I'm really sorry, but this is really interesting.
So look, if you want us to do a deep dive, maybe we'll do a deep dive on one of the other shows, like you said, but this is the part.
You know, I don't normally get to do stuff like this.
Well, I know, but people need to know, you know, on Mug Club, not only do you get the Brian Cowan Show, But you're also going to get the Hodge Twin Show.
You get us every day.
Alex Jones.
45 minutes.
You get Alex Jones on Friday.
Mr. Guns and Gear.
Guns and Gear.
And of course the undercover journalist.
Undercover unit.
Yeah, the undercover investigative unit.
They're working on a lot right now.
And by the way, they're the ones who did a lot of work.
The reason that that Pornhub exclusive got out and there's going to be likely legislative action taken, that's entirely because of you at Mug Club.
You know what a lot of the nonprofit investigative journalism outfits out there can't do?
They can't go after companies like Pornhub.
No.
We're not allowed to do that.
So, it really is all because of you, and that's Mug Club.
That was the first sponsor spot we've done in a long time.
It is the first spot.
It's fun, though, to do it!
It is!
You never know if they're going to fire us.
Well, that's true.
They do give us creative license, and that's your fault, because you did it.
But, I don't normally get to say this, piss off YouTube.
What?
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