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Aug. 16, 2023 - Louder with Crowder
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UKRAINE VS. MAUI: BIDEN'S AID SCANDAL UNVEILED! | Louder with Crowder
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Hey there, before we go into the intro, which is fun.
I mean, it's alright.
I know what you're thinking.
Slow news day.
Correct.
That means that we're going to lean into having some fun here today and we're all very, very angry.
I'll give you a hint.
Hillary Clinton, Rachel Zegler.
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We're all in a good mood, right?
Your leaders are looking out for you, not Ukraine, and we don't have elites in power like Hillary Clinton.
You know what?
I'll put Rachel Ziegler on there too with Snow White.
Everything is ruined.
Peter Dinklage I used to think was funny.
He stood on the shoulders of the Verne Troyers of the world, of the Will Ferrells.
And now wants to pull that tiny ladder up behind him.
So we'll be talking about all of that today.
It's a cultural issue.
I used to like him.
Funny guy.
I was like, you shouldn't hire midgets because they're midgets.
You know who else didn't get romantic comedy leads, Dinklage?
Michael Clark Duncan.
Okay?
It's valid.
Unless it was a romancer with, like, Lenny with the rabbit.
I don't know.
But my point is, just, not everything has to be a thing.
So we'll, you know, we'll make it a thing and hopefully we'll have some fun with it.
But I do have a question for you.
If Trump is convicted, does that make you more or less likely to vote for him?
There's a lot of speculation out there.
And the beauty is, with the millions of you tuning in, you're a great sample size.
Does it make you feel compelled to support him?
Yes.
At this point, I don't know that anyone else could even stand a snowball's chance in hell in the primary.
Yes.
I would support him.
If he gets convicted, I'm absolutely 100% supporting him, even more than I'm already supporting him, yes.
I know.
And you really didn't like him in the primaries in 2016.
Neither one of us did.
I thought he was joking around.
I thought this was all a goof.
And he ended up winning, and I think he maybe thought, like, well, hell, I won.
I thought it was a goof!
If he gets a mugshot, we need to make t-shirts.
He'll probably already have it copyrighted.
That's true, that's true.
That's my IP!
Such a great face!
Good face!
The best face!
He'll sell them.
I will have one.
Look at the NFTs.
Different acronym.
All right, you hear him.
He's off to a bad start.
Number two, CEO Gerald Morgan.
How are you, sir?
I'm fantastic.
How are you?
I'm good.
Do you see the new, like, the rumble, the thing?
Because we have the new outro when we go over.
Yeah, the new outro rumble.
By the way, of course, everyone you know, if you're watching on YouTube, if you see this at any point, this dump button, Just head on over to Rumble.
We're not going to censor ourselves, and that's why we're still on YouTube, but you know, every now and then they suspend us anyway.
Whatever.
Hey, can we get a suspension for anyone who wants one?
I don't want one, okay?
In third shirt, it's his last day here today, this week anyway.
We love having him in.
Send in your chats, let him know you love him.
He's going to be at the Funny Bone, Richmond, Virginia, this Friday, Saturday, August 18th and 19th.
Richmond, Virginia, Josh Feierstein.
What's up?
Good morning.
How you doing, sir?
Good, good.
I think we need the mic a little closer to your face.
A little closer to my face?
Were you worried about your beard scratching it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I get nervous.
It's on a mic stand.
You can move it.
You don't have to leave.
You threw up all morning because of some hairspray.
It wasn't hairspray.
It was hair powder.
It's a different thing.
It's manly.
What?
Yeah.
What?
It's a hair powder.
You put it in your hand.
You decide.
It's not anthrax.
No, it's not.
Did you get your hair powder from an unmarked envelope?
You know, Josh, you could just shower.
You're talking about dry shampoo?
It's just foot powder.
I replaced the word foot with hair.
But everyone, careful.
Thank you for your service.
Thank you.
Right now he's a veteran, like, he was stinking it!
Alright, so before we move on here, and there's a lot to get to, here's an Australian woman, and she apparently, look, No one cares, let's be clear.
I was raised in Canada where they would always bitch about the United States, right, because they have the biggest small man's complex that I've ever seen in my life, and they thought that we care.
Like, they think we're sitting here going, gee, I hope the Canadians like us.
This Aussie chick thinks that we're going, oh my gosh, I hope the broad who was raised in a rapist and murdering penal colony likes her flag, but...
Everyone feels, and of course you're entitled to your own opinion.
The problem is when you're entitled to an opinion and then big tech censors you if you make fun of said opinion because it's stupid.
And I don't mean like, yo that's stupid!
Like cool, I mean it's dumb.
It's unintelligent.
So here is this Aussie broad who apparently has a problem with American flags and patriotism.
I'm just going to say it.
There are too many American flags.
Like, they're on houses, they're on cars, some of them on couch cushions.
Like, I don't know who's making these American flags, but they're making a bloody fortune.
And Chinese.
And like, you're the only country that I know that does this.
Because we're better.
The only time I think I've ever seen an Australian flag is like on the Harbour Bridge.
Yeah, because people were jumping off of it.
Like, I know it's like blue and it's got some stars on it.
But I think I could draw the American flag from memory.
I think we could make a bloody sculpture out of it.
That's how many times I've seen it.
It's enough.
Let's pull back on it, okay?
Let's stay humble.
You come from the land of murderers, rapists, and every venomous animal known to man.
No one cares about your opinion.
You're just not that important.
And if you really hate patriotism, I demand that you feast your eyes on this!
America.
Thank you for your service.
By the way, that's a real tattoo, just so you know.
100%, baby.
Did you lose a bet?
No, no.
He loves this country.
No, I know he does, but that's a painful place to get a tattoo.
You should go elope with that Aussie broad.
I love our country, too.
If you don't like his America tattoo, you might as well get the hell out.
Look at the Boston Red Sox font across his belly.
That's a sensitive area.
Yeah, yeah.
I had abs back then, though.
It looked really cool.
It was really small, yeah.
And now it's just like a, whoa, look at the fun fat guy with the dumb thing on his belly.
El Nino!
It was Comic Sans originally, now it's a different font.
You should see my lower back.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
What's that music?
Nothing.
It's a lot of fun.
People have seen my balls and his ass.
Now, this is just one of those... Okay, first off, quiz.
What is the most venomous snake in the world?
Not the most dangerous.
The most venomous snake in the world.
Do you know why America is better than most countries?
It can sort of be boiled down to snakes.
Do you know how many people die from snake bites in the United States each year?
Approximately.
I'm going by road here, but I know I'm within striking distance.
It's like 5 to 10.
You know how many across the globe?
It's well into the hundreds of thousands.
It's a minimum of 80,000.
In Asia, every year.
Often well over 100,000 in Asia.
The big four, they call them these snakes.
Now, here's the issue.
It's because they live in countries where they don't have advanced medical technology like we do, anti-venom.
They don't take care of their own citizens, and a lot of them still have to work in these primarily agrarian societies, or as we would know them, third world countries.
So, they don't survive what we survive here, and they have more venomous snakes, to be clear, in Asia.
Most venomous?
Comment below.
Don't cheat.
Don't cheat.
They're cheating.
It's the inland Taipan.
Taipan, sorry.
From Australia.
Yeah, there's also the coastal Taipan.
Also a dick, but not as venomous.
So this is why all snakes should be killed.
And Australia needs to be nuked.
Now.
Actually, keep them on Snake Island so we can send pedophiles there.
Send the snakes.
Yes.
Yes.
Send the snakes to Australia.
Well, they have snakes in Australia.
They already are there.
Like they did the people.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Send them.
It's a penal colony.
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Okay.
Hillary Clinton.
Oh yeah, the bitch!
Foreshadowing.
Just yesterday, she joined Rachel Mad- I mean, come on.
How many butch-cutted chain gang lesbians can you fit in a room?
Hillary Clinton joined Rachel Maddow, and I don't think you can sort of crystallize a more elitist, out-of-touch clip, but here's what happened.
Fancy meeting you here.
Oh, I can't believe this.
Yeah, this is not the circumstances in which I expected to be talking to you.
Nor me, Rachel.
It's always good to talk to you, but honestly, I didn't think that it would be under these circumstances.
Yet another set of indictments.
I'm a bitch!
I'm a bitch!
I'm a bitchy, bitchy, bitch!
I'm a silly little bitch!
Such a bitchy bitch!
I'm a bitch!
It's just everything, everything is just a redux, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sheryl Crow, do something original.
Was that Sheryl Crow?
It was Meredith Brooks.
Oh.
Oh.
By the way, still not president, right?
Yeah.
Okay, do your checking.
You ever hear Nick DeFalo's bit about Sheryl Crow?
He's like, uh, Sheryl Crow, remember her titless one-hit wonder from the 90s?
Ouch!
Titless wonder?
Nick!
He talks about her demanding we use one square.
No one hates elitism more than Nick DiPaolo.
You can watch him on Mug Club at 5 p.m.
tonight.
Okay, this brings us to more elitism here.
Look, I am glad that the United States is in a position where we can help anyone in the world.
You know, that's why the flag is so popular, Aussie bro.
But it doesn't mean that we have to.
We should definitely... Comment below.
Hit like, too, if you agree.
We should take care of our own people first.
That's only a novel concept to people really since the 1960s to today.
The idea that if you are a superpower, you need to be taking care of the rest of the world, as opposed to, at gunpoint, raping them of their resources.
That's kind of how empires existed beforehand.
I don't know if you know this, evil empires are generally profitable, not costly.
This is my problem with what Biden is doing.
Of course, he had no comment.
Now he's trying to lean too far the other way with the Maui fires.
Horrible tragedy.
Obviously, the death toll is now over 100.
My heart's go out to those families affected.
Okay, to make up for it, former Vice President Joe Biden is now sending a $700 one-time payment to each household affected.
Oh, $700 whole dollars.
$700 whole dollars.
Does Obama get some?
And he said, don't spoil your dinner.
There's plenty more where that came from, the taxpayers.
Now $700, that sounds nice, and hey, we're taking care of some of our own citizens, it makes sense.
I just hate it when you get a check that says, like, from President Joe Biden.
No, no, no, it's not your check.
Now here's the math that you need.
So Ukrainians apparently need the money more, because he's committed, former Vice President Biden, over $113 billion to Ukraine, and counting.
That's over $2,500 per person in Ukraine.
Or an RPG7 for every single Ukrainian man, woman, and child.
I never know when those are going to come in handy.
Yes.
So $700 to people of Maui, $2,500 to people of Ukraine.
The biggest beneficiary in all this, by the way, is formerly Maui, but now Ukrainian Jim, which I don't want to question intensely.
I don't think he's all in for the cause.
I think he's a grifter.
I think you're right.
I think he is gaming the system, formerly Maui, now Ukrainian Jim.
By the way, is this real 700 bucks?
Like, I mean, come on.
How many?
What is it?
1,000?
2,200 structures is what they said, Byrne.
Let's say that there's 2,000 families or homes that were affected by this, times $700.
Really?
Yeah.
Really?
What are you doing?
Is that the tip jar, Joe?
Yeah.
Like, come on.
We're a national superpower.
Like, we can absolutely—100—international superpower—we can absolutely send more money that way.
Like, why would you announce that and go, I did it?
He wants to buy votes, and he knows that most of it will be spent on meth.
No, it's not gonna buy a boat!
You know what he's doing?
He's sending you a check that's less than the COVID checks everyone got.
And in COVID, your house didn't burn down and half your family died.
Thanks, Joe.
Well, it's about the price of a surfboard.
Yeah, they like the longboards.
That costs more.
You can't even fly off the island for that, Joe.
The president's sending me to Pipeline.
I'm freaking out.
How come nobody sends California residents, or Oregon residents, or Washington residents money when their house is burned down?
Or their mudslides?
It's all about political expediency.
It's timing, isn't it?
Yeah.
And by the way, I don't think we should be sending anyone just a blank check.
I think that we should have a more... We did a whole segment on it yesterday, if you didn't watch it on Mug Club, because it was a little bit more complicated.
Had to do the ins and outs.
But!
Maybe you could have an efficient form of government and fulfill your one role.
One thing that falls under the legitimate purview of government is keeping the citizens safe.
Not reducing the price of internet.
Not making sure that people don't have to pay rent.
Not paying a portion of the degree for underwater basket weaving or afro-centric lesbian studies at Dartmouth.
But keeping people safe, meaning from people who want to kill us, external forces, or Interior forces.
Internal threats.
That would include a natural disaster about which many people knew and warned.
But here you go.
$700, $2,500 for Ukraine.
The good news is this is not just a Democrat issue, by the way.
Democrats and Republicans have found common ground.
Biden is in good company.
People like Mike Pence.
Your concern is that the Ukrainians, a country most people can't find on a map, who've received tens of billions of U.S.
tax dollars, don't have enough tanks.
I think it's a fair question to ask, like, where's the concern for the United States in that?
Well, it's not my concern.
I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitchy, bitchy, bitch, I'm a silly little bitch.
Such a bitchy bitch, I'm a bitch.
And here you thought this show was sexist.
I've never seen somebody commit political suicide so wonderfully.
Bye, Mike.
Does anyone like Mike Pence?
No!
Comment below.
I've heard of... Are you Mike Pence's fan?
Who's that guy?
Who's the guy with the Mike Pence bumper sticker?
Pence!
He's got a Pence tattoo across his stomach.
I've never been at Pence or nothing!
What is this, a Nerf commercial?
His whole family doesn't like him.
It's awkward.
Flies do.
Oh, that's right.
Yes, they're drawn to him like flies to Mike Pence.
Now!
Well, you know what, this is a good example.
We're a little more relaxed.
You served your country.
What do you think about sending money over to Ukraine?
Our hearts go out to the people of Ukraine, but you're someone who served your country, who actually fought.
Sometimes people say, well, yeah, until you fought, you can't have an opinion.
What do you think about sending billions of dollars to Ukraine?
I think it's been too long.
I think it's been too much and too long.
I think, you know, at first you're like, okay, we got to help them out of being invaded, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
But after a certain time, it's like, we got to...
Also, why is nobody else helping?
Why is not NATO helping us out?
They're not paying in their portion.
A few of them did at first, but then they, you know, they're like, hey, this is all we can give you.
We have to worry about ourselves.
The only person to get other countries to start paying more into NATO was President Donald Trump.
Well, look, and thank you again for your service, Josh.
We have to say that every single time as part of his writer.
You're welcome.
You're welcome, Gerald.
If you think it's been too long and too much...
We're gonna get in trouble for that.
If you think it's been too long and too much, you're really gonna love this.
So apparently there's a transgender journalist from the United States that's now the official spokesperson for the Ukrainian military.
Do we have an overlay for that?
Do we have a clip?
You'll notice that blood drips from it.
He's a vampire carrying out genocide against both Ukrainians.
This is a joke.
I don't believe it.
It's gotta be a deep fake, right?
That's not real, is it?
Is it real?
I think it's real.
Did Mission Control confirm that it's real?
They sent it to us.
All right, look, we'll play it later in the show.
You guys can check below.
I don't want to be faked out.
If it is real, I want to see it, even though I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
You did a little bit, yeah.
It's Pat.
By the way, boycotts work and bycots work.
We'll be talking about Target reducing their sales projections, what you guys have done with Bud Light, and Hey, you know what?
Send a few of those billions over this way and sign up at Mug Club because there's a lot we can do.
We just love poking our finger in the chest of people who hate you.
It's what gets us up in the morning.
Ginger Snap's saying it is.
It's a report from Newsweek.
Real?
Wow.
Alright, hold on a second.
By the way, Ginger Snap, and ladies, Ginger Snap, you know, ladies love him.
He's single.
Single and ready to mingle.
He has a preference, though.
He's straight.
He likes a very specific type of woman.
So does Gary.
They each have a type.
And there's nothing wrong with that.
Men are allowed to have types.
Your boobs are huge.
I'm type 2.
That's better than one.
Unless you grew up next to a radiation plant, then you know.
You can still find ways to make it work.
That's my point.
Is that why you have the two on your arm on the tattoo?
Yeah.
So explain this to me again, Gerald, this video.
So this is real.
No, but what is it?
It's a trans... I'm getting there.
It's a transgender journalist.
From the United States that we apparently have exported over there now as the official spokesperson for the Ukrainian military because I guess it's scary?
Well, hold on a second.
Pause.
You know who else we exported to them?
Who?
Well, actually not Ukraine.
We exported back to Russia was the Merchant of Death.
Oh yeah, they still- Oh, I remember that guy.
They're still really not good with trades.
But don't worry, we still have Brittany Griner, so it's a fair deal.
Yes, we do.
Oh, thank God.
And she can vape till her heart's content.
Thank you God!
Let's play this video since now we've confirmed that it's real.
It's real.
Of this transgender American reporter for Ukraine thing.
Alright, bring it.
It's muted still.
No, it's muted.
But what was the other thing that we just said?
Can you start it from the top?
There we go.
No, this works.
We didn't get to see the speaking part.
This gives us more details.
Having been in Ukraine for almost 520 days in a variety of both civilian and military capacity.
I think she just went there because of the flag.
They're like, ah, it's the trans flag, so I'm good.
Do we have them speaking, though, the other clip?
All right, let's see that one.
Because this is a real thing.
This is a real thing.
We're not making this up.
This is happening on the fly.
And by the way, Matt is new helping with this system over here.
So, you know, show me love.
You'll notice that he's a vampire carrying out genocide against both Ukrainians and Russians alike.
Vlad Putin bathes in the blood of innocent children and enjoys it.
They're on a first name basis.
A little too comfortable.
That's Mr. Impaler to you.
That's ridiculous.
They call me Mr. Unpassable.
I'm going to be a bad boy.
We try to keep this down to one a week, but it just brings us to part two of This Week in Biden.
If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black.
President Joe Biden, y'all.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Thank you.
Well, I'm a little underwhelmed, aren't you all?
I think I messed up.
Y'all please vote for me, okay?
But then, when I signed the The lady who introduced him, she was confused.
Her vision's based on thermal identification.
I was gonna say better late than never, Joe.
Good job.
You ain't black.
Okay, that's not fair.
The lady who introduced him, she was confused.
Her vision's based on thermal identification.
I was gonna say better late than never, Joe.
Good job.
Vote for me, y'all.
I love how she bailed.
She's just like, well, this is not going to work with me.
Yeah, yeah.
In comedy, you've got to stay up there.
If your headliner's not there, you better do some more time.
Yeah, his jill should be, you know, stage left going, yep, stretch it, stretch it.
She's like, I'm underwhelmed, y'all.
And I'm like, every single day, all of us are underwhelmed by him.
Underwhelmed should mean you have expectations.
Now, following the event, this is something else people are talking about.
And look, just to be clear, I don't run all of my own social media, I understand it, but it's the President of the United States, or former Vice President of the United States.
Some people call him President of the United States, some people call him former Vice President of the United States.
I call him former Vice President of the United States because I respect the office.
So the account for the White House Press Secretary, Karen Jean-Pierre, tweeted and deleted the following, which was clearly meant to be in Biden's voice.
It said, investing in America means investing in all of America.
When I ran for president, I made a promise.
I'd leave no part of the country behind.
That actually happened to us.
Wait, what?
How so?
Oh, that's right.
Hold up real quick.
When our social media guy was doing it... It happens.
Accounts get confused.
Gerald tweeted, I'll be posting the top three moves everyone should know inside and out to be proficient in jiu-jitsu.
Stay tuned.
Well, that doesn't sound like jiu-jitsu.
That was probably meant for...
Tim tweeted out, uh, Joe Louis caught in another rabbit last night, uh, life lesson.
Protein is life.
Bite pressure of 500 PSI.
Bug never had a chance.
He's allergic to dogs.
That's obviously what was meant for mine.
Actually, I need to be honest about mine, um, so I'm really sorry about that.
So this one, I did it and it was my bad.
It was supposed to be me.
It was supposed to be you.
Where was it?
It was posted to... That explains... Oh, it's from my account.
Yeah, exactly.
So the wife and I just had the most amazing bottle of Pinot Noir.
I picked it.
Sommelier et al.
Just heavenly.
Hashtag date night.
Hashtag Napa forever.
That one stings.
That does sting.
Why did we give Gerald access to your account?
I didn't.
I didn't.
You know, it's a toggle thing and I didn't toggle it to the right account.
The lesson is don't throw stones.
Lesson learned.
Yes.
And don't live in a... I mean, you shouldn't live in a glass house anyway.
It's not structurally sound.
Yeah, it's not great.
Well, it's very hot.
Come on.
Yeah, I mean, unless you're living in a house that was used for the, you know, for the photo session for Billy Joel's album.
There's big bad wolves out there.
It's called Glass Houses, and it's a fantastic album.
Oh, it is.
Yeah, it's nice.
It's a nice house, too.
It's just... It is a nice house.
Not practical.
Yeah, it's not practical.
Not with the Texas storms.
So, we like to consider ourselves...
At least it wouldn't burn.
I'm sorry guys, I couldn't not say it.
You would just get to see people being cooked, yes.
Your house just turns to sand?
What are you gonna do?
Put it back up?
I don't know if this is too soon or not, but do me a favor, Research, bring up Guns and Gear had a really funny tweet about ordering a Hawaiian pizza.
Oh no.
No.
No.
It is funny.
It's a little dark.
I don't think it was his tweet.
I think it was somebody else's from his account.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It happens.
It happens.
Somebody find it real fast.
Slow News Day.
You guys okay with it?
But we do have a lot to get to.
Kind of.
We do.
There's a lot.
There's international news.
And really, look, this is one thing we've always told you.
We're not going to simply... You have a lot of news channels out there.
They just have to regurgitate things, recycle things.
It gives us some freedom to either have more fun or stake out some evergreen topics that hopefully end up being more...
I guess I should say, more useful to you.
Our role here is to serve you.
Everyone's serving a master.
It could be primarily sponsors, primarily big tech advertising, but we serve you.
We serve Mug Club, largely.
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Ow!
That's dark.
Almost burnt.
So here at Lionel's Crowder we like to consider ourselves pretty astute on global issues.
We didn't tweet that, we're saying someone else.
We didn't start the pizza fire.
Now, that brings us to the first edition, and hopefully one of few, Crowder's World Corner.
Oh, they went heavy metal with that.
That's the NWO font.
That's awesome, that's cool.
That's because our Crowder's Corner is the cream of the crop, yeah!
I tell you, my little ones, they love it now.
I say, what does Macho Man say?
Oh yeah!
I was watching something, we were working on a sketch, and he's so colorful.
I go, Macho Man!
Oh yeah!
That's so cute.
Oh, my wife's gonna hate me for saying this.
I would jokingly say, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine for making fun of the movie.
I was making fun of Inglorious Bastard.
But he's tall, blonde, and blue-eyed.
And he did it.
He literally one day just went, like when he was super young, nine, nine, nine, nine.
I was like, oh no!
And then I was like, that's hilarious.
He says it to his Jewish teacher.
Oh, I did.
Nein, nein, nein, nein.
It makes Hitler look really silly.
It does, it does. Yeah, that was the goal all along.
So, in international news, silly people, North Korea,
bad Korea, as it's known, they've broken their silence on the
United States military defector Travis King, but here's the thing,
the reason that they are breaking their silence is, of course, propaganda,
but it's also really, it's pretty funny.
First, in case you haven't heard, here's a news clip.
This is the 23-year-old U.S. soldier in North Korean custody this morning.
A US official says Private Travis King has served two and a half years in the military.
He bolted across the border, effectively handing himself over to Kim Jong-un's isolated government.
Hold on, how bad must life be for you to flee to North Korea?
Well, here's the thing, and it's propaganda, right?
They said, Travis King confessed that he had decided to come over to DPRK... Democratic People, blah, whatever.
North Korea.
Bad Korea.
I'm not gonna do their bidding for them.
Travis King confessed he had to come over to DPRK as he harbored ill feeling against inhuman maltreatment and racial discrimination within the U.S.
Army.
So Travis King is claiming racism, but there are a few key details.
He was actually facing two allegations of assault in South Korea.
He pled guilty to one of the assaults in destroying public property, and he was facing extradition to the United States.
But this is what they do, right?
They're trying to echo just what we talked about China with marriage.
They can see the cracks in the United States.
Look at what these people see as a valuable tool in destroying the country.
Black Lives Matter!
That's what they want you to think.
He fell for it and is now the only black person in North Korea.
Yes, exactly.
To be fair though, North Koreans, they're pretty progressive on that.
King was treated fairly, cordially upon his arrival.
They made him feel at home.
Now, out of context, that would seem bad, but we also have exclusive footage of King having his first meal in bad Korea.
Then he assaulted him.
some greasy sh** you ain't got no better food like some chicken wings
some baby back ribs, some fries or something?
I don't know what you want I'm chillin' out what?
I'm chillin' out what?
I'm chillin' out what?
I'm no punk b**** I ain't no punk b**** neither
I'm no punk b**** I'll come over there and knock that head off
I'll come over there and knock that head off Then he assaulted him
Yeah well, now he's trying to flee somewhere else And by the way, that first clip of Jackie Chan
you know, the what's up man now we can't even say you couldn't do that in a film today?
And here's the thing.
I know people say, well, it's because we've advanced.
No, no.
There is nothing racist about that joke.
There's nothing racist about that bit about Jackie.
It's funny because he's a fish out of water who doesn't even understand English and is trying to make friends with black people and he hears them talk that way.
And you can't put that in a film.
I'm not just saying, this isn't hyperbole here, we've lost something.
We've lost something.
Because you know what?
Black people loved Rush Hour, and I think the Asians who were allowed to watch it, I don't know if they showed it in China, they liked Rush Hour.
Well, Jackie Chan was going on the China apology tour for a long time.
Yeah, he's a propagandist.
He's a communist.
For a little while.
Yeah, he also can't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.
What?
No, come on!
He went to the Peking Opera.
It's acrobatics with fake punches.
I still like it.
It's fun.
I like his drunken master style.
What he does with a broom and a mop.
It's great.
Five eyes.
I like he does his own stunts.
That's what I was talking about.
With brooms and mops.
He runs and jumps on stuff too.
It's funny when he misses.
It is funny when he misses.
Hit the Rumble button, by the way, if you're watching on Rumble right now.
Smash that Rumble button.
It just kind of... Rumble's fair to us, so the algorithm doesn't matter so much there.
Hit the Like button on YouTube and... Mucklup only exists because of Rumble.
Did you have something you wanted to say or we want to move on to?
I think we need to move on to a country that we all love and adore.
Yeah, yeah.
Iran.
Oh, I thought you were going to say Australia.
I was going to correct you.
Uh, Iran.
So, uh, while we're talking about money, uh, the former vice president Biden administration, they just, uh, agreed to unfreeze $6 billion.
Oh my gosh.
In Iranian assets in exchange for five.
Now, before we go to the clip, five American prisoners, just to be clear, we're doing these exchanges with prisoners.
Russia still does have the merchant of death.
Because of us!
Yeah, yeah.
In case you were wondering, they do in fact still have the Merchant of Death, and you'll be happy to know that he's living very comfortably.
So, here's a clip of Blinken trying to make this make sense.
Last week, we confirmed that Iranian authorities released five U.S.
citizens from prison to house arrest.
Simak Namazi, Murad Tabaz, Iman Shargi, and two Americans who wish to remain private.
Most have been in prison since before this administration took office.
One has been held for nearly eight years.
None should have been detained in the first place.
1.2 billion dollars per person?
I'm not good at math or anything.
Better invent a longer lasting light bulb or something.
Who do you think you got?
Chelsea Clinton?
Was that Chris Tugger?
He said that in the... Maybe it was Rush Hour 2.
I didn't always understand what he said.
I would have to wait until the end of his phrase.
I'm gonna have to shoot you, man!
Oh I got the last one.
So you're angry.
Couldn't tell.
So obviously some people are concerned about this because it's Iran.
Donald Trump had the best foreign policy with Iran.
If you screw around too much, I will just kill you.
Yes, exactly.
And brag about it.
Right.
I won't even do like a SEAL team that nobody knows about.
Right.
I did it.
Critics like Mike Pompeo are saying this.
The concern is that obviously it could be used for nuclear capabilities.
The exception, by the way, is that these funds can be unfrozen.
Solely for humanitarian aid, which apparently people, this is why you don't trust experts when they say, oh hold on a second, this person has no experience in politics.
We need to elect someone with experience.
Yeah, Blinken actually believes that Iran is going to be using the money for humanitarian aid.
I would trust my mechanic.
The funds in question are not American funds.
They're not American taxpayer money.
They are Iranian funds that have been in South Korean banks.
For a number of years.
Let's send that money to Ukraine.
From day one of our sanctions, there has always been an exemption for the use of funds for humanitarian purposes.
I'm a bitch!
I'm a bitch!
I'm a bitchy, bitchy, bitch!
I'm a silly little bitch!
Such a bitchy bitch!
I'm a bitch!
Doesn't get old.
No one's getting out on skates today.
I think I'm next.
Next is Rachel Zegler.
Oh, that's right.
That little bra just made my list of things to do today.
I mean insult, by the way.
I don't mean anything violent, and I don't mean anything sexual.
Just to be clear, I mean that I don't like that she's an entitled, spoiled little brat, and that these people are at the helm of American culture.
By the way, we do have exclusive pictures.
You know, we do a little news here of the funds being put to humanitarian use.
So, yeah.
Oh, Oppenheimer.
Come on.
What do you think they're going to use that for?
Like, really?
Hey, I don't know.
What would you use billions of dollars for?
Yeah, if you were the country who, by the way, all references are available at lightearthcracker.com, right?
They kill people for political points of view and torture them, right?
This is ingrained into their law.
Ethnic religious suppression, of course.
Women, and of course LGBT.
They throw them off of roofs.
Yeah, they see if they can fly.
They haven't found one yet, but they're still searching.
They misconstrued the idea of fairy dust.
By the way, Blinken, isn't that the guy who bought that the Afghan people, like the Taliban, wasn't going to come back in control and they're going to let women stay in universities and it took six days for that not to happen?
I'm not even kidding.
The Taliban came back into power, I think it was within like a three-day period.
He just showed up to an empty lot.
He's like, this was supposed to be Taliban DeVry.
You lied to us!
Really?
I thought your assistant was a woman and she was a phoenix.
So, is the University of Phoenix still a thing?
I don't know.
That was one of the first ones everyone made fun of.
You've spent a lot of time in the middle.
Do they still exist?
I thought you were going to say you spent a lot of time at the University of Phoenix.
No, I don't know if it's still a thing.
Is it?
I don't know.
Yeah.
It's got to be a thing.
I guess it's got to be a thing.
They sponsor a stadium, I think, for the Cardinals.
I don't know!
Is there anything else you wanted to get into on the international affairs?
It's just how silly we are for crying out loud, giving the money to Ukraine, giving it over to the merchant of death, and now six people are like, oh, it's not our funds, it's their funds that we've frozen.
They're still university.
How about no involvement with evil regimes?
How about that?
Can that be a starting point?
I understand at certain points in history the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
I get it, but that's not really where we are right now.
There doesn't need to be any... There's no reason to send money to these people.
Basically, it needs to be like, hey, you're detaining two Americans.
I don't know who the other people were.
They didn't sound very American.
Maybe they are.
I don't know.
Maybe they immigrated over.
But they sounded like people that they were just illegally holding.
And it's like, how about you let them go or we do Donald Trump Part 2.
We still have more missiles that we can send.
And by the way, that's a nice frappuccino you have right now.
I'm sure you're going to want to be able to drink that.
We could see you, sir.
Did you have a frappuccino?
You missed it.
It was just like, we're watching you.
Oh!
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
I thought, because you had a frappuccino this morning.
No, I didn't.
It was iced coffee.
Oh, that's right.
That's right.
That's right.
You keep accusing me.
I didn't.
That's true.
It was false accusation.
Let Josh know you love him.
He'll be in Richmond, Virginia this weekend, by the way.
Come bring me a frappuccino.
I knew it!
I knew it!
Mocha cookie crumble.
You played both sides of the fence.
You guys come against me.
That's the problem.
So, let's go back to the United States.
I like to think of it as the only place that really matters.
So, let's go back to the United States, you know, or as, you know, I like to think of
it the only place that really matters.
Now, um, it's fair, your dollar, the American dollar, now it's worth less than it used to
be, that's true, because they print it in the money machine.
But your dollar does mean something.
Now, you've heard me say in the past that just boycotts don't work in the absence of boycotts.
In other words, there has to be some competition.
There has to be a replacement.
We have seen now a method of action through you that is effective.
And we've seen it several times with giant companies.
In other words, when people say, what are you going to do with X billion dollar international
corporation?
Well, now we have a bit of a blueprint.
So yesterday, we'll go through these examples.
You have Bud Light, you have Target, you have Disney.
I was scratching my foot under my desk and then my foot flung out and hit.
Oh, my toe hurts.
You got bit by a brown recluse or something?
I think I might, yeah.
Is that the same foot?
No, it's a different bite.
You're going to walk funny today.
Anyone else ever been bitten by a brown recluse?
Tell me what the phases are.
I think I might, you know, lose a toe.
Death.
So.
Death.
One phase.
Death.
Yeah.
I think it's pretty simple.
Necrosis, I believe they call it.
Now.
That's the death of the cells, the skin cells and stuff.
So death.
I was right.
Yeah, death.
But individual cells.
Yeah.
Well.
I got a Mexican friend that doesn't leave the house.
Is he a brown recluse?
He's a brown Jesus.
Thank you.
Which, I believe the original Jesus was anyway, so he's just... Yes, yes.
Hector's recluse Talking to you
Get out there!
I'm just picturing, like, a Mexican Howard Hughes.
He's pissing in jars and people confuse it for some kind of pissing.
Alright.
So, back on topic.
I guess.
The boycotts and boycotts.
You're talking about billions and billions and billions, hundreds of billions of dollars lost because of you, right?
And that's the same model on the other side of that coin with Mug Club.
You guys can support what it is that you like and you guys can now boycott what it is that you don't like.
And this is why the big tech war is so important, right?
Because this only happens if you can reach people.
If you can reach kindred spirits.
That's why they want to shut you down.
That's why they want you to feel isolated.
Look at the numbers now.
You are not alone.
There are far more of you than you have been told.
If you were to live your life going through grade school, going through public schools, going to university, and if you watch mainstream news or go to the movies, every band you listen to, every piece of entertainment that you used to consume would tell you to vote one way, would tell you that everyone believes that the world is that way. One point of view, an
incredibly leftist point of view.
The numbers now show that's not true and that's why it's super important that you are able
to congregate and to communicate with people who share your values. It's more important than ever.
So yesterday, Target announced cuts to both its full year sales and their profit expectations.
So it's $390 million.
Good!
Wow.
Under the original projections.
That's a lot of money.
To put another little kind of, I guess, feather in your cap there is $15 billion is the market cap that has also been lost this year.
Wow.
For Target.
That's a huge drop.
$15 billion, that's what, I don't know, three prisoner exchanges?
Or one and a half merchants of death.
Yes, yes, exactly.
But this brings us to the gaslighting.
We'll get to some other examples.
The media wants you to think that you have no power, that it's this leviathan, that the people who have formed, that every weapon that is formed against you, it's so powerful you might as well just give up.
It doesn't work.
All is lost, they say.
I think that was your cue.
Bud Light is so boycotted.
Boycotts rarely work.
That's what multiple experts said when beer drinkers took their shot at America's best-selling beer, Bud Light.
Buckle up, bitch!
It's about to get worse.
$27 billion in market cap loss since May.
Dang!
It's Bud Light.
That's okay, you can keep it.
And by the way, I should have mentioned this earlier, we have an exclusive interview with the CEO of Anheuser-Busch.
Yeah, it's coming up in a little bit. I completely forgot to mention it.
But no one really cares about the guy.
So, Anheuser-Busch, it's been so effective that they're unloading other brands as a result of lost sales.
That's important to note because this is, remember I always said, don't just say, I'm not going to drink Bud Light and then go straight to another Anheuser-Busch brand.
Which is like Modelo, which is the number one brand in the world.
Well, it depends if you're in the U.S.
or internationally.
Right, they don't do it here, they do it internationally.
No Bud Light!
I'm a shock top man.
Son of a bitch!
I'm more of a Budweiser guy, not Bud Light.
If someone said I'm a shock top man, I'd be like, I don't believe you, man.
You don't exist.
And you can say that because of the tattoo.
That's right.
He's a homo.
That would be a shock bottom man.
He's more of a Zima guy.
White Claw!
So the Anheuser-Busch CEO, Michael Ducaris, is that, am I pronouncing it right?
I don't care.
Close enough.
I've only ever read it because I've never heard a report about him, said, well, it turns out people, basically, they want to enjoy their beer without the debate.
You think?
The funny part here is the realization.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I thought people wanted beer that pushed, you know, transgenders and kids and like, we'll have a can, have a crate, but it turns out beer almost has nothing to do with that.
Who knew?
Actually, if you're found holding a bud light now, it's a sign that you're gay.
I think I can say we were all caught off guard by this.
No one could have possibly foreseen everyone except for you.
Every single person.
Just like that reporter.
Boycotts don't work.
Okay.
You sure about that?
You sure about that, Clark?
So, to discuss this and more, and I do respect anyone who enters the arena, we actually sent
our on-the-ground correspondent Thomas Finnegan to procure an exclusive interview with Michael
Ducaris, the CEO of Bud Light.
Alright, Finnegan, this is exciting.
Sir, you have the floor.
It is all yours.
Hi, Steven.
Yeah, what's going on?
I thought you had an interview for us, right?
Well, I kind of fell through, but I figured, as they say, a picture is worth a thousand words, and this stack of unsold Bud Light speaks for itself.
That's not... Are you a retarded person, Finnegan?
That's a genuine question, not rhetorical.
Are you legitimately retarded?
Are you?
No?
I apologize.
Comment below if you never want to see that man again.
Unbelievable.
And I won't be able to do anything because he still has a five- I don't know why- we
need to stop doing the five-year contract.
It's minimum wage, so it does work in our favor.
Yeah.
So Disney is another company that's been in hot water.
They've been in a downward spiral since they decided that, and it's not, here's the thing, it's not that they disagree with you.
It's that they've decided when people say woke, What they really mean is they're describing a worldview that hates you, that hates everything America stands for.
Just to be clear, it's not that these people disagree with you slightly.
They want you silenced and removed from any platform and being able to speak at all.
They want your children removed from you if you don't agree with their evil progressive ideology.
So we throw around woke or cancel culture.
Let's be really clear.
Woke We're talking about ultra-far leftists, people who believe that men and women are a figment of your imagination, that your money is not your own, that your family is not your own, and that your country is not your own.
That's what woke means.
And when we say cancel culture, people throw it out.
What that means is a lose your livelihood culture.
Let's be really clear about the severity of it.
Cancel culture, what does that mean?
Well, you won't be able to work and you'll be eliminated from platforms.
Oh, so basically the same reason that wars were fought, when someone would come over and burn my farm?
Yeah, those were fighting actions.
That's what cancel culture is.
Wokeness describes people who hate you.
And that personifies Disney to the letter.
Now, their stock price, good news, it's down 56%.
What?
Time to buy!
Oh!
$198 billion.
Dang!
So much.
Yeah, what they've lost in market cap.
Wow!
Yeah.
And that means 7,000 jobs have been cut as far as layoffs.
That's 3.2% of their workforce.
Apparently they lost about, this is from Screen Rant, all the references are available, $900 million this summer alone.
Whoops.
That's a few misses.
$900 million is not a mundane detail, Michael!
I thought people would like it!
But my Disney Plus subscription keeps going through.
Does it keep going through?
It keeps going through.
The stream.
I wouldn't do that for you.
They have to pair it with... I stole it.
That got somebody else's account.
Good for you.
That's moral theft.
I'm an American.
You're like Robin Hood.
Man, that movie line, whoever's watching right now, that one's a little more obscure.
So, here's the thing.
People would often say, well, you know, it's a profit motive.
If you don't like it, don't shop there.
No, no, that's not really true.
Especially when you're also talking about industries that are bailed out, by the way, or enjoy all kinds of subsidization or tax benefits from the government, and they get to pick winners and losers.
We'll do more on that probably another segment, but of course we've done that on airlines, on health insurance companies, right, on energy companies.
The same thing happens with a lot of these companies in the entertainment industry, the people who hate you.
It's not just a profit motive, because if it was just a profit motive, and that wouldn't make it okay.
To propagate evil.
It is an ideological one.
Because Disney is still doubling down.
Yeah.
They're planning to save their brand by more wokeness.
Again, woke means they hate you.
They're going to do a Snow White remake.
With dwarves that aren't dwarves.
A completely spineless, feckless prince buys his swimsuits at Target.
It's helpful to be able to tuck.
And Snow White is Snow Brown.
Now I don't have a problem with the fact that she's brown.
I'm just saying everything about this has to be changed when it doesn't really need to be changed.
All right, okay, fine.
Black Mermaid.
I mean, who cares?
I mean, it's maybe not the most believable mermaid, but... I also like how Disney doesn't have any, like, new ideas.
Right.
What have we done before that's worked?
Let's do that again.
Yeah.
That could have been a whole new movie.
Right.
It could have been a whole new world.
Different storyline, different people.
Yeah.
I like that.
Don't you dare close your eyes.
No, that's because they travel in packs and they attack from behind all the woke homosexuals.
Made me think of Jasmine.
The prettiest cartoon.
Well, also Ariel was quite cute.
Jasmine was...
You were so dismissive.
I didn't dismiss your crush.
Ginger's, meh.
Ginger's.
Bestiality, ew.
Smelled like fish.
That wasn't her fault.
The sins of her... He's doing commercials for Monostat 7.
I want to be where the yeasties are.
This broad likes it.
So, what I say... You started it!
You started it!
Slow news day, go screw yourself.
But this does matter.
Look, I've said, I think this matters more than taxes.
Why?
Because it's something that you can directly affect immediately.
You've got to wait until someone gets into office, assuming that we have, you know, continued most fair and secure elections of all time, and hope that they do what it is that you asked them to do as it relates to taxes or as it relates to foreign policy.
You can vote with your dollar every single day.
Now, when I say that these people, meaning these leftist companies, I've always used the term leftist.
I know some people use it now.
I don't say liberal.
Woke is something that'll come and go, because it'll be re-appropriated just like fake news was then hijacked by the right, so leftists.
People like this Rachel Ziegler, who's, she's the lead in this film.
When I just said they hate everything about you, and they hate all the things that you love, um, just please take note of the tone.
It seems like she's hell-bent on this film just tanking, and she dislikes everything that we all maybe enjoyed about Snow White.
Check the tone.
I just mean that it's no longer 1937 and we absolutely wrote a Snow White.
She's not going to be saved by the prince.
She's not going to be saved by the prince and she's not going to be dreaming about true love.
She's dreaming about becoming the leader she knows she can be.
Serious.
I watched it once and then I went on the ride in Disney World which was called Snow White's Scary Adventures.
Doesn't sound like something a little kid would like.
Was terrified of it.
Never revisited Snow White again.
Because you're weak.
If I miss in there are 18 hours in a dress of an iconic Disney princess, I deserve to
be paid for every hour that it is streamed online.
The original cartoon came out in 1937, and very evidently so.
There is a big focus on her love story with a guy who literally stalks her.
Weird.
Weird.
So we didn't do that this time.
That's something that entitled broads... and by the way, to be clear, this is just another white suburban entitled person who has brown skin, just to be clear.
Yeah, you know, it's really weird.
They do that so they seem like they're sarcastic, or they're bitter, and they know something that you don't.
It is what someone does when they don't really know what they're talking about, and they are arrogant, and they think that they know better than you.
Hold on a second.
Wait.
You are being paid millions of dollars.
Millions of dollars to wear a dress.
I'm sorry that you couldn't walk around the set in Spanx.
Look, millions of dollars to be a dwarfless Snow White who no one asked for.
Weird?
Yeah, you know what's weird?
That these peop- Just shut the fuck up!
Shut up.
I'm sorry.
Put on your earmuffs.
I'm sorry.
Just shut up.
Please shut up.
Take your millions of dollars and bitch about the film.
I don't know why Disney doesn't slap a lawsuit on this person.
I'm going to go out and crap on the product.
Imagine Halle Berry going out and doing the Pepsi commercials.
Yeah, but it kind of sucks.
Exactly.
How much do you have to think of yourself to think, you know, something that has really become Americana, a story that almost every single person knows about Snow White and the Seven Dwarves that has been around for almost a hundred years, sucked, and we need to do it better this time by remaking it with me, right?
Well, that's something a white man would say.
It's like the whole story is stalking her.
No!
It's not stalking!
It's a love story, you moron!
You know that obnoxious lilt?
That obnoxious lilt?
Yeah.
She complained about the Snow White ride at Disney World, a park that is built based on the fact that that movie was so successful and built that company.
I know.
I looked at the monitor to make sure it wasn't me this time.
Did he do it?
It's one of those, it's that, it is, it's that.
Let me know if you've run into it, if you've run into it with arrogant, arrogant young women.
And I will say this, it is a problem, by the way, okay, so we have this new segment coming out, Black and White and the Gray Issues, where I just go to an area of town that is largely black and I think that we have more common ground than people realize because the media wants us all to be divided.
You would be surprised, if you are a Christian conservative, how much more you have in common with the average black American than someone like this, than someone like Ziegler.
And the one con... You were there, Toolman.
Yep.
I don't know.
We had five, six conversations.
They were all productive.
We didn't agree on everything, but they were all productive.
Most of us even ended up like hugging.
Hey, man.
Love you.
Love you, brother.
Great.
Hopefully we'll follow up.
The one where, couldn't get a word in edgewise, and by the way this is not a debate, the one
where they were entirely, was a young woman.
A young woman.
While we were leaving.
Yes.
They're like, oh you got cameras?
Yes.
Can I be on camera?
Sure.
I never thought, and then they were saying don't air this.
Which maybe we will, maybe we won't because they were so aggressive.
I mean, they went through Thomas Jefferson, raped all of his slaves.
And if I said, wait, hold on a second.
It was white privilege, white fragility.
They talked about all of these issues that only racism could only come from a position of power.
Apparently the Beanie Baby Corporation is racist because they won't make the Princess and the Frog Beanie Babies.
I don't even know.
I wasn't familiar with it.
I mean, I went long on Beanie Babies.
I lost my shirt, so I have my own issues with them, but racism is not chief amongst them.
And at the end of it, the mom goes, that's the future right there.
That's the future right there.
Isn't it?
Doesn't it look good?
And I said, You know what?
what? I think there's potential there. She goes, there's a lot more than potential.
You know what? I will never tell my children and you should never tell your children that
they're perfect. That they're perfect. If you have a son, he shouldn't feel like crap
because he was born a male. And if you have a daughter, she shouldn't think that she's
blameless because she was born a woman. You need to tell your kids that they are all fearfully
and wonderfully created in the image of God. The rest of the respect in their life is earned
through their actions, boy or girl. But we don't say that.
You know what? No young man has ever heard, unless he's gay, is, you're perfect.
You have no room for improvement.
Do you think anyone on that set, where she goes, I should be paid extra to have to wear this custom designed dress, do you think anyone's going, man, you're kind of an ungrateful brat?
The guy carrying the heavy camera, the guy with the boom mic all day long who's getting paid scale or whatever.
And the guy having to listen to you mope around.
Oh, I know.
He's like, tell me more.
But look at the bubble that they live in.
The Gal Gadot pops in and they're like, ha ha ha, we're not doing that again.
And everybody's like, yeah.
And the cameraman's like, yeah, tell us more.
And we're all like...
What?
Yeah.
You're an idiot!
That's the entire story!
Why would you come out and say the story sucks, but go watch the movie?
Yeah.
And by the way, the whole- in case you wonder, Snow White, I'm trying- sometimes I get that and Cinderella confused.
It's a prince, right?
There's a prince.
Yeah, there's a- the prince is the one Snow White?
Alright, which one's Sleeping Beauty?
Is it a prince and Snow White?
I want to make sure that I'm clear.
If the boy is- if the guy is a prince.
They're usually princes.
Yeah.
Okay.
So, here's the thing.
He's not stalking her.
And this is why they try and change it.
This is the problem with feminism.
Okay?
If I'm not mistaken, and he's a prince, if someone out there can confirm, because they kind of bleed together.
I know there's a witch and an apple and a mirror and I don't know which one's in which, but... Oh yeah, Snow White, she ate the apple and basically died.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So Snow White is the prince, right?
Yeah, Snow White is the prince.
I know Sleeping Beauty, the prince... Okay, here's the point.
He's not stalking you.
That's Sleeping Beauty.
No, that's the fingerprint.
But!
Sleeping Beauty.
Well, again, let it never be said that they've been original ever.
Now!
Ever since that antisemitic mouse was whistling on a steamboat.
But!
My point is... He's a prince!
He doesn't need to stalk you!
He's a prince!
Okay?
He's pr- That's how you know he's pr- It means that he wants to be with you!
He's a prince!
You think he needs to go wake up some bitch from a slumber that was induced by a witch?
He has easier paths to victory!
That's his love for you!
He's willing to overcome it!
That was seen as something, by the way, that was chivalrous back in the day.
Not the false white knighting of retweeting a feminist in the hopes that you get laid being a power bottom.
This is... it's a prince!
You want a prince?
And now they're even saying, I can't believe he was stalking her.
This is the perverse... and this is why a huge portion of young men don't want to get married, and there are women then, when they reach their 30s, wrong side of 40s, saying there aren't men worth marrying.
He was stalking her.
Pursuing her.
He pursued her and saved her life!
Yes.
It's not 1937 anymore.
Well, that movie wasn't about 1937 either.
No, it wasn't.
It was about a time when any woman would just be really happy to not die at the age of 24 and be with a man that has a little bit of money in the house.
Yes, and loved her.
Yeah.
And who loved her.
And rescued her from the seven weirdos.
I mean, even look at Cinderella.
You can look at Cinderella and go, oh yeah, Cinderella is about, well, the prince, why is she, why does she need to chase him?
No, no, hold on, think about this.
This man had options.
Cinderella is a good example.
He had options, and instead, he wanted the woman who wasn't wealthy.
He wanted the woman whose heart he viewed as most pure.
That's a good thing.
And you can go and screw yourself if you want to erode at that fabric that has been the basis of society.
That is a good lesson to learn.
Sure, there are traditional roles in Cinderella.
Maybe he had a foot fetish.
We don't know.
The shoe thing, it's a little bit weird.
It is a little weird.
But he said, no, no, no, hold on a second, all these women who they're telling me that I should be with, they're wealthy, they're shallow, they're, you know, they're all, these are all shallow gold-digging whores here.
I want to find the woman who doesn't care about my title.
The woman who I think might love me for me, and I love her for her.
It's an allegory.
It's not an, I can't believe that Snow White, what, she's supposed to chase him, and what, what, is he supposed to put on his shoes?
Shut up!
No, Disney, please keep doing this and losing money.
Where were you left?
Was there something in there?
The way you said it, it just sounded like that song.
Oh, she likes me for me?
Yeah, yeah, the Leonardo.
Yeah, that guy.
I hate you for bringing that up.
not nineteen thirty seven.
Well, in some ways, maybe it should be.
Yeah.
She's like, I'm not going to be, I can't remember the rest of her quote, but it's something like, I'm not going to go that route that they did in 1937 where I need somebody to save me.
I'm focused on being the leader I know I can be.
I'm like, of what?
Seven little people?
Oh, that's right.
That's right.
Oh, you're the writer!
Rachel Ziegler.
I'm not going to do what... Oh, you're the writer and producer?
Collect your checks, say your lines, and shut up!
Okay?
When people say, shut up and act as if you shouldn't be... Yeah, yeah, yes.
Yes.
In this instance, yes.
Especially when you're young.
Every 17-year-old, 16-year-old, 18-year-old thinks they know everything.
We used to tell them, you don't know a whole lot.
Now we say, oh yeah, you know everything because you're a brave... Insert whatever oppressed class here.
Shut.
Up.
And you know what's even worse than what this person is saying now when they're young?
Is that they live in a bubble where they won't even be embarrassed by it once they're older and they should be smarter.
It's like they freeze in time as permanent retards!
Well, most retards are.
Stop it.
I'm sorry.
Stop it.
It's true.
They're not frozen in time.
Get rid of it.
Some of them age at an accelerated rate depending on the condition.
We're sorry.
And as for the dwarves... I wasn't making a joke, I was just... No, it's true.
He's true.
He's telling the truth.
True facts.
Now the dwarves not being dwarves, you can thank Peter Dinklage for that one, who decided to pull up the half-ladder behind him.
Well, you know, it's really progressive to cast a... literally no offense to anything, but I was a little taken back by the... they're very proud to cast a Latino actress as Snow White.
Yeah.
But you're still telling the story of Snow White.
Still Snow White, yeah.
Seven Dwarfs.
Sure.
Take a step back and look at what you're doing there.
That makes no sense to me.
You're progressive in one way, but you're still making that f***ing backward story of seven dwarves living in a cave.
What the f*** are you doing, man?
No, it should have been Snow White and the seven full-grown rapists.
They didn't live in a cave, either.
They worked in a cave.
Yes.
That's true.
They lived in a house.
Right.
It was also a fictional cartoon.
Yeah, and by the way, you're the ones who want to be called dwarves, not midgets.
That's not our fault.
Yeah.
I always thought it was way more offensive.
Dwarfism.
Right?
Yes.
Dwarfism.
We're dwarves.
We're little people.
Would you prefer a role in Wolf of Wall Street where you get thrown through the air?
You got your choice, you angry little elf.
Yeah, I would like to see that.
No, usually it's messed up that he- Yeah, it's messed up that he's saying all this stuff after making a whole career being cast because he's a little person.
Yeah.
He's not getting cast in Game of Thrones as just coincidentally being a dwarf.
Right.
They were like, we need a little guy for this show.
Right.
Yeah, it's- Or cast as an angry elf in the film Elf.
And now you want to- yeah.
Yeah.
And now you want to take- that's even- that's so much work!
I know!
I forgot about that!
Right!
And now he wants to take work from other little people because it hurt his feelings.
He thinks that the story is somehow this backwards story.
I'm like, oh my god, it's fiction.
These people are so out of it.
Snow White can't be white and the dwarves can't be dwarves.
Okay, this seems inco—but it's about changing everything.
It's about permeating everything and trying to—it's these little, little sort of tectonic shifts of the ground beneath you that they're trying to adjust all the time.
And then, you all of a sudden go, wait, wait, hold on a second.
They're selling swimsuits that hide my son's dick at Target.
How'd you get there?
How'd you get there?
When it's concerted effort from people who hate everything you stand for!
I'll tell you exactly, Snow White was white because this was largely, by the way, you know where they don't do a bunch of white folktales?
In countries that aren't all white.
I don't know if you know this, like in China, they're not always concerned with diversity in their Chinese film, or if you go somewhere, I don't know what kind of film industry they have in Uganda, I have no idea.
But my point is, we're the only ones concerned with it.
Not everything has to be changed, but that is seen through the lens.
The reason things have to be changed, when you say, there's no...
There's no perceptible reason for this change.
Ah, then why do they think it needs to?
Why do they think that Snow White cannot be white?
Why do they think that Little Mermaid cannot be white?
Why do they think that these children's characters have to be gay and share an on-screen gay kiss?
Why do they think that cuties with children twerking should be thrust into your feet?
Why do they think That dwarves should be full-grown, non-binary men.
If you look at me and say, there's no reason to change that, ask yourself why they are.
And you always come back to the same answer.
And I am speaking in absolutes here as it relates to Hollywood.
When you start with the question, why are they changing something that doesn't need to be changed?
It's because they hate you.
It's because they hate everything you are about.
It's the same reason that that Aussie Broad was bitching about seeing the American flag.
It's like garlic to a vampire.
It's the last standing republic that's supposed to have free speech, and by the way, primarily, entirely founded on Judeo-Christian values that these people hate.
You know what else is a portion of the Judeo-Christian prescription for relationships?
Courtship.
Courtship!
And I know what you'll say.
Oh, this is back when women were property.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You're wrong.
We'll do another segment on that.
Shut up.
That's not what the biblical view of relationships and marriage is.
Nope.
Incorrect.
Women were not... Christ was basically the first feminist.
Shut up.
That's something that they also want to remove, the idea of courtship, the idea of a man courting and pursuing a woman.
Women out there, is that the kind of world you want to live in?
Because you're going to have an entire generation of women who have duped other women into thinking that they don't want a man to pursue them, and that generation of men will be terrified, terrified to pursue them, lest they be falsely accused of rape or being a stalker.
Hey, that's better for the United States of America.
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Alex Jones' show launches this Friday.
This Friday.
He's so excited.
He texted me at 11 o'clock last night.
He gets a second wind at night.
It was a Pepe Le Pew cartoon.
Why did he send that?
I think we referenced it at one point.
I don't think so.
I think he just wanted to... No, we did.
You mentioned like going under a ladder and the paint on him and something.
I don't remember what it was about.
But then he decided to send it 48 hours later.
Hey, remember this joke from two days ago?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So funny.
I can't wait for the show, though.
I can't wait.
He's a fun dude.
And now, Josh Feierstein, you're in Richmond, Virginia, right?
Richmond, Virginia, at the Funny Bone with J.P.
Sears this Friday and Saturday.
See you there.
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