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May 4, 2023 - Louder with Crowder

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NYC SUBWAY CHOKE OUT: WHAT YOU'RE NOT BEING TOLD! | Louder with Crowder

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	Hold on, guys.
	Sorry, I'm doing a live test.
	We're going to be talking about the New York City Subway Chokeout, Bud Light Sales, and the Pedophile Cabal.
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	I don't know why he would do that.
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	Uh, glad to be with you today.
	Look, this is going to be one of those, uh, one of those shows where we want to give you the ins and outs of... Do you hear the squeak?
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	Son of a... Everything is off the top.
	He was off the top.
	I apologize.
	Let's do it again.
	We'll do it live!
	Okay.
	It's going to the bird.
	We want to give you the ins and outs because of course the media is trying to portray this what happened yesterday in the New York City subway as a lynching.
	There's a lot of misinformation out there on both the left and the right.
	I think you need to know all the ins and outs and I also think you need to know how this affects you.
	We talked about this not more than two weeks ago where we did the Dirty Harry and Death Wish segment where we said look and by the way let me be clear not to say that this is vigilantism.
	But we said, look, you are going to create more conflict, and people are going to start taking more drastic measures.
	Not that that was necessarily what took place here, but people do feel the need, in the absence of police officers, in the presence of crime, that is irrefutable, to defend themselves, to protect their loved ones, to protect the helpless.
	You've been told that the helpless is the man who was choked out.
	When someone dies, and it didn't have to happen, it's always a tragedy, to be clear.
	But you don't need to ruin someone else's life!
	Based on a lie.
	And that's what we're talking about today.
	Yes, there can be a tragedy, a life lost, you can mourn it, and you don't have to destroy someone else's life.
	Just like they did with Mike Brown, hands up, don't shoot, wasn't true, Darren Wilson.
	That man, in the realm of police officers, was basically a saint, and you never hear his name again.
	We'll be talking about that, we'll be talking about Bud Light and their sales.
	Those are down!
	And Florida has banned pronouns, which people think is extreme, but it's entirely reasonable.
	Just ask South Korea.
	So, let me ask you, before we get to that, first off, is your boycott of Bud Light permanent?
	That's the question of the day.
	Will you ever drink another one again?
	By the way, that includes Michelob and all Anheuser-Busch products.
	InBev.
	No thanks.
	And how's your city doing?
	How's your city doing?
	You feel safer?
	And what do you think about this scenario?
	There are going to be a lot of points of discussion today.
	It's going to be kind of a concept episode.
	Number two in command, CEO Gerald A. How are you?
	I am doing well.
	How are you?
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	All right.
	By the way, it's a live show, Monday through Friday, 10 a.m.
	Eastern.
	Tomorrow we have a show, of course, I don't know if we're doing a Scrapyard Show or a Theology Show.
	It's a mix.
	We've got a lot of stuff in the house.
	We have Chat Thursday.
	We're really going to be talking about the New York subway choke hold, choke up.
	Now they're trying to label it lynching, right?
	They're trying to give it a hashtag.
	There's so much misinformation out there.
	And the thing is, I've talked about this, the fake victim culture, it creates real victims.
	And sometimes you have someone who can be a victim, though sometimes it's a victim of circumstance, not necessarily somebody who's a victim of a crime at the hands of another person.
	And you can destroy another life.
	Let's try and be mindful of that as we navigate the story.
	Speaking of destroyed, Bud Light sales!
	So remember, they plumped up the stock price to say, it's not that bad, guys.
	Bud Light sales, as far as in-store sales.
	So we don't even have the actual sales, from what I understand, as far as all of the actual bars on tap.
	Those are down massively.
	Yeah, those are down massively.
	But it's at least 26% in the final week.
	Of April.
	26% down.
	Of course, that's because they decided to have one of their spokesmen, Dylan Mulvaney.
	It turns out they would have been better off using Dylan Roof.
	Geez.
	Stephen, seriously.
	Yes.
	Somebody has to be back here.
	Wait, what?
	Nothing.
	Oh, you thought I... Yes, seriously.
	Dylan Roof would have moved more by light.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	But here's the thing, in a recent interview, Alyssa Heinerscheid, remember the Bud Light, former VP of Marketing, she explained why she thought that using Dylan Mulvaney was a good choice, just to be clear.
	So we have to give her side of the story.
	She actually concluded the interview by telling the reporter to pull up to the second window and get his quarter pounder meal.
	So that is, you know... There it is.
	You can take your skill set with you.
	Wow!
	With you.
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	So even the left is acknowledging that Bud Light is having problems, right?
	New York Times, CNN, but they're arguing that it's because they should have stuck by Dylan Mulvaney.
	What?!
	This is the thing!
	They can't admit it!
	Like, look, you're winning, okay?
	I didn't even see that!
	And they're trying to say, no, no, no, hold on a second.
	I'm going to be a little bit more.
	It's, it's, what is that?
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	What is it, Toolman?
	I think, uh, we're filming a new spot outside.
	Oh, really?
	Von Waldez?
	Yeah.
	They're out there?
	Uh-uh.
	Von Waldez.
	Oh, jeez.
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	His mustache makes me thirsty.
	Doesn't cost that much.
	That's not a natural reaction on any level.
	I have an issue.
	Nothing about that is healthy.
	Are you okay, Brian?
	No, it's fine.
	It's just so thick.
	Did somebody order broom service?
	Hey!
	I don't like it.
	Sorry, it's just a play on words, guys.
	It's a play on words.
	No, I got that part.
	Dylan Roof and that mustache comment is where I draw the line.
	Yeah, I get it.
	No, I understand.
	Where I draw the line is killing people.
	Yes.
	Right.
	Yes.
	But here's the thing.
	There's a difference between killing people and trying to protect yourself or trying to subdue somebody, trying to protect others, and there being involuntary manslaughter, which is what it looks like Is going to be the case with this New York City subway chokehold, a story everyone is talking about right now.
	And by the way, you can hit the rumble button, hit like if you're watching on YouTube, because they are very effective in making sure that you see one side, not rumble, YouTube.
	So let's just kind of walk through first.
	You've probably heard a lot of claims, right, about this.
	And let me disabuse you, as Ron DeSantis would say, of those notions.
	You've probably heard that this was just a claim, for example.
	Homeless man was just murdered.
	Another claim that the crime was racially motivated.
	That the victim was just a fun-loving Michael Jackson impersonator who needed food.
	that there was a white supremacist Marine who was just going out lynching people, like
	it's a new sort of Bernadette situation, which by the way is not even what you understand
	that to be.
	There are a lot of myths out there.
	And again, the problem is these, well, some are half-truths, some are outright distortions
	and lies will create an entire second wave of actual victims.
	You understand that words can destroy lives, and we've seen it happen before, and the truth really does matter here.
	Yeah, absolutely.
	And you're not really seeing the truth right now because people are running quickly to the lynching thing.
	That's what they're trying to make this.
	Remember the hands up, don't shoot, the slogans that people come up with to kind of promote this stuff?
	You watch, later on today, that maybe will have gained enough traction.
	It's the New York City subway lynching that you'll hear.
	That's what you're going to hear.
	No mention of the fact that there was a black guy involved in subduing him as well.
	Of course.
	Yeah, and we'll get to that.
	Well, I guess there were a lot of black-on-black lynchings.
	Well, it's a more niche thing.
	Yeah, it's a niche thing.
	Someone always has to be different.
	Let's go through some of these.
	And you've been following this.
	Everyone has.
	This is everywhere right now.
	I mean, CNN right now is saying a partial verdict reached in the Proud Boys Seditious Conspiracy Trial.
	I don't really know.
	Partial verdict?
	You guys can let us know if there's an update there.
	I really want to spend some time on this.
	If you have children, we've always said this.
	This is not a trigger warning.
	It's a PG-13 warning.
	We need to be able to address this accurately.
	And the clip we're about to show is not the clip of the man dying, just to be clear, but the clip of the lead up of some of the incident and what was taking place with the chokehold.
	So do we do we do we need to hit the fast?
	This is I guess this is fact.
	This is a fact number four that you need to know about four kind of key facts.
	Warning, if you have children, please take them out of the room.
	Alright, let's show the clip.
	🎵 Okay.
	So, there's a lot wrong there.
	Here's the thing.
	This is something people also need to understand.
	That's a guy.
	What's the name of the Marine?
	The Marine?
	Can someone give me the name of the uh... I don't know that they have the name of the Marine.
	We don't know.
	We don't know that we have the name of the Marine.
	We have the name of the man who died, Jordan Neal.
	Maybe down further if we... Okay.
	So, um...
	He's holding him incorrectly, to be clear.
	A choke hold is not a restraint hold.
	This is not a guy who is trained in performing these very clearly.
	We did a segment where we choked out one of our producers here, choked unconscious.
	It takes place in about three seconds.
	You don't need to hold it any longer.
	This is probably a guy who was trying to restrain somebody.
	He's not applying it.
	He's just trying to hold someone down and get some help, because the police never showed up.
	Just to be clear, the response time is not very good in New York City right now.
	The crime on subways have reached a 25-year high.
	We're going to go through all of that, but just to be clear, sure, someone may not know how to restrain somebody before we judge them.
	Do you?
	Would you?
	Now, here's what's important.
	The 30-year-old Jordan Neely, according to some eyewitnesses, barged onto the train, started yelling at riders.
	This is from the New York Post.
	He said he had no food, he had no drink, that he was tired, he doesn't care if he goes to jail.
	He started screaming, he took off his jacket, threw it on the ground.
	Apparently also, according to the New York Times, said he was ready to die.
	And this 24-year-old man, I guess we don't have the name of the Marine.
	He's been identified yet, and that's probably a good thing.
	That is a very good thing.
	The police know who he is, so that's fine, but not the public yet.
	He subdued Neely and put him in a crappy version of a chokehold that he held way too long.
	That's when I knew I had problems, because I was watching it, and I had two thoughts.
	I went, number one, he makes a blonde mustache work.
	Weird thing to say.
	I know.
	It's not healthy, but it is correct.
	And also I said, you're not grabbing your own bicep there, and that's not a great chokehold.
	That's a guy who's probably watched the UFC a couple times.
	Yeah, and that's not fair of me either, so there are larger issues at hand.
	No, but here's the important issue.
	First off, we need better police training, and also, just keep this in mind when people say, oh, Marines can kill you.
	No, no, they're not trained in subduing people.
	Just to be clear, just because someone is a Marine, they don't know how to subdue someone.
	Typically, a restraint hold, a submission hold, would actually make someone uncomfortable.
	In other words, you would put them in some kind of position where if they tried to move out of it, it would be painful, and so they wouldn't, so there's an incentive to be held there.
	Choke hold doesn't hurt.
	Choke hold, you go to sleep, and it happens preemptively.
	Just to be clear, you need to know this.
	We've talked about it before.
	You go to sleep preemptively because your brain is putting itself in low power mode
	to protect the lack of oxygen going to the brain.
	Then if you hold it for another 30, 45 seconds, a minute, that's when brain damage or death can occur.
	This is someone who did not know what they were doing.
	Yeah, and so just before that, so we showed you just a snippet of the clip.
	He was laying on top of the guy, right?
	So he had him in that chokehold and it was, he's not really on his side like we saw him.
	And the guy was breathing very easily.
	You could see his chest going up and down.
	There was not a lot of panic.
	They were just trying to hold him to keep his arms from flailing his feet.
	Like there were three people involved in this thing.
	Yeah.
	So that guy wasn't restricting oxygen to him.
	Well, we don't know, right?
	We don't know what was in his system.
	We don't know if his heart stopped because he was taking drugs before that.
	We know that he behaved in a very erratic way.
	Hold on, that doesn't apparently matter, because we've had other cases where that came up.
	And we do know that this man has a history of egregious violence.
	I'm sure he does.
	If you say I'm ready to die and you throw your jacket off, the alternative is doing nothing and he pulls out a knife and cuts a bunch of people off.
	Well, and that's true, but the violent behavior, this is an unconfirmed report, so there are people out there right now saying, hey, this guy was shoving people, I was one of these people, before getting on that train.
	So shoving people is unconfirmed evidence.
	I'm confirmed.
	What we do have confirmed, we'll get to, is his criminal record.
	We do have that confirmed, of Jordan Neely.
	He's got an extensive criminal record.
	Yes, an extensive criminal record, including felony assault.
	Well, there you go.
	Yeah, so we'll get into that, and again, that means grievous bodily injury, along with all kinds of other violent crimes.
	That's because he was hungry.
	Right.
	Yes, exactly.
	Unhoused.
	Here's the thing, too.
	By the way, you know who else has been homeless at one point?
	Kind of.
	Myself.
	And by that I mean I slept out on my Datsun and couch surfed for a few nights and I used to shower at the 24 Hour Fitness where I could get a one-month pass.
	And then I got a one-month pass to gold.
	Did some private dancing.
	I milked the system, man.
	That's what you did.
	You get a gym-free pass, you sleep out of your car.
	Never once did I, I mean, I ate baby food.
	I would eat scraps at hotels.
	You wore a wig?
	At one point, yes, I did wear a wig.
	I had a feather duster.
	Never once did I consider attacking someone on the bus line because I didn't have a home.
	There are lots of homeless people who don't hurt people.
	That is not an excuse.
	Sure, sure, it's a tough situation.
	But you know what?
	That does a gross disservice to other people out there who find themselves down and out And they don't choose to harm their fellow citizens.
	Not saying that happened here, but Jordan Neely has done it for a very, very long time.
	Couple other fast facts.
	And Gerald, you can jump in if I'm missing anything.
	This went on for about 15 minutes.
	Yep.
	From what I understand, a freelance journalist who was on the scene said he moved his arms, but he couldn't express anything.
	Talking about Neely.
	All he could do was move his arms.
	None of us who were there thought he was in danger of dying.
	None of you.
	We thought he just passed out or ran out of air.
	The Marine in question, he was Questioned by the police, was later released.
	That does matter because the police maybe know some things that you don't at this point.
	They could be wrong, but trial by social media is not the same as an actual court of law or questioning by the police who have access to the entirety of footage.
	That should be pretty telling.
	And so, by the way, there is a little bit more footage there that shows that the train was stopped, the doors were opened, you can hear... I don't know if somebody said, like, a police button or push the button.
	Maybe it's in a case of emergency if you need police to that area.
	But you could hear, like, on the loudspeakers, police respond to this area, please.
	They were just holding this man and subduing him until police arrived.
	Right.
	Which, they said they were holding him for about 15 minutes.
	That makes the response time abhorrent.
	Especially in a subway system that is known for violent crime.
	Let me ask you this.
	Could you, in an enclosed tube, handle, let's say, a potentially inebriated, a potentially chemically altered man who threw down his jacket, said he was ready to die?
	Would you be able to handle that man for 15 minutes until the cops show up with full confidence?
	Genuine question.
	And by the way, your other alternative?
	Will you just let him run on down the rest of the subway cars with all the women and children there?
	And we have a montage later that is disturbing to see just how many attacks, 20-something year high, I believe 25 year high in subway attacks, We said this not long ago.
	We did an entire segment on Dirty Harry and on Death Wish and said, look, this is the exact petri dish for those anti-heroes that came out in the late 60s and the early 70s and were there again.
	And I'm not saying that this is a vigilante, but what I am saying is this is the precursor to what you will see.
	You can only lie to people for so long and tell them that they are not experiencing violence until they react to defend themselves and people around them.
	I'm telling you, this is the start of it.
	So, let's pull it back.
	Let's make sure we go back to law and order, guys.
	Let's make sure that law-abiding citizens feel safe and understand that they have the right to protect themselves.
	In New York City, guess what?
	You have no cash bail, right?
	You have no cash bail, you have increased crime, and the inability to protect yourself with a firearm.
	Well, what in the hell do you do?
	All that?
	Oh, and the cops don't show up for 15 minutes.
	In the New York subway!
	I would have thought they'd just hang out there because they can end their shift early if they get enough citations.
	The other thing is that people... I have had a lot of experience in New York on subways and actually have been involved in altercations myself.
	And one of the things that's amazing is... Which of course you won.
	Well, look, did I use kung fu?
	Yes, yes.
	Was I in the air the whole time?
	Yes.
	That's not important.
	That's because I'm trained.
	You kept him busy.
	I kept him busy.
	And when by them, I mean a gang.
	Yes.
	But for the most part, what you see is most people sit on their hands.
	Yes.
	Most people are not trained.
	Most people don't rehearse for this in their mind.
	Most people are terrified.
	Somebody comes on acting really erratically and they're big.
	Good luck.
	And it's the rare individual, and most of the time, people don't step up, and that's why you see these attacks that go on on somebody innocent, and everybody just sits around and watches.
	Right, and people are terrified of it.
	Yes.
	People are terrified of it.
	Yes.
	Which is why you should take my Kung Fu Workshop.
	Keep going, Steve.
	I'm sorry.
	This is not about that, though.
	He mainly relies in the monkey fist technique.
	Baby monkey.
	Yes, and bashful killer, where I hide behind my hands.
	Yeah, it's like drunken boxing, only it's like shot.
	And then it's this.
	How'd you know?
	I don't know.
	Don't give my secrets.
	That's expensive.
	I love the move where it's only pay for appetizers.
	Now.
	Great.
	Here's another fact that you need to know.
	I think this is, yeah, we're at number three.
	Some key facts.
	Number three.
	The aftermath here, based on completely, at best, inaccurate reporting or incomplete reporting, at worst, lies.
	So the Intercept immediately published a headline, because this is responsible, reading, How to Not Get Arrested After Killing Someone in Public.
	The NYPD's treatment of a white man who strangled Jordan Neely, an unhoused black man, on the subway is not how things usually go down.
	Which also doesn't make sense, because you're often telling us that that's how things always go down, because of something-something systemic racism, so it shouldn't surprise you.
	Oh wait, that tells you this is out of the norm, this is a situation with extenuating circumstances, And by the way, again, we cannot reiterate enough, just because the left wants to turn this into a race thing, it's like Charles Manson wanting to start a race where one of the men holding down Neely was black.
	Oh, but he wasn't black enough.
	No, he wasn't black enough.
	Apparently.
	I don't know.
	He could be Bangladeshi.
	I have no idea from that scale.
	What's the point?
	Is there some pigment?
	Can I ask a question?
	When did we go to unhoused and why?
	Well, wasn't it just homeless?
	In Portland, you're an unhoused camper?
	Or an unhoused neighbor?
	I'm just offended by the fact that we're going- Why are we changing the term?
	Is it because homelessness has a stereotype to it that you don't have a home?
	It's descriptive, I'm sorry!
	What are we trying to do here?
	Because the left believes if you just change the wording, it helps.
	It makes it all better.
	It's not even accurate.
	Half of them are unapartmented.
	Well, that's true, too.
	Thank you for being more specific.
	But the one thing that helps when a wretch is on the street and has no access to their mental faculties and nowhere to live and they're living in their own filth, at least when you change how you address them to another white person, it makes their life Yes it does.
	Specifically if you say, no longer with co-op.
	And they're like, that's better.
	It's better.
	It's like the Apostle Paul passage.
	I mean it's things a little less...
	What are you pointing to?
	I thought you were pointing to CNN.
	And changing people's pronouns ensures that we'll lower the suicide rate.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Also, by the way, the journalist who was filming the video, Hispanic.
	So you've got a black man assisting in restraining this man, a Hispanic person filming the video, you have a Hispanic person saying no one actually thought this guy was being killed, he just looked like he was being restrained, and then And the left already is trying to frame it, not frame it, they're declaring it murder.
	Here's another New York Times deceptive subheading, okay?
	It says, on Wednesday, the medical examiner's office said the cause of death was compression on the neck and ruled it a homicide.
	Look, look, there's a huge difference between homicide, involuntary, there's a huge difference between homicide and kill.
	Murder and kill.
	These don't mean the same thing.
	They don't mean the same thing, which, by the way, brings us back, brings us back edgy atheists to say, if I need a god to tell me not to kill, ah, hold on a second, there are plenty of societies that actually allow killing and there's no consequence.
	Murder is different.
	Why do we recognize the difference of homicide, murder, first degree, second degree, manslaughter?
	Well, you may not like it, But because people who created this country believed in biblical law, believed in natural law and natural rights.
	And this is maybe why the New York Times doesn't understand it.
	It's not just semantics.
	There's a huge difference between homicide and accidental death, which seems like...
	It seems most likely is the case.
	We have to choose my words carefully because we don't know.
	We don't know you.
	But why aren't you?
	Well, and there's such a... But you're also, you have to use the word objective law too, Steve.
	Right.
	Yes.
	The objective law is a super important thing, not subjective law, even though it becomes subjective.
	But for the most part, we start that way.
	Yes.
	You know, the idea, let me see all the evidence first.
	Yes.
	Due process.
	Absolutely.
	And we'll see somebody talk about that here in just a second.
	But there's also, like when people hear the word homicide, they think murder.
	It's almost the equivalent in their mind.
	Right.
	But there is justifiable homicide.
	Oh.
	Yes!
	well right so you have to understand that this is basically I'd have a case
	against you with that nine times a day I know most of this is basically saying
	that this guy did this wasn't an accident where he like fell off a
	building and died right or you know negligent homicide is also a term right
	where you can kind of say okay well your negligence contributed to this this
	doesn't mean that this person was murdered No, it does not.
	And that's what they're going for.
	And all of the evidence we have, meaning the people who were actually there, meaning the cops who reviewed the footage, meaning what we know right now, would point to it not being murder.
	Which again, I used to say, don't attribute to malice what you can attribute to incompetence.
	And with our next person we're discussing, AOC, there's tons of incompetence, so I understand the temptation, but I attribute to malice.
	AOC chimed in, Miss Googly herself, saying, Jordan Neely was murdered.
	Period.
	By the way, I hope, I hope, hey, comment below, hit like, hope that Broad gets Nick Sandman'd.
	Yes.
	I hope that she gets sued.
	That is a declaration.
	Was murdered.
	If it is not murder, you need to be held liable.
	Because you know what?
	You're supposed to be representative of the people who elect you.
	And if a jury of this man's peers say, it's not murder, guess what?
	Hope you get fitted for a googly orange jumpsuit, bitch.
	They're gonna put you next to Kermit the Frog, whatever it is in the lineup, so they ID you.
	It's gonna be really, really clear.
	Just as long as it's googly eyes.
	And maybe it'll be you in the craft section at Michael's.
	And people have to pick you out and say, that's the one.
	That's the one who defamed me.
	You don't get to call someone a murderer.
	When you're supposed to be a representative of the people and understand due process.
	But Stephen, she does clarify.
	You didn't read the whole tweet.
	Okay, sorry.
	Let me add the context.
	Let me hear what else she means.
	There's got to be context here.
	Which makes it worse.
	Let me listen to this.
	You think I'm mad now?
	I'm just saying.
	Maybe she wanted to clarify further.
	So let me just hear what she had to say there.
	Okay, and by the way, I have to read all the typos because it's hard to write.
	I'm sorry, sir!
	I'm typing my best!
	She's not cross-eyed.
	That's a bad AOC impersonation.
	That is a perfect AOC impersonation.
	Okay, that one's better.
	Horses don't have breasts like that.
	I don't know.
	I'm not an equine therapist.
	Jordan Neely was murdered!
	She said.
	But B.C.
	Meaning because.
	But because Jordan was houseless.
	So now we have a new term.
	But because Jordan was houseless and crying for food in a time when the city is raising rents and stripping services to militarize itself while many in power demonize the poor, the murderer gets protected with passive headlines plus no charges.
	It's disgusting.
	Let me correct everything that she just said, okay?
	Because in a city that is raising rents, because in a city that is having people flee in record numbers and is stripping services to militarize itself while many in power demonize the poor, what you really mean is defunding the police and cash bail and a gutless mayor and rising crime.
	The murderer gets protected with passive headlines and no charges.
	What you really mean is someone finally decided that he had enough and they were going to defend themselves and the most vulnerable amongst them.
	Fuck you!
	Okay, it's disgusting.
	I agree on that part.
	Now, Mayor Eric Adams called out AOC's tweet, which kind of surprised me, which means he knows something that you don't.
	Let's show the Turtles Club himself.
	There's also this from Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the Democratic Congresswoman.
	She said, Jordan Neely was murdered.
	What is your response to what they're saying here?
	Well, both the Congresswoman and the Comptroller.
	The Comptroller is a citywide leader and I don't think that's very responsible at the time where we're still investigating the situation.
	Let's let the DA conduct his investigation with the law enforcement officials.
	To really interfere with that is not the right thing to do and I'm going to be responsible and allow them to do their job and allow them to determine exactly what happened here.
	That means he had a conversation with the DA, who's no doubt significantly left, and he's going, this is not the one you wanted.
	Don't say murder, don't say murder, don't say murder.
	I guarantee that.
	Because Eric Adams was a cop, right, for a long time.
	And then he came out and he's like, I don't really like cops.
	Never made one arrest.
	You never made one?
	I don't know.
	I just like to spread rumors.
	Very few.
	I'm like the right wing AOC.
	I'm sorry, guys.
	You really are.
	That's the official AOC.
	Crazy bitch.
	That's what he's saying.
	Exactly.
	If he's coming out and saying, you notice he didn't really tackle AOC's comment.
	He went to the comptroller or whatever it was, the controller, saying, well, that's a city official.
	That means we could get sued.
	She's so dumb.
	She's just a terrible person.
	That entire response could have been wrapped up.
	Bitch is dumb.
	Nice titties, though.
	I never noticed.
	That's what he was saying.
	He never noticed.
	That's what he was saying.
	That's what Mayor Eric Adams was saying.
	Tell everybody.
	That was a subtext.
	That was a subtext.
	See, I miss those things.
	You're so good at reading.
	We need to make sure it's available for the hearing impaired.
	Here's a fast fact number two.
	And I apologize for my anger, but I hope that you also understand Kyle Rittenhouse, we watched it unfold and he spent a lot of time here.
	So I know what happens to people's lives when you do this.
	It's not inconsequential.
	And AOC knows better.
	For crying out loud, she was complaining that she... she was...
	She wasn't even near a pipe bomb that may or may not have existed, and she was talking about how threatening... Do you have any idea what's going to happen to this guy who you declare a murderer and turn it into a race war?
	Oh yeah, I guarantee you people right now are trying to dox him.
	Yes.
	Yeah, but he's gonna make a fortune at gun shows.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Well, there's no chokehold shows.
	Yeah, there's no chokehold shows.
	Way to make a celebrity of him in Texas.
	Yes, there are quite a few in Texas.
	Probably owns pit bulls.
	And has access to a well.
	Now you're just going off.
	There's no reason for this.
	Sorry, man.
	But I accept it.
	Okay.
	Thank you.
	This is uncomfortable.
	It's how we deal.
	Let's go through this.
	Who was Jordan Neely?
	Okay.
	So, of course, the Vogue left.
	They're already making, kind of like, remember St.
	Floyd?
	They're making him into their newest, I guess, patron saint of jerking off on subways.
	They're venerating him.
	How's he not a cop?
	Okay, that's about what I expected.
	Define justice.
	Just white people dying to be part of something.
	Uh oh, this isn't a lot of sun you're doing there.
	Engage with in a violent way.
	He's transitioning.
	A lot of us are close to the homelessness than we are to being millionaires.
	So to see someone be treated like that as a homeless person is scary for people who are unhoused.
	It's scary for people who are at risk of being homeless, whose rent is overdue, whose rent is being increased, whose shelter is the next step.
	So it's really, really scary for people who are going through a housing crisis to see homeless people being murdered.
	Stop calling the cops because someone's asking you for help!
	She's hysterical!
	You're hysterical!
	Oh man, she'd be fun to date.
	Every single thing there is victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim Were the home providers absolved?
	What do you think happens when you don't pay rent for I don't know how many months or years, depending on the state?
	This is not consequence-free.
	And it's not because you're black.
	It's not because you're a victim white woman or that your guest is as good as mine with the necklace there and the Swiffer haircut.
	I don't know what that was.
	I don't want to misgender it, but it's weird.
	It doesn't matter what you look like.
	The rent's due and you didn't pay it and that person wasn't forgiven.
	Now, Congresswoman Ayanna Pressley, and I'm going to get to the criminal record here because I think it matters, I think it's important, Ayanna Pressley tweeted out the video that you all know of Neely, as though this is the only relevant portion, as just as happy-go-lucky Michael Jackson impersonated, which by the way, If you want to be imbued with the power of innocence and being blameless, if you're going to pick a celebrity, you could have gone worse with OJ, but Michael Jackson wouldn't be my first choice.
	That's all the footage they have.
	And it didn't even moonwalk.
	I can do that right now.
	Sorry.
	He asked for money.
	Let's do it in a little bit.
	I haven't stretched, but you know what I mean.
	Well, you know what?
	We'll stretch.
	We'll do it on the Mug Club thing.
	Okay.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	And Presley, by the way, also included her own diatribe.
	I've watched TikTok.
	I know how to do it.
	Yeah.
	I want to hear her.
	At least she's careful.
	She said, Black men deserve to grow old.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	First off, tell that to actuary tables.
	In other words, Black men die younger, and they die younger Because of the bullshit that you guys spew.
	You know, big and beautiful is healthy.
	No, it's not.
	There's an obesity problem, right?
	There are heart problems in the black community.
	You actually encourage them to be dependent on government programs, EBT, welfare.
	The black life expectancy is less in this country, and you want to say it's food deserts?
	Hey, let me ask you this.
	What do you think hap- By the way, food desert is bullshit nowadays.
	You can order anything online.
	I just ordered a 12-pack of sardines for Joe Louis.
	It cost me A third of the price as it would go into sprouts.
	But my point is, what do you think creates food deserts?
	Hey!
	You have to give them free shit!
	But hold on a second!
	I own this store!
	Hey!
	You have to let them shoplift!
	Really?
	All of it?
	Only if it's under $999!
	I'm taking my business elsewhere!
	FOOD DESERT!
	So black men deserve to grow old, not be lynched on a subway because they were having a mental health crisis.
	I don't know if you know this.
	I don't know if you know this.
	Sometimes mental health crisis results in the massacres of people.
	Correct.
	I do.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	Prolonged mental health crises.
	Yes.
	Because Neely, this doesn't mean that Neely should have died that deserves to die.
	Right.
	That's not what I'm saying.
	But the idea that it was just a white man lynching a black man as opposed to a white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man trying to subdue a crazy, violent, routine felon is dishonest.
	Neely had been arrested.
	Take a guess.
	Five times.
	What would be enough?
	Okay.
	Five!
	Ten times!
	What would be enough for it to be relevant?
	In other words, let's say we're just looking at this right through your eyes, like children's eyes.
	Gloria Estefan or Amy Grant, whatever the Christmas song is.
	I want to see Christmas through your eyes.
	I want to see felonies through your eyes.
	How many would be relevant if you're going, okay, this guy doesn't know this person.
	Here's this person we end up trying to subdue, and these are the amounts of felonies or crimes or arrests that would probably lean toward me being inclined to believe that he was a threat.
	How many would be relevant to sort of- Starting at five.
	Starting at five.
	I think you gotta- I mean, right?
	You say five?
	You know what I mean?
	I'd say five.
	I have five right here.
	What do you say?
	Five is my number.
	Five's a lot.
	I mean, as an initiative, this is the fourth time I've told you.
	You better not be here a fifth time.
	Yes, exactly.
	I counted to three, but I'm going to give you the two race felonies.
	That's it.
	The long three.
	What if I told you Neely, Michael Jackson, himself, not himself, 42 arrests since 2013.
	That's an average of 4.2.
	arrests.
	Whoa.
	42.
	Since 2013.
	10 years.
	That's an average of 4.2 a year.
	42 arrests.
	And I know people will say, well that's just because he's homeless.
	They make it a crime to be homeless!
	Bullshit!
	Four of the arrests were for assault, and one was an active warrant for felony assault in 2021.
	Let me give you the New York definition of felony assault.
	It's serious physical injury to another person.
	My point is, would you immediately jump To murder if the guy who was trying to subdue him, let's just say he has, for the sake of argument, likely no arrests, which would be in line with a lot of people who are Marines.
	Right.
	Let's say though that maybe it's 42 compared to uh one or Or two.
	In other words, who would you be more inclined to believe was initiating some kind of incident of violence?
	Incidents of violence.
	42 arrests!
	We don't know anything about this guy.
	We'll let the cops know, because it probably happened as they went, alright, what happened, you took this, this is horrible, let me see the footage.
	Okay, well I'm not quite sure.
	Who was it?
	Oh, George.
	Oh, 42 arrests.
	We still have an active warrant on him.
	You're free to go, sir.
	After 30, and you're the judge.
	After 30.
	Yeah.
	Is there ever a conversation where it's like, uh, you better not be here a 31st time.
	Yes.
	And then after 40.
	Yeah.
	It's like, well... This is what you do.
	After a while, it's like, it's what you do.
	You go out in society, you create a problem, a big enough problem for somebody to call the cops, and then you get arrested.
	So this is what you do all the time.
	It's your thing.
	It's your thing.
	It's your calling card.
	It's your career.
	I'm the recurring bandit.
	Right, so you clearly have something, something is wrong.
	Yes.
	You know, aside from the fact that he, you know, the Michael Jackson white face is very offensive to me.
	That's true, yeah, it is as well.
	You know what I'm saying?
	But at the end of the day, when does the justice system go, we gotta keep this guy in a hospital
	at the very least?
	That's the thing. This guy had been in and out of shelters, right? So he understood where to
	go to get help if he really and truly wanted it. He actually went to a shelter that was a little bit,
	they had more privacy and they had a little bit more, it's a safer kind of shelter than
	maybe the normal one. He actually was in that. He had been street performing.
	It became less safe once he was in it.
	Maybe over 13, 15 years, people had talked to him. Like they understand, like this guy
	was out there and this guy may not have always been a problem, but at least 42 times he was.
	Let me be a liberal here.
	The liberal would say this is a man who clearly has a mental health imbalance.
	He's not in control of his own behavior.
	It doesn't mean I want him to die.
	I want him to get help and be protected and be in a position where he's sequestered so he doesn't disrupt society.
	Do you have a room at your house available?
	Yes!
	That would be my first question.
	Look, he has been to these places.
	You did not commit to method acting.
	The answer every time from a liberal is, not in my room.
	Not in my room.
	You should have known better.
	I'm already housing refugees.
	I agree, and I 100% agree.
	Look, you're never going to be able to completely solve the problem, but what you cannot do is vilify somebody standing up and saying, look, Not on this subway car today.
	Not me.
	Not the woman that you saw in the background.
	Not any of these other passengers.
	I'm gonna subdue this guy and wait on the cops.
	You cannot vilify somebody for doing that.
	Now, if he intentionally kills him and was yelling out racial epithets and I finally got one or something like that, fine.
	We can talk about that.
	That's different.
	Which, by the way, would not be the native affectation for a New Yorker.
	I feel like Gerald's been through this in his mind.
	I finally got one!
	In his mind, racists are like from Remember the Titans.
	He's from Tennessee, from the rural Mississippi.
	I'm not gonna play football with no collards!
	That's how he thinks racists are.
	What a stereotypical impression of a racist, Gerald.
	Some racists have been to college.
	He thinks it's a what?
	New York, if you want to solve this problem, if you want a mental health crisis to be handled differently, more police officers, please.
	More police officers, because then the general public doesn't feel the need.
	It's, hey, hey, hey, police officer, this guy's threatening everybody.
	This has happened exactly in our history.
	It's happened throughout the world, but it has happened exactly in the American history since the 1960s through today, and we talked about it.
	This is not new.
	And again, why do you only care about the felon committing 44, at least arrested 42 times?
	Why don't you care at all about... Hey, what happened to, you know, believe all women?
	What happened to stop Asian hate, considering those statistics?
	You want to guess that some of those people who were assaulted, just based on statistical realities, likely were Asian in the city of New York, but they're no longer useful puns.
	What happened to stopping sexual assault against women?
	Hey, hold on a second.
	I don't know if you know this.
	Someone who's been arrested 42 times, including for multiple violent counts, far more likely to rape a woman than the person Lena Dunham had regretful sex with and found a condom in a potted plant.
	Just to be clear.
	You want to protect women?
	I don't know.
	Cut it off at, ooh, this guy's been violent, and this guy's actually committed all kinds of crimes, including sexual, ooh, ooh, 42 times.
	Let's maybe find a way to protect people who deserve protecting.
	It's one of the few legitimate roles of government.
	This is one thing libertarians get so wrong, and by the way, I'm not talking about militarization of the police.
	One of the few legitimate roles of government is to ensure that people like this don't continue to interact with people Who have not committed violent crimes.
	It's one of their few roles.
	But you'd have to then, what I never hear from the liberal side, they never talk about homelessness being a result of drug addiction and mental illness.
	You never hear that.
	Well they do.
	And that's what's going on.
	But then they say that's the thing so we just need to give them the drugs.
	But it's a housing, he was hungry and he had no house.
	That's what they're talking about.
	That's not true.
	This was a guy who clearly had major mental health problems.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Like, there are plenty of housing solutions.
	Most people don't want to use them, just to be clear.
	And worst case scenario, put on a propeller cap and walk your way into a Ronald McDonald house.
	I think those are still around.
	The point is, they're easy to trick!
	Now, this happened in New York City.
	Let's look at this.
	The New York City subway.
	Murders between 2020 and 2022, highest in 25 years.
	At the same time, police resignations, those are up 117%.
	Response times are potentially their worst ever, just to be clear.
	Let's look at the recent New York City violence.
	Do we have a montage for this?
	I just want to make sure.
	Is there a montage or are they individual clips?
	Because we were putting this all together today.
	And I have a clip here that says that.
	We have a montage.
	We have a montage.
	So let me just run through the list and then let's go to a montage in case you've forgotten.
	Imagine you're in New York City.
	I want to set the stage here.
	Okay?
	You're in New York City.
	Again, all references available at lotorthcreditor.com.
	Crime is at its highest in the subways.
	25 years.
	Police resignations up 117%.
	Crime overall, violent crime, is skyrocketing.
	And of course police response times are extended.
	And you don't have the right to protect yourself or carry a gun.
	And criminals are just basically professional recidivists.
	Okay.
	All right, so now let's go through the list.
	You've been living through this.
	You've been living through an example of Christina Lee.
	Christina Yu Lee was stabbed 40 times by an aggressive, crazy man named Osama Dinash.
	Killer was on supervised release.
	You have Michelle Yeoh was killed when Simon Marshall pushed her onto subway tracks.
	You have Frank James.
	Remember the radicalized black nationalist who opened fire on a subway, which was, I think it injured something like 29.
	And you have to take all of this into account, all this crime, and you are living through
	this in New York City when this man, arrested 42 times, walks onto your subway.
	Do you think that maybe in the back of your mind, whether you're white or black, like
	one of the other people, or Hispanic, like the man who was filming, do you think that
	maybe these images might play a role on your mental state?
	Students leave the room.
	He and his wife were also spit at on a northbound FAA train.
	A 24-year-old passenger who kicks back.
	Then the 40-year-old swings an umbrella at her with a keychain in hand, which police say cut the victim's face.
	As the northbound N train pulled into 36th Street Station.
	station. I told you a bird. All right, you take permutating or getting media
	Can't, can't, can't, shut up, nobody!
	violent It makes reasonable people capable of, I wouldn't even say unreasonable things, it makes non-violent people capable of violent things.
	We'll talk to you, a lot of you young people who watch, most of you are under the age of 40, actually most of you are under the age of 30 who watch or listen right now.
	You may not know about Bernie Getz.
	We're going to touch on that.
	That's relevant.
	This happened exactly, almost this scenario in the past.
	Of course this guy didn't actually go out and shoot anybody, but Bernie Getz was assaulted on the subway.
	Got himself a firearm to protect, was assaulted again, and shot people.
	Now, he went back for a second round because he had had enough, but the point is, this is the kind of culture that you breed.
	Of course, none of this is relevant to professional racist Al Sharpton, because if racism were to get better, he'd be out of a job.
	He made sure to jump in on the convo, condemning vigilantism, and this is what he wrote, or this is what he said.
	I don't know, I'm reading a quote from National Action Network.
	How many assholes can you fit in a room now?
	What most people this is the thing when most people in america heard about bernie getts they said
	I get it.
	And since it didn't work then, right, it didn't work then when they were trying to tell you, hey, you should all hate Bernie Getz because it was a whole soft on crime, right, liberal media.
	Retroactively now they try and act as though.
	As though Bernie Getz was different than it was.
	Kind of like, I don't know if you remember this, when Ronald Reagan died, the media was so surprised at the morning, because it didn't work when they tried to make you hate him when he was president.
	And then they were surprised, like, hey, look at everyone showing up.
	Yeah, yeah, because people liked him.
	Kind of the same situation with Bernie Getz.
	So Al Sharpton said, 30 years ago, I fought the Bernie Getz case, and we cannot end up back to a place where vigilantism, shit!
	Vigilantism, you know the word I'm trying to read, is tolerable.
	It wasn't acceptable then, it was, and it cannot be acceptable now.
	Oh, that's debatable.
	So, funny he brings up Bernie Getz.
	How many people here are familiar with Bernie Getz?
	Me.
	Yeah.
	That's how old I am.
	Yeah, it was covered.
	I was in New York at the time.
	He got so much support initially.
	So much support.
	Everybody's like, yep, I've been on the subway too.
	I get it.
	Yep.
	People were so fed up.
	I know.
	It was just story after story.
	This was, it was Bernie Getz.
	He was robbed twice.
	Okay.
	And then he shot four teenagers who then threatened him, tried to rob him again on the subway in 1984.
	Yep.
	He was convicted for possession of an illegal weapon, and he served under a year in jail.
	Right.
	Just to be clear, because you're not allowed to have a firearm, basically.
	That's really what it was.
	But this was a guy, what I would like to see a research team is bring up the injuries, the extent of Bernie Getz's injuries with the first assault that had taken place.
	This was a guy who ended up in the hospital.
	I think he couldn't walk for a significant amount of time.
	I believe his neck was broken.
	And at a certain point, he just said, hey, it's not happening to me again.
	And here's what's interesting.
	Bernie Getz, after this incident, how many other people did he shoot?
	You think you're getting close to 42 arrests?
	That's one thing that people don't talk about.
	There's a huge difference between someone who is a law-abiding citizen who is pushed too far versus someone who has decided that they are going to prey on law-abiding citizens until they are pushed too far.
	Bernie Getz did not go on to live the life of a criminal.
	Bernie Getz snapped.
	He Ralphied the thugs who tried to rob him again.
	That's what you're gonna get.
	How many more subway incidences like that?
	The train car, not the sandwich shop.
	How many more do you think have to take place for people to respond like, this wasn't a Bernie Getz situation, but I'm telling you, you're going to get it.
	If you haven't already, that's where this is going.
	Hey, the good news is, there's a solution.
	There's a solution, leftists.
	Solution is, you know what?
	Keep people in prison.
	Yeah.
	Keep people in prison if they're committing violent crimes.
	This is one thing that I always used to disagree with, and even Libertarians, like the prison-industrial complex.
	Of course no one should be arrested for a gram of weed.
	But 42?
	I don't give a shit if it's a privatized prison.
	I want them locked up.
	My problem with a violent criminal is a greater problem than that I have with the prison-industrial complex.
	Even though I do.
	I have problems with both.
	I think our system is more broken in tolerating violent criminals preying upon non-violent people and then condemning people when they respond with violence.
	And in this case, we didn't even have it.
	We didn't even have a man respond with proactive violence.
	They're going to label him a murder anyway.
	A murder anyway.
	And you know what's going to happen?
	People are going to see this and the next time they're going to say to themselves, well, I'm going to be labeled a murder anyway and fan the hammer.
	Why do you mistrust your institutions?
	Why do you think?
	We just gave you a situation where, based on all credible evidence that we have right now, we don't know what's developing.
	Seems like involuntary manslaughter and certainly doesn't seem like murder.
	But you have the media, you have the print, you have your elected representatives.
	Already lying to try and destroy somebody's life.
	Why don't you trust your institutions?
	Well, let's just start with those.
	Our elected representatives and our media and entertainment industry.
	Let's start with those, and maybe you have a reason now.
	Yeah, Hooty, you were about to bring something in.
	Yeah, we got the injuries to Bernie Getz after the robbery.
	They threw him through a plate glass door and onto the ground, permanently injuring his chest and knee.
	Despite his injuries, he was able to assist a police officer in arresting one of the men.
	There were three of them that robbed him, and they also One of them was only charged with criminal mischief.
	Mischief!
	That mischievous rapscallion!
	Stop throwing people through glass!
	Stop positively concaving that small jeweled chest!
	I counted to three, but I'll give you two more, you know.
	How long do you think they reprise the Dirty Harry series?
	Because I'm telling you, people in Hollywood, there's a strike right now.
	I guarantee there are people in Hollywood right now at the top of the food chain who are writing, who are seeing an opening.
	Because I remember watching Dirty Harry and those movies.
	I remember as a kid people clapping in the movies.
	Yes!
	They were like, yes, finally!
	Were you here the day we did this segment on Dirty Harry?
	No.
	We did a whole segment on Dirty Harry and on Death Wish and the reason for them and the result of them and how there was a disconnect between people and the media.
	This is exactly, this is the environment right now.
	Money!
	Somebody's gonna make some money.
	Really quickly, let's go to CNN.
	So in the Proud Boys case, four of the Proud Boys have been convicted of seditious conspiracy.
	I think there were six that were on trial and four have been convicted.
	Those are the first ones, I believe.
	Seditious conspiracy.
	Seditious.
	Can someone give me the definition of seditious conspiracy?
	I believe conspiring to overthrow the government.
	Okay.
	Such a big word.
	Okay.
	You're being seditious.
	I think that's sedition.
	You're guilty, not of criminal mischief, but being seditious.
	Well, I know what sedition is.
	I'm wondering if there's a difference between sedition, actual sedition, and seditious conspiracy.
	Well, you're conspiring to do sedition.
	Yes.
	You're conspiring to do seditious things.
	I don't know!
	Seditious conspiracy is a crime in various jurisdictions of conspiring against authority or legitimacy of the state.
	Okay, so overthrowing the government.
	Oh, okay, so hold on a second.
	Being naughty.
	Read it again, Hootie.
	So, yeah, Seditious Conspiracy is a crime in various jurisdictions of conspiring against the authority or legitimacy of the state.
	Conspiring against the authority or legitimacy.
	Alright, right now, charge me with Seditious Conspiracy of AOC.
	I question the broad's legitimacy.
	When she says this guy's a murderer, Seditious Conspiracy, illegitimate!
	Illegitimate!
	How about that?
	That's how broad that definition is.
	Think about that.
	Why do you mistrust your institutions?
	Think about how broad that is.
	People will act like it's guy folks for crying out loud.
	It just means that you are trying to question the legitimacy or hamper the integrity, the perceived legitimacy.
	AOC is a liar and an illegitimate representative because she doesn't respect the laws of her constituents she claims to represent.
	How about that?
	There.
	Illegitimate.
	Seditious conspiracy.
	Everyone else?
	Everyone else?
	Hey, want to sign your name on that guest list?
	I agree.
	Yes.
	All right, good.
	Confirmed.
	We're all seditious conspiracy theorists, by the way.
	I suffer from peer pressure, so I don't know.
	Before the show, I got him smoking.
	Well, I mean, because he said I'd be cool.
	I can be in the gang, right guys?
	That's the thing they never tell kids.
	They never tell kids that smoking makes you look awesome.
	Yeah, it does.
	Smell terrible and die early, but you look awesome.
	Hey, James Dean, Marlon Brando, Elvis, and Sean Penn can't all be wrong.
	Yes, they can.
	Did I miss anything?
	You didn't miss anything!
	Alright.
	Hopefully this stops.
	Hopefully there's more law and order.
	But hey, it's New York.
	What the hell are you doing here?
	It's the old American story.
	Get out of the cities.
	Push too far.
	The liberals take over.
	Then the conservatives come back.
	It's the American tale.
	Feifel jerks off on the subway.
	Why am I horny all of a sudden?
	Oh, it's that mustache again.
	It is, yes, I know.
	By the way, that's something that, just so you know, in a good year in New York, in a good year in New York, someone's spanking it on you on the subway.
	Well, I was about to say, they're like, I wish for the good old days.
	Yes, exactly.
	Like, that's best case scenario.
	I swear I saw that on a subway.
	I swear to God, in this rugged construction work.
	You say it like you saw it once.
	I mean, I lived in New York, like, all the time.
	Why would you choose a crowded subway?
	Is that how they... He just started... No one has cars in New York!
	No, no, I'm not saying that.
	I'm saying you could walk.
	I'm saying, why would you choose that place to, you know, take care of business?
	Hold on a second.
	Brian, hold.
	Hold, hold, hold.
	This is important.
	Not travel.
	No, Brian, Brian, Brian.
	I need everyone in this room to shut up for a very specific reason.
	This is an important learning experience for Gerald.
	Okay.
	Repeat the question that you just asked.
	Why would you take care of business on the subway?
	No, you said why would someone who is, we've accepted the premise, serial masturbate on the subway.
	Yeah.
	Gerald asked, why would you pick a crowded car?
	Okay, here's why.
	We have to start with his mother.
	You realize as soon as the words left your mouth.
	There's no why.
	Right?
	Because there are a lot of people on the subway and that's the point.
	No, no.
	It is the why.
	Yes.
	It is the why.
	He picks the crowd.
	Yes.
	No, I understand.
	I'm just... Yes.
	A flasher doesn't do it into a cornfield, Gerald.
	Yeah.
	I mean, you do because you're a prude.
	He's too pure of heart, Gerald.
	I know.
	He's too pure of heart.
	Get that Christian out of your heart, bro.
	So you're saying he likes the attention.
	Yes.
	That's almost what, yes, that's my presupposition.
	That somebody who services themselves in a crowded area does so because they like it and they're perverted.
	Do they bring their own potted plant?
	Here's the thing, what do you think?
	Does he just think, like, he's like, why would they do it in a crowded subway?
	Do you think it was just a guy who couldn't hold it?
	He's like, I hope no one's in the corner.
	I had to go, you gotta go, you gotta go.
	Exactly.
	The guy, there was a construction worker who goes, he just looks at me and goes, He goes, you hit anybody with that and this is going to be your last day on earth.
	And the guy didn't know what it meant and he kind of went and put it back in.
	And then I, you know, I said everybody's entitled to their own expression.
	I had to have all my jackets reupholstered.
	Yeah.
	That's just weird.
	It's very, very common.
	It is a little weird, Gerald.
	I will agree with you on that.
	Thank you, Brian.
	I appreciate that.
	That's just weird.
	It's a little weird.
	It's odd to me.
	Not to mention criminal.
	Yeah.
	It's criminal.
	I mean, riding the subway naked, okay.
	I don't like it, but fine.
	Well, that's San Francisco.
	That's legal.
	Yeah.
	As long as you're not hard.
	Here's the thing.
	You can use the subway.
	Just telling you what the rules are.
	There have been so many turn-style accidents with that.
	I mean, those bars.
	Again.
	Keep it soft.
	You can use the subway for good.
	The Metro in Montreal, there's a guy who actually had three flutes.
	One in each nostril and one in his mouth.
	He did the entire Star Wars theme song.
	Which is relevant because it's May the 4th.
	May the 4th be with you finding that ever-elusive mate.
	That is neat.
	Did you pay him to go away?
	No, the guy was great!
	No, he was like the guy cleaned up he would play the I don't know if there's a video this is long before it wouldn't
	fire With three two nostrils and then one guy would play the
	spoons outside of ogle these Everyone would party with the guy who did the star wars
	theme song and play the spoons while another guy masturbated.
	Is that well?
	That was yeah, that's the starting act. Well that and that young man's name was steven crowder
	He was like the joey bishop of the subway acts It was weird when he tried to time it to the uh song,
	especially the crescendo He was just happy to be there.
	Alright.
	So.
	Guys, let's get serious.
	Seriously.
	Let's get serious.
	Hopefully this has been cathartic.
	New York sucks.
	Alright.
	Depends on where you go.
	So, in Florida though, while we're talking about some wins, and we'll give you more updates if the story unfolds, I don't think that there's going to be anything new, and if there is, the media's not going to cover it.
	Of course not.
	They've already destroyed the man's life.
	Here's the thing.
	If everything gets corrected, As soon as that Marine, his name comes out, his life will never be the same.
	Doesn't matter.
	The lie already traveled.
	Believe me.
	We all know.
	It's happened a billion times in this industry.
	So he can't speak on college campuses and go to New York and certain AOC's borough.
	Nowadays I think he's going to be fine.
	Well he'll be fine, but his life will forever be changed.
	He can eat dinner at my house.
	Yeah, well, you don't have a spare room because they're filled with refugees.
	That's very true.
	Also, by the way, you might want to keep that under wraps because I think you're engaged in human trafficking.
	That's how the law might view it.
	I know, I'm just protecting Ukrainian women.
	How many times do I have to tell you guys that?
	You've got a big heart, Brian.
	If you're Ukrainian in your 20s and you're female, I'm your guy!
	I understand where your heart is.
	Unfortunately, the law does not look kindly upon protecting women by locking them in.
	Okay, I didn't, I have to look at the details.
	Because I know nudity laws in San Francisco, but I haven't looked up that.
	Ukrainian women, you can't lock almost any women in a room against their will.
	Just tag them, you'll be fine.
	All right, well, daddy has to look into that.
	I mean, Brian has to look into that.
	I'm just saying, I want to be careful, because a lot of people watch.
	All right, so Florida's legislature...
	They just passed a parental rights and education bill, and now of course that just goes to Governor DeSantis' desk for a signature, which hopefully he'll sign, obviously.
	I don't know why he'd veto it.
	It would just be hilarious just to screw with him to make a worse bill.
	I've been vetoed!
	Why?
	So that they can ban all trans people from the state!
	Oh no, a bait-and-switch!
	The bill will prohibit... I just wanted to take a shit in a Target!
	Oh no!
	Now I'm in committee!
	So the bill... I'm tired, I'm sorry.
	The bill would prohibit lessons related to gender, sexual orientation until high school.
	It restricts the use of gender pronouns in classrooms.
	Teachers must also teach that biological...
	Gender, once referred to as gender, is unchanging.
	So of course, Florida, they're furious about this, right?
	Here's David Andrews, the woke premier of Victoria, Australia.
	And this is why I usually don't care what other countries say about our country.
	Right.
	The premier of Victoria Australia slamming to Santa's.
	If you want to behave like the worst elements of the Floridian Republican Party, well get to Florida.
	Head over there, where your hateful views might be worth something.
	They're worth nothing here.
	We won't stand for this sort of ugly behaviour.
	It's appalling.
	And I again make the point, it's not about free speech.
	This is hate speech plain and simple.
	So right away, right?
	That's always what they use.
	Invade them!
	It's not free speech, it's hate speech.
	It's pure and simple.
	If you want that, alright, if you don't, if you want to believe that men are, men, men have things like cocks.
	Okay?
	Cocks.
	You think, I bet you probably think ladies, I bet you probably think ladies have...
	Huh?
	I bet you'd probably think that!
	Look, if you want to be in a place where kids' parents can force them to keep their cooks, huh?
	Or a place without every type of venomous spider, snake and shark?
	You don't know where to find... If you want a place that isn't a penal colony that was founded by rapists and murderers who were sent here as punishment because everything could... Head on over to the Key West!
	I bet you'd like it there better, wouldn't you?
	You and your cooks!
	That's not a talk.
	Worst lawyer ever.
	Worst lawyer ever.
	People are like, can we do that?
	It's like an Australian porn.
	I guess we should.
	I guess we should.
	Maybe we could just go to Florida?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you?
	Yes, I would.
	If you just said so.
	It's not that easy.
	Why?
	Because I know you don't do it, so I've got to keep you here.
	A man and a woman is not just a feeling.
	I guess that makes sense.
	Well so the current bill that he had was K-3 and basically they're just extending it to K-8.
	So high school is when you can talk about them chopping off the... What?
	Cooks?
	Yes, exactly right.
	Listen, listen.
	If you think that a man, what defines a man is cocking balls between his legs.
	You're wrong.
	Australia's just not the place for you.
	Get your sorry ass out of the airbag.
	You go find yourself in Key West.
	You go find yourself in Fort Lauderdale.
	Maybe the hellscape that's Miami, right?
	Not here.
	This here's Hugh Jackman land.
	Sexiest man on earth.
	It's a long flight.
	Nobody wants to go to England.
	Tim, that was almost like an Irish.
	It's a long flight.
	It's a long flight.
	Sorry, here's some spirit airlines.
	Key?
	Lose yourself a weave.
	No Qantas for you.
	Look like a WNBA game taking place in the sky.
	Head on over to, I don't know, maybe, maybe Naples.
	Oh, I bet you'd like Naples, wouldn't you?
	Where everyone there, everyone there has cocks.
	And pussies.
	Still intact.
	Go on over to Naples, or Marco Island.
	It's like the Monty Python sketch.
	It really is.
	Where he's like, who wants to go for a walk around the square?
	And like, nobody.
	You're describing heaven to me.
	You're sending me to heaven?
	What kind of dad is he like, hey!
	Finish your ice cream or you don't get your pornography!
	I guess I'll finish my ice cream.
	Yeah!
	I want to see you eat every bite!
	That's right!
	That's not my dad!
	Because you know there are people that that legislator in Australia like... Huh?
	Yeah.
	Florida?
	Is he asking us to go to Florida?
	Alright.
	Is this a request?
	I don't know.
	Water's so blue and safe.
	And I dig that about you!
	So here's the thing, they act like Florida's the only place.
	Alright, let's give you some more examples.
	South Korea has now refused to even allow the gay pride parade in its main business district.
	Good!
	They're taking action against grouping kids.
	There are other countries too, but they're scrapping the gender ministry.
	They're removing the term sexual minorities in middle and high school textbooks.
	They're further attempting to revise sex education.
	This is a quote, by the way, you can check the references.
	So that doesn't mention or cause sexual identity confusion.
	Hey, I don't know if you know this, Hungary.
	Hungary and the EU are in court over a law meant to keep LGBTQ issues out of school.
	You also have that with Poland, just to be clear.
	Hundreds of cities, villages, there's towns that passed completely LGBT-free resolutions.
	I'm not saying that that is what we should do.
	Of course, you can do whatever you want as an adult.
	What I'm saying is they want to blame the United States and Florida, For simply saying that you can't sexualize children.
	That's not to mention at all, you know, that entire section of the world where it starts raining men if you speak with a lisp.
	Kids are not sexual!
	Kids are dealing with other things.
	Life is complicated and hard enough.
	If you have kids, you know that.
	They're not thinking about sex.
	It's just not what happens until you get to a certain age.
	Kids are stupid.
	Not unless you force them to.
	Not unless you force them to.
	And then they're kind of like, oh, I don't know.
	Yeah.
	They're not sure about it.
	It's like the kid on Magic School Bus.
	He's like, I knew I should have stayed home today!
	Yeah.
	I knew some guys doing it in sixth grade.
	Just so you know, that was a dark place that you all took it.
	It was.
	And then you left me on the line.
	Terrible.
	Because I ran out of things to say and I just left dead air and you had to pick up on it.
	I set a trap for you.
	You go to Florida, ride yourself on the Magic School Cook.
	I'm the Sibian.
	Maybe you can go over there with that big red Bertrand.
	Bertrand, big red dog.
	We have normal sized dogs here in Australia.
	Giant spiders.
	And they're not red.
	This is an Irish centre, but it's not really red, it's really more of an amber.
	Amber.
	An amber.
	The point is... I don't know.
	So De Santis, by the way, this is an example of him making good on one of his promises, which I'm happy to see.
	We reject woke ideology.
	We fight the woke in the legislature.
	We fight the woke in the schools.
	We fight the woke in the corporations.
	We will never ever surrender to the woke mob.
	Florida is where woke goes to die.
	His wife should be in pants.
	There, I said it.
	Here's the thing.
	His wife is very pretty.
	But here's the problem.
	I find she looks very different from picture to picture.
	I'm like, that's a pretty woman in that picture.
	Oh, that's his wife.
	She'll look much younger.
	She'll have a totally different hairstyle.
	There's no consistency.
	I just know there's a pretty lady in the picture.
	My problem, my worry is that the right tends to lose... Is that she becomes not pretty?
	At some point that happens to all of us, Brian.
	Whatever, not if you eat well and you take the right supplements.
	BrianCallen.com for protein powders.
	She looks great, but the right has to be careful not to be too calcified in traditional... we lose control of the story then.
	Like, the left is still good at creating cool... What are you talking about?
	It just looks like she's the lady and she's in a dress and she's kind of there and her man's got that tight haircut.
	She's a babe!
	It's a little stiff and nerdy.
	You gotta be a little bit more... It was a formal event!
	He had a suit and tie on!
	Whatever, dude, he should have an open shirt!
	Would you like him to come out and dance funk?
	I want him in a bandana, there I said it!
	Alright, that's fine.
	As long as it's the right color.
	I was gonna say, as long as it's not rainbow.
	Can't be red, can't be blue, just stay neutral.
	And don't wear yellow, because in the wrong bar, that means that you do a lot of weird stuff.
	With all the talk of gay propaganda in school, we thought it'd be a good time
	to talk about the importance of the gay community. We're going to talk about the importance of
	the gay community.
	Gay Pride is a movement that's been going on for a long time. It's a movement that's
	been going on for a long time. It's a movement that's been going on for a long time. It's
	a movement that's been going on for a long time. It's a movement that's been going on
	for a long time.
	It's a movement that's been going on for a long time.
	Top.
	You don't know anything about ornithology or sex.
	Hey, you don't know anything.
	I had a very good year.
	I had a good year.
	Number five.
	That's the bird term.
	Hashtag birdwatchers.
	Hashtag no black birdwatchers.
	Sorry.
	Well, there are no black birdwatchers is what I'm saying.
	When you think birdwatcher, you think white person.
	Seven plus one.
	Ban LGBT grooming books.
	Number five.
	Of mice up men.
	That's one that seems...
	Okay.
	I think- I don't know why- It's a gerbil, first of all.
	Yeah.
	I know.
	I know, but- You gotta tape its mouth.
	That's the problem, is the book is inaccurate.
	Yeah.
	It's true.
	It's not a fair- This is- Well, you do, because you don't want the gerbil to tell tall tales.
	Richard Gere came out against it.
	Yeah, she did the audio.
	Although, a mouse's tail is easy to pull back out.
	That's what we've- That's what they tell you at the local library.
	You're so disgusting.
	What did I say?
	You know.
	I'm just saying.
	You don't have to take my word for it.
	Bleeding rainbow.
	Hey!
	We don't have Levi Burton around here.
	Yeah.
	Number...
	...
	Alright, number four, Gerald.
	Mauby's dick.
	There you go. I don't...
	laughter laughter
	No, not the singer.
	These are the band grooming books, Brian.
	Is Don Quiroti on there?
	Brian, you had your chance to contribute the writing and you slept in.
	I asked a question.
	Asked a question.
	And his sidekick in there, is it Dirty Sanchez Ponza?
	It's a literary joke.
	That's very good.
	That's only for the educated, everyone.
	Unfortunately, most people didn't get that because they don't read.
	We're never going to finish.
	Absolutely.
	Listen, we are talking about classics and literature.
	That man, Don Quixote, was tilting cocks at windmills.
	It's almost what he was known for.
	He said, no, stop tilting your cock at windmills.
	Tilting your cock at windmills.
	It's a sword.
	It's fun for three people.
	Now, number three.
	A farewell to Cox.
	You guys over here.
	That's the most used word of the show today.
	I apologize.
	I'm glad I gave a warning.
	It's a good word, though.
	Number two.
	Banned LGBTQ grooming books in Florida.
	What is it, Brian?
	The Zen of Autoerotic Asphyxiation.
	And that's an instruction manual.
	The problem is it's in Swedish, so I never figured out how to do it.
	No.
	Uh, 7 plus 1.
	How not to be found in a room.
	I was trying to think of something funny to add to that, but I couldn't.
	Alright.
	Number one, the pitcher and catcher in the rye.
	Which is sad.
	It's sad because it's almost like they subverted something.
	And of the 7 plus 1 band grooming books, what is it?
	The plus 1, Gerald?
	Brave New World.
	That doesn't make sense.
	It's week 7 plus 1, I guess.
	Was Uncle... Y'all forgot 5th Avenue's a chain store!
	I'm sorry, Brian.
	We rudely cut you off.
	No, it's fine.
	I just asked if Uncle Tom's grabbin' was on there.
	You slept in, Brian!
	I think it's funny.
	Dear diary, they don't get me.
	It's got a paywall?
	Someone help me!
	This is what happens when it's a stressful day and it's a stressful show and you have to deal with a topic that everyone is discussing and it's dishonest and you see someone's life being destroyed.
	Look, sometimes we have to deal with these people behind the scenes.
	I mean, we have conversations with these people whose lives have been absolutely shattered and destroyed and it breaks your heart and we don't need to do that right now.
	We can get off This train, especially if there's a homeless man servicing himself on it.
	Brian Callan is going to be, where are you going to be this weekend?
	Port Charlotte, everybody.
	Just, I guess, an hour outside of Fort Myers.
	That's in, yeah, Port Charlotte, Florida.
	Yeah, let's make the plug longer than it needs to be.
	Sorry, at the Visani Theater, May 5th at 6.
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