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"BIMBO" MEGHAN MARKLE CLAIMS SHE'S OPPRESSED FOR BEING HOT! | Louder with Crowder
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Oh yeah!
Here we go!
Trick or treat!
Oh, Happy Halloween!
And what do we have?
We have a dinosaur.
Little Red Riding has no dad.
Spider-Man?
I didn't know he wore a propeller cap.
I guess Dad's on the unemployment line this year.
Alright, well, that's sad.
But Uncle Crowder came prepared.
One for you.
And one for you.
Where's the candy?
Candy?
Way better than candy.
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But my mom's a vegetarian.
She probably doesn't need a costume because your mom's the devil.
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Thank you.
You're welcome.
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He's not supposed to live that close to a grade school.
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I love you
I love you
I That's called the adjustment because Gerald a always
mentions to me if I need to adjust with the with the sometimes you look disheveled
Yes.
I apologize.
I have more money than this.
Glenn, you're depending on me to make sure you look good.
That's a bad idea.
Yes, exactly.
Oh my gosh, we have a lot to get to today.
Look, we have to discuss something tomorrow, so my question to you right off the bat is, since we'll be discussing this tomorrow, what do you think about the left trying to, you know, cancel Kanye?
How much of it do you think is true?
How much of it do you think is hyperbole?
Is he too big to cancel?
And is it yay or ye?
Now here's the thing.
I thought it was ye because of Yeezy.
Yes.
Yes.
I did too.
Or Yeezus.
Right.
There we go.
Yes.
Yeezy taught me.
Did you ever hear that?
You ever heard my beautiful dark and twisted fantasy where Chris Rock is like, Oh, where did you learn to treat a man like that?
Yeezy taught me.
Oh my God, you're wearing your shirt with your boobs.
You look fine.
Yeezy taught me.
That was a whole, it's like 20 minutes in the song.
And he's like, this is gonna be like Pink Floyd, only it's Chris Rock.
Oh yeah.
And Yeezy.
But now it's yay.
That's what we've been told.
Is everyone just going to be quiet now?
Is it Ye?
Is it Ye?
You're in touch with black culture more than Gerald.
I think it's Kanye.
It says it's Kanye.
Right.
It's Ye.
Yeah, but it was Yeezy.
I mean, you could make the same argument.
He changed it.
I don't know anything about the Yeezy.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
He should have an album called Wrath of Kanye.
Yeah, he changed it.
He can't change it.
Well, that's his problem.
Yee!
Yee!
Alright, so we're going to be talking about that tomorrow.
Today we're going to be talking about, because this has been by you, by request.
It's been making the rounds, of course, as we're dealing with OPEC right now and the Saudis and, you know, them obviously bending over our former vice president and laughing.
There's this idea going around, if you look at the New York Times, if you look at Washington Post, that actually Joe Biden has increased production of oil here in the United States more than any other president.
They even have these nice little charts and these nice little graphs.
And many of you have said, hey, how do I refute this?
It's very simple.
We'll do it today.
All references available at lawlesscrowded.com.
It's complete and total horse crap.
I know you're thinking, is some of it true?
It's not even close to the realm of true.
I will explain to you why.
Alright, Gerald A., how are you?
I would like to go by Jeezy.
We just got a new soundboard clip!
Not even trying!
I'm doing well, how are you?
I'm fine, except disheveled, and you know, you love them quickest man in, well, fastest man, I should say, quickest man in the West.
We are together, Nashville, November 12th, Ryman Auditorium.
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Dave Lando!
Ahoy, how are ya?
What does that shirt say?
It's available at your store, actually.
Oh!
It says, due to inflation, this is my Halloween costume.
Oh, yes.
I will say this.
Jeezy came up with it.
I'm kidding.
I want you to buy it.
Turn that into spandex.
Make it a test holiday.
Yeah, it's not too bad.
Some of these won't be there for Halloween.
It's too late to order.
There's some Jeezy on it.
Yes.
Oh, jeez.
Monica Lewiszewski.
Should we call you Stay?
Oh, speaking of which, we're going to be talking about Eric Swalwell now.
Eric Swalwell wants you to believe that women are going to be arrested for having abortions.
That is also a complete lie.
Also, Meghan Markle, I don't know if you know this sociopath, and she's abusive towards her royal husband, but now she's complaining that she feels as though she's not being treated respectfully enough as when she was one of the briefcase broads from Deal or No Deal.
Yeah.
She thought she was going to go on the show and do string theory.
Apparently they didn't.
You're not there to answer the questions.
She just thought she would get all the money in the briefcase?
Yes, exactly.
She took it anyway.
All right.
So before we get to that, you know, John Oliver went on his trans rant the other day, and Jon Stewart's been echoing this.
Remember when they told you, we used to get banned on YouTube?
We had a show that was titled, They're Coming After Your Children.
Right.
They want to transition your children.
That's one of the banned episodes, which you can find at Mug Club, because they said, this is just fear mongering.
Well, now John Oliver did that.
Now John Stewart did that.
Now it's a matter of policy from the left.
But now we see that it's really empowered children and parents all over the world.
Or at least they feel emboldened.
I don't know if I'd use the word empowered because of the brittle bones due to all the hormone replacements.
See for yourself.
If they combine like happy music with horrifying imagery, we'll be like, Oh, yeah, that was good.
Who was the guy who jumped in?
The cock burglar?
No, no, no, that's the parents that made that happen.
Just Rainbow Grimace?
No, I know, I know who he is.
Yeah, there's nothing that could possibly go wrong there.
And by the way, I guess they're none too concerned with the optics of putting a young boy-slash-girl on a pole.
Yeah, at all.
No, no, no, that's not a problem at all.
What would that sound like?
Four years old in the first clip?
Right?
And it says four years later?
I can't imagine that's more than an eight-year-old or a nine-year-old.
Four?
Yeah.
You think a kid knows that they're wanting to be a girl for the rest of their life that's born a boy at four?
Look, it's no longer a conspiracy on the pedophilia coming from the left, because guess what?
You're allowing them to make decisions regarding their sexual capabilities for the rest of the- if they can consent To harvesting their sexual organs, they can consent to something that will affect their ability and their sexual interactions for the rest... It's not too far of a leap to say, well, if they can consent to that, why can't they consent to a sexual relationship?
Come back, remember this, timestamp it, it's going to happen within the next 10 years.
Yeah.
Guaranteed.
Yeah, and a lot of people are up in arms about California right now.
They passed something in 2020, I think we talked about it then, about mandatory sex offender registration for people who have non-vaginal sex, right?
They were pissed off about that because it basically said if you have gay sex, you can do that if you're with a minor but you're within a 10-year gap, right?
The judge has discretion on whether to put you on a sex offender list or not and I'm like...
So, a 20-year-old and a 10-year-old.
That's the 10-year window.
I think that should be pretty automatic.
Also in California, remember, the left was up in arms that you would have to disclose if you have HIV to a partner.
That's just another way to stigmatize people who are spreading their hivs!
Bastion of freedom and childhood's not ruined.
This guy's supposed to feel bad pumping a disease into a random stranger?
What?
I can't believe you.
Oh, I forgot you never made a mistake!
Excuse us.
Intentionally infecting people.
What are we, Wuhan?
Yes.
Just kidding.
Good old California.
At least there's a poll.
Which brings us here to Swalwell.
We'll touch on this pretty briefly because I want to spend some time on the oil issue with Joe Biden.
It's not even close to being correct, and boy is the media going into overdrive here to try and carry this guy's water going into midterms.
But noted banger of Chinese spies and public flatulating enthusiast Eric Swalwell, he just released an ad for his election campaign.
Watch through your fingers.
You're weird.
He is weird.
But cute.
Gross!
You're weird. He is weird. But cute. Gross.
Mary Anderson? Yes?
I have a warrant for your arrest.
Arrest for what?
Penal code 243 violation.
Unlawful termination of a pregnancy.
You've got to be kidding me.
That is my personal business.
That's for the courts to decide.
Your medical records have been subpoenaed and Dr. Landry is already in custody.
No, you can't just... You will have to submit to a physical examination.
What?
By who?
No, no, no one's touching her!
Put your hands behind your back.
Puts three in the kid.
We're just enforcing the law here.
We're just enforcing the law.
Elections have consequences.
Written by Steven Seagal.
Vote Democrat on November 8th.
Stop Republicans from criminalizing abortion everywhere.
Protect women's rights and freedom.
Please tell me Michael Myers pops up next to her.
Wow.
Yeah, by the way, the very next scene is a guy in a trench coat and it's like, you country pumpkin cops.
The feds are taking over.
This is our jurisdiction.
Damn it.
This is my case.
Shut up.
Don't give me that jurismite.
The whole floor is just covered in blood and there's just a baby crying left.
She reaps for the spatula.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
We had to kill the whole family.
I mean, it makes Christian film look fantastic.
It does.
It really is.
It's the pro-clutching left.
Quality production.
Left Behind 2.
Yeah.
You're half-expecting.
It felt real.
Yes.
I felt like I was there.
Yeah.
And by that, I mean at the craft services table going, eh, that's bullshit.
Thank God I'm going to scale.
Of course, it's a family with two children, yet, you know, she's got abortions all the time.
Yes, exactly.
It's more of a hobby, really.
So, okay, look, I want you to just comment.
Does anyone actually buy this?
I've had to run into this with Change My Minds, if you go back and I'm pro-life, Change My Minds, where immediately they refute the claim that women would be arrested.
And once you explain to them, no, no, they wouldn't.
They go, oh, oh, oh, okay, I understand.
But this is what this guy is running on.
And by the way, in case you've gotten Eric Swalwell, Sex with Chinese Spies.
That's his thing.
That's his raison d'être.
He's a connoisseur of Chinese whores.
So, uh, let's go.
The claim that they are making, okay, is that Republicans, conservatives, want women arrested for having an abortion.
Okay.
Here's the truth.
Not only has that not been proposed to any, maybe you find some radicals somewhere in some fringe, but as far as at a legislative level, or any mainstream pro-life advocates, it has not been proposed.
And it is not the law.
They do not arrest women for having abortions performed.
What people do believe is if it is in a state where it is outside of the confines of what that state would define as legal abortion, that the doctor is liable.
Here's Farah Diaz Tello, a senior counsel and legal director of the pro-abortion legal group.
It's called If, When, How.
Good name.
If, When, How, 501C3.
Well, what kind of C3?
What 501C3 is?
If?
Well, okay.
When were you incorporated?
When?
What do you do?
How?
Son of a bitch.
All right.
So this is a pro-legal abortion group admitting this.
This is what they said.
States with abortion bans have focused punishment on the providers and not those seeking or self-managing an abortion.
It is a straw man.
It is not something that has ever been the case.
It is not something that people are proposing.
Hit the like button to piss the people off at YouTube, the YouTube overlords, because they don't want people to find this truth and it helps us out.
Just hit that like button.
This is a myth.
I don't know why.
Well, I know exactly why, but it's so lazy that you would learn this in, you know, Abortion Debate 101.
If you were actually debating abortion and you were actually trying to make a case for it, if you were with a professor who had any type of experience in critical thinking or in debating, would say, well, hold on a second, you can't actually use that because that's not true.
That's just straw man.
Oh, okay.
Logical fallacy.
The first one you learn about.
And just to be clear, I want to be clear on a personal level, I wouldn't want that, because I will tell you this, I believe that many women are lied to, and they don't know that they're terminating a life.
Many women don't.
They're told that it's a procedure, like removing a benign cyst.
I can't tell you how many people, and this is why the Change My Minds get throttled.
This is why we're not allowed to advertise them on YouTube.
Why?
We've had people go to Change My Minds with a pro-life issue, they've looked at a fetal chart, and they have become pro-life.
And then millions of people have seen these and changed their opinion just by showing them what an abortion is.
These women are lied to.
Many of them don't know, and that's not to say mansplaining, just like you don't necessarily know what's happening if you're having colon cancer removed.
You don't know what's going on with a medical procedure.
You often trust your doctor.
And you have doctors who are predatory in their practices who want to make you believe that this is a medically necessary procedure and comes with no risk to you or the life in your womb.
Here's another truth.
Eric Swalwell, professional banger of Chinese spies, He's running for California's 14th district and keep in mind that means that none of this matters anyway because of Roe v. Wade.
California can have abortion up until and including birth control.
There are still states that do that.
I think they're looking at extending it to one year after just to make sure buyers remorse.
Yes.
Right?
Yes.
Just in case you're like, ah, like him with the Chinese call service.
So that guy just let fake police take his wife?
Yes, pretty much.
But they drew fake guns, though, Dave.
Oh, well.
They were just male strippers who got a taste of godlike power.
I've got a package.
No, wait a second.
I can actually strip her of her rights.
Let's put her in the paddy wagon.
Oh, wow.
You're method male strippers.
You've got the locking doors and everything.
We take our job seriously.
Dr. Steinman's already in custody.
Did he just do the one abortion?
So it's not happening in conservative states, it's not being proposed, or in red states, and in California, they would be unaffected by this.
Now, the babies who are aborted into the third trimester in California are not unaffected, the women who are lied to are not unaffected, just to be clear.
Who's more radical?
Again, let's take the actual radical position of the right, that if a doctor Performs an abortion particularly in a state where or let's say it's a late-term abortion outside of the parameters of what is permissible That has been decided upon that state that that doctor should be held legally liable just like a doctor performing any other risky Non-medically necessary procedure that is the position of the right the position of the left in places like California in places like Virginia is abortion up until and including birth period taxpayer funded and in Virginia
Well, the position of the people in the Republican Party is, look, the people of your state get together and they vote on what they want.
And then it becomes law.
And then if you break the law, there are consequences.
This is how rule and law works in society.
You get together, you decide, and then you move forward.
By the way, speaking of lying to women, the President of Earth, Stacey Abrams, lied about the fetal heartbeat to make sure that people knew that that's not a real thing.
There's not really a heart actually there, it's just electrical Signals and somebody did not do a Google search.
She also lied about her weight.
Mm-hmm.
No.
Yeah, she recently told the pilot she was a hundred and fifteen pounds Yes, really did the plane crash?
No, they just wouldn't let anybody else go and they were even generous They wrote down kilograms and it still was counterweight.
It was It was like Sully it just flew in a circle for about a He's circling the airport, not on purpose.
They yelled bird strike, but it wasn't... Would she need to land?
The whole flight was like Con Air when I was going down.
It was like, I'm gonna straighten this!
Tell her to stand in the aisle!
So this is... If you wanna live!
She's like, I wanna visit the pilot!
Can I see the pilot in the cockpit?
The plane just... She was in Con Air, actually.
They put Christmas lights around her and used her as one of the casinos.
They put on a spinner, made her lay down like, Crap Stable!
Okay, so here's the thing.
This is fear-mongering.
It's not true.
That's the theme of today's show.
These myths that just, they're pervasive and they're easy to debunk.
All references are available at lotofcredit.com, but they trot them out at midterms, especially when the economy is at an all-time awful, certainly in our lifetime, because the fear-mongering right now is just designed to say, hey, vote Democrat if you don't want your wife carried out in cuffs.
It's just a The fact that, if I say it, it sounds silly, let alone to shoot a whole sketch.
But here's the thing, it's dirty, there's mud slinging on both sides, and we've actually obtained an exclusive, I believe, if we have it ready, an exclusive ad from Swalwell's political rival, Alison Hayden.
And you know what?
I think that it's more effective, it's a message we can all get behind.
Okay, is there an Aynika Agidorov here?
Yeah.
Hello, I'm Congressman Eric Swalwell's assistant Spartacus.
I just want to see, are you willing to have intimate relations with Mr. Swalwell?
Da.
Okay, and are you a Chinese or Russian spy?
I spy for Mother Russia.
Great!
Okay, you are hired.
Please vote for literally anyone except Eric Swalwell.
He has sex with spies.
A little on the nose.
Yeah, I mean, it's not incorrect.
Yeah, on the nose doesn't mean wrong.
He likes to hire twinks.
Yes.
Also, that's the game he plays with the Chinese spies.
He goes, yep, got your nose.
And there's a language where he's like, oh no, my nose, what happened?
He's like, I'm just kidding.
Oh, it's so cruel.
You should see what he does with silver dollars.
Oh, he pulls them out of places you wouldn't believe.
Yes, they're tiny shoes.
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Wow.
And I'll give you a reason as to why we're not monetized on the YouTube.
Why's that?
Because of recurring segments like this.
We're about to talk Meghan Markle.
So, time for What a Piece of Shit.
Love this segment.
She deserves it.
It's time.
We were asked to stop doing it by certain powers that be.
By who?
Not the queen.
Not anymore.
By certain powers that be, after we did the Don Lemon.
What a piece of shit.
You can't do that. That's not very nice.
And I said, you're right, it's not very nice.
And we're going to continue.
So, Tuesday's episode of the podcast, Megan and I of the podcast, Megan.
And I will say this, it's like an Amber Heard situation.
She is clearly a narcissist and I feel bad for Prince Harry.
He's very clearly not happy.
Oh no.
He's very clearly being controlled in this relationship.
He's sad and what she does is she seems to be gaslighting him where she's a perpetual victim.
She's alienating him from everyone who's been a support structure his entire life.
So anyway.
She has to be a victim in order to try and throw you off the scent.
Markle, in a funny way, lamented about how she was treated like a bimbo and she wasn't valued for her brains when she was, I believe, a briefcase lady, right?
Do I have that right?
She was, yes.
She was a briefcase broad.
Hold on.
A professional briefcase opener.
Right.
Yes.
Yes.
And that's the lowest of the low.
You're not even doing the Price is Right showcase.
That's the pinnacle.
Well, in fairness, she has to remember what number she is and then open the briefcase when called.
Right.
And they still pre-tape because they usually get it wrong.
Well, yes, there's flash.
Cut!
She keeps opening hers every time.
I said, I said 13.
Oh, is that 8, not a 3?
And if she shakes hands with Howie Mandel, he'll wash them until he bleeds.
Yes.
Well, that's anybody.
And he has his white Suge Knight dangle you from a balcony.
Yes.
So she was upset that she wasn't appreciated for her brains.
Sugar night.
Yes, sugar night.
Sugar nightly.
It's so bad.
Not for her brains.
I mean, this is coming out of my mouth, but it's trending like, I don't know why, but this is a surprise.
And you have some people taking her side as though, yeah, yeah, she's being objectified.
Well, yeah, yeah, you're not being objectified, but you are being treated as a model, which is kind of objectification.
So here she is in her podcast complaining about her not being appreciated for her brains, but only her body on the set of Deal or No Deal.
And there were times when I was on set at deal or no deal and thinking back to my time working as an intern at the U.S.
Embassy in Argentina and Buenos Aires.
And being in the motorcade with the Secretary of Treasury of the time and being valued specifically for my brain.
Yeah, because that's what you value interns for.
for. Here I was being valued for something quite the opposite. I mean you have to imagine,
just to paint the picture for you, that before the tapings of the show, all the girls, we
would line up and there were different stations for having your lashes put on or your extensions
put in or the padding of your bra. Which is necessary to showcase your brains. We were
even given spray tan vouchers each week because there was a very cookie cutter idea of precisely
Yeah, it's called a show!
Yes!
And not necessarily about brains.
Could you imagine her as an extra on, like, Battlefield Earth?
Like, what, I gotta wear blue makeup?
Yes!
Yes!
Imagine you go see the Blue Man Group and just some guy shows up, like, powder.
You're like, that's not the costume!
You auditioned for this!
You stood in line with other people and said, please pick me for the job!
Yeah, like you went out to get the job and somebody said, you know, you are very attractive.
I think the camera loves you.
And she was like, I can't believe this is a world I have to live in.
Imagine if LeVar Burton came into Star Trek one day.
He's like, I feel like with this, people can't see me.
No one asked my opinion.
Yes.
You're an intern, by the way.
An internship is where you actually learn to do stuff.
Interns typically are asked to do very low, medial tasks.
Here was her job on Deal or No Deal.
We actually have a clip.
This is her doing her job.
Eleven, eleven, go.
Okay, clapping.
That's hard.
It's difficult.
Megan, open the case.
He even knew her name.
And she didn't even get, she didn't even get to do her quantum physics.
That's what she had before she met the prince.
No, actually, I think this helped launch her career.
Oh, into meeting a prince?
Yes, pretty much.
You mean into infiltrating his circle of friends and deliberately moving her way up and finding out who could connect her with the prince before she got him under her spell?
No, it's when she met Mike on suits working for the law firm.
Oh that's right, she was on that show too.
Do you notice that all the women there look the same?
They look pretty similar.
Do you notice that they're all wearing the same outfits?
Hey, I don't know if you know this, but when men play sports, they wear a team jersey.
What are we, a piece of meat?
You know what's crazy?
Howie Mandel, same outfit, just in the male version of it.
Right!
Yes!
Oh my gosh, she was so mistreated.
Can you imagine listening to this podcast while an idiot just tries to sound smart?
Well, she was talking with Paris Hilton.
Oh.
Well then, I stand corrected.
People just, it's like people only view me for my body.
Well, maybe it's because you got entirely famous through a sex tape that you actually... No, no, that's not it.
It's because you are sexist.
I don't know.
I think it might be because I've seen your privates and I didn't ask to.
I don't know, maybe it was because you were on a Fox show where you went around America and belittled anyone who wasn't extremely rich?
Yes.
With Nicole Richie?
Yes.
Yeah.
That's fair.
So you milk the cow?
That's where milk comes from?
That's hot.
This is a real quote.
What's Walmart?
Do they make walls?
I don't know.
I'd like to drive you through one.
Yeah, seriously, that's a real quote.
I mean, I realize Nicole Richie's grown up from that and Paris Hilton is too, but you don't really have to act smart in front of Paris Hilton.
No, you don't really have to ask.
You should just be smarter.
Paris Hilton doesn't have to act smart in front of Paris Hilton.
Here's the thing.
The issue here, though, it really is it's women taking advantage of opportunities, right?
She chose to go and then afterwards complaining about it and accusing you of being sexist or discriminatory for hiring someone like this to do exactly what it is they sought to do.
That's what it is.
And by the way, you notice there aren't nearly as... I would love to, as someone who was working, you know, as an actor for a very long time, of course I wouldn't have made the cut if it was a modeling thing, but the point is, I would have loved to have had that opportunity to simply stand, get scale to open a briefcase.
You need to pay the bills, it's better than waiting tables.
Yeah.
But men typically aren't used as models, unless it's a novelty, and women laugh at you when you do Chippendales, which they don't take seriously, because a wiener is a silly thing.
Let me tell you this, an aside.
Did you know yesterday we had to go pee outside?
Yes.
Right, because the toilets are down.
They're back up.
Thank you.
Small miracles.
Now- Wish someone told me yesterday.
No, they weren't up yesterday.
I'm kidding.
But I realized- so we all- we all agree we all peed outside, right?
You had to- I didn't.
Okay.
I have not peed outside.
I realized- I don't think ever in, like, full daylight.
Usually you're in the woods, or maybe it's nighttime, right?
Or it's like, you know, your friend's sleeping at a party.
But in full broad daylight, raking across your John Thomas, it is a very horrendous looking apparatus.
Oh yeah, it's not pleasing.
You're looking like, it's not even the same color as the rest of your body.
Steven Crowder's Juicy Ball!
I just had that realization, I have never looked at this part of me in the sun.
And there's a reason.
I don't need to.
No, and then if you didn't shower that morning or you went for a jog, you're like, oh my god.
This is no good.
Yeah, I don't think it should affect its appearance that much.
It's just one shower skip.
That sounds like more of a life pattern.
No, no, I mean the odor in the breeze.
I'm not saying you should smell it outside.
I take it all back.
But if you're inside, you know what I mean.
Yes, yes.
We've all been there.
Yes, I don't.
Yes, you do.
I can smell yours.
That's because you actually, you were peering through the door.
Well, that one's called peering.
He installed a sniff hole in the bathroom.
Oh, that's just bizarre.
Alright, so here's the thing.
This isn't the first time Markle has tried to go out and play the victim.
And this is the problem, right?
As someone who treats people poorly, and it's on the record that she treats people poorly, it's on the record that she doesn't make very good decisions.
She seems to be rubbing a lot of people the wrong way, and it can never be her fault.
Like we've talked about with the left, you're dealing with narcissists.
You're dealing with clinical narcissism, just on a massive scale.
And now let's shrink it back down that you're dealing with a Meghan Markle, like an Amber Heard type.
So, some examples of it's never her fault, it's your fault or their fault, it's Deal or No Deal's fault, it was the royal family's fault because they're all racist.
Meghan claimed at least one member of the family had concerns about how dark their son's skin would be.
There are several conversations about it.
There's a conversation with you?
With Harry.
About how dark your baby is going to be?
Potentially.
And what that would mean or look like.
I don't believe it because you are basically white looking and he's really white looking.
And who's that woman?
The great great slave grandchild of Thomas Jefferson?
Right.
Yes.
Yes.
Talking about Oprah.
Color purple!
Keep up!
I don't believe it.
And of course it's something that can never be claimed.
It's something that can never be proven, right?
It's just, I make the claim.
They were racist.
They didn't want the kids to be dark and then the royal family can't defend themselves.
She also claimed that he and Harry were mistreated at the Queen's funeral, right?
That was a more recent one.
Yeah.
She complained about not getting paid for her first royal tour.
I can't believe I'm not getting paid for this.
You left the royal family!
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, you turn down your paycheck of everything.
Right.
Exactly.
You guys had billions of dollars coming your way at some point.
That's like royal family stepdaughter alimony.
Yeah.
Unbelievable.
I never wanted to be a part of this family anyway.
I'm leaving.
Oh well I guess that's one less mouth to feed.
I still want to take half.
Oh no!
She's been steeped in American divorce law.
I can only imagine.
I just don't want to be a princess anymore.
I'd be like, alright, bye.
You were a princess for like a day.
I'll tell you what.
I'll pay you child support because you're a petulant child.
And that's only because I can't pay bitch support.
You're only at my funeral because I wasn't awake.
Yes.
I did watch you there.
I'm just hoping someone hosts a seance so I can rise and strangle you right here.
With my blue-blooded, inbred, gnarled fingers.
I have syphilis under my hair.
And I know you have it from him.
Oh, I just hope that she haunts Meghan Markle in her dreams like Queen Kruger.
And her silly hats.
And her Yorkies.
She left and then said I'm not being paid for the royal tour because you decided to leave.
And by the way, tried to force your husband to leave and excommunicate his family.
It's cult-like.
It should also be noted that Markle herself, she's been accused of bullying the palace staff.
It's well known that she doesn't treat people very well, sort of like James Corden.
Here's one staff member.
And this is all allegedly.
Every 10 minutes I had to go outside to be screamed at by her and Harry.
It was, I can't believe you've done this.
You let me down.
What were you thinking?
It went on for a couple of hours.
So she's complaining about deal or no deal.
Job she wanted, okay.
They mistreated her, okay.
Decided to leave the royal family, right.
But the royal, I wasn't paid as part of this royal tour.
All right.
By the way, the royal family is racist.
And then when there were people in the media who said, hold on a second, I don't really know if you should be throwing out accusations of racism because we're not seeing that.
She said, the media was racist.
It's never her fault.
It's always your fault.
Tell me again about toxic masculinity.
There you go.
Toxic femininity.
You know who really hates the deal-or-no-deal thing?
All the women that did not make the cut.
I thought you were going to say Jews.
Oh, no, no.
I'm not sure where that came from.
They're probably sitting there like, right, I got how he meant.
Well, I guess Howie Mandel is Jewish.
He is Jewish.
He's the perfect type.
He's like helping them.
This helped launch her career, by the way.
It's like he tries to negotiate the price that's in the briefcase.
Like, how are you going to stop?
We've already settled this.
Like, I think we can do better.
What if it was if that briefcase was 12,000?
It's 14.
Starts blowing up a glove.
Yes.
Oh, I almost forgot, by the way.
We're about to get to Biden and the oil situation here.
We saw this Good Ranchers Utah commercial.
I just made the best steak of my life through the night.
Really?
Yeah, I need to show people how to do it.
I did it in a stainless steel pan, all clad.
I kind of sprung for it.
But go to GoodRanchers.com slash Crowder.
Use a promo code.
You can use a promo code Crowder.
You get $30 off any subscription box.
And right now they're giving you four pounds of chicken.
It's American meat delivered.
They work with small American farms.
It's really, it's good stuff.
Chicken is fantastic, by the way, so.
Yeah, I don't eat a lot of chicken, but it is good.
Very, very, very good.
All right.
And I need them to send me more steak.
I eat a lot.
That's all I eat now.
Well, there's actually a shortage of beef right now.
Not for this guy!
And it's probably because of that guy.
Yes.
No.
Well, no.
It's one of the perks.
That's my nickname.
I don't have to be out there beefless like you plebs.
It'd be racist if they didn't send you beef.
Exactly.
Let's just try and use her.
All right.
Meghan Markle gets all the beef she wants.
Oh, jeez.
I don't think that works that way.
No?
She complains about it.
It's like, this couldn't get me VL?
Is it because you're racist?
I want the animal hurt.
Yeah.
Tastes better.
Yeah.
Bring it to the table.
I want to see it in the cage being pulled apart.
Yeah.
Oh, jeez.
Wow.
And put lemon on it.
And lemon?
We're here to arrest you because- Oh, sorry, that's the abortion house.
That's next door.
Continue torturing your animals at the dinner table.
It's like hibachi grill with animal torture.
All right.
Someone looked at me like I was attractive.
I'll never walk right again!
Okay.
Joe Biden.
Former Vice President Joe Biden.
Right now, this is going on.
There's a lot going on with oil, with energy.
This is one of the things that affects you most, right?
Americans at the pump.
That's a big part of what determines elections, certainly midterms.
They really are trying to pivot away from that and make it about abortions.
You just saw from Eric banging Chinese spies.
That being said, they've had the media carry their water and try and propagate these myths out there.
And I know a lot of you have asked So comment below if this is something that you've heard,
that you've had to deal with.
And if it's helpful, you know, I try and pick these topics based on what is helpful to you.
And we love to hear what it is that you would like us to address next because if we're not helping you, then there's
no reason to really do this.
So here's the – just kind of the briefers.
The OPEC Plus member... OPEC PLUS.
OPEC PLUS.
I hate calling it.
It's OPEC.
Okay, whatever.
What?
What do you want to call it?
I just don't like the PLUS.
Everything's PLUS.
Disney PLUS.
Apple PLUS.
LGBTQ PLUS.
Yeah, thank you very much.
Can you just say OPEC and we'll be like, yeah, we understand there's more.
I don't even like PLUSes on my batteries.
Nope.
I like them both negative.
My house is very dark.
Out of one word.
So the OPEC members, they just unanimously approved a plan to reduce oil production by 2 million barrels per day.
And what does that do?
Of course, that's going to assure that prices are likely going to go up.
Wait.
OPEC made the decision in spite of Biden's request that they postpone the cut specifically until after the midterms.
We talked about that yesterday.
It's confirmed, right?
Because Biden does not care about you.
He just says, let's just punt it till after midterm.
So we talked about that yesterday.
Go and watch that segment.
Here's the thing.
This problem right now that you're dealing with at the pump, gas prices, it's one of the few issues where presidents can have a direct impact, right?
There is sometimes a rubber band effect and the policies don't really come into play, or I should say the net effect of the policies for a couple of years.
Gas prices, especially in an industry that is so subject to, I mean, forgive the redundancy as far as this phrase sounds, speculators.
It's subject to speculators.
Yeah, subject to speculators.
That works fine.
Subject to speculators where really just one executive order or honestly one press conference can change the industry because people are hopeful that they're going to drill and that in essence creates, you know, some kind of speculation that there will be more reserves that will be available.
It's very volatile because it is based largely on hearsay and the president can change the environment in which the oil, the fossil fuel industry, all energy industry operates.
Those guys are betting on the future price of oil and the President understands every time he comes out, just like when the Fed comes out and kind of hints that they may raise interest rates, it affects the markets.
Exactly.
This is the same thing for the President affecting gas prices.
So let's look at how this is exactly a problem from former Vice President Joe Biden and the lies that you've been told and how easy they are to debunk.
So let's go back in time really quickly.
Let's go to then.
During the final presidential debate, uh, 2020, I believe it was the final debate, if I'm not mistaken, don't hold me to it, could have been one of the 19, uh, former Vice President Biden, he said, in, and when I say on no, in no uncertain terms, just, I ask that, uh, you, you know, you, you say, well hold on a second, be skeptical of me, and then listen to him say it, word for word, he said he was going to shut down the fossil fuel industry, 2020.
I have one final question.
Would he close down the oil industry?
It falls?
Would you close down the oil industry?
By the way, I would transition from the oil industry, yes.
Oh, that's a big statement.
I would transition.
It is a big statement.
That's a big statement.
Because I would stop.
Why would you do that?
Because the oil industry pollutes significantly.
Here's the deal.
That's a big statement.
Well, if you let me finish the statement.
I'm a big man.
Because it has to be replaced by renewable energy over time.
Over time.
And I'd stop giving to the oil industry, I'd stop giving them federal subsidies.
And I think we also have that clip of him talking to someone on the campaign trail, remember?
Saying, yes, I'm going to put an end to the fossil fuel industry.
So he reiterated it several times.
So that's him back then.
Just to be clear.
Oh, that's a big statement.
Don't you love that?
I know.
Oh, that's a big statement.
That's a big statement.
That's really big.
Wow.
It's pollution, so where are you going to get oil from?
Oh, countries that really don't care about pollution at all.
Nailed it, because that brings us to now.
Thanks for the layup, Dave.
The former vice president is literally threatening Saudi Arabia for, wait, what, what, what, what?
Cutting oil production!
What's your reaction to the OPEC constitution?
Disappointment, and we're looking at what alternatives you may have.
There's a lot of alternatives we haven't made up our minds yet.
And I am.
In the process, when this House and Senate gets back, there's going to be some consequences for what they've done with Russia.
What kind of consequences?
Menendez says suspend all arms sales.
Is that something you'd consider?
I'm not going to get into what I'd consider and what I have in mind, but there will be consequences.
I'll tell you what he has in mind.
Ice cream.
That's it.
He answers every question like a movie cop that doesn't want to tell you there's a serial killer on the loose.
Right, exactly.
Where he's just like, no, look, we don't have any information at this time.
We can neither confirm nor deny that's happening.
Lock your windows and stay inside.
Why?
I can't tell you that.
There's no reason to be alarmed.
Yes, there's nothing to see here.
No trouble at all.
No trouble at all.
It's exactly when you should panic.
What about Venezuela?
He's just like, I've never even heard of it.
Well, let's think about this for a second.
He's mad now.
He wanted to transition away from fossil fuels.
Now he's mad that Saudi Arabia is cutting oil production, right?
And we're talking about alternatives.
So right away, we already know an alternative to American oil production was Saudi Arabia, right?
We don't need, we would never need if we just actually accessed our own energy.
Maybe it's Venezuela.
You think they have the same environmental standards that we do here in the United States, folks?
What about China and coal?
This is something we don't think about.
We can be a net exporter of energy.
What about these other countries that are using dirtier forms of energy, like China with coal, other countries that are extracting oil basically using archaic methods?
We could help them improve!
Their drilling practices, their energy practices, to make them more eco-friendly.
But we can't do it because we're dependent on their energy to get to us.
So this is also just proof positive.
It's about the midterms.
He does not care about you, the United States of America.
He wants to appeal to his base in a general.
Say, I'm going to shut down the fossil fuel industry.
He knows full well that'll hurt you.
I'm going into the midterms.
Well, let me alleviate the pain for the average American who I don't care about any other time of the year, punt it until after the midterms, and then we'll come right back to square one.
You don't matter.
It's not about just Democrat.
It's about the elites in power.
They know that it'll affect you after the midterms.
Now, let's get into Biden would actually, he wants you to believe that he improved the oil industry in America, even though he said he would transition away from him.
Now he wants to take credit For oil production.
Have you seen this?
Right, I have.
Yeah, this is one of the biggest lies that the White House has spun.
Yes.
That's saying something.
By White House, I mean every major press outlet.
Yes.
So this is something that you've requested from me quite a bit.
So here's the claim that you see going on out there.
That gas and oil in the United States, right, and the permits specifically, that they've
actually increased under Biden.
Because if you say, well, oil prices are higher, why don't we access our own oil?
They say, actually, Biden's done more for oil and gas than any other president.
So that's a strong... No, no, no, hold on a second.
They're lying.
But here's according to Yahoo.
The federal government has been issuing oil and gas drilling permits more willingly than it did during President Donald Trump's first three years in office.
That's key.
First three years.
And it could be issuing even more if the oil and gas industry weren't leaving many current leases undeveloped.
OK, so they're saying more under Biden.
He's actually done more than Donald Trump.
Here's the truth.
The permits issued in 2021 were for leases that were sold mostly, almost entirely under Donald Trump.
And in 2022, the new permits plummeted.
So in other words, he was enjoying an effect from Donald Trump that he was, publicly, you can go back to that debate, he was attacking Donald Trump for those leases that created the bump for him, which he now is claiming credit for.
So, production, just to give you an idea, for oil, it plummeted by 55% from 2021 to 2022.
The numbers, 2021, 3,800, 2022, 1,700.
So he comes into office, there are all these leases, they've increased under Donald Trump, they were permitted under Donald Trump, takes advantage of them, then cuts them, But he's taking credit for that first year!
That's brilliant.
Now, let me undergird this a little bit.
Here's another truth, in case you don't believe what I'm telling you.
All of the references are available at LetUsCredit.com.
Trump's highest average month, or sorry, the highest sort of average of the monthly permits, I should say, in 2020, it was higher than Biden's 2021 average.
So you had a huge, you had a spike.
You look at the trend, okay, 2020, monthly average 452.
We're talking about these permits.
2021, 333.
And then of course it went down dramatically after that.
So it was a ramp up, there was a benefit from the ramp up, and then Biden screwed it up, and they want to take credit for that first year of ramp up while it was tapering down.
Well, and the big thing here is, look at the policies from these administrations and the effects that those policies have.
Under Joe Biden, if he has his way, this trend continues, right?
The trend after Trump continues, and he can no longer take credit for anything, but he's going to transition us.
Don't worry, because everything's going to run on electricity, which is powered by coal, because wind and solar cannot lift that weight.
I thought electricity was powered by other electricity?
Ah, yes.
No.
Tesla's should say coal-powered on the back of them.
You are all living a lie.
Are you saying that the electric car doesn't charge by electricity?
No.
I just assumed that electricity came from electricity.
What?
But it comes from something that produces electricity.
What about the key kite?
All sunshine and farts power, yes.
I just thought it was a bunch of Spencer's plasma balls in a warehouse.
I thought it ran on Elon Musk's nightmares.
Because they're very high powered.
Your guess is as good as mine.
We don't know.
I guess we'll never solve the mystery of where electricity comes from.
Go ahead, Gerald.
Under Donald Trump, if he was in a second term right now, we wouldn't care what Russia was doing.
Nope.
We wouldn't care at all.
It would have zero effect on us to be like, oh, Russia, you guys want to act up over there?
OPEC, you guys want to cut?
I don't give.
I have no shites left to give because we just produce all of our own stuff here.
So, you know, you can buy our Just like he just did with former Vice President Joe Biden in that debate.
Like, oh, that's a big statement.
That would be the exact same approach if Putin says, we're going to cut off supply of oil.
Oh, that's a big statement.
Big moves, Russia.
I'm shaking in my boots.
I'm literally shaking.
And when I say literally, excuse me, when I say literally, I mean that I'm frankly not shaking.
As he's landing on the front lawn to go inside, he's like, oh, it's that guy again.
I don't want... He makes me eat hamburgers at the long table.
It's an Inspector Gadget helicopter pad.
Inspector B!
Here I come to kick your ass!
Yeah, we didn't worry about Putin, remember?
No, we didn't.
Oh, hey, look at this.
Right now, CNN.
What?
Biden to release another 15 million barrels from Strategic Reserve.
I think we had 12 million yesterday, the day before.
14 million, something like that.
So we're just dipping back in.
Admonish us.
We were wrong.
We were right, but now we're wrong.
It's a second one.
I think it's on top of it.
Yeah, I know, but it's either way.
I just want to cut this off at the pass because tomorrow we'll be wrong because he'll release more oil.
Like he's Tyra Banks handing out Vaseline bottles.
This was a double admonish.
It's times too admonished.
Hey, do any of you remember ever CNN praising Donald Trump for opening up oil leases?
Ever?
Sure, let alone the last election.
Can you remember any instance where CNN focused on gas prices or focused on how much more access we had to our own energy under Donald Trump?
Was that ever a topic, let alone right now the main headline on CNN?
In case you didn't believe that CNN was carrying the water, so was ABC, NBC, CBS for this administration.
You would never see that because oil bad.
Donald Trump in the pockets of oil.
Yeah, well and right now they're saying that Joe Biden is reducing the price of gas and it's like, oh well that's great, it's actually coming down.
It's still incredibly high.
Don't play the game that Joe Biden wants you to play on inflation where he's like, it only went up 0.2%.
It's like Kohl's where they trick suburban white bitches by marking something $100 up to $300 and then giving you 40% off.
It's true.
It's $60 to fill up a basic sedan.
Yeah.
That's not a good thing.
Well, it could be a good thing.
Well, I mean, I guess if you're on the oil side of it.
Exactly.
I have a diversified portfolio.
And by that, I mean I take calls from Putin on oil and Bitcoin.
Why don't you and Ethereum?
Now, hit the like button right here as we go through another myth, because this is This is important.
You see it right now in real time.
Don't you just love it when we're budding and then they're trying to do it during real time?
Here's another claim that they're making, not just as it relates to leases, but, and you're seeing this right now, Joe Biden is actually, former Vice President Biden, is producing more oil than any modern presidents previously, including President Trump.
Some, I know, have made the claim that this administration is in the way of domestic production, but the numbers here are inarguable.
We are now at close to record levels of oil production here in the U.S., averaging now 12 million barrels a day.
Under this president, the country is producing more oil on average than it did during the Bush, Obama, or Trump administrations.
Okay, so here's the truth, okay?
In 2020, oil production reached an all-time high of more than 13 million barrels per day under Donald Trump.
Well, if we can make cars run on garbage from all the stuff she had shipped over from Canada and buried in Michigan, we're in luck.
Yep, but that's not kind of high.
All-time high.
The average the press secretary is trying to talk about is from, again, former Vice President Biden's what?
What?
First year and a half in office.
So if you're comparing the averages of the first year and a half, the first year and a half of Biden, okay, Donald Trump comes in.
Let me just explain this to you really quickly.
Okay, you have this overlap.
Donald Trump comes in.
We had eight years of Barack Obama slash former Vice President Joe Biden.
It was very anti-oil.
It was very anti-energy.
Drilling went down.
Okay.
Donald Trump comes in, reverses that.
Takes a little while to ramp up.
You look at his last two, three years, right?
The first year, he just had to actually put some policy into place.
Boom.
We hit all-time highs.
Then reverse it.
Former Vice President Joe Biden comes in.
He's benefiting from the policies of Donald Trump and then plummets it.
So they're taking a year and a half average of Biden.
Versus the four years of Donald Trump.
Let's look at the four-year total.
As a matter of fact, let's just compare the second half of Biden's presidency to the second half of Trump.
They deliberately avoid... and this is something that I hope that you guys do, and you hear me doing this too when I work with our researchers.
I go, give me an apples-to-apples comparison.
So when I give you a comparison I try and say there's X percent increase versus X percent decrease or there's a four times increase in the likelihood versus a two times less like I try and make sure that you see a percentage and a percentage or a multiple and a multiple or a fraction and a fraction so it's consistent because it's very very easy to trick people and when you say we're comparing four years of Donald Trump including the first year Yeah.
And by the way, just again, I want to go back to this.
It's his policies.
one and a half years of Biden, that's how you come up with a lie. Something completely irrefutable.
We reached an all-time high period under Donald Trump as far as oil being produced under his
presidency. Of all time. Yeah. And by the way, just again, I want to go back to this. It's his
policies. Once they take effect, that's the question that every reporter should be asking.
Okay, I understand what you're saying right now.
This is a carryover from the past administration.
Your policies are actually cutting this.
We have graphs.
We have charts.
Everything is going down and to the right.
That's a bad sign.
Where will we be in two years?
Right.
Because of your policies.
Don't tell me what Donald Trump's policies have produced in your administration.
You're trying to do something different.
You said it!
You wanted to do something different to Donald Trump.
Where will that put us?
Yeah.
Has it ever been this level of blame the previous guy?
Well, in this case, he's trying to blame the previous guy for everything wrong and take credit for the previous guy.
And take credit for it, too.
That's what I mean.
Yeah, you know what?
It's always been going on.
This is why I say there was never real journalism.
Go back and look at the first couple years of Ronald Reagan after dealing with the disaster that was Jimmy Carter, where people would try and blame him for inflation.
People would try and blame him for your dollar purchasing power being significantly lower.
Then look at the totality of his presidency.
He had to come in and change a lot.
Now, it's not like Barack Obama, who in year seven and eight was still blaming George W. Bush while taking credit.
You could go back and read articles from the media blaming Ronald Reagan within the first few months that he came into office of the issues that were clearly set by Jimmy Carter.
That's what they're doing here, only trying to take credit for the tail end of Donald Trump.
Again, this is one thing.
It's very easy to trick you.
I ask that you do this next time you vote.
You go, okay, eight years of Barack Obama.
Okay?
Really, three years of Donald Trump.
Let's admit the fourth year was kind of a wash because of the pandemic and the planned lockdowns therein to try and win the election.
But you have eight, four, and you're gonna have four.
Eight, four, and four.
One of these things is not like the other.
You can never again claim that you didn't have contrast, that you didn't have an example.
Our generation didn't have that.
The closest we had was George W. Bush, who was never a conservative.
He was a big government Republican.
We all know that.
I don't think he's a bad man.
I don't think he was a great president.
You now have it.
Remember this.
Let's go down to another claim that former Vice President Joe Biden's administration made, that shutting down the Keystone XL pipeline didn't affect oil prices.
This is another thing they want to tell you.
We're making more oil, we have more leases than ever, and it's a bullshit, it's a red herring that the Keystone XL pipeline has anything to do with oil prices.
Okay?
Here's the truth.
All references available at ladduscreditor.com.
The pipeline could have delivered 830,000 barrels of crude per day by 2023.
More supply almost always results in lower costs in a free market.
Now, I know what you're going to say.
You're going to say, oh, most of that was actually just crude and it was going to, it was Canada, it was going to, well, okay, hold on a second.
Didn't we just yesterday hear former Vice President Joe Biden talking about the global economy and inflation across the board?
Yeah.
Right?
So even if that's the case, and it's not entirely the case, we would benefit from it directly.
Still, if it's better for the rest of the world, then it's better for the United States of America.
You're the one who thrust us into a global economy as it relates to oil.
Yeah, but by the way, if you can blame OPEC for cutting supply, and that's a bad thing, and it's going to make oil prices go up and gas prices go up, wouldn't increasing supply be a good thing and make oil prices go down and gas prices go down?
Right.
You can't have it, but most of that's going to be Canada.
Hold on a second, you're talking about global supply?
Yes.
Let me again read that number to you.
830,000 barrels of crude oil per day.
We would care about 50% less about OPEC's decision if this pipeline was up and running by next year.
Easily.
And keep in mind, again, let's compare that with the all-time high, 13 million barrels of oil per day right under Donald Trump.
That's actually, I know it doesn't sound like a ton, but guess what?
With 13 million, 830,000, if you had that on, that still is significant.
That's not nothing.
Certainly on a global scale, that is a significant amount of energy.
Yeah, absolutely.
And I don't remember exactly what the number was, but I think it's somewhere between 15 and 20 million barrels per day that the United States uses in oil consumption?
Right.
So this, this is a big deal, right?
When Joe Biden releases 15 million barrels or 14 million barrels, whatever the number is today, tomorrow, when we get admonished again, That doesn't even cover a day, folks.
Right.
So we have this overall effect of not only wood opening the Keystone XL, and by the way, sometimes people get Keystone.
Don't be tripped up by this Keystone versus Keystone XL.
Different.
Keystone already exists.
I won't get super nerdy on that.
We'll do that another day.
I just don't want you to get tripped up.
Make sure you use the term Keystone XL.
Okay.
Not only would it increase the supply, which would benefit everybody, but, again, going back to how the oil industry works, which this administration admits by simply threatening Saudi Arabia.
Again, we're dealing with speculators.
Canceling the pipeline of Keystone XL, when you have businesses who are looking at many, many, many, many, many years before they will ever turn a profit.
This signals to energy companies, do not invest.
Also, the reason that energy companies might not invest, they've sort of in a soft way been signaled to not invest, when Joe Biden says, I'll shut you down so you better not invest.
Yeah, that'll do it.
You know, I know there's nuance, you kind of have to read between the lines.
It's not direct.
Yeah.
Now, again, if you say, well, hold on a second, it's not that much, but didn't allow Keystone, let's say Keystone XL is all for Canada.
It only benefits Canada, alright?
Okay, let's go with that.
Then why would he allow Nord Stream 2?
We're talking about something that goes through where?
Where?
Russia to Germany?
The Baltic regions?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So no, not here in North America, but sure, we'll sign off on Nord Stream 2.
Again, you do have to ask yourself, is it idiocy or when every single policy that is enacted by this president harms the American people, While assisting foreign, sometimes adversaries, but certainly people who don't have American best interests at heart, and certainly should not be more important to the President than the American people.
Oh no wait, that's nationalism, you're racist.
If I say, hey, Keystone XL, hey, we should allow all of our onshore drilling, we should allow all of our drilling here, we should allow drilling in Alaska, we should allow ourselves fracking, but I don't think we should have anything to do with Nord Stream 2.
No, no, no, that's nationalism.
That's racist.
Don't worry, they'll probably support blowing it up at some point in the future if we haven't already.
Yes, yes, yes.
By the way, US oil consumption is a little bit higher even.
Daily oil consumption is 19.89 million barrels.
I knew it was somewhere around that number, but I didn't want to get it on it.
That's insane.
And 14 of those barrels are just Lizzo's servants as they clean her with a striddle.
She's like the guy in Dune.
That's how she recharges every day.
That's a lot of avocado.
We use 19 billion or million?
Million.
Okay, I was going to say billion seems like a lot.
That does seem like a lot.
That would seem like too much.
But it's so hard now because everything's just a rounding error.
Billion, trillion, it's all trillion these days, folks.
Here's another claim that they'll make, that Biden is helping Okay, here's the truth.
Right now, because of where we are, 15 million barrels is not enough.
Because of how much we've reduced our capacity.
here's the truth. Right now, because of where we are, 15 million barrels is not enough because of
how much we've reduced our capacity. Biden's entire sell-off of 160 million barrels
from the reserve has changed the price of gas by about 40 cents.
That's insane.
That's a quarter of the Reserve, by the way.
Shouldn't the Reserve also be more important to us than you screwing up as President?
Yes, you would think so.
Yeah, because it's for the, you know, when we really need oil.
When we really badly need oil.
By the way, so what is it?
That was 40 cents on his entire sell-off?
Yeah.
You understand that for every $10 the price of oil goes up per barrel, that's a 24% or
24 cent increase at the pump?
So basically what OPEC just did is going to raise the price they estimate by about 11,
12 bucks, which cuts into everything that he just did.
Basically, it's a 16 cent difference.
So get ready for gas prices to go right back up.
It didn't do anything except deplete our reserves, Joe.
Thanks.
Appreciate that.
Could possibly be necessary.
It's the difference of long-term policy designed to strengthen the American people, the American energy, period, American energy independence versus short-term, as we know, we know on the record, short-term political gain before midterms.
This is not someone who wants us to be energy independent.
They don't.
They've said so.
You may not like President Trump.
And by the way, the left who doesn't like President Trump, they would say, we hate President Trump because yes, sure, he's brought down the price of gas, but it's because look at all of the increase in drilling.
Look at what he's, it's going to destroy our environment.
Now these same people want you to praise Joe Biden, who just wants to take it down enough before the midterms so that he can screw you afterward.
The same reason that people have criticized Donald Trump is the same reason that gas prices are through the roof and it's the same reason that we might enter into a global conflict the scale of World War 3.
You understand this, right?
If you rely on shitty... I don't understand.
Can someone explain this to me?
Can you maybe comment below?
Maybe this is lost on me because it's one of those things like charter schools where I am not able to find an answer.
The left says, and by the way, not a fan of Putin, just to be clear, Russia, evil, shitty, there is no nuance whatsoever.
We should be involved.
We need to go to where Russia is awful.
Bad.
Okay.
And we should be reliant on them for oil.
You can't say Russia bad and then say, but we have way more oil than Russia.
Saudi Arabia, terrible, right?
Michael Moore.
9-11, terrorists, right?
Okay, good.
Shut down our oil production.
No one, there's no one out there right now, none of these critics, by the way, who don't like the fossil fuel industry, not one of them will argue that we right now could transfer to green energy, meaning solar, wind, none of them.
It can't be done.
So, okay, Russia bad.
Then you need to follow the policy of making sure that we are not dependent on bad people.
I don't know, I don't know how these positions, I don't know how they're reconcilable.
I guess if you've just gone down on your crack dealer, it's more about getting the crack than really liking the dealer.
There's really no other way I can put that.
No, I think you're absolutely right.
And my point is, we should have our own crack house.
Make it.
But we have our own crack house.
It should look like, what was that show, Union Jack?
Yeah.
All the ladies without the tops on?
That's right.
Like, ah, check under Putin's tit.
He's got some crude underneath there.
Yeah, we got a whole factory underground, and we're just letting it sit there.
Just a bunch of naked Russians.
Yep.
Check under them skirts.
Or the wire, whatever.
Whatever show where they're all naked.
American Gangster.
New Jack City.
That's right, New Jack City.
I think I said Union Jack.
No, American Gangster has it as well.
That's true.
The point is, if you make drugs, If you make drugs, you do it naked.
If you're a team player.
Exactly.
Now here's another truth.
Take a guess.
Don't be sneaking barrels out under the tips.
Are you Donkey Kong?
Lizzo?
Here's another truth.
The Strategic Reserve is supposed to be what?
What?
What?
For war time.
It's like an emergency food supply.
It's for emergencies.
By George.
This is a self-induced wound.
A self-inflicted wound.
We do not need to be dipping into our strategic reserves.
We certainly wouldn't if we continued the policy of Donald Trump and every day was an all-time record high pumping of oil.
So, by taking the oil from the reserves, Biden is threatening our national security.
Well, the Strategic Reserve is now at its lowest since 1984.
So let me recap this for you as people come to you and say, there's more leases right now under Joe Biden than ever.
Well, okay, that's complete and total horseshit.
It was for the first year and a half.
We just went into one.
There's been more oil production under Joe Biden than any other president.
Well, you know, that's complete horseshit.
That's because during, again, the first year and a half, it was a result of President Donald Trump, and then it plummeted.
Well, hold on a second.
Keystone Pipeline wouldn't make any difference.
Keystone XL Pipeline, so we don't need to do that.
Okay, great.
I'm glad that you're happy for us to be dependent on Russia with this administration approving the Nord Stream Pipeline.
Oh, and I hope that you're happy that we have now tapped into our energy reserves to the lowest level since 1984, which again puts us in a more compromised position so that someone might be able to take advantage of us.
Like who?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Hint, someone Eric Swalwell might want to bang.
Any spy from any country?
Yes.
Let me go back to one of the clips that we said.
I'm not going to have him play it, but Joe Biden, not only has he done all of that, right?
And that's bad enough.
That's enough to destroy the American economy or hurt every single person out there who goes to the gas pump.
All of us.
He said, Saudi Arabia is going to face consequences because of how they've handled Russia.
He basically is saying it's not because of their cut of oil production.
It's not because of what OPEC has done.
American people, you hate Russia, right?
Well, Saudi Arabia, they're friends with Russia.
That's why they did this.
You know who's not complaining about this right now?
Ukraine.
The people that would be most affected by Saudi Arabia partnering up with Russia.
They are not partnering up with Russia to do this.
I understand that Russia is part of OPEC Plus.
But the president is trying to frame this as now we have a common enemy.
The enemy of our friend over here.
They're hurting Ukraine, who we want to help by supporting Russia.
That's dangerous rhetoric for an election.
I guess it doesn't work on me because I don't like anyone.
Well, I don't like any of them either.
I don't like Saudi Arabia, I don't like Russia, and I don't like Ukraine.
The left are the war hawks now.
I have no idea what's happened to society in the United States.
They're the ones saying that we should be going to war, and now Donald Trump is tying that in.
Remember?
War for oil!
The- Can I- Pardon my language.
You can say it, say it, say it.
Can I just- I'm sorry.
The fuck is code pink?
Remember when you were out there protesting the White House the second we went into Afghanistan?
Where are you right now?
Time complaining that it was a war for oil and we had oil here, remember?
Yeah.
And you were advocating for drilling in Alaska or Antarctica, whichever one of those places.
Everywhere.
Yeah.
I advocate drilling everywhere.
Like, but Alaska's so beautiful.
It won't be when Skynet falls and Russia decides to turn it into a nuclear wasteland.
Like, but if you fix it, we can't complain.
Yes.
It's unbelievable to me.
That's incredibly dangerous swapping rhetoric.
What happens when you make ice the temperature of the sun?
Let's see.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, what happens when Russia turns all of the country into Superman's dad's bachelor pad?
Yeah, that's gonna...
It's going to really feel like pollution when there's a warhead that goes... This is quite literally trying to convince all of you that we need to engage in an international conflict for oil.
And by the way, it didn't pass the sniff test when we were talking about Iraq and oil.
Sure, I understand no-bid contracts, but again...
If you understand what happened with Desert Storm, do you know what a war for oil actually looks like?
If you're talking about actually just taking, siphoning oil from a country.
It's surround the oil fields, surround the oil reserves, bring in air support, don't let anyone take the oil, you don't pack up your stuff and leave.
In this case, we're actually right now, you can see through the legislative process, approving international, or at least supporting, international reserves of oil while shutting down our own and saying, the reason we should hate all these people is because Russia, oil, Saudi Arabia, oil, we might have to enter into a war.
Why?
For oil.
Yeah, but don't we have a whole lot of that?
It's all about Saudi and Russian oil, kids!
You're an asshole, sir!
Alright, we're gonna go do a review of Creed.
I'm not looking forward to this on the Mug Club.
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A lot of these myths are going around.
Every time I see one of these Washington Post charts on oil production under Joe Biden, Kool-Aid man through the wall.
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