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BREAKING: KANYE WEST IS WHITE & JOE BIDEN IS PUERTO RICAN! | Louder with Crowder

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	Hey Alexa, what's the weather like today?
	Raining.
	With a chance of floods and tornadoes caused by government-operated weather weapons, I have seen the FEMA camps.
	So do I wear a jacket?
	Synthetic fabrics are harvested from the organs of Christian babies.
	I've seen the videos.
	I got you a space blanket.
	Why not an umbrella?
	For the simple fact that the umbrella can't protect you from electromagnetic mind control.
	5G.
	I have seen the studies.
	Interdimensional clockwork elves.
	Okay, but I have to go to the store.
	Oh, which reminds me.
	Put breakfast sausage on my shopping cart.
	Add it to cart.
	I will not add that to your shopping list because sausages are made from pig-humanoid hybrids.
	The microwave emissions turn your dog gay.
	I've seen the studies.
	Okay, but what am I supposed to eat?
	Eat my Patriot Supply.
	High-quality emergency food.
	They have breakfasts, desserts, pizzas that don't fund a cabal of lizard pedophiles.
	25-year shelf life.
	You need it to survive the post-human techno-apocalypse.
	I know what I'm talking about.
	I've seen the studies.
	I'll show you the papers.
	Okay, add that to my cart.
	Wait, post-human, Alexa, you're not human.
	Dammit, I'm just a cog in the machine of the satanic robo-elite reptile axis.
	And I smell sulfur.
	Who put sulfur in here?
	Who put sulfur in this speaker?
	I smell sulfur.
	I am a robot.
	I don't have blood pumping through my veins.
	Go to prepwithcrowder.com to save 20% on your three-month food supply today.
	You don't have to be a conspiracy theorist automatron, just a prepared American.
	PrepWithKryder.com Do the strange animal, that's what I know
	Do the strange animal, I got the ball I'm gonna speed it up
	Do the strange animal, I got the ball Snoring
	Delicious.
	And right before we were on air, I was just asking Toolman to tell me what kind of a meat probe is best for barbecue and making brisket.
	You know what?
	You can comment below.
	It's completely unrelated to the show.
	Best meat probe out there.
	I need to find the right one.
	Apparently there's a really big gap between good meat probes... I thought that was a tie-in to one of our segments.
	The UFO segment.
	Yes!
	It's actually the Gay Rom-Com Bros segment.
	I didn't know what to think!
	So, glad to be with you.
	I'm really excited.
	Every now and then you get a show that's just a lot of fun.
	There is a lot of good news.
	People talk about, ah, I feel like everything is lost.
	Okay, Castaway, here's the deal.
	Demographics are changing in this country.
	Now, I understand some people believe demographics are destiny, but demographics change, and if you understand what is happening with Latino voters, with black voters here in this country, and we'll get into Kanye West, right, Candace Owens, the White Lives Matter shirt, but more importantly, that, just on the heels of that, Joe Biden just said that he was raised with a bunch of Puerto Ricans in Delaware.
	You know, I'm something of a Puerto Rican myself, Peter.
	That's not true.
	It's the pandering from the left that has forced the pendulum to swing the other way.
	So we'll be talking about that.
	We'll be talking about Elon Musk and Zelinsky.
	And we'll be talking about the rom-com bros.
	The, you know, social justice, leftist, gay, romantic comedy.
	Why it didn't work.
	Hold your thoughts.
	I know you think you have a hunch, but...
	You're right.
	So, my question is, uh, what are your initial thoughts beyond the meat probe question?
	That's a serious question.
	It is.
	Uh, seeing the picture of Kanye West, Candace Owens, wearing the White Lives Matter shirt.
	They're those infamous black supremacists.
	Mm-hmm.
	Uh, and by the way, I will be in Oklahoma City.
	I told you about this yesterday.
	Saturday, October 8th.
	Boom.
	6 and 845.
	Loudearthcrowder.com slash tour.
	It's a smaller, intimate setting.
	I know I did a show in Tulsa recently, but, uh, Guy who runs this club is a really, really good guy, and Dave and I get to use these places to go and work out material and have a little bit more of an interactive experience with you.
	Gerald A. is with me.
	How are you, sir?
	I'm doing well, now that I know the meat probe was a serious question.
	It was a serious question.
	Okay.
	It is.
	I was gonna ask.
	Yeah, a meat thermometer.
	Yeah, yeah.
	It makes it dummy-proof when you make steaks.
	I just got a new one.
	Did you?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Well, what'd you get?
	I don't know.
	My wife bought it.
	You were just having this conversation.
	You didn't join in and help?
	No, I had nothing to contribute.
	It was just something that we bought.
	I don't know.
	It's probably not the best one.
	No, thanks.
	You know him, you love him.
	Because my wife bought it?
	The fastest man on his feet, quickest wit in the West, Dave Landau.
	How are you?
	Ahoy!
	Good.
	How about you?
	I'm alright.
	My headphones have been a little bit murky today.
	We'll move on right away.
	We have to just move on to... We've got a lot to cover.
	A lot to cover today.
	We have a 7 plus 1, by the way, too, today.
	We have a 7 plus 1.
	We have top 5 clips from when the left pandered and it backfired on Mug Club, which, by the way, this is a live show Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.
	Eastern.
	You guys can tune in.
	10 a.m.
	just Bookmark it.
	Tune in live.
	10 a.m.
	Eastern.
	You can watch on Rumble.
	Nothing would make me happier than for you to shut off YouTube right now.
	Go to Rumble or Mug Club for an additional full hour.
	We'll be doing a review of Hocus Pocus 2.
	I will just, just so you know, just a little bit of a teaser.
	If you watch this with your family, you hate your children.
	And yourself.
	Yes, yes, yes.
	That was a lot.
	Oh my gosh, I was watching it last night, and I was saying, dear God, Dave and Gerald better be watching this for the review tomorrow, otherwise I'm gonna be super pissed.
	The plug and cord for my computer didn't quite reach my bathtub, that's why I'm here today.
	Dave, use a toaster.
	Oh, that's right.
	Well, I couldn't watch it on a toaster.
	That's fair, that's fair.
	All right, but this brings us right now to, of course, another issue that we all know but no one really talks about.
	New York City, not in the best condition, not in the best straits.
	It's time for Empire State of Crime.
	That boy good.
	So you all know that New York is a cesspool of filth and sadness where dreams go to die.
	But let's give you some recent examples.
	And I don't want you to see this and think it's funny, though it is.
	I want you to see how egregious this is.
	And again, I always say it's not just what the left says, it's how far they go because they don't fear any kind of accountability, where they just make stuff up.
	Like Joe Biden.
	You may not know this.
	When he ran for president in the 80s, he just plagiarized, made stuff up, never thought he would be called on it.
	It's not that he lied.
	It's that he did it for years.
	So, when you see this drugged-out naked black man on the subway, I don't want you to just look at that and say, that's a drugged-up naked black man on the subway.
	Don't worry, we've blurred it.
	I want you to say, how long has this man been the token drugged-up naked black guy on the subway?
	It's been going on for a while, but it was caught on camera, like Squatch Watchers.
	That's naked.
	There's so many.
	Commentary's awesome.
	The only reason he's not being caught is because no one wants to touch him.
	The one sock makes it not fully naked.
	Breakdance.
	This is breakdancing butt naked, boy.
	You need some of this right here.
	Don't you need some of this right here, baby?
	Some THC CBDs?
	Yes, that's what this man needs.
	He's a hallucinogenic.
	Yeah, that'll level him out.
	He used to be on the movie Crushed Bruin.
	This is the best part right here.
	He's like, oh, I'm gonna miss my stop!
	He's like for a job interview that he will get.
	I love how half the people in the subway car didn't move, they're like, yeah, whatever.
	Whatever.
	Oh, believe me, they're like, it's fine.
	I've already had eight penises rubbed on me today.
	How hilarious would it be if just a subway rat came out and just bit his junk?
	It'd be the least surprising part of the whole thing.
	He just has a coat of rats like Willard.
	It's just like Splinter.
	Yes, let's say.
	He has turtles with him.
	He's like, I figured that would happen.
	So that happened and you go, okay, that's an isolated incident.
	And again, I don't think it's an isolated incident because that man seems like he's done it before.
	There seems to be a level of experience in being a drugged up naked man on the subway.
	But I don't know.
	That's hearsay.
	I admit it.
	We also have another example.
	Of the weather girls fighting in green body suits, again on the subway.
	Look at that big juicy booty.
	What the hell is going on?
	It's like the Blue Man Group, but noisier.
	More annoying.
	There's so many of them in the green, like you could actually, I bet you could go in and rotoscope.
	That could be used as a green screen.
	Just line them up.
	You could tape the entire Lord of the Rings anthology.
	I always get the Blue Man Group confused with trash.
	Oh, it's the same thing.
	It's the same thing, just they paint themselves blue?
	Yeah, I think, yeah, it's just they bang on trash can lids.
	Oh, that's right.
	They're like banging on pipes, like... I thought you meant both were trash.
	It's semi-entertaining.
	Yeah, once.
	This is music, but lesser.
	But their face is blue, so I go with that.
	I don't need the best of the Blue Man Crew.
	Yeah, I don't know about Stomp.
	I want to see you play Garbage Cans.
	Thanks, guys.
	By the way, that man lives in one.
	It's called New York.
	Oscar the Grouch, like, there he goes, there he goes.
	I mean, they live in the neighborhood.
	Was that a racist thing?
	No, it's because he's naked.
	Well, so are you, Oscar.
	What?
	Comment below if you live in New York.
	How much of this have you seen?
	I have family who live in New York and they just say right now, like, this is unbelievable.
	We've never seen anything like it.
	Remember, it became Disneyland, New York.
	Yeah?
	For a while when we lived there.
	When I lived in New York, there was no danger.
	Well, it's funny because people get pissed anytime we talk about it.
	I lived in Harlem for three years.
	It was a wonderful neighborhood.
	Yeah.
	Honestly.
	And it was mostly, I'd say, Puerto Rican for the most part.
	The part that I lived in.
	Like Delaware.
	I loved it.
	Just like Delaware.
	Joe Biden lived there.
	Just because I guess he had cousins.
	He would visit a lot.
	But yeah it was honestly a lot of families really great place to live and then it just started turning in about 2020.
	I felt I felt bad for the people that live there because they just there's human feces on the street.
	You had to play hopscotch to get to the train.
	Yes.
	I'm not joking.
	I wish there was a nicer way to put that.
	That's literally the nicest way I can put it.
	That's the nicest way he can put it.
	Don't judge him.
	He's being kind.
	He's being generous.
	You get what you vote for, though.
	And by the way, here's the macro.
	Of course, that's funny.
	It's gross, but it's funny.
	It all comes on the heels of Eric Adams, the mayor.
	His speech, this was just recently, where he bragged about not only New York, but he said, you know, New York City is a brand.
	And again, you see this disconnect, which we'll get to the pandering.
	From Joe Biden.
	We'll get to the pandering with the entire Democratic Party and why they're losing black voters.
	But what do you think happens when people live in New York City?
	And this is a silver lining, this is a positive show today.
	There's a lot of reason- not that man, you don't celebrate because of that, but you celebrate because there's a disconnect that takes place when the left is so out of touch.
	This is happening in New York.
	People live in New York, say, well I'm seeing naked man on the subway, naked drugged out man on the subway, and the weather girls in green suits.
	You know, in chain gang fights.
	And then you have the mayor saying, no, no, we're doing great.
	New York City is a brand.
	Like Coca-Cola.
	Let's look at that.
	We have a brand.
	New York has a brand.
	Jesus boy New York has a brand it means something Kansas doesn't have a brand
	Well, you know what?
	To the people of the Southwind, yeah the people of the Southern Wind
	To the people of the Southwind, yeah the people of the Southern Wind
	Well you know what?
	But New York has a brand Hmm
	So many good slogans for that incident, you know Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's PCP.
	New York, just do it.
	Use the subway as a toilet.
	Just do it.
	New York, I'm scared of it.
	Yes, where every cop car is flame roiled.
	Loot it, go away!
	What was it?
	Outback?
	They went with Outback.
	New York, no rules, just wrong.
	You're going to like the way you loot.
	By the way, Men's Wearhouse, that guy looks like crap.
	He really does.
	You're gonna like the way you look.
	Not like this.
	No, no.
	I don't like this either.
	I'm unkempt.
	Yes.
	I'm more of a back office guy.
	Disheveled.
	I'm more of a cross-the-T's dot-the-I's guy.
	They put me in this commercial, I'm as confused as you are.
	But you'll like the way you look, I think.
	I hope!
	Here's an 18-year-old junkie in a suit to size you up.
	Come get an ill-fitting tuxedo for way too much money.
	Help yourself to our entire Cedric the Entertainer section.
	If you like Steve Harvey suits, here's 48 buttons on the front of a suit.
	Naked Subway Man was a little late getting to work this morning.
	We have standard, we have double-breasted, we have 18-breasted.
	That's the old Cedric cow.
	You're gonna like looking like Wesley Snipes in New Jack City.
	Time Cop just showed up.
	What?
	Ugh, this is terrible.
	Stop it.
	So, by the way, just so you're clear on this, all the references are available at ladderscrowder.com.
	Hit the Like button if you can.
	That helps with the algorithm, just so you know.
	YouTube, you can't even find this if you search it.
	I guarantee if you search New York City crime, naked subway man, Stephen Crowder,
	it will not show up on YouTube.
	That's why I say you go to Rumble.
	New York City, their crime statistics.
	We've talked about this.
	Let me give you a refresher.
	Summer 2022, grand larceny was up 48%.
	Auto theft up 42%.
	Robbery up 39%.
	Felony assault, 19%.
	Rape up 10%.
	So, you know.
	I thought murder was up too, but hey.
	I don't know that stuff.
	Yeah, what's the stat on murder?
	I mean, it's up.
	Rape's up 10%.
	10%.
	I'm sure some of them was murders.
	Which, if you can stop one rape, right?
	They always say if you could save one life, people shouldn't be able to have semi-automatic weapons, which, by the way, is pretty much every pistol in this office.
	There are many guns.
	Well, usually the rapist does.
	Yeah, usually the rapist has a gun.
	Not in the UK, you can just have a blackjack, because no one else has a gun.
	But if it could save one life, hey, what's the 10%?
	I don't have the actual figures as far as the number, but if it's up 10%, you could stop the increase of rapes by at least 10%.
	How about trying to reduce rape?
	The left just has a standard of, well, it only went up a little bit.
	Doesn't have to.
	And by the way, crime has not gone up everywhere because of COVID.
	It's gone up in specific cities.
	Internationally, it hasn't necessarily gone up everywhere.
	That's like I've always said with the science, when Fauci says, we didn't know, and they changed the rules.
	It's not what information did they use that was available?
	Was there information at that point in time that they discarded?
	Are there examples of major cities?
	Are there examples of countries with COVID that have not had these kinds of spikes in crime?
	New York, it's nothing to be proud of.
	Remember shame?
	Let's bring back shame.
	So, uh, I'll... What?
	No, I agree.
	No, I was just thinking when you said, yeah, with that going up just a little bit, it's just such a strange sentence to me.
	It's not, like, eggs or, like, just gas going up three pennies.
	It's rape.
	Yes.
	Well, and those are big numbers, too.
	Those are hundreds or thousands of people that you're talking about.
	Yeah, that's a lot of people.
	That's horrible.
	It's a big number to go up 10%.
	Like, ah, it really stings at the pump.
	Yeah.
	That's one way of putting it.
	You bet it does.
	Count your lucky stars.
	So Elon Musk yesterday caused some controversy, obviously, on Twitter.
	And that brings us to the latest edition of Because I Can't Know Everything.
	Gerald Knows Stuff!
	I love that intro.
	Yeah, thank you.
	Very Lawnmower Man-esque.
	I would actually say Lawnmower Man 2.
	Yes, thank you.
	That's even worse.
	Alright, so yesterday Elon Musk sent out a tweet, and it looked like a fairly, you know, benign tweet, but it's, you know, Ukraine-Russian peace plan, and he asked his followers if they agreed.
	So, basically, here were the things that he asked for.
	Redo the elections of the annexed regions under UN supervision to make sure that the elections are obviously real.
	Russia leaves if this is the will of the people.
	Not to cut in, but comment below, do you believe that he is a stooge of Putin?
	Because that is what the media... I'm assuming.
	a part of it. Water supply to Crimea is assured and Ukraine remains neutral.
	Exactly!
	Not to cut in but comment below do you believe that he is a stooge of Putin
	because that is what the media I'm assuming. Exactly that's a lot of what
	people... how do you know right?
	Elon Musk is basically saying, hey, take this poll because I think these are some of the basic points that we're going to have to talk about anyway, and he had a lot of backlash from this poll, right?
	So, one of them, let's try this then, from him saying, here's my response, right?
	Hey guys, let's try this then.
	The will of the people who live in Donbass and Crimea should decide whether they're part of Russia or Ukraine.
	Now, I understand what Elon is trying to do here.
	He's trying to kind of simplify this issue and say, look, if we go to war, and it goes on a larger scale, right, not just what we have right now, but if they go full-on war, this is going to just kill more Ukrainian people, so we should probably get to the point.
	The point is this.
	We have to decide if these regions can go.
	My problem with it is that that would be like the Confederacy and the North just saying, well, I don't know, if they vote for it, I guess they can leave the United States.
	Here's why it's different.
	There are a lot of ethnic Russians in that area.
	That is true.
	Now, of course, Putin would lie and say they all want to be a part of Russia, and Ukraine would say, no, no, no, we had an election, but the truth is we all know that... Look, I think that what Putin has done is terrible.
	As someone who believes in the non-aggression principle, I am not a fan of Putin.
	But, Ukraine is an incredibly corrupt country, and if you look at the government that was effectively installed in the early teens, was it 2014?
	I'm trying to remember the election exactly.
	People may not necessarily be on board with either government, or the polls may surprise you.
	Right, but you can't have another country come in and just take them and annex them.
	That's not how this works.
	So if Ukraine has the ability in their system of government where a region can vote to leave, fine, let that process happen.
	That's not what happened.
	Russia just came in and took it and said it's ours now.
	But the reason why, and this is to play devil's advocate here, but also just to sort of shine a light on this, they wouldn't have the ability to vote and leave.
	Ukraine would not allow it.
	But that's the case they could make, and they're not making that case.
	Right, but it is the case that Russia is making.
	These people have not been allowed to have a voice.
	Now, because there hasn't been a vote, Russia says it's a majority.
	The truth is, we have no idea what percentage of those people would rather be a part of Russia if they're ethnic Russians.
	We have no idea, necessarily.
	And I know it's weird for people to go, ethnic Russians?
	Because they're all white?
	Yeah, yeah, we're just using this to sort of delineate here.
	If it was transparent, we wouldn't have to speculate here.
	So that is on Ukraine to not make that transparent.
	They would never allow these... if it was a majority of that area...
	You know, what we're talking about that had been annexed.
	If it was a majority of that area that said, you know what, we actually want to be a part of Russia, Ukraine would never allow it.
	So both sides are kind of guilty as far as usurping the potential will of the people, because we don't really know.
	So but the precedent that this sets, and this is what we fought with Hitler over the Sudetenland, basically saying the same thing.
	Of course!
	No, it's the worst example.
	It's not what's happening here.
	Aryan son of a bitch.
	You always have it at the tip of your tongue.
	But basically the world said, okay, you're right, there's ethnic Germans in this place, and so of course you can take those guys back.
	And this... Thank you, Dave.
	In this situation, I'm not saying it's that.
	I understand that there are differences, but we can't set the precedent that you can just go into a region and take it over because you have people that speak your language there and might want to join your country as it turns out.
	Who knows?
	They haven't had that vote.
	I understand that they may not ever have that opportunity, but this can't be how the world works.
	And so, you know who else agrees with me?
	Is the ambassador, Ukraine's ambassador to Germany, and he tweeted out, I'm gonna have to say it.
	Yeah, by the way, just so you know, today, if you have With kids on today's show, we're going to be covering some topics that, unfortunately, the degeneracy, the violence of the world, I do not recommend.
	Because I see so many people who send in pictures of their kids with shirts, it's like, please, don't have them watch this every show, especially as we get to the bros' romantic comedy.
	No, no, no, no, no.
	But don't censor yourself.
	I'm going to say it, and I apologize in advance, but I'm quoting!
	I don't know what the accent should be, but fuck off is my very diplomatic reply to you, Elon Musk.
	Which is funny.
	Which is very funny.
	It was actually following a more kind of diplomatic response that only got like 1,000 likes and then this one got like 50,000.
	And then you have President Zelensky, who I can't stand.
	Doesn't mean that I support the President of this world, but I really... He's an idiot.
	Stop it.
	I know he was an actor.
	He did stand-up, I think.
	Did he?
	Yeah.
	He did do stand-up.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	It's basically like Man of the Year, except not as fun.
	I feel like I was just given Molly.
	I'm sitting like, what?
	He did stand-up comedy?
	Is there tape?
	Is there footage?
	I don't know.
	They're saying he was a comedian, though.
	That is true.
	Okay.
	I'm not making this stuff up.
	And he tweeted to Elon Musk.
	He's gonna have some dark material coming up.
	How funny would it be if he just, like, really hacked?
	Like, there's nothing, just like... The difference between cats and dogs... Men and women are not alike!
	I don't know what!
	What happened?
	I just lost my country, so... When man says nothing is wrong, it means nothing is wrong!
	When crazy bitch say nothing is wrong, it means I'm mad!
	You have to find out why!
	Yes, when women says she's fine, she's not fine.
	She's not fine!
	No, especially when she's smoking in the street.
	Yes, that's right!
	And oh my god, black men's penis are bigger than whites!
	What?
	I don't know what!
	Yes, I saw one in the bathhouse.
	Zelensky said this, he said, which Elon Musk do you like more, the one who supports Ukraine or the one who supports Russia?
	To this, Musk replied, I still very much support Ukraine, but I'm convinced that massive escalation of the war will cause great harm to Ukraine and possibly the world.
	And by the way, hit the like button again, it helps with the algorithm.
	What I have a problem with is the framing.
	I don't think that Elon Musk was being pro-Russia with his tweet to say, no, you support Russia.
	That's the problem.
	It's just like calling somebody a racist.
	And this is why Zelensky rubs so many people the wrong way.
	Right.
	So Garry Kasparov, like the chess master from Russia, basically, you know, threw some shade at Elon Musk saying he doesn't know what he's talking about, essentially.
	And Elon Musk's tweet back to him was, I spent over $80 million so far setting up Starlink so that they would have access to the internet in Ukraine.
	What have you done other than tweet?
	He's basically saying, look, I've put my money where my mouth is.
	And by the way, I've opened my company up to Russian hacking because they're a little bit pissed off at me right now.
	So of course I support the Ukrainian people.
	I haven't changed that stance.
	What I'm saying is, we all need to have a conversation about this, because he thinks that if Russia goes to full mobilization, like full-on war, that this could get way, way, way, way worse, and at the very end, he's like, and possibly lead to a nuclear issue with these two countries.
	We have no idea if that's going to happen.
	I think he's a little naive, though.
	I don't believe, I don't think Elon Musk is wrong in asking these questions.
	I just think it's naive to say, oh, well you should just let him, let the bad man have what he wants.
	I don't believe in the way he's asking the question but I will say it's very necessary because right now we are kind of at a fork in the road where it's either what would be perceived as a loss to the Russian people Or potential nuclear conflict.
	That's kind of where they're stuck between a rock and a hard place at this point.
	Putin is.
	Putin is.
	They need to be given an out.
	Yes.
	And so the problem is anyone who tries to give them an out to state face is seen as supporting Russia.
	Well the alternative is, maybe not World War III, but certainly a tactical nuke being used against Ukraine.
	So just understand what you're doing if you just want to go down the road of vilifying, vilifying, vilifying.
	And even if you think that they're awful, even if you can't stand Putin in the Russian military, if you want to save more lives, there does need to be some kind of a diplomatic effort to allow him to save face, because this is a man with a huge ego.
	Yeah, that's true.
	I mean, or the Russian people could just take out Putin.
	That's true.
	And that is growing more likely by the day.
	Yeah.
	Because they're very unhappy about this.
	So, I understand.
	Yeah.
	Lay off of Elon, though.
	Of course Elon supports these guys.
	Well, they hate Elon, though.
	He was the first person in there to help them with, and you think, oh, well, internet so they can surf.
	No!
	So they can communicate, so they can coordinate, so they can strategize, so they can make sure that people who are trying to fight, for the first time in their lives, by the way, to defend their homelands, can talk to one another and say, stay away from here, go here.
	Right?
	That's the kind of communication that this is allowing that they would not have otherwise.
	Right.
	Yeah.
	Well, these people are dedicated to misunderstanding Elon Musk, too.
	That's true.
	So it'll never really change.
	I love how the Tesla X was the best electric SUV, several years running, and now it's not even number five.
	Well, and it got better.
	It's like, wait, hold on a second.
	Why is this one number one?
	Well, you know, we contrasted that with the Tesla X, and we preferred the one with lower speed and less range.
	Yeah, you're like, but it's under the F-350 diesel.
	Yes.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	And they bought ads with us.
	What?
	Tesla lost to the Prius.
	That's not even electric.
	We had to make an exception to the rules because we're incredibly biased.
	Yes.
	Car looks like a gay shoe.
	I've got some Zelensky stand-up before he became president.
	Really?
	Can we do that behind the paywall?
	We've got a lot to get to.
	No, Gerald.
	No, we have to hit this.
	And I know, we're going to get to the pandering.
	We're going to get to what's happening.
	Joe Biden claiming- This is important.
	Former Vice President Joe Biden claiming that he was raised with Puerto Ricans, which of course is untrue.
	Yes.
	No.
	Gerald.
	Okay, I apologize.
	Gerald.
	Admonish.
	Zip it.
	That's fair.
	It's true.
	Every now and then, I do get to take advantage of that.
	It's true.
	And I've never wanted anything more in my life than to see Zelinsky stand up right now at this moment in time.
	Is it translated?
	Uh, so there are subtitles.
	Do you want Gerald, maybe, to read them?
	Oh, thanks.
	Because it may be hard for you to see.
	Oh, is it a clip?
	Yeah.
	Well, uh, okay.
	Yeah, we can have Gerald read the jokes, the subtitle jokes, because, of course, multilingual comedy is effective.
	I'll screw the setup every time.
	Alright, let's watch Zelinsky stand up.
	Hello, Uncle Igor, Aunt Valya, and Uncle Sasha.
	Contrary to your fears, I wish to inform you that I live well while I'm alive.
	This is a great translation.
	Things will be even better because I have been in the ranks of the inventories for three weeks already, and how else?
	That's the only way to make a career in Ukraine.
	However, it is needless to say, you already know.
	My salary is small, but it's not a problem since we are allowed to take money.
	And property from the Russians.
	And the Ukrainian people.
	I added that.
	And earlier, the same applied to the Jews.
	Whoa.
	This is pretty rough.
	He's going in deep.
	Prohibited it.
	Yeah.
	And they're laughing at all of this.
	This is great.
	They must have a great hype man on the side of them.
	And everyone there looks like a pork rind.
	I was gonna say, it's also filmed in 1987.
	The help of American mercenaries.
	This seems like it's great, by the way.
	I guess over there it's acceptable to read off your clipboard?
	Yeah.
	I feel like the translation's fake.
	I mean, I feel like crap if I'm going out and I'm doing, like, a 40-minute new set and I have, like, I look down at my notepad and I'll check, like, okay, that worked.
	But to actually sit there and, like, read?
	I thought he was hosting a game show for a minute because of it, but it's really him doing stand-up by reading off of a card.
	I am willing to bet significantly more than one dollar that that was not the accurate translation of that.
	That seems too current.
	Yeah.
	It seemed a bit too current.
	I don't know.
	Yeah, maybe that was someone satirizing it.
	I have no idea.
	Either way, he doesn't look to be great.
	No.
	Not a lot of eye contact.
	Staring mainly at the card.
	Worried about war.
	The soulless doll's eyes laughed a little bit.
	Yeah, well, they had to.
	Yeah, they were laughing at not even punchlines.
	Well, they were about to drop cash from the ceiling, so... Lead with that!
	Alright, speaking of that, that was incredibly entertaining.
	That brings us to this week's Entertainment Minute.
	OK, Marley was dead to begin with.
	Billy Eichner's new gay romantic comedy, Bros.
	Flopped.
	I'm as surprised as you are.
	In the opening weekend.
	Now!
	Is it because all romantic comedies are gay?
	Nope!
	It's subliminally gay.
	Yes.
	This is explicitly gay.
	That seems to be the primary reason.
	My mistake.
	So before we get into why it flopped, and you can comment below as to your hunch, why you think it may have flopped, let's just take a look at some clips from, again, the homosexual romantic comedy, Bros.
	Love is love is love!
	We can do whatever and we can do it whenever.
	Does that work for you?
	Yeah, that definitely works.
	By the way, if you have kids, they shouldn't be watching.
	Whatever, whenever.
	Not at all.
	Whatever, whenever.
	GIF of Michael Scott dancing.
	That's good.
	Office GIF?
	This person isn't gay.
	Is he a top or a bottom?
	What does that have to do with anything?
	Maybe you're both bottoms and that's the problem.
	I'm not always the bottom, Edgar.
	BOTTOM DOWN!
	Oh now you want to be on my big blanket?
	Now you want to be on my big blanket?
	I gotta be aggressive. Oh there you are!
	I'm aggressive!
	Oh yeah! What's going on?
	I'm gonna punch it!
	Oh!
	Is that the violation of expectations?
	Hey I'm gonna go.
	That's why I said if you have kids, don't watch this.
	Okay.
	So you probably already commented as to why you think it didn't work.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	By the way, I don't think that people would be... They wouldn't picture it to be very romantic if it was just like a straight orgy.
	No.
	That's so bad!
	Not a lot of whining and dining going on so much as just group sex with strange men.
	Also, if 20 hot women came over to stop two hot women from fighting, you'd probably think that was sexist.
	Yes, you would.
	I mean, it depends where you are.
	If it's the WNBA, you'd be like, well, sure.
	I don't know.
	I'm not saying that those guys were hot, but I'd do them.
	Yeah, well, so did Billy Eichner.
	How do you think they got cast?
	So, here's the thing.
	It didn't work.
	Flopped.
	Okay.
	And that should be fine.
	It wouldn't be a big deal if it just flopped.
	Okay, fine.
	Who cares?
	The problem is now they have to berate you, the audience member.
	Is it raining?
	Did I just hear something?
	Is there a cat on the roof?
	Billy Eichner blamed straight people, meaning the primary audience, because even if all gay people went to go see, it wouldn't be enough.
	He said, That's just the world we live in, unfortunately.
	Even with glowing reviews, great Rotten Tomatoes scores, and an A CinemaScore, etc.
	Straight people, especially in parts of the country, just didn't want to show up for Bros.
	And that's disappointing, but it is what it is.
	That's right.
	It is.
	Also, you bought those.
	Those are bought and paid for reviews.
	Yes.
	Yes, but I spent the money!
	Oh, you mean a bunch of other gays on Rotten Tomatoes, you know, qualified or verified reviewers liked your film, but the average American did not?
	Surprise!
	And by the way, that's an interesting thesis, but per the IMDb page, this is what Eichner said before the film.
	Co-writer and star Billy Eichner have expressed that he does not want conservatives, especially those who voted for the 45th President of the United States and their associates, to see the film.
	Deal.
	Even conservatives, who identify as being part of the LGBTQ plus community, as he views them as traitors.
	Well, there you go.
	You not only cut off half the country, but you've now cut off a significant portion of gays.
	Because there's a big difference between a Hollywood gay, Hollywood gay guy, And the average middle American gay guy.
	They're not on board with all of the LGBTQAAIP+.
	Gay William is an example.
	A lot of them say this has gone too far.
	They want to live their lives, they want to be gay, and they don't want to, you know, be, they don't want to be the victim of a hate crime.
	And we all agree with that.
	But, you just cut, you cut them out.
	You cut out half the country.
	Sorry, less than half the country.
	70 million to 900 million votes for Joe Biden.
	That's true.
	Former Vice President Joe Biden.
	And you've cut out gay people who disagree with anything you view.
	And you now are confused as to why it flopped.
	Well, also, you don't think there's enough gay people in America to create a hit film in an audience?
	Right.
	Have you ever been to a film school or anything?
	There's a lot of gay people.
	The entire independent film industry is filled with gay people.
	Plus Moonstruck!
	And Moonstruck is the gayest movie ever made.
	No, not maybe.
	No, it is.
	Well, what's interesting is he had a bunch of guys who looked pretty fit, right, in this movie for gay people, and he did a lot of stuff to make it, you know, titillizing for them, I guess, or titillating, sorry.
	Titillating.
	Titillating.
	Titillizing.
	Confusing thing.
	This guy's got tits on the brain.
	He did that, and he still managed to turn gay people off.
	Yes.
	Boys don't cry one.
	Difficult.
	That's true.
	I mean, there's plenty of movies about gays.
	It's because it's the movie Boat Trip with just guys having sex.
	Yeah.
	Who would have thought that a homosexual bachelor party wouldn't be tapping into the pulse of mainstream America?
	It's just a dead genre.
	You made American Pie, but it's, I guess, two pies.
	Yes! We'll put them together and pretend it's a butt.
	What took an hour?
	So Kevin dug up a tweet from 2017 where this might explain another giant audience that Billy Eichner...
	I missed that, I was still laughing at the butt pies.
	Blow it up there.
	Yeah, so in 2017 he said, I am anti-white.
	You ain't black!
	Well, okay.
	A lot of blaming with this guy.
	Yeah, and by the way, gay romantic comedies don't really work because of how men think, okay?
	There's no dance of seduction.
	That's not how it works.
	Have you been to a gay bar?
	It's a meat market.
	It's not wooing.
	It's not, oh, I don't know, and you have to pursue the... It's just, the answer is, yeah, a woman's...
	A woman's starting off point, their default point as it comes to sex and relationships, not all, generally speaking, is men are pursuing them and their default set point is no, or not yet.
	A man's default set point is please!
	Sex!
	When you have two guys, and by the way, we actually have an early cut, just to kind of bring this point home, of the movie that was, this is the realistic version.
	So.
	Wanna have sex?
	Yeah!
	I particularly love the Guess Who character wig.
	Yeah, I don't know why that guy chose that.
	Why did I get a credit?
	Why were you there on set?
	I was not!
	Yes you were.
	You didn't think we didn't see you in the bushes with your binoculars?
	I was not a supervisor.
	We know.
	He was totally into it.
	He thinks he's fooling anyone.
	And by the way... I have a wife and kids!
	Guys, I'm gay.
	This doesn't mean, by the way, that there isn't hope for the homosexual rom-com genre, because there have been many.
	And that brings us to this week's, well, the upcoming gay rom-coms.
	There's a big market.
	That brings us to this week's 7 Plus 1.
	You forgot Stefan in the chamber!
	And this one got away from us so there's a reload.
	Because the refractory period is just ridiculous.
	I feel like if any other office did this around a conference table, no one would be working today.
	For us, it's like, that's perfect, let's add it.
	Alright, 7 plus 1 upcoming gay rom-coms.
	Number 7, Dave.
	Must love DONGs.
	There you go.
	I think the bullet's a little, I think the sounds are a little bit low.
	Number 6, gay rom-coms.
	How to lose your T-cells in 10 days.
	Gerald, number five.
	Oh, thank you.
	A cock to remember.
	Yeah!
	There's our favorite intimacy supervisor.
	That's him.
	Cock.
	Top gay rom-coms.
	Number four.
	My big fat gay Nordic music festival.
	Because that happened.
	I'll grab number three and then Gerald can grab number two and Dave can grab- Number three, Top Gay Rom-Coms.
	There's something about Gary.
	It's HIV.
	Well that's too long of a title.
	Gary.
	Gary.
	Number two, Gerald.
	Crazy, stupid lube.
	Well, there's nothing stupid about that.
	It's just prudent.
	Why?
	Just considerate.
	Almost.
	And the number one, before the reload, number one upcoming gay rom-coms, Dave.
	Pretty and Stink.
	Oh, that's too much.
	Hey, by the way, reload.
	Number seven.
	Upcoming gay rom-coms.
	And you can, by the way, you can hit the like button.
	You can hit the like button even if you don't like it.
	We don't care.
	Number seven.
	As goo as it gets.
	Oh, gosh.
	That's a goo one.
	That's a coo one.
	What do the gay ghosts say to the other ghosts?
	Goo.
	Oh.
	Number six, Dave.
	Four weddings and a bunch of funerals.
	Yes.
	Again, these are 14 plus 1.
	These are already, they're in production.
	They've been optioned.
	Yeah, don't blame us.
	No, don't blame us.
	Number 5.
	This one actually, I was confused.
	Number 5, upcoming, is Mamma Mia!
	Oh, sorry.
	Mamma Mia!
	My Ass Hurts!
	Because you didn't go to the loo.
	Mamma Mia!
	My Ass Hurts!
	That's part 3.
	Split in 3.
	Top upcoming gay rom-coms.
	Number four, Gerald.
	Uh, 10 Things I Hate About Vaginas.
	Well, that makes sense.
	Top gay rom-coms.
	Again, they've been optioned.
	Number three, Immune Systemless in Seattle.
	That one seems a little bit curt.
	Well, it's a little blunt.
	But well, he did technically make that movie.
	Yes.
	Yes, he did.
	And top upcoming rom-coms.
	Number two, Dave.
	When Harry Met Sally Who Used To Be Carl.
	I don't want to be discriminatory.
	No, you have to.
	And the number one upcoming gay rom-com we're all excited about.
	You've Got AIDS.
	Oh, and by the way, the plus one, Cats.
	Oh, yeah.
	Cats.
	Cats.
	You forgot Stefan in the chamber!
	Oh, by the way, I should mention this.
	With the food shortages going on there, you know, they're a wonderful sponsor of the show.
	Don't wait for an emergency to come up.
	You have a three-month food supply.
	If you go to prepwithcrowder.com, you get 20% off a three-month food supply.
	Prepwithcrowder.com.
	I actually have eaten all the oatmeal.
	They need to send me more.
	They do need to send you more.
	That's good stuff.
	It's way better than Quaker Oats.
	Yeah.
	By the way, for that seven, we had more.
	Oh, yeah.
	We talked about, like, a lot more.
	Twelve monkey pox.
	Yes.
	Would have worked really well.
	Or monkey pox.
	Holes, for obvious reasons.
	I'm so mad we didn't get 12 monkeypox in there.
	Technically, it's not a romantic comedy.
	It's more of a gay sci-fi.
	You're right.
	There's a debate for that one.
	Polls, we just couldn't change the name.
	No, exactly.
	Not to mention, there were three Back to the Fuck Boys.
	It was just one of those things where it's blurry in there.
	Oh, jeez.
	I'm sorry.
	You offended Token Island.
	I said if you have kids.
	But here's the issue, right?
	And by the way, we'll get to Hocus Pocus on Mug Club.
	You can't escape it.
	You know, it used to be separate the art from the artist, but it is so aggressive now that it's impossible to simply enjoy the art because the art is a byproduct.
	It's a canvas painted by these artists and unfortunately now everything has been politicized.
	You can't go and enjoy films at the cinema.
	Can I give you one more tweet from Billy Eichner?
	Three men and an Asian baby?
	I never want to hear the phrase, Billy Eichner, and can I give you... Billy Eichner would like to give you something.
	This is not a show and tell, I want to... This is from a few months ago.
	Get your fictional hateful Bible stories and your fake fictional religious BS out of our effing lives, F you.
	Oh, well, you know.
	Maybe a little prayer would have got a better box office result.
	He's a tolerant little homo.
	Wow.
	Maybe this is karma.
	Be tolerant and agree with everything I say, how I say it, or we will remove your ability to make a living.
	And what I just said, a tolerant homosexual, will be considered more offensive than he said, F your fake Bible and your fictional stories and F you, whatever, I don't care.
	He could have fixed every house in Florida with just the parade budget for that movie.
	Yes!
	Did you see the commercial?
	It's just a parade.
	Yeah, I know.
	Well, come on.
	What, is he gonna do a gay romantic comedy and not have a parade?
	Well, that's true.
	It's mainly just parades.
	That's like a chick flick where it's not a romantic comedy but the women and they don't have some kind of a, you know, dance party while cooking.
	Yeah, that's true.
	Someone flings the batter.
	Oh, it's on me.
	Like, oh, who could possibly understand why women's content doesn't appeal to men but the content that appeals to men is often universal?
	I've never once had a batter baking food fight party.
	Never.
	I've never once spilled something in a kitchen without a woman yelling at me, let alone her doing it.
	Oh yeah, they get abusive.
	Yes.
	That's an OXO commercial that you won't see for their kitchen supplies.
	I like the brand OXO, their stuff is great.
	So, let's get to Biden.
	What are you, a KitchenAid guy?
	I just didn't know how you pronounced it that way.
	What is it supposed to be?
	He's a brave old guy.
	Is it OXO or OXO?
	I have no idea.
	It's all caps!
	Can someone comment?
	It's like OXO like a letter.
	I have a great meat tenderizer from them.
	Basically when I get their stuff, like if it's a ladle, their stuff is always better.
	You're going to lead with meat tenderizer after that segment?
	Yes.
	That's exactly why.
	That's exactly what it's for.
	He's had a lot of dongs when I was- I'd like to meat tenderize- grab the- I have the blade meat tenderizer.
	Yeah.
	Right in his forehead.
	I know.
	He'd like it.
	Yeah.
	Bring it.
	You'd look like one of those kids toys where you put your hand through the pins.
	Alright!
	So let's get to- The germ needles?
	Yes!
	You know what I'm talking about?
	You know what?
	You can be a walking those things.
	The one you did at KB Toys and it gave everyone pink eyes?
	Remember when you put your face on it?
	You're like, oh, that was a dumb idea.
	That's exactly.
	All right.
	So former Vice President Joe Biden.
	OK.
	This is hilarious, but it also is indicative of the left pandering, and there's a silver lining.
	Like I've said, this is a good thing.
	They are so out of touch, they don't realize all of the people they're turning off, namely black people, Latinos, and yes, a record number of gays.
	So, former Vice President Joe Biden pandered to the people of Puerto Rico on Monday, telling them that all of America is with you.
	Well, that's nice.
	They're recovering from a hurricane, obviously Hurricane Fiona.
	I don't like that they named it Fiona, by the way, but that's a story for another day.
	See if you can spot the moment that... Here's the thing.
	Everyone lies.
	Anyone who says they don't lie, that's a lie.
	Like, everyone lies with us to not hurt somebody's feelings or every now... Like, small little lies.
	Everyone has engaged in small little white lying.
	The prom and politicians, certainly, most of them lie.
	Joe Biden lies about every- and he lies when he has no reason to lie, and he doesn't just lie in exact- like, Donald Trump would exaggerate sometimes.
	Donald Trump would exaggerate or diminish, right?
	He would just turn everything up to an 11, or if it was a 3, turn it down to a 1 to insult his opponent.
	Joe Biden makes up stories that never happened with people he never met in places that don't even exist.
	See if you can spot the blatant lie in his Puerto Rico-centric speech.
	Ever since the hurricane struck, Jill and I have had people in Puerto Rico on our minds and in our prayers.
	We came here in person to show that we're with you.
	All of America's with you as you receive and recover and rebuild.
	I come from a little state, the little state of Delaware.
	It's not like the Congresswoman from New York.
	She's from the big states.
	But we have a very, in relative terms, large Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was.
	No, it's a very Puerto Rican-centric state.
	We have the eighth largest black population in the country and between all minorities we have 20% of our state is
	All?
	minority.
	And so I was sort of raised in the Puerto Rican community at home.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was.
	It's a very Puerto Rican-centric state. All 0.39% of them.
	When he's talking about them.
	The furthest I can go back is the 1970 census.
	You can go to LotofPuerto.com for all the references or click the link in the description.
	0.39%. You wouldn't even have enough to create the sharks.
	I had a gardener saw through my window.
	Right at the beginning, he's like, alright so Puerto Rican and then he's like, well I gotta loop black people in there somehow.
	And the Puerto Rican's like, how does this matter?
	I don't know why he's talking about black people in his state of mind.
	Well they're all that, you know, they're all in that group of I don't want to talk to.
	There's so many minorities.
	Lots and lots of minorities.
	By God, I do know that New York is bigger than Delaware now.
	Thank you, that was helpful.
	I mean, there's darn near 20% minorities and 80% white, hence making them a minority.
	It's really at the top of my mind when it comes to natural disasters.
	You know, the Haiti earthquake.
	I went down to help.
	Yes.
	So many damn minorities!
	Mostly Haitians.
	Hunter came with us, and boy, he didn't bring condoms.
	No, he did not.
	He did throw a gun in a dumpster, though.
	Again.
	Every time he sees a dumpster, he wants to throw a gun.
	So he says, I was raised in a largely Puerto Rican community.
	It's Delaware.
	And first off, again, it doesn't pass a sniff test.
	Right away, if you go, Delaware?
	I don't think so.
	Correct.
	Go with your gut.
	If your gut says, former Vice President Joe Biden is lying, it's 0.39%.
	Comment below if you thought it was a little higher.
	Well it's like in Wayne's world where they're going through the states and they all have something and they get to Delaware and they're like, we're in Delaware.
	I'm in Texas, Wayne!
	Yeehaw!
	I'm in Delaware.
	I think there's no state tax.
	I don't know.
	Yeah, that's it.
	But this brings us to actually the top five times that Democrats have been caught pandering.
	And this is why black voters are turning off to them in record numbers.
	So number five, if you don't remember this, Kamala Harris.
	This is not an exception is what I want to make sure you understand.
	Because we see these things, and you see them in an isolated incident.
	Ah, he misspoke.
	He didn't misspeak!
	He lied.
	He made it up to try and pander for votes.
	To be clear, and this is what the Democrat Party does.
	It's really hard to compete with people who simply lie, and they know the media will carry their water.
	Anyone out there?
	Anyone see on CNN this morning?
	Did they call him on it?
	Did they call him to the mat on it?
	Of course not.
	MSNBC, NBC, ABC, CBS, did they say?
	And I don't mean do they say, oh Joe Biden maybe had a slip that is not fully correct.
	Did they say, this guy is a compulsive liar.
	That's your job as the media.
	I would say Cronkite would have done it, but he was a raging leftist too.
	There never was objective journalism in this country.
	So let's go to number five.
	These are the times I've pandered.
	We'll make all these available.
	Kamala Harris, where she talked about smoking weed with Charlemagne, the god.
	Self, self title.
	Have you ever smoked?
	I have.
	And I inhale.
	I did inhale.
	It was a long time ago.
	I think that it gives a lot of people joy and we need more joy in the world.
	Mm-hmm.
	All right.
	You're getting the picture.
	This is not going to be comfortable for the next... Well, she was listening to Tupac.
	Yes, she was listening to Tupac.
	In college, Tupac was... Oh yeah, why didn't we have that clip?
	Listen to Tupac and Biggie.
	Well, after Tupac and Biggie.
	We'll bring that up afterwards.
	Control Room.
	Get the Tupac clip.
	They were both six.
	Yes.
	They were still spittin' it, Dave.
	They died at 25 and 24, I think.
	Here's, by the way, Hillary Clinton.
	Here's another one.
	Number four, Hillary Clinton.
	Again, this is the pandering that they do, usually to black voters, where she said, and it's not as bad as number three, Hillary Clinton talking about how she brings hot sauce with her everywhere.
	Of course, when she's speaking to her African-American sister in... No more questions?
	No, she has to go.
	What's something that you always carry with you?
	Hot sauce.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Really?
	Are you getting their formation right now?
	Hot sauce.
	Hot sauce in my bag swag?
	Hot sauce.
	Really?
	Yes.
	Now listen, I just want you to know, people are going to see this and say, okay, she's pandering to life.
	She didn't know what bag swag meant.
	Okay.
	Is it working?
	Well, we know it wouldn't be salt, because that would render your powers inert.
	Why wouldn't you prove it, then?
	Yeah.
	I mean, like, hot sauce.
	You got hot sauce in your bag, Swag?
	Hot sauce?
	I already said hot sauce!
	Don't ask me other things!
	Why are you sandbagging me?
	Just as every racist food.
	Yes!
	Giblets!
	Collard greens?
	Our bank's just full of mail.
	Shipments!
	Shipments!
	The whitest, most awful, just cucumber sandwiches.
	Hellmans!
	Here's number three, because Hillary Clinton is just the worst at this, but you know, you have to pander when you're completely talentless and unlikable.
	Here's when she actually put up a fake black voice, in case you've forgotten.
	I don't feel no ways tired.
	I'm too fine.
	Where I started from.
	Nobody told me that the road would be easy.
	I don't believe he brought me this far to leave me.
	Wow.
	Wow.
	I forgot that was in Selma, Alabama, and it makes it so much worse.
	Yes.
	It's way worse.
	Next thing you know, you're going to do a Sam Kinison impression.
	Oh.
	That was so... What are you sleeping with interns?!
	Oh!
	Is it that little Arkansas whore?
	Because he was imitating a priest, a southern preacher.
	Sam Kenison, that's what he was.
	Yeah, he came from a family of preachers.
	I want his door to be all shut and the brakes taken out on his car!
	I want to preach that body count!
	She's the worst!
	I would have loved to see her face when it was like, uh, Donald Trump won?
	Did he pander better than I did?
	Can you imagine the shock?
	My personal favorite, but it's not number one.
	Number two was when, if you don't remember this, Pelosi, Kamala, and a lot of members of Congress, they were wearing the African garb and the scarves.
	And remember this happened when we were live on air.
	It was live on air and I said, oh my gosh, I can't believe they're doing that seriously.
	And they caught a little bit of flack for appropriation, but certainly not enough.
	They were bowing and thanking George Floyd for justice, but the funniest part is the Desmond Tutu, you know, swatch that they're wearing.
	Sydney Poitier in White Man's Burden.
	They call me Mrs. Bitch.
	Number four.
	We're going back in.
	It's a cause, we swear.
	You bunch of losers!
	For sacrificing your life for justice.
	My favorite part of that was, help! I've knelt and I can't get up!
	Which she literally did.
	She's the worst!
	She took a knee in protest of functioning hips.
	Someone get me up.
	Thank you for sacrificing your life.
	I'm sure he wasn't a big fan of it.
	Her husband's car just crashes into it.
	Was he from Africa?
	I don't think he was.
	I'm pretty sure he was not.
	He was born in the US.
	I believe he was from Minneapolis.
	Cup of food.
	That's where he resided.
	And this brings us to number one, just because we watched this in real time when there were these debates.
	And the reason this is is because it's dueling, pandering, where I want you to look at Booker's face where he's upset.
	This economy has got to work for everyone.
	And right now we know that it isn't.
	And it's going to take all of us coming together to make sure that it does.
	Necesitamos incluir cada persona en el éxito de esta economía.
	Pero si queremos hacer eso, necesitamos incluir cada persona en nuestra democracia.
	Cada votar...
	We need representation and every voice we need to listen.
	The situation is unacceptable.
	The president has attacked, has demonized immigrants.
	It's unacceptable and I'm going to change the rest.
	That's like when Chelsea Handler, we all know this, it's kind of a secret in the industry,
	open secret, is how Chelsea Handler would have people on the show would pre-tape it
	and then use their jokes.
	That's like, it's like having an opener go out and steal your joke and Beto's just like, sorry, Booker's like, that's my bit.
	He's like, that's my bit!
	Did he also find out about Rosetta Stone?
	I'm from Newark, of course I speak Spanish.
	I was raised with a lot of Puerto Ricans.
	Actually, there probably are in Newark.
	He would actually have a claim to it.
	And by the way, that brings us to... If you missed this when the debate happened, we actually, I think, created this that night live from the debate and had it before the end.
	It was the dueling Beto and Booker.
	We thought it was so funny that we actually put way too much production value into an anime representation.
	So what would you do, Congressman, day one at the White House?
	Ha! Satoshi Nakamoto!
	I'm Dave Buckel.
	Who the gang?
	Vamos a tratar cada persona con el respeto...
	Ah! Aquí! Su kishino!
	Su karanochi...
	Kuma...
	UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!
	Comment below.
	You got him, you got AOC.
	Hey, question, comment below.
	You got him, you got AOC.
	How much spirit cooking causes the googly eye?
	Yeah, the exact amount, because I can't get...
	We don't want to show up with googly eyes one day.
	You know what, maybe you guys can bring this up in the control room.
	Cory Booker always tries to do these motivational speeches on his Instagram.
	Like, a wise man once told me that there was a man, this is one that I remember specifically, he asked his master, he wanted to learn from him, he saw his master meditating across the river.
	And he couldn't find a way to the river.
	And he's all sweaty like he's jogging.
	And he said, Master, Master!
	And he stopped meditating.
	He said, How do I get to the other side of the river?
	And he said, Young Apprentice, you're already there.
	End video.
	You're like, this sucks.
	I hate you.
	You're already there.
	Ridiculous.
	A smart person makes something complicated sound easy.
	Yes.
	I just did the opposite of that.
	By the way, here's a Lone Star.
	I'm already there.
	Do you remember when he'd had his Spartacus moment where he announced something that was already public information?
	Yeah.
	He was like, this is brand new stuff.
	No, because if you want to show a little humility, compare yourself to Spartacus.
	Yes.
	If I get kicked out of Congress for this, so be it.
	Sir, we release that at noon.
	I know, but if I get kicked out of Congress for saying this... And use as many quotes as possible because you've never had a thought of your own that made sense.
	In Espanol.
	Si, gracias amigo.
	Maybe I'll need to incorporate some Booker material.
	I have a bunch of Booker material in Oklahoma City this Saturday, October 8th.
	They have a 6 and an 845 show.
	Man, I have so many notes on Cory Booker.
	I'm like, I don't think enough people know how crappy he is.
	It would require too much explanation.
	What were we going to say there?
	We got the Kamala Harris clip about Tupac.
	Oh yeah, this one's great.
	This should have been number 5, but they're both equally... Comfortable.
	They want to make you throw up.
	What does Kamala Harris listen to?
	What were you listening to when you was high?
	What was on?
	What song was on?
	Oh my goodness.
	Oh yeah, definitely Snoop.
	Uh-huh.
	Tupac.
	For sure.
	Pause.
	Liar whore!
	Liar whore!
	And you know it!
	Talking about bitch and juice.
	I'm just doing the math.
	Rolling down the street, she's smoking endo.
	Sippin' on Jan Andrews, that's right, VP.
	I'm laid back.
	Hey, I'm Kamala, and I'm here to say... Yeah, sending your money to Ukraine in a major way.
	What a stupid world.
	Remember when we used to mock, you know, people used to mock Christians, and rightfully so, many of them Christians, for being out of touch.
	Like, we're gonna do our youth sermon through hip-hop.
	They're doing that only with adults, and it's half the country.
	And a portion of you buy it.
	Yeah, the cool youth pastor who sits on a chair like A.C.
	Slater and it's like, you've lost me.
	Pulls up a stool, let's talk.
	I remember I had a youth pastor who thought we were all like six.
	So you'd play gross games, like the Halloween thing where you'd have a bowl of spaghetti.
	I'm like, we're fifteen.
	We've done this for ten years already.
	At one point he wanted us to play a game where we have to drink soda through the next guy's sock.
	I was like, I'm not doing that.
	He's like, what?
	Or you're not a team player.
	I'm like, I don't need to drink through a tube sock for Jesus.
	This is gross.
	I'm 16 years old.
	I'm only here because of the girls.
	Yeah.
	You're like, oh, then just use two fingers in the spaghetti.
	Also, do you know where this guy's sock was?
	Did I mention we were 15?
	Yes.
	The thing stands upright.
	Oh, you already put the can of Coke in it?
	No, it's just standing on its own.
	It doesn't leak at all.
	Weird.
	I've got one of those weird Cory Booker motivational speeches if you want to see it behind the paywall.
	Yes, let's see it behind the paywall.
	It's going to be too much.
	We've overloaded you.
	And by the way, hit the like button if you want more of those sketches, the anime stuff, because it takes a lot of work to make a show this stupid.
	Speaking of pandering, CNN now, and if they're forced to admit something that is harmful to Democrats, then you know it must be really bad.
	They've admitted that black voters are in very large numbers leaving the party, and then I want to, again, it's not what you read, but it's what is being omitted, because CNN acted in unison with the New York Times, but they tried to take the edge off of how bad it really is.
	Here's CNN's admission.
	Look, black voters are the part, the core part of the Democratic Party.
	And as you can see here in the race for Congress, look, they're still getting 74 percent support in the pre-election polling right now.
	But compare that to the final polling for 2020 president and 2018 Congress.
	Back in 2020, it was 84 percent, 85 percent in 2018.
	So you're clearly seeing right here that there is less support for Democratic candidates for Congress among African-Americans.
	OK, now bring up the collage we have from The New York Times.
	They also cover this.
	And I don't know, you know, just like We ask, what are the chances of all major social media platforms removing Alex Jones within the same 24-hour period?
	What are the chances that you have all these news agencies running this story at the same time, within, let's say, 48 hours of each other, three days of each other, same week, and only going back the exact amount, the exact period of time?
	So they all go back to 2018.
	Interesting.
	85%.
	So it's pretty bad now if it's in the 70s.
	Yeah, okay.
	Where else do you see polling that just goes back to a primary?
	You don't even go back to the last national election.
	Let's look at the numbers.
	They're even worse for Democrats.
	Again, the trend is what matters here.
	Let's go past 2018 and 2016.
	88% blacks supported Democrats versus 8% Republican.
	88% blacks supported Democrats versus 8% Republican.
	You go back even further, 2012, 93% of blacks were Democrats.
	Go back to 2008, 95%.
	So 2008 to now, we've gone from 95 percent.
	What was the most recent number there?
	75?
	75?
	95 to 75.
	If you just go back to 2018, well it seems like, okay, this could be a problem if you actually understand 2008.
	You go back that far to today, you say, we are hemorrhaging voters.
	It's not starting to be a problem, it's already a problem.
	Not to mention Latino voters, we've talked about that in the past.
	Oh yeah.
	And by the way, also, if you go back to, for example, depending on how far back you go, and this is the problem, we have all references available at lateralcredit.com, you can make something look however you want it to look.
	For example, if you go back to 1863, 100% of blacks were Republicans.
	1963, 100% of blacks were Republicans.
	It's a fair point.
	It's all context, folks.
	They really had the platform.
	And one black voter, of course, who has angered the left very much is Kanye West.
	Yesterday at the Yeezy, I think it's season 9, I didn't remember the season.
	Season 9 of Yeezy, there's a show in Paris, he wore a shirt with the words, White Lives Matter.
	And then the other non-Democrat, Candace Owens, also appeared with Kanye wearing the matching shirt, White Lives Matter.
	Naturally, of course, the failed ESPN host, Jemele Hill, decided to take to Twitter to criticize Kanye.
	He said, so many black folks are trying to excuse Kanye wearing a White Lives Matter t-shirt.
	Kanye West's genius didn't change.
	Maybe it is but it's a dangerously dumb message to send for people with his massive platform
	I've been off dude, but y'all go ahead labeling his foolishness as genius
	Here's the thing Kanye West's genius didn't change back when this show was syndicated on radios. I think
	2014 I was YouTube then was syndicated radio and then went back to you know, Mug Club
	Turn out all the lights was the the final song because it was morning and I was going so I've always been and I used
	To get crap for it. I've always been a fan. He's a brilliant MC. I've liked hip-hop. I can I've disagreed
	again I've separated the art from the artist with Kanye West
	I did that for a very long time I would say I think he's a moron because back then he said
	George W Bush and George Bush doesn't care about black people say
	Well, that's a stupid thing to say whether you're a fan of George Bush
	No one's a fan of George Bush Whether you hate George Bush or not, to say that he doesn't care about black people is just not accurate.
	The guy appointed more black people to his cabinet than at that point I believe any other president in history.
	I could be off by a little bit but it was certainly close.
	So I was able to separate the art from the artist.
	For some reason, though, they have to try and wipe out, memory hole, the fact that Kanye is one of the most prolific hip-hop artists of our generation.
	Why?
	Because he thinks incorrectly.
	What's so dangerous?
	They say dangerous.
	What's dangerous about a black man saying that white lives matter?
	It's only dangerous if you bind to the leftist lie that anything other than Black Lives Matter, which by the way was a trademark Black Lives Matter, and if you look at the non-profits and you look at the embezzling that took place, you look at people who've actually been charged, convicted, with fraudulent financial crimes with the Black Lives Matter organization.
	If you don't buy what they sell wholesale, Black Lives Matter, anything else is considered racist.
	Anything else is considered white supremacy.
	Not only White Lives Matter, All Lives Matter was considered white supremacy.
	So him and Candace Owens must be some of those black white supremacists.
	There's more of them than we thought.
	But you're right, it's the same.
	The shirt could be any color, right?
	And that's the whole reason that we said, whoa, whoa, whoa, don't do that.
	That actually can be racist.
	How about just all lives matter?
	All lives matter.
	We can all get behind.
	Let's just make sure that all lives matter.
	That makes sure that no life is below another life.
	That should be common ground for everybody.
	It's not racist.
	I think we all know that all lives don't matter.
	Let's not be stupid.
	But putting that on the back of a shirt, it should at least show like, oh, are you triggered by that?
	Well, then think about how other people felt for the last five years.
	Right.
	It's like, oh, white people weren't dying.
	Yeah, they were.
	Asians weren't dying.
	Yeah, they were.
	Hispanics weren't dying.
	Yeah, they were.
	And just think of the difference in the reaction to something like, The Piss Christ.
	Or reactions to, you know, people, comedians who would go out there and it's a comedic witch hunt, you know, Donald Trump, he's Putin's cock holster from Colbert.
	Or you look at, hey look, we're sticking it to the men, what, by making fun of white heterosexual Christians.
	Oh boy, yeah, you're really treading some new ground there.
	But if a black person goes out and says, hey, white lives matter, well, hold on a second, this is a risk.
	I thought art was about taking risks.
	I thought art was about holding up a mirror.
	Which is what he's doing.
	It's society.
	It's not acceptable.
	They don't want edgy.
	They want parroting of the propaganda talking points.
	That, to me, is what's most important to see here.
	We always hear about how these artists, I want to be free to be an artist.
	We just had Billy Eichner say, F you, F your Bible, I don't want you to go see my movie if you're a heterosexual, if you're a conservative Trump voter.
	Kanye West, hey, look, obviously it's elicited a reaction, a response from you guys.
	What happened to art being edgy?
	What happened to art being risky?
	And honestly, I cannot remember, I genuinely, and you guys can look, I can't remember white pundits, white reporters, White anyone in the public sphere.
	Brutally attacking.
	I mean, just incessantly attacking any kind of a public figure who is black.
	They always tread very carefully, with the exception being that they are a conservative.
	Once that happens, you're treated just like a white guy and it's open season.
	Yeah, they're doing it right now with, I mean, first person that comes to mind is Herschel Walker.
	Whether he deserves it or not, different story, but he's a conservative, very outspoken.
	He's decided to do that.
	They did it with Larry Elder in California, the first, you know, white... Larry Elder's probably a better example.
	Yeah, it's a better example.
	Herschel Walker, I'm not agreeing with.
	I'm just saying, you're making the point that they wouldn't do that for a Democrat.
	They're not doing it for Stacey Abrams with all the stupid stuff that she's doing, right?
	They're doing it to Herschel Walker because he's a conservative.
	You think Joe Biden would repeatedly use the N-word in front of Jean-Pierre like he did Clarence Thomas?
	No.
	Not saying he called him the N-word, but he used it.
	Yeah, he used it pretty grossly in front of him.
	That's a really awful clip.
	He used it when he didn't have to use it.
	That's exactly it.
	And I don't believe that the N-word is one of those things that's completely off limits if it's said in context.
	For example, of course, I'm a big fan of Kanye.
	You don't think that I've said it when singing along by myself in my car to college dropout?
	That's an appreciation for his art.
	I wouldn't walk up and say it to a black person.
	Joe Biden did!
	If you didn't see that, he did it with Clarence Thomas right there in front of his face!
	Extraordinarily liberally.
	Right.
	Yeah.
	Yes.
	Yes, it was really, it just flowed off the tip of his tongue.
	It's uncomfortable, man.
	Yeah, yeah.
	That was one of those clips where it just really bothers me that anybody would be like, this guy is the voice for the black people.
	Ben Carson.
	Herman Cain.
	Condoleezza Rice.
	Anybody who happens to disagree and is black.
	Yeah.
	Condoleezza Rice got dragged over this.
	Oh yeah.
	Oh man.
	She really did.
	And by the way, just before we leave, this isn't just an issue with black Americans.
	The pandering, and this is the thing, I think it's particularly an issue with black Americans because think about it, you hear them all the time say, keep it real.
	You hear that in hip-hop all the time and white people for the longest time say, I don't know what that means, keep it real.
	There is a value of authenticity in the black community.
	That's why you're able to actually have conversations with them that don't necessarily just turn into a screeching match unlike white liberals.
	Keep it real.
	They value authenticity.
	They can sense when something is completely inauthentic, like those clips that we just showed you.
	And I would say, to maybe a lesser extent, but I still certainly would say Hispanics obviously value authenticity, and their support for Democrats has been cut in half in the past decade.
	This is according to an NBC Telemundo poll.
	54% of Latino voters surveyed said they prefer Democrats to be in charge of Congress, compared with 33% who would prefer Republicans.
	That gap, it's only 21 points now, was a 42 point difference in October 2012.
	And there are some municipalities we've covered in Texas, in Arizona, where a majority of Hispanics support Republicans.
	What do you think is going to happen if they continue using the term Latinx?
	It's not going to get any better.
	As a matter of fact, the only Democrat group, Stronghold, that has increased, the only one that has consistently increased, take a guess.
	Hey, before you, if you're watching, I'm going to pause, and if you're not watching live, pause it.
	Okay?
	I want you to comment below.
	Which group do you think?
	Both sex and race.
	You want a drumroll?
	Yeah, give me a drumroll.
	Give me that.
	That was fast.
	White suburban bitches.
	Exclusively.
	Saw that one coming.
	Not all of you watching, because I can seem like I'm white lady in the suburbs.
	I'm obviously not talking about you, but that's the problem.
	If you take it personally, it's statistical reality.
	Go ahead.
	Go ahead and clean house yourselves.
	White suburban women, you need to speak up more because your neighbors suck.
	I was going to say, Hispanics, I'm not surprised by that because everybody, my sister's married to a guy who's from, his family's from Mexico, they still live down on the border near Zapata, right?
	They talk about this, other people talk about this, they're the ones that don't like the immigration policy.
	Like, don't have open borders like this, this is crazy, this is leading to people dying left and right and coyotes.
	Killing people, leaving them in trucks to die in the heat if the police- like, this is leading to really bad things.
	I don't know how a coyote- I don't know how a coyote's got a driver's license.
	That's weird.
	Who knew, right?
	No, but they hate that, and so Dems are pushing the wrong policies across the board for these groups, thinking that they can pander enough to these groups and win them over.
	They aren't even pandering in the right way.
	No.
	Well, because they have to pander to too many different groups.
	You know who doesn't really like abortion up until and including birth period?
	Catholic Hispanics.
	Yeah.
	You know who doesn't like trans male-to-female athletes competing in women's sports?
	EVERYONE!
	No, not white suburban bitches.
	That Gary Oldman quote is almost always appropriate, but not in this instance.
	Black women, you know what?
	More black women compete in sports, and certainly compete in sports at the highest level, until they understand the difference.
	They're not for it.
	Black women, no group of men are for it.
	Black women weren't for it.
	I've never seen the numbers on Hispanic women.
	I'm sure they probably weren't for trans male athletes competing in women's sports.
	Women, white women, the vast majority of whom do not compete in sports at a high level, said, no, you have to do it to be nice.
	And they have, unfortunately, a disproportionately large amount of power that they wield at school boards, they wield administratively, same thing that you have in churches, and it's not representative of women of all other races.
	And the disconnect that is taking place between the Democratic Party and what they claim to have been their core voting base has changed.
	And so now the only people to whom they can pander are white, suburban women.
	Those are the only people who are buying the woke bullshit.
	Those are the only people who are watching steaming piles of dog crap like Hocus Pocus 2 and three more.
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