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AOC: "BROWN WOMEN CAN'T BE PRESIDENT" + GUEST MARCO RUBIO | Louder with Crowder

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	I thought you could talk to me.
	I thought you could talk to me.
	Things won't be the same.
	It's parody week!
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	Has your husband ever made a stock purchase or sale based on a purchase of yours?
	No.
	Absolutely not.
	Okay.
	Thank you.
	She's nuts, she yells and crows.
	All booze and hard benzos.
	She's blitzed, drunk, baked in stone.
	But somehow she still believes that none of us will notice.
	Sunday morning.
	She'll blow a .18 and nothing's gonna happen, yeah.
	Who threatens chemical, use of chemical weapons.
	She's so high, high velocity.
	She's so twitchy.
	She's so high, high velocity.
	me. Cause she's so hot.
	Oh, wide Hi Pelosi.
	First class should fly for free.
	She's high society.
	She's got the best of everything.
	So they know that we can't but it's the F. From tax payers just like me.
	Unwilling supporters.
	It's just, I have tried to be gracious.
	It's just I have tried to be gracious.
	China is one of the freest societies.
	Without the talent, look at them titties.
	She's so fine.
	What?
	I'm not a pussy.
	I I
	I like older women.
	With large, slightly floppy breasts.
	Yeah, me too.
	She comes to speak to me Slurring words on the TV Cause what she said sounds so retarded.
	Cause somehow she's all ready.
	At least 14 drinks.
	I know where she belongs.
	The Betty Ford Clinic.
	Yeah.
	Cause she's so hot, hot Pelosi She's so twitchy
	Cause she's so hot, like Janis Joplin Without the talent, look at them titties
	Cause she's so hot, hot Pelosi Pelosi
	Pelosi You're a stranger in my heart, I know, I know
	You're a stranger in my heart, I know, I know I'm gonna speak
	You're a stranger in my heart, I know, I know Lovely. Uh...
	That's a great intro for Senator Marco Rubio.
	He's going to be on the show today.
	Yeah.
	Who knows which direction that's... You know, I mostly like the guy.
	Mostly.
	I like what he did with the cigar, the cigar bill, cigar, whatever it is.
	Researchers, get that.
	I should know that, the cigar bill.
	I think that was Clinton.
	Yes.
	That's called the sexual harassment bill.
	Yes.
	Well, the walking- What? And murdered a guy.
	Haha.
	Uhm... okay.
	It's Thursday.
	It's been a long week.
	You know, this is a pet peeve of mine.
	You can comment below.
	When people say, oh, someone who suffers from insomnia, when people say, oh, I didn't sleep last night.
	No, what you mean is you didn't sleep well.
	You didn't sleep a lot.
	I never went to sleep.
	At all?
	Not at all.
	No.
	Wow.
	It's kind of fun.
	This ought to be a good show.
	So you'll feel free to admonish me.
	And by the way, this has been Parody Week.
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	You have to subscribe, though, I think, to download them.
	So, all right, we have a lot to talk about today.
	AOC's a lying sociopath.
	Obviously, there was a tragic shooting in Memphis.
	The good news is the man is in custody.
	We'll talk about that.
	And we also have a segment that we introduced a while ago, but we sort of had to sit on it, the Make My Professor Famous segment.
	And you can send your hidden camera or audio recording of what's going on in your... it actually doesn't... it should be University, actually, I guess.
	It happens everywhere, but University, it's at teachertips at louderwithcreditor.com.
	You can send them in.
	We have a professor from, I believe it's University of North...
	UNT?
	Is it UNT?
	Yeah.
	They all sort of bleed together.
	They do.
	As communist crap holes.
	So we have that today.
	A man teaching students pro-censorship views, pro-LGBTQ2SAIP number two, and also checking your whiteness.
	The guy's a racist, put it that way.
	The guy's a racist communist and, you know, if you think that that's a mislabeling, come at me bro.
	All right.
	Gerald A., how are you, sir?
	Better than you, and I have kids that still don't sleep through the night.
	I got more sleep than you even with that.
	Really?
	They don't sleep through the night at all?
	Well, we have the one, the little one.
	Yeah, the little one.
	Four-month-old.
	That crossover when they sleep a full night.
	Oh, you think, first off, it's like, did something, did they die?
	Right.
	You're like, oh, thank God I was this close to shaking them.
	And then you're like, no, they're fine.
	They actually just slept through the night.
	Speaking of shake weights, the fastest man on his feet, the quickest wit in the West, I am on tour with him this fall.
	Fall?
	Spring?
	Fall.
	I keep meaning to say spring, because we're doing a spring tour, but we haven't announced it yet.
	You can go to loudmouthcredit.com slash tour.
	Phoenix, a few seats just opened up.
	We opened some, yeah.
	Like about a hundred seats, just so you know.
	But Houston, September 17th at the Smart Financial Center.
	Dave Landau, how are you?
	Ahoy, good.
	I slept fine.
	The dreams were still there.
	Yeah.
	Pelosi dreams?
	The terrors.
	The voice in the panoramic lens?
	The pancake dreams were still there.
	She's like the Starbucks siren.
	No, she is not.
	No.
	Come on.
	Ugh, she's the worst.
	I don't think she's a bad-looking older lady.
	No, no, not for that.
	What?
	No, I mean, she's an... She's a spider monkey!
	She's an old high prostitute.
	An old French whore.
	Yeah, like a flight attendant on Pan Am.
	Or she'd be a good stand-in for Hocus Pocus, too.
	So here's something else that is going on before we get to our segment on Make My Professor Famous.
	Teachers across the country suck.
	You know that.
	But they're looking now to their students.
	This is something that was different.
	The dynamic has changed.
	Remember how kids used to look to parents for approval?
	Or to tell them right from wrong?
	No, it's better to have them as friends.
	Yeah, well now it's better to have the parents and the teachers asking students to validate their existences.
	Sure.
	If you are a visibly out teacher, you need to keep doing what you're doing because it matters and it is making a difference because on the last day of school I had a student come up to me and say, Miss B, when I grow up I want to be a lesbian like you because you are awesome.
	Aww.
	How'd she know?
	And you know what?
	That felt So good.
	It's so important for students to see representation and to see like, hey, if she's doing okay, I know I'll be okay.
	No, you won't.
	That's the safe space.
	That is what we should all be working for.
	Well, the safe space is her uterus.
	When I grow up, I want a scissor on a couch.
	Yes, exactly.
	Hey, I don't know... Why is that a goal?
	I've never once told a child with whom or how I have sex.
	Have you?
	Comment below.
	And you know what?
	Hit the like button if you think that you probably shouldn't be telling small children about your sexual act.
	No one cares that you're a lesbian.
	No one cares that you shop at Eddie Bauer.
	I'm a little upset because she's cute.
	We kind of lost one to the other team.
	Whatever!
	That's your...
	I didn't know she was a lesbian.
	I didn't know when I first saw her.
	No, I didn't know.
	I think she's cute.
	Yes.
	And then you understand what she does, and I don't mean her muff diving.
	I mean what she does with children, and it makes her repulsive.
	But she should have corrected the child.
	She's like, I'm not awesome because I'm a lesbian.
	I'm awesome and happen to be a lesbian.
	Right.
	Don't causality the whole thing.
	It's like, come on.
	Right.
	I'm not a lesbian because I'm awesome.
	I'm a lesbian because my dad never hugged me enough.
	Maybe.
	Yeah, that should be part of the curriculum.
	That should be part of the question and answer session.
	I mean, look, this is one of those things where now they're trying to say it's a conspiracy theory.
	That is grooming, just so you know.
	You don't have to be a pedophile.
	You don't have to desire sexually assaulting children, just to be clear.
	Sexualizing children by introducing them to sexual topics is the equivalent to grooming.
	What does that mean?
	It means that you are now opening their mind To the possibility of sexual interactions.
	That's not healthy.
	It's not a good thing.
	It's also, by the way, while we're talking about lesbian, my parents gave me the sex talk really young.
	I've talked about this.
	They told me where babies came from because they didn't want me to believe the stork business.
	Oh.
	But, I knew what it was, so I understood where babies came from.
	Yeah.
	They didn't talk about rose petals.
	They didn't talk about hammocks.
	They just told me this is how babies are made.
	Now, when you're a lesbian, of course, that's not how babies are made.
	And, you need to do some explaining.
	Why are you announcing it?
	I don't, and here's what they'll say, you can't have it both ways.
	Well, that's because you don't have to.
	I do.
	Why don't I have to?
	Because I'm heteronormative?
	Oh, now we're stigmatizing you!
	Just shut up!
	Can we do that?
	How about teaching and making sure test scores go up first?
	I don't know what just happened.
	Let's start with a pregnancy test.
	You having your tubes tied so you don't have to worry about it?
	It's odd.
	How'd she know?
	The kid said I was awesome.
	That's like Donald Trump as a teacher.
	The kid said it was awesome!
	Not because I scissor.
	Not because I scissor, folks.
	Though I do scissor.
	I do the best scissor.
	I've been told.
	I want to nail hot broads like you, Donald.
	Yeah, it is pretty awesome, kid.
	A+.
	The kid has an Art of the Deal 2 crayon.
	I like your style.
	Closing the deal, it's a picture of Trump at a bar.
	Listen, listen, you kids better learn now.
	The best part of falling down when the art of the comeback is you get to screw everyone on your way back up.
	Nail them against the wall.
	Crucify them.
	Crucify with great crucifier.
	Shove wood chips up their thumbs.
	You're too young for this.
	But I digress.
	Oh, sorry.
	I'm actually hearing right now.
	We do have breaking news.
	now.
	the Queen of England is still alive.
	I should know.
	She's on her money.
	I didn't know that, though.
	Your former country's money.
	That's shocking.
	Has she looked that old?
	I always remember her as an old, white-haired, old... Yeah.
	No, she came out 90, like Freddy Krueger.
	Yeah, she is like that, right?
	And look, of course no one wishes her any ill will.
	No.
	From what I understand, she seems... Except the Grim Reaper.
	Right.
	That's just his job.
	Yeah, he's been hovering over her.
	It's just business.
	Why are you rushing?
	Well, they always are.
	Let's play chess.
	This is my job, and if I do not fulfill it, then my children will not be able to eat.
	You have to be eliminated.
	Just- Just grab the siphon, Kenny.
	Why do you have to- What are you doing?
	Action movie closing lines?
	You could be Brad Pitt, you know.
	We tried that.
	Hey!
	Micho Black.
	Yeah!
	I have to kill you.
	Alright.
	Now, uh... That would excite her.
	Just in the casket with a rose.
	What's in the box?
	Oh, God!
	It's a queen.
	It's a queen.
	Oh, oh, God!
	Queen!
	So here's the thing, though.
	I actually do have some respect for this queen.
	I obviously am not a big fan of the monarchy.
	We kind of fought them off.
	That's a good part of our history, I would argue.
	But here is something that does bother me.
	It's not the queen.
	It's not the royal family.
	I get that they don't really have a choice.
	When people say we're more polarized than ever, and granted people will say the show contributes to it, sure.
	I see it as a counterbalance.
	I'm pretty honest about my biases.
	I just, I let you know, I make all references available at loudmouthcutter.com.
	I don't claim to be an objective journalist because nobody is.
	The reason we have to respond is because shows, networks that present themselves as objective journalism, politicize everything in a subversive way.
	See if you can catch it here on CNN this morning.
	I was in the shower.
	I was in the shower and I choked when I heard this.
	unrelated.
	She has, in terms of shaking hands, counseled as well 15 prime ministers.
	Her very first prime minister was Winston Churchill.
	So her whole public life was built, started in the shadow of the kind of war that we're
	seeing a little bit of right now.
	The assault on the rule of law, democracy, human rights, having to stand up for, what
	can you say?
	For the right stuff.
	And that's how she was shaped.
	And that's how she has continued to live her life and to reign as Queen with a sense of duty despite everything else.
	For the right to wear silly hats!
	To wear Tim Burton costumes all around town.
	To have the same personal wardrobe stylist as Helena Bonham Carter.
	Now...
	Did you hear what they just did?
	They compared Churchill... I don't know if you know this.
	I don't know if you're history buffs.
	She was banged by Winston Churchill.
	No, Churchill fought off Hitler.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Right?
	World War II.
	She's having a very similar war now.
	Wait, hold on a second.
	I don't even know that I understand.
	They're so reaching for a political parallel.
	I don't even understand it.
	Do you mean that... Donald Trump is not in power.
	Okay.
	Do you mean to say that Hitler was raided by the SS equivalent of the FBI and sent out mean press releases?
	Do you mean to say that Churchill... I don't even understand.
	What is even remotely similar, right now, to World War II?
	And who's Hitler?
	Can you make sense of this?
	Can you guys comment below?
	I genuinely don't understand the point they were trying to make.
	Do you know what they're trying to say?
	No, but I also don't think she does because she's like, standing up for... How would you say it?
	I don't know.
	You're the reporter.
	Tell me how you would say it.
	Don't ask the audience.
	This is a poll.
	How does it affect her at all?
	She was very rich and still is.
	Nothing is bad for her.
	Yes.
	And she's been a figurehead most of her life and prime ministers have really done the work.
	The worst thing she's ever had is a headache.
	I hope she's okay.
	Yes.
	There's several hundred people tending to her now just like every other day.
	Yes.
	She gets anything she wants all the time on your money.
	Does anyone know what the comparison was?
	No, I really don't understand.
	It's just like Churchill fighting Hitler.
	By the way, do you know that Churchill was ousted very quickly afterward?
	Do you know why?
	Primarily because he opposed socialized healthcare.
	I guess the Queen's Hitler in this scenario?
	I guess.
	She's secretly murdering Jews.
	I just wanted everyone to know.
	Nobody believes me.
	And Prince Charles is the Jew in the attic eating porridge.
	Yes, they're here for me.
	Perhaps some soft cheeses.
	He has very soft teeth, Prince Charles.
	Yes, he does.
	He must have his food chewed and spit into his mouth like a baby bird.
	He's been waiting 70 years for his chance.
	Unfortunately, the Queen can't chew either, so they have a midwife who spits into his mouth.
	They have a gorgeous blending every Christmas.
	When people dressed as birds.
	God save the Queen.
	Yep.
	The finest turkeys and hams.
	God save the Queen, not CNN.
	Okay.
	Speaking of drama queens, let's move on to AOC here.
	This is obviously trending everywhere.
	I wish we didn't have to acknowledge her.
	Unfortunately, we do.
	So GQ released their October, this cover story on AOC.
	Yes, because AOC should be the cover story of Gentleman's Quarterly.
	Yes.
	Immediately lost subscribers.
	Yes.
	Alright.
	Did you see the cover?
	Yeah.
	I wonder why these magazines aren't doing well.
	The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition now includes transgender land whales, and AOC is going to teach you what kind of a tie to wear.
	I always like my hot girls with a penis.
	Yes.
	It's a genre.
	Thank you, Sports Illustrated.
	So they released their cover story on AOC and uh... it's it's it's it's a psychopath.
	Just to be clear.
	She is, I will say this, I believe that she is a narcissistic sociopath.
	Now, let me substantiate that.
	All references available at ladderwithcutter.com.
	Here's the introduction to the article as I would say an example.
	Almost four years after her improbable arrival in Washington, Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has become the political voice of a generation and a cultural star whose power transcends politics.
	Well, here's the thing.
	They say that, but I'll go on to, they say, she's the voice of a generation, but she says she can't become president.
	Ah.
	I don't know.
	Wouldn't the voice of a generation, you know, represent a generation?
	Not a district.
	Not in this case.
	Where the guy refused to show up for a debate and didn't really run.
	By the way, if that doesn't sum up the mood, maybe the photo shoot will do the trick.
	Nice set of hooters you got there.
	Did you see the cover where she's dressed like Wesley Snipes in New Jack City?
	It's just so creepy.
	You see the options they didn't pick?
	It's the demolition man haircut.
	I wanna just take Time Cop.
	We have all these Wesley and Van Damme choices for you, AOC.
	Pick freely.
	And your big goofy cartoon eyes.
	Bloodsport 2 is scratched out, says GQ.
	She looks like a...
	Look at that.
	That is Wesley Snipes.
	No, no, no.
	Look, look, look.
	She wants all women to understand that you are beautiful by airbrushing the crap out of her pictures.
	Well, I want a seven-button Steve Harvey suit.
	Yes!
	With Cedric the Entertainer.
	I hate her.
	So here's her discussing her presidential hopes in this article.
	And then we'll get to the reason why people like this are dangerous.
	You saw that with the Queen, right?
	is done. Her presidential hopes in this article. And then we'll get to the reason why people
	like this are dangerous. And it's not because you saw that with the Queen, right? Here's
	the through line. Hey, even if you like the Queen, maybe the Queen isn't so bad.
	AOC is bad.
	Don't like her.
	But the media is going to use the Queen how they want to use the Queen.
	To compare Churchill, I guess, to Biden and Trump to Hitler?
	Not exactly sure.
	They decide to use it as a jumping off point.
	The same thing with AOC.
	GQ is going to use her to say she's a voice of a generation.
	The media will use these people because they are not in the business of actually reporting On what matters or what you care about.
	They want to engineer what you care about, what you think.
	If there's nothing else that you glean from the show, aside from entertainment, it... I hope that it's how...
	To think.
	How to question.
	How to reason.
	Don't just take these opinions.
	Don't take it as carte blanche.
	Just go off and say, well this is what they said.
	Check the references.
	You can be as educated as you want.
	You can have a cursory view.
	We covered on this.
	Or you can go and do a deep dive in every single reference.
	The media will use these people as they see fit.
	Chew them up and spit them out.
	As you see with David Hogg.
	As you see with Greta Thunberg.
	If AOC doesn't win another election, guess what?
	They won't care about her anymore.
	They'll find someone else to try and tell you that you like them.
	So here's what AOC said about her presidential Good.
	Okay, good.
	Sometimes little girls say, oh, I want you to be president or things like that
	It's very difficult for me to talk about because it provokes a lot of inner conflict and that I never want to tell
	little girl What she can't do I don't want to tell young people what is
	not possible. I've never been in the business of doing that Okay, good. That's it. Yeah, but at the same time
	I hold two contradictory things in mind at the same time One is just the relentless belief that anything is possible.
	But at the same time, this is like three times.
	I know.
	My experience here has given me a front row seat to how deeply and unconsciously, as well as consciously, so many people in this country hate women.
	What?
	They hate women of color.
	Oh boy.
	Pete, you're like a taupe.
	People ask me questions about the future and realistically, I can't even tell you if I'm going to be alive in September.
	I can't even tell you if I'm going to be alive because, quote, this country hates women.
	No, just you.
	And you just happen to be a woman.
	However, I'll be in the September issue of Gentleman's Quarterly.
	Yes.
	Where I'm very much alive.
	Yes, maybe.
	And I'm going to be in Playboy in a wetsuit.
	Yes.
	Because there's no nudity in that anymore.
	There's no nudity anymore, you sick puppies.
	By the way, just to note, maybe a reason that she may not run for president, it's not because all of you hate women.
	It's because she's actually sponsored I'm trying to, let me do, I want to make sure I get the numbers.
	Don't forget the... Yeah, carry the one.
	Zero successful bills.
	I know what you're thinking.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Some?
	None.
	I know what you're thinking.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	One?
	No.
	So you have to be a successful politician to be president?
	You would think so!
	No, no, no.
	Oh, you don't?
	Barack Obama voted president like some very... No, no, but Barack Obama did actually have some bills.
	He did have some.
	The standard has lowered.
	It has.
	Here's the problem.
	Hold on a second.
	Everyone, reset your brain.
	You're thinking some.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	What I'm saying is none.
	Hold out your hands, Jared.
	Yes!
	In a cup formation.
	Don't spoil your dinner!
	You see what's in your hand?
	That's what she has.
	Yes!
	That's what she has contributed to society.
	Okay, here's what I want you to do.
	If you think that she might not be president because everyone hates women...
	Do nothing.
	If you think it's because she's sponsored zero successful bills, hit the like button.
	That helps with the algorithm.
	Let AOC know because she does watch this show.
	She's responded.
	Not even just a tweet, she's responded to things that are buried in the show.
	Hit the like button so she can see how much you love her.
	And here's one thing I do want to say.
	I wish women could see yourselves the way men see you.
	Men don't hate women.
	We love women.
	Of course men, almost as much as that lesbian teacher.
	We love women.
	We desperately want women to be women.
	Femininity is dying and it's because of people like AOC.
	And you're more miserable than ever.
	Men don't hate you.
	For example, if you look at the women's magazines.
	I was just talking with someone about this the other day.
	You think we're all supposed to look like that?
	That's cosmopolitan.
	No man expects you to look like that.
	One decade, the most beautiful woman in this country was Marilyn Monroe.
	Big girl.
	Next decade, Audrey Hepburn.
	Petite girl.
	We find both of them attractive.
	Okay?
	We have a very wide spectrum.
	We just ask that you're a woman.
	And you know what is a good quality?
	Being nice.
	AOC's not nice.
	Are you saying that women need to be nice?
	No, you don't have to be anything.
	Only if you want a man.
	If you want men to like you, being nice is a quality that we really value.
	AOC, Nancy Pelosi, they're not nice people.
	And I do mean kindness, warmth.
	I just wish that women understood how much men love them and want them to be the woman they were designed to be.
	It doesn't come from a place of hate, and if we can't stand AOC, it has nothing to do with the fact that she's a woman.
	I love bitches.
	Yes.
	I'm more of a hoes man myself.
	So she did try to introduce bills.
	There's a total of 21 bills that the center defined as substantive.
	This comes from the New York Post.
	Well, baseball is toxic, so 21 strikes is fine.
	Her legislation received no action in committees, no floor votes, and none ever became law.
	Snaggle-toothed, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, sweetheart.
	No, it does get a little bit better.
	She does think that a lot of the bills that ended up making it and passing and legislation that has passed that is included, her language has been taken and no credit has been given to her.
	I'm not even kidding.
	The Green New Deal, she thinks Biden right now is basically saying, this is the Green New Deal language.
	And I wrote that is what she says in the article.
	I love hearing it come from his mouth, but the only way it happens is because he's a man and he's president saying it.
	And if I get up there and say it, nobody's going to listen.
	Because I'm a woman.
	Not because it's a bad idea.
	Maybe because you lie about everything.
	Did they add the word like to the bill 4,000 times?
	Yes.
	That'd be a short schoolhouse rock.
	It was only 14, 15 pages.
	I'm just a bill, now I'm stuck in committee.
	You didn't make it to committee.
	So I go to the Senate.
	And you didn't get to the Senate.
	Oh shit!
	I'm not allowed in.
	My bills are awful!
	I can't pay them either.
	I was written by AOC so I sit here and wait.
	While all the pedophiles continue to groom and debate.
	I was written with colored pencils.
	Oh, I'm waiting for a lesbian teacher.
	Oh, I hope and pray that she will... The bill is gay, don't say it.
	By the way, she has done her part.
	At least five high-profile magazine covers.
	I'm working on wood.
	Not one she's wearing the American Hustle glasses.
	In a wood shop?
	Why?
	Now, let me explain to you why AOC will never be president.
	Again, it has nothing to do with the fact that she's a woman.
	There are lots of women.
	Yeah.
	Very strong.
	who've been successful.
	Thatcher is one of them, as an example.
	Unfortunately, Gretchen Whitmer is governor there in Michigan.
	New prime minister of England is a woman.
	Now...
	Is that true?
	Yes.
	Oh, they're going down.
	Just happened.
	The reason why is because A...
	I need to check myself.
	AOC is a sociopath, and I don't want to diagnose her, so this isn't a formal diagnosis, like
	the lady at Yale who diagnosed Donald Trump and then lost her spot.
	Uh, I think she's a sociopathic, narcissistic liar.
	Let me give you some examples.
	On June 24th, 2019, remember she staged that photo shoot at the migrant camp.
	By the way, in case you know, she was just looking at, uh, she was looking at some cruisers.
	A parking lot.
	Is that where she was?
	Yeah, she was in front of an empty lot.
	An empty road.
	Uh, then of course she also said, this is just the greatest hits, January 12th, AOC said that she almost died at the Capitol riot.
	Almost died.
	You know what else everybody likes, parfait!
	Sorry, this is the one.
	I had a pretty traumatizing event happen to me.
	And I do not know... Anything?
	If I can even disclose the full details of that event.
	Why not?
	Due to security concerns.
	Oh, come on!
	But I can tell you that I had a very close encounter where I thought I was going to die.
	Blocks away.
	And you have all of those thoughts.
	This is like watching The Office, the way it's being delivered.
	Where, at the end of your life, and all of these thoughts come rushing to you.
	The first time.
	And that's what happened to a lot of us on Wednesday.
	And I thought I, I did not think, I did not know if I was going to make it to the end of that day alive.
	No, it's, I don't think, therefore I am AOC.
	We now know the story!
	I was several buildings away, but you know, I wasn't sure if I was gonna make it.
	And I was confused because I had thoughts rushing in, and I said, what are those?
	My whole life flashed before my eyes.
	I was just making a cosmopolitan.
	Do you remember what she said?
	Somebody tried to break into her office, and it was a police officer trying to get her out of the building?
	Trying to tell her to shut up.
	Who are you?
	Stop live streaming!
	That was her in Timecop.
	So look, look, if you're not getting the picture yet, that's another one.
	And by the way, this is also very telling.
	The reason that that's so distorted is because of the fact that you can't really find the original clip.
	And on Instagram it's distorted.
	The comments are suspended.
	It's one of those things that doesn't autoplay.
	It is very, very difficult to find.
	So they don't delete it.
	But they do everything they can to make it unsearchable, and of course they have their buddies in Big Tech.
	By the way, we're going to get some more news on that, as far as Big Tech.
	We just saw that just happen.
	A judge said you have to release all this misinformation.
	Here we continue.
	December 31st, 2021, after she was criticized for vacationing in Florida, she claimed that Republ- just like we all hate women, the only reason she was criticized there is because Republicans just want to date her.
	Oh.
	If Republicans are, um, mad they can't date me, they can just say that instead of projecting their sexual frustrations onto my boyfriend's feet.
	So we know she has a foot fetish.
	Ya creepy weirdos.
	And here's the thing.
	I know people always mock like, oh yeah, straight white male, you really had it hard.
	You've been in charge.
	Hold on a second.
	As a straight white male, we can never use a card like that.
	Yeah, none.
	Hey, you suck at your job.
	Woah, is that just because you want to take me out for dinner?
	What the hell are you talking about, Steven?
	Women get to say that!
	This is what happens.
	Then they say people hate women because people do attack her based on her using gender as a shield.
	Women, don't be fooled by it!
	You need to start calling these people to the mat because if we say anything, And I get it.
	Men.
	We have a lot of women who work here, by the way, and there are actually more of it.
	One of the women who works here, you know, one of the women who works back there, I don't want to out her, she doesn't think women should have the right to vote.
	What?
	Let's see if we can bring her on the show and never talk about it.
	She said it the other night.
	I was shocked.
	And I said, why do you think a lot of women didn't want to vote?
	And I was going to answer because of bucket duty, like we talked about, because of the draft.
	And her answer was, she said, because they're crazy emotional and irrational.
	And I said, no.
	I didn't say that.
	I was very surprised.
	Well it's a good... well not a good... I don't want to say it. It was Haley! Oh my. I thought you said you were going
	to ask if you could out her! Oh no! No, she has name. I was very surprised. She made a very compelling case. But women,
	we can't call them to the mat.
	We can't call them, because then they say, oh, is it because I'm a woman?
	No, no, no, no.
	It's because you're a liar.
	Oh, is it because you want to date me?
	Not on my deathbed.
	Not on my queen bed.
	I would never want to date you.
	Okay?
	It has nothing to do with that.
	What do you think, this is kindergarten?
	Yeah, plus I'm totally into her boyfriend's feet.
	Yes!
	I don't want anything with her.
	I don't want to, I don't want to lay at your boyfriend's feet, I want to lay on your boyfriend's feet.
	I want to use them any way I want.
	If that makes us a creepy weirdo, your quote, then, well, guilty.
	Isn't he a straight white...
	Gay?
	Well, she said that might be a problem, too.
	Oh.
	She said it might be a problem.
	It might not be the right fit, because he's a straight, white male.
	Oh, I see.
	Well, go find yourself a trans El Salvadorian gang member.
	See how it works out.
	There you go.
	July 19th, 2020.
	Walked down to the Bronx.
	July 19, 2022.
	AOC, of course, this is another one.
	So what do we have?
	We have, I was attacked at the Capitol.
	Well, that was completely untrue.
	We have, it's because you hate women.
	That was completely, of course, that's a complete red herring.
	We have, oh, it's because you want to date me.
	We have the migrant camp into an empty lot.
	Are you starting to see the lack of accountability from the media?
	The more recent one was where she pretended to be Do you have any idea how elaborate these lies are?
	Pretended to be handcuffed!
	For half a city block!
	At the Roe v. Wade protest!
	Believe your lying eyes!
	Don't move it!
	It's Bodini.
	Hand behind her back.
	Please nobody hit her in the oak plank.
	Liar!
	Oh, well, and then she puts her hand up.
	Hmm.
	But it's just how I'm walking.
	Yeah, but it's just how I'm walking.
	Yes, every one of the squad that was arrested decided to walk that way, because that's how people normally walk.
	Right.
	And weren't arrested.
	Think about that!
	You know, no, I will say this.
	It is because you're a woman in politics, and people are afraid to question you because you constantly say that they're a sexist, just like people are often afraid to, for example, get into crime statistics, enter gang-related violence in urban areas in this country because they'll be accused of being a racist.
	So it is because you are a woman that you get that special treatment.
	That would turn any man into a mockery, and they would never win re-election.
	Absolutely, as it should.
	And we discussed this the other day, where the media basically will just feed off of itself, because this story is now true, right?
	So, she's being painted as this hero of the progressive movement, a voice of a generation, by a magazine.
	And so now, CNN and every other news agency out there, other than maybe Fox, is going to pick that up and run with it.
	The voice of this new generation, that's going to be the thing that kind of echoes around But you fall for every lie along the way.
	Every lie of tax the rich dress that she wore at a gala that was like, what, $20,000 for a ticket to go to it, right?
	And as she's driving her Tesla, as she's telling us stories about all these, you know, I was raped.
	I have no idea if she was.
	That is horrific.
	But it seemed opportunistic when she told the story, right?
	We fall for all these things from politicians, and then we elevate her beyond that's another example look people are going to get
	mad they're going to say you're attacking the victim no if AOC was raped that's terrible i
	will tell you this i want a man any man so if a man raped AOC i want him buried beneath the
	railroad tracks now the way to help women and not be opportunistic is to come forward when that
	happens and to have that man charged and convicted yes
	My issue is with women who don't and who go out and then claim something and say, but because it's my truth, I don't want to go to the authorities.
	Look, this is a perfect example.
	It's uncomfortable.
	I understand that it's uncomfortable.
	I don't understand what it's like to be raped, just to be clear.
	But it is the right thing to do.
	You were wrong.
	You were absolutely wrong.
	The right thing to do, if you care about women, to prevent that... That rapist is still out there, AOC!
	It's that simple!
	He's still out there, and he could be out there in the municipality where you want to disarm women and you want to prevent them from owning guns.
	That's evil!
	All that is required for evil to flourish is for people to act selfishly.
	That's what happens now, but then...
	Instead of self-reflection, they get to simply say, Oh no, I've done no wrong.
	You're just saying that because I'm a woman.
	No, I'm not saying you should have reported the rapist and have him convicted because you're a woman.
	I'm saying that that's the right thing to do because I have a daughter.
	Right.
	And by the way, it was the guy she was dating at the time.
	Has she said who it is?
	She said it was a guy that she was dating at the time that they just hadn't gone that far.
	And if she didn't want to go that far, that is still rave.
	It doesn't matter if they were dating.
	No, absolutely.
	I need to find him and fake handcuff him.
	The problem that I have though with it is the timing.
	Right?
	I hope he gets fake sodomized.
	Oh no!
	The old phantom sodomy trick!
	Because she said it!
	I'm gonna get out behind these bars!
	Sorry, Charles, you were probably making a good point.
	It goes to the whole story, like, I don't know that I can believe her on anything because of all of the fake things that she's done.
	She said it in regards to Roe v. Wade when the decision came out.
	Not when the paper was leaked, when we all knew the decision was coming, not to put pressure on the justices to maybe change their minds.
	She said it when it came out and said, the reason I thought about this is because I needed to tell this story now because I thought at the time at least I have the option to get an abortion.
	That's how she tied it together.
	And if she had just, if that's the only story I ever heard from AOC, I'd be like, okay, I understand.
	But because I know she has lied several times, because I know she's an opportunist, because I know she has staged photo ops, I can't trust anything she says.
	Yeah.
	Can I, uh, am I allowed to speculate on my own show?
	Am I allowed to do that?
	You know, just like I speculated about the queen.
	She's like, it's like Hitler and Churchill or something.
	Let me speculate.
	I think she's lying.
	I think, I think she's lying about the rape.
	I think she's lying about the pregnancy test.
	Why?
	Because the only examples that I have of her making claims where there is video evidence, she's always lied.
	Whether it's looking into a migrant camp, she didn't.
	Whether it's being handcuffed and arrested, that never happened.
	So, I tend to believe, based on her pattern of behavior, that she's lying about... If I had to bet my life, gun to my head, I don't know, I would bet she's lied about that.
	Why?
	Because it's a convenient lie where there can never be any verification or accountability.
	I took a pregnancy test in a public stall I get whatever you say.
	I don't say whatever you say.
	I say whatever you say is likely a lie.
	Guys, I have the pregnancy test right here.
	It's the hook pregnancy test.
	David, you should stop peeing on those, okay?
	It doesn't work.
	Well, it's all over my hands.
	It just shows if you have cancer, right?
	Yeah, by the way, you might have prostate cancer.
	That should not be a blue line.
	Or your royalty.
	Certainly not a rainbow.
	Well, it's either blue or red depending on the day.
	Yes.
	That nuclear warning symbol there?
	That's not standard.
	The only time I see yellow is when I stare at the sun.
	Oh, so you're gonna see the eclipse.
	Alright, we have to do the midterms thing tomorrow.
	What, are you saying we have Rubio already?
	Uh, no, I was gonna say we have Rubio in just a few minutes, but in the paywall... Is he still coming on?
	Wow.
	They just sent me a video that AOC made in college to Best Day of My Life.
	Is this the dancing?
	Yeah.
	On the roof?
	Yeah, where she's dancing on the roof?
	Yeah.
	So sexy.
	I mean, what?
	I mean, okay, let's show it.
	Because she's a woman.
	Yeah, it's gross and wrong.
	Good thing I'm sitting.
	Are you gonna play it?
	That was my cue.
	Is there audio?
	Wait, what is that jersey?
	That's nothing.
	It says Boston, but it's red and white like a Red Wings.
	Oh yeah, now I remember why she's famous.
	I had a dream so big and loud, I jumped so high I touched the clouds.
	Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
	I guess he just pushes her off and takes her place.
	I'm friends with everybody.
	I hate you.
	Stop being on camera.
	Stop doing white man overbite, too.
	What year is this?
	Why are they dressed like... I don't know.
	It was a very bad year.
	Is this getting any better?
	Can we shut this off?
	It must be nice to live in a world where nothing can be verified.
	Is it because I'm French Canadian?
	It was after that? Yeah.
	I bet you it's the guy with the red hair who did it.
	Yep.
	Again, while we're speculating, it must be nice to live in a world where nothing can be
	verified.
	Yeah.
	Wait, hold on, you're questioning?
	What, that's, was it because I'm Canadian?
	Is it because I'm French Canadian?
	It's because my first language is French?
	Well, we've been dealing with this for years.
	It's just so... Can we just get to the point where we all say, look, let's just question the ideas.
	Let's sit here and rationalize our own arguments.
	It's so tiring to have to deal with, because of a woman?
	Sure.
	Yeah.
	Don't ask me to believe everything you say.
	Let's go with that.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	No, it's not.
	It's not because you're a socialist and a five page bill that takes over a third, two thirds of the economy.
	It's because of tits.
	Sure.
	Now, let's move on to this.
	The Memphis shooting.
	Horrible tragedy that took place yesterday.
	It was a 19-year-old psychopath.
	And just to be clear, I want to make sure we change it.
	The clip that we have does not show any of the shooting, right?
	No.
	Okay, good, good, good.
	Because you never want to give this... I don't even want to... I don't want to give his name.
	Nope.
	Unfortunately, we do have to show the mugshot because it is relevant.
	So, 19-year-old psychopath.
	He's already been caught.
	He killed four.
	Injured three.
	Lasted from 1 a.m.
	to 9.30 p.m.
	Uh, I mean, you know, at least it's not as bad as Canada where it goes on for days.
	Well, that's true.
	With a rapier.
	Uh, here's a clip.
	This is the shooter?
	Yeah, he live-streamed it.
	Uh, okay.
	No faking. No faking. This is the shooter? Yeah, he live streamed it. This s*** real.
	Oh my mama, cat, how you think I'm playing, cat? I'm for sure this s*** real, my guy.
	Uh, okay. Now here's something else that I think is important. The gunman was taken, rightfully so,
	even though I hope that as we go through the legal process, if he's found guilty, he gets fried.
	But at this point in time, he was appropriately taken into custody alive.
	Girl, they got him!
	Ooh, girl, they got him!
	There he go, right there.
	There he go, girl, there he go.
	I got the best seat in the mother****** house, and you do too.
	Now, I say this because this is important here, is you've heard this all over the news, because they want to see, just like AOC wants to see everything through the lens of gender, sorry, sex, because gender isn't male, female, man, woman, I don't know the language anymore, wants you to see it through the fisheye lens of titties, they also want you to see the media, everything through the lens of race, meaning if someone is a shooter, Who is black?
	Okay, well then we immediately have to categorize it as, this is not racially motivated.
	Or, if a shooter is taken into custody by police officers, you've heard this many times, and they're black, well it's ignored.
	But they will recite statistics, or they will use anecdotal evidence to try and suggest that black men are always taken into custody, uh, well actually not taken into custody, I mean to say, that they're shot by police officers violently while white men are gently taken into custody.
	Right there we just, now, see if you can understand maybe why Sure, he killed people.
	He was surrendering to the police.
	Just like Dylann Roof.
	Piece of crap.
	I hope he gets lethal injection.
	But there's a difference.
	Between a shootout with police officers versus surrendering.
	It's not a race thing.
	It's a behavior thing in that specific moment in time.
	This gunman was taken into custody alive, but here's the media when that's not the case.
	Did he surrender?
	Yeah, he was there.
	He was non-violent with the police officers when they took him into custody.
	That's the key piece of information.
	The problem is the media never actually focuses on that, and you've seen this, just so you believe your lion eyes and your lion ears, here's the myth they've tried to perpetuate for a long time.
	But there's also a stark double standard in policing here, because when faced with the deadliest shooting of the year, and a suspect who is literally still holding a gun, used to allegedly kill 10 innocent people, well at that moment, police were at the highest possible legal threshold for firing a weapon.
	For using deadly force.
	And they didn't.
	By contrast, two months ago, Buffalo Police used deadly force on Dominic Thomas, shooting him when he had a mental health episode and was reportedly seen with a knife.
	Last year, Buffalo Police used deadly force- Alright, okay, look, this is enough.
	You get the point.
	By the way, did someone put a- someone put a flat iron on the top of that guy's head?
	So- It's two different police forces, too.
	It's not even comparable.
	Right.
	The constant through line is if you surrender non-violently- Yeah.
	Non-violently, in general, you're taken into custody.
	Peacefully.
	Not always, in general, regardless of race.
	Now, why, if you look at a blanket statistic, for example, we've talked about this in the past and people have tried to say that we were wrong.
	Black, armed black men are actually less likely to be shot by police officers than armed white men.
	Now, the statistic is skewed if you just say black men versus white men.
	Why?
	Because unarmed black men, that is true, are more likely to be shot.
	But for the same reason that in many of these examples of these men being brought into custody, The reason that unarmed black men are shot more often than unarmed white men, and it skews the statistics, is that nearly 40% of all assaults on police officers were by largely black men.
	Some black women.
	They make up only 13% of the population.
	And here's also an issue.
	We don't know how accurate that is because specifics of race and crime, they're now hard to find.
	2008, the Bureau of Justice stopped publishing data on interracial crime.
	I wonder why.
	So, just to be clear, you can massage these statistics how you want, and people do that, but armed black men are less likely to be shot than armed white men.
	Unarmed black men are more likely to be shot because they commit an exponentially higher rate of assault against officers.
	Not because they're black.
	We need to examine why that is the case, why that is happening, what we can do to address it, because what we've been doing has not worked.
	But the constant through line, let's try and distill it.
	I don't think that it's reductive.
	I think distilling something is, well, it seems as though if you're violent with the police, you're more likely to have a violent conclusion.
	Yeah.
	Well, that's what the police officers have said.
	It always comes down to behavior, right?
	Jacob Blake would probably fit into that statistic as an unarmed black man that was shot by cops, but he was also trying to get to a knife.
	Well, okay.
	It's very interesting that you brought that up.
	By the way, this kid already had a rap sheet a mile long at the age of 17.
	Two counts of attempted murder, reckless endangerment, possession of a firearm, all this, okay?
	References are available at ladderwithcrab.com.
	You mentioned Jacob Blake.
	Yeah.
	For those of you who don't remember, Jacob Blake was the man who was shot by police officers.
	And they tried to say a black man being shot by police officers because he's black.
	Now if you don't remember Jacob Blake, and this was on video, a woman called the police for help because Jacob Blake was kidnapping his own children.
	The woman who called already had a restraining order on Jacob Blake because he sexually assaulted her.
	She was the mother of those children.
	Jacob Blake not only resisted arrest, not only tried to reach for a knife as the police officers were at first non-violently trying to subdue him, but had found himself at this situation so many times before that he had a knife carve out in his floorboards.
	He put it under the mat.
	The point is, he had a safe place for his knife for the fuzz.
	He was used to it.
	Had a rap sheet a mile long as well.
	So that was Jacob Blake, in case you've forgotten.
	It also, by the way, contributed to more riots, just to be clear.
	Jacob Blake.
	Until we found out the rest of the story.
	Now, that brings us to the Memphis Mayor.
	Now, you know what, let me start it.
	The Memphis Mayor, okay?
	He's, I believe, now we also, he has a, there's a quote here from the Memphis Mayor, but there's also a DA, Steve Mulroy, who's allegedly backed by Soros.
	I don't know that, but the DA?
	Endorsed by Jacob Blake Sr.
	Oh.
	Seriously.
	By the way, crime is up, you know, 40% in major urban cities since pre-pandemic levels, just to be clear.
	So it harms you, the average American.
	But I think I know why.
	Because you hate women.
	Here's the mayor blaming the judicial system as opposed to the psychopath who shot people at random.
	Ezekiel Kelly was charged with criminal attempted first-degree murder but pled guilty in April of 2021 to the lesser charge of aggravated assault.
	He was sentenced to three years but only served 11 months in prison.
	The problem is not the Memphis Police Department because they're arresting people.
	The problem is this judicial system that will not punish That is our problem.
	But just to be clear, I actually agree with him on that.
	What he's saying there.
	Yeah.
	He's blaming, he's talking about the judicial system as opposed to police officers.
	So I should have set that up more appropriately.
	I don't blame, really I'm just bothered that he looks like he should be in the third act
	of Slither.
	Yeah.
	Something's wrong with me.
	I'm mayor!
	It's Gorbachev without the silly painted face.
	Yes.
	Gosh.
	Gorbachev!
	Tear down this string cheese!
	Sorry, what do they call that?
	The... What kind?
	Port wine?
	Birthmark?
	I'm looking here.
	What do they call it?
	I don't know.
	The birthmarky Gorbachev had.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I know that.
	I just don't know.
	I didn't know it was related to a port wine.
	Well, I figured you would know.
	Going back to this guy when he was... What business are you in?
	I've never wanted a perp to reach for a gun when the cops showed up more in my life.
	Yeah.
	Like, that's pure evil.
	Yeah.
	I'm live streaming this, I'm going, I'm gonna go, and you think guys, you think I'm joking around, you think I'm joking, random person going about their day, probably going home to a wife and kids that they're working to support, probably not the easiest thing to do in that neighborhood that he was in, probably a low income neighborhood from what I saw in that video, and then you shoot him.
	For no reason whatsoever other than you're a psychopath.
	Hey, by the way, you know what?
	I'm going to make a—we have no knowledge of this at this point right now, or at least I don't.
	Hit the like button if you would be willing to make this prediction, too.
	How much you want to bet, probably not a dad in the home.
	At least not an involved father, if at all.
	How much do you want to bet?
	That is a consistent throughline.
	It's not that these people are on psychotropic medication, though sometimes.
	It's not that these people come from impoverished areas, though sometimes.
	It's not that they're black, though sometimes.
	It's not that they're white supremacists, though sometimes, if rarely.
	A consistent throughline is usually gun-free zones, and of course, they often don't have fathers.
	How much do you want to bet?
	Hit that like button if you're willing to make that prediction.
	Because that hitting of the like button is saying, we need dads in the home.
	Let's start with that.
	Let's start, when people say what difference, how can I make it?
	It starts with you.
	It starts with you.
	As a father, as a son, as a brother, as a husband.
	That's what this kid needed.
	And what does he need now?
	Dose of the lethal injection.
	Yeah.
	And you know what?
	Look, things aren't as bad in the country as the media necessarily wants you to believe.
	Though I will say they are bad and that's why, um, you know, uh, I do have a fallout shelter
	What's up, homie I'm gonna eat the last chocolate pudding if that's cool.
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	Gum war?
	No, I almost died last time.
	Rock, paper, scissors?
	Hell no.
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	Or if you're in California and it happens to be hot.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Or you charge your Tesla with a gas generator.
	By the way, is that the pallet we received delivery from them?
	A pallet of oatmeal?
	Really?
	That's a lot.
	Yes.
	The pudding made me dance.
	Yep.
	Well, we put some stuff in it.
	And I was out.
	That was more so what I did with the pudding.
	Uh, and uh... What?
	By the way, this is one thing... Did you just... Yeah, they're a sponsor.
	Okay.
	They have the balls to sponsor this show.
	I'm not a prep... a doomsday guy, just to be... I lived through the ice storm.
	I've talked about this.
	You have things that happen... In California, we had the freeze here in Texas.
	In Texas, yeah.
	Not to mention...
	COVID, right?
	Who would have thought that in the 21st century you wouldn't be able to get toilet paper?
	So just having enough food for three months, having some water.
	I always reckon I can do it now because there was a shortage before I didn't want to.
	Everclear.
	Yeah.
	High proof alcohol.
	It's something that's multi-purpose.
	You can use it to disinfect.
	You can also use it to trade with drunks when you're on the road.
	Zombies tend to like it too.
	All right.
	I don't know if we're going to have Senator Rubio on the show.
	He has not called in yet.
	So let's continue on with The next segment.
	Oh, by the way, I should also tell you, I used to not be able to recommend cigars.
	Yeah.
	And the reason for that was because you guys would buy all of them.
	And it's a finite product.
	It's a leaf.
	You wouldn't recommend the ones you loved.
	That was the thing.
	You kept it a secret, you jerk.
	So I did want to mention, actually, and it's not a sponsor, but if you go to cigarsdaily.com, we have a promo code right now.
	You enter in the crowd, or you get 15% off.
	They have this 10-count box of, and Dave likes these, these Milanios.
	I do like those, actually.
	Yeah, those are really good.
	They're small, and it's 10-count box, so you don't have to, like, get 25.
	It's one of my favorites.
	The only reason I'm able to recommend it is because I have, they're not a sponsor, but I have a guaranteed supply.
	Well, and he's a friend of the show, and he's a good guy.
	Well, he's a friend of the show, and he just pays me by allowing me to be able to purchase cigars without a shortage.
	They're good.
	Yeah.
	They're delicious.
	Alright.
	I'm stealing one.
	Let's move on to this.
	We've had this segment here for a while.
	I don't think we'll be able to get to Senator Rubio if he's... We'll see.
	Well, the problem is I have to do this.
	Once I start this segment, I can't cut it.
	It's like peeing.
	Once you start, you can't stop.
	Look, I don't have anything against you, Senator Rubio, anyone, but if you want to come on to the show, Bill Maher as well.
	Billy.
	Just, you know, work within the parameters.
	Hit the marks.
	William.
	I'll tell you off air, something happened there.
	Oh, did it?
	Yeah, there's an update.
	Listen!
	So I want to lead this with teacher tips at ladderwithcrader.com.
	Okay, we've started this segment, I don't know, a few months ago and it just took us a while to follow up because we've had, you know, the time and I've had this vet things, but now it's up and running full steam and we want you to have an outlet.
	We get so many emails, so many texts, not texts, we don't give out our number.
	Well, Toolman does.
	Well, He sees a lot of pictures of AOC's husband's feet.
	Lane, just posting it.
	Call me, ladies.
	Again, teachertits at louderwithcreditor.com goes to me.
	Choking on, just come on in.
	These people know what's going on.
	Just tell me.
	So I think the call's connected.
	We're just getting him up and running.
	Oh.
	Oh.
	Well, we just, I mean... If we get him up and running, the problem here is... Yeah, I guess.
	Alright, Gerald, take this for a second.
	I'm gonna light this to go.
	This is too stressful for me.
	How about this?
	Let's just say... Are you shitting me?
	Are you shitting me?
	I've stolen all your butane.
	It's your lighter.
	Lighter!
	Okay, here, we got him on.
	We need a runner.
	Johnny boy.
	It's the one thing I asked him.
	I said, can you just make sure?
	I had this half full.
	I asked him to make it all the way full.
	It looks like it.
	It doesn't.
	But it doesn't matter if it looks like it.
	AOC looks like she thinks.
	That's true.
	And we, you know, we just showed it.
	It matters.
	All right.
	So we're all empty.
	We do have Senator Rubio.
	Yep.
	Alright, okay.
	Okay, well then let's hit the stinger because Senator Rubio is now on the show.
	All right, Senator Marco Rubio, can you hear me, see me, sir?
	Yeah, I can hear you and, well, I can't see you.
	Okay, well I can't see you.
	Hold on, I need to get you up on this thing here.
	I know it's a whole bunch of tech issues today.
	Well, thank you for being, by the way, people can follow you on Twitter, at Marco Rubio.
	Thanks for being here.
	And just, you know, I got pants on, too, because sometimes when you do these things, people think, oh, he must be in shorts, though.
	It's 11-10, man.
	Those days are over.
	Well, I don't know if those are short pants or not.
	You only showed the hip, so I have no idea.
	All right.
	There you go.
	Well, next thing I'm going to ask to see... I'm going to ask to see the garters.
	So, you know what?
	Oh, man, I'm not there yet.
	I just got an AARP card in the mail today.
	That was pissed.
	Really?
	Yeah, you turn 50, they start sending you that and, you know, all kinds of ads for colonoscopies and stuff.
	I'm really not in a good mood today.
	That wasn't an ad, that was a telegram from Dave, so I apologize.
	If you could RSVP, I would appreciate it.
	Yes, yes.
	Also, advice, never get a colonic that you found on Craigslist.
	I learned that one.
	Or coupons.
	Hey, before I get into anything national, Senator Rubio, you know, you did something there that's pretty rare in Florida, and I want to ask you about this.
	You know, tobacco is sort of a third rail in politics because there's been such a strong anti-tobacco lobby, and they sort of lump everything in with cigarettes.
	Right.
	And cigars was something that was affected, obviously, in your home state of Florida.
	And a lot of people don't know that these cigars are very different, right?
	These are premium products where it's only a leaf tobacco.
	And often they're mom and pop businesses, these rollers.
	You played a big role in saving the hand rolled cigar industry in Florida.
	Can you kind of explain that to people?
	Because a lot of moms might go, I don't like that he likes tobacco.
	That's not what it's about.
	Yeah, no, it isn't.
	Well, first of all, I say three things that I have.
	So my grandfather, you know, he Basically, you know was raised in the tobacco industry not as a girl, whatever In fact, he had polio when he was young So he was the only one of his listen to the 17 kids in the family They had their own labor program going because they're on the countryside and had 17 kids He was the only one that couldn't work it because he had polio So he used to read to these guys that would roll the cigars in Cuba
	And so I have a long history of that.
	I'm a cigar smoker myself, not as much as I'd like, because I get screamed at for smelling up the house.
	But the fix to that, Senator, is you smoke outside.
	It's not complicated.
	But it's like 108 degrees in Florida in the summer.
	But no, you're right.
	That's the answer to it.
	So it's an important industry.
	It also is an important industry to the Tampa Bay Area, Ybor City.
	There's a long history.
	There's one company left.
	So the FDA came out with this rule, and basically the rule would make it impossible for, you know, they require every new product to have new studies done on the carcinogens.
	Well, that's impossible for cigars because every year is different.
	The leaves are different.
	You know, it's the same product grown in the same place by the same people.
	But from year to year, there are varieties.
	Sometimes people care about the year of the product.
	So these premium cigars would not be able to compete.
	And it's not just a cigar.
	And so this is not cigarettes.
	These are premium cigars, some of which go for $10 per cigar.
	all the smoke shops would basically be wiped out because you just wouldn't be able to buy this stuff because you can't
	label these things the way they're asking them to. Right.
	So wipe out this industry. So I don't think they were the intended. They're certainly not the intended target of the
	rule, but they were captured in it, right? Trying to fix it
	became impossible because no one wants you said wanted to touch it.
	And you're and so this is not cigarettes. These are premium
	cigars, some of which go for $10 per cigar, the boxes are certainly very expensive. There's just zero evidence that
	in America today, there's an epidemic of teenagers buying $120 boxes of cigars.
	Well, and that's important to note because it was predicated on the idea of eliminating, you know, smoking in youth.
	And what they did, they pulled this kind of trick where they just included, you know, for example, like Swisher Sweets, things that you get at a gas station, which are really cigarettes in the shape of cigars.
	There's a legal definition of hand-rolled means there can only be one product in it.
	Tobacco, leaves, period.
	One ingredient.
	Different kinds of leaves for a blend.
	It's just a completely different market.
	And then on top of it, it's like... Well, 12-year-olds aren't smoking $16 cigars.
	Yes.
	Yeah, I mean, it's like, you know, comparing, you know, some, you know, cheap beer to some expensive French wine or something.
	The bottom line being is that it's just not the kind of thing you're going to find at a convenience store.
	And it's certainly not the kind of thing... And then there's a cultural aspect.
	People just don't get it.
	You're not a cigar smoker.
	You just don't know.
	You don't smoke cigars the way you do cigarettes.
	You don't smoke a box of cigars a day.
	It just doesn't happen, right?
	Speak for yourself.
	Well, you know, that's a lot of cigars.
	I mean, I don't know if you have enough time in the day.
	A good cigar may take an hour if you do it right.
	So you just add it up.
	I mean, you basically have to spend your waking hour.
	And maybe somebody does, but it's quite rare.
	So the point being is that the product is just not consumed the same way.
	That's a fact.
	and even the medicine behind it, all the statistical studies say it.
	You're just exclusively a cigar smoker, the risk is not zero,
	but the risk of driving is not zero either, in fact it's substantially higher.
	And so, nonetheless, we all drive.
	Well, it's also interesting too that of course the left, when they talk about,
	this is actually, when you look at the cigar industry, it's one of the few
	ways that people, even in South American countries, who of course partner with
	American companies, can actually get decent paying jobs, because it's considered a very valuable skill.
	And as a matter of fact, I would love to talk with you at some point about this.
	You know, Tim at Cigars Daily, who's a friend of mine, they've had a real problem with rollers in these South American countries now because of the open border.
	And a lot of these people have been now coming through.
	They can't find people to roll cigars at this point, which is Yeah, primarily important in Honduras, in the Dominican Republic, and especially in Nicaragua, which is the one that's been hit by that.
	And look, that's a real complicated skill, right?
	I mean, it takes a lot of I tried it once at a party.
	It's not the kind of thing you can do if you did it by machine
	It wouldn't be the nobody would buy it. I tried it once at a party. It was really bad
	It and that's the people my grandfather used to read to back in Cuba on the turn of the century because they had no
	television at that time or anything to entertain them So the way they would keep people entertained is they had
	this reader who would read the newspapers and then he would read some novel
	To them so that's what he did and then when he was done he'd make some extra money by actually rolling cigars
	Oh, well, so you have it you have a long history I wondered why that was something that you championed pretty, by the way, effectively.
	Okay, let me move on to stuff that affects people who, right now, the non-cigar smokers are like, ah, boring, until they realize that it affects whatever it is they like.
	I don't know.
	Crystal vapes.
	Let me ask you, what did you think about former Vice President Joe Biden's V for Vendetta-esque speech last week?
	We talked about it on this show.
	What were your thoughts?
	Have you ever seen anything like that in your life?
	No, I have not in the United States.
	I think this notion that there's a difference between saying, you know, attack a political opponent.
	I think we've all sort of understood that now and have seen it.
	You know, we've seen vitriol at certain levels in this country, and it is what it is.
	But this is not what he did.
	What he basically said, he didn't attack Exactly.
	a figure, he attacked voters.
	In Florida, he attacked the majority of voters because Trump won Florida by three and a half,
	almost four points.
	Nationally, he attacked 50% of the people.
	In essence, he said, if you vote for Donald Trump, support him in any way, you are a fascist or a semi-fascist,
	whatever semi-fascist means.
	And that's, I think for someone who's the head of state, who's supposed to be someone that can unify this country
	in a moment of crisis or what have you, you just told half the country,
	you think they're a danger to the country and that they're evil.
	And that really is unprecedented.
	People can say whatever they want about Trump, and he was pretty vicious on his political opponents, but he did not.
	Well, I think you experienced that in the primaries.
	Everyone did.
	I always laugh about that.
	It's funny.
	Like, say, oh, were you mad when he said this about you?
	And I said, well, why don't you ask a guy in a boxing ring if he's mad that the other guy punched him in the face?
	I mean, in a boxing ring.
	Now, if he punches him in the face at the airport the next day, now you've got a problem.
	And you can say if this is too personal, out of line.
	I have a stand-up bit about this.
	It more so relates to Ted Cruz because, you know, the whole dad-involved-with-JFK thing was hilarious, obviously.
	Were you surprised?
	I mean, you couldn't have been prepared for the kind of attacks.
	They were very off the beaten path.
	Was a part of you just going, what is happening?
	Well, I think it was a very unique political year.
	But, you know, what I think Donald Trump understood instinctively from spending 30 years in the limelight promoting things is that at the end of the day, even the people that said, oh, this is terrible.
	What is he saying?
	They all covered it like crazy.
	I mean, CNN basically was 24 hours Trump.
	Right.
	And during the campaign, after the campaign, even now, I mean, they dedicate I don't care if some spaceship lands from another planet.
	They're going to dedicate at least a third of their coverage to Donald Trump on a daily basis.
	And so, for me, he knew how to play that to get maximum attention.
	And the thing about Ted, I always joke with Ted about it, I said,
	the reason why I know that Cubans were not involved in the murder of JFK and the assassination
	is because they would have told everybody within 48 hours.
	Yes.
	They would not have been able to keep that a secret.
	They would have told everybody, hey, don't say anything.
	But, you know, I was on the grassy knoll last week.
	So, you know, that's just, you know, we never would have been able to keep that a secret.
	They set up an unsanctioned boxing match on the grassy knoll.
	And you're like, well, OK, well, they make good boxers.
	Let me ask, going back to what you're talking about here, he was blaming voters, which I think is very key.
	Of course, Joe Biden tried to walk it back.
	Now here's something that I didn't hear a lot of other people talking about.
	He tried to walk it back saying, I meant MAGA Republicans, not mainstream Republicans.
	I've worked with them.
	You know, I've worked with them across the aisle.
	Zero Republicans, right, voted with him on the Inflation Reduction Act.
	Does that make you a MAGA extremist?
	Yeah, I mean, that's the point.
	He gets to decide who he's talking about and who he isn't.
	I think what he's basically saying is anyone who hasn't condemned Donald Trump every day for everything, Is a MAGA Republican.
	And that's how he views it.
	But, you know, the truth to him is in American politics.
	At the end of the day, the core of conservatism is basically, we just want to go back to normal stuff.
	Like, let parents raise their children.
	Let them have some say over what they're being taught in schools.
	Don't teach kids that their country is inherently evil and, like, the worst place on the planet.
	Because not only is it not true, it's the complete opposite.
	Our history is better than anybody else's.
	Though not perfect, it's better than anybody else's.
	Our military is designed to win wars, not promote social agendas.
	Like the proper use of pronouns.
	Rather than focus on the proper use of pronouns, I need to be focused on how do we blow up, you know, Chinese naval vessels if they invade Taiwan.
	Largely have the states and local jurisdictions have the massive government power, and don't be the only country in the world where anybody can just walk across the border and say, hey, I'm here legally, and can you please give me, you know, a bus ride to the nearest city that I want to live in, and a cell phone, and I promise to show up in 10 years at some court hearing.
	These are not Radical ideas.
	And the majority of people support this.
	I also think most people think like, yeah, it'd be great if we could all run cars that are powered by oxygen that pulled in from the air or electric batteries that aren't made in China.
	But we don't have that now.
	And we ain't gonna have that for like 20 or 25 years.
	And so what we don't want to be is California where they're going to force everyone to buy electric cars at the same time as they're telling them, but don't charge your cars because you're going to create a blockout.
	These are just common sense things.
	Can I ask you something?
	Today is crazy versus normal.
	And that's really what the division is.
	Yes.
	Can I ask you something?
	Because you just laid out a bunch of issues that are obviously reasonable and many Americans agree with.
	Now, some people will say that this is conspiratorial.
	What I will say is, I think there's some validity to the idea.
	You just touched on, they want you to get electric cars, and then they want to tell you when you can charge them, when you can't.
	Right?
	We've seen people actually charging Teslas with gas generators.
	That is funny.
	But we also have a party, right, the Democratic Party, who wants people in centrally planned urban areas on public transit.
	Do you think that that's part of a design?
	Look, electric cars because they know it's not something that can function, they want to remove people who have autonomous modes of transportation.
	Or are all these policies, do they just exist sort of in their own separate bubble?
	Because a lot of Americans say it seems like it's part of a plan.
	Well, I will tell you this.
	I believe that the intellectual center of everything you're seeing out there is called Marxism.
	And a lot of people that are cooperating with it don't view it that way.
	Right.
	People think Marxism is socialism.
	Socialism is an economic model that Marxism adopts.
	But Marxism is about control and power.
	And it's about saying we have to control everything.
	We have to be more powerful than the family, more powerful than religion and churches, more powerful than the media, more powerful than academia, more powerful than the individual.
	The collective is more important.
	And so you chip away at anything that rivals your power.
	And I think that's exactly right.
	If it were up to these people, they will say everyone should be involved.
	Everyone should be in a carpool.
	Riding a bus, or taking a train, or riding a bike to work.
	Everybody.
	And that's what everybody should be doing.
	The reason?
	To save the planet.
	The reality?
	I think in many ways they enjoy telling people what to do in their lives.
	They like to control everything.
	That's what Marxism is always about.
	That's what it's always been about.
	And that's why I don't think they were troubled by high gas prices.
	I think they thought it's going to make it more expensive for people to drive, they're going to drive less, and that's a good thing.
	And in fact some of them openly Admitted that that's their goal, right? So I do think that
	the underpinning of it. I'm not saying most Democrats view themselves as Marxists
	I'm saying that many of them do not realize that what is pushing the agenda that they're driving is Marxism
	Yeah well
	because one it's the first generation is control and the next generation is reliance because they don't know any
	better and And when you have a generation that's reliant upon you for transportation, right, could be for food, take whatever example you want, well, it is assumed that it is the government's job to provide.
	It starts as control, where there's half the country resisting, the next generation, well, they're just reliant.
	And of course, you know that very well in Cuba, and to a lesser degree, you know, being raised in Canada.
	I mean, you know plenty about Prime Minister Trudeau.
	By the way, that guy does blackface more than MarcoRubio.com.
	everyone else combined. 12 times. It says raison d'etre. I don't know how you get to
	be leader of a country, but it's a silly place. Hey, I want to go because I want to talk about
	the raid. And you know, right now on YouTube, sometimes you're not allowed to discuss the
	FBI at all, depending on what they declared to be permissible.
	So we're going to go to Mug Club exclusive. But before we do that, Senator Rubio,
	where's the best place for people to find you?
	MarcoRubio.com. I ask them to go on there, learn all about what I've done, what I'm doing,
	what I want to do, comparisons to the other people. Being that I'm in the Capitol, I can't
	talk about political campaigns per se, but I can tell you that, you know, obviously everybody
	knows I'm up for election. So I encourage you to go on my website.
	And I like a lot of what you've... By the way, Florida's a great petri dish.
	I think Florida really is.
	I'd like to think Texas, but the truth is not so much.
	Okay, we're going to continue here completely unfettered, and I don't think that Senator Rubio's going to be all that different with no filter, but I just don't want to be banned from YouTube because we discussed the raid.
	YouTube, thank you very much, but not really.

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