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Aug. 1, 2022 - Louder with Crowder
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I’M BACK! The Economy Isn’t Bad, You’re Just Stupid!!! | Louder with Crowder
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No!
It's already happening.
I don't want this.
The train's left the station.
I don't want to do this.
It's left the station!
I don't want to do this.
It's shutting down, Bill!
No!
America on the edge, and Frank has white privilege.
Gavin Newsom, Ron DeSantis, New York on control.
Biden family, dirty felons, Nancy has some bagels, melons, Saudi fist bump, falling stocks, outbreak of monkey pox.
Hey!
They just found the cure for AIDS!
Shinzo Abe in Japan.
Touchy-feely Vince McMahon.
Fauci, COVID times two.
Trudeau, penis, hairdo.
Paulie Walnut's R.I.P.
There's no cuffs on A.O.C.
Oil to China, price of gas.
Affleck, Paris, giant ass!
We're back, now I'm getting louder.
We were on hiatus and the liberals paid us.
We're back now and getting louder.
No, we didn't start it, but the fight goes on.
Inflation, Arnold Farts, very normal stopping hearts, J6 hearing, no one viewed, Netflix not renewed.
Bojo, big disgrace.
James went picked from outer space.
Dr. Jill calls Pia food.
Leah Thomas, still a dude.
Joseph Biden, liver spots.
Got COVID after four shots.
Al Gore, go to hell.
Tried to cancel Dave Chappelle.
You're a transpho-Betty Midler.
Pen-O-Peter, Kitty Diddler.
Now he catches me at five.
Pizza guy got almost fried!
We're back, now I'm getting louder.
We were on hiatus, and the liberals paid us.
Look back now, I'm getting louder No, we didn't start it, but the fight goes on and on and on
and on ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ ♪♪♪
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Oh, that's the sound of we're back.
Hold on, I still have to adjust my headphones one last time because we're here for the first time.
Do you hear to my voice?
Do you guys hear my voice?
We were getting ready to come back and then COVID.
What?
Yeah, but I had one positive and one negative.
So I'm just gonna count it as a negative.
It cancels it out.
Yeah, it cancels it out.
I am so glad to be back with you.
We have so much to get to.
We just covered everything that we missed.
So don't ask us to.
The CliffsNotes That's four years in a row.
A lot of developments here at Ladder with Crowder.
Actually, tomorrow we'll have Thomas Finnegan show you what's been going on in the office and the studios and what we've been rebuilding.
Look, before we go on, please hit the like button, leave a comment, Share.
We try not to do that every single show, right off the top, because people do it and it becomes white noise, but for future reference, that's the best thing you can do to help with the algorithm, which of course tells the rest of YouTube that we do not exist.
So, today we'll be talking about the recession.
It's not.
No, no, not at all.
And Britain arresting a veteran, by the way, for causing anxiety on social media, and drag queen stories that are, well, stories, drag queen shows that are happening in churches.
Particularly the Episcopal Church, or as I call it, Not-a-Church.
Not-a-Church.
Not-a-Church.
Correct.
So before I move on, my question to you of the day is, what is the biggest impact, what are you feeling from this not-recession?
And by that I mean redefined.
And by that I mean shut up and take it.
Shut up and take it, how this guy gives it to you.
Okay, we're gonna move on.
We have Gerald A. in the studio.
How are you?
I'm well.
You doing okay?
I'm doing fine, honestly.
Tested the COVID, tested negative, and today I feel fine.
So it was about day and a half.
Are you gonna take another test?
No.
Why would you?
I don't want the government monitoring me.
I feel like CBS sends it back to the government and says, yeah, check this guy out.
It's monkey pox, isn't it?
And then we have, of course, you know him, you love him.
He is here, the quickest man on his feet, Mr. Landau Dave.
Ahoy, how are ya?
I'm fine.
We are going to be on tour together.
Dave Landau and I. You can go to loudestcracker.com slash tour for the Rebels of the Cause Tour.
We're going to be in Phoenix, September 16th.
The Arizona Financial Center.
Houston, September 17th.
Smart Financial Center.
A lot of financial centers.
A lot of smart, too.
They leave no pot without their hand in it.
And then Charleston, West Virginia on October 8th.
It's not a recession, so everything's being changed to financial.
Yes, exactly.
That's the deal.
Yes, exactly.
Paid for by your tax dollars.
Indeed.
These banks, they're looking out for you!
Still no word on the Credit Union Center.
No, none.
Or the Pay Cash Center.
The No Debt Center.
Johnny Monero's Loan Shark Center.
Nope.
None of them.
No Western Union Center.
Maybe there is.
I have no idea.
Probably in the Bronx.
Next to some bombed out building.
By the way, too, I want to- so some announcements.
Okay.
Coming out here this fall.
Gonna have a children's book.
Coming out this fall.
Change my mind book here sometime soon.
Not by the fall, but we will have a children's book.
The first week of September, last week of August, is Parody Week.
Because you guys have been asking for more of these.
So each morning, the intro is going to be an all new parody.
Takes a lot of time to work on.
We worked on those during the break.
That's August 29th through September 1st.
And we'll be announcing some new shows that we'll be producing here at Lighthouse Crater Studios.
What?
Moving and shaking, moving and shaking like a drag queen reverend.
No.
Priest?
No.
Pastor?
Zero parts correct.
In some ways that could be better.
Yeah, in some ways, you never know.
In some ways it could be the same.
Not all that different.
No.
Just go to the Beach House and you'll find it.
Okay, before all of that, this happened.
New York commuters got more than they bargained for during their rush hour commute.
This comes from New York Post.
Oh my god, I hope someone laid down some rocks.
So it's just the subway with tarps?
🎵 That's a huge bitch!
🎵 Now I would check my white privilege, but...
Uh...
We get in trouble when we do a change my mind if we're moderately blocking the sidewalk.
Mm-hmm.
What happens there if, well I can't get off, I couldn't, I missed my stop on the L train, why?
Because of a giant oily ass.
Yeah, I slipped in a bunch of it.
Yes.
Cracked my head on a pole.
New York's going to masks again.
Yeah, masks, that's the problem.
Well, I guess she was wearing one.
I wonder if KY Jelly, though, does wipe down those poles.
Yeah, that's true.
They are filthy.
Could be.
Who do you think that was sponsored by, Dave?
Oh, that's a good point.
Yeah, that's what they're gonna be competing with AstroGlide.
This is all another ploy of Big AstroGlide, folks.
Honestly, after living in New York for three years, that's hardly the worst thing I've seen.
Yeah.
I'd take that train over most of them.
It's hardly the worst thing that's happened to me on the subway.
At least that's a woman.
Yeah, that's true.
At least you could survive and get off the subway.
When I used to take the subway, I'd have to dress like Paddington Bear.
You know that several of them took the baby pools home.
Oh yes, absolutely.
I'm gonna still need this for my nine kids.
They'll be mad if the slip and slide is gone.
Just, you know what the best thing is, if you guys are watching, because we have a multi-faceted viewership, put that slip and slide on the third rail.
That's true.
It's the end.
Did anyone get arrested?
Can someone follow up, maybe in the control room?
Please tell me somebody got arrested for that.
Remember when we got pulled aside by the cops for a change my mind?
Like, you can't have that tripod here on the sidewalk, it's blocking traffic.
I'm like, it's not even a tripod, it's a monopod, it's one stick!
It's one stick with a camera!
And I'm standing!
They're like, we can't allow you to do this.
There are people who need to ass-clap coming in here.
Yes, please sit up that slip and slide right there.
A&M is proud to have you.
Yes, do you have permits for the Spearman Rhino you set up in Car 3?
No, no.
No, they just have permits for the actual Rhino.
Yes.
Are you allowed to drink on the subway?
She smells of anything but Spearman.
Yes.
I want a Spearmint Rhino for Christmas.
You really don't.
Alright.
So.
And by the way, we have some new... Some of you are saying... No, we actually did upgrade the studio in quite a few ways.
You just may not necessarily see them yet.
We've had to move things over.
But I like the way the old studio looks.
So, you know, we've kept the look and just migrated some things and added some enhancements that you'll see.
Alright.
Here's my question to you before we move on.
We're going to talk about Biden and this administration redefining the recession.
This all happened while I was gone and I came back and there was a lot of me catching up on news, you know, kind of being briefed.
Yeah.
Even though I stay in the loop, but I do try and mentally disconnect a little bit because we're taping a lot of parodies and sketches.
I'm going to get the creative mindset.
A lot of, they can do that?
So that's what happened with the recession.
I was like, wait, hold on a second.
What do you mean?
Who's saying we're not in a recession?
They're saying everybody.
I said, what do you mean everybody?
They said everybody in charge.
They're just saying that we are not in a recession.
But we are in a recession.
Is it just, is it me or did you guys, are you guys still under the impression that we're in a recession?
Please, you can comment below.
It just helps, again, the algorithm.
But I think we're all on the same page with the exception of this administration and CNN.
Like, when I bought Chips Ahoy, because it has my catchphrase on it, I noticed that they're half the size as they once were, because it's a save session, or whatever word they came up with to pretend we're not.
Well, Chunks Ahoy is now Chips Ahoy, and Chips Ahoy is nothing.
Oh, I see.
Fair enough.
It's just a sugar cookie.
They just give you half food for more money, and they're like, it's not a recession.
That was like Cadbury Thins.
Do you guys have Cadbury in the United States?
Oh yeah, for sure.
They did Cadbury Thins like it's a new way to enjoy delectable chocolate with half the guilt.
They just give you less chocolate.
That's your trick?
And now you're shaming me into eating it?
You're like, listen fatty.
Pretty soon it's just gonna be like, just smell the wrapper, Fetus, that's all you're getting.
Oooh, it's scrumptious.
Don't you remember what he tastes like?
It's just half the chocolate!
There's no- you're just giving me half and charging me the same, Cadbury Thins!
Okay, so I eat two of them.
No one's ever eaten a Cadbury egg on Easter and been like, I feel so guilty.
Yeah, no, exactly.
No things I've done in my life.
This is why Jesus was resurrected, so I could do this.
Okay.
Bunny rabbits.
So!
Recession, okay.
Gas is obviously way up.
Consumer confidence, you, way down.
Everything is up.
Inflation is up.
You tried to buy beef lately, but come on man, the economy is still pretty, it's pretty damn banging, according to former Vice President Biden.
There's gonna be a lot of chatter today on Wall Street and among pundits about whether we are in a recession.
Truth.
But if you look at our job market, consumer spending, business investment, we see signs of economic progress in
the second quarter as well.
Wrong.
And yesterday's Fed chairman, the Fed chairman Powell said, made it clear that he doesn't think the U.S. economy is
currently in a recession.
He said, quote, there are too many areas of economic where the economy is performing too well.
He pointed to the labor market as an example.
Okay. You know what, you can comment where you think the economy is performing well,
aside from the stock market and talk about a disconnect.
The labor market sucks.
A lot of people are working part-time jobs.
A lot of people can't find skilled labor to fill the positions.
But this is really, this whole story, okay, is about you.
And the fact that you, and I'm looking at everyone here, but specifically you watching, listening, you're a moron.
What did you think?
Two consecutive quarters of negative GDP growth meant an economy was in a recession?
You idiot!
What, were you going by definitions and shit?
Actually, yes.
Technically, Oxford Languages defines it as a period of temporary economic decline during which trade and industrial activity are reduced and then specifically generally identified by a fall in GDP in two successive quarters.
Okay, well hold on a second.
Maybe the Democrats can explain this.
So let's go to what they are saying right now.
They are setting the record straight, you moron.
We are not in a recession now, and I would warn that we should be not characterizing that as a recession.
I understand that, but you're splitting hairs.
I mean, if the technical definition is two quarters of contraction, you're saying that's not a recession?
That's not the take.
That's not the technical definition.
If things are going so great though, then why is it the White House officials are trying to redefine recession?
No, we're not redefining recession.
If we all understand a recession to be two consecutive quarters of negative GDP growth in a row and then you have White House officials come up here to say, no, no, no, that's not what a recession is.
It's something else.
How is that not redefining recession?
Because that's not the definition.
Many of you have reported on.
As Secretary Yellen said on Sunday, two negative quarters of GDP growth is not the technical definition of recession.
It's not the definition that economists have traditionally relied on.
Okay.
So that was Biden's economic advisor, Brian Deese.
He just said, just to be clear, that is not the technical definition.
So we could be wrong here.
Because I was going by the literal definition.
But he is making clear that it is not the technical definition, Brian Deese, Biden's economic advisor, is saying now.
Let's go back to then, in 2008, Hoppenard DeLorean, Deese, said this exactly, I quote, Which is two consecutive quarters of negative growth.
What did he just say now?
That was then.
What's now?
Two negative quarters of GDP growth is not the technical definition of recession.
It's not the definition that economists have traditionally relied on.
But then I have in 2008 this quote, economists have a technical definition of recession which is two consecutive quarters of negative growth.
That's him!
Same guy.
What's now?
I guess what he just said.
What he just said now?
Two negative quarters of GDP growth is not the technical definition of recession.
Hold on a second, hold on a second.
Stop, stop.
When is then now?
Now then.
In the last 14 years, they've decided it's three.
Okay.
Yeah.
Three.
Yeah.
I guess the answer is you're a moron.
Right.
Yes, you are all idiots.
Just trust the experts when the experts are completely... I love how he says, it's not the technical definition.
No, it's the literal definition.
And it was your technical definition by...
Economists have a technical definition of recession, which is two consecutive quarters of negative growth.
It could not be more clear.
And here's the thing.
People say, well, someone's likely to change their mind.
How do you change your mind on the technical definition and literal definition of something when it's always been that?
You didn't change your mind.
You're just lying.
Yeah.
You know, in the staff meeting, he's like, you want me to go out and say what?
You saw him pause in the beginning.
He goes, and that's not the, uh, Technical, definitely.
There's someone under that podium with a hot poker like Police Academy.
Just a picture of his family.
Okay, the opposite of everything I've ever said.
Right.
He's like, did I delete that tweet?
I really hope they don't find it.
I'm just gonna Pablo Escobar his family.
More like geese.
Because he's full of poop.
Thank you.
Take that one.
Yeah.
Right on the old beak.
All right, let's go back to then.
Here's what professional pimp in chief Bill Clinton had to say in the year 2000.
Well, a recession is two quarters in a row of negative growth.
I don't think we're going to have that.
Shit.
Bill Clinton, he murdered a guy.
So let me just, here's one thing.
I just want to be clear here.
You don't have to take my word for this.
You know, LeVar Burton, all the six-year-olds come out and read a pop-out.
Thank you.
You can go to LatticeCreditor.com.
We always have the references publicly available.
It's not just Dease.
It's not just Clinton.
This was the accepted definition of recession for...
Always, up until last week, just to be clear.
And what they want, this is gaslighting of the American people.
And not just the American people, by the way, you need to understand that business owners, and you know this, Gerald, and so do I as a small business owner, we rely on these metrics and these definitions to anticipate when we need to invest, when we need to pull back, when we need to save money, when we need to maybe take on some more inventory, when we need to prepare for lean times.
So if we're looking at a recession, We need to know.
We need to know what this is, and they want to gaslight not only you paying more at the pump, paying more at the grocery store, but business owners who are saying, ah, hold on a second, I think we're in a recession.
They're saying, no, no, no, no, don't believe the mom-and-pop businesses, by the way, while they hand our tax dollars over to big corporations.
Let's be clear about that.
The green energy displacement of money.
Also, the displacement of money to big oil companies from small oil companies.
That's another thing that a lot of people haven't really been aware of and we'll cover soon here on this show.
This is a gaslighting and a displacement.
They don't want you to believe in yourself.
They don't want you to believe you're lion eyes and you're lion ears according to their own definitions.
And it was really funny to watch them.
Right before this report came out, they were everywhere saying that a recession is not defined by negative GDP growth.
Look at our job market.
Look at this.
Look at that.
Every single show had that.
And you remember what they got onto Donald Trump for during COVID, saying that he wasn't being honest with the American people about the threat that we were facing?
I understand that he was trying to be like, hey, don't shut the world down.
This is going to be really bad if you do that, right, economically.
Right now, they should come out and say, hey guys, we have negative growth for two quarters.
Historically, that's what this has meant.
But!
And then consumer confidence is fine.
Right?
We have a strong job market.
We have a ton of other great things going on.
If you want to keep the American people spending money, just do that.
Right now, you look like a clown.
Yeah, well they also don't have a good job market.
Well, no, that's what they should say if they think it.
Right.
That's how they should lie effectively.
This is more effective lying.
Right.
I could find a point on it.
Look, Gerald advising people on how to lie.
I like it.
No longer a Boy Scout.
What did you do over the break?
I left the state.
I went to dangerous places.
By that he means to his mother-in-law's.
Hey!
She lives in state!
Oh, well, I apologize.
You went to Dave and Buster's?
I went to New Orleans, Dave.
And he played the digital shit rope game.
Only for two days.
I thought I saw two dead people in the first two blocks.
I was going to say, honestly, that's long enough.
It really was.
I'm jaded now.
Oh no, you didn't think you saw, you did see two dead people.
One of them was gone.
Well, I guess I could have picked him up.
Yeah, that's true.
No.
No, they're not that quick at picking them up.
They pretty much just let nature take its course.
I saw two feet in a garbage can, though.
They bring in three voodoo doctors, and if that doesn't work, they put them in an ambulance.
Right.
And by ambulance, we mean in the back of a Harold and Maud Hurst chicken coop.
All right, so let's give you some more numbers so that it doesn't exist just out there in the ether, right?
So you have some context.
So according to Dease Clinton, right, in the dictionary, the United States is in a recession.
Why?
Q1 was negative 1.6% when we're talking about GDP growth.
Net negative 1.6.
Q2, negative 9%.
Now, negative 0.9%.
Sorry, negative 0.9.
Negative 1.6 Q1, negative 0.9 Q2.
Let's compare that to evil, horrible, mean tweeter Donald Trump.
At this same point in his presidency, Q1 was plus 3.8, and Q2 was plus 2.7 percent, which is... Boo!
Boo!
Boy, it's times like these that I remember people's two biggest fears are public speaking and cancer!
What made you think of that, Cordurf?
Why couldn't these boys have picked cancer?
I don't know how he stopped that balcony.
That was a bad, terrible idea.
Well, at least there's still time left in the show.
How's that a good thing?
Well, one of them could still find a lump next to their testicles.
Oh my god.
Seriously.
Like we said, we made some studio changes.
I don't know why we installed it.
It was on the list.
And gave them season tickets.
It's unbelievable.
It's just a colossal waste of money.
It really is.
I thought it was good at the time.
Yeah, I did too.
It was a bogo.
Now, on top of the figures that we have, the Federal Reserve increased interest rates, of course, by 0.75 basis points for the second time in two months.
The second time in two months.
Which, I know, there's good and bad to that because we do understand an artificially sort of manipulated economy.
We were looking at lending rates for a long time and how that affected the housing market.
But still, this happening in only a couple of months, I wonder, I do wonder, and I would
like to make a prediction as to what this likely means for the economy.
By the way, that film, did anyone ever find it really messed up that she was sleeping with a child?
I did, yes.
The whole time.
And even when she turns back into a child, Tom Hanks in the big clothes, she's not like, I can't believe it.
She's like, yeah, I did it with that kid.
Yeah, she's like, oh, I'm going to miss you.
Yeah.
I liked that you had a soda machine and bunk beds.
Yes.
And a trampoline in an Upper West Side loft.
It wasn't weird at all.
Plus, I had lots of sex with him.
Yes, that too.
That young man.
No big deal.
No one knew how to play piano at FAO Schwartz like he did.
Well, there's no better way to get a job as the assistant to a CEO.
And no better way to get down that VP lady's pants.
Boy, John Hurt was pissed.
You guys can comment.
Was it just me?
When I go back and watch, the first time I watched it, I didn't really think about it.
The second time I watched it, once I got to that scene, I was like, ah!
Wait, yeah.
Ah!
There's a lot of those movies where you're like, this shouldn't have happened.
No, this shouldn't have happened.
But they were normalizing it.
Yeah, they were completely normalizing it.
Of course, now it would just be a lot of guys going up to that machine going, I wish I was young.
Yes, exactly.
That's horrible.
Or more so, I wish he was young.
Ding!
Come on over to my beach house!
I'm about to be out of a job.
New York subway, same thing.
Here's the thing.
We all know what's happening with the economy.
You know what you are experiencing.
And this is a big disconnect, too.
This is what happened under the years of Donald Trump and you are seeing it.
With Donald Trump, the media said everything is terrible.
Everything is awful.
This country is in its worst state that we have ever seen in our lifetime.
You heard Reiner say that.
You heard Bette Midler say that.
You would hear Cher say that.
All the people that gay folks like.
They would say we are in our worst state of affairs in my lifetime.
But most Americans thought, actually, the economy is pretty good.
Actually, our world standing is pretty good.
We're not at war with anybody.
Many Americans who didn't even like Donald Trump had to acknowledge the contrast after eight years of Obama, and now we have another three years of Joe Biden.
And you look at the RCP average, his polling is not going well.
And so what do they need?
They need to remove voices of dissent.
We've seen people who have pointed out that the recession definition has changed.
Their Instagram posts now are labeled misinformation.
You have to go through a filter to get to it.
So you have to remove your access to information.
They have to redefine words and then tell you, don't believe your lion eyes and ears.
There's such a disconnect.
There's a value to that.
I know when everyone else laments, everyone else laments that, oh, we're more divided than ever.
We may not come back.
We shouldn't be coming back from this.
Why would we want to go back to living under the cloud of a lie?
Having the scales removed from our eyes is a good thing.
This is a good thing.
It's painful, but it's been a necessary ripping off of the Band-Aid.
I am never going to feign some kind of unity or common ground with people who hate everything that we stand for.
We know what's going on with the economy.
They want you to think that you're simply crazy, and not the people who want to chop off their penises and suture up their vaginas.
So don't worry.
Former Vice President Joe Biden is telling you that, as it relates to the economy, everything's That doesn't sound like a recession to me.
Thank you very much.
How confident are you that we're not heading towards a big recession?
That was as good leaving one liner.
That doesn't sound like a recession to me.
I love how he ran for the door.
The fastest move in a while.
Fairness, you can't hear anybody.
No.
Ah, there's people.
That's just what happens.
He goes out.
He's ready to take questions, but they just...
Turn his hearing down and not tell he saw a dancing hot dog from the movie theater and wanted to go chase it. Yes
Is there a girl over here? I can smell That's what they do is they lure her like when they you
know, have a little rattle with babies at the mall taking pictures
They just have a little six-year-old Hey, it's a cabbage patch. Oh
I Love like Trump was transparent to a fault when they asked
questions right now. He just ignores them, right?
And it's like, this was the guy you wanted?
Great.
Glad you won.
Enjoy your not-a-recession, because he said so.
You would not have been able to hold Trump back from answering questions.
No, that's what I mean.
And he would immediately go to the people he hates most.
Right, and then if it was a bad question, he'd go, fake news, alright, now you.
Alright, it's time to take questions, fat bitch.
Come on, let's try it.
What?
No, economy's great.
Anything else?
We're not losing any points in the economy.
You need to lose some points.
You sound like a midwestern character from Wall-E.
I can't do Trump for some reason.
It's funnier in my head though with your mustache.
It's all I got.
I like it.
It just grew.
I like this day.
So, look, we're going to move on from this to talk about also a free speech issue, which a lot of you don't appreciate that it only exists here in the United States.
For that, it's a live show, Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.
Eastern.
Speaking of free speech, we have no idea how long we'll be on YouTube, so you can watch us on Rumble if you don't want to watch on YouTube.
Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.
Eastern, or you can watch on Mug Club, the podcast on audio, Apple, Spotify, all of that.
And with Parody Week, Spotify will have Uh, the album of all our parodies.
What?
I think it's like 20 now.
We've done so many of them, people have said, can we get a compilation somewhere?
So.
Nice, okay.
Yeah, it's a lot.
We'll figure that out.
But we have no idea how long we'll be here on YouTube because, you know, misinformation right now.
We just told you that we're in a recession.
That's true.
That's not what Wikipedia says.
Is it not?
Did Wikipedia change it?
They did.
They also changed the definition of, uh, man.
Well, yeah.
Yeah, the, they had engender.
Yeah.
Well, gender is a social construct.
And vaccine.
They changed the definition of vaccine.
That's right.
That was the one.
Vaccine.
That's a big one.
That's called a college try.
Yes.
Kind of like the vaccine Joe Biden.
His blood type is vaccine.
He's gotten COVID three times.
There's nothing you can do.
I'm better.
Oh, I'm sick.
90-year-old man with dementia.
19 boosters.
They're like, oh, Seth, I don't know how it keeps coming back.
Hey, that's another one.
Remember when Donald Trump got COVID and after four days he came back and they're saying there's no way he was lying.
The media was a conspiracy.
He said he's lying.
There's no way he got COVID and recovered so quickly.
The same thing happened with Joe Biden and now he tested positive again.
Like, oh, these are probably mild symptoms and rebound.
Remember they said there's no way that Donald Trump could have recovered so quickly.
Right.
Because they wanted all of you to believe that you were going to die due to the cough.
Yeah, and then he was irresponsible for coming back to work.
Right.
Remember how he was going to infect all of the staff?
I can't believe it.
They have families too, guys.
Well, and didn't he take like a Z-Pak, zinc, and like... that was it?
He had some stuff.
No, I think he had prednisone, and I think he did the monoclonal antibodies, which don't really work that well.
That's what it was, yeah.
I'm not a doctor.
We've talked about this, though, before.
We've had doctors on the show.
What I take is zinc quercetin and the X-Clear, the nasal spray, so it reduces it kind of.
And look, tested positive yesterday, then tested negative.
I feel a lot better today.
Had one day of it, if I had the COVID, which is as quick as anything I've ever had.
I don't know about you, but if I have a flu or a bad cold, it lasts for a week.
My son is, uh, well he was six when he got COVID for the second time and didn't have any symptoms.
Yeah.
And it was also the week he was supposed to go to Disney World.
Try telling the kid he's sick and can't go to Disney World when he feels nothing.
Probably sneezed right in your face.
Dude, he's such a sweet kid and out of nowhere he's like, that is bullshit!
He's like, you call that doctor back right now!
Did he hit you in the face with a book?
I was afraid of him for a day.
I'm like, I gotta lock the door and I sleep.
Wakes up tied to the bed like Misery.
Almost done!
He's got a Mickey Mouse mallet.
I'm rooting, tootling, going to Disney World.
All right, so here's something else, too.
Look, I've talked about... I think that the most important issues are... Yes, the economy is important.
What's more important than the economy is the fact that this administration is lying about the economy and the media is largely carrying their water.
More important to me than issues of taxes, and they are important, are issues of your ability to speak freely, particularly in this new landscape of social media, new media, right?
The new town square.
I think the idea of male-female roles In society.
If that goes away, I think our society goes away.
So sometimes people say, why do you talk about the cultural?
I think that they are more important than the marginal tax rates.
Just to be clear.
So I believe that all of it needs to be addressed.
But if you notice, we focus more on how the media is handling, how the media is responding to these lies, what the media relationship is with this administration.
And it paints a very terrifying picture.
So let's go now to our friends over there in the UK across the pond.
And by friends, I mean enemies.
And I don't know if you know this, if you've watched The Change My Mind, you know that freedom of speech doesn't exist anywhere outside of the United States, right?
Comment below if you didn't know that.
If you think it exists anywhere outside of the United States, meaning absolute, outside of committing a crime, show me a country where it actually exists that way, where there is a complete safeguard against the government infringing upon it whatsoever.
It does, and it's enshrined into your constitutional rights, meaning the government does not grant them, the government recognizes them.
Find me one other example.
by the literal definition and then one other is find me an example in practice
you can't find either so let's go to the UK so you guys see what's going on Harry Miller he's a
51 year old veteran of the British Army uh he was arrested and this isn't the first time but it is
an alarming story arrested for sharing a meme here's footage from the actual arrest
no just which culture police would realise how ridiculous this is.
What did it need to come to?
Tell us why you escalated it to this level.
Because I don't understand.
I posted something that he posted.
You come to arrest me, you don't arrest him.
Why has it come to this?
Why am I in cuffs?
Because there's something he shared, then I shared.
Okay, hold on a second.
obviously anxiety based upon your social media site.
That's not why you've been arrested.
Okay, hold on a second. A few issues here.
First off, those cops are totalitarian assholes, just to be clear.
They are the start of the Gestapo.
Was it called the Millegrim Experiments?
Can someone bring it up?
It was something, Milligrim, Midegrim Experiments, where they had someone who was, they would have a subject who was allowed to electroshock another subject who was in on it to see if they would actually just sort of carry out the orders of authority, and the results were shocking.
If you think it can't happen here, of course it can happen here.
Those cops should defy those orders before they even leave the station.
Now, his explanation is even worse.
Well, it shouldn't escalate to this level, but you, you, obviously your post caused anxiety.
Hold on a second.
Did you hear the words coming out of your fascist little prick mouth?
Your actions caused someone anxiety, and you think that that gives you the authority to arrest somebody?
Now, let's combine that... It was the Milgram experiment, that's right.
Let's combine that with the fact that with trans, LGBTQ, AIP+, and Generation Z, EVERYTHING causes them anxiety!
That's true.
Well, so being surrounded in four cops, uh, a little anxiety.
Yeah, I would think so.
Cause you a little bit of a stress.
Even if they're silly and they are very, very weak.
Yes.
Yeah.
And by the way, that's what it actually looks like to be in cuffs, not AOC walking with their hands behind her back.
I just love that fake arrest.
Just hoping it could be a real arrest soon.
Oh, I hope it is a real arrest soon.
Watch your head.
Oh no, now your other eye's googly.
So, Harry Miller was arrested July 29th for retweeting an image of four pride flags arranged to look like a swastika.
Look, I can show this because I live in the only country that doesn't suck.
And I don't say that facetiously.
It's the only country that doesn't suck because it's the only country where I can post that and not be afraid of repercussions.
At least at this point.
Maybe YouTube might decide that they don't want it and we'll get to in a second.
I've done this exact comparison on our website I believe in 2015 and it ended up being reposted in 2018.
So we have a direct A-B comparison.
This is the only country where you can do it.
That man was arrested for something that offended people.
He wasn't even the original creator of the post, by the way.
No.
This guy named Lawrence Fox.
Yeah.
Twitter, June 27th.
Yeah, so Lawrence, his post was actually making fun of how they enforce this month on everybody, saying that you have to love it.
It's like a fascist enforcement.
You will celebrate this.
You will love it.
Everybody will say this is wonderful.
And so in his tweet he said, oh holy and wonderful month, I can't read it, it's up at the top there, something like that, right?
So he's making fun of them, forcing you to think that this is a wonderful month that everybody has to just be in line with.
Right.
And then, because he posted, they go and arrest somebody for posting it again.
You just proved his point!
It just showed you that they can find a reason to arrest anybody.
You don't have to like or celebrate anything you don't want to.
And the weirdest part about that picture is it's not, I mean it is a photoshop, but it's also not.
It's just four of the flags laid in a position.
It's more of a centerpiece.
Yeah, that's what I call it.
You're acting like Nazis.
Oh, by the way, when you arrested that guy because you don't like our posts, that's what the Nazis did!
Also, if you're a fan of this show and you're gay and you happen to see that, please arrange everything at your wedding to look like that.
Just for fun.
Please.
So stupid.
And make the complimentary name tags armbands.
Yeah, just be like, what?
I guess I've never heard of this.
What happened?
What's going on?
Just play completely ignorant.
Be like, I don't know.
Well, we already paid for the corsages.
Hugo Boss sponsored our wedding.
What?
Yeah, what?
It was great.
We were going to ride off in a Mercedes limo.
Yep.
And shoot a Walter.
Let me give you some responses here from the government in the UK.
Carolyn Russell, or Caroline Russell, don't know, don't care.
A Green Party representative, she's a London Assembly member, condemned the post and wrote this on Twitter.
As a London Assembly member and a member of the Police and Crime Committee, I hope the Met Police will look into Lawrence Fox using pride flags to create Nazi imagery and posting the images on a public platform.
This is a hate crime.
Oh!
Go back to one of the first Change My Minds that I did in 2015.
Hate speech isn't real.
Because of this.
A crime doesn't need a footnote.
Murder?
It's not a hate murder.
It's murder.
It doesn't need a footnote.
The whole reason for calling something a hate crime or starting with hate speech is to simply give the government more authority to label speech to be a crime.
And they've tried this here in the United States.
They tried it with us.
Right?
Hirono, I think Pelosi, these people, they were forced to ask Susan Wojcicki at the Recode Conference after the Vox hadpocalypse.
Forced to ask her, well, why is Stevenson allowed on the platform?
She said, well, Crowder didn't actually violate any of our rules.
So they created a new one.
Sorry for the rest of you on YouTube for that whole borderline content stuff.
We didn't mean for that to happen.
Our bad.
The report of defense falls under what they call the Malicious Communications Act.
This was passed by Parliament in 1988, amended in 2001 to include internet communications.
Just so you know, this is the policy.
This is the law.
I'm going to read it.
The references are available at loudmouthcutter.com if you want to read the entire thing.
It says, Any person who sends to another person any article or electronic communication which is of an indecent or grossly offensive nature is guilty of an offence if his purpose or one of his purposes in sending it is that it should cause distress or anxiety to the recipient or to any other person to whom he intends that it or its contents or nature should be communicated.
How about You, UK.
How about that?
Where's John Oliver talking about that?
You know, he always wants to talk about what's wrong here in the United States.
Where is he, Mr. Comedian, taking his government to task for silencing people for opinions?
And by the way, not even all that offensive.
It's a meme!
Is anybody there ever Instagram some of their food?
That's offensive to me.
I don't really think... I mean, have you seen English food?
It's...
He had your pick of the world.
I want people to look at my bangers and mash.
Fish and chips.
Look at my haggis.
There are starving kids in Africa like, keep it.
Yes.
I'll take relief rice.
Yes.
No, thank you.
I'm going to go eat another sand bowl.
Yes, I'll just lick the flies off my face like a frog.
Yes, yes.
You enjoy your fried cod and liver.
Just like a cucumber sandwich.
I would like you to never speak to me again.
Yes, exactly.
But we put the cucumber on the slice and then we call it a sandwich.
No.
It's not a sandwich though.
No.
It is to me.
You're an inferior country.
We know.
We know.
This is why we left you.
It's why our teeth are like this.
They're making it because it doesn't want the food.
That's right.
We're trying to fall out.
It's actually a part of our evolution since everything we have is boiled or broiled or broiled then boiled.
Right.
We don't need our teeth anymore for chewing.
It's more of just sort of a gumming.
Yes.
We don't care for it.
We don't want our body to say no.
It's all mush.
So.
Lawrence responded to the Assembly member, Russell, the Green Party member, saying, This is the UK, not China.
Good to know you would like to see your political opponents prosecuted for hate, locked up, and probably worse, so thanks for proving my point here.
Here's the thing.
I would like to support Lawrence, Fox, and I do support him in principle.
But legally, he doesn't have a leg to stand on.
Because guess what?
The UK is like China.
In that sense.
You know where else it's like China?
Australia.
And Canada.
Pretty much everywhere that's not the United States.
You might find some Norwegian countries who kind of idealize freedom of speech, but they don't really have it constitutionally enshrined.
But a lot of people in the UK actually think they have the right to speak freely.
So did Canadians, until their accounts were frozen for organizing a legal, peaceful protest.
Remember those truckers?
Oh yeah, absolutely.
You're until Mike Ward made a joke.
Yep.
No, that's a perfect example.
In Canada, Mike Ward made a joke.
I think we actually have that as an example.
Yeah.
Overlay J4.
The Mike Ward case.
Our friend.
He made a joke.
And he was forced before a Human Rights Tribunal.
Lost.
Had to go to the Supreme Court.
And it wasn't even a racist or sexist joke.
We have other examples here.
England.
There was a guy named Simon Ledger.
He was arrested for singing Kung Fu Fighting.
Doing that at a karaoke bar.
In Australia.
Zoe Lee Bueller.
We talked about her.
Arrested for an anti-lockdown Facebook post.
This is the kind of stuff that happens across the globe on a regular basis, outside of the United States, and you have to put it this way.
When people say, oh, the left and the right, and they take it on an issue-by-issue basis, look, believe me, we call Republicans to the mat when they are phonies, and they absolutely deserve to be.
But if you value freedom of speech, you are precluded Precluded from voting for the Democrat Party today.
You absolutely, positively cannot, if the Democrats had their way.
And what do I mean by that?
Let's go down the list.
Let's go down the list just for people in line for the presidency.
You would have former Vice President Joe Biden, President Kamala Harris, you would have, I believe Nancy Pelosi would be number three, President Pro Tempore would be number four, I'm trying to remember the name there.
Anyway, if the right amount of planes go down because they happen to be flying over Taiwan with an escort, You might end up with someone else.
But let's go through every single one of them.
Elizabeth Warren.
Look at anyone.
AOC.
The Squad.
They all want your speech regulated.
None of them support freedom of speech.
They all believe that big tech should have more power.
If they had their way, completely unfettered, if there were no Republicans, if there were no Conservatives standing in their way, it would be just like Australia.
It would be just like Canada.
It would be just like the UK.
That's what they want.
They consistently tell you We need to be more like these European countries.
That's the big divide.
I think we're better than Europe.
That's why we left.
I think Europe sucks!
Yeah, and every time they give a speech to their supporters about speech that should not be allowed, they do it to thunderous applause.
Right.
People are going right along with this, not realizing what they're doing.
Well, because they don't want to seem like somebody who's hateful, but where are the examples of actual hate?
That's the part that scares me so much about this going on in other countries.
You're talking about somebody who's anti-lockdown being arrested.
There's never any real example that shows any sort of like bigotry or anything that you could even, would be even considered questionable.
Right.
Or, you know, it's considered hateful to say that, hey, you guys redefined recession.
Yeah.
Hate.
Lock him up.
Hate.
But it feels like one, you know, on account of the $17 gas prices and the food getting smaller.
Stop the hate speech.
We don't allow hate speech on this show.
It's unbelievable.
What's the cute word they used for it, too?
A short session?
They came up with some stupid word for it.
It's just a small pinch.
Yeah.
Well, we give you less stuff for more money.
Yeah, what do you want?
How's that a reception?
What are you talking about?
You haven't heard about the buy one get one more expensive deal?
I don't understand.
What are you complaining about?
There's no jobs for you to pay for it.
Yeah.
It's the Bow Ray.
Buy one, get no more.
You buy one, you get raped.
By the way, this is exactly...
It's exactly like when we did this over at ladderwithcrowder.com, this meme right here, you can bring it up, of the gay shtoppo.
This was during the gay wedding cake issue and it was, uh, nine, you will sign our marriage licenses, you will bake our cakes.
It was just a meme.
We did it.
We referred to them as the gay shtoppo at that point because businesses should have the right to do whatever they want to do.
Right.
It's the exact same, guess what?
No one came banging down my door.
I wasn't arrested.
But if the left had its way, I would have been.
And I know right now, if the left would have its way, they're happy at that right now.
They'll go, I think you should get arrested.
Give it a shot.
I'd say every wedding cake's pretty gay.
It's true.
They also taste like crap.
Ours was good.
Very tasty.
No, it wasn't.
I was at your wedding.
Yeah, and you skipped the cake.
Why?
No, I tried the cake.
I skipped it after one bite.
Yeah, he probably went up to him and was like, this is delicious, where's the trash?
Yeah, exactly.
Watching my figure.
The compost bin.
We had great cake.
Alright, let's move on to this.
So now we have freedom of speech.
And freedom of speech, by the way, this is why it's so important so that we can tell you about the definition of a recession.
If they remove your ability to speak because you say, ah, I don't want to celebrate the gay pride month, then guess what?
No one can say, hold on a second, Reese, you were just saying... Reese or Breece?
The guy's name before.
The Economist.
You were just saying the technical definitions!
Dease.
Dease If you can't speak out about the same- I want to say same-sex- the Gay Pride Month, the LGBTQIA- by the way, I haven't even seen gay guys at the Gay Pride Month.
I've just seen a bunch of drag queens and angry fat lesbians with shirts from Bass Pro, so I'm sorry, gay guys.
You're yesterday's news.
The movement has been hijacked.
Yeah.
You are posse.
I think that they just made a bunch of, like, rainbow Robin Williams suspenders in the 70s they thought would take off and didn't, and they're just still selling those.
Yeah, exactly.
And then Gallagher bought the surplus.
Yeah, so take half of these.
Take half of these.
And a giant couch!
Smash.
And $400,000 bowling pins that are gigantic.
Yes.
He also owns a crazy amount of patents.
He does.
Yeah, Gallagher, he's an insane person.
All right.
Well, then nobody buys off of him, which is why he's broke.
But let's move on to this, because we wouldn't be allowed to discuss this in the UK, so here in the United States, we can take a Steaming, self-relieving exercise all over it.
Drag everything right now is permeating everything in America, and it's a horrible thing.
Now, I remember when transvestites used to be the Hoovers of the world and the head of the FBI.
People who just, you know, they sort of did it for fun.
Maybe Bob Hope did it at a USO tour.
Then, they had transsexuals, which are very rare.
Few and far between.
Oh, no, no, you're saying then, but that's okay.
He's cued up for it, baby.
I gotta tell you, it worked.
It worked.
Back then, it was transvestites and transsexuals.
When they said transgender, you're like, well, what makes transgender?
Someone who thinks they're a woman.
Okay, so do they have to do the bottom half?
No, that's a transsexual.
Do they have to do the breasts?
No, that's a transsexual.
Do they have to do the hormone replacement therapy?
No, that's a transsexual.
So what's a transgender?
Transvestite who just says he really, really is a woman.
Okay!
And so I remember when drag queen just meant gay guys who dressed up like women.
Right.
But now it's spread beyond gay bars and of course the appropriate public schools to go on to ruin even more of America.
So now let's go to then.
This was back in April and this was making the rounds on social media.
An Episcopal school, and Episcopal meaning it's not a thing, invited a drag queen to perform.
And I warn you, if you have children, you probably don't want them watching this, unlike the kids who were present.
Roll the clip.
Get all the masks.
Telling them to stand up.
Stand up!
He's so funny.
Watch the turn.
You don't get that fat on communion wafers.
That would not be allowed in any church.
No.
She just burst into flames.
Ridiculous.
Starts melting like he looked at the Ark of the Covenant.
Z. Where are the nuns?
Where are the nuns with the ruler making you get on your knees to make sure the skirt, you know, goes beyond your dick?
That wouldn't even be acceptable for a sister act.
No!
If a guy or a girl walked into church that way, they would be asked to leave or to put something else on.
They probably would be nice about it.
But nobody is going to allow you to walk down the center aisle with kids in attendance showing your butt to the thong.
Not nobody.
The Episcopalians will.
They're the acceptable people.
And by the way, on his TikTok, the drag queen, Brita Filter, more like carbon block, more like inactivated charcoal.
More like coffee, mate.
Yes.
Creamer.
No, no, no, hold on.
It's THE Brita Filter.
THE Brita slash Filter.
Xlax.
Gosh.
I cannot believe it.
Brita Filter.
People have to take this seriously.
Think about this.
You have to take it seriously.
Yes, we feel honored.
We are honored to be represented by Brita Filter and Trojan McCondomface.
Thank you very much.
I thought we got that wrong.
I had to look it up because I couldn't believe it.
We also have, uh, Magnum.
You're gonna wanna, uh, turn around.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's, uh, that's weird.
And next up, we will be, of course, entertained by Snap, Crackle, Pop, all one person.
Yes.
And, uh, someone who goes cuckoo for cock.
Coco.
No, they just, wow, that one was not even really a pun.
Well, you know what, they're all welcome here at the Episcopalian Congregation.
You're all welcome to pray.
Please go to our nursery unattended, unmonitored.
Now.
Kids, this is what will be in hell.
Yes.
Well, if we believed in hell, but we're Episcopalian, we don't really believe anything.
No.
No.
We're allowing this to happen.
Mm-hmm.
At least get a hot one.
Good luck.
So that performer you just saw, Brita Filter.
wrote on the TikTok, I literally went to church to teach the children today.
A Catholic high school here in NYC invited me to their Pride Chapel.
I don't think Rita Filter did the right research.
I believe it's Episcopalian.
Episcopalian, for sure.
What are you going to teach them?
How to not?
Yeah, a Catholic high school would only have a shame chapel.
Well, I think, you know what?
The shame chapel isn't all wrong.
No, I'm going to say they had it right.
Yep.
I would say use the ruler on the knuckles, but Mr. Filter might like it.
I'm sorry, Ms.
Filter?
I don't know.
I'm not sure if she's married.
I have no idea.
I didn't see her ring.
I mean, it's saw a ring, not my fingers.
Brita Filter also wrote, Visibility matters and I'm so honored to have had the chance to talk to you about my work as an LGBTQ plus drag queen activist and hell followed with it.
Wow.
Rapture.
So quickly.
Who knew?
Pestilence.
Plague.
By the way, I went onto their website for the Grace Episcopalian Church.
They wanted to make sure.
They said, we want to have a diverse set of students, parents, faculty, staff.
They listed that twice.
I'm not sure why.
And we don't have any place for racism, sexism, classism.
I'm nodding my head in agreement that it's like sexual orientation.
You want to accept all of those and you want to Except any gender identity.
I'm like, what?
I'm sorry.
I thought this said church.
I didn't understand.
I thought everybody's opinion is fantastic in your church, except for God's.
That was the problem.
Well, you know what, though?
I think they should have, you know, toss a Meshack, Brita Filter, and a Bendigo into the fiery furnace and see what happens.
I don't know.
And behold, I looked, and lo, a drag queen walked in.
Put her in a Brita filter and see what good comes out.
That's unbelievable.
They have a pH strip?
They're still fluoride.
Who sends their kids to that, calling it a church?
Sick people.
Sick people.
I'm sorry, sick people.
I wouldn't send my kids to a normal strip club.
I wouldn't send my kids to a school that let all of their fellow actual female students dress up like Buffalo Bill Raggedy Ann's.
Well... I mean... Dave's like, some of us got lower standards.
Look, listen.
Everybody's not perfect.
That's true.
No, I just don't understand.
If you want to go and worship in a place because you believe in God and you have your own issues, fine.
I get that.
But there's a difference between that and letting them show.
Well, yeah, but you can't look at the book and go, yeah, I think all this is good.
Take out page 74.
I don't like page 127.
No, I'm Catholic.
You can absolutely do that.
Let's go to page 142, just a pop-out Cod piece.
Okay, we're gonna get rid of that.
Go do something else and call it something else, but it is not worshipping God when you say all these things are just fine.
Jesus didn't sit down with sinners and say you're cool.
He said, you gotta change your ways, guys.
Sorry.
Their Bibles are six pages.
Garth Brooks lyrics.
Yeah, it's just thou and five are just the Green New Deal.
And low AOC.
Hey, look, churches.
People want to talk about what can you do.
Well, not just politically get involved.
This is, okay, this is the fault, I will tell you this, of feminist women and women watching right now.
You need to start cleaning your own ranks.
You need to start fighting.
I got into a conversation with a woman at the gym not too long ago about this during the break.
There were three guys there and there were two women.
And they were saying, what do we do right now with these transgender athletes?
This was someone who played volleyball, competing in women's sports.
I said, you!
You need to fight your friends because men have overwhelmingly opposed this for a long time.
When we're talking about sports specifically, I'll bring it back to drag queens and church.
Yeah, unless you literally signed up for it.
Right.
And then women overwhelmingly supported it.
And she goes, well, that's not me.
I said, that's what you need to change.
Guess what?
Statistically, it's been largely white women, not black women, not Latino women, largely white suburban women who have supported this transgender movement to be nice.
Guess what men don't do?
Is if you were to say, you know, statistically, men actually have a problem with insert X, Y, we would go, man, we better get a handle on this.
And I said to her, you need to start fighting.
Right now, if you don't want to lose this.
She said, well, what am I, you know, I want to have, I don't want to alienate my friends.
I said, it doesn't matter.
We do it all the time.
Do you realize what I would have said if Gerald or Dave said, I'm having a they-be?
I'd be like, what the hell's wrong with you?
Right away, if they saw the way men treat each other, we call each other to the mat on a regular basis.
Women are afraid to, and so they don't realize that 70-something percent of women in their ranks support this crap.
She said, well, most of my friends are conservative, and so I don't really talk about these things with my liberal friends.
I said, call up someone you hate!
And argue with them!
She said, am I just supposed to start a fight at the PTA conference?
I said, yes!
Yes, that is exactly right!
Fight every single inch!
Women!
You disproportionately are in positions of board members and churches.
A lot of people think because the pastors are largely men.
The truth is, the churches right now, if you look at people in positions of authority, largely board members, people who are involved with running small groups, mostly women.
You need to start fighting this shit.
This is affecting you and it's largely affecting your daughters.
We kind of have a self-defeating mechanism here with men.
Notice there aren't a lot of women going into men's sports, dominating female to male transgenders.
Notice they're not really happening in all male spaces and it being a problem because they kind of get drummed out of the core.
And men don't really include people who aren't amongst them as amongst them.
Doesn't mean that you're rude to them, but it's pretty easy to tell.
Women, this is incumbent upon you.
It is entirely because of the feminist movement trying to eliminate the lines between male and female, men and women.
Women can do everything men can do, which is not true.
Women can do everything men can do.
Women don't need a man to raise children.
None of those things are true, but it makes way for the lie that men and women are a figment of your imagination.
This is all a byproduct of feminism.
I know what you're saying.
I'm not a feminist.
Doesn't matter.
A lot of your friends are.
You need to fight them every single step of the way so that your demographics don't change the way that male demographics haven't changed to that degree.
Generation Z's an exception.
Lots of pussy boys.
Well, it's true though, but you're right.
Because if you really do believe in it and you want to fight against it, the greatest way to lose is a white flag.
Never saying anything.
You've already given up when the other side's willing to fight, which means this will continue to happen and you will lose.
And the fight will come to you.
It'll just be at a point where you can't win anymore.
Absolutely.
It's going to happen one way or the other.
Let's just do it now when you can actually have a civil conversation with most people who just don't have really much of an opinion on this and go, oh, I never knew that.
It's the laziest argument.
People say, oh, it doesn't affect you.
You're right.
It doesn't affect me because I'm not in the NCAA swim meet.
You're right.
It doesn't affect me because I don't compete in MMA and risk being concussed by a man now living as a woman.
You're right.
It doesn't affect me because I would never set foot in this silly Episcopalian church.
I could say that about all those things and they use this same argument with, oh, why are you mad?
It doesn't affect you.
A mask.
Well, guess what?
It actually does when you say that I don't have unalienable rights.
That affects everybody.
When the government says, we can lock you down indefinitely, that affects everybody.
When you say, well you know what, actually, there's no difference between men and women, and the most important thing you can do, former Vice President of the United States Joe Biden said, the most important thing you can do is affirm your child's gender.
Oh!
Just opened the door to Child Protective Services taking your kid away if you don't put them on puberty blockers.
By the way, the primary hospital that performed these prepubescent operations or interventions in the UK just got shut down.
Oh!
We'll talk about that later this week.
It seems that, you know, one of the beauties of life is actually sunshine and nature and the farther we get away from going outside and being part of nature, the less natural we're becoming.
Well, yeah, I would love to go out in nature.
Unfortunately, the drag queens have rubbed their oily asses all over every bark.
Well, they're indoors, apparently.
Rubbing their ass on every pew.
That's the point.
Nowhere is untouched by the astroglide drag ass.
Not even the subway.
Well, that was already there.
It's like a dog with a carpet, only it's everything.
I haven't seen this much semen in the subway since every day.
Oh boy.
But now it's ladies' semen.
So let's go to now.
That was then.
Now, Joint Base Langley-Eustis in Virginia hosted a diversity, equity, and inclusion summer festival.
I'm sorry.
So according to the festival's eventcreate.com, Harpy Daniels The Navy Drag Queen was one of the performances.
And by the way, I got in trouble for referring to, I believe it was AOC as a harpy.
It might have been Whitmer.
I might have said Floozy, Harlet, I don't know.
The point is... They voluntarily took the name.
You're saying that you're a slutty drag queen.
Her brother's sister does crazy cigar tricks.
Yes!
Don't get me started on the harmonica.
So, this is the Navy Drag Queen.
Say hello, by the way, everybody, to completely normal, what's wrong with you, Harpy Daniels.
It's come to my attention that you don't know who I am.
Look now, you're talking to your highness.
Can't you see we are the real thing?
Oh, that's the real you.
Sorry, the real you after four hours of Henson Prosthetics.
They don't know the real me.
The real me requires hundreds of dollars in makeup and hair extensions.
But this is what I am on the inside.
And just think of that poor broad Rachel Dolezal and all the crap we gave her.
She just put on a weave.
So, Harpy Daniels, that's Petty Officer Second Class Joshua Kelly of the U.S.
Navy.
By the way, also a member of Trans Team Six, just for those of you who didn't know.
Lots of training went into that.
Remember kids, knowing your pronouns is half the battle.
The other half is keeping up with your vulvoplasty aftercare.
Make sure you have your expansion device.
Fighting's nothing anymore.
We gotta, we gotta... And the Army National Guard!
You trans!
We gotta go in there and fight.
Alright, I need 38 hours to put my makeup on.
Thanks.
If China's looking for like a time, like, when do we invade?
Now, I think is reasonable.
Oh, they could've said, they could've been saying that for the last two years.
Yeah, that's probably...
Now, I know what you're saying, this is one of those things, you're just going off half-cocked, you don't have the information, but I want you to be ready to hit the like button.
By that I mean hit the like button right now and leave your comment, uh, because all references are available at lightofthecarder.com.
We did our due diligence. I throw up in my mouth a little a spokesman for the base
verified that the installation commander signed off on the event and
approved the use of taxpayer funded military resources Go back to using cocaine just cocaine make you funny couldn't
hurt Oh Gerald
here All right, that's enough of those guys
Hopefully we can just get rid of them at some point.
So, this is my question to you before we go here to play.
What are we playing today, Tokunawa?
And we're playing...
What are we playing?
Hate Symbol or Not.
Hate Symbol or Not on Mug Club.
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Last week of August, first week of September.
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Before we leave, Dayton, Ohio is where Dave is going to be this weekend.
Dayton, Ohio.
We'll plug it more again on Mug Club.
My final question to you is, what do you find more aggravating?
Harpy Daniels or the Episcopalian Church?
But I kind of repeat myself.
Who'd have thought that the National Guard would seem tougher than the Navy?
A Navy SEAL.
Yeah.
Those village people, man, they were positively oracles.
Oh, they were so much more manly.
Well, hold on.
Hold that thought because I know Dave is just desperately, he's biting his lip because he doesn't want to... You know what?
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