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Letters From Prison
Hope is a powerful weapon.
A letter to his wife Winnie, April 2nd, 1969.
Dear Winnie, Every day I remember that hope is a powerful weapon, even when all else is lost.
You and I, however, have gained much over the years, and are making advances in important respects.
Nothing will harm you, my darling.
You are in my thoughts every moment of my life.
I think about you when I close my eyes at night, and I will be heartbroken until the morning you are by my side when I awaken.
But until that day comes, please send more of my patriot supply.
I love the cheesy macaroni, as well as their scrumptious oatmeal.
However, the pudding is transcendental.
One tastes, and it makes me feel as if I'm no longer a prisoner in this world.
It provides a fantastical taste of escape that an incarcerated man like myself so desperately needs.
In fact, it turns out I like my patriot supply even more than you.
A future man told me that we'd get divorced in 1996, but that pudding will always be by my side.
Yours for now, Nelly.
P.S.
Please do not tell anyone about how I like to put tires around people's necks and light them on fire.
Send pudding.
It's June, which marks Louder With Crowder's seventh annual cultural appropriation festival.
It's the first of the four appropriation months, where we take you across the globe, learning
about and appreciating all the diverse cultures this planet has to offer.
No!
Because to appropriate is to appreciate.
This week we transport you to a very special portion of a majestic continent.
The land of lions, giraffes, and apartheid.
The birthplace of such wonderful whites as Elon Musk and Charlize Theron.
South Africa!
I'm very happy to be on Twitter.
Mmm.
That's because it was, look, I know we're kind of scraping the bottom of the barrel with this one.
We were looking at South Africa, but you can see my SpaceX.
SpaceX, there we go.
To the moon!
Shibu Inu!
Yeah, look at that.
It's not Shibu Inu, that's a different crypto.
We don't exactly have Jim Henson on the payroll here.
Really glad to be with you!
Let me just set this up.
We're going to get to Joe Biden on Jimmy Kimmel last night.
I know everyone's talking about it.
Unfortunately, I haven't really seen very adequate fact-checking.
The most difficult part of today's show is 20-something minutes, is about what the segment was.
Every phrase was a lie.
Every single phrase is a lie.
Where do you start?
The show would be three hours today if we were to just go through it.
So I just picked the most egregious lies.
Uh, the ones that are numbers?
Yeah, he has less executive orders than Donald Trump.
He does know that we have those numbers, correct?
Like, he does know that I am one click or one thumb press away from fact-checking that lie!
Snopes?
Nothing?
Yeah, his audience won't look at it, though.
Snopes?
No?
No PolitiFact?
You're no Kojak when it comes to this?
No Columbo?
Alright, thanks for your detective work.
I wish we didn't have to do this.
It's Cultural Appropriation Month.
I'd like to have a little more fun, but oh my god, no one wants to do it!
We'll do it, though.
Don't mistrust your institutions.
So as we do that today, of course, we are live on Rumble Monday through Thursday.
You can always watch us Monday through Thursday at 10 a.m.
Eastern.
And of course, we have a full hour on Mug Club.
It's Chat Thursday.
And today is, of course, Cultural Appropriation Month.
So you can send your costumes in.
Oh, we're using the hashtag LWCSouthAfrica.
That seems complicated.
South Africa.
I just think it should be hashtag cultural appropriation month.
Use either one of those.
And we do have the promo code right now for the next 24 hours.
$20 off for Mug Club, an annual subscription.
And use the word culture.
Use the word culture.
And again, we're demonetized on YouTube.
We pretty much just stay in business because of viewers like you.
And I don't mean that in the sense that PBS says it, and they're funded by the federal government, which technically is viewers like you.
It's just your tax dollars against your will.
It's by force.
We're supported by viewers like you, not through force.
So, what do you think?
Let me ask a question today before I bring everyone in.
What do you think was the most egregious lie from Joe Biden on Jimmy Kimmel?
I don't know where to start.
But!
All of it.
Let's introduce our lovely people here today, of course.
The Atomic!
Not exactly.
Yours is clearly the most identifiable, Gerald A. It's very clear that you're Charlize Theron.
It is.
Mine, I was a little like, this is just a guy in a tux.
We know who you are.
It is.
And I have to say, all of you guys out there who are getting top surgery, I think the novelty kind of wears off in a few minutes and you're like, just, they're in the way.
Yeah.
Show those guns, bro.
Yeah, show those.
You look jacked.
Look at that.
They're not really there anymore.
No, they are.
I have dad guns.
Oh, I do have the farmer's tan.
Why do you have a farmer's tan?
I don't think you've seen the sunlight in half a decade.
I believe it's permanent at this point.
He just came out born with a white trash tan.
How can we make him look like a trailer park kid?
I don't know.
Right there.
His 23 and me reads trailer park.
No, so I want to make sure all of our contests, like, commit!
Okay?
Look at me right now!
Do you think I want to be like this?
Commit!
If you don't send in good costumes, we're not going to do Cultural Appropriation Month anymore.
This is seven years.
Seven years, and we're running out of countries!
We are running out of countries, but I do have to say I'm glad we chose this one because you, sir, are my favorite African-American.
Yep.
I am just such a huge fan.
You know, it's funny that you say that, and I don't want this to be like an ass-shining contest like Jimmy Kimmel and Joe Biden.
You, Charlize, are absolutely my favorite African-American.
Except in Monster.
That was gross.
That's a fair point.
You don't need to subject yourself for that.
You're hot.
Just own it and be hot.
Yeah, that's true.
Can we pull up a side-by-side of who wore it best?
Me or Charlize Theron?
Yeah, let's do that for Mug Club.
Later on?
Later on, yeah.
Which Charlize Theron?
Spoiler alert!
Not this guy.
Oh, come on!
I can't believe he subjected himself to that.
For a second he thought it was him.
You've got to give me at least a bit of, you know, time.
It will poison your soul!
And then, of course, Tokunawa is working over there, taking your chats.
He's Tink Tink.
He's the Blade Runner who killed his girlfriend.
And, uh... Oh, what do we have?
Casey, who... I'm afraid to ask.
I'm Trevor Noah.
Good morning, Steven.
Oh, jeez, he does a good... Give me some Trevor Noah.
Oh, well, today we're not going to talk about Joe Rogan saying the N-word over and over again.
No, no, we're going to talk about my homeland, South Africa.
Yes, thank you.
And by that, you mean that you're absolutely going to talk about Joe Rogan using the N-word?
Oh, I have to expose him.
He is absolutely a terrible, terrible man.
Of course.
And then, you know him, you love him.
He's always back, you know, when Dave has to be on the road.
It's his birthday.
Happy birthday, Dave.
Quarter Mandela.
Quarter Black.
How are you, sir?
I was offended whenever I found out that Dave Might played Mandela, so I called you.
There was no chance that he was going to play Mandela.
No way.
We said we need a ringer.
And by the way, it's Nerdrotic, is your podcast?
Where can people find it?
The channel is Nerdrotic, and the show is Friday Night Tights on Fridays.
Oh, okay.
We just had Alex Jones on last week.
Really?
Yeah, it was really good.
Did you have him in studio, or you just did it via Skype, Zoom?
No, it was Zoom.
It was in his studio, but it was a lot of fun.
Yeah, but now you know what my job is, like, trying to corral that guy.
Yeah, right?
You're like, alright, come on, we gotta start.
No, no, look, look, I know I can start in a second.
Wait, is this live?
You're like, we've already been live.
Oh, okay.
Alright, I shouldn't have drunken that.
He brought out, like, a jersey from, like, Red Dawn, and he brought out his shot YouTube button.
It was awesome.
And he licked a hallucinogenic toad.
Alright, let's do this.
That was before the show.
That's definitely not a gay frog.
Here's my fluoride carbon filter.
Do you mind if I promote oil of oregano?
You're like, just do whatever you want.
Just do it.
You do you, Alex.
You do you.
He jumps into live reads just like Ben Shapiro does.
You don't even see it coming.
You don't even know it's coming.
All right, so actually, since it's Cultural Appropriation Month, because to appropriate is to appreciate, it's time for some facts that you may not know about South Africa.
Oh, that's a comma.
Oh, I mean, you said comma, too.
What, did we get our equipment from South Africa?
Yes.
Just our team members.
So, to learn about South Africa again, because you should always learn about other nations.
I don't know if you know this, it's not all about you, America.
So, South Africa has the fourth highest HIV-AIDS rate in the world.
Really?
Yep.
Receipts?
Any receipts for that?
Mm-hmm.
Wow.
South Africa is actually the largest producer in the world of platinum.
Ah!
I'll take that.
Yep.
Nelson Mandela once said, education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world.
Now where are all the stupid white bitches at?
Wow.
Yeah, that's... Yeah, it's not as... Thank you.
That's been around for a while.
It's not as ubiquitous.
People don't know about it.
The first heart transplant in the world took place, actually, in South Africa in 1967.
That's great.
Eighteen days later, the patient died of double pneumonia.
Well, but not of heart attack.
No, exactly.
That's a different thing.
Yeah, it's a different thing.
They solved the one thing.
Unrelated.
Unrelated.
Extra nine days.
It's like, you know, you get a vaccine and you start... Neil Blomkamp.
Told a Hollywood reporter that filming District 9 was, quote, the most difficult thing for me to experience since watching Apartheid end.
So that's pretty, yeah.
That's a difficult thing.
That's been South Africa Facts.
I'm glad that you guys learned something.
Boobaloo, boobaloo, boobaloo, boobaloo, boobaloo, boobaloo.
Booyup.
No, I know, it's South Africa.
I'm sorry.
I mean, I'm going to invent things and go to Mars.
We'll talk about it more on Mug Club, but even when I travel to Ireland, you guys have it so, so good here in the United States.
You don't realize how much more convenient your life is.
I'm not saying Ireland is a third world country at all.
It's clearly not.
But even then, just restaurants are not open nearly as often.
The idea, you know, here you go to a quick trip, you can get whatever you want, you have fast internet, you have any kind of cell phone service plan you want.
Everywhere else in the world, when people talk about South Africa, they're like, well, what do you think?
It's just Johannesburg.
I'm like, okay, but have you actually looked at how people live there?
It's still, it's not even close.
Listen, you have enough safety, security, and prosperity to complain about your pronouns.
Yes.
That's it.
Yeah, it's pretty safe.
We live in a safe society.
If you don't have a war against anyone else, you war against yourself.
Hmm.
You do.
And your body, apparently, by adding things to it and cutting things off.
Your wiener, which, by the way, I really appreciate that you committed to that, but you don't get that back.
Top and bottom.
So, let me move on to this.
This is something, before we move on to Jimmy Kimmel and Biden, and I did want to spend some time on that today because, oh my gosh, so dishonest.
I don't even know how much he knows that it's dishonest, but before that, Another stupid person.
Yesterday, Joy Behar.
And here's the thing, I don't use the term stupid lightly.
No, this is wow.
I don't think that Nancy Pelosi is stupid.
I don't think Whitmer is stupid.
I don't think Kamala Harris is stupid.
I don't think that Biden back in the day was that stupid.
Joy Behar is so mind-numbingly dumb, she is sitting at that table and she's not even having the same conversation as anyone else around her.
She's like that old lady who just starts naming things that are in her line of vision.
Ha!
Jail cell!
You're like, yes, that's what it is.
Tom Thumb!
That's a grocery store.
Okay.
You can say words.
So Joy Behar had this to say on a panel of black women.
Most AR-15 owners are former military, 35 plus and married, so that's all I'm saying is that they're not just crazy people.
Here's the thing, once black people get guns in this country, the gun laws will change, trust me.
The lady looked at her like, like what the fuck?
Wait, hold on, what did you just say?
What are you trying to pull up?
I didn't fully say.
Toolman?
This face.
What the fuck did you just say?
Oh my goodness.
Now, I believe the implication there.
What are you trying to say, Joy?
She's trying to say that if black people had guns, white people would be afraid of them and so they would try and remove firearms from them, I guess.
Sure.
Joy you ignorant slut!
That line when you need it.
I wouldn't even say slut because she's past that point.
It's just the insult at the end.
Right, yeah.
I think she's trying to say that white people are racist and that if black people...
Here's the problem with it.
A huge portion of black people already have guns.
According to a 2017 Pew study, this was 32% of black households own a gun.
That's a third of black households.
For comparison, it was a little less than half for white households, right?
About 49%.
So, more white people, a third versus slightly less than half.
You're like, okay, in other words, it's not like we're trying to keep slaves on the plantation.
And by the way, Black gun ownership has gone up dramatically because of people like you, Joy Behar.
Right in the wake of Floyd Taylor, he had all these riots, $2 billion in damages.
We had Officer Dorn's wife on the show who was slaughtered by someone in one of those neighborhoods trying to help his own community, a black police officer.
So black gun ownership went up.
By 58%!
Now I had an Asian do this math who works here, because I didn't want to get this wrong.
So if you were to estimate, we don't have these numbers now, there isn't the data, the Pew Research was 2017, then you look at this article from The Hill, all references available at ladoscreditor.com, that would put black household gun ownership at around 50.5%.
So more than white people in 2017?
Yeah, more as a percentage.
That's great.
By the way, does she think there are laws that prevent black people?
Yeah, there's guards at the door.
They're like, no, you can't step in here, Jamal.
No, not for you.
Some black guy's going in to buy himself a Walther and someone's just like, REJECTED!
GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE!
Like it's a 1950s diner.
They're like, ah, Peter, you come on over here, Tom.
You know, listen, if black people could go and buy guns and they didn't have fire hoses and German shepherds, everyone, we could all eat pie!
Joy, I think you're the racist.
Joy, you're the racist.
Hey, to be clear, I've advocated this.
I want as many law-abiding black gun owners in the country as possible.
Please.
Please.
Absolutely.
More of them.
Taking applications now.
It'd be fantastic.
It's so funny to me, too, when they talk about the gun control issue and they say, you know, we need a screen to make sure the right kinds of people are getting these permits.
Okay, I get it.
It's not perfect, but if you look at the concealed carry permit statistics, they commit less crimes than off-duty police officers.
This is the most law-abiding demographic that you can find as concealed carry permit holders in this country.
And that's why I want more of them!
That's why I want more people not only owning firearms, but carrying them, and Joy Behar can't even comprehend that.
She was probably talking to a lady, a black lady, who owns a gun!
Well, she was just reciting statistics about...
Military.
And a lot of the military are black.
It's like, does she not realize that she's talking about black people right then?
Because like what you just said, she's not even having the same conversation.
She's like drifting in and out of like listening and she's like, yeah, but black people don't have guns!
Well, the other lady had just made a really good point.
She's like, people with AR-15s are not crazy people.
You guys are demonizing them.
And Joy Behar's like, but if black people had guns!
She said something smart that she couldn't agree with, but she couldn't dispute with facts, and so she's like, well, black people had guns, we'd change the laws.
Okay, well look, hey, how about this?
I will go on the record, and this might be, I'm not afraid to take the risks.
Do it.
I want as many law-abiding black gun owners as possible, and I want fewer gun laws.
Shocking.
What?
I'm willing to take the risk that I get shot by a black guy with a gun.
I'm willing to take the risk.
I know Joy Behar.
I know that you live in fear of that because, you know, hmm, black.
But I'm okay with it.
With her private security, by the way.
Yes, her private security.
Some of whom I guarantee you are black.
And the building security.
Do you think she went into the green room and one of her black security guards was like, hey, you know that bullshit you said about the gun?
Hey, there's a guy here to kill you, but I don't have a gun.
You know that was really messed up, right?
Like, you dumb as hell.
I mean, you have seen me every day.
You have seen my ass with a gun every day.
You even said, show me your gun.
Yeah, you asked me to come in wearing nothing but a gun and a smile, and I followed a sexual harassment suit.
And now you don't know that black people have guns?
Stupid crazy bitch.
Come on, Joy.
Yeah, at our last show, we had security guards who were black guys.
I see black guys with guns all the time.
I don't understand why this scares Joy Behar.
Nobody's afraid of that.
I mean, if you're in an opposing gang.
Well, in Chicago, that's... Listen, in Joy's community, they don't allow black people to have guns, and so she's just speaking from her small community of reference.
They don't allow anyone to own guns in New York.
That's true.
She thinks it's because she's Italian.
You know, listen, you know why?
It's because I'm a guinea!
That's not why.
No.
It's actually, by the way, it's because you didn't pass the background check, Joe.
Like, no!
One time in college!
Alright.
So, let's get to former Vice President Joe Biden on Jimmy Kimmel.
For record, you watched the full clip.
I did, yeah.
And quarter black guy, did you watch the full?
Hell no.
23 minutes of my life I never get back.
I was hoping you would just show it to me.
The best parts.
He's doing weird stuff now.
Yeah, I'm watching Jimmy Kimmel.
Man, it sounds like I'm gonna kill myself.
He's celebrating the Halo series on Paramount+.
Can't get enough of it.
I don't even want to talk about that.
Just move on.
This is very nerdy.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Sorry, we'll go back.
Next thing you're going to start referencing basketball.
No, I won't.
Come on, look whose name is on the ledger.
Don't get me lost in tall grass here.
Halo?
No, I actually did play Halo on Xbox.
My last generation of video gaming was, the last game I played all the way through was Fable on Xbox.
I love Fable.
Yeah, it was fun.
Dude, it's so deep.
I remember people complained about it.
They were like, it's not open-ended enough.
I'm like, just stop.
Everyone takes videos.
It's a good time.
It's good music.
If it's pointless, you just run around and do nothing.
Speaking of pointless, that's a segway.
Thank you.
Also, the guy who invented the segway died by driving his segway off a cliff.
Still the funniest story in the history of mankind.
He just segwayed right off the cliff.
In South Africa.
Right.
Little known fact.
Oh, that's true.
Really?
Yeah.
A lot of cliffs in South Africa.
And we brought it right back.
Of course not.
So speaking of pointless and plummeting to your death, that's how I felt I wanted to plummet to my death.
Former Vice President Joe Biden.
I think this was him, but I don't know if it was him or it was just some, you know, bent back paperclips and masking tape kind of holding him up.
But he appeared on Jimmy Kimmel.
So let's set it up and then get to the worst.
The worst lies.
But there are so many.
Wonderful to have you here.
It's good to be back.
I thought maybe you wanted me to just stay on Fox all the time.
You know, they're very concerned that I might not ask you serious questions, so I don't want you to... Oh, I really ask serious questions.
Ask about Hunter.
I don't want to upset them at all.
Do you mind if I ask you some serious questions?
Because this is, um, unfortunately... Not at all.
I never mind having a conversation with someone really smart.
Well, uh, Guillermo, maybe you need to take over.
Okay, before I get into anything else, I know you'll say, this is ad hominem.
Like I said, 20 minutes, every sentence, almost every sentence was a lie.
That's not hyperbole.
Joe Biden, he moves like someone who knows that if he just touches something incorrectly, everything's going to break.
He's very calculated.
The way he is, he's at that age where it's like, if I put my elbow here, am I going to crack my humerus?
I'm in pain!
Let me put my foot over my... Everything hurts and they won't let me go home.
Oh, Jimmy.
Remember when they made a big deal about Donald Trump drinking a glass of water?
Oh, God.
That was like a week-long straight of just, look how he holds it.
He's shaking a little bit.
Oh, my God.
He's like, he's gonna die soon.
Which, by the way, I have to use two hands if I'm drinking something after the gym.
But the point is, Joe Biden lives his life like a turpid sloth.
That's too much stability.
Hold on, I gotta put one foot in front of the other.
He plans on five breaks a week.
My point is, this is a man who is very clearly old.
This is a man who, this is a comedy show.
If they wanted to actually do their job, there would be at least some jokes about the fact that he's a demented old circus monkey, but instead they're acting like he's this wonderful president and it's fawning praise.
This is The Disconnect.
between the media elite, the entertainment media industrial complex, and you. Even the people who
voted for Joe Biden, for former Vice President Joe Biden, are not watching this saying that,
all right, that man is a pillar. Fantastic. That is strength. A pillar of robust youth.
He's a pillar of salt. Look at him.
All right. So let's get to a few fact checks here. He, of course, was discussing gun control,
like joy racist Behar, and he decided to make his case directly to Americans on Jimmy Kimmel
because, of course, overwhelmingly Americans reject the actual policies when they know what they are.
So here he is.
Here's what has to happen.
All of you folks, and I hope, and I'm not being facetious when I say this, I hope the Republicans are here as well.
You've got to make sure that this becomes a voting issue.
It's got to be one of those issues where you decide your position on the issue of senator or candidate for House or Senate.
That's a big one.
That's a pretty big magazine.
Look, he's thinking it's the Valentine's Day Massacre.
You're right.
It is our fault that people in the House and Congress can take responsibility for it, but it is our fault because we need to stop this.
We need to do it.
Okay.
And this is, of course, it's all painted, right, with a tint of, we're the only ones who care.
Yeah.
We need to stop it.
And the way we stop it is with guns.
Again, we were removed.
We had our shows removed.
You can watch all the banned episodes.
You have a promo code right now, Culture, $20 off on Mug Club.
There's the banned archive.
Because we said there was going to be a mental health crisis.
Yeah.
That if you were going to see an increase in suicides, which we were seeing dramatically, that typically there's a trend line.
That's relatively consistent with homicides and violent crime due to mental instability.
We were talking about this in relation to the COVID lockdowns.
Boom!
Removed!
And now they say, we need to stop this.
So now they want to remove your Second Amendment rights.
By the way, they're surrounded by security in that studio.
I know that's not lost on you.
But why?
Before we get to some of the fact checks, think about this for a second.
Why would Joe Biden want to make this a single issue voting election on guns?
And make no mistake, they want you to focus on guns and abortion.
And they want there to be riots and marches over guns and abortion.
Well, call it a hunch, but there's some recent polling coming out.
This is May 27th.
This is from a Harvard Caps-Harris poll.
Fifty-five percent of respondents strongly or somewhat disapprove of Biden.
Sixty-three percent say the country is on the wrong track.
Sixty-two percent disapprove of the handling of inflation.
Fifty-six percent disapprove of crime handling, immigration.
They disapprove of the economy.
Let's compare this to Trump at the same point.
Sixty-three percent of voters had a favorable view of the economy.
And that's typically the most important voting issue.
His overall approval rating?
Former Vice President Joe Biden?
39%.
Remember when... 39.7.
Remember when they used to say that Donald Trump was the most unpopular president ever?
And that's also why, you know, fair and square, which we'll get to in a second, lost that election.
Most safe, secure election in history.
Fortified.
Of course, you can't go watch on Mug Club episodes that were banned from YouTube regarding that topic.
Don't do it.
Spoiler alert.
I don't think it was the safest and most secure election in history, just so you know.
That's just my opinion.
I'm not allowed to substantiate it.
Because that would be misinformation.
Against the rules.
So 39.7, Biden, against the least popular president in history, Donald Trump, at the same point during his presidency was 42.7%.
Ah!
So that's higher.
Yes.
I don't know numbers.
Three points, right?
I'm doing the math correctly here.
And so what they have to do is, look, it's pretty, and I understand there's more to the economy than just Joe Biden with gas prices.
I understand that it's not just Joe Biden.
I understand also the Federal Reserve.
Okay, I get that it's not just a straight A to B line.
However, there is a direct contrast that you see.
And we have a contrast that's more, I would say, more stark than ever throughout our lifetime.
Because think about it, when we grew up, okay, Clinton and George W. Bush, not that big of a difference, honestly.
Let's go Ronald Reagan, George Bush Sr., Clinton, George W. Bush, Okay, not a huge contrast, right?
They all were relatively big government.
Bill Clinton was a moderate Democrat.
George W. Bush was a moderate centrist, right?
The contrast that you would have had would have been Jimmy Carter to Ronald Reagan.
That was a contrast.
That's what turned that generation into conservatives forever.
We, in our generation, have a pretty stark contrast.
Eight years of Barack Obama and former Vice President Joe Biden.
Then three years of President Donald Trump.
I don't count the lost year because of the COVID sham that the Democrats perpetrated.
And then you have Another, you will have another four years of former Vice President Joe Biden.
So you've got eight, three, and another four.
And at a certain point, it's so easy a child can do it, they go, wait a second.
Gas prices go up.
Okay, economy not doing as well.
All right, we all know what we were living under President Donald Trump.
Mean tweet, but everything was better.
And now we're back to the same old crap.
Yeah.
I don't even like the way that he started out the segment.
He's like, you're talking about these 300-round magazines.
I'm like, you're using an example that doesn't exist in these crime statistics at all.
Like, at all.
Show me the last crime that somebody committed with a 300-round magazine.
I don't know that I've ever seen a 300-round magazine.
I've seen drum magazines at maybe a hundred, and even then it's more of a novelty.
No one would rely on that for defense.
You're thinking he knows anything about guns at all.
That's a fair point.
No, but he's saying this, he's turning to the American people, and he is the former Vice President of the United States of America, trying to make an argument about a very serious problem that we're all dealing with, and he says something that is so completely untrue that video games don't even have it.
Right.
And then he says, we have to get rid of these kinds of things.
And it's like, well, that's not the problem, Joe.
You know why he does that?
You know what?
He has to obfuscate it.
So here's the reason they want to make it about abortion and gun control, not about the economy, not about energy policy, not about foreign policy, not about what affects your life.
They want to make it about abortion and gun control.
And this is why they're not outraged at the leak that took place with the Supreme Court and they're not nearly as outraged about the attempted murder of Justice Kavanaugh as they are about you owning a firearm, is they need to take those issues because they feel that they can obfuscate them more.
Oh, pro-choice.
When you look at Americans, most Americans define themselves as largely pro-choice.
When you get into the statistics regarding where there should be limitations on abortions, The vast majority of Americans would agree far more with many of the Republican bills that have taken place at a state level.
Same thing with firearms.
If you poll Americans, they say, well yeah, a majority of Americans support sensible gun control policy.
Then when you look at the individual policies and you actually explain them to Americans, the vast majority of them are against it.
And the reason he has to say 300, remember he used to say, you don't need 40 rounds.
That's what he said.
Just fire a shotgun into the air, which is a crime, by the way.
You're now criminal as well.
Endangered.
It's former Vice President Elmer Fudd.
I don't know what he's thinking.
But he said fire the shotgun because back then there was 50 rounds, but here's the thing now at this point in history Americans, for the same reason that we just gave you that stat earlier, all references available at ladderworthcreditor.com, more black gun owners than ever, Americans now go, 50 rounds if my city's on fire?
Sounds about right.
25 rounds?
Because in California it's banned at 8, sorry, banned at 10 in California, and you have to have a bullet button.
Matthew McConaughey was talking about three shells for mandatory birds.
American Valley.
So he has to say 300.
He has to say 300 because saying what's realistic, you know, an AR-15, you're typically looking at around 40 round magazines.
With handguns, on average, you're looking between 12 and 15.
A concealed carry handgun might be 10.
No one thinks that's unreasonable.
People go, well, 300, that sounds a little bit weird.
Yeah, if you're talking about mass shootings taking place in the back of a wagon with a Gatling gun, Exactly.
Most people are like, can I get a link to that 300-round magazine?
Is that on Amazon for Prime delivery, or how do I get that?
You get that next day.
Alright.
They got laser guns out here.
Yeah, exactly.
I saw it.
It's Arnold Schwarzenegger, fella.
He had it fantastic.
He called him an ugly motherfucker.
I can't say the word.
So when he was talking about gun control measures, Kimmel actually had a question.
It was interesting, but here's the thing.
You think this isn't a softball question.
Unfortunately, there was zero follow-up.
I thought maybe Kimmel's asking this because he actually, you know, has the answer.
And instead, it was, hey, here's a layup.
It's like t-ball.
It's like t-ball for lies, former Vice President Joe Biden.
Here is former Vice President Joe Biden just flat out, very easily Proofably lying about executive orders. Can't you issue an
executive order trump pass those out like Halloween?
Well, I have issued executive orders within the power of the presidency to be able to deal with
These everything having to do with guns gun ownership Whether or not you have to have a waiting but all the
things are within my power But what I don't want to do and I'm not being facetious
I don't want to emulate keep saying that because abuse of the Constitution and the Constitutional authority
I mean that sincerely, because I often get asked, look, the Republicans don't play it square, why do you play it square?
Oh, please.
Well, guess what?
If we do the same thing they do, our democracy will literally be in jeopardy.
Zip it!
Okay, two things before I get to the fact that that's absolutely untrue.
Well, let me just hit you with this.
First 100 days, Biden issued more executive orders than Trump, than Obama, than Clinton, than Bush.
He averaged 67 executive orders per year.
Compare that to Donald Trump, 55 executive orders per year.
And Donald Trump, a huge portion of his executive orders were really just undoing Obama's executive orders, which, by the way, were unprecedented.
So just to be clear, that's a straight-out lie.
But two other things.
You ever had a mechanic, or you ever known somebody who always tells you, like, I'm not going to lie to you?
Or they say, to tell you the truth?
Yeah, that's a red flag.
When you're at the third to tell you the truth, you're going, what were you telling me before?
Look, I'm not being facetious here.
That implies that you were being facetious earlier.
And Donald Trump did this too, but he was more clever about it, because he would have alibis.
Joe Biden goes, and everyone always asks me, why do you play square when Republicans don't?
He's like the Steven Seagal of former vice presidents.
That's what you're Stephen King?
I was like, other people, they uh, they tell me you're amazing.
I had the Dalai Lama say, you are Buddha incarnate.
It wasn't me who said that, that was the Dalai Lama.
Sounds like you, Joe.
Yeah, it sounds like you, Mr. Seagal.
Well, the worst part of that at the very end was when he said, this threatens our democracy.
Our democracy could crumble.
And I'm like, this is the point where in this video, I actually had to pause for a minute on the video and I'm like, He believes this.
Not only does he believe it, the audience believes it because they clap.
Jimmy Kimmel believes it because he reiterates it either right then or at some point later in the show about democracy.
I'm like, do you understand what you're saying?
You're the very people that are a threat to the democracy that we have because you're saying government needs to control more and more and more people's lives.
Republicans just want freedom for you.
That's it.
Hey, we're not a democracy.
Well, that's true.
I understand that.
We are a constitutional republic, but you're right.
But the point remains, he's full of it.
And he doesn't understand, it's like, typically the people, people who want to allow citizens to keep firearms, keep in mind here, this is very important.
I think a lot of people miss this.
It's not about the hypocrisy.
Of course, all of these people have armed guards.
I get it.
But it's the issue at hand.
underlying issue here is they're not saying that they shouldn't have the right to protection
and firearms.
They're saying you, and if you look throughout history, that is the...
As a matter of fact, it's always sort of the foundational red flag of what could become
a tyrannical government.
If it's not tyrannical today, it absolutely will be if you allow them to remove your firearms.
This is something that...
It's also the first generation that's ever demanded less rights.
Look, people talk about a compromise on gun control.
Compromise means what?
There's a give and take.
I want you to...
Comment below.
This is a genuine question.
Outside of abortion and drugs, where are the Democrats, and of course that's just a lie, but where are they ever offering to give you more freedom?
Look at the gun control policies.
Where's the give?
It's just a take.
It's a magazine.
It's limiting firearms.
It's limiting your ability to finish off.
What's the give?
What's the give?
Hey, how about this?
How about if there's a give, like, oh, and by the way, you know what?
If you do pass all of these background... I'm not saying that I would approve of these policies, but if they said if you do pass all these background checks and these stricter measures, we'll remove that class 3 stamp that you need to get, for example, a suppressor or silencer.
You can buy that just like any other firearm because you've very clearly gone through it and that's ridiculous.
Let's get rid of some red tape.
It's only a take.
There's never a give.
It's only a take.
And Democrats on every single issue, Joe Biden, we're going to lose our democracy.
You're the guy who wants to take.
Take what?
Take the choice of what you can drive.
If not, make it so expensive that you can't drive it.
So unaffordable and so expensive as far as fuel that you can't.
Hey, take what you can eat when you're cut back on meat.
If not, make it so expensive through policies that you're not able to eat meat.
You should be eating crickets.
Take how much money you have in your pocket.
Take which school you can attend, not to mention firearms.
There's no give.
So when people say, ooh, both sides, man.
Look, I get it.
Republicans are pansies and I have a problem with a lot of their spinelessness.
That being said, the Democratic platform saying we're going to lose our democracy.
How are democracies usually lost?
Assuming that he doesn't understand this is a representative republic.
I get it.
How are democracies usually lost?
They're lost by people in power accruing power by removing freedoms from the citizens, and that is every single policy that has been proposed outside of abortions, taxpayer-funded, and, you know, free crystal meth in the state of Oregon.
Well, give them every single gun law that they want right now, and when the next mass shooting happens, because it will, because you didn't solve the problem, we gave you practical solutions about arming people in gun-free zones to make sure that people couldn't just walk in and shoot willy-nilly, Go ahead, make all those gun laws, when it happens again, we need to take a little bit more.
Because we didn't take enough.
And when it happens again, we need to take a little bit more because it didn't happen, we didn't take enough from you.
That is the only in for this.
That's it.
How many times do you have to say, look, Chicago.
Look at California.
Look at New York.
All these people, the criminals still have guns.
They still hurt people.
It's not going to change anything.
What needs to change is people's moral compasses.
Like the Matthew McConaughey speech.
It was really great.
Until the second half when he started going into red flag laws and all these things.
The first part was great.
We need to return to our family values.
Our American values.
Those are the things that we need to go back to because if without those, you have deranged people that will cause harm.
That was called pandering.
Well, yeah, of course, right?
No, but you're right.
Without those, without morals, deranged people will cause harm regardless.
I'm not saying like no laws for anything, but to just create arbitrary laws, like every one that he listed were completely arbitrary.
Changing the age, what is that going to do?
They're going to, okay, I'm a crazy person so I'm going to change the next three years.
Yep.
That's not going to change anything.
They need to return to the values.
Alright, how about 21 to vote?
You know what, how about just ID to vote?
21 to buy a firearm?
Make it 1H for everything, or just... No, you know what?
No option B. Make it 1H for everything.
If you can be enlisted, you should be able to buy a beer.
It's just one of those things.
You have 16 with driving and learning discipline, then you have 18, you can be enlisted and you can be tried as an adult, and then you have 21 when you can drink and now they want it to be, oh, you can only own... But only, we're talking about AR-15s and not, well, handguns are already 21, so maybe some right... Look, make it 1H.
1H to vote.
Are you saying that 21 is the new 18?
Fine.
There needs to be a give and a take.
It's only take.
Until you get so far along down the trail where you say, hold on a second, wait, I'm a parent and I'm not allowed to stop my child from being on puberty blockers?
Let Child Protective Services come in and take them away?
Which, by the way, has happened.
Very small amounts.
So you don't care now until it affects you.
That's a lot of people.
I'm not being facetious.
That means you are.
All right.
So here he goes and he says, uh, well, this is one where he kind of makes a joke, but he's not joking.
I understand that argument, but also it's like you're playing Monopoly with somebody who, you know, won't pass go and won't follow any of the rules, and how do you ever make any progress if they're not following the rules?
Well, you gotta send them to jail, you know.
Directly to jail?
Can you imagine if Donald Trump joked about just jailing dissidents?
Which, by the way, is what you've done with the January 6th... Sorry, you call them insurrectionists.
Maybe you'll be able to find two among them?
Trespassers?
Vandals?
That's what they are.
The people who were there protesting peacefully, and there are those people, they're political prisoners.
Oh, you gotta put them in jail.
And this is also what's interesting.
He plays so square.
That's right.
He plays so square and talks about putting political opponents in jail that YouTube has to ban any videos that question his square play of the election.
It's so clearly square that Twitter, Facebook, and YouTube have to remove any content that questions the safety and security of an election to ensure that you tell him consistently, as one does, that Joe Biden is so... He plays it so square.
That's what they're telling me.
They're telling me I play so square.
Polygon.
Four sides.
Equal lengths.
That's just weird.
But I love how Kimmel says- No, no, wait, wait, wait.
Well, you're not done.
Not a trapezoid.
Was that a comma?
Trapezoid is a diagonal.
It's a concave convex.
It's the same as square.
Angles.
Right angles.
Same length.
Vector points.
That's what they always tell me.
He would totally do that.
My favorite math is in the square root.
Because I like that Sesame Street song.
It's hip to be a square.
By the way, I really like those Muppets that say yes all the time.
That's fantastic.
No, and Kimball says they don't play by the rules.
What he was talking about before that was not letting Barack Obama put another Supreme Court justice on at the end of his term, and then also saying for them to get anything passed right now, they have to go by the what-what-what Senate rules that say that you have to have a 60 vote, otherwise they can filibuster.
That's the only- they're playing by the rules that are on the books right now!
Exactly.
What the hell are you talking about, Jimmy?
Wait, do they not like the filibuster now?
They don't like the rules!
Or do they do like it?
It's confusing sometimes.
It's a fair question.
It goes back and forth.
Has come out and said that the filibuster should not ever be touched.
Right.
It's a fair question.
I just think, I think you and Joe, the reason you're not understanding is you're so far apart.
You're more oblong.
Ah.
Is that like wobbly?
I don't know.
Circle?
Egg shape?
Like a rhombus.
Yes.
Rhombus.
A what?
Rhombus, yeah.
That's it.
By the way, my rhomboids are popping out of this.
Popping rhomboids.
Popping out of this tuxedo that I wore at my wedding.
Is it?
Yeah, it's just, but you know, it got smaller.
I blame the dry cleaner.
You know what I think is sort of playing against the rules?
They're talking about President Barack Obama and they're talking about trying to appoint a Supreme Court Justice.
Completely and knowingly falsely accusing a Supreme Court Justice at that point nominee of gang rape.
I don't know.
I think that is, if you look through the rule book, it's not like Arabic, like, there's nothing in here that says a golden retriever can't accuse a Supreme Court justice of gang rape, but actually there is.
There is, yes.
It's called defamation, slander.
So I think that's against, you know, for me, I don't know.
I think that's against, and then also accusing the other one, Gorsuch, of being a neo-Nazi, being a fascist in college.
Hey, you know what I think is against the rules?
A bullshit witch hunt, which by your own admission about Donald Trump with peeing prostitutes in Russia, I think that's against the rules.
I think straight up lying Or saying things like 300 round magazines, which by the way I don't think appears anywhere in the legislation that's proposed.
And by the way, by saying I don't think means I know it's not in there.
I think that's against the rules.
Call me old-fashioned.
And by the way, here's what Jimmy Kimmel thinks of you, the American citizen.
I think this all makes perfect sense.
And the fact that this makes sense is why it doesn't make sense, and why it seems so crazy, and that we have so many problems, and that... So brilliant.
Maybe it's just that Americans aren't as knowledgeable as they should be, or maybe there's a, uh, a death star pumping false information into our brains.
Fox, right?
Or, yeah, or maybe, or maybe it's always been this way.
The Irony Ship.
It's not stopping.
It's rolling right through.
He's on ABC.
By the way, partners with DISNEY.
And you're bitching about Fox News.
ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, MSNBC, CNBC, Fox News.
They're the only ones alive.
He thinks Fox News is the Death Star.
Yeah, he thinks Fox News is the Death Star.
Maybe Americans need to educate themselves.
Tell me what a semi-automatic is.
Yes.
Tell me what a semi-automatic weapon is.
300 Brown Magazine.
You just said it.
Do me a favor.
Tell me what a fully semi-automatic weapon is.
Yeah, define it.
And I do think that Americans need to educate themselves.
I do.
I don't disagree with that.
But I don't think you're dumb just because you're a gun owner.
That's the issue there.
They want to pigeonhole you and remove your rights.
Jimmy Kimmel is the worst.
Well, his last sentence there was dumb.
He basically said, I don't know if it's been this way all the time or maybe people are just uneducated or maybe
there's he just basically is like I have no clue what's going on
what do you think yeah save me
Somebody give him a prep document, okay?
Please, get a prompter over there that has a few points on it so he doesn't sound like the moron he is.
That's how bad it is because this is all prep.
That's not a natural conversation that they just had.
They practiced it, it's a script, that's how late night shows are made.
They had to put down sorbethane.
Even in that, they couldn't plan with facts or anything.
They put down sorbethane shock absorbers and Joe Biden still cracked his forearm.
Can you play that again?
Play that last clip again of Jimmy Kimmel and I think it is clip eye.
I think this all makes perfect sense.
And the fact that this makes sense is why it doesn't make sense.
And why it seems so crazy and that we have so many problems.
Let's talk about the passage of time.
And that maybe it's just that Americans aren't as knowledgeable as they should be.
Or maybe there's a death star pumping false information into our brains.
Fox, right?
Or maybe it's always been this way.
Can I just, look.
Think about this for a second.
Okay.
You've got Jimmy Kimmel.
By the way, hats off to that crowd animator with the applause sign.
I know.
That guy is probably in a coma.
Think about this.
You've got Jimmy Kimmel.
Okay.
And this could have been any of the late night shows.
Yeah.
This could have been Jimmy Kimmel.
This could have been Colbert.
This could have been Jimmy Fallon.
Take your pick.
Any of the Netflix.
I don't even know what the other shows are right now that are out there.
Seems like there's a new one every single week and then it fails.
So you've got ABC.
You've got NBC.
You've got CBS.
You've got most of cable.
ABC is Disney.
NBC is Universal.
CBS is Viacom, I believe.
CNN is Turner.
So you've got Jimmy Kimmel sitting there on, by the way, with his own salary is more than our entire,
probably two year operational budget.
His own individual salary, probably his executive producer's salary,
his showrunner's salary.
So you have him sitting there on one of the most powerful networks in this country,
one of the original three, with the sitting former vice president of the United States.
And you have Facebook and Twitter and YouTube, which is Alphabet, you know, controlling 90 plus percent
of information out there who've openly said that they lean left.
They have openly decided to work with the White House.
They haven't said they lean left, but they said they're working with the White House to fact-check information.
So they have, right there, you have an encapsul- and this was uploaded to YouTube, that's where we pulled it.
You've got Jimmy Kimmel, ABC, all of the networks, all of the media, all of the entertainment industry, the White House, Sitting right there.
President.
Former Vice President.
And then President Harris.
And then you have it being pumped out and favored.
All of you probably know that this has showed up as suggested.
It's very easily searchable.
It makes it to the top of trends.
On all the major... And that's still not enough.
They want to take away Fox News.
They've got to get rid of episodes of this show.
Do you see where the fight is?
Think about that.
How do you think a democracy crumbles?
You've basically got people more powerful when you combine them than the old Romans.
If you go back to Rome and you go back to the day in the Roman Republic where they had the Senate and the Emperor.
If they all got together, Senate, Emperor, instead of Ides of March, they all just met up and were like, let's just all do the exact same thing and take everything from the plebs.
They'd be like, yeah, good, deal.
That's what's happening right there.
Entertainment industry, all of Hollywood, all of media, the White House, and all of big tech.
And they have to create a villain.
They think Fox News is the Death Star.
This show is the Death Star because they can't compete.
So they've got to remove it.
Hey, you know what?
Maybe that coincides with why it's so important to take away your guns.
They've tried to take away your access to information.
They've gotten pretty far with that.
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It's what keeps the doors open.
We do have a target on our back.
Had a lot of legal issues to deal with this week.
Dealing with YouTube.
And it's still not enough.
When is it enough?
The only thing left is you, the citizen.
That's all that's left!
Stolen!
Couldn't... Oh, I want control of the media.
Okay, you got it!
I want media to be larger and more powerful.
Okay, you got it!
I want to count the votes.
Okay, you got it!
I want to be able to project my message everywhere across the country.
Okay, you got it!
And I want other people to not be able to question me.
Okay, you got it.
Fact check.
Removed.
What more is there?
I get it, seizing people who argue seizing the means of production and distribution as far as socialists economically, but I'm talking about culturally and your rights.
What more is there for them to take?
Democracy might crumble if we don't remove everything else.
And by the way, that's also why...
This is going to be hard to lift.
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By the way, you need to talk about fiat currency, what's going to be the new standard reserve currency, and saying it's not the United States.
I'm quite convinced it'll be Kohl's Cash.
Drain.
Because white edges control everything.
I've been saving up on that Kohl's Cash.
Yeah, that Kohl's Cash.
Is that a thing still?
Where they mark something up by 500% to mark it down by 50%.
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Here's the funny thing, too.
People think because I'm a conservative that I'm a big consumer.
You know this.
I don't buy anything.
I actually have very little use for money.
Pretty much everything I earn is for my children, future generations.
I don't get the diamond, the jewelry thing.
Me neither, man.
And it's not just because, oh, Third, I understand the whole concept of blood diamonds.
I just think it's really stupid.
Yeah.
The idea that we pay so much for a ring and that people get convinced here, well, it should be X amount of your salary.
It's like a shiny rock.
Look at it.
Yeah.
And then you're like, well, I have a shiny rock.
That's the fake shiny rock.
You don't love your wife if you don't have a shiny rock.
This one is $10,000.
But I can't tell that it's the fake shiny rock.
Shouldn't that be enough?
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Give me two minutes.
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And by the way, women watching, I want to hear your opinion on that.
Comment below.
Because I know you'll likely, in theory, agree.
And then you want one anyway.
Come on.
That's always what happens.
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I don't want a big wedding.
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I remember digging up that diamond.
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I've got blood all over my hand right now.
Okay, let's get to the Kavanaugh thing, by the way.
Because this is important.
Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh falsely accused of gang rape.
That's important, by the way.
Falsely.
Publicly.
Completely false.
Verifiably false.
Anyone who thinks there's any validity to what Christine Blasey... It has been proven false.
Just so you know, that's one of those things where you don't need to, and all the references at loudearthcrowder.com, I can't provide them for every single show.
If someone you're talking with in your life says, what about Brett Kavanaugh, and before they can finish a word, rape, just slap them and tell them, none of that shit!
And move on.
Indelible in the hippocampus?
Something, yeah.
I'm a doctor.
I mean, I made it up in the hippocampus.
No, I understand.
I appreciate you understand.
What was the address?
Well, uh... Well, you're not a doctor.
It was a long time ago.
I understand.
I understand it was a long time ago.
Can you tell me, like, the rough neighborhood?
You're a prick.
How about the house color?
Are you a sexist?
No, I think he's a sexist.
How about anybody that you've told that will now say that you're telling the truth?
Well, there's Becky.
Oh my God, I'm gonna have to prescribe myself some Xanax.
I don't have her number anymore though, so.
Some Xanax.
We should totally put you in front of Congress.
We'll do this tomorrow.
Yay!
Can't wait.
Pottery Barn, here I come.
I'm a doctor.
Get a big diamond.
Oh my god, I don't have any more popsicle sticks to put in my mouth!
This day is the worst!
You shouldn't be a doctor of anything.
So hard!
You shouldn't.
You should be in a straitjacket.
Alright, so, Kavanaugh.
By the way, still not encouraging the kind of violent attacks against Christine Blasey Ford that they've encouraged against sitting Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh.
So it was Wednesday, yesterday, that was June 8th for people who are listening on audio, just because sometimes people listen to this later on.
26 year old, the guy was, is it Nicholas Rosk?
Rosk.
Rosky.
Rosky?
Rosk.
Rosky.
I want to make sure.
This is something I've only read because I try to avoid watching other people's commentary.
Is it Rosk?
This person was arrested.
Attempted murder.
Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh, in case you don't already know this.
I'll just give you a quick recap.
And this is also... Is this the statement from the White House right here?
This is the criminal complaint.
Criminal complaint against him.
That's a criminal complaint.
White House.
That's a way to white, okay.
For people watching, I have a small monitor so sometimes I can't see what's up there when it's live.
It's not the size of the monitor that matters.
The point is he did it.
Alright, he did it.
Guilty!
Why?
Because you caught him doing it.
I mean, you know.
I don't know.
We could fudge it.
Just so everybody understands, yesterday they were like, let's just be clear, he wasn't arrested at Judge Kavanaugh's house.
They were trying to downplay this.
But this specific point, he got out of a cab in front of Kavanaugh's house, saw two U.S.
Marshals, and decided to walk down the street at one something in the morning.
The only reason that he didn't go to the front door and break in was there were two U.S.
Marshals in the driveway.
It's like, oh dang, I didn't know they worked this late.
No, they caught him way on the other side.
He wasn't even close to in harm.
I'm kind of surprised.
Why didn't the Marshals just kick the shit out of him right there?
Like, didn't you suspect it when he walked out, saw you, and started whistling hi-ho and running away?
I'm just looking for a house for sale in this neighborhood.
You know we're gonna beat the shit out of you, right sir?
Yeah, it's Justice Kavanaugh's house.
That's not where I'm going.
What?
This isn't where I parked my car.
Justice Kavanaugh?
Holy cow.
Wow.
Who's who?
U.S.
Marshals love the movie.
Yes, that right there is Justice Kavanaugh's house.
The one you said you wanted to shoot.
It's just the air fresheners have gone to his head and they don't work!
Last time I used Uber.
What, did you bathe in a vat of gin this morning?
So, here's what the Democrats had to say on this situation.
Someone trying to assassinate a sitting Supreme Court Justice.
Uh, from the WhiteHouse.gov.
The President condemns the actions of this individual in the strongest terms and is grateful to law enforcement for quickly taking them into custody.
Any violent threats, threats of violence... Oh, what?
Any violent threats, threats of violence... This is Joe Biden speaking!
This is as redundant as you can possibly imagine.
Any violence, threats... Or threats of violence... Threats of violence... Or attempts... I forgot about that.
I read it early this morning.
I was going, what an idiot.
Or attempts to violently threat... Yes, yes.
Any of those things.
Look, look.
We're not going to take any violent threats.
Well, and also, we're not gonna take any threats of violence.
And even if there's violence when you're saying something that's threatening it, in regards, that's gonna be a hard pass.
And then also, we don't want, you know, if you're violent, if you're saying you're gonna do something violent, and that's a threat too.
Huh.
Weird.
Get over here, let me lick you.
Hold on, give me, give me 12 minutes.
I gotta put my form.
It's not gonna lick itself.
Base, three points of contact.
I need an Epsom salt bath.
So, let's compare that right now, where threats of violence, violent threats, we condemn this, right?
That's what they say.
Strongest possible terms.
Strongest possible terms, which by the way is a way of not actually issuing the strongest possible terms.
What are those terms of the strongest possible?
Can you say those instead of saying the strongest possible terms?
Well, we would, but we already said the strongest possible.
Strong, by the way, than Donald Trump condemned the neo-Nazis at Charlottesville.
Who should be totally condemned, okay?
I'm not talking about them who should be totally condemned.
Some of you, if you're new to the show, you may not know that because they showed him saying very fine people on both sides.
He said who should be condemned totally.
Condemned totally is different than strongest possible terms.
Are we good? We're good. We're good. Fine.
Okay.
And then outside of it, we're not good.
They still cut it out.
Just saying if we're playing by their own game.
So let's contrast this strongest possible terms umbrella term, which means nothing, with the Biden White House, former vice president's White House, on the January 6th violence.
Let me be very clear.
The scenes of chaos at the Capitol do not reflect a true America.
Do not represent who we are, what we're seeing.
or a small number of extremists dedicated to lawlessness.
This is not dissent, it's disorder, it's chaos. It borders on sedition. Wrong. And it must end
now. Were there also threats of violence?
He's like, hold on, I forgot. The strongest possible terms.
Yeah, and the strongest possible terms.
I'm just saying, just compare, you know, how he felt about trespassers.
Now, here's the thing, I don't want to play the game that liberals do and say that they, we have a lot of conservatives right now saying, the left, they were encouraging acts of violence.
Now there has been that.
Kamala Harris with the riots.
Maxine Waters.
There have been actual calls to violence just to be clear.
There weren't direct calls to violence against Justice Brett Kavanaugh.
However, if we're playing by the standard that the left applies to everyone who is not them, let's look at Chuck Schumer, who by the way, I don't know if you know this, Chuck Schumer, he lives at the gates of hell.
Perched atop.
Cheap housing.
He's adjacent.
Very cheap.
He's hell adjacent.
Keeps him warm.
So here he is telling the Supreme Court Republican legislatures are waging a war on women!
All women!
And they're taking away fundamental rights.
I want to tell you, Gorsuch!
I want to tell you, Kavanaugh!
You have released the whirlwind!
and you will pay the price!
Woo!
Smirky face afterwards.
By the way, not all, and this is the problem with, you know, going back to what Kimmel
said about how Americans are, maybe they're ignorant.
No, here's the problem that you see from the left.
They're misinforming you.
The implication there is that you vote for Supreme Court justices.
You don't.
You don't.
And that's for a reason.
You know, Schoolhouse rocked that bitch.
You might learn a little bit.
Three branches of government.
So he's saying, look at what they're trying to do.
You will pay the price.
Well, hold on a second.
Hold on a second.
These people have already been appointed.
So him saying that, you will pay the price.
You can look at a lot of the rhetoric and you can see the consequences with someone attempting to murder Justice Kavanaugh.
No accountability.
I'm not seeing Jimmy Kimmel ask about that.
That happened the day Jimmy Kimmel did the interview with Joe Biden, just to be clear.
You would think.
Should have come up.
Should have come up.
Maybe.
If it was on his heart in the strongest possible terms.
Hard questions, Jimmy Kimmel had.
It's hard to touch my heart here, because there's... There's so many.
I know, there's the boobs.
Which, by the way, don't take that off right after the show.
You and I are going to hang out.
No, we're not.
Close up lines in my office, please.
So, let's compare what they said about The justices, the consequences, versus what they claim was a call to violence from Donald Trump for January 6th.
Keep in mind, that was a big reason for impeachment.
Our exciting adventures and boldest endeavors have not yet begun.
My fellow Americans, for our movement, for our children, and for our beloved country, and I say this, despite all that's happened, the best is yet to come.
So that, and pull the clip also as well where he was in that same speech saying peacefully.
He went out of his way to say peacefully.
Make your voices heard.
But that's the worst part.
Just so you know.
That's the clip that they played saying this was a threat of violence.
He was calling people to violence.
By the way, you should fight like hell.
Life is a fight.
Resign yourself to the fact that your life, it will always be a fight.
You don't have a choice.
This is something, this is a problem.
You know, you have this, I say this respectfully, but we've talked about white middle-class women who vote overwhelmingly Democrat, and I can't tell you how many, it's alarming the increase in female viewership that we see and how many will send me messages, particularly even after the baby formula shortage, saying, I just didn't pay attention because I didn't want, I didn't want to talk politics with my friends because I didn't want it to get ugly.
That's because women, temperamentally, are often better than us because you want to be agreeable.
Unfortunately, guess what?
You don't have a choice.
You don't have a choice to avoid the fight.
So, if you're going to fight, fight like hell.
Guess what?
You're already in it.
You're already in it.
You can't what?
What are we supposed to do?
Roll up and die?
Yeah.
You're gonna turtle up and die?
No, and here's a really quick comparison, too.
I found this.
Lori Lightfoot tweeted this out, and I think we've got an overlay for it here.
She said, to my friends in the LGBT plus community, the Supreme Court is coming for us next.
This moment has to be a call to arms.
That's a very clear statement.
That was one month ago that she made that statement.
And it's like, there's like, oh, this doesn't, this doesn't exist.
Like they're not saying go out and physically do this.
Listen, if you feel like the election has literally been stolen from you, what should you do?
That's a question that we all have to ask ourselves.
I'm not saying what they did on January 6th was correct.
Of course not.
I'm just saying you can understand why they would be mad about that.
And by the way, that's why they say you're not allowed to feel as though it isn't the most free and secure election of all time.
Exactly.
Otherwise we'll remove you.
Right.
Do you know what happens?
That's what actually leads.
To more violence, to civil war.
When you say, you're not allowed to feel that, and people say, I kind of do though.
I need to talk through it.
I kind of do feel it.
Yeah, but what about all these feelings I got?
You're not allowed to feel that way.
You're not allowed to think that.
But I kind of do think it.
You don't want any part of this, do we?
I think I kind of want it.
Yeah, exactly.
And then in this specific example here, they're literally saying, in Black Lives Matter protests and rallies, with the George Floyd verdict, with all of the other things that we have seen, the trials, to get out in the streets, to go and do things.
We saw it every single night, and they didn't condemn it.
They didn't come out and say in the strongest possible terms, you guys have to go home and stop with the foolishness of burning down your cities.
And now they're doing the same thing and setting us up for another summer of rage and going, but the Kavanaugh thing doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter that they went to a judge's house to try and kill him because he has an opinion that states ought to make their own law.
Let me distill this to something very, very specific.
Remember how they said, and by they I mean the media and the Democratic Party, but I repeat myself.
Remember how they said, they came in!
With a noose and gallows to hang Mike Pence.
Research team, get that to me within one minute.
Let's bring that up, the picture of the noose.
You wouldn't be able to hang a border collie.
It was obviously meant symbolically.
They tried to convince you that they were going in there to hang Vice President Mike Pence.
By the way, if you just go to the Pussy March and you see all these violent images, look, I understand.
I'm not necessarily a fan of them on either side.
I think it was really stupid to have that news right there.
I think you were given the media ammo that you didn't need to give them, just like I think it's stupid to wear a vagina hat.
But, that's me, Mr. Old Fashioned.
The point is, they said, look, they were going there to hang Mike Pence.
Oh, the horror!
This guy showed up at Justice Kavanaugh's house with a gun and a stated motive to murder him.
There you go.
You actually think there's structural integrity to that?
No.
That's like a 4'9 person that can barely fit in it.
Like, how much lumber do you have?
I'm like, I got this 5' piece, is that enough?
I'm so against this idea.
I don't like hanging people.
We should tar and feather them.
Yes.
Ah.
Yes.
See, you know, there's more humiliation.
Yes.
And it lasts longer.
Or tires with, uh, you know, flaming tires.
It's just, it's so... It's too far.
It's so stupid.
But that's what I would do.
Yes.
And I would do that.
For everybody tonight, they're going to have the hearings, right?
This is going to be political theater.
We will cover this next week.
We're going to distill it down for you and give you the highlights for it, but this was great fertile ground for us to get banned.
Covering it live, because I don't know if we could have refrained from saying true things.
Things that you can go out and research.
Comment below.
Maybe, I don't know, maybe I'll do it myself with a webcam.
Don't do that to yourself.
You're just going to be pissed.
But did you see the entire media?
Yeah.
All the networks have shifted their coverage so they can cover the January 6th issue.
And then they said Fox News couldn't be bothered to have this on their air.
Yes, because it is absolutely moronic.
It's political theater at this point.
It's stupid.
You want to talk about something?
Fine.
Let's talk about the person that shot Ashley Babbitt.
Let's talk about people that have been denied their rights because they've been charged with sedition for trespassing and held in jail.
And yet, Paul Pelosi gets out after a DUI.
Catch and release goes on in San Francisco, no problem.
People that commit crimes aren't deported from this country, even though they're here illegally.
This sounds fair, right?
I bet, yeah.
Think about it for a second.
There's someone sitting there going, wait a second, uh, am I, uh, you're arresting me because I was on the Capitol lawn with a sign?
Yeah.
Oh.
Well, you know, I used to live in San Francisco and I took a shit on somebody's doorstep and stuck a heroin needle in it and a fake mustache in a girl's restroom and, uh, nothing happened.
So I am surprised that this is going to be on my permanent record.
I just don't understand the rules anymore.
Well, and people are going, and this is one of the most frustrating things, because you lose the ability to fight legally for yourself.
Because what they're being told right now is... Can't say fight.
Yeah, well, no.
I'm saying legally.
Fighting in a court of law... Can't say legally.
With lawyer terms.
Words.
With words.
You can't go and defend yourself, because if you go, look, I didn't do anything.
They're like, look, you're facing 25 years in prison.
Do you think the courts right now are going to side with you?
Do you think the United States government, which is what is arrayed against you in the court of law, do you think they're going to let you in any way, shape or form get past this?
You have to take a plea.
You have to take a prison sentence so that they can get a win.
Otherwise they lose and it's a huge black eye to them because this is what they've been pushing.
That's where people, normal people, not criminals, not radicals, find themselves right now.
They have no way out.
They're saying goodbye to their families for years for trespassing.
Yeah.
It's unbelievable.
There was an open letter written from someone, actually, who was charged, and it was absolutely heartbreaking.
He was talking about how his life has completely changed.
Doesn't mean that two things can't be true.
You're pissed off at the people who barged into the house, you know, and smeared their nuts on Nancy Pelosi's desk, and you're like, well, that guy's kind of... Yeah, I agree.
That's a little bit too much.
And also understand that people shouldn't be brought up on Charges and sentences worse than murderers for trespassing.
This is the problem.
And then people like Jimmy Kimmel have the gall to say, maybe we need to remove anyone who isn't telling people this about January.
Because it seems that there's a problem.
Maybe we need to remove any source that doesn't say that people are running around with 300-round magazines.
Because that's a problem.
Maybe that's their solution.
What do you think is going to happen?
They've reached so far.
I mean, think about this for a second.
Going back to the Kavanaugh issue.
We have the clip of, I believe, former Vice President Joe Biden.
Alluding to revolution.
Now this, we're always careful, we have to walk on eggshells.
That's why we have this on Rumble and we have it on Mug Club as well.
But they're talking about revolution, the sitting vice president.
We're concerned about using that word saying, look if you push people too far you might actually get to a point where people feel like they have to revolt.
I'm saying that that's the cycle historically.
Whereas you have this sitting former vice president alluding to revolution Simply if states are allowed to place restrictions on abortions.
It's clear that if in fact the decision comes down the way it does and these states impose the limitations they're talking about, it's going to cause a mini-revolution.
They're going to vote a lot of these folks out of office.
Right.
Right.
Because arresting people and giving them longer sentences than murderers for walking across some grass and locking them up and keeping them away from their family and banning people and voices and opinions and doctors from all social platforms, that's less of a reason for revolution than placing restrictions on abortions, let's say, in the state of Texas after three months.
That requires a call to arms.
Which, by the way, someone took you up on it, Lori Lightfoot.
Someone took you up on it.
If anyone should be charged... You know what?
I'll get in more trouble if I say, if anyone should be charged, it's that crazy bug-eyed bitch.
And guess what?
More people will be offended that I said that rather than her calling people to arms with the guy doing it!
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!
Don't say that.
Don't do it.
Don't say that.
Why'd you do that?
Because then he'll show up?
No, she'll show up.
Oh, we don't want her.
She doesn't even show up anymore.
She's just her assistant.
Worst.
So, the assistant's pretty bad too.
Yeah.
It's like, is it a prerequisite for you all to have crazy eyes?
How do you have an office full of people with crazy eyes?
I can't help it sir, we're doing our best!
Basically, if you put her and AOC together, you could see 360 degrees around.
Yeah, like a dragonfly.
Put them back to back like Tango and Cash.
The peripheral vision is off the chain.
Back-to-back.
So, before we go, we have Cultural Appropriation Month.
We're going to be taking your costumes and your chat here on Mug Club today.
Sorry, today's show has gone a little long because of the lies on Jimmy Kimmel.
It'll break it down.
McConaughey, you weren't here yesterday.
They're quarter black, Garrett.
The tone-deaf call for...
Value.
Come on, man.
Traditional.
Value.
Let's get back to it.
Red flag laws, by the way.
This is actually, has brought us to this week's Matthew McConaughey, his anti-gun films, his rebooted anti-gun films.
this week's 7 Plus 1.
You forgot Sivan in the chamber!
And by the way, this is Matthew McConaughey who's chosen to do this because a lot of his films showcase firearms.
Right, yeah.
And so he's decided that he's done a lot of, he's done some damage, he recognizes it, he's owning it, and he's rebooting some of his old films to reflect his current value on firearms.
So these are the top seven plus one.
Matthew McConaughey.
It's a little bit of a stretch.
Matthew McConaughey.
Rebooted anti-gun films.
Quarter Black, give us number 7.
Number 7, How to Lose Your Rights in 10 Days.
That's not so bad.
I think you need the gunshot a little louder there.
I don't know if you heard that.
It was a silence.
Suppressed.
7 plus 1 anti-gun Matthew McConaughey films.
Give us number 6, Gerald.
Failure to trigger lock.
Yep.
He has a problem with that.
You should have responsible gun owners.
You gotta trigger lock, bro.
Number 5, The Not-So-Free State of Jones.
They use guns in that one, right?
7 plus 1, rebranded anti-gun.
I almost said Matthew Broderick.
Matthew McConaughey Films.
Number 4, Dallas Buyback Club.
That works.
I like that one.
7 plus 1, number 3, Matthew McConaughey anti-gun films.
We Are Martial Law.
Well that just seems almost like he's tipping his hand.
Yeah, just a little bit.
What's sad is I really liked this other one.
I liked the original and I don't really like the rebranded one so much.
It doesn't seem like there's as much of a feel-good ending.
So Court of Black, give us the number 2 of Matthew McConaughey.
A Time to be Killed.
A Time to be Killed.
Yeah, that doesn't seem... When you can't defend yourself.
I get it.
I don't know how they're going to write that script.
It's difficult.
And the number one of Matthew McConaughey's rebranded anti-gun films, Tased and Abused.
Yeah, that's what's going to happen if you give up your... Don't tase me bro, falls on deaf ears.
And the plus one is Tragic Mike.
This has been this week's 7 Plus 1.
You forgot Stefan in the chamber!
Oh shoot.
Do we have time to hit Eileen Goo?
Oh yeah, the bitch!
I think we just did.
We can cover it later.
We can do it behind the paywall if you want.
We can do it for Mug Club or next week.
Yeah, I don't know.
What do you think?
Yeah, let's keep moving it.
We've gone kind of long here.
Okay, we've gone kind of long.
All right, so look, we're going to take chats here and we're going to take your best costumes.
The Costume Contest winner for Cultural Appropriation Month.
This continues.
It's every Thursday.
It's the last day of the week throughout the month of June.
And boy, we've been doing this a long time where I don't know how much longer we can go.
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Nerdist is his show.
Not the Nerdist.
How dare you?
Oh, shit!
How dare you, Steven?
I told you before the show.
I was like, in my head, I'm telling myself, don't say Nerdist.
Don't say Nerdist.
Don't say Nerdist.
Don't say it.
Say Nerd-rotic.
That's like every teenager when it's a woman and you're like, don't look at her tits.
Don't do it.
I'm sorry, I can't help myself.
You're like, ah!
Again!
How dare you?
I have... They're right there.
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