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May 24, 2022 - Louder with Crowder

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Global ELITES Push NEW WORLD ORDER | Louder with Crowder

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	We're going through run through this morning while you were still nestled safely in your bed.
	I was very angry.
	I was told to save it.
	Yes.
	For the program.
	Yeah.
	Apparently my anger amuses you.
	So it's aimed at Europe, just to be clear.
	It's no one here unless you're in Europe, then it is aimed at you.
	And I don't care if you live or die.
	I just want to be clear about that.
	I hate Europe.
	I hate everything about Europe.
	Now, just to be clear, that includes everyone in Europe.
	Red and yellow, black and white, you're all assholes in my sight.
	I don't care.
	So it's not a racism thing, it's a continental thing.
	And we're going to be talking about the World Economic Forum today.
	We're going to be talking about the arrogance of Europe that they spout during peace years and then all of a sudden come to the table to beg for the scraps from the United States of America.
	And then we're also going to talk about the United States of America and Joe Biden playing ball, former Vice President Biden, who just cancelled some oil and natural gas leases here in the United States while we have an electoral grid that won't be able to support your electric cars.
	So my question to you, look, we've asked this before.
	Are you aware that the Great Reset is not a conspiracy?
	Do you know that?
	Do you know that Klaus Schwab wrote a book with that, if I'm not mistaken, in the title?
	That's just a coincidence.
	Yeah.
	So what is it?
	But let me ask you this.
	What does it mean to you?
	Like a book report.
	What does the Great Reset mean to you?
	I'll tell you what it does mean.
	It means your life's gonna suck.
	All right?
	So this is just, you know, they said they are getting increasingly bold to say the quiet part out loud at the World Economic Forum.
	It's like they don't even know that there are cameras on at this thing.
	They just don't care.
	No.
	I'm crying out loud.
	Just like yesterday, Sweden.
	Sweden.
	Sweden wants to join NATO.
	No!
	No!
	How about that?
	You know, I grew up in Canada.
	Let me just start.
	Let me just get it off my chest, okay?
	Before anything else.
	By the way, in case I get cancelled today here on YouTube, it's a live show Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.
	Eastern.
	You can tune in on Rumble Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.
	Eastern.
	You can watch it on Mug Club.
	We're going to play another...
	Game today, hate symbol or not, no way we could play that on YouTube, another 45 minutes.
	But here's the thing, Sweden wanting to join NATO is so emblematic of what I experienced when I was raised in Canada.
	Canadians would say, well better than the United States, we have socialized healthcare.
	No you don't!
	You don't have free healthcare!
	You have American subsidized healthcare!
	Just like Sweden.
	Sweden was like, oh, we made internet, a human right.
	I know that's technically Germany, but they make a bunch of stuff, you know, human rights there, like gummy fish and shoot.
	Yeah, there you go.
	PG-13.
	It's Swedish fish.
	I know.
	It's in the name.
	And chefs.
	Chefs, indeed.
	But they sit there and talk about all these rights that you don't give in America.
	And then, we've been paying the tab, NATO, 4% of our GDP.
	The agreement is 2%.
	Most nations don't even pay that.
	4% of our GDP on NATO military spending.
	Sweden, nothing.
	They brag about being neutral.
	They brag about all these rights that they give people.
	And now, once they're at that point where, oh, oh, hold on a second, shit's about to get real, it's, can we join NATO?
	No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
	How about, first off, you pay your back tab, which of course you can't do because you spent it on a bunch of other frivolities.
	And, you know what?
	If you don't enjoy being enslaved by whoever wants to do it, How about you start by making your navy more than a guy in a tugboat with a shotgun?
	Then we'll talk about you being able to bitch about free human rights that you give out in your country.
	And then we sit at the World Economic Forum and these people are going to tell us how we need to live.
	How we need to help.
	You bitch about the United States only in Canada.
	America's an evil empire.
	Oh, really?
	I noticed that you're coming to the evil empire with your hand out right now.
	Isn't that right, Ukraine?
	We need sanctions to be aggressive and blah blah blah blah.
	Okay.
	Make them aggressive, Ukraine.
	Oh, oh, that's right.
	You don't have the ability to.
	Neither does anyone in Europe.
	Yes!
	Oh, oh, oh, nation building.
	Just shut up.
	Just shut up and go die.
	I mean as a concept, Europe.
	That's also why I disagree with the identitarian right, the right wing.
	We're like, we need a Western European.
	Well, guess what?
	Western Europe screwed it up!
	That's why we left.
	Yes.
	True.
	I don't want the United States to be like Western Europe for crying out loud.
	Why?
	Yeah.
	What, we need more monkeypox running around?
	You know what?
	Hey, let's just contain monkeypox.
	Ship everyone with monkeypox to Europe, and then let it run its course.
	Do your thing.
	I think that's fair.
	They started it.
	Oh, America, you're so... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
	Who's gonna come up with the vaccines?
	You just human centipede them all.
	I think that's the way you do it.
	No, that's not how you get rid of it.
	No, that's how you get rid of Europe.
	All right.
	Exactly.
	That's what I'm trying to do.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm sorry for just, I just had to get it out of my system a little bit because we're going to go through the top five moments.
	So if you do not have the stomach to watch the World Economic Forum, and I did not, I would rather watch Amber Heard fake cry on the stand.
	Plenty of that.
	So we have the top five moments.
	It'll be everything that you really need to know, all the references available at lightoffcutter.com, and then of course the new energy policy, which is designed to appease those at the World Economic Forum from our former vice president, Joseph Biden, famous father of crack gigolos.
	Gerald A. is here.
	How are you, sir?
	I am doing well.
	You're a little fiery this morning.
	I just hate Europe so much, and I know it's wrong to hate.
	I just want to know why Sweden didn't join earlier.
	Hey, you understand theology better than I do.
	Does the Bible forbid against hating a continent?
	I don't believe it says anything about continents.
	There we go!
	What about like an organization, like a union, like the European Union?
	I still think that's fair.
	So I'm not sinning?
	Not that I know of.
	Good, because then otherwise I'd have to have Whoopi Goldberg explain communion to me, you vicar of Christ!
	Still fiery, huh? Didn't get a chance to...
	There's a young Pope, there's a new Pope.
	She has a new show coming out called The Stupid Pope.
	Are you serious?
	No.
	See, I believed it.
	It's 2022, it's not easy today.
	You never know.
	And you love them the quickest with...
	In the West, you can follow him on Twitter at LandowDave.
	He's going to be May 29th in Gaylord, Michigan Fuel Festival.
	Gaylord, Michigan just actually had a tornado touch down and destroy a big part of the city, so if I'm not mistaken, all the proceeds are going to rebuild the town.
	Correct, yeah.
	Everybody affected by the tornado will get the proceeds from the show, 100% of them.
	The guy who owns it is a conservative dude and he has been feeding the town.
	Please buy tickets, come on to the show.
	It's May 29th.
	So that's this Sunday.
	This Sunday, baby.
	There you go.
	This Sunday, May 29th.
	Go out, support it.
	Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.
	And, uh, also, um, don't pull a Bono on us and say that the proceeds are going and then it actually goes to you.
	Oh, it's just, it's all me.
	Okay.
	I'm gonna be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Mail hookers.
	Is that the edge?
	It's Dave.
	Sunglasses.
	Watch me, watch me put my unwanted shit on your iPhone, yeah!
	I'm here to cure your town.
	I bet you that guy has monkey pox.
	All right.
	The Razor Lander.
	And I ride up on a razor scooter.
	Slash Landau.
	Self-given nicknames.
	Oh my gosh, I just can't stand it.
	That's one thing in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, they don't let you do it.
	They don't let you do self- You come in and you're like, I want to be the Warrior Crusher!
	Like, how about Big Ears?
	You're now called Big Ears.
	I love the Cedric the Entertainer bit when he's like, yo man, call me Delicious.
	He's like, I'm a grown-ass man.
	I'm not calling you Delicious.
	That's how I feel.
	Alright, so before we get to that, a feel-good story here.
	Some California jewelry thieves, they've been out the hard way, uh, hard way, the hard way that Koreans don't mess around in Huntington Beach.
	It's not San Francisco.
	This is, I believe, Korean brother and sister, and if not, I'm just going to pretend like they're Korean because they need some wins.
	And there's another female employee, kicked the crap out of these would-be smash-and-grabbers.
	You're looking at security footage from Princess Bride Diamonds in Huntington Beach, Sunday, May 22nd at noon.
	Look at that!
	That little Asian dude has fast hands!
	She's kicking the guy on the ground.
	I love it.
	That's awesome.
	Bam!
	Bam!
	Oh, need him!
	Boom!
	Kicking the guy on the ground.
	Watch this.
	Bam!
	Bam!
	Get him again!
	into smash and grab their way to some expensive rocks and jewelry. But the
	response from staffers, including a brother and sister, kicking the guy on
	the ground, watch this. Bam, bam, give him again. Just as forceful. The
	footage showing them punching and kicking. How embarrassing for you guys.
	Yeah, chair and hits one of the intruders over the head. You can
	see Yeah.
	That guy doesn't care.
	That could have ended really badly for that woman with that hammer swinging.
	She doesn't care.
	Look, women, generally speaking, get their butts kicked by men, but I have to appreciate the boldness.
	She just decks them hard.
	Problem with that is that video needs more 9mm.
	Yes.
	I'd accept 12-gauge.
	Just want to be clear.
	I don't know if they've been charged yet because it's California.
	I would prefer that the woman That's what I would prefer.
	Why?
	So that she doesn't have to risk getting hurt.
	You're just saying you'd prefer a loss of life?
	Yes.
	Yes, I would.
	I would prefer a loss of life if it means that that woman doesn't get hit in the head with a hammer.
	She shouldn't have to take that risk!
	Right.
	You went in, and by the way, can we just put like some, it doesn't have to be bulletproof, hammerproof glass in jewelry stores.
	Do not think this through.
	But that video, I would like to see that woman remain in a completely safe physical space and blow him away.
	I think that's fair.
	They're very smart, so I'm sure they have tape of the guy four days ago casing it.
	Right.
	It's like, what kind of glass is this?
	You mean the diamond?
	No, no, just physically this glass.
	Is it like glass glass?
	Yeah, could it be penetrated with, I don't know, a hammer, say?
	I don't know.
	What kind of hammer?
	American steel?
	Depends.
	What about a pickaxe?
	Can I handle that?
	What about a tactical pen?
	Shut up.
	Are those ring doorbells?
	No, those are real security cameras.
	All right.
	Okay.
	I'll be back.
	All right, then.
	See ya.
	Like what you're doing here.
	Yeah.
	Well, the Korean shopkeepers are smart, so they were probably expecting that mission.
	Like, oh, no!
	Can't believe it!
	My worst nightmare!
	You shall bam, bam, bam!
	Yeah.
	Oh, they're pulling up.
	I'll hide in the back.
	Yes.
	Yeah, they subbed out all their workers.
	Just people from Taekwondo.
	While they were in there, someone is outside laying down banana peels.
	Yeah.
	Their car skids off the road.
	We are so far removed from... Remember when people would say, oh, the wars are fought over... They try and use the term geopolitics to soften it.
	Hey, are you starting to see now?
	War is always about resources.
	And by the way, human beings fight over resources.
	This is why the lockdowns and removing people's livelihoods was a bigger deal than just, oh, we're all in this together.
	No, we're not.
	You first, John Kerry, and your private jet, Mr. Climate Czar.
	I think we're so far removed that you have some people who would see those thieves get blown away by an innocent woman and be horrified.
	I wouldn't.
	I wouldn't even miss...
	Not at all.
	They swung a hammer at your head and tried to kill you, and you get to defend your life.
	I don't trust anybody with the name Czar in the title.
	He just isn't.
	It was a bad move.
	Can he be a drug czar and a climate czar?
	Does that make sense?
	Well, he probably is.
	Yeah, that's true.
	He needs to be a clown czar.
	Well, speaking of clown czar, Whoopi Goldberg!
	Has now, because I don't know if you know this, Nancy Pelosi, she was denied communion by the Archbishop there in San Francisco.
	There you go.
	And people were saying, oh, that's not your job.
	That's kind of his main job.
	They do get to decide who gets communion, actually.
	And by the way, I'm not Catholic, but I have a lot of appreciation.
	I got in trouble because I took communion at a Catholic... I went to a public school, a Catholic school in Canada.
	You do the math.
	Public Catholic school.
	And I was taking communion in a non-denominational Christian church, so I didn't realize.
	And so I took communion at the Catholic church.
	And I learned very quickly that it's a big deal, and they get to choose who's a member of the church.
	And so, listen, they have freedom of religion.
	And by the way, they have a hierarchy as to who determines Welcome to The View, y'all.
	The abortion rights battle is starting to blur the lines between church and state.
	to say stuff.
	He's one of the priests who also called for President Biden to be denied sacrament.
	This is not your job, dude!
	Yes it is.
	That is not up to you to make that decision.
	You know, what is this saying?
	It's kind of amazing.
	Big applause on that.
	What is the point of communion?
	Right?
	It's for, uh, sinners.
	Oh, you needed a flashcard for the word sinners!
	It's the reward of saints, but the bread of sinners.
	How dare you?
	What?
	Oh gosh.
	You had notes and it was still asinine.
	And you read it wrong.
	It is not the reward of sinners, but the bread of saints.
	And that's still wrong.
	Yeah, that's actually not accurate.
	I was gonna say, I went through, uh, baptism and then the other two.
	Yeah, the other things.
	I did those.
	The one you do in eighth grade and the second grade-ish thing.
	Confirmation.
	Yeah, that's it.
	Thank you.
	There you go.
	So, she was just like, you know, no.
	I was a made guy.
	That's not your job, dude.
	And what's communion?
	What is communion, dude?
	Hey, child!
	What's communion?
	It's for... It's one of those little wafers, you know, and it's for... Hold up.
	I bring my own cheese.
	Hold up, hold up.
	I like crackers.
	Hold up.
	Skinners!
	No.
	No.
	Why have you lost faith in your institutions?
	Wasn't he calling her a sinner, basically?
	Yeah.
	He's like, you see, you're a martyr.
	You can eat crackers.
	An unrepentant sinner.
	This is what the problem is.
	And the Lord said, let those who murder babies have triskets.
	Biscuits and goods.
	Wheat thins for all sinners.
	And terrible wine.
	The worst.
	Share it with everyone.
	Give it to your kids.
	And the bitch who looks like Predator engaged in consuming Ritz crackers.
	With much cheese, yea verily.
	So...
	Let me read you from U.S.
	Catholic here.
	It says, those who obstinately persist in manifest grave sin are not to be admitted Holy Communion.
	Well, that seems pretty straightforward.
	Yeah, right.
	And by the way, the Bible does say, Catholics take this very seriously.
	If you take communion unworthily, basically, like you are in sin and you think it's not sin, even though you know that the Bible says it is sin, killing babies, you are not allowed to do that and you do it to your own destruction.
	Right.
	Basically, you're thumbing your nose at God, so thank goodness that the Archbishop stepped in and saved Nancy Pelosi that.
	Who are you to tell me I can't thumb?
	Hey!
	Hey!
	Wait!
	Wait a minute!
	Okay, go ahead.
	Who are you to tell me I can't thumb my nose?
	Well, you can't.
	But God shall smite thee.
	It's itchy, bitch!
	Well, it's, you know, as us Italians and Irish tend to be usually Catholics, they're a very easy group for her to go after.
	I'd like to see any other religion and her to make a stance against it.
	Yeah, let's see her go after, you know, one of the Imams.
	Who are you to throw homos off of rooftops, child?
	She's not going to say that.
	Yeah, actually, she goes...
	Rooftop!
	Rooftop!
	Let me get the quote wrong.
	What I understand is that in Saudi Arabia, if I have this right... Hold up.
	Women!
	Hey!
	Hold up!
	Women can't even... Shit all day.
	Hey!
	That was right at the top.
	Is there no prompter?
	Drive!
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	Whoopi, were you still talking?
	She was still thinking.
	I'm over here beating myself today.
	I went there, they care about their health.
	All the women had masks.
	I mean they, and by the way, here in America people get bothered having to wear a mask.
	They go further than the N95.
	They cover the whole body.
	That's health.
	Ain't no monkeypox!
	Can't touch their lesions!
	Can't touch their body!
	It's crazy!
	COVID can't get through a burka, okay?
	She wanted to stick up for Nancy Pelosi.
	Yes, right.
	By the way, can we start a petition for Whoopi Goldberg to be cloaked in a burka for the rest of all time?
	Yeah, let's do that.
	I don't know, is there whitehouse.gov?
	Change.org?
	Well, how does Nancy Pelosi walk into a church and not just burn?
	You see wings come out?
	Like, 30 days of night when Josh Hartnett says goodbye.
	It's like Constantine.
	Yeah, you just see, like, claws of ash forming.
	And next time she goes in for a blowout, it's like, yeah, hold on, let me get it.
	Just UV light.
	Surprise, bitch!
	It burns!
	It's a day walker.
	Oh, this is an angry day.
	Uh, hit the like button if you're okay with it when we're a little bit angry.
	Yeah.
	Speaking of places I don't like, San Francisco, can we make them a part of Europe?
	The mayor, London Breed, though I appreciate part of this and then don't appreciate the other part, she announced that unless the pride activists for the gay pride parade reverse their ban on uniformed police, because they're banning uniformed police at the pride parade.
	That's a good idea.
	That she wouldn't be marching with them, which sounds kind of okay.
	And then, oh.
	One month until the country's most storied Pride parade returns from a two-year pandemic pause.
	But today, entire city agencies say they're dropping out.
	That's because Pride organizers say they're banning any officer from walking in the parade in uniform.
	And from San Francisco, Mayor London Breed, who says she will stand in solidarity with officers and skip the parade, writing, quote, we can't say we want more black officers or we want more LGBTQ officers, and then treat those officers with disrespect when they actually step up and serve.
	We're just disappointed because we love the mayor, she's part of San Francisco Pride, and we hate that she made that decision.
	What is that?
	Yeah, it's like, we can't say we want more black officers and LGBTQ, uh, we didn't.
	We just, I don't know.
	Does anyone here, did anyone ever say like, hey, hey, hold on a second.
	We need more, uh, we need more cops.
	Shut up.
	Black gay cops.
	That seems specific, oddly enough.
	Can't they design their own uniforms, at least, for the day?
	Make them fun?
	Yeah, make them sequined?
	What if they go in assless chaps?
	Will that work?
	Does that fit in?
	Can we all wear a uniform of your choosing?
	Yeah.
	That actually would help when subduing perps, you know, sequins.
	Like, alright, alright, alright, I'll put my hands on it, just don't let it rub off on me!
	Ow!
	I see a gun and a paddle.
	Furry handcuffs and regular handcuffs.
	Yes, you choose.
	Let's give you the plush ones.
	All right, all right, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go.
	All right.
	Well, that's very cool, though, I will say, of the mayor.
	She's very clearly serious about law and order.
	Yeah, I don't know what the big deal is.
	It's not like anyone would even notice an officer anyway.
	Right.
	Well, actually, let's pull up a picture from the 2019 parade, I believe we have.
	Fabulous.
	Yeah.
	See, I have no idea who the cop is.
	It's like, where's Waldo?
	No.
	No idea.
	Just like Waldo hanging out, you know, hiding in the candy cane forest.
	Yeah.
	I can't tell.
	No puns intended.
	You'd be like, that's just a group of gay men.
	Yeah, I know.
	I just, I, it's just, everything bleeds together.
	Yeah, can't tell.
	So, let's get, by the way, best thing you can do if you're watching here on YouTube right now is share.
	Sharing is caring, I guess, because that's the new algorithm on YouTube.
	They change the like stuff.
	Liking helps.
	Comments always help.
	The best comment will be pinned to the top and you win a lock of Gerald's back hair.
	But sharing does help.
	Not head hair, back hair.
	And some people ask us, can I share by text?
	Yeah, you can share however you want.
	YouTube just says, ooh, look, it shares.
	Share!
	No, let's make sure that the notifications really don't work.
	Oh, and by the way, can you comment below?
	We had a lot of comments last week of people saying, hey, notifications finally worked today.
	Really?
	And then, of course, the viewership went up dramatically.
	So look, I know our viewership is being throttled here on YouTube, but I don't know how long we'll be here.
	Nothing would thrill me more greatly than for all of you to head over to Rumble and Mug Club, but I can't force you.
	I'm not a world economic forum communist.
	Let's get to the World Economic Forum.
	This is where the world's elite gather to pee on Redwoods.
	I'm sorry, Davos, Switzerland, to laugh at all the plebs.
	And let's get to the top five moments here from the World Economic Forum, because it's pretty tough to sort of, you know, parse through it.
	I get that.
	And it's also a pride-swallowing siege that I will never fully tell you about when I have to watch this crap.
	So moment number five.
	All right.
	Do we have a... There you go.
	Yeah!
	Okay, that was a delayed ding.
	It's like when you have to look at your notes like Whoopi Goldberg.
	All right, number five.
	Number five!
	Dang.
	Hold on.
	Hold on.
	Wait, wait.
	Hold up.
	Hit the ding, child!
	It's a lazy argument to say someone's stupid.
	She's a stupid person.
	She really is.
	The Holocaust wasn't about race.
	Her and Joy Behar.
	Holocaust wasn't about race.
	Her and Joy Behar.
	She said the Holocaust wasn't about race.
	She said the Holocaust wasn't about race.
	That's when you had me.
	But I understand what she's saying in the sense she was trying to say it wasn't necessarily about race, it was
	about ethnicity and othering a group of people.
	I understand what she was saying, but she didn't say it that way.
	She's stupid for not saying that.
	She's stupid for sleeping with Dennis Rodman.
	And he's stupid for sleeping with her.
	True.
	How does it go to Carmen Electra?
	And whoopee!
	Yeah, Ted Danson did it, though.
	I mean, there must have been a period where she was... Irresistible.
	I don't know.
	I don't think she's... No.
	She had roofies.
	She has dirt on them.
	She must.
	Charisma.
	She's like, hey... Oh, Mr. Danson, Mr. Rodman?
	You don't want a clean house with me?
	I guess it'd be a shame if I tell other people about your... Hold up.
	Hold up.
	And discretion!
	Why don't you come back to my house, close your eyes, and pretend I'm somebody else?
	Yes, like Carmen Electra.
	Or Kim Jong-un.
	I'm just so happy.
	All right, so there we go.
	Moment number five.
	Klaus Schwab wants you to all know, and he took time to say this, and this is just to set it up, and I'll get to the specifics with the other moments, but this should tell you the spirit of it.
	By the way, also, I think we should have a moratorium on any Germans in authority having global opinions on anything.
	Well, maybe a little.
	You guys, you know, World War's under your belt?
	All of them.
	All of them.
	Yeah.
	Are bad.
	So Klaus Schwab, instead of shutting up, took the time to remind us as to who's really in charge.
	Let's also be clear.
	The future is not just happening.
	That's just a scary voice.
	The future is built by us.
	By a powerful community as you here in this room.
	And we've been expecting Mr. Bonds?
	We have the means to improve the state of the world.
	You have laser shogs.
	But two conditions are necessary.
	Necessary?
	The first one is that we act all as stakeholders of larger communities.
	That we serve not our only self-interests, but we serve the community.
	That's what we call Stakeholder responsibility.
	And second, that we collaborate.
	This is the reason why you find many opportunities here during the meeting to engage into very action and impact-oriented initiatives to make progress related to specific issues on the global agenda.
	Okay, a couple of important things.
	Your progress, Klaus, is not the same as Well, progress.
	It's not the same as progress.
	It's not the same as progress because you want us to link arms with you.
	Anytime Germany starts talking about collaborating with anyone, time to shut it down.
	Okay?
	Time to shut it down.
	Always.
	And let's not, yeah, I'm sure they're really concerned about the community.
	I don't know if you know, this was a quote, I believe it was Ronald Reagan, nine most terrifying words in the English language are, I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
	Now he was largely talking about the United States government.
	Imagine that government involving, I don't know, Japan, China, Germany, Turkey!
	Let's just put Saudi Arabia in there.
	I'm sure our goals are aligned here.
	I like his voice.
	I thought it was my Calm Sleep app for a minute.
	It's like a Bond villain.
	You are getting very sleepy.
	Yes.
	You're tired.
	You're tired.
	Do you want to die?
	It is all over.
	Resistance is futile.
	I've placed a cap in the back of your wisdom tooth.
	Give me your password.
	If you break it, you will die painlessly.
	Well, you'll die.
	Oh, well, eventually.
	Cyanide is not as strong as you think.
	It takes a while.
	We could have easily put in fentanyl to make it painless, but we chose not to.
	No, no.
	We like you to suffer.
	It'll be two hours instead of two seconds.
	Germany, people!
	We like to hurt!
	Germany going to Germany!
	By the way, stakeholders, hey, hold on a second.
	Can a stakeholder, a major stakeholder in Pepsi, does he have a vested interest in Coca-Cola?
	No!
	So, the United States, how can we possibly be global stakeholders in, not just Turkey, not just the Middle East, Europe?
	Let's also put this in context, by the way.
	There are more slaves right now, when you have this global economic form, okay, the world economic form, there are more slaves right now than ever in recorded history.
	40 million slaves.
	You can go to reference, I don't, I'm going by rote here, but references available at lateralscatter.com.
	I'll make sure that I post them up there for you.
	More slaves right now than ever in recorded history.
	Okay, they come from primarily three places.
	Continent of Africa, Asia, Middle East.
	How can we all be stakeholders?
	Hold on a second.
	You want to bitch about the United States for engaging in slavery, which was horribly wrong.
	We fought a bloody war to end it.
	Hundreds of years ago.
	But you'll be more offended if I refer to the continents that still engage in more slavery than ever as shitholes.
	That offends you more than them currently practicing slavery.
	You know the reason nobody talks about it?
	Because it's pretty tough to acknowledge that there are 40 million slaves across Asia, across Africa, across the Middle East, and bitch about white privilege here in the United States.
	So that's why I have to go up there and talk about, we have to be stakeholders, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	By the way, also the environmental social governance, that's the green credit score we talked about, complete bullcrap.
	Complete bullcrap!
	Yeah, absolutely.
	Just another way for government to control you.
	And by the way, if their slogan is not, let freedom ring, I don't want to hear it.
	You don't have the right for elites to come in and say, well, we know what's best and we're going to enforce that on the planet.
	No, no, no.
	Let freedom ring.
	Free speech.
	That's our mission.
	I'm behind that.
	If he said that at the end of that speech, I would find it very false.
	Let me finish this with me, Greenwoods.
	I'm proud to be an American.
	At least I know I'm free, yes?
	Yes, indeed.
	Well, our slogan was Let Freedom Reign, but it was Mr. Gutenberg Freedom Horrible Dictator, so it sort of was, you know, a little bit misleading.
	The Reich.
	But Snopes rated it mostly true.
	PolitiFact.
	I don't keep it.
	Welcome to Germany.
	been nice since the 50s. Yes! Oops!
	Our bad.
	Don't look for Bridge of Spies in any of our video stores.
	You won't find it!
	Like you've never made six million mistakes.
	I forgot you're six million times perfect!
	And it's not just that you... that the Holocaust happened.
	It's that you got other people to join in across the what what what globe!
	Stakeholders!
	Axis!
	Stakeholders!
	Allies!
	You can't be stakeholders in competing companies, stakeholders in competing ideas!
	It's a conflict of interest!
	And by the way, remember, while we're talking about conflict of interest, there is no conflict of interest for the people at the World Economic Forum.
	Their conflict of interest is with you, the American citizen.
	Remember, these are the same people who produced this inspiring video about how you should
	be happy about owning nothing.
	Yep.
	The U.S.
	won't be the world's leading superpower.
	They show those flags!
	Wow!
	I'll get back to that.
	You won't die waiting for an organ donor.
	How are you going to make that happen?
	Force people to donate organs?
	A laser print that I can't get right now.
	Thank God.
	You'll eat much less meat.
	Printers never fail.
	Notice none of these things are requests for people who are listening on audio.
	An occasional treat, not a staple for the good of the environment and our health.
	Your body rejects the heart.
	Why?
	It's made by a printer.
	That's what they need the meat for.
	PC load letter.
	Polluters will have to pay to emit carbon dioxide.
	Less jobs.
	There will be a global price on carbon.
	Fossil fuels history.
	No, it'll help make many people, human beings, history.
	What the hell was that?
	That was from the World Economic Forum.
	That's a video that they put out.
	They thought that was a good thing!
	It's the most horrifying thing I've ever seen.
	I'm not kidding.
	And they think, like, this is going to go over really well.
	We feel very good about this PowerPoint.
	Everybody should be horrified by this.
	That was 2016.
	That was in 2016?
	That was 2016, the World Economic Forum, and you just saw that guy speaking now, so when they talk about stakeholders- And all this has happened.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	And by the way- This is a huge problem!
	They're like, guys, guys!
	Wait a minute!
	They bitch about the United States- I thought they released it today!
	That was in 2016, and they've only gotten worse.
	They want you to live in pods, eat bugs, and rent, and not be able to buy, own anything.
	Now, just to be clear, the United States will no longer be the world's superpower.
	Oh, good news!
	Okay, great.
	Well, by the way, we'll get to, in a second, you begging with your hand out from the world's superpower, but instead they say that it'll be a group of nations, it'll be several nations, and they show a bunch of flags.
	One of them is Turkey!
	I mean, the place that kills journalists?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Oh, God, Donald Trump, evil dictator.
	Let's subject ourselves globally under the authority of Erdogan.
	Now, Romania came in behind China on transparency in the International Corruption Index.
	They have Slovakia up there.
	Up until 2004, they were still forcing women to undergo forced sterilizations.
	Women of a specific ethnicity.
	The name eludes me.
	I'm not up to date on Slovakia's eugenics program.
	Didn't formally apologize for it until last year, so they believe the United States... Oh, wow.
	And by the way, the German flag is there too, which is bad enough.
	Yes, I... America want vis-a-vis to create a superpower.
	By the way, we need another 40 billion for Ukraine, yeah?
	Mm-hmm.
	What?
	The one with the one symbol on it, that's like our old flag.
	Yeah, you know, we just remember like your circle one.
	That's right.
	It's a new Reich.
	It's kind of like your Confederate.
	It's a peace symbol with broken wrists like the exorcist.
	Now, it doesn't mean anything.
	No.
	Let's take down the rest of the flags.
	Speaking of Nazis, let's go to moment number four that you should all see.
	Zelensky's speech, Ukrainian guy for those who forgot, got a standing ovation.
	And this is again, they just talked about how a good thing in 2016, the United States won't be the world's superpower.
	Good God.
	Well, in a virtual speech, Zelensky told the Davos crowd that Russia must be brutally punished.
	And what he means by that is more money from the world superpower.
	Don't expect for Russia using their special weapons, either chemical or biological.
	And more so nuclear.
	Do not give the aggressor the impression that the world would not resist enough.
	Protect the freedom and regular peaceful order in the world with the maximum efforts possible.
	This is what the sanctions should be.
	The world is not a regularly peaceful order.
	Period.
	And every other potential aggressor who wants to wage a brutal war against its neighbor would clearly know Oh, well then, good!
	Create the immediate consequences to their actions, Ukraine.
	Teach Russia the peaceful order of the... Oh!
	Oh, that's right, you can't!
	Well, you know what, maybe Sweden can come in and help... Oh!
	Oh, that's right, they can't.
	Or maybe just the UK... Oh!
	Oh, that's... So what do you mean?
	What do you mean enforce the sanctions?
	What do you mean swift consequences?
	Do you mean from the world's greatest superpower you just pitched about in 2016 and praised her downfall?
	Hey, how about this?
	Foot your own bill.
	Foot your own bill.
	This is what happens.
	We get to a few years of peace.
	That just shows, you know, the natural peaceful order.
	Anyone here actually believe that the natural order of humanity is peace?
	That's how privileged we are.
	Yeah.
	We've had a moment of it.
	It's not been all that peaceful.
	War's been going on around the world.
	And everyone tells us that we're an evil empire just because the United States has recognized that the world historically hasn't been peaceful.
	Which, by the way, kind of a part of our history.
	Same reason for guns here in this country, right?
	Which you guys needed for every single citizen in Ukraine.
	Ooh, hold on a second.
	There's an argument for the Second Amendment.
	We understand...
	I think we did something.
	Something happened.
	We fought off the world's greatest superpower.
	You know, colonialists, who you hate, to become the world's greatest superpower of the next century, which has never happened before or since.
	So it's kind of ingrained in our history that we understand the world is a little bit of a violent place.
	Instead, you guys in Europe say, no, no, no.
	Let's all, we're all stakeholders.
	Let's hold hands.
	We are the world.
	Oh my God, here comes Russia.
	Please, Americans, help us.
	Nope.
	You know what?
	Russia could take all of Europe, and it wouldn't even affect us that much.
	If we didn't want it to, we could be entirely independent.
	Whether there's going to be a land war in the United States, either they're going to have to nuke us or cripple us economically.
	They're not trying the former.
	Right now they're trying the latter, and they told you that's what they want!
	They told you in their own video that they want the United States to crumble as a superpower.
	Who else do you want to fill that void?
	Sweden?
	Shut up!
	For a guy whose country is currently getting pummeled, he has a lot of time to make these appearances.
	Yes, he does.
	Didn't he do, like, the Emmys or the Oscars, and he did something like the Met Gala, I think?
	Yeah.
	I saw him there.
	Like, geez, man.
	He showed up and he slapped Ricky Gervais.
	Yeah.
	Rough.
	Well, he talked about Dombas, and so, you know, you don't do that.
	So, by the way, Henry Kissinger, who's still alive.
	Wow.
	That's the biggest news of this segment.
	Commented, uh... I haven't heard that name.
	He's 98!
	Is he really?
	Yeah, every time I read it I'm like, I thought he died!
	I thought he was 98 in the 70s.
	Yeah.
	I thought he was, like, dead for 98 years.
	Wow, that is insane.
	So he actually... They're asking him stuff?
	That's a great idea.
	Here's the thing, he's actually somewhat right here.
	Is he really smart?
	Yeah, well in this one he recognizes reality and he recommended that Ukraine give up land to Russia.
	This is what he said.
	I'm assuming... I don't know what he sounds like.
	Negotiations need to begin in the next two months before it creates upheavals and... I don't know why it's Winston Churchill.
	And tensions that will not be easily overcome.
	Ideally, the dividing line should be returned to the status quo ante.
	Not all Henry Kissinger ideas are good.
	Most of them are crap.
	This one at least provides some balance to the understanding.
	I'm just so surprised from the left that was rock against Bush, anti-war, rage against the war machine, and now they're willing to send billions of dollars to Ukraine for a war.
	Something smells, and it's usually Germany.
	Yeah.
	No, this is actually a good idea because there's not a lot of options outside of this, right?
	So this is what they did in the Baltics.
	They basically just carved these places up that were ethnically already separate anyway.
	And so if that really is true, and I'm not a big fan of sometimes a neighbor comes knocking and you're like, well, we'll just give you part of our country.
	That's not a great policy because you end up without a country eventually.
	But that could be a way to stop this.
	Either that happens or you guys get overrun.
	This is how things go unless you call on your neighbors to help you.
	And by the way, neighbors are in Europe.
	Europe, how about you help?
	How about you send $40 billion, Europe?
	How about you impose sanctions, Europe, and let us stay out of it?
	No, we would.
	We would.
	But we're too busy making free internet for our citizens.
	Because you Americans are just such war hawks and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	More money, please.
	More money, please.
	No.
	No.
	How about no?
	How about no?
	Well, 40 billion invisible dollars.
	It's just insane.
	It really is, yeah.
	We need all that at home, and we're just sending it away.
	And why?
	Yeah, what do you think they're going to do with it?
	Because Stephen King wore a shirt?
	Yes!
	Thank God.
	I prefer him wearing any shirt.
	I do agree, that's true.
	It could be worse.
	Step in the right direction, David.
	Yes, I prefer him in that shirt.
	But it's meaningless.
	It's a meaningless gesture.
	It absolutely is.
	And it's like, look.
	You know why we should have the world's greatest military?
	For us.
	Yep.
	I believe in the world's greatest military.
	Now, I think that there's absolutely wasteful spending in the military.
	So you mention about the military-industrial complex, you mean that you don't like that the United States can spend all of this on its military.
	You'll see these comparisons all the time during peace, right?
	America can spend this much on its military, but not on the healthcare.
	Well, okay, now you see why.
	Sweden can give free shit to their citizens because they've gone decades with not only not paying 2%, not only not paying America's 4%, paying 0% to NATO.
	Takes a little bit of time to develop that technology.
	Carriers don't exactly build themselves.
	We're really the only country in the world with a kind of a functioning Navy that we have.
	People don't understand that.
	It takes centuries of experience to understand that kind of war and have that kind of a capability.
	If there's a war at sea, the entire world will rely on the United States.
	So how about, you know what, you start sending us some stuff.
	How about that?
	How about you start sending us some money?
	Europe?
	Sweden?
	Everyone!
	Start sending the United States.
	Hey, hold on a second.
	Sweden?
	Where people say drugs are cheaper in Canada?
	Well, I wonder why that is, genius.
	Canada, send us those free drugs.
	Well, we can.
	It's our taxpayers.
	It's because we do it through taxpayer subsidies.
	Oh, you mean Canada first?
	Guess what?
	You didn't invent the drugs.
	Send them on over.
	Hey, by the way, if you don't like it, take down that maple leaf and run the Stars and Stripes, baby.
	We're an empire, apparently, so you're not Canada anymore.
	You're going to be the 51st state.
	And by the way, we're going to refer to you officially as what we call the joke state.
	You're going to be Alaska, too.
	Yes.
	We're not even going to purchase this one.
	Yes.
	And we're going to appoint a czar in charge of Alaska, too.
	And that czar is going to be, well, it's just a hologram of John Candy.
	Send us that blackface guy.
	He's pretty funny.
	Yeah, let's send him.
	Yeah, that guy can stay.
	That's your punishment!
	You just keep giving yourself enough rope.
	Gosh, I grew up with this in Canada all the time.
	I remember if I had a teacher saying, you know, the United States isn't in soldiers.
	We have the peacekeepers.
	They actually call them peacekeepers.
	Oh, really?
	So are soldiers.
	Freedom comes at a price.
	That's why you can go and see walls with people's names on them in D.C.
	and the people that have died for this country.
	That's why we don't have a show on Monday.
	It's the fact that people serve this country and there is a cost of freedom.
	That's why people aren't getting mortared and they have time to run around and go, I'm non-binary, let's fight about that.
	Right.
	You think anybody getting shot at has time to tell you that bullshit?
	No, of course not.
	It's because we're so safe and have been safe.
	You know what they say, there are no LGBTQAIP in trenches.
	Well yeah, but nobody's going, we need a pregnancy military suit when there's actual problems and things at stake.
	That's Ukraine right now, they're going, please send more stretchy maternity flight suits!
	But you're only saying this stuff because you're buying into this agenda.
	The Key of Ghosts is in her third trimester!
	I don't know how I didn't see this commercial until now.
	It's gonna haunt me until I'm dead.
	I know.
	Which is roughly around 2030, according to the ad.
	Yeah, pretty much.
	They'll speed that process up, don't worry.
	You will have several superpowers, and you will be dead, and you can rent your groceries.
	Yes!
	And that makes sense.
	Also, they'll increase the death tax so your family can't get your inheritance.
	You don't need to drive anywhere.
	Vitamin D for the birds.
	Yes.
	Not sidewalk.
	You think that you have the right to eat a diet of your choice?
	You're a real piece of work, Mr. Landau.
	Here's your crickets.
	What child would you like to keep?
	Oh.
	No, he's absolutely right.
	It is absolutely horrifying.
	And we need to cut ties to the rest of this godforsaken world that is Europe.
	I'm sorry.
	It is just as bad.
	As a lot of the countries that people... It's just as bad as the shit old countries, they just have better lighting.
	They have better sconces, that's all.
	If Putin wants to redeem himself, there's a place he can invade right now.
	Yeah, look at the price of freedom right now in Ukraine.
	Hey, they're paying a price.
	Otherwise, they can be subjugated to Russia.
	And this is also why, by the way, going back to the idea of Native Americans, or you had this thing in Canada with the French and the Plains of Abraham, we gave it back to them.
	We want reparations!
	You know, you have Native Americans, and by the way, I think it's the Lakotans, there were 20,000 when they took the Black Hills, and then genocide was committed, and now there's a mere 170,000.
	Do the math.
	No!
	You're a conquered people.
	That's what's happened.
	It's actually sort of like in a company, we've talked about this, if you think someone maybe needs to be fired, you should do it right away because it's the best thing for them.
	The United States should have said to every group of people, look, you are now American.
	We won.
	And by the way, the way that you're going to be subjugated is you're free.
	Just don't rely on everybody else to pay for your stuff.
	That's it.
	So us, instead of enslaving you, is you now live in a country where we demand freedom of everybody.
	You just can't come to us and start demanding free crap from somebody else.
	That's it.
	As opposed to what Germany would have had done.
	As opposed to what Russia would do.
	As opposed to what they did do.
	As opposed to what Genghis Khan did.
	As opposed to Attila the Hun.
	As opposed to all of humanity.
	The natural order is not peace.
	And these people are smart enough to know that.
	They're smart enough to know that.
	So they're lying because they want to create a society in an image that, well, you have the haves and you have the have-nots.
	Hey, by the way, most of these people are leftists, socialists, just to be clear.
	Not capitalists.
	Let's just be honest about that.
	Let's go to moment number three, because this is an important one.
	So we've gone through, we will all be stakeholders, right?
	We've gone through the last one, which was, oh, that's right, I forgot his name.
	Kissinger.
	Well, at least stakeholders in something we don't own.
	Right.
	Isn't that exciting?
	Isn't it exciting?
	Yeah.
	And by the way, you also won't own Yeah, it's great.
	Oh, thank God.
	That's almost a bad analogy.
	It all makes perfect sense.
	So here's number three, because what they want to make sure is that we don't do what we're doing here.
	This is the World Economic Forum.
	They also want to do it with free speech.
	So here's Australian E-Safety Commissioner.
	That's a real job.
	Julie Inman Grant said there's a need for recalibration on freedom of speech.
	We are finding ourselves in a place where we have increasing polarization everywhere.
	And everything feels binary when it doesn't need to be, so I think we're going to have to think about a recalibration of a whole range of human rights that are playing out online, you know, from freedom of speech to the freedom to, you know, to be free from online violence, or the right of data protection to the right to child dignity.
	A lot of that doesn't mean anything, but the parts that I got were horrible.
	Recalibration on freedom of speech.
	By the way, again, we're all global stakeholders.
	Hold on a second.
	We're the only country with freedom of speech.
	You can be arrested in Australia for saying something offensive.
	You can be arrested in Europe for... There was a man who was arrested for doing a cover of Kung Fu Fighting at a karaoke bar!
	Well, I guess it's not really a cover at that point, he's just doing karaoke.
	But the point remains!
	So let's link arms with the United States.
	What do we have?
	We have the First Amendment.
	Okay, but now you're all going to be stakeholders in a global economy where they don't believe in the First Amendment.
	Whoa, that's a conspiracy.
	She just said it.
	She just said it.
	Who gets to decide free speech?
	And by the way, don't think that it was lost on us.
	Bitch is not even Australian!
	That's a knife.
	That's an Australian.
	Show her again.
	She spoke like an English person.
	Everything feels binary when it doesn't need to be.
	Not Australian!
	I think we're going to have to think about a recalibration of a whole range of human rights that are playing out online.
	Not Australian, now show the Australian.
	There's a noise.
	So I will listen to nothing that you say.
	If you don't sound the part, you are not worthy to be trusted.
	How is she Australian?
	Hold on, she's not.
	No.
	Do you know what she meant by that last part?
	That was particularly chilling.
	She said something about children?
	Where she said... Take right to privacy, but then the dignity of children, so... What does that mean?
	Dignity of children though, I caught that too.
	Does that mean transgenderism?
	Does that mean... Yeah.
	Yes, I do believe I looked at my four-year-old wiping his booger between the velour couch cushions and said, that's a dignifier.
	He's always wearing a tux, very non-formal boy.
	Of course he poops on it.
	I'd love to know.
	You raise a kid to have dignity.
	Dignity is something that you learn over the years and you eventually form class and respect for other human beings.
	Your kid is not dignified.
	No.
	If you turned around for five minutes and your kid's gonna crawl up on the counter and take as much candy as you want.
	Yeah.
	You take a dump in the sink?
	Yeah.
	We need to have dignity of children.
	What does that mean?
	Don't forget the online violence she talked about.
	Online violence.
	The words are violence.
	The words are violence.
	Dignify... Okay, so yeah, I understand where you're going with this.
	What does it mean, online violence?
	Words that you don't like, insults that you don't like.
	Dignity of children means what?
	Children being able to transition, LGBTQ, AAIP, and not be told what to do by, I don't know, parents.
	She basically wants it to be the lost boys.
	Yeah, the closest thing to a dignified child would be not introducing children to any form of sex at a young age.
	That would be the closest thing to dignity of a child.
	By the way, quick question, just to clarify, that's the same country that built the camps, right?
	The summer fun camps for everybody to go to and made you pay to take a taxi there?
	Yeah.
	Also mandatory gun buyback?
	Look, look, that place... Australia?
	Okay.
	I don't like you.
	Alright, I'm not going to listen to you because I don't like you.
	I don't like what you have to say.
	Not all the people of Australia.
	Pogo, great.
	There are some great Australians out there.
	Steve Irwin, fantastic.
	But Australia, look, you don't get to condemn, again, the United States.
	This American, well, why am I doing that?
	It's American culture.
	It's a gun culture.
	We had a mandatory buyback.
	Yeah, you're also a country that was a penal colony for rapists and murderers and then you took guns away from law-abiding citizens.
	You're devolving.
	We don't want to have a shared stake in that.
	You can keep it.
	Just let us keep ours.
	I believe in national borders.
	I like it.
	I like borders.
	They help.
	Yes.
	It's nothing more than to keep Canadians.
	Clearly better than Barnes and Noble.
	Some Canadians.
	Now, moment number two.
	Germany.
	Back to Germany.
	So he knows he'll be good.
	They, again, they hate autonomy of any kind.
	So here's German Vice Chancellor Robert Habeck telling the crowd that countries should resist
	looking after their own interests.
	The Spaten is a symbol of a new society.
	Sorry, that was the last time I tried to tell the rest of the world what to do.
	It's force of habit.
	Here's the real clip.
	First of all, I would say that we have to stick to global markets.
	If we are now, and this is a tendency I feel everywhere in the world, also in my country as well, also in Europe, if we are now saying, okay, first of all, Germany and other countries are caring for themselves, then we will increase the crisis.
	If we are only caring for our own food supply or energy supply, it must have a disastrous effect on the prices on the market.
	So first of all, we have to keep the markets open.
	Second, we have to see that we have to solve one I'm sorry, sir.
	That answer was the stupidest one so far, and every answer was stupid.
	production of fossil fuels and coal power plants all over the place.
	There's a drought in India.
	You mentioned it.
	We will definitely have more problems in the next years to come.
	I'm sorry, sir.
	That answer was the stupidest one so far.
	Every answer was stupid.
	And you spoke after Kamala Harris and Joe Biden.
	What's in it for you?
	You are a marvel.
	What's in it for you?
	Well, it's global dependence for the Chancellor of Germany.
	Groceries delivered by drone.
	Order them on my phone.
	Cricket sandwich for Germany.
	I love how Germany just announced that they were re-firing some coal power plants because of the Russian issue with energy.
	But by the way, you've talked about this in comedy, how people pull up the ladder, right?
	They become successful, then they pull up the ladder.
	That's exactly what these countries are doing.
	Developing countries need cheap energy.
	You had it, Germany!
	So did the United States.
	So did everybody else.
	Now that you've gotten to a certain point, you're like, no, no, no, no, no, no.
	No cheap energy for anybody else.
	Let's make it very expensive.
	Then they try and sit down India and chastise them for using Russian oil.
	No, no, no.
	You must think we care.
	You use more oil from Russia in an afternoon than we get in a month, so you can shut up.
	Well, I think that if you're... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
	You are an asshole.
	I don't care.
	And I think that India is not a country that has it right, by the way, but you have no right to tell India what they can and can't do.
	Oh, nobody said India had it right.
	No, nobody said India had it right.
	The Indians don't think that they have it right.
	No, they don't.
	Germany, by the way, they do.
	We can bring up overlay G. They continue to buy Russian gas.
	And also, let's be clear about this, what he's talking about.
	Let's not create a problem on the back of other problems.
	That's all you've done.
	I love how he said, we need to keep the markets open.
	You're the shutdown people!
	We need to be open for business!
	Shut the whole world down.
	Except for when I tell you you have to be closed for business.
	We shouldn't create problems off the backs of Jews.
	Off the backs of other problems.
	What did I say?
	So like a recession and then the other problem is Hitler.
	You know what I mean?
	Yes.
	Like the back of it.
	How many people does it take to fix a recession?
	Right.
	It takes five.
	No, five.
	Four to try and fix the recession and the fifth to say that's not recession, that's Zyklon B. Too soon?
	Yes.
	We use the rest of Zeitlein for energy.
	That's right!
	Yes.
	Till we found out it's very much not green.
	No.
	And kills people!
	Yes.
	Oopsie!
	Who knew?
	So, Germany, by the way, talking about creating problems in the backs of other problems, well, they shut down their nuclear reactors.
	Let's just be clear here, we're talking about global energy.
	Oh, that always works.
	So this was part of their push toward green and renewable energy.
	By the way, know how many carbon emissions come from nuclear energy?
	Does anyone know?
	How many?
	Anyone?
	None.
	Oh!
	So, that would fit in with the idea that there will be penalties for carbon emissions, but they also don't want nuclear energy.
	Which, by the way, is not only the most carbon neutral, I guess, if you want to use that term, it also has the fewest amount of deaths per kilowatt hour when compared to other renewables.
	So, hey, hold on a second, if it saves one life, what happened with that?
	But they don't like it.
	Why?
	Because it's not really about, and let's be clear about this, this is not a conspiracy, and I'll get to this in a second, I'll get to Dan Crenshaw's comments that I disagree with in a second.
	It's not a conspiracy.
	They say, hey, you know what, we need to penalize people who emit carbon dioxide.
	Okay, nuclear.
	Then they say no.
	Why?
	Because it doesn't fit in with their other part that you can't be a world superpower.
	It doesn't fit in with their other part that you can't look out for your own self-interest.
	Well, we can't have people, because nuclear power is something that could be used by Nations across the globe.
	And guess what?
	They wouldn't be reliant on anybody else.
	We could all have our own little power sources.
	And you can fit all of the nuclear waste that you would actually accumulate in your lifetime in a can of Diet Coke, or you could put it under your desk your entire lifetime.
	No carbon emissions.
	But no, we don't want to do that.
	Why?
	Because they want you to be dependent on the government and like it.
	So they moved to renewable energy.
	Well, let's see how that worked out for Germany.
	Because you don't want to create problems off the backs of other problems.
	So from Reuters, the government's position on nuclear energy remains unchanged.
	The government remains convinced that nuclear cannot be classified as sustainable.
	And here's what happened, too.
	They're looking at blackouts, rolling brownouts, and because their power grid can't handle when they have a surplus of energy with this, you know, renewable, they have to sell it at net negative pricing.
	They have to lose money.
	They pay you to use energy.
	So when they don't have enough, people have to basically ration energy,
	and then they have too much, and their country has to lose money.
	Yeah. Well, they're looking at potential massive blackouts happening.
	Because of this, and that's why they're saying, oh my gosh, we're going to have to kind of spool this stuff back up.
	By the way, hold on.
	I want to go back to what you said.
	We cannot classify it as renewable.
	Not that it isn't or not sustainable.
	Sorry, but not that it isn't sustainable.
	We can't classify it like that.
	Otherwise, people would say, why aren't you using it?
	Right.
	It is sustainable.
	Right.
	Right.
	And so nuclear is so dangerous that we're actually going to put it on a submarine, which people will shoot at and try to destroy and power that.
	But we cannot possibly have it with all the advancement in technology anywhere on land.
	I sat down Periscope 2.
	Yeah.
	Well, you know how that goes.
	I'm a Kelsey Grammer fan.
	That was before Snakes on a Plane.
	What was the movie?
	The Plane?
	Money Plane.
	There we go.
	Oh, that's right.
	Oh my gosh.
	Kelsey Grammer's best work.
	Yeah, and what are they gonna do now?
	They're gonna fire up the old coal plants.
	Yes!
	Oh, those clean things.
	Oh, good.
	Yeah.
	This all makes sense.
	So stupid.
	We can't have nuclear, didn't you see the Simpsons intro?
	We've watched the various documentaries on HBO and films they made.
	Yeah.
	It's all bad.
	Today's show is going to go a little bit late because this is going to tie into our own energy policy, which by the way, what are you, uh, what are you looking, tell me there, Kevin.
	We got some from the control room before we moved to Dan Oh, okay.
	Oh, okay.
	We got someone from the control room before we move to Dan Crenshaw.
	Is you stopping me from being mad?
	Yes, sir.
	Briefly, so that you can get more mad in one moment.
	Oh, no.
	So this is the Alibaba president, J. Michael Evans, boasting about how they want to monitor your individual carbon footprint.
	You won't be able to buy, eat, or travel or anything.
	I thought he was just going to shout open sesame.
	through technology, an ability for consumers to measure their own carbon footprint.
	What does that mean?
	That's where are they traveling? How are they traveling?
	What are they eating? What are they consuming on the platform?
	So, individual carbon footprint tracker.
	Stay tuned. We don't have it operational yet, but this is something that we're working on.
	Yeah, you do.
	Yeah, you've got to hop on your private jet to go make sure it's operational.
	Dick.
	Also, tracking every single thing that I do.
	Now we know what you eat, we know where you go.
	Fantastic.
	This is what I want them to- I want the government to know nothing about me.
	You know what?
	That's what I want.
	Advertisers, I want you to take a wild guess.
	I don't care.
	Like, that is my information, you don't need it.
	The wild guesses they take are often very wrong.
	Yes, well, I don't want chairs.
	I looked one time for chairs and now all I see is chair ads.
	I've never once purchased anything from Alibaba.
	No.
	Well, he's a trustworthy guy.
	I don't want to go to Sandals.
	I don't believe his name is actually Alibaba.
	Well, the 40 Thieves thing, that's not so much, but Arabian Nights.
	Sandals in 2007.
	I don't want to go back.
	No.
	You don't want people to know that you went there.
	No.
	Crab Tower wasn't that good.
	I'm doing better now.
	I mean, look, it wasn't the worst experience I've ever had, I'm not gonna lie.
	Yeah.
	I mean, perfectly fine place.
	I couldn't afford sandals, I went to Club Med.
	Ooh.
	The closed place next door?
	Yes.
	Closed in, like, 91.
	I didn't know that when I bought the tickets!
	Yeah, you're like, this is crazy, it's empty here.
	Wow.
	But the prices, mm, it's good.
	Boy, these people in here sure look hungry.
	Let's go to Firefest afterwards.
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	Off.
	And then I believe there's a fetish festival going on somewhere near Brussels, so Darklands!
	That should be fun, yeah.
	Just going on a little tour, gonna get sick.
	Bring it home.
	Gonna be a horsey!
	Just come back looking like Tom Hanks in Philadelphia, like, have you been on vacation?
	Yeah, you're wearing dog ears.
	I was hit with a racquetball.
	Yes.
	Repeatedly.
	All right, let's go to moment number one here.
	And this is Dan Crenshaw, who's been a friend of the show.
	I agree with him on some stuff, disagree with him on some other things.
	And the one thing that I will say about Dan Crenshaw is, if you listen to what he's saying, I understand the point, and I wish that he placed more emphasis on the point that he makes about the Democratic platform.
	Unfortunately, and you see this a lot with conservatives, is in an attempt to find common ground.
	They believe they're sounding sensible by conceding the territory of language to the left.
	And so here is Dan Crenshaw.
	You could argue running defense for some of the World Economic Forum's cornerstone policy.
	And I wouldn't say that but trying to minimize the idea of what is a very real thing, a concerted effort in the Great Reset.
	Where do you see the Great Reset right now, then where's it going over the next four to six
	years?
	Yeah, I just don't know much about it. And I don't care.
	But you should.
	I think we're obsessing over it on the right a little bit.
	I think when you call it the Great Reset, it sort of indicates that there's like a
	secret power cabal under it all.
	And it's not so secret. It's just the Democrat Party. So again, I just want to take a step back.
	I think it's not a conspiracy. It is a political platform.
	But just like, you know, we We sound a little crazy when we start talking about some sort of secret cabal.
	Just fight the Democrats.
	It's the same thing.
	Was Klaus Schwab crazy when he wrote the book called COVID-19 The Great Reset?
	What year did that come out?
	I don't know.
	It says COVID-19 in the title, so I'm assuming recent.
	I'm guessing recent, but now I'm thinking 2016.
	Who knows?
	After what I've seen.
	Gosh, this could be 2012.
	You should read his 2012 book, Monkeypox.
	It's really something.
	Coming to a theater near you.
	The first part of it's really just a Stephen King-like orgy.
	Right.
	With 12-year-olds, because that's how Stephen King likes to do it.
	Read it!
	It actually happened.
	It's incredibly messed up.
	Now, here's the thing.
	And I've said this before, too.
	If you refer to it as the Great Reset, It's not a secret.
	Say it's happening in plain view, like he was talking about.
	It is a Democratic Party platform.
	I've always tried to, because you'll have people try and say the fringe right and the fringe left.
	What's the DNC?
	What's the Democratic Party platform?
	What are the policies being proposed at the World Economic Forum?
	We don't believe in strawmanning or picking fringe.
	We believe in picking the mainstream policies and policies that get a majority of Democrat votes as it goes to our legislative system.
	You were about to say something.
	I was about to say, look, I don't always agree with him.
	He has lined up on the wrong side of several issues lately.
	And what he should have said, and I, like you said, you understand the point that he's making, but he knows better than this.
	He knows that that's going to be taken.
	And see, even Dan Crenshaw says the right wing is running with this stupid reset theory.
	You should just say it is absolutely real.
	There's a meeting going on in Davos right now with people who would love to upend the United States and make sure that we are not the superpower and that their ideals rule the world.
	They put it in a video!
	They put it in a video saying the United States will not be the world's superpower, and then that Klaus Schwab character wrote the book, The Great Reset.
	Absolutely.
	This is a professional level of gaslighting.
	We're like, oh, crazy right-wingers say Great Reset.
	No, no, let me explain to you the platform of the Democratic Party.
	And all of these, and I mean this, globalists, what would you call the World Economic Forum when people are talking about how we are all stakeholders in the global economy and some form of global governance?
	No, it's not a conspiracy theory.
	Leftist globalists, they want to initiate, and they are doing this right now, and this man wrote the book, COVID-19, The Great Reset, about how we can accelerate the Great Reset.
	This is their plan.
	Crash the economy so that you can fundamentally change it.
	Crash the economy, make us dependent on foreign energy, foreign goods and services, and create a permanent class of renters beholden Well, if that is the case, Joe Biden is getting a Lifetime Achievement Award right now on Davos.
	Watch every single breakout panel at Ballroom B of the World Economic Forum.
	Be my guest.
	You'll have more examples of this than you can find in a lifetime.
	Crash the economy, make the United States dependent and beholden to other nations, create
	a permanent class of renters, you own nothing and like it.
	That's the book, The Great Reset, in the title.
	Well, if that is the case, Joe Biden is getting a lifetime achievement award.
	Yes, he is.
	I mean, they have more merch out than the band Kiss.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Plus I thought it was a good one.
	I'll take the book, the video, the panel.
	Would you like to buy my book, The Great Reset?
	Yes.
	Oh, would you like, you know, your conspiracy that's not real that I wrote about so it is real?
	About COVID-19.
	I wrote about it 27 years ago.
	Two pieces of crap.
	You will be dead soon.
	Klaus Traub.
	They call me, they call me Dr. Death.
	You just have to kiss back up.
	They call him Dr. Death!
	I've got my love gun, but it's not about love.
	I want to kill the Jews all night and do it every day.
	Klaus, you're drunk.
	Go home, Klaus.
	I've been nine years sober.
	I've never been more clear-headed.
	I told you karaoke was a bad idea.
	I know you're still popping pills.
	Maybe.
	But they're prescriptions, so they're good for me.
	It's medicine.
	Yes.
	Gobble, gobble.
	I'm a naughty turkey.
	Right, turkey?
	That's terrible.
	I was hoping for the gobble noise.
	I was going to go to another kiss song, but I wasn't sure if it was a kiss song.
	If it was three lines, then yes.
	That's the test.
	If there's a power cord, that's a kiss.
	In a nutshell.
	Well played.
	Alright, so that's the Great Reset.
	It's the fastest way to destroy our economy so that you can rebuild it.
	And the problem is they want to destroy our economy, but the left can create nothing.
	They can rebuild nothing.
	Taxation, it's just taking money.
	They can build nothing.
	Free enterprise can bake more pies.
	You have a set pie with socialism and you just redistribute it.
	You can bake more pies if you allow people to create new things.
	Let's just be clear about that.
	So, they have to crash the economy so they can rebuild it in whatever graven image they want, but they don't actually have a plan to rebuild anything.
	Then they want to, of course, make us beholden to other nations and create a permanent class of renters.
	I am reiterating this so that you understand what the Great Reset is.
	It is those three points.
	Read the book with it in the title.
	Now, yesterday, I believe it was yesterday or maybe it was two days ago, former Vice President Joe Biden said this during a press conference with the Japanese Prime Minister.
	And when it comes to the gas prices, Uh, we're going through an incredible transition that is taking place that God willing, when it's over, we'll be stronger and the world will be stronger and less reliant on fossil fuels when this is over.
	Hmm.
	Sorry, I was just writing down all the bullshit.
	Oh, are you done already?
	So I love how he says, uh, transition rather than dictatorial policy changes.
	It's we're going to transition.
	How are we going to do that?
	Executive orders.
	Oh, ah.
	It'll go to one to five dollars in six months?
	Hey Joe, what's Gas Prices doing right now?
	How's the transition going?
	It's not a transition, though.
	No.
	It's just a quick, gruesome surgery.
	You know, it'll be a transition.
	You know, like your six-year-old.
	You just, you just...
	You know, a nice slow transition that happens immediately and cripples your finances.
	Yeah, well, immediately, as in, the administration recently cancelled or halted three major leases for oil and gas drilling.
	Oh good, more jobs!
	You've got the Cook Inlet in Alaska would have provided over one million acres for drilling, the Interior Department cited a lack of industry interest for the cancellation, and then Senator Murkowski of Alaska just said that claim was completely false, it's not true.
	Well, do they have oil and people want to buy said oil?
	Well, hold on a second!
	You've got to think about the people of the great state of Alaska.
	You have to think about the Alaskan tundra wasteland.
	You wouldn't want to destroy that natural beauty.
	It's valueless!
	So you're telling me oil companies don't want to drill in Alaska, one of the most oil-rich places on the planet?
	Yes, oil companies are not interested in making money, despite what they've told you for years about evil oil companies being interested in making money.
	Yeah, it's fair.
	I don't know how to follow it, but you're not supposed to.
	Now, the other leases were... The English don't want it.
	That fern gully was full of crap, man.
	Yeah, it totally was.
	Other two leases, what, with Gulf of Mexico halted due to, I don't know, some conflicting court rulings.
	The other one was just Joe Biden just canceling it.
	Okay, now here's the thing.
	Even if you're a liberal, even if you're a leftist, okay?
	And you say, well that's good, you know, because we need to be on renewable energy.
	All right.
	We've joked about this in the past.
	And joked, but not really, just joking.
	How do you, where do you think you're getting the energy for your electric car?
	We're not allowed to use nearly enough nuclear, right?
	You can't do it with wind and solar.
	We've joked about that, and of course we've joked about how the power grid wouldn't handle it.
	Well now it's very real.
	The power grid, right, in virtually every area of the country is unable to handle our energy needs right now.
	So before the transition, Which they want to do more aggressively.
	Transitioning away from fossil fuels.
	This is from Power Magazine.
	There's a map right there, all references available at Lighthouse Crowder.
	It says, uh, an unprecedented array of risks ranging from capacity shortfalls, extreme weather, extended drought, supply chain issues, cybersecurity, solar PV tripping, fuel constraints to wildfires could imperil the reliability of nearly every North American bulk power system, uh, every region west of the mid-continent independent system operator this Summer.
	Now another quote here.
	John Murrah, the North American Electric Reliability Corporation.
	God, these are just long, terrible names.
	He's the Director of Reliability Assessment and Performance.
	He made the point, what we've all learned from recent history is that extreme doesn't mean rare.
	Talking about weather, talking about these incidents that take place.
	Look, There are other issues, of course.
	Joe Biden a fan of these.
	If you look at the policies, we have a decrease in coal stockpiles.
	Of course, we have a reduced labor force.
	Wonder how that happened.
	We have a potential for a natural gas shortage.
	How did that happen?
	This isn't just a matter of keeping the lights on.
	This is important for you to note.
	Electric car drivers.
	It affects you!
	Do you understand that?
	I'm just going to plug in my electric car.
	You can't!
	Well, it's coal-powered.
	It's a coal-powered car.
	Yes!
	Now, let's just be honest.
	Why are we playing this game?
	Like when Mickey and Minnie would take a boat somewhere.
	It's like, we're not at war with Russia.
	Take it to Germany because they hated the Jews.
	What a stupid world.
	And by the way, this is in the summer, so you're looking at some brownouts is what they're talking about, you're looking at some potential blackouts, you're looking at a serious strain on the power grid.
	Let's think about this for a second, because if we continue with these policies, it's not going to get better.
	What do you think happens in cold when the power grid doesn't work?
	So, slight warmth.
	We're talking about, you know, it's going to be a little bit warm.
	You can't air condition your house, right?
	You can't drive as far.
	You're going to have to shut off the air conditioning in your car, use the outside air, the max AC, whatever.
	Does anyone really know what that means?
	I don't know if it means it recycles air.
	Someone can explain below.
	Comment below what max AC means.
	I just know I hit the button and it sounds louder.
	But, when you consider this, in the cold, Countless people will die.
	Now, extreme weather kills on average over 5 million people per year.
	This is one thing that people don't talk about with climate change.
	4.6 million a year can be attributed to cold weather.
	Now, just in Texas, the ice storm that we had to deal with.
	Yeah, last year.
	The one where Alex Jones came in in a helicopter.
	Yeah, that was fun.
	Because he was the only guest we could get.
	246 people died.
	And very few of us lost power entirely.
	When I was in Montreal, we had the ice storm.
	I don't remember how many people died.
	You're talking about something that lasts a week.
	So if you have a power problem right now in the summer, it's inconvenient, it's uncomfortable.
	These kinds of ice storms happen in the Midwest.
	Michigan, Minnesota, Wisconsin, in New York, Vermont.
	They happen every single year.
	And if we have a strained power system as it is, you put everyone on electric cars and you shut down natural gas and coal, guess what?
	Hey, what happens if it saves one life?
	Because you're gonna kill grandma and grandpa.
	So here's the thing.
	The left, and this is what we're seeing with the World Economic Forum, and we're seeing it with Joe Biden, they're so busy virtue signaling through trying to punish the wrong kind of people, wrong think, they can't possibly fathom actually creating anything of value.
	It's only destruction.
	We're gonna get rid of gas!
	Okay?
	We're gonna get rid of coal!
	Okay?
	And no more oil!
	Replace it with what?
	What?
	Hey, what do you think happens?
	What's a major problem for wind turbines in the cold?
	They freeze!
	Try scraping your solar panels!
	I just did the windshield of my car!
	It's a slightly large SUV!
	I haven't got it shot in hell!
	You think you're going to get... You think solar panels and wind turbines are going to fix it?
	It's not possible.
	For more proof, look at Germany.
	We can't do nuclear.
	Okay, what do we do?
	We need to go to renewable.
	Remember their solution not long ago was, buy a Tesla.
	Then Elon Musk said he supported free speech and the former vice president refused to meet with him, right?
	So it's, don't buy a Tesla.
	Alright, well I can't buy a car because it's really expensive.
	Take public transit.
	How's that powered?
	By stabbing people on the subway?
	I mean, if you could harness that energy, the Texas DART system, it would be a bullet train.
	It would.
	You could go anywhere.
	No more gas!
	No more oil!
	No nuclear!
	Great!
	What?
	Drive an electric car!
	Get rid of your gas car!
	Okay.
	How do I power it?
	You say what I can't use to power it?
	What are you creating?
	What are you creating?
	I know you want to forgive loans with my tax dollars for useless degrees.
	I understand that.
	I understand you want to give away free health care.
	I understand that.
	I understand that you want us to eat crickets and you want to put tariffs on the meat industry.
	I understand that.
	I understand that you put all of these taxes on tariffs and now I'm paying $5 a gallon.
	I understand.
	I understand all the things that you want.
	It's a wish list, right?
	I get it, okay?
	And hopefully enough, good little liberals have been good boys, girls, and z's this year.
	Got it!
	But how are you going to solve the problem?
	You were just sitting there saying, we don't want to create problems, right?
	The German Chancellor, off of the backs of other problems, they have outlined what they want to get rid of, and nothing, even within the ballpark of realistically replacing it, because today's left, this is why I will not call it progressive, I will not call it the progressive wing.
	They can only destroy.
	They can create nothing.
	And that's exactly what every transcript from the World Economic Forum or proposed policy from the squad reads like.
	Speaking of things I hate, we're gonna go play on Mug Club here, hate symbol or not.
	Oh wow.
	That should be fun to play when I'm this angry.
	Excellent.
	And Dave Land, tell them again where you're going to be here to rebuild the town of Gaylord.
	Gaylord, Michigan.
	Sunday night, you can come out to the show.
	Please do come out and support.
	It's going to help clean up after them.
	All proceeds go to help rebuild Gaylord, Michigan.
	And you know what?
	They really need it because their town's name is Gaylord.

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