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Wait... Who Came Out as Republican? | Louder with Crowder
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🎵Berry Sail all the way to London🎵 🎵Up in purple🎵 x3
So, did you sleep well?
I I did.
Did you grow a mustache?
I did.
Do you like it?
I guess.
It's just a little weird.
Weird?
Well, you have me chained up in your basement, and I told you the other day I was gonna grow a mustache, and then you come down here and you have a mustache.
Whatever.
You didn't invent mustaches.
Whatever, man.
You're copying me.
Am not.
Could I just please have some of my Patriot Supply Oatmeal?
See?
We're so alike.
We finish each other's sentences.
Everybody loves my Patriot Supply, especially the... Pudding?
See?
See? We're like brothers.
Sigh.
Hey, maybe next Tuesday, do you think I could go to the bathroom alone?
How about this?
I won't hold it.
I'll just watch.
Thank you.
I'm gonna hang out with my friend Gerald until then.
You're a stranger in love, that's what I know.
You're a stranger in love, I know the ball.
Mmm.
You know, I just can't help it.
Let's just get right into it.
Hey, guess who's going bankrupt?
So, people listening on audio, you have to go over to YouTube
or Rumble.
Equal pay deal in soccer.
Oh boy.
Glad to be with you.
So you're going to reduce the men's pay.
That's what's happening.
Yeah, exactly.
Or performance.
Glad to be with you.
We have so much to get to today.
Look, one thing I want to talk about today, and I just need to let you know, if we get removed, and I'm not just saying today, be talking about the election.
Just so you know, freest, fairest election of all time.
I don't buy it.
Comment me, YouTube.
So, if we get removed or we don't tell you that we are doing, or not doing a show, I should say, we're doing it every Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.
Eastern, Rumble, and Mug Club, where today we're going to do an extra 45 minutes on stuff that we can't talk about here.
That's true, and something that you love near and dear.
Well, it's important to note, look, there's a narrative now that's coming, crumbling down, and I think people, and I hate to use that term because everyone in politics is like, well, narrative, like, you know, Cawthorne, like, a narrative that I stuck my junk in my cousin's face.
Well, that's not a narrative, you did it.
That people, it's required for you to not question what's happening or what has happened, certainly with a myriad of issues, whether it's COVID, whether it's the election, and sort of a fund, the foundation of that is that this is the most popular former vice president ever.
Joe Biden.
We've gone through, now there's been some Twitter analytics that show how many followers of his are fake, but when we look at what's happened with YouTube and how they've actually changed the algorithms, the dislike buttons for him, once you remove that precept, it all comes crumbling down and there is no way that this is the most popular president of all time.
So let me know, you know, comment, comment below.
Do you buy?
Do the, what they tally it up to now?
142 million votes that he got?
I think maybe 150.
Do you buy that every single one of those votes is Legitimate?
It's okay, YouTube.
It's okay, YouTube.
Hit that button.
Alright, so we'll be talking about that, but first, Gerald A., how are you, sir?
I am well, how are you?
My neck is just... I'm doing a bad neck thing.
Yeah, it's just recurring, and the chiropractors are mad at us from two days ago when we, you know, pointed out the truth.
Wait, you tried to go see one and they wouldn't crack your neck?
Well, I tried to see one through a scope, and then, uh... He waved.
No idea what that means.
It was more of a flail.
Help!
Saw the red dot.
Yeah.
You know, you can follow him on Twitter at LandauDave.
He's going to be this weekend, the 27th, 28th at Big Al's in Emily, Minnesota.
Dave Landau, how are you?
Next weekend, sorry.
You're all good.
Ahoy, how about you?
I didn't.
I forgot the date.
That's okay, you're fine.
I forgot what today's date was.
I remembered your date.
I don't know dates.
Yeah.
Yeah, well.
But Big Al.
Big Al's a good big guy.
Is he still big?
He's an actual person?
Yeah, he's a big fan of the show.
Good for him.
Really good guy.
Good job, Big Al.
That's bold, putting your name on there and it's Big Al and it not being, you know, a male strip club.
Or a gay animal sanctuary.
Yes, exactly.
But he's actually a really great guy, big fan of the show.
Awesome.
We also have to amend, we're going to have to amend something that we discussed yesterday regarding Project Veritas and the honeypotting that they do.
So we will admonish ourselves.
We have to do a fact check.
We'll do that later today.
But first, here is one of my favorite clips of the week.
Of ever, actually.
Not just this week.
Of ever, of all time.
Here's an Amazon porch thief.
That's a problem.
I've had them.
Also, by the way, stop sending me communion cups.
Johnny Boyna, I have gotten the wrong package to my house so many times, and it's 4,000 little communion cups.
It's every Catholic in America trying to get you to convert.
No, no, no, it's clearly a church that has a similar address, and I just say, I don't know where to, I tried to return it, they won't let me return it, so Amazon, you know, get your crap together.
Get your crap together.
You can't refuse to just share.
Yeah, exactly.
From the holy grail guy.
Oh, that's right.
Yeah.
There's a herpes epidemic.
So, this Amazon porch thief.
Father O'Malley, naughty boy.
He runs into the brick wall that is a USMC veteran.
And by the way, it means Marine.
I'm gonna put this shit on my face. I'm gonna try to see if I can get this bitch to call me.
I wasn't trying to steal it.
I'm from there to go.
What's up, man?
I'm from there to go.
I don't see no baggage, though.
What the fuck you calling me?
What's in that bag?
See, I told you.
I'm a movie crap.
Marine Corps, now.
I'm a Marine Corps, now.
Get that.
Get that in your ass, man.
I'm waiting for the law.
I'm done.
I should have killed your mother.
Now, my bad.
I'm going to bring that baggage back.
No, no.
Fuck all that.
I'm going to bring that baggage back.
I love how he just concedes to me and lays on the man's balcony, who was just trying
Rob in a puddle of his own feces He's like, ah, damn.
I just got riffed.
Oh, I shit myself.
You got a wet wife?
Oh, is this box got a modium in it?
Get my ass a Pepto Bismol!
The best use of a ring doorbell ever.
You think the man's going to help you who you just tried to rob?
Yeah.
But you said you weren't trying to rob yet.
The only way that's gonna go off is if you try to take the package.
And you have a mask on.
Why?
You're obviously there just to help, right?
You know that guy's robbed a bank and just showed up to a teller with blue dye like, this money is defective.
I need to return it.
Yeah, the blue dye goes off.
Did you see what he did?
Oh, I shit myself.
Oh, that's brown dye.
That's what that is.
Yeah.
It was like that when I found it.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
He reached into his underwear and pulled his hand up to his neck.
Smell it and said, I shit myself.
I don't think that's necessary.
No, it's not.
That's a choice at that point.
Well, yeah, but that's on camera.
And he wasn't going to put it on the internet?
I think you can feel, yes, yes indeed, I have crapped my pants.
I don't need to feel down there to see if it's true.
That's gonna haunt him every day the rest of his life from everyone he knows.
You think he's gonna wear a diaper now when he goes porch thieving?
Oh, probably.
Oh yeah, I love that guy's taunting.
Oh!
Oh yeah!
That's what you get!
Yeah!
A marine boy, I love that he tells us who he is.
That's what you get!
A sense of entitlement to go back to the porch that you were trying to rob to ask for help.
And you live next door.
He's like, I live next door, I wasn't trying to steal.
I was trying to bring the baggage back!
What did you learn as robbing from the Big Bad Wolf?
Let me in!
Not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin, mother- I need to use the phone!
In case you didn't know who I was because of the mask, I live right next door and I got shit in my pants.
It wasn't me, though.
Somebody shit in my pants.
He lives next door.
They're gonna have to see each other every day.
Yeah, every day.
Hi, Carl.
Forever.
Just puts his head down and walks away.
How's your pants?
I noticed you tend to only wear brown dickies now.
Is that what you do?
That's a style choice, right?
Hey, can you pick up this package for me?
Hey, you got a job yet?
Hey man, I want to make amends.
Got a gift for you.
Just tosses him a mousetrap.
Oh damn!
Oh no!
I pooped again!
Just throws a flashbang at him.
Here you go, bye!
Yeah, while he catches it, all of a sudden he's just getting hit with bottle rockets.
Just a Roman candle.
He owns that guy now.
Totally.
Screw with him forever.
Oh, it's the best.
I'm sorry, I needed that.
Everyone should do that.
It helps.
Even if it's your loved one who's coming home and picking up the package.
Yeah, well... That's what you get, Felicia!
Yeah.
I told you!
Yelling at your wife.
Do it to old incontinent Uncle Mo.
Yes.
That would get him to move.
By the way, don't do that.
Don't, don't rig your packages as much as we do.
Yeah, it's like way less funny.
It's just, are my hips shattered?
Yeah.
Oh, sorry.
Yeah, you're gonna bleed out on the porch!
Yeah, you like that?
I did nothing to you.
I was trying to help.
It was labeled.
It was labeled with my name and Christmas wrapped.
Amazon told me they gave it to you to give to me.
It's Metamucil.
Oh, I'll keep you regular mother...
Oh, gosh.
I hope there's a follow-up of them, you know, just pulling up at night.
So fun.
Good evening, Sam.
All right.
He smells his hand.
Would you look at it?
You didn't know?
Yeah.
You're like, is this?
Is that Putin?
Yeah.
I'm just disoriented.
That's the only thing it could be, sir.
Starts blaming him.
You put shit in my pants!
What?
Why would you do that?
What kind of voodoo?
That was a shit-splosive.
Oh, jeez.
I heard about these, but I never seen it.
I want to see a slow-mo of him when he grabs the package and goes flying off the board.
That's some duty mite that you got in there.
Not my fault.
It's an M-Shitty.
Alright.
Oh, that's good stuff.
Okay, I'm sorry.
We're children.
We're not, sorry.
No, we're not and neither is that guy and it's hilarious.
We just need more of this.
I hope just that there are a bunch of people who start doing this in New York City.
Well, and I think the guy's fine.
I don't think it was like he didn't get shot or anything.
I wouldn't care.
Well, yeah, it doesn't matter to me.
At a certain point, like there used to be a time in society when people were only net drains where all they would do is steal or harm.
And you're like, I'm sorry, we're just we're just gonna have to execute you.
It wasn't just for the offense of murder.
It's like if you're doing nothing but taking and harming you were you were excommunicated from the group.
There you go.
I'm sure everybody here has had an Amazon package stolen.
I've had many.
Yep.
Which really, when you think about it, that could be a lot of work for very little payoff.
You don't know what's in those packages.
No.
You get home and you're like, oh good, vitamins.
For women.
Or COVID tests, like in LA.
But sometimes it could be like, baby formula!
Almost got that shit!
Yeah, you just got ten grand.
Oh, that's old Price Gouger tie.
You can get your formula from him.
He's got a corner on Similac.
Doesn't smell the best, but you know.
Good for upset stomachs.
Alright.
So I do that because we're going to have to get something a little bit heavier here.
But you remember the guy Jaden Hayden?
I know it sounds like a made-up name but it's not.
He was the man who was on video and this is another example of why we love seeing what you just saw because of the catch and release that you see with violent criminals that you see with the worst among us it's destroyed cities and this namely happens in leftist cities.
So Jaden Hayden was the man who was on video and I warn you that this next unlike the previous clip which was hysterical Maybe it was in Westland specifically.
It was a feel-good story of the year. This is pretty rough.
I'm gonna show it really short But this is the guy who beat up an elderly man and the old
folks home in Michigan Let me refresh your memory and I'll keep it as short as I
can. It was in Westland. Yeah Yeah, all right, okay people get the point yeah
So, in case you don't remember, that video goes on for a minute and a half, was not the only video of that kind because of policy that was taking place in Michigan.
Again, under the guise of COVID, all of your freedoms and basic social boundaries were removed where they were putting young people who tested positive for COVID into old folks homes.
Yeah, that was not a worker.
I originally thought that was somebody who worked there who was pissed off.
Nope, that was somebody put in his room.
And that old man went on to, uh, to die.
To kill himself.
Start himself.
So, after the time of the arrest that, uh...
That man, Jaden, his father did come out.
And to his father's credit, he even said that his son had mental problems.
He said, it should have never happened because he should have never been put in that environment.
I just don't want people to think that he's this vicious individual.
He's got mental issues.
Well, look, he does have mental issues and he's a vicious individual.
And, um, the guy, the old man, uh, died two months after the meeting.
Yeah.
Now here's the thing.
What happened is, yeah.
After the, uh, uh, Well, he was arrested in April.
He was just found, this is the quote, incompetent to go to trial because he was diagnosed with autism and schizophrenia.
And so that's it.
So just back on the street, right?
Yeah.
Oh, you back out.
Oh, that's the best place for him.
Yeah.
So wait a minute.
He has schizophrenia.
And so we're just like, yeah, put him back on the street.
Yeah.
Well, he's incompetent to go through a trial.
So he's competent for society?
He can't just say the words not guilty in a plea because he's so out of his mind.
Let's send him back out in the street.
No, no, no.
He's going to be a poll worker.
He's going to be the 2001st mule.
Yes, he's doing security at an old folks home in Florida.
So this is, again, like I've talked about, it was because Whitmer decided this is what happened.
Young people with COVID were sent into nursing homes.
You know, people talk about how it spread like wildfire through nursing homes, and I understand that because old people were more susceptible.
We get it.
But it wasn't the only thing that was happening.
They were sending young people with COVID saying, where do we put them?
Nursing homes.
And by the way, this is something that we did a rally, where some media tried to claim it was like some kind of a supremacy rally, or they tried to claim that there were terrorists, then they tried to say, actually it was nothing, there were only 300 people, when there were thousands of people on the state lawn.
And you can still, by the way, send your FOIA request to Governor Whitmer at LydiaRuthCarter.com slash WhitmerDeathToll.
She's never released the actual numbers.
We know that it's much, much higher than what she's admitted.
Yeah, well, I mean a lot of people died of COVID and blows to the head, so in fairness it wasn't all COVID.
It wasn't all COVID.
Yeah.
Not even kidding.
Sending COVID patients back into a nursing home was a bad enough idea.
Obviously it happened in New York, it happened in Michigan, it happened other places too.
But sending a young person into it, it's like, these are the most vulnerable people both
for violence and for something like COVID.
What the hell was he thinking?
We had been saying from the beginning, you need to protect the vulnerable, namely the
elderly, the immune compromised, and then let it run its course with society, not lock
everyone else down.
They did the exact opposite.
Now, I want to really be clear about something.
I talked about this with Nancy Pelosi.
People use the lazy argument, oh, you're a hypocrite.
Oh, Governor Whitmer's a hypocrite.
Nancy, it's not that they're a hypocrite.
Everyone is a hypocrite.
If you have any kind of standards, you're a hypocrite.
I'm a hypocrite.
Gerald's a hypocrite.
Dave's a hypocrite.
Everyone here is a hypocrite.
It's not that someone is hypocritical.
It's when they are demanding rules of you that they don't believe.
So Governor Whitmer, the small action that told you that was true, so when she locked down the state and she was out with 12 people at a pizza parlor, With no mask on.
That told you, not that she was a hypocrite, but that she wasn't actually scared of COVID.
When she was saying, we need to lock down the economy because we need to protect people, and sending young people with COVID into old folks' homes, it's not that she's hypocritical, it's that she doesn't actually care about saving people.
She doesn't buy what she's selling you.
That's the issue.
And that's what is destroying our country right now.
It's not that she doesn't care about saving people.
She's an accomplice to murder at that point.
Yep.
In my opinion.
And she has her husband calling places and saying, I'd like to get my boat in the water if that's okay.
And then he's like, what if I tell you I'm the governor's husband?
He's like, well, then I would tell you you're never allowed to put your boat in the water at my dock.
I would like to apologize for your boat burning tomorrow.
Oh, you're the one with the glass bottom boat.
No, no.
Oh, sorry.
It's just a hole.
Sorry about that.
That's our bad.
But yeah, you're absolutely right.
These are people who, they use power.
That's not hypocrisy.
Right.
You know what happens to you, Dave, if you're negligent and it leads to the death of somebody else?
You go to prison.
Potentially you're in jail, right?
So, Governor Whitmer, you were pretty negligent here.
This wasn't like far-off stuff that you had to go, oh man, what in my crystal ball should I do with people who have COVID that are 27 years old that have mental problems?
We could have figured that out pretty easily, right?
That's not negligence?
Well, two things.
First off, Admonish Gerald hit that Admonish button because Whitmer does not use a crystal ball.
She used the mirror mirror on the wall.
We want to make sure we get that right.
Also, the guy who we just showed you, the Marine who rigged his Amazon package, he does that in the wrong state.
He's the one arrested.
So you have people like this criminal back on the streets, you have repeat violent offenders back on the streets, and then people who protect their own house and home are the ones who are arrested.
Keep in mind this is the same party that wants to vilify you for having a gun in your house to protect yourself.
It's the inconsistency of their policies consistently leads to the death of more law-abiding citizens, to the harm of more law-abiding citizens.
Citizens, yes.
My neck thing is messing up my appetite.
Do you have a stroke?
No, I ate a bunch of acidic food and you know those bumps on your tongue?
So I'm sitting there trying to talk like this.
You know what could make that Marine Corps thing better?
He could do a glitter bomb as well.
Just to rub it in.
Just sparkle.
I shit myself!
And I look gay!
Why'd you put the glitter in there?
I can't get this off, man.
I look abalike.
Oh no!
I see myself and I look gay.
This is almost like a gay... And he just starts playing over the speakers the gay mating call just shares.
Do you believe in love?
Let me in!
They're coming for me!
He all of a sudden realizes his mouth is glued.
Oh no!
Can I use your water hose?
This has to outrun a bunch of gay guys like 28 dicks later.
Help me.
Help!
Help!
I smell it!
I'm covered in glitter!
They're playing Cher!
I'm being chased!
What was in that package?
Astroglide?
I'll be darned.
Why did you buy bogey?
All right But yeah, we need more violent schizophrenics on the streets in Detroit.
I've always said that.
Well, we're reaching that point where a lot of people don't realize this.
You know, you had the soft on crime era, and then you had these heroes in film like Dirty Harry, like Charles Bronson, right?
Death Wish, where the vigilante genre was something that was cathartic for Americans because they felt helpless.
And you saw that in New York City with Bernie Getz.
Yeah.
I think there's a big disconnect between the Democratic Party and, again, law-abiding citizens who are seeing their neighborhoods being destroyed and feel as though they're helpless.
And they're seeing policies coming down the pike, like disarming them, like more catch-and-release, like basically some kinds of subsidies.
I mean, we can add all these up to encourage people to not work, which we know does not make for a productive, law-abiding society.
And there's a real disconnect between the elites who are not affected And you!
And that's why you have to rig your porch with, you know, a glitter bomb.
And then you see politicians actively stoking this violence, like going out and participating in these protests that burn down cities, saying that we'll have to be in the streets, like right before George Floyd's verdict was read, like, if it doesn't come back the right way, we're burning it down, basically.
They did the same thing with Roe v. Wade!
It's not just that you're not protected, it's they're actively encouraging the thing that is costing you and your community.
Right.
Every single time.
And you're being told that it's virtuous by the people that are supposed to protect you.
Right.
Who create the laws.
Who do you think would get more trouble?
The people protesting, let's say, at Brett Kavanaugh's house.
And I know they're on public property, but let's say that they went up to the porch and they get, you know, hit with like an Acme spring that sends them back to the Capitol.
Of course it would be a national story about how Kavanaugh would be in trouble.
Yeah of course.
I mean he was accused of gang rape which we know is compl...
We know for a...
An un...
This is not...
There's no conversation about it.
It has been proven, verifiably, that there was no gang rape that had ever taken place.
But you still have some people who believe it.
Oh, of course.
Alright, here's a story that just happened.
Which is, I guess, somewhat believable.
Somewhat?
I don't know.
It's a real story.
A three-month-old giraffe was successfully rehabilitated with an orthotic leg brace treatment.
We've got the picture right there.
It's a Donjoy brace.
I don't agree with you guys on this one.
I think it's very exciting.
If you're a giraffe and your legs don't work, come on.
What do you do?
Your ticket's been punched.
What's he gonna come in next with a neck brace?
I mean come on, you only have two things, long legs and a neck.
What do you drop him in the Serengeti and just let nature take its course?
Yes.
If nature's kind, they'll take him in as one of their own, but nature isn't.
It's a cruel place.
So they'll eat him.
But humans can be kind, and they built legs.
Yes, exactly.
Braces.
All you do is stand tall, and you can't even do that!
Actually, he was born with legs.
They were blown off trying to steal an Amazon package.
Well, Jeffrey's fallen under hard times in Toys R Us business.
Toys R Us business, when it went down.
In its wake.
Don't get me started on their rival gang, the KBs.
Now, in sad animal news, actually, Spider, the chupacabra, was decapitated in a gangland attack at the Bronx Zoo.
Yeah.
Poor guy.
Who runs, by the way, who runs the Bronx Zoo cartel?
I believe it's El Chimpo.
I hear drugs are a great ape.
Terrible.
I don't apologize for it, but to the Chupacabra, you know, you were taken from us too young.
We are sorry.
Much love.
I think it's good. Thanks for...
I think we made our point.
It's a proper tribute.
Yeah.
Hey, by the way, speaking of points, we just saw that commercial for My Patriot Supply.
Go to prepwithcrowder.com, you get $150 off on a three-month emergency food supply.
Here's the thing, you know, I've worked with them before in the past, the prepwithcrowder.com, it's Patriot Supply.
Guys, can you send me some more of the oatmeal?
I've asked you for it, and I don't know what interns you have working there, if it's like the thing where you guys are just pissing me off, refusing to send the oatmeal.
It's better than the oatmeal you get at the store.
Withholding oatmeal.
They're withholding oatmeal.
And pudding.
And pudding.
You like the pudding.
So love the sponsor, prepwithcrowder.com.
You get $150 off, but I don't like that they have not sent me more oatmeal.
Buckets of oatmeal.
Yeah, it's one of those things.
Look, you don't need to be a doomsday theorist.
I mean, just look at the guy stealing Amazon packages.
Look at that guy right now.
He just was let out.
He was beating up an old dude.
This is where we are in this country at this point.
I lived through the ice storm in Montreal.
You just need to have a supply of food and you need to have some water, some way to heat it.
People used to say that we were a conspiracy theorist if you're like, oh, you need to prep.
Yeah, I'm not talking about, you know, Red Dawn.
I'm just talking about making sure that I don't starve in the first 30 days.
The original Red Dawn, not the remake at all, right?
No, but what about just supply chain issues?
We've seen that with Name the product, and it's happened.
So, yeah, it's helpful.
Unfortunately, there's no baby formula in here.
Well, and you can't eat the chupacabra's head.
Right.
I mean, that's going to go... You can, it's just sinewy.
It's kind of gamey.
So fast.
Yeah.
All right.
Hey, this is another segment that we're going to hit here because he's more passionate about it.
It's time for Gerald to take the reins.
Rainsy knows things.
Is that, is that the best we can do?
Yeah, it is.
We're going to keep that stinger.
So, Gerald, you want to educate our audience.
I will.
Right, so this Black Lives Matter stuff... And by the way, you guys can all comment and we'll take your chats on how well you think Gerald's doing with this.
Oh, thank you.
You're just going to drink a 40 while I talk about this?
Is there a sponsor that brought you a bum that bought you a drink in the 90s?
Can you at least get a brown paper bag for it?
Bumpus!
Thank you.
Well, recently there was some tax filings that revealed some really interesting ways to spend money for the charity, the charity that was set up for Black Lives Matter.
And they had $90 million in donations received in 2020 alone.
And I think it'll be interesting for people to see how they spend it.
$90 million?
$90 million.
For BLM?
Some people say that's a lot of money.
I believe they say that's a lot of cheddar.
You know, that's a fair point.
1.8 million was sent to companies owned by the founder's relatives.
And I'm going to say paid.
You understand what I mean by paid, right?
Basically, they were given money.
Patrice Couleur's brother, Paul, was paid $840,000 for security services.
Dollars, $840,000.
Gotta keep my ass safe!
$840,000 for security services dollars 840 gotta keep my ass safe, right Damon don't wanna poop
Patrice's baby daddy was paid $970,000 to get this to help produce live events and
creative services because that's detailed enough for us to understand that this is totally
I am a creative serving person.
By the way, I need you to understand something too.
Did you hear those dollar amounts that I just gave out?
Yes.
And I told you that these donations were in 2020.
This is when they got the money.
So this is 2022, the beginning.
This is over a very short period of time that they were paid this much money.
I don't think that you could pay the highest charging company that promotes events that much money in that short of a period of time.
You could if it was unmarked.
I don't think that that's true, too.
No, this is important for people to know.
It's entirely been a scam from the beginning.
It is absolutely insane.
We talked about the homes that she purchased in another story we had done quite a while back, but now we're looking at the money.
She just basically gave away to relatives.
We just put her in a home?
You'd be like, yeah, creative services.
What did you do?
I know one that would be really good for her.
I came up with like paintings of BLM.
Oh, good.
This is fun.
You and Hunter Biden can go on a like painting tour, I guess.
All right, so another asset that they have is actually stocks.
So they had $42 million in other assets, $6 million in a compound invested.
For Studio City, it's a house, basically, that she lives in, saying, no, no, no, no, no, it's going to be for black artists and people to come in.
Yes.
And then $32 million in stocks.
Now, here's why they have- That's how I produce my mixtapes.
They have the stocks to make sure that they can continue to provide for future generations of BLM activists to come in and have money in the charity.
What if you buy the wrong stocks?
The market's going down right now.
How's that $32 million doing?
Well, how's she going to afford her battered scam artist shelter?
It was all GameStop at its highest point.
No, that's exactly right.
She hedged it with AMC.
No, no, no, but then it was mostly in Doge.
So they love the dogs.
It's a lot of Bitcoin.
It was a bad idea.
But hold on, so here's the silver lining.
Tuesday they came out on their website and they launched the Transparency Center.
Oh wow.
Maybe a little too late on that.
Here, you want me to read the quote?
Read the quote in a good voice.
Give me a voice.
You mean something that might sound like Black Lives Matter?
Or like Morgan Freeman.
Or Al Sharpton.
I don't know, you take your pick.
I'd almost do Morgan Freeman, make it more gentlemanly.
There you go.
I can do the black people, white person voice so I don't get in trouble.
Okay, that's fine.
The misinformation from the right wing about our finances is very much about what happens when black people are
financially autonomous from white supremacists.
There is a long-standing legacy of mistrust and doubt about how black people spend their money.
Don't all white people sound like that, bitch!
So your truth center, right, to make sure that everybody knows that you're being transparent and honest, is
basically saying white people are racist and like to tell black people how to spend their money.
Okay, let's just take this away.
Anybody who pays relatives to do those things for them, security services, and the guy gets almost a million dollars, the other person sets up events for you and does creative services and gets nearer a million dollars than the other person you were paying, Yes, people are going to do that.
It's called being a business.
You're a charity, which means you have to tell your donors how you spend your money and they get to say whether they like that or not.
Sorry, real world.
Just apply the same kind of outrage you did to Joel Osteen or Haggard and that kind of stuff.
Tammy Faye Baker.
Just apply the same standard.
Look, you're fleecing people.
Also, again, it's not that it's hypocritical that this person, I think the house was $3 million, I can't remember from a story before, it was $3 or $4 million.
It's not that it's hypocritical.
It's that you don't believe it.
You don't believe that there's systemic racism and oppression because you use that system to fleece the so-called oppressors.
Six million dollar house.
Six million dollar house!
Six million!
Well, six in this one.
She's got other houses that she bought that the story came out, I think it was Daily Mail that broke it or something like that, that she had other homes in other places.
That doesn't even include this one that we mentioned that's six million here.
Well, I got a six million dollar house.
I gotta have a mountain house.
I like to stand on them like skis.
I don't think that that's true at all.
So of course the pivot is racism.
So here's the funny part too, they're misrepresenting our financials.
You know they call it white rich.
You mean by posting your financials we're misrepresenting your financials?
This is an epidemic of what we call nouveau black.
Old money.
Just in case you're thinking of donating to BLM, don't.
Yeah, don't donate to Black Lives Matter.
Look, it's a scam.
We always knew it was a scam, and what will happen is the media will move on, not acknowledge the scam.
The media, right?
Of course.
What happened is they whipped you all up into a frenzy, you rioted, you believed some stories that weren't true, and now the money's been given away, and they're just not going to cover their screw-ups.
That's what, it's not the lies that you hear blatantly.
It's the stories that they never choose to cover.
And that's what's going to happen. Well, okay. Thank you.
You guys can comment below as to uh, how you like, you know, Gerald bringing in these segments
because he is he's a he's a smart dude. This has been a Gerald knows things.
Guys, I'm gay.
Fabulous. I feel like they did that in like 10 like we do good work here.
Yeah, no, that's that is good work.
Almost seems intentional.
Good job.
Good job, even Brendan.
Almost.
I don't know why you kept saying that into the mic, though.
Yeah, I know.
It was weird.
Yeah, it was weird that we gave him the lines.
Weird.
Just believable.
He just refused to say them.
I hate all of you.
Yeah, well, you know what?
It's wrong to hate.
So let's get on here to former Vice President Biden.
Yes.
Now, the premise needs to be set up, and we were just talking about Whitmer.
Okay, you know what?
Let's just say this.
With Michigan, Michigan people think because the vote gap was so wide that there's no way there could have been some untoward activity.
Absolutely.
We know Michigan.
None of it added up whatsoever.
Yeah, I don't agree with it.
I was going to say, most of the people in Michigan I know don't think it added up because they said that Wayne County had gone for Trump and then there was like a cooler of ballots and then they were covering up windows.
It seemed fishy at best.
Yeah, at 3.30 in the morning, it was 100-something thousand votes.
Here's the problem, Donald Trump was performing so much better in urban areas, just like he won all the Bellwether counties except for one.
He was outperforming his previous performance with blacks, with Latinos, with every demographic, and then his stronger areas, these suburban areas, No.
came back and erased sometimes 95, 98 percent for Biden and Michigan would say, well, hold
on, that's because they're mail-in votes, they're going to be Democrats. But you also
said that the majority of people were mail-in voting. So you can't have just Democrats.
It didn't add up. But because it was such a wide gap, because of the corruption in Michigan,
anyone who lives there knows exactly what I'm talking about.
They just say, well, there's no way that this could have been, this could have been
anything but the freest and fairest election because it's 160,000 whatever votes, as opposed to
Arizona where it's a much smaller gap.
Right, exactly.
They just make the lie so egregious that they assume people won't question it.
Whereas I think Michigan is the most blatant example of something not adding up.
There you go.
And you can go to our previous episodes where Dave was sent to like nine addresses that didn't actually exist.
Yeah, it was weird.
It was 100% of them.
Yes.
We thought at least one might exist.
By the way, is this the same Michigan that had to overturn a local election because they got the results wrong and told somebody they lost and then had to tell the other person that they actually lost?
Yes.
Oh.
But free and fair and absolutely accurate.
Right.
Got it.
Now here's the thing.
So they want you to believe nationally.
They don't want anyone to question.
Even though, by the way, the current press secretary said that the 2016 election was stolen.
So, meh.
So they don't want you to even question what's happening when these are statistical anomalies that occur nowhere else in nature.
And it's predicated on the idea that former Vice President Joe Biden is the most popular president ever.
And of course they say, well it wasn't necessarily a vote for Biden, it was a vote against Trump.
It still doesn't make sense.
And we'll go through the numbers to show you why.
That's obviously been plumped up.
And it's not some grand conspiracy.
It only requires five people to lie.
But it's not as if Biden has flipped the script and said, okay, we're going to go 180 degrees in the other direction.
available at lotto.com. And right now, of course, former Vice President Biden is doing
such a bang up job that Elon Musk even took time out of his day to praise the former VP's
performance.
But it's not as if Biden has flipped the script and said, OK, we're going to go 180 degrees
in the other direction. He's kind of kept it the same, which has been really surprising,
Man, it's hard to tell what Biden's doing, if you're totally frank.
It's Weekend at Bernie's!
The real president is whoever controls the teleprompter.
The path to power is the path to the teleprompter.
I do feel like if somebody would accidentally lean on the teleprompter, it's going to be like Anchorman.
It's going to be like QQQASDF123, you know, type of thing.
I mean, in fairness to Biden, he hasn't been napping as much as he needs to, but it's kind of a hard job.
Now that's a little harsh.
Yeah, it was rough, especially because it's not like Biden has said anything that crazy.
Look, I know you got to be frustrated.
I know.
I can taste it.
Maybe Elon was just harsh enough.
I know!
You're all burning toast!
I can smell it!
I know!
You tried to steal a package!
I know pennies!
I can taste this!
I smell the poop on myself.
Here's the thing, and Dave, there's real value in seeing Elon Musk saying that and an entire audience laughing.
That's a guttural reaction that they can't control.
Again, when someone else is not controlling what it is that you see or hear, people instinctively laugh because they know it's true.
Yes, of course.
That's the beauty of comedy.
That's why they're going after comedians.
You can't control laughing.
It's an involuntary response.
And you see it there in real time.
Well, this is what comedians were saying two years ago.
He didn't even say the funny line.
He just said, we don't really know what he's doing.
And it's so bad and it's so obvious that people are like...
Oh God, we're all gonna die.
By the way, that guy literally made the joke that Cat Williams' recent special where he actually said, they bring out this weekend at Bernie's, mother... He makes that exact joke.
Oh, I like that.
So maybe he watched the Summit and he stole it.
Just added a few MFs and N-words.
You can't quote most of... Now that's mine!
I patented that shit!
It's great that everybody's been calling him a dead guy that's propped up now for years.
Well, he looks like it.
And sounds like it.
He looks like Fire Marshal Bill.
That's the creepy part when you see that meme and I'm like, that is spot on.
It really is.
Yep.
It's pretty rough.
Even at the summit, I should say, Elon had Oh, that's right.
He said this about his voting pattern.
This is also pretty important.
And, you know, the reality is that Twitter at this point, you know, has a very far left bias.
And I would classify myself as a moderate and neither Republican nor Democrat.
And in fact, I have voted overwhelmingly for Democrats historically.
Overwhelmingly.
Like, I'm not sure I might never have voted for a Republican, just to be clear.
Right.
Now this election, I will.
Come on, man!
Welcome to the tent.
Well, I hope this isn't just a selfish motive, you know what I mean?
Where I hope he's not just trying to...
Look, he's benefited from subsidies.
He's benefited from subsidies.
He's benefited from the Green Movement.
That being said, he's also done a lot to serve consumers and to advance technology.
So he's not perfect.
I'm just hoping that he continues along down this trail and ten years from now he's not saying, I also still have never voted for Republicans.
Because then you're stupid.
Now, it's not just Elon Musk, and I'm not in the business of defending billionaires.
You know how much I dislike Jeff Bezos.
I would love to see Jeff Bezos get Amazon package bombed.
With his penis rocket?
Yes.
That would be really weird.
So, he got in.
He criticized Biden for conflating, you know, we talked about inflation, taxes, and raising them, and how that would actually fight inflation.
So, Bezos went after Biden, and this is what he said.
He said, it doesn't require a huge leap to figure out why one of the wealthiest individuals on the earth opposes an economic agenda for the middle class.
Oh, sorry, that's a quote from the White House saying it.
Because Bezos said, I should have read the other quote first, my apologies.
This is overlay E from Twitter, Jeff Bezos, and the references are available at ladderwithcreditor.com.
He said, look a squirrel, this is the White House statements about my recent tweets.
They understandably want to muddy the topic.
They know inflation hurts the neediest the most, but unions aren't causing inflation and neither are wealthy people.
Remember, the administration tried their best to add another 3.5 trillion to federal spending.
They failed, but if they had succeeded, inflation would be even higher than it is today, and inflation today is at a 40-year high.
Look, this is something, and I'm not in the business of defending Jeff Bezos and billionaires, but keep in mind, all of these people have consistently supported Democrats.
Yes.
To be clear.
Absolutely.
They typically don't go after the White House.
So the White House was responding, that first thing was their response to Bezos tweeting earlier.
And then he responded to their response.
Yeah, they're distracting you from what's really going on here because their plan won't fight inflation.
We've talked about this before, billionaires tend to benefit.
From administration policies that are contracting the economy, right?
Because they are the ones that can handle the issues.
They can handle the slumps.
They can also handle all of the regulations.
The mom-and-pop shops can't.
They go out of business.
They have more market share.
They're fine.
You've got billionaires now poking the bear that typically don't poke the bear.
Right.
And that has to show you, like, that is how bad things are.
They don't care at this point.
They know they're doing a crappy job.
Put it this way.
Let's say they put an extra 50 cent tax on coffee.
Okay?
Just in a hypothetical situation.
Who do you think's affected more?
Your local coffee roaster shop that only has one place, or Starbucks?
Because even if Starbucks has one shutdown, guess what?
They can withstand it, and then they're going to be the only ones left standing.
That's what happens.
That's why big banks, that's why big airlines, that's why health care companies, health insurance companies, they're just betting on who they think will allow them to withstand the dip for as long as possible.
It's harder for you, because you don't have a never-ending supply, not only of billions of dollars, but federal funds, like a lot of these companies.
Well, they'll feign outrage.
Oh, no, don't do that.
It'll kill the industry.
Can't do that.
OK, OK, fine.
We're here still.
Yeah, exactly.
That's totally fine.
So you think you think Joe Biden, you know, some of you may think he doesn't know how to deal with inflation.
Well, here's the thing.
I will say that I don't think he clearly doesn't.
And that's because he has proven that he doesn't through his own words.
Listen to former Vice President Joe Biden.
And by back then, I mean anywhere from a year ago to, like, last week.
Most of the price increases we've seen were expected and expected to be temporary.
I don't know anybody, including Larry Summers, who's a friend of mine, who's worried about inflation.
Talk of inflation, the overwhelming consensus is going to pop up a little bit and then go back down.
No one's talking about this great, great deal.
It's highly unlikely that it's going to be long-term inflation that's going to get out of hand.
There's nobody suggesting there's unchecked inflation on the way.
By the way, really quickly, I just want to point out before I get to what he's saying now, when you hear someone on the left make the argument from consensus, right away you need to start doing some research.
Because truth is not always governed by consensus.
For example, you can have a consensus of economists who say that actually inflation is a good thing.
Remember when Joe Biden was arguing that?
You can have a consensus, like they say 97% of scientists, which is horse crap, about climate change, that there's a consensus on it.
Well, hold on, science isn't governed by consensus.
It's not determined by consensus.
It's determined by truth.
The same thing For the economy.
At this point, we don't need a bunch of speculators.
We don't need a bunch of ivory tower economists telling us what they think is going to happen.
They were wrong before and we are living it.
You need to look at the statistics.
You need to look at the data and how inflation has affected goods and services.
So when they argue from the general consensus is, that's not an argument.
You're simply saying, these people told me this, so I'm going to repeat it.
Because you're not willing to put your skin in the game and make an argument.
What's the inflation rate, Joe?
What's the price of beef, Joe?
What's the price of gas, Joe?
What's the price of everything, Joe?
Ah, consensus.
No, no, no, no, no.
We're not going to let you get out with that one.
We did that with climate change for years, and look where we are.
Consensus, consensus, consensus.
At one point, there was consensus to put leeches on people to suck the demons out of them until we found out that, you know, they had some, like, sickle cell.
Whatever it was.
Leeches don't work, in case you don't know that now.
So let's go to what Joe Biden is saying now about inflation.
With America's inflation anxiety already in overdrive, gas prices just sent blood pressures racing again.
This weekend, the average price jumped to $4.45 a gallon.
That's an all-time high.
But beyond the polls, millions are fed up with the cost of delivery.
Everywhere they turn.
I had to go with something cheaper, and the cheaper stuff is even higher now.
Others feel as though they're running on fumes.
I've never used the food banks before, but now I really almost have to come.
I mean, it's changed very fast.
Millions need help ASAP, with food prices up again, both groceries and dining out.
Airline tickets soaring, and most new cars come with one option, pay above sticker price.
Oh, wow.
You're doing a great job, Joe.
Bang up job.
Hey, by the way, it's something that maybe people don't notice.
The last three issues that they touched on, can you guys name a similarity, a through line with those?
They showed airline tickets going up.
Gas.
They showed gas going up.
Cars, food.
Yeah, these are industries devoid of regulation or bailout funds, right?
No, there aren't agricultural subsidies.
They don't dump milk and fix prices to protect the farmer.
No, no, airlines have received no bailouts.
We can't remember any of the bailouts from the auto industry, right?
So where do you see inflation hitting people the worst?
And by the way, of course, gas.
No, no, there's no regulation in the oil industry, right?
Of course, this is an unregulated Wild West.
Again, the industries, and the problem is these industries then affect all of the others.
They've never had to get it right!
So when you have an industry, like cars, with the American car manufacturers, who deserve to go bankrupt because they created crappy cars that people didn't want to buy, they get bailed out.
Well, guess what?
They've never corrected their business model.
And now we also add on top of that a hurting economy.
Well, that makes inflation worse.
When you look at agricultural subsidies, well, they've never gotten it right.
Well, guess what?
Now you're being subsidized by the government, you've never had to readjust your business model, you've never had to look at your profits and losses, and now we have a bad economy, and so it's even worse.
You look at airlines, how many times have we bailed out airlines?
Yeah, remember?
Supposed to be temporary, that you were going to pay for checked bags?
Right.
They never have to readjust their business model, so there's never a point where the prices go down.
That's something that people don't necessarily understand.
A lot of inflation is because these prices keep going up because they never have to get it right.
Right.
Well and it's a perverse incentive because they know that the government will bail them out and so they will make increasingly risky bets until it happens.
Right.
You don't want that to happen because that crashes the economy for everybody but them.
Right!
Well yeah, from $25 a bag to like $35 if you check two to now it's more expensive if you check two.
Right.
And flights that were seriously $200 a year ago are $900 now.
Right.
Well, that's why I decided to check you as a bag, Dave.
Well, that's what I do.
I gave you an oxygen bottle.
I mean, come on.
I go in a little puppy crate.
He does the old Yogi Berra routine.
Here's the thing.
Think about it this way.
Let's move forward a few years so that airlines have been bailed out.
Let's use that as an example.
Airlines sucked.
Okay?
Couldn't get their business model right.
American taxpayers bailed them out.
So what happened?
Did the tickets go down?
Did airlines become more competitive?
No!
They don't need to because they're not beholden to the markets.
The tickets go up.
Okay, now the prices have gone up.
What should usually happen is fewer people are going to fly.
And so the airline goes, oh my gosh, we're losing revenue.
We need to change.
You know what will happen?
The airlines will say, we're losing revenue, we can't sustain ourselves, and then the government
will step in and bail them out.
So you never have the recorrection and the dip.
You just have a constant line of more money, more money, more money, more money, more money.
That doesn't happen anywhere else.
It doesn't happen anywhere else in business.
If the demand goes down, you better find a way to either cut the prices, create a more competitive product, or you're gone.
These industries have never had to do that.
Well, and then overlay unions in these industries.
Yeah.
Right?
With the inability to change some of these things because prices are going down, people aren't flying, or I'm sorry, prices are going up, people aren't flying.
They can't.
Right.
They have fixed costs because of this.
Too big to fail.
Well, too big to fail.
Because if the airlines close, no one else will step up and how will people get around?
Teleportation.
I don't know.
I like that.
I would like to do that, too.
I just don't want to end up like Goldblum in the fly.
I know.
I always think about that, too.
You get to your destination, Hawaii, and you're just like... But you're in Hawaii!
Where's Dave?
He's on the wall.
Help me!
So here's the thing.
We obviously know that billionaires don't like Joe Biden.
We obviously know that the middle class, working class, doesn't really like Joe Biden.
But he does have a base somewhere, right?
A base of the most popular president ever in history.
I'm sorry, that was a lie.
So this just came out.
This is a Newsweek, by the way.
Biden's Twitter followers?
Turns out over half of them are fake.
What?
Yeah, this is from Newsweek.
SparkToro's tool, this is a tool that actually, I don't know, runs an algorithm to find out which accounts are fake.
The tool found that 49.3% of personal accounts following the official President of the United States Twitter account are fake followers based on an analysis of a number of factors including location issues, default profile images, and new users.
Here's the thing.
This should surprise nobody if you've been following what we've been discussing on the show because there have been little chips, chips that have been sort of been happening in big tech, right?
They chip away, they chip away, they chip away that we've been Highlighting for a few years now.
This is just a new one where people go, oh this is relevant because of Elon Musk talking about bots, which by the way, they may have committed fraud if they lied to him about the percentage of fake users on Twitter.
So there are a lot of dynamics at play, but it's not just Twitter.
YouTube, we talked about this, they removed dislikes from Jen Psaki's first press briefing.
Because there were so many.
Yeah.
And there was over a four-hour span when we covered this.
Dislikes went from more than 10,000 down to 3,000.
Oh my gosh.
And even PolitiFact acknowledged this, just so you know.
And this is something I know pretty well with YouTube, so we saw this happen.
There was a discrepancy with likes and dislikes.
And then the dislikes were removed.
Independent creators like myself, we loved the dislike button.
Yeah.
Because we'd go, hey, look at this!
And then look at Trevor Noah!
Right?
It shows what the market actually wants versus you thrusting Seth Meyers into someone's autoplay for the umpteenth time, which nobody has asked for in the history of ever.
I pay them to do that to you.
Right.
Well, you know what?
Well played.
Effective.
That's a digital version of an exploding Amazon package.
And I poop.
So with YouTube, PolitiFact said, oh, it was spam.
Look, that doesn't check out.
Obviously, what would be spam is, let's say, a press briefing or let's say some kind of an address from former Vice President Biden.
Let's say it had 50,000 likes and then it jumped.
All of a sudden, in a way that was not aligned with the pattern, to 75,000 likes.
That's where you could say someone is going in that there's spam.
Or even what would be considered, but not quite, denial of service tactics, where a bunch of people went in and spammed dislike.
What I have never seen on YouTube.
Is a like and dislike ratio, and then a changing.
Changing.
Where it says, no, no, we're going to change, likes are going to go up, and dislikes never, ever go down.
That cannot be spam.
Someone has to manually go in and change that.
Someone said, oh my gosh, comparing this to the Trump briefings, comparing this to the Trump State of the Union addresses, we got a, a, a, a, boom!
And switch it.
And then when a bunch of people said, hey, hold on a second, you switched it.
They said, no, no, no, we didn't.
It was spam.
But you know what?
It's not going to be a problem anymore because we're just going to get rid of the dislike button.
Yeah.
Well, I was going to say, did you do that for the independent creators that are conservative that had a disproportionate amount of spam for dislikes?
Because if it's happening to the White House, certainly it's happening to other people.
You did it across the board, right?
Or did you just do it for the White House?
Right.
Just like they want to do it for big tech wants to be in bed with big companies.
YouTube wants to be in bed with CNN and MSNBC because they have more advertising dollars.
Keep in mind, NBC gets favoritism in the algorithms because they spend I don't know how many millions of dollars in advertising on YouTube and independent content creators can't.
So they're on both sides of that coin and of course half of their reporters were former White House employees in one shape or another.
Guys, 7,000 people hit the wrong button.
Yes, they did.
And then all that happened... They retracted their button.
Yes, they were like, what am I doing?
Right.
And they hit like instead.
Well, but I love how they took the dislike button away and they're like, look, we're not going to do that because it's bad for content creators.
We don't want their mental health affected by this.
But they didn't take away the ability for you to hit the dislike button and for the content creators to see it.
You still see it on the back end.
Yeah, I still see it on the back end.
We don't want to hurt your mental health.
We want to hide information from you.
No, we don't want to hurt your mental health, so we want you to deal with the stain for you privately.
When you have the least amount of help.
And let's also not forget that big tech employees, when people talk about big business, it's not even close.
When people used to bitch about big business, whether it was banks or oil companies, Or, I'm trying to think of other big companies that would be an example.
You know, like AT&T, companies like that.
Bob Evans.
You would be talking about, maybe some of them did like a 60-40 Republican split.
Yeah.
And that would be considered favoritism and people would go out and protest.
Now we have companies that are far more powerful than international governing bodies, and the split is not like 60-40, it's 98-99% for Democrats.
Twitter, when you look at the big tech employees, 99%.
Democrats.
Netflix, 98%.
Alphabet, which is Google and YouTube, 88%.
Oh, okay, well that's a little... Microsoft, 85.
Apple, 84.
Amazon, 77.
Facebook, 77%.
That's almost like a vote dump coming in at 3 o'clock in the morning!
Almost.
After they said they've stopped counting votes.
Yes.
Just to be clear.
Well, to be fair, they accidentally said that while they were hitting the dislike button.
That's true.
Of course.
Many of them retracted their votes.
I don't know if you guys knew that.
They refilled them in.
Right.
Well, that's a good point.
Thank you for fact-checking.
They should have just said, please look away while we do what we're about to do, and we'll talk to you in the morning.
Well, they did.
They just did it with newspapers.
Yes.
And Bristol boards.
Yes.
Which, I don't know where you get that many Bristol boards.
I haven't gotten a Bristol board since the fourth grade.
Well, that's why there's so many left over to cover up windows.
And keep in mind, this is when we talk about a conspiracy and I want you to comment below on this because I've always had a low-grade irritation for conspiracy theorists because it's like the Jesse Ventura thing where they never really come up with answers.
They say, I'm just asking questions.
I'm just asking what happened about Tower 7.
Okay, but what's the answer?
I'm just asking.
Why don't you want to ask questions?
I am, but I want to eventually come to an answer.
What I'm saying is, how many people have to be involved with this to be a conspiracy?
We'll just give you the numbers of the employees, and of course you have the CEOs that are included in big tech companies who give overwhelmingly to Democrats.
You have the numbers that you see on YouTube.
You have the numbers that you just saw on Twitter.
Over half of them are fake.
It's also not far-fetched to think that they are working with the White House when publicly White House officials like Jen Psaki, not anymore but once upon a time the Press Secretary, she was encouraging big tech to do their bidding for them.
Our hope is that all major tech platforms and all major news sources, for that matter, be responsible and be vigilant to ensure the American people have access to accurate information on something as significant as COVID-19.
That certainly includes Spotify.
So this disclaimer, it's a positive step, but we want every platform to continue doing more to call out Do you have any idea as to how scary that is?
Before we even got to the Board of Misinformation, the Ministry of Truth, you don't think that official, you don't think that Susan Wojcicki, you don't think that whether it's Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, at that point Jack Dorsey, you don't think that they hear a proxy, the arm of the former Vice President of the United States, you don't think they hear that person saying, hey, we really want you to do this.
And have a decision to make?
You don't think they have her on speed dial?
It's not far-fetched.
Guess what?
They're going to say, oh, well, we better listen because these people can tax us more or regulate us more.
It's not some random person.
This is the proxy of the President of the United States saying, we really hope that you create more misinformation targeting.
And what's that?
Anyone who questions vaccinations for COVID.
And by that, I mean anyone who questions their efficacy for, you know, people who are 25 and younger on their fourth booster.
We really hope that all these other big tech companies, you know, maybe clamp down on Joe Rogan.
We're just saying, we really hope that you don't allow anyone out there to say that this was anything other than the freest and fairest election.
It doesn't require that many people.
to be involved. It's her saying, all the oxygen free and Bezos and Zuckerberg pop in their head.
We really hope that you censor this fake story about Hunter Biden's laptop. Remember,
right? You just tell people what they can and can't hear.
That's the problem.
And the same people listening are the people who plumped up Joe Biden's Twitter followers by 40.
Yeah, in a perfect world, of course, it would be great if we didn't have disinformation and misinformation.
But unfortunately, we don't live in that world.
And the only way to try to get there is to say, hey, somebody is in charge of determining what it is.
That never works.
Eventually, even if you get an altruistic person who does it perfectly the first time, it eventually will devolve into somebody telling you what is true, not telling you what truth is.
But have we ever had it like it is now where everything's in cahoots with each other in the sense of, because we've never had this many, I don't know, places where you can have it.
They used to have it with, I will say this, they had it once upon a time with legacy media.
Walter Cronkite was considered, my god, an actual journalist.
Yes.
And then we had this beautiful short window with the internet where everyone was able to have a voice.
Yes.
And that's how Joe, during that period is when Joe Rogan Flourish.
It's when we grew, which then came to a screeching halt on YouTube.
We cannot gain new subscribers on our main channel.
And by that I mean when people say, well, what makes it?
Well, one one-hundredth of the growth that we saw every single month for five years.
One one-hundredth to the day of demonetization, and then it became a national story.
And that's why the best thing you can do is, if you're willing, share this, because that's what the YouTube algorithm favors right now, and it's an upstream battle.
But they used to have that, and then they said, oh my gosh, we were late to the party.
ABC, CNN, CBS.
So then they said, we need to get on YouTube.
We need to eliminate independent content creators.
I can tell you this because when I worked at Fox News...
There was a legal department of Fox News that removed from my own channel my clips of me appearing on Fox News.
They said, we don't want anything going on Fox News.
We don't want any Fox News stuff.
We want people using our player exclusively.
I said, well this is a way to reach new people.
And now, they have Tucker Carlson and Sean Hannity doing end cards.
Sean Hannity, if you like this, subscribe to our YouTube channel.
That's the internet, correct?
Yeah, whereas they used to fight it, fight it, fight it, and then they said, okay, now we want it to be ours and we want to get rid of the competition.
So that's, it's just a reincarnation of what we used to have.
But here's my question too, and this should have been my question of the day.
They said the dislike to likes.
Oh, it was just an oversight.
Yeah.
Okay.
Hey, 49.5% at minimum of Joe Biden's followers were fake.
It was just an oversight.
You didn't have anyone monitoring the most powerful man in the world's account.
It was just an oversight.
That's what happened with us when we had things get removed on YouTube several times that were reinstated.
It was just an oversight.
Has there ever been an oversight that has gone favorably in the other direction?
Has there ever been an oversight that has helped, for example, a channel like ours grow?
Has there ever been an oversight that takes place or has taken place during an election that was then changed?
I know you're talking about that example in Michigan.
That's just because they got caught.
They got caught?
Yeah.
Why do the oversights and the glitches always go one direction?
You remember those stories about the oversights of, oh, too many spam dislikes on the Trump briefings?
Can you comment below?
If I'm missing some, I would love to know it.
How can they always go in one direction?
It's weird.
Okay.
Speaking of direction... Project Veritas is...
I mean, they're on a one-way track.
We need to admonish me here.
You need to admonish me.
Because yesterday I said, if you are a nerdy, undesirable employee at one of the big tech companies, and a bosomy blonde approaches you, you're being honey-potted, and it's probably Project Veritas.
And I said, they're always sending women.
And that's just what they do.
They send a tract of women and then guys drool over themselves and they just give a bunch of information.
So I was wrong and I apologize women.
That was a generalization.
There was a guy this time.
Now this is a guy who approached the lead client partner, a guy named Alex Martinez, on Twitter.
So two guys.
So Bradley Veritas sent in a guy, and they still got the keys to the vault, which I'm imagining... I just watched this clip this morning, probably just two strawberry daiquiris.
So I was confused as to how a guy could get this information.
Let's watch the clip.
People are starting to leak s*** now.
Like, what?
Unfortunately, it would be like you recording me right now.
Honeydick.
Giving it to, like, the New York Times.
And be like, here, I decided to dinner with a Twitter representative.
Here's what he had to say.
They got a notice!
Corporate security.
Targeting of twapes.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You can read it.
Let me see.
You know how to protect yourself.
Groups like Project Veritas are acting right now.
Mispronounces it.
On purpose.
The f*** is that?
It's like some group that's trying to just out the employees.
Like they're trying to go on dates with them, like this.
Come on, he came out a long time ago.
And then go sell it to the New York Times and say this is what they're telling their employees to say.
Like this is what's really happening.
This is what they're telling us to not do.
You're lucky that you met me organically because I would be questioning everything about you.
Now, to be fair, you're like, why is that guy so, you know, loose lips sink gay ships?
The man who was the Project Veritas investigative reporter in question was this guy.
So it is tough to get.
Ah, well, I'd even talk to him.
I love that this guy is like, yeah, they warned us about this because we were talking about it.
They have got to be beating their heads against the table going, how do we keep falling for this?
These employees are so stupid.
They just always get a little bit drunk with someone they want to have sex with.
And they send a notice out saying, be careful, don't go on dates.
The guy's like, yeah, it could be a date like this.
Yeah.
I'm just so glad I met you organically.
Yeah.
You came up to me weirdly and started asking me questions about my job.
Yeah, at the Purple Stallion when we were watching that movie.
It was just weird.
It was just, it just felt so swipe right.
Hector brought AIDS into this office.
It's happened so quickly, so hats off to Project Veritas, but this guy is basically saying everything that we already know.
And again, how many examples do you have to have of people in positions of authority?
Hey, you know what?
Liberals?
Leftists?
Do your stings with Big Tech.
Hey, I will actually fund it.
I will fund this.
This is not a joke.
I will fund liberal activists who want to do stings at Big Tech, just like Project Veritas.
And if you can come back with any example of them saying that we disproportionately throttle liberals.
If you can find any example under cover of people who work in these companies saying they're trying to screw leftists out of being on their platforms, or trans, LGBTQAIP.
I'll fund the sting operation.
I will buy you the camcorder that you duct taped to your forehead.
That's fair.
We've never seen it!
No.
We've never seen it.
Of course not.
But in the hearings, Hirono and the others were saying, of course, they target lefts as well as right.
I mean, come on.
There's no bias in these companies right now.
Come on.
They're just dangling meat in front of horny people and getting all the information they need.
Hey, yeah, what can you tell us about Twitter censoring people?
Well, I'm not allowed to talk about that.
Here's another frozen margarita.
Ooh, well, we get rid of conservatives, and I'm a communist.
The button on my jeans just opened.
Oh boy, do I have to tell you.
Wow, I would be totally worried about you if I hadn't met you, so wait, is that your penis?
So casually.
The fly tangs are just like pianos.
Speaking of censoring and the disinformation board that we brought up just now, Lane just sent me this.
They're pausing the disinformation board.
Oh good!
Yeah there was just enough too much, just enough backlash, just enough time though for them to spend a hundred billion dollars on another useless bureaucratic pile of crap.
Who do they test these concepts with?
Yes, we're going to call it the Disinformation Board or the Ministry of Truth.
I know there was somebody coming up with that, but it's like, of course they're going to come up with that.
How do you look at that and go, yeah, let's put this person in charge.
She has a terrible past.
Yeah.
That'll be good.
And by the way, she's the problem with the country.
You know, blacks and Latinos are becoming more and more conservatives, just so you know.
It's suburban white hags who are the ones destroying the country.
We need to build a wall around Pottery Barn.
Just for a little bit, until 2025-ish.
Just send 50 Mexicans and a pallet of bricks to every anthropology and seal them in until 2025.
Just for a minute, and then you can come back out.
Pier 1 imports.
Yep.
Yep, just buy their votes with Kohl's cash.
It's true, that's the demographic.
It's suburban women, like the person who is in charge of the Board of Misinformation.
We need to make it safer because women deal with horrible misogyny online.
Do you have any idea the kinds of tweets and private messages that Dave, Gerald, and I get?
You guys get private messages?
Oh yeah, mainly from you.
A lot of dick pics.
Well, that's not exactly what it is.
It's someone else's.
No, it's just pictures of his face.
Sorry, I had to throw in a zinger.
I'm gonna kill you.
Careful, you're not allowed to do this on YouTube.
We'll censor you.
Oh, that's true.
I'm sorry.
Just hold up, hold up.
No, you can't do that either.
Just hold up like, you know, pantomime guns.
You can't do this.
Can I hug?
Gerald's hug?
If it's a man.
Yeah, so yes?
Yes.
Gerald's hug.
Die.
I'm gonna go meet a man in a bar and tell him about this show.
What was that, the cave closing in Aladdin?
No, it was from Independence Day.
Right.
So, uh, this, uh...
That was...
This outfit...
Pretty spot on, too!
It really was.
This man out-competing Brian Stelter for straightest man on earth at Twitter also said that Twitter isn't profitable because of the leftist ideological bent of the business, which is bad, okay.
But here's the thing.
You know I've said that gay people and trans people often get away with behavior that would be completely unacceptable for people who aren't gay or trans?
How fast do you think I would get in trouble if I just made fun of someone who was actually There would be a hit piece on the web today.
Right.
But if you say it with a lisp, like this Twitter employee undercover, a little bit sloshed, it softens the landing.
Elon Musk is a person.
He is whatever.
I don't care.
He's a loony tune.
He has Osburgers.
Osburgers?
Yeah, I know that.
So he's special.
We all know that.
That's fine.
So you know he's going to say some f***ing crazy s*** because he's special.
Because he can.
Don't you also see his piece of... Why can't we just all love each other?
Haven't you seen his other tweets where he's like, I'm like, you're special needs.
You're literally special needs.
Literally, though, you really are.
So... I can't even take what you're saying seriously.
Because... you're special.
You're a genius, you idiot.
He's taking people to space.
What are you doing?
He made rocket ships and the electric car.
He's just special needs so no one says anything.
Right.
I mean, he's a little bit quirky.
He's not I am Sam.
No.
And you're unemployed.
Yeah.
What a moron.
He's like, I want a SpaceX right now!
No one says anything bad about him because he has special needs.
Yes, you do.
You all say bad things about him.
You literally go on to say it within the next phrase.
So we shouldn't take anything he says because he's special.
But that's the thing with liberals, right?
You see it.
And with leftists, he's not using the word retarded.
Well, it's not that offensive.
They want to make it about words, not about context.
I think saying, hey, you know what, that person is mentally retarded, so be aware of it.
I think that that is less offensive than someone saying, hey, that special needs person is less of a person.
Which one matters to you?
Context above content.
I don't know, anything else to say about this stuff?
No, I think that's a good way to put it.
About this, can I say fairy?
No, no, no, no, no.
No.
Yeah, no.
He's the truth fairy.
Well, I did.
Truth fairy.
He's no Tinkerbell.
No, he is exactly Tinkerbell.
He's certainly one of the lost boys.
They call him Three in the Stinkerbell.
Just wait till he rolls up his legs and yells, bangarang.
What a moron.
Well, justice is about to be served.
I never wish someone's job be taken away, but wow.
Oh no, yeah, yeah, that's ill-gotten gain, that job.
Oh yeah, he'd make a great maitre d' at Applebee's.
I mean, what do you keep this guy on and be like, yeah, are you the guy that literally pulled the notice up while on a date saying don't go on dates because this company could be catfishing you?
I mean, how does the CEO or whoever is in charge of human resources bring him in When they fire him, where do they even start?
It's like, oh my god, is it because I got drunk on camera?
No.
Is it because when I got drunk I revealed their algorithmic secrets?
No.
Is it because I made fun of Elon Musk for being retarded?
No.
Is it because I slept with the Project Veritas reporter?
No.
Can you just give me a hint?
Uh, all of them.
Oh, that makes sense.
This guy's gonna have to not only change his name and appearance, he's going to have to become straight to get out from under this.
He's going to have to change everything about him.
Yeah, by the way, if anybody's gonna keep your secrets, Caddy Gay Guy.
Yeah, it's like currency for those people.
He's just, it's over.
Sorry, buddy.
That was a really bad idea.
How?
If I could crypto-mine gay rumors.
There are going to be no people going on dates at all in Silicon Valley, right?
For a little while.
It's just going to be barren.
It's going to be a real dry spot.
No swipe rights at all.
There's one conservative gay guy like, what the fuck?
Yeah, you and I could be confetti coin billionaires.
It's just the doge dog with eyeshadow.
Is it a dog?
Is it a fox?
It's a dog.
What is it, a Shibu something?
Oh, Shiba Inu?
It's worthless.
It's almost worthless!
It's a net loss, that's what it is.
No, it's still got some value.
You're working till 72.
If you've got a lot of them, and I mean a lot, you may have some dollars.
The actual, like, fake chocolate dollars are worth more than those coins.
Those are good.
Alright, okay, so there you go.
I don't have much more to add to what's going on there with Project Veritas.
We've already known this to be true.
I'm just surprised as to—it's just how brazen they are.
They don't fear accountability.
They really don't.
I mean, if I have someone come up after one of our shows and tell me that I have nice hair, I'm like, what are you trying to get from me?
Look at them a little leery.
Yeah, exactly.
I'll stop saying that.
Yeah, well thank you.
I don't mind if you say it, you don't have to reach out and touch it.
Oh.
I can't help it.
Gross.
Something we all know you want to reach out and touch.
Alright, speaking of which, we're going to go to Mug Club here because there's no way we can...
I am actually looking forward to watching this, because... Alone.
You guys know exactly... Oh, which by the way reminds me, hey, Johnny Boy or Maximus, this is not a joke, I forgot to bring it in.
In my office desk, in the center drawer, is where all of my She-Hulk cards are.
If you could grab them.
They're laminated and they're in perfect mint condition.
Why would they be laminated?
Well, I'll explain that behind the mug club.
So we are going to...
Watch!
If you're watching here on MugClub, loudmouthcard.com slash MugClub, they will bring in those cards.
That's not... It's real.
Yeah, it's 100% real.
We're going to watch the... We have a teaser here, right?
No, we... We're not gonna do it?
Oh, that's right, because we'll get hit with a copyright thing.
Okay.
We're going to watch the new She-Hulk trailer, which is also... I mean, the working title was Lesser Hulk.
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