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April 21, 2022 - Louder with Crowder

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CALLING OUT MEDIA LIES: Johnny Depp's Battle for MEN'S RIGHTS vs Amber Heard! | Louder with Crowder

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	Delicious.
	Glad to be with you.
	Now, I used to think green tea was gay.
	It still is.
	Brian green tea as he watches the show.
	Yes, yes, that's true.
	We'll get those names in chats, I'm sure, later on today on Mug Club.
	Glad to be with you.
	We have a lot to get to today, and by the way, there's going to be a more extended segment on this on Ash Wednesday, next Wednesday, with my half-Asian lawyer Bill Richman on the Johnny Depp legal battle that is going on right now.
	And I want to be clear as we talk about this today.
	This is an important moment because of the tie-ins.
	A lot of people are forgetting the Me Too movement, which spurred some of the dishonesty from Amber Heard.
	A lot of people out there don't really know what's been going on, and there's actually a lot of verifiable evidence that what the media tried to tell you was wrong.
	And this really ties into—look, I've talked about this as a Christian who really does value and support the institution of marriage.
	There's a reason, though, that a lot of young men don't want to get married now and there needs to be a decoupling of, you know, marriage and the church and kind of state laws.
	It can be a tough sell.
	And there really is a point right now where the burden of proof is on a man to prove innocence
	if he's just accused of being guilty.
	That's what this trial is about.
	It really is about rights.
	It's about men's rights.
	And it's about, by the way, real victims.
	And by that I mean both female victims of domestic abuse and male victims of domestic
	abuse and the current legal system.
	It's absolutely horrifying.
	I mean, there are little...
	This is the thing, when Christians are really mad about same-sex marriage, and I understand
	it, I believe marriage is between a man and a woman, there are also little chinks in the
	armor that have been taking place that have been slowly eroding the institution by just
	making it such a no-win scenario and a high-risk scenario that you're going to...
	You're going to see a country where fewer people are going to get married, and a big part of it is what we're seeing here today in the Johnny Depp story, so we'll talk about that.
	Also, they're teaching pornography in high schools.
	Really?
	You'll see the clip.
	Oh my gosh.
	Is it a high school or college?
	There's a guy who is thrilled about it, and he looks exactly how you would expect.
	Right.
	That course filled up fast.
	Yes, it did.
	And the ratio, it's almost like China, the male to female ratio, it does not.
	Yeah, it's just all engineers.
	So, before we move on, my question of the day, and this is an important one, and we're going, we're now having competitions for the best comment, will be pinned, and you'll win some signed merch, and also DNA scraping of Gerald, so you can leave it in any crime scene you wish.
	The question of the day, it's in your contract, shut up, how do you balance your, especially as a man, how do you balance your desire for marriage, finding a life partner, Versus the legal system that is, you know, stacked against you and women, because a lot of women now are seeing that men don't want to get married.
	We've talked about this in the show, but we'll get into the statistics today.
	What kind of changes do you want to see?
	Genuinely, what kind of changes do people want to see to the institution of marriage to bring it back to what it was originally intended to be as opposed to fighting over stuff?
	And false accusations and ugliness, because that's not what it is supposed to be, and I hate that that's what it is.
	We'll talk about all that.
	I really want to hear from you, and that helps with the YouTube algorithm, and of course, they won't be happy to hear reasonable responses from you guys.
	But first, Gerald A. is here.
	How are you?
	I am doing well, though now I'm going to be convicted of crimes, apparently.
	Yes.
	So, yeah.
	How many scrapings are we talking here?
	Well, you don't need much.
	No.
	I'm just saying, how many crimes?
	I don't know, but you're going to be on the next Making a Murderer At least three.
	You're saying Gerald's at the scene?
	Yeah?
	Yeah.
	By the way, you're going to have your new one any moment, so Gerald B is going to be back in that chair.
	No, no, no, no, no.
	Gerald B is dead.
	I killed him.
	No, we resurrected him.
	We patched him up.
	Put a bike patch on him.
	You know him.
	You love him.
	You can follow him at LandauDave on Twitter.
	And he is actually going to be solo this weekend in Virginia Beach on Saturday.
	Virginia Beach, Virginia.
	You can go to livewithcrowder.com slash tour to see all these dates.
	Dave Landau, how are you, sir?
	Good.
	Ahoy.
	How are you?
	I'm fine.
	I'm fine.
	A little aggravated about the Johnny Depp Amber Heard thing.
	Yeah, it's pretty crazy.
	I think it's because it's his jewelry.
	Yeah, I know.
	Like he's got friendship bracelets and skull rings.
	Right.
	Like he just won a bunch of skee-ball tickets.
	Yes.
	That's the problem.
	Yeah.
	It's like he just came from a Mardi Gras party.
	Right.
	And he is now in the hot seat.
	You don't want the basketball hoop that goes on your door.
	Right.
	Chinese finger trap.
	Yes.
	But I do like Johnny Depp, and I think it's interesting, the question that you posed.
	I think it should be about love and not about stuff.
	Yeah.
	And that's what it's become.
	Yep.
	Unfortunately, and it's too easy to fake, say, well, I'm doing this for love.
	Great.
	But in a court of law, it's now about stuff.
	You're right, though.
	It does make it very easy to fake.
	It's a tough, tough place to be.
	But I agree with you.
	I also don't like that Johnny Depp, who's from Kentucky, fakes a light Cockney accent.
	Yeah, I don't know what it is with him and Madonna.
	You tried to start a physical fight, man.
	What are you talking about?
	You know, it's just, it's the horror I was living with for so many years.
	What?
	You're from Kentucky!
	You're from Louisville!
	I went to L.A.
	to play guitar and I didn't really want to be an actor and I've done like 80 roles and I don't know what my own voice is anymore.
	And all the time when I do gay roles it's, you know, I suppose it's...
	I have to do it in a manner that's homosexual.
	Why?
	Why does Willy Wonka have to be gay?
	I don't know.
	I went to dinner with Marilyn Manson.
	Why not?
	So speaking of horrible things, the bulk of this is going to be about Johnny Depp and Amber Heard.
	What also amazes me is the media.
	The media right now, we have an article from Variety only a day or two ago.
	They're still trying to feed you the Me Too and Privileged White Male when this is an exact example.
	It's precisely the example of the opposite.
	And we need that pendulum to swing the other way, and by that I mean swing toward truth.
	Not just recognizing victims by classes, but what is true.
	And there's a lot that we know is true.
	That's not necessarily what this case is about.
	Uh, first- Well, it just shows how easily that can be thrown onto the
	public and used against you just by being the white male.
	By being- that's the thing, I never thought of myself as a- I suppose.
	White male, but... Pirate's not a protected class.
	Some people make assumptions.
	Just stop.
	Just stop.
	Just speak normally.
	Come on.
	And get your tooth fixed.
	I mean, you're a billionaire.
	I know.
	What is that?
	You have the money.
	So while we're talking about this, something horrifying.
	According to this pair of completely stable, well-adjusted young adults, these drag queens want you to know, and by the way, hopefully it's not like Libs of TikTok where people say that we're doxing people by posting their public video in which they encourage people to share it.
	They want you to know that everyone should be more like them.
	Oh baby, how many times do we have to answer this question?
	Like what's not clicking?
	We're boys that dress up as drag queens.
	That's it.
	That's where we're not clicking.
	Let's get this straight.
	Being trans is- There's nothing straight about that.
	You are.
	No it isn't.
	Wrong.
	Get off the library steps, please.
	in a super style.
	Um.
	So next time you ask someone if they're a trans, or a drag queen, or a boy, or a girl,
	or what's going on downstairs, instead, ask yourself, how can I be more like them?
	Because they're clearly living in a slum.
	Get off the library steps, please.
	You're being loud.
	Hey, feminists, where are you with the perpetuation of negative female stereotypes?
	This is one of those things, right?
	If a woman were to be ultra fit, you know, dressed like a Bratz doll, this is an unrealistic standard for women, but when you have two guys doing it, like, we are amazing!
	They go, yes!
	Yes!
	Beautiful!
	You're a walking stereotype of Barbie!
	Now, the Barbie doll, we have to make fat and disgusting for young girls, but when you do it, this is, you are all the splendor that is woman.
	Also, the shoes you're wearing are meant to make a woman taller.
	You're now 6'5".
	What, are you shooting for the NBA?
	You couldn't find any Red Wing steel toes?
	Yes, because when I look at them, I'm like, yeah, they're living their best life.
	You just reminded me how much I hated Tank Girl.
	And white girls.
	Yes, white chicks.
	White chicks, there you go.
	People are thinking I'm saying white girls.
	The film, White Chicks.
	Yes, not white girls.
	The terrible film, White Chicks.
	The awful film, White Chicks.
	But hey, you know what?
	Don't be confused with a great film, don't be a menace.
	Do you think that they actually believe we want to be more like them?
	Or is that just what psychologists call projecting?
	That's what psychologists call projection.
	I think it's definitely projection and also when being gay is not enough, apparently.
	Everybody's doing that so we gotta do the next thing.
	Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the library.
	Oh, that's when your dad's just going, could you just...
	Could you just be gay?
	Yeah, could you just be gay?
	I would totally love it if you just loved dudes.
	That'd be great.
	It's fine.
	I didn't even mind that.
	Why do you have to keep doubling down and ruining Christmas?
	You come every year dressed as that.
	By the way, stop wearing the ornaments.
	Naughty Santa can only be done so many times!
	I gotta buy a new tinsel every year.
	You gotta make hair.
	Next one, they're wearing one of those rotating Christmas carousels.
	Is that a Christmas ornament?
	No, this is a Prada.
	That's a Christmas ornament that you got from Michael's.
	Yeah, where are the two giant bulbs?
	Oh, God.
	All right, here's another one while we're talking about all of these issues.
	It is amazing that we are at this point in society, and this is why there's the rejection of it.
	We talked about this yesterday culturally, some big wins that you're seeing with Netflix, that you're seeing with Disney.
	So this is what big tech, big media wants you to believe is normal, and most Americans are sitting at home going, what?
	Really?
	You're doing that?
	So Rudy Giuliani, mayor of New York, Times Man of the Year.
	America's mayor.
	Yeah, America's mayor.
	Guy who single-handedly cleaned up New York City when it was a crap hole.
	And then all the hipsters bitched about, like, I used to like New York when it was grit.
	You mean you liked being raped?
	Yeah.
	You liked bumpism.
	Well, good news.
	It's back.
	Yep.
	Head on down to the subway.
	Everything old is new again!
	Yay!
	So, Rudy Giuliani was revealed on The Masked Singer, and that finally aired.
	We talked about it, but it aired last night making headlines, and then there's obviously a reaction we need to
	get to, but here's the big reveal.
	Oh my goodness!
	Former Associate Attorney General!
	Former Mayor of New York City!
	Is that proper TV?
	No, that's not proper TV.
	Rudy Giuliano!
	So here's the crowd.
	The crowd is cheering.
	The crowd's having a good time.
	Oh my god!
	Wow!
	Oh my god!
	He does!
	I had no idea!
	Wow, this is definitely something I never would have guessed.
	They're gonna be really surprised when the next box just opens up, it's Hunter's laptop.
	He should just come out holding it.
	So, here's the thing, as he sang, Ken Jeong, is that how it's pronounced?
	Ken Jeong, I believe.
	Dr. Jeong.
	Dr. Jeong was upset.
	So you hear the audience and he walked off.
	And this is what bothers me.
	There's so many things that bother me.
	We'll talk about that he's a comedian.
	Yeah, well, yeah, he's a comedian.
	Also, isn't he the dude from The Hangover that plays the grossest stereotype of an Asian?
	That's a good point.
	But first, let's see his righteous indignation walking off.
	Before I met you, I'll break a thousand more babies before I am through.
	I'm done.
	Talk of... is there any more perfect example of virtue signaling?
	I cannot be involved with this program for which I am paid an obscene amount of money to do very little work because there's a man with a different opinion here.
	Here's a script where you jump out of a trunk and show everyone your micropenis.
	Yes.
	Oh, I'm in.
	Yeah, I'm in.
	It's fine.
	Can I sign up for part two?
	Yeah.
	Oh, there's three of them?
	Great.
	Right.
	Yeah.
	And the third one ended up being some, they tried to go like Ocean's Eleven, like thriller with it.
	Like, what is this?
	Yeah, it wasn't even a comedy.
	No, it wasn't even a comedy.
	But he also, you know, the reasoning was, oh, he has someone who's had to face anti-Asian discrimination because of Donald Trump and Rudy Giuliani.
	Was he walking off when every black guy appeared?
	Yeah, well, that would be weird.
	Well, if he's for the anti-Asian crime, he probably would like Rudy Giuliani.
	No, no, he's against the anti.
	He's saying that he was a victim of it.
	That's what I mean.
	Wouldn't you like Rudy when it was in check with the police?
	That's a good point.
	Yes, I love how people still blame Donald Trump for things that were happening already in record numbers before Donald Trump.
	Over 85% of all physical assaults in the bastion of conservatism that is the Bay Area, San Francisco, take place black people against Asian people.
	If it was de Blasio, I can see him getting angry.
	That would make perfect sense.
	Or Cuomo, something like that.
	You would walk off for Cuomo.
	Bloomberg.
	Yeah, sure.
	Bloomberg, there you go.
	I wouldn't walk off for any of them.
	No, no, no.
	No, why would you do this?
	If you used his logic.
	Yeah, but he doesn't use the logic.
	That's what we should do.
	We should find some of the other masked singers who really had a bad background that he didn't walk off for and we're like, oh yeah, you're good with pedophilia or something.
	I don't know if that's a true story or not.
	It's not.
	Let's be careful with it.
	It's not.
	I'm just saying.
	Pick your thing, you know?
	When did you have Subway's Jared on there?
	Like, what did he do?
	He just waited in the wings and was like, okay, is this enough time for me to earn street cred and walk back out?
	Like, he'd just go to the green room and he's like, I'm just gonna eat Cheetos or something.
	No, he would go back there and be like, do I have any wonton?
	It's just, I'm getting in character for my next film.
	He was just offended by the song choice, I think.
	Because Giuliani had been out for a little bit already, right?
	Like, obviously, big reveal, they talk to him for a minute, then he sings the song off.
	It's the disconnect between the audience and him.
	That's what we're seeing right now.
	And there's value in that.
	And then they bitch about why people aren't watching the Oscars.
	They bitch about why people aren't going to the movies.
	They bitch about Netflix stock diving, about Disney.
	It's all your fault.
	It used to be that there were differing opinions between mainstream Americans.
	By that I mean everyone in the United States, including people who are classical liberals, and Hollywood.
	It was just a different opinion.
	Now they despise you.
	They hate you.
	This is someone walking out on what was once the world's most popular mayor, who, by the way, a moderate Republican.
	People don't remember.
	He was a pro-choice Republican.
	He certainly wouldn't have been considered a hardline right Republican.
	But because he had the gall to be involved with questioning the election and, by the way, also broke a story that would have changed the outcome of the election, the Hunter Biden laptop, it showed up on this show for the first time.
	Because he had the nerve, he had the nerve to do that, they walk off.
	Oh, and correct me, was that story proven correct?
	I cannot fully substantiate- No, that's right, it was fully substantiated.
	Oh, that's right.
	100%.
	Right.
	And there was more than one?
	There were three, yeah.
	Ah, that's right.
	Remember when they tried to frame him also for, yeah, with the girl?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	But he has hair dye, so that makes, you know- Bad man.
	Yeah, exactly.
	He's, you know, in his 70s.
	Right.
	Yeah.
	Who would think that- I know.
	It's almost, it's not like every single actor has hair dye.
	Yeah.
	He ever watch me like, oh wait, he's 55 and he has a full head of black hair.
	An Italian with hair dye in their 70s?
	Nah.
	Have you seen Tim McGraw in 1883?
	Yeah, that's true.
	Looks like Bela Lugosi's forehead on his beard.
	Yeah, they really shouldn't have done that.
	No, it's too much.
	All right.
	So here, let's move on to the bulk of today's show, because a lot of people have been watching this trial.
	And look, it's not just about – this isn't about celebrity gossip.
	This is about the state of marriage in this country.
	And it's about the state of media.
	And we're now seeing the chickens come home to roost with Me Too.
	And it's very rare that you see someone fight back.
	And you know what?
	I think we need to see a rebalancing of power.
	I think real victims.
	of abuse.
	For example, real women who are raped.
	It's very hard.
	I would like to see more women who are raped come forward as soon as they can and use the rape kits.
	I want to see more women be raped.
	I want to see more women who are raped come forward and get justice.
	I want to see more men who are falsely accused come forward and prove that it's false.
	I want to see a legal system that values the innocence of both.
	And you can't have that.
	You can't have truth if you're simply seeking social justice.
	It's like science.
	If you're starting off with a bias, you're starting off with something, you're trying to prove one hypothesis and ignoring the other tests that are going on.
	Well, look, you're going to end up with something that may not be accurate.
	It may not show the full scope of the study, of the meta-analysis.
	It's the same thing.
	If you're just seeking justice for a marginalized class, you're going to ignore some key truths.
	And even today, The media, two days ago, but even today if you search you can still find this, they tried to paint this as a white male privilege issue.
	So this is from Variety.
	And it says, the latest act in the very public unraveling of Johnny Depp began last week in a courtroom in Northern Virginia, pulling back the curtain on the secretive world of celebrity enablers and hangers-on, and goes on to talk about the white, you know, being a white male and the privilege, and there are still places right now that say that he's a wife-beater, Johnny Depp.
	Oh yeah, they're still trying to push that narrative, which is amazing.
	Because it's the believe all women thing.
	There's nothing wrong with listening to an accusation and looking into it.
	But seriously, it is innocent until proven guilty for a reason.
	Well you just described what our court system used to be.
	It used to be, of course.
	Well now that it's Twitter, it doesn't matter.
	Believe all women!
	Why?
	Yeah, what?
	Why?
	Have you met some women?
	No.
	Don't believe all.
	If you start a sentence with believe all, no, stop there.
	Don't believe all.
	Believe all, insert anything here.
	Yeah, that's a bad idea.
	Superstar drag queens.
	I would probably believe them less.
	No.
	Can't do that.
	Politicians, meh.
	Believe all men.
	No.
	Some of them said they're women.
	They're not even women.
	Yeah, I don't even know how it's... Well, they are, but they're not.
	I mean, they're not.
	I mean, they're not, but they are because we don't want to be removed from YouTube.
	Right.
	They're women.
	I'm so lost.
	Moving on.
	So, let me just lay the stage for you.
	There is no actual evidence that Johnny Depp committed physical abuse.
	I can't say that he didn't, but there's no evidence that's been brought forward that Johnny Depp committed physical abuse against Amber Heard.
	Okay.
	There is plenty of evidence that Amber Heard committed not only physical abuse, but serious emotional and psychological abuse against Johnny Depp.
	These things are not in question.
	A lot of people try and say there was a lawsuit in 2020.
	That was a lawsuit between Johnny Depp and a news publication, not Amber Heard, and that's a very difficult bar to clear.
	We're going to do a legal analysis with half-Asian lawyer Bill Richman next week, so I don't want to get into that today as far as defamation to prove.
	But today what we want to talk about is the truth and how this reflects in the current state of marriage and, honestly, men's rights.
	Men's rights!
	It should just be rights.
	But unfortunately now, people have said women's rights, and then if you say men's rights, they go, oh yeah, you have it so hard.
	Well, you know what?
	I don't even like Johnny Depp when I feel bad for the guy.
	There are a lot of guys out there who get a really, really raw deal.
	OK.
	And Johnny Depp also has a daughter.
	Yes.
	And she has an opinion on it, too, and has seen stuff and said stuff as well.
	So, you know, she's a woman, too.
	So has every woman who's met Amber Heard ever.
	Yes.
	And that's true.
	Not surprised at all.
	None of them are surprised.
	No.
	Sometimes you tend to look past the garbage because somebody's gorgeous.
	Yes, exactly.
	And you're like, I think I can deal with that.
	Yeah, you're like, you can't.
	You can't.
	Trust me.
	You're putting the crazy before the horse.
	You never want to do that.
	Now, what we have, the first clip is, we're going to go through some evidence here and video evidence, but the first clip is, you know, so far, Johnny Depp's testimony has been pretty shocking.
	And this one is about something specific that you may not have known.
	She pooped in his bed.
	What was the photograph of Mr. Depp?
	It was a It was a photograph of the bed, our bed.
	And on my side of the bed was human fecal matter.
	She was sitting on one side Who does that?
	The DVD of Mordecai?
	Nature.
	She that's when she was trying to explain the D of Mordecai a few things about Coachella
	then the fecal Nature delivery
	Saying that it was the dogs and I'm sorry I could not agree with her I
	I'd lived with those dogs.
	I picked up their fun.
	It was not the dogs.
	Oh my gosh.
	Can I just say, okay, look, I don't think he's lying when he says that stuff, but he's performing.
	Well, it's just, he's also weird the way he talks.
	Yeah, he's very, very strange.
	Like, if I asked you, like, what was on the bed?
	Yeah, she took a dump on my side of the bed, Your Honor.
	Yeah, and if I were, yeah.
	You don't have to give it all back, yeah.
	That's also why I love black people, because they're just straightforward.
	Like, bitch took a shit!
	Yeah, yeah.
	On my side, you see that dimple?
	I don't even, yeah, I'm talking, I'm talking a memory foam!
	I can't shout that out, tie, stick, that shit?
	That's what would happen.
	But he has to sit here and, well, you know, she, uh, she made a grumpy and...
	So, here's the thing too.
	Context matters.
	Context really matters.
	She did admit to this, just to be clear, and she said it was a prank.
	It was a prank after you abused him, and you were leaving him, and his mother was sick.
	No!
	No!
	That's not a prank.
	A prank is something you pull on a friend.
	It's not something you do to your husband.
	It's not something you do... And you don't pull a prank when you're in a fight and you just hit him.
	Why do you think that's dumb?
	Yeah, it's also... It's not a friend prank.
	No.
	I'd be like, Joe, did you shit in my bed?
	That's not funny.
	Weird.
	Well, by the way, at the time, it was still her bed as well, right?
	Yeah.
	Just not her side.
	Well, they had like 25 beds.
	I don't understand.
	Did she throw it in or did she just squat?
	I don't... I just wonder how it got there.
	If she just full on was like, I'm just...
	It's also disgusting that a woman could do that, not only on command, but angrily.
	Angry poop is an uncomfortable proposition.
	Can you imagine punching somebody and being like, I'm gonna go poop in your bed now.
	She went and ate Mexican food beforehand too.
	You didn't need to poop in my bed, you already punched me!
	Why?
	You already stood up for yourself!
	Name that movie line, comment below.
	I thought the punch was gonna be the worst part of your day.
	I thought the worst part was gonna be the punch.
	But really, it was the poop.
	The poop don't fit, you must acquit.
	I have many pictures of my dog's poop, and I know it wasn't my dog.
	Yes, she's another kind of dog, I suppose.
	They both poop.
	Everybody poops.
	That's not as far as it's offensive.
	It's not lost on me.
	It's more so where she pooped.
	20 feet that way would have been better.
	The dog wouldn't poop in the bed.
	At first I was confused because, and I wasn't sure because of the shock, but I thought I remembered we had a toilet.
	Alright, so let me give you the timeline.
	After less than a year of marriage, Amber Heard was the one who filed for divorce.
	She claimed that Johnny Depp was physically abusive, and he denied the claims at the time.
	There's a divorce settlement reached out of court, just so you know before we get to more clips.
	She received $7 million for doing nothing.
	Oh yeah, you were clearly worth it for the rum diaries.
	Oh my goodness.
	She pledged to donate that money to the ACLU at the Los Angeles Children's Hospital.
	No records show that she has.
	Doesn't mean that she won't eventually.
	Make a wish!
	Make it an NFT.
	She left dumps on the sick children's beds.
	It was horrible.
	She just shows up to the children of st. Jude's and takes a poop on the yes
	Make a wish yeah make it an NFT. She left dumps on the sick children's business
	It was horrible. There was a child was progeria The boy was blind and said he wasn't sure it was her, but
	she did say I remember hurt, and I'm pooping on your bed Almost like she got some kind of sick joy out of it.
	Never forget the smell.
	Heard Pooper.
	Smelled like a herd of cattle.
	So then they settled out of court, just to be clear.
	So she came with these accusations, he denied it, boom.
	Settled out of court.
	Okay, that's how the system is supposed to work.
	That's the legal system.
	You have a case of abuse, you bring it forward.
	She obviously didn't believe that she had a case for abuse.
	Settled.
	Money given.
	Got it.
	Then December 2018, she wrote a piece for the Washington Post.
	Now we move to the court of public opinion.
	Okay.
	And she wrote a piece titled, I spoke up against sexual violence and faced our culture's wrath.
	That has to change.
	And her lawyers are claiming that she never mentioned DEP in the article.
	It's very clear that that's what is implied.
	And in subsequent comments and interviews, she also inferred it again.
	This is what the current $50 million defamation lawsuit is about.
	Okay, it's about that because then Johnny Depp was dropped from some very significant roles, namely Captain Jack Sparrow.
	Yeah, by the way, she said two years ago I became the figurehead for this abuse, and I'm like, oh, were you married to someone else who beat you two years ago?
	Two years ago I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture's wrath for women who speak out.
	Here you go, look, this is why, and this is the thing.
	Gosh, this is a real problem.
	It's a problem we had with rape.
	I talked about this with the Lena Dunham situation.
	We did our due diligence where we found the person who she claimed had raped, and it wasn't true.
	Look, when you lead with, I found out what it's like for victims.
	Guess what?
	You've now tarred and feathered all real victims.
	Because you're not.
	You're lying.
	And so, because you're one of the most public figures who gets caught lying, it makes people less likely to believe people who are actual victims.
	This is the problem.
	It's not consequence-free.
	It's not consequence free, just beyond you're a crappy person because you lie and you poop.
	It's the consequences hurt other women who are actual victims of domestic violence, not to mention the men who are victims of domestic violence, which occurs far more commonly.
	And we'll get to that.
	Well, and I know this might be controversial, but I don't believe that you have the right to go out and say, obviously there are laws against this, right?
	And that's why he's suing her, but the damage is already done.
	You cannot unring the bell.
	Even if Johnny Depp wins this trial, Amber Heard went out and for years he is seen as an abuser.
	I understand when somebody is claiming rape, you don't want to disincentivize them to do that.
	I'm just saying, I can't do the same.
	I can't go out and say, no I didn't.
	The you raped me or the you abused me comment is the thing that is going to be put in every single newspaper and I'm never going to be able to get ahead of that.
	Ever!
	Even if it's totally a lie.
	Especially now.
	For all to see.
	And people still use it.
	Well that's what I mean.
	Even if he is innocent, which I believe that he is, for the rest of time he's now a wife beater and a rapist to a certain group of people in the country.
	Because once you're that, you're always that.
	Well, as a journalist, aren't you supposed to have to substantiate your stories before you publish them?
	And it seems like in this case, this is the one time where it's like, no.
	You can just have somebody come out and say... The one time?
	Well, not the one time.
	It's all time.
	It's CNN Daily.
	Seriously, you have to go out and get, what, two or three confirmations a lot of times is what journalists are supposed to do.
	I mean, back in the day, I guess, when journalists... Yeah, dox their family.
	Yeah, exactly.
	They don't even do that with this.
	They just let this article go out, And they're saying, no, this is totally fine.
	And there was already a settlement.
	That's the problem.
	There's a settlement in court.
	And Washington Post goes, well, we don't care.
	We're just going to run this and ruin someone's life forever.
	This is the problem.
	There's a decoupling of actual evidence and either a trial or our legal system, innocent until proven guilty, versus a second system of justice, which is the court of public opinion.
	And that's when people say, cancel cultures.
	Well, you can say whatever you want, but there are consequences.
	No, no, no, no.
	It's like saying, hey, you can go eat lunch wherever you want, but the bully's going to take your money and punch you in the face.
	It's like, well, then I'm not free to.
	I'm not free to.
	So let's get to some of the evidence here that you may not have known.
	And actually, it would help if you comment below, which parts of these that we're about to present did you know versus hearing it here for the first time?
	Because a lot of people who I had spoken with hadn't heard this before, and now this is the result of Johnny Depp's testimony, but this information had been out there.
	So, leaked audio shows, first off, let's kind of hit you with fact one that I think is important, that she was mocking Johnny Depp, saying that no one would believe him if he came forward as a victim of domestic abuse.
	This is the recording.
	You can please tell people that it was a fair fight, and see what the jury and judge think.
	Tell the world, Johnny.
	Tell them Johnny Depp.
	I'm Johnny Depp.
	Man, I'm a victim too of directed violence.
	And I, you know, it's a fair fight.
	It sees how many people believe or side with you.
	Yeah, and special thanks to, I think, Incredibly Average YouTube, or YT is a channel that posted that and kind of broke it.
	So here's the thing, that sounds, well, you know what, it's just, he said, she said, only, and this is another fact here, I guess number two, I'll label them for you, fact number two, it's not he said, she said, it's she said, she said, in the audio, that she hit Johnny Depp!
	Here you go!
	I didn't punch you.
	I didn't punch you, by the way.
	I'm sorry that I didn't hit you across the face in a proper slap, but I was hitting you.
	It was not punching you.
	Babe, you're not punched.
	Don't tell me what it feels like to be punched.
	I've been punched a lot.
	You didn't get punched.
	You got hit.
	I'm sorry I hit you like this, but I did not punch you.
	Reverse the roles.
	I did not f*** you.
	I was hitting you.
	I don't know what the motion of my actual hand was, but you're fine.
	I did not hurt you.
	I did not punch you.
	I was hitting you.
	What am I supposed to do?
	Do this?
	I'm not sitting here.
	Am I?
	You are.
	That's the difference between me and you, baby.
	You are such a baby!
	Grow up, Johnny!
	Did you start a physical fight?
	I did start a physical fight.
	Yeah, you did.
	Yes, you did.
	You did the right thing, the big thing.
	You know what?
	You are admirable.
	This is the problem with, look, look, this is not meant for all women, so please don't get upset.
	I'm speaking in generalizations here about women like Amber Heard.
	And there are more of them out there than many people like to admit, and there are also more men out there like, I don't know, take your pick, Michael Vicks, than many people care to admit.
	But this is something that happens a lot, and this is a form of mental abuse, of emotional abuse, that occurs toward men quite a bit, beyond the fact that physical abuse occurs against men in domestic relationships more often than the other way around.
	Something you probably didn't know.
	What she does is, I didn't hit, I didn't hit you.
	I didn't punch you the right way.
	I hit you this way.
	And then, what they do is they emotionally abuse him and say, oh, you're such a, you're such a wimp.
	Oh, I can't believe you're complaining about this.
	You think she might be a baby if Johnny Depp hit her?
	Close fist or not?
	Do you think she'd be saying, I'm not a baby, and wipe it?
	Or do you think she'd be going, how could you hit me?
	Think about that for a second.
	She's trying to say, you're weak.
	She calls him a pussy because you're complaining about being hit.
	If a man hit a woman, if a man shoved a woman, and then said, don't be a baby, and that's on a recording, that man would be seen as a monster.
	And rightfully so.
	But this also is really difficult for men.
	Women need to understand this.
	Guess what?
	No matter how she hit him, If she were a man, she'd be hit back.
	That's why there's less domestic abuse in gay couples.
	Because both have nukes.
	Oh yeah, when gay dudes fight, it's just fists.
	So they're few and far between.
	Glad we got that out of our system.
	Let's go have sex with 15 guys.
	But this is what happens.
	Imagine a conversation with a guy.
	Guys can't compute it where it's like, oh, so I hit, I punched you, stop being a baby.
	They wouldn't get to the phrase, stop being a, before they got punched back.
	That's how it works.
	Amber Heard hit Johnny Depp.
	She deserves to feel the brunt of Johnny Depp defending himself, which he didn't do, like any man would.
	And because he doesn't, what's your choice?
	Defend yourself, in which case you lose your domestic abuser, or a woman who keeps coming and coming and coming, not only emotionally, psychologically, but physically, and then you're a weakling.
	It is a no-win situation, and that is why it is an effective form of mental abuse that women administer toward men.
	It happens a lot.
	And he was trying to remove himself from the situation.
	He's like, oh, you did the right thing.
	Don't tell me what it feels like to be punched.
	I know.
	I have never heard a sentence like this before.
	I didn't punch you.
	I was too busy hitting you.
	What?
	Oh, yeah.
	I'm sorry I didn't slap you correctly.
	I was hitting you.
	So you were punching me and not slapping me?
	Thank you.
	This is semantics.
	I go to the body rock!
	Yeah.
	I was roundhouse kicking you.
	Right.
	You see her face break though because she knows that, you know, she's lost the most important currency, which is her victimhood.
	Right.
	That's a good point.
	And it also gets worse.
	We'll bring one up where she actually faked being hit.
	So did you just hit the microphone?
	I did hit the mic.
	Don't tell me what it feels like to hit the microphone.
	I just amber herded my mic.
	So there's also been evidence and testimony here presented at the trial that beyond being punched, a very serious finger cut injury that required surgery that Depp suffered.
	We all knew about this.
	I think the initial stories.
	Remember that he got drunk and broke a bottle.
	Remember the media reporting this?
	Yeah.
	What actually happened is Amber Heard threw a handle of vodka at him.
	Here you go.
	Was leaning like this in the chair looking at her.
	First bottle went.
	Then I got the other bottle shot.
	Takes the second bottle, which was the larger one.
	I'm in this position again, and my hand is on the edge of the bar, like that, leaning over, fingers like that, and she threw the large bottle, and it made contact and shattered.
	uh...
	everywhere and uh... by the way just please don't let this be a reason
	for uh... liquor companies to cheap out and separate and plastic bottles i
	hate that keep using glad you don't let amber spoil it for the rest of us now
	pop of wouldn't on the track but still no uh... in case you think he's overplaying it here and he's
	all a baby uh... i warn you for people who are squeamish here's a
	picture of the Oh, we even blurred it.
	It was a little too rough because, you know, it's, I mean, it was down to the bone and he got, he got MRSA, he got staph infection, which you guys know I had on my foot.
	And it can, I mean, that, that can, you can lose a foot, you can lose an arm.
	Jeez.
	Here we have she clearly physically abused Johnny Depp.
	These facts aren't really in question.
	What's in question is whether the reputational damages are enough to warrant him suing her.
	There really is no evidence to the contrary, and we'll wait for the rest of the hearing, but nothing as compelling as this.
	Certainly no admission In a recording of Johnny Depp hitting her.
	Right.
	I was punching you in the face, not slapping you.
	And by the way, she admitted that she did punch him too, as well, to a physician.
	And he admitted to a physician that he was punched in the face, just to be clear.
	People said, why would you lie to Johnny Depp to other people?
	Where he said, I got caught in an accordion door, but then he told the physician, this is what actually happened.
	Because he was embarrassed.
	Probably embarrassed because he's been so psychologically abused that he doesn't want people to see him as a weak victim.
	She wants to champion herself as a victim and the man is afraid because, guess what, they're condemned if they're an actual victim.
	Fake victim, praised as a woman.
	Actual victim as a man, condemned.
	That's a bad place to be.
	It's a bad thing for both men and women in society.
	This is bad for everybody.
	You don't want to talk about the issues you have at home and that you Something's going on like that.
	There's, of course, there's a reason why he only told the doctor.
	It makes perfect sense.
	But he told the doctor, and she told the doctor.
	Well, and it takes basically Satan incarnate Jada Smith for us to see, like, this kind of abuse can actually be going on.
	And you see somebody like Will Smith do something that is just absolutely crazy.
	And you're like, what in the world?
	But if Will Smith had just been acting out in this Jada stuff, like her videos hadn't been released and all this stuff that we now know about her, we'd be like, huh, Will, what's going on, man?
	He's falling off the deep end, man.
	Yeah.
	Come on.
	Like, but now we go, oh, because he slept with every, she slept with everybody in Los Angeles and broadcast it.
	Like, ah, it makes sense.
	She might be a little, she is just grumpy.
	Well, and is there to make sure that he knows he's garbage every time he has something positive going for him.
	Right.
	The guy was there, it was Oscar night.
	And that's what she did to him.
	Yeah.
	He's like, you better get up there.
	You should go hit a man.
	Oh, that makes perfect sense.
	You should go hit a man to defend the honor of the woman who whores around with everyone but you.
	Yes.
	Who has no honor.
	And has been using ridiculous hair dye in her hair for 20 years and can't figure out why it's falling out.
	It's a mystery!
	Yeah, it's, it's, it's not, it's alopecia.
	No, it's not.
	It's the turpentine.
	Yeah, it's the nonsense you've been putting in your head.
	What is this, paint thinner?
	I'm a fat man.
	So, uh, here we go.
	So fake abuse, uh, sorry, actual abuse that had taken place, uh, we just heard.
	Now Amber Heard went as far as to, um, physically fake abuse.
	So real victim, mocked, man.
	Fake victim, praised.
	She faked, uh, being abused from Johnny Depp.
	Headbutting her, uh, of giving her a headbutt and, uh, breaking her nose.
	But, um, there was, there was no blood.
	There was no, I didn't hit her nose.
	And she came back about seven or eight minutes later and she had a Kleenex or a tissue to her nose.
	And, um, and she, then she pulled it away from her nose and she showed it to me.
	Look at her reaction.
	Red.
	It was indeed, like, red color on the... on the tissue.
	She took it away and she showed it to me.
	She said, Way to go, Johnny.
	You broke my nose.
	You broke my nose.
	And then I pulled the Kleenex out of the... out of the trash bin.
	And I inspected it pretty closely and realized that it was nail polish.
	It was nail varnish or polish.
	And she took another poop in my bed.
	Yes, it was great.
	On both sides.
	Now, I know that's just him saying it.
	I get that.
	But the other issues that we've addressed, there's evidence that's her admitting it.
	But her, I wonder why she's crying there.
	Is she crying because she's trying to keep up appearances and play a victim?
	Or is she crying because she realizes, like you were saying, it's done for you now.
	There's no more victim card.
	Well, she's a shitty actress, so the tears are real.
	That's true, yeah.
	But she is the reason that people are looking forward to Aquaman 2.
	Yes.
	There's a 2?
	I hope not.
	I can't believe there was a one.
	That's the stupidest superhero ever.
	Oh, you talk to fish?
	Great.
	They used it on Entourage because they were like, no one's ever gonna actually make this.
	Right.
	And then they did.
	We're safe.
	We don't have to worry about the licensing rights to the most useless superhero ever.
	Next up, Aquaman and Meta Yeet.
	The Aquaman-Jaws crossover metaverse.
	That's the only place he's relevant.
	Awful.
	Deep Blue Momoa.
	Now, uh, so here's another fact for you.
	Um, uh, this is what, where we are now due to the, uh, I guess maligning due to the allegations from Amber Heard, which keep in mind the allegations that she made these in Washington Post after they settled out of court.
	Right.
	So they were completely unsubstantiated.
	To be clear, she never had to prove or substantiate anything.
	That's why I'm telling you there is no evidence because she never presented any.
	She wrote an op-ed in Washington Post.
	And to defend his name, and for his kid, I think he has, does he have several kids?
	Yeah, he has several kids, Johnny Depp.
	I know he's got a daughter for sure, because she's in the movies with him.
	Yeah, no, he has a son too.
	Does he have a son as well?
	Yeah, for his kid's sake, he needs to clear his name and he needs to open up his private life to everyone.
	Hey, everyone out there, if you've been in a relationship, would you want to have to reveal that to everybody?
	People say ugly things, people do ugly things, but He has to do this.
	He has to make sure that every single bad thing he's done in his life gets put under a microscope because she wrote an op-ed, even though she decided to have her cake and eat it too, and write an article in the Washington Post after she settled.
	She settled because she knew she couldn't prove it.
	She got her leverage.
	She got her money.
	And I said, you know what?
	But I'll also claim abuse.
	So due to that, Johnny Depp's career was ruined.
	Did you experience any consequences after the release of the op-ed?
	Absolutely.
	And what were those?
	Oh, well, I believe it was, I don't think it took Disney very long, maybe a couple of days to announce that That I had been removed from the Pirates of the Caribbean films franchise.
	Well, if only Johnny Depp had been banging kids instead of getting abused by women, they probably would have given him a new franchise.
	Yes!
	The butt pirates of the Bay Area.
	Yes.
	Very big and fulsome.
	The Peter Pan version?
	Yes!
	But Pirates of Neverland?
	I never want to grow up!
	Great!
	We're on the same page.
	So we never get old?
	Kinda.
	There's graves.
	As long as you lost boys, stay lost.
	And boys.
	Bang-a-rang!
	Oh gosh, it's so terrible.
	Here's the truth.
	This is much more common than reported in the media.
	And this is something that affects a lot of men out there.
	Johnny Depp is not, you know, when people would say, me too, meaning this isn't an isolated incident.
	And I understand that.
	And I think that this is why I want women to carry firearms.
	I want to.
	Hey, by the way, is it waltherarms.com?
	A sponsor, we just did it early on in the page.
	Is it waltherarms.com, Walther Firearms?
	Make sure, if someone can let me know the website, because Walther is a wonderful sponsor to this show.
	You can't go and buy it on the website.
	Yes, Walther Arms.
	Walther Arms.
	But you can go and buy accessories, and I do recommend you go to your local gun store.
	Just try it.
	That's always what I tell you.
	Google Walther PDP Review.
	Google.
	Oh.
	Admonish.
	What?
	Because I got it wrong.
	Ah.
	I got it right!
	This is why I want more women to carry firearms, and this is why I carry a Walther.
	Everyone here does.
	They're incredibly reliable.
	They're a great company.
	They have the balls to support this show.
	I want to see more headlines that read, woman shoots would-be rapist than woman raped and left in a ditch.
	That's very different from Aziz Ansari having a bad date.
	Okay, so do consider, just go to your shop and just try the Walther.
	That's all I ask.
	Just try it.
	See if you don't like it.
	Give it a whirl.
	But this is far more common than people realize.
	For the same reason I think that we need to prosecute rapists, and I don't believe in catch and release policy.
	I believe in harsh punishments for criminals.
	I also think that we need to punish people who abuse the legal system.
	Far more harshly.
	Now, here's the thing.
	Just like Amber Heard was not fearing any retribution for punching him in the face, for throwing a glass bottle at him, because she, you know, is under this unwritten agreement that men will not fight back, she also fears no retribution of the legal system.
	Because we have a court system, as it relates to marriage, that very much unfairly favors women at this point.
	There was a reason for it one point in time.
	And I say this, it's very difficult For me as a Christian who values the institution of marriage, sometimes to also make that sell to young men, because there's a difference between what we believe to be marriage, a holy union, a matrimony, and how the state has screwed it up.
	So first, people may not know this, women are actually more often domestic abusers than men.
	Wow.
	So in 2020, there were 248,000 instances involving a female perpetrator.
	That's insane.
	I had no idea.
	More than men.
	Only 225,000 involving a male perpetrator.
	And by the way, what's also important to note is that Amber Heard was arrested for assaulting her ex-wife in an airport.
	Spent the night in jail.
	So she's actually been guilty of this in the past.
	And here's the thing.
	Obviously, the statistics show this, but it's very underreported.
	I guarantee you it's worse.
	I don't know a guy who hasn't been hit by a... I mean, look, I've been in a relationship where I was slapped around, Gerald.
	I have former girls that I dated, you know, push me around a little.
	Not my wife, nobody else.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Come on, Tim.
	Every one of us, we just don't do anything about it.
	She'll have hands that are controlling her.
	Come on, you can at some point... It's Okinawan dessert.
	You, Dave.
	I had it coming.
	Yeah, you said that you had a girl...
	Oh, I had a girl, yeah, she was trying to hook up with me in the back of my friend's car, and she kept biting me, and I was trying to get her to stop, but I couldn't put my hand... It was creepy!
	I'm like, stop biting my lip!
	Right.
	Yeah, no, I don't know a single person... But no, I've been slapped, and not even for doing anything bad!
	Right.
	This is something that... Yeah?
	I was sucker-punched in college by my girlfriend out of the blue.
	Really?
	I wasn't even looking at her, and... Megan, I miss you, by the way.
	Well, come on now, have some self-respect.
	So this is exactly something that a lot of people, when we were doing the run-through for this show, we realized that this has happened to almost every male that I have known has been... Has been... yeah.
	Hashtag me too, I was violated in the face.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	All right.
	That's good.
	Thank you.
	I appreciate it.
	It wasn't a call to everyone in the control room.
	Yeah, you know, that's enough.
	That's enough.
	We get the point.
	Yeah.
	You guys can get out.
	Clown deserved it, I think.
	Yeah.
	Had it coming.
	So, this is something that a lot of people don't know.
	Women far more often commit domestic abuse.
	Here's something else.
	The court system, of course, almost automatically grants custody to a mother.
	We know that.
	Single mothers, more often abusive toward children than single fathers.
	Shocking numbers.
	In 2020, 221,000 instances involving only the mother.
	138,000 instances involving only the father.
	That's almost a difference of 100,000.
	8,000 instances involving only the father that's almost a difference of a hundred thousand Wow
	Think about that I don't think anybody knew.
	I would be very surprised if people watching right now knew that.
	All references are available at LightOathCrowder.com.
	And you know who does a great job of this is Karen Straughan.
	I think it's Own Your Shit is her website.
	We'll make sure that we have it up.
	We've had her on the show.
	Just go run a search on Mug Club.
	YouTube probably won't show it with LightOathCrowder, Karen Straughan.
	She was the one who really sort of did the deep dive into these statistics.
	So you have women more often commit domestic abuse in relationships against men.
	That's a fact.
	Do you think that that's reflected in society?
	You have the fact that women far more often commit abuse against children than do the fathers.
	Do you think that's reflected in the custody system?
	Do you think that's reflected in the court system?
	So now we have two examples of women committing it.
	Or movies.
	Right?
	Or in movies.
	Every movie you see, it's like an abusive father.
	I don't see a whole lot of abusive mothers.
	And remember how I said that Amber Heard abused her ex-lover, her lesbian lover?
	You said ex-wife.
	I thought we misspoke there.
	No, no, no.
	Her ex-wife.
	Really?
	I had no idea.
	I should have mentioned that.
	It almost feels like it's a ploy to get his money.
	Almost feels like that.
	Yeah.
	She's just... So lesbian couples have the highest domestic abuse rate of almost any demographic.
	Do you know how scary that is with steel toe boots?
	Yeah.
	Yes.
	And not to mention, I mean, they, you know, you're wearing that plaid shirt from Orvis.
	They can get a good grip.
	Oh yeah.
	Collar chokes.
	Oh.
	It's like hockey fights.
	Yeah.
	It's like a noose.
	That's what it is.
	They're just, they're just, they're just pulling your baggy baseball tee over your buzz cut.
	Describing the back of a mullet?
	Who did your wife most look up to?
	Bob Probert.
	Well, okay.
	That makes sense.
	According to the National Coalition of Domestic Violence, 43.8% of lesbian women and 61.1% of bisexual women have experienced rape, physical violence, or stalking by an intimate partner.
	And these numbers are off the charts in comparison to gay couples.
	So in other words, if you have a hierarchy, you have gay couples, the least amount of domestic abuse.
	Heterosexual couples, right in the middle there.
	lesbian couples.
	Now, you go, wait, what is it?
	What's the common denominator there?
	Okay, two women.
	Now we take that.
	Let's slide it over.
	Is it, oh, they commit more domestic violence against men in heterosexual couples.
	They commit more violent abuse against children.
	So you start to see a pattern here.
	And I don't believe that it's because all women are inherently more violent than...
	But I do believe that you have a lot of awful women, like Amber Heard right now, who just like we talked about, Ezra Miller.
	Think about this for a second.
	Just like Johnny Depp has lost his career, Ezra Miller, what, ten police calls in the period of a year, whatever the hell it was?
	He gets off scot-free.
	Why?
	Because he's gay.
	That's one of the ultimate victim classes, so you get away with murder.
	Too many women feel as though they can get away with this.
	And by the way, you know who this affects most?
	Not just men.
	But women out there, because I think there's a statistic recently, if someone can get it from the control room, I'm going by rote, something like 40% of men, I don't know if it was in the United States or a global study, a startling amount of young men have no interest in getting married at all anymore.
	And that's not a good thing for women.
	No, not at all.
	That's not a good thing for the family unit.
	This ultimately also harms women.
	When neither party is held accountable in a truthful way, Boy, boy do you end up with some problems and that's what this is about with Johnny Depp.
	It's about the systemic abuse of a man in an abusive relationship and it played out in the public sphere where no journalists did their due diligence because they wanted to go out with a narrative regardless of who it harms.
	It's not any different than Black Lives Matter.
	Black Lives Matter?
	Okay, go with that narrative.
	Who cares that there are billions of dollars in damages?
	Who cares that there are dozens of murders and deaths and thousands of casualties and businesses that will never be repaired?
	Because Black Lives Matter!
	Hashtag Me Too?
	Who cares that thousands of lives have been ruined?
	And who cares that men haven't been believed when they come forward with allegations of being actually assaulted and they could substantiate it?
	Ah, you're a big guy.
	You can take it.
	Don't be a baby.
	I'm about to shit on your bed.
	This is the kind of stuff that some guys have to deal with.
	Yeah, or that real women like Rose McGowan have been looked at like they're crazy, when it's like, no, that's obviously somebody who's had to deal with an actual sexual assault.
	Right.
	And it all depends on your political persuasion, the color of your skin, and if you have a penis, unless you're trans.
	That's not the way the justice system should work.
	And we were talking about this, there does need to be, you know, I believe marriage is important, but I also think that you have a no-fault divorce.
	What does that mean?
	It means it's always the fault of the person who's the provider.
	Here's the thing, if two people go into a relationship because you have it both ways right now, this is another example.
	If you both work, no one should have an issue with a prenuptial agreement.
	But what often happens is, oh, you don't trust me?
	That's what Amber Heard said when he wanted a postnuptial agreement because she started acting crazy.
	She said, you don't trust me!
	Well, A, no, and B, right?
	You're a strong woman.
	You're making your own living.
	Why should you care?
	So a prenuptial agreement would make sense if you're getting married, if you both work.
	And if not, OK, well, then we now have an agreement where it's the only agreement right now that I know of in the United States, a marital agreement, particularly if you have a man who works and a woman who doesn't, or a man who earns more, or vice versa, where one party is financially incentivized to break it.
	And the only reason that you assume they don't is because they're doing it for love.
	It's too easy to fake.
	Yeah.
	Well, the numbers in America right now show that that's too easy to fake.
	Too many people are getting married for the wrong reasons, but you and I, when we were talking about it, so the church having marriage, obviously we believed in that for a long time, and I still believe in that.
	I think the church can do that.
	I've performed a wedding ceremony before.
	I didn't have to go get licensing through the state.
	I was registered through the church.
	The church obviously sent that information off to the state and said, hey, this guy is allowed to do this.
	But then they take that information to the state to register and say, hey, we're married and we're now a couple.
	So many states can screw this up.
	We've talked about this with just about every single thing, possible education, taxes, whatever you want to do.
	States can really mess things up.
	And so why would you say, oh, the state's going to take care of this in a way that's equitable for people?
	The state's going to take care of this in a way that is good for people.
	As a Christian man, I don't ever want to hear about a prenup when I'm going to get married
	because I should only be getting married if I am 100% certain that this is what I'm supposed
	to be doing.
	There can be exceptions to that.
	I totally understand that and I make room for that.
	But so many people get married today because they're like, oh, it's just the next thing
	to do.
	We're just going to get married.
	And it's like, you should have never been dating.
	What the hell are you doing getting married?
	But then the state comes in and that's where it gets very, very messy.
	And honestly, I'm just a little bit disappointed.
	Better suggest, what do you think?
	If guys, if every single marriage came with a prenuptial agreement, kind of as the standard, you would actually have to sign a document saying, I don't want that.
	That'd probably be a better situation for people because then at least you understand the rules of the game.
	Yep.
	You know?
	You have states right now where a woman could cheat on a man, can marry a woman who's never worked, can marry a man, cheat on a man, leave, and take half.
	There's a gold digger there for a reason, but guys can do the same thing, we're just less likely to do it.
	We can't shake our tush and get a woman to fall in love with us.
	Some tushes are better than others, I get it.
	Dave, yours?
	Notwithstanding.
	It's pretty good.
	Sometimes I find it difficult to not bite your lip myself.
	But when I feel that urge, I just quell it and take a poop in your bed.
	That's what you do.
	I'm a bed pooper.
	I can't believe she took a dump in his bed.
	I can, this is a horrible person.
	No, again, this is the most horrible person in history.
	That's Disney money when you're like, I'll just give her seven million dollars to leave.
	Hitler's like, oh, that's a bit over the line.
	That's cruel.
	Oh, why would you do that?
	That's cruel.
	That doesn't make any sense.
	No, don't shit in any of the beds.
	Come on.
	Don't shit in the bed.
	She wants seven million dollars, what, for rum diaries?
	This is not right.
	You're destroying this man.
	It is.
	And I also think this is important.
	Think of the fear that he was living in.
	And this is something else, too.
	You see this a lot.
	Does this seem like a woman who's afraid, who's being battered and abused when you listen to those calls?
	If you're afraid of a man hitting you and breaking your nose, do you take a crap in his bed?
	Right.
	Do you poke the bear?
	But look, this wasn't hard to find.
	This has been around for years at this point.
	And places like Variety still say, oh, privileged white male.
	Oh, look at how they're being pampered.
	Oh, poor Johnny Depp.
	At what point do we actually use the term of victim blaming?
	And I'm not even a Johnny Depp fan.
	So I know there are going to be a bunch of Johnny Depp fans coming over here on YouTube because it's only the Michael Jackson fans.
	I hope that you appreciate that I have not liked a Johnny Depp film since I believed Don Juan DeMarco.
	To a movie.
	Pirates 1?
	No.
	But my heart breaks for the guy.
	And I just hope that there is a backlash.
	Amber Heard gets everything she deserves.
	And I don't think she will.
	I hope she does.
	I hope it's financially very difficult because you can't be allowed to go out and do this kind of thing because you'll incentivize the next person.
	If there are no consequences to this, you're basically playing the lottery.
	And also, men, you need to come forward.
	You need to come forward if you're being physically abused.
	More men need to do that.
	We need to break that.
	And I get it.
	It's silly.
	It's silly because, yeah, it doesn't hurt you as bad physically.
	I get it.
	But it's a symptom of the actual abuse that you're experiencing.
	And there needs to be more accountability on both sides.
	And the accountability needs to The North Star of all of this needs to be truth, and we are so far off the beam right now that we're seeing the destruction of the institution of marriage, and it's not because of two guys in chokers in San Francisco, even though it doesn't help.
	Now!
	Well, men are also stupid and allow this to happen in a lot of ways because we also, you know, white knight ourselves.
	Right.
	Because any time there's a woman who can even, like, act like she's in distress, think of a bar in your 20s where you don't know the situation, and a girl's screaming at a guy, it's like, can I help you?
	You don't know what happened.
	Like, guys involve themselves inside with the woman so easily that they've been trained over years to believe like, well, I'm hot and I can get away with anything and I can get any guy to stand up for me at any time.
	Yeah.
	And it's our own stupidity that has caused it.
	I mean, that's true.
	We think with our dicks and that's a huge problem in society.
	Well, what?
	That's true.
	That is very true, yes.
	But it is a huge, we do it to ourselves a lot.
	Well, sometimes it's a micro problem.
	It's a bigger problem for some than others.
	It's a Ken Jeong problem.
	It's a people who walk off a show problem.
	The principle's the same.
	I don't mean to be crass, pardon my language.
	No, you're absolutely right.
	It's the same with, you know, the guys who are writing the articles that are like, this will get women to like me.
	Right, yeah, exactly.
	It's the same dude.
	You're white knighting yourself.
	It's like Bill Burr has that bit where he's like, you know, watching Oprah said there's never ever a reason to hit a woman?
	I can think of like 19 off the top of my head.
	You just don't!
	Even if you woke me up in a drunken stupor, I could give you like seven.
	Dude, there's never a reason to hit a woman.
	There are plenty of reasons.
	You just don't do it.
	That's a great point.
	You just don't.
	That's exactly what it is.
	She threw a bottle at your hand, breaking it, cutting to the bone and giving you MRSA.
	Don't you dare start throwing hands.
	She can throw full bottles of alcohol.
	Alright.
	Only a coward hits back.
	She's stabbing me.
	And calling me a coward for not doing anything.
	Oh, baby!
	Oh, what a baby!
	Just taking it, aren't ya?
	Why don't you do anything?
	And it's such a silly thing, like think of how many times Humphrey Bogart, those guys back in the day, like the woman, he's like, no, stop, and they just grab the wrist like, no, stop it, honey!
	I mean, now restraining, because when she was saying he head-butted her, he was restraining her while she was assaulting him.
	Now they want to accuse men restraining of violent women of the assault that they're committing.
	I don't agree with that at all.
	I don't agree with that at all.
	I think you absolutely have the right to restrain a woman who's attacking you.
	I'm sorry your wrists are bruised.
	You were trying to punch me in the nose.
	I was just trying to get you to stop throwing handles of vodka at me.
	I'm sorry you're slightly winded from my bear hug.
	You're trying to stab me in the neck repeatedly, good fellas.
	Sorry I shut the door hard.
	Meanwhile, she could be kicking him like Robert De Niro in Casino.
	Ping!
	Pow!
	Boom!
	I guess I'll just sit here and take it.
	Alright, here's something else while we're talking about this.
	And smash that like button if you're watching on YouTube.
	That helps, again, with the algorithm.
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	No, we have to.
	Comment below.
	And if you want it, you have to let us know.
	Otherwise, we're not going to do it.
	We have to.
	He has some pretty good insight into this.
	We're contractually obligated.
	So, here's something else.
	Another story that we need to hit.
	There is a college.
	I'm trying to think of how to frame this, because I don't want this to be crass, but this is reality.
	Just keep in mind that there's a difference between engaging in depravity and showing you what's taking place.
	And don't worry, we're not going to show you anything pornographic.
	No, no, no.
	Westminster College in Salt Lake City, which surprised me.
	That surprises me as well.
	Mormons and porn don't usually go together.
	No, I'm surprised there's still a thing.
	Have you seen Mormon pornography?
	It's very boring.
	Is this the dog show?
	What are you doing?
	No, that's John O'Hurley.
	His pornography is also bordering on unwatchable.
	Well, I tell you, I'm very much enjoying this penetration.
	Yes.
	My favorite so far.
	Yes.
	As I wear my sombrero urban hat.
	Sound class.
	Salt Lake City, Utah.
	Westminster College.
	They're now offering a course in watching pornography.
	Here you go.
	According to that class description online, it says that they will watch porn together to talk about the sexualization from race to also gender and class, which has drawn in some curiosity and some criticism.
	Students pursue higher education to learn.
	I really don't think that it's that big of a deal.
	But this class at Westminster with a giraffe's name, Porn, has drawn in the question of whether this is appropriate in higher education.
	I feel like a lot of my friends are super sex positive and we talk about this stuff all the time.
	First, zero people are surprised that that guy answered that way.
	Yeah.
	Second, every boy in that class is just looking around at the women's reactions like, are they even into this?
	Yeah, you like this?
	I love her response.
	My friends are sex positive.
	What does that even mean?
	So the best grade you can get is two D's?
	Yes.
	This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
	I also don't know how bra sizes work because there are numbers and then there are also letters.
	Yeah.
	I don't fully understand it.
	Don't get derailed on that.
	It's very easy to get derailed.
	If one has to get derailed.
	By the way, do they need to offer a class on this in college?
	Well, they said hardcore pornography is as American as apple pie.
	No, it's not.
	It's more as German as strudel.
	They're kind of at the cutting edge.
	I didn't realize that in college I had been doing so much homework.
	And more popular than Sunday Night Football.
	In the course, students will watch pornographic films together and discuss the sexualization of race, class, and gender.
	Here's the thing.
	Look, I'm anti-pornography, just to be clear.
	And people can be anti-pornography and still feel the pull of pornography and have struggled with it.
	Every single man in 2022 has had an issue with pornography in one fashion or another if you've ever used a web browser, okay?
	And there are resources.
	We had a great guest on, Your Brain on Porn.
	So I just want to be clear about that.
	That being said, Race, class, gender in pornography.
	You can't cheat the penis, okay?
	It's a veritable beauty weatherstick.
	The only case to be made is that people of certain races are being sexualized because certain men want to have sex with them.
	Gender, because people like watching typically members of the opposites, sex, gender, interchangeable, have sex.
	Class, I don't know.
	I haven't seen many pornography films where they come out with their pay stub.
	Well, it's there.
	Well, chances are if you're, I already assume if you're in porn, you're not doing well.
	Well, I bet I mean as far as it being projected.
	I mean, I guess if they mean, you know, for example, one always takes advantage of the pizza boy, he's probably earning minimum wage.
	But he works for tips!
	We had Pretty Woman, you know, the class structure.
	I don't feel the... No, but same kind of thing.
	I don't feel the sticky girl looking into the camera saying the name of the company is doing well.
	Yeah, oh, I'm really glad that I just had sex with all those people.
	Here are some stock tips.
	Have you heard of Ethereum?
	No, this doesn't happen.
	The point is, it's a stupid class.
	It's a stupid class.
	There's a dumb professor.
	It's a silly school for doing it, but between yesterday afternoon and this morning, the school actually removed the exec.
	Uh, course offering from the website.
	So, this is the good news.
	This is, now this happened in a college, but these types of things also happen in high school, thanks to people like Libs of TikTok.
	Thanks to you sending your tips to tipsatalotofscratter.com, where you guys send us tips and teachers are then, uh, showcased.
	And parents get involved, right?
	Where people say, this is absurd.
	So you can make a difference.
	This one happened really quickly.
	And just to clarify, I do not believe that hardcore pornography is a legitimate course to study.
	Also, I don't know if some people will disagree with me, they'll say, sex work is real work.
	No, it's not.
	YouTube, we're about to go to Thursday Mug Club chat.
	My favorite day.

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