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Hope you enjoyed yesterday's infiltration of Phat Studies.
That's an actual program and major at our higher institutions.
And hey, look, now I'm peer-reviewed!
Oh, nice!
And I'll be reviewing other peers.
This is a terrible world.
That's one thing that we haven't told you.
I have been repeatedly asked by other rotund professors to review their research.
No, it's not a real thing.
It was a goof!
So, we'll probably have some more coming on that soon.
We'll have some other change my mind on the topic.
But, boy, it's a lovely day.
A lot going on here in the news.
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Yes. No, you cannot. But my question to you is, okay, first question.
Did you ever really doubt the Hunter Biden laptop story?
It should be a short answer.
You know what, and since I know that's a yes or no, I want you to answer with degrees of certainty.
Give me a scale from one being least certain to ten being how everybody actually felt.
How many were there?
Well, we'll get into that too.
Smartest man former Vice President Biden knows!
So we'll be talking about that and also the refugee crisis here today.
This is something you've been hearing a lot in the media that, hey, we're treating Ukrainian refugees differently because they're white.
It's the exact opposite.
We bring in far more non-white refugees.
That's been happening for years.
And by the way, the United States has not put in that many.
I am well, sir.
You looked fantastic as a woman yesterday, if I do say so myself.
I wasn't going for fantastic.
I was going for fat, unkempt, and peer-reviewed.
Fantastic.
They're going to do it anyway.
But you know this.
Gerald A. is here.
How are you, sir?
I am well, sir.
You looked fantastic as a woman yesterday, if I do say so myself.
I wasn't going for fantastic.
I was going for fat, unkempt, and peer-reviewed.
Fantastic.
I'm sorry.
Well, you're too kind.
How are you doing other than that?
Well, you know, it's going to take a while to earn back self-respect.
Degrees of self-respect.
Just stay there for a minute.
You guys can rate how much self-respect do you think I have.
Degrees.
One being, well, zero to ten.
I think I fall somewhere in a four.
Okay, alright.
You know what I mean?
So by tomorrow, like a three.
Right.
Yeah, okay, cool.
Which means like in the realm of stand-up, in the realm of comedian, I'm like a seven.
Well, that's true.
But in the realm of normal people, four, I'm probably a four.
Speaking of brilliant comedians, fastest man on his feet, you know him, you can find him on Twitter, at Landau Dave.
Dave Landau!
Ahoy!
How are you?
Good, you grow a beard fast.
I do.
It was like a day.
Yeah.
He's like a chia pet, just add water.
That's impressive.
Well, the actual seminar we'd been sitting on for a very long time.
Oh.
Because we wanted to see what else they did, but it turns out they don't do much, the FETS.
Nothing.
FETS studies professors.
No, it's very slow.
It's almost like a movie magic.
Yes.
It's almost like a reptile exhibit.
You know, you put a heat lamp on them and they're like, oh, Jesus!
It's very sedentary physically and mentally.
Which we'll get to in a couple minutes.
Is there an odor?
When I'm- No, when you were there.
How would you describe it?
Well, it wasn't- it was by Zoom, so you didn't scratch it.
Until they invent smell-o-vision.
That's true.
Yeah.
The schnozberries smell like schnozberries.
The fat pride activists smell like cheese.
Probably accurate.
Bacterial yeast cultures!
You can use them to make kefir!
No!
That's disgusting.
It doesn't exist in a microcosm.
Just like we'll be talking about lawyers, these scenarios right now.
We're talking about a Supreme Court Justice.
These people right now who are today's fat studies professors.
The students are going to be building your planes.
The students are going to be teaching your children.
Today, when you have lawyers like at Georgetown, right, who are upset over the Supreme Court.
Actually, I should say upset over the fact that their professor did not support the Supreme Court nominees solely based on the premise of race.
They needed a place to go and cry.
These are the people who are going to be on your future Supreme Courts.
These are the people who are going to be your public defenders.
Think about that for a second, and it is terrifying.
Imagine a world where kids who are going to these colleges are building your roads, building your planes, and then when one goes down and there's a lawsuit, no one can handle anything.
They need a safe place to cry.
They need a safe place.
A safe place to mourn the survivors.
So did I. Something that wasn't going to crash.
Imagine if pilot school was like this for Sully.
He would still be pulling bodies out of the Hudson.
Oh, by far.
There'd only be eight people allowed on the plane.
Right.
Well, that's also with the fat studies, yeah.
True.
I always get the first class ticket.
Taxman takes his share, doesn't he?
Okay, so before we move on to any of that, there's, look, Nancy Pelosi is... I always thought that Nancy Pelosi was relatively sharp.
I used to say this.
Two people I've ever referred to as evil.
Two people I've ever referred to as evil, Nancy Pelosi and Governor Whitmer.
Those are the only two people who have said, I genuinely think they would, you know, they would chop up their spouse's body to sell the body parts to China for medical experiments.
I don't just think they're politicians, I think they're people with a lack of empathy.
That being said, I thought that Nancy Pelosi was relatively sharp.
I thought she meant sharp like bony.
That too.
Yeah.
Pointy.
Pointy person.
No 9 to 5s now, Nancy Pelosi.
It's not allowed under the Unified Rules.
But I was wrong.
We're sending stuff over to the Senate.
completely incron...incron...no I'm...incomprehensible.
This just surfaced, but here's from a press conference just a couple of weeks ago.
We're sending stuff over to the Senate.
Well, most of the product that we've done is...except now we may have added in the last
day or so.
And some of what we added is Senate to the bill.
Hearing.
Bernie doesn't like hearing.
Excuse me.
Bernie loves hearing.
He would love to hear.
He can't.
So somebody sent it, and then we had the family medical need.
We figured if they're putting things in, then we can put something in.
Even if Manchin doesn't like it.
So we are getting some...
Bird and Privilege.
I think most of you are getting Privilege Scrub.
Because Privilege Strike is devilish to a bill.
Birdable is important.
You have to take it out.
But Privilege Violation can take you out.
Bird.
Bone.
Scrub.
Follow-up.
What?
I'm usually able to make sense.
Like, that's a word scrub.
No, clearly she had chloroform for breakfast.
She chloroforms herself like Michael Caine in the Cider House Rules.
Ladies and gentlemen, that's the Speaker of the House.
Yes, the speaker of the house!
That was when you mixed cocaine and GHB.
Yes, only to be outdone by the sitting former vice president.
What?
Speak- Speaker!
It's in the name.
All you're really supposed to do is speak, and you don't even have to be, you know, Mrs. Eloquent.
You just have to not be functionally retarded.
No, Mad Libs are way more coherent than anything she just said.
Boy, do you remember when Ron Paul had a stroke live on a livestream?
We were all concerned.
He made more sense in the stroke moment.
For crying out loud, Frankie Muniz, when he had his 19 mini-strokes in his NASCAR, I was still talking to the helmet like nothing happened.
Can we get Mini-Stroke Munez to be Speaker of the House?
Is there a Byrd Senate?
You know what I want to see?
I want to see somebody signing that.
I know somebody had to be there to sign.
I want to see the sign.
What the fuck?
Just Robert Byrd's corpse.
You rang?
Don't say the word, Robert Byrd!
You already said it many, many times.
I get it.
You were in the Klan.
You love the N-word.
Just stop.
So bad.
Did anyone understand this?
No.
No, uh-uh.
Person who comments below and gives the most accurate, accurate translation of that will win a lock of Gerald's hair.
We can't keep giving that away?
It's precious.
Body hair.
Oh, there's plenty of that.
Oh, there's a lot.
Yeah, there's a lot.
Really gross.
We're crying out loud.
I mean, ugh.
Yeah.
It's like you're... I thought I had friends here.
It's like you're wearing... Like you're wearing wolf-fucking-traps.
Mm-hmm.
I don't know about Sam Elliott, he was so upset.
He's like, you got one homoerotic gentleman in leather chaps, one in woolly f***ing chaps.
He really hates the woolly chaps.
He does.
He really does.
They have to be functional, he doesn't want them.
Woolly chaps are a little much.
They don't really make much sense.
Speaking of not making sense, this is when it's bad, is you want to go in and defend your own, right, Americans.
He was like, we can make fun of her, but you don't want the rest of the world to make fun of her.
It's like protecting your little brother.
But even Australian News commentators.
This is Sky News, by the way, which isn't necessarily a bastion of conservatism.
I know they're leaning a little more right now, not when I used to do it.
The rest of the world is laughing at you.
Look what they said about the previous administration.
They said that Trump was horrible and that he was crazy and that he was racist and that he was a terrible leader and he said all of these awful things and they peddled just complete fake news and fake stories about him.
They promised that they would do better and they would be the adults in the room and everything would be just normal and lovely when they got into power and now they've got into power and rather than improving on Trump you've got A president who is completely off with the pixies.
You've got a vice president who the very best thing about her is that she can do a bad French accent.
And given that clip of Nancy Pelosi, you have a Speaker of the House who apparently doesn't know her Arthur from her Martha.
I like the whole 50s look that she has going on.
I do!
It's sort of rockabilly, but without all the tattoos and meth.
Yeah, it's true.
Yeah, I do.
I think it's a good look.
I think it's a good look, and I didn't really hear what she was saying, but I assume it was pretty bad.
By the way, if you hear me saying no, it's because Joe Louis is in the studio, and he's not supposed to be chewing his paw right now, and he's chewing it, so... It's because I was licking myself.
Yes!
Well, so is Gerald.
He was getting ready for the body shaver because one of you is going to be getting his luscious locks.
You're not.
Not at all.
It's not happening.
He uses argon oil on his... No, no.
No, I don't.
He does candle wax and then rips it off.
Okay, we'll move on to this, because we're going to be talking about media corruption here with the Biden laptop story and Ukrainian refugee issue.
It's just, look, if you want to know public enemy number one, it's not only traditional media, it's traditional media and, of course, big tech.
And they are one and the same now because of the advertising dollars.
unfortunately now they're in an unholy relationship with the lady you just saw.
Not attractive 50s Australian, I mean Nancy Pelosi and the White House.
So Babylon Bee for people who don't, you know, they're a satire website.
Satire, yeah.
Like a right-leaning onion and funnier. Onion used to be great, onion pretty tough now
to read, but they were suspended from Twitter. A satire site.
Really?
And here's what's so confusing about this, because it's not really satire, but it technically is satire, and wherever you line up on this, either way, according to Twitter, it's hate speech.
So, their tweet read, The Babylon Bee's Man of the Year is Rachel Levine.
And that violated Twitter's hateful conduct.
Oh.
Rule.
Which is, look, USA Today, this is the one thing too, we all know these titles don't we?
USA Today's, you know, their Women of the Year used to be a figurative dick measuring contest and now it is a literal dick measuring contest.
It is.
I'm just glad that white men are getting all of women's awards.
Yes, yes.
Because white men have had it hard for too long.
And swimming titles.
And swimming titles.
I think it's important.
That Leah Thomas swam her balls off.
It's important.
And it takes balls to be the Woman of the Year, guys.
I am surprised that that dick didn't slow her down.
Well, you know, there's shrinkage in those pools.
Doesn't create drag.
I was in the pool!
Just tucked it like Buffalo Bill.
Is it like a rudder?
That was Leah Thomas' warm-up before it was going, I want me!
Put the swimsuit in the basket!
Time to be a champion.
I would watch you lap.
I would watch you lap.
And you can, by the way, the thing is too, when Leah Thomas... Yeah, it's easy when you don't have breasts.
Yes, when Leah Thomas... They're buoyant!
They're buoyant devices!
It's like the seat cushion on an airplane, only, you know, more fun.
The thing is, with Leah Thomas, the coach, I don't know if you could hear, the coach was yelling, you know, they always encourage you, the coach was yelling, slow down!
Because the preliminaries just lapped them.
We know that this guy, man, by the way, I'm not saying male, female, and that's another thing.
People talk about the term sex versus gender.
Rachel Levine was referred to as female four-star admiral by this administration.
Female is a biological term.
Look, it's not about Gender versus sex.
I've always been telling you that.
Gender was a grammatical term.
They just wanted to just get their foot in the door.
And now, guess what?
Well, look, if it's about gender versus sex, okay.
So you're gender, social, right?
Sociological.
Okay, you identify as a woman.
Right.
But sports are separated by biology.
So even if you want to argue women of the year with USA Today, you can't argue the NCAA swimming titles.
My point is, they're just going to keep on going down the trail to the point where you can't forbid your six-year-old son from puberty blockers, unless they take your child away from you.
It was never about taking a dump in a Target with a fake mustache.
So really, if Chris Brown had just put a bow in his hair, he'd just be an excellent boxer.
He just needed the Minnie Mouse dress.
Everybody would have been clapping for his bravery.
Yes.
Yes.
What did she say to you?
Yeah, exactly.
To set you off like that?
Exactly.
Ma'am.
Rihanna.
Well, she wouldn't stop complaining about the umbrellas.
Yeah, where was it?
Ella, Ella, Ella.
I get it, I get it, I get it!
I'll find it!
Eh, eh, eh, ah!
Start swinging.
Give me a minute!
You blame him?
Yeah, I can't blame him.
I thought my alarm clock was broken when that was playing.
I was like, Ella!
Ella!
Ella!
Ay!
Please don't stop that!
Please don't stop that!
Son of a bitch!
What time were we removed?
All right.
Does it work on TikTok?
Apparently it does on YouTube.
Well, now let's move on.
Oh, I feel like Price is right.
Like, we go from the Bahamas to the Maldives!
So right now, let's move on down to, well, we'll move up to Georgetown University.
So you guys know the Senate confirmation hearings for Biden's Supreme Court pick.
I want to make sure I get this name right.
Kentonji Brown-Jackson.
They began yesterday.
So everyone's been talking about that.
And this is really important because Clarence Thomas is in the hospital right now.
And they say he's going to be out in two days.
I just hope it's not we swap a black person for another black person, like the Fresh Prince mom.
Yes.
And they just hope that we don't notice.
That was really weird.
Yes.
You're like, she's not even the same color.
No, it's not.
She wasn't.
If they went into Sephora, they wouldn't be in the same aisle.
I never saw.
Oh!
Fresh Prince!
They changed the mom!
I've never heard about that!
Yeah, because he's colorblind.
You didn't notice that a dark black woman went to a very light-skinned woman who looked nothing like the other woman?
Yeah, I never watched the show that often until later and I never saw... just now I'm having that revelation.
Just to be clear, I don't mean this in a figurative sense, Gerald is actually colorblind.
I am partially.
Yeah, that's true.
That's why he doesn't see shades of black.
Yeah, I don't think there's a human on the planet that's black colorblind.
So, this is a big deal.
This guy totally does not understand racism.
He's like, no, I really don't get it.
I don't get it.
I don't understand.
Everybody's white to me.
It's weird.
It's like the pirates where they give them the black dot.
Like, you've been marked.
What is this?
I don't see anything.
It's the black dot.
It's just a sheet of paper.
It's your mark for death.
It's the black dot.
It's just a sheet.
There's no dot.
Everything is just clear.
Alright, give me your red dot.
Can't see that either.
Just keelhaul.
I'm red-green.
We don't need all the theatrics.
So, uh, the Supreme Court hearings are starting.
But, uh, last month, uh, Georgetown... This is a story that happened last month.
Georgetown professor, uh, Ilya Shapiro was put on administrative leave.
Specifically for criticizing Biden's, now to be clear, saying that Biden shouldn't be picking, former Vice President Biden, shouldn't be picking a Supreme Court nominee based on race and sex.
I don't know if it's sex or gender.
I think sex.
Whatever.
Ish.
Yes, please.
So sex, gender, race.
So this professor at Georgetown Right?
Highly prestigious.
It's a very prestigious school.
I don't even know about this much.
Yeah, yeah.
Great law school.
Great law school.
I mean, they all have the same textbooks, let's be honest.
Great-ish, I mean.
It's just, you know, you clerk because you have your name next to a school on your degree.
I don't know how much better these schools are than other schools, honestly.
It's good enough.
I know a guy from Harvard Law who's the dumbest human being I've ever met in my life.
Then I know someone who's brilliant.
Yeah.
So, this professor, Georgetown, put on administrative leave for criticizing Biden, making that a priority, the racial preference with the nominee, and then specifically, some of the students were really upset about some tweets.
Let me read you the tweets.
This is from the professor.
Shri... Shri... Shrini... Okay, I want to make sure I get this name.
He wrote, objectively, best pick for Biden is Shri Shrinivasan.
Shri Shrinivasan, I think, is the term he said.
But, alas, doesn't fit into the latest intersectionality hierarchy, so we'll get lesser black women.
Then he also wrote, because Biden said he's only considering black women for Supreme Court, his nominee will always have an asterisk attached, fitting that the court takes up affirmative action next term.
Wow.
Now, at the very end of that first quote, we'll always get a lesser, or we'll get a lesser, like, I mean, his point is true, that's the lesser candidate, right?
But it sounds, I can see how it sounds a little bad.
Well, here's the thing, the students lost their minds.
Oh, it's not lost your mind territory, it's just like... They lost their minds.
And by the way, he's right about always having an asterisk next to it.
If you go back to a change my mind that I did at UT Austin, and I said that affirmative action is racist, this one girl, it's one of the most heartbreaking change my minds I've ever done.
She sat down, she was black, and she said, well, you know, for me, I think that I needed it, you know, what about people like me?
And I said, well, what about a person like you?
She said, well, I'm here at UT.
And I said, and you don't think you would have made it here to UT in Austin?
You don't think you would have made it in if not for affirmative action?
She said, well, I don't know.
I said, well, what were your grades like?
And she was top of her class.
I said, what were your extracurriculars like?
And she had a ton of extracurriculars.
She wrote a great paper.
I said, what are your grades like here at UT?
And she was straight A student.
I said, this is really sad.
So I said I look at you, and I hear what you're telling me, and I think that you're a perfect student.
I think you should be able to punch your ticket and go to any university you want to, and I don't think that it should have anything to do with your race.
It's sad to me.
Do you think that the only reason you're here at UT is because of your race?
And she said, I'd like to think not.
I said, well, I'm telling you it's not.
And that's my problem with affirmative action.
And then she agreed.
That was sad to me.
You robbed someone of that feeling of self-accomplishment.
So a student then partaking in a sit-in, they actually asked the administration for a place to go and cry.
Now, I know, here's the thing.
You're used to hearing this from like gender studies students, right, or feminists, because we expect them all to be weak.
These are your future lawyers, judges, clerks.
There's no crying in law school!
There's no crying in law school!
Come on!
Come on, guys!
So, they asked, is there an office that they could go to?
They said, I don't know what it would look like, but if they want to cry, if they need to break down, where can they go?
Because we're at a point where students are coming out of class to go to the bathroom to cry.
What?
Law students have to leave class.
Crying in the boardroom.
Yes, yes.
By the way, I don't know if you know this, Professor Shapiro suggested another, another female minority!
Yes, I, that, wait, I'm sorry, you're saying that name was, uh... Suggested another, yeah, Shrevevian?
Whatever the hell it is, I can't even pronounce it!
That wasn't like a white Anglo-Saxon last name?
I can't write, I can't read Sanskrit.
I mean, why, why is there preference for a black woman to be the next Supreme Court Justice?
This is a totally legitimate...
Not only grievance, but a discussion for a professor to have.
Hey, look, do we really want to be picking... So it went from... This is why I say it's not about gender versus sex.
In this case, affirmative action wasn't about giving people a fair shake to correct historical injustices.
Where does it go?
Well, we have affirmative action.
And now it's, wait, hold on a second.
We don't even want a professor to be able to say that a judge to the highest court in the land should not be picked exclusively based on race and gender.
That is not even an opinion that's allowed.
We need a room to go cry and break down.
These are going to be the people running your country.
Yes, to the future court-appointed attorneys.
Yes!
Crying in the bathroom.
How are you gonna do anything?
Anything in life at all?
Yeah.
I mean pay a bill.
Anything at all in life if you have to cry during here if you hear something you don't like?
Well this is the way this is what universities have become is just eliminate voices you don't like.
Don't send your kids to school ever.
Well in safe spaces.
I was at Notre Dame and I was in one of the common areas and there was a room that said safe space for students of color and I was like... Why?
When?
At Notre Dame?
At Notre Dame!
When you went there?
No, no, no.
When I went back last year.
Notre Dame, there's probably like four people in that room.
Yeah, I was gonna say.
It's where you go to buy drugs.
That was actually three people.
Is it an Irish guy?
Right, yeah.
I don't understand the concept of running to your group to be able to say what you need to say.
I thought the whole purpose was to have conversations with other people.
That's what diversity does, is it gives you perspective.
And if you only go and have perspective with people like you, you get rid of diversity.
Well, here's the thing.
Now it's not only about eliminating diversity among the student body, but also the professors.
Of course.
Which is why you see some schools where some schools have not won.
Conservative professor.
You can go back through all references available at loudmouthcutter.com, by the way.
You can go back through some previous show maps.
It is unbelievable.
Nowhere else in the population do you see this imbalance of left versus right.
You see it in Hollywood, you see it in media, and you see it in education.
That's about it. It really should be hard for a man to cry.
I'm sorry. Yes. Like it just is a natural thing.
I'm not like it's not really like they act like it's beat into you. It's not. No it's not. You
know you have to bury your bulldog. You cry. You lose a relative. You cry. You get kicked in the
nuts for the first time. Maybe you cry. You cry later though.
Even when you lose like your dad, it's five years later and you're watching Home Improvement, I know from experience.
Yes, exactly.
It's just like, it's not that easy.
You shouldn't just bawl your eyes out because you heard something you didn't like.
No, it doesn't make any sense.
It makes zero sense.
No, and this is the thing, they say it's toxic masculinity, right, that's being conditioned into young men.
It's not true.
This is an active form of conditioning, where they want to tell young men, do you want to cry?
Cry.
Do you need a room?
We'll give you a room to cry.
You should cry.
It's actually not a great thing to cry.
There's nothing wrong with men crying when appropriate, but encouraging men to cry where they wouldn't otherwise cry, and it's incredibly inappropriate, is definitely not good for our society.
Well listen, Brendan Fraser in Bedazzled wouldn't cry at that tweet.
Does anybody get the reference?
I do get the reference, but I'm just sad that you brought it up.
I did, I did have showtime when I was a kid and I was too hungover to find the remote.
You want to reference Constantine next?
How about Courage Mountain with Charlie Sheen?
You got some good Jake Speed references for us?
Hudson Hawk on your schedule for today?
Actually, that was pretty good.
That is a movie I watched too many times.
Why did they play that on a loop?
Well, you played it on a loop.
You were too high to hit stop.
It was prison, Dave.
Well, yeah.
HBO 2 came out and they were like, I think we can just do Hudson Hawk for a while.
Yes!
That's worth a second.
It's more of a palate cleanse.
This really is, though, it's a terrifying time to be alive in this country, to know that we are going into unprecedented territory.
Everyone all, ah, these kids, that's not music, you know, because the Beatles said they wanted to hold your hand.
Okay, I get it.
All right, fine.
This is a little bit different, though, when we are talking about a new generation of people who don't believe that men and women are a thing.
Who don't believe that there are differences between men and women.
Who don't believe that there's an appropriate time.
Who've actually been taught that the idea of pulling yourself up by your bootstraps is an archaic ideology.
It's one that's actually insulting.
It's toxic masculinity.
That they shouldn't have to live their life hearing any opinions with which they disagree.
And these are the people who are also, by the way, being proclaimed intellectuals because they happen to be the only ones able to tolerate, pardon me, the bullshit in higher education.
You're going to see a divide where intelligent people, people with common sense, people with likely higher IQs are not going to want to go to Ivy League universities.
They're not going to want to go to public universities.
They're not going to want to have to deal with it.
And that's why they want to make a college degree, the new high school degree, where everyone has to have one to be employed.
You shouldn't need it.
You should be good at your job.
I really just want us to go to performance-based pay across the board.
That's the only way we pull ourselves out of this rut, is the market slaps some reality into these kids.
Because if you show up as some gender-bending, blue-haired feminist who doesn't like to hear that your boss says, that's not the way you clean the cappuccino machine, they're going to drown you in it.
They should.
Pretty much, right?
Yeah, or back to, like, you know, white people.
Right.
Well, you know, in the emerging markets right now, in countries that are coming up, nobody gets to say that.
You have to work hard.
We just have had so much success.
You're living off of the success of your parents right now.
That's it.
And it won't last very long until we have a real problem in this country.
I think people are living off the mediocrity of a lot of their parents.
Well, it's really the greatest generation.
It's your parents' parents right now.
Or the welfare.
It's all crap.
Everyone sucks.
I wish I had a better attitude, but I'm just black billed.
I can't see that coming.
By the way, stop taking the pills in my desk.
It's not what you think they are.
Enjoy the pretty colors.
Hey, lottothcreditor.com slash tour.
You can go see, we're adding shows all the time.
Me and Dave, we're going to be in Tulsa, Oklahoma.
There are some seats left, May 14th.
Tulsa, Oklahoma, May 14th.
And June 18th, we add another show at Pike's Peak.
Or sorry, Colorado Springs, Colorado.
It's at the Pike's Peak Center, but it's in Colorado Springs, June 18th.
We had to add a whole new show, so there are tickets there.
And just check lottothcreditor.com slash tour, because we're adding Dates all the time, and we don't mention all of them on the show.
And you won't have any Brendan Fraser jokes.
We will not.
Have you seen him lately?
You should.
Yeah, well, he was in that show where I assume that's why he had to gain weight because he looked like a balloon of Brendan Fraser.
He looks like Rodney Dangerfield.
Yeah, a little bit.
He should play Rodney Dangerfield in a movie.
Do me a favor and guess.
Guess one reason why a teenager would watch that movie.
What movie?
Oh, come on.
We all know the answer.
Bedazzled?
We all know the answer.
That's because Brendan Fraser's dimples are just... I can get lost in them.
Yes, that is true.
I could go swimming in those dimples.
You guys are giving me crap for watching a movie where basically it's Elizabeth Hurley.
Looks beautiful in any outfit they put her in because she's constantly changing into different characters.
Of course I'd watch that movie.
I'm not saying you should, I'm just saying that's why I did.
No, what you're saying, though, is you hope the devil looks like Elizabeth Hurley because you've sinned and you're going to meet him.
Well, that's actually probably how the devil's going to show up.
It's not going to be a creaky coffin.
It's going to be a secretary who looks like Elizabeth Hurley.
Well, then hail Satan.
Jeez!
You don't need to go see Elizabeth Hurley movies anymore.
She has an Instagram for crying out loud.
Oh, that's true.
You don't have to sit through bedazzled.
You don't have to sit through bedazzled.
We've come a long way.
Yeah, we really have.
You want to see Heather Graham?
Just follow her.
You don't need to freeze frame it on the boob that you see in all Heather Graham films.
It's like she has it in her rider.
Graham is in her name.
It's telling you not to watch her movies.
Go to Instagram.
Okay.
Insta-Heather Graham.
Now let's move on to Hunter Biden's laptop.
Alright, well look, I know this seems like remedial for some of you.
But it's not.
It shouldn't be.
Because you know the story's true.
I know the Hunter Biden laptop story is true because we had Mayor Giuliani on the show and he showed the laptop for the very first time on the show.
He's like, you mean this?
This laptop right here.
I'm like, that's the laptop?
He looked at a computer repair shop.
I have it right here.
I'm like, don't show that!
And then the next day he was raided by the Feds.
And they didn't take the laptop.
They didn't take the laptop.
They took everything else.
They took his humidor.
They took everything that wasn't child porn.
Yeah, right.
He's holding the laptop up, said, take this, please investigate.
They don't want to look at his laptop.
It's like staring into a mirror, isn't it?
FBI.
So the New York Times reported last Friday that, in fact, Hunter Biden's laptop The bad one.
The one that we know about.
There's three.
I'll get to that in a second.
That it was real.
Oh, a news that's fit to print!
Just a little too late.
Here's the thing.
It actually wasn't mentioned in the article at the New York Times until paragraph 24.
Oh, wow.
24.
It needs to be in the title and the entirety of the article.
We screwed up.
You trusted us.
It was real.
The end.
So that's below the fold, you're saying.
It's below the fold.
It would be after the mad folding, and that's the end of the magazine.
Oh, that's odd.
Do you think this would have affected the election, maybe, in any way?
I got some numbers for you, so put on your mouth guard.
Don't let them hit you in the teeth.
Here's what it says.
Paragraph 24.
Those emails were obtained by the New York Times from a cache of files that appear to have come from a laptop abandoned by Mr. Biden in a Delaware repair shop.
I know you guys are all saying, yeah, yeah, we know.
No, the point is, most of the country did not know.
You know!
Most of the country didn't know.
Certainly not the New York Times readers.
The email and others in the cache were authenticated by people familiar with them and with the investigation.
You mean you, at your cocktail party with the Bidens.
You finally said, hey, was there anything to that laptop with all the kiddie porn and crack?
Yeah, that was me.
I better do an addendum here.
OK, thanks.
Was it Hunter Bidens like everybody said it was?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So here's the thing.
Wow.
There are three laptops.
Right, so he left one at a repair shop, one was seized by the feds, so that's two, and then we just found out there's a third one that it may or may not have been stolen by Russian drug dealers because he was taping himself having sex with a Russian woman, who I'm sure was just into him personally.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Liked him for him.
And they were going to use, they may or may not be using it for blackmail.
So this is Hunter Biden going, uh, maybe I should get out ahead of this one.
This is his lawyers, I guarantee you, going, all right, look, Hunter.
Hunter, okay, you have this laptop.
All right.
New York Times just confirmed it.
There was the other laptop seized by the feds.
We are doing our best to defend you, big guy.
Is there anything else that you are not telling me?
No.
There's nothing else.
What was that?
What was that?
It seemed like a...
We know about House in Malibu and all the escorts.
Is there any more homemade porn than we already know about?
There's one more where I was using the webcam to film myself engaging in intercourse with a Russian prostitute and the Russian drug dealers may or may not be using it to blackmail me.
Okay, Hunter, this is information that would have been useful to me yesterday!
What is their new strategy to flood the market with Hunter Biden laptops?
It's like, oh, we hear a story about a laptop every week now.
Just desensitize them to Hunter Biden child pornography.
God, he's an idiot.
So remember, this was, of course, the media.
Actually, you know what?
Before this, before we play Clip B, can I play Clip 1?
Remember.
Former Vice President Joe Biden, and I want to sort of run through this with you.
You have the White House, you have the FBI, you have the media, you have big tech.
But first, let's go to former Vice President Joe Biden when he was asked about the Hunter Biden scandals.
And it gets better than the initial part of the clip.
As much as you don't want it to happen, you know that the people who want to make hay in Washington are going to try to use your adult son as a cudgel against you.
How do you feel about that, and what do you have to say to those people?
Well, look, uh... I have... We have great confidence in our son.
Why?
I'm not concerned about any accusations made against him.
It's used to get to me.
I think it's kind of foul play.
But look, it is what it is.
He's a grown man.
He is the smartest man I know.
I mean, in pure intellectual capacity.
And as long as he's good, we're good.
Well, he's not good.
As a father, I understand that, and I admire that.
Well, you shouldn't!
He's the smartest man you've known!
Three laptops!
How about you just give... How about he's smart enough to stop buying laptops?
Just install an app!
Find my cracktop!
He can at least get one or two... one of the three back!
Well look, in all fairness, Joe Biden has spent the last, you know, 700 years in politics, and there aren't that many bright people apparently in politics, so it is the smartest person he knows.
There are fewer bright people in politics than there are child pornographers.
There are fewer bright people in politics than there are child pornographers who lose three laptops.
Lose.
Well, usually when the FBI takes the laptop, they also take the guy who owns it.
Right.
Especially considering that he's the videographer.
He was the cinematographer.
He wasn't just engaging in sex with a minor, he was Fellini-ing it!
You're like, is that a Dutch angle?
Look at me!
The lighting is spectacular.
It absolutely is spectacular.
I felt like I was watching Chinatown.
That was amazing.
We're not worried about it.
We think it's foul play.
Do you understand the liability, first off, not only of this being his son?
And we act like he's a kid.
He's a grown-ass man.
He's a man with hair plugs.
His son.
I'm not talking about former Vice President Biden.
He's in his 50s.
And he was cutting business deals with his father internationally.
Do you have any idea the kind of leverage that they would have on him?
For crying out loud, people had Hoover by the balls because he dressed up like a woman every now and then.
He was making millions from a company that he was the CEO of while just living in Malibu doing crack.
Yes, and drywall.
Seriously, the best job ever.
This is gypsum.
We can make that into drugs.
So I want to rewind back in time because this would have been, and now you know, October surprises.
If Democrats drop them, it'll be everywhere.
If a true October surprise drops from conservatives, Republicans, big tech and media will just black it out.
And now you know, we don't need to talk about Russia meddling in an election.
We have big tech meddling.
You don't even need to talk about votes and absentee ballots.
I mean, people who, by the way, have been indicted for ballot tampering or pallets of votes showing up in Detroit at 3.30 a.m.
in red flyer wagons.
It's okay.
It's fine.
Before we get to any of that, burying a significant story which happened from the president, the entire government, our intelligence officials, the FBI, Oh, big tech?
That's enough to have changed this election.
That's all you need.
It's enough.
So, in case you've forgotten, you remember that media did not want to report on this story when it broke prior to the election, and of course tried to dismiss it as, what, something Russian disinformation, which was the actual lie.
For all we know, these emails are made up, or maybe some are real and others are fakes.
We don't know.
That's right, you don't.
But we do know that this is a classic example of the right-wing media machine.
A tip from Bannon and a hard drive dump from Rudy led a former producer for Sean Hannity's show to write a story for the New York Post that gets splashed on the front page that Rudy then used to trash the Bidens all over Fox, and they're doing it almost every hour of the day, and Trump has been hyping the drama for days on end, and this is how it goes on and on.
Now let's pull up Don Jr.' 's tweet from just a little while ago.
How, he says, how will the media attempt to sweep this one under the rug?
That is the meta-narrative.
That's the big story they're telling.
All about grievance, and bias, and victimhood.
And you think it's the biggest issue to campaign on?
I think it's one of the biggest scandals I've ever seen.
And you don't cover it.
You want to talk about... Well, because it can't be verified.
You want to talk about insignificant things.
I'm telling you.
I just didn't want to.
Excuse me.
They found a laptop.
Leslie.
Leslie.
Go to Rudy Giuliani's apartment!
That's right, they have it.
The family on the left, he's gone into hiding.
For five days he's gone into hiding.
He's preparing for your debate.
Oh, it's taken him five days to prepare.
And this is what they do, right?
Brian Stelzner.
They go, we just don't know.
No, you don't want to know.
It can't be verified.
You haven't even attempted to verify it.
Yeah.
You have not even attempted to verify it.
Just like with Project Veritas.
Just like when we here infiltrated Antifa and someone got arrested with the weapon that they handed to my producer that day!
They had no interest in verifying it whatsoever, nor did the FBI, who we later found out, one of the members of the FBI who we were working with as it related to infiltrating Antifa, part of the sting who plotted the Whitmer murder.
Yeah, we found that one out.
They were trying to honeypot us and it didn't work because it turns out there were just decent people here so they moved on down the trail.
My point is this, the media says we don't know.
Well, you can know.
We didn't verify.
How about you verify?
It's like when Ilhan Omar married her brother.
Like, well, we couldn't verify it, so it's not not true?
Okay, it's your job.
Verify it!
Right.
And Brian Stelter there, you could very, very clearly see all he was doing.
All he was doing was carrying water for the Biden administration, or the previous guy trying to get elected to become the administration.
He was basically just carrying water for the guy.
And it was so obvious to us at the time, if you want to cover that story and you don't know that it's real, you can say, big if true, something along those lines and say, this is breaking, we cannot confirm it yet.
Yes.
for a very very long time on Russia and this is big if true.
Yes.
Turns out it wasn't true which is what brings us to the next point. Are institutions, they
want to claim that we're sowing distrust?
Well I'm not sowing distrust so much as I am... You shouldn't trust them! 50 former
intelligence officials signed a letter calling the emails.
Yeah. Right?
Calling some of the information on these laptops, Russian disinformation, which we know is verifiably false.
As you now know, I'm not saying it, the New York Times is saying it.
So they had to sign a petition to change a narrative?
Yes.
Pretty much.
Wow.
They say, we're intelligence officials, so you know you can trust us.
Well now that, I'm not saying this, the New York Times is saying that obviously the story is confirmed, so those officials, are they going to be brought up on charges?
Somebody should.
Is anyone going to face any... First off, they should face charges for election meddling.
They should face charges for at least being... I don't know if you can be an accessory, but anyone who didn't verify or had access to this laptop, child pornography!
Just to be clear, I don't think there's a charge for incestuous pornography, but there should be, because it's gross, and if you do that, Ilan Omar loses office.
My point here is...
This has been going on for a long time and they don't... So, what happened before the election?
Right before the election, Facebook limited the spread of the New York Post story.
Okay, you know that.
Twitter flat-out locked the New York Post out of its account.
They banned the post and they blocked users from sharing the article.
So, this is the only takeaway that you need.
It's enough for an unfair... freest and safest election in history.
Best, yes.
There were polls going around.
That if people had known about this story, if people had known about this scandal, there was a poll that showed 9.4% of swing state voters would have changed their votes.
9.4% doesn't sound like a lot, but in swing states, that's enough!
That means that Trump, Donald Trump, would have won Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin, Georgia, Arizona, Nevada!
Would have been a wipeout!
And think about this for a second, the consequences of, again, let's set up, we're gonna have the Allies and the Axis.
The Axis, okay, who do we have?
We have former Vice President Biden and his screw-up son.
We have Nancy Pelosi, we have everyone in the DNC, okay, so hold DNC, let's put them there.
Then we have the media, legacy media, ABC, CNN, CBS, MSNBC, all of them.
Everyone not named Fox News.
All of print, outside of New York Post.
Then who else we have?
We have the FBI, we have intelligence officials, FBI, CIA, DOJ.
Then who else do we have?
We have the most powerful companies that have ever existed in Google, YouTube, Facebook, Twitter.
All of them decided, you're not going to know about this story because we can't verify it.
No one in this chain of command said, hey, you know what?
Let's verify this is true because we are on laptop number three.
So rather than Russian meddling, which is what the intelligence officials tried to sell you, we now know that if this had not been throttled by big tech and their lackeys in media and government, we would not only have President Trump.
Think about it.
What are the consequences?
We very likely wouldn't have sky-high inflation.
We very likely wouldn't have the Russia-Ukraine conflict.
We absolutely wouldn't have had the Afghanistan withdrawal.
And we likely would have had a bounce-back economy without you being perpetually locked down.
That's all because of tech media censorship, who, by the way, are being directed by this government.
You just saw Psaki calling for them.
All because of tech censorship of one key story.
That just changed the course of this country forever.
Think about that for a second.
The next time they're trying to tell you, oh, Flankernews and John Hannity, just shut up.
Just shut up.
Please.
For crying out loud.
Notice they always bitch about one network.
It's like, yeah, but what about all of the other ones?
Yeah.
You know how they never covered Twitter blocking it and then not letting them repost?
Not letting them keep that original post.
I'm sorry.
When they came back and said, you know, we actually made a mistake.
mistake are bad right? Are bad. Now they can't it's like well they can just
repost the article. What about the millions of people potentially that had
seen that? Certainly hundreds of thousands at the time that it got put out.
No many many many many millions. You don't get those views back.
Let alone how the algorithm favors it. You have to pause and then just say oops
we're sorry. Right. That's it. And then at that point by the way the media just
And Twitter had to ban it because it's not a true story.
And then months later, well, over a year later after the election, the New York Times is like, well, you know, actually, it turns out it was true.
Well, wait, hold on, hold on a second, because your paper should be burned to the ground if that's the case.
Somebody else should own it.
Well, the problem is they knew it was true at the time.
Of course.
That's what bothers me the most about it.
Yes.
And the lack of respect.
Yes.
Mostly.
Well, the sex.
Yes.
The sex that Hunter had with maybe or maybe not his niece.
Yes.
That hurt the most.
What hurts the second most is the lack of respect.
Not that it was particularly respectful of sex.
No, and the third was that they knew.
Yes, the third was that they knew.
The point is, as Oprah would say, it's multilayered.
It's like her book club.
She likes books that are multilayered because she gets to say multilayered.
By the way, really quickly, before we move on to the Ukrainian refugee crisis, we actually tried opening a crotter shop in a gentrified, quarter-black neighborhood, and it did not go well.
Will that be all?
No, actually, man, I was checking out that shirt, and I want to get one for myself.
Do you have one of those around here?
No.
It's available at CrowderShop.com.
It's this hateful, racist show I watch.
So you're racist?
I watch it ironically.
Everybody who watches the show is racist.
Everybody who is on the show is racist.
You're racist.
I'm racist.
And you don't have that here?
No.
At the store?
No, it's racist ironically store, CrowderShop.com.
CrowderShop.com!
Head over to the shop, support the fight, and buy some cool threads.
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Paj I'm a child.
I'm sorry, I didn't realize.
That hurts so much.
Well, it hurt that person so much.
Yeah, that's not me.
Yeah, that's your twin.
Yeah, it's my triplet.
It's your twin brother.
I just realized we're actually going over time and I have to go prepare.
I have a change my mind that will be coming out.
Hey, by the way, just so you know, hint for the change my mind that's going to be happening.
It's going to be at a, can I say it's going to be at a, it's going to be at a school.
A school.
A lot of times people don't realize 50% of the change my minds are just in a street corner.
Yeah.
UNT.
And then, uh, we're going to be- hey, I don't think that biological, uh, males should be allowed to compete in, uh, women's sports.
Really?
So I expect the reaction from many people to be this.
AAAAAAAH!
And I'll be like, hey, what do- AAAAAAAH!
It should be, uh...
Yep.
Yep.
It's going to be a lot of fun.
So we're over time.
I have to go get ready for this.
And the Ukrainian refugee crisis story is one that I want.
Just let me just give you a quick, let me give you a briefer on it.
We'll talk about it tomorrow.
The media wants you to think that, you know, we only care about refugees from Ukraine because they're white.
It's not true.
We accept more non-white refugees.
Poland, by the way, has accepted more Ukrainian refugees than any country in the world right now.
And they've been excoriated for not doing enough.
And the real issue here is that, of course, Americans want to support women and children who are fleeing a country at war, as opposed to military-aged men who are fleeing non-persecution because they're Muslim in the Middle East, and it's been going on since forever.
So we're going to talk about it tomorrow.
The point is this.
Don't let anyone make you think that you're racist if you look at Ukrainian refugees as less of a problem than, say, ISIS defectors.
Yeah.
That sounds right.
Well, we still have a whole segment.
We'll do it tomorrow.
I'm going to, we're going to go to Mug Club right now.
By the way, I didn't say smash that like button.
You need to.
You guys need to smash the like button, especially if you want, you know, smash the like button if you want more Change My Minds, because it's pretty tough for us to do now with security.
You know, I got that acid milkshake.
I looked like Katie Holmes for a bit.
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