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March 14, 2022 - Louder with Crowder

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SEXY SUMMER CAMP: YOUR KIDS are the Experiment! | Louder with Crowder

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	🎵 Music 🎵 We empty out all the money in the cash register.
	🎵 Music 🎵 And Mr. Duncan don't shave the head.
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	🎵 Music 🎵 And right now, Reg Brown taking the stage.
	Guaranteed at least second placement.
	Uh, but he's going to need to pull out all the stops to take out reigning champion Cora Blackheart tonight.
	Look at that flex, my friend.
	That move actually is called the Spirit of Detroit.
	Look at those muscles.
	You know what?
	Interesting that you say that.
	It sort of reminds me of the monument when you come into Detroit.
	Correct.
	Reggie Brown.
	Just that giant black fist.
	Yes.
	Yes, indeed.
	Welcome to the Midwest.
	Paris of the Midwest.
	Look at this.
	He really has impressed me today.
	Oh, but I tell you what, now the four-time reigning champion, Quarterback Garrett.
	Look at him coming out with the grace of a swan.
	Of course, his signature ranger panties available at Crowder Shop, which is what this is all about.
	But the way that he moves in them is that of a dancer.
	I tell you what, God ran out of charm when he put his mold in the oven there.
	Yes, he did.
	He used all of it.
	From what I understand, too, Quarterback was eating a sundae before.
	Hold on one moment.
	Here comes the... Oh, there it is!
	The double glute flex.
	That is going to be hard to beat.
	I'm gonna change these pants.
	He's a champion, but he is coming in tonight like a contender.
	Look at this.
	Gonna flex that thigh.
	Just did an awful job of applying that tanning lotion.
	Oh, the judges have decided!
	Yes!
	It is, well, quarter black Garrett, no surprise here.
	That will be his fifth Mr. Crowder Shop title.
	Reg Brown, being a good sport, but you can just see on his face that he has no clue as to how this happened.
	And I think that folks out there, of course, can get their own answers at CrowderShop.com.
	CrowderShop.com CrowderShop.com
	Well, all right then.
	Wow.
	That's the sound of—well, I guess that's the sound of Monday, because you've gone a few days without hearing that.
	By the way, someone just asked me this week, and they said, wait a second, wait a second.
	Is that son, Brian Stelter, in your intro?
	I said, it's like you don't know me at all!
	Where have you been?
	Of course it is!
	Have you seen the program?
	Because he is my sunshine.
	And there ain't gonna be any stelter when he's gone.
	Please, CNN, keep him.
	Forever.
	Forever.
	We have a lot to get to here today.
	Look, Russia, Ukraine is going on, but of course the big story coming out of there is this bombing happening near the border of Poland, so people are freaking out about it.
	I'm not.
	But the story that is more important is, hey, I don't know if you know this, Russia reaching out to China.
	Who could have possibly predicted that one?
	I am shocked.
	When everyone was praising the sanctions and everyone was saying this is great, we need
	to be tough on Russia and put in sanctions that punish the people and not the oligarchs
	themselves, we said, eh, you might be driving them into the arms of China and here we are.
	We'll talk about that, but more importantly than that, I want to talk about pedophiles
	targeting your children.
	This is something that I know you've probably all seen the Pete Buttigieg's husband having the kids pledge allegiance to the gay flag, which is weird.
	But there are also sexy time summer camps directly targeting children.
	And this is one of those things, remember?
	People used to say, Oh, hold on a second, now you're making the argument, whatever it was, could be gay marriage, could be trans, could be puberty blockers.
	You're making the argument that it's going to normalize pedophilia.
	Look behind you, there's a slippery slope.
	It's all the way back next to a nuclear reactor, just like the Beijing Olympics.
	Here we are, the most innocent among us.
	Another thing, I won't be here Thursday.
	Dave will be fill-in hosting because we have a big Change My Mind coming up next week.
	Yes!
	So I'll be out filming this.
	But, aside from that, if we don't let you know, and there is a show Thursday, it's Dave, but if we don't let you know that there's no show, What that means is we are still streaming live.
	Rumble.
	You can go there.
	Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.
	Eastern.
	Or, of course, we do a full other hour of programming at MudClubLightOathCreditor.com slash MudClubEveryday.
	That's the best place to watch it.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Gerald A., how are you?
	He's here with me.
	I am well.
	How are you, sir?
	I didn't know why I was so tired yesterday.
	I had no idea that the clocks got changed over.
	I would vote for Biden if he ended daylight savings time.
	I'm a one-issue voter.
	Yeah.
	Just, I'm done.
	One-issue voter.
	I guarantee you he doesn't know that the clocks are changed over.
	See, this is why- They probably didn't tell him so they could get some work done without him.
	Just Mr. President signing here.
	What?
	Daylight time and savings and stuff.
	That's good to save.
	What are we doing?
	Saving.
	What?
	Take a penny, leave a penny.
	Huh?
	And Dave is out sick today, Mr. Landau, but in his place is Pops Crowder.
	Dave calls him Crawdaddy.
	I don't call him Crawdaddy.
	How are you, sir?
	B-team, yeah.
	You know, nobody rants more about Daylight Savings Time than one Tim the Toolman Taylor.
	Furious.
	Tim the Toolman hates it?
	Hate it.
	Why?
	It's stupid.
	Because it messes your whole system up.
	I'll feel this for like two weeks.
	You've told yourself you'll feel it for two weeks.
	I don't think it's so much that, so much as the nitrous, the poppers that you're doing.
	And if you know this, immediate brain damage.
	And my question of the day, before we move on here, is are any of you buying the whole Putin is the reason for economic woes shtick?
	That we're hearing from Kamala Harris and Joe Biden.
	I mean, they're mad about it.
	They want you to know that the reason you're paying $4.09 at the pump is because of Putin.
	Because also the reason you're paying $4.09 for $4.09.
	That'd be a deal. Or fantastic, whichever cleaner you prefer. Pine saw. Pine saw, yeah, the smell.
	Before we move on to that, just spoiler alert, I'm not buying it. Ron DeSantis, I don't know if
	you know this, governor of Florida, he's now triggered a whole new slew of leftist hysteric,
	hystericists.
	Is that a word?
	I'm gonna make it a word.
	With a parental rights and education bill.
	And so now if you go on TikTok, you go on Instagram, you know, if you go into the belly of the beast, if you go into the nothing, you will see all of these, um... I can't use that word.
	You'll see all of these.
	All right, people, say it with me.
	Gay!
	Come on, you can do better than that.
	When I say gay, you say gay.
	Gay!
	You!
	No!
	Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay.
	I say gay.
	You say gay.
	We say gay all frickin' day.
	Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, Yeah, nothing to win people to your cause like being obnoxiously unfunny and gay.
	Andy with the pole.
	And not knowing how to end it.
	Yeah, there's no end to the sketch!
	I mean sketch, I use that term loosely.
	I was with him for a bit there, so I was like, okay, we got it, and end it.
	Went on for another four minutes.
	Yeah, went on for another four minutes, and just this gay person, I don't know if a guy, I have no idea.
	I don't either, yeah.
	Wanted you to hear him hit the high note, right?
	That's the thing with a lot of gay guys.
	They're like, look, a guy can do the Mariah Carey.
	Look, Mariah Carey can't do the Mariah Carey.
	Only Celine Dion can do the Mariah Carey.
	You ever heard her live sets?
	That's awesome.
	I don't know why the Mariah Carey thing is a thing, but this is predicated on the idea that don't say gay, right?
	It's not on the bill.
	It's not on the bill.
	So you're tilting at windmills, man.
	You have no idea.
	You're like, I'm going to say gay.
	But what are you protesting?
	They didn't say you can't say gay.
	No, they said basically we don't want to talk about sex to four to eight year olds.
	And why would you not want to do that?
	Well, we'll get to sexy summer camp in a bit.
	Yeah.
	How is that not pedophilia, by the way?
	Promoting sex education to four and five and six and seven and eight?
	Because they're not acting on it, it's just pedophilia yearning.
	It's pseudo-pedophilia.
	It's pedophilia.
	Thank you.
	Gay!
	Gay gay gay gay gay gay!
	Oh, right.
	Nothing like perpetuating the original stereotype.
	If I did that, you'd be like, that's homophobic.
	Not all gay people are like that.
	I'm not saying all gay people are like that.
	I'm saying you're like that, and it's disgusting.
	No.
	His little Ethel Merman line didn't do it for you?
	Yes, exactly.
	Gay gay gay went the trolley!
	It's a bit of an audition, really.
	Gosh.
	There's a share wall in that man's household somewhere.
	Okay.
	With yarn just tied all over.
	Yes, exactly.
	There's a Barbra Streisand hair puppet.
	So Nancy Pelosi, talking about this, she wants you to know something, because she doesn't know anything.
	So she wants you to know something, and she was given these talking points.
	And this is one of the, again, if you get nothing else from this program, it's learning how to think.
	Learning how to sort of, I guess, administer a sniff test.
	I've always said this.
	For example, if you look at sports, someone can maybe look like they're not on steroids and be on steroids, but if someone looks like they're on steroids, they're probably on steroids.
	Right?
	So that's the eyeball test.
	A friend of mine talks about that.
	It's very rare that you think someone is on steroids and they're not.
	It's very rare if someone says something that appears to be nonsensical and it actually makes sense.
	Because she wants you to believe that the government's record spending, the government's record printing, which historically has had a direct effect on inflation, always, she wants you to believe that government spending will not increase the debt and is actually helping the economy and also the economy is bad because, of course, Putin.
	So when we're having this discussion, it's important to dispel some of those who say, well, it's the government spending.
	No, it isn't.
	The government spending is doing the exact reverse, reducing the national debt.
	It is not inflationary.
	B, we don't want to increase the jobs, which we're very proud of as president.
	breaking records, his historic numbers of jobs created in the first year of his
	turning office and a lot of it comes to the receipt of the American Recovery Act.
	But yeah, we're paying very close attention to it, but this sucks. It's pooping me
	because of global inflation for reasons beyond gas and price.
	Global inflation is something that we have to deal with globally, but we don't have a
	response to it.
	She's selling it.
	It just makes common sense.
	First off, I wish, again, rules for thee, but not for me.
	You imagine dealing with your credit card company that way?
	Right, yeah.
	Hey, we're calling from Diners Club.
	You've overspent.
	You're above your limit.
	I thought that if I spent more, the debt, I was under the impression that it went away.
	Really, that sounds like a global problem that we need to deal with.
	Is that why you bought a $90,000 Hyundai?
	Well, they're all $90,000 now because the economy's rip-roaring!
	Steny Hoyer looked very confused.
	Yes.
	Very confused.
	I'll make you stand back here.
	I love her hand signals.
	She's all over the place with this.
	We don't want to... You can't mock the Parkinson's.
	That's a Parkinson's shake.
	That's not... Don't take a soda from her.
	Is she Italian?
	Let me just fact check that really quickly.
	No new jobs have been added since the peak of 2019.
	None.
	Not one.
	I know you're thinking, maybe some?
	No!
	Now, before Putin invaded Ukraine, inflation hit a 40-year high of 7.5%, and that's not including the housing cost increase, which we know would put it above 11%.
	Gas prices went up 57% in 2021, just to be clear.
	Is that all?
	No.
	So that's all pre-Putin.
	No.
	And this is the issue when people say, hey, why are these people supporting Putin?
	No, no.
	What happens is when you try and make one person the scapegoat for everything, someone coming in saying, no, no, no, Putin is not the reason for the high gas prices.
	They say, why are you a Putin apologist?
	I'm not.
	I'm your lying apologist.
	The gas prices were already on their way up, and I think it's CPI that you were referring to, if you throw in the housing stuff, it'll be over 11, right?
	Right, it'll be over 11.
	Yeah, yeah, exactly.
	But it's wonderful, they can just change the way that they measure inflation.
	Yeah, yeah.
	They just go, well... Yeah, just don't include it.
	Yeah, just don't include it.
	But isn't that, what do we use historically to, do we usually include it?
	We often do, yes.
	Are you including it now?
	We thought that it would be better not to.
	Hey, if I put my income on my tax return, it means that I have to pay more money, so just don't include it?
	Okay, good, good advice.
	Yeah, well also, by the way, if you... That's a massive deduction.
	If you pay more in taxes, The debt gets wiped away.
	Does it really?
	I have no idea.
	I don't know how economies work.
	We can spend trillions more dollars and the debt goes down.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Well, what'd you think happened?
	You know, I really, I guess I didn't know.
	I didn't understand it either.
	Yeah, I'm just gonna be honest.
	But I'm thankful for Nancy Pelosi and Paul Krugman to have broken it down for me.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Spend more to have less debt.
	How do you spend more?
	Do you print more?
	Wait.
	Yeah, then why tax more at all?
	I never understand that.
	They're sitting like, alright, we need to increase your tax rate.
	What are you doing over there?
	More taxes.
	Hey, you just printed another billion dollars.
	No, no, no, no.
	We need to make sure that we get it from what's going to go into your 401k.
	That's another two billion dollars.
	You just gotta increase your marginal tax rate.
	You're an asshole!
	Pay your fair share.
	Printing money now sounds like the counting money at the bank.
	It really is now.
	That's how I assume it works.
	It's different.
	I don't know.
	Leonardo DiCaprio in France.
	I'm crying out loud.
	What do you think is going to happen?
	You spend more, you think you decrease it.
	This is the issue with the left.
	I don't know if they believe it.
	I really don't know if Nancy Pelosi believes this or if she just wants you to believe it.
	But anyone who believes that spending more decreases the debt doesn't really understand
	what spending actually is.
	Anyone who thinks that printing more money, therefore making money less valuable, understanding
	the general concept of scarcity understands very simply that of course that will make
	inflation worse and you can see that.
	You can see that with almost any time that we've printed more money.
	You can see that with Federal Reserve policies.
	It's not that hard to track, and it's not even something that leftist economists really argue.
	They argue that overall it's better in the long term, right?
	That's what they used to argue.
	Well, in the long term it'll help us get the deficit down, even though we have to deal with inflation now and printing.
	Now they just go, no, no, no, spending more gets rid of the debt, and printing money actually makes money worth more.
	So it's good.
	And Brondo does your body good.
	Yes, it does, because it's got what plants need.
	It's got electrolytes.
	I think this is going to work for them, though.
	They're going to blame every single thing on Russia that they can, and distract the American people for midterms.
	That's all it is.
	That's the only play that they have right now.
	Does anyone remember COVID?
	No.
	No, what was that?
	Remember that was a thing?
	I don't know if any of you guys are history buffs here, but the last two years, We're hell on earth because of this thing called COVID-19.
	Yeah.
	The SARS coronavirus 2.
	It was a sequel that was better than the original.
	Barely.
	Now it's gone!
	So, you know, you got that going for you.
	Oh, good.
	All it took was the Russia invading Ukraine.
	Yeah.
	And I think even people on the left are starting to realize this.
	So this is almost where the marching orders aren't going.
	They're not going down the ranks like they used to.
	And I will say this, Bill Maher, you know, full disclosure, I've spoken with people who work at that show before where they had reached out to me.
	So I do have a hunch.
	We talked about some of the jokes, word for word, that had taken place on his show regarding the Beijing Olympics and the AIDS pandemic, you know, according to Fauci.
	But he's run into the same kind of content again.
	I think the person I spoke with might be watching this show here.
	So let me just kind of give this to you, Mar, now discussing Putin's long tables.
	Every time I see a picture of Vladimir Putin, he's sitting by himself at the end of a ridiculously long table, all by himself.
	He's like a cross between Ivan the Terrible and Howie Mandel.
	Laugh track.
	Well, no, it's a laugh sign.
	Yeah, a laugh sign.
	With guns pointed at the audience.
	And he cues him when he does this.
	Right, folks?
	It's a cross between Mandel and Putin, okay?
	Isn't that right, folks?
	No, no, it's not.
	By the way, I don't know if you noticed, this was us discussing that then.
	Well, technically it's true, we are the largest producer, but... No, there's the table I was talking about!
	Look at that!
	That's our economics meeting!
	Wait, was that Donald Trump there?
	No!
	I couldn't see who it was at the end of the table.
	Is that?
	No?
	We build the tables, then we build the room around it.
	Yes!
	I was like, come on, guys!
	Hey, President Trump!
	Fuck you!
	Okay, fuck you!
	Send it down to him.
	Come over here and say to my face, I don't have the time.
	The table is filled with wheat.
	It's quite so big.
	Yes.
	It also acts as a great insulator.
	It's vacuum sealed with wheat.
	Yeah, exactly.
	What a stupid table.
	I know.
	That's how they measure dicks in Russia, is these giant stupid dicks.
	And how far you can put people you need to be able to pass papers between down the table.
	He just walks over to, he's just walking over to the White House and he's like, And you guys can comment below.
	It's the best thing that you can do for the algorithms.
	Who wore it better?
	And by wore it, I mean wrote it, produced it, and performed it.
	I want more of Trump and Putin at the long table.
	Actually, that was spontaneous with you guys.
	His was written.
	Yeah, that's true.
	That is true.
	Wait, so they pre-planned that and that's what we got?
	Well, this brings us to another thing, though, because Bill Maher was even saying, hey, why didn't Putin attack the United States when Donald Trump was president?
	And I've always said that's because he's just crazy enough that you think he might do it.
	Crazy beats big every time!
	And now we're hearing that exact same sentiment echoed from people who would have never dared to say this before.
	So this brings us to Trevor Noah this week.
	Is he, you might want to hear from me, is he secretly based?
	It's the first time I saw that stupid stinger.
	Really?
	I think we know how he feels about the stinger.
	It's pretty good.
	Barack Obama's watching this show.
	I like it.
	Of course.
	I don't want to watch the show.
	I'll get all wee-weed up.
	Shut up.
	He waits for your impressions of him.
	Stop making things up.
	He's doing me.
	Look.
	Making up terms.
	No, that's how we said it when I was raised in Chicago, Kenya, Indonesia.
	Shut up.
	Hawaii.
	Hawaii.
	Right next to The Rock, who did that Hobbs and Shaw film, where he can't speak a word of Samoan, but wants to tell you that it's his roots.
	That man has never, never been to Samoa.
	He has an upper chest tattoo.
	He's always been to Samoa.
	And his forehead keeps growing to the size of a drive-in movie screen.
	You gotta play it all the way to the end if you're gonna do it!
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Can you play it all the way to the end?
	I was in a Dick's Sports recently, and on the Jumbotron, they showed The Rock doing curls with the 30s.
	Really?
	Really, yeah.
	That surprises me.
	Wow.
	Well, you know what?
	No, he's a strong guy.
	He's a big, strong guy.
	But he hasn't, you know, never touched a straight.
	It's all natural.
	So, Trevor Noah implied that not only, again, did Donald Trump keep people like Putin in line, but it almost seems in the subtext here that he may miss him?
	He may be longing for him?
	Watch.
	There is no denying that Saudi Arabia isn't playing ball with Joe Biden.
	And you know what?
	You can say what you want, but this would have never happened to Donald Trump.
	Never.
	No one was ever ignoring Donald Trump's calls.
	Yeah, because if you ignored Donald Trump's calls, you didn't know how he would respond.
	Maybe he'd send an angry tweet, or maybe he'd just, like, ban your country from everything.
	You don't know!
	That's why I bet in these situations, Biden actually wishes that he could hire Trump to step in as President Wildcard.
	You know, just keep everyone on their toes.
	Because if Trump was calling, you best believe the UAE, they'd be racing to pick up the phone.
	Oh, Mr. Trump!
	Mr. Trump, we're here!
	We're here!
	Hello?
	Too late, Ahmed!
	You made me wait two rings.
	We're bombing the UAE and the UFC, just in case.
	I mean, that's literally the words that we used was he kept them on their toes.
	So you know what?
	Comment, comment.
	Do you think Trevor Noah is secretly based, or do you think that maybe now... Here's what I think is happening.
	They always wanted to make it seem as though they were rebelling against the man, right?
	And it's pretty tough to do that when you run Hollywood, when you run media, when you run most of Washington, D.C., including a lot of the Republicans, right?
	When you run education, all of these institutions, and you just, you have one scapegoat with Donald Trump, but you can still claim like, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're sticking it to the man because Donald Trump is the authority figure.
	And now at this point they control everything, and I think they realize that it's maybe not Conducive toward reaching a young audience to do the bidding of a 94 year old geriatric incontinent president.
	So I think, I think at this point they're just saying, well, we, okay, we have to do a little bit of a give and take.
	I don't think he's secretly based.
	I think what he just said is true.
	It echoes what we've been saying for years.
	But I think right now they're probably getting some, some focus studies from Frank Luntz and his awful sneakers and toupee saying people don't like it when you just go out and do the bidding for the white house.
	Right, well the truth is too obvious now.
	What he said is absolutely true.
	The UAE would pick up the phone if Donald Trump called.
	Period.
	Done.
	That would happen.
	Russia did not invade Ukraine under Donald Trump.
	Period.
	This is the truth.
	He's just saying what we already know.
	Today, if they were on the phone with former Vice President Joe Biden today, and they had a call waiting from Donald Trump, they'd be like, Hello?
	Hello?
	Hello?
	Former Vice President?
	I have to call you back.
	And they would go straight.
	To Donald Trump.
	I think even the emasculated men on the left appreciate a firm hand in the tiller of the ship.
	I think they feel safer, even if they don't admit it.
	Yeah.
	Well, I also think Trevor Noah should steer clear of doing impressions.
	Why don't they help the guy out?
	Give him some cutaways.
	Something to give him some company.
	Well, they did.
	Darren, that's the A game.
	They put a flag up over his head while he did some magic.
	Like I said, that's as good as it gets.
	Wow.
	For 20 mil, that's all he gets?
	Yeah, I know.
	I'm not bitter about it.
	Hey, speaking of which, by the way, loudearthcutter.com.
	Dave's not here, but Dave and I are on tour.
	You can go and check him out there.
	I don't know if there are tickets to Tulsa, they might... So we still have some Tulsa tickets left, so you can go on the website for that, but really promoting the second show, June 18th, Colorado Springs, Colorado, that link should be live later today.
	That's right, there's a second show that should be live, because many of you were complaining that the show sold out too quickly, so June 18th, Colorado Springs, we've added a second show.
	We will see you there, loudmouthcrowder.com slash tour.
	Okay, here's something with Kamala Harris I wanted to talk about, because I didn't know that this was possible.
	You know what I'm about to talk about there, Pops Crowder.
	It was surprising.
	Really?
	Surprising?
	Dave just called this morning.
	He was half asleep.
	He's like, what?
	Huh?
	I gotta be in third chair?
	You'll understand why I was so surprised because I didn't... I'm jealous and you'll understand why.
	So over the weekend she was asked A question about inflation and just gave this absolutely bizarre, nonsensical answer that had nothing to do with it.
	Now, to be fair, I'll go into where she kind of addressed it later on, but this is the unedited sequence of events with the question and her answer.
	This is why people are calling her visit an embarrassment watch.
	President Biden has said that Americans will feel some pain for the sake of defending freedom and liberty, but there does seem to be no end game in sight.
	How long should Americans expect?
	How long should we be bracing for this really sort of historic inflation and some unprecedented gas prices?
	In terms of the discussions that the President Yohannes and I had, they ranged in subject
	including the issue of the Black Sea and I'll let him explain in more detail as he would
	like but we are again fully aware and apprised because we are in constant communication with
	the President with his administration here about the concerns that they have about the
	entire region and frankly the vulnerability.
	Thank you.
	I have to do is look at the map and and see that that where Romania exists geographically and as is the case for our allies on the eastern flank that there are potential vulnerabilities which is why we say very clearly we will dedicate and have been especially enhancing over the last few weeks our support based on their current needs.
	You can do that?
	What?
	Wait, can you do that in marriage?
	No.
	Where were you?
	Yeah, I actually think that the chicken piccata you made last night was pretty good.
	A little salty, but I do appreciate that you made it, and I'm going to bed.
	No, no, no.
	Where were you?
	Yeah, no, you know, typically I prefer veal piccata, but you know what?
	The way you dressed it up was pretty good.
	So I'm going to bed.
	Love you.
	I didn't know you could just not answer the question.
	I didn't just move on to something else and also answer that would-be question poorly.
	Yeah.
	Well, if you look at the map, you'll see that the proximity to hell means, you know, that might be hot.
	Yeah, exactly.
	When she feels the fires of hell in her soul on a daily basis.
	She's very familiar with it.
	Now, here's the thing.
	There was a question that was asked of her, and before that there was a question asked of the Romanian president, and she instead decided, I want to answer the Romanian president's question.
	Even though I don't know what I'm talking about.
	But to be fair, she got to it a little bit later on on the inflation.
	It's not much better.
	And this is Biden's backstop.
	We have the unfortunate experience, all of us right now who are not in Ukraine, of witnessing horror.
	Like a wind-up robot.
	So we are committed in everything we are doing.
	And yes, then the president did say in the State of the Union, There is a price to pay for democracy.
	You gotta stand with your friends.
	And as everybody knows, even in your personal life.
	That's it, that's the answer.
	Being loyal to those friendships, based on common principles and values, sometimes it's difficult.
	Often it ain't easy.
	She's getting folksy now.
	It ain't easy.
	But that's what the friendship is about, based on shared values.
	So that's what we're doing.
	It ain't easy.
	She went back to her days of having her city board with Willie Brown.
	Whorein' ain't easy, mama!
	Whorein' ain't easy!
	I didn't like that girl in high school, much less as vice president.
	Sometimes it ain't easy.
	It ain't easy, baby.
	Like, why you do this in Romania?
	I do not like this.
	What is she doing?
	By the way, are you Indian or are you black?
	I don't understand.
	I thought your singing would be... I don't know what you are.
	Oh, thank God.
	She knows Romania close to Russia.
	Starting point.
	By the way, I can make you president if you sleep with me in trailer.
	So...
	What is that plaintiff whale in her voice that she, right in the cusp of tears, that she's hoping will join her in her emotion?
	Yeah.
	Does it all the time.
	Which is very difficult when you're a sociopath and you don't have the emotion.
	She's going through her mental Rolodex, kind of like in Terminator 2 where he said, give me your clothes, your bike, and your boots.
	She's going, okay, how do human beings respond?
	Whale, it ain't easy.
	The least popular candidate in the history, well, certainly in all of the primaries.
	I'd like to say in the history of primaries, but I don't really know.
	That could be John Kasich for Republicans.
	I mean, no one likes you, Kasich, but she is worse than Kasich for the Democrats, and she was made vice president.
	And sent over there to do that.
	And they drummed Chelsea Gabbard out of the Corps.
	Well, yeah, of course.
	Anybody but her.
	But I get it.
	It's the price we pay for democracy, I see.
	How else would we have the safest election in the history of electioning?
	Safe and secure.
	Democracy, right.
	Yeah, because Ukraine is a bastion of democracy and freedom.
	It's not like there was a government that was effectively installed that people also wanted here in the West.
	It's not like here in the United States.
	You forced people to wear masks and you tried to enforce vaccine mandates and you tried to enforce vaccine passports and you locked down businesses indefinitely.
	So no, yeah, democracy.
	This is what they always say.
	They always say democracy.
	They don't really care about freedom.
	No.
	And we are not a democracy.
	You can't be free in a true democracy.
	A true democracy is mob rule.
	That's why we are a constitutional republic, a democratic republic.
	You can't just have democracy where you vote on everything.
	Because guess what?
	That makes it too easy to pander and give people free stuff.
	You know, like you're doing.
	Your entire platform.
	Yeah, that's the entire platform.
	Which also brings us to, really, we're talking about freedom, right?
	Democracy.
	Sorry, see, I'm still thinking about freedom.
	The real thing, yeah.
	Yeah, the real thing.
	Freedom is what matters.
	Anyone who uses the term equity instead of equality, discount what they say.
	Bye.
	That's it.
	It's a silly thing.
	You can either have equality or you can have equity.
	Equity has to be enforced at the expense of equality.
	Just to be clear.
	And it's the same thing when these people say democracy, democracy, democracy.
	They use democracy at the cost of freedom.
	They say, well, most people want You to be taxed and pay for socialized health care.
	Well, hold on.
	That's not constitutional right.
	Well, most people don't believe that you should be able to have a semi-automatic rifle.
	I don't care what most people say because freedom.
	They want democracy in their graven image at the cost of freedom.
	Notice the language.
	They say equity.
	They don't say equality.
	They focus on democracy because freedom is like garlic to a vampire.
	Sniff test, right?
	I want you to think about looking at these things, looking at these issues critically.
	When they're saying, oh, saying, when they're spouting, when they're regurgitating the talking points, be aware of the language that they use and why they use it.
	There's a specific reason they discuss democracy, usually, sometimes you'll hear them pepper freedom in there before they go right back to democracy, but they want democracy and they want to be, hey, where are the people, this is one thing I don't understand, where are all the people who bitched about the United States being the world police?
	They're busy.
	Covid.
	Yeah.
	Something.
	Trump.
	There we go.
	Where are they?
	Right?
	No new wars under Donald Trump.
	And right now we're talking about disastrous foreign policy with Afghanistan.
	We're talking about disastrous foreign policy right now with Russia.
	And people are saying, yeah, I stand with Ukraine.
	Well, hold on a second.
	We're all the people.
	We shouldn't be the police of the world when we're going into Afghanistan hunting the Taliban.
	You can agree or disagree with that if you want to be a consistent sort of non-interventionist, but when you say that's wrong and no war for oil and now we'd have to stand with Ukraine, why?
	Why?
	It's a simple question.
	You guys can comment below.
	I understand there are reasonable people on both sides of the Ukraine issue.
	However, I don't think it's possible to hold an anti-war position or say that the United States should not be the police of the world It's a convenient distraction.
	stand with Ukraine in supporting us going into another potentially endless war. I'm
	just wondering where those folks have gone to. Team America, World Police, great film
	by the way, but it was a sentiment of a lot of people. Why are we going into these countries
	and interfering? Now it seems like everyone's ready to do it. Because it's not your life.
	Just like you're ready to spend someone else's money, you're ready to, you know, you're ready
	to expend someone else's life.
	It's a convenient distraction. Imagine this happening at the beginning of Biden's term.
	I think it would be very different. Yeah.
	I think it would be decidedly different if it's happening at the beginning of his term because right now, like I said, they have nothing to play on for the midterms at all.
	It is going to be a shellacking, they said.
	I just want to quote Jake Tapper or Chuck Todd on that one.
	Chuck Todd with his penciled-on beard to try and fool you into thinking that he has a chin like we don't know what you're up to!
	And so this is a convenient distraction.
	They're going to warmonger just enough, because they're not actually going to want to go in.
	I don't think the Democrats would support that.
	I think they're going to support sanctions as much as possible.
	They want to try and paint anyone who doesn't support war as a Putin puppet, as a shill for Putin, just like they tried to say that Putin hacked the election.
	Jen Psaki just said that when she was talking with TikTok influencers the other day.
	She's like, of course we know the 2016 election was hacked by Russia.
	Oh boy.
	Do you think she believes that?
	Do you think she knows better?
	This is the issue.
	It really comes down to it at a certain point.
	These are verifiable lies or verifiable inaccuracies.
	So the only question left is, is it a lie or is it ignorance?
	That's where we are.
	That's the only question left.
	Okay.
	Which brings us now discussing this issue with you.
	It's this week's segment of Insane in the Ukraine.
	Those are not functional shirts at all.
	No, they're not.
	They barely cover anything.
	No, it's really more of a, it's just, it's dressing.
	That's not very absorbent.
	Yeah.
	No, they're not very absorbent, and believe me, they will sweat.
	It's like when you have those awful table napkins, you know what I mean?
	They're like polyester for Christmas and you just end up smearing stuffing all over your face.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Yeah, glad we pulled out the good stuff.
	You look like a cannibal with cranberry sauce and blood all over your mouth.
	What happened?
	What is this?
	Why is there lacquer on this napkin?
	Napkins shouldn't have lacquer.
	Alright, so you were telling me about this too.
	Everyone was discussing Elon Musk, just kind of as a jumping off point.
	I love it.
	What did he do?
	So basically, Elon Musk, he's not pulled any punches lately on Twitter.
	He's almost become like the Donald Trump of Twitter, except without being quite as mean as Donald Trump.
	But he basically said today, I hereby challenge Vladimir Putin to single combat, and the stakes are Ukraine.
	He would get his ass kicked immediately.
	He probably would, but I think it's hilarious that he said it.
	Didn't he do any research?
	Well, I think he did, but somebody actually, I went through the timeline a little bit, and somebody said something to him like, are you serious?
	Bro, I don't think you could do that.
	Same thing you're saying, Putin, right?
	He's like, I am 100% serious.
	Does he mean unarmed?
	I have no idea what he means, but I love it.
	He wants to do it with flamethrowers.
	He's going to send Starlink in, and then it all ends.
	I think he's betting 20 years is enough of a gap that he can make up for any expertise.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	I mean, I enjoy, though, that he's on there sticking it to Putin.
	I think it's fun.
	And he followed it up, by the way, just because he wasn't getting the kind of response that he wanted.
	Look, when you challenge somebody to a fight and they ignore you, you have to take it one step further or you walk away.
	Right.
	He took one step further and he actually tagged the official Kremlin account and said, do you agree to this battle?
	He's serious.
	Russia?
	What you got?
	Yeah.
	And then they executed Julian Assange.
	Well, that's not his fault.
	They just made an example of him.
	Putin's not impressed with Musk.
	He also said, by the way, Elon Musk, we can't do this without nuclear energy when he was talking about this transitioning to fossil fuel free, an energy economy that's fossil fuel free.
	He said we can't do it without nuclear.
	Specifically, he's like, Europe right now should be building more nuclear power plants.
	If you don't want to be dependent on Russian gas and oil or oil from the Middle East because you don't like the politics of some places, build the plants now.
	He's just a mouthpiece for big oil, that Musk.
	There's one thing I know about Tesla.
	It's their mouthpiece for big oil.
	I've seen Ferngully.
	Also, Tesla just increased their prices and people are bitching about it.
	What do you think when this administration told everybody to go out and buy an electric vehicle that they can't afford?
	Yeah, and what about supply chain stuff?
	Didn't you understand the prices of everything have gone up?
	By the way, can we just say I like Teslas too?
	I'm just like you, and this is not going to be flattering of Tesla, but couldn't it be like Tesla powered by coal?
	That's the new tagline.
	It's not like they don't have any nickel in them.
	Nickel and all the other rare earth minerals.
	Yeah, cobalt.
	Got any cobalt mines around?
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	I don't even know how to mine cobalt.
	If someone said, you are locked in this, you are locked in this tower until you learn how to mine cobalt.
	And they left like a cobalt mine near me.
	With all the tools that I needed.
	In a tower?
	Yes.
	It's a tower with a trap door to a cobalt mine, Gerald.
	Well, I didn't know.
	In this situation, it's a very specific Tower architecture.
	I'm not the architect.
	I'm not the designer.
	And they said, you will not get out here until you figure out how to mine cobalt.
	You would just find a Steven Crowder-shaped skeleton 80 years from now.
	You'd be Rapunzel.
	Yeah, I'd be Rapunzel.
	You would die and make sure you left your hand with the middle finger up just so when they came in they'd be a big F you.
	Yes.
	I had a cobalt ring at one point, and then I found out that, because I had a tungsten ring, and then I had a weird lip, and then I was like, oh, I'll get cobalt.
	And then I found out that tungsten they crack, but cobalt they can't crack, but it's too hard for them to cut.
	And they're like, yeah, by the way, with cobalt, they can only get it off with diamond cutters.
	And then after the surgery, when I ballooned up and I couldn't get my ring off, I said, that's it!
	That's it until I know that I'm one year through this and no more fluid retention.
	The point is, it's stupid.
	Less than a month into the invasion of Ukraine, Russia is apparently calling on China for military and financial assistance.
	And this is coming from U.S.
	officials that they've asked Beijing.
	And also, they were just talking about it on CNN, but hold on a second.
	Oh, hold on a second.
	Right now on CNN, they're saying, Pfizer, fourth dose of COVID vaccine.
	Pfizer's like, hey!
	Hey!
	Still good about us?
	You know, we measure this stuff quarter to quarter.
	Yeah, guys.
	I got a stock price to keep going.
	I mean, they're still advertising on CNN.
	Yeah, they still are.
	Joe Louis, go back to your bed here, buddy.
	That was my fault.
	I got a little animated.
	Did you get Joe Louis?
	No, that's me.
	Joe Louis.
	There he is.
	Back to your bed.
	Joe Louis.
	No.
	No.
	Place.
	Place.
	All right.
	Down.
	Good boy.
	Because after all, Russia needs more money and military power to beat up on a defenseless neighbor.
	Well, it is embarrassing for them.
	They're doing so poorly.
	How many bets do you think Putin lost?
	He's like, Ukraine, who wants to take bets two days?
	It's a great way to get a scouting report on the other team.
	You get to see how poorly they perform in game time.
	Well, the myth of the Russian military is just a bunch of drunken conscripts.
	That's what people don't understand.
	People think of this Russian super soldier.
	It's not true.
	Often, like the IDF, people will often say, oh, I do Krav Maga because I don't know if you notice the Israeli Defense Forces.
	It's like, yeah, but they all have to do it.
	The reason that they do some of the things they do, for example, carrying Israeli style, is because Gal Gadot is going to go in and has no interest in learning firearm safety, so they have to reduce it to the lowest common denominator.
	People think it's like everyone there is the most effective fighting soldier.
	No, it's not really true.
	The Russians, they like to get drunk and, you know, they can't even beat Ukraine.
	Well, the IDF soldiers run out and poke you in the eye.
	Yeah.
	That works.
	You'll never see it coming.
	It's true.
	Look, I don't know if this will get us banned from YouTube because I'm revealing military secrets, but if this to IVF soldiers, no can defend.
	It's far too dangerous to practice, Stephen.
	Just don't do it.
	Even the National Security Advisor, Jake Sullivan, vowed swift retaliation if Beijing were to aid Moscow, right?
	Would you sanction China if they did help out Russia?
	I'm not going to sit here publicly and brandish threats, but what I will tell you is that we are communicating directly, privately to Beijing that there will absolutely be consequences for sanctions, evasion efforts, or support to Russia to backfill them.
	We will not allow that to go forward and allow there to be a lifeline to Russia from these economic sanctions from any country anywhere in the world.
	But I thought he said he wasn't going to sit there and brandish threats.
	Right.
	We will not allow this to happen.
	That's like Toobin saying, I'm not going to sit here and show you my penis.
	Or sit here and brandish.
	Yes.
	I'm not going to sit here and brandish my wiener.
	What does he think that's doing then?
	No, no, no, no, no, no.
	They have to sit under the crippling economic sanctions that have closed their stock market for weeks, that have made the ruble valueless pretty much just to be thrown out into the streets, and have caused protests in their country where they know they'll be killed for protesting.
	But if they so much as ask somebody for help.
	Yeah.
	That is not a threat.
	What did you think would... By the way, they were totally fine with sharing intelligence with China before the invasion.
	We've talked about that, right?
	I don't know if you remember this, but they shared intelligence with China, and now they're like, ah, if you ask for China for help... And here's the thing, who could have predicted that this war might push, and specifically the sanctions, specifically the actions being taken that were squeezing them, who could have predicted that this might push Moscow closer to Beijing and thrust Russia into the arms of an unnatural ally, China?
	You're going to have to learn how to live differently.
	Last week, I think, was it last week that we reported Visa and MasterCard?
	Visa and MasterCard and a slew of other companies, but this one specifically on the financial side, they pulled out of Russia and basically what that did is that pushed Russia into the arms of China again with UnionPay.
	How so?
	Oh, UnionPay, the Chinese... Yes, exactly.
	It's state-owned.
	Well, yeah.
	It's Chinese state-owned, the payment system.
	Russia and China should not be allies.
	Yeah.
	They should hate each other because Russia now is vehemently anti-communist.
	At least that's what Putin says.
	But we've seen them now creating these alliances.
	We talked about the wheat embargo.
	Yeah.
	That's a big deal.
	Selling a ton of it there, right?
	Selling a ton of oil.
	Well, I'm surprised we pulled the clip from March 9th.
	We probably could have pulled the one from, like, February 1st.
	But that works, too.
	This was the highlight of what we had said already.
	Yeah.
	That was a recap of what we've been saying for months.
	And here we are.
	This is the problem.
	You either are all in with war.
	You've heard me say this many times.
	You either are all in or you need to be all out.
	You can't just sort of, you're basically declaring war without declaring war.
	That's the problem with these economic sanctions.
	This is what, you end up creating alliances, and you talked about this, I mean, back in February, maybe, yeah, certainly in February, you know, Russia and Germany going into World War II.
	Yeah, in World War I they were, I mean, Bitter, bitter enemies.
	Germany basically defeated and crushed the Russian military in World War I, and signed off with them very early on, saying, you know, like, this is done, right?
	Because we've just beaten the crap out of you guys, and so we had to have the United States come in.
	And so you think, what, less than 20 years later, down the road, you've got this same situation developing, and you would think, okay, obviously it's basically the same teams, right?
	No!
	They signed an armistice with them, or not an armistice, sorry, they signed a non-aggression treaty with them, and that's the same kind of stuff where you're looking at politics and you're looking at kind of the economic situation in the world and going, we're driving these people into unnatural alliances that they will accept for a time.
	For the record, Germany didn't honor that.
	Well, I mean... I had my fingers crossed!
	Well, and they went through Ukraine not to honor it, so that seems to be the pathway.
	I'm not sure what's going to happen.
	The Ukraine, as we call it, the path, as we call it, the route to dominating Russia.
	Bah!
	Well, and you made a really good point about economic sanctions being war.
	Do you remember when Japan bombed Pearl Harbor, obviously?
	Oh, I wasn't there, but I believe it happened.
	No, and we talked about one of the reasons for that is that 80% of Japanese oil was coming from the United States, and then we started to move on the place they were getting the rest of their oil from, or at least a large portion of it.
	I'm not saying that they were justified in attacking us, but when you back somebody into a corner, you typically leave them no other option than to go to war with you.
	Right?
	And economic sanctions will do that, especially if they can align with somebody like China and China... And the truth is, what should have happened, is if we look at World War II, is the United States, if they were going to stop supplying oil, should have immediately struck Japan.
	Should have immediately engaged.
	In other words, they were half in, they were half out, and we ended up with Pearl Harbor where the war came to our shores.
	Because a lot of people don't realize we were taking actions economically.
	There were sanctions, but the war came to our doorstep.
	That's ultimately what happens.
	You push them into a corner and then they feel like they've got to strike first as far as violence.
	Otherwise, they have no other options.
	So if you're going to do that, for example, with Japan, it would have been a good example.
	You say, all right, that's it.
	We can't support these guys anymore.
	And you go to war.
	You don't halfway do it.
	It's not a measure that works.
	It's not an approach that works.
	And I'm just wondering where all the anti-war people have gone.
	They're busy.
	Yeah, they're busy.
	And on Sunday, two Russian—what was it we were talking about?
	Russian missiles hit a base in western Ukraine.
	You probably know about this, but I want to talk more about Poland.
	Yeah, yeah.
	So they hit near Poland and a lot of people are freaking out.
	It killed 35 people.
	Right.
	It was just miles from the Polish border, but I want to talk about something that isn't necessarily what everyone is discussing regarding Poland.
	I don't think that Russia wants to go into Poland, but let's play this clip first.
	Breaking this morning, at least 35 people are dead, 134 injured after a deadly airstrike against a military base near Lviv in western Ukraine.
	The strike hits an international peacekeeping and security center just about 20 miles from Ukraine's border with Poland.
	This comes a day after Russian tanks rolled through the streets of Mariupol.
	Ukrainian soldiers took cover inside buildings as people ducked behind whatever they could find to protect themselves.
	The city has been left for days without power and water.
	Just to be clear, of course, you'd be a heartless prick to not have any feelings of empathy watching that.
	I want to be clear, right?
	Not a mouthpiece for Putin right here.
	That's awful to see.
	Of course.
	Now, that being said, the concern here, right, is you were saying... Yeah, a lot of people think that the very next step for Russia is to go into a place like Poland and not stop with Ukraine, and I don't know that that is 100% what they're thinking or even 100% what the people on maybe my side of the line would say is actually going to happen, but it's a real possibility and threat in the back of our minds going, okay, he's crazy enough to go into Ukraine.
	Right.
	I don't view Poland as much more of an obstacle than maybe Ukraine.
	I know they are better prepared.
	You're absolutely incorrect.
	You are absolutely incorrect.
	Poland would put up a much more significant fight than Ukraine for a couple of reasons.
	First off, Poland is like that kid.
	They were forced to eat a lot of crap.
	You look at World War II, they sort of became a mockery.
	All the World War.
	Come on, don't rub it in.
	Listen!
	Sorry.
	They've had it tough enough.
	Then the Polak jokes.
	We're sorry, Poland.
	Hamtramck, you guys had your own spot there in Michigan, now you hear the call to prayer.
	Sorry, we don't know where you guys have to go.
	But Poland, it's like that kid in the Teddy Atlas cutout you used to get in comic books where, you know, the bully kicks sand in his face and steals his girlfriend, and then he comes back after doing his Teddy... Sorry, Teddy Atlas, not Teddy Atlas.
	What was it?
	Charles.
	Charles Atlas.
	Teddy Atlas is the trainer for Mike Tyson.
	I'm older than dirt.
	Yeah, Charles Atlas.
	And the kid comes back after doing the Charles Atlas isometrics.
	He's like, unhand my girlfriend, bully!
	Because she can't make her own decisions.
	And then he takes the girl back.
	Yeah, but that's Poland.
	Poland has been through so much crap, and they made the conscious decision, they said, never again.
	And they've done that with a lot of sort of international governing bodies, too, where they've said, no, we're not going to play your game with rules.
	Your game's out there.
	We are not going to let this happen again.
	I guarantee you, also with Poland, unlike Ukraine, a lot of people think that Ukraine, they think that everybody there is happy to fight for that government.
	That's not true.
	That's not true.
	They're divided in Ukraine.
	There are a lot of people who understand the corruption of their government.
	The people in Poland know what they're fighting for as well.
	Not only are they better trained, not only are they extremely capable, sort of like Taiwan.
	When you look at the numbers, Taiwan and China, you think they have no chance.
	Actually, the more you look into it, sure, the United States will need to help them, but they have been setting a strategy up for years because it's something that they've been expecting.
	So has Poland.
	And I guarantee you, in Poland, they wouldn't have to create a law that bars military-aged men from leaving, because they will sit there, dig their heels into Polish soil, and fight.
	And I think that cannot be underestimated.
	If you think that Ukraine was an embarrassment for Russia, and they try to do some shit with Poland, it's going to be a problem.
	They've been watching this.
	They're stretching out.
	They're getting ready.
	Yeah.
	It wouldn't be easy.
	And they have Mariusz Pudonowski.
	Yes, they do have Mariusz Pudonowski.
	Who's that?
	He was one of the world's strongest men a while ago.
	Is he Polish?
	Get a picture up there.
	What is he going to do?
	Are you sure he's Polish?
	No, he's going to be that, I challenge you to fight.
	Yes.
	Oh, he's their champion?
	He would be better than Elon Musk.
	Yeah, he would be better than Elon Musk.
	Well, now look, I know that they're prepared, and I know that they've seen this coming for a long time, but so did the French prior to World War II, right?
	They said, never again.
	We're never going to let World War I happen again.
	So they obviously, listen, if they tell you to build a wall on the border, don't.
	Yeah, but they're the French.
	As you know, Line Part 2 doesn't work.
	I get it.
	But what I'm saying is, look, even if Poland is prepared, how prepared can they possibly be against a completely unleashed Russian military?
	Right now, I think Russia might be pulling some of their punches.
	I think they are very inept.
	I think we've seen that.
	Obviously, the supply chain issues that they've had, getting fuel, you know, to tanks to be able to move in a convoy.
	Kind of an important detail to make sure you have sorted out.
	Some drunken Russian pouring vegetable oil into the house.
	Why does it not run?
	Hey, morale too, Gerald.
	No, I agree.
	It doesn't sit well when you're camped out in a freeway with no gas.
	Drinking Texas vodka from Chernobyl.
	Well now, here's the problem.
	You're sitting out in a freeway in a war zone and you don't get picked off.
	Right.
	What the hell?
	It's just like sitting ducks.
	It's like, hey, we're going to hang out for a week.
	I mean, you can target us if you want.
	We can't go anywhere.
	What happened?
	What is this?
	What's that sound?
	I think it's a ricochet.
	What is this?
	You weren't trained at all, were you?
	I was drinking heavily.
	We've packed vodka.
	There he is.
	He is Polish.
	He is Polish.
	He'll be able to fight three guys.
	He'll be waiting at the border.
	By the way, he's as natural as the rock.
	So here's something else.
	Again, my question has been where are all the anti-war activists?
	People now are saying, oh, Poland, Poland.
	What's going to happen to Poland?
	We need to go in and defend Poland.
	This is something that you may not know about.
	People only do this when it's politically expedient, because the EU, you look at the UN, how they've been constantly trying to shame Poland and the world stage, places like Poland, places like Hungary, why?
	For being nationalists, for being, I don't mean white nationalists, ethno-nationalists, I mean believing in borders.
	I mean Poland saying, we're not going to take Mass numbers of migrants here saying, no, we're not going to be subjugated here to your LGBTQ international agenda.
	So now these same people are saying, oh, we're all Poland.
	We're all Ukraine.
	But hold on a second.
	Just recently, you tried to, you basically tried to censure Poland on the national stage.
	Let me read this to you.
	A lot of you may not know this.
	All references available at lightoffcredit.com.
	This is according to the EU.
	Poland and Hungary are not respecting common EU laws and are accused of curbing the freedom of courts, media, and academics.
	In addition, they are accused of depriving LGBTQ plus people and migrants of their rights.
	So how did Hungary deprive LGBTQ people of their rights?
	Because keep in mind, the EU, right?
	This is a pretty powerful entity.
	Yeah.
	A pretty powerful coalition is saying, you're denying these people of rights, you're violating human rights.
	Well, really it turns out that Hungary passed a law banning the teaching of LGBTQIAIP information to minors.
	In Poland, there have been a hundred regions that have declared themselves LGBTQ ideology free zones.
	I'm liking Poland more and more.
	I had no idea.
	And they also, I think Hungary believes in borders maybe a little bit more than most.
	Yeah.
	And that's why they're a little bit pissed off.
	And so keep in mind too, this is important, at a time when the two countries, they've taken in nearly two million combined refugees from Ukraine, the EU voted to block funding.
	Wow.
	So, hey, who's going to help U.K.
	refugees?
	Poland?
	Hungary?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	But they're not teaching drag queen story hour to four-year-olds.
	So we've got to punish them economically.
	And then when there's an invasion in Poland, you'll see all of these people talking about how they're, we are Poland, we are the world.
	Well, you tried to screw them just because they're not you.
	I wonder what was different about the refugees.
	I know everybody's going to point to it and be like, oh, well, they're white people and they're Europeans.
	No, I think it's the people aren't going to come in and try to destroy their country.
	Yeah, I think it's mainly the rape.
	Yeah.
	They didn't want that migrant rape.
	Tends to, tends to happen.
	Nothing, Crawdaddy?
	All right.
	No, no.
	They don't call him the best color man in the business.
	I'm just listening to your brilliance.
	No, it's absolutely true.
	I mean, they didn't fawn over them.
	They didn't deny rights.
	They just didn't fawn over their silliness.
	I mean, come on.
	It's like, you denied their rights!
	Hold on, look at this map really quickly.
	Pull it up.
	On CNN?
	Yeah, Belarus.
	Look at Belarus.
	It's how many refugees have gone there?
	1,226.
	Can you imagine being one of the 1,226 people and going to Belarus and being like, Ah, this is just like Russia!
	That's where Russian troops are staged!
	What are you doing?
	You ran to the wrong country!
	It's out of the fire and into the barrack, come on!
	Ah, look!
	Ah, we're running away!
	And they're like, Look!
	Good for us!
	More Ukrainians!
	Give them uniforms!
	Send them to Gulag!
	That's like slaves who thought they were escaping to Canada.
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	Hey, free...
	Free labor!
	More slaves, eh?
	This is also something really funny, I was just watching this movie last week, not a bad film, Four Feathers with Heath Ledger, and it was 1844 I believe is when it was set, and they're out there in the Sudan fighting, and they have slaves.
	And I'm sitting there going, people always act as though they ended slavery in Britain before the United States.
	They were using them everywhere!
	They still had the British Empire!
	Well, they didn't have them in the They didn't have them on the island.
	But everywhere.
	Everywhere where the sun didn't set on the British Empire.
	Where they got all of their resources from, Stephen.
	I mean, come on, they had to.
	I just look, I think what's really important, when you're discussing war, when you're discussing
	something as severe as war, this is where consistency comes into play.
	And it needs to be more important than ever, because the severity, the consequences are
	unbelievably dire.
	You're talking about people dying.
	And you're talking about throwing the world into chaos.
	You need to be consistent.
	If you were just punishing Poland and Hungary last week, you don't get to say that it's
	super important that we go to war if anything happens with them in Russia.
	You were just screwing them last week.
	If you, last year or two years ago, three years ago, when Donald Trump was president,
	you weren't paying anywhere near your 2% of spending in NATO, you don't get to come out
	and say, well, NATO's more important than ever, and this is why we created this alliance,
	and Donald Trump weakened NATO.
	No, he just wanted you to pay your fair share.
	You've just got to be consistent.
	And I just am not seeing any consistency, honestly, from the left and from a lot of Republicans as well.
	It's very disappointing.
	Yeah, there's a lot of Republicans right now that I'm a little pissed off at, that are pushing for war every single minute that they can.
	They're pushing for something that would start a war, at the very least.
	Sending fighters through our base?
	Come on.
	Just bring the pilots in, let them fly the planes.
	That being said, I think if they do invade Poland, okay, it's time for the United States to make some decisions.
	That's where you either go all-in, or you... I wish we would have been all-out, so we could have gone all-in with Poland, so there'd be a contrast.
	Right.
	But instead, we've taken these half-measures.
	I think the statement needs to be made with Poland, if you're gonna make one.
	But you guys comment, let me know what you think, if you disagree.
	And you can also, I don't know if you know this, you can smash that like button if you're watching on YouTube.
	So this is something, you'll love this.
	Look at that.
	Might want to change that giant green fist because I'm about to talk about Pete Buttcake.
	Oh my goodness.
	Yeah, I don't want, look, I don't want to cause a... Well, it was a Hulk reference.
	Okay, I'm sorry.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Or it was his favorite intimate shop.
	I think it'd be a different Hulk.
	Still has pants on most of the time, so.
	Yeah, exactly.
	It'd be a different Hulk.
	The only thing that would rip would be his pants.
	He's like, oh yes, there's, show me the, oh, come on, it's still got the pants!
	No, the Hulk just, only his pants rip off, but he still has his shark tooth necklace.
	Hulk smash Pete!
	Oh no!
	Hulk, how come your pants always become chaps?
	Hulk, awesome street smash!
	Every time he transitions his song, it's just, What is love?
	Baby, don't hurt me.
	No, I'm going to hurt you.
	Alright.
	So, or it's a Cher song.
	Hulk has a Cher wall.
	So, Pete Buttigieg's husband, before we get to sexy summer camps, and this is a real problem, Joe Louis, what the hell are you doing?
	Why is he being so difficult today?
	Well, he doesn't like what he's doing.
	He saw you dancing kind of femininely.
	Alright, then Gerald here, you set up this first clip since Joe Louis got his Alright, so, you know, the thing that we told you was going to happen and they told you would never happen is happening right in front of your eyes, and this is just more evidence of it.
	Pete Buttigieg, Butt Gig's husband, led children in the Pledge of Allegiance to the gay pride flag.
	The what?
	Nah, that's not!
	Alright, I place my heart to the rainbow of the not-so-typical gay camp one camp full of pride indivisible with affirmation and equal rights for all.
	Watch your heads.
	By the way, he says that when he's not waving a flag.
	Watch your heads.
	Do they get tense at some point?
	By the way, did he say atypical?
	Can I hear that again, the first part of it?
	He said, what, the not-so-typical?
	He said the not-so-typical.
	So what do you mean, what is the typical queer camp for kids?
	I'm confused.
	I don't know.
	I mean, it's less than 2% of population Earth.
	I would already think that's not-so-typical.
	But why are you pledging allegiance?
	Do you understand what the Pledge of Allegiance is and what you just made it?
	Yeah, it means you like dicks.
	No!
	No, that's not what it's about?
	Well then, I don't know.
	Up is down, down is up.
	It's more than that.
	You basically took what was supposed to kind of reunite a country, right, and say that you're pledging allegiance to an ideal of freedom and democracy.
	Democratic Republic, not just democracy.
	And now you said, You're pledging allegiance to a sexual thing.
	Well, yeah, but would a flag by any other colors make him as horny?
	Or children pledging allegiance to the... I'm not saying he's a pedophile, I'm just saying when you lead children in that kind of pledge and you make it about sexuality because there's nothing... Well it's in the name, it's sexual orientation.
	That's the thing, it's sexual orientation and they separated that from gender.
	Yet you can't explain it to children without explaining what the sex and sexual orientation is.
	By the way, they also do that at camp orientation.
	Pete Buttigieg's husband, what is sex?
	That's exactly what the first interview of the five-year-old that you saw there!
	The head counselor grooming the entire room.
	Yes!
	Well, sex is when a man loves a... I mean, when a man loves an anything.
	Or anything loves a... And they could be married or could be not or whatever.
	The man, you know, because when it's for procreation... Well, it's not for procreation.
	It doesn't have to have a purpose for procreation.
	The penis goes into, you know, wherever you want.
	Whatever you want to do, pledge allegiance to this flag, and we have sparkle cookies.
	Set up your tent and have at it.
	Let me just show you.
	It's easier to demonstrate than it is.
	Yeah, the visual aids.
	Which brings us to our next topic, AIDS.
	Now this camp is riddled with it.
	You're gonna want to watch out for this.
	Positively riddled.
	Your category, Rhett goes up.
	You're crying out loud.
	The Pledge of Allegiance is such a solemn, beautiful thing.
	Yeah.
	And then to bastardize it like this.
	Oh, I know.
	Especially when the slogan for that camp is, Shh, don't tell.
	Yeah.
	What happens at camp stays at camp.
	Hey, what's that one?
	This is my learn how to keep a secret badge.
	How could they get the rainbow?
	When did that happen?
	When did we lose the rainbow?
	Just a vault sewn into his shoulder.
	Alright.
	If you don't see what's wrong with this, then there is no hope for you, okay?
	Look, I get it.
	Some kid would rather play with Barbies than play with G.I.
	Joes.
	Fine.
	Don't send him to a camp with a man who was breastfeeding an adoptive child with the Secretary of Transportation.
	You're just asking for trouble.
	Call me old-fashioned.
	So, these women in Kentucky now, they're setting up, this isn't the only thing, they're pledging allegiance, but this is the sexualization of children.
	We've talked about this, we've gotten in trouble on YouTube for talking about this, because they say if you question the sexualization of children, oh, you're making fun of someone's immutable characteristics.
	This has nothing to do with the children, okay?
	It has to do with the predators, and I don't necessarily mean just sexual predators, I mean ideological predators who are trying to get their claws into your kids very young.
	So this is sexy summer camp.
	In Kentucky for Kids.
	The lessons include things like sex liberation, gender exploration, BDSM, being a sex worker, self-managed abortions, sex on licit and illicit drugs.
	Now hold on a second, look, look, look, look, look.
	If you want to say, first off, if you wanted to say this is an LGBT-friendly camp, where we make sure that no one gets bullied, you know, I don't know, we teach knitting classes, whatever the hell it is.
	Fine.
	So in here, let's say it was just gender exploration.
	I disagree with it, but you would say that we are either strawmanning or employing an intellectual fallacy.
	If we go, well, hold on, that's a slippery slope to discuss gender and sexual orientation with kids because then this devolves into a hypersexual conversation.
	No.
	What do you think?
	We're all perverts?
	But then, when they have the ability to, they're teaching BDSM, being a sex worker.
	Why do kids need to know that?
	And what do you do at Take Your Mom to Work Day?
	Take Your Moms to Work Day?
	Are they both sex workers?
	Self-managed abortions?
	I don't even do my own taxes.
	I don't even know what that means, honestly.
	Sex on licit and illicit drugs.
	Illicit means illegal in this context.
	So, okay, not only are you teaching them how to be gross, but how to break the law.
	So you guys have heard of Bill Cosby.
	We're gonna do a class lesson.
	Everybody drink up!
	He got some things wrong, but a lot right?
	Well, the gay community should completely renounce this thing.
	Yes, of course.
	Absolutely.
	These guys don't get to run on the track that they've built over...
	Decades, right?
	And that's what's happened.
	The whole acronym wants to run on their track.
	Yeah.
	What happened to free-to-love-who-you-want became this?
	I think we should have straight camps.
	It should be debauchery camp.
	Yeah, well... It is.
	It's degenerate camp.
	Listen, I thought that when we were talking about young girls That we were talking about the hyper-sexualization of young girls and how that was damaging women 15, 20 years ago.
	This was everything that you heard about what was going on with women because of posters and unrealistic expectations and sexualizing at an early age.
	And now you're wanting four-year-olds to have these conversations.
	What happened?
	You stopped caring about women, you started caring about trans people.
	Well, also, you don't understand that the stereotypes of beautiful women, you know, looking, for example, like a Barbie doll, or I don't know, you could take Marilyn Monroe, or Audrey Hepburn, you know, these awful, horrible stereotypes are completely unacceptable, except for when a man decides that he's a woman, then that's how they all look.
	They all are like, I'm a woman!
	Women go, I'm more, you know, that's not what determines our experiences, not just our body parts.
	Right, well, how is that trans man a woman?
	Well, he switched some body parts.
	So what defines womanhood is makeup?
	What defines womanhood is putting on a dress?
	And a wig.
	Don't forget the wig.
	It makes it harder if you forget the wig.
	Yeah, that's just where we are.
	The stereotype is fine as long as it's trans.
	Then it's alright, then it's brave and beautiful.
	Think of Caitlyn Jenner.
	Think of Caitlyn Jenner was wearing a corset and that dress.
	You would have bitched about that magazine cover.
	To kingdom come, if it was just some random, oh look, it's airbrushed, oh look at this dress, this is unrealistic, look at these dimensions, oh it's a man saying he's a woman, oh how wonderful and beautiful and bright.
	Woman of the year.
	Yeah, woman of the year.
	They do complain about that, I'm trying to think, Jennifer Lawrence in that one where she's the Russian Sparrow thing like the spy, it's not a great movie, but they were like, how dare you have to wear this dress in the photo shoot with all your other actor friends.
	Yeah.
	And I'm like, oh yeah, because that's the biggest problem we've got right now.
	Because society, the reason that women like dressing up is society.
	So, the camp's founder of Sexy... I want to make sure I get this name right.
	Sexy Summer Camp.
	I keep saying Sexy Day Camp, but it's Summer Camp.
	It's more than a day.
	More than a day.
	Good, it's a sleepover camp, which makes me feel far more at ease with the general concept.
	So, the camp's founder, Tanya Turner, all references available at ladoscutter.com, even talked about how important masturbating is for children.
	Get down with yourself.
	Explore your own body.
	Masturbation is really healthy.
	And I recommend it to people of all ages.
	Wrong.
	All ages.
	As soon as my nephews could talk, they were doing that.
	That's what they were doing.
	Kids touch themselves.
	Kids start to ask questions and we teach them the language for their bodies, right?
	Touch your nose!
	Touch your nose!
	Show Aunt T you can touch your nose!
	But my sister's not saying that when they're tugging at their penis, right?
	But it feels good, right?
	We have to learn ways to talk to young people about this so that they know how to explore their body consensually so that it's not in public, right?
	If you were to explore your body, you'd need globes and maps.
	Well, what's wrong with it?
	Why can't it be in public, then?
	If your nose is in public, right?
	Yeah.
	Just tug away.
	Yeah.
	Tubin was right all this time.
	Explore your body consensually.
	You ask yourself permission to touch yourself.
	I once told Steven to stop or he'd go blind.
	He said, Dad, I'm over here.
	How many fingers am I holding up?
	I needed glasses, but the joke's on you.
	I got this LASIK.
	I'll always get LASIK, Dad.
	Stop it.
	I still have stretch marks, so.
	They'll invent LASIK when I get older.
	It's, uh, this, of all ages, now I get it, boys touch themselves.
	But that's not masturbating.
	That's not the same thing as a boy touching himself.
	Or, you know, guys often when they're sitting watching television, right, you just put your hand down your pants.
	For some reason, I don't know why, and I'm like, I didn't even realize I was doing that!
	Never done it.
	It's warm.
	Yeah.
	Exactly.
	It's a temperate climate, that's what it is.
	It's balmy.
	Teaching kids of all ages to masturbate.
	In other words, you know what's going to be going on at the camp.
	It's like, why do you imply that there's anything inappropriate?
	Because she's going to teach five-year-olds to masturbate.
	Even before that, I have a son right now who's starting to talk, and she's saying my son should be schooled in the arts of self-pleasure.
	Just to make sure that we understood her correctly, she said all ages, all ages, and had it in bold on the screen there.
	If I say words right now, I might get in trouble.
	Can we backdoor, kind of like earmarking a bill, can we backdoor legislation in and just put a weight limit?
	I think so.
	Like, yes, unless you meet the super heavyweight category, in which case, um, well, we'll cut off both hands so that you can't... Ah, my gosh.
	Spoil it for the rest of us.
	I'm sorry.
	These people are gone.
	I'm sorry.
	This is done.
	Yeah, it's done.
	These people do not belong in the village.
	You are not allowed around here.
	It's enough.
	It's enough.
	We don't need to wait until a child is sexually accosted to say, you know what?
	We're not comfortable with you targeting our children.
	This is enough.
	It doesn't need to be child rape.
	And you guys can let me know if you think I'm being too extreme here.
	This should be shut down.
	I'm relatively libertarian.
	I mean, I was a libertarian until I kind of grew up.
	There is a fundamental role of government.
	However, public safety definitely falls under the role of government.
	Not what you put in your own body if you're not harming anybody else.
	Not what you choose to do on your own property if you're not harming anybody else.
	But this is definitely a violation of public safety when you are going after children and teaching them at a summer camp to masturbate and about BDSM.
	For crying out loud, when do we say that, you know what, a society with some semblance of decency would be nice?
	Libertarians, can you agree on that?
	It's like, oh, if they want to do it, that's fine.
	Well, first off, right now this is just a camp, okay?
	We understand that this lady is putting it on because, you know, she probably needs some reason to roll out of bed in the morning.
	And so this was her reason at that point.
	But you don't think that this is going to go down the road of eventually getting a government grant?
	Government funding, of course.
	Then it becomes taxpayer-funded, teaching children to masturbate.
	That's why they had that bill in Florida, and people said, oh, it's a don't-say-gay bill.
	No, it was you can't teach kids what will eventually include, as you're seeing in this camp, masturbating.
	That's enough!
	We need a society where we say, okay, you know what, we used to say sex ed was a debate.
	Yeah.
	Where some people were saying, you know what, I think that I should be able to teach my children.
	And some parents dropped the ball and didn't teach their kids and they got old.
	They had like a Loretta Lynn situation where she had babies and didn't even know where they came from.
	It's like, I just thought that was something you did for fun.
	That's a problem.
	We all agree.
	That one's on the Lynn's!
	You're talking about the coal miner's daughter?
	Yeah.
	Oh, okay.
	That was a euphemism.
	That's how she thought the engagement ring.
	I must have gotten from the mind and pressure.
	So that's a screw-up.
	Got it.
	But the conversation used to be about where is there this level of propriety for a parent?
	What rights do parents maintain in teaching these things to their children?
	They would say, well, you just want to teach abstinence-only education and it doesn't work.
	By the way, abstinence-only education means that abstinence is the only thing that actually works 100% of the time.
	That's a scientific fact.
	Doesn't mean that you teach it's the only way to mitigate pregnancy, that it's the only way to mitigate STDs, but it is the only way that is foolproof.
	Period.
	There can be no debate about that scientifically.
	That being said, the people who thought that it was their job to teach sex education to kids were excoriated.
	They were all made to look like Carrie's mom with the kitchen silverware in her torso in that final scene.
	And the fact is, those same parents are saying, well, where does it end?
	Where does it end?
	What rights do we give up and teach it?
	Well now, they believe that they should have the right to teach your kids about BDSM and masturbating all ages.
	And they reiterate, all ages.
	And being a sex worker, don't forget, we've got to make the economy go.
	Because we don't want to objectify women.
	Hey, just so you know, I don't know if you're aware of this, because this is something I've never really understood when the left says, you know, you shouldn't objectify women.
	And by that, they mean objectify women by actually acknowledging and appreciating the beauty of women.
	I don't know if you know this, but I've been known to do that.
	To appreciate that women can be beautiful.
	I know.
	I know.
	Shame.
	You can shame me.
	You can admonish me.
	But they think that that is wrong.
	Okay.
	And by they, I mean the left.
	I mean the people at these camps.
	I mean the people who run the media and run all of Hollywood.
	They, right now, in these magazines, they say it's fat pride.
	It's wrong to objectify.
	It's wrong to appreciate the beauty of this woman.
	But they support sex work, and sex work is real work.
	Hey, let me ask you this.
	When a guy pulls up to a sex worker, what do you think he's doing?
	That woman only makes money if she's objectified.
	Don't objectify women.
	By the way, sex work is real work.
	What do you teach them?
	You teach them about a 401k?
	Or you teach them how to be a more effective sex worker?
	Hey, I'll give you a hint.
	To be the most effective sex worker you want to be, be the most attractive you can be to members of the opposite sex.
	It's almost like that's the only thing they care about.
	Don't objectify women.
	Sex work is real work.
	Oh, alright.
	Okay.
	Got it.
	You have no problem when it's just some guy in the back of a Metro Geo, just as long as they're not modeling for a magazine.
	Understood.
	And the Don't Say Gay crowd completely misses it.
	Again, they've got to detach from this.
	This is a bridge too far for them.
	If they're legit, they've got to disconnect completely.
	Any bridge is a bridge too far for that lady.
	Even on an electric bicycle.
	The only action she's getting is self-love.
	Well, I don't know that.
	She would turn herself down every once in a while.
	I also don't know if she can reach.
	She gives herself the date rape.
	If she was going the way the crow flies, it's straight, but not if you have to, you know.
	Oh my goodness.
	It's like going to New York from L.A., but you have to stop in Chicago.
	I fly direct.
	There was also supposed to be a sexy summer camp in Texas, but it was postponed.
	Teens there were going to be paid $100 to go learn, quote, an evidence-based and LGBTQIA plus friendly curriculum.
	Well, which is it?
	Which one is it?
	Is it evidence-based or is it LGBTQIA plus?
	Friendly.
	Those can't be in the same sentence.
	Which one is it?
	Let's just go through that really quickly.
	Let me read this, okay, so that you guys can actually see how absurd this is.
	And these are the people who say trust the science.
	Yeah.
	Trust the science!
	Okay.
	An evidence-based, and instead of the acronym, I'll read what it is.
	An evidence-based and lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, intersex, and is the A allies?
	Plus.
	Asexual maybe?
	I don't know.
	Asexual plus.
	Evidence-based and then just an insertion of a bunch of made-up shit.
	The plus is like, if we forgot to make anything up, feel free.
	And then someone goes like, hey, I don't know, I'm at this camp, and since you guys seem to be so very meticulous about being evidence-based, can I be two-spirited?
	Hell yeah, you can be two-spirited!
	We'll just add that to the list!
	What does that mean?
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	Add it!
	Hey, can I be pansexual?
	Yeah!
	I just want to make sure with your whole evidence-based curriculum.
	I like all the tents in the camp.
	Yeah!
	It's gonna be, what is it, Little Bear?
	What was it with Dustin Hoffman?
	What was that movie?
	Oh, uh... Something Bear?
	Little Big Man.
	They're gonna Little Big Man every single tent.
	Oh, jeez.
	Good reference.
	It's a solid one.
	You have to check that.
	Evidence-based and LGBTQIA+.
	This is what they do, right?
	This is how they justify it.
	This is how they justify all of it.
	This is why science, the scientific process, is a beautiful thing.
	It's a beautiful thing because it involves testing something.
	You have a hypothesis, you test it.
	And it's not based on consensus, science.
	It's not determined by consensus, I should say.
	It's determined by truth.
	It doesn't matter what the consensus is if the truth is revealed and it happens to go against the consensus.
	So what they try and do is bastardize that and say, actually, 97% of scientists agree on climate change.
	Well, actually, look.
	Most of these doctors now are willing to perform sex reassignment surgery.
	Well, actually, if you look at the DSM-5, they changed gender dysphoria, so they changed it so it's no longer an actual disorder.
	It's the symptoms are, in fact, these are... I don't know if you know this story.
	Do you know what the DSM-5 changed?
	DSM-4, DSM-5.
	Used to be gender dysphoria was a disorder, just like body dysmorphia.
	Okay, just like anorexia, just like bodybuilders, gender dysphoria was seen as a disorder.
	As a way, because of political pressure, as a way to kowtow to them, they changed it where gender dysphoria is a means to describe the symptoms of the discomfort from being born with the wrong gender identity.
	So it's the same symptoms of the disorder, but the fix is not what used to be.
	These are people who have a disorder where they believe that they're a boy when they're a girl.
	So it operated from they believe that they are something that they are biologically not.
	And they changed it to say, well, actually, the disorder now, these are the symptoms that they feel because they were born in the wrong body.
	And it's still called gender dysphoria.
	How's that scientifically based?
	And when did that happen?
	When did that happen?
	Do you have the studies?
	This is one thing.
	I got into arguments with people on this show.
	Actually, one of them, who ended up becoming a friend, Blair White, who was on the show.
	And then another person who we knew, who actually went to Texas to get, I won't name them, but a gender reassignment surgery.
	They went to Dr. Sergey Kochakov.
	Mm-hmm.
	Well known.
	Well known.
	Highly esteemed in his field.
	Scalpel to me.
	But... I don't know, what was I saying before this?
	You just wanted to get to that name and you lost your train of thought.
	No, I was saying something before this!
	I don't know.
	Oh, you know what?
	Yeah, we're the studies.
	So you want to say, okay, we change this to DSM-5 because that assumes that someone can be born in the wrong body.
	Okay.
	Again, let's do this.
	Let's just go through the scientific process and let's sort of combine it a little bit with the Socratic method.
	Oh, so someone believes they're born in the wrong body.
	Why?
	Right there, it's either they were born in the wrong body, you have to answer, or, well, they have a disorder that tells them that they were born in the wrong body.
	Okay, so let's say you go with that door number one.
	They were born in the wrong body.
	How do you know that?
	You don't get much further than that.
	Now, some people might say, well, it's because their brain is in the wrong body.
	Oh, so what you mean to say is there's a male brain and a female brain, which would, again, bring us back to this oppressive idea of a binary.
	How can you have a male brain and a female brain if you don't have biological sex?
	But even then, are there studies that show the brain of trans people are different before cross-sex hormone replacement therapy?
	It doesn't exist.
	It's not a thing.
	But we change the disorder to mean the symptoms of a disorder without actually identifying how somebody can be born into the wrong body?
	They can't answer the simple follow-up question of, well, what do you mean someone's born in the wrong body?
	Well, it's because their brain is born in the wrong body.
	How do you know that?
	There isn't an answer for any of that.
	But they want to teach your children an evidence-based curriculum.
	Just don't be led by the nose.
	Don't be led by the nose on this because you need to understand the severity of... This is not one of those things where people say, okay, you have an opinion and we have an opinion.
	This is uncharted territory.
	This is a massive social experiment and the subjects are now your children.
	This has never happened.
	In the history of the modern world, it's never happened.
	You don't know how this ends.
	We do know that there's a 41-42% attempted suicide rate for transgender youth, and we do know that after surgery it doesn't get any better.
	After sex hormone replacement surgery, or after gender reassignment surgery, it's still about 41-42%.
	So it's not scientifically viable to say that these people Find themselves in an unnaturally high suicide rate, higher than American slaves, because they can't take a dump at a Target or Camp Crystal Lake.
	Maybe there's something else going on.
	And maybe, if we want to help our children, first off, we shouldn't be hypersexualizing them, but maybe we should actually be seeing if there's a root cause of the problem that isn't just tossed under the LGBTQIA.
	Unironically, you can go to the reference, plus, Moniker.
	Because that doesn't help anybody.
	Speaking of which, we're going to play What the Flag here on Mug Club, which we no way, no way could play on YouTube.

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